Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #319

Episode Date: April 14, 2015

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers will learn that an Anthony Mackie comes a new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-octane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church. Twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock What's up everybody this is Brandon

Brandon and Matt I'm Carrie. I'm Chris that that intro did not go as well as I was hoping It's a lot better before we go any further. What the hell is Chris drinking? Wait, I hold this up. I'm going to this podcast is bought to you by trunk club and Linda dot com and you can see I can't reach it now But you can see both there we go. Yeah, there you go So thank you very much to these wonderful sponsors for uh... you can see both there we go yeah there you go so thank you very much to these wonderful sponsors for being such a great friend to the receipt podcast facilitate conversation like christ with the fuck yeah christ is that what the

fuck is that was going on there was just it's a red bull uh... you know what others rumbin it carry carry asked Chris if you remember to go to the bathroom but what but what because i guess that I mean that's a thing I know Jack like always has to run out right in the middle of the show Chris is very like determined like As soon as you asked that then suddenly this ball jar with the mysteriously yellow liquid in it There's just something about it being made up this showed up. No, don't do it. No, oh

liquid in it. There's just something about it being made. This showed up. No, don't do it. No, no, no. Oh, no. Taste good. Don't swish it. Why would you swish it? What is wrong? You want to coat your teeth with the red bulls. So about a, I don't know, like a minute before we went live, I think John Reisinger called Chris. Yeah. And he was like, Hey, guys, um, did you know my phone? We're like, we're trying to go live. Yeah. But I think, Kari, you try to rob him,. Didn't you? Well look, he's sitting there. He's sitting near sea. He's got a nice wallet. She's 100 wallet. I'm gonna take his wallet. I took his wallet. Did you have a lot of cash? He had a $2 bill. That's the only thing he had.

He had $2 bill. Who has a $2 bill? A pair of things. Broken. I guess. Somebody who likes on it. Broken from the 70s. We need to do our bills like stop being used It's broken from the 70s. Yeah, so that's the time that made it to our bills. We need to do our bills like stop being used really. Like one of the most. I think it was the 70s. It was the 70s. There was that, well, I think, well, you guys weren't alive. What are you doing?

This is why I'm asking. I was barely alive. I think there was a push in the 70s to get rid of the $1 bill, which is actually a good idea getting rid of the $1 bill. Apparently that hasn't worked out yet. Didn't you? Yeah, not worked out yet. They did it wrong. Yeah, so they're gonna have two dollar bill

No one dollar bill Didn't work out at all clearly. Yeah We didn't know yeah, I was we all ended up with with the ball jars filled with some strange liquid as currency Yeah, I mean I want to get rid of pennies. Yeah, well pennies like it's weird because like pennies are actually more valuable for their metal Mm-hmm then as the current why can't you put them as machines that squish them and remind you about dinosaurs? So that's why can I burn a bunch of pennies? That would be amazing that should be an art x thing is like get like RTX penny that would be fantastic So why can't I just like buy a bunch of pennies and melt them and then go sell them to like a metal guy and just be like, hey, just pay me for all this

You're talking about like very small return. I feel like I've just discovered Like you like Yeah, that's what we're doing The thing here that no one's real life. So we should say Gus is obviously not here. What I had no idea where Gus this whole time. I think Bernie's in France right now. I mean Gus's chair. Yeah. I should be Gus. You guys suck. So Bernie's in France right now. My Gus impersonation is basically Jack. I think everyone's just pressure with the beer to the company is is Michael's impression of Jack. Yeah.

Dill holes. I don't think Jack even says that. Not anymore, certainly. There's a theory that that's what he was called when he was a child. So now he like calls it. He was called Dill hole. I'm assuming so. He looks like a little baby. Hello, baby. Hey, I think you're going to be. Quite a little Dill hole. Oh Little no hole

Like did your parents have any nicknames for you? Um, I Might was care bearer. I mean going care bearer. Yeah, and now it is again My mom fucking dropped that day one of kindergarten like I walk out of the car She's like by care bear. I was like goddamn it. I just like see it. That's for the next 12 years Yeah, that was it. Yeah, that's a cool nickname though. I mean it works. It didn't help that I love it hashtag care Did you have a specific care? I like the blue one because he was a blue That was my life's child. I agree with that. You know

As much as I thought of things So your care bears movement like the brony thing? No, it hasn't been one. I bet you. So is your care bears movement like the brony thing? No. There hasn't been one. I bet you they cut about your care bears come back. Or is that they will now? Is that just furries? Well, let's talk about, you know.

That's the best way to get the point. I crossed that divide on the podcast. Oh, we can. Before the internet. Before the internet. Before the internet. How do you find furry people? I believe they're like, you find furry people?

Yeah. I know like on the internet, I'm just going to Google Austin. I don't even know if it was a film. I find like a chat like I know like on the internet I'm just gonna Google Austin. I don't even know so I'm fine like a chatroom But like before the internet I've never done it before So I don't have a book park. I guess I don't have my phone with me. How do I find a furry? Um, I seem to go to like mascot meetings Like it's like meetups, you know, like the local mascot community Do you know the side you're like hey? There's some mascots that like don't quite make the cut.

Yeah. You get the San Diego chicken there. And it's not really furry. It's just kind of feathery. Feathery, yeah. Yeah, or the Philadelphia. I bet a feathery mascot would be. Philadelphia, what's the Philadelphia Atlantic?

That's right, that's what you really don't know what he is. But he does look very soft. Why isn't the Philadelphia's mascot just a giant Liberty Bell? Oh, let's go. And he was running around going, ding, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong. And that wouldn't be a military. In the middle's the one around going ding dong dong dong dong dong. And that wouldn't have been able to get him cracks. He's like, yeah. That's what I said.

I mean, that's a history there. Yeah, I know. That being said, though, I mean, he doesn't have the snap, which I feel like it's good for for his stuff. Who? I forgot who talking about the Philly fanatic. Oh, yeah, that guy. Yeah.

I had a, sorry, just before he lived money, I didn't even just why would we leave money? I mean, well, Ionetic, or something. Oh, yeah, that guy. Yeah. I had a, sorry, just before he leave money. I didn't even just like, why would we leave money? I mean, well, I mean, like, come here. I had a, I had a $3 bill. That doesn't exist. That doesn't exist. I don't think that's a real thing, Carrie. So I found that out later.

But my grandfather made me believe that he just gave a $2 and a $1 bill together. No, it was a little, it was a bill and had Bill Clinton on it and hello whistle That was the $3 bill Clinton on it. Yeah I think it had a whistle a little whistle I thought you could say that's what your parents gave you for like when you lost a tooth Yeah, I'm so rich and in reality. They were too cheap to give you anything. That's probably it. Yeah, I'm sorry

That's okay. That makes me feel so old because Bill Clinton's the first Like election I voted in old because Bill Clinton's the first election I voted in. Really? And they actually, it was so long ago that they made you pay to vote with a $3 bill. That's how long I was. At first you're like, I know where you're going to start in the now. That was a punch. You did like a punch card, right?

Yeah, exactly like that. You walked in and he said, who are you? Yeah. And that's how you voted. Everybody did it that way instead of hanging chats. I wonder if it was What is in there like 30 things you're voting for like Okay, who goes when you go in the voting booth who votes for all that bullshit? I vote the one I'm hardcore about that, but you don't even know what you're voting for You don't know who's a judge president superintendents. I know shit about that.

In Texas, it's the funniest thing too, because when you get way down deep in the ballot, there's not even two parties. Or sometimes there's three parties, you know, multiple. But you get not even the ballot is only like judge in the 15th district where there's only hay. And it's, you know, it's just, there's only one guy. So if you don't vote for it, what happens? You know, he just has to go back to farming.

More people in it, I lost. No one. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty much. It's a lot of the local. There's no one that's going to vote, you know, to have the penny replaced with the Mason jar full of urine. Of urine.

Well, you know, oh God, don't do it, don't do it. Don't do it. Chuck it, look, Chuck it, look. It's like a god damn gatorade commercial. It's good. Let's give that one time. So Matt, you haven't been on the podcast in a little bit of time, right? I haven't.

You've been doing some of those sponsor casts. I haven't been on the podcast for a while. How is it so far? Is it living up to your memories? I remember the other guest hosts being different people Was it always you three? Yeah, no, I'm Gavin. Okay. I was you know like everybody's out So it's an issue of like we've got to put together the you sound less British team You're half-gavin

It's like it's like a half a bottom half, you know You see the nose is not there I think it's pretty obvious would you say the top half of your body is your best feature or bottom half. You know, you see the nose is not there. I think it's pretty obvious. Would you say the top half of your body is your best feature or bottom half? Bottom half. What bottom half? Oh yeah, you've seen this guy's calves. Yeah. Carrie, show off your calves. Well, all right. How do we do this? They're very bright also. Oh, Carrie's got some like, he's got some strong. I like the jump. Yeah, I they use me to white balance. I think jump a lot I don't know you guys remember the short what was the one carry? It was switch

So yeah, yeah where you crushed my spine. Yes, I'm just all mass you I mean carry is more dense than a normal Person like you you it is the heart buddy it's like you somehow suck in Adams and shit from the universe Like what's like it's got to be a superhero. This is you are the superhero the line between compliment and insults Negative is possible, but glue did that short carry head to sit on my shoulders Yeah, and I don't remember your idea or my, there was somebody else's idea, but whoever it is is fired.

Because I was like, yeah, I can do this and I was relatively in shape at that time, not like I am now and I'm just a, you know, I was much lighter back then. You actually were, I mean, you were like, but at that moment, like I'm like, I can do this, no problem. And I wasted you up and I was like, I couldn't believe like, you're like,

I mean, USB like 150 pounds of muscle. That's on top of whatever else you are. Yeah, because I'm, you know, human being. Yeah, it's like, I had like lines in my shoulders. It was shoulder and dents. I did, I had little, I had carry marks. That was, that was, I feel like that short, the reason that was made was because I think we were like, I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. and they're there were weights and they just felt really really heavy and we realized they were mislabeled like how much they were and and then Aaron asked the gym guy like what's the deal with these weights and goes oh

they are I guess they are miss oh the the guy who sold it to us said that they were just really dense That's like what he's really Yeah, it's like the weights are you know these are just really heavy dense weights. Yeah, that's a number What's a what's a heavier a pound of feathers your I can say unequivocally a pound of carry So we have two business trips going on right now we do Bernies and France right now And then we have another trip right now in Las Vegas and Matt, you're in Austin.

