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Hello everyone welcome to the RISTIF podcast hello internet brought to you by pro flowers and Sherry's berries
Maybe look get to them. There they are.
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This week's podcast we have Gus.
Kerry.
Barbara.
Jack and Gus.
And Kerry once more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good to see you again.
Welcome back, Kerry.
It's been a while.
You've been on the podcast recently,
but I wasn't on the podcast.
Yeah.
Welcome back, Kerry. Oh, yeah. Were were you gone for a little bit welcome back Jack?
About a month or two since I've been off the pot I've been on the
Two or three weeks ago. It wasn't only two or three weeks ago. Yeah, there was a big gap before that one
So I think I've just got off at something maybe we just worked
I was assuming like because like before two weeks ago. I wasn't on for like a year
What it was a long time. I wasn't on for like a year What?
It was a long time. I don't know how to show it. I'm a y'all a cool shit. I know
He's probably doing you a favor. Yeah, there you go
That's what like I cried myself to sleep at night. I'm like he was doing you a favor sure
Yeah, I had asked you I have asked you in miles several times
I don't know if I've ever been out of podcasts you You carry. Yes, you have. I do. Absolutely.
Like maybe ages ago, it must have been a long time ago.
I mean, in this building, in this set.
Really?
Yes.
When?
I don't know.
I'm sure.
Was the one with you, me and you, me, Miles and maybe Gus.
Oh, no, no, no.
I remember.
This was when I had to do the podcast one time and I picked you, me, carry, Miles and I
think John was the fifth person.
Oh, yeah.
It's like a five person podcast. Yeah, it's like a five person pocket. It's okay.
It's weird.
In the shot with Barbara, the flowers are in focus.
Yeah.
In the shot and carry, the flowers are out of focus.
Hey, the beautiful.
No one's sending me flowers.
It's because I'm the advertising.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So how you been Gus, anything interesting going on in the world of Gus right now the wonderful
World of color of Gus. I really like socks. Thanks. Sorry red and blue
I'm an event you're gonna. That shocks me that Gus would be upset about something. I'm a little warm over here
I didn't know what that was so this morning. You know, let's not you know
There's like a big storm number. Yeah, but when I am woke me up and walk me up and everything that shit. So I woke up and the
You know the lighting and thunder was going off and so I was like, oh, I'm just using my phone
And we see internet my phone for a bit like browsing the internet using check and Twitter and stuff and
Eventually the storm passes and I put my phone down. Yeah, whatever go back to sleep wake up next day and
Whatever go go back to sleep wake up next day and as usual again morning routine Hey check your Twitter check your email and it's working fine
Sometime between nine and ten I get like a notification that I'm at work at this point
I get a notification that my phone can't talk to like some of the connected apps. I have at home
Okay, I was like, oh, that's weird and then my wife, you know text me. Oh our internet's down at home like oh
Okay, that's bizarre. That's odd a call time Warner Warner. And they're like, okay, this is time Warner.
Yeah, there's an outage in the area.
You know, we'll take care of it.
Then, you know, eventually they call me back later.
And they're like, all right,
I'll just resolve the internet still not working.
That's weird.
So I go home, you know, reboot everything, still not working.
I call them.
And they're like, yeah, we can't communicate with their mode
and we can't communicate with our DVR, everything in my
house related to them is just down.
I'm like, okay, well, and they're and they say, we have to send a technician out.
I think, okay, great, when's it going to be here?
Send it.
They say, he'll be there Wednesday at 9 a.m.
What the fuck?
And I was like, that seems about right.
Are you serious?
And they're like, yeah, this is probably, it is Monday.
It's like, it's like 10 a.m.
Yeah, so basically, I'll be there in 48 hours.
Like, you tell me, I have no service
of you. Everything's down to be 48 hours. Like, yeah, you're
on our priority list. That's the priority list. I was like,
all right, whatever. So I got side, I can watch I can
entire season 24 in that time.
To. Yeah.
So that, you know, I used to work at the, at the
post-op me with Bernie and Jeff and those guys. So,
I'm like, I know this shit. I'm gonna go outside. You
don't know the whole shit.
Right.
So I go outside and I realize what happened.
Someone had unplugged my cable.
There's a Watson back there.
Oh, just on the couch, all right.
So I unplugged my cable from the pole.
What is it?
And then curled it up and left it like by where I parked my car.
I was like, oh, here's a problem.
So I called Ty Moore and I'm like,
oh, I found the problem.
It was like, my cable's just unplugged. You literally just need
to send someone out here with a ladder and then go and plug it back in. That's it. I know
what the problem is. It'll take them like five minutes. So they said, all right, we'll be
there in 20 minutes. No, they said, all right, cool. We'll be the Thursday at 9 a.m.
And I said, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? I said, the last
guy said Wednesday. They're like, oh, no, he was wrong. We won't be there till Thursday like you tell me I have to wait 72 hours. Latters are tough to find in Austin
I know what the problem is I told you what it is like yeah
Well, you're in the priority less like yeah, I know I'm on the priority
Let's yeah, if you weren't on the priority list, we couldn't be out there till May 7th
Are you fucking kidding me? I was like I could I said I could call a
Are you fucking kidding me? I was like I
Too I said I could call a competitor and get brand new service installed before you can come out and fix it and they were like yeah
Sweet you can do a bitch. Okay, so he's getting a service right yeah, well then
So I was pissed off and I was like I was trying to price out like
Comparative service at other providers locally so like I log into my time Warner account on the website
and I'm, because I want to see how much I pay.
Yeah.
And I can see my appointment there.
And it's just like reschedule appointment.
I thought, all right, I'll click on that
and see what happens Tuesday, 8 a.m.
I rescheduled my own appointment from Thursday to Tuesday.
And so they couldn't do that.
They couldn't do on the fucking phone over two phone calls.
Wow.
So hopefully now the guy shows up tomorrow at 8 a.m.
and fixes it. Question marks. So Google now the guy shows up tomorrow at 8 a.m. And fixes it
Question marks. So Google fiber right? Yeah, Google fiber
I got thank it's a shame Comcast didn't acquire oh jeez
That would probably save all of our pal in this you know ship them like minimal great
One thing that bugs me about that conversation is you're renting a modem that kind of shocks me
I figure of all of all people you would own your own modem. I used to own my own modem
Like 50 bucks and they charge like eight dollars a month. I had wait what? Yeah, you can buy you can own your own modem. I used to own my own modem. Like 50 bucks and they charge like $8 a month. I had, wait what?
Yeah, you can buy a cable modem.
I don't know part of the surface.
No, you're renting a modem.
I had, I used to own my own modem,
but I started having problems with it.
Like sometimes my service would just drop out
and their excuse was always like,
well that's not our modem, we can't do anything about it.
So like, ah fuck it.
I just want a modem that doesn't have a router built into it.
Yeah, I disabled the router, I disabled everything. anything about it. I just want to mode him that doesn't have a router built into it Yeah, I just able the router I just able everything I just separate every time I restart it it comes back
Yeah, and I can't do my log me in for my PSP. Oh, yeah, we talked about yeah, I helped you with that
So anyway, go online and buy it by your own modem care. It's like you need one between like 50 and 90 bucks
And it's I mean it'll pay itself off in like six to eight months basically., but I think it's the same thing. I think it's the same thing, but I think it's the same thing.
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I think it's the same thing, but I think it's the same thing. I think it's the same thing, but I think it's the same thing. I think it's the same thing, but I think it's got like built in a Wi-Fi that works for 30 seconds when you booted up and then just stops working
They charge you 499 or 599 a month for it. Nice. God damn. Yeah
Right. Is that what you were lunch today? No, I was I was
Helping my wife out. She had her wisdom teeth extracted over the weekend. Yeah, and she was on a spaceship
wisdom teeth extracted over the weekend. Yeah. And she was on a spaceship. Uh, she, uh, she's, she's, uh, she's still recovering from wisdom teeth
extraction. It's so weird. I recovered from my wisdom teeth being taken out
within the day. Like some people say how they had to have like apple
sauce or ice cream for weeks or something. I had steak that night. What? Yeah. Wow.
I have some type of alien mouth apparently. Ladies. Well now, so you were with me when I got my wisdom to you pick me up from or you took me home from the dentist
I brought you in and take you home. Yeah, yeah, cuz you're not allowed to drive say drug you up on all this stuff
Yeah, and I remember coming out of it and like being fine like very quickly you have no idea how disappointed
I was I had my camera out ready to go I know even there's like a guy next to us who was like he thought he was in a race car
Yeah, and it was like I wish I was doing just like
You need to be able to get real quick like you just make me like I don't know
I mean I came out like apparently so I texted Katie when I was still under like what like what after they woke me up
I texted her apparently and then by the time I got to the recovery room
I was fine and I was sitting there like we have to stay here for like 20 or 30 minutes or whatever
I was like the gas or the intravenous?
I get intravenous.
Okay.
And so and that was pretty cool when they put it in he was like oh you're like okay everything's oh I'm a little drunk right?
Yeah because I got the gas and apparently you don't get that.
Did you pass out from that?
What do you mean?
Like from the intravenous thing?
I think they don't touch you out.
Or I don't knock out.
I don't think it knocks you out.
I wouldn't like a twilight state.
Yeah I think it just you your brain stops writing
If I need to lift We're so scary. I would pay money to be able to just like at any point go in the twilight state
That's it was awesome. I mean I didn't worry about it. There's there's money that could buy you that care
Yeah, probably
Not like mushrooms or
Probably any type of
Can you buy like I know people abuse pharmaceuticals like people abuse painkiller since yeah, how do you get it on that right?
How do you get it? I'm like I
That's why I like shit. Yeah, there's like a nurse
You even got a cool name to like I mean can you buy me a little equipment like if I were we'll I'm sure you could somehow
Like if I wanted to buy it in my own
I
If I had two million dollars could I just go buy an MRI?
You don't need some type of license I am
Yeah, could I afford somebody like operate it for me?
Is there a black market like someone to go to medical school? Yeah, seriously?
They just put it in just like I stopped caring about things. It's just like oh, they're jamming stuff in my teeth
That's cool. Whatever. So you were conscious like you saw all time
That's so weird, but do you remember it? Yeah, well no different thing though
They can they can drug you up where you're conscious or they can knock you out at least they gave me that option
Oh, they didn't give me an option. Yeah, they could drug you up for your conscious, and you don't remember like that
I mean adventure. Yeah, where I got my endoscopy. Yeah
They that's what I had like I was awake and talking no, yeah, no memory of it. Yeah, I had to like sessions
Because they took out one and took a thirst of three. Yeah, this is the whole thing
We've talked about this draining boogies all that
But the first time they just did the needle and I was This is the whole thing we've talked about about this draining bogeys all that.
But the first time they just did the needle
and I was awake for the whole thing
and it wore off at the end.
And then the second time they did the Twilight State
and I was just awake the whole time.
I remember it all.
And you just saw them poking around in your mouth?
Yep.
I would hate that.
I could even feel like it all my cheeks and stuff.
I couldn't feel like the pain.
That's terrifying.
Yeah, no thing.
I was completely out for mine.
But the thing is that's the thing.
Because of the Twilight State, I didn't even shit. I thought it was cool. Like I thought it was cool. You're on a spaceship. Yeah, no thing. I was completely out for mine. But the thing is that's the thing like because of the Twilight say I need a shit
I thought it was cool like I was cool. You're on a spaceship. Yeah, I was like a tooth spaceship. Yeah
I remember it all is weird man
Yeah, and then you said something about the pizza that that woman ordered. I assume was that was at mod pizza
Yeah, so I was I
You know my wife was gonna be able to eat because she was getting her her teeth extracted
And so I felt guilty and I didn't want to eat food in front of her. So I went out to Yamad Pizza next door and I got a pizza there.
