Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #318

Episode Date: April 8, 2015

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers will learn that an Anthony Mackie comes a new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-octane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church. Twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock Hello everyone welcome to the podcast what's up this week brought to you by dollar shave club in nature box Oh look at that on the spot with those today. I had spot live Thursday. I had I went into your barber's office and ate some of

your nature box stuff again. We had some we had some granola hit. Did you find it? The French sales granola? Fuck you found it. Yeah. When you do the lousy job of hiding every night in the bottom of the trash can. Hey Gus. You'll Gus. Hey I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. That's Jack. This is Bernie and I'm Gus. So we brought Jack on this week. A lot of a lot of goings on in college basketball. We got college basketball. Big shake up in the University of Texas program. Shotgun Smart, new college basketball coach. Global audience. We've been talking about Alabama's talking to Amy Johnson. Alabama's talking to

every Johnson about a coach down there. Yeah, it's been an hour and a half just on the if you just said It would have just been the exact same. Well, you were not going to talk about college right now. It's about for an hour and a half just for an hour. Tonight, tonight's champion should get it. It's it it is. It's Wisconsin versus. I really don't know.

I'll do it. It's about college. It's gonna be like his 13th championship. I don't know. He's gone. I really don't know what to do. Why don't you just call it the best? I just feel like it's 13th championship. I don't know, he's gone. I'm regretting this already. I'm already regretting this. If you're not in the US, Kentucky lost. Kentucky, they were perfect up until their last game.

The last Wisconsin. People being famous for sport in college is weird to me. Why don't you go low? Why don't you go under 11s, basketball? Can you go lower? Whether or not the Little League World Series is broadcast. Audience.

Yes, PN. That's just foul, which is necessary to do because they need to record check all those kids. Because I'll turn on like, oh, you're just kidding. He was 12, but he's 18. Yeah, something like that. This is 14th appearance in the little league world. He used to work in a coal mine. He's six five and he's an eighth grade. You know, they're going to turn out like pricks.

You don't know that only if they win. You don't know that. Yeah, if they lose, I'm sure they'll be fine. Yeah, I guess they'll be humble. If they win, fucking big heads, big head mode on. One of the things tougher, what's got to like a tougher trajectory? The high earning potential of a professional athlete or somebody who wins the lottery.

It's every time I hear about somebody win the lottery. No, they'll go mentally. Yeah, they have a lot of money. They either, they normally end up murdered and or broke. Lottery people all in a broke. Also, they've not given you all the money at once. You get out of like 40 years. You can do it one of two ways.

It depends on the lottery. You can do it one. I saw a great John Oliver segment about the lottery, by the way, which is great. Because I got to that because YouTube has an auto play function where I was watching an awesome John Oliver thing, which'll talk about a second that led me to a lot of Well, every John Oliver thing is awesome. So let's go ahead and roll that. That's pretty much. Yeah, he's got a good swigging average in keeping with the sports metaphors for the evening. He's raining three. You know that's our internet just tuning out. You can get in the win the lottery. You can either take a payment over 20 years and

that's actually what the amount that they put in the billboards, that's what they calculate. But the actual amount of you say, no, just give me the money. It's significantly less. If you ask for a lump sum, they reduce it by whatever. Why would anyone take it all at once? And this is because they want the money, man. They want to have $80 million now, instead of $100 million over 20. What if you win your 60s? That will, if you signed up for, like, let's say, getting your money over 30 years, there's places that will take over the payments for you and give you less money now that way they get more money in the long term. Yeah.

Like, you know, it works in places like that. People who are smarter than people who win a lot. Yeah. Because they just understand it's just a matter of time. You know, they make it five bucks later. I'll give you two bucks now if you give me that. Okay. Have you heard the morbid version of that?

Hmm. People will buy people's life insurance policies if they're terminally ill. Oh, like if you have a million dollar policy and your stage four cancer or HIV positive, which I guess HIV positive doesn't mean that that sentence anymore. But there were people who would buy your life insurance policies.

They had a million bucks. So you can use it while you're alive. Yeah, they buy you out of 400k You name them is their beneficiary allowed yeah, that's terrible America man anything's allowed I make you a living all people who are about to bifit actually I mean you can look at a positive light is like I'm gonna give you the money so that you can use the money for your treatment Or to make yourself more comfortable I guess if you don't have anyone to leave it to me if you don't have crazy with the T-9 Or to make yourself more comfortable. I guess if you don't have anyone to leave it to me If you don't have crazy with the T-9, you're significant

Better you have no beneficiary's but I'm not gonna give four or a thousand or not gonna give a million dollars my cat Might as well take it for myself. I would totally give a million dollars to a cat. I would love to see a cat with a million dollars I feel like that's the perfect idea for an NBC sitcom. There's they're struggling right now It's a briefcase in a cat. I can only watch so many reruns of SNL NBC. So I'm giving you this one for free Million dollar millionaire millionaire cat. This fall NBC. It is how you make money on that though. You get everyone to place a dollar bet on how much money will be left after a year with the cat. Yeah. And then whoever guesses it right gets the mill. I love it. We just. But how does the cat decide what they want to spend money on? Like the cat has to have so many, you know, spend money, right?

You don't have cat. Give me decisions. Well, you bet you feed it, but I don't want to ask the cat like what kind of food you want. I just get whatever the hell I want. Can't get a new couch every day, it's cloth, or like through the fucking thing. Yeah, whenever couch at closet closet,

that's when you get like you put like four expensive couches out. You know whenever one gets the most fucked up replacement comes in, you put like Faberj eggs on a counter. Just watch the cat to slowly knock them off one at a time. How much is Fabra J. Egg? Very expensive. I do question. We were just talking about it like the it's a standard for expensive things. Three 54 dozen. Is that what Rich Kid do? Rich Kid do for Easter egg. They get a Fabra J. Egg. They break them all with each other's lip. Yeah. That's one of how much is a Fabra J. Egg. I guess that's it. I guess let's say guess. So I assume there's gonna be a range depending on whatever bullshit features they come up with

Not coughs you know Wi-Fi and Bluetooth. I'm gonna say six million dollars. Jesus you on that high. Yeah, apparently you're underestimating 6 million and one 25 million I'm gonna say I'll say 15 just say whatever you would have said how much All right 33 million dollars was one 33 million dollars. It was it it looks so stupid to it's like an egg with a pop-up watch It is see what 33 million dollar egg Describe a 33 million dollar egg that doesn't look stupid They're okay. No, no, it is gonna look stupid. I've got the chicken that laid it They're okay. No, no, it is gonna look stupid. It's about the chicken that laid it. It's Bob. It's got like a giant gold watch on its neck. I was doing the fabric. It's like

a goose's geese. Geese. They come from geese. Traditionally, it's a geese with a giant gold watcher, maybe two. Like a big flavor flavor. So what about that dumb and a watch? What about a dumb ugly thing? make it expensive? Is it just the fact that it's Fab J. Egg or is it the materials? You're a solid gold. Is that a reflection of a dude taking the photo on the underside of it? No, that's the clock I think you might be right and I think that's what that is It's like an eBay photo. Yeah, there's like a naked reflection of the club Oh, I think you're right. Yeah, okay, and he's not wearing pants. Yeah the club this I think you're right yeah okay it's a dude and he's not wearing pants yeah exactly I like you would have be like boof idiot oh you're right actually

I don't like that that's like just 90% of the time um so you're talking about John Oliver I like John he had that interview I don't know if you saw you say it in last week tonight uh like last night can interview with Edward Snowden that's what I was watching you went to Russia right yeah you went to Russia it was an hour long episode to say he had an interview with Snowden though, is a little bit of a spoiler for the piece because there's a funny bit in the middle where he's not sure if Snowden's even gonna show up. Right.

And that's really funny. They realize that the room they're taping the interview in is across the street from the old KGB headquarters, which is now the FSB headquarters. Yeah. But they know he's in the country. They do, but I think the thing is collusion with the u.s. government is concerned that the website

we are gonna actually like this do let's grab them i don't think we're on the best terms right now with russia i totally agree i think i think i think a lot of people get there maybe something were upset with each other about the moment and i'd be but it was really it was really interesting what i thought was really disappointing was when john all of your goes out to time square or his when someone from his staff goes out of Times Square and starts asking people who's Edward Snowden? Who's Edward Snowden? And you care about this and they have to reframe the and nobody knows what Edward Snowden is nobody really cares about Privacy until they reframe it the reframe the entire discussion as to would you care if the government had pictures of your dick right now?

And then everyone cared. Yeah, it's literally that the closest people got to being able to describe who Edward Snowden is. As they said, he's the guy who runs WikiLeaks. That's the closest they got. Wow. And one of the best parts about the interview is they actually showed Edward Snowden, who's given up major liberties and is on the lamb. Yeah. Whether you agree with him or not, his life has gone through a major upheaval. He's now in hiding.

And he says that he did these things in order to inform the public, to make them let the public make better informed decisions about surveillance. And they show this and nobody knows who he is. That was just like, I'm going through all of this. And like nobody has any clue. That's what I have. Yeah. It's a really interesting interview.

Would you care if the government had picture of your penis? Yeah, I know I'm one of those people where I don't want the government to have anything that they don't need to have. What is the government though? I know, but that's exactly it. It's government. Well, you work. We act like the government is like this thing that existed and then made the country and

made the people. That's not it at all. People got together and they made the government. The government is like it's weird necessity. But you need one there. You do need one. Exactly. But they work for us.

Yeah. But we act like all these things, like all these slow rolling things that the government does are like these things that they always have done and they always will do and they have to do it. They don't have to do those things. And then they go through like all these different pieces of legislation legislation and John Oliver's reads and says, I want you at a return to tell me, can the government take pictures of my dick with this legislation?

And he goes through, he's like, how does the government get my dick picture from this piece of legislation? So he's like, he's like, you know, caveat 46B, what does that do? So 46B would allow them to mine your profile to find a picture of your dick. How is the US government not mad at John Oliver

for not like bagging him? Oh, you mean just like like citizens are asked? You're right there. I wasn't taking him. Yeah. Are they not pissed off it? What? I mean, that's what Roman Plansky, right? That's how it ends. Yeah. The piece ends. It's where John Oliver says he goes, he goes, well, he goes, I'm heading back to the US now. And something, he says something to Edward Snowden, he goes, and I hope I won't get trouble for talking to you guys. Well, if you weren't on a list, you definitely are on a list now. And John Oliver goes, hmm, this is a moment of like, I guess you're right.

I guess I'll be comfortable. He's not even American. Yeah. Yeah, I think what it's done. So I was like, now you're a known associate. You are literally now. Yeah, you are shared a room with me. Yeah.

To be fair, and by the way, we should have explained who John Oliver is to most people don't know he was a correspondent for the daily show correct yes and then he does a show now on HBO last week tonight last week tonight so it's one of the few British people who's not famous in England but he is famous in America I don't know how famous he is in America be honest with him I mean he's getting a nice job I almost say everyone. Yeah. Everyone hit what everyone working here probably knows them to kind of put in perspective. There was another John Oliver piece that I watched to put in perspective the question that you asked Gavin, which is, you know, you're keeping the government doing this and that like the lottery, for instance, in a lot of states has been started in order to fund education.

And they showed how the US lottery in different states, individual states, generates billions of dollars and education spending hasn't gone up at all So it's just this new source of revenue that the state has They're using it to fund education in some ways, but then they just don't fund it in other ways Right, so it now it's like what I had so education like 21 out of 24 states Education is not going up. This is you can watch the the report. They did it's more factual than I said of being like additive It's just like replacement yeah replacement so where did the other money go if they just shop for it around exactly so where's the other money and that's the kind of thing with the

government it's just like they're just doing something new that they didn't work doing before that we don't need them to do I want to thank Mike Galock on Twitter for reminding me the US's mad at Russia for invading the Ukraine no I totally forgot what it was that's what it was. That's what it was. You didn't know? No, of course I knew. Okay, I'm gonna say one in the world. I'm fucking, it didn't. I'm Twitter to remind me of that. But the John Oliver thing, it's, it reminds me of my favorite stuff from the daily show. Like, when John stood where we kind of go on these rants where, you know, he'd make logical points. It's like, God damn, I'm pissed off about this. John Oliver takes a week to find something and be like,

more people should pay attention to this. Like, he did a whole thing about beauty pageants about this job. He did a neutrality as well. Yeah, neutrality. Probably the best description of neutrality. Yeah. And he explains it very, very well to kind of like, dumb it down to make it like, oh, okay,

I understand what this means. This is what you can do to help. And you know, and this is sort of why we're fighting. And it's like, oh, and he gives you a good, you know, synopsis, the whole thing, but it keeps it light too. He did a great thing on FIFA actually. Oh, yeah, I saw that one.