What are you doing here? Okay, I told you this is a podcast. You really want to talk to us for an hour. Yes. I care that much. No, I would, you know, I told the story on the sponsor cast that I basically almost got divorced because this week you're laughing now.

But so we had this opportunity, we're going to go to what's called the MIP and I forget what it stands for. It's MIP. It's like a television sales and film sales. Not for anything. Not? Okay. That would be a great, if you showed up it turns out. It's like a television sales and film sales not Not okay That would be a great if you showed up it turns out everybody's just wearing pink Yeah, so so we're gonna go to think it's in it's in can France

Which always feel like I miss pronouncing but I believe it is can is that you thing and it's in it's in can France which always feel like a mispronouncing but I believe it is can. Is that yeah? Yeah it's French you want to go call or something right but it's it's can I think and so we got we're gonna go to this thing and we're gonna present there it's gonna be so so just totally awesome and and I'm like yes this is great and I can't remember what I had done but I you know I had messed up or something and you know my usual bullshit and Anno's mad at me about something which she totally was justified in being mad at me before I'm sure and I'm like this is how I redeem myself and go home and say honey we get to go to France right on the company because she's a Frank of fire I'm a frankophile. They'll be awesome. What's a frank?

People who love Frank's Frank furtors And he kind of Frank you know, I thought it was furries in France So I'm like oh I go home and I'm like immediately I should have saved it You know, but I'm like, honey, guess what? We're going to France. Oh my God. It's going to be good. It's going to be great.

But you're here. And then the next day, it was like, oh, laser team scheduling conflict. Conflict. Can't go to France. Matt Yves stay here. Which is a kid, then I'm going to go home. Yeah. And tell my wife that we're not going to

France and I should she had already purchased pink things for the you know everybody's supposed to wear pink apparently according to Carrie which you get for you what do you have that's pink pink slip I got fired from my house no so that wasn't fun but she forgave me so we're still nice. Thank you. Sounds like next week. Go to France. Next week, go to France.

I guess we will. Go to France. And then the other trip is in Vegas, right? Yeah. Who's in Vegas? It's not exactly the craziest club. It's Ryan. Whoa.

Who's Ryan Crazy Haywood? He went to Vegas a little while ago. Brian, our graphics guy and John. Brian Crab Table all night. John, are you a quick-knit guy? John Equipment guy. John Equipment guy. John is yeah, Brian B.

Blackjack. John, and then we call him? So, I can imagine there, you know, like a Vegas trip club right now. We went to this trip last year I think it was the first time I ever went to to Vegas, right? That was like three years ago. I don't know it was Vegas two years ago. I guess I'm much money Did you win in Vegas? I can't did you really yeah dumb luck? Yeah, no, no, it was it was at the awards show. No, no

It was before CS because I remember burning was there because burning was playing blackjack And he was doing the first time and you sat down and you started just throwing like you know chips and screwing them up And then you started blindly winning and then Matt you came up and put in some money. He's all Chris winning And then you lost it all and just turned and then like wandered off and we lost you burn out That was that was that, I think the trip of whatever money was in my pocket, just evaporating. As soon as I walked into a casino, it was all gone. I mean, I was like an instant, I was almost like a mark.

Like I felt like, there he is. They were like recruiting me. Come to this table, you know, if the, it's a thing. It was, it was awful. I, I, that was, that's the worst I've ever done. I still have not made money That was the only that was the best I've ever done. I've never made money like I've never Every other time I've either broken even or lost we've had some dumb experiences like one time We're like hey, let's just sit down and play blackjack so we get a free drink and then that drink and it's costing us a hundred dollars each

It was a good drink. It was really, yeah, no, it's exciting though I miss Vegas a lot. I the thing I miss about the most apparently drinking public Just like walker walk outside. Yeah, yeah, like we went to this place and we got these like giant fish bowls full of alcohol And we couldn't finish them there. So we just thought all right fuck it. We'll take it to go We got like a little to go to go to Ciccups with Cipi drinks and we just took them we just started walking around We'll see that's I always just walked out with the class. Well, that's better. You can get a good idea. Because they don't really care. Yeah, they don't care. You just walk out. This is gigantic though. This is not. I mean, you literally could have put a fish in there. You was drinking out of the Bellagio Fountain. Yeah.

They were getting really upset. If you take a plate outside, did you know that Bellagio Fountain is just pure vodka? I wish they do that for the tourists. Oh my god. How do you think vodka has the same like does it way the same as much as it's much more dense. No, I mean much more dense. Per a pound of vodka. No, no, I'm just a pound of Gavin. Like if you had the same amount of the same volume. Yeah yeah the same volume of water The same volume of of vodka which one would weigh more I Imagine they're different would correlate with a freezing point. I mean vodka's more dense than the other

Does that determine what the freezing point? I mean vodka's got water and alcohol in it so it must be heavier It's got more things. I think Gus is somewhere dying If he's listening to this he's just dying. Can we get sponsored by Wikipedia next time? Yeah, seriously. I just love a... We try to figure out the like the science stuff. It's just like let's just kind of like talk about it randomly and see if something presents itself that makes a lot of sense. Yeah. I mean, you know, that's a kind of conclusions. You talk about it and then whatever makes more sense. It's true. I guess. Yeah, I mean, you know, that's a common conclusions. You talk about it and then whatever makes more sense.

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The episode airs on April 16th. Check it out by visiting takepart.com slash it's your town. And you can click the link in the description. Which one weighs more water, vodka. They probably know. They've got the scientists. The second wave, they were like, cram. And you're like, oh, I remember, because remember because of vodka yeah I usually forget because of vodka well personally that's

another story so I guess you're joking before about the whole divorce thing so apparently like where is the conversation going no it's just like it reminded me of something so apparently like you have to be served divorce papers right I think so I don't know I mean it's what a phrase you just got served yeah like you have to be served divorce papers, right? I think so. I don't know. I was gonna phrase, you just got served. Yeah, like you have to present. Yeah, well they have to do the thing where they trick you into saying that who you are, who you are. That was apparently not the plot of Pineapple Express.

Yeah, that was like his job. He was the dude that tricked you. That ever hated business this job. Yeah. Apparently there was this guy in New York who was genius, right? Like just could not find him. Like was duckinging like you know

You didn't want to go through it. Yeah, he just didn't want to deal with it You know didn't want to go through it all so apparently a judge gave his wife permission to serve him court papers through Facebook nice Is that I don't like that that's where we're going. That's like it's they know that bad you log in It does show if you've read it fuck it does show the readers. Yeah, Facebook does show If you've looked at it. Yeah, I don't like that I don't like the read receipt. I mean, I don't even want anybody to know if I'm talking to you face to face if I'm paying attention Yeah, you know I mean and The way it goes on you don't want people to know like do you have exactly?

Like red receipt turned on in your iPhone No, no, no, no, I don't know who does you Like red receipt turned on in your iPhone No, no, no, I don't know who does you You don't need to have in you. Yeah, and that's why I don't turn it on because I get really sad if I see red and Then there's no reply. Yeah, I just like to think if someone doesn't reply. I don't know maybe they lost it Well, yeah, it's just like you assume like oh they read it 20 minutes ago. They've replied. Okay, clearly the guy hit by bus Yeah, it's not me. It's them, you know, but it's not that's not it It's not at all. It's not me. It's them, you know, but it's not that's not it. It's not at all

It's never the but yeah, I don't I never turned that on I was headed by that my space. I hate that about Facebook No, I don't want people my space had read receipt. Yeah, they did that too. I never really messaged on my space. Yeah, I had yeah I was a frigorid you know Tom was your friend. Yeah, yeah, you guys got it anymore. Not anymore. What is my space now? It's it's all music right doesn't just really go in it. Yeah, I don't not anymore. I just do it each other. No, anymore. What is my space now? It's all music, right? It doesn't just, it's really going in. Yeah, I don't know. They like revamped it. We're music now. I remember that, but it was like two or three years ago, right?

Yeah. Didn't Justin Bieber buy it? No, that's Timberlake. Justin Bieber bought it. No, Justin Bieber. It's just Timberlake. So, start that rumor. That sounds like something he would do.

It's totally true, Justin Bieber bought my space. He could bring it back, probably. If Justin Bieber was like, my music is released exclusively on MySpace. Well, I just thought this thing about, what's his name, Jay-Z's? Yeah, the title. And the Mumford and Sons were like, fuck all that.

OK, good. Wait, what happened? I'm really not happy about title. I don't really get it, but I mean, I guess all of the, like, really big artists, he's made some kind of exclusive contract with them to only stream on titles. That's the question I get. Like Kanye and I figured who else. Yeah. What is titles like a Spotify or whatever. Just streaming surfers.

For what I understand is going to cost more than Spotify. It's going to cost a lot like double. Yeah. It's like $20 a month. But then they say the more money goes to the artists, which that's cool. Well, Mumford and sons were saying the artist he's talking about is JCB. I know that's the thing for the extra money is going. You know, it doesn't go like, I mean, who knows? I don't know anything about it. Does it Garth Brooks have something like that too?

Garth Brooks? Yeah. Who cares? Like, I don't think you could see that as you're trying to do. I'm going to look some Garth Brooks the other day. No, you were not. I was. No, you were not.

That rodeo song. Oh, that is good You really good You're downloading Garth brook. Yeah, and I you can't find it on iTunes on Google I don't even think it's on YouTube. It's all code you As a cool the Most and go to rodeo You're really selling me on it. Yeah After this you want to go and not listen

Absolutely no, but I don't know if it's through that or it's like a Garth brook's music service You're really selling me on it. Yeah. You want to go into this? You want to go in and not listen to the chorus? Yes, absolutely. No, but I don't know if it's through that, or it's like a Garth Brooks music service. Like, you could only buy his self through his website. And it's like, I get if he's holding out for a couple of years, but it's been quite a while. And he's just, I think it's a spot of our kind of staples at this point.

