Rooster Teeth Podcast - Ruining Infinity War - #530

Episode Date: February 5, 2019

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If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only on Peacock. Oh, you're listening to Rooster Teeth Podcast number 530. If you hear something you would like to see from this episode, visit first.roosterteeth.com. It knows how to exclude itself. Welcome to the Roushitith podcast brought to you tonight by me undies and the Roushitith store. Thank you Roushit store and me undies. We'll hear more about them later. So this instant thing, do we do the intros? I'm way I'm Gavin. I'm going. And I'm going. So great. You still see you. You go down. Why do we, why do we have to five billion podcasts? Why do we still do intros? I think it's just say the audio listeners,

the way it is. As I punch my microphone. Well, what if you started on episode 5908? Oh, everyone just started right there. What if you started listening to it98 or whatever? You just started right there. What if you started listening to it then? I think you wouldn't know who the fuck we were anyway. So when we were names matter at that point, you wouldn't be like, oh, Gavin's on, thank God. Well, how do you know who Howard Sternis? How's he going?

Because he's called the Howard Stern Show. That's how I know who Howard Sternis. How do you know who Robin is? What's that? Well, Fred, they don't do that. It's not because I'm listening to the start of the Howard Stern show and they say, I'm Robin!

It's a good point. I'm glad you guys remember them say that. You did, it's the intro thing. I just forget why we do it. So you guys were having a private conversation right before we came on the air. What is wrong with your dick? What are you doing?

Oh wow. What are you doing? What are you doing? Nothing's wrong with dick. Everything's wrong. I went and got tested today because that's a What is bond more adult thing to do? So blood tests. Yeah, I do blood tests and it's a responsible thing to do if you've been irresponsible and you've been climbing in Bearback left and right. No, I think regardless of how many people you slept with you should still be safe. There's if you are active

No, you are sexually active in any way. It's it's good to be tested. What? Like if two people only bang in each other the whole time and five years positive, you don't need to get tested. And that's a good idea. Still do it. Why the? Duffkin. The

Hornet. And then it comes out or you pick something up from a toilet seat. Very or Jim on the lap until you get something from a toilet. He doesn't listen.

Get blame has no idea what he's talking about. What are you going to get from a toilet seat? What are you talking about from a toilet. He, listen, Blaine has no idea what he's talking about. What are you gonna get from a toilet? What are you gonna get from a toilet? What's a lot of things? I know, I know someone who got a real from a toilet seat. I don't know what you're saying, but they told you.

Can I get a committee and die? Can you get some things from a toilet seat? Are you gonna get shit? I think it's like possible, but it like extremely. I know someone who said they got something from a wet suit. Really? So I remember I've had a lot of things recently when like random places to get CDs.

STIs they did a they did a did you ever have your kid a person come in to your auditorium or your gymnasium and then give you the sex talk and then like some like sad story or something. Yeah, but then you got arrested. So you wasn't a teacher or anything, just came and started giving it a six-hunk. Well, there was a guy that talked about how like, family members died from AIDS.

And he- No, that can happen, though. Yeah, and I was like so wrecked by that talk that I was afraid I was gonna give everybody to my family AIDS because those masturbating into the toilet or something. And I just didn't know like how it works. So they weren't giving me the 12-in-a-lice HIV. I. And I just didn't know like how it works. So they weren't giving me the toilet.

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So they weren't giving me the toilet. So they weren't giving me the toilet. So they weren't giving me the toilet. So they weren't giving me the toilet. So they weren't giving me the toilet. So they weren't giving me the toilet. So they weren't giving me the toilet. So they weren't giving me the a picture from magazine and tape it to the toilet. I always think like cut the mouth open or the face and the body. I'd be way more worried somebody would find that. So wait, you want to get a magazine cut the face out and go through the hole. Why did you go through the hole? I'm just talking about like on the toilet seat. Oh, not over the hole. Yeah, yeah. I was almost there. How big would that picture need to be for the mouth to be over the hole? I guess you could just cut out a little thing and have a target practice.

You could have a carnival game at that point. Yeah. Yeah. Better up. Come on. I had a test. I got, what did it mean? I got Epiditomyus, which is some kind of inflammation.

Gross. Did that come from the toilet seat? I got it because I don't know where I got it. It was like a thing and it's apparently when you get it can recur. But it was like, it was kind of a lot of like pain. I was like super sour. What is the epidid amus? It's the tubes that go from the testes To the other places. I feel like the vast the vast difference. Yeah, so that's the vast difference Did you always feel like you just gotten kicked in the balls or something? Yeah, I've just pretty much how it felt that's awful and they say it can go like come with

Drain and my dad had hernias so I was always always worried about getting hernia I thought hernia know was not experience of vast difference Barbara just Did you miss me? Yes, please guys So one of the tests they gave me and this is about 20 years ago. Oh, it's seconds off one of the tests They gave me was like some of the symptoms like that in King with either Conorria or syphilis so they gave me the test for that.

They was like, okay fine, we'll get the test. But then they swab your e-restraptive blood. Yes. Like, swab it is in like, no, they went down and in. They took like a, like a Q tip. And they like to go all the way down. They had to go all the way down. And like even the down.

They made all the way down. They had to go like, they can't go to the, they can't go just on the inside. They had to go down until like, there's a turn. I don't know, like, no, they can't go just on the inside they go down to like there's a turn I don't know how long is this cute tip pipe clean It's like my future was like this long The guy was in the parking lot I gotta run So when they like try to stick like a wooden stick with the cute tip on the end

So are they like trying to shove it down a flaccid penis? Surely it'd be like well I got more the cutie upon the end. So are they like trying to shove it down a flaccid penis? Surely it'd be like, well, I got more flaccid by the second two. It was like, you went inside. So by the end of it, they're just like summing it into a grape. What's that exactly? But a really big grape look of it.

That grape started, you just like normal flaccid. Then they explained what the test is. And then you go like, the testies, you have like, like turtle head goes in a little bit more. And then they go to grab for it. And then it was just like good luck trying to find it. What are the points?

We lost it. It all right, coax it out, fellas. We're having an open herd of voices in this situation. I didn't want to have ever. Yeah, something going inside of your dick. Yeah, yeah. That's not. There's a thing you're sounding. Have you, I think we talked about the pukes. We of your dick. Yeah, yeah, that's not there's a thing you're sounding

Have you ever we said I think we talked about the bug is talked about sounding yeah with the like a metal Yeah, I'm the boss is it like a butt plug? It's not getting to details. No, it's like a thin like metal rod Yeah, like a cute tip like a metal YouTube, but she loses it. She loses her grip on it and it just disappears down and it's just Awful anyway, I am I am using the feeling you guys will never be able to relate to but every time I have my period This is a grip on it and it just disappears down. It's just awful. Anyway. I am, this is a feeling you guys will never be able to relate to, but every time I have my period and I can't remember, sometimes I can't remember if I've taken my tampon out.

And that's like, I only think about it when I'm putting in a tampon. And I think what if I already have it in there and I just shove the other one further up inside me and I can't get it? Get that toxic shock, right? Yeah, it's dangerous. Yeah. Well, how far up can it go? Don't get that toxic shock right yeah it's dangerous yeah well how far up can it go don't you like change them out at the same time like can't you just look at

the counter and say like there's the old one got you know let's do a head count where I put the old one on the counter I don't know I've never done this before I've never done this before where he's holding your hand well sometimes you don't, for me, I don't always replace it right away. Right away. Yeah. It's like, uh, do you take one out and then let me let me breathe a little bit? Yeah.

It seems like that would be problematic. Well, you know, I'm not cushing from my vagina. You also give yourself a good scene to several times a day, right? A good what? A good scene to you scoping out the action. Bit of a house your father and I. Oh, I thought you meant like I look inside my vagina

a couple of times a day. They were self-the-royal eyeball, but I would assume you'd have to time that between tampons. No, you could have an orgasm with a tampon in. County. Yeah, for sure. I can confirm. It's just outside stuff.

Yeah. Is it called tampon? Could you tamp it in? Is that where the name comes from? Definitely, and definitely not. Is it. Is it cold tampon? Could you tamp it in? Is that where the name comes from? Definitely, and definitely not. Is it? Okay. What's tampon?

Tampons, like we're going to go, like that. When you make the coffee, we have the coffee. Yeah, you have a really nice coffee machine at our new office. And then you can go, it auto-tamps, but if you didn't, you'd have the thing you go, tampons. Well, if that was true, wouldn't it be called a tampon? Yeah, I thought I was wondering. When did the way he just said it made me think, oh, tampon.

Well, I was just trying to be afraid, like, say it the way you say condom. Condom. Condom. Yeah. You had like health experience, medical school experience, right? I was actually, this is stuff that I studied more

than else with sexual health. I was a sexual health peer advisor. Great. So University of Texas, I've heard that like, you know, doishing or like with ladies, like if you put stuff up, then it could like do this, the shock thing you mentioned it earlier. Talk to a shock syndrome and it kills you.

So like stuff is like, by the way, like 25, 30 years out of date. So I'll probably use something. I think I'm a change. But I have a question though, because like, when I went to Japan, they had, uh, what are those called? You have one, the squirts water. Suci. A day.

But day. Yeah, but day. So I like I miss the day so much. And I can't buy a bidet for like food, but I have an apartment so I, you could put attachments on your toilet. I don't want to go to the front. You always talk about the plug.

Do you have a plug? I do have a plug, but there's another brand that does not require a plug. Got it. So anyways, I bought these white piece, these white to wipe your ass with. White your ass with. White by, yes. I'm not wiping. Well, if you wantats to wipe your ass with. Whitebe your ass with. Whitebe, yes.

I'm not wiping. Well, if you want. Okay, so anyways, I have them. And if the chemicals get up in my butt, could that cause that toxic shop? I would think they would test for that. Tossic shock syndrome is, I don't know the too many details about it, but like essentially when you have the tampon in there,

it's like in there for too long, it could cause problems, but that's something that's inserted inside you. But anything anywhere for too long is a problem. I've got contacts. Anything that has to touch like wet membrane, you shouldn't leave on too long, right? I mean, ultimately you should probably be dry. You don't want like, stretch foot of the giant. Well, I just drive off. I don't walk out with swamp ass, but like, I can like, I know the chemicals are probably going up there.

You have a probably butt safe chemicals. You think so? Yeah. Okay. And also your butt is like the bad part of your digestive track. So it's meant to hold stuff that the rest of your body should not be exposed to. So if anything's not going to be hurt. Step alcohol.

What does that mean? Boof. Don't put alcohol all your ass. What do you mean what does it hold stuff? I meant like old ways to bacteria. I mean like coins. What are you saying? I don't know what you're talking.