Yeah, we talked about how he, like, he hates that they're doing this but he can't stop watching it and it's the same sort of deal where it's just like it's fascinating. The whole idea of me, you know, the corruption going on in FIFA yet people still watch it and can't stop. I love in that pace he shows a photo of the FIFA boardroom where they meet and it looks just like the war room from Dr. Strange Club. It's like fucking identical. And it's like, who puts that room together and doesn't think, well shit, it looks like we're all a bunch of assholes villains

if we send this room. Like let's add some code, let's make this room a little nicer. Put some plans in here, get a fight kiss. Fight kiss. But yeah, but I mean, I love that show. We watch it, Katie and I watch it pretty much every Sunday. And also, you know, if you don't have you know TV HBO now is coming soon. It's coming within Sunday, yeah, Game of Thrones premieres next Sunday, so they said we'd be coming before that

So I think they said on that day, maybe it's gonna work in a charm by the way You think so yeah, every time they launch a new service or you know something comes out that depends on the online infrastructure. What's great? Absolutely. They want face field go Oh, they're existing product already Gets crushed by every game of throwing season premiere. They're launching a new service now to get to even more people What can go wrong? Yeah, I mean they just drew a line What I'm always amazed by is how people get still just Flabbergasted and upset when like oh this game launched today everybody bought it every 12 million people trying to play this game and the servers don't work what the hell yeah that's happened with every online game

ever created you think HBO go so a lot of people right now I know have HBO go and they're using someone else's accounts like using a friend or family account do you think they're like force everyone offline and then then have to you know go back and you know we have it for one IP or something. Fuck. I don't know. Because I mean, that's one thing. Like HBO, they've actively shied away from dealing with that kind of stuff because they don't want people watching it. But now they've created a service where you can actually pay to have this service. Is like, do you think they're going to force people to do that?

Yeah, they've been very laks about enforcing, you know, authority over that, you know, copyright over that. I'm really curious to see, you know, copyright over that. I'm really curious to see, you know, to your point, what they're gonna do as a result of it. I pay for my HBO, so I'm set, either way. I'm ready to pay for it. HBO is owned by time Warner. I don't know if you guys need that or not.

Yep. That's one of the big reasons to merge, they want for the merger, right? Yeah, so it's a public company. I don't think they care. I think they're really trying to do more anything else, just beat Netflix. They have the worst intro goes up up up that like white noise cause because it's all like streaming and compression and stuff.

It's never looks good. And also I don't know if you ever notice I'm like on my old internet before I got like the super fast internet. Every time that screen comes up streaming my my stream pauses and rebuffers. Every pixel is changing. Oh, I'm like, oh, fuck, thank you. I'm really glad I'm watching to become a solid blue wall. Just the logo on it. Our girl I dated in high school her dad worked on the CG animations for like the 80s HBO stuff. Oh, yeah, like where's the logo on the side? Yeah, it was like through it and all that stuff. Yeah, he worked on it like slices or something

like that too. I can get it. This is back when computer graphics were like you couldn't see what you were working on until you rendered it It was all just math. Did you ever see that? Must have been last year. I saw this video like a behind the scenes making of like you I don't know if you remember there was that one intro they had where like the camera flies through a town And then like goes out to the hills and that's the field logo But they showed the miniature and they showed like the behind the scenes of like creating this model city We're like the camera flies through for the HBO and shows. It's really cool. The watch did it blow up or anything cool? No

No, it's like yeah, this is it So see that would be worth blowing up afterwards. Yeah, so what do you think model makers do nowadays? Like they're I mean that was that was a model something Yeah, I was a highly sought after Everyone I mean they sit and wait for some hips to direct it to use it Yeah, they look like we're saying this is were saying to us, but it looks so good. It looks so good. Did the Independence Day is one of the most ridiculously

impressive movies to watch just from all the models. Well, I guess the bigotures were used in Lord of the Rings. That's what they called those. Bigotures. They were called bigotures. They were called the giant models. Bigotures. That's what they were called, seriously.

Like Helm's deep and what minus Tyra, Therav, you say, they should have called a maxiches or something. Bigotches. Bigotches. It's a cool, I don't know, I think it's cool. Sounds like they're bigoted. But we knew the guys like the hangout, right? What's that? Didn't not, Seb, who, we knew someone who worked on stuff. Matt Ward. Yeah. I worked on some stuff. He worked on, I think he worked on the train for Zorro too. Yeah, I remember these days they made two of them and like draw one off a bridge We are you know trained one off a bridge. Boiler. I did I did a model thing recently for slow mo guys Didn't come out but we built like a a model town out of Lego that look like a 9 11 simulator

No, that thing well after some reason like someone here built it. It's a two giant tower So I was like immediately rebuild it And then and then we go, like, a plane. For losing Jack. Too soon. Then we got, like, a plane like shoved some fuse in one of the engines and let it. So it was smoking. We're just like, crashed it down through the, like, little Lego town.

Looked. I think you're on the list now. What? Well, crashing Lego plays is what every kid does. You know, usually when you slow stuff down, especially a miniature, it gives it weight. Yeah, scale. Yeah, scale.

But does that work with Legos? Yeah. It looks like enormous bricks. Yeah. All right. Especially when some of them are like, you're spending all through the air and stuff. Who do you just want to jam this plane down in there?

We had to do it twice because Dan missed. Did he really? He smashed the plane? Well, it was going to come through the back of this thing, but he just threw it down, and it just like rubble just came down in there. We had to do it twice because dad missed did he really he smashed the plane It was gonna come through the back of this thing But he just threw it down and it just like rubble just came down this really you can even see the plane. No really cool So is that gonna come out or not gonna? No product come out it'll come out eventually. We'll be like a bonus thing Yeah, quick bits my show to RTX or something by the way

We talked about on last week's podcast a bunch of Eridisasters and sure enough like I just got pictures from people all week long on planes Looking into the podcast right now. It's gonna happen. Yeah, what do you mean? People are gonna listen to the podcast on a plane? Yeah, I Was watching some playing crashes and Because I just told him apparently I came across a video that was just a compilation of black box recordings of like the 20 seconds before playing crashes. Oh, geez. It's one of the most depressing, like the saddest thing ever.

It didn't have that soundtrack. That's still HBO intro. Did you see that? So one thing I'm going to cut you all ahead. One thing that people keep tweeting about me whenever we talk about air disasters, I got to finally mention it because people keep sending me this is there's a I don't want to if I want to call a documentary. There's a movie on Netflix.

You can watch call like Charlie Victor Romeo. Well, when you call it a documentary, like there's a classification like there's no narrative. There's no story. It's just black box recordings reenacted by actors sitting in a simulated cockpit. Okay. Charlie Victor Romeo. Yeah. And it's just like the last several minutes of each, and just like the hum drum every day,

you know, talking, flat-a-tannets coming in, and then it's like, oh, something's wrong, and then either they recover, or they don't. Yeah, I know the ones where they'd never recover, it's just like, do this, do this quick, and then you hear the thing going like, pull up, pull up, and they're like, oh God, oh, and you like, you didn't even hear that. hear the thing go and like pull up pull up. Oh god Oh No, no, he's like the thing recently. I think it was a Russian pilot or maybe a German pilot. We're in this mode now who who had his son

We talked about you Started yeah, so you guys also that video too. Yeah, we had a we had a lot of podcasts in a while man I haven't been on since let's play live. I want to talk about that at some point or did you guys already talk about it? Go crazy. Yeah, we talked about it, but go ahead man. We did let's play live and it was awesome It was great Thanks for watching everyone good night and build up for football coaches at that point No, we did let's play live and that thing kicked ass I was I was really really psyched at how it turned out. I think everyone had a really good time and uh

Yeah, I was amphite it was it was probably it was the most stressful night of my life ever Everything leading up to I literally woke up mid panic attack that morning like I mean like the middle of the night overnight I was panic attack. Yeah, what it was that? What does that really mean? I woke up having trouble breathing and was like my mind was racing And I was like it was like I just like run a mile like I was just like full of adrenaline What do you have to do like chuck yourself into ice? You look like he's like thank God? Like chuck yourself into ice water? Like thank God I made that bucket of ice water

No, I just I just kind of relax kind of monitoring my breathing. It's like you know breathe slower force yourself to calm down But yeah, it was damn it was intense. That was a lot of work. That was my baby I put that thing together and so and you showed up late Gavin you never had Gavin showed up way the fuck late I wasn't late late would be if I showed up After it started for Christ sake you missed all of rehearsal what little rehearsal we have room to talk about Gavin being late you guys just don't talk about it. What that's it. Don't even worry about it. I was chewing All right anyway, so but yeah, no it wouldn't really well The one thing I wish we would have done so we had this kid IYD He was our opener. He was a musician who played fucking awesome. He was awesome. No, not without my glasses

So he's a musician and people like oh he was playing like you know like techno and kind of you know house music What a lot of people didn't realize this all of this music is done on two game boys? Yeah, so he has literally two game boys and a mixer and that's his whole setup. And so it's all done like on like there's a some game boy like ROM that someone made to make this kind of music that basically pumps out of the game boys. And at no point did he like pick them up and show the audience, which I wish you would have. But other than that, there's only one of things like in hindsight we should have highlighted

that we should have told him. We should have told him. We should have told him. We should have. We should have. We should have. We should have. We should have had like you know that Rudy's yeah, we had definitely should have had chop cam on there Did you see I'm right at this week the footage of the model?

Boeing with 747 or something oh, yeah, yeah, I was a Boeing no, it was an Airbus was Airbus. Yeah, that was so satisfying watching that thing take off The thing was filled with helium what there's no way that thing could have taken off like that That thing was a bolt that thing was a helium balloon with engine. It lit just like an air patch. It lit just like an air patch. It lit just like an air patch. It lit just like an air patch.

It lit just like an air patch. It lit just like an air patch. It lit just like an air patch. It lit just like an air patch. It lit just like an air patch. It lit just like an air patch. It lit just like an air patch. It lit just like an air patch.

It lit just like an air patch. It lit just like an air patch. It lit just like an air patch. It lit just like an air patch. It lit just like an air patch. It lit just like an air patch. It lit just like an air patch. It lit just like an air patch it and it just like takes off, goes into the air like circles around the convention center a bit on the inside and then comes back and lands. No way, no way something that big could go that slow. Right. Yeah, I do some really, really light. But then I don't know if you saw there are outtakes. No, they tried numerous times to get it to fly correctly. And then the outtakes you can tell is filled with helium because it's like it's just kind of bouncing. Have you seen like those jets, like the supersonic jets that are like miniatures,

like you know six or seven feet long that are full of like, you can break the sound barrier? I don't know if they can break the sound barrier, but they're super fast. Like there's a place in South Austin that launches those things. Yeah, be kind of cool. They're actual jets. Yeah, yeah. They're just like six feet long. Like you just can't get in it.

It's got like actual real little jet engines. Yeah. So can you take them off and like tape them just stuff? I think I see people put them like on bikes. You've got a cat, right? And God. Rocket powered cat would be awesome. What's me?

But that's kind of thing a millionaire cat would do. There you go. Every week, rocket power. A little backpack and put it on, fly around. I really don't know what a cat would spend a million dollars on. If you give a cat a choice, but I'm just catting it for you. Really nice, I'm going to do that.

Like, you think cats. I'm not going to choose anything. Cats, if you put a whole bowl of food in front of a cat It's just gonna get fat right? No, no, it totally depends on how much my cat just knows the food then the dog eats it Yeah, that's the thing a cat will actually eat until they're full and then stop dogs will just keep going until there's nothing left Full doesn't seem like something that would happen like on an evolutionary basis I've got three cats at home. You go ahead.

They don't keep eating until it's all gone. I'm sure you'll all stop. I'm sure you'll all stop. I'm sure that will happen. Go ahead. You have mine. Did your parents ever tell you to stop eating? What did they say?

No. I do you had to eat to the bottom of the plate. Right. So you until you're full and then you stop. What? Just fooling me in the bottom of the plate is full. Full means I could have some food lots on my plate This will be full right right well then you are doing against yourself now

You know what my parents say you never you would never taught to stop you I was never taught to stop So why would an animal need to be taught why wouldn't an animal just be like I'm full I'm done What what we do animals and animals parents don't guilty in it eating the whole In the cause of effect of eating so much starving gazelles in Africa. But I don't think a cat's ever gonna think if I don't stop eating this I'm gonna die like two months earlier. I did like springing down a cat level. You know I'm gonna die a little bit sooner like I don't think

they have the cause and effect or especially the predictive cause and effect of eating poorly. They'll just oh this great I'll eat it all. That's a great thing. Great thing about owning a cat as you can leave it alone for a couple days. You need to go somewhere. It's great, I'll eat it all. That's a great thing, greatest thing about owning a cat is you can leave it alone for a couple of days. You need to go somewhere. It's like this over. Literally cat freaks the fuck out.

