Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast From HELL - #666

Episode Date: September 15, 2021

Join Blaine Gibson, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, & Eric Baudour as they discuss going to Gus's house but for real, Super Wasps, 4DX experiences but not with the 4DX crew, dad tasting, and more on this week's RT Podcast. This episode was recorded September 14, 2021 and is sponsored by Stamps.com (http://stamps.com and use promo code ROOSTER) and Adam & Eve (http://adamandeve.com and use promo code ROOSTER). RTTV is sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/rttv). Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to episode 666 Welcome to our new permanent set. Yep. This is if you haven't seen it you should tune into the video version Yeah, this is how it is now all your listeners. We might have pictures posted. We're pretty happy with it It's a bummer that Gus can be here. Yeah, but that's fine. Where it's goose Vacation he's taken some time up. Yeah, 15th anniversary. Yeah, he and Esther's Wow, good for them. Yeah, that's I started saying, wow. Good for them. It's way too long to.

That's right. I was thinking. I just realized no one's been to Gus' house amongst like anybody that I know. I've been to Gus' house. What? I've been to what house do we talk in? I've been to a house of Gus' not his current one though.

Yeah, he was like explaining to me in a way that I think he was like gaslighting me because it sounds like a real house. I won't get into super detail, but I was just like, the fuck is your floor plan? Like, it's just really weird. I feel like we're interchanging the words gaslighting and lying to directly now. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know that he was gaslighting you.

I think he was just lying to you about his house. Sure. I don't think that there's another, that didn't need to be another term. It's just simply lying to you. Yeah, directly to your face is when you are convincing someone that like they have it wrong. Right. That's, that's a lie. But even though, right, which is a lie. Yes. Yes. Hmm. I've been trying to figure out right about eight years. Well, I did wrong when I went to Gus's house. We might never one time and never again. So I, and it went well, like I thought, we had a good time.

I stayed quite a long time. But who knows what I did wrong? Do you think that was it? I mean, I'm thinking, I'm thinking it's the last thing that you said where it seemed like you figured it out. But it was their plan. Because it was like, you know, we'll, we'll do stuff until this time and then we'll go and get food.

Who's that? Gus. An Esther? Oh, maybe he was just like, okay, before we went and got food. He probably feels like Okay, Gavin's been over for a good amount of time. That's all we need. That's all he needs But he didn't feel comfortable communicating that to Gavin for yes Or like maybe there's like a quota that everyone fills and like once they filled it done You could me a six steak. We had some nice Korean booze. Did you get food poisoning? No, I would be willing to say it was one of the best nights One of the best nights out Really it was really good. That's awesome. I like this somehow I bulls it up I like this psycho analyzing Gus when he's not here is of this is fun. I feel like that's what you do though

Like when there's a missing component. Oh, yeah, focus on them and they're not here to defend themselves He just do it. Yeah, it really was that was mega 64 constantly, which is just we're all together and this is fine But then if it would be like we're all together, but Sean is not here He is he is now our adversary. We will destroy him internally. Yeah. That would terrify me to ever say no to plans. But it creates a real ecosystem of trust, you know? Uh-huh. Like everybody's just super happy and they can turn their back comfortably on you. Uh-huh. Well, it's fine because when you, and then when Sean's there, but then Derek's not,

then Derek is the adversary. So I think that's the given take in the whole situation. I just love how you're using the term adversary. Well, that's, I think that's, because to me, that's what it is. It's talking shit about your friends. You have to, you have to make, it's adversarial. Someone is, it's for a brief amount of time, someone is truly a villain. One time, you have to make sure that that is known.

One time, it was during the big Texas freeze, Gus invited me over to pick up a thing, a tool that I needed to fix my water, but he just left it on the door stop, like pretty far from the cells. And I was like, all right, love him, Claire. And I just grabbed it and I left, and I like bowed to his several cameras,

and I was like, okay, right? Was it like a thing, like a, it was like, yeah, it was like a thing to like pull a, a great off of like my water stuff, so I can like turn off my water. Do you ever feel like having Gus in your own space feels like unnatural in a way because like we've been filming like social content at each other's houses while like you know The studios and flux and all this stuff is happening and like Gus has been coming over to our places Mm-hmm

And just like having Gus in my home is a very weird feeling for some like you're not supposed to be here. It's like he was doing it and I sometimes I'll catch him just like looking at like my walls and just kind of like assessing my house. Because he's really in a real estate and I know deep down like internally he's appraising my house. Yeah. And not too long ago he talked to Jeff and I was like right there and he I don't think he thought that I was looking at him But he said to Jeff that my yard look like shit That's really interesting blame like a week ago. What did you spend your weekend doing? I fixed my yard It looks so like I like a positive Gus's comment

It was because of that and then the H away it was also like hey your yard looks like It was because of that and then the H.O.A. was also like, Hey, your yard looks like. Oh, you're out. It does this comment means nothing. The homeowners association said this has gone too far. I was just like, it's like a clashing of things that happened and I was just like, I can't handle this. So I like, I stressed about it a whole week

and I just fucking, just fucking fixed it. And it's nice. I hope I could have been at the H.O.A. Where you, yeah. Yeah, I've been, it's just a yard. It's just like, like, it's like the weeds kind of got of got out of control and then like I had some flowers in my like flower bushes or whatever What are they called flower beds? Yeah that like died during the freeze and I just They're just fucking dead. I did the same every single plant. I had is that yeah, yeah, it just stumps and like bril

You know, I'm and it's to you guys. Did you guys smell the plants after that freeze? See the cactus has smelled like it was rotten AF. I noticed that. What was that? We walked by like there. We walked by like an area that had like a ton of plants and gardens and stuff like that. Maybe like a few days after the freeze was over.

And I was like, what is that smell? It smells like rotting food. And it's just like plants that have died and are just, they're rotting after the freeze. And it's, it reeks. I didn't even notice that that was a thing. My mind must have been fucking elsewhere because we were talking about

that we just went and got food together and we were talking about like how apparently Texas is in for another awful winter. So just like, gearing back up both like from a preparation standpoint, but also like mentally. It's a really good thing that our governor is paying attention to things like keeping the you know electrical grid intact and like making sure people are going to be safe this one air like really prioritizing thing. Well at least we can't sue them. Right. So but if that's good that we can't. There's no

recourse. If I find any of you tried to have a baby and then stopped it, I'm gonna fucking sue you. So is it gonna get cold like the same way or is it just gonna be averagely overwinter cold or are we gonna have like Arctic temperatures again? I think it's gonna be like like, oh god, it's just a colder than usual. So it's probably gonna shit. My mom was saying like, granted my mom's like, kind of like freaks out about a lot of things, but she was like, you need to gear up,

because it's gonna be a rough one. And she's from Kansas and they had like, fucking rough winners. Huh. I mean, like, the band, not that state. Oh, right, right, right. She's from the band, Kansas. Mike Burdle is way into that. the bands. We didn't stay. Oh, right, right. Um, she's from the band Kansas. Uh, Mike

Perdle is way into that. Uh, so like, I like, I was so dark. I smile. That's all I, yeah, that's awesome. Just see my, you look spooky. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, there you go. Uh, just a Monday. I think that we've hardly had a summer. It's been hot, but it hasn't been over 100 degrees every day for three months. It has been 97 for a few weeks, and I've gone this sucks. You want the 100? No, I don't want it. It's 97 is hot hot. I think you're saying it's surprising because usually in Texas, there's at least a few days in summer. It's usually like share brutality, and you can't escape it. And then it it's hot overnight and then you want to die Yeah, some days in Austin where I've walked outside and I swear I could hear just the earth sizzling

It's like it's so hot you can sort of hear it. Yeah, some water somewhere just Evaporating chocolate. I got the ground cook it. I was gonna mad when like a bird shit some my Jeep because then it's just like Just fucking cooked in there now. It's like it's part of the paint What's left of the paint? I mean, it's already rust and trip. Yeah, there are like dead bugs all over my garage I think they've just like died from the heat It's roasted. Oh, yeah like crickets and stuff like that that I just is so gross I just haven't cleaned them up. Yeah, they're just like what do you want to deal with bugs? I want to deal with I mean I could just sweep them up and toss them out you can eat eat them. You can eat those bugs. Or I could eat them.

You could eat or eat. That's my new show. Eat or eat. Enjoy. Yep. And you it's bugs. Uh, you we were talking because like I got like a hornet thing going on. I was just like a homeowner podcast now.

But anyways, uh, Gus isn't here to figure we just do it. In his honor. Yeah. Uh, I didn't I've never used hornet, whatever poison fucking stuff. Yeah. And it was used Hornet, whatever, poison, fucking stuff. And it was like, I was reading the instructions and it was like 10 feet away, pull trigger, you know, all this stuff.