I just, what do we do with all of it? I've only had an extra hand. Wait, I forgot my purse. He lied. That'll be $1.35. It's waterproof. You can keep your watch up there. I got a waterproof case for my watch and it's freaking enormous. That's huge

Quest or something why did you get this thing? Can you see this? Wait, I thought the Apple Watch was already waterproof. Yeah, so did I like to get in the water and it fucking no No, you're stupid Go ahead. It's more and splash proof in it now Man, listen, you just had a bad one. You had bad experience with bad ones. No, my phone died. Did you go underwater, like deep underwater?

My foot actually, I should be, I went on a trip and I did it. My phone died. And then I even said when I was bitching by because it was not waterproof to water resistant. And also you took it into salt water because apparently salt water is fucking magical for destroying electronics.

So I looked it up. The watch has the exact same rating or nomenclature. So IP 6 or 7 or one of them. And it's also water resistant. It's not whatever. Even though they did a two-hour press conference when they introduced this watch, it's for swimming. When it's swimming. The second, I think the second watch, they're for swimming.

Also, I learned in my research of this, when I end up with this enormous watch band, that when you start a workout on the watch and you start a swimming workout, it locks it down. And then you have to like hit the crown to clear it and then it clears, it spits out all the water. Like, speaking. He's as a speaker to shove out.

Yeah, shoves it out. But it doesn't do that across the board. It's just when you run a swimming workout. So if you ever go about to dunk in the water with your fucking watch on. So what a really quickly started swimming workout. What's stopping you from running a two to three year long swim? No, it's a good question.

Maybe it kills the speaker on it. Oh, it also locks out the touch screen, I think. Why do you need it? Why do you need that on your big, on that thing on your wrist? Because I'm going to go, I'm going sailing again soon. JD and I are going sailing. Can you listen to that A-Wall-Dation song? And then when you hit like a wave,

they'll go, oh shit, I can't sing anymore. Yeah, that's not singing anymore. It's just, it's shouting one word, singing these days. So happy. But I'm, we, Brock S is, I want to be able to take this too because I can't miss. Now I'm like addicted to the metrics of it. And then I think I've talked about this before I made friends with

Justine on my watch for watch friends. You really want to feel bad about yourself. Exactly. Was I see every time she completes a workout? It's just just seen just did yoga for two hours. Why would you want to know? Justine just went hiking in the mountains like like for two hours. Why would you want to know that? Just seeing just when hiking in the mountains, like, like a normal person.

Why would you want to know? And I'm sitting on my fucking couch playing, see at these. And you're going, you're just going to get up and walk around the living room for a little while. I went to a Jackie Chan double feature and I felt the same way because like the entire time, like these dudes are doing these crazy stunts and then they have like a, uh, blooper reel, the beginning injured and I had a groin injury and I like walked out the movie theater hobbling. It was like, I feel worthless.

What movies? Police story I wanted to. Police story is the one way he like slides down the thing at the end and like goes through the glass. Yeah, dude. And he like burnt the shit and cut his hands up. Wait, he slides down the side of the skyscrapers, slides down.

I thought he like grabs on a thing. It's like basically just like blows a bunch of Christmas lights on his hands and down. I thought he like grabs on a thing. It's like, basically just like blows a bunch of Christmas lights on his hands. And then lands in a, like a hut at the bottom. He just fucking looted it. There's a lot of people going through glass in that movie. Dude, motherfucker, he directed, wrote, acted in, sang the theme song for and stunt coordinated,

all that shit. Jackie Chan was, and he was like in his 30s, dude was like crazy. He got hurt a lot. He really messed himself up. Cracked his head. Yeah, that head injury was bad. 64 years old.

Are we seeing Jackie Chan stuff ever? I'm not. It's good. I think I've seen rush hour. Yeah, it's like Americanized Jackie Chan movie. Yeah, I've never watched stuff. Yeah, Tom Cruise will do like formation in possible movies. Like they'll make a big deal about he did this under that.

Sure. That's like basically all of Jackie Chan's crazy. Yeah, but apparently also theme song and everything else too. Like Jesus Christ. Good singer. I like who am I. It's good fights in that one. Didn't are these all recommended films from y'all?

I would say so. I mean, not for the story, but. What? No, for the fun. I mean, good story. Yeah. I imagine you watch it most like for that. Is that the one where you rip some woman off a mo-ped?

Yeah. It's girlfriend too. Yeah. I would say he ripped some woman off a mo pad? Yeah. Is girlfriend too? Yeah. Yeah. I would say the Christopher movie said he did with the best. He said for a time. Okay. We rush hours out there was. Yeah.

So I'm just kidding. By the way, cool stunt. I think where he goes to like a bank slot that's like this big rush hour to just fits his body through it. Guys, I'm just. I like that. I'm from a young age. There's another Jackie Chan movie I Guys, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just,

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I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I honestly didn't mind it. I didn't go and expect anything great. Would you like the first one? How did you see the first one? I'd seen the first one, yeah. Okay, because it's a little bit before your time. Yeah.

Did you see, I think it was called the foreigner. Oh, the first person one? Directed by the Golden Eye guy, but it had peace, prison, and Jackie Chan. It was kind of like Jackie Chan versus James Bond to the movie. Oh, wow. Yeah.

All those guys are pretty up there. That director's gonna be old, right? Martin Campbell. Yeah. DeCocino Rale as well. It's gonna move you. We made some good bonds. Yeah.

Some would say the best bonds. The best bonds. The gold bonds. Pretty new bonds. Is the director, the point is the one second. Huh? Is the director of MMPR? Shall I?

Urban MMPR? Is that the director of MMPR? The director of MMP I heard me crush her. Is that the director of American American? Yeah, is he? Because he was old back then too. Yeah, it's a long time ago. So dude, we're coming up on uh, uh, uh, it's a few years away, but we're coming. We're in like the between the 40th and 50th anniversary of Star Wars. When Star Wars gets to be its 50th anniversary, I don't be fucking. Yeah, guys. 2010. We died in 2010. Well, RAP. I just bought good movie.

2001 on 4K disk. Just because I thought it'd be a cool movie to own, because I never owned it before. 2001 Mario Odyssey. Yeah, basically. What? Yep. And yeah, that was like the 50 year edition.

It's like, that's a really old movie. Really old movie. It's crazy to be buying a movie this 50 years old. I saw That came out in 77. I was just talking to Aaron. Well, she's gonna make up. It's called Sorcerer. You're seeing it. Oh, yeah, dude I think it just got completely swept over the rug because of Star Wars came out the same year It's a meal in that who's who's the Sorcerer? Roy Shredder the guy that's in jaws. Okay, and also Really good fucking movie if you's a really good fucking movie.

If you enjoy good, really good fucking movies. What's got the sorcerer? Just sorcerer. I don't like good movies. Ooh. Okay. I would think, too, that somebody who's watching media now, like somebody who's in their early 20s,

why go back? How could you possibly find time to go back and watch old movies at this point? They're so much shit to watch. It was already a lot of shit to watch. There was, but now it's fucking insane. One of my pet peezes is, because I'm one of those people who didn't get a chance

to watch a lot of movies, old movies growing up. Like I watch a lot of Disney movies and current movies. Why didn't you get a chance? And so whenever someone brings up like a classic movie, and I'm like, oh, I haven't seen that yet. It's always the same reaction. It's like, oh my God, how could you not see this? What the hell?

The same reaction every time. And then I'm like, I'm just having a scene. I like that reaction there. I like that. I've got someone good to watch. And people let me know. I like it more. I'm just like, oh, you should definitely see it.

But not the people who make you feel bad. You're not allowed to associate with society, and show you've seen that. So I thought you'd have to show people those movies for the first time and be like, oh, I get to experience this with this person. Yeah, I love that. I showed so many stars for the first time,

and then I realized it's really long movie until they get off tattooing. It looks like super, I was hyper aware, because, you know, what version did you show? I guess it was the 97 release. Who the blue ray one hmm, but is there a way to Watch the original cut in a format that looks good not not doubting me like a Official yeah an official capacity. I think that there at some point they're gonna release that

But I think they have to work with Fox. I mean there's some stuff in all this shit that they added that is good, but it's the stuff that they put on top of the old shots. So it looks dog shit. Yeah, like, for example, this is a shot where it's like, it just cuts to a shot of a desert. But in the remastered one, it starts in the sky and like pans down nicely and like shit like that's fine. But when they put CG shit walking around other shit

that was already there, that's really weird. Yeah, whenever they go to, oh God. Small size, like? Small size, like yeah, yeah. Whenever they go to a small size, like they're like, that's coming from 20. Some second establishing shot of them, like coming in and it's just garbage.

Well the garbage comes from like, the stuff they made all the CG shit do. Like it's all like goofy shit. Like it's like someone like trying to like tame this thing and you get flipped off. It's like, why don't you just have some normal shit just happening? We're Han Solo stepping on job as tail.

Where is he? Yeah. Fucking terrible. See, what I always think is too is like, you know, this is the late 90s that comes out. Mm-hmm. We've already had Jurassic Park. We've already had Terminator 2.

Those are two huge CG movies. Like, move everything forward. But at the same time, they go back in the remastered stuff from the 70s, which was incredible practical effects that were amazing for audiences at that time. And then over time, they say, oh, these things got worse. They're not as good. They don't look as good now compared to modern special effects.

So now, and then they always do the behind the scenes comparisons of like, see this shot here. Back then we had these matte boxes around here and we had to do this. Now look what we can do now. Not only can we get rid of the matte boxes, but we can add in like 15 other tie fighters that are flying, you know, in a three-dimensional manner towards the screen or this or this funny one that's wagging back and forth. But they don't realize is 20, 15, 20 years from that point, they're going to be looking at that type of going, it looks like dog shit

You know, it's like everyone gets so wrapped up in the way technology is right now and you think they would have Perspective because they're going back and visiting technology that was so amazing 20 years ago And then they make it and now we all look at it even five six years later and it's getting faster and faster I was like that's horses and unless they keep doing it, we're gonna be left stuck watching a 30 year old version of a 50 year old movie. And that's way worse than watching a 50 year old movie. You guys think that the Marvel movies are holding up. I think on a visual capacity,

like I even watched stuff of Avengers and I was like, well, they keep doing a thing where the hero character is CG. Like Iron Man, Iron, right, right. But when they have him, they have a costume under there, he's in costume, and then they just replace him in CG. It's like, just use a costume man. I'd rather look at something that I can see

like the detail on, same with Iron Man, like he's never in an iron suit at all. Well, especially with the advancements in CG, like in five, 10 years, that's not gonna look good at all. Yeah, and I've always bit some... You're a place the actors at that point. Honestly, even on this podcast,

I've always bitched about how I think the effect of inside Iron Man's helmet is so bad. Like with the, the screen, the black void with the, you can't have that shot. The shot can't exist. The plate is what it would be like. It's like, how are you getting that wide? It's so distracting to me. How do you get that far from? I think it's meant to be literal. I think it's like abstract. It's like based off comics, you know. And he's always like doing these, especially war machines. He's always doing these crazy moves. And then guy in size just like, it's like so casual. It's like, you should be screaming. You should be like, oh, it's like sweating and sweating everywhere. But he's doing it. I'm putting him in everyone. And in the first one, when he was first I named the fly, you got some of that stuff.