The woman in front of me ordered the most fucking disgusting pizza
I've ever heard of in my life.
I couldn't believe it.
How we talked about with mod pizzas?
So mod pizzas like the Chipotle of pizza, where you go through
and you just said they give you like, you know, your dough
and then you say what you want on it and they put it on and then bake it.
And there's always the same price. So it's pretty cool. It's just down the street from us
I don't know if anyone's talked about it for but apparently there's a few in the country
I've only there once can you just go and just get like hey put four pounds of steak on it and then just like scrape it off
I don't think you can do that
Yeah
I like the Tyler's good. Yeah, I only have the mad dog mad dog
I got a cheese pizza there
Because I'm living on the edge
Of glory. So the woman in front of me. I'm in a very ordered the most disgusting pizza I've ever seen
I'm gonna see if I can remember what it was it was it had a pesto sauce
Mmm, no cheese. No, no cheese. No, it was um
green beans, asparagus, mushrooms, lemon with the rind. They have that there. Yeah, and then Russian sorority or something like they had
a little dish of like pepper, a black pepper and she like reached over the sneeze
guard. It was like are those chia seeds? Can I get the chia seeds?
And like, no, that's peppers.
Like, oh, you don't have any chia seeds, do you?
So who the fuck is it?
Like, what the fuck is a chia seed?
I was like, what's a chia seed?
That's what you mean.
That's what you mean, basically put the paste on there and put the chia seeds on.
Yeah.
It's the hair.
Yeah, it's delicious.
See, that pizza actually sounds pretty good to me.
No.
No.
I like all those ingredients.
But no cheese on a pizza? That's like, yeah, that's blasphemy. Yeah, it's just sounds pretty good to me. No. I like all those ingredients. But no cheese on a pizza?
That's like, yeah, that's blasphemy.
Yeah, it's just using dough as a glue.
It's using dough as a delivery method to your mouth.
So that was absolutely disgusting.
I can't.
I cannot abide that, Barbara.
You can never order that pizza.
I promise I won't.
Can we call that the barbell next time?
Let's go to Mod Pizza tomorrow, Gus. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, They make the swear pizzas right? That was a big sir. A $5 pizza. It's a good pizza.
That's all I'm saying.
Or a bacon crust pizza.
Yeah.
Are you pro or anti Mr. Gatties?
I do not like Mr. Gatties.
You do not like Mr. Gatties.
You do not like Mr. Gatties?
I love Mr. Gatties.
I like the experience.
I don't like the pizza.
That's like going to like, what's the experience?
Yeah, exactly.
I've only had Mr. Gatties when it was delivered.
So what's the Mr. Gatties experience?
Well, they have like, yeah, Gatties lands like a buffet
and then they have like arcade games. Oh, so is it like C, getty. Lens like a buffet and then they have like arcade game.
Oh, so is it like C.C's?
It's like a cool.
C.C's is basically like a trash dump you walk into.
No, I know.
It's like the Dave and I just like see things.
It's like you're saying.
My parents used to go to Florida every winter for vacation.
And there was a lot of places.
I know, well, you know, it was cold and that place was warm.
I guess.
And there was a C.C's pizza that my parents love to take us because every,
for the only reason of you walking and everyone goes,
hey, welcome to CC's.
And I love that because no one greets you at a restaurant.
I'm gonna start doing everything I see walking.
Hey, welcome to RT.
It'd be nice of like really fancy restaurants are doing that.
Hey, welcome to the
Roost Chris. Come on in.
Have a seat.
Yeah, I'm the Pally.
Please.
There's a one.
Speaking of which, no, Terry saved me earlier today. I did.
Well, we can't really talk, well, I can just talk about it. We don't talk about specific
stuff.
Yeah.
We have a code, didn't she?
Yeah, I forgot the code to the bathroom.
There's a hint to the code that makes it make sense. Oh, really? Yeah.
I just memorized the code. makes it makes sense. Oh really? Yeah, I just memorized the code for digits
Yeah, no it's five. Oh
But yeah, it's like one of the things where I got there
I realized I I tried a couple of times and if you get the code wrong like it times you out
And try again, I tried like three times. I was like fuck it. I don't need to go
I'll just go later. Why didn't you walk across to the bungalow? That's so far. Yeah, I guess I could have gone into sound check as well
Just like I was so defeated
Reimbarious you like logged out and walked
Which number were you gonna make?
Okay, I don't think you'd walk away from it's easy. No, I run to it. You waddle away
I'm groundhog in it
Groundhog and that's it. Call it. It's not what it's a there's a movie where they say that. I was like a
turtle head. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. So many to help me out. What movie that was.
It's like a little kid that yells at. Right. Yes. Thank you. I love that.
You're all much younger than me. Speaking of movies, I watched the first five
minutes of Dumb and Dumber 2 and turned it off that movie was so bad
Wait, it came out. Yeah, it's a DVD or a
Boy it came out in theaters and now it's on blue ray. Yeah, all I was like man
This doesn't look like it's gonna be good and now I really it's terrible. I'm behind it
It's it's like it's like it's like they were making a joke trying to be as bad as they could and then they were succeeding very well
Is that is that it like is that is it a meta movie? No, I don't think so.
I think it's actually a serious move or it's a movie.
It's not like a series.
The series is like a strange turn.
Guys, you can pull Jack on that now.
It's Christopher Nolan's take on Dumb and Dumber.
It's really dark and pretty.
So five minutes you got in?
It was so bad.
I got to the point where so I mean,
I'm not going to ruin it for anyone,
but like the beginning of the movie is.
I think they were expressed.
Was it Lloyd?
Which one is Lloyd is that is that that, uh, Lloyd Christmas is,
is what's his name for?
Lloyd is, uh, Jim Carey.
Jim Carey's Lloyd, okay,
and then the other ones is Jeff Bridges from, uh, Newsroom.
Uh, Lloyd and Harry is how it is.
Yeah.
Anyway, so like Lloyd's at a mental hospital
and, uh, and he's just sitting there like,
comatose and then I guess Harry shows up.
And it turns out he's been just joking for 20 years
as a goof like he wasn't actually, like know crazy or anything and then they take him from
there or they first pull a catheter out of his penis which is hilarious they're
dragging him by his penis which is like this terrible
practical and then they go back to the they go back to his apartment like the
and it's the same apartment and he has a cat named butthole because that's funny
and he shows off the cat's butthole and then he's like oh I've got a new roommate
in a pants over and it's the meth lab from breaking bad and it's a guy in like the breaking bad yellow
So they wrote this before you say go
It's he's like breaking up meth and I was like, all right, and it started off. That's that's that's that's that's that's bad
And that sounds bad and I watched dumb and dumb or oh yeah, that was actually not terrible. No, that we was fucking awful
That was fucking I heard dumb and dumb or two is that the one that's supposed to be when they're younger?
Yeah, when Harry met Lloyd is what? Gotcha.
So that's how you put them off it. It's the pick wall. Did you hear about, you know,
hot tub time machine two? Yeah. What they wanted to call it originally? What?
Was hot tub time machine three? They're gonna make a joke. Oh yeah.
Like went into the future to make it or something. That's gonna clever.
And but the, I guess producers said no. Or someone said no. How can we market a three without a toe?
Exactly. They're like the general American audience will be too confused. You know the end of
22 Jump Street kind of plays with that where no, yeah, they do like screen tests for like 23 jumps 24 jump street
Yeah, and even even during 22 they keep like making jokes about
23 and what they're gonna do in the future. Well 22 jump street is nothing but them talking about redoing the first movie.
Like, just do the same thing again and don't do anything different.
Do the same thing.
Yeah, or you got more money.
They think putting it giving you more money will make it better.
Yeah, it's like, all right.
That really was surprisingly good.
The first one, 21, jumped, she was all right.
But 22, I thought it's like one of those rare times.
Maybe my expectations were just so low.
I was, I was also trapped on a US-2 Australia flight. everything's beautiful, but then movies are great on the flight that long you just got back
Where did you or you went to Melbourne and Gold Coast? I went to Melbourne and Gold Coast. Yes, Melbourne
Melbourne, Melbourne I've been practicing. Yes. I knew that if I went there
I've been integrated
Now they should say it our way Melbourne. Yeah, Yes, back in cats. And speaking of which, I have a terrible story.
Speaking of which, it's a shyness.
So, you guys have been too supernova before, right?
Yes.
Did they have a very strict no swearing policy when you were there?
I'm sorry, you know.
They said not to.
Nobody ever told me that.
So we did a panel.
I think I have upset somebody.
I don't know if it's changed in the past, but we did a panel with Hannah Bee.
They had like Hannah Bee live each weekend, when when it melvin' when it gold coast.
And before we even left for Australia, I got emails saying, you know, supernova is a family-friendly
event and they've asked that we not have any swearing or like adult content on our panels
that we do this year and all the stuff.
And I was like, well that might be hard, but you know, if I know about it.
And before we go on, like people reminded us, there was like a staff member from Super
Novity like, just as a reminder, family friendly, you know, there's kids in the audience,
we have a no swearing policy, and we're like, got it.
Melvin, fine, no swearing whatsoever, it was great.
Gold Coast, we've been hanging out with Australian Zool Week, drinking and whatever doing stuff. I get on stage, they're like, you're through me and Aaron. We come on stage,
Aaron says, hello, I pick up the mic and go, what's up, you fucking cunt!
Fairly friendly, I've never, like, you know when words are coming out of your mouth
and you try to stop them? It was like, you It's like, it couldn't stop myself in time.
And I see all the staff members from Supernova just simultaneously face Palm in the back of
the theater.
And I was like, well.
Well, it's when I did the exact same thing this last time I was in Australia.
Did you really?
Yeah, and then afterwards they came by the booth, they were like, hey, just a reminder.
You really can't be doing that.
I know what the fuck happened.
Nobody told us that.
I'm never going back in.
Someone brought up a bottle of alcohol and I was pouring alcohol into my Coke on stage
and had it on the thing.
And I think someone came on stage and took it and really walked it off.
You weren't supposed to have alcohol or anything.
I was in the afterwards.
They're like, hey, it's what I'll remind you.
There's no alcohol.
I was like, oh, no one ever told me.
I'm like, okay.
Are we in Australia?
Yeah.
I guess so.
I was in the green.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought this was Australia. So, Australia, right right I was in the green room trying to pour alcohol
into my coke and then I spilt it all over the table nice and then just put it in my drink and
left on the table as a thank you to whoever had to clean it up I think the message has been
delivered about the no alcohol though because Aaron and I did not get any alcohol whatsoever
we got a lot of snacks and plushies and fan art and stuff and I'm the quality did you. Did you open up the plushies to see if there was alcohol inside of it?
I did not. I should have done that. I got a lot of qualas. Probably at least five or six.
Nice. Maybe kangaroos too. Qualas are good. It was cool. We also met
qualas as you'll see from... There's you being afraid of qualas.
So we had a goal when we went to that one was... Was that Harry or Lloyd?
Either. That was Kiki. That was Kiki the quala. We actually named the qualas as we met them. We had a goal when we went to that one was that Harry or Lloyd
That was Kiki that was Kiki the quality. We actually named the quality as we met them our goal going to Australia was to see a Qualla in the wild we saw two in the wild nice. What was the other one?
Tyrone
I have a picture that I sent to Patrick. It's the one a beautiful life. We found it night
It was just crawling over the side of the street and we was wrong
We found it night. It was just crawling over the side of the street and we was wrong
It was we took a drive down to the
Great Ocean Road Mm-hmm one of the first couple days we were in Australia and we were driving back after having dinner
And all of a sudden we see these eyes poking out and I'm like
It's a fucking koala and Cameron who was driving us like screech the car to a halt and me and Aaron like pull that our phones
Because there's nobody else on the road because there actually wasn't anybody else on the road.