And I was like, there's no way that this tiny bottle is going to, and it just fucking like launch to the stratosphere. Yeah. Just just the straight white giz stream and just like the Hornets are like, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII It was so cool. Oh no come again. And then they just run they fly away. I sprayed a hornet's nest or a wasp nest Three days ago and then I went out the next day and there were more wasps at that nest You said that you kept them there to like I do I do. Oh, yeah, so when I get wasp nests Yeah, you know, I will spray them and people are like oh, you should knock them down I go no, no, I leave them up because imagine that you're trying to build a house somewhere and people are like, oh, you should knock them down. I go, no, no, I leave them up because imagine that you're trying to build a house somewhere and people are like trying to keep you off

that land and then you go back and you just see like graveyards. And you're like a terminator too, people built of ash and they're like, pushes. I do the same thing when I kill bugs. I leave them there. So we're learning. Yeah, so like imagine.

We're food. It's that and it's just, da da, da da, and you look across and it's just graveyards and you're like, I'm not building here. This isn't like, this isn't for me. Anyway, those was came back, which means they must be stronger than ever. Super was maybe or you're just getting more to kill. But why would they go back to the same nest?

I don't know. And that's interesting to me because I've got the same thing when I've ever killed a wasp nest. Like I just leave it there. Yeah. It depends how big it if it's if it's huge, I'll knock it down. But if it's like small, be like whatever. Apparently Watts are very territorial.

So if they see another wasp nest, they won't build or come near. There you go. But. So it's like scarecrows for wasps. Oh, interesting. Yeah, scare wasps. But that's why you could buy those fake wasp nest

to hang in your backyard or or places to essentially do. Mine's a disco ball. I don't know about you can buy fake wasp nest. What? Yeah, they're not like 100%. It works sometimes. I would figure they're not. I thought you meant like a wasp nest.

I would say unless it was built by wasps, I wouldn't think it would have been a peltra. It's gone too far. Okay, so I'm just going to go on Amazon and search wasp nest. What's the wasp nest? E-Coy. How much other like eight bucks? You can get a wasp nest.

Deco eco-friendly hanging fake wasp nest lantern trap for home and back. Yeah, garden outdoors. And you get four brown for 699. Or Gavin for green for 699. Hey According to the picture doesn't work. It's the wasp is right. Those are just bup like pretty cool actually They look like paper balls They're like little lanterns. Yeah. Yeah. Well, how about that? I didn't know that give it a shot

No, I don't think I'm gonna do that. I think I'll just keep spraying them. Okay. Yeah, those cans of Wasp foam are scary because they're like, they're big. They only spray for like 15 seconds. They're just really getting that stuff out there. Yeah, like blast and gizz. Spray yourself with like some type of bug poisoning. What?

Yeah, a wasp foam. What? Why did you do that? I told it on bleep face. Oh yeah, for that one. I don't know. Probably not. Where I thought it poisoned myself and I was telling you

to, you know, make sure I've spoken in the last two minutes. Oh, it is back. Do you remember that? I do remember that. That's not really quiet for you. Yeah, that's how many things happen on that show is just like between your involvement with that show and face gem.

I really don't know how you do anything else, or at least pay attention to anything else. It's a lot for one person's brain. There's, it's a considerable amount. I think face jam being every two weeks, but then fuck face being like once a week and we try to get ahead is like, why are we every two weeks?

Because we would not be getting nearly the numbers we're getting. That's the thing about face jam. Face jam gets. Yes. No, no, no, no, no. The numbers that face jam would be getting if it was every week would be, it would move it way up that rank. But face is way about face jam because of that. So why not do that with face jam?

I don't, I can't eat that much food. I just like, I can't, I can't do, I can't eat the amount that we would have to eat every week would like make, I wouldn wouldn't it would be where it like This would be like way worse and it's already bad Gavin you're treating him like he's like the Kevin Feige of the fuck face and face jam universe. Yeah, yeah I don't know how you keep track of all that Those characters he's planned um both of those pub costs out to at least 2028. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, we're gonna have we're gonna have some spin-offs We're in face

Yay That's great what that loses is very good. I don't know if you're gonna use it so I'm just gonna say it But oh it's a normal talk about it recently and I did a Like a reporter and the field thing nice the largest McDonald's in the world. Mm-hmm. It's huge. It's fuck It's um, I'm trying to think of a size comparison. It's fucking massive. It's two stories. And they're one of the three McDonald's that serves pizza.

What? So I bought a McDonald's pizza. Nick, they have the McPizza at the McDonald's in Orlando. Is it called McPizza? That's right. McPizza. That's why Nick made a Nick pizza. We're like, make a McPizza. And he said, here it is. It's a, Nick made a Nick pizza. We're like, make a McPizza.

And he said, here it is. It's a Nick pizza was okay. So three story McDonald's. It has the pizza. Before you even get the pizza, was the menu different? Was there, did they have like mixed spaghetti or was it like, so they had like, yes, they did. They had three different areas. They had a coffee area they had a pizza we need to go to

Orlando for face a pizza roasting thing and then they had the normal McDonald's kitchen but then they had like all of these computers that you could order the kiosks uh-huh you know we ordered at the kiosk and you can like customize your pizza or you're like alfredo cheesy cheesy pizza, snoodles, what the fuck? What the fuck? And I just watched him bake my pizza and he was just a McDonald's pizza. Was he good? You got to listen to my review if you guys want to put it,

but it was, what was it McDonald's? My favorite part of, my favorite part of Blaine's review, we'll see if it makes it in a face jam or not. Yeah. But my favorite part of the review is he gives a score. He goes, I don't know how your scoring system works. Here's my score. Pretty good for McDonald's pizza.

Like, there's a meter that you would like you would go as far as McDonald's pizzas go. Pretty good McDonald's pizza. This one right here. Yeah, it was. I don't know how well it's McDonald's pizza. That's just going for it. How does it work? How do you work?

1 to 100. But here's the thing. It was going to be 1 to 10. And then Michael's like, that's fine. I'll just use decimals. And Jordan went, no, because then why would let's just do out of 100? And Michael said, okay. And then started using decimals.

85.7. Yes. And Jordan gets furious. Yeah. When I ate it, I didn't mean to, but it was kind of hot, you know, for me, all speeds up. And it was, it's like, it's really thin, and like, kind of that like really like slack, you know, so you have to like, fold it in order to get it straight, to get into your mouth. And even then,

it's like, so when I eat it, I go, and it's like, it's like, it's like, slop going in, steam coming out. Yeah, and it sounds like it's a bit that I'm doing, but it was genuinely just like, that was the way that I had to eat it, and I explained it. It's like, it's like slop going in, steam coming up. Yeah, and it sounds like it's a bit that I'm doing, but it was genuinely just like, that was the way that I had to eat it. And I explained it, it's like, it was like eating a moist paper towel. Oh my God.

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Ever are you guys bothered by people who like eat loudly? Yeah, what? Yes. I mean, like not, not was into that. Not, not, not into it, but like does it, it was a like, oh, listen to that. Yeah, there's like a bunch of this.

There's like a condition for people who can't stand the sound of chewing. Well, who do you know that's a loud eater? I don't know anybody like that. Trevor. Trevor. Trevor. Trevor. I'm just more self-conscious of when I eat

because like if I'm really hungry and I'm eating something, I won't be paying attention to the sounds I'm making. So like there are times when I'm just like shoving something down and Trevor's like, you hungry there? Yeah. So you would get so excited about food?

Uh oh, Mike. Missophonia. Missophonia. That's my anything audio relatedaphonia. Missaphonia. That's my- That's my- Anything audio related. Yep, Mike knows. No, it's nice.

So like you just get so excited about food that you can't like contain yourself and then you are- Sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. It's when I'm hungry. Uh, when I was a kid, my brother used to hum and like hum tunes and like sing tunes because

he was so excited. Oh, the bond. But he didn't know because he was so excited. Oh, fine. He didn't know that he was doing it, so I just always thought that was funny. What kind of tunes? He just goes, and he's like, eating a piece of pizza. When I, Chris is like a regular riding partner

in my Christmas, and we used to like, we were, so like when we were in the old offices, everyone except for Chris and I decided that they didn't want Chris and I to be in the same office together everyone except for Chris and I decided that they didn't want Chris and I to be in the same office together because they knew that we wouldn't come out of our offices together. So then we solved that by just going into our own, not one of our offices and just locking door, just we would just do what Chris and I would do anyways.