Yeah, but he's like, no, just not. Well, the thing is, talk to you, is like, they made the announcement about title, which did you, it's called title? It's just not. Well, the thing is, talk to you, is like, they made the announcement about title, which did you? It's called title. It's called title. They had a illuminati style. It's like they were filling out the form

and they just left that one blank, so it defaulted to title. It's just like a random thing. Yeah. They had, I swear to God, like, an illuminati style press conference, where they all talked about how this is going to be better for the people and then signed a document together.

That's weird. They all went up on stage and took turns signing. They did some freaky sex thing after that. They caught it, but I'm pretty sure. I saw Furry suit. Go on. Sandy Ego Chicken came out and the villain's fanatic. And then it got weird.

So how does the Furry thing work? I joke about it. But like, are you in full costume? Yeah, so you know how like your jeans have a zipper? Yeah, just playing pretend with, you know, a costume. I know, but if it's a full costume, so you open it. I'm assuming that I'm not. I'm not just about sex, I don't think.

It's just about, you know, having a hard time. No, it's about relationships. Okay. It's not about sex, you just kind of like. I don't think I'm not an expert. I think that it's just you know, sure carry feel more comfortable in a dox You then in real life sex or just in general, you know, I think there's a wine I found blurred

I was thinking about blood packs. Of course. And what wouldn't you be? Yeah. No one does it anymore, right? It's because of AIDS, right? What? What do you talk to him?

Sorry. Did you ever try to do that when you were a kid? Yeah, I thought I'd be a blood. Yeah, yeah. We call the blood oath. A blood oath. Yeah. But that's what you're talking about, right?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it packs sounds a lot more culty. Yeah, blood oath. It's like, you know. Blood pack can sounds to me like, like vampire like running out of blood, stop with the convenience store, pick up a blood pack. Yeah. Right?

Only 399. 399. Oh, you said pack. All kinds of flavor. Pack. Oh, no, pack, yeah. Yeah. Have you been wanting to do one or do you?

No, I've just taken her back. Like, it used to be a thing where it's like, you make, you take a blood oath where you'd like, cut your hand and then shake on it, right? You both have your thing where it's like you make you take a blood oath where you'd like cut your hand and then shake on it Right, you both have your hand and it's like no, we're like this is the we're bonded by blood now We're blood brothers or whatever no one does that anymore. Well, the equivalent of for that for me now is sweet Like that's like yeah, we talk about something we agree is sweet. We're good. I'm not gonna touch you I'm not gonna shake your hand. Yeah, we got a phase out But it can't but like it's a lot less commitment

Word other than actually slicing open your skin Would you would you do a blood pack to someone? I so I tried to do it like with a friend Like I want to say we like fourth grader fifth grade or something that was like this is so serious. We're like the best. I will. We're totally gonna have a blood packed or it was to whatever we're gonna call it. Let's do it.

And then we're like we had a knife and we were gonna cut our hands because we had seen like, I think we'd seen a movie or like, just say it was a movie. Yeah, it was all the time right. And then we were gonna cut our hands and like we both like tried to cut our hand. But we're just doing it. I think it was just like a butter knife and we just couldn't do it and they were like let's just spit and we'll spit shake and lick yeah no no drink your urine we didn't do that he's all done with his urine he's got my god that's really really gross. I Mean is also from you know Brandon. What is going on this spit take That was that was different. That was all water. It wasn't actual was a bit

I think there were a few people that actually tried to spit. No, I got yeah I was the only weird one was Barbara because she used hot water. Oh, that was what was really weird It's really gross. Someone it was so gross. So someone spit bit honey on me. Do you miss saltwater? I think that would be confusing. Salt? Salt? I went to the beach. Yeah, it's like, oh refreshing. Yeah, let's have a cut. Yeah, it hurts. Yeah, no, the hot water was the only the weird thing. Other than that, it was, it was nice. It was really hot day outside. Yeah, refreshing. Yeah, yeah, it was really refreshing. Do you miss the old office at all? I don't miss the annex. Fair enough. But do you miss like old office at all? I don't miss the Annex. Fair enough.

But do you miss like the like six or six proper? It's see for me, it's always the Congress office. Sure. That's what I miss. Because that was my first office. And it was kind of your first office. Yeah, and Chris, I mean, the three you guys all started there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the wood floors that were like at a slant.

So you just kind of like fall into the place. Yeah, there were no right angles in that office whatsoever. Well, if everything Chris ever said about the the Congress office, we're talking about how loud it gets sometimes in here and people are like, oh, it's just, you know, the way it is. I was like, oh, not always. And then Chris was like, yeah, remember coming to the Congress office and how it was just like, yearly quiet.

Yeah, it was just like seven of us and was like, click, click, click, click. And then got to the end. And it was just like seven of us and was like click click click click Click click and then gosses and it was like Gold sigh Yeah, I kind of like I wonder how long because guess I'm a mechanical keyboard now I wonder if he could have had that at the old office. No way just killed him No, because essentially it was just like it was me Gus Nathan Matt and like all the deaths were just like pushed together. Yeah

Yeah, it was pretty crazy and all the deaths were just pushed together. It was pretty crazy. Nathan was a chatty, Kathy. But then before that, back in Buda, you was like three bedroom, right? A bedroom? Yeah. There was a one bedroom. Buda was the worst. You should have got a bigger office.

It was awful. I mean, that was the best we could do. That was really good. We did have a full kitchen, that was the best we could do. That was really good. We did have a full kitchen, but all the kitchen we used for was trash stack. You know, the game just basically, how high can you stack the trash before it falls over? And whenever it falls over, you're the one asking that.

Oh, that's trash, Jenga. Yeah, we did a six or six all the time because the trash comes in the corner, so you could like stack stuff against the wall. It got a, yeah, the person who spilled it still didn't know. Yeah, was it tough because you had a sway from MTV come out. I think like come down a beauty. Oh, there was God, I'm trying to remember the story. I just like can't peel the other night that had like they were doing a sway impersonation. I was like, oh my god I even thought about swaying forever, but Yeah, he when he came to beauty

There's like no black people in beauty anywhere and He had the crazy Rastafarian like Like what beanie thing. I don't know. It's not a beanie like it's too big to be a beanie. What are the things called? I don't know Like like purple the only thing going through my head I don't even know. Yeah, I don't even know. Like purple. The only thing going through my head is don't say turban. Don't say turban. Don't say turban.

You know that. And he is all the like the dreadlocks and stuff, right? Yeah, yeah. And we went to we always just one coffee shop downstairs and we would always go to and the coffee shop like sauce way like come in and then she couldn't take her eyes off her. She was like this All right, that was I'm waiting for the camera to go here we go See you Do you acknowledge it or do you just try to like that?

The woman was like we're looking at him like that. And then finally, that's what I was like, the question was, are we gonna acknowledge this and talk about it? We're just just gonna be like, horribly awkward. You should talk to her, let's say, right? If you like. And then we get up to the front to order. And she says, I love your hat. She's like, okay.

It's a nice turban. Yeah. Okay, that works. She's making conversations. This is cool. And she says, your people are so colorful. She was trying. She was trying.

You were trying. You know, it was like talking to grandma. It was like, you mean not. Yeah. We should wish she was staring at them the whole time. She was just running through a list of things like no Hakenna that will be talk about how it's colorful. Yeah, and all his people are Do you think we get swayed a show here? Oh?

That'd be badass right we should totally get swayed just throughout you yeah, yeah Yeah, so it was always pretty chill all right sway With the sequel let's plot. No pack it. No, no, no Hey, even the spit. I can't you guys sweet Mason jar Packed it. We'll just all peen And I'll drink it This is how blood packs work right guys right? Right totally. Do you guys ever play a bloody Knuckles in high school? Or yeah like in middle school, probably.

Where do you like do the quarter like across? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You put your hands down on a desk, like so. Yeah, it would be like that. And then you would like flick a quarter across the table and hit them with it. I see who would bleed the most. Do you ever play Mercy?

Yeah, yeah. Just you lock hands like this. And then you just keep trying to make the other person just give ever play Mercy? Yeah. Yeah. Just you lock hands like this. Yeah. And then you just keep trying to make the other person. Yeah. Just give up out of sheer pain. That one in tennis were the worst. Do you remember? What? I know. You're referring to the sport, right? I don't know why it's called that. You would just like hold like hands like that like one in one. And then you just slap each other's hand until the other person. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know what game I hated golf. We had to play it all the time as kids.

The Wii version was terrible. Yeah, with Blade and Oculus 2, we would use it like we would take scissors and like cut up the edges of the quarters. Damn, you like prison it. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we're making shibs up. Yeah, we pretty much were. Yeah.

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I saw Josh stop there. So they all went out to, okay, two weeks ago. So two weeks ago, they ran a 5K, right? And Josh finished right before this elderly gentleman. Right. But it's a really funny picture. It's like, it's this old man and Josh is right in front of him. And then on the next race, the 10K, the old man is right in front of him. That's amazing.

I love that. I love how like defeated he looks in the second one too. So he somehow like lost time and got overtaken by the 70 year old man. Because he looked it up. So John, you're making him laugh for the last two weeks. Yeah. I don't know. He looked him up because you want to see who his nemesis was.