This was like in the outback somewhere.
And I love that restaurant.
You know, boom in on you.
It's through some peanuts on the floor.
Did you see any dead kangaroos on the side of the road?
That was actually the first kangaroo we saw.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Kangaroos are like deer out there.
Yeah, they are.
Like more frequent.
You just see them littered about like,
like sort of the rural roads going like between city to city.
There's just kangaroo bodies every year.
And we risk.
I think the count was three dead one live that we saw while we were driving.
Yeah, it was sad.
Yeah, those things are, they just run out in the middle of trucks or whatever and get
nailed.
Because we were on the look at the huge.
Yeah, the males are scary.
Yeah, I love the pictures when they look totally ripped.
Yeah, they're all those muscles.
They look like.
So fucking jacked.
There was a carrot top.
During our drive, it was our goal to like.
It was funny.
What are you talking about?
Carrot top is hilarious.
Yeah, of course you're saying that.
It's very comedy.
Of course you're going to kick down that giant door
and walk and you're punching the face with a prop.
It was our goal to see as many KW as we could on the drive because we figured they'd
be out in the wild.
And we hadn't seen anything yet.
And all of a sudden I hear, oh no.
And I turn around and Aaron's just like, well, I just saw KING RU.
It was dead. She's like, I saw the feet and I was like, what, I just saw Kangaroo. It was dead.
She's like, I saw the feet and I was like, what is the,
oh my God.
So poor Aaron was the one he saw at first.
Mark, did you eat Kangaroo while you were there?
I did.
Actually, Kangaroo's take is good.
I ate a Kangaroo before I saw one.
So I'm sorry.
Did you really?
Oh, that's another Kangaroo I took a selfie with.
It had a bugger in it's nose.
Nice.
There's an open.
Yeah, no. Damn it, carry. You beat me with it had a bugger in its nose nice Nice. There's an open. Yeah, yeah, no carry
You know, I'm on my game a couple days after I was in Adelaide last year a woman got attacked by a koala
Oh really? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was a koala
Like you got walking her dog and it like tore up her leg and I saw like these really graphic photos on a news website where it like
Really fucked her up. It must not have had any eucalyptus for a while because that stuff makes it highest.
Like it was coming down. Yeah, I was coming. Is that the twilight?
Yeah, that's why I like drawing. They wait. Oh god. Where am I?
I'm gonna miss them. See, huh? Have you seen the photo of the wet koala where it just looks like the devil?
Yeah, people only showed us that like every five minutes. Did you get, did you get dropped
beard? We didn't get drop beard.
And I know that's a fake animal.
Everyone had tried to convince us otherwise.
No one falls for that anymore.
Everyone knows the drop bear is fake.
There were some kids at the airport trying to convince us that it was real.
There was a whole group of them that were just like, no, like people say it's fake, but it's actually true.
Well, aren't they loosely based on qualas? Because if a quala falls out of a tree,
it will tear through anything to go back up the tree.
Yeah.
So like if a quala falls asleep and falls out of a tree,
like lands on your tent or something,
it will tear through anything just to get back to a tree
from the outside.
Qualas aren't technical bears, right?
Is that a thing?
They're marsubiles.
Yeah.
It means they carry a purse.
Right?
They're like, keep their babies in there. Oh, I think they're like fashionable. I don't
know why I really want to see a Kangerie pouch. Yeah, some kind of slash. Yeah. We went to the wildlife
sanctuary where you could actually like hold a Kangerie and everything like that. And there was
like this sign that had a bunch of rules when you entered the sanctuary of what
not to do.
And they were called kangaroo rules.
And I took a picture because I was so happy.
Yeah, that's terrible.
But one of the ones was like, don't touch the Joey.
That's in the mother's pouch.
Because the mother will be a cute one.
Oh, I was thinking like, friends.
Don't touch an olive oil.
Yeah, it'll poke you up. You probably will I thought it was like slang for kangaroo day
Don't touch any joys in there
You don't want to get them the wrong idea
We saw two of them fucking like hardcore in one of the cages
And there was like a little girl who was going up to each one and like feeding it and the family friendly the parents are like don't bother those two
Daddy, why are they fighting? They're just loving each other hugging
That kangaroo is trying to jump over the other one
He's not very good at it. He's not making it his legs hurt. He's using his hips. It's all hips. Yeah
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No, but Aaron was doing her Australian accent. Not on purpose. She's one of those people
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Slut I'm still jet-light still yeah, I wasn't able to fall asleep until like four in the morning today last night
Alcohol, yeah, oh like I'm like sleeping pills. Yeah, I'm on the way to Australia
I took half an ambian. Oh how did I go? It was great
I don't have any of the like the Ambian horrors that people have.
No, I just fell asleep for like eight hours.
It was great.
On the way back, didn't have anything.
It was a mistake.
Yeah, you just saved it the whole time.
I just watched like five movies.
Would you watch anything good?
Imitation game, which hadn't seen yet.
Was that all right?
Yeah, it was actually great.
I watched a bit of Selma.
I kind of was falling asleep during that one.
It's a bit of a heavy movie for a flight, I would imagine.
Yeah, but I was trying to pick things I hadn't seen before,
because I felt like I would be more distracted that way.
It's like 12 years of sleep. Shunler's list.
It's still a bit like...
They had all the...
Oh, did they?
Jesus Christ.
They put some heavy movies on planes. I don't know why.
I saw a flight on, like, listed one time on a plane.
Yeah, it was on there, yeah.
A lot of, like, movies that involve playing crashes were on the list
Are they were they censored? No, I think there was like a M15
or something like that. I remember I remember one time
Die Hard was real fast. All right Mother's Day is May 10. Oh
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Remember one time I watched the the that was a diehard of the vengeance the one with a son I guess and it was like live free or die hard
live free and die hard yeah I think or no is that three is that for no there's
just a long one so die hard three was the one same Jackson the number four was
one just in long the fifth one where he goes the rush of the sun is live
free or die hard out okay so it's hard it was on like a delta flight and it was
like censored like to all hell like any gunfire was like they would cut away from it really and so like you know
It would be you know two guys stay next to each other and they're like there'd be a guy on the floor and you be dead
It's like what the hell does that happen? Five minutes long, but I guess it's super short
Wasn't that movie also just PG 13 to begin with? Yeah, yeah, I think that and the Justin long one
It's because they don't want to like cause a ruckus on the plane or something.
I don't know. I mean it's a sense or I guess because they don't want kids watching it by accident or something.
I don't know. It's a PG 13 movie. Yeah, but yeah, well, there's a 12 year old.
Yeah, we got a four year old thing. What are they going to do?
I really wanted to watch Gone Girl, but there was like a little kid sitting behind me and I was like,
I know they're boobs in this movie and I really don't want to make his day.
Yeah. So instead you watch old school. Yeah.
Because they don't go to the bathroom for a really long time.
What?
Because he used to go to the bathroom.
Yeah, that's the pee.
Yeah, little kiddie can't hold it.
It's like a tiny bladder.
International wipes.
Did your legs swell up when you were flying?
No, I got up probably once an hour.
Not really?
Yeah.
I made the mistake of not getting up like the first eight hours
of my flight back.
Oh, that was, yeah, that was two times ago. But the last time through, like my leg just puffed up like the first eight I was saying that was yeah, that was two times ago
But the last time through like my leg just puffed up to the point where I could barely move my ankle
My feet get really swollen on those plane right how old are you all?
Thirty-three I'm 25 old idiot
I was trying to have myself mind as a count. Yeah, yeah, yeah
My was probably loved sitting on the plane for I passed a fuck out
I suffer like 15 hours straight because we like we didn't really stop moving until we got on the plane first. I passed a fuck out. I slept for like 15 hours straight. I'm amazing. Yeah. Because we like, we didn't really stop moving
until we got on the plane.
So it was just like, move, move, move.
Okay, pack, pack, pack.
Okay, get on.
And I just, out.
I woke up, but yeah, I was just,
I can't go to that point.
Speaking of planes,
did you guys ever fly jet star?
Jet stars.
I heard about this on Twitter.
Did you ever fly jet stars?
Yeah.
Can you like them?
Well, I mean, you pay for everything in advance.
So yeah, see, our booking was done by someone else
Oops, and this person they knew that they like I'm not blaming them at all or anything or anybody other than the other people
I call out, but
We were allowed to bags on Quantus on the way there and back and I guess the person is great. They're great. They're awesome. Nice is airline. And I guess they didn't think about the flight between Melbourne and Gold Coast.
So the way it works with Jetstar is you have to book your amount of baggage beforehand.
And we were booked 20 kilos each.
Kilograms.
Let's draw.
What's 34 marathon?
Thank you.
40 pounds.
44.
Really? I thought it was like 50.
But my bag was like about 50 each sure so they were both over
20 one was like 22 and one was 24 or something like that. I forget the exact numbers are
But the way or suggest are is they charge you $15 per kilogram that you're over your lot of baggage
So I was you know 26 over
So I'd pay $15 per kilogram American dollars or
Spillin dollars is still expensive there. I was like I could have bought
Three tickets on this flight put my bag in those seeds buckled it up
bought it a couple of mixed drinks
And still be nice and just liquor it out. Yeah, you go back
still be nice and just lick her it out. Yeah. You go back.
Pour it in.
You said, I was angry. I had a word with the customer service agent lady saying that this
is I've never seen a policy like this before and she's like, this is the way all airlines
do it. And I was like, I guarantee you it's not.
It's not. I pay $50 for an overweight bag.
Just start as owned by time Warner, right?
Especially on my quantity.
Think about it two and four days.
Yeah. The result of your result. They were being bought by Comcast and they'll all be better. starts owned by time Warner, right? You're all, especially on my content. You get back to you in four days.
Yeah.
The result of your result.
There were, there was being bought by Comcast,
and then it'll all be better.
Yeah.
So that deal died, right?
Did it?
Yeah, I think Comcast, they filled it.
That's good.
That's good.
I mean, there was a stupid,
having another beer, I'll start talking about this.
Please, there was a stupid ass article
in the New York Times today talking
about how bad it was that that that Comcast is not a
Quiring Time Warner because Comcast could have saved time Warner customers from their customer service nightmares
And don't get me wrong. I just talked major shit about time Warner
But the stuff I hear about Comcast is a billion times more. Yeah, I think Comcast is just known for being even worse
Well, it's like this thing is like they don't overlap. It's Comcast is shitty in their areas and time-waters shitty in their areas
And it's like they were saying oh, well we can merge because we don't really cover the same areas
You know, it's not like we're giving them an op-le because really people only have one option already
It's like so go ahead and let it go through and that it's still failed
But yeah, that's it's pretty shitty you want more competition. Thankfully in Austin
We actually have quite a few providers as compared to a bunch of cities I mean I know a lot of various. Oh, I mean
It's kind of apartments are you're sort of locked in that sucks
But I mean in sort of the outskirts of town you're kind of locked in by this one
But then we have like Google came to town and it was fun to watch AT&T and time Warner starts scrambling and be like
Oh shit, yeah, yeah, yeah, so everyone got free upgrades and speed and it's like prices started going down
And so now it's like but you know as you know as soon as Google is available with me, I'm going with that.
Are you at all interested in that, or have you read it all about the Google Fi project?
I signed up for it, not knowing what it is, but it's Google, so I will accept it.
I was actually in the other one.
Google wasn't top of AI or something, I don't know.
AI.
No.
I signed up for it as well.