And I fucking hate when I'm riding with him because Chris will talk out the script. And then moves the knife to back. And he like says the things he's writing and acts it out as he's writing it. He does that on set too, doesn't he? Where he's like, behind the camera. Oh, yeah. He's very passionate. That's good.

Yeah. And I have to call him on. I'd be like, you know, normally it'd be like, hey, Chris, you're doing that. And then it got to the point where I was just like, would you shut the fuck up... In your head? Does he do that with emails? He does it with everything, my dude.

Chris, where's your... I hear your final paycheck going in the mail. Oh, it's fun. Dan does that whenever he's concentrating and we do it slow and stuff. He'll just stop breathing really hard through his nose. If he's like trying to watch, he's like,

and it's not a problem. He'll just stop breathing really hard through his nose. If he's like trying to wire something, he's like, ssshhhhhh. Ssshhhhhh. Ssshhhhhh. And it's not a problem. Like it's really coming across in the audio, except when we're doing like behind the scenes, I'm like, can you just film me on my phone here? I'm like, oh no. I'm doing like, just stuff out of the quarry

where I'm like, explaining my 3D rig with a phantom. And all you can hear, it's like, ssshhhhhh. And on the comments, like, man, it's been running. Damn. Damn. Do you, he's got some cardio, my dude. Do you think he's concentrating so hard

so he's trying not to move? So he's like, I won't breathe through my mouth. I'll just, it affects him there. Like, he breathes more when he's doing, he's not normal breathing to the point where, in the same behind the scenes video, he inhales some spit at some point and he just goes like And then he's waiting for me to stop talking but I keep talking like

And then I finish talking he goes I left it in because it was so funny. We were doing a skip for Arizona Circle a couple years ago If people in the eye and sister seen it or if you guys have seen it It's the one where it's a bunch of us ladies, essentially doing like a say on somewhere somewhere. And there's like a part where we're all like doing a chant. And we have to like get bigger and bigger and start like yelling it.

And so it's like, how much do you love it? Like something like that. And you just see Chris because he's directing behind the camera going, oh my God. You're just acting it out. Yeah. And his face turns into like the most rat-like face. I've never seen a fight, like a almost fight take place on set closer to the one that,

so okay, and that's a weird way of phrasing it. We had this one night. We knew we were going to go over. It was an all-over night, and it was also one of the things that we were going to shoot that was going to, like, we were going to have to do Over time for was this air is in a circle air is a circle, okay, and it was the it was this one We're in this warehouse and there's like a shootout and Chris and I were co-directing the scene and I'm not in the majority of it

So I was directing like behind the camera and you know Chris is doing stuff But when there is takes where Chris was in the scene. He was behind camera and There's a scene where everybody gets shot and he didn't communicate this to anybody, but Chris would clap as gunshots. That's how he indicated that those were gunshots. So he was just clapping.

So like, he just like says the direction and action. And then Bruce was like acting. And then Chris started clapping in the middle of his take. And Bruce just like stopped what he was doing. And he was like acting and then Chris started clapping in the middle of his take. And Bruce just like stopped what he was doing and he was like, hey I'm sorry, could we stop down a little bit? What the fuck are we doing? He was just like, he looked at he's about to twist off. Clapping for gunshots.

But they're like that on Canterale because like you were directed by Chris quite a bit. Yeah, I'm like that on Camp betrayal, because you were directed by Chris quite a bit. Yeah, I'm at the mat. Yeah, I mean, like the only, my biggest complaint with Camp betrayal was when he would want another take and I would go from the top and then he would go, no, no, no, no. The part where it says hello, you don't have to do that again. So we're skipping one word.

Yeah, we got that. So it's from the top got that from the top. So from the top. No, why are we arguing about this? Just say from the top. That happened over and over, and I just kept yelling from the top. It was driving me fucking crazy.

I'm trying so hard to read all this exposition and all these pieces and then to just go you can lose the first two words and it's like I'm gonna you're dead you're fucking dead. Was it helpful to your character? Would it to make you more mad? Was it better? No, because my character was just this and he'd be going, change them. That was a silly. That was a silly shoe. What? Oh, what's this? I'm a bucket hat guy now.

Really? Yeah, check it out. That's a bucket hat. So weird. What do you mean? That was weird. I'm not going to like destroy it. I just want to see if it does this.

So like, I always assume the bucket hats when you flip them, they turn into the sailors caps, right? Oh, yeah. So then like put that on like that. I'm gonna look like a little sailor. No, look like a little cute little sailor boy. Oh, you bear. You don't like someone who just got dragged out of a well. Who's also decomposed a little bit?

Yeah, I bought a hat that had this logo on it. And when I got the hat, they sent me a free bucket hat that had the same logo on it. So this isn't like Jeff Merch, this is the first. No, no, no, this is happy to wear this. No, no, okay, cool. I found this hat and I went, oh, this is, I have a regular just like,

you know, that hat version of this hat. And then I opened it and I went, what the fuck is this? And it's the same like logo. It's like the, it serves up, it serves up the, it's like, yeah, it's like, you hang loose. I just do this all. It's my number one most used emoji.

Or the call me emoji. I guess every time if I ever talk to anyone and the conversations over, I just send two of these and that's the conversations over conversation today. And didn't I didn't get any of that? Oh, yeah, I forgot about that conversation. I wasn't on my phone. Oh, okay. Yep.

Yeah, so I got a hat that has this and they sent me a floppy hat and I went, that's cool. I remember new radicals, I remember in 1999. This is, we're gonna do this. I like it, it's nice. Yeah, I mean, no, it's not, but that's why we're doing it. So, do you think you'll be like this forever?

What do you think hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Let's figure out what this means before asking what it means. I think he just means your general demeanor, your general. Just you. Your base level is, it's like another person's stick, but it's permanent.

And it's, I don't know who it's for. Oh, it's because this is all for me. Yeah, it's for you. Like you've already got married, you've already nailed that. You've got someone who it's for. Oh, it's because this is all for me. You've worked. Yeah, it's for you. You've already got you're married. You've already nailed that. You got someone who cares about you. I assume.

And so Barbara Kirsten. Thank you, Barbara. It's it's 50. But when you're 50, 50. Yeah, just keep going to be Eric's though. Yeah, just keep doing it. Just keep on like two years. Yeah.

All right. I decided. Here's what I decided this week. Is people are like, oh, you're going gray. No, I'm not. I'm doing it. Just keep on doing like two years. Yeah. I decided. Here's what I decided this week. People are like, oh, you're going gray. No, I'm not. I'm going blonde. Ah, I'm going to tell people I'm going blonde. Something's happening and I'm going blonde.

I was blonde when I was a baby and now I'm going blonde again. There was blonde too. Something that happened where I remember texting Eric and I was like, I get you now. Something that it was a moment in time where I was like, Eric, I get you. The constant just like bewilderment. Oh, having that as an approach to life. What was that? It happens, it happened recently and I just went,

that's nice. Yeah, but it was just something where I was just like, just another fucking thing. Yeah, I was just like, more shit. What would Eric do? All you can do is just go, fuck it. I don't know.

Oh, have you seen my bruise lately? No, he's gonna show you his Oh, is it is it the one on the inner thigh? Oh? My god, I want to see turned to me dude did someone that's exactly like Trevor's yeah Why does everyone have the same bruise that I have the same size and it's happened like you're at the same stage We're just the outer Surface of it is dark just the outer surface of it is dark. I was, I was like, so me,

yep, me and Blaine and Jordan, and a few other people played baseball on the weekends. And I pitch, because I can throw the straightest. And usually we just, you know, we're probably like a little league field and we're just trying to rip at 170 feet, feel like big guys, you know what I mean?

Sometimes they kind of pepper back at you and you're the pitcher and you avoid them and most of the time I do. Jordan swears hit one at me and I'm so lucky that I jumped because I would have had to go to like the hospital. It would have been like, oh, I would have been like, it would have been like, yeah, like, dick and ball torture. It would have been bad. It would have been bad. Yeah. I think the whole thing would have been purple. It would have been blacker and bluer than I've ever seen it.

No kids. So it hit me on the inner thigh and I just had to like, I didn't go down. I just walked and just kept going like, fuck, I grabbed a beer and I put a beer on it and just made sure it was cold and blamed from the outfield just goes, oh, I mean, it's our friends Richard and Jordan and they're quiet because they know it's just like, oh, fuck, and Blaine from the outfield just goes, oh, man, that's a bad spot to get hit. Shut the fuck up for ever. Eric was so pissed.

I mean, what am I supposed to be thrilled like thanks for the contribution? He was just so, I mean, it is a bad spot to get hit. So then Blaine was batting and I was pitching and lob him in and he's crushing him or whatever. And he hit one. He fouled it off and it went straight down into his ankle, like just straight down. Boom. It's quiet. And then from the outfield, you just hear Jordan.