I'm pretty sure the old guy's like literally a turtle. He's like a born and it like it took the 10k to really make that fall through, you know? Yeah, no that's that's beyond coincidence. Yeah, no yeah Cuz it's like they take a picture like when you're crossing the finish line That's crazy and there's a lot of people running. Oh was it at the finish line at the finish line? Oh, that's awesome Josh has to find them. Yeah, that might be like a grandad or something Yeah, maybe it's not a real guy. Maybe it's a ghost Yeah, that might be like a granddad or something Yeah, maybe it's not a real guy. Maybe it's a ghost

I'll go show the pictures only Josh can see it was she totally do that to Josh like everybody was like I don't see it Talking about you're the only one in the picture. You think you convinced someone that they were dead Convince that they were dead like yes, somehow like stage if you had Haley Joel Ozman and to be like what could do only I can see Then you can make it happen. Yeah, I don't I don't know about that But like the idea that you see something and no one else is it that's the most terrifying thing in the world to me like have you seen it Yeah, yeah, so it's like you're sitting there and then blue purple this this balloon full of blood Just pops and like blood is like spattered everywhere and people have no idea like there's just like normal librarians like Reading books because that's what they do in the board and you they have no idea those blood like that to me

It's terrifying to see something and be able to talk about it But no one knows what I'm saying. I'm not sure crazy. Yeah, right? Well, I mean maybe or there's work on it. to get to be any number of things. Yeah, it's probably it's gets a friend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You should talk to them. Shit. No one, I couldn't convince anybody because nobody believes me about anything anymore. I kind of go out of my room. I go out of my way to lie to people about just like things that don't matter. Like said, like the other couple of days

when I called you, you said, yes, sir. I'm on the way to work. Yeah I was just What you said after you saw me in the shower accidentally. No, it's fine. Everything's good. It looks totally normal Yeah, no, that's not weird. No like a couple weeks ago. I got a haircut and somebody walked up I was like did you get a haircut like no, no, no, no, I just I'm wearing a beanie I'm a Harris flag and I I Got four people to believe me Like why I don't know I just do it. I was it one of those like super sized beanies like sway would wear yeah

It was because your people are very colorful. Yeah, but why why why would you why I guess it's harmless Yeah, I just want to see if I can but I don't think that anyone's gonna be like no you're lying No, that's what happened actually like Paco, one of our TV guys was like, no, you got a haircut. And I was like, no, I got a couple of people backed it up. And I was like, why would I lie about that? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I lie about things that nobody would lie about.

And therefore, people distrust me. I like to think he went on the lamest investigation like ever. It's like going to your barber. I mean, how do you see this? Yeah, he's like, he was like, looking at old pictures and stuff. He was like, no, see, it's long. No, it's not. I was barber, I mean, like, have you seen this? Yeah, he's like, he was like, looking at old pictures and stuff, he's like, no, see, it's long, no, it's not.

I was like, man, I didn't get it. Oh yeah, that is pretty lame. It's pretty lame, yeah. Yeah. No, Kerry, that's a, I mean, that's like a thing. That's like a condition. That's a weird lie. Yeah, I know.

I'm not saying it on a problem. Yeah, yeah, we know. No, I can't trust you. When you go to talk about schizophrenia, I'll go with you. And I'll talk about a compulsive lying Yeah, you should okay. Yeah now I Wait, is it really compulsive line or is it compulsively fucking with people? I thought we're more the second I only do it because it's just like funny that like have you go what?

And then like I tell them do you have any legitimate compulsions like you know people like to touch a door knob like three times are like you know like I've got a little bit better and they start to car in or just you know weird shit like that anything yeah I when I was a kid I accidentally like left the faucet on in whatever bathroom so I like flooded the entire bathroom we had to like rip the car out of all this stuff. So ever since then, I went through a phase where every single night I had to go check to make sure the faucet off a couple of times. I go check to make sure the condor was locked.

Yeah, I got some a couple of weird. I don't have OCD, but I have tendencies. When I was a kid, I saw I know what you did last summer. And for a year, I had to sleep with the closet door open. Yeah, except. There is one thing, I don't know if it counts. I cannot go to the bathroom without putting on the sink, turning it on.

Oh, I've noticed you. Yeah, I always wanted to like, man, he's watching, he's watching your hands a lot or something. Yeah. It wears me out. California, that's illegal because I had no water left. Oh, well, it's worth it. What do you do about like,

what's worth it? Like the faucet here where it turns off? Keep running out and like tapping it to like get more time And no, I mean it's I'd say I can pee yeah, and the time it takes for that thing That's just you just like you just like different when it's like a big bath and like that Oh, that's a little bit different, but when people like know that people can go in there when people are doing normal things Yeah, and then they can hear me peeing in another room. That just weirds me out.

Or if it's vice versa. And I hear someone ping like I'll immediately put on headphones which is like, uh, I don't listen to all the time. Do you get where people talk to you in the bathroom? Yes, no, it is not gonna happen. This is not. I'm gonna start looking for a few more. You can't find me when I go to the bathroom.

I don't normally get weirded out by that. but I did have, when I worked at Warner Brothers, I had a boss who for some reason, and we got on the same P schedule, and like every time, you got to be where I was paranoid about it, because like every time I would go in to P, he would just like, was like, sidel up right next to me. Hello there, hello, what are you up to? You know, I just start talking to me.

You know, touching my dick, no deal. And it was like, that was like our main source of interaction. Is for whatever reason, like, we would always go to that. And he kept promoting you. Yeah. And it would make it sweet, sweet love. Yeah. I don't think that meant, you know, anything that's fine.

That's not exactly a bathroom. You have a guy at that job who just couldn't help but masturbate Oh, oh that wasn't the same job, but yeah, that was another job where was it this one? That was another job trying to sink on and what you're doing in there That was a guy that was a guy at That I worked at another it was another movie and a guy I Would come back to work I would come to work the next day like everybody worked on different shifts But I had like kind of my own office space and I would come to work the next day

And I could tell somebody had been using my computer and I was like What is who's using my computer? This is really weird. You know, and I couldn't figure it out. And there was like, there was no reason for anybody to use my computer because everybody who needed a computer had one. The only people who didn't were like a storyboard artists who were just like day players and they would come in and do storyboards and go home and they didn't

have a computer. So then one day I noticed my history. Like I was like, oh, what was that thing? I was looking at history, I need to go back. I looked at my history and it was like, all porn. It was like, like, rose and rose and rose of porn. And this was like, you know, back before porn was so easily accessible, like, porn hub and all the sites that are shy.

You know, like, yeah, you had to look somewhere and it was like all weird URL, you know, with the really strange, you know, Mason jargstacks.com. You got another one, Carrie? No, that was always the one. You always have to do the exact same thing. Okay. So it was, boss of the urinal awkward furries dot com. Um, so, but so that I don't know. So I was like, oh my god, who would I tell

about this? This is so weird and awkward. I don't know what to do. You know, I'm like, I'm gonna like reorganize my desk or something or change, change stuff so so I can know, and I don't know, I'm gonna, I've set up a camera, I'll do something. But this is what I am. I'm like, I got caught you. Like I know who you are.

This is a camera, I'm sorry, but somebody was like, how you gonna identify? But I'm glad I didn't, because the next day, there was Kleenex. This year, at my desk desk that had never been there before Yeah, at least he's wiping it

Why not like sticking to the other side or yeah, he's just like keep like just smearing it everywhere to drive and my keyboard was really crusty Yeah, so what was the lack of happening? He won the Academy Awards. Yeah, no, I don't I don't know it's like I then later James can't remove dawn to avatar I got I got a lot from my door and that was that was the end of the story. You mean to be very sad that Time to watch my board I'll just pass by down on here. Yeah. Also, some way. There's a friend, Zach Anner lived in this apartment where they'd run out, there was like a three bedroom apartment and they'd run out each room to different people.

Right. And he was gone for the summer and me and Aaron's are leases were up and we had like a month layover Where we didn't have an apartment? So we just like oh, we'll just crash it air Zack's because he had this nice three-bedroom place, but they'd only rented out one of the rooms Mm-hmm. And then while we were staying there with They were showing the apartment place was showing the The room to other people trying to fill the two empty rooms. But we had all of our stuff in his apartment.

Like two apartments full of stuff plus their stuff all in one space. And then we set up, like Aaron had his desktop computer in the living room. And whenever we found out they were showing people Zach was like oh well we need we you guys need to stop this so we dirtyed everything up and we'd set up his his computer and we just put lotion all just like drained like they would we just like squirt lotion all over the floor she's like deck everything and it was all sticky and white and yeah they for some reason they weren't able to rent out the room. I like a no point you're like hey you know what?

Why don't we just live here? No, I'm gonna feel like home. Yeah, no it's a just scored in lotion everywhere and TP is computer. I'm looking to get in a apartment in this one complex and the way it works with like these nicer places or not like apartments, not condos, is you can't actually just go in and see an apartment. Like they don't do that. You just have to look at the floor plan. So you started like knocking on doors, like asking to see people as apartments. What do you want to hang out?

And like the first, the first like people that are like super awesome, they just kind of like let me in and I was like, cool, cool, thanks. And then I went to another unit and then like the guy that answered was like, really, really creepy. And I didn't know what to do. I just told him why I was there and I was like, all right, he'll probably say no, I can leave. He's like, come on in. I was like, I can't not go in now.

And then he proceeded to like follow me, like an inch away from like every little part of the room. And he's like, you want to see the balcony? And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, I'm okay. Should we see a basement? Unit has a basement, yeah. I've made one. Soil tiles, you can cause it down.

Yeah. So that's hidden miss yeah, you know But yeah, it can be weird like just going into someone's place then they're currently living in no and the middle of you know They're not preparing for anybody. I'm I'm just gonna mess it shit. I can't like just like let people live yeah, but you live with your girlfriend She's okay with that. It shouldn't care really. Yeah, who's messier? French he's okay with that. Yeah, she doesn't care really. Yeah, who's messier? Um, I Leave more like junk out and she leaves more like tea cups with like tea or like like a plate out

Yeah, so it's like I have more junk, but you look like dishes, so yeah, yeah bounces out. Yeah bounces out, right? Have you guys used periscope? I'm afraid You're transitioning You guys use Periscope. I'm afraid. You're transitioning to the stem. Yeah. It's like, you're gonna live stream my apartment. I was like, woo-hoo.

Teacups, kick, cool. Hey, Periscope, anybody what? No, I've used Periscope. Yeah, you guys were like driving in the, you know. Yeah, we were driving, we went drove to Houston and was driving in the room. I saw that I was watching it as I was driving. And I was like, that's dangerous.

No, this is not a good idea. I mean, I wasn't driving when I was streaming it. I kind of went on like get about a bike mount and just like stream me, riding a bike. I still don't know what to do with it. I don't think anybody does, but I thought might be like a fun little thing to do where I'm like I'm out to dinner

and it's like, oh, on a date with Brandon. And you remember the SNL sketches that Christopher walking used to do? Where so like the camera's the person, yeah, they're really funny. So as you know, someone's gonna help me out with it, they're like, hold the like a camera is the person, yeah, they're really funny. So, someone's gonna help me out with it, they're like, hold the camera. And I'm like asking them what I should ask and things, and they're not really helping me that much.

