Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #320

Episode Date: April 22, 2015

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Where my sponsors are up are a few somewhere, somewhere. Yeah, there we go. We'll talk more about the Breit Tree, that's a new one. Where my sponsor's at. I hope I get the read right. Anyway, this is Gus. Brandon. This is Aaron. Chris and Gus.

See, I got it right, I always messed that up. You do, I'm very proud of you. I'm practicing all day. As I started the intro, I thought, fuck, I didn't warn him to say his name. He never says Well, yeah, you're in the army, right? I was like I got a prep branded for this. It's a What I'm proud of you look to you. I'll grown up I know you do you do it because you're doing two two podcast in a row. You were on last week, right? Yeah

Yeah, mom last week had your hosting responsibilities. Yeah, I was off. I was in San Francisco. I took a rare vacation Joe this time. Yeah, it was fun. I was in San Francisco. I took a rare vacation. Joe this time. Yeah, it was fun. I took my in-laws out there because they'd never been and they wanted to see it. I love going to San Francisco. It's one of my favorite cities in the US. What do you do? Like there's other cities like go to Vegas. I know what I do in Vegas. They go to New York. What do you do in Vegas? They've never been. So we did like all the touristy stuff. Like you drive down like Lombard Street and go to like Fisherman's War. I imagine because with your in-laws,

it's just like complying the whole time. Well, we got Lombard Street and they complains that we got a few options more than they do. They don't speak English though, right? No, they complain to my wife. So we were driving, you know, it sounds like a very hilly city, you know, the hills everywhere, and they were amazed by it.

Like at one point, like, you know, we peak like one of the top of the really big hills, and like, you can't, it's like a roller coaster, you know, you're going up in your car, and then you're like like crest it and you look down and then I couldn't hear in the back See I just heard her mother pull her seatbell and put it It's like when is this like one of those oh shit moments. That's only true though You can't see like you're going up and you just see sky and then you don't and then all of a sudden You're like looking down. There's like a bicyclist right there or you know whatever pedestrian

That's insane after growing up in Houston because it's the flattest place on earth like it's in a lot of ways one of the worst cities in Texas but it's weird why do you look at you still a lot why I should say I like parts of Houston there's pockets of Houston I live there is a thing I live there yeah I want to ride in there went to rice yeah oh I guess you know that's why that's why I like like the're around rice like the universe West you yeah, because that's the zoo and then there's the museum district Yeah, it's not the suburbs at all. No, yeah, yeah, that would not like that's where I grew up

I'm suburbs. Yeah, not fun, but uh, yeah, when I was there I went down there actually I was accused and recently too and I forgot how Extensive the Chinatown there is and how shitty the Chinese food in Austin is. It's like you go there and it's like wow this is I'm I've been eating shit in Austin. Yeah I was at a I think a Hong Kong market and one of the restaurants had a lazy Susan that you see a lot in Chinese places and I was like really bored because I didn't know anybody and then nothing Interesting was happening So we're waiting for a food and I put my Coke on the lazy Susan and I kind of just like You know pushed it a little bit so it's like very slowly going around the table and it gets about I don't know

250 degrees and then all of a sudden it just slides off 50 degrees and then all of a sudden it just slides off onto this girl like completely drenching it with co I had no idea who she was and I felt so bad about it. You don't want to happen to be sitting at the same table like you can bite it. I was like invited by a friend and like I didn't know any of these people and so like my poor friend like is trying to you know she feels bad. You're the new guy that you're like here's my free brain dude. Yeah. You spill everything.

Yeah, the five year old that's just playing with the the drink How old were you when this happened? I don't know like 22 Yesterday What are you so how are you not supposed to play with that? It's a lazy season yeah What is it you cannot play with it just spins? know then you did you get that out the playground? Yeah, you weren't surprised you never fell off of a merry-go-round when it's yeah I was really were legitimately surprised when your coke flew off. Yeah, I was legitimately surprised no I thought the the friction

Of the glass With maintain but at some point it escaped the But at some point it escaped the It reached escaped friction velocity. Yeah, and overcame that static frictional. That's what whole that was my favorite senior interstellar Susan and it took one hour for them, but it was seven years on earth It's something like the new person when you're like meeting new people. Yeah, and you're like don't fuck up So I was with going out this weekend and someone was like so One of us might have to do cocaine and I was like what

I was like no, no, it's like I'm it's like well, you know these people you know They'll do cocaine and if none of us do it then oh yeah, no, that's just that's just rude Like the only way to do things is that this is still weird Well, you all just jumped on board like oh yeah Two people okay the equivalent would be like oh no, we're not gonna have anything to drink and then you're those two people, okay, the equivalent would be like, oh no, we're not gonna have anything to drink. And then you're those two people, they're like, they don't drink. And but in here, it's like, they don't do cocaine. You're like, oh, that's what we're doing. Well, Biano's like, I was like, well, what if we're just like, we both, we're both really drunk.

We probably shouldn't, we already did our cocaine earlier. So we're all so full and cocaine. I can have another, had a back a lot I had a pound earlier Like I don't want to make them awkward. I was like well, that's not fair to us Well, the tough thing is cocaine super expensive. So if they're gonna offer it. It's it's extremely rude Like this is the thing you're getting a bread. No, he's like quoting Right now I mean shit no, I think I talked to that before like I don't know where to get hardcore drugs

Like right now in Austin. I don't know where to drive to and who to talk to you to get like heroin We go to my next or neighbor like is it you get heroin in Austin? Yeah, okay harland and austin i'm sure you're saying harland yeah if after this podcast we all go to scavenger hunt to find some harland who do you think would win i'm smelling season two of social disorder i'm smelling federal pentagon immediately but really my neighbor has all that stuff he's always trying to offer it to me

all right and it's rude i know to like you know push it away but i feel like since i'm the only one there if there I'm not with someone else Yeah, someone would have to do it, but I can just go like no, so what should I call him? Mr. X Well, I'll call okay. I got no mr. X. I got you know, I got to go home He's like yeah, but like you know, I got this and this and this and this I'm like No, I still got to go home, but every time he sees me he offers it to me. It's Christmas. Well at least he's not Offering to jump you anymore. Oh, that's the same guy I don't know if I ever told that story you did. Yeah, yeah, I think I did he's telling Blaine's moving into your building

Oh, I'm like fresh meat before you talk about Blaine moving into your building of a gripe to pick with Blaine I don't do it do it blame moving into your building of a gripe to pick with blame. I know that. Do it. Do it. The mother fucker went out of town and left his car in the best parking spot in the studio lot. He's gone. Yeah. That's that's already kind of like, you know, sketchy. No one's funny. But like the thing is he's not parked in there before and we walked by it. He's been like, I purpose. That's what I was going to say. Because I just figured that's, you know, where Gus or Jeff should park and I'm not You know, I'm not that level. I'm like in it He was like here thing to say. Yeah, he's like oh, I never park right next to the you know right there

I was you know let an older you know more more veteran that is stupid by the way That's a stupid thing that's what I am like I'm gonna park there But then to he's like okay. Yeah, I guess I can't park there. I'm just gonna leave there all week I think someone went through a stuff and grabbed his keys and move the car I think you probably asked someone to move the car I was on I was on a he's out there, you know The fun house offices and I was on a sky call with Bruce this morning and I could see blame in the background

I was like blame you fucking ass And I could see Blaine in the background. I was like, Blaine, you fucking ass. Yeah, I was like, you're looking over at the shoulder back in the... It's a good feeling when you get that spot. You know, in the old Congress office, there was that one free lot, or one free spot that wasn't handicapped parking right in front of our building. And I got it once in a year and a half. And it was like one of the best days of my life. Why would you look for parking? We had a garage, dude.

I know, but you had to walk and of the thing. I'm saying it was literally like you step, you three steps, and you're at our building. Yeah, but you had to go out of your way to check if those spots were available. I don't know. Maybe it was on my way. I don't know. No, because you'd be driving past the office in the wrong direction. If you're looking at that spot. I bet. I got it. What did you do? Did you drive by it every day? Maybe. Just a something. I would rather waste the time driving there because it's not about the convenience. They'll get me wrong. I'm not a lazy guy. That's what you are lazy guy. You said you said I'm a winner and I feel good about myself. I was at it was three steps away from the

front door. It was laziness. I was trying to hide the fact that I would get some kind of self-satisfaction and self-worth out of parking in front of it. It does feel good to get a really good park. He's see I'm saying but I don't know if I'd waste that much time. I remember one time we had the handicap sticker for Zack and it was and we're driving around a car with it and he felt so good like just to have that sticker. Each park right in front. I mean to be fair you you do have to unload a wheelchair. Yeah, but you don't have to like actually unload it. You can just park there like if Zack was in there You just drive around with the sticker and it's it's free. Wow, that's rude. Well that I mean it was just me It wasn't like a other person I always felt like my my grandmother had one as well I'm whenever like I would drive her around like she would she would try to give it to me so that we could park so that she could get out

Yeah, and even then I was like I still feel really bad about this like I know you need it grandma But maybe I don't drop you off and then I can go park somewhere else and then I can come back And then you went on movie you saw like the 20 spaces right in front of the movie theater It's one of my favorite Homer Simpson moments actually the handicap spot scene where he sees three handicapped spots in front of like a Convenience store and he parks in all three of them, parks sideways. And then he gets out of his car and he starts dragging his foot and like laughing to himself, like he figured it out, like he beat the system because he looks like he's handicapped. It's like those moments where you have people who think they're smart when they're

listed with those, those are the lovely moments in the Sims. That's the episode where Marge becomes a police officer. And he tells her, keep an eye out if any, in case any real cops come. Oh. Let's get up to it. So piece of shit, Blaine is moving in your apartment? Oh, yeah.

I have to, I think I have to move out for a couple of reasons. One, because Blaine is, he's like moving in, I think in August or something like that. And he was so happy. He's like, hey, I've got news for you. We're, we're apartment bros. And I was like, I just think in August or something like that and he was so happy he's like, hey, I've got I got news for you. We're we're apartment bros and I was like, I just slower my hand. What the hell are you he's going to move like a floor above me and like blame luckily Blaine's paranoid. So I could stay there and just constantly harass him. But like having him there, it's just like it's too

close to have played there. The problem is when you're not hanging out. Like because there's this. And he'll walk out. It's like, if you both know that you're there, not hang out, like Joel and I back in the old office used to live in neighboring apartment complexes, and already thought that was weird. So I'm like, I know Joel's not doing anything. I'm not doing anything. And we're not hanging out. And Joel and I never hang out. But there's still something about that that knowing it's so easy. And then you guys would just be like it would live directly above me. Holy crap.

That's where his apartment is. You'd hear the weights being dropped on the floor. Yeah, and just like the grunting and whatever the hell else he does in his apartment. Like I'm considering it. I like Blaine. You know, he's a good man, but I might have to move. The second reason I might have to move is I think my apartment's haunted. And I'm being serious.

I really think it's haunted. You believe in ghosts? Seriously, believe in ghosts. Well, I don't know. No, he really does believe in ghosts. Don't get into that right now. But the whole thing. The whole thing. We can all flex or just your unit.

I don't think it's just my unit. I think, okay, here's the thing. Here's where it's started. A few weeks ago, I was having like, plumbing issues or something in my condo. So they sent up the building guy. To build a ghost move. Yeah, to build a ghost.