Oh, man, bad spot to get hit. But I just went, I understand what I did now. So how long will you down from that? Not at all. A minute, I went over and I put a beer on it and I opened the beer and I drank the beer. He walked over to the dugout, grabbed a corona and I was like, oh yeah, little salts on the rim there,

but it is just like, thanks man. Is this a way of big brews like that works? It's like, I feel like if you time lapse to it, be like a puddle. Cause it nails and it all goes brown and then it just like that works. It's like, I feel like if you time lapse, it'd be like a puddle. Because it nails and it all goes brown, then it just like spreads out. But you can see where the blood settled down lower than where the brews are.

It gets worse over a couple days, and then starts to get better. Yeah, I have one of them, well, I have like all over from every time we do extra life when I get paintboard, it's like that. But it's such, I'm getting peppered all in the same spots. So it's like that, but just like loads of circles spreading out. It's like trying, what is

actual I take place? October? Remember, have they announced that we're doing? We haven't announced it. But actual life is happening as it does every year and I, we will be doing stuff. Cool. Sorry. Someone in like probably a jurors like, fuck, fuck it. Let's just do it. You just can't say for the kids, right? Somebody got, then they, then somebody else trademark it. I think somebody else trademarked it.

And it was for a cryptocurrency. Hey, that's real cool. Oh fuck. What about four sun kids? We can probably say that. She, oh man, I wish we could trademark like thoughts and prayers. And then just like, just never use it. You know what I can use it again.

Yep. And we'll sue them if they do, because it's like, hey, that's useless. I'm all about litigation, baby. Yeah, let's do it. I'm a big I'm a big log guy. Yeah. I started watching Law and I started watching a show called Joe Perra Talks with you. It's an adult swim show. I mean, maybe one of the funniest shows I've ever seen. It's just a guy from like Upper Michigan very slow and very quiet, just kind of speaking with you. and then weird situation sort of happen

The end of one episode it just sort of pans day He's like talking to his grandmother and it's sort of done and it pans down to like these rocks as like paper weights And then it's just him leaning down into the shot out of focus and he goes the reason me and Jean are suing each other is to learn about The legal system if there's racial discrimination within it, end of episode. What the hell? I went, this is maybe the best show I've ever seen in my life. To hold on a shot that's out of focus and the end of your show is perfect.

Isn't it just kind of, it's got like ASMR vibes because it's like, it typically plays a lot of music, a lot of beautiful B-roll, weird narration, but it's like, I think it's like one of those shows that they designed to like, this is for people that are doing drugs. Yeah, it's just like like one of those shows that they designed to like, this is for people that are doing drugs.

Yeah, it's, it's just like 11 minutes of a very funny guy. It's co-created by Conor O'Malley who you would know if you've seen him or any of his online videos that are just so fucking batshit crazy, they're awesome. They're fucking, that guy's a performance artist on another level. It's fucking awesome, but he co-created that show. And it is to find the humor and what they find humor in is like so good and right in like that wheelhouse where you go, this might be perfect. This might be like a perfect show.

It's very, very good. I'm super impressed. If I just flip the front up. Just the front. There you go, just a little bit. Do I look like Blossom's friend? Buttercup? Which block? That's cool. I popped these two.om's friend? Buttercup? Which Blossom?

That's cool. I bought these two. That's all I really needed. That's good. Gavin Blossom was a show that was on in the early 90s. No, I know. Yeah, with Mayam Beallock. And she had a friend named Six. Wasn't Mayam Beallock like one of the potential Jeopardy hosts? I think so. Who did they go with? Well, she was like the special events host.

Oh. Okay. Well, the person they were going to go with. Right. Not that guy. Not a good person. The guy they didn't go with. Yeah. Didn't they like name, like, like, Cherebek was in an interview and he,

and he was with the guy that ended up taking the position. But I think he named somebody. He was like a local news anchor. And he's like, she's great, she's got a great personality, great, you know, all this stuff. And he's like, I want her to do. Oh, I don't know.

Oh, that's cool. There was like an old interview like before all that, you know, I think cancer stuff went down. He was just like, I want this person to be the host. And I don't even think they ever approached her about it. Hmm. I think too many people were to invested

on who became the host of Jeopardy because who watches TV, I suppose is my question. I think too many people were to invested on who became the host of Jeopardy because who watches TV, I suppose is my question. I think it was just a lot of people on the internet going, and then no one watches the show, so I'm sure. Yeah, I wonder how many people who were very invested in that choice actually watched. I would think you're very small about.

My girlfriend's like a nut for game shows, and she's got like a little like out she's got a bunch of she's like Alex Trebek Memorabilia collector like a bunch of like out-stabic action figures What is she want the host? Yeah It's just like her thing she loves it and like we were watching Match game and family feud and there's this one guy a camera who the host is Mike who's the host Family feud Mike my Family feud. Yeah, the original host.

Here, uh, Richard Dawson. Richard Dawson, Richard Dawson did this thing where he give good luck kisses. Oh, yeah. And he kissed every woman that was on the show on the mouth for good luck. But like, Richard Dawson seemed like a good dude and he was like, he was cool guy, but like, it was so weird because there'd be like these families and there'd be like a wife and their daughters and then the dad would be there. And then these families and there'd be like a wife and their daughters And then the dad would be there and then Richard Dawson would just be like oh nice to meet you

It just like give me kids on on the mouth of the wife on the mouth and then the dad just sitting there like getting Cucked by Richard Dawson on live TV It's so fun and kids and it was like we would say and he would kiss the wife and the children the daughters And it was like we would say and he would kiss the wife and the children the daughters He would make eye contact with the dad the whole time shake hands with the dad and then you just go Do you want to kiss the dad or not not kiss a nice kiss on the forehead for the dad Yeah, very nice. Oh, that would be nice. Maybe a little belly rub. There was a lot That would be cool too. It was a short. They did a while ago where there's this local actors fucking hilarious names Willie this is bald guys just got this great look

I always put him in shit like million dollars button stuff and I had to kiss him on the head and it tastes like my dad Like he was just like just like kissing like Old it was like this old man taste, you know like tasted like like your dad. Yeah, he's just like he smelled like my dad It was just like you know when you like smelt when you're a kid and you like land your dad's pillow And just kind of stink like your dad like skin cells and shit. We have what is that he's trying to the pillow I know what it tastes like because you know It's a smell and smell is like don't know smell and taste are like hand in hand And he takes my brother dad

Stuck fight in the end. I love it like how you just had to bring it back around It wasn't he tasted away my dad He's stuck fun in the end. I love it. I like how you just had to bring it back around It wasn't he takes my dad everyone goes, huh? And then we talk about it for a bit and you settle on he takes it away my dad I stand by it and then your Difference for it was you know how you know how your dad tastes and every one smells no What's like when you like when you It's like the pillow smell like that's the smell of a person is that smell? No. What's like when you like, when you, it's like the pillow smell. Like that's the smell of a person is a smell of their pillow. Like a smell of drool.

Like what your pheromones and stuff. It's just like that's your shampoo, your soap, your clone, your dandruff, your skin cells, everything, that's your smell is in your, if you want it, you know a person? Is that a smell of a person? I think a t-shirt is also pretty good because your pillow is just it sucks you up, you know, like day after day after day, night after night. What does your pillow

do? Just absorbs you. It gains weight from you. It kisses all the women on the for good luck. Right play that. Very normal way to end that. Very regular. I'm not crazy. Oh, yeah, so of course, perish the thought. You know how you can taste your dad. Is that going to be the title of this? Yeah, I would definitely think so. Yeah, you know, you're right. That one. Tasting your dad. Yep. Oh, man. So do you know the taste of your dad or no? You know, I'm not talking about my head. Barbara, dad tastes. Can't say no.

No, no. You gotta say me neither, bud. I can assume what Larry tastes like. What the fuck? Where are you? What are you doing? Keep in mind, something happened to you in that chair.

100% watching right now. That's fine. I just, I see Larry, I know the kind of guy is. Can you look in the camera? And I just, I just know what Larry tastes. Can you describe Larry's taste? Is that like 10 different tastes and everyone has like, Chad or is it everyone unique?

Like, what do you mean by taste? Like, if you lick them, they'll like... So I had to kiss them on the forehead. Okay. The, the, the, the, Willie guy. I think it the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, like a old man's now. It's like when you like you lick your arm. Ah, shit. I've just sounded like no one does this stuff. You know, like, it's like an unbathed arm. Did you taste like anything? Not really.

I just show it. So it's just, see you soon. I have no skin to like right now. Right. I can lick each other's arms. Oh, I'm okay. No, you wouldn't lick my arm. I really want to.