And I was just like, why are they being so difficult? I mean, it's not gonna take that long. And I then realized that my girlfriend probably didn't want to help me make a Paris cop, going on a date with me eventually yeah I figured it out so we did not then he came in and I told him we were going to Paris Matt by the way I'm gonna need a expense expense account Yeah, speaking of segue you should ask me when we're peeing next to each other

Chris got the Mason jar. He could put on the ground. It's right now. Yeah, let's make it out Speaking of amazing segues, and you guys want to amantre the what oh? Anttron. I did He's allowed to make it a brub seg So I want it works. That's true. I want to know because I have not seen it yet Okay, was the reaction was the reaction online? Better than the first one because it seemed like the reaction the first one was decidedly me I think people are looking forward to it. I should land well

But the right my wrong No, I came out and people were just kind of like Yeah, man. Yeah, I get I'm not saying I am obviously like that's what the reaction was it seems like they're They're kind of tongue in cheek with it Yeah, they're aware that it's kind of dumb. Well with a lot of people I think who's still like Angry that um at greats not to yeah, they're aware that it's kind of dumb. Well with a lot of people I think we're still like Angry that um, it writes not yeah, right? Yeah, we'll see how that actually turns out like the trailer looks fine But maybe that's what those are the only good moments. Well, it is one of those things. It's like the only way I could defeat him Is if I become tiny? Yeah, and then we it's like well, why not like that's what I was gonna go for it like with this one with the visual effects I got it. It was essentially Marvel meets honey. I shrunk the kids. Yeah, cuz it's like you see the world

And it's like whole new yeah, and I like Tony. I shrunk the kids. Amazing Disney ride too So when you look at it, you're like okay, I can kind of see watching this because it's cool or mind me of that X-Men clip in futures past where What's his name freezes everything yeah it's like yeah it's just pleasant to just kind of watch the way they do the effects but I don't know remember fours trailer came out we all thought I thought there was gonna be a bomb because it was like you're really making a movie out of some random but it was huge yeah yeah the kids didn't make like seven sequels to that and they blew up the kids Okay, I was like honey. I made it the kids like really super sized Yeah, the title, but it was wonderful. I'm it's different. I mean I made the kids regular size Yeah, and then we're to school I went that in a pleasant day. Yeah It's more honey. I shrunk something else and you're not like

It's my penis You know that that's that'd be like where you'd go with it right? Maybe the why would you want to shrink your penis? No, no, not shrink it blow it up. But why would you want to make it like 50-foot tall? Why not? I mean I don't understand bragging about it. Someone would do it. Someone would definitely do it. Yeah. It's like oh it's the first thing you know that you would seriously make your penis 50 feet tall. I you would make it 50 feet tall. I probably make 15 tall We had I had a very serious conversation fresh from your high school about what life would be like with a 30 foot long dick That sounds so serious. It was I can imagine just just the we went Insurity with which you had that kind of a bag or some apparatus to wrap it

Is that a man purse fuck yeah, it is yeah, yeah Yeah it's everything. I got everything. I got deep pockets. So imagine the the shaft shots possibility. There you go. You will get in one lens. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, girth here though Not just no more okay, so it's like a What if for like every inch that a fire It got that much like thinner. Oh, yeah, I could tell like a like a needle. Yeah, that's scary Yeah, I think sharp The thing is is to make it erect your entire you just die because there you know This could be no blood in the rest of your body.

This pain of the realization. Yeah, they don't seem to be in the other room. And you just pass down. Yeah, but the bone or the blood. Talk about working also, right? Yeah, just like, yeah. Is it Christmas? You blow back me so I can get an erection.

Transfer. Together we can fulfill this 30-foot tech. The worst Wonder Twins episode ever. Transfer. Ah, together we can fulfill this 30 foot test. The worst wonder twins episode ever. It's a power to arrest. God, it's terrible. It's overcome a bucket of ice water. But that being said, you would be the guy with a 30 foot dick.

I'm pretty sure you can get bitches anyway. People get on how it's done either. Either way, that's happening. Yeah, I mean, that's cool. There's something we said about having a novelty about you. Yeah, but you would never be able to have sex again. What do you mean? Like, yes, you could. Not with a 30-foot dick, just a tip. I don't know what animal you'd be able to. Like a 60th of people. Come on, really, just just the tip let me just put the tip in. All two feet. Well it's like a giant. Welles and mammals right?

Like yeah. They have a genus. Walls were sticks are scary. Well are you saying that the if you had a 30 foot dick you would fuck away. Is that what you're saying is that there aren't many other options. And the desperate times come for desperate vaginas. That makes sense. I guess yeah. I'd probably do it too. Yeah, I mean, you know, you could probably make money for it.

It'd be pretty awesome. Yeah. You could probably make money from it. Yeah. I could be like, yes, to be coiled next to me. Oh my God, that's terrifying actually. Yeah. Don't touch it.

No, I won't. Okay. Now I'm here to be like the next next me. Oh my god that's terrifying actually. Yeah don't touch it. I'm here to be like the sorry I saw the hand motion before you started. Anyways so speaking of flying. What? So speaking of flying What? You could probably fly with it Yeah, you're supposed to be like Wrote last or so No, like Thor's hammer Right, he just spins it and he throws it and it pulls him

Yeah, like if it's Thor's you know Lasso dick Wonder Woman? There is no superhero with a giant Wonder Man Oh no, I'm sure let's comment this With a giant giant penis uh... there's like a ton of them in japan yeah it's a could type people up with it

it's basically like the stride the guy who can stretch oh yeah that's a four-guy yeah uh... yeah about that yeah but see the thing about his is he can he can stretch it and shrink it as he wants

Or carry one. Yeah, they're carries proposing is no you got you It's just you have to live with it. It's like your test ins are on the outside. Yeah, that's what it is And that's way that got way grosser. It's not good. I'm sorry. I just good. I can't shrink the pee again be weirder than me So there was I think it was Alaska Airlines. Yeah, it was flight at a Seattle and Do I is there more penis stuff? Are you get wait? Always one there's a you had a segway here. Yeah, you could have made the worth barber. You could have made a joke about the cockpit

So anyway, so apparently um So I'm like Gus is a Gus is obsessed with you know planes plane disasters plane safety Does anybody else watch like air disasters? No, absolutely not. No, I like to know awesome I like enjoying my flights. No, watch it. It's like all this crazy stuff like a plane in South Africa like they were smuggling Like the kind of stuff that you use to ignite South Africa, like they were smuggling, like the kind of stuff that you use to ignite a rocket. And like plane goes kabooie. It's like cool show, it's not all this thing.

So I'm like obsessed with it, go to like all the websites. And there was this flight out of Seattle where they were about 20 minutes into the flight. And everybody heard like a banging. And nobody knew what it was. It's just like a banging coming from, you know, the bottom of the plane, so everybody started freaking out and like the pilot turned around and like you know the there was like you know Cops there amolus security. Oh, they didn't go down there mid flight. No, no They landed. They're like holy shit. Oh, yeah, like what is this thing? And then they open up the bottom of the plane and it's like a baggage guy

the plane and it's like a baggage guy. Oh, shit. It's like, in there. There's got caught. I don't know if he was like sleeping alone. Oh, yeah. It's like yesterday, right? Yeah. That's just like banging on the plane.

The thing is, is people have like tried to like not pay for a plane ticket and just hold on. But you died. No, I'm still doing it. I'm still doing it. Hold on to what? Just the outside of the plane. So many people do that. You're serious. That's a serious terminal. You just see a guy just shimmy out. That no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You you Sneak on you you sneak in you can't sneak on top of a wing. It's not just the wing anywhere Like a cargo area you sneak on somehow you just hold on no, but anything is closed. There's nothing away

There's I'm just saying I read a lot of people Yeah, it's kind of the crux of this. Yeah Trying to sneak on to a plane and hold onto it. But then they end up, it's like they freeze because it gets really, really cold. Or they get up to that point in the atmosphere when they're on like a plane that's going like 200 miles an hour or something or something. No, it's not. I'm sure you know, I swear something.

It's really sad. I never, I never know when Chris is just completely talking out of his ass. I know I'm saying are you being I do people? No idea why people if you are being serious people really do it. They don't live Look, I I believe that at some point somebody tried to get on a plane Sure, cuz you like get on like the landing gear But the idea that somebody that somebody got on a commercial airliner. If you the second you see how high it is, they don't live. I know they don't live. I'm

saying how to get to the point where they die. I don't know how to do it. They climbed a plan. They all you have to do is just hold on. That's not all you have to do. Yes, it is. You get there. All right. All right. All right. I've seen the mission impossible. Was it Robe assassin? What's the name of that? Where he's like on a plane and he's like, yeah, he's hanging on the side of the plane. He freezes and becomes a Gremlin and then we on the, we on the, we on the, we on the way. That's a, a Twilight Zone.

Right. The mission impossible just turns into Twilight Zone. That's how they're going to make it. That's how they're going to make it. John let's go. It's sitting there and looks at the window and it's like, oh, there's Tom Cruise out of my wing. How would you go into that?

I was riding on a plate, like riding on a commercial airline way. like, oh, there's Tom Cruise out of my wing. How would you go about it? Writing on a plate, like writing on a commercial airline way. If I wanted to sneak onto a plane and say, let's say you really want to go to the airport. Literally sneak on it. Well, you know what, you could do some work. You could actually maybe do it if you were at one of those airports where they do the old school thing

where you go out on the train. You could go out on the tarmac. Yeah, they have airports that are still like that. Yeah, no, they still do that at LAX occasionally. I mean, like big airports, like when there's shit going on in construction or whatever, last time I was there at LAX, I had to do that. Like we got on a bus and went for it was a weirdest thing. Went from one gate to another and got on the plane on the tarmac.