But the building guy's like a million years old and he's been there since the 60s right. So anyway, I told him, I said, hey, you know, someone's in the next room when you come up, but I'm going to be gone. So if you hear like, you know, movement or something in my, you know, apartment, don't worry about it. There's someone here. And he's like, oh, don't I hear weird noises in this complex all the time. And I go, what go what does that mean he goes what do you think it means I was like are you saying this complex is haunted and he goes Well ears the thing yes and also when sometimes when I'm doing work I Feel hands on my shoulders

Shit and so anyway that crazy guy leaves and he fixed my plowing couple weeks later I'm sleeping bed and I wake up at like four in the morning or something like that and I hear this woman Just like on the phone and she's yelling just yelling her like I mean she's going horse basically She's screaming the phone and she's yelling at this insurance person because she's like why aren't you filled? You know giving me my policy weren't you giving me my money I can't you know I need to do this and this and this and I was like why is she doing this right now? I was like why is she doing this right now and so anyway She's yelling and then she starts like screaming more and then she hangs up she starts screaming and then she starts laughing

And then she starts screaming again and I'm like I'm about to go knock on her door and then this happens a couple nights Actually and so one night I actually do knock on her door, but she doesn't answer so I'm getting kind of like fed up with this right so I go to the apartment manager Downstairs, you know a few days later. I go hey is there something I do about my neighbor You know she keeps like screaming and like born the morning You know to some insurance adjuster whatever and the lady goes there's no one living And the lady goes there's no one living in the park. She's been dead for a total of years. I live on a corner unit and no one lives, that would be the only wall next to me

and there's no one living there. And so I said, what is that? And they're like, I don't know, get out of there. Or whatever. I'll tell you what that is. You get night tears. Shut up. That's not the deal.

My apartment's haunted. And you'll scream in the middle of the night and freak out and i was and then i'll and you know what do you do and do wait you need to be specific with that but you're sleeping in my house all the time so i mean what's happening? yeah like okay

i don't like that blame a member we're mean uh... air and we're living in uh... our friend's i can't her apartment that's all i think so uh... so he was um... he was in between or no, he was out of town for the summer, or for example. Zach was. And me and Aaron's both of our leases were over, but our new lease hadn't

started for another couple of weeks or months, so we were like this in between period where we moved all of our stuff into his empty apartment. So there into his living, we had three apartments worth of furniture and one apartment. And then we were both staying in his place, like until our lease started, our separate leases. Mm-hmm. And so that's whenever we were like sort of roommates for like a week or two.

And yeah, I remember one night, I just woke up because Aaron was screaming like a baby. Just like a baby. Yeah, and I woke you up and you're like It's just a ghost Well, here's the thing I always scream out grandma whenever I'm having nightmares I don't know why I never live with my grandma or anything, but I was what I told is I always wake up and go grandma And then I wake up like where the fuck am I? No, but it was good though because it's also your safe word. Yeah, yeah grandma grandma

No, but it was good though because it's also your safe word. Yeah, grandma grandma It worked out well though because he Zach lived in an apartment complex where it was like there's a big like three bedroom place But they rented out each room separately and he'd lived in this his place for a year with no other roommates And they started showing roommates while we were both living like mattresses on the wall and stuff and like and Zach actually warned us beforehand. Yeah, yeah. And so he's like, they're gonna start showing people. So we set up, Aaron's computer was set up in the living rooms.

We just, we put a... We constantly had porn playing on the monitor and just tissue paper in the like, in the living room. And lotion everywhere. And we had like clothes on the ceiling fan, like spinning and stuff. You're just trying to help Zach out? Yeah, so he keep his one bet you know one bedroom people would walk in with their parents and go

I think we've seen enough and they turn around and the realtor would just look at some be like the realtor Started calling exact thing. I don't know what your deals with all your furniture, but you need to move it out Yeah, because we can't lease this place. There are mattresses on the wall. There's lotion everywhere Feesies feces there wasn't feces at the time. Okay. So someone on Twitter got a, I got a response to them. Was this, Azure Angel 17 said, what does it say that my brain went

probably people boning after I hear weird things all the time? That's the same thing I think. When the maintenance man said, he hears weird things all the time. That, well that's what I thought too. But then you said, you said, you're gonna need to think what's, like is this place haunted? Well, that's what I thought too. But then you said, you said you're gonna need to think was, like is this place haunted?

Well, here's the face he made was like, yeah, I hear things all the time. It wasn't like I hear things. It was like ghosts. That's what it looked like. And I was like, that's what made me say ghosts instead of, oh, fucking, you know, like that's, he made that face. That goes, I don't care if it's all the time though.

Yeah, that makes sense. Well, you don't live in my apartment. And Blaine will hear ghosts once he moves in. He'll also hear grandma. Yeah, occasionally. Did I tell you about the ghosts I saw in Mexico? No. So I was staying, you know, went to my girlfriend's place,

our parents' place, and I was staying in her little brother's room. And I was, I don't believe in ghosts at all like But when I walked out of the closet There was a woman standing to my left and my like peripheral So then I turned and looked and then she was gone and I was like oh, that's really weird I don't think that was a ghost, but that was still pretty odd like I don't know what my brain was going on So then I tell my girlfriend about it and she's kind of freaked out and I was like, why is she's like,

our maid will not go into that room because she thinks she's haunted. And in my head is this like stereotypical like old Mexican woman who's like super, you know like superstitious about every maid? Yeah, that's awesome. That's nice. People have maids.

That's the only part. Sorry. How much just a shame. How much is a maid charge? So I figured like something like the whole family knew. And then on like the last day we were all kind of talking and I turned to her brother and I was like, oh hey, I saw a ghost in your room. And he didn't say anything. He was just looking at me and the entire family just slowly looked at me and gave me like

the worst look in the world and then like I kept hearing every day for the next two weeks about how he refused to sleep in there. They totally didn't tell him that because they didn't want to create the kind of problem that it was like I don't know it's by the family. That's a different. They're trying to protect him. They're putting him in a room with a ghost and not telling him. I don't know. It's by the family. That's a general. That's a trying to protect it. Yeah, they're trying to they're putting you in a room with a ghost and not telling him.

Well, maybe you know, like if they said, oh, there's a ghost in here, you'd automatically be, you know, they took their chances with you. They're like, maybe you won't see it. You know, what would you rather want? Yeah. It's all that there's a ghost in there or, you know, what are you going to do with a room that like it's a room? What are you going to do? Just retire it. You just got to mess it up. They took the they went with the root of Gozalore about it. It's probably your grandma. What which made it worse? Why why doesn't it go to the whole house? Yeah, that's bullshit next door like a shit ghost it haunts a studio condo

That's a room, but that's a home That's like the whole yeah, but some people just live in rooms. That's their home Right, but that person did not do everything there that person goes when they were alive or whatever I don't I don't even believe in I believe in it in a bathroom. It's like right there into the bathroom the kitchen They go throughout the whole home. They don't just stay in one but maybe something tragic happened in that room like She was on the phone with the insurance company and she died while she was talking the insurance agent And so that's where it's like she was on fire. I'm going to start going listen, I got a file that came right now.

I'm not going to believe you. Things are hot in here. I got to I got to file it. I mean, would you have a problem? I mean, it goes to fit. You know, they weren't an asshole. I don't think so. I don't have any.

But I don't believe in them. So you don't believe in ghosts. Then what the hell do you think you saw? I just I don't know something your brain's weird sometimes. But you know, especially like it would be different if I saw it in front of me, but it was just something that happened to the side and then sometimes your brain tries to make sense of what's going on and like projects something and you don't really know what it is. Like for instance, if someone would take like a colored pen and like put it through like next to the side of your head and the point of time You see it you don't know what the color is but right now. I see peach or whatever my skin color is because I know that's my finger

But you'll never get it right if someone has like a green pen You don't know it's green and they bring it up there, but you're bringing if it knows what it is Well immediately like project something but you saw a person like that's not That's what my brain like said is like a person maybe was a coat or Something flapping in the wind inside of No, it was just like empty space It's so peach. It's not yeah No, it's your finger

Does your do your fingers change colors? No, but it depends what you stick them in. Please do it on our tape every little call. See you later. It's a demo. You gotta walk off on that one. Yeah, wait, no, I have a story about this weekend. I was at a bar and the power went out in the entire east side of Austin. And so I was at hotel Vegas, they bands as a play. And I go to the bathroom and there's a line and stuff. And everyone's kind of like being awkward in the line. And I don't know how to explain how people are awkward

in the bathroom line, but it was just awkward. It looks something I can do. And then I get up to this urinal, and over to my left, is it dude getting a blowjob Why am I literally a little you know I was like I'm in the wrong line But no, I see it was like there was no stall it wasn't like there's a urinal with a door It was just like here's the sitting toilet and there was like a little wall, you know like a half wall Yeah, and there was just a guy getting a blow job

Was it a bathroom for men for two people on one person? They were two year olds and one toilet seat. Was it a guy or a girl or a guy? He was a guy and a girl. Oh, okay. Yeah, and but it was like you know because the lights were out There's only a candle in the bathroom. Yeah, but it was like Maybe it was a ghost blow job What is that? Why did he include it? He makes no sense.

Yeah. What's it? Did you give them a blow job? I don't know. I remember watching that movie as a kid and not just like, oh, okay. It goes. He saw it goes tonight.

And he's like, he definitely give you. And you're like, oh, shit. He's getting a ghost blow job. Yeah, he definitely gives the blow job face. Oh, he's getting right. Yeah, that can't be a good blow job Did you see that deleted scene and back to the future where Marty or I don't know 1955 doc finds all this porn that 1985 doc have put in a time machine What the shit through time he brought porn yeah

What that why maybe he wanted to be comfortable with women from his time like styles would change Different and other times like caveman porn. I just can't get into that Fucking you know drawings on a cave the boobs aren't like right You know disproportionate I was keeping drinking Everyone's malnourished Yeah, I'm gonna'm going to read this here. I want to remind everyone this episode of the Receive Podcast is brought to you by BrainTree. Code for easy online payments. If you're building a mobile app and searching for a simple

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Yeah, I like that's the feature. I still don't have an iPhone 6, but that's like the feature that really makes when the iPhone 6 is Apple Pay. I bet you're even using it. I don't, I've never even used it. I've known. That's too big.

It's funny though, because I keep my little key card in here, and every time I use my key card, my phone thinks it's Apple Pay. And I always say no, and I always think it gets disappointed. I thought this was it. I thought this was time. This is my purpose. Gus, you made things kind of weird for me

in my apartment complex. I've never been here apartment. Indirectly. So remember, you and I were super excited about our you and I were like super excited about our our lights like I'm still super excited about my lights. Yeah. Yeah, no, no, they're really awesome. They're LED Yeah, the LED lights are endless lights so fun cool And then I remember talking about like making jokes about like the red light districts and putting like red lights Of course everything and then you made this comment about how like where this is going

You use like you use the purple lights. Yeah, yeah during like sexy time. And I was like, it's a pretty, it's not called it sexy time during the power hour. The power hour. The power hour. What is that? Right, there's shit. Oh, that's it. During the power hour.

So I was like, that's kind of cool. So, you know, we went on a date, not Gus and I go for that. We went on a date, you know, it was really nice, dinner, came back, and I have my little preset now, Gus's power hour preset, put it on, everything went purple. And so, we've been drinking a lot. So, you know, we did, it was the power hour, and it was actually,

the power hour is my thing. Power five seconds the power hours my Time is your thing Brandon. Well, no like I was drinking Let's go there and then it's it it lasted like a hour It lasted a lot longer than it normally would you know drinking yeah, cuz I was drinking You know everything's just kind of like a cool chill. It's not like all right. I got things to do. There's whiskey hour Yeah, so it was like you know it was good just took a while so anyway power five minutes. No, it was like a power 45 minutes. Okay, wow I was like, oh good night. It's good good different So anyway like afterward just kind of chilling on the couch and you know We're not really doing anything

I'm just playing with like all the cool apps for the lights and the changing colors and all the sudden my phone says All right, Rocky. Let's go inside and I was like the hell was was that feature in this app and then I start hearing more noise Of people talking and then I think huh This apartment is on the second floor Overlooking a dog park and then I remember earlier in the day a kind of small stale So I had opened the living room window and then I realized the whole time we were having our power 45 minutes the window was open overlooking a

dog park that people occupy and the entire apartment was purple. He did talk here for a apartment. How is this my fault? I wonder where, because they wouldn't know when it was coming from. I told you, I was here. Even when just here, people would just hear, oh, even somebody's having sex somewhere. Somebody's getting laid. I wonder where it is.