Joe the cat lives outside. He lives outside, but we don't leave him outside when we go out of town for four days. You don't have to throw a cat outdoors. You don't have a cat flap for four days. I should get a cat flap. I don't have a cat flap. That's the best thing.

But I should do that. But we have the opinion that if we put a cat flap in, we just wouldn't see Joe the cat ever. He literally will will come in eat and then immediately turn around and try to go back out. Can you make like can you have like a one-way cat flap that allows him in, but then doesn't let him out unless you let him out. They have this. They have little keys on the bottom. Then I got to let go. Fuck you're out. What's the point out of cat?

He close to just locking it. I'm having a cat. I don't know. You tell me you're committing that your cat doesn't want to spend time with you. No, I'm free. I just think you leave Joe the cat in the house for four days He loses it like we'll get home from a trip. We just got back from LA Yeah, and I went on a lovely trip in LA. I wasn't aware. We'll talk about that I said which we documented on paroscope all day long

But uh, we got back Joe the cats in the house nutmeg somehow got out and was out for three to three or four days So she's fine, but Joe's in the house. We let him out We had to leave the door open, just leave the door open for like two hours because he will just go in and out, in and out. And it's like a manic thing for like two hours straight. He's got to get all of his normal ins and outs in. And he's like, I'm way behind schedule like turning the light on. The exact way he goes out. Just over there. Yeah, I mean, really, he's just like, he's nuts. He just like, he'll just like, he'll me out. He has just like If you're not in the room and he knows it, he gets this like high level like amazing like like you know the goat

That sounds like usher What Joe the cat gets like so we've got a fun though. We had a fun thing going on this past week before I went out of town this weekend But my kitten Ellie who's about six months old tiger cat or something a bingo cat She went into heat, which was fun So she started offering her vajte Yeah, yeah, yeah, well we're going to this week You're not supposed to win there actually in heat so we're gonna take her to long now Your song comfortable because they make like weird noises. Yeah, just like back

She was flattening herself on the ground and slowly backing her butt up and everything and like that wasn't her butt She was back enough Like I've got two older cats and the older male cat he'd be sitting there and she'd like walk up to him and like turn around He's like, nope mark it up the wrong tree. He goes long. It sounds like every last call ever That sounds like I mean, I just imagine the older cats just be like, oh to be young But she was made for humans was that fucking easy. Just like people walking backwards into a bar. That was it.

Hey, you like this? Yeah. So what you meant to do for a cat? Like, can you get like a cat knob and nail it to the wall? Oh, no, no, no. It's like a mimic one. Just like milk the, like get it. Don't worry, they'll like, he's no fan art of that.

He's just, this is new and amazing. just like milk the, like get it. You know what, there's no fan art of that. Jesus Christ. This is new and amazing. It's interesting. Well, like it needs relief, right? I've been nail it to the wall. I don't think the wood is that kind of cat dick. Cat dick. Wooden of all of our materials, I would.

I don't know, I was like, seven solid. The cat can back up on to you. Here's my recommendation to you. Never raise teenagers. You should just get liked in the pre-teens and just stop immediately Just walk away say I'm gonna hand over responsibility We've got 3d printers now, right? Just like fucking model something model of little cat dick

Print it out. I want to go back to the government surveillance Can you imagine if you had this answer in court? Why did you download 50 different versions of a 3d printable cat? There was a saturday and live bit where was Eli Manning was on the stand and he was like they were you know charged him with murder and like oh no he could have been there because he was at home and he was on the internet and like we'd like to read over his history. He's like I'd rather just confess the crime. He's like no I don't go through that. Absolutely.

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Can you talk to someone when they're peeing? Like, that's the thing now we have three toilets in the, in the restroom. Doesn't bother you at all. Nope. There's a lot of things that do bother you that don't bother me I don't mind. It's when I'm taking a dump. I don't want I don't want to have a conversation I'm what is the line for you? What a dump of a shut-door than no talking right? Yeah, pretty much a dump also

Effects the way you speak I find pain. I'm just like hey, what's that all the time? I wouldn't be like yeah We write out nothing's worse than hearing someone on the toilet taking a dump on a phone I've heard that like an airport. Who the fuck are you talking to? Oh, okay? No, no Yeah, like I mean like someone taking a dump and is talking on their phone while taking a dump in a public place It's like Jesus Christ. I just that's a situation where I don't answer the phone. Yeah, the other situation that I should not answer the phone But I do is when somebody wakes me up Because I don't know what it is about being just woken up and not answer the phone, but I do, is when somebody wakes me up. Because I don't know what it is about being just woken up and getting on the phone,

you can't fucking hide that. I can't hide that. I can literally- I can literally- You're like, oh, no, I got this. I can be like, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, I can brush my teeth. I go, uh, uh, hey, hey, hey,

have four other conversations about the phone's rating. Then go, hello, then go, we sleep. I mean, every single time, it's like tired. Yeah, it's like, they can immediately tell when you're waking up. And then your answer, of course, like it always is, when someone accuses you of just waking up you're like no You have to tell people you weren't sleep. I was just relaxing. Yeah, it's like that's an embarrassing like hey, were you just jacking off? No Why would I was sleeping?

Nightly a hour relax What about why is sleep like that? We're so embarrassed of like someone catching us because they were awake and we were asleep Oh, you're all of your gods are down when you're asleep like it's just raw you when you wake up You're like you got it like build back up to Can you imagine that applied to other things as well? Like if you come out of a restaurant and you run into a friend they go were you eating in there and you go? No, I just had to use the bathroom. I have a second job Watching I was watching basketball. basketball was great didn't need anything

i mean did you just save that woman's life no shipped out of the way that bus uh... so we were talking about pets earlier and i want people to be my people i had a really strange Dream about my dog Which one Ben Sherman, okay? I dreamt that I'd lived at the old studio like they're at seventh in congress Oh the old old studio. Yeah, old old which by the way is about to go down good good. Ritz about demolish. We should film it

And in my dream. I'm walking down Conner I'm walking down six street about to take a right on a Congress. I take my right on a Congress and walking towards me is like a crowd of people, you know, downtown, a lot of people, and amongst them is my dog. And he doesn't see me. Like he's like walking in the pile of his shoes. Like a dog. Like a dog, a dog walking.

He's like, hey, I'm not gonna have a suit. Hey, how you doing? He's like, why the fuck is my dog out on the street? But he doesn't see me and he walks into a bar. And I'm like, why is my dog out on the street? He doesn't see me and he walks into a bar and I'm like Why am I dog going into that bar and so like I was like I'm gonna follow my dog So I got kind of sneaking behind him I walk in behind him It's like there's a bunch of stairs in the bar and I'm annoying so I'm like what the fucking dog doesn't walk up the stairs in my place

He comes to this bar and he walks up the stairs just fine whatever so then like I'm kind of like walking up and I see him and he's like he goes up the stairs he gets up to the top and he jumps up onto a couch that's in the bar he starts like rubbing his face on the couch and he is not allowed on my couch because I don't like it rubbing his fucking face on my couch. He's off the clock. So yeah he went to this bar to go rub his face. I'm like that fucking asshole dog he's rubbing his face on the couch here at the bar

And that's the bartender like what's it deal with that dog? Why you know what's it doing? You know, yeah, she's like oh that dog that dog always comes if you know what he does He comes in and he runs the space. What the fuck is my dog doing? Like I go in I see him and like you know, I say Benjamin and he like looks at me like oh shit I got caught and I go over and pick him up. I'm like the fuck are you doing in this bar? And like the dream ends like I'm walking out the door like I take you back home, but the fuck is wrong with you? That did you wake up pissed off at your dog?

No, woke up and I was like, what the fuck was that dream? See this is why people need to have kids. They're the ones you have dreams like that. Yeah. No, people don't need to have kids. Well I wouldn't say that because I have kids, but I had a dream. I was telling G gal about this.

We went out to LA, and one of the things we did, we went out to dinner with Colton. Yep, and what did you have at that pub? We went to a pub to eat. Not fish and chips. We had fish and chips, actually also had fish and chips. And a couple of ginger minges. I, that's right, the ginger minges.

That was actually the best drink on the menu. I enjoyed the ginger minges. I got away from, it sounds like we go to get cocktails, Jack, and a bar. You're like, oh, this sounds great. Then you get it like awful. So you go to the next one, you're like, I'm done and you go to beer from there.

That's what happened to me at this place. But Colton said this is the best burger he's ever had. So I was like, all right, if he's here, I don't really have a preference for what's in the menu. I'm gonna get exactly what Colton gets. And it was a burger, it was like one of those thick burgers, which are not my preference anyway. And he got it medium rare, which I'm all about.

But then it has a worst-to-shier A.O. Leon it. Oh, okay. It was like super rich and playful. So anyway, the whole thing, as I do. And, because my parents told me to. My parents told me to. Yeah, yeah. And so we went home, we went back to the hotel.

And I guess I just like, just ate really late in the day. And usually food has no effect on me. But for whatever reason that hamburger was sticking with me, and I felt like I would just eat it for like two hours, I'd go to sleep, and I've never had this before in my life. I had like four or five dreams, and through all four or five dreams, I had the hamburger with me.

You know what I'm talking about? It was like, it carried over from one dream to the next. No, it was a Tarencey no thing, it was like followed you along. Yeah, and I've got to finish this burger. And I was like, I was like, I was making progress on it over the course of the night of dreaming.

And what I didn't know was it one dream, and that was the dream that I was had a burger in multiple dreams. So my brain broke it up and made it seem like five to dreams, but it was one dream. But it was like, it was amazing. I've never had something carried over from dreaming. Do you think it's because like the taste of the burger

was still in your mouth? And like your brain's still processing it in the dream? You would probably occasionally move your tongue and retaste it and it would just pop back into your dream. And then I would just love the idea of you like finishing your third dream, like you've rescued the princess and killed the goblin and then you're like, oh, all right, back crackle with this again.

That's the thing, you know what I was? That was the snow sking, as people burn. Other than the conversation with people talking, I would literally pull it like out of nowhere in a wax paper I mean like you guys keep talking. I have got to finish It was very important that I finished and I finished this before school tomorrow I got to meet a dog in a barn Someone said on Twitter that maybe my dog was going to meet millionaire cat at the bar

Twitter by the way literally changed the way it looks. I refreshed it as I was looking here. What keeps happening on apps I use is like updates in the middle of me scrolling. Yeah, everything just, everything looks different. Now I don't know what I'm doing. I'm like, I think I'm fast. Guys, it's about a Twitter for six years.

Two seconds, I'm up. I'm done. I don't know what this is. I can't take this at all. Is it a fan? We were in LA. Right. Yeah, wait a good time. I know. I wasn't going this at all. Is it a training automatically? We were in LA. Right. Yeah, we had a good time.

We went to LA. I wasn't going to love about you. You know, like, funny dude. Successful. They may not know that you're an idiot. Why? Look, an absolute idiot when it comes to getting in the right car. You got the wrong car?

We ran to the car. We ran to the car. We ran to the car. We ran to the car. And I think three or four times in a row He got into the wrong car actually can bag us up on this Gavin But I want to play this down. It was 100% of the time we went to the car I went to the car. What kind of car was it?

It was a thing like it was a dark gray Chevy Impala and usually I have like a silver car and for whatever reason the last five times I run at cars. I've gotten fucking Impala's And he went for Chevy's best day ever He would get into a silver Chevy that was right next to the actual one It's like you're so close, but it's the wrong car And then you got a one that was like the completely wrong color like way off Then you went to one that wasn't even a Chevy it was like a white Ford and I was like And you're like oh, I don't know you hopped to the back of a Chevy, it was like a white Ford. And I was like, you're serious, you're like,

I don't know. You hopped to the back of a Jeep and you're like screw it. Where'd you with the silver car pulled up? It was just like a car, so, that amazing, continued channel. We were waiting for one silver car, and literally the other silver car pulls up. With the same rental car as ours,

pulled up like a minute before our day. And we got in, and we're like, this is not our stuff. The mallet has to key and everything. You have a weird issue though with You just need to memorize a car. Nah Why and there was one I remember this one that was one that had a muffin on the top of it And you like you're like wait someone put a muffin on

And I was like are you sure it's not different card? Oh, yeah, I'll cause the I got to call you to out You and Ashley out because that car you both were ready for me to open the trunk and I was like This is the car again and we sure drive the car was behind it you Blower fool that Matt was I'm just following you you have the keys you know what the car is No, he still do the thing where you rent like the stupid awesome car every time you go somewhere No, we did that one time. I was gonna be your one kind of car light Yeah, but I got my car and I love my car now, okay? So I just rent I'm back to the branding based on you got a future car It's what they're patching in the auto driving the summer. That's futuristic

I got back from my four day trip from LA and it wouldn't boot. Oh really? My car wouldn't it was just so it all the panels were just dead like a cranking you can get out there and like hand crank It gets a minute like I wish I would have killed for like a little USB like juice boxes you could plug into I wish I would have I'm gonna kill for like a little USB like juice boxes you can plug into it What's this nap in on it? You know it gets you said? Oh, wow. How did you call run? I bet we I they don't know They're trying to figure it out right now. In fact, there's so that who's that the Tesla service So they're Tesla. Well, they're just doing the Tesla. I caught that too. Oh, because the Z Tesla Tesla Listen, you get when you can pronounce everything The whole car is basically batteries the whole way through but apparently there's also a 12 volt battery in it

Just like a normal car battery, okay, and that powers the MCU and keeps all thing going so apparently that's what died So it couldn't like a battery surrounded by battery in electric car the little battery died And then I even said on the phone I go, can we just get a jump on it you know somebody jumped the battery and I guess the guy literally said you should absolutely not do that. I was like why why I guess just don't do that because we'll come get it and they're awesome you know I mean they're at a point now where they're still trying to write the story for the car company so it's like I called them they were like what? You had an impromptu car, they brought me another car.