Yeah. And I was thinking, I'm just gonna hold onto the wing. No, yeah, because they do that's how you make it you'd sneak away or I am yeah, what do you fucking think? They you could sneak on or you could get a job as an airport um Nobody say anything the waiver Airport who we're poor dancer the guy who waves the glowy stick traffic The guy who waves the glowy stick Traffic controller Okay, that's good. That's good. That's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good'm gonna need to fly on the wing. Yeah, I threw it out of the tarmac Or I mean or sneak just sneak just

Always work when I like I'm stick is someone whenever whenever the airport security needs somebody sneaking They're like oh don't even pay attention to him because he's sneaking. Yeah, you couldn't do it Just be allowed to go get on the wing you will you I don't wing. I don't think the approach would be to go to the airport. I think you'd have to sneak onto the tarmac directly. Like you should just crawl. I mean, you should just, you know, parachute from another plane onto the plane that you want to be on the wing.

And then just grab on a mid-air. Or just go to like Boeing's warehouse and like build yourself into the laboratory. And just get shit down. That's the long plan. Yeah, I'd have to wait like three, four years. Boeing has its own runway, right? In their little fake airport at Tacoma.

And they just test their planes over Seattle. Does that not terrify anyone else? Yeah, it's like, we're going to see if this thing flies. Get it up in the air. Yeah, I mean you think they'd like make a model of it and like Microsoft flight simulator first Well, I mean there's a lot of I mean there's plenty of scary shit with Testing rockets and all kinds of stuff. I mean they have all that those Rockets that take off from Nevada or wherever from SpaceX and all those other Texas now, too Yeah, but I mean it's a fucking rocket.

Yeah, so it could go just like I'm going to lost angel. Yeah, you know, and yeah, I mean who knows. I mean, it's just like it's a bunch of unproven technology. Have you seen all of the the trial and error videos from when NASA or the America's first trip figuring out how to get into space. So what they did is they you know repurposed all these old war rockets. And there's some great footage of like one going up and then spinning like 180 degrees and exploding because it was just like, you know, they didn't know what they're doing. You just kind of tried out. But it's been a day. It's still like just, I don't know,

thousands and thousands of pounds of fuel that you're just lighting on fire. There weren't people on it though, right? No, there's no people You think they just know somebody just held on It was like there was one guy in the wind they froze. He was holding on. He was really sneaky. Yeah, so it's cool They're like I can barely see him. I was gonna leave them. Yeah There's rocket science I really hope we get in space like sooner you shut up. Yeah, I want a space I want to get down water on Mars. Yeah, they did like underneath it. Yeah, like an every on bottle or what Yeah, we're gonna do it like is it just like oh there might have been like you know, I think this is it was still too hostile for life

but March and two hostile for life. But, Marching, get the fuck off my planet. There's a lot of holes. How's Mars hostile? It's cold. Oh yeah. You get to say like, okay, I thought you met like Venus. Yeah.

Also they found Monk. You'll catch on fire. They found the Gremlins. They found the ground ones. They found liquid water. Oh, they found liquid water. I know it's under the surface. I know it's under the surface. So maybe it's like it's hotlins and the airplanes. No, like they found this like the first time they found liquid water, I think they found liquid water. I know it's under the surface. I know it's under the surface.

So maybe it's like it's hot enough under the surface. I think they were saying that it was something where like there was a high concentration of salt in the area. So it didn't freeze like everything else does. Can they send that water to California? Like I mean, yeah. We should get rid of bars. It's really good. Liquid fire and send to California. How do you find it? Robots. Robots.

Yeah. Robot little car. Robot cars. I answered, I'm like, oh, the curiosity rovers. He's like robots. Robot little robot. Yeah, Chris has answered everything is robots. They have a robot car that can, now here's the deal.

It doesn't drive for you. Of course. Which is, so, but what it does do is it's this little robot car and and it'll have a little it's a little guy who sits on the dashboard and it has cameras and it can tell when you're falling to sleep it'll be like wake up wake up you're you look sleepy because it can it recognizes your face and sees when your eyes are drooping and you know what else it can do? It can, the wheels can turn 360 degrees. And so can the actual... No, they can't.

No, the wheels cannot turn 360 degrees. They spin all the way around. Now while you're moving, so say you want to parallel park, you drive up to it, wheels turn, and then you drive right in 360 degrees. The wheels can turn 360 degrees. They spin in any direction Yeah, and it can it can drive so you okay, so I think how is it can do that?

Where you just like you move sideways yeah, you can move sideways and then the entire 60 it's just you know it's cool. So you really like the convenience of like a car driving you around right? Absolutely. Yeah, that heartbeat. Yeah, you don't a heartbeat. Yeah, because you don't like driving. Yeah. You probably don't like shopping either. No, I don't. And if you don't like shopping, but you still look good, what if you could snap your fingers and have a trunk full of clothes

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that. Who will do that is my wife. Because currently that is what my wife does. You should mention to her that the service goes and buys her to close. It's free. It's free. Holy shit. Even the shipping. And then it's on a wants to look into it. She can to trunk club comm slash rooster teeth. Wow. I need to do that as soon as she's done flying to France by hanging on the side of the plane On the wing So I was no hidden charge is either I was visiting some friends over the weekend And I realized and I was sitting there and we were like at a Like a bonfire type thing just like grilling and all that and I'm sitting there and I'm Looked out and I was like oh there's a hole in my pants and then I look and I'm like and I felt my balls

Yeah, that's what my balls were hanging out Yeah, cuz my I just had a hole in my pants and realized it like like one ball or both of them were just saying how to do it I think I don't know. It's all your, I think it's a metaphor here. I didn't notice the breeze because I was in front of a fire. Right. So there was already warm. Okay. But what happened was I was like, I don't know, I had to pull my pants here.

So I'm like, looking at it and I'm like, that's ball. Yeah. I feel ball. Yeah. I had a rip there at once as well. I remember looking at me like, ah, it's no big deal But then I forgot that there was a point in time where I had underwear that had a hole about right there And I was like, ah, that's a perfect storm. And then at some point in time

They allow me and we remember sitting at a table and I was kind of looking down. I was like It's a lot of balls and I was kind of looking down, I was like, it's a lot of balls. And it's right there. Yeah, I mean, it's one of the things. I can see it. I don't know if it's a single. People talk about like a girl wearing a skirt

where you have to like keep your legs close. I could suddenly, you empathize with it. I was like, oh, I had to eat my legs close. So I don't show my balls. Yeah. Yeah. Now you know the struggle Struggles real crazy. Yeah, have you guys ever gaffed your pants? Oh, yeah. Yeah Just gaff tape up your pant. Yeah. Yeah, my balls. Yeah

Yeah, no, you're gonna pull it out. Yeah, yeah, cuz it works pretty well It doesn't it does yeah. This is all helpful advice for any young men. Yeah, just we're looking for a tape duct tape Dr. Take your pants. Yeah, to keep all your like ball from Getting away man. How's the laser team going? Yeah We're working on that scene where Everyone shows the balls. Yeah Two-seville meets spot. Yeah You guys watch Game of Thrones last night. I am you know that. I was at your house watching

I know, but it's just a thing you do. You just ask and open. I am immensely behind, but go ahead and talk about it. I don't know what it's like. So, how are you behind? Like, how can you afford not to watch with like everybody talking about it? I leave rooms. There's like a wall. There's like a wall. I'm not proving here. Oh, I know. I had phones.

It was red-wedding too. Everybody got here. See that thing? Sorry. I was, I had some stuff spoiled for me, but it's like, yeah, whatever. I'll still enjoy when I do phones it was red wedding to everybody got I'm sorry. I was I had some stuff spoiled for me But it's like yeah, whatever. I'll still enjoy when I do wash it My whole thing is like if I don't see it and the atoms do see it. I have no chance Oh, yeah, I can be and they both have these booming voices I'm just talking about nonstop. Yeah, they're passing the books

They're just about to yeah, yeah, they're like they're caught up with the books in some storyline some story lines will have stuff to go So they're gonna start I this season go beyond what's written Yeah, they've basically confirmed that the I think the entirety of the last season will be out before the last book is out Yeah, yeah, has there been like a TV show that's like Not like it not just enthralled people, but made it such a part of the culture like would you not watching it? It's like friends Harry Potter No like a TV show like a weekly thing where you're like you think so friends Technically isn't walking dead bigger than Game of Thrones

Number of viewers may I don't know. I just doesn't feel as it isn't seem as devout though Yeah, maybe that's because you have to pay for game of thrones. Yeah, I feel I feel like most people like really like walking down the beginning and then trell off. I don't know. It's just not. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, I have the season behind. I feel like you can pay for HBO. What is it now? HBO now? Are they outside of the Apple window yet? No, they're not. But I mean, still even with that. I mean, you're talking about like HBO and those types of service, they were like the staple of cable television for years and years and years and years. Like this is like such a landmark moment for for online me.

Like I think this is the final straw for cable to realize that they have to get on the the internet bandwagon. Yeah, the Netflix CEO said, which is a great quote, was that the goal is for he said said of Netflix. The goal is for Netflix to become HBO faster than HBO can become Netflix. And the HBO guy said, we're just trying to copy Rooster Teeth. That was great. That's a good quote though. Did he really say that? The second one? Yeah, there really was. More something for some. We should put that on all of our Scissor Reels. Yeah. So, the youthies wasn't there a quote from red versus blue season one that you guys kind of used out of context it wasn't a sale out of context but

oh no yeah you're talking about the it's not one of the talks about our worst need star wars which was actually a few negative reviews. That's totally true. Don't even bother to look up if we have more negative repositions. It was actually our only word for it. Ever. Yeah, only one ever. But it was a negative review and we were reading it. It was like, oh man, it sucks. You know, like we were hanging on every single word of any, you know, publicity or reviews or anything that came out about Red versus Blue in the company. And at the end, he goes, the writer says, with so much technology, the fingertips, why do these guys insist on making Clerks meet Star Wars?

We're like, Clerks meet Star Wars, that's a bad, I would watch Clerksmeat Star Wars. That's two great movies, put together. That's a great quote. I was an insurer. I'm putting that on a t-shirt. I'm gonna tattoo that on my forehead. That's fantastic.