Hey, are you excited for the main story? I'm not. I'm not gonna talk back to what I really want to. Hey, you serve for the main explorer. We should tell you where my dad tastes like. I still want to know what you think, because you said you could probably taste Larry. Like, you know, it's just. No, no, no. That's what you said.

I'm telling you what you said. Uh, so you just have to pick a couple of tastes. Like, he seems active, so I'm sure that there's like a hint of just like athletic sweats kind of like, be not be oh, but like, you know, sure that there's a hint of just athletic sweats, kind of like, be not PO, but like, you know, there's like activity taste. Maybe some outdoorsy, I think he probably wears a clone, but not like, overwares it, and it might be kind of like a respectable gentleman's taste. So not like an axed body spray, but I'm thinking like more of an old spice, maybe like some

pine, you know. I don't know that you're right on any of those. Tune in now. Dad, do you, I don't think my dad almost calls. What a new text you'll know. Oh, yeah. Cause she'll know. Yeah. I don't think he can.

Stop. I'm gonna ask my mom what my dad tastes like. Loaded. All right, cool. Just gonna send this tweet. Tune in now as Blaine describes how dad's taste. All right, cool. Just going to send this tweet tuning now as Blaine describes how dad's taste. Can you take it? You can take a picture of me just drinking my beer and I just just I guess. Yep. There you go. There you go. There you go. That's how dad's taste. He

could predict your dad's taste. It's his magic trick. I'll just start out with the next carnival. At the next RTX. The next carnival next RTX The next carnival let me guess how you taste So I guess the answer is no, I'm not really that excited for matrix four Which pill you gonna take I'm so fucking red pill you could never blue pill me bro Which which was the pill that got you out of the matrix red pill the red pill pill me bro which which was the pill that got you out of the matrix red pill the repilts is it the take the road and see how far down the rabbit hole goes is that the quote or something like that I'm assuming so something like that I don't know I feel like a crowd is gathered since I tired talking about yes and she started talking about

dad tastes yeah and there's like people taking pictures and like yeah they want to have that's the freak show they're trying to they're trying to get a look at the freak show. Yeah. Do you think enough time has passed that we could potentially watch the Matrix again? We saw it during the pandemic, I think. Like we, we, we, someone rented this Alamo draft house theater. So you've seen it recently and we had a small group that I think Gavin was just trying to bite you over to watch the Matrix.

Oh, that was, so we were talking about Gus, not inviting me. Gavin hasn't invited me over since last time I was at his house. Yeah, I think so we were talking about Gus non-violent Gavin has invited me over since last time I was at his house. Yeah, I think that's what Barbara was saying is that he was trying to really watch the first one. We should probably hit up the second one. You watched so that was that was a fight because you watched it without me. Remember from back in the day.

Yeah, and then you tried to schedule it on Max Berk. Yeah. Yeah. Good times. She didn't want to watch a matrix on a Berk. With Blaine. With Blaine. Happy Berk.

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Next gen gaming is built with Intel Core i9 processors. That trillion. Trevor was talking about his like hysteria's and what the thing is. I've completely forgotten what two and what the fuck happened in two and three. I remember I'll buy no twins and that's it. Two. Two is Burley Bro and Motowace scene. Great. That's all I remember from it. Yes. Three. There's a sort of rain fight. Yeah. At some point, Smith gets out of the

matrix into a human man. Don't remember that I was a bit with. Oh, yeah. I remember a big smelly post-apocalyptic orgy. That was that was that was the third one. That was the second. And in mechs, there was a mechs. I thought I thought the third one had the dance orgy in the in the caves. Is that the song now? Is it Mike? Mike knew what the orgy was in. That's cool. Then I don't remember anything from the third one except Neo being like Christ. That's all I remember. Oh yeah, don't they like take his body and plug it in. Yeah, there's on and then and then there's the TV room. Mm hmm. Lost screens. I think by the numbers, I'm not a fan of the Matrix.

Yeah, even the first one? No, no, no, I like the first one. And then there are two more that I do not like. So that takes down the average of the overall. Well, yeah, I would you say by the numbers, your a terminator fan? Yeah. Yeah.

You think by the, you're a fan of the terminator franchise, just by the numbers, by the one and two, yeah. Right. And then, and then three and Genesis and dark side and fight. I just feel like when you talk about the terminate, you're not talking about this. You talk about one and two. Right. It's like alien.

Uh-huh. Well, that's why I whenever I hear Matrix, I just think first movie. That's a fan of the Matrix. Yeah. I think just the first movie. I think maybe if you like the first Matrix, you're really going to like Matrix four, because it looks like the first movie, but everyone's old Whoa, they recast some people who got right

Morpheus is young looks like Morpheus. It's it's the guy that's in like watchman and Candyman now. Oh from Westworld Lawrence fishburn something like that. No, no. No, more than that. He's got a got recast. I don't know who the new guy is. He's cool. He's a great actor. I love shit, but it's also like, I love you, but you're replacing somebody that I kind of love more. That he's playing more.

He's like, he's got more fuses glasses. And he's like, there's a scene where he's that you've seen the trailer. Okay. You not want to see the trailer. I'm not trailers. Okay. I won't say anything. They spoil the movies. Yes. Like I just did. So this movie just looks like they recast and redid a bunch of the Matrix one. Hey, go back and watch the trailer after you've seen it

because it is a very good trailer because it uses Jefferson Airplane. Yeah, it's the White Rabbit song. The White Rabbit song, and it's fucking slab. It's so on the nose, you couldn't fucking believe it. Go to hell, dude. It's so just like, hey, this movie's about the White Rabbit. Follow the White Rabbit. We gotta do this again.

But it's like a White Rabbit song. I have nothing against the song. It's just so on the nose, it's shocking. So they're like a reboot with the, but a lot of the same people. I don't want to say anything else because I don't want you going to a blind. Yeah, that's how it looks.

But my favorite movie going experience that I've ever had was Blade Runner 2049 because I watched the trailer, I think three times. And another than that, I didn't consume any of the other marketing material. This thing of Jeffrey Wright. And it's just fucking through my pants off marketing material. This thing of Jeffrey Wright. And it's just fucking threw my pants off.

Jeffrey Wright is a... Jeffrey Wright is in Gordon from the James Bond movies. Hey, speaking of that, this new one's the longest one ever. The new Bond? Yeah. Oh no. It's like 163 minutes or something. So the same thing.

Originally, I think, I think Casino Royale, the first down in Craig one was the longest. And, the first down in Craig one was the longest. And then the second down in Craig one was the shortest. But it felt much longer. Yeah, because it was on the writer's strike and it fucking blew. Yeah, it doesn't, he have the three longest and one shortest. How can I, how can you have three longest? Of like the, of all of them that are the Typhal and what is the spectre?

Spectre. Spectre. Spectre. That sounds right. Spectre. I'm excited about new bond. It's been a long time since a bond. Yeah, I think it's a, do you think that whoever is the next James Bond is going to hate it as much as Daniel Craig? Everyone who's bond hates it. That's how it should be. You see like the interviews for Sean Connery back in the day, or it's just like, he's like so famous in almost every country on earth. And there's nowhere he can go. And he's just like, this sucks.

Yep. I think Roger more probably liked it, but then he said that he got too old for the role. Cause he's like, he was, he was smooch in 20 year olds and he was like 50, 60. Yeah, he's like, I have to do this in the practice of my own home. I think he was like, I need to quit his bond

because the, the current bond girl I'm making out with is younger than my daughter. Yeah. And he was like, it need to quit his bond because the current bond girl I'm making out with is younger than my daughter. Yeah. And he was like, he was getting a bit scraggly. He was like wearing a lot of V-necks to hide sort of the, you can't hide this bit from age. It's true. It looks like they're like pinning his skin back so that he could look at you. Well, we actually did have a massive facelift.

Yeah, we all get beards. At least you could have the potential to grow a beard. James Bond can. To cover this part. He did it in die another day and that movie fucking sucks. Oh, yeah, it feels like James Bond thing is whoever they get the new one for. Everyone goes, this is the worst bond. And then they keep making movies and they go, this is the best bond.

And then there's a bunch of interviews where the James Bond goes, I don't want to fucking do this anymore. Yeah, it happens every time. It's like this. But it's my last bond. And then this you know, off of him, like so much. So that's $1 million. And they're like, well, you know, I was going to try and buy a golf course. So let's do it one more time.

You just have to think that it just increases, like you're walking around money in a way where like you never have to like you already didn't have to worry before like you're set, but it gets to a point where the things that you thought maybe you couldn't afford those are things that you never even have to think about ever and you can buy two. Like that's how much money you get paid to continue to make James Bond movies. I think Aston Martin said that they would give Daniel Craig and he asked him on, he wants for the rest of his life. DB5.