I don't know, the angle pisses me off. It's a bit of an eye-catching. It should be pressed up right against his face. Like, that would be so terrible in a movie. Just like, oh, god. I know, but if you don't have a face plate, this would be happy though, if it was, you could still see all the things,

but it was a glass plate, and a black plate, and it was his face like this. Yeah. I mean, he's wearing a metal plate on his face that wouldn't fit my nose. Like, I'd be smushed up against it. If you play every heroic shot where his face plate comes down,

he's just like, ow! This clamps. So, I've mentioned this belief. The guy just invented a whole new power source and built a super miniaturized set of weapons to fit inside of a metal suit, but the face is too small. That's what you thought. You can't believe it.

Unbelievable part. I just like the idea of two little pieces inside the helmet before it comes down, come out and go, I don't know how you get around that. Either the head should be bigger or that shouldn't be a shot from his whole face inside. I don't have it here, but maybe in the trouble if they can find it, but there was a cosplayer who built the fucking helmet as part of a full suit. And it does the thing where it opens up to the face. This is like Iron Man one and two.

And then it goes, kunk like that. And then the lies light up. And it looks the same dimensions as what I'm used to in the movie. But what does the camera angle inside there look like? That's a good point. Also his nose came off as it would come. I think 20 years from now, whenever Iron Man's helmet opens and it's Robert Downingen's face pasted onto that, it's going to look really bad. I think it looks bad now. Would you be happy if you saw the inside of the helmet and the mask had like a contour for his face perfectly. So nobody else could wear it

Yeah, it's exactly very like Cinderella slipper That would be horrifying if you saw just a fill up expressionless face man come up I was there anything I didn't want to see the ball But was there any trailer commercial for Avengers? Yeah, there was 30 seconds, but what's wrong? What's wrong with you? It was fucking great. It was cool. There's one cool shot where it was like 30 seconds, but what's wrong? What's wrong with you? It was fucking great. It was there was one cool shot where it was like, no, there's so many cool shots. It was a poster. Like, what do we do when they're gone or something?

Is like counseling because like half the world like, I like that. That's a cool story. I think it might take place pretty far in the future. I think it might. I think they announced he was like a couple of years or a year or something. I think that's specifically how to overgrowth on the Avengers facility and all that shit. Damn. So what happened that what do we think happened?

What do you mean? What do you mean? Like what do you think happened or is going to happen? Like they did what? Oh, you think they went into a spade? Oh, here's what I think happened. He snapped his fingers and all the people went into the space between Tony Stark's homemade and that's where they all lit.

Oh, I just went, oh, there's a thing, guys. There's tons of room in there, buddy. At the, it's cool talk spoilers. I mean, it's not. Do you know this is a movie that's not out? Sometimes theory knows something. No, no, like Avengers 1's movie. Oh, please.

Yeah, that's the reason. That's the reason. That's the reason. That's the reason. That's the reason. I know, I know, like Avengers 1's movie. Oh, please. Yeah, that's the reason. That's the reason. That's the reason. That's the. Because that's the thing though, is like someone dies at the end and then I just saw a trailer for his new movie.

I wouldn't get to wrapped up in that though. Yeah. Yeah, I get what you're saying, but I had a good theory about what happened. What's your theory about what happened? Just read it online. It was, you know what I said? I don't know.

I don't know, because sometimes people get stuff. Somebody out there has guessed everything 100%. As someone who is very uninformed on the lore of all Marvel In my guess I would say that you know how what's his face? Fucking Oh my god, Dr. Strange was like I've gone through like 14 million Possibilities and like there's only one that would work. This is gonna be kind of lame. It's gonna be kind of lame.

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It's gonna be kind of lame. It's gonna be kind of lame. It's gonna be kind of lame. It's gonna be kind of lame. It's gonna be kind of lame. can only take him so far because strange was one of the people that disappeared. Yeah, but he knew that he had to let it happen in order for that at least that far. There had to be who knows how many permutations after that moment. He can't do anything to affect it. Can strange operate without his arms? I don't know because he does all the, she's always like, maybe he lost both arms.

Is he just going to be palace? Or is he doing that for flesh? No, yeah, he could because like, his hands are all fucked up, right? He got smashed up in the car. Yeah, but he was still able to do his things. No, yeah, I think you're really playing right. What I say, I don't mean surgery. I mean, his power.

His power. I think the evening was the surgery. Was that close to the theory that you read? I mean, I read if I was to sum it up and this might be a spoiler. Really quickly though, I think they gave him structuring to give the ring. To answer your question, they gave him the ring to make make the portals when he was training and I helped him focus I haven't seen him wear that ring since then he does those fucking portals all the fucking maybe it's on his cock Good point. He's just gyrating right below frame. Yeah

I'm gonna keep sitting in helmet His cock. The ring, time change ring. Go ahead, what are you gonna say? Your theory. The theory I read to sum it up would be this. Yeah, the split. Yeah. So the other people are living in a place

everyone else died in the other one. Okay, I can see that. It's a dimensional split. There's just two timelines came from that moment. So then in that case, Thanos has a spinger than he himself is like, what in the other one? What an asshole. Yeah, how did he not?

Was there a possibility that he would have died? I think he probably blocked that. You know, but then he'd be existing in two dimensions. Right. Now, if he's put the dimensions then I guess maybe not, but also he's got the fucking infinity gauntlet with all the infinity stones. He can probably live between two dimensions

and go back and forth. Oh yeah, true. The blue gem itself can, is, well, how do we know that would work? With snap, he only just got all five, right? No one has ever had him all at that point. Six, six. Did he just know that click in his fingers would do that?

I guess he was probably... He was the one who said he was the snap of the fingers he could wipe out half the life in the universe. And he was the one that commissions Tyrion to make the glove. So like... How did they know that? Uh, fuck.

I feel like I put it on. I'd be like, let me figure this out. He's just like, oh no, I'm into the name of the character. It's like a... Gingery? Something like that. No, that's the guy who tries. Yeah, that's the, that's the, some of the roughest. What's the name of the dwarf character, the giant dwarf in Infinity War?

Who would Peter take a, think like the one that lives on, never, live, never in the earth? A nipple piece. What's his name? I hated that character. I think Infinity War is quickly approaching, like my most watched movie of all time. Star Wars, the first one, New Hope definitely has that. But man, I've seen Infinity War.

I think like a dozen, maybe 18 times at this. Really? I've only seen it once. Get on a plane and they have Infinity War. I just fucking... I actually did get on a plane and I skipped all the way to the bit where Thor comes down. Okay. Can I ruin something for you to the bit where Thor comes down. Okay.

Can I ruin something for you a little bit? Somebody kind of ruined infinity war for me. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. You already ruined Star Wars for me. So I did. Sorry about that. You know, like, if any wars pretty close to perfect, like it's great. It even ends on the note that no one expected and everybody was just taking it back by,

I don't know how endgame's going to live up to it. Uh, but it's hard to find something that's really wrong. I think with Infinity War like plot holes and things like that of course you have to believe in fan. I was an infinity so it's up like that. You gotta suspend some disbelief. But Thor gets the axe, right? He's lying about to die because he restarted the star, the dying star. And he gets the axe, which also has the bifrost ability to then like a ptue on the rainbow bridge or whatever that is, like the pseudo rainbow bridge that it makes, where you can travel between all these dimensions and then get to somewhere. Is that between dimensions or just a long distance?

I think it's as God in bifrost. Their explanation was that as guardians are interdimensional beings. That was their way of getting around the their gods thing. And the gods is just kind of like in earth's dimension. There's no as God. They have to hop from another dimension. Do you play God of War on the unsuspecting? I'm just starting yesterday. Okay. How far are you in God of War or I just put a log in the war? Put a log in the water That's the best part I can just quit now, dude. I started and then Tony immediately asked me to do something else. Really? Yeah, did Teddy started playing horizons your don't last night

It was so frickin happy. Yeah, and be did or you played it that right? I haven't no, I'm talking. You haven't played it Oh, it's great. How do you want to do first thing you do in the game go find a thunder jule and try and kill it? Okay, got it I don't know what that means, but I'm sure there's a lot of people often I don't want to ruin anything for you about that But like as guard mid guard Oh, you know all the different realms that they have Nifleheim Yoddenheim The way those are sometimes depicted in Norse mythology and God of

Word is it's the same place and then you go to the different version of it but it's basically still the same place. So they all exist in the same kind of physical space and then you just halt the dimensions. Yeah, he kind of like these from realms and things like that. Of course, that's how it's interpreted sometimes. And I think God of Word is that really cool. There's got to be a porn parody called Asgard, right? There's got to be, right? Right. There's probably like a product called Asgard.

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And who else? Eric. Yeah, Diane Lane. Is it a Firefly movie? No, it's just called serenity for a reason that it does not matter in the movie. Oh, cool. Aren't you Diane Lane?

I am Diane Lane. I used to introduce myself in the movie. Oh, cool. Aren't you, Diane Lane? I am Diane Lane. I used to introduce myself on the podcast. One of the many people. I didn't like the intro, even when we started this podcast, so I just make up a name for myself. Should we just do that for now on? It's different celebrities every week.

Go back to it. I have a list. I ran out of people to call myself. I found out something that I'm embarrassed with myself in an escape room. I'm really bad at something. Oh, is that what Meg took you to go do? No, well, yes, she took me to do that as well.

She loves those scaper rooms. Yeah, I've done like 50 of them with them. How could you not, they're awesome. They're pretty helpful. They're fun. Some of them are awful. What'd you fuck up? The code for the phone, not the dial number of phone

in one of them. And we found that out by playing the CD in the CD player and it was that song 865309. Yeah, right classic song Gavin is a huge fan of 80s music. Love the 8s shit. It's great shit Yeah, then we like kind of went into like a reverse version of the room and Played the CD again played it backwards, but it was like And I knew that I had to dial 865309 backwards into the phone and I couldn't quickly work that out. I always like I need to write it down What's a 6 5 309 a 675 309 backwards 5 309 is 9035

5 No, 867 so 8675 309 is 9035 5309 is 9035 768. So it's 8, yeah. Okay. But I would have to do the same. I would have to write it down. I guess I was just feeling the pressure.

I was like, I need a pen. There's no pen. I was like, okay. I think I just go through these selling. It's a set of my 309. It's a set of my 309. So everything is backwards of mirrored in this new world. Let's just mirror backwards.