So it looks exactly the same as my other one. Oh, that's not even yours? No, that's not mine. Mine's still in the shop. Yeah, it looks identical. Yeah, they like drive it out to me and whatever. And then when my car is fixed, they'll drive it back. We can be like, down the line of your user settings

and stuff in it. No, actually this one has like so baseline, it doesn't even have navigation in the map. Like, I looked up a place, oh shut the fuck up. It's normal thing. It's normal thing. So I looked at the place, like I was going to the bank and I looked at the bank location, like there it is, I tapped it, I'm like, I want to go there.

And it's like, I was like, oh I got my phone. So they have the old map in there. Yeah, it's the map, but I just decided to get the billy to put the line. It does seem like a basic thing, just like a little switch that they flip. When you pay, that's about dollars more. But yeah, I went all the way, I had a thing where, you want to talk about first world problems. Here you go, Gus.

I had a check that was over the amount that I can use for my phone to deposit over the phone. That's a rough life, right? There's like, I think it's like a $600 limit, Jack. It's not unheard of, if somebody gets more than six dollars off the flight. It had a check. So I had to go to the ATM to deposit,

which in all my friends are like, they never deposit at ATM. I love deposit at ATM. You turned me around on that. I got to do it. I never used to deposit checks at ATM. I've been doing it for 10, 12 years now. Never had a problem.

It's totally fine. So to freak the fuck out, we need to get that. We need to get the ATM to actually take the raw check. I like those. By the ones you used to, like you never put it to the process check. No, we knew like TMS, I'll actually take the the raw check. I like those by the ones you said Like you put it to the process check no, no like they should have like put it into an envelope and write shit on it You did put it in yeah, fuck shit You get out of fucking pen to put letters and numbers on it. Yeah, it's yeah

I never did the camera thing until like a month ago. That's great. I do all the time Yeah, well I had direct deposit. I only had one job and like lately I'm making it more jobs because of acting and stuff and like when we went on midnight I got a check for that. I was like you got a check and so I done I that's when I discovered the annoying I wish they would just pay straight into my bank account like everyone did in England. You can probably do that. You can probably turn that information in. I need I just paperwork for you for last week that I need you to fill out. I forgot to have you fill it out. Yeah. There you go. I agree. But uh so I went in the car, drove without directions.

Oh, watch out. I drove all the way to the branch of my bank, which I have a newer bank that doesn't have as many branches as my old city bank, Bank of America. Fuck them. I had Bank of America, their branches everywhere. Oh, we shouldn't have banks now? No, I shouldn't have banked.

I shouldn't have banked. So there's like one location for this bank nearby. I went to that bank and sure enough, the depository was down to the ATM and I was like God damn I don't ever go and deposit a check and here I am doing it and now I gotta do it all over again I gotta go back out and like find a way to deposit this check How does you survive? Listen these are the problems in a in a regular person's life everyone deals with the kind of guards. It's like sign felt

What's that? It's like it's like sign felt. What's that? It's like sign felt. It's like the everyday, it happens to me all the time. Me drive around my super expensive future car, and I've got to check this to big. To big, oh my God. What are you gonna do with this? Saturday.

Earlier today, I was driving around at lunchtime, and there was a, I stopped at a red light, and behind me I can see a car coming up. Oh, by the way, someone removed the gum from our trophy here. Oh, it's right here. No, no, both of them had gum. They built that gum? Yeah, I wonder what this gum is.

We wanted this gum. No, Bernie put gum on both of them. Anyway, so I'm driving, I'm at a red light and I see a car. Can you pass this year, by the way? Because you even said anything about them. Yeah, they're done. Yeah, okay. I think the awards are like you know week or two. Oh So I'm like in my room you're a mirror. I see a car driving up and I can see like a

Dog like a big dumb dog like sticking its stupid head out of the side of the window You already described so much about this dog You always say when I used to call they used to insult your dogs in a funny way My dogs are smart. Oh, but this is big dumb dog. you don't like big dogs either. That is a big dumb dog Okay, it's sticking its head out the window. I'm like, oh, that's like It's kind of a cool looking dog and then the car pulls up next to me and I see it's a pizza delivery car And it's got the fucking pizza delivery thing on the top. I'm like The dude's driving. He's got a stack of pizzas and a dog in his car

I was like what could possibly go wrong in this scenario like is that allowed I'd be like I'd been they don't allow animals in restaurants why would an animal be allowed why the fuck would you put a dog through that too like just like putting it in a car with hot pizzas all day no one's got to be starving by the end of that that's the dog made the pizzas dog mates unlike the cat the cat just gets's the dog made the pieces. It's dog bates. Unlike the cat, the cat just gets money. The dog has to earn it. Dog's already for tips.

And I just thought it was really weird. Like, are there no rules governing food delivery? I guess not. I mean, you could have a dog in a restaurant now. Before we went to people packed their little dogs into restaurants all the time. So, if someone's delivering food, you don't look at their car.

You're like, oh, you had a dog with you this whole time. It's like, no, it's taking you so. I don't look at the kitchen either, but I want that to be a rules about how that's going. But I mean, it's less likely to notice it as I'm saying. I should deliver subs, so. They'd never give me a guideline. Nope.

They'd never give me a guideline. My car was nasty as hell though. I mean, it was pretty gross. What was nasty about it? I just would like, what I was in high school, especially. You're secretly a bit of a filthy boss. No, not really. It's not secret. What do you mean, what's wrong with you? I'm would like, what I was in high school, especially. You secretly a bit of a filthy bust. No, not really. It's not secret.

What do you mean, what's wrong with you? I'm telling you, what's wrong with you? I've seen the way you cook a turkey. What's wrong with the way you cook a turkey? Not time at the Rafa Blanado office when you defrost it in a sink full of stagnant cold water that drained and then it just sat there out in the open in the air overnight and it cooked it anyway.

It's going to die. It's easy for a filthy. Yeah, we're going to cook all the mess off. No, that's the only thing we'll get about. No, it really is. You don't have to tell me. You're so entitled to stuff like that. I feel like when it comes to something that's going to draw the line at me. I feel like when it comes to me, the more flavors you can infuse in there, the better.

Hey, man, just get it rid of the stuff. You know, if I turn there, it's like it's on meat really. I feel like that's enough. You get enough of it. Yeah, it's like a nice. Oh, just pour a portion of the yackel on it and have the good back. If I'll fold the bad back to it. See? Like Gavin knows he's from the UK. I love yackel turkey. I think I have education there. You haven't made that turkey in a while. Like you're a- It was the last time. We lead lost 10 roasted employees. You know, I haven't done too many now. We need to start whittling away. We don't downsized. We fucking feed people turkey

I don't do any of those barbecue's really like that. Give them in a long time No, I just I focus on my kids now. Fuck you guys. We're more greedy today. You're our goddamn food at this point What we just talking about those gonna I was going somewhere with this we're talking about dogs and everything else We're losing restaurants. I don't know Future cars if you I tell you what if you brought a dog to deliver pizza, or if you somehow strapped a pizza to do a dog and just rang the doorbell, the dog would get mega tips. People are fucking dumb when it comes to animals.

Like, I will see people yell at homeless people, and then you see a homeless person with a dog, and they always give money. You know what I mean? I'm going to get called out for this, I'm pretty sure, but people are weird about animals. Like, people always put animals above people. I'm not, I don't do that. Well, it's like Michael Vick. I mean Michael Vick was you know

you know convicted of having a dog fighting ring but it's like if he murdered someone people probably wouldn't look down on him as much like what yeah yeah yeah I know it's always how shot the person then turn around and shot their dog you would see more headlines about the guy shooting the dog yeah like that's so cruel like Like he murdered someone, like, well, you shot the dog too. That's absolutely true. It's, there's a, there's a weird bias there. And it's also kind of like, it's so subjective too, because it's like, I mean, we hear about like,

animals getting killed by the millions, you know, nobody really cares, because those animals are designated to die from like chicken farms and stuff like that. Exactly. And then like, then this one dog, there's one animal dies. I wanna say dog specifically,

but it was one animal dies. Nobody goes fucking a shit You know anytime there's those a a a you got a rescue chicken Anytime there's those you know there's those sad a spca commercials with like Sarah McLaughlin narrating they're like dogs are getting beaten and abused right now Anytime the commercial comes on I turn to my dogs and go you see comes on I turn to my dogs and go you see that could be used That's why you don't rub your face in the couch that's why you're on the Pinch of the floor I won't ever understand why people that's why I had to gotten drink You say like run back into burning houses to try and get a dog out that's

Press pretty I might try to save a pet I mean give it a go absolutely I would run into a burning house to save my dog when you do it for you what really like you could probably get out. I can figure it out Okay, what if I'm crushed under some sort of beam and I'm like this on the form like Gus just give me a hand would you be like? Benjamin's like walking towards me like oh, I'm sorry Oh gotta go my dog first then it's just time maybe I think the way to do it is just to have pets that are delicious when they cooked I have a pet chicken and no need to go in for it. Just come, come in off the fives out and tuck in.

Just, we gotta make sure it's not burned. Just to run. To run in halfway through to turn it over. But I will say this, like if you put up, like a competing, at the same time, same amount, you put up one of those like charity funding things or crowdfunding things, you put one of those up. One is for a person who needs money for surgery

and other person's a dog that needs surgery. I guarantee the dog a bunch. So much fat. So Katie actually has made a good point. She said dogs are trusting their shape by humans and they're trusting of humans. So it's like almost like it's not their fault. You know, if they trust a human,

they assume like that. They're nothing but positivity. You ever met a cow? Cow's a very fucking trusting animal. They're enormously trusting. What cow trusted you? Cow's a very fucking trusting animal. They're enormously trusting. What cow trusted you? What's that? What?

Lauren drew my dog at the bar. I love the glasses. I was the millionaire cat in the background too. I like a millionaire cat. It's too lady cat. That's all it takes. That's awesome. He's like back in the champagne room too.

He's like in a different place. He's got a rope off area. He's the VIP area. A little bit serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, okay. So we were talking about your Tesla, it's talking about Elon Musk.

Did you see that they're going to try to land another rocket on the barge in, I think, a week or so? Yeah, you know what else would be cool if my car turned on? I don't know. So what if your car could launch into space and then land on a barge in the ocean? That would be cool. My car would be dead on the launching pad.

Thanks though. What I mean the fact that they've gone so much out of their way to try to figure out what's going on with your car. That's pretty cool. I know. I think I'm not going to buy my first car. Yeah. I traded in that I never talked about, which is like there was like a like a beta testing thing that clearly went wrong with my car on a structural level. Like on a there's this epoxy. These are bright orange epoxy. And like there was an epoxy like leak, which should never happen. And they were like all over it.

I mean, they were just like, they brought it in, everything like that. And they were like, so this picture's of that. And then it was kind of fun. The process kind of fun. Yeah, I mean, that's cool that they're actively working with you to make the product for everyone. I just don't want to tell them like an asshole

where I'm happy to have a problem. I mean, it's a car like anything else. If fucking you pay for it, it doesn't work. You should be upset about it. But I'm totally fine. You feel like you're in some sort of club as well, right? I do feel like a very like high enrollment fee beta tester. I definitely feel that way.

It's like, uh, I'm okay with it. It's like you're coin, right? You love that thing. Oh, Jesus. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that coin password and I'm like, fuck, why am I doing this?

I still have two coins supposedly on their way. Yeah, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get one never gonna happen. I'm gonna vessel on the way for Cup that tells you what's in it. I bought what he said it was the stupidest thing ever I bought a Bottom you buy it for me for Chris I bought it in June of 2014 for Christmas and that will be here in Christmas of 2015 Supposedly, yeah, the lady here with you and your, the way you always stuff, usually like, it's a new thing.