Oh, maybe it's that apartment that I'm having purple. I even said at the time I told you this, that it's shown purple out through the window I made a joke that all my neighbors knew anytime that I was having sex so I warned you about this so you can I forgot the thing about a dog park is there's nothing to do but And I was like all right, let's not let's not worry about it I'm gonna go to like the furthest end of the dog park and you just talk to me through the window

And we'll see if I can hear you she's like can you hear me and I was like yeah and I wrote you hang out with like dog park the dog park click but they gossip non-stop so I don't for the record super awkward for Paula to go outside but they all do they know where she on they are purple one. They the pug there's a big pug girl. They all have sex There's no reason they should be judging you the dogs Okay, the dogs too. I'm sure yeah, there's no reason they should be judging you so you so no there's difference when you hear it It's it's not so much of their judging. It's just like the uncomfortableness of knowing it Well, they know exactly what I sound like and plus just like not everybody knows their name It's just like oh pug girl got laid last night.

And it's like, I don't know if they were there for the whole time. And if they were, they'd be, you know, they'd be like, oh, wow. You were a good, you were the hardest, I heard a minute of sex. I've ever heard, not that night. Forty five. And then we realized we were in the hotel Vegas bathroom. Yeah. So thanks for that, guys. So that is not my fault.

I refused. I would take responsibility if I felt like it was me. That was all you. Aside from that, no, the purple's pretty cool. Purple's good. Yeah. I thought you were going to say that she was upset that you're like sprung the purple color on her unexpected.

Purple color. Everyone look better and red. Like, that's why they have it. It looks natural. It's like lights. Yeah, I guess. Well, no, no, no, that's not what. What are you talking about, Chris? You see all the, yeah. I guess well, no, no, no, that's what are you talking about?

Chris you see all the yeah, blaine and Chris came over to watch a game of throwing some couple weeks ago And I was so excited to show them my lights because we talked about it so much They seemed interested and I was like hey guys check these out check these out And it's like they had planned it beforehand to just be like oh That's cool And I was just kind of sitting there and I was just kind of like you were trying to read oh And it was like completely defeated the purpose of having you guys over. To ruin your power out with the ruined it and I was just like,

you guys left Paula came over and she's just like, I'm sorry, your friends didn't like your toy. I didn't pick the song. I even picked a song to play so they would dance to it. The life of dance to it. I've seen those lights before. I told you I'd seen them before. I even picked a song to play so they would dance to it. The lights would dance to it. I've seen those lights before. I told you I'd seen them before. Plus, I've heard you say so much about them.

I don't think I'd be impressed. I'd be like, I don't give a shit. Yeah, no one did. Yeah. There's like a third party app that you can download. That's free, but then you can pay for certain light recipes or do you have them all. You bought them all?

Yeah, they call them light recipes. I just said that. I don't know what they call it. So I think they call it sets or something. But I refuse to buy any of them. I think they're cool. And they're like every weekend, they'll make a different one free. And they're like, oh cool, I use the free one this weekend.

Yeah, no, it's cool. It's like pastel and they just kind of like, you wouldn't even try like a paid one just to be like, I want to see how the other side lives with the light bulbs. I already paid so much for those fucking lights on that. And there's a free app like I'm going to use the free app. Have you seen the camera app? Basically it just connects to your camera on your phone and then it takes the lights take the colors of anything that your shiny camera at.

So I've seen that you can set that app to like match colors and pictures that you've taken Yeah, this it just turns on the light But then like if you're not careful all of a sudden if it gets too dark all the lights turn off and then you can't actually like There's nothing to illuminate you turn on the flash and it was like oh these flowers. Let's see what color these flowers are again No practical purpose. Yeah, but you know you got time to kill like during power You'd have your bare ass to see like it'd be like like a cream-colored light coming to your pale white or whatever. Oh, no, I don't want to try to show that off. You want to see some nipple brown?

Yeah. Nipple brown. Are they brown or pink, and? I took a guess. I'm guessing brown for you. I don't think it's- I don't know. Peach.

Peach, maybe. It's hard. We were doing our makeup earlier. And, you know, one of the things I realized is how hard it was probably for People to go from being in standard deaf television, you know about 10 years ago to you know the 1950s Along with newspapers, you know, we'll use to print you know pictures on Black and white like shitty paper. Yeah, and then you you realized too that I wrote well So you brought up a good point. You're like God for news and stuff that transition was so hard with makeup or whatever

I was like fuck news. What about porn? Yeah, like that brought a whole new level of makeup because all of a sudden You can see every single you know concealer theme of the deal. Yeah Yeah, and so we were wondering like hey, you you know, what color would an asshole be like? What shade is that? You know, like, well, no, I mean, I don't think you changed the color. You just like you know, what they call you not evening it out. You build a base, right foundation it Yeah, so you trying to even out all the Foundation, but you have an entire no, no, what you call the turn You have to imagine a makeup person on a porn set has entire palette that it corresponds to different like you know

Areas and it's like they have to have like this is well, you know like I don't know what color my butthole is Well, it's probably never like that. I've never looked at it. I'm too brown. Well Would you think that there's certain parts of your body you've never seen Have you literally never seen your but hole? What how am I gonna see my I don't know right now. Yeah, yeah, no wait for you and what like what in what context would I see my butt? Sometimes you see your butt. No, exactly If you're recording your power hour, right? No, no, no, no, no, I want to know my But when did you see your bottle if you're recording your power hour, right?

No, no, no, no, no, I want to know when you saw your butthole I don't know when I was a late younger. I was like oh no my butthole looks like I didn't put anything in it I was just curious No one said anything about putting things in your Butthole that I mean like you know projecting here. How did you look at your butthole? I don't want to go to the mechanics of it I was more flexible when I was that young We already know you put stuff in it

So just tell us so you bent over and looked at it? No, I don't remember this is a mirror involved That's bullshit. You can't you didn't bend over This is before camera. No, I can't bend over and look at it. There's a mirror Yeah, I didn't take a camera picture of it. So there's a mirror Yeah, there's a mirror involved So there's like a mirror there's like a stored image crack in the mirror where is this awful memory is a haunted mirror

asshole there was a lot of it if you're brushing your hair in front of the mirror you could smell a butt who here is behind you here in the room has never looked at their butt. Tyler has his hand down. Everyone calls his hand down. They're participating. Everywhere else.

No, let's hand down. I have to sit too long. We'll assume yes. I'm just saying. I don't know. It doesn't count then either, because your butt holes change color since then too. Like that I don't know.

Yeah, yeah. i would you know well i haven't seen my butt but i assume that uh... you know you said that pretty authoritatively use he's one of them he like you know i don't know about the book of the book of i mean girls either buttholes that right no why would they be getting when they're getting a whack

It's not like the barber where they're like does this is this fine for you like they they just you assume that they got everything It's not like well, but aren't you like flexible and you're like staring at the face looking to your own Buck, yeah, you can't look at that No, nothing you look into it, but you kind of see like edge, you know, it's like you know It's not like in it's like when you're driving up to the the saw rack and you kind of see it like on the edge You know, it's not when you're like looking into it There's you cannot approach. No way you can approach it by whole you can't look at your bottle Let's it's on purpose. Oh, yeah, let's have a camera or a mirror. Yes

But when they do the Brazilian wax aren't they in like crazy contortions thoughions though yeah but you still it's i think it's basically impossible for a person twitter if you can tweet us with hashtag our t-pot no pictures no picture saying isn't a crazy contortion no one can look at the but i'm saying when did that like that the brisillion wax they did like

picture in like grand play they like me you know what i'm saying from past podcasts where we have talked about this We have heard that that women do the butterfly pose as I believe what they called it Oh, yeah, and there's no way you can actually you don't look at your own but hole Okay, well, they don't you know how when you get a haircut and they bring up the mirror That's what you just said they're not gonna be like oh your cyber and on your but hold good like You know a little bit or you can't see it you're not and

they're not going to show it to you they might it's awkward enough oh I'm sure you pass like a point of awkwardness well I've been from what I heard from what I hear they make conversation with you I haven't gotten it uh-huh but I always hear like oh they make small shit chat with you and then they're like yeah yeah yeah that's funny. What do you do today? I guess you have to be like chatting during that. Well, it's like you get a shot.

It's not like you can just be on your phone the whole time, right? OK, getting away. To selfies. I'm saying they're not. They're not chat-tellers now. Little makeup for that. Speaking of cameras, I'm going to change the topic a little bit here as great as bubbles are.

The other day last week I saw Major Nelson tweeted that Amazon was having one of those gold box deals for those light-trowed cameras. Remember those? The light-trowed light-field cameras. It's like the little rectangle and you take a picture and then after the fact you can choose what to focus on when you're looking at the picture. What? Yeah, they were on sale on Amazon for like 40 bucks for one day. So I bought one for 40 bucks and I've been missing around with it. It's really weird.

The thing you don't realize when you get it is there's no easy way to look at the images unless you use their app or unless you use their viewer online because no program knows how to adjust the focus. But it's really, really weird. You got multiple different pictures. No, you just take one. Yeah. I don't know how it's like HDR. It's like HDR. When you take an HDR picture, it's technically taking more than one picture, but I guess it doesn't notice.

I guess it takes a ton of pictures, like a burst, like focusing on different things, and I guess you could fly through space. Well, what I'm saying is I don't know a ton of pictures, like a burst, at like focusing on different things, and I guess you could fly through space. Well, what I'm saying is, I don't know the mechanics of it, but based on depth of field, you'd have an infinite different kind of pictures because, depending on what your subject matter is, you could be focused on the background and not even see what's in the foreground,

and then if you focus on the foreground, you have a completely different picture. No, but like really, you know, if you have one thing, if we're just looking at my hand, you're either going to see my hand in focus or the background. If there's nothing else. No, but that's what I'm saying is like, if just the background was in focus, you just see this blurry, you know, cream color thing there.

And then if you focus on your hand, you'll have to picture of a hand. That's not a picture of the studio or whatever. Why is it with you and the buttholes? If you take a picture of your butthole, that's in focus. And if not, it's, you know, the waxer. I'm not going to show it, but you can, uh, that's one of the examples I put online. You can, like, click on different parts of the picture.

Whoa, that's really cool. That's what I'm saying. Is you get a different picture? Right, yeah, I don't, I don't think it's taking a bunch of pictures. Yeah, I don't think it's taking a bunch of pictures. Like, you're getting different end results. Right, yeah, I don't, I don't know what it does to the image when it captures it in order to do that. And we'll put an example up in the linked when it captures it in order to do that. We'll put an example in the link tab.

That's just on my personal website. I don't want to kill you. I don't know. You don't think it just takes a bunch of images, a different focus. I don't know. It's like weird things like how many images does it take to be enough? Like how what's the level of precision between the way to tell that is to set a picture, kind of maybe with something like this and to put a lot of things that you could focus on

in the plane in front of you. But with that, you're really just looking at a dog in the background, and I guess you have the fence. But if you would have just basically like dominoes, just like a line of dominoes going from the camera to the background, then you could see how many different planes it's focusing on, but the only possible way

you could do that is you're just taking a shit ton of pictures. Like your HDR mode on your phone works the same way. You don't realize it, but it's taking a bunch. What do you mean, it's just a bit of stress? It's so cool. He's looking at butts on your thing now. There's some others, a picture of a butt with me. I'm like, take it on my camera.