When you can backwards, you can't mirror a phone number. a phone number. Yeah, the buttons are mirrored. Like if the four is on the right. Oh, you like that. I know. I just took me like a minute to work it out and I was getting a flustered and embarrassed. That's what happens. Well, you're out of the fog. That's the clock that's ticking.

Yeah. But someone else in the room, I tested them and they just immediately read it back to me in like one second. I was like dammit Well, did they have it on a piece of paper? They just do it from the who was the person who did it. Would you know them? Someone I've met twice you don't know okay, so it's not like a stranger Sometimes in escape rooms you get stuck with a stranger. You have that. Oh my god. I don't like those people Chris and I that's my room and we fucking carried our back serve by the end of the day

I always make sure if I'm going to escape room that I have I, this is the escape room and we fucking carried our back syrup by the end of the day. I always make sure if I'm going to escape room that I have a group of whatever the maximum number of people that happen to be in the room. People you want to kill for being locked in. So going to escape room, I need nine other friends to come with me. I did one with Fun House not too long ago and I don't want to say where it is or what it is, but at one point you find a dead body and it's a mannequin and he's like underneath this like super thing.

And I found him and I was like, great, part of the puzzle. And I grabbed this mannequin. I carried him out and was like, start taking off his limbs, check his pockets. And then the person was like typing into the message machine. They're like, put the mannequin down, put the mannequin down. The mannequin down. And I was like, oh, no. Yeah, usually things are hard to lift or you need to like pull it out of somewhere.

Nothing's hard to lift from me though, Barbara. So nothing at all. Ever, ever. What happened to your growing? I pulled it squatting because it didn of somewhere. Nothing's hard to lift from me though, Barbara. So nothing at all. Ever, ever. What happened to your groin? I pulled it squatting because it's trash. Did you pull your groin? Yeah. You get to like inside. It's like right here. Yeah. Maybe you have it. I heard it. One through sex. It was definitely through. Have you pulled anything from sex ever? Or injure yourself? No, I always do my pre-sex stretches. or engineers. No, I always do my pre-sex stretches. It's a lot of pushing and boaking. I'm not much pulling. But I have a thing now blame

at like my age 45. I get the gym. About 50% of my time in the gym is just spent warming up, honestly, because it is like, it is a long time. Like it's like a slowly gradually build up and sets and things like that. You phone roll? Uh, yes. When I worked with Andy, I did more phone rolling. I have to do it, but I do a lot more stretching now than I used to.

I don't know what it is. There's nothing hard about stretching. I fucking hate it. It's just time consuming. It's like flossing. And you're sitting there. Is that what it is? Yeah.

Is that what it's planks? Because phone rolling is also make you look like an asshole, because you're just like humping this piece of foam on the ground and you're like making eye contact with people. Why are you making eye contact? No, I found it worked really well. I like making people. You don't have to.

A lacrosse ball. Yeah. Because it's like a racquet ball, but it's way harder. You could get in like in there with it. You lay on it. Oh yeah. So we have against the wall. Look at the ball.

Those are great for this area on the like inner shoulder areas where you're like kind of pecs meat there. Because for us, we work at computers a lot. So this tends to hunch this muscle gets real tight and short. And so like working that out helps open up the shoulders. You got a thing though that stops that. I did. I did because I was watching. I was watching my kids like over the computer.

I was like, I'm not put up with this. So I got them a posterior corrector, which is, it almost looks like, it almost looks like just backpack straps. There's no backpack, just the straps. As they put on your shoulders and you tighten it and it pulls your shoulders back. And so because I was gonna put it on the kids,

I thought I should test it first. So I wore it for like an hour. And after an hour, I was sore. Like I feel like the muscles in my back, I was sore after I took it off. And then maybe realize, yeah, I must be slouching all the time. What do you want to bet everyone watching this podcast right now? Just instill in me.

Straighten that back. I never understood the whole slouching thing. Like it's what is the natural position, isn't it? When you sit, you slouch. Like not if you, and not if the muscles in your back are strong and holding you up. Whenever I notice I'm slouching, I do this for probably 15 to 20 seconds. And I just go straight by that.

It's like, that's just how the body is. That's because we're weaker in our backs and we should be. So are you walking around like this when you got that thing going? Yeah. Yeah, I make it. You can't afford to. And the gym to not do that,

because that's like a thing in the gym when guys walk around like this. So I'll just kind of like my arms I like that. I'll try to like, you know, try such I don't want to like You like an alien is trying to walk among humans. Like how do I walk again? Yeah, but haven't you ever been Look natural haven't you ever been somewhere? I don't know why it's usually like bigger cities like LA or New York Maybe just a higher higher number of people. So you see this you see the old man or woman who's like bent over at a 90 degree angle

and walking along. And it's just like, how did that like when you got to 45 degrees, did you just like not realize that it was only going to get worse and worse? And then they're just completely like fully bent over. Yeah, I guess it just like hurt more and more each day to be upright to the point where you're just like going as far up as you can before it hurts. And then especially if it's, is there mattress like a taco?

It feels so bad. I just feel so bad when I see that. You know, it's like, man, I just, it must be so hard to do everything. Like just getting a glass out of the cabinet or anything like that. Yeah, you didn't tell me how you with mingers is ruined because I know chat was going insane. So I was going on. I'm going on. I'm sorry. Okay. So Thor gets the ax, right?

Thor gets the ax. He gets a fight for us. Stormbreaker. And he can go anywhere, which by the way, listen, this master blacksmith, the he just stores out there, starting the, the the Nova supernova backup, starting the dying star backup, Guys put himself in the gate and opens the whole thing. He's getting blasted with the full force of a star. He's melting the metal going hold on hold on. I realize the guy just went through his serious thing. He lost all of his friends. He got his hands hurt and everything.

But then he molds the answer. What got his hands hurt. He's got his hands hurt. They're all melted. He lost all his friends and got his hands hurt. It's a tough day. I realize he had a lot on his mind. He had tragedy in an alley.

He mulls the fucking blade, then he knocks, then it's like, Thor's still fucking dying in the star. He gets the blade for the ax out. He's like, where's the handle? It's like, dude, there's two parts to this fucking thing. Put it next to where you're gonna fucking make the goddamn ax. And also, I think he's full of shit. I didn't think he thought about the handle until that moment. There was no handle. No, we are talked about

a handle before that, but just the by-frust capability come from the metal. But he said, I need to handle. He's like talking to Groot tree. Where's the handle? Like that was Groot's responsibility. He's a fucking kid. He's like, what are you talking about? And Groot cuts off his own fucking arm to make the handle for the ax another alley. Another alley. When I got her hand, it's not gonna be a good handle either. Oh, it's a great handle. Groot handle. Yeah, so it wouldn't handle most titles of wood. Yeah, but like, this dude's plowing into the earth with this fucking axe. That axe is not going look like that. What do you think the other handle wouldn't handle? What, Thor, like, you know what I mean, you know what I mean?

You know what I mean? You know what I mean? It's all metal, right? It's just kind of like a wooden like, it's the metal. I guess it's point. What, it's got leather strap around it. Yeah, but it's still, it's all metal though.

Is it, do you know that? What do you think Thor's hammer was? It's actually adamantium. What do you think his hammer was? What do you think it was? The hammer, what was the material? No, I always thought it was stone. Like the actual hammer part itself.

I always thought it was like stone, like a monster, like a ruff. No, it was like a ruff, whenever it hits me. It's like, clearly not. And it would ever fly stairs, like, Sssh, can, can, can, can, can, can, can. Yeah, dude, I love rock.

It was so rock. Fuckin' ragna rock. When he, the beginning, when he's in that hell realm, and he's just fuckin' ripping everything to his breath. When he's, oh when he's in that hell from home and he's just fucking ripping everything to his truck. When he's throwing it at Mr. Krabs, he's throwing the actor or the thing on it. You feel it, Mr. Krabs? So he gets the ax.

Okay, Thor gets the ax. He's about to die. Oh, I think he knew the ax. And then he's gonna get him the ax. See the ax floating up and he gets it. And he had mentioned it has the power of the by-frosse, which we store, he can go anywhere in the fucking world or in the universe, right? He just go there.

So sure enough, there's this big battle in Wakanda. Everyone's about to lose. Things are looking dire and at the last fucking second, Thor comes down. It's fucking great. Amazing moment of film. And he's like, Brueguero! And he goes charging in, right? Thanosue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Br, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Br, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Br, Brue, Br, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Brue, Br, Brue, Br, Brue, Brue, Br, Brue, Brue, Br was shows up after vision. Uh, yeah, he's absolutely right. Cause he gets a time stone from a strange and then goes to

maybe he just saw a hot pot on my buds and then go kill bad guy. But you see what I'm saying, but he says bringing it's a huge like logical faulty on the part of Thor and someone has argue with me. He didn't have the site. But if he didn't have the site like his buddy did, who's the Interstellar Book character? With the Heimdall. Heimdall, thank you.

He didn't have Heimdall's site. We didn't see everything, but then how do you know to go to Wakanda? I think that's something to do with Wakanda. Look at this poll. Did Bernie just ruin Infinity War? No, I don't think that ruined it. Heimdall is in the new-

Rishi.com slash play. Paul's in Shaw movie. That was an interesting trailer. Yeah, he said really a fast and furious movie because he's got like a super power. Comedy. Yeah, I know. He's what he's made. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know which one I'm on. It's like Call of Duty, the movies, where it's like they start off pretty normal. It's about putting nitrous oxide into a human-made vehicle. But by the end of it, you're fighting through space and you've got a cyborg man. What was the last one that run like a ice shelf fighting a submarine?

It's like punch a torpedo at one point. Someone did mention that the runway, in which whatever the last one I saw was the one with the runway at the end, and they calculated based on the six, based on the car speeds and all this stuff. This runway was like, like, a hundred to twenty miles. Yeah. It just went for that.

That's where one to woman eats shit. She dies. Oh, yeah. She doesn't die. And she doesn't she die. Oh, oh, oh, sorry. Yeah, I thought you were actually talking about one woman where there is a fight on the runway. No, it's about fast and furious where she goes like, yeah, yeah, sorry. Yeah, I thought you were actually talking about one woman where there is a fight on the runway. No, it's a bit fossa furious where she goes like

Are you good gal Gadot? Yeah gal Gadot? Gadot. Is that you say good. Don't It's like well, she's Israeli so does pronounced kind of like it is really ish. I say good. Don't good Don't I'm not saying it right You got it. I would it's not good dot and it's not good. Doe. It's kind of in the middle there. One of the, uh, I'm just, I probably said this before, but one of the people that I met

as, um, uh, part of Peter Jackson's camp in the hobbit, we got to go visit the set of the hobbit. One of the people we met was, uh, very nice woman who is a leading, who is a, uh, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a leading, who is a linguistics coach for, I said linguistics wrong. That's a funny word.