So yeah, there's a little bit out of context in that. It's not a lot of context, but yeah. It's a negative review, but that's, I mean, that's awesome. I'll take I'll take the guy does apparently the reviewer didn't like clerks or star wars either so we were never gonna see I'd He doing Star Wars. Yeah, I don't know like who starts this Queen What really yeah, like it's in one of their songs like British Queen or like song British Queen Okay, well No, no music

Queen Just try like of the aliens and the blowing up the star of death and what not. Matt, you're going to confuse the audio listeners. This is not the queen. That's not the queen. Yeah. That's not caffeine. That's gash.

Gavin, we haven't seen you in a fr- Hello! People at the streets. That's Mrs. Doubtfire. That's not fair. Dude, how old is the queen? She's been serving, I think she is the record for longest reign and her son Charles has the record for longest waiting for parent to die. So you can become king.

Yeah, I mean like what point is he gonna be like a weekend of birth? Well, is there a king? There's the king, but I mean like, well, there, yeah, there will be. Yeah, yeah. Like, she's gonna like once she, he's gonna, he's gonna last like a week after her. Like, he's gonna barely... I think it's not like her age isn't in... I think at this point, her age isn't in years.

It's just like ancient. In decades? Yeah. God, do you think he's kind of like, every time he sees her, kind of stumble, or should I kind of like, oh, yeah. It's like, let's go down these stairs, mom.

We don't need to hold the railing. We don't need to buy a ticket. Let's just hold on. Trink this Mason jar. Um, did job. Just speaking of, this is my bad soul. Okay. Speaking of old crazy women.

Did you guys see the thing with Madonna and Drake? Oh no. I heard somebody in the control room said oh shit. Is it like a bad going on? You guys didn't see this? No. It's so awkward. Can somebody find a picture of that and put it up? It's so weird. I think was it Coachella? Yeah, it's going on right now. Yeah, like Drake's doing some show and Madonna comes out and she's heard whatever she does, you know, pointing nipples thing. Yeah, and then totally unsuspecting to Drake, she like grabs him and is like, blah, and like just kisses him like, you know, deep throat just

like, all over the place. And he goes, he's like, like, he just like all over the place and he goes he's like like he looks like he's about to throw up where's the next one like that's the first one you got to share the one at the end where he's like there he goes he's just he looks like he looks like like a villager who just got the life force like that by a mommy. Yeah, you know Madonna's a fucking dimension The mint dark More years of singing so you gotta steal it

Man, I don't know what I was like if you were I mean if you're the opposite right Drake couldn't come in To some like you know If you were I mean, if you're the opposite right Drake couldn't come in To some like you know, who's the like to shake it off girl making out with a preschooler Well, I think But it's like me just like male female like Drake couldn't come in and just like get what's it? What's the what's the shake it off girls name? I like it. I know you talk. I know shake it off is I saw pop Matt you're too hit for fairly swift Thank you. Oh that one oh We are so lame that's a lot of white on this yeah, yeah, like like Drake couldn't come in and just be like

I'm doing you know my rapping thing or a cicella and also tell you Swift get ready for this action Right and get away with that right it'd be like oh Got Drake that's a poor in trouble. Yeah, you just did some you know that's wrong But this is just like it's funny. It's funny Just go in this way you go in you'd be like I'm colorful So let me do what I want to do what I want to do Madonna kiss you right now like ran up. I guess I would do this. I mean, it's just great, but that's her thing, right? I mean, did she make all the making out with people?

It just seems like she makes out with everybody from making scenes, right? Yeah. Making scenes, but also like, she did the whole making out with Britney Spears thing. Remember, that was a huge thing. That was like 30 years ago. No, we should stop that.

That was the making of a pretty weird talking. And I was probably playing too. It was probably playing. I get the idea that the Drake thing was not playing. Yeah, judging by his face. And I was sure he feels bad, but there's a regentation. It wasn't like a decision. It was just like coming over.

You're very re-burred. It's going to be like, you can't play him. Oh, that's about how I rock. I can't express this horrible. She's just singing like she looks fine. Yeah, she looks great. Do you remember the expression of Will Smith's kids? You gotta be thinking like when she kisses you like what else has this tasted?

Like how many dicks? No, 30 dicks. has this tasted like how many digs i mean just it's been like it's been all over the place decades right well we're all thinking it yeah like i'm saying yeah yeah no so literally and it's hard to keep you would have had the thought in his head before like

oh wow that's like a my grandma's age or something like that like at some point if he associated her her with his grandma and then they he's gone like there's no choice like there's nothing he could do now just instantly what's the oldest woman you'd make out with under worth under a million dollars okay that's a good sense a million dollars literally yeah literally anybody how much they died like after they died $1,000 like 10 minutes after that I want to get one of those new Apple watches

80 yeah for that yeah I guess I did alive that's it that's my cutoff what about for a million dollars? Just kiss and say, I don't want anybody. I don't want anybody.

Yeah. Anybody. Yeah. Million dollars? Yeah. Yeah. There's questions like never work on me because I'm like, yes. I like a million dollars.

I mean, you don't realize what you could do with a million dollars? I'd, by catch it. Pack up, catch it? I don't know. Yeah, that's a lot of money. Like, there's like really like, I don't know any one thing that I wouldn't do for a million dollars. I'm like, I can do everything I've ever wanted to do with a million dollars. Yeah, I probably like Pay to go out on a day with Madonna

God and she was sweating There's got to be just a lot of saliva a lot of bodily fluids. They're not probably not the right fluid Mm-hmm. You know for that thing Right fluid right place. Yeah, evolving fluid. Which was out during the day so she had to get some in or walk around. Oh man. So next week, special guests Madonna right here. Yeah, that would be awkward. Yeah, I would not want that

Speaking of great things Furious seven, as you can see it. I did see it. Would you like it? You know, it's all right You were silly to get it here. I saw it. Oh, I got something to say about this acting contribute It's like it was a very silly action movie, you know, yeah, and it was what one of the fast and furious movies was silly Well, it's like they had some cool action devices, but it's also very melodramatic where it's like. Yeah. You know, everything's blowing up and everyone is like able to stop it or not stop it at the perfect moment. I don't know. It was, I think I partly saw it out of curiosity. I fucking loved it. Yeah, it was really a melodramatic battle. What, out being like getting depressing about it, like what did they do about Paul Walker?

So whatever they did, you really could not tell. Yeah, honestly. It was good. Because I was like semi like looking for it. Yeah, yeah. They had his brother, they shot most of the movie. Yeah. They did some rewriting to reconstruct some scenes

that he wasn't in it. Yeah, without going into, I mean like the way it to reconstruct some scenes. So he wasn't in it. Yeah, without going into it, the way it ends, you could understand if he was not in future movies. Well, his character. Yeah. They had his brothers come in and play him, and then they did some digital face replacement.

Mom would you have a bouillon? But yeah, they did do something that was, it was very interesting for a movie, where they have a like Break the the fourth wall and like this character is pretty much they're like acknowledging that he died and they have like a little in memorial Memorium type thing where they flashbacked all the movies and they have a thing where he's you know Yeah, like the end of the movie is like very centered around him about him leaving. Yeah, it's very

Okay, yeah, I choked up. I love it. I love the classic fears movies I I only see like the first one and if you want I have the collectors pack of all six on Blu-ray Yeah, you can watch five of them. Don't watch the third one. It's just because there's a lot of fun I just it's just like a fun movie. I like cars a lot It's like they've gotten better and better as action movies every single time. I think this one's probably gonna hit a billion Oh, yeah, it's gonna like break a bunch of records. Yeah, this it broke 800 million over the week. Yeah, yeah, not 800 million Yeah, it's gonna break a billion hundred million dollars already. Yeah, holy shit. It's a really fun Just like dumbass. It's made by the way we've renamed laser team laser cars

Laser car. It's made by the way we've renamed laser team laser cars Laser car has made more money In China than like any movie opening weekend. Yeah, wow, so did they know what what Extend of scenes did they have to Sub in because I remember with the crow They didn't have to shoot too much more stuff with Brandon Lee after he died But like the first big like sequence you see when he like comes out of a grave and like puts all the makeup like none of that was him. So it was weird that it's like the like this first big sequence. But like everything else to him every every all the other footage except for a lot of

the Madonna. They I think they they're a couple scenes where it's like they were there was like a scene where it was just his wife talking on the phone where I'm like well that probably would have been him talking on the phone instead of saying what he's doing right yeah like stuff like that right yeah but yeah I mean honestly I can't expect him to like disappear or like be absent in a part of the movie he was in the whole thing and like I think they finished shooting most of it so it was pretty pretty lucky I guess. Yeah it was fast so serious. So everything I need. Done done done.

Done. Yeah. Yeah gosh I mean I guess this is like you can't expect every movie to like just go into it and be like oh this is like the most critically acclaimed thing. Sometimes you just want to have fun. But my favorite thing about it too is like the trailer was amazing for it and every single shot in the trailer, there's actually still something cooler that happened right after that shot finish. Yeah. So that's a completely delivered. That's pretty cool. Yeah. I don't know. I like it. But I like dumb car movies. So I was working on a dumb car movie when the first fast and furious was in production. Mm-hmm. That's come out. And there was like a lot of people who were working on both and going back and forth.

Was it a video? No. That's a fan movie. No, it was a movie called Driven. It was Sylvester's the one movie. Oh yeah. And I remember at the time everybody was like, was this fast and furious movie? That's not going to go anywhere. Our car movie is going to be way better. And of course, kind of work out the opposite Multi-multile yeah time will tell yeah cuz they're they've gotten driven two through seven in production

Everyday now once you give indies all your set God so if I still own has made so many shitty movies. Oh What what's your SNL skit? You've seen stop on my mom will shoot I did not ever see that he's like a laundry list of like awful movies that he's done that like I went absolutely nowhere winter part six was he in that no

was amazing amazing bullcaughts like how excited you were for that like what I know uh... You were for that like what I know The rest is alone you got to get over you That's the cause me to do part of the section But the putting on the new guy to what you do Good I guess I'm gonna cause be off right now Was that what happened? Live

I never got into Cosby Really? Yeah I watch like every episode Not even that even none of my thing Yeah Is that something that's not always your choice? Is it too colorful?