It seems like an interesting con. So what is cell? Explain
where it is. It's essentially Google wants to be a cell phone carrier. So it currently
only works with Nexus 6 phones. But you can basically use Google as your cell phone provider
and then they lease towers from, I want to say Sprint and T-Mobile. So your phone basically
operates on those two networks and whichever signal is stronger
It uses that network at the time. Oh, okay, and it can also
do Wi-Fi calling and do transfer between like Wi-Fi to cell phone to even different
Carriers all into the Google Fi brand. Does the internet have something like a message?
Where like if you're on Wi-Fi you can like I don't I don't think they do and
I'm surprised.
And then the pricing's a lot more ala carte.
So it's like, if you want voice, it's 20 bucks a month,
voice in text.
And if you want data, it's 10 bucks a gig.
But whatever data you don't use, you get refunded more.
That's cool.
Oh, okay.
You don't have to actually pay for.
Like every $10.
Right, so it seems like it's a lot more reasonable.
If you, excuse me, if you use it seems like it's a lot more reasonable. If you
you should, excuse me, if you use it, spikes, you don't get fucked or you don't have to
like sign up for a new contract. It's a month to a month. You're just what you're saying
right now. I would already be saving money. Yeah. Yeah. So, but since it only works with
the Nexus 6, you would have to have a Nexus 6 device, which you could purchase from them
if, if you don't have one, but it's like 700 bucks, but they would let you pay it off over the course of I think two years
I would know interest in no fees. That's nice
So it seems it seems like a really cool idea. Yeah, yeah
That's I'm very interested. I wonder when they get a bump it over to other phones as well
Or if it's gonna keep it just an Android thing just a I'm sure you know, I'm sure the family it'll be you know
It's I'm sure it'll expand beyond the next six to other Android phones
But you know the Nexus is the Google phone. I'm sure they're just rolling the Nexus 6 to other Android phones, but the Nexus is the Google phone
I'm sure they're just rolling it out with theirs first and they'll expand from there.
Man, speaking of in-house electronics, I haven't heard much at all about the Apple Watch.
It came out last Friday and most people forget that.
Did anybody hear about it?
You mean you haven't heard about it? Are you serious? Are you joking?
No, I've heard about it. I haven't heard people talking about it.
I got one. I haven't seen photos on my Twitter wall of people wearing theirs like yeah like when the new iPhone comes out
It's all like everyone's talking about it, but like I mean, I know it sold out like the it pre sold and sold out
There's no articles about it. I think there's a lot less inventory
You know, maybe that's what it is speculation is that they may have sold a million. Yeah initially
You know, you compare that with an iPhone launch where they do you know
60 to 70 to 80 million a quarter
Yeah, it's a totally different scale. The only I've seen the only thing I've seen about it was I just steamed it like an unboxing and talked about and stuff
But other than that, she unboxed an Apple product right how unusual
What I mean like I mean we're pretty big company now. Did anyone in in this office get an Apple watch?
I don't think so. Yeah, that's kind of surprising. Did Gavin pre-order one?
He was going to.
He doesn't have anybody pre-ordered, right?
He pre-ordered.
Yeah, so of course Gavin got one.
And I'm sure Jeff will get one as well just to one up.
I don't know.
No?
I don't think so.
I mean, I won't one.
You do?
I would, yeah.
Why?
No, genuinely curious.
I just like the idea of not having to get my phone out all the time to do basic stuff
What what are you most excited about to do from the watch that you wouldn't have to pull your phone out for we're applying to text
Hmm so like that and like what do you do like specific games?
I still think people are gonna pull out their phones
So does it doesn't have like a microphone on it? Yeah, you can do like voice the text over your just your watch
Yeah, you're like replied. I love Jack. Oh, okay.
So you have to say that every time.
Yes, okay.
That's actually like, that's how I activate Siri.
I don't feel like Siri.
Instead of okay Google, you say I love Jack.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm curious about it.
I mean, I saw one at the Apple store and I
I handled it a little bit, but I was like, I don't know.
I don't know what the killer app for it is yet.
Like, that's true.
That's what I want to see.
Like, what's the thing like, oh shit, like, that's cool.
Like, can you watch porn on it?
Maybe, probably.
You can email porn to yourself and watch it on your phone.
Yeah, like, there's an attachment.
What is on the same wrist that this is my problem?
I would need to wear it on my left hand.
It's not my dominant hand.
I would have tried to watch it.
You do the thing where you like, move it here.
Yeah.
I'm really late for a meeting.
I know, I know a lot of people who are
the watch on the inside of the wrist. Yeah. I wonder if they for a meeting. I know, I know a lot of people who are to watch on the inside of the wrist.
I wonder if they're just preparing.
Yeah, you never know.
Getting used to it.
Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, the thing for me that I think
is going to be the sort of killer app for is
like the Apple PayType stuff, or the,
not not RFID, was it called the near-view
Linux NFC stuff?
See, I would use that.
That's pretty cool.
I fucking, I frost bank, which is like 100 years old,
so they don't support that. So I have an iPhone 6,. I can't do that. Why don't you change banks?
Too much work. Yeah, I've been processing changing banks. I'm so excited. You're yeah, you're you're you're again Twitter has corrected me
Chavo source says
Your correct it's dihard with a vengeance. I was thinking to die hard for okay
What's wrong with you?
No, don't do it. This would be the last time we're all in the podcast. I'm out.
Cheers everybody. Yeah, it was fun. There was a lot of fun. Yeah, corrected, lifting, right?
It's not saying anything. Yeah, I don't know. Like the Apple Watch stuff and like just the general,
fancy watch stuff. I like the the Moto 360 is pretty cool too. That's the circular one. I actually,
I like that one. The look at that one over there.
I caught some shit last time I was in the podcast because I talked about the Apple Watch
and how like, you know, it's like the new thing and people like, oh, there've been, you
know, fancy, you know, Android watches and all these stuff.
And I was like, I know those exist.
It's just like, you're talking about for Apple.
Yeah, yeah, but it's like, you know, there were blackberries before the iPhone came out,
but still, like when the iPhone came out, that was like the big thing.
It was like these smartphones.
Apple are usually the people that will like support
something enough to make you think.
Yeah, like they find it to the point where it's like really
yeah, it's a nice mark.
So, but I don't know, I'm curious, like I probably won't get
one this generation, but maybe next generation.
I mean, if they brought their price down, I would do it.
Yeah, it's like $350 for just the base and the
if you get like another.
I'm always hesitant to get the first generation of any technology
Because it's like it's gonna be better next time
So I not just wait until the next iteration when they've improved all the things that we're shitty about well
The things to like like a phone, you know, you can have a phone for two years
But after about two years it feels like okay, it's time to upgrade a watch
You just seem like all right a watch is a watch has been a watch for hundreds of years you figure at this point like okay
You get a watch that's gonna be the watch I'm gonna have
for the next however long.
Like, I'm not gonna buy another watch.
So you need to do another firmware update to it.
Slow.
And you can't get it.
It starts lagging like my clock's running slow.
You can get more RAM for my watch.
I can't watch Angry Birds 10.
Can I, can I, can I get a run?
Do you guys have the six?
I have the six, yeah.
I have a five yes.
Okay, I'm on the five yes, too.
I'm always on the S generations,
cause they upgrade over two years. Yeah, I was doing that until I started breaking my phones and then I just bought 6, yeah. I have the 5S. Okay, I'm on the 5S too. I'm always on the S generations because I upgrade over two years.
Yeah.
I was doing that until I started breaking my phones and then I just bought the next phone.
Yeah.
So I do that a lot.
According to Rumales' Nox on Twitter, Android has Google Hangouts which merged SMS and
Wi-Fi texting.
Hmm.
Okay.
So I guess they use Hangouts for that now.
Why aren't Hangouts video chats?
I guess you can do it.
I guess you can do it.
I think it's like Skype where you can do kind of like whatever.
Gotcha.
I'm only ever used hangouts as like a video.
I think Google hangouts without text or without video is just gchat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's probably all under the same banner though.
Google chat.
I wish it was Google Wave.
What's that?
Google Wave the thing that like appeared and died very quickly.
It was like their version of Slack.
What was the thing that was like a whole series of apps,
where they had like chat and like voicemail
and all this stuff built in.
I remember some of that.
I think that was Google Wave.
It was essentially, it was supposed to replace email
and I am all in one place.
Yeah, that's what it was.
And it was great.
And I loved it.
And then nobody did it.
Are you being serious?
I loved it actually.
I liked it.
You know, I was out with the three people I talked to.
I was out last week.
I went to San Bruno to the YouTube headquarters for some
meetings.
And I was waiting in the lobby.
I got there a little early because I woke up early.
And I was going to sit down and use my laptop and answer
me and I'm going to try to get some work done.
Your Chromebook.
My laptop, my MacBook Air. And some sitting'm sitting there and like next to the receptionist,
there's a server rack. So it's just kind of staring at it, you know, answering some email.
They're finally like, all right, I got to go up and look at the server. I quite the fuck
is it out here like in the lobby and it has like a plaque on it. And it's the first rack
of servers that YouTube ever used in their first data center. That's awesome.
For to run the website.
Would they like dipped in gold?
Yeah.
Like, could you tell if like hardgers are still in there?
Like, did it have like the boob video
from like the Super Bowl and stuff?
I was gonna say like Numa Numa.
Yeah, like Numa Numa.
I was gonna say Numa Numa and Janet Jackson
Nip Slipp.
Like, oh, one hard drive.
You should get the zoo.
Now, that was the first YouTube video.
Oh, was it?
I don't know.
Meath is oos the very, was it meath is oos or jacket is oos?
Oh yes.
Can we remake it?
Let's do it.
It's like what 10 seconds long and he's like, oh look an elephant or whatever.
This is the first vine.
They just went over a little bit.
We play.
Inadvertently.
The great two technologies at one.
So to talk about what we're doing at YouTube or is all stuff.
No, I can't talk about it.
I was there though. It was cool.
Was it cool and fun?
It was cool and fun.
Nice.
Do you see where they make the YouTubes?
Did they like giant bats of like bats and stuff?
They had good food.
I've heard Google has amazing.
Yeah, they had like cater, you just like walk in.
And everything's free, right?
I didn't pay so.
I don't know about people with that.
You stole it.
So Gus stole food from Google.
That's what we're learning.
We've got the first time.
But Google has like, they have like gyms and they have like massage therapists and like
really nice cafeterias.
Really rubbed off, right?
Well, yeah, I mean, they're doing quite well.
Let's do it.
I get one of those chairs.
You think they're in place?
I don't know.
Yeah, just a little bit.
Well, didn't you guys used to get like, massages?
We used to have one where I was here.
Yeah, back when I was there.
Yeah. When they were only like six of us, we were still in the Uda office in the apartment. We used to have one where I was here back before I was when they were only like six of us.
When we were still in the Uda office in the apartment,
we just have a massage therapist come by once a week.
And why didn't we stop that?
Because it got fucking expensive as we started
and more employees.
Let's get one for us.
Just you and me.
Before the podcast, you know,
loosen up before the podcast.
We'll hide him or her in our mini-page.
As like you know, when you bring a picture out,
they always have the guy like warm up his arm
for him and stuff. Yeah, I'm gonna massage my jaw. As like anyone you bring a picture out, they always have the guy like warm up his arm form and stuff.
Yeah, I'm gonna massage my jaw.
Yeah, I got to talk first.
I massage my eyes so I can read Twitter.
Yeah.
And be corrected, apparently.
Be corrected, have people tell me I'm stupid and wrong?
I'm not stupid.
Gus, you're not stupid.
They don't say you're stupid, they're just saying wrong.
You're totally wrong.
I mean, it's the same thing, but it's counting.