That was a funny word to flip. The linguistics. So, the linguistics. Thank pronunciation. But she's the linguistics coach for English language. Languages that don't exist, like Elvish and Dwarvesh and things, and so she'll and Dwarvesh and things. And so she'll teach.

So fictional. She yelled at you for your smog, smog, right? So I said, so the habit was, what is it actually? Was it about to come out? Smog. And I said, I said, oh, I'm really, the thing I'm looking forward to most in the habit is I just want to see smog the dragon.

Smog the dragon. Smog is what I said. Smog the dragon. No, no, no, she doesn't know. Smog. And I said, Oh, is it not pronounced smog? I was really just kidding. I was just always smog. And she just know it's a smog. And I said, Oh, smog. And she goes, no, smog. And I said, smog. And she goes, listen to me, smog. And I said, smog. And she goes, that's close enough. To this day, I have no idea what I got wrong. And I still, I can't, I get like anxiety

whenever I see that fucking drag. Because I know I don't know whatever it's actually called. There's some nuance there. I wasn't, there's such subtleties. I wasn't getting right. Those languages. And Lath was, she was giving me a hard time about it. Oh, we also had a thing like night when we went out to a place in Wellington and Ashley was

drinking honey meat and it was like a really dark bar on the prancing pony. I don't know what, yeah, Ashley loves that kind of shit. She'll like, if you give her like meat or like some kind of, you know, She loves the last one. She's like, oh, shit, she's all over. And I can be drinking like one. That was the goal. Shit. She's all over it. And that can be drank in like one of those big, what are they called?

Fuck a style. Black and set. Or she's like, she's slowly, she's stewed out of a bread trencher. And she's like, she's like, she's got like sucker for it.

She goes right in for a bread. What? Trencher? It's like, they think about him game of throw it some time. They take a loaf of bread and they get all the guts out, like the soft white bread and then they fill that like that canoe up with stew and then you eat that. Hell yeah.

No, it sounds fucking. You don't like soggy bread. Oh, okay, sorry. Oh, sorry about that. You don't eat, I mean, you can eat the bread, but just to eat vessel for the stew. Dude, I actually sat in front of the cabinet and ate French onion soup. I thought he was going to fuck it up and I thought he was gonna fuck you up. I thought he was gonna fucking die. You guys served that at a game of thrones

and I had one time bread bowls and I was like, fucking all over that shit. So good. Oh, are you gonna do that again? Are you gonna do that again? I was gonna ask you. I'll do it, yeah, sure. I will go based on who else is going.

Why? Because I can't do the talking. I'm becoming Gus. Gus, who's a talker? You're a hot-no one, miles? Who's a talker? Awesome. Miles. There's just a couple of people.

There's just a few of them. There's one person who's a talker, but she doesn't live in Austin. So I would know. No, I actually miles. We're hearing. She was like, blah, blah, blah. I was told today at lunch that today or something marks the 21st anniversary of you knowing Gus. Yeah, Gus.

And you're so, you can track it that apparently. I didn't realize that. Is that more of a... Talk to him, say whatever you want to say to Gus. I think I've said everything at this point, and I know exactly what he would say back to me. Oh, Gus, why do you have to say it like that? I was always popular life.

Yeah, that's gonna, yeah. How much luck? Are you closer to you? Has more time pause between you being born and now than you being born and the second world war Okay, let's think about that. Let me think about that. So whether has it been 45 years? 45 yeah when the world war two ended 45 45 yeah, when the world war two ended

Anybody know for an embarrassment 46 what are let's say 45-ish So the 30th anniversary of that would have been 1975 so yes Why is she Australian? Shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai shai the size high. There's a lot of street you have a side apparently. So, uh, the world were winners. They go to sign a bunch of treaties. That's what we're one. So yeah, you more time as past tense your birth easily. Even if it's like two now, plain, we're still not even close because 45 to 75 would be 30 years. That's crazy. I grew up thinking the world war two was so damn long. Fucking ancient, right? But it's so recent in our history. It's crazy. How listen to this? damn long fucking ancient right but it's so recent in our history it's crazy how listen to this

mean yeah Paris peace treaties the I would say what the kid said to me to make me feel like the oldest person on the planet when we were talking about something I don't know if JD can remember but we were talking about I think cell phones that the ones that had the antenna that you pulled up and I was like break yeah look like a brick and I was actually talking about it and phone I had I antenna that you pulled up. And I was talking about a brick. Yeah, look like a brick. And I was actually talking about a phone I had, I think that you flipped and then one that you pulled the antenna up. And JD, I think it asked me,

was it one of the big ones that looks like a brick? And I said, no, it wasn't that old. It was that was when I was growing up, they had those. And Teddy, Teddy said, was that back in the 1900s? And I was like, oh, I was like, I just like felt dust. Just started to come off of me as like crumbled. I was like, don't ever call it the 19. Well, Trisa, I just like, I didn't even think about it,

but both your kids were born into the 2000s. For them, it's like last century. They don't have any. So we're all from the 9,300s. We're from the 19. God. And he said it's just like, They don't have any so we're from the 9400s. We're from the 90 And he said it's just like

That's rough. I'm gonna be 30 this summer. Are you really? Yeah, you feel it? I definitely 100% I'm turning until this people where I get up after being sitting down for a long time, I go, I was talking about, I was talking about a good day, that there comes a point in your life that you'll drop something and you'll go to pick it up and you'll think about it before you go to pick it up, like, ugh, I don't wanna get, I don't wanna go down and get this thing. How much is this worth?

And you never recover from that. It's just like every time you bend over or go down to the ground, you think about it from that point on. And I think barbs fast that point. I mean, that's dead list for me anyways. I literally have dropped something. I go, ah, that can we'll get it. Yeah, it's right. Just picking up with your toes. Yeah. But really quickly to finish the story about Ashley in the dark bar where she's drinking your honey. Oh, yeah, yeah. She gave me a glass of it. I'm like, weird about this.

Like, let's get like flakes in it. Then I got the candle from thing and put it next to the clear thing of honeymead. There was a layer, I'm not kidding, a layer about a half an inch thick of just dead flies. Oh, fuck hell. Two dark Jesus. Good.

It was like little flies. Like, little food flies. So you ate them. Yeah. Like, there was like a fly shaman. It was horrifying. Like a scummy. But I gotta say, the group that I was with was like, oh, yeah.

Protein. That sucks. Like, nobody pitched a fit. Nobody fucking threw up or anything like that. Did I ever show you guys? We were at like, when we were in Australia. I'll see you guys get a picture. Last year, we were in Australia, I see you actually got a picture of that. Last year, we went to some medieval bar.

You sip the worst stuff, by the way, sorry, Karen. It's not good. And in the menu, I think it was like some medieval bar, where they serve that kind of shit. And in the menu, there was this drawing of this woman who like, I thought was me. Ooh. Oh.

Did I ever show you that photo? Yeah. I was sending it to control if I find it was me. Ooh. Oh. Did I ever show you that photo? Yeah. I was sending it to control if I find it. I really like to see that, that's fun. That freaks me out, there's also the thing that somebody sent us one time where they said, hey, this person looks like a cross between Ashley and Barbara.

And all of us, including Ashley and Barbara, we're like, oh my god, that's exactly what that looks like. Usually when people send me that stuff, I'm like, I could see why you might have thought that, but it's a stretch. It's like, if you looked at one part of the face, it looked like Ashley and another part of the face, it looked like Barbara.

It was really fucking good. If you unfocused your eyes, you would not be able to tell who. Will you hop into it? It's half into it. Thank you. I'd say it was half. Thank you. The, we have a really cool thing

that just like landed in my phone just now. I don't think we've talked about this. We talked about it briefly at one point, but we're taking the old show game time and doing a new version of it. It's coming back to the Rushi T channels. It'll be on the Rushi website to start. And if we just sit down and we play a game for like an hour and just chat and shoot the shit. And it's not really about gaming news. It's not really about the game that we're playing necessarily although that does come up obviously a lot in the conversation. We'll see you in a little bit.

It calls game time. And the first episode for the new iteration of game time will be out on Wednesday on the Rooshie website. But I just got a great message, great message. I'm super excited about. I think it's next week's show. We're going to have, they're gonna bring down crackdown three.

And we're gonna play crackdown three. And Joe Staten is coming down to play it with us, which is, it's amazing. If there's like four people that I credit with rooster chief becoming a thing and turning into a business like from Red versus Blue being a fun show that people watched online. And as we started to stretch out and try to become a business to support all the people who were downloading the show and try to pay for that, there was four people, Cameron Payne,

Pete Parsons, Brian Gerard, Joe Satan. It was obviously a ton of people that worked on Halo, you know, that we kind of stood on their shoulders, stood on the shoulders of these giants. But those four were the ones that I remember were like, let's kind of stood on their shoulders, stood on the shoulders of these giants. But those four were the ones that I remember were like, let's just see what happens with this. You know, this seems pretty cool. Just stay in the Halo legend. Yeah, Joe Staten and wrote the first Halo.

And I believe wrote the second Halo. Let me see what he talks about. ODST too, right? He also talks about when he was working on the cut scenes. He was actually like machinimating some of the marine movement and the character movement in the cutscenes. Does the voice for the grunts? And he's the grunts.

He's the grunts. Now he's only half the grunts, I think. The video that made you guys find Michael, wasn't that correct down? Yes, that's why I would like to have Michael on that show because that was great. He was, Michael was, I just saw this video. Yeah, he's written on all of them. Oh, he's also on all of them. Oh, he's also writing for the Halo TV series.

That's pretty freaking dope. According to IMDB. Here. Yeah, it's good at Halo. There's another one coming out, right? The TV series, Halo TV series. Yeah, it was like the Spielberg-Pretty's torn, right? It's a show time show.

They announced it a while ago, right? There was a four dots of dawn, I think. I don't know anything about it. There was like, there was one where it tells the story of like the captain or whatever. It was a really Scott one, too. Wasn't it? Four. There's a bit of a couple, but the four-donsed Don, I think you see Mastership at the end. It's pretty fucking good.

Yes, Steven Spielberg's Halo series heads to show time. This is June of 2018. There have been rummoving about a TV series adaptation of Halo for several years, but Xbox's hit video game franchise is finally coming to life. Thanks to Steven Spielberg and the folks at Showtime, the network seems to have immense confidence in Spielberg's plans for the live action series, which bypassed the typical pilot deal for an official order for a full 10 episode season. Per the rap Showtime has formally ordered 10 episodes of Halo a live action series.

It's part of the classic video game released in 2001. The game titled Halo Combat Evolved takes place in the 26th century and follows an epic conflict between humans and an invading alien force known as the covenant. I just kind of boy, my phone is like tell me all this great stuff. Michael is now confirmed for game time next week. He's gonna be on it.

So coming together, best behavior I hope that crackdown video that he made. It was to date how long he's been between these games, Barb. The game we're gonna play next week is crackdown three. Yeah. The one that Michael was playing in his parents' basement was crackdown two. Two. So it's been that long between them. About seven years.