If it doesn't work, you're like, that's stupid, doesn't work. I am. So you must be really annoyed at your car. I'm a little worried. I'm a little worried I might take that because I like it so much. But, I mean, we sell cars, like, LA is the land of like amazing cars.

Like, Bentley, I, we saw, I I think 14 Bentley in the three day trip. Like sport looking Bentley, I'd never seen before. And it didn't do like 12 miles to the gallon. Yeah, there's a sedan, a two door coupe that got 12 miles to the gallon. And it had a 12 cylinder engine, which is like two V6s on my side. They call it a W12.

Yeah, and it did zero to 16, 3.7 seconds. Wow, that's a faster new horse, right? No, electric car does three seconds, yeah. So it's just like, at that point, it's like, what is fast a burning, a gallon of gasoline, or just driving that for 12 miles per year? What were you driving? You think a gallon of gas will burn?

Or you think it'll just explode? Why would it be so well burned? Yeah, diesel will burn. Sounds like a small, little guy's video. Don't tell anything else, let him figure it a diesel burn? Yeah, diesel burn. Sounds like a slow-mo guys video. Don't tell anything else. Don't figure it out. Life pro tip, if you want to start a fire, don't use petrol, use diesel.

Diesel, you can light. But petrol isn't just explode. It absolutely does. That's what it does. Slow-mo guys, it's, no, we figured it out. There's film it, and then you put your hand in. Let's do it. There you go.

Yeah, but don't you have to like pressurize it somehow to make it more divisive? No, I just, I was just, I was, I was, I was just adding the people in. I was doing the people, yeah people yeah like spraying stuff on a fire and climb up the stream into the bottle All you need is fumes like there was that thing in Austin a few a few years ago where It was like the weekend night 2 a.m. Everyone's drunk these women are having trouble with their car They're out of gas. So these guys pick them up in their pickup truck, they take them to the gas station.

Let me pick the scenario properly for you. These are women who are after the bar, they're drunk and their car runs out of gas. There's like a nightmarish scenario. This should be driving. There's a nightmarish scenario. Across the board, there's nothing about a scenario that's gonna be fine.

These men pick them up in a pickup truck, take them to the gas station, fill up like one of those plastic containers with gasoline, like they're drunk. So they decided to carry this container in the cab of the truck. Just like a red... Right, Jean. It's certified to carry gas.

It's a gas can. They put it in the inside, in the cabin of the pickup truck. They're getting ready to take off. As they're going to take off, one of the dudes in the passenger seat decides to lie to cigarette. And just from the fumes it explodes. The all the gasoline it the whole truck catches fire everyone inside catches fire just from the fucking fumes. Well, that's the only bit that's far from the horrible story, guys. Yeah, they didn't truly know that shell over there at 12th and 35 and they lost their sign for like

several months because the truck was parked under the sign when it exploded and the heat was so intense it radiated upwards and melted the entire sign down. That's because of severe burns. That's because you pressurized it in the cap. It's not pressurized enough. You trapped it. That's not what pressure means. I almost blew up a smoker with charcoal lighter fumes.

I didn't think where, you know those like those, they look like two steel barrels, like welded together. Yeah. And it has two like the there's the wood blocks And then there's the main box and I lifted up the lid on both of them But it was a very windy day and so I was trying to start like these wood chips going for smoking and I sprayed them down with charcoal I hear was light and didn't work and I sprayed them down again didn't work and then I sprayed down again and the wind blew both the

vents closed like both the lids closed bam But there's a side little vent and I went and did that if the Explosion was so huge it blew open both those doors and then knocked the grill right because you trapped the fumes Yeah, I trapped the fumes yeah, no That's how pressurized I'm just saying that's lighter sure that's charging building up in an enclosed space isn't the pressure increasing No, it came in like 20 seconds to and plus it was like shape like a cannon I mean that's basically the way those things are shaped is like there supposed to be a pathway for things to go and it just went through that pathway and It burned the hell out of my hand. I just think if you had a ton of petrol in a barrel just in open air

I wouldn't explain it absolutely You would just catch a light please try that diesel what do you still you can do that with I've actually seen or I've seen I've seen it because I don't want to try this and hurt themselves But I've heard of people taking a coat can and cutting it and then filling that with diesel and then lighting the top of it It basically looks like an external can if you do that you should absolutely not do that Do not you die if you do that you will do you get burned and you will be dead do not play with fire You do that do not like that Don't try and drive if you take a cup of gas and throw it on a fire watch the fuck fuck out. That will be your whole night. If you do that, it'll go up fast.

I've seen people do it. Yeah, I've had uncles take it. Everyone is very surprised at how flamble gasoline is. Yeah, I've had uncles get severely burned from doing that, like putting gasoline on a fire. Yep. Why would anyone think that's a good idea? They want to start the fire, yeah. It's fire going. They're the ones saying it's not explosive. It's absolutely explosive. That's how it, that's what moves cars. Yeah, combustion, but it's forced into space.

In an engine, it is compressed. You are. It's actually a very small amount in that little big space. Yeah, it's a spritz. The thing about it explodes. You get the piston 35 miles to a gallon. It's like, gawing a little bit in there. It's not explosive. I'm gonna read this whole thing. It's like a tiny little bit of the time. It's not explosive. I'm going to read this other thing.

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I think she went to South America, she went somewhere and there's this new popular cleanse where someone catches one of those poisonous tree frogs and scrapes the poison off of it and then kind of injects people with it. That's like a tribal thing, isn't it? Right, and... You need to use a blow gun. And she has a camera on her the whole time, talking about the sensation and the feeling she's like,

I feel like burning. I feel like I can't control my face. And then, throughout the whole video, she's got a big five gallon white bucket, five gallon white bucket with her. And you're like, what's the bucket for? What's the bucket for? And she's like, yeah, I don't feel good.

And then she starts vomiting and she'll be like, that's what the bucket's for. That's what a cleanse is. Yeah, it's it's it's it's somewhere. Yeah, it was a, I think that one of the tribe members that Carl Pilkitts and meets in an idiot abroad has the same thing happened to him Yeah, it's like it cuts from him like doing it and being like well to him just like let over and spitting just like

It's yeah, it's I would never do that. I can't I can't imagine willingly going through that experience Everything that we do on that level kind of like some baseline Poisoning yourself like even alcohol is like poisoning yourself absolutely poison yourself yeah I mean that's what you're doing you know fun yeah social manner looking the frog are people who lick frogs in the in the US for hallucinogenic properties right you've heard about that yeah I feel like that's an urban legend that's not true is it oh is it yeah I know I think I would have heard of that like later in life that's a true, is it? Oh, is it? I don't know. I think I would have heard of that later in life.

That's a cow tipping, right? Like, never actually happens. Right. Yeah. No difference. No, no. The biggest urban legend of all time is poison Halloween candy. No, I am.

It's literally never happened. It's never happened once. Now it's gonna happen. Yeah, because I brought it up. It's not gonna bring it up every fucking Halloween. It's literally, it's literally never ever happened I don't know how you've been so much time every Halloween you'll x-ray your candy. I mean honestly I'm guilty of it. I've thrown away all my kids candy that you replaced it with candy that I bought on the store

I mean I've done that wow yeah, but it's never ever ever happen. It's never happened Yeah, no cow sleep on the ground. They lay down on the ground People say they want to say that? It's about to rain. What? Well, I've heard this. Yeah, if you see a bunch of cows sat in a field, it means it's going to rain, because they don't like to eat wet grass.

So they wait for it to rain and then eat the grass that was under them when it's dry. I'm going to actually go in question. Really? It's not my mind. Isn't that real? I have no idea. I want that to be real so bad.

It's not real. That's real. I heard that. I don't doubt it. I want that to be real so bad. It's not real, it's not real. It's not real, it's real. I heard that. I don't doubt it. But why would they not like to eat wet grass? Because it's like, bad for the hips. It's funny.

It's funny. It's funny. It could be bad for their, like, fermentation digestive process that they have. I mean, they have four stomachs. That is so gross. I never knew, like, like, we hear gursary rhymes from your kid. I don't know what curd That is so gross. I never knew like Like you hear a grocery rhymes from your kid. I don't know what curds and whey is. I don't want to find out I also know what chewing your cudd meant what chewing your chewing your cudd is No, go down on someone. Yeah, yeah

Exactly what I mean, so Cal will eat grass Jack Okay, and it'll go into one stomach and one stomach breaks down the grass in a certain way But they need to get it to the other stomach to do that so they just go Brute back into their mouth chew chew it some more, and then land back down to the stomach. Oh, is that how that works? Yeah. I thought it went stomach to stomach.

Oh, yeah, I thought it was one stomach shitting into the next one, but they actually have to like, shit it into that mouth. As far as I know, they, they, uh, Cudd is partly digestive food return from the first stomach of ruminants to the mouth for further chewing. Can you imagine, can you imagine if like an hour after you were done eating a meal you had to go somewhere barf it in your mouth and then chew it up some more. And smells like heaven and then you're like, oh, amazing. Shit, I put it back into the first stomach.

Like, I'm gonna bring it back out again. Go back down to the second. I started to know Pat. So how do they write this shit down? Still go back through the first one. Or is there like a second pipe to the second I don't know how to do that right this shit down still go back through the first one or is there like a second pipe to the second one um cattle are rumen in and oh they bring up the poor cow he looks so sad we have a picture of a diagram of cow boy that intestine seems like it's not doing the job of the rest of the digestive system that

intestine is tiny not kind of what a pop a cow that looks like my commute home huge like pathways in this little like winding things for my New York. Look at weird little stomach. Cows are ruminant animals. This means your stomach contains four compartments. The Rumin, the reticulum, the omasum and the obama was awesome. Well I'm gonna cow first takes a bite. That one's not very good. It's just enough to moisten the food. What swallow? It was born in Hawaii? The food goes into the first section, the rumen where it mixes with other acidic digestive liquids and is softened.

The softened food is called cudd or small bowls of food. Next, the rumen mussels send the cudd back up to the cow's mouth where it's re-tuned and swallowed again. This time, I'm going to the amassum section of the stomach. Amassum. Just squeeze that in all the moisture. How did you go? There you go. So the amassum section of the stomach. Amassum? Just squeeze that in all the moisture. How do you go? There you go.

So the amassum, the second stomach, is just there to remove moisture from the grass. So they might not eat white grass because it might, so it's like the, it's got the amassum egg. Because I eat too much of white grass. What a problem for a cow. Dry grass is amassum. You would need white grass, you'd have to. Well, I told the story about how dumb koala bears are and how like eucalyptics leaves don't provide hardly any nutrition.

To the point where the babies can't even eat it. So they have to eat the shit from the parent. The fecal pap just to survive. Gross. It's like a different kind of shit though. I don't think it's real. I don't think it's like full shit. I think it's like pre-shit. So koalas cannot insult each other by saying eat Shit and die it's like eat shit and live Each it into your homework We did the more you know star is like a graphic that'll like to just appear like no no no no no that was very informative Bernie Thank you for that I've learned all about

Stomach this is what always happens in the podcast I was absolutely positive that cows regurgitate their mouth, chew it and then re-swallow it. But all three of you were like, what does like, I've looked this up. I was like, you have nearly challenged that. That's why I fell. I fell my entire life.

And I was like, I can't be right. I felt that about this, the cows do sleep on the grass. Well, lie down on it. Have you ever in your life been fishing? Yeah. Oh yeah, it was a disaster. Why? Well, the first fish I've got, it swallowed the hook.

Yep. And then I couldn't get it out. And then I managed to like get it out of its stomach. And then on the way out, I hooked its eye. And I was like tugging its eye down. I was like, oh, and it was just bleeding everywhere. And then I was just like, look. And it just floated away.

Yeah, it just floated away. Yeah, it like belly up. It was an absolute mess. I'm thinking that the more it's fun. I mean, I thought the UK, what did you catch it? Yeah, a sunfish? It was slightly as big. I don't know what kind of fish a little perch a little cod I I've really caught one fish and that was it. No really put me off. Yeah, I gotta go back Fish and it's great, but when I would go fishing with people they would they would say that The cows sitting or standing was a big deal like oh the cows are sitting. It's gonna be a good fishing day

Don't know the means that means about the rain. Maybe so maybe that's what it means Casino is gonna rain they do fish don't care if it's rain. They're wet anyway, right? What's that the sound fish don't care. They're wet. I Guess not but they they know like other stuff goes nuts around the water when it rains Well, isn't it easy to fish in the rain because they can't see the land? Yep, I don't know let's go with yes Well, that's an efficient idea the land. Yep. I don't know. Let's go with yes. Well, that's an efficient idea.

I think that's an interesting idea. I think it's an interesting idea. It might be a sound thing. The noises above the water get drowned out. I would imagine. Drowned out? Hey, did you hear about the guy who survived 66 days in the Pacific? What?