Feel Cosby Really? We met up Ohhhh I think. Yeah. Is it something that's not always your choice. Is it too colorful? That's Bill Cosby. Really? We met up. Oh. Too soon. Is it that what could happen like years ago? Oh, I thought it was still happening now.

No, I meant right now. Oh, I mean, probably. Let's be honest. Now, I watch like every episode of the Cosby show. Yeah. I watch like all the old show. I don't know. It was all I was just really into putting.

I love the new con. I like to sweat a little flasso in the good messages that the show had. Yeah, I gave it. Yeah, I watched a lot of old TV. Oh, like even still now. Oh, now's with now, now cable. But you know, like when I was a kid, it was like, Oh, all right, Nick and Nights on TV land.

Game show network. Yeah, I love watching Nick and Nights, because it's like if I ever went to old folks home, you can really. Yeah. Yeah. Like, remember that I love Lucy episode. Oh, I should make it the chocolate.

Wait, when you go to an old folks home, that the people who are currently old will still be in the old folks. Yeah, that's where they go in just like this. Yeah, like time for this is like when you're 85, I think it really cold and it preserves them. You'll be in the same old folks home as people who are currently now 85. No, no, no, no, if I go hang out there like 60 years ago, hang it out in old folks. Can I do free putting? Yeah, I don't know. You've never actually been an old friend maybe mine. No, I mean it could I haven't either but I'm I'm I've been in one I did a Sometimes you meet old people this true like friends of grandparents. I did a karate demonstration in an old person. I should come on carry that is a lot. I

demonstration and an old book song. I should come on carry that is a lot. I should. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Somebody swung the sword and the blade flew off into the crowd and I shit you know

I didn't pay anybody. I'm actually being serious. I'm this is the problem. I have a stasis. She doesn't believe me anymore You guys are that's bad. I know communication. I know Foundation of a healthy relationship. I tell her like I find a dinosaurs better and she was like, I don't believe I'm like no It's real that in Paris. Yeah, there's a So yeah, just flew off into the crowd. So what did they old? What did they do? Oh? But like slowly like I made it really mad. Yeah, and they're all like a bunch of anger madanas Yeah, you escape I thought I thought you were going there to teach karate. I thought that's what you know

No, they're too brittle like No, we would just we would go to like random places and do like Is there is there correction and said old people like peanut brittle and that they are brittle? Is that a thing? I love peanut brittle Okay, do you love old people? Why do you just assume every old person? Well, no, I guess I assume every old person likes shitty red candy. Yeah, like the word is original. That's like an old person thing. Is it as you get old or is it like when you were?

It is like a secret illuminati type ceremony. You turn like 70 or you get your AARP cards. And they're like, and now you must like what is it? And they're like, they make you put like a bunch of them in your pocket. Yeah, my grandmother used to always send me Where? Yes, I'm already been kidding like that was I Instead of five dollars in your in your birthday card. We should say no five dollars worth of Original, oh man, which is like a thousand. Yeah, like a giant case. Yeah. I think they do they've like a little

Lithuanian sends you a three dollar bill, like, carry shitty grim pants. Did you ever hear of the secret society at UT? Secret society at UT? The eyes of Texas. What? It's a fucking real thing. It was like a real thing is like, they have robes. And they have burnt orange robes. What did they do? They, uh, you see, eyes, eyes, what shut? They'll like recognize like that will be the eyes of who are also part of it. No, they're like recognize people at, uh, at UT, who they

think have done like, you know, a huge service of the university, and they'll have like this thing at Gregory Jim. And like full fucking robes, I would get the robes if they were like red robes or, you know, like even like like why or black, but they're burnt orange robes, because would get the robes if they were like red robes or you know like even like like white or black, but they're burnt orange robes because that's the color of the school and at that point, what do they do then? I don't know, I didn't get that far in the conversation. Did you get invited? No, but I heard from a very credible source. I sounds like a furry club and they're all foxes. And I'm just confused. Allegedly, they were also the ones who, they called in a bomb threat to Texas student media because the daily Texan did a paper

on some kind of scandal in student government or some shit. And so the entire thing was on lockdown. And I was like, holy shit, this is like crazy. And they would let me leave. So I went down to the bottom floor of the Texan, just to scope things out. And I like, you know, talk to the guy floor with the text and just to scope things out and I like you know Talk to the guy who maintains the printing press that they had at the time because they made their own paper

This sounds like an episode Scooby-Doo. Yeah, so I talked to the guy I was like oh shit, it's crazy and I went back upstairs and then about like 20 minutes later These cops came up to our floor and they like found me and they're like sir. Can we see your ID? And I'm like what and Apparently the guy I talked to called the police because he thought I looked suspicious. What? And I was like, I see you every day.

Every single day. That is racial. And the cops don't talk about it. And I was like, look, I work here. Like you have a card. I was like, look, my face is on the board. This bulletin board. That's my face.

Like, right there. Are you wearing a hat? Yeah. But it was like, uncle, the leopards. Every single my face. Like right there. Or you wearing a hat. Yeah, but it was like uncle Lee, all the way. Every single time I saw him after that. Yeah, I bet. Yeah. Remember that time you reported me for no reason?

Yeah, that was fun. So, so, but that was it had to be just straight up racist like profiling, right? Yeah. I mean, I don't fall to him. I get it. I'm not not I'm fine being profile I'm not gonna you know I do it all the time myself I'm not gonna get upset about it I was like oh well you know what so wait so why do you get

into this club I don't know you just secret and the people like you heard it like those student organ is it like the iron spikes the like fraternities but not fraternities like when they initiate people They actually have iron spikes and they go and they go to the the lawn in front of the UT tower And they just like stamp them in at the ground. You're gonna pay your way in with like a shitload of worthers original Yeah, that's the currency that they use you cut open your hand and then you like rubble worthers like that You make a worthers pack All right, no one invited me any Why why would what service you do I don't know I I mean it's not that I would you join a secret society

Yeah, would you not? Other robes yeah, what the fuck you have want. Sure. I would join if it's the road. Yeah, the community. It's not just robes. They call it kind of like, Brandon, it's not a cheap hotel. I mean, you don't open the closet. You can't go, you're free, robes. I guess I joined a secret society at the Hilton.

Yeah, but if it's a robes, society, you're always in the robes. You know, you're never just going to be like, I'm starting to think you have a robes fetish. Yeah, I just think it's cool I was I was opening anything that was like exclusive you would join anything that was a solution Can we literally anything just well? Yeah, I think so anything that you have to be invited can we talk about that website? That you have to be invited to Yeah, yeah, it's a duty-dushy. Yeah, that's pretty douchey. So what is it called? It's called beautiful people.com There's a website. That's an actual website and then man, I can't wait to never be on that

So I don't know who told me about it. Someone's like yeah, there's this probably blame. Let's be honest There's a website where it's called beautiful people in the only way you have to you sign up and then you submit pictures And the only way to get on is if the the people who are currently on the website Vote you as beautiful enough Yeah, and then I submitted a picture and the first one was rejected I submitted a picture and the first one was rejected With I was with Brennan while he was watching it Real-time counter of whether or not so we'll be like oh, it's like a good friend

It's not looking good. He's like it's a bad picture It's like trying to cancel it's a bad picture, Bren. It's a little bad It's like I think you should you'll get them next time, champ. Yeah. So I went through and I found another picture and I submitted it. And it's like the hall of fame, you know, you do it again, somehow you become like a better candidate. Sure. And then I made it. And then like, you know, it comes time where you're voting. And then I saw, you know, like the whole process and like how like it's just like everybody was getting in. It's like, it's like a tender thing, but like, you it's just like everybody was getting in. It's like tender. It's like a tender thing, but like,

you just one person just try to just like a swipe thing. It's like you think it's exclusive, but like everybody gets in. Yeah, I was like, I wear that first picture. I guarantee I can not get in. But like I haven't been on it since like, Oh, no, I, yeah, it's not a thing that you actually use. I don't think.

Yeah, I think it's just people just are curious. Yeah, well there's something about like being a like being approved like people judging you and saying all right You're in the club. Hey, what happened to those websites like hot or not? Those websites still around I think I had an ex-girlfriend Who met whenever boyfriends through hot or not. He rated her as hot and still how he could send a message to her and then that's how their whole relationship is over. She's a hero or something like that. I feel like I have to try and win you over.

Yeah, why isn't Twitter like a tinder should have like a swipe up like it yeah, like maybe I Guess it's kind of what Facebook's morphed into except like less It's always been a dating app essentially It's always been about like you're hooking up with people. Yeah, but not my in college I was like that was whenever Facebook was just getting big. It's like oh, let me add you on Facebook Yeah, it was an easy way of saying, don't give me your number. But what were my bank? We can, you know, talk on Facebook. Well, because asking for a number, that's like a big commitment.

Yeah. But like the Facebook thing, it's easy and it does the same thing. I don't think people use that do that anymore. I don't think people are living out of your own Facebook. Yeah. But I mean, you know, you've been on Facebook at the time, because basically you have one single picture. There was no post people can make. It was just a text doc. Facebook yeah, I think you know you've been on Facebook at the time because basically you had one single picture

There was no posts people can make it was just a text doc And someone could edit your doc and then like erase all they wanted so it literally was a picture and are you single? That was face I mean Star hit yeah pretty much Work away All right guys, you got real quiet all the time. Yeah, I know. Well, we here at the receipt podcast, like thank you for joining in.

Yeah, it was just kind of waste that you're doing now. So it's my clothing. It's my, it's my, everybody. You're going to keep place. You're starting to sound like the aliens on Galaxy Quest. Mmm, you're ready to do the aliens doing the Queen of England. We're all juggling. We need you to eat these jello pudding pops.

Sorry. Well, I had to be fair. He's the true Queen of England. I mean, you know, let's be honest. In the fanfic I'm writing. Oh, we keep asking you to do the aliens. I'm not going to be able to do the aliens. I'm not going to be able to do the aliens. I, I had to be fair, he's the true Queen of England. I mean, you know, let's be honest.

In the fanfic I'm writing. Oh, we keep asking for sponsor videos where people just read fanfics about themselves. Maybe one day. Yeah. Can you just look up belief at every other word? Yeah. Thank you guys for tuning in. You can also, if you liked the podcast, we are doing some special sponsor

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