Yeah. Do they have the leaving agility? I don't know. I hope so. That video is to this day. One of my favorite videos ever on the internet. Just he's so fucking funny. And the comedic timing, there's some about Lex plays. We just get lucky with stuff.

I was just watching our regario. Let's play remember that. I was hit. I want to watch that everyone took a turn. And it was fun. And we're having a blast. and then I picked your name. Yeah. And then we had this ridiculous ending to that thing and it timed out perfectly.

Did you ever see the agario? Let's find it. It's fun. You can even watch the last 20 minutes. It was when we were in this building. Yeah, we played with it in that room. Remember we used to play Smite all the time, that gaming room? We were.

Who walks? That was so much fun. That also divided the office pretty bad. Yeah, I still get like, Chris and Maris is still pissed off me for our Smite. I don't like to play with store. Why? By the way, the article I read was from Screen Crush. I'm not giving away, you know, any kind of information to get.

I don't know shit about what's going on in Halo. I would love to know anything. We never find out anything until I said about Halo six, the Halo infinite. I just, yeah, I go crazy. We never find out anything until I decide about Halo 6. The Halo Infinite? Yeah. I got a Craven for Halo. I got a fun year. Right?

They're like little herds. Yeah. Going, they got streams. Yeah. I'm excited. They're like, they're making it kind of look like classic Halo 2, right? Like, you see the helmet. It's all the old.

Yeah, it was very like Halo 2, just the last three armor style. And I think it's just because I've been playing so much Hayla recently for videos. I just got a, I'm gagging for it. I'm playing Mojala. Gagging for Hayla. Gagging for Hayla. Here's like the, here's like the,

as deep as my inside track goes, because they don't give away shit ever, is I was at E3 and I was gonna do Jeff's show because he does the pregame for like all the conferences and everything like that. Teely? I was at E3 and I was gonna do Jeff's show cause he does the pregame for like all the conferences and everything like that. Keely, Jeff Keely, right. Can do his show and it's right next door to where the Xbox presentation was

and somebody on the Xbox team, I'm the Halo team said, are you coming to the Xbox presentation? And I said, should I come to the Xbox presentation? Should I be there? Was there a reason? And we're like, well, you know, I'm just curious if you're going to be there. And then I was on the Jeff Keely show and I was thinking, I wonder if I should go over there and I got a text going, you should definitely come over. And I like literally like got up and Jeff go see you.

Like you knew I really went foot out the door ran, ran across and got into the auditorium just in time to see that announcement for that game. This last year, right? That was this year? Last year? 2018? Anyway, one of the last two E3s when they announced it and I was like, fuck, yes. It's always fun to like all the stuff we've done. We've seen like early glimpses of stuff when we're working on

commercials and things. But one of the coolest things was when we had, we were shooting something for the release of Halo 4 and we were in the debug menu and we were just like farting around like, didn't know anything about the game, we're just trying to machine-a-mate, yeah people. But then you just, you start looking around, I remember I just dropped to Mantis in Halo 4, I was like, how was it? Because you know everything, like everything's listed as it is, like, mass chief marine, you know, warhog blow's listed as it is like, must Chief Marine, you

know, Warhol Gloves, like, that's some antics. Plunked it down, it's just like, and that was like nine or so months before the game came out. That was quite about mechs. Yeah, that was, that was at a point where we got like some debug stuff. Like that was, I think, I think Halo 4 was the first one where we got it. Maybe some, oh yes, we had debug. Did we?

Give me. What do we use it for though? Five fight commercial. Oh, the five fight commercial. We're gonna commercial, that's right. That's right. I see odst soundtrack. That is like one of my favorite games.

They haven't made that for an hg, we really have the. That's their moody period, man. odst now in mosque collection. odst is it really? Mm-hmm. That at the end, they also put in another thousand game school. ODST's now in Moscow, actually, ODST's. Is it really? That at the end, they put, they also put in another thousand game of school. I'm gonna go back and play that.

Fucking love the pistol. Yeah, the automatic bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit. Yeah, also engineers in that game, which I liked. I've always liked the engineer class and covenant that they, they never really showed them before, but they were a big part of the books and everything. Julie Fish thingy just ate and also best-selling art author, just ate and he wrote Contact Harvest, which was one of the Halo novels. Good one too.

Why don't you have him on a party? It's about, well, the game time essentially is that, right? I guess so. Yeah. He's busy dude. He's busy dude. Also a private pilot. So I'm gonna talk to him about some of that stuff as well.

What a live disguise life. Yeah, just ate it's a cool Yeah, it just eats a cool dude cool Dude's very cool dude you know coming up on a interesting anniversary where Ten years ago first time I visited Austin Gavin was here and we took we took a photo on Congress I was wearing like some red versus blue shirt and Here you find some brown me and Gavin. I took the photo. Yeah, you should photo

Yeah, it's gonna be exactly 10 years in like a couple weeks now really. Yeah, we're gonna take it again I should I know that street is the same. I know you guys are gonna couple of kids in that I also by the way, yeah But without even discussing this I've kept the shirt as have I and we never discussed it But I was like I'm gonna keep the shirt just in case I need to take a picture in it It's like a really small old Shriveled shirt But I'll stuff it back up

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Los churros. ¿Dónde es que me pide la pica? Creo que en ese momento, la historia de la historia era... Jeff. O sea, ¿qué es eso? Sí, pero sí, la verdad. Sí, sí.

Bueno, tenemos un colegio muy rápido. Sí, pero ya hay que tener que ser todo esto. El primer argumento que he hecho es que... Es como, sobre todo, el trabajo de la empresa... Jeff y la f***ingbenia. The film company pretty quickly. Yeah, but he had to keep everything stock. So worst argument I ever gotten in, it's like over business stuff was like, Jeff and the fucking beanies, we ran out of beanies. I'm like, buy more beanies. It's like, how many beanies do you buy last time? 32, buy 320.

I'm like, just buy more fucking beanies. Buy them. Someone on Twitter has tweeted me an update about the Iron Man few situation in his helmet. Oh, that's an interesting and it's oddly someone else I was also talking about. It was inspired by this shot from 2001. Yeah, that's right outside the helmet. That makes a cool sense to shoot him like that. Yeah Barb Barb did one with a west. Yeah, this series like that but also outside the hell

Yeah, I really love that setup because you're showing the 2001 Say who the main character Dave That was tweet to me by yeah, yep, sure on and It's got like reflections of those really cool light panels that they have inside the ship and for Barbara thing they put the helmet on her I think it was a motorcycle helmet and then they had laptops lined up well I can make the light I had to hold them to because West Obviously was pedaling with like lights in his camera and everything so I had to hold two laptops open with my hands while also trying to pose with the helmet Not breathe because if you breathe it fogs up the helmet. Gavin was all about that from the show.

I was like, inconvenient for you. Yeah. Gavin had to wear that hoodie helmet for your team. Why did you guys just take off the fog and? In like 30 degree weather. So he, as soon as we put the visor on,

which according to Gavin was like allowed to think on the planet, he would have to hold his breath the entire time. But you're warm though. My head was warm. At least your face was warm. Oh, yeah, you guys were having a lot of fun. The one thing I wanted to be cool. Plus, he had his still bass mustache, which we make him grow every now and then.

Is that coming back? So I'm making a return? Mustache. It's so funny that you say that because sometimes I'll just be on YouTube and I'll watch random videos like reshareduth videos, either like that. Fans have made or clips. And I was watching the extra life clips from, I guess it must have been 2000 own as laser team one, 2014.

2014. Let me shut it. And you had that mustache that you had to have for the movie. And it was also the same time that you and Michael were playing Twister and you kicked him in the face. Oh, yeah, right in the middle of filming. Right. Yeah, look at giant red kicked him in the face. Oh yeah, right in the middle of filming. Right in the middle of filming. Yeah, they look a giant red bruise on his face. You guys always get beaten up right before shooting.

Like I got shot with a paintball right, like a day or two, but shot with a red tear. Oh my God, right before we started the first laser team, yeah, shot him in the face with a paintball girl. That was like a thing worse moment ever. His head, your head rocked back and then you just went like down. How about talk about like how I got shot in the face? By people?

Yeah. And then we're just talking about. But the details of it. It's pretty, it's pretty fascinating. Because I don't know how I got hit. Amazing. You just segwayed from the thing we were talking about. We're talking about.

But I feel like everyone knows about shot in the mouth. It was in the video. But it doesn't make any physical sense how it hit my lip. Yeah, because it's wearing a paper mask. And I know for a fact that there was issues with the masks fogging up. So our department cut a paper size hole over the mouth and then just felt over it

or like some silk or something. But then adamant that that's not the paintball got in the mask. How do you get in? How to Christ else? Your head's ducked down. What did it do? Like, curfews, like, walking into my mouth? You could like, paintballs and then your stuff can recur, I think.

But I think it was only like 20 feet away. Could it have bounced? I just remember being like, I remember being so confused as to how it hit my mouth. I was like, is there some pop missing? And the odd department said, didn't go through the hole they cut out that was right in front of my, of course, God damn mouth.

Say that they didn't do it. Because we'd rather have, you know, an open hole than a fogged visor. Holmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmpholmphol a fogged visor. Paul, I've been hit in the mouth by a paintball as well. Like I hit in the grill of my paintball mask and it just goes through and it hurts like hell. And then it's flat. Right. Yeah, but then also you can't tell if you're hurt or not because everything's all wet. So you can't tell if you're bleeding or not.

And then the paintball tastes awful. That is a horrible taste. Well, that was the thing because when I go hit it just smashed into my teeth like I felt that entire paintball Hit my teeth and then I was just like mouth full of stuff and I was like it's either paint and shell or it's blood and teeth is one of them And I just like ghost it was like no there is a there is some blood, but it's mainly just Painful shell that's what I remember your head rocking back But that's how I knew you're coming forward and they

Yeah, that's how I need the paintball made it in is because all of the shell was in my mouth. I just sent a Of a gas. I just sent broadcast that photo of us from 2009 Airsoft used to be a big thing when I was this photo looks like I should be arrested for taking it She's great. You saw those sunglasses that you have on your head photo looks like I should be arrested for taking it. You saw the sunglasses that you have on your head. Oh, she just matched it perfectly even from the street. Right. I need to take it.

Can you hear me? There we are. Also, we can go to yeah, we took that right outside the, uh, so skinny. Photo was a take on your hair. So like, bluff. I know what camera was that? Was that before you had beans on your head?

That's my 10. The same trip. That was a 5D. That was a 5D. Was it a 5D at that point? It was 5D. Was it? Okay. 5D Mark II.