Yeah. I thought you were sending up a joke. No! I was talking about how I could survive in the Pacific. I could just start swimming in the shore. He made it. made it he was 66 days no he befriended it he did not swim for 60 years you're about to fuck you eat your words he did not he had a he had a raft or something to float on oh no see you might be like shit there's no way well I'm gonna I'm gonna swim for 16 hours and sleep for eight he caught

fish with his bare hands okay Okay, I can believe that. That was a crappy fish. Are you serious? Like, he was in the water, like treading water and caught fish. Yeah, he has on a raft. And he caught fish with his bare hands. How embarrassed would you be if you were a fish?

They caught by a dude trapped in the middle of the ocean. Well, if you're the fish in the middle of the ocean, you're not expecting it. Exactly. You probably know how to do it. But then the equivalent of you getting killed by a fish on land. Like, it's gonna kill you.

Right, right. Because what the fish have left against them, is it? Oh, really slowly. He's been in the water for so long that it is, if he's not moving much, so I'll just be like, oh, this is this thing in the water. I'll just hang out and they'll get more comfortable with him. Eventually, they'll swim into his hand

and he'll just take it. Eventually, it's a huge ocean. He's got 66 days to catch a fish. He'll do it. Yeah, there's not a lot to do. So how do you, how do you, how do you, how I think you can drink it for a short amount of time. No, not for very long. When it just meant you chunk.

Yeah, it's really bad for you. It makes you crazy, too, for an understanding. It was rescued two asian Atlantic, by the way. 200 miles off the North Carolina coast. So you can drink more than two months on his stricken boat by eating fish He caught by trailing dirty clothes in the ocean and catching rainwater in a bucket this story just changed it all the time. Oh rainwater I guess that Yeah, you have to hope it rains. So we had a bucket. That's a struggle. Look isn't it? You can float on a bucket if it's upside down Like this is this story is getting way too easy. Yeah know a bucket. Yeah, you can make it 66 days

Yeah, but then he flips it upside down catches the rain. He's got a drink it before it sinks right We can swim some water We've been floating on a bucket. He's got it made He's got to decide whether to float or whether to have water later right No, you sit here and get a wrap. I think you know I think you should have float now I'm gonna see this. Oh well. This is getting less intense. It is it was in a plane He was it it was a tanker. It was in a plane. He was a tanker. He was in a five-star hotel. He somehow survived. He had the hotel was called the Pacific.

He was in there for 66 days. He was the longest day in the Pacific Hotel. He's morale was boosted by reading the Bible cover cover. But he lost 50 pounds after supply of 10 food ran out. His diet was reduced to raw fish. He gets the no-parten. He's like, God damn it. Fuck yeah. So, he skips over it. Someone else made a drawing here from our dreams. I think it's Taylor Stone at TV Stone. It's you eating your burger and me scolding my dog

in the background. I like it. I'm on my way through with the pink sword. Like, what am I going? And you're saying what is happening? Pink sword. I always see Jack's cat. I just got a gun. I just got done with the big

for the Lord. I had a dream sequel recently. What's that? Like I've had dreams before. Is your run into Courtney Cox? No, I've had dreams before where they like, yeah, like the Courtney Cox on where it was like Courtney Cox in different dreams.

But this was a dream that left off exactly where the last one was. I've had that, that is special. And it was cool. I was like, and then I had to wake up and ask Meg whether the whole thing was one dream or whether I actually told her about this dream before she's like yeah you told me about that dream last week I was like whoa oh so you you connected the dots a week apart yeah oh I've never done that yeah it was like it was like an awful nightmare

I basically I was great that it was a nightmare yeah I told someone and I'd hit the body and I got away with it in the first we're in part two of a trilogy now. So you get a lot of thought. I told you that. I was like, maybe it's a trilogy. Maybe I'm going to done it in the third pot. You know, I wonder if the, we always talk about recording dreams and being able to see them or see other people's dreams. I want to. I wonder if seeing your own dream would be like unbelievably disappointing. Oh, when you read something that you wrote back in like six grade, you're like, oh, this is dumb. It's like, I just wonder if you find your own journal

or something like that, read about your own feelings. You know, it's one of these like, if you could see you're on dream in the way, it's like just not anchored in reality. In a way, you should be like, I'm a fucking idiot. How do I believe that? Yeah, it's stupid. Fucking stupid.

I mean, this is the best part about a dream is your brain is making it, so your brain just decides, we believe this, it's real. I have a thing a lot in dreams where people just just change like I'll be with this with someone the whole dream but it will stop if someone finishes someone else yeah see I encountered the problem where I wake up in the morning and Katie wakes up and I was an asshole to her and and her dream oh and so she wakes up pissed off at me and I'm like I'm sorry that dream me was an asshole to you and that's how you know you really like to put the whole thing of apologize. Yeah, she pissed off at me.

It's like just remember I didn't do that. But no, no, to her that was that was me. Was the whole time. Yeah, but it wasn't shit eight hours of a dream at Jack has version of me that's you know an asshole to her. I have to make up for this dream version of me that's a dickhead. She's got 16 hours with the real life.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I finally come down and I'll go to sleep. K plug yours. I'm gonna say how to deal with that. Here's how you do that. Well, that shit around. to sleep. K plug yours. I'm gonna say how to deal with that. Okay. Here's how you do that. Well, that shit around. You go, you know, that's on your head. So this is what you think about me. And done. Well, yeah, well, I was mad at you in my dream.

You can play with this game. In my dream, you killed a baby. Good job, baby killer. So this past weekend, I went down to Houston. I'm sorry and I like Houston, but on the way back I decided to drive up I Just had to drive up to 90 because you know like supposedly the blue bonnet's right everyone says the blue bonnets are Too easy go down to Houston from Austin you get on 71 way faster We're gonna to 90 go get lights and everything's shit here

No, there's no lights anymore. Yeah, I believe it. They trust me. It's a construction nightmare But there's no lights. It's slow right to look at no, it was actually faster. No, it was it was fucking I just fucking did a big fucking I went down I went down there. So was it slow? I'm doing a 10 to do a 10 back faster on 2.90. What were you got? We'll fucking race from here. You go to the gallery. You're gonna champion right by the gallery. Yeah. Fight. We should do this. We should totally point counterpoint. We should totally race to Houston. Not race drive the speed limit to Houston. We could not get in the lower by my car. I got to stop halfway through for 45 minutes to charge a fucking thing. So what's your rate?

I'm going back. It goes 220. It goes to Houston. I'm going back. I'm going to do all the way because 260. Actually, she went down to NASA though. It's not a road trip car. Honestly, it's not.

They made a big deal about the update they make. I'm being perfectly frank about it. That is not a road trip car. You do. I decided to drive back up to 90. Because there's the fucking blue bonnets everywhere, right? Blue bonnets are pretty, whatever. Oh, flow, no.

He's a slower. He's faster. Uh, uh, missing the red blue on the seat. At one point, I'm driving and I see what I think is a wreck. It's like there's cars on the side of the road. I'm like, oh, you know, something's going on. Then I start getting closer. I'm like, there's like 40 cars on the side of the road. I'm like oh You know something's going on then I start getting closer. I'm like there's like 40 cars on the side of the road What is there like a carnival or something like what's going on? No?

It was 40 fucking cars parked on the side of the highway because it was a blue bonnet patch on the side of the road Yeah, and they were all out taking pictures in the fucking flowers. That's why you drove down to 90 Yeah, the slow road I drove down to 90 to look at them as I'm driving by. Not to get out and get bitten by a fucking snake. Just Google it. If you want to see Bluebond, go down 130. I said we took 130 down to San Antonio the other day and they are all over.

What's 130? That's the slow way. You're going to make fun of him for that. Well, no, no, it's only. It was five o'clock. So I'm like, I'm not going to sit through traffic going through all of a sudden. Yeah, I can just never need traffic at five o'clock.

No, at 130, there's this toy. There's a no traffic out there. Yeah, there's no traffic I took that to the airport when I went out to That's what you do it man. I was like on my map. I was like that's so fucking far out of the way But it was like 5 p.m. I was there. I was there almost faster than when I take 35. Yeah, yeah, it was so fucking fast I'm 30s east of the airport. Yeah, 130 goes east. It goes around like everything It basically starts out at itin And then it follows east it runs parallel with i35 and then around Georgetown it comes over

This is a great bill right now. I don't know if it's a resolution or what at what level city or state whatever it's at Where someone is trying to make all the 18 wheelers that go through Austin? Make them take that around all right Just like skip Austin if they do that. No, we found awesome as a problem. We're I 35 and ever since they started NAFTA years and years ago I 35 runs all the way from Laredo Mexico all the way straight up Laredo, Laredo is in Texas Well, you know, I have a Laredo. Okay, you know what I mean? It goes through to Mexico And it goes up all the way through the center of the U.S. all the way to Canada

So that's just trucks that go back and forth in 35. All the fuck time. Yep, 35 doesn't go to Mexico. 35 goes into fucking La Rada. Yeah, but now you said New Mexico, I thought. Oh, that's not a Mexico. No, Mexico. Old Mexico, okay. It goes NAFTA.

Original Mexico. It's the road that goes all with you, Mexico, Texas, or the U.S. and Canada. Didn't Michigan or Wisconsin. Ever the purpose of our conversation in the U.S. Michigan. Well, the M6 goes up north in England. What's that? Talking about roads roads. I got road knowledge. Bring it all right very enough. What was the last time you drove a car

2006 you've got your license in you You still have a valid license. I never had a valid license You don't need anymore you do uber I I'm gonna yeah. Yeah. I got a cab. Uber's cheap is no, it's too. I got a cab recently and the cab driver talked to me and Ashley for like 15 minutes about how shitty Uber is. I was like you have no idea. You're selling Uber to me right now. Yeah. You're just killing me. The guy was like let me tell you my three points about Uber's terrible and it was like we just get it get away from such a good. Now let me get back point number two. I don't want to get too far off here

I'm like, oh my Christ get me out of the car fucking I took a cab for the first time in a long time Because I was I landed at the airport. I was like I'm not gonna Cool on a Uber. I don't even know if you can do that to the airport So I just got in a cab and I was like go to this address And I forgot this about cab drives in Austin. I was like go here. And he was like, okay, where's that? I was like, oh, yeah, I didn't know none of them know what, what the hell anything is big deal in London They have no all the roads in London in London you well you typically you would ride around a little mo pet and drive down every street So you knew and if you're gonna be a licensed taxi driver in London, don't you have to like it is like a three-year period

You have to know it's like you take an exam and everything well you used to in the past But Uber drivers what on Uber you just put in the destination on the app and then it's, yeah, before you even get in the car, then you have it. So you get in and they're already driving to your place. Technology tells them where to go. Speaking of technology, you know, it comes out on Friday. Apple Watch. Well, they're pre-orders for Apple Watch. Comes out on Friday. Okay. You get a great check one out. I'm going to go on Friday. And then two weeks later, 24 of this one, they actually pre-orders for Apple Watch comes on our Friday. And you can give the right to check one out. And then two weeks later, there's 24 of this when they actually hit the store. Wow, that was awesome, Gavin.

Gavin just somehow flicked something and it was like shot off backwards. I think I might be like a hair's breath away from entirely leaving the Apple ecosystem. It's really getting pretty close, man. I think if you used an Android phone, you'd very quickly come back. All right, we quickly come back.

What about the Samsung Galaxy S4 that everybody is going? Yeah, I can be at about S4 old. I've got a Google Nexus tablet. It's totally fine. Nexus if you're going to go Android next. You admit it. You would miss iMessage. I probably would miss iMessage.

And I would. I wouldn't have to be for being green. I wouldn't have to be in a blue. I wouldn't have to be in a blue. I wouldn't have to be in a blue. Who would be kidding. Gus, are you going to get a night watch? Absolutely not.

What do you do? I don't even know what does. It basically just links to your phone kind of connects every day. It turns you into a dickhead. Hey look, I'm using my Apple watch. Yeah, you said the same thing about the iPhone probably. I don't know.

No, I'm not. Like you get one. You were sitting with an iPad on your leg right now. I will get one eventually. I'm saying, I know it's gonna come back to me and they ask, I'm not getting the first one. Why? It's rare for you. It's like the third generation. I don't buy the first Apple. Yeah, it just been like all in first generation stuff

I bought the first Ipad and it was top First I find was a wank pile My this is this is took up the ultimate first word problem. We have a lapped a tablet that has lasted so long It's got an antiquated Connector to it. So it's like, I almost want secretly for the tablet to die so that I can just like unify all my energy. You get a lightning cable on it and stuff like that. Yeah, it's exactly, it's so.