So there's something that happened this past week
that I don't get.
Maybe it's because...
This is a steam thing?
It's something I probably know,
I should have let's talk about that.
But people were really pissed off about Jared Leto's
look as the joke.
Because it looks fucking horrible.
It looked fine.
It looks so bad.
There's nothing wrong with it.
It looks like a bunch of 40 year old dudes
are in a room like what's edgy? Okay, let's make something edgy and yes, I'm kind of in the middle of it
What I will say is I think it looks good as a Joker henchman. Yeah, yeah, I can see I can see a bunch of dudes with a weird white shit
Like tattoos, but having a damage tattooed across your forehead. Yeah, a little on point. It's a picture
It's not lit. It's not he's not in action moving the way it's gonna look on screen
Yeah, I'm curious to see if like that's his whole outfit or not. Why does Joker take a shirt off?
Like a point is just a publicity picture who know he may never even see the tattoos
That's the thing that bugs me like always just it's a it's a promotional still like the fact they're promoting that is what upsets me
The fact is not like I love Joker. It's my wallpaper on my computer now
I'm gonna tack off to it on my half-watch every night.
Oh, Jared let it out. Joker.
God damn it.
He's okay. The thing about like like like crazy like psychopaths and Horton movies like that is the ones that are quiet
Those are the fucking scary ones. The ones that are thinking those are the scary ones. The ones like he look at me
I'm crazy. It's like all right. I'm not
I'm so fucking stupid if he's a
Ha ha ha a shoulder
It is arm the quiet you know deranged one and everybody like oh there's copying Heath Ledger
You know like they why understand them when you take a different direction with it
That makes don't has anybody stop to think about that this picture might just be a joke no
This is from the director er. Oh gotcha
Joker Barbara go back to Australia. Single clap. I'm gonna sleep. I'm gonna tattoo you
with all this awesome. Yeah, she's gonna write pun across your forehead. Hey, the pun off is coming
back through town or you could not get it. Is there really? Maybe this year? It's literally,
it's literally like right down the street now. Yeah, it will. Henry pun off. I should start training.
Yeah, you can watch the guy who wanted last year
did a whole thing about Austin was actually really good.
It was like, it was a whole scripted thing.
He went for about two minutes of just doing puns
back to back to back.
Like he practiced something and just iterated it.
I don't think you can have a script with you,
but I mean, you're allowed to memorize stuff.
Yeah, I watched a little bit of the footage
and I think they give you like a category
to just start like making puns off of each other.
Oh, really?
And one of them was like countries or something. Nice countries. Oh, oh nice look at you. You're ready
Yeah, fucking countries
I just say that the children stop supernova. Yeah, you're gonna walk in there like this is a family friendly pun
I saw a mega 64 was making it was retweeting some funny photoshop of jay red Leno Jay Leno dressed up as a bad Joker. That's amazing. It was really
I love a great penguin mega 64 retweets the best thing they always retweet insults
about them that they just find on Twitter that aren't directed at them or just the most random like they love
I just eat man they love I just
Love I think they've eased up on her. I don't know every now and then we'll throw a retweet out there if someone talking to her
Which is it's like oh man?
Who so well, I mean there's got to be comedy gold in that because she has 1.3 million followers
You're someone with that so the reply she gets must just be utter shit
Just at that point straight poopy. That's a lot of people to be following you and replying to you
Yeah, I mean at what point does your Twitter's break like it becomes unusable?
I would say probably after I seem like 500,000 no half a million. How many followers do you have on Twitter now?
I think I have like
310 310 all though the Ruchu to the countat, they can't still very usable. And that's only it.
I think that's at like 600 or 700 closest to them.
Did Gavan pass 500?
Yeah.
Yeah. So what's that's Kim?
Gavan.
Let's get our Gavan.
He's in New York right now doing something.
I'm sure they will read all of my replies and everything.
I regret it most of the time.
If I ever asked for music suggestions or anime suggestions,
that's when my
Twitter feed becomes unusable. Yeah, I asked about MMOs this weekend. Yeah, whenever you ask for a suggestion about something, your Twitter feed.
I read like the first 10, I was like, I was checking my phone in the morning. Yeah, dude, I'm sure. Or if you post a picture of a Kuala and everyone says you're gonna get chlamydia. That became fun. Did you get it? Are you okay? No, so first of it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can first of it. You can't you double the video. That's true. I have to get rid of the first one
I mean have you taken a test?
How I got a name? How quicker you to block people in Twitter?
Uh, very quickly. You're gonna enter a very dangerous territory. What's that?
People are gonna start doing stuff that uh that upsets you. Well then block them. That's the thing like I only block people who try and sell me sunglasses
Me too.
Every three person.
Ray Bam, 2499.
I don't block those people.
Those people had their Twitter account hacked
and usually they get it fixed.
Yeah, but sometimes it's dead accounts to get hacked.
Yeah.
And then they just like keep tweeting over
and over and over.
I usually check the, if I see a tweet like that,
I'll usually check the account.
I've also noticed like certain type of people
get their Twitter accounts hacked.
I probably just point it out.
You know, a lot of that is Twitter account hacks. Did he really yeah is a he was selling
Electronic Ray bands
Is this this might be the question is the board Elon Musk?
Twitter account. Is that his what he's got like there's another Twitter account called board board?
It's actually really interesting and clever.
It's just like dumb ideas and stuff like that.
But they're like you're interesting.
I don't know.
I started following the actual Elon Musk account.
Did you before he was hacked yet?
I mean, he he has some interesting stuff that he tweets and he had one tweet a couple weeks
ago.
That was something like, all right.
It's about time.
I'm starting to look for my volcanic layer.
Yeah.
That was that was after he tried to lay the second time they tried to land the rocket on the ship,
and they hit it, and then there's barely tipped over
and fell.
That's very sad.
I love living in the future, because we can watch a rocket
land on a floating platform in the ocean,
from the comfort of our bedroom.
No, we couldn't watch it crash.
That's a floating platform.
It landed just pretty fully in the next minute. No, no, no, no, we have this whole argument about what's the landing? What's a crash? Oh really?
You can't reuse the craft craft. It's on a podcast that you had to
Yeah, it's clearly a crash. Yes, clear. Okay. Well for us worth it. They land in the water. They can't reuse it anyway
Because the salt so when you guys flew on quantus were you able to look at the sky cam? Oh, yeah
And one of like the there's like a camera on the tail of the plane. I guess, that you could watch the plane landing everything. You mean immersion mode?
Yeah. It's awesome. My favorite thing is when they don't, not very many planes have it,
but when you can listen to the cockpit chatter. Okay. Some of them, there's a channel where
you can listen to the air traffic control. Oh, cool. I just, is that turned off after you take
flight? Or is it just, I guess, dead? guess like I've definitely heard it when we're just like at the airport.
I guess it's more active than yeah, sometimes if you're you know out over the middle of Pacific
You might not hear anything for a long time.
What when your planes get rid of that proprietary bullshit like split?
It's been so long since I've seen that really.
It was on quantum.
Yeah, quantum's how that's the only thing that I remember that because we had to have headphones on a flight that long.
They have everything you need except internet. It's like the one thing that
Did you really
Yeah, I'm really sure that you had the
787 9 series I guess
Like brought you by link sister
It's just go actually I found like if they have the double port as long as it's still a 3.5 5 you can just plug it in and get like
But then you know it's gonna one ear one ear. Yeah, I'd like that would drive me insane
Yeah, I would my brother used their shitty little headphones 18 hour flight. You're probably gonna go insane anyways
It's gonna adaptor you know I have to do like I've got that too pronged
Really pretty point five millimeter adapter, but I'm just in case I'm like I'm ready
But I've been on domestic quantists where I plugged it in and one of the things that it worked.
I'm like, oh my god, if I got on like an international flight
and the headphone jack didn't work, I would kill myself.
I'm like, no, there's no way I can spend.
I wouldn't with seats.
I mean, you know, pulling yourself is one way to go.
You're like, excuse me, man, can I put you on other seats?
No, sir, please kill yourself, really?
I mean, I'm like, just throw it back.
Go in the bathroom, put your head in toilet.
Do not flush. I don't know, maybe I'm weird. I don't actually use the I don't watch on screen movies usually
Oh really? What do you do? I just bring my laptop and bring like a Vita and like a 3ds
But they have like new movies on there like the stuff that's not on not on the media
I feel like I'm really behind on this one, but
When I flew out to
San Francisco to
San Bruno,
I finally watched Snowpiercer.
Oh yeah, pretty good.
Not bad, not bad.
It was not bad.
All I've heard is people go like,
you know what, it was better than I thought it was gonna be.
Like, oh, it was pretty good.
I never really think bad about it.
Yeah, it's like,
all I've heard is people been like,
I was better than I thought.
Yeah, like you go in expecting a shitty movie,
you'll be like, wow,
then we'll be with, then we'll be with all right.
Yeah, yeah.
But some of the visual stuff and that is really really cool like the way they
handle direction in it and kind of the left and right is really really neat but
that same director directed a Korean movie a few years ago called the
host is it Donnie in or no it's like Bong Joon Ho
if you ever get really watch the host okay it's like a
the creature movie yeah it's a campy monster movie about a monster that lives under a bridge in Korea
And in fact the the Korean dude they wake up and his daughter in snowpiercer are the main character and his daughter from the host
Oh really? Yeah, that's something they're just aged like 10 years or something. They're a lot older now
They're cool stuff. Yeah, yeah solid. It's on Netflix. You can watch it. I'm gonna watch it.
Here, I'm gonna read this other thing. Yes, please do. Oh, yeah, I get to pass these out.
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So Kerry was talking about MMO suggestions on Twitter.
And I know you recently have started trying to get back.
I'm looking my fingers right now.
Oh, God, why?
Sorry.
Well, that's karma.
That's karma.
We're just going to let on Jack. Yeah, that's karma. That's karma, right?
We're just going to let on Jack.
Yeah, I don't have a beer all over my shoe.
I was trying to bring the lid over for him to put his garbage in.
Oh, my trash on.
Yeah, I jumped back into wow.
And, well, yeah, I loaded up and I've now created a new character.
What makes you do that?
I don't know, I'm just kind of like watching my friends play it and kind of missing the MMO experience.
And so, I loaded up. I don't know I'm just kind of like watching my friends play it and kind of missing the MMO experience and so I
Loaded up and so I created the drunk tanks forever ago as our guild on wow
But back when I was at a rough trip. Sorry. What was that a reference to it was the old drunk things and
And yeah, so I made this this hard guild forever ago and we had like a thousand members like we loaded up and it was a lot of fun And then I kind of stopped playing that which is what you do Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. In the memo. Yeah, and uh, you know, you stopped playing after some time
Does anyone need tissues? I think you need them all okay?
I came in and I left and you know other people took over the guild one now
I got away from it and then Adam are our IT guy. He's a huge and moded like he's a badass on MMOs
And so he's been playing and I'm like, all right. I'll go play with them again
I'm like, I'll join the guild.
And they're like, okay, yeah, we're on this server,
and we're all lions.
And I was like, wait, what?
And they switched clad, they switched factions
over to lions, and it makes me very, very sad.
Makes me sad.
I'm usually hoard.
I'm hoard for the hoard.
So now I'd roll a new, I rolled a drain eye character.
Actually, I like Katie, make it for me.
Oh yeah.
So, or make her for me.
And then she named it, I'm Fiona. She miss
Bolt. Oh, it was supposed to be funola and she misspelled it. So that's Fiona. And so I'm gonna
play female character. I always play female. If you're gonna stare at a butt, might as well make it a good butt.