I have no idea. Could you imagine if they did it for video? I thought they kind of do. I thought red does something with adjustable. They also have an ACR. I don't know if we can get in the technical side, but basically it shoots different shutter speeds at once.

That was an example. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's really cool. Look at that. You can totally change the subject of your thing. The subject is the note in that and then it goes to, huh. Yeah, that's one of their examples. Yeah, what I would imagine's just really like blending in all

these different pictures the other weird thing is that that's really really like this example I showed you the images it takes are square I have no idea like why that's weird oh that's like oh I'm just like old five that you know I figured stock is called well Polaroids of that but I think Code of Code of Chrome film did that maybe I'm wrong but I thought it was more square than, you know, traditional like 5x7 or 4x6, whatever. But yeah. It's really cool. I'm only messed around with it very little, but it's, you know, I think the original price when they first came out was like 300 bucks or something, but I stopped for 40. I was like, oh yeah, I'll wait $40 on that. You people didn't have a demand for them. They're just like, I don't understand depth of field, I don't care. Whatever. I think the real killer is the

difficulty in sharing it. Oh yeah. Yeah, it's like, I mean, what where can you share? Like, I have a personal vanity domain that I'm able to like take the embed code and host it all. Like, if I didn't have that, would I direct people to their website? So they could see my photos? Like, I don't know, it's just I think they're either waiting to be acquired or waiting to become so popular that like Twitter and Facebook kind of like Adapts it so like you can use it like what was was it Instagram or vine that wasn't really well integrated in Twitter for a long time I know you used to get really angry about it was fine. It would take you out of yeah, yeah, so I think when something becomes popular enough And it's the same thing. I don't click actually it's it's both they fixed issue with wine because obviously Twitter owns wine

But with Instagram like Twitter You know Facebook acquired then so Twitter just stopped allowing The images to be embedded in the Twitter client so when I was using the Twitter client I had to click on it and it would take me out of the client I'm just not gonna be any of this shit, but if you use the third party stuff it works fine. Give me another beer Please So you're still pretty hard set on not getting an Apple watch no Have you gone to see them? I actually did I was up at the domain this past weekend and I was too should hung out

I ran in Emily oddly enough really yeah, I was there. Yeah, and I went to the domain We all should hung out Did you not see this before? No, that's awesome. So the cap now want to beer. Yeah, drink one. So, like, I walked over to the Apple store because... That's the best stuff.

I'm not really interested in the Apple watch. I got to push it on hard. Oh my god. So... Anybody else want to beer? Yeah, yeah. Let me try. How much was that?

So what if it's not a twist off? Like the fireman 4 over there. Are all those fireman 4 open? No. But they can be. I thought fireman 4 had a gold cap. Those look black. It's hard times.

I got to cut back. Anyway, so I was walking by the Apple store and I really don't care about the Apple watch But I knew that they had the new Macbooks in there and I wanted to go see what the new Macbooks look like They damn yeah, and they've got them and they're awesome like two pounds really really cool It's like oh, it's awesome and then like I see the Apple watch display behind me So like oh there they are and I like kind of just like look over look at them and look right away and employees like You want to try one answer? I was like I'm sorry. I don't I like ride away and employees like, do you want to try one on sir? I was like, no, I was like, I'm sorry, I don't, I like the MacBook, I don't care.

I was like, I don't care about that. Like, I don't care about that. Can I try on the MacBook? Yeah. But yeah, there was a lot of people in there like waiting and they were like, like, don't worry, your appointment's coming up soon. Like, people are going in there to try it on.

And I think if you were to like try to order one today, you wouldn't get it to like July. July, yeah. It's like, they're so far back ordered. I wanted to, I made an appointment to try him on and I was like, hey I want to try on that one. They're like, oh no, we don't have that one to try on. It's like, but I see it. I'm looking at it right there You have it in a case. Why you literally only have that one. This is the whole reason why I'm here like I'm sorry sir And I was like, alright, I guess I'll just go buy something else people are waiting until July

Then give a fuck if you if you're happy or not about that. Yeah. As I go into July rolls, I want supplies a little more, plentiful, then the war about it. For now, fuck it. Let me ask you about the new MacBook. So I think everybody was in a big hoopla

that it has one port. But is the philosophy is that Apple's trying to force everyone to go towards wireless technology and start eliminating like physical ports, kind of the same way they were on the DVD drive. A few years ago, even when DVDs were, you needed them. And ethernet ports.

And ethernet ports, yeah. So they've been more on cloud? Like, is that? Yeah, I think it's probably a combination of cloud and AC Wi-Fi, like AC Wi-Fi, which they started supporting about a year and a half ago. It goes up to a gigabit per second, which is basically now the new internet. I got kind of screwed because my laptop was stolen while we were shooting the gauntlet,

so I had to get a laptop that didn't have an ethernet port and didn't have AC Wi-Fi. Yeah, I know, I feel bad for me too. Yeah. Because we were like up, we were, we were, we were only sleeping like four or five hours a night. Yeah. And I was like, oh my. And you found out your laptop gets stolen. Yeah. That was a bummer. Good for you. Yeah, no, that's, that's cool.

Like, I mean, that's interesting. Like the idea of not having any cables. Like I got to admit, like that to me would be such a substantial moment in history. Yeah, like I think about when I use the USB ports on my current, I got a MacBook Air right now. And I think about when I use the USB ports on my current, I got a MacBook Air right now. And I think about when I use the USB ports on my MacBook Air. And 99% of the time I use a port is to plug in a USB cable to charge my iPhone. Oh, really? Yeah, like I don't really plug shit into my laptop, I guess. I guess I have a couple of external hard drives

that occasionally I may need to pull something from, but not really. Well, you need to back up your data like what? I mean, there's wireless from, but not really. Well, if you need to back up your data like, what would you, there's wireless time machines now. Okay. Yeah, and you even know about it. I got those for us. What are you even doing? I got those for us.

And you have no idea. They're in a place where you can't find them. I don't like that. I wanna know where they are right now. And they just work. The air plays, which has like changed my life forever, but, yeah, for me, it's just a bunch of hard drives that I use all the time but I guess I'm an atypical user yeah you are but yeah but it's like for backup you can use the wireless you know it then goes back to what you said about AC and even for

like displaying video if you have an Apple TV you can mirror your display there yeah you don't need to plug in a cord for it yeah and they're trying to eliminate even like music in movies like they don't even want you to download it You can play it from the cloud Which I would like them in the problem is like I'm gonna go to my laptop Like the cheapest option is 250 gigabyte hard drive 128 I think oh shit It's crazy because it's solid state and it's better technology. It's more reliable But the same time it's like no that's nothing we have that's no space

So I guess it makes sense that they continue to just do stuff to kind of get you away from that So I have a problem with this the streaming bullshit So like this it's great, right? You know if you've got reliable internet the worst Feeling in the world is when I'm on a plane and I'm like oh sweet. I'm a listen to that. I'll might download it Oh, fuck I Did you download it? It's like it now that I'm in airplane mode and there's no internet is like oh, it's not even here Yeah, but I bought something I can't use it because you don't own it No, you're in a license

Life is it yeah, but it's not yeah, it's not a record But I mean it's one thing to like buy something and buy default you don't own it like you have to get it It's another thing where the default setting maybe you can change it But like somehow the default setting became we're not even gonna send it to you. You got to come to us unless Unless it's a you two album and which Just keep putting you to album up the YouTube album on Aaron's phone. He's just like grandma He doesn't have a phone that can I bullshit I do I have a I don't know where it is. You have text messaging now, don't you?

Well, no, but I do have a smart phone that can play music, so I don't I don't need text messaging Listen, I was gonna go back to the music thing. It's like leasing me. It's like leasing a car or something It's like it's yours, thing it's like leasing you it's like leasing a car or something it's like it's yours but it's not yours like once you stop paying for it's like I'll take it back like that's the same with the music like you can't just it's your leasing music do you like the direction they're going or pushing people in I think so for the most part I'm a fan of it I'm yeah I enjoy it have you seen my desk and all the cables everywhere you are a nut yeah it's like I'm gonna die with cables.

Like I was so excited because I got wireless headphones but I realized there's a latency so I had to return them. And now that's just one cable. Like it's just, it's, remember that RT short that we did in season one, I think the one with you and Joel. Oh right, warning error. Warning error.

And like you guys were stuck in all those, that's my life, Gus. I, uh, I, that in hard drives. I'm gonna bitch about flying a little more. Um, the other week and last week and when I went to San Francisco, was it? No, it was before that when I went to L, whatever, I was on a trip. Doesn't matter.

Um, I get to the airport and I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna get on my flight. It was going to L.A. for the best day ever, extreme. Um, get on the plane, get ready to take off like, all right, I'm gonna put my headphones on, I'm gonna listen to some music that I downloaded, because I know, not that I knew that it was all in the cloud, I downloaded it all, put on my phone, like, it's gonna put some music on, get through this flight, gonna be an LA in three hours, open up my backpack, pull my headphones out, like, I don't know, my headphone case kind of light, open it up, no fucking headphones. Fuck. I was like, mother fucker, and I didn't buy a magazine like I had no backup plan like I'm already on the plane

I'm like well I've got three hours of staring at the fucking scene front of me. Yeah, and it's like were you furious at yourself? Yeah, I just keep like like berating yourself. I replayed the moment in my mind where I took them out of my bag And then my desk at home and I was just like for three hours It's like that moment over. And I was like, you fucking asshole past Gus. I'm putting my whole head back. Where they belong? Kinda sticking around putting my stuff back when I'm done with it. It was like, I could just see them sitting on my desk,

prompting me. It would be a big deal if you didn't, like you just like forgot about everything, but it's like to do 99% and like the 1% fucks everything up. I mean, it's like music. So you're talking about planes and wireless technology. Do you read Gus today about the guy, I think his name is Chris Roberts or something,

but he's like a, he works for one of those security firms that basically tries to find, you know, vulnerabilities and systems. And he was going to fly to this conference somewhere on United, you know, to talk about IT security or whatever. And he made some joke tweet because he was flying on one of those United Plans.

It's got all the wireless, like private wireless stuff. He's like, I wonder what I can get into on the plane. You know, you know, mixture, autopilot, turn on oxygen mask, and United, you know, denied him at the ticket counter and said, no, you can't fly with us because we saw this, you know, tweet. And so it's a big thing now, but people are saying no you know he he you discover security vulnerabilities and he wouldn't actually do that besides if you're still sure about your security united why wouldn't you just let him fly yeah and they're like what's not that we're not sure about our security it's just

we just can't let him fly so he actually hacked them no no he joked about it he he's hired by I mean I don't know his specifics since the names christian anything you want to plan as long as you say you're joking uh... for even got to the like you know before you got there but like apparently i mean that's what he's paid to do and he he made that joke off hand and they wouldn't let them on the get that because they you know did all that bullshit about not wanting to use your phone by saying it could interfere with the plane. So I think people associate somehow like you

know your cell phone or what you could do with it taking the plane down into the water. Well I thought they were talking about like radar and stuff when they were like yeah but that's the thing it's like somebody you could do something to jeopardize this like it's it he he quote unquote threatened them. Well he didn't threaten he's just like let's see what I can do is like yeah, haha I'll be on the flight. I'm you know, it's a fly by wire plane. I could probably do this You know and everyone knows he's in a security Consulate me out that he said flying by wire. I don't think he said what? I don't know because he understands that the plane isn't like hydraulic basic it's not like you understand that when they make you dangerous

you know what i'm not talking about like all this is playing i can hack into it the fact that he knows that this plane is controlled by a very common term that what no it's not like that is what fly by why by why i mean like it's like you're not physically controlling the plane with the stick it It's not like hydrolytes, using electrical signals. So the fact that he understands that it's electric, what is that?