Why do you ask? There we go. God, see, the depth of field on it's pretty nice. Yeah, the whole, all my photos look like that. In fact, I kind of regret that I was so into the, like, very shallow depth of field. No, I can't see. Like, I just take the aperture and make it fucking huge. Yeah. And then that's the whole reason why I was so into the like very shallow depth of field. I can't see. I just take the aperture and make it fucking huge.

Yeah. And then I would, that's the whole reason why I would DSLR to begin with. I got so tired of like flat infinite. I was cool for video. I feel as for stills, it was nothing new, but the fact that you could shoot like HD video through a lens like that on a sense of that.

It was very cool. I like seeing like videos and photos of old things where you can see stuff in the background. Because like I watched a video of Austin in the 1980s and it was really interesting because they were on 6th Street and I was like, oh wow, this is, it's so familiar, but it does look nothing like how it does now. So with the depth of field, you get to better that. Somebody on the Austin subreddit did a really interesting thing where they took

what is now the biggest building in the UAE in Dubai? It's got the Burj Khalifa, something else now is even bigger. Is it like a hotel? The Tom Cruise? Is that it? Yeah. Anyway, whatever I was, they rendered it into the Austin skyline.

It was, it was almost embarrassing because all these huge buildings we have in downtown Austin, they're all like, oh, this is incredible. I also was singing so much. And then this fucking thing, it's three times taller than anything else in downtown Austin. It's insane.

Woof. Yeah, I've never seen it with my eyes. That would be the new thing to do the Over the Edge fundraiser. Oh, shit, that would take days. Yeah, take forever. Oh, we haven't done that in a bit. We haven't done that in a while.

Yeah, we should look into that again this year. Oh my God. Good grief. Wow. It's like five times bigger. Yeah, five times bigger. It makes the frostbite look like a tiny little dweeb. Do you guys know the name of the building? Does it say there when you're saying? I was really impressed by that. That's a very striking. It'll definitely give you the idea that they built something that big in Austin amongst all that tiny crap. I don't think Texas' ground could take that.

Well, yeah, I can't imagine what you're like. Yeah. What's that? All the sheet rock and our ground shifts. My favorite coffee shop, the door, depending on what time of year you go there, is either like, connects with the frame or it's just like, you have to like rip it open.

Is it east of the freeway or west of the freeway? It's east of 35. Yeah, that's why that's the ground is different east of 35. Really? Basically what they did was 35 runs north and south. Okay. And basically what they did when they were gonna build, or excuse me, 35 in this part of Texas,

they went as far west as they could until they hit rock and hills and then built 35. That's why the west side of 35 is so much different than the east side. East sides are like moving, shifting like soil. The west sides, all the hills, all the, it's chalk. They call it limestone. But like a dense, we have really weird foundations in Texas where we have this chalk limestone that you can get a, like a backhoe and just dig it out. But then when you build on top of it, it's actually super, super strong. Do you know this from building a pool in your backyard?

I do. Yeah. I got the lessons of this, but that's, you know, that's basically why that- You're on the right side. That place. The west side? You're on the good side for that. What's that?

You miss having a pool? No. I mean, it's- I do not. Really? I didn't build the pool the last place. This is where I lived in Buda, where we started our VB. Oh, this is the kind of building pool of my own place. Pools are hard to maintain, dude. Why is that, dude? There's always something goes wrong. I

don't like one of the things that bugs me on home ownership is that shit can just go wrong and you don't know it's going wrong and it's continuing to go wrong while you don't know about it and it's causing you problems and pools can do that like you can just get oh One of your pipes, you know, because it's not the best construction the world's like one of the pipes leading back to the filter underground Sprung a leak and then that created like a massive sinkhole because it let out a few drips a minute over the course of three years And then you got this huge problem on your fucking foundation. But one of the craziest things that I've ever heard with pools in Texas is that I think

depending on what the soil is or something that, and it might be other places in the world too, I'm sure, you get enough water drains out of the pool that the ground can push the shell up out of the ground. Like the weight of the water keeps your pool in the ground, but if it drains down so far, the moisture underneath it goes, nah, fucking hell.

And pops out your pool. It pops out your pool. But it's like, how do you get the pool popping out of the ground? Get a fucking hammer walker, and then you try to put it back down into the ground. So, I mean, I like, I would like to have a pool, but it's one of those things that it's like the amount of work versus the amount of time

You actually use it is not It's out of wax although at least in Austin you get so much more use out of it than if you're very true open Canada But even so it's like four or five months a year. You're not going near that fucking thing. Skull Barton Springs Oh, God, do some boobs like something I love about pools and obviously I love about pools and obviously. Yeah, really people are talking about springs, especially on the other side. They had that fence and it's a dog friendly area that's not like watched. Boops everywhere.

Awesome. It's legal for a woman to be topless anywhere that is legal for a man to be topless. Yep. See the ordinance is like a bank. I don't know. You can be topless and I can't be topless. Yeah. Yeah.

Trust me. Who you say about? Oh, one of the things I love about pools in Austin and Gavin, you could relate because we talk about this all the time in the summer, is that because it doesn't get cold at night here, pools just stay warm all summer. Like you get in and it feels like a bathtub. I like cold pools though. Why the? I think because they're like, I don't know.

Typically, I'll do pools. This is like a way of like relaxing after an exercise. What if you want to get drunk and wrestle your friends? I don't do that though. Gavin used to try to drown me every time. I would go, so I can't. I call the shit out of you. Yeah, I'd just be like swimming there

and I'd just see him like stare at me from across the pool and I'd be like, fuck, I can't get out here. Now, you'd always like try and dunk me in, I don't like, pour my drink out and shit. No, I wouldn't mess with your drink. You were just like, a cold snap shirt's off though. Only one time when I was drunk.

I, I don't condone my action. Yeah. Bit of a mid life crisis or whatever part of this life. I, I feel like I've put so much of the things that I like to do into making content with them like video games and filming stuff I'd actually have any hobbies. I Don't have any hobbies that I do just for me I need a call things that you do professionally hobbies though I mean I still like games like playing games

Yeah, but I just want to have like a new thing. And I want to like start a little, I want to have like a workshop. I want to have like a bunch of tools. But I don't want to do anything with them. I don't even know what to do with them. I just want to do like art or like carpentry or... Cump tree, right? I don't want to do art.

You paint a little war hammer, guys. Yeah, I don't know. I'm struggling to... You go climbing, you learn yoga. You know what, some matrix together? Never mind, you do that. I feel watch the Matrix together? Never mind, you know. I feel like I need a hobby platter, like a taste test of a bunch of different things.

Maybe surge in like a lobby, like a hobby lobby. Or you know, they just have classes that you could take. Come sailing class. With me. That's not a very easy hobby to just pick up. No, you wouldn't just pick it up. But what hobbies are? Like that's painting.

I just think it's easy. Oh, I'm thinking like you could do that at home. You could do it anytime you want. I'm not gonna die. I said I'm watching. I'm not gonna drown while painting. Yeah. I just send up watching videos

of other people who have hobbies. And I was like, this isn't. It's a hobby. I think you'd like sailing, because you know why? Because you like to fucking chill out. You like to just like... Yeah, sailing.

That's true. Go ahead. Sailing with you, I assume, is not chill. How dare you, first of all? No, it actually is like sailing's a lot of work, but I'm not one of the people who's like the fucking racing people. I like going to the destination and being on my own and just going like, bit, bit, bit,

and stopping in places, taking the dinghy in and getting some beer and all that stuff. That's fucking nice. How much does C of thieves prep to you for sailing? You know, C of thieves actually was one of the inspirations for us getting into it because I was doing, I was trying to be a pilot and going to get my certification in that. But then I ran into a problem where I crashed the plane. No, I got late. Close, close.

I got, I had to go through an insurance review and I got an insurance review and they were like, you know, I had to go through and check out all the boxes and everything like that and they had to put them. Oh, I also, you know, I'm involved with personal aviation and they're like, oh, well, then your life insurance is going to be astronomically higher. And also I have insurance, other people have insurance on me. And that sounds weird, like the company has insurance on me, which is basically they try to figure out

what it would cost to replace me if they had to. And it's called key man insurance. And that also, if my insurance rate dramatically go because of something I'm doing in my personal life, I have to pay that as well. So it was already astronomically higher than I had to do like 2X that basically. That's really used to when somebody else insures you

because I was like, I always wanted to find out like for the company's like, what do you, what's the, how much was my part? They wouldn't tell me that. Who else is insured here? Am I insured here? I don't know. Splendid shirt?

I don't know. I can find out. It's part of the only thing we in matter and shirt. What would you want to be insured at minimum? Oh, a 20 million. I don't know, it's plain and short. I don't know. I can find out. It's probably the only thing we can matter and share. What would you want to be and show it at minimum? Oh, 20 million. I don't know. I mean, it's whatever you find out, it's like, you know, because then you get an idea of what the corporation

thinks you're actually worth. You know, you guys insured me for $7 million? I would like a raise. I think when a steam made or valve made that really weird fucking announcement that they make eight million dollars of revenue per employee per year. And I'm like, okay, that's a great stat to put out there. And it's really cool to do that. But then the next day it worked, you know, everyone's like, can I get, you know, like, like, $10,000,

a raise. That'd be cool. The line outside of the HR department must have been freaking huge the next day. It would be interesting there to see at the company, the dollars that each individual has created. Because a lot of jobs here don't actually create money. They just like support the jobs that do create money. Yeah, but it's also how do you attribute stuff? If you just said that, who would you say like, who comes to mind when you say that? Somebody doesn't make money. Not somebody doesn't make money. Like at the top of that list, who's made, it's hard to separate that stuff from just views, even though those things are totally different. Well, creators of projects have made the most, I assume.

Yeah, exactly right. You attribute time total, contributed to that project. But then multiple people work on multiple things. Right. Yeah, where someone in like accounting, or like H.J.A.D. doesn't create money for the company, they're just entirely internal. Like the four of us do sit on this podcast,

but there's like 13 people total. 13 other people. Yeah, so we would have to like split this with everyone who's working on this now. Right. But it'd be interesting like, I'm sure the people who have worked in the most different departments as talent because that's the most crossover.

See, when you say that though, I instantly think of Michael Jones, when you say that, because I think about, and I always come back to this, rageit, which was the crackdown video started off and then became Rage Quit. Rage Quit is one person would make that show, edit that show, would post that show. And that was it, it was one person working on it and that ended up getting like,

750 million views total or something like that. It's like, it's like, close to getting close to like a billion life time. And then you've like, they stopped it, you know, but I always always hit him and, you know, to a different degree, Jordan swears with the RTA. Like that's just shows a huge juggernaut for views, but it is taken from source audio. Michael's thing was just like, that's crazy. I mean, it's crazy, crazy.