I mean, some of some good characters have nice butts. Well, you're welcome to me. Don't judge. Nice and firm. I guess it's
turtle butt. I do like a good firm butt. If I don't know what gender it is from behind that's even better. Yeah, yeah
Good sign. It's Roger's spot. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I've been I've been really interested in
In a while and I think I talked about it on the patch
I'm afraid it was a week before last I had some some new features. I was really
There's been it's like to check out where you can go back and replay old dungeons and it scales
your gear and abilities down appropriately. So it makes it challenging again.
But it's a lot of stuff. Like the lot when I got out was right around when they started
bringing in they brought in the whatever the modifier where you'd have other armor but
have the stats of like the whatever your best armor is like trans transmogrifier.
So that's not a word.
It's something like that.
But then they also add in like battle pets,
which is like Pokemon and wow.
Pokemon, you sound so old when you say that.
Yeah, my tamagotchi.
Pokemon.
Whatever you say.
I choose you, Carrie.
And so, like, your version of sounding younger
is sounding more like a female.
Pokemon, though, your testicles having to send it yet.
So you had a really high pitch voice.
A lot of us deal with.
A lot of daily wage.
Yeah.
And so I played the hell out of well for about two years, right on
Cataclysm when that came out.
And then right around when, like, I think I was in a group that
down death wing, which is like the final boss of Cataclysm, or
I don't even know if I downed them, but I played that raid.
And then I stopped playing. And then I jumped back into it. And after
Katie was done, I loaded up my old character, which is a level 85 mage, which at the time
was like, that was the highest you could get. What is it now? Now it's a hundred. And so
I jumped on there. And it was like, I compared it like, say, say if you were a pilot and you
sat down in the cockpit of a jumbo jet after not flying for like a decade It was like there's all these buttons. I don't remember what any of them do
It's not like riding a bike. No, not like riding a bike
And it's like and like the thing is they've also simplified a lot of stuff
Whereas like the talent trees to be very kind of like you know segregated and there's different stuff
You do now it's very simple. It's like either you know air be air be air be interesting instead of like this kind of
Tree spec and so I'm gonna have to spend some time
getting back into it and relearning it.
I feel like they've really spent a lot of time rebalancing the game and making it more
user friendly again. Because when they launched, I felt like it was a very steep learning curve
to the game. And then with each subsequent expansion, they just layered more complexity on.
And then they've really gone back with the most recent expansion,
like streamlined a lot of those systems
to make a make sense.
Because before it was just patching onto an existing system,
now it's just all been redesigned
and rethought from beginning and which after 10 years,
you have to fucking do that.
Yeah, you've got to do so.
And they're also, they're doing the graphical upgrade
pretty soon, I think.
That's already, like, in part.
They've been rolling it out for a while.
Yeah, but it's in the test rounds right now.
Or I know like the next version is in the test rounds, but apparently in a few months
they're going to like really kind of do another big jump.
Like is it going to be a significant jump?
Right away, that was called wow too.
I don't know.
Well, the project Titan got killed, you know, I don't know about that.
But when, what they're, they're versioning the, shut Shut up, Mariel with their versioning
All of the expansions were additional numbers. So I can remember when I downloaded the burning crusade
Bayah it was like wow to okay, and then like the one after that was wow three. Yeah, I started I stopped playing right after that
Yeah, I completely skipped Pandaria
Although we did it for I mean mean, we played it for, um, for a achievement hunter. Am I crazy? Or was that, did they make that as an
April Fools joke like two years before? Yeah, it was way before, it was way before, it
was before while launched. Was it? Yeah. Yeah. I could never find it after we're, but I
was like, I feel like this is an April Fools joke. It absolutely was. Yeah. Thank you
for making me not crazy. But, uh, yeah. So, I mean, we did the, you know, we played Pandaria in a achievement hunter and we had the six of us playing.
And, um, I, like, it was funny because the gents all were like, I mean, we loved it.
Like, Jeff and I, I mean, Jeff played a lot of while back in the day.
So he was excited to get back into it.
I was excited to get back into it.
Ryan was having a good time with the last fucking hated it.
They just couldn't stand it.
And it was one of those deals where like they hated it so much.
They like tanked it.
So we would never play it again.
So it's like, God damn it.
I was actually having a good time. And then there's like, no, we're going to kill it. They just couldn't stand it. And it was one of the deals where like they hated it so much they like tanked it So we would never play it again. So it's like goddammit. I was actually having a good time and then there's like no
We're gonna ask questions about that I remember. Yeah, the pandarians were April fools joke in 2003
It was initially an April fools joke that they were playable racing warcraft
That's when the race to chief was born. Yeah, and wow was them two or four. Yeah, right? Yeah
So that's crazy anyway, but yeah, I'm jumping back into it
I'm excited actually play and like you know relearn what like what I used to do and get all my stuff set up and so I'm I'm just so
Trapped in hearthstone are you I?
Just like I'm back in the shit. So I'm back in it. Hearthstone is like a card game, right?
I know very little of it. Yeah, I got drunk the other night
I bought like a card game right? I know very little of it. Yeah, I got drunk the other night I
bought like a hundred dollars with a card
Card it's a free game
90 more time there was a great
There was a most expensive free day of airplane
There was a great penny there does a point
There was a penny arcade comic one time was I talking about League of Legends is like League of Legends a great free game
How much have you spent on League of Legends? I've spent $10, talking about League of Legends. Like League of Legends is a great free game. How much have you spent on League of Legends?
I've spent $10,000 on League of Legends.
So when you say you spend $100,
is that buying individual cards or is it like booster packs?
Yeah, you don't even know what you're getting.
So you just randomly get it.
It's cool though, like you get a booster pack
and it's like, when you hold the card up.
When you mouse over them, you can see the color
that goes behind him, like, oh, that's a rare.
Or that's epic, Or that's legendary.
And so I get it.
You can take your cards and play against anyone with your cards, your deck.
Yeah. And if you have like a bunch of extra cards, you can basically
doesn't chant them to get crafting materials to make other cards that you need.
That sounds like something that would be within World of Warcraft.
Like it would be a like a mini game.
It's almost like the way it's presented is almost like you're at a tavern in
The warcraft universe. It's like those fabled arcade games, right?
Where's like yeah, you could like play the games in the tavern. Oh, he said play yacht. See what system is it on?
Everything. Yeah, it's PC. They just brought on the iPhone like Android last week, right? Yeah, yeah, so it all carries over too
So it's like you have one account. It will cross all your different devices. So you can play her stone wherever you're at
As long as you have internet yeah, which I don't at home right now
You do it over your your your cell service though. Yeah, I'll play on my cell phone
Yeah, I wonder how cuz I when I played it was on iPad
I wonder how it works on the iPhone they had to really redesign the interface, you know
I don't you guys see me up normal six and I just yeah just cuz and I'm on the iPhone. They had to really redesign the interface. You know, I see me up normal six and I'm on a five-ass
so it's even smaller than that.
The six-plus is basically an iPad at this point.
So they really had to compress the interface
in the way it works.
I'm not a big fan of the way it plays on an iPhone.
I'd much rather play it on the iPad or my computer.
It was.
It plays fine on the iPhone.
It's just like I would rather.
Like how you get in drum is your excuse for buying a hundred dollars worth of
Games mistakes were made what that's a good guilty pleasure that would it be any better if they were real cards to you guys
Oh, I'm fine with them by the hundred dollars buying physical cards. Yeah, I guess if you like our collector of some sort
He's collecting them just digitally, but I just feel like collecting something physical is different.
Yeah, something collecting digitally is like at one point.
Like at some point, those servers are going to go away.
And so all that.
Whatever.
So all of that will eventually just like vanish
into the digital ether.
And then what I do with it.
Because I've never been a collector of anything.
I don't.
And I know I know a lot of people like get into it.
Like I know you have got it to that with a couple things
And like you know, you know Garrett. Yeah, he is a huge collector
And I just like I never understood it whatsoever because it's like I don't get the
Purpose of it. I have a specific shelf in my house just for me
Cuz like but what's on there? But I don't get is and I'm not knocking it
I'm trying to understand them. Oh my god
What he's here for you.
You get them and then what?
You just have them.
Do you train them?
You sell them later on?
No, I'm never going to sell them.
I would understand the idea of collecting something for the purpose of selling it at a
higher value later on in life.
Beanie babies.
Those are worth.
My mom has so many babies.
But like, some of you just collect and collect collect so I mean, but I like to complete sets
Amibo's okay, so I don't I know nothing about amoeba sure
Amibos are a toy yes that you put on your Wii U pad or
3ds and they have a character whatever that plastic representation is yes up here in
In that and smash brothers. It depends on what game we're playing again smash brothers The last thing representation is up here in Smash Brothers.
It depends on what game we're playing against,
Smash Brothers, Pomario on your Wii U,
and then Mario's not playing.
Okay, but it's an AI control Mario,
or whatever the character is, and you train it, right?
Like it learns from fighting either against you
or against computers.
So what, I mean, you're obviously not using all of them,
right?
If you buy one, you put on the show.
No, there's some some boxes yeah.
Yeah.
Like I don't get that like.
You're my thing.
I love Nintendo characters.
Okay.
I just love Nintendo characters as a whole.
I like action figures.
They're probably like the highest quality action figures.
Do you like boxes as well?
I don't wait.
Wait.
Well, I'm like the giant is not action figures because they're not.
You can't articulate.
Is that is a you right?
These are statuettes. right? Okay. I like statue
I see I get the idea of like collecting those because it's like a set number of them
It's nice. They're characters that you like yeah, but I just know people who collect
Everything and they don't just don't stop and they get it
They unbox it and they put it on a shelf and it just they never think you better get
I don't know what it is like it's in video games too like I just like to complete sets of things
Yeah, I guess it's like if I buy like I started the whole me with like I'm just gonna buy one
I'm just gonna buy one. Is it a completionist type thing? Yeah, I think it is I think heroin. Yeah, I just want to complete
Finish your heroin. That's why I like all the heroin
I just look at it. I don't actually spent $70. Oh, okay, check your bank
That's way the $100 on trailer. I'm okay with collecting. I've actually spent $70. Oh, okay. You checked your bank account. That's way better. It's $100 on Australia.
I'm okay with collecting.
I've gotten into record collecting lately.
And that's my big thing.
And I actually, so record it.
Because it's cool.
It's something, it's not having warmth to it.
No, it's something about having a physical representation
of music is a really cool idea.
No, absolutely it is.
And to the point where I went,
I went with a record. What was that?
Jered let it. Keep going.
So I'm so tonight. And but like so record store day was this past weekend and
are two weekends ago. And it's basically like a day where you know try to get
people to come out to like you know go to record shops again.
Everything on sale. Well it's not on sale but they have exclusive stuff.
Okay. So there'll be like records you get like, you know, a record store, a little
order in a bunch of these records. And they have to sign an agreement that says that they
will put them out at normal price. Like they won't eBay them. Because a lot of this
stuff will go on eBay immediately and sell for triple quadruple what it's worth.
That's one deal for you. And so, uh, so there was, there was a company that called Mario
Gingley Pasta. I got goldmars. Okay okay so there was a company that put out a 45 of the better-called Saul theme song which is
junior brown to this theme song is great and so this company put up like
the guy who made it for record store day they put out like a limited like a
hundred copies of this one thing and and they put it up on their website I have
no idea what we're looking at here. This is relevant to our Twitter.
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And so I just started like refreshing over and over again
And then like did that for about an hour trying to get to it and it never came back up and then finally
I got started getting like this request timed out thing and then I realized they had blocked my IP because I was refreshing
So much because I popped it up my phone and loaded and I was like, oh you mother fuckers
And so like I got on my phone and got like they actually put out two different things that day. They put out a, um, uh, uh, uh, like the Lego movie, like soundtrack.