Because of the- Old classics too? I don't know. I don't know if they still even support that car. I would shit on making them. I would gamble that they're probably doing a thing. Oh, no. Mustang did that thing where they re-release

like their classic, like a 70s one, but they had it all modern So it's like you wouldn't die in it if it crashed. Yeah, yeah It was made out of like modern materials instead of just steel and there's crumple zones instead of you fly through the windshield Well the engine goes into your neck. Yeah, yeah, I went to a Went to pro wrestling show on the weekend and you can always tell when you're at a pro wrestling show That's like different levels of pro wrestling because it will be all the wrestlers will get there by carpool. So they all have like a rented car or one guy's car that's like a beater and they all get there because they're not making anybody doing this or there are the guys who are kind of on their way up or on their way down where they're making a little bit of money and they have that kind of car, where it's like, I have a blue Mustang and you go, this is, we're going to see this guy in the main event or the semi main event.

This is what did Yoshi arrive in? I think he probably walked. We've only been to this wrestling group before. It's called AWR. It's here in Austin. It was a come and take it live, probably like 30 people there or whatever. It's just like at a bar. It's so much fun. It's so I love independent professional wrestling because you we were blame to say this distance might

be this might be further than how close I was to the ring, but at an elevated level and you could just kissing this. I mean, it really was. They would like to move in a corner. You can do it. What? It's like, you would believe. Did you get your chin splashed with sweat? Oh, you would catch like pieces.

Good guys would like wear masks and they get like fucking hit or whatever. A piece would like fly off and stuff. We were at an event. It was a God. What was that one that we used to go to? We went to the one that I would go to Mohawk, it'd be anarchy championship. I lived right across the street from that, so I just walked there.

And I remember we took Noel one time. Oh, yeah. And Noel, like, one of the female wrestlers, like, fell on him and sat on his lap for a while, and Noel was like, and he just had his hands in the air. He just kept going, no. I couldn't think of a more Noel for school. It was so fun. It was so funny. A gentleman through and through.

Have you been to a wrestling event, Barbara? I've never been to a wrestling event. You have you ever want to go? You let me know. It's fucking awesome. Yeah, never like a small one on that. Yeah, the small ones are the best ones. I've never seen wrestling live, period.

Oh, it's a blast. The big ones are really cool because it's like going to the circuit. Unless it's you and John, you know, doing your thing and then John, John, I'm fucking back day, and I wasn't prepped for it, but he like jumped on and I was like, okay, I guess we were doing a piggyback ride. I saw the video.

I felt him moving and then he was standing on my back. I've never had that happen. I didn't know I was able to do that and we just did it. It was very impressive. It was, I saw a video of it. It was shocking. He stood on your back.

He, yeah. So Blaine was kind of like, he was standing with his back down, so it. You know of it. It was shocking. He stood on your back. He so blade was kind of like he was standing with his back Down so it was almost like a table and then John hopped up and just stood on him Yep, it was one of the things where if I if you told me like hey, we want you to try to do this We would fuck it up because I'd ever think it but it caught me so by surprise He was standing on my back in like three seconds and I was like, what the fuck what was so strong? Yeah Taste every dad. It's been really fun filming dumb shit with other people at the office

It's a between the games come out today where we Pretty simple video. We just moved a fridge It was fun. It was so fun to watch the reaction When they open the door in the radio. Oh, yeah, was I wanted to see it? We were in a meeting for when something happened. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it was like, it was so fucking funny to see that reaction and go like, man, it's cool that we're able to be back. We have content just so you guys know at home. We have content coming out all this week because we're all back in like the studio doing stuff

over and over and over and over and over. And it's just so easy to like that video just happened in that we were just, I was trying to see what I could move. Between the games, what? They was between some games. Yeah. I was trying to see what I could move while on one of those dumb segue things.

Yep. And then in the middle of doing that, I just had the idea to put it in front of the conference room door and then it became a whole thing. The server. But it's like, you don't even have to try. It's just like shit just happens. Trevor showed me a video that you guys filmed or it was like a video he was taking where he was on one of those hoverboards, I guess you call him. Yeah. And he was spinning. I don't want to spoil it because I'm sure it's going to be a video. But he was doing like selfie cam and like spinning so that entire background was blurry and he was trying to look at the lens to make eye contact with it His eyes are going

So fucking trippy. Yeah, you know when you spin around and then you have trouble Looking at it. Yeah, it's because your eyes because the liquid in your ears still move your eyes like going like Yeah, like I'm so sad to see that. I'll get him to send it to you But it's like fucking cool you guys have that that Tricycle thing where you have the hoverboard in the back and on a seat and then you have the one wheel in the front I wrote on those that they couldn't get me off it It wasn't until the thing started screaming at me because it overheated Yeah, and I put my hand on it and it's like what is up with this thing is the battery and I just touched the metal part and it literally like

Singe my hand Because I was just like going around just like doing laps around the office because it's a fucking ghost town up here too. Yeah, which is even more fun. There's an area around there where all the lights are off and there's no one there. Yeah, and you guys just keep I think it's Alfredo called it like the elephant ring. You're right there. Yeah, it's no place for a boy.

Yeah, but Michael and Sarah were around listening to Abba that the other day. Oh, that's lovely. I saw that video. Wait, the news, the new Abba? No, it there the other day. Oh, that's lovely. I saw that video with the news the new Abba. No, it's not a music. So that's it. Yeah, it's not good, but we actually have a ton of content coming out this week. Yeah, I'm for I wish you came to do this with us, but we played hide and seek. Let me know I'm available. With like all of us in a shoe mh hunter. It was like 12 people playing hide and seek. It was really fun. And then we did a beer pong, but with giant cups and moon balls. And like a cross-golf. That's awesome. And like we, yeah, we put like, I think it was like

seven tables across. That's cool. When did they come out? This week? Yeah. I think one comes out Wednesday and one comes out Friday. I gotta say the between the game stuff. And I know that you're gonna get comments that are people go like, this is what I missed from the last two years. Yeah, no shit. So do we are you fucking fucking save it? Jesus Christ. We don't want to be back. The thing that I really like, like, you're about to type it. And then you go, I don't. I think that's a nice comment. No, it's no, because you're hard to say you missed it, but just we all know that you missed it. We all missed it. For two years, we all missed it. We I hate that how much we missed it. What's your dad's taste like?

The thing that I really love about that video is that you guys don't just do the one thing You don't just move the refrigerator shit falls out all this other stuff and you're waiting for the reaction You decide that you need another refrigerator. So you move Matt exactly to be the refrigerator and that to me is why Those videos are so much fun, where he'd just, Matt, you're a refrigerator. And they set him in the space where the refrigerator was put a table with a bunch of drinks in front of him. And he just hands them out. I basically just informed him that he was the fridge now and he will go with anything. He was like, sure. Yeah, why not? That's a very good Mac. Right.

Okay. And then he kept talking. Everyone had like left him there and he just started going, it's boring being a refrigerator. The shop sucks. Yeah, it was fucking fun. That's the stuff. It was just funny because it was like it's quite cut down video. Like we were waiting for that meeting to end for ages. And every so often I used to be talking to Michael

and afraid of it. And then I'd just be like, what's my up to? And he'd just still be there. And say it would just be like, I'm just starting to fall. Do you know what I mean? He just stayed there the whole time. So many sodas fell out of that refrigerator

and got put right back. Yeah, well, I mean, they were all expired anyway. It's like, we've been walking back here for a couple of weeks. Has anyone ever gonna take a pause in the kitchen and maybe pull out some of the shit that expired in 2019 with some real food? Anyone?

There's actually fresh food there. Oh. You were screaming, God. Oh, thank you. It is kind of fun just walking by a desk and it's kind of like, did Chernobyl happen? There's like a cobweb on a Lego guy and you're just like, this is kind of different.

Oh, there are people who left coffee cups on their desk. Pumpkin with coffee still in it. That has molded over and then the mold has crushed it over. It's not like there was no warning for this. I know it's not like we should have this in our house. It just went down. I ate some expired chips the other day and then I was like la, and I just got some gum and it was like and it just turned into liquid in my mouth.