What does that feel like he thinks it's vulnerable? Well, technically they are vulnerable or could be vulnerable. Sure. Yeah, so you could technically, you know, you're not going to find anywhere anytime soon. I don't know anything about it. I don't have text messaging. Didn't you listen earlier? I mean, if he was a guy who worked at like,

you know, Hydraulics Plant, you said something. This is full of fluid. Yeah, I would. He freaked out too. But anyway, I mean, that did bring up an interesting when I was reading. I was like, what if some 14 year old kid

who's smarter than all of us is just like, you're flying on, you know, you're flying to Denver or wherever and he's just like, I'm bored, I've got my earphone your phone my earbuds i'm gonna get into the god damn fuel system and you know turn things off that's scary to me it's not that's even worse than a rogue pilot like a thirteen-year-old hacking your plane yeah that's embarrassing too on the plane too what yeah but so is the rogue pilot yes so that's what you wouldn't think about that you'd be like yeah i'm just

gonna i'm just gonna put the plane down and then they don't think they're on this. I think they're on this. Yeah. Microsoft Flight Simulator. Yeah. So, would you be scared then? I've done that before.

Why not that? But I've bust out my laptop and pretended I was flying the plane with a flight simulator. I thought the plane had a mom. Would that scare you if I like busted out the controls? No, that would scare me the controls no, I would be like that guy has it together I'd be like every ladies and gentlemen if there is a crisis this man is the one to go to Doing a fight simulator with little stick and stuff. I'd get worried I was like what is he planning? Well, you'd have to time it perfectly where you you kind of do the takeoff and you kind of know the movements and then you kind of look at the person and go like that's how you get someone no it's kind of like you know

in a football game like I'm going to take it down like the backup quarterback who's warming up on the sidelines that's what you're doing wait what? We're like like in the the relief pictures out and the bullpen. Yeah, the bullpen. Yeah, it's pilot sleevey We gotta let's let's warm Gus up Yeah, no, I would I would be I would be all for that. Yeah, yeah, I I I fairly frequently have I don't want to call them nightmares because they're not like scary. I have dreams about being in plane crashes. Not nightmares because things are going wrong, but I'm never scared in my dream.

I guess it's like a side effect of watching so many air disasters. But I had one the other day where I was flying in a plane with no windows. I don't know why I was like it was like I was in a living room But I knew I was on a plane now sit next to Brian beam for some reason. I don't you can say me. I got excited and Whatever Consciously you want to hang out and included we so like I this in this plane with no windows like there's turbulence and I can feel like the plane starting to roll and I'm like oh I need to put my seat belt on so I put like the three-point seat belt on yeah and uh wait like the yeah

It's like a car seat belt, right? It's like got the shoulder and everything like I wouldn't be safe and and we crash and everything and I survived and I'm getting out of the wreckage and like the rescue crews are coming and You know some some people survived. I remember I got into like a Buster's I guess the rescue crew came with a bus to take evacuate all the survivors for some reason and I was like sitting next to The Korean couple from lost. Oh my god Yeah, I was like can you believe that playing We looked out this time I'm gonna be on the show. I hope I'm never in a plane crash. I hope I'm never on that show. See, I've dreamed like that.

It's my moment. I never get scared or in terror. It's just confronted with the fact that I'm going to die. Like, I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going on that show. See, I've dreams. It's my moment. I never get scared or in terror.

It's just confronted with the fact that I'm going to die. Like in my dream, I have to force myself to accept that fact. Yeah, that's exactly the best thing. That itself is terrifying because you have to realize it. So at some point, you came to terms with dying, even if it's, you know, on this, I don't know, not a subconscious level, whatever dreams are

semi-conscious level on conscious super conscious super conscious bullshit There's this now I believe it yeah, no, but that's terrifying like that's that's absolutely terrifying And like that's what's scary to me is like being in a position and even in real life where you're like Yep in a minute. I've got no way out of this This is this is no good for Brandon on Saturday. I had a dream that like, yep, in a minute, I've got no way out of this. This is no good for Brandon. On Saturday, I had a dream that John Reisinger booked Al Pacino for on the spot.

And he was like, I've got Al Pacino, but I'm gonna tell him he's, I told him he's the host, but I'm actually gonna prank him. And the host is actually gonna be me. So then Al Pacino shows up and is like super pissed off because he thinks he's the host and then so then he storms off And I was like you had one shot without patina I got so mad at John I was like you had Al Pacino on your show did you we kind of mad at him when you came in a work Did your dream emotions kind of talk to him since then oh?

That's do ever get mad at him when you came to work? Did your dream emotions? I haven't talked to him since then. Oh, does that's to ever get mad at you in real life after a dream? Yeah, Paul it is. Hey, come to like, yeah, I didn't do that. I know you're mad at me and in your dream I did sing but that's not the worst. We've someone gets mad at you for something and you're like, I didn't do that. It's like, yeah, but you would have if you'd been in the string. It's like, no, it was a dream. It was your projection. No, I mean, I would say, yeah, but you would have if you'd been in the street. But it's like, no, it was a dream. It was your projection. No, I mean, I would say, yeah, maybe. I didn't possibly, I could have.

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I was gonna say, let's go now. Pop-up. Yeah, you're right. It's like, what do you call it? All of this thought that goes into it. Yeah, I mean, you associate branding with all these other products and names and stuff. But it's like food flavors and home depot paint colors. Are the weirdest things. And it pops to them because they like thousands of colors that all have their unique name and every time I see one. I'm like, yeah, I can see that color You have like 20 shades of white. Yeah, and you're like, oh, okay, well that one's C foam, you know, this one's egg shell

That's a texture whatever, but you know, you get the idea. It's like right all of these feel right for the color It is yeah, and how often do these feel right for the color it is. Yeah. And how often do they update those? Oh, never. I don't know. Have they paid like some guy or girl, you know, 30 or 40 years ago, like some absorbent amount of money and just like sit in a room for three weeks and come up with these. And you get really high out of pain. They don't have to, I guess.

I don't know. Oh, and I just, I guess they don't know. I just updated like pop culture reference. There are, are I think words that come in and out of fashion. Oh, that's true Okay, yeah, like this like for example C foam C foam super hip was wrong with C foam and it might have gone out of fashion For like like think about you know when the mid 80s people worried about oil slicks or oil spills Yeah, like maybe people aren't as happy about C foam at that time. Oh, they doesn't have a positive connotation. Right. I'm gonna say like X on black or something. I was thinking of the hurricane Katrina one. When you saw that. Yeah,

it was a shade of green. That was weird. Yeah. Um, do you think if you were applying for that company and you like worked at a crayon box company you'd have like a step up You'd be like look at all these look at all these colors that I name because I want to see that stuff a little bit interview conversation Like listen, you may have been top dog at crayola But let me tell you what we do with Sherwin Williams Yes, sir, yes, sir, but crayola colors definitely Well, I don't say never but they almost almost never change. Like they only have a hundred grand box. Right, like 128, I think it's the most they do. And like, I feel like for the most part, those colors have been set.

I think like the one thing that's changed was they renamed flesh, because that was so recent. Yeah, because they were like, well, we don't know what it is in the peripheral. It could be, it could be a pain. It could be like a weird chain of flesh. It could be like a weird chain of flesh. Like everybody, like everyone's together. Yeah, yeah, I guess, I guess guess as long as your audience or your clients

are just constantly getting older and younger again, people you don't have to change. It's a good model. Yeah, but I still think that there's not necessarily pop culture but things that you fall in and out of fashion. Yeah, especially when you want people to invest because like there's a lot of different companies. So, so Gus, you yelled at me a while ago. And I, you might be right, I might have been right.

I'm probably right. So, I got haircut this morning. Oh, looks good. Yeah, it's okay. I had a haircut. How would you do that? Well, you know, I was saying before how when I get a haircut, I don't like, you know, I went so many years of my life making up conversations to have with people.

I don't like it. I just like sitting there on my phone, just doing my own thing. Rude. And I got the perfect person to cut my hair because she didn't talk to the cat. She was on her phone. She didn't talk to the person whose hair she cut before me. And I was like, this is awesome. So I sat down and we're just totally quiet doing our own thing.

She got my hair and there's like a guy next to me who's going to his haircut by this guy who's pretty cool and they're having a pretty awesome conversation and talking about like in all these movies and TV shows. I'm kind of like, yeah, that's a cool conversation. I can understand that. And then my phone died and I was like, fuck. Because I had nothing to occupy my attention anymore I could it you're like touching a dead screen. I could in start a conversation with her after we ignore each other So I was like can I join their conversation?

Like would that be weird? And like I was talking about like guys like I'm going on to Galveston with my family this weekend I was like oh yeah, I wasn't used to them. I want to galveston It's pretty nice. It's pretty cool and they're kind of just like said yeah, and it was like this awkward pause and then like so anyway And you tried to jump into yeah, you can't talk to other people I have been there for like the only way you can talk other people who are getting a haircut as if the hair cutters are talking already. Oh, you cannot be the person who like, if I would have sat down and it happened, but it

was like I had already established this dynamic. You knew your phone was low. Yeah, you knew your phone was dying. I wasn't paying attention. I could just see you like cross talking and then your your barber's like, yeah, I went to Galveston to you like this doesn't consider Lawrence like Brandon's like turning to try to talk at a bartender or the

Grab his head and like turns it back or just a diagonal That's your front Oh, I mean I never know how the again this might be just me being overly self-conscious But I never know what position to hold my head in just me being overly self-conscious, but I never know what position to hold my head in. When the bar is in the back. And they get mad when you're like, they're like, no, this way.

I feel invariably my head, I do this, I'm looking down, somehow this makes it easier for them. And they're always like, I always, so I took my posture from when I was a kid, throughout my haircuts, so I always when I was so I took my posture from when I was a kid you know Throughout my haircuts, so I always would sit up really straight But after like 11 or 12 I didn't need to do that anymore But I still do it and they still like shove my shoulders down in the seat and every time I forget because I think I'm 12 years old Sitting to get my haircut and they you know have to correct me. You get your haircut us alone

I'm thinking about doing because so there's a particular place in town. What are you saying? It's very well put together. No, that was sarcasm. No, it wasn't sarcasm. What? You do have a good haircut. No, I need a haircut right now. It's generally very, very old together. You got a good hair. Is everyone being sarcasm? No, no. No, no. I would imagine a compliment. Thank you. I would imagine you go to like City Hall or a train station and have your boots like shine No, I do do that, but that's not okay. We're talking about haircuts. No, I'm saying so I think I'm gonna have to start going to a salon Because there's a place in town that we all know that I'm not gonna mention right now that for the last five times a

Rose fucked up my hair like it's just like it's they get me in and out in like five minutes and you would think that be great But that's not enough time for a haircut So after this last time is like no, I'm, I'm going to go to a salon or whatever. And I started looking at prices. $50 for a haircut. What? $40 for a haircut. Where the fuck are you looking?