All from one person. Yeah. And then what, you know, he's added into a cheap amount of money, but then honey, like quantifiable, that's crazy. I mean, it's crazy, crazy. All from one person. So yeah. And then, then what, you know, he's added into a cheap amount of money, but then honey, like quantifiable, that's how do you put it all together to fight it out? And everything's different to you. Like rage quiz show, tons of views, then sell a lot of merch around it or anything like that. You know, and it's not like a premium show that you can't make a subscriber version of it. So it's like, something's do really

well in one regard and then don't do well in other regards. Some things are just like these quiet storms where they just do well across the board. And sometimes you get stuff like Ruby that's hits on all the notes, you know. Yeah. And now we have to make that. Now we have Jen Locke. And you know what else we have Barbara? This week we have a special episode of Always Open. We do. Your podcast with the Valentine's day episode. I was on that. You were. My lovely fiance Ashley. You and Ash.

Very lovely. You guys are so cute. No, it was great. We knew what we were getting. Ashley got all teared up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she did.

We started talking about the, well, you can see. But she had all teared up. Romantic things. You go Valentine's plans. Is that what you told him about? I know who has Valentine's plans and might help me out. I know too. Hey, you're might help me out. I know too. Hey, you're kind of a jerk.

Can I call you out on something? Okay. I mean, on a universal carmic scale, you're kind of a jerk. Valentine's Day is coming up. So Blaine made three reservations. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, he made three reservations. That's one thing.

He smart though. You might be able to help me out. Right. I didn't make a reservation anywhere. But then you can't because some guys got two reservations that he doesn't need. But he'll give him away. Friends, though, so they'll be used.

You're gonna pass them off? Yeah. Do you actually help us say you're begibbles? They're gonna have to. Yeah. I'm being gullible. I'm being gullible. I'm being gullible.

I should change the name on graduation. So why did you do that? Just because based on location and time and just and I just want to give the other person options. So yeah, I was just so just thinking ahead. So like through some advanced pro tip set reservations under various emails around town and then you have all the options or just choose one and stick to it. No, because I haven't asked anybody yet. So, yeah. You got some time. You haven't asked anybody the amounts?

That's like, but you're making reservations? Yeah, I'm just playing ahead. And then worst case scenario, give it up to all my friends and then they're my valentines. Dude, it's like, next week. We'll take pictures for you at the locations you reserved at. It's in 10 days.

Yeah, I have fun. Oh, the thing I'm f***ing. Got it. People in mind is fine. I guess we're kind of beating around the bush. I'm single now. So, oh, yeah. I'm sorry.

I don't know what you mean, I'm comfortable. Yeah, I feel like that was going that way. Well, the thing, that's the case. No, I mean, but like, I don't think the conversation was hinting at that. I think I think it was. I think it was. Was it?

Well, I don't like speculation either. So I'm just going to throw it out there. But it's one of those things where I don't want, I feel like I owe people an explanation for what's going on in my personal life. But you know, if people see you out, it is something that they would be thinking of. You also, and I've said this to other people when they break up as well as like you should say something about it publicly.

Yeah. Because it's the normal thing. Most relationships end. We've all been in more relationships that have ended than have not. That's just the way it works. And I still love foregoing. Yeah. You're starting calls five years ago.

Yeah. But it is one of those things like I have first-hand experience with this. I kind of kept my divorce quiet because I just thought it was like a really personal thing and everything. How dare you. Two years later, you owe me that.

Two years later, I started dating Ashley and she got the full fucking brunt of that, because people just did not know or hadn't kept up or something and hadn't figured it out. And I wasn't direct about being divorced. And there was people like, what the fuck is this? What's going on? And they say, well, you know, when people tend to hear information, they tend to feel like it happened as soon as they heard about it. Like they hear about me getting divorced. They think that just happened as opposed to happening two years ago. I'm just happy the three months that you and I were together in between was never

reported on very special time. My life also full of colors just happened months ago. Break up. So it's been a while. So I mean, get me together. Yeah. One of my pet peeves is when people ask what happened to whenever they find out that people ended, it's like relationships and all the time. Like, there

doesn't have to be something that happened. No, it's just like, it just wasn't working for whatever reason. It wasn't. He killed someone. How did you know? Who told him? That's true. I didn't kill anybody. That's the thing too. It's like people just close their relationships when they work together too. It's always the same conversation. It's like, no, it's like people just close their relationships when they work together too It's it's always the same conversation is like no, it's great if you can work with somebody and you can date them It's great. It's really like perfect Just don't ever break up or when you do just understand that you know, that's your problem. Yeah, exactly

Exactly. There's nothing worse than people dating in a workplace and I bet people breaking up in a workplace Can be bad depends on who's it is Yeah, I think as long as both people have mutual respect for each other in their career and their position within a company It could be okay. Yeah, but I would also like to break up with you and I'm sorry it came up like this, but it seems Just like a natural progression of our conversation. You're breaking up with me now. Yes. It's not it's not you It's on fire Just like a natural progression of our conversation. You're breaking up with me now. Yes, it's not you. It's on you.

You fired. If you had to date one person, other person on this podcast, who would it be? On this podcast? I think there's only one based on you. Oh, you're just gonna use Cuba Cuba? Do you have a hybrid hypothetical? We're gonna check out a hypothetical.

I don't know. You guys, you guys would be good. I think it'd be Gavin, yeah. I would, listen. I'd be last. I think Gavin would be a very hard think I'd be Gavin. Yeah, I would listen. I'd be last. I Think I think Gavin would be very hard day. Don't you? Yeah, I feel like he'd be My reason my reason for saying Barbara wouldn't be because she's a pretty girl my reason for Barbara is that she's a good girlfriend I'm like I've made jokes about this. I think I'd be a bad boyfriend. Oh God. What do you mean? Yeah, you

Supply dog Boy you chip but I was like a nightmare. I said yeah You'd be the worst. All right. What would I be what would be so come with a lot of cats That's like three cats. That's a good amount of cats. It's a lot of cats. It's a lot Yeah, don't you want someone with pussy? Don't know bling seems I don't know I think blame would be the most difficult. Why is that? What why is that you just very you got love sort of you know go on Spill it is fine. You're not gonna have to think it's quite high maintenance. You think so do you think you're having an exercise stuff or

Yeah, very I'm very sorry so bad. Please do please do Unless it's bad against me. No, it's a very complimentary of you. There is a somewhat. No, you can't tell that Somebody got a little drunk and was a little complimentary of Using years and years ago what complimentary of the Years and years and years ago And years and years ago I was there you were there you were there Then you could use here's complimentary. Oh, yeah

So yeah, Valentine's gonna be fun. Got you guys reservations. Let me know Someone I told I think I was telling Trevor or someone else that you had done that like you'd'd made reservations and were like offering it to people in case you don't use it. And someone's like, does that mean blame will be there on our date? Yes, of course. You mean it's a get you in. I'd ask where, but then people wouldn't know you'd be at this place on the old times first.

Okay, yeah, but I was a strategic about it. I looked at a map of Austin and then I picked you know like Central East side up north and then you drew it in the shape of a hot and you like this is and here's your options This lady That's what I said. All right. Well, you'll try and you take you to plans for Valentine's Day We know we have three things Gab. You got plans yet You need we're gonna go I can't see I asked. Yeah, you wouldn't be there. Are you going to the place that you love that I love to?

That we go to sometimes? No. No? Okay. Different place. I got a great dinner coming tonight. I thought I was going to have an excuse to eat home slice tonight, but I'm not going to get home slice. Shout out to my son JD, my son JD, past his driver's exam.

First try. He's now a solo driver. He actually took a good driver's exam. First try. He's now a so- Driver. He actually took a good driver's license photo. First person ever in my family to be able to do that. I'm there, bud. Throw it on the camera. No, don't put it on.

Don't put your personal identification on it. It feels she. I don't, yeah. My last one was better. That's the problem I've got. Everyone, it's like the passport photo is always shitty. God. You're never prepared. My passport photo is awful, Barbara.

It's awful, it's awful, baby. Well, for, I descend it recently to somebody for verification because I was doing an international thing. And I was like, I don't want to send them this because I hate my passport photo. Is it the same as Canadian passport photos when you can't show any emotion

and you have to have like all your facial features displayed so every Canadian passport photo is just this. So you gotta look like the photo Jason Bourne wherever he goes on the wrong way is. We can smile in ours and my hair was like, like, I put one of the stages where I was trying to grow it out and that's just a nightmare. Yeah.

I know what you're talking about though because when I go to Gatwick or I fly into Toronto, when you go through customs and they take a photo of you, your natural inclination is a smile and they're like, no, do not smile. Oh, okay. Yeah, be like, you have a neutral face.

Neutral face. It's like the opposite of a British person's problem. Also, what? Natural just to be frowny all the time. Yeah, what fucking years it now? 2019. How far behind are the printing technology at the US State Department where I go to CBS,

they pull down a little white curtain, I take a photo, film, boom, take a photo, send it to them and it comes back and it looks like a watercolor impression of whatever the fuck I sent them. How hard can it be to photograph? I just feel like four shades darker. They used to put the photo in there and just laminated over the top of it,

but I guess that was not secure enough. It's not actually a photo. Well, I guess on the British ones, the photo of you on the passport is made up of a top of it, but I guess that was not secure enough. But it's not actually a photo. Well, I guess on the British ones, the photo of you on the passport is made up of a bunch of like security shit. Oh, like the lines are printed in like code. Like numbers and letters. Like a dollar bill.

I think all of your information makes up your picture. I think I've seen I didn't, the forms of identification with like the person's face superimposed as well as the regular photo like they just they went above and beyond to make sure. What color is Canadian passport red? It's no, it's it's like a navy blue. Famous.

I think I think North America. It's blue. Okay. And then like different regions. You only got the best one. What color is it black? Ooh, pretty fun. Oh, but it's got the yeah, it'll yeah. So what is that the leaf Ooh, pretty fun cool. Oh, it's got the, yeah, the, yeah.

So what is that, the leaf? I don't know. It's like a olive branch, but I don't know what that is. It looks cool. I want to get it tattooed around my own. Yeah, like all blacks have from logo. What's that little leaf? It's a leaf.

Google it, some kind of leaf. There was some dude who was in the New Zealand posted a photo and read it. You know that Reddit subreddit, old school cool. So it was a photo of his dad like graduating from some kind of military thing and he said here's my dad 30 years ago posing with Three of his 24 siblings

That was like oh my god that poor mother. How is that even possible? She just must be like, I don't know, mathematically, it can't work that out. Loose drenched. Kids walk out. Everything is probably just loose. You have a kid of year to do that, or more. Yeah, you can probably like, the second that you give birth, you're pregnant, I got.

Yeah, yeah. You should've had like 10 at once, I don't know, no, she's gonna eat whatever she wants. So that's cool. That's cool, dude. That's cool. All right, well, thank you she said like 10 at once. I don't know. She gets to eat whatever she wants. So that's cool. That's cool, dude. That's cool. All right. Well, thank you for joining us on this podcast.

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