I was like, ah, everything's expired. Man, that happens quick, huh? Yeah. When I started here, we did a thing for the podcast where we made an ostrich egg omelet. Oh yeah. I ordered two. I kept the other one on my desk. It is still there. I probably should have packed it up. It's just an egg. It got packed by the movers. So we'll see. They moved an ostrich egg. Yeah, I don't know if they know that they moved an ostrich egg. You're gonna open a box. It's gonna be yolks on you. It It's gonna be, luckily none of this is up maxi left. At least none of the stuff that's don't. I'll be honest, the magic is somewhat ruined

when I can see Mike stop moving to hit the sandboard. Doesn't come out of nowhere. You know, see the. Man, I'm just glad we can be back for now. We're all we're all tested and we're all vaccinated and we're all that and we're never And you understand you know what this is, but yes, it's just nice to be back and see friends again Not in a place where I have to be like at a bar where it's 96 degrees. Yeah, no shit. That's how I feel. Yeah Why is everything outdoor in Austin? It's a good question. I think you're just maybe noticing a lot more that people prefer being outdoors while COVID still isn't.

We would just go to a lot of bars that were outdoor. I never tend to board. I don't go out like I don't... They seem pre- or post-pinned. Both. It's just the same. It's just everything's an outdoor bar. And I don't understand because it's 89 degrees at 9 p.m. and it does not feel good. Well, I mean, do you think it feels good? I think it feels fine. I mean, a lot of places have like the little Mr. fans and stuff like that and Mrs. fans. Sorry. Hang on Mike's moving. Hang on, just like, yeah, Michael. Hang on, hang moving. Hang on just a second.

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, I got into the bike. I got to switch pages. This isn't me saying I'm not going to bars that are outdoors. I absolutely go to bars that are outdoors, but I just... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, very social that. Yeah, I love it. You go down to like King Bees. I love that place.

I love Casino Camino, like an indoor bar. But like Violet King Bees, what's that? Up into a Queen Bee. Is that like a spin off? Yeah, Queen Bee is there a King Bees? Is it called Queen Bees? Have I been calling it King Bees? Well, that might be both.

Very misogynist. Oh, like down in Fran Tambeugas. There was, I remember there was nice because I used to live like downtown by East 6th, and if I'd strike out with a Tinder date or something, I'd text Eric and be like, I'll be there in 10. Oh, yeah, we would go down to East 6th, and then it would just be like, we need tacos. And now you have a girlfriend, and you'll never see him again. Yeah, we would go to, what was the bar?

What was the bar we'd end up at and go in the back? That's cheese. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'd always go to Lachke's. We go to the Grakyll. I got kicked out of the Grakyll once. What for? We had some, I made some Irish friends during an RTX one year.

They came to like an always open taping or whatever, but when we go, I didn't realize when you go drinking with Irish lads, you go drinking. Yeah, I did. What did I do? I pissed about, especially on holiday. Yes, everything you just said is how it felt. Piss the bell. Yeah, I did. What did I just piss about, especially on holiday? Yes. And everything you just said is how it felt.

Piss about it. That's how it felt drinking within the whole time. Because it was a lot of shouting and drinking and walking and shouting. And we went to a crackle. And we just kept shouting and drinking and shouting. And the bartenders like, you gotta go. It's been too long. Get out.

And we went, It doesn't have to run a bar. That's what I thought. Well, I think all of us underestimate how loud Eric could be. It was, I had guys. Eric is a loud individual. It's hard to be near its sporting events, because the team will look at him because of his game. They can hear him from the,

my favorite, my favorite thing happened recently. Uh-huh. Eric, me, Trevor and Barbara went to go see Shang-Chi in 40 x yeah, which 40 x is like the seed smooth. There's water spraying you. There's air It's fucking how they compare to a fast nine. I did not like it as much as fast nine. It is Apparently way more intense than fastie all of the choreography like the fights in this movie is when the fucking chairs move. So instead of

No, when you're in the car and it goes Pring Just right. Yeah. This is punches and you just go There's something in the back of the chair punching you too. They're often spray so much smoke you can't see the screen There was no smoke in this whole movie. There's like a whole lake scene. There was water Oh, the and the thing, the thing that this didn't work that fast was there was air shooting by your ears almost constantly.

Oh, I love it. It's because it was the punches. So it was like, it went, so anytime people were like punching or like throwing punches past people. And there's gotta be a guy like this. But Eric the whole time was like, yeah, I love St. Thomas.

Ah. You should have seen it in Fast 9 when they spoil it for Fast 9 when they are on a rocket going into space. It was very loud. All of the action was smoked. There was the flashing lights, but the loudest thing in the room was Eric. was Eric. Yeah. Eric was like 5DX. It was amazing. Cause I could just hear him sort of muffled, but very loud like, yeah! But they blasted to orbit.

Trevor said his favorite part was, it was near the beginning. Like right when the, one of the first fights scenes where you're a little like, holy fuck. Trevor said he looked over. Eric was holding a beer. Yeah, oh, it's shaking everywhere. Mark's gonna say, it's a great movie going experience.

If you only care about the movie, like, the percentage of that is. I'm so glad I had already seen it. Yeah. Yeah, because that's the only way I will see these movies. If you want me to see a Marvel movie or like one of these, like dumb action movies, don't invite me unless it's 40x because I don't want to go,

because I can't imagine how long these things are when you just sit in a cinema and it's so you're just that's a great movie viewing. Yeah, I thought it was fine. I thought it was okay. I thought you could definitely see the Disney hand of it in like the last third when it's like when there's a little monster with no face with little wings and he hops around and he goes you just go. Oh, this is what Disney does so well. This is the thing where you can buy all the little plush toys of the little monster that goes into section figures.

Yeah, and I do want to plush it back. I'm not here for a long time. I'm just here for a good time. And really, let me just go. I go to a sporting event. It's a good time. We went to that wrestling show and you just fucking yell at people and then the bad guy champion. You just go you suck and he goes, that's what I told

your mom last night. And then I go, no. And I spiked my beer on the ground and my friend Robbie goes, your mom drove all the way here for that. There was one time where we were fucking heckling a wrestler because like he was like he was like shitty and his like makeup kind of look like Babadur. I was like, you fucking suck, you know, like this. And he was like, apparently there's a storyline that I wasn't aware of where he was fighting a guy who like hurt his girlfriend who was also a wrestler.

He like broke a bone. And he like turned around and like, he like gave me the exposition. He was like, this guy broke my girlfriend's arm in the last ring. And stuff. And I was like, holy shit, I's arm in the last ring. It's something I was like I was like holy shit I'm on your side you fucking Yeah, I get a roll wrestling rules. That was the match where my friend Dmitry Alexander off was fighting that guy

Hates bears that he hates bears. He's gonna fight bears. He's bad. He's Vladimir Putin's least favorite wrestler He's watching he got hung upside down and then that guy said, I'm going to fucking kill this motherfucker and then poured real gasoline all over him and then really lit a lighter near him. And everyone in the audience would like, yeah, and then the lighter lit and we all went, that's gas. Hey, you can't keep doing this. Yeah. Holy shit. Yep. He didn't light him on fire. No. Somebody stopped him. I always did.

But it was lit. Yeah. Oh, I mean, legitimately everyone there was like onboard, onboard, onboard. That's real gasoline. Hey, you have like, you really have to stop right. This isn't funny anymore. Please stop. Yeah.

That was a cool match because there was actually that felt like there's stakes. Oh, yeah. Like you got an arresting thing like, that'll be stop. Yeah. That was a cool match, because there was actually, they felt like there's stakes. Oh, yeah. Like, you go on a wrestling thing, like, that'll be fine. Yep. So, I mean, Mike at Herp, but there's like medics. He's literally about to burn your friend alive.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, that's professional wrestling on an independent scale. Yeah. It's a lot of fun. Wow. You drink a lot of beer

and you scream and you have a good time. There's one guy named Rob the builder and he comes out to the village people. Oh, that's a good idea. And he's just like, he like works out, but he's just kind of like a whatever dude. But he brings a big wrench and he acts like it's his cock and then he's just like, hump in and stuff

and like everybody goes, fucking nuts. He's fun to watch. Yeah, he's fun to watch. You can get over like the crowd can really love you on that really like low level. If you have a gimmick, that is so fucking weird or goofy that everyone goes onboard immediately. It comes out to Macho Man has his trunks look like

caterpillar like like trackers or whatever and he wears like an orange reflected vest. That's how he does his vest. Don't like the yellow and black like cat like the like the back hose and stuff. Subtract. Like a big construction machinery, like the back hose and stuff. It's a track. Like a big construction machinery, you know? Oh, okay.

Yeah, caterpillar's just the brand. You were confused for so long, though. I thought you met an actual caterpillar. No, no, no. And I was like, is this a term that a caterpillar has a tractor that is like a part of its body? Yeah, well, I was trying to piece that together the whole time you were speaking.