Well people thought I was elunite because I turned my original iPad from like 2010, whatever that thing came out. Yeah. Turn it into a light switch. And people like, you're crazy. But I wasn't using it. I mean, that's kind of crazy. Why? What do you do with it? You're chendoling it. Well, okay, it was in a draw for two years,

because I got a new iPad. And I thought, I'm going to use this to control my hubobs. So now it's just on the wall. You actually inspired me to do the same thing. I had an old piece of shit Android tablet that was in my drawer. I heard you say, I was like, oh, yeah, that old Android tablet. I'm going to pull that out and you said, I lied to the wall. Yeah, how do you keep it powered? Well, it's on the wall above a outlet. So I just plug it in. And the cord just runs down the wall. Yeah, how do you keep it powered? Well, it's on on the wall above a outlet So I just plug it in and the cord just runs on the wall. Yeah, that's what I mean saying was behind the doors

Not like I would read me nuts. Yeah, yeah, cord You never use the lamp the cord goes from the outlet to the lamp. Yeah, cord's bug you should have me I'm amazing. We still do the chords the stage. I really they Is that why you're like your lightning connector? You're like imagining wireless electricity Yeah, those things are fucking ridiculous though because that cable's like 20 bucks And I see now that they make those tiny little gold connectors on it because they just rub off eventually And like the way lightning cable works is it only works one way after a while and then they stop working on Just find a final price. I buy them off of Amazon. Yeah, so we get that message every time you plug it in It's like this is not an authorized plug blah blah blah. This accessory may not be supported

This is the thing that you may not be supported Yeah, I'm gonna get a watch I Might get the the very cheapest one. I've because I've never had a smart watch or anything Does anyone ever had a smart? I was gonna write that I texted and I said I think I was in LA on another trip when I texted you back here And I said hey, are you getting the Apple watch? I guess I don't know where you and I just remember bike text you back here and I said, hey, are you getting the Apple Watch? Anyways, I don't know where you, and I just remember like, mh, probably, if he goes, yeah. And that was it. That's our whole decision-making process.

The thing is, the Leuand ones look ugly as hell. And that plastic dumb strap looks sharp. The motor watch looks pretty cool. Which one? The Motto? Yeah, those all look horrible. Yeah, so the one on the far right, that's the gold edition one.

That one's cost like, it starts at $10,000. Yes, start at 10,000. No, just for the watch and then you get the band which is like another You know anywhere between you know 500 to 3000 or something. You can say better watch It's made is made of pure gold or not pure gold, but it's made of gold. Yeah, it has no you can spend up to Actually, I developed a new method of I don't know what the word is fabricating of developing a gold alloy so that it's still I think 18 carrot gold but it has less gold in it than the old way. What did the case stand for? Was it a weight? How are carrots in it? Because carrots and gold carrots and diamonds is weight. Is it? I guess it means it's volume.

Like the massive. They developed some new method of developing the alloy. So all that precious. I want to show this week's t-shirt Tuesday. Precious stone. We have the new hoodies. We have a cheap 100 and a Ristra teeth hoodies kidding. Those are good.

Yeah, they look nice. Do we have it a cheap one? How the hoodie? Uh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 13 red versus blue. Yeah. Yeah, we got hoodies just in time for spring

Yes, well, our fans in Australia are excited. It's about trying to win her down there But up so okay, so I you are getting a watch Jeff was a store I would say to him every fucking day. Did you order fucking mean? Every fucking day? Did you order beanies? Biggest fight Jeff and I ever got in in the office was over beanies Why do you you order the beanies? Because he was in charge of the store. That was his job. That was his job. He was in just like year four. I don't think you know. We were talking about the old school office and Jeff was telling us that he was in charge of taxes for a while. He was in charge of sales tax. Yeah. He was in charge of sales tax. He was in charge of taxes. He was in charge of the store. So it's like he had to report our sales tax in the same fact that's

Terrified. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm happy you guys He was more responsible back then. Yeah, are you gonna get one Jay? No, I got I have a really nice watch that Bernie Actually, Bernie and Matt bought me for my five year anniversary, so I can't replace this watch. We get watches So I can't afford nice things so he bought me a nice thing. So I love my watch and so I'm not going to release this one. It's very nice. So, uh, but the first time I've ever mentioned before, it was a very nice gift. Yeah, it was awesome.

Well, it was one of those things. I didn't know if the other guys had also gotten one, so I didn't want to say anything about it. So, it's no Sky Mall watch. But anyway, I found out that they did as well, So now I feel more freely able to talk about it. Oh, okay. Maybe by the time I've been here for five years, my vessel would have arrived.

Maybe. I'll give you a vessel for your five-year anniversary. What year are you at? We're not three. From full time, yeah. Yeah, about three. Three, quite a baby. I got pulled into a room when I was matting burning.

And I was like, oh, god, this could be bad. And the slid-a-box over two minutes. I was like, oh, okay, that's cool. This is nice. Thank you very much. You're good. It's going to the pal true. It's a knife and a picture of Michael.

I don't know what to do. The thing is about there are three around envelope. The thing is about not buying the first one. I didn't buy the first iPhone because it wasn't like the camera was crap and it's worse than the phone I already had. So I was like, maybe we'll get better. But what does the current watch have that you're not interested in? Or that you what would you want? It doesn't have anything I'm interested in. So I'm hoping

that the one thing. I don't know what I want. I have not given me a reason to want it yet. Like every feature that they tell I'm like, I really, but see people argue that about like about the iPhone and the about the iPad. I got the iPhone and iPad those I understood yeah those were like like the first iPhone I thought that was a shit but I thought the idea was great the iPad I was if you about but like I could see this being useful the watch I'm like I really don't see it at all. All right I don't see it. We were shooting. We were shooting today and we had the thing we were shooting we had to listen to audio. I just had to play these audio clips and blame handed me an iPhone 4 and I have an iPhone

6 Plus and he handed me an iPhone 4 and I was playing the thing and I was like, why did I ever move away from a smaller phone? It's like, why did we go the other direction? It's like, this is so convenient and I can use it in one hand and it's like simple. I remember when, like, I did you. I was like, I don't know. I don't know. simple Well, I remember when like I did you I don't know I don't know three or four they were talking about doing an iPhone slim Yeah, which is gonna be a smaller version like maybe a quarter the size of normal iPhone

And then they went a complete opposite direction and made the six the normal six bigger than the five Do you remember the five was announced how we made fun of it for being so long? Oh, yeah, and then it's like nothing in comparison to the six and the six plus now because they made it fat as well What did oh they made it wider? Yeah, they the five that is stretched out a little bit. Okay, so I have an explanation here carrots Okay, I'm ready to do so there's two different two different tweets from two different people That's an explanation. Yeah, there was a fucking Twitter I'm saying this apples fighting Ukraine zero tweet zero tweets here tweeted Apple's fighting Ukraine. Zero tweets here tweeted, carrot in terms of gold measurement is a ratio of 24.

So 18 carrot gold is 18 24th gold or 75%. Okay. The next person, D. Massey Hoops, said, carrot is a percentage of purity related to primary metal and any impurities that's carrot with a K. Or carrot with a C can be determined mass for diamonds. This is crazy how close the edge of frame is to uh... look see like if you moved if you moved your pebbles over it would actually match this is great yeah yeah yeah you like to line them up oh yeah shut buddy

shut your look at that you know shut your pebbles over to make them the same and it's shut the pebbles shut the pe show your pebbles over to make them the same and it's Shove the pebbles. Shove the No, the pebbles. What are you doing? I'm moving the table. He's doing the award. I'm doing the award You're doing the pebbles. See the pebbles. I gotta get it. Well, don't tell me to move my hand move this is great This will be so satisfying when it works. No, no It's close. I'm gonna move it closer look at that. It's a little different That's great. That's there. That's creepy as well. It's like you're right next to each other. The fourth pebble is my finger. We should design the set so it works that way. No, right back to the

puck. It's like when you unfold the mad magazine covers like, oh, this is stupid. Do you ever get like weird moments of satisfaction? Jesus, that's love for. For those of you who aren't watching the video podcast, you're like a video version, we're idiots. We are. It's basically what just happened. We're a bunch of idiots up here. Yeah. All right, so that's love for those of you who aren't watching the video podcast. You're a lot of video version. We're idiots. We are. It's basically what just happened. We're a bunch of idiots up here.

Yeah. All right. So that's all the iPhones. I mean, there's only been seven iPhones. So the S isn't in their privacy. Okay. Five S three years. Three Gs is missing.

I so I waited in line for the very first iPhone. And I spent $600 on that goddamn thing. And Robertson has a very funny signature, which he says, is sent from my iPhone 5, the six of nine iPhones. I was six of nine iPhones. It's really funny. I can look at what it is. The first iPhone was so poor.

Nah, it was pretty great. And then the one, dude, I love this, because I remember I would have it out and people would come up to me and ask to see it. So you just wanted new friends. Yeah, that's all, that's only reason why I bought the phone. As far as I need some context. I saw, but I mean no one, no one remembers.

I mean, unless you had a blackberry, there really wasn't anything like that. I mean, like you couldn't really browse the web on your phone the other day I saw it. I read it that was just like look at these first impressions from the iPhone was first announced and it's like reading people's analysis of the iPhone and announcement like, oh, what a piece of shit. My Nokia N70 is way better. Even Maddox had a special page on his website

talking about how his Nokia was way better than the iPhone and how he would never switch. Yeah, I guess the side kicks had all the internet on it. Yeah, but I mean, I don't know. It's just like the jump from, I mean, no one remembers before that. I mean, everyone had like, it was the razor right now. That was the phone or a while Yeah, now was like the big popular phone and then you go look at that

It's like that's a piece of shit and it's a thing There was a around the time the iPhone came out cameras on phones in the UK where I'm like I think five megapixels Mm-hmm. So to have a phone come out that only had two everyone was like I'm not gonna use that, but then it caught up. But America was really behind in terms of like camera phone technology than the rest of the world for some reason.

Not sure why. Definitely caught up. But yeah, I remember you picked, like I paid 600 bucks for that phone, and then like three months later they dropped the price. And as it like into makeup for it, I think they gave everyone who bought a phone early, like a hundred, fifty or two hundred dollar gift cards the Apple store. And then I turn around and use that to buy whatever the next operating system was.

It's all right next operating. Yeah, thatod touch. You had to pay for it. It was like 20 quid or something. Yeah, yeah. I remember why am I paying for this. I had the first version for my iPod touch for like three years. I don't think they did that anymore after a while. No, yeah. For a whole time.

How many iPhones do you think they would sell if they made a flip version of the iPhone? Flip version. Like a Nintendo DS with a lot of two screens. Yes, it flips up. Like a total total like just flip I love a razor, you know, and flip six dozens Oh, man, there's only hips or so I might as well have like a pocket watch I just they probably have it so you can you can take each side and put a movie or eyes and it's just be off I want to rotary iPhone And I want them to remove the fucking touch tone search art from my bill telegraph

40 to 40 cents a month I you know I am to the point where I don't even want people To call me voice on my phone if you call me and you get my voicemail here. I'll play for You answer your phone ever Yeah, I'll sleep. Oh wait. I don't know if I can call you up. I got to hear. I can do all this stuff. Alright. You have bad signal.

Did you don't? Where's my greeting? Hopefully this is right. Let's see what you hear this. Is it like Archer? Or it's just you talking for a while? Yeah. How do I play it?

Come on, you're getting it. We're making really good podcasts. Oh, shit. Shut your mouth. Alright, here. I'll call you. What the hell? Why wouldn't I play my greeting? This will tell you is there a tree of the greeting What that's a tree bit? What if you just dial your a number what happens then what happens? You tell me I'm Oscar I don't know calling you

Declan my call I can always do I'm not getting the call That's a good sign. Where do you at? That's so big. I reached one of Burns. Actually, you have failed to reach me and you've gotten my voice mail. Why did you send me the text? This is 2015, what's wrong with you? 2015 was wrong with you.

Just send me a text. Don't fucking call me. And I really, like, I gotta change the look because everyail I've got it for like a past month. I've been Hey, sorry to leave you a voice Okay, do you leave voicemails when people call are like when you call someone to get their voice mail? Do you leave a voicemail or just hang up? I pretty much hang up Because I know I know like where in my priority list voicemail falls That's really low, but see I still feel if someone calls you and doesn't leave a voice mail, that feels like, oh, they didn't give a shit enough to actually leave a voice mail. I'm glad.

Really? It's like, I've got to clear this notification. That takes all of it in seconds. No, it's not about listening to it. It's like, put in that part you're going to call a person back. If there's a minute long voicemail, how many seconds do you listen to it? Zero. I mean, really, I listen like 10 seconds. I'm like I know exactly

It was I was call back or text them. I don't know. I guess I'm antiquated that way that I still I still leave voice mills every time I get a voice man. Do you really absolutely? No, yeah, wait. Why is that weird? It's really weird Don't you call me 90% of my voice mails are this like I'll call mad He doesn't pick up because he never picks up what I call gives a voice mail, and it's just me going like this, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. He can't hear me, but I just do that. We're like a minute and then I hang up. Wait, who are these people that you're cooling anyway?