It's lines. Now I know women have to pay much more than men for the hair and stuff like that. But part of the perk of being, well, there are many perks, unfortunately. But of being a man, as you get a seven dollar haircut and it works but it doesn't have to work i paid for a haircut a long and i believe it now uh...

christ christ gets his haircut with coupons no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no The last three haircuts I got were from Ligiting. Oh, yeah, that's how it gets it. That's, and somehow I had a head. Those are free for you, but those are expensive for the company. No, no, I actually, because we were doing a pick up, because I have a, you know, a small part in the movie, and we were doing pickups on this weekend, and I was like, oh, I need to get my haircut, and I was like, should I, I asked?

I was like, should I go get my haircut tonight? Or is there going to be someone there? Like, oh, no, no, you should just show up and then they'll take care of it. I'm like, okay, let me give you the other side of the storm. The other side of the story, four weeks ago, Chris is like, I should get my haircut. And then we start hearing that we have to do pick up. And he's like, I could just wait till the shoot. And it was a month that went by and his hair start like I was like a basket or

something on his head like a bird had come into his head and gone like this and just move around the hair that's what his hair look like and he waited that was not that was it was pre-meditated I know I because I was I was literally going to go get a haircut and then I was like, I had to ask because I was like, well, I'm sure you didn't have to ask. You know, it's funny. It's a good, you're a fucking psycho. Yeah, I'm a detective.

You've been doing the shorts for like, you know, five years. It seems like a fucking attorney. I mean, no, it's a great, five years. So it's like to look at that and then to the shorts in the last five years where it's like, oh, hey guys You know I shaved my head since we like shot, you know a few days ago and seen and it's just like us. I'm like Oh, yeah Fuck is like no one's paying attention to that stuff. Yeah, we were so bad at that. We did what was I was one of the

Immersions where all the emergence were like all over I had a bushy beard and they were like out there in the field filming pickups And I'm like, oh hey, I just realized I shaved this morning and I think I had a beard when we filmed Brand is like It might have been trials immersion No, no, I think it was earlier, but whatever it doesn't matter so then it's like then you know The makeup people have to come with mascara and like try to paint a beard on me And it looks fine. Yeah, like you put the video out and not one fucking comment about it I can't believe they rubbed mascara on my face and nobody's making a comment about this

Was it say about your beard? It's like It looks like mascara. It's like nobody pays attention. It's like yeah, it's black. It's like yep splash color No, you're gonna do it later. You're gonna try it. I believe. I'm still being called back. So did you guys see that ESPN? I don't know if she's just like a reporter for them or just an on camera personality. She got her tart or her car toad and she went to pick it up in the middle of the night. And I guess she was cranky or whatever, but like she completely laid in to the woman working at the to truck place let me honest people who work at to truck places are typically very, they have a very bad attitude towards you

when you come to get your car. I have never had an experience. I've had my car towed many times. I've had people have stuff stolen from their car. Oh yeah. I remember. She didn't have her stuff stolen. She's kind of parking. Speaking of handicapped parking. I remember she didn't have her stuff stolen. She's speaking of

handicapped parking. I remember one time, uh, Zach and Brad's, uh, their van got towed. Oh yeah. So they parked in a handicapped spot, but it was at an apartment complex and apparently you needed a handicapped sticker and a parking permit for that complex. Oh, and it's like what? So they got their van their handicap van toad. Oh my god. And then I remember Brad who's Zack's brother showed he like showed up at the The well they gave they were giving shit about it. They're like we don't what you have a handicap sticker sure sure You do blah blah blah. He goes to the van grab Zach out and like brings them to the to the counter goes look and he puts it down the

and Zach is like on the ground like this and braggos look at him look at him and they're like they're like clearly he's handicapped I was parked in the handicapped spot clearly like sir you just you just did this they still made him pay though. No, no, no, they gave it they gave it I thought they got him should they got like yeah, I love they still made it okay What's what what a what a what happening? You know to tell trick place like what kind of like Fucking dick so I've only had my car to Twice since I've lived in Austin. Yeah, I'm sure for sure. The first time I parked, it was my fault.

I thought I had a great parking spot downtown. I didn't see the no parking sign. Is it no parking after like 10 p.m.? Right, right, right. And my fault, I admit it, whatever. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna be a responsible adult. I'm gonna pay for this. I go to pay for it and they're like,

yep, they make you wait forever, they charge you like whatever, $300 or $350. You know, they bring your car on it's obvious, like, they, I don't know why I say they fucked with it, but they weren't careful when they towed it. Like, it's like slightly scratched up and maybe like a couple of small dance, like, oh, fuck, like, I paid you $350 to treat my car like this.

Yeah. It's just like, it's just shitty. The other time, I'm squawcing over that one. The other time my car got towed was actually a hell of a lot more inconvenient. I was parked downtown, I used to have a parking spot. When I, before I was seated, I used to have work downtown, so I had a parking spot down there.

And I'd gone out with some friends of mine looking at Friday night and I got a little too drunk, so I was like, I'm not gonna drive my car home with you, a cab. To a cab home, Saturday morning with friends, like, you wanna go to Houston? I'm going, I was like, yeah, I'll go with you. Give me a ride.

So we drive down to Houston, whatever, come back. Sunday morning, I'm like, all right, I need to go pick up my car from the garage that I left it in Friday night. Sunday morning, go down, my car's not there. Fuck. And I'm like, my car was stolen. No, that's my first thought. It's like, my car had to have been stolen, my car. Park my car here, and. Fuck. And I'm like, my car was stolen. No, that's my first thought.

Is that my car had to have been stolen, my car. Park my car here, and this is my spot. I parked here for work, I should be able to park here. So I called the police, I'm like, yeah, I think my car was stolen, I parked at the garage and it's just not here, and that's from my life's plate. And they're like, oh no, no, your car's got broken into. And I was like, what?

Like, yeah, and we couldn't contact you, so got broken into him. And I was like, what? Like, yeah, and we couldn't contact you so we towed it. And I was like, what? So then, like, I'm like, what do you mean? They're like, yeah, someone smashed the window on your car and they stole your radio. And since we couldn't contact you, they didn't even like, we didn't want to leave your card just there with the window broken. So we towed it. It's at this lot.

You can go pay them. And I was like, are you, did they tell you like that they didn't like kind of break it like do they say sir are you sitting down no no like oh yeah you're your car got broken into it got told that's the parking garage it's like you know that's a no truck people well that was the police telling me this so it's like I go down to the to get my shit and it's just there, you know, it's just in the lot. And they were, they were actually not that bad. They're still assholes, but I mean.

You put like, and that's the joy. But I still had to pay. It's like, oh cool, someone broke into my car. Yeah. The stole all my CDs stole my stereo and I'm paying you $350 for taking my car. Yeah, it's, you totally fucked. It's like, you feel, you're just like,

I just, someone just bent me over and just like, I'm sorry, you have AIDS. So we went ahead and gave you cancer or maybe it's the opposite I don't know either way that's a quite a leap for A lot like a bad multiple bad things happening and then yeah yeah You're gonna take care of it. You need me to help you with my opener No, what are you doing? You're gonna break it every it. You need me to help you with my opener? No, what are you doing? You're gonna spill it everywhere. You're gonna break a bottle. Thank you. Oh, that was kind of cool, actually.

I don't know. I think it's just like the circumstance of people, like it sucks to get your car code. And like you go, and like one time, I was like, oh, I've been towed by this car company before. So like I had my, this, this friend who I knew through another friend, it was just a casual acquaintance, drive me to the tow truck place which had moved.

Oh, they did that. Yeah, yeah. You know the one I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had, and then you're just like, um, so sorry, and it's like, they have to take you to the new place. They can't take you, you know, it's just the situation. So you're like, there's a cross-town.

Yeah, they knew the cross-town. So I did you get mad at the situation, but I can't imagine that reporter, what was her name? I don't remember. Starting with a B.I. thing. From the S.P.M. Bridget. Yeah, I can't imagine like, I can't imagine it was the people who were meaner.

She was just mad at the situation. And it's funny, because TMZ claims that ESPN personalities and crew are talking to them behind the scenes. And they hope she gets fired Because and like even her high school acquaintances think she's kind of a bitch. Yeah, so I want to dress something here on Twitter real fast Red bent is saying to let Aaron finish the Zach story, but you finish the Zach story, right? What are the which which Zach story? I assume they mean the one with the the van getting toad Yeah, I've finished that. They just dumped them in front of them.

Yeah, they just... Yeah, it's not a make sure. It could be, I don't know if I started another one. We stayed at his apartment. Because then we went on there, we went on a ramp from Toadwing. Yeah. And the SPN thing. Yeah.

What I will say about, and if there's some other X-Story, please tell me on Twitter, I don't have my phone, so I'm not... Two to Gus, I guess. But what I was going say about the Tony thing is like a chicken egg thing with, so you already have I write customers, you automatically assume as someone working at that toe place that you're gonna have a shit head come in.

And so you immediately like bristle and you're like, oh, you're on the defensive always. And then the people are shitty towards you, even though you're just working there, and that makes you an asshole, and then they become more an asshole. So that's the devil's advocate thing. That being said, she was such a shithead in that video. It was like that's just on call for it. The to the to person I think actually says, hey, I'm going to I'll put up this video or something like

yeah. And so she was like, yeah, she kind of when she went, she definitely went in with a bad attitude. Right. I'm on the news and she went to the LST that could work here. It's like, come on. Why are you taking it on this one person? You should take it out on the industry as a whole, or shitheads, not that particular person. Yeah, and people can be assholes. Like there were those guys on the internet

who got their charcoed cartoed. What are you talking about? I don't know, they got their charcoed on them. And they basically got $ hundred dollars in pennies and they didn't understand they don't understand the law and because i think they just saw an episode of thirty rock and thought that if they brought pennies to a business the pennies the the company is legally required to accept

that is currency and they're not right and it's like stuff like that where people go into you know to truck places and they're just assholes about it that I do think, you know, they get kind of defenses. I'm not going to go into a long thing about it, but I had to go to the DMV recently. Was your tar code? My tar was code. And, uh, you know, I could be having some kind of stroke. I think it is.

That's the dream. Yeah. Uh, but I went in and I've noticed the DMV has changed something where like their front desk person, they employed the nicest person they possibly can. I've seen people yell at these people and they're so nice and great. It's the people you actually have to deal with once you get into there, that are shitty. But they also have a puppy under desk.

And that would work for me. Yeah, a little pug. Yeah, but anyway, I'll say like the DMV, knowing how bad they were, or you know, were perceived to be, they totally did like countermeasures for that Yeah, so the time do you have to I mean like no they don't get they've got you by the bus. They don't have to see right like yeah, it's like fuck. It's what are you gonna do not drive? Yeah, what are you gonna not register your car get it get it Code somewhere

Yeah, but they have done that I feel it. I can feel that they've done that. It's not just some coincidence. It's like a clear. This is how you handle and I rate customer kind of thing, but yeah, I I had to go in to get my drugs. I just renewed, I don't know, a year, year and a half ago or so. And I don't know what I was thinking because And I don't know what I was thinking because the more like I knew it was like it was coming up I was like all right woke up that morning. I was like today's the day gonna go to the DMV gonna go gonna take a shower Get dressed first you gonna do first thing in the morning. I'm gonna go straight to the DMV and Give my license for need so I'm in the shower. I'm showering. I'm like I'm gonna give myself crazy facial hair today I forgot that I'm going to the view. It's like I cut my facial hair like all weird like I don't know like I cut my I gave myself a reverse headlamp where like I just Cut all of this behind everything else. I mean like I go to and I forget right?