Wrestling events can also be like an open mic night Because if you heckle them good enough, you'll get the other outing and some of those laughing jokes I had a guy that will you go for every time? I had some good ones and I was pretty proud of it I remember going home brushing my teeth. I know the guy that was a funny one I do guys come up to me at the show that we went to and said hey man those first two matches are pretty like they were what for your commentary was really funny All right cool man. Thank you. There's one time where it's like some guy was wrestling. I can't remember, but like they always announce like where they're from and like you can change it to like from Mars.

You can be anything from anywhere. Yeah, maybe a caterpillar. Yeah, absolutely. Where do you want to be from? Tractor. You can be from a caterpillar from Tractor. Absolutely. You can do that. Tractor, Mississippi. So, oh, well, there's just some guy and I can't remember where he's from, but I was like, go the fuck back to Flutterville. caterpillar from tractor. Absolutely. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can that's where I go to IKEA. But that's the fun of local professional. Yeah, I've never done anything else. I've never been to round rock otherwise.

I'm going to buy five. It's baseball. It's where you go see the round rock express. Oh, where's the where's the awesome? Yeah, off-sneftcy. you do? To stadium over by the domain. It's very. Yeah. It's like surprisingly, it is. It's about a block from top golf. Okay. I was wondering because one time we went to top golf. And there was like a bunch of like cars being directed a certain way. And I was like, what's this event going on here?

That's it. That's a, I guess that makes sense. Yeah. It's awesome. If he's been, I mean, they're the worst team in the league. But it's fun. But I know you go and you just, you scream and you have fun and bling went. It's a lot fun. It won that one time. That's great. You saw one of their four wheels, I think. I like sports invite me. Okay.

I'll come. Okay. Jordan always has like an extra ticket. Okay. Cool. Yeah. I said, I'm like Jordan. I said with Brian. He's in our group, pointing a bunch of people. I love sports. All right. I really do. I actually really miss going to like live sports games. Okay. Yeah. So we'll do it anytime you guys got extra. Let's do it.

Every time I see Brian, I have to like really pause because he's changed so much like everybody gained weight during the pandemic, but Brian just like is a new person. He's like, he lost a ton of weight and he's jacked. Yeah. Yeah. And I like, I'm like, of weight and he's jacked. Yeah, yeah. And I like, I'm like, I think that's Brian, I'm not sure. And I don't want this guy to kick my ass.

He can just recognize him because he's in a soccer jersey. So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Most people look the same. Like coming back now and like seeing everyone in studio, like some people's hair's a little longer, but ultimately everyone kind kinda looks the same. Yeah, it's only been like two years. Yeah, but like a lot of rehabbing to years.

This is permanent. What is? Exactly. I really hope this face paint comes off. I haven't tested it. I gotta be honest, I hope it doesn't. Yeah. How do you feel about wigs?

You big wig, do you know wigs? like Like to wear all the time Or what the fuck what does that mean? I just what is what is being into which so I don't know I don't wear any way you like steak or like every meal is If I could I would I just meant I don't know are you cool like you know I learn a wig yeah? Absolutely, okay, definitely you said it like sensually and I didn't like it you said it in a way that made me just go like

Like this yeah, but what is your dad to stop? I like being able to like change up Mo look from time to time for fun sees if we do an RTX ever again in person Would you let Blaine lick your dad on stage? I feel like that's a question for my dad Permission it's fine. I feel like it's it's absolutely a Larry level question Yeah, but it probably you before it even gets to that point because you're probably gonna have to bring it up to it My dad's his own person As long as my dad has a consent

I'll be like that bin and Jerry's guy where he like takes the tiniest scoop and he just goes, finella. Milk cream sugar. Uh huh. That's to not 10. You're gonna have to be like her dad four times. Vanilla. That's all twice. So that's a yes. Like you're on board. I don't I don't care anymore. You just give us you know give us a verbal yes. Fucking miss like our RTX. I know.

So many cool things we can. It was just like a little. Right on the wrist. Yeah. Yeah, go for it. I think I got for the bulk of the taste. I got to go over like neck though, you know. All right.

Well, maybe that's a little step too far. Nicholas just hung his head. Nicholas just went like he was watching and then went My poor sweet innocent dad Scrooge my mouth daddy The I'm not even saying you say that boy. It sounded like me Can we get that again? I want to share

Squirr to my mouth daddy fuck Someone else talking I think it must have been during another podcast or something and Mike just went Clip in that one yep that play. That's what the hornet sound like We're They're pretty ill-clic-a-bwide They go You want to. They go, eh. Oh, yeah. You want to wrap it up, Blaine? Oh, is it time?

We're late. Yeah, we start 10 minutes late. All right, let's keep it going, but that's fucking hell. How long do we normally these go for? It's going like 120, 164 minutes, James Bond style. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

How long is the longest bond? 164 minutes, I think. Is what they said. I think that's what it's going to be. Yeah. That's the. So that's like, yeah, I agree. To our 40. It's insane. Yeah. Do you think it's going to be in 40X? Cause I won't see it otherwise. I think it probably would be. Okay. Jungle cruise wasn't explain that. Oh, man. It riddled me that Barbara might have been just not at the theaters that are in Austin. That's ridiculous. But I feel that Barbara might have been just not at the theaters that are in Austin. That's ridiculous

But I feel like that would have been the perfect 40x. Yeah, we'll get you wet. You'd be all fucking so Ted to tow Maybe that's why they did do it is because like they would short out the electricity in the building It's just so much water man. I love seeing Shang Chi in 40x because like you guys have all seen it There's a lot of stuff with like wind and like leaves being like brush around and like especially the tallow location. They pumped in flower scents. Oh yeah, that was really cool. Yeah, they didn't do smells when we saw. It's not very. I don't know how Vin Diesel smells or tastes like the wind is going. Your hair is all and like you smell it and there's like a little bit of mist that they all it was so nice. I mean fast nine was good, but by far the most enjoyment I got was every time Meg turned off the water,

I would lean and turn it back on. I did the same thing to Barbara. The whole time, it's ain't she, and she was getting so fucking pissed. Why go to 4D experience? That's what you don't want. You don't want to get wet. I said, I kept both front corners

and because the movie's so cool. I kept saying you're simply experiencing 3D. Hang on, and I would turn it back on. Me? It was, it was, the water wasn't bad. No, they're only like two or three things like at the end, where you got sprayed. They don't have like 3D goggles.

No, there is a 3D, 40X movie, you could go to that. That sounds like shit, I don't. I don't. 3D 4D? No. It's just like a 3D movie. Right, but then if you're getting sprayed in the haze and stuff, it's hitting your ass.

Oh, I never want to see a movie in 3D. They're doing apparently dunes in 3D and I don't know I don't even think they show the nato max. What are your thoughts on 3D because you did all that stuff I mean to shoot it sucks for sure get out of here. I don't mind watching it especially on a big screen I feel like on a TV it's dumb, but like avatar was cool in 3D. Yeah Oh experience 3D. It was like designed around 3D though. So that would be a cool 4D X-Men Keep talking with Favetar. Yeah, Avatar just had like Fucking zero cultural footprint. It's just came to best and win I love it. I was one of the highest grossing movies ever, but no one talks about it. It's like it's like being to meme It's like being the highest grossing bubble gum. It's like Noah. It does not does not matter. I don't. I genuinely don't remember if it was good.

I remember thinking it's very much like fun. Gully. Exactly. But also there's a big mech that pulls out a big knife. Yeah. Yeah. Like Fern Gully. Like a fun Gully. You're right. That's what the way that does. My dad said old spice deodorant no colon. Yeah. I feared he was light on colon or sans colon, you know, he's an old spice guy. Yeah, that's that makes sense. Is that going to affect the taste? It's going to improve it. I'm going to taste the real Larry on the net. So now I'm going to get a full missing your dad.

I'm just going to lick a old spice deodorant stick. She's really, I'm'm gonna look at pictures of Larry I wonder how he feels Hi we should probably now we can end it they're okay now I think we're they're jokesters we're good yeah we have more content coming out this week oh also we should probably quickly sorry this is say that this is the

most we do this is part of a whole should I part of a whole should I part of a whole fucking thing. All right. We have a bunch of stuff coming out this week. We're all going to be in studio. Listen, if you're a first member, thank you so much for being a first member, things have changed because everything comes out a day early for you. If it came out on Wednesday before, oh, Tuesday, cool.

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starting Wednesday. That's what's happening. Was that not already I think? The podcast would just come out audio for everybody with ads. Yeah, now you get it a day early with first. So you can listen to fuck face a day before. Nice. I mean, that's, that's really it. And no ads. I still can sense red it. Just fucking shitting on you right now. Oh, no. What will I do? Oh, God, people who took the time to leave a comment. What will I comment? Leave is there a comment levers have a lot to say.

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