My parents, Katie, whoever, look, any person I call that I get a voice mail message, my parents actually, they still have a landline and they actually have a tape voice mail. Yeah, so that's always fun. Katie, do you have your phone on you? Can you tell us on your voicemail, how many of them are jack versus other people?

Like, like, percentage of like your first 10. How many of your first 10 voicemails are saying that? You need Katie a voicemail? Yes, every time it's text. So I'm cold, I say, hey, like this is, it's whatever, you know, I love you. What you're okay, I'll talk to you soon. What's your priority list for checking stuff?

Like, what's the highest priority list? Text. Text is the best way to reach you. Yeah. Can I throw another one What you're kale. Talk to you soon. What's your prior to list for checking stuff? Like what's the highest priority text text is the best way to reach you? Yeah, can I throw another one out? You that might be higher? You're gonna say DMs. Yeah DM like a Twitter DM. I get them so infrequently that it probably is just as effective as text If so many if you were DMing me left and right I'd be like give an answer Kaby She's counting it 70% of her voice mother from Jack Jack. Because I love my wife. I leave her a voice mail. Good man. Good man. She's going to leave him to she's going to delete some as well. Awesome. Do you have to delete voice mail? But they just

stuck up for over. I got I delete mine. I don't know if I've ever deleted one. I got a whole folder of deleted message here. I have 64 deleted messages. What was the point of deleting them? What does it look like? Do you have a look for certain other delete bin? I have to go from there. The way I prioritize all my stuff is like email and everything is I have my top level inbox and that's what I work. My inbox is my to-do list. And when I process something it's gone.

People who keep like 15,000 emails in their inbox, I do your looney takes. Do you use mailbox? I do. That's great. What is mailbox? I do. That's great. What is mailbox? Jeff was telling me about this. A mail app where it moves all of the mail you've processed out of your inbox.

Really? It's just a way to try to help you to get to zero messages in your inbox. And you either answer them or reply to them and put them away or you delay them so you deal with them later. I want that thing now. I want that thing now.

What you're describing is unread mail, like it's separate to the rest of your inbox It's just I used to do it that way like this the same as what you're describing It's your to-do list once they're all read you've done it doesn't matter if they're still in the inbox It does it managed to why because it's clean inbox I know I have five things to work on today and close the browser That's a pretty picture I also can read an email and not be done with the email so I move it out when I'm done with it like I get read it

Yeah, in my inbox I have like 10 messages. Here's what I do if I've read an email still need to do some with it flag it It will that's the your system is inferior to my system See how I do see how it's any different way I don't think one is better than the other and I know that I'm done with it It's not like I forgot to get to something because my inbox today I also get like 75 email messages at least to do you ever look back through text never find something Yeah, and like you can load earlier messages and you can do it so far And then the phone just chokes and dies and doesn't go back any further. It'll just do like spinning There needs to be a way for you to search your messages app there is for in its entire history

Like if I keep pressing back on some people it goes back to like 2009. Yeah, she uses you can download an app that'll just dump all that stuff for you On the phone or on a computer you can do for your archive if you wanted to I'm gonna go back. I'm see when our first Tech has problem then you present them solutions problem. Yeah, yeah see when our first. Gavin has problems. Then you present him solutions problem. Yeah, just. No, I want my phone just.

You can search on your phone. You can't. You can search the first page of messages on your phone. Oh, yeah. So like if you press someone's thing up into the point, it says load more. You can search that. You can't search the entire history.

I've got to load it. You've got to load it. Yeah. But why do you have to load it? I can search all my emails. Here's what I want to know. And draw mail box helps me a little bit this. I am constantly bothered by the fact that if I want to find a web page anywhere on the

internet, I go Google type it in. I can find it. I can find it. There it is. Bam. Yeah. Like I want to find out about the battle of Hastings. That guy wrote it.

Here we go. Find out if I eat in blockbuster one after him. Whatever. Or even like put the guy's name in that wrote a find the article by that guy If I want to find a fucking email on my computer I made it say I have 15,000 emails total. I can't fucking find an email on my computer Like I go to search for it and everything else and I don't use Gmail which everyone tells me you Gmail is the best the service way better. I told Gus we should jump to Gmail for every

know. I don't like it. And he said, no, it's too much. Now we're on Gmail. It's so much better. I look at go watch John Oliver special on government surveillance. You think I'll every example about getting a picture of your dick involves Gmail. Yeah. Every example. I mean, they started to joke. Don't laugh. Your dick is in an NSA office right now. Big thanks to Gmail. The first text message I ever sent to Gavin, according to this, was, this must be like, I always think, because I know it takes you before this. It was, you need a ride for the Lepured Dead thing tonight.

March 11th, 2012. That was the, remember we recorded that Lepured Dead? Played through it the old ruffle, but no. So what did you, so what did you search for that? That just went back all the way to Marblewood. We haven't, we haven't text enough to make sure we can find, like if I was doing it with you probably I think I could

Load the first message hey sweet the fuck I'm sitting right here. Yeah, well we're gonna bars and rub our faces on couches to do I went to LA with you let's go and get fucking knew Forgetting about that you dude I drove Gus out of a chat room We have like a social media thing that we use. They're like an instant client. It was inside the company. And I was talking with the fun house guys. I got you to leave and unsubscribe from the channel

with a couple of jokes. Wow. Do you remember it? I did that to be funny. I came back in the office. I came back to the channel. I thought you were really jealous. No, no, I was like,

we posted a bunch of photos and Gus was like, Gus has left the room. I was like, yeah. He's left the chat. Who took out the went to LA? What do you mean? You guys are like, oh, we were gonna lay. Yeah, we're looking there too. Bernie and Gamer know. No, I was there.

He was in LA too. He was the like, I don't care about it. It was my best day ever. You left right after the thing. Mm-hmm. After we did the best thing. I filmed a thing with Fun House. Okay, how'd that go?

I don't think that's out yet. I think it might be actually. Is that Gus House? Or maybe the midi's. They might have thought. I don't think that's out yet. I think it might be a Gus house The hangout the super trooper guys you should talk about that I Revoid that the people were people were saying it was Gus house, but I like fun Gus Much better name we walked him on them and they were like cutting together some video I was looking up ghosts better name. We walked him on them and they were like cutting together some video where they were looking up ghosts. They were doing that. Send pie loves panties video.

But I was watching it with them and I was like I remember seeing they're watching it and it was but a minute had gone by and they were taking upscrewd photos and it's part of the game. And I was like I was like well at least you guys aren't doing your over-the-top stereotypical Asian schoolgirl accent. And Lawrence, when the back door of the room goes yeah I'm finished the video yet. Seren up how it comes he uh you know I saw them work on a video and I said man that was my favorite part of Dead Rising and they're like we were just saying that. Yeah I said the same thing earlier when I saw it it was like this not shocking to me because like in Dead Rising you have to take photos of like sexy zombies and

stuff. So stupid. Before we end the podcast, can I make a movie recommendation? Yes. Are we ending the podcast? Yeah, it's time to end. It's time to end. Let's get it. Go ahead. Just get it.

Just put it here. There's a movie. I'm going to be. I've seen this movie. I don't need to be. I've seen this movie in the theater four times over the past two months. What we do in the shadows, it is amazing.

It's a, it's a, a, a, a, a, a, fly amazing it's a domain from a flight of the concord and a couple of the guys like a rise the arby's in there as well but it's it's a film they shot New Zealand it's a mockumentary about vampires and it is how i've seen that i've seen it from that hilarious it's really funny yeah there's a line there you would love whether to talk about why do we only drink the blood of virgins and he goes it's that's not a thing it's kind of a thing and he's like what do you mean he's like we what do you mean? He's like, we'll think about it like this.

If you're going to eat a sandwich and you're sitting down to eat a sandwich, you have to think to yourself, do I want to eat a sandwich that somebody else has fucked already? That's a really good fan, that's not that. That actually is a good segue for me. I wonder if you're not going to know,

if you're watching the livestream, you obviously know that we do a sponsor cast now, like a sponsor only podcast Camico that you can listen to on the website and I think we have an upcoming one later this week maybe about movies. We are recording one on Thursday about movies. So the favorite movies. If you're not a sponsor on the website, you go to rooster.com slash sponsor and get access to all this new content We're putting out sponsor only, but if you are a sponsor then you already know there's a quarter cast from the 90s with a bunch of people who weren't really alive during the 90s yeah I mean I could have done a sponsor cast about the

asthmaticatus a lot of our audience are experienced in the 90s was as kids I guess so wait what's this it was it was I think it was Chris Joel Barbara and someone else someone else young talking about the 90s even though like they were 11 and 12 Joel is the old one but other now a different perspective on the 90s. I could say a lot about the 90s Yeah, they were talking about prior majors Joel was talking about cholera Anyway, I thought those kind of all right, so if we're talking about I'm gonna be John Reisinger. Oh John Reisinger John Reisinger. They just kept saying about you're John Reisinger I was like what the fuck are you talking about? He's not real The rise among the law the yeah, so

Fast and furious seven. Did you see it? Furious seven fury seven. Thank you. It's all the same thing totally different. They checked you hard with those names 138 million 138 million dollars worldwide opening box office. Could you name all the movies titles? Yeah fast and the furious That's one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, fast and fast and the fast and the fear of sorry fucked up Tokyo drift That's a third one. Yeah, don't forget too fast to be serious to so you know what's four Four in my opinion is the best stupid type of fear and furious sir. No close, but no, no, what? The fast and furious no It's fast and furious are fast and furious. Okay, so without five is yes, right?

The five is the fat Fast five fast five that was the short I think it was fast and furious five short into fast five okay And what six Fast and furious six I think It's got I word home. The great conversation. It's $170 million. It's opening with it.

It did the performance of an actual movie. Everyone that I've talked to has seen the movie talks about how great it is and how the best one in the series. Our buddy, the Xeel and the brothers have a movie I'll be called Camica the Treasure Hunter, which is getting more and more screen releases. It had an $8,500 per screen average. And I figured out if they opened on 3000 screens, if they could hold up that average over 3000 screens,

would have had $25 million opening. Wow, wow. If they held that average, which it would be difficult for an independent film, especially artistic film like theirs, but you should never go see it. It was beautiful film. Yeah, I mean, what should you get? You would never think it was made

by two brothers from Austin Every single frame is it workable? Well, the great for color and composition. It's a really great film. Well, they funny too It's funny the the awu camera is actually their camera that they use to shoot a bunch of their early stuff, right? Yeah, jg class and March plus shots. Oh, yeah That's true the awu camera to the plus brothers should be sure bag head was shot back It was shot on that camera. Yeah, Gavin beats the shit out of it every time he's a chance. I think it's a hot. Yeah. P2 cards. Yeah. I think it's like eight generations old for technology. Nobody uses P2 cards anymore. We get used to P2 cards. We bought that camera to shoot stuff. There are four cars and we just never shot anything. You got

you got relegated to the owl camera. Was it one of you guys that told me that Sony have like the next eight generations of cameras ready to go and like once a year They'll just take the next month to shelf and release it That's how it works That's how it works That's how it works And we're releasing it They take it to the factory But like that already so far ahead of what they want to put out Yeah, I heard a funny discussion about Samsung just announced their curved monitors for your desktop

And the first monitor they're putting out is 1080p I was like, why are you putting out a 1080 monitor today? It's like when I put out, you know, 4K monitor. It's like somebody's like like the equivalent of like a reddit shrug was like They just want to say the 4K next year and I was like, oh yeah, that makes sense Now he's accepted this is the way we're gonna get fucked for a year. Matt's got a cool thing that I've never seen before I have a monitor that is in Portrait so stupid. It's not stupid If you have a second that is in portrait. So stupid. It's not stupid.

If you have a second monitor, it makes sense. That was a little defensive. It does look dopey. It's dumb. I know. I've done that before. I used to do it on my Dell 24 inch. I do way more effective when I'm writing.

It's a bit a lot. Way more effective at reading web pages. But it looks stupid. We're writing on a script. It's like up. It's like it's stupid Anyway, this is more story. Pointy story is Matt has a Monitor with an aspect ratio. I've never seen before it's like dual monitors, but one monitor and it's cut and it's is a discirmed Yeah, it's super. He's got a super long monitor, which is great for spreadsheet. It's pretty cool

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Have you seen Kingsman? Yeah. Yeah. Kings is excellent. It's a great movie. There's a fight scene in it. Yes, it's one continuous shot. I mean, I'm sure they're sneaky edits in it, but it's one long scene through a room and it's just shit going on everywhere.

And I would love to see the overhead wide shot of it because it's pretty damn cool. All right, so if I'm a rocker. The fight singer is broadcasting on Periscope right now. You just took that thing. You got mad at me for even just, just not even screaming, but just talking to people during this game. Fucking rising room coming after you. Anyway, go see what we do in the shadows

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