They had like a special additional Lego movie soundtrack.
So I got that. But the other one, the, uh, I did not get.
It was very upsetting. So was that was the Lego movie soundtrack, a square LP?
Oh, no. It was, well, they had two different.
That would be pretty sweet.
Yeah. Well, they, I have a Batman die cut one.
That's the Batman logo.
And it's like, it's the sentence.
How does that even play like three seconds?
It's pretty cool.
It's pretty cool.
Oh, wait, it's, I mean, you put it on a record platter.
It's, it's, it's the size of a,
it's like a normal size record, like a 12 inch record.
But it's die cut.
And so only the inner two, like,
only the little inner part is actually playable.
So you put it on and move the needle to the start of it
and it plays against it.
So it's a short.
Yeah. And so it's the animated Batman, the animated Batman TV show theme.
Oh, that's not really cool. It's not the bat dance. No.
So how many records do you think you have? I probably have about 150 right now.
Wow. Of which probably. Oh, there you go. That's yeah. So Mondo, a company here in Austin,
they did that. Okay, I get, for some reason, I pictured a lot skinnier. Yeah, I was pictureant.
Yeah. So what you're is is the amoeba struggle
Yeah, but I listen all of my records though like I play them. I will look at all my amoebas
They're my we don't play them though. You don't play with them, you know
I think I have 15 records. Yeah, yeah, that's cool. Do you have a player? I do okay
But it's like it's not like a very expensive big
Player that you probably have. Yeah, I don't know what make you have my I well see though
Okay, this is another cool thing about about record collecting is that I went and talked to my dad about it
And my dad's like oh hey, and he's open up like this cabinet which he's been closed for years
And he had like 300 records in there. I was like oh shit
And then like I was going to this stuff and like he had like the Star Wars soundtrack
You know like disco Star Wars? No, no
It's the John Williams one.
And there was a close encounter of the third kind.
Tons of Old William Nelson records.
He had Cheech and Chong albums.
It was just really cool to be sitting there
and going through the stuff with my dad.
I let your dad, I can't imagine him having those.
Tons of country music.
So the ancient trunks and the little hoes.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
My friends are making brownies.
That's a pillow.
But yeah, and so, but it was cool.
I mean, he's the work in a radio station back in the days.
He's gonna sound more of it.
You should talk to other Patrick.
He went to an estate sale over the weekend.
Oh, yeah.
Turns out ton of records at those.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you should go check that out.
Yeah, I've got a bunch of great frames
at a estate sales before, but I was told,
there's only the way you said that.
Well, I got really crazy.
I don't really, yeah.
People are like a dear, they're like family photos in it and stuff. You stuff you'd like peel out. No, no, it's just like that's good
I know these frames are really expensive because they're old yeah, and you're selling them for like a buck
Yeah, it's like I'm gonna take all of
Profits I just want to give credit real fast
Kawai Gus and Kawaii Kerry was made by Ashley who is at link is my hero on twitter
she's my hero
do one of me actually
so yeah so record-clicking that's my new big hobby and i'm getting hooked
into it very very badly
so i've spent way too much money on it
real quick as i know we're getting kind of close to the end uh... steam
you want to talk about that
i really so
what's up with the kid who don't know and steam. You went talk about that. I really, so. What's, I'm really,
I'm really, I'm really,
I'm going to go on a mercy.
Yeah.
They started giving people the option
to charge, developers the option
to charge for mods.
Right.
So the example that everyone was very upset about
was Bethesda,
was began charging for Skyrim mods.
And, you know, I really don't have...
Wait, wait, wait, sorry.
Before you keep going on.
So, like, if I make a mod for Skyrim
on my own personal time,
using the tools they provided to whatever to make my mod.
Actually, here.
And then I put up my mod on the Steam Store.
Yes, on the workshop.
They monetize my mod. They get 80%.
That takes 75%.
They take 75% and you keep 25%.
But I have no intention to monetize.
I want to put it out for free.
It doesn't make you monetize it.
Yeah.
OK, this cancel all things.
Oh, there you can.
Well, cool.
You could put it out for free, but if you wanted to,
you could monetize it.
But it's not like the developers, that's a mod.
We're going to make you charge money for that.
No, it wasn't like that. OK, YouTube ads. OK, so it's a mod that not like developers like that's a mod. We're gonna make you charge money for no I wasn't like a YouTube ads. There's okay
So they're forcing it a person way to allow people to legally accept money for that work
I think I'm which I'm fine with I think the split was a little unfair
Which is a 20%
They didn't the developer set the split. Yes. Yeah people were
Valve takes 30% of their money.
They said it, okay.
But it says it takes 45% and that they set.
Gotcha.
They gave them a lot of money.
Okay.
And that's only for Skyrim.
But that was the example.
Yeah, that was the example.
Which they canceled today.
That's how it got really.
I know, they gave you got to read it.
Yeah, I gave it was on Reddit and it's just people lit into him.
So I think, you know think the model is fine.
I'm happy to see a legal way for modders to make money.
Like I said, I think the percentages were a little fucked up.
I think that can be refined.
But if people want to charge for mods, why can't they?
The backlash was the backlash over the developers
or was it over just charging in general?
It was over everything because I feel like there's a lot of misinformation over the course of the whole weekend too
Okay, yeah, but I mean I think a lot of it was if the it was the percentage split I feel like okay
So we also just didn't want to pay for mods at all. Yeah, yeah, that might have been the big thing
Yeah, that was the thing was doing the fishing one
that when it was like the first one that went up,
it was like they pulled it down because it was using some
else's assets.
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
From another mod.
Yeah, it's like, yeah, how do you call it?
Which I guess, it was a free mod, nobody cared.
Yeah.
It was like it was a paid mod.
It was like, oh, I can't go fishing no more.
That's a problem.
You can go fishing in a while.
You're going to go fishing, Carrie?
Let's go fishing.
You sure are. Are you you gonna roll in a car?
I'm like roll in a car
I'm gonna play wild star because I heard that was good. Yeah, but now I'm it's a play wow instead
You should play with a player. I'm a play Skyrim again. God so you should play well. I enjoy playing wow with you
I'm gonna play hard stuff play hard stuff
All right, I want to spend money if I play hard stuff when you play wow no
I just okay my computer so we can so I want to play a new PC
okay I got you want to play a new 11 year old PC
shh that was the thing is like this was the
weekend that I picked like all right got a new
hard drive my computer everything's working great
I'm gonna go get some skyrim I'm gonna go get some
mods make it really cool and then I go to do it
it's like shit fuck all right well here's a
free water pack all right I'm just gonna play
now dude speaking of gaming did you see that the what was it heroes of the storm was on ESPN 2 Shit! What was going on? Fuck! All right, well here's a free water pack. All right, I was gonna play now.
Speaking of gaming, did you see that, what was it?
Heroes of the Storm was on ESPN2 this weekend?
Yeah, really?
Yeah, so Heroes of the Two is on ESPN2 and Heroes of the Storm,
which the Heroes of the Dorm tournament was on ESPN2
and people lost their fucking mind.
And a good way or bad way?
A bad way.
Sports fans, sports fans.
Sports fans, sports fans.
We're not happy about seeing jocks in your game.
It was like ESPN had like the playoffs, basketball.
And then it was like ESPN 2 had like nerds
playing video games and oh my god.
How did they get out of their parents' basement?
Pokers, OK.
I'm going to go play fantasy football now.
Shut the fuck up nerds.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's, it's, it's, it's.
Can you do both of those things?
No, I'm all for it. I'm all about like if you're into something go for it
I used to be kind of like you know
I would shit on other people now
I'm like whatever if you if you're into whatever do it have fun except it was me collecting me boss
Oh, it's you clicking me. Yeah, that's pretty shit. Oh
I was like my collecting I was like that's cool
I know you know, we'll say yeah, but not collecting a me
I don't know what just happened here.
Anyway, so like, if someone's the play of video game,
if it's to the point, I mean, Blizzard has put
a lot of money into this stuff, and it's like,
all right, this is a big thing.
Look at, I mean, look at Korean.
Look at like all the people watching StarCraft.
That's legit.
That shit is legit, and it's just like,
it's annoying to your people.
They're like, like, in a whole,
not at a level.
But I mean, it's frustrating to hear people, like, you know, like, They've gone like, in a whole, No, yeah. But I mean, it's frustrating to hear people,
like, you know, shit on something they don't understand.
It's like, okay, they have competitive eating on ESPN.
Like every 4th of July, they have the hot dog eating tournament
from, uh, what, Tony and I,
Nathan's hot dog.
Yeah.
They have a freaking pun off.
Yeah.
Something that you think.
I really wish, I would pay for cable again if it,
ESPN, like, 4, which was,
Darts pool squirrel fishing poker
squirrel fishing and legal legends. Yeah, I pay for that and air hockey right?
Hell yeah air hockey if that was
I would go I would go pro and air hockey be a champ. I haven't played a while like a dust
stuff. I think it was two RTX's ago. We were hanging out at
Buffalo Billiards. Yeah, I think, and you were just screaming person out.
I think why don't we have a foosball table here?
We should.
Yeah, yeah, why don't we have a foosball table here?
Every time stuff like that comes up,
Bernio shoots it down.
F**k it.
He's not in charge anymore.
He's not here.
I think he's something like.
I'm out of company card.
Can I write something down for the podcast?
I had a ask him next time he's on it.
He's something about internet companies
having ping pong ball tables and he just feels like
that'll be the downfall
Like because Google has really gone down
Yeah, but yeah, bungee is really falling apart since I'm all for it
We're getting it. All right, let's do it. What if we get to
Don't get in with no don't we're gonna have a table here. We're gonna surprise the next Monday
Get like a good one though not like one of those shitty like I'm gonna spend so much money. Okay, I don't tell him
I'm gonna find the most expensive you saying that means everyone is
tweeting him right now saying Gus is buying a food ball table you know that's
okay he can do anything he's in New York yeah he can't stop me he's a time zone
away we're fine man yeah air hockey I fucking love air hockey yeah that was a
mile said he could beat me and I think I shut him out zero to seven so all of us
out I think well yeah that was that was the thing where it's and I think I shut him out zero to seven
Well, yeah, that was the thing was like I started playing then it's like oh, can I play is like all right And then I'm the playing like nine games a row is like I have to stop my arm hurts. Yeah, but I think I got one against you
No, just like
I used to play well when I worked with the arcade like my first job ever was an arcade and I used to play
Arachie so much that me and my boss we would say if kids came up and
challenges to Araki like we if they
paid for the game if they could beat
either of us they let them choose they
could be either of us we give two
dollars and tokens and so kids would
just challenge us on slow nights and
that's all we do is to play around.
Is that a form of gambling?
Not really I don't think.
Did you send back Dan's sweat shop
after that? Because it's not like
they're putting X amount.
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Exclamation mark. Okay, so I was like, I was like, I'm our rocket ship
That was it or not? I love all of all of all of all of all of the there's a lot of good fan art.
There's people are so talented nowadays. Yeah, I feel like my brain does not
Properly communicate with my hands. Yeah, like anymore or ever like ever since I was good like I feel like my brain does not properly communicate with my hands.
Yeah.
Like any more or ever.
Like ever since I was kid,
I feel like I know what I want to draw.
I know what I want to write.
And then like somewhere going down the nervous system
to my hand, my hands like, no, you know,
like my hands can be in a clause.
And like, is it mainstreaming hard?
It's fine, it's just that.
But it's like the fine, it's the fine.
I mean, if you don't want it to be.
The fine motor works.
Just do you check the time.
Like in your imagination, you can have the most intricate
detailed picture.