I go yeah, that looks stupid. I go to the DMV and then like I take my picture and everything and then they like all right They like they show you the proof like the temporary one like here's your picture and like they slide it to me and it's upside down and I'm looking at it like that's not me then I flip it around right side up and I'm like no that's definitely not me I'm here in my head I'm like now there's like some Chinese dude I'm like did I agree to hand you back I'm like now see why I like I see a flash of my name I'm like oh fuck like that is me that's totally me oh Oh my god. So I have like the worst You have it and for like another seven years Yeah, I'll take you out of black out some stuff and but yeah, please don't show it to the camera

You it doesn't really look that bad, but you can see that it's like You look like you're my chin For wild wild west. Oh my god. You look like a like a high Asian guy. Yeah. It's so it's so you get mistaken sometimes for Korean, right? Yeah, I get mistaken for just about everything I think. I think people project whatever they want me to be and that's what I am. I can relate to that. Yeah. So you guys sent me to Australia and New Zealand a few years ago. It was totally awesome. I was super excited, but I didn't have a passport. So I had to like rush process it. So there's really like not a lot of time to get anything worked out. And I don't know where it got messed up, whether it was at, you know,

like Kinko's or wherever I got the picture taken or the passport place, but somehow my picture came out where I looked like completely orange like snooki Orange like pumpkin orange so every time I take it out and I show somebody There's always like this double take and it's just like I always have to like acknowledge it like yeah I know I look like when you go to bars sometimes I go to bars because like I forget my I lose my driver's license all the time And then I find it again, so but like when go travel, because it just looks like giant pumpkin man or like disease skin disease boy.

Do you remember where did you get your photo taken? It was probably FedEx office. I may have a relevant story to this, believe it or not, like Adelaide. Kinko's now FedEx office. After my wife and I got married, you know, she changed her last name. She took my name, thank you, Esther. And- She knows what's gonna do that for me.

And so as a result, she had to get a new passport. Because the passport she had to have her maiden name. So we went through one of the hardest days of our marriage where she insisted that she wanted to take the picture herself. Oh, wow. So it's like we just like picture after picture, kept taking it finally. Finally, we had a picture that she liked and she she wanted to get for her passport So, you know we print it out. I've got like a home printer. It's like all right. We know they put specs online

It's like you just have to have a photo. That's the size and everything and we print it out. You know, it's like perfect great It's a great photo Send it off to them. We get the passport back in the mail and like you said It's orange and it's stretched and the only thing I can think is that like that home that whatever that cheap paper you print on it, whenever they like you apply the heat to it in the passport it like burns it a little bit to turn it orange and then like kind of melts it so it just like stretches out and you look at it you're like what the fuck is that bitch like there's no way that's right.

She like goes over the passport person and they're like giving There's no way that's right. She goes up to the passport person and they're like giving her a double take and she's like, they're like, oh, okay, I see. So I was trying to think if I get another one, do I need to like just go in a Photoshop and make myself blue? Like, is that gonna like counteract it and I'll come out looking normal?

I think it really depends on, you know, wherever you get it done. Like maybe at Kinko's or whatever, they use that same kind of like home photo paper. Like my most recent passport I went to, the photo center at a Walgreens, because they actually do film developing there. And that was fine.

That one worked great. They took my pictures and I sent it off the passport and it came back, like that was the photo. I sent them. It looked fine. So it survived the process. So go to a place that actually has like a film development Yeah, yeah, yeah place in in the back and get your photo taken there Have you seen these photos online? I think it's still happening right now of Kylie Jenner. I guess she's one of the The Kardashian sisters or something or I

think so. Anyway, there's some challenge of people trying to get full lips on Twitter right now and like because they're speculation right that she got some sort of Botox or something got fuller lips. So all these people are putting their lips inside of like like shot glasses and and also there. Oh, we oh my god. They're having horrible results and it's called the the Kylie Jenner challenge, I think that's what the hashtag is and they're that's not even the worst like People are getting so what are they doing? They're like sucking all the air out and creating a vacuum with their lips so that it like yeah Yeah, so it Chris is gonna oh Chris

It's on a great for audio. Listeners. Thank you. It really hard. Are they trying to do it to mock her? It was only no I don't know what they're trying to do with it I hope that's permanent it pulls all the blood into your lips and it makes them swell to it Yeah, that's what Chris is gonna look like keep doing it Chris keep doing it and so anyway And it also can make a ring around your mouth. That's like purple now you gotta keep doing how long do you have to do it for as long as i say and so anyway all these people are doing it now all his

and uh... look how full is lips are now though and i do it longer yeah do it longer but anyway it's like tons of people are doing it right now and ten's a ten's a teenager so not people yet well yeah i mean but i think there are some young adults doing it that just want that because both talks is expensive

i want to last uh... probably for a while i keep doing a christmas have you seen the guy who spent like fifty thousand dollars on plastic surgery to look like uh... king cardation what yeah it's a guy like he's got an like injections in all these places and i don't know of like this to be honest honest is the boobs in the butt skin something pulls or whatever so I think you can Google it you can find a picture of him but he looks like a monster what did he get like ass implants no I don't think it showed her ass so he is saying it's pretty accurate yeah I don't think he saw her at that picture

that broke the internet that is that picture doesn't it I look at it doesn't make sense to me like I look at him this is not what I don't understand Chris is good about to explode Oh Chris You're drooling again and you didn't do it hard I'm so glad we have Chris knew you have to Pants well, it's on your you have to go Like you want to look like that and you're not looking like oh, that's the guy. That's the guy. Yeah He's like that permanent. So you mean bald Kim Kardashian, but I bet he wears a way as a wig

But it's like the I don't know if he drew those eyebrows on and yeah, I think you know the makeup on or the lipstick and then Whatever he put in his lips It looks like just bacon fat that he put in his lip. I mean, if he wants to spend his credit card debt on that, you know, on power two. Yeah, all right. I mean, honestly, it makes you happy. Honestly, you're right. I mean, I like, I make a face, but if he's happy with that,

fuck it. Yeah. Why? Why? Why the judge? Who cares? Who the fuck cares? Bravo guy.

I'm glad. I'm glad you're spending your money on something you enjoy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to have a house. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. I just look back here and there's something I enjoy. Yeah. Yeah. So, I have a house. Thank you. You can turn me on. I just look back here and there's something I got in package I got today.

I wanted to show off. Keep going. So, I got this package I didn't know who it was from. And I opened it up and it was just like all covered in black tissue paper. And like facing out, it just was this little sign. It said, if I was your intern, you would always have alums for your corona. I was like, the fuck is this? And then I took it off and there's like a little basket. I should move that person's info.

This little person put all these fake limes in here and they wrote, what I'm close up is, but I'm not. So these these aren't real And it's like an application for an internship here at Ruestu T That's like that's pretty cool. It's pretty clever. Yeah. Yeah. I Want the lines look good your fate. You're not doing it hard. Wait. You did kind of do it. It's a little bit Yeah, a little more. Oh, sorry Tyler. Can we get an extreme close up? How much can you zoom in on that camera? Oh Chris our Chris Chris your lips are looking fuller these days Voluptuous no more more. I don't know if you can't I don't know if we have Chris This is my Kylie challenge gender challenge to you really suck on that thing

I mean like really create a vacuum That you know what you need to do. I'm already getting pretty puffy. Chris, you need to do it with this mug. But you pour your drool into the beer. Chris, do it with this mug. Maybe. So that was one of the cooler things you got. It was a really clever way to submit this.

But I felt bad because, well, two reasons. One, I don't hire interns. Like that's not the process. You know, there is a process. If you care about it, I think you go to Ruchee.com slash careers. You can see, you know, the full process. Will actually be posting internships stuff this week too. The other thing I felt bad about was that, I don't like Corona.

It's Bernie who likes Corona. Oh! Oh! Oh! No, but no, but thank you. It was really right. We, you know, I showed it to Brandon. And it was like, it was, I can't just like we went

and looked at the person to the website. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it's like, it kind of helped show a different side, you know, of that person, which I thought was pretty cool. Ever, you know, we definitely get a lot of intern applications and job applications. And I got to say, people were like sharks in chummed water after Ray announced he was leaving. Yeah. Because I got so many fucking emails asking to be raised replacement. I was like, I don't even, I don't even vote.

Like, a Chima Hunter's over there. Like, you can talk to the public. I guess you're the guy who looks the closest to him. I don't know. It's like, I can take raised plays like, hey, hey, hey, hey, I gotta, I have no, no, no, no saying that, man. But people, it's kind of like you mourn for a second

and all of a sudden it's like, I can do it. It was like when, you know, you drop meat into the Amazon river. Yeah, fucking piranhas. Just like a frothing everywhere. I remember this guy coming to one of my classes who was a writer for Sanford and Son. You know the uh, The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the older guy, the older actor on the show. Yeah, he died while

they were shooting yeah and somebody asked him like how long did it take or at what point after he died were you like holy crap i'm out of the job and the writer is just like uh... about when he hit the ground they were a few season you move it was it wasn't uh... san francons that he died while doing no he died later on another TV show He uh and he like his catch thing like his joke always especially during Sanford song was he would pretend like he's having a heart attack Like we see you and coming to come to be with you and I think some people thought that when you actually had his heart attack That maybe he was faking doing his bit again. Oh no man. I'll see if I can look it up. But yeah, here it is.

Sam vs. was definitely over by the time he died. Yeah, yeah, I forgot that Chris. Is there my camera working? Do we have this on the Apple TV? Oh, no. I cannot see on Apple TV. Oh, that's sexy. Look how sexy that is. Give a little smoochy for the camera. They're pretty stuff. Chris, turn to your left a little bit. Oh yeah. Yeah.

You do look better. Chris Demarice, challenge accepted. Challenge completed. Challenge completed. You should wipe the gel off your face, though. Puffy. Look at your fresh new haircut from laser team. You got new lips. You got some tan going. So you're a new man. He died during a break from rehearsals for the Royal family

in October and 91. Yeah. No, that's, well, that makes more sense. It's got to be creepy to work on like a TV show and have someone like Paso Ansecs in John Ritter also like Paso Adina. Was it on set? I think so. I don't know if it was on set. It was definitely like either just after filming or something like that during a was it eight easy rules and rules?

Yeah, it was like simple rules. It was like rotating my team. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's pretty, yeah, that's pretty right. It's hard writing wise too. I mean, not, you know, that's the last thing. They were doing rehearsals for eight simple rules. Yeah. Um, then when he, when he died, if you're a staff writer, you're just like, we got to come up with a new story. Well, that show continued. Well, it continued like going off of that. And then they did they changed the title by

that. They changed it to just eight simple rules. Yeah, eight simple rules. The writers just like well, maybe if we can make him a time lord, we'll just have him regenerate. Yeah. Yeah, it had a 76 episodes. It went yeah, he, I guess he died while rehearsing during season two and they only they actually only went three seasons. So I guess I have another season. Yeah, they had to give them a other season. Yeah, they probably they probably they probably didn't finish filming season two if he I remember the episode where he like they actually died in the show. I never saw that show. I think it was kind of how

he did too. It was very sudden, right? Or something like that. That's how they wrote it. But yeah, we of this. Chris' lips. It's a more of a topic. Sorry. Do you feel OK? Does it feel like you've done permanent damage to your face? I don't think so. I didn't think anything is an improvement.

Do you watch the Star Wars feeling? Yeah, I'm glad you brought it up. I mean, to talk about that. It was really cool. Jeff came into my office and was excited to talk to me about it. And we were like having this great conversation. And I was like, oh, thanks, Jeff.

He's like, yeah, Gus was on the phone. So that's why I came in here. Oh, is that why you came by? Yeah. You came in and I was like, and he walked out. Yeah. Oh, man, it sucks. So they've released that initial teaser back in November

or whatever it was. And there was a new trailer that came out, I guess, late last week. And I don't know if it's a weird thing to say or if it's like I'm a jaded asshole, but it's weird being genuinely excited about something and not being like jaded or cynical about it. Like I can't remember the last time, like I was genuinely like, oh yeah.