I was like, okay, draw that picture, hands like, no,
this is like, no, okay, I have a circle with two X's for eyes.
Yeah, like if I tried to draw that 64 logo on your shirt,
no, no, that would not, no, we're close to that.
I love that.
Well, it's also just being able to draw space,
like spatial things.
Yeah. In relation to each other, you could see it and picture it and, you know,
replicate it if you just trace it, but actually doing it freehand. I'm a great
trace. I bet I couldn't even trace really. Really? No, I mean, you can trace.
No, if you go slow enough, I'm an eater. I'm an eater. No, we that should be an
archivist. I'm going to come to your office. You're on the floor. Yeah.
You have a pass for either of you have a password? Yes. Have you guys downloaded a PT already?
Yes.
OK.
It's going away.
It's going away.
I never want to play that game.
Well, you don't have to worry about that now.
That's a teaser.
Yeah.
Man, that game is.
Yeah, that game is.
So you played PT.
Yeah.
PT was the teaser.
Oh.
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah. And now there's no game.
So that's it.
Yeah.
So today, you got let go of Kenanmiri,
let Kenanmiri, what ever went.
They've now canceled the game
So silent hills it was gonna be the gem of the Toro game too
So like apparently Guillermo sort of like kicked it off because someone asked him about the game at a Q&A thing recently
And he said oh, it's yeah, it's sad to say but it's not gonna happen and they're like oh and then they've made it official
As of today, there's not I mean yeah, that had to be one of the best
Done horror game. I was terrified. I wish I could have paid them for that had to be one of the best done horror games. I wish I
could have paid them for that. Like I wanted to give the money for that. Where can I throw money?
Where did they unveil that? Was that it? It was some calm. No I thought it was like some Sony
specifics. Yeah it was in the fall right? Was it was it that the PlayStation experience thing?
That was it? Yeah I think it was earlier than that because we still had the crew here for Ruby.
Yeah, I thought it was.
Because that's how we played it was at like 11 o'clock at night.
We booted it up and there's in it being like a 10 a like three.
Yeah, there's like 10 of us like just playing it and like freaking out and like passing
on the control.
Yeah, we did it.
We did a let's watch with it where Jeff me and some I think Lindsey played.
And in like playing that game, not knowing what was going to happen with headphones on, it was like the most terrifying thing ever.
I don't like scary movies. Scary movies that make you jump like no, fuck that.
And hearing stuff whispering to you and knowing things were behind you is like,
if I turn around, I'm going to get fucked.
Yeah, that was a very, very messed up thing.
I think it was so last year. So my games come.
Yeah, I think it was.
But one of the scariest moments of that was like,
seeing her, like the girl's shadow,
and seeing her head like freak out.
Oh, yeah.
And we were like, oh, there's a bug in the game.
And then we finally saw her in the mirror.
And her head was doing that.
We're like, oh no, it's close to me that way.
Yeah.
This is bad.
I remember she was very tall.
Yeah.
And it was scary when like, you could look at her
and she would slowly do
that weird creepy like, like, Jew on walk,
where it was like kind of like, you know,
jutting forward.
But then if you got within a certain threshold,
she would just rush.
And that like the first time that happened,
I was like, oh God, I didn't need that heart.
And yeah, that was, that was a lot of fun.
The last puzzle was really hard.
Fun.
Of course.
Watson, come here.
So when I first met Watson, was he gonna poop?
Probably.
Yeah.
Yeah, he was afraid of me.
He would bark at me and run away.
Really?
Yeah.
He kind of reminds me of Joe right now just kind of wandering on his set.
This is the weirdest looking dog ever.
It's like a possum.
It's got like, it's got weird different color eyes and like half color.
It's because he's half a docks and half Australian shepherd.
Yeah. So it's a weird mix, but he's so cute. I don't
This is a really bad on my part. I feel like he barks at Mexican people more than I was thinking
He really died. It wasn't just me. No, I really like we have a we have a guy named Rick
Watching came in like the first day like miles ahead and keep him here while Aaron was was away
First day every fine every fine. He sees Rick
Fucking goes for it. Yeah, and then he sees you and he just fucking barks. I think he might be racist
Yeah, okay
They will they only pick up on it from their owners
But Miles was half Mexican. Half, half.
Which half?
That's Watson doesn't like it.
That's beer Watson.
I touched him for the first time.
That was the first time I've ever let me touch him.
It's because you'd be here.
The lights are making you a little bit tailored.
It's not just because you could smell your dogs on you.
And like maybe he would like that.
Dogs normally like other dogs that are interested in this.
He loves the carpet.
Do you try and sniff your boho?
Who wouldn't?
What that's what dogs do?
What?
Dogs sniff of dogs' boho.
It's the same fight.
My boho is not like 18 inches off the ground before you can get to it.
Do you want to talk about RTX at all before we end the podcast?
Oh, yeah.
We should do a cam.
Definitely.
If you are thinking of coming our
ticks this summer, I highly encourage you to buy tickets sooner rather than
later. He won't say, but I'll say there's only 10 tickets left by them right
now. If you should get online right now, we're tickled tickets much faster this
year than previous years. Like we're gonna sell out 10 tickets. Yeah, they're
I we're gonna sell out at some point. No, I'm tickets tonight.. I'm taking it sooner rather than later. So everything about coming. Please come probably tonight
So you can buy your tickets and if you want a hotel bar, we're just retweeted some hotel info
Yes, or just we did some hotel info
Follow RTX event that logo is freaking my brain logo. It's 3D. It's kind of a
God 80 style. I guess is the theme we're going with this year the coloring the red and the cold BCR tapes
You ever see a dog do that. I don't touch me
My friendly unfriendly don't mind my so it's our real story at our tx event on Twitter. Yeah, and two links today
We posted a hotel deals finally. We have a deal at the JW Marriott and the Hiltian as well.
And we're going to have sessions there as well. Yeah, like so the events growing. It's not just at the
convention center. It's also at the JW Marriott. It's also at the Hilton. So those are going to be our two
flagship properties. So if you want a room in one of those hotels, you literally don't have to
leave the building to CRTX nice. Yeah, cool. There will be stuff for you to do in the hotel.
And everything is very close by.
It's yeah, you can see all the properties from each other.
Like the Hilton is across the street from the Convention Center and the JW is like two blocks away.
Everything is down to the Austin's nothing.
Two blocks down like a not busy street.
Exactly. There's no traffic there at all.
That's cool.
And yeah, so we're really excited.
We're finally entering that stretch where this is, you know, we're about almost a little over
three months out. Like this is where the bulk of the work really is for the dreams kicking.
But you got to say with the fact that tickets are going to sell out tonight because there's
only seven tickets left. That's got to make it a lot easier on you though, right?
Because a lot of times you're focusing on like,
okay, how else can we sell tickets, right?
It's like, it makes me more scared, actually.
Really? This is more scary.
I was thinking you had a coast at this point,
because it's like, or not a coast,
but I mean, you have to worry about,
oh, we have to promote, because it's like, you're sold out.
I mean, really, the bottleneck and the real thing
is making sure that there's a diverse amount of programming
and there's a diverse amount of stuff for people to do.
Okay.
That's the real stress.
Okay.
Yeah, so-
Well, you have that every year.
At least with this, you're getting rid of the stress of additional promotion to get-
Honestly, promotion is always the least of my worries every year.
Yeah, man.
Like, I'm always mostly weird.
Like, I know people are going to buy tickets and I know people are going to come.
But then I started thinking, wow, these thousands and thousands of people bought tickets, most of which probably bought
airline tickets as well and hotels, and we have to make sure that they have fun.
Right, yeah, that's really the pressure.
If you guys give me an Apple watch, I can do it on a boxing panel, and then like try it
out.
But they got to keep it though.
Yeah, food ball tournament. I'll buy the most expensive food ball tournament.
Yeah, I'll do a food ball tournament with you. Let's do it. I'm up for foosball. I'm good at all like the nerd like the non-athletics sports
I'm really good at it's a stationary sports. No like like bowling. I'm actually pretty good at like air hockey
I'm incredibly good at like foosball. I'm pretty good at it's weird like darts. I'm pretty good at how are you a math?
I'm actually a math
My favorite sport you know who's surprisingly good at fuzball?
Who's that?
Alan.
Really?
He surprised me at all though.
I guess he worked in the medical field before.
I don't know why there were the one
that would be many fuzball.
What the fuck does that have to do with the whole thing?
No, no, I'm gonna tell you.
Go for the first little ball.
There's a little ball.
No, no, because tech people, like I worked at IBM
for a summer and like there were two fuzball tables
and two pool tables.
And like on your break you would go play fuzball and so like at a tech place like somewhere like Bungie
you've seen them playing you know like ping pong or or pinning arcade.
They have a ping pong championship down there.
Yeah, table tennis.
Table tennis.
Table tennis.
I'm trying to think like maybe can we get Rockstar to give us like a table tennis court
of land.
That was one of the gifts that the child's play charity auction dinner.
They give you a table tennis, uh, what's it called?
Paddle.
Mm.
And it was like, I can't.
Those are for butts.
That's what I use it for.
All right.
So foosball table, foosball tournament.
We can do, we can do like, like our version of a megathon type
dealers all just nerd sports where it's, we can do bar sports.
Why don't we just hand you a trophy now?
No, no, I want to I would
I would be like I'll help with it commissioner
Shuffleboard yeah, we got so good shuffleboard. I fucking love dude my team won geeks who drink last year
So we have a title to uphold so we got we got go down to the shop
We need darts. We need foosball. I'm gonna talk talking. I'll play darts with you. I love darts.
I mean, we're trying to throw a dart with your opposite hand.
Oh, yeah.
It's not good.
It fucks you up.
Yeah.
Oh, you fuck other people.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm all for it.
Let's do it.
And also, yeah, I'm still trying to work on details about doing a K1 thing again, but
it went really well last year.
And it sounds like everyone's up for it again.
It's very sweet.
But we're going to expand it this year. Like last year, we went from eight till midnight last year and it sounds like everyone's up up for it again. But we're going to expand it this year. Like last year we started we went
from eight till midnight last year. This was the Thursday before RTX and we ended
up basically having to cut tickets and like 805 because so many people showed up
that they filled it up for the whole night. We were racing until one day.
I know we're just seeing backpacks. Yeah. Yeah. Like pictures of just seas of
backpacks. So awesome. That was so much fun. So anyway.
Rooster teeth and achievement on their back Hound near Beckburg. Of course.
Yes, but anyway, they they've changed the track for those who came last year to the K1 thing they've changed the track up now
And so so all it's all it's more technical so the times are slower, but it's a lot more difficult. They did they made it the top-tier track
I would absolutely go do that. Oh, yeah, yeah, you should have you not gone to K1 with this? I'm not how dude. Yeah
I'm gonna go link is my hero
How dude? Yeah.
I'm gonna get a guess.
Link is my hero, mate.
Koi Barbara as well, per hero quest.
The sparkles really do.
I want that picture.
It's gonna be a profile picture.
Thanks, Ashley.
Yeah, you're awesome.
All right, well, it's about time to wrap up.
All right.
You gotta go.
Thank you guys.
Thanks for joining us.
We gotta go by, come on, send some food balls to my watch.
Thanks to everyone who came to Supernova, Australia.
You guys were awesome.
I just wanna say that.
Thanks to everyone. Thanks to everyone who wasn't at Supernova, Australia. You guys were awesome. I just want to say that. Thanks to everyone.
Thanks to everyone who wasn't at Supernova, Australia.
You're also awesome.
Yeah, everyone.
All right, there's five tickets left for RTX.
RTXEvent.com, right?
Is that what I'm going to be for?
There you go.
So, why are your tickets?
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