I'm like, like, childish. Barb, just texted me. Barb just texted me, don't do it, Chris, you can burst the blood vessels in the lips. Oh god. Too late, Barb, you don't want to get bamboozled or like fooled again, right do it, Chris, you can burst the blood vessels in your lips. Too late, Barbara. You don't want to get bamboozled or like fooled again, right? Yeah, right, right.

But that's awesome, that's childish wonder, man. Yeah, and I'm super, super excited about it. The thing they did that the other, you know, the last run of Star Wars movies did in is their trailers, you have no idea what's going on. Every single shot is completely out of contact. It's a teaser, though. No, I mean, this was like... This was a legit trailer.

Yeah, so it's like they don't give you a chance to judge the material. They're just like, look at this cool image. Look at it. Darth Vader's helmet. All fried. That's cool. Now look at this cool thing. So it's smart on their hand, but at the same time you have no idea what the movie is about. Yeah. Which is fine, but it's just, they've constructed something that prevents you from judging it. Yeah, and I mean, there's a lot of really interesting stuff. I think one of the other things I was, I was most, I don't know how to say it.

One of the things I was most interested in was during the celebration event where they really slushed information. They brought out that ball droid, the BB-8. It was like, holy shit. That thing's real. Yeah Like it looks like it would be a computer-generated effect. It's like they built a practical. Yeah, that's really cool It came out on stage and rolled around like what? I don't want to go. How did they make that? That's what Star Wars should be. Yeah, practical stuff with you know Some assisted by you know, they're gonna

I think to a lot of the that's good because that feet that's part of that feel That's probably part of your your child's excitement where you're like and shooting on film again after the last or the two movies Are they actually shooting on film the two movies before we're shooting like 70 millimeter or something or like? I hope so I hope so I mean that would be how amazing would that be like I'm not a star We're saying by any means, but that would be amazing. I feel like you can tell that That's JJ Abrams making that movie because when I saw that trailer. I was like this is lost Oh, they're sorry. Yeah, BB8 like this trailer reminds me of lost so much because all it does is introduce so many questions Like you watched that trailer and there's like 20 different questions about what you could do

That's really cool. Yeah, it's fucking cool. It's really cool. Oh, it's really cool But you see what I'm saying it's like this like oh who's look talking about oh who's this person? So it's like people are excited when there's mysteries you just once you introduce 20 different mysteries You better have a good way to answer it or else you're gonna run into lost seasons. I don't know some of five through six I liked lost so I did you no no no no hey I was happy with ending of law I don't like what people bitch about I wasn't So I was also happy when we talk about this later Something that also you said when you end up with lost seasons five and six. I like the lost season five

I did to the reaction The reaction that you get from people playing about lost no no I love lost I'm not playing about it. I agreed with I love finale no get off But I know I'm finally I'm not watching at a certain point because I was like I don't know what I don't know what they're going I don't know what they're doing with this. I just kind of don't care anymore I love that my whole thing was like people are always gonna be disappointed with the fuck I love I will not I also like the announcement they had about the the other like standalone movie that they're making I feel it was called like a

rebels forces or something like that I did see that yeah where it's about like the spies stealing the plans for the original death star yeah that's just it's a like a paper right yeah they say it's gonna be a lot more ambiguous like a lot more of a gray area type movie feature length yeah it's like a paper. Right. It's like, they say it's gonna be a lot more ambiguous. Like a lot more of a gray area type movie. Is it a feature length? Yeah, it's like a standalone, not part of a, you know, a trilogy or whatever. Seven, they're not.

Yeah, we're really. Like a standalone universe movie. Well, it's trying to like, they're taking the extended universe, the idea of an extended universe and now making movies out of it. Right. And like, it's okay to have something that exists. Like, you use to have novels.

Now we can just have movies. Right. And don't worry about it. Don't compare it to this. Yeah, it doesn't have to have, that exists, like you used to have novels, now we can just have movies. And don't worry about it, don't compare it to this. Yeah, it doesn't have to have any of your main pillar people. Yeah, it's like when you... Because they use the word universe specifically because the universe is so expansive. It's like in video games, like when you play an MMO, like you might encounter one of your pinnacle characters,

but the story's not necessarily about the stories about what you're creating on the side and all these other like smaller missions And what's going on in the background? Yeah, so it makes me it makes me really excited I saw like a teaser for online that was kind of leaked and I was like, hmm. Did you see the Man superman? I was gonna get to that one But you see the Jurassic World one that came out I don't know how I feel about that. I feel pretty good about it, mostly. To me, it's gonna feel okay.

It's kind of like Michael Bayish where they're like, we got dinosaurs. We made a more dinosaur. Yeah, that's what I was, can't be about the trailer that already came out. It was like DNA, we messed with their DNA. Probably not good. Well, it's like dinosaurs are already pretty dangerous. And it's like, no we met with their DNA, probably not good. Well, it's like, dinosaurs are already pretty dangerous. And it's like, no, no, no, they're not dangerous enough. I think it's like in the state.

I feel like they kind of exclaimed that in the trailer, or it's that, but it's like, well, what's going on with this trailer? Do we have it up? Can we just kind of sprung it on? We sprung it on them. We sprung it on them. I felt the complete opposite.

So you're talking about like your child, like, a wonderment with a starwarsing. I felt the complete opposite with that Jurassic World trailer because I remember like the first Jurassic Park and was like Holy shit, this is you know, I mean I don't have to go over it, but that was amazing, right? Yeah, this I was like Did you watch the other Jurassic movies? Yeah, I did I did oh, so maybe that's why it's like I don't have the Disappointment I only saw the original Jurassic Park when was the last time you saw it Like two weeks ago, okay, but you don't see it. You don't feel a difference May I guess you wouldn't if you hadn't seen the other one

Yeah, I get more and more like twos. You're like Dressport to you like and three you're just like like this. I mean knowing let me ask you this though So you may not feel that but do you think you know eight year old? I don't know little marquee if you have one running around who watches this Jurassic Park movie is going to feel like you do. I mean it might just be a thing where you were young and a kid and it was cool. It's going to be wonderment but it's not going to be the same feeling of like I've never seen this on a screen before like a dinosaur on screen that's not some animatic, you know, or So I think it's like kids have seen CGI. This is the first example of like a dinosaur represented. It's like Mario 64 or something. It's like, oh, there's never been 3D. Like weren't those dinosaurs supposed to have feathers though?

Yeah, but there's a time. There's a concept, you know, whatever stuff art. But like, yeah, it's they'll have wonderment, but it won't be the be the same thing won't be like a discovery because they felt that and adults felt that too Yeah, I think Park was fucking crazy when it came out like how good it's good It's a whole lot because it's a mix practical and visual Like they're like oh here will they use there's a dude who was like in a raptor outfit I was just like and they had a t-racks that was on you know it was mechanical and doing all that more than it had the lyrics to the Jurassic Park theme no always looked up holy shit it's a dinosaur oh my god what the fuck I can't see where we're we're we're over time

as a couple of things I want to mention before we go the first of all we have our t-shirts up here. We have a shirt from, we have an Achima Hunter shirt and a shirt from the Drawful Let's Play. My Koala writing a novel is not on that shirt. John's standing right over there with the fuck, dude. I'm looking right at you. Where's my Koala writing a novel?

They voted on that one. They voted on that one. No. Disappointing, John. Disappointed. You all chose wrong. My Koala writing a novel was destined to be on a shirt I guess is we don't have that you can buy this shitty shirt instead

Jocelyn the file We also have the wise 30 figures available for preorder right now just just is it just a sponsor? I believe it's open to everyone at this point. It's not by the time the spot cast comes out. It'll be open everyone leave it's open to everyone at this point. It's not by the time the spot cast comes out, it'll be open to everyone. And then before we go, one more thing, last thing, I wanna talk about this Batman vs Superman,

teaser that came out. So this is a movie that's not coming out for 11 months. Why the fuck are they releasing a teaser already? I don't know, I think like, they think it's probably gonna get traction because Avengers 2 is coming out and Star Wars just released a trailer So people are more likely to kind of talk about it than if it came out and you know random time. I would wait Star Wars

Yeah, the trailer a year before it they did But it's fucking Star Wars. Yeah, but this is Batman. Yeah, I mean Batman is like it's a big star Wars. I agree with that. It's not the same thing I would wait until it's a giant franchise like to lie, but they can release a trailer. I'm sure they might have one. Yeah, who knows. It just seems weird timing to me. And you know, it leaked on Friday or whenever Thursday, I don't know. And I guess it was like a shaky shitty version.

I didn't watch it because I didn't want to have it ruined. Like I didn't want to watch like a shitty version of a trailer. And then Zack Snyder went ahead and tweeted it. And it was fun, it was weird because he tweeted a Twitter video of the trailer, like it wasn't like a YouTube link. So it's like, oh, I have to watch the trailer on YouTube. I'm sorry, on Twitter and I don't think it's like an HD version.

It was like, yeah, it was like a weird thing. Like he's trying to help people who are pirating it or something. Yeah, I don't, okay. I'll watch it this way. So I wasn't a fan of the way it was at least. But I think it looks interesting. I don't think the teaser was the best thing in the world. I mean, like I said, it's really far away.

I don't know what they had that they could have shown. I really, you know, I'm not a comic book guy. I'd never read comic books. I like the idea. And I'm really eager to see what comes of it. Yeah, I thought it was a cool trailer because they know it's almost like it's destined to fail in a lot of circumstances because of Nolan's trilogy was so popular and like, I'm probably with Affleck, but they're definitely doing something different. I especially with the way they handle Batman.

And doesn't he look like the Batman from the animated series? Like, Affleck in the costume. And like the voice he was using, it's like everybody wants to make fun of it it's like well you're either gonna make fun of it or you're gonna say he's copying everyone made fun of the country bill yeah yeah that's true so I mean I don't know it was cool I love Batman Batman's my favorite superhero so they're making a movie I'm all for it so I'm curious to see like they released some teaser images where it's like you know Superman with like the Batman logo over his eyes

and then the other one, the Batman with the Superman logo. So is there going to be like an opposite teaser or it's like Superman casting Batman as the bad guy? Oh, that's cool, the perspective. Right, like, like, so I don't think about that until they released the two different images. So it's like, is this going to be like an ambiguous storyline where you're not sure who you should be cheering for? That would be interesting for. Now that you say that, the teaser felt like it was like a Batman world thing. It was like propaganda. Because if it was like a Superman thing, it would have been like, well, on the daily planet reports, that Batman is in the air.

But also it was from the 50s. Yeah. These paper boys. Yeah, that's a really cool opinion. And I guess that's a way to one way to make the versus aspect of it, not seem lame. But yeah. Sorry Chris, you're saying? Oh, I don't know.

It would be interesting because Clark can, Superman works for the daily plan, which is like one news media outlet, but you would think that way in enterprises would have almost like a repert murder. Yeah, murder, so they would have all the daily plan. Yeah, it was like, where is the media in front? Batman's got Fox News, Superman's got New York Times. Right. Yeah, and's like, you know, where is the media in front of us? Batman's got Fox News, Superman's got like New York Times.

Right. Yeah. And as Clark can't have to torpedo some stories in order to protect Bruce Wayne. Right. Cool stuff there. Yeah, I could see some some entry happening there. You know, the best thing for Superman is he's probably going to get some Batman villains, which is good. Oh, Superman villains.

Yeah. Oh, you're right. Yeah. They have any good ones. I don't know who it will. I mean, they have Jesse Eisenberg's Lex Luce, which we were upset about, but I thought. I think that's a good idea Yeah, he can only take nitrile anyway because he's weird. Yeah

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