Rooster Teeth Podcast - Saving Ryan Reynolds - #525

Episode Date: January 1, 2019

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I'm Gavin. There you are. And that's it. It's just us. So when we were planning the pre-taping, you know, whenever there's the holidays, we have to pre-tap the podcast. Yeah. This is pre-taping now.

This is pre-taping. This is not New Year's Eve. Gavin and I are probably locked up. On the 27th in our houses. And not doing anything fun. But, we know we have to plan. And now, luckily, we have someone who helps me manage the schedule and reminds me that I need to program and figure this stuff out.

So I have Eric who's constantly telling me, this is when we're going to re-pricate the podcast. I love it. It's not something we can do it. It's just someone to try and get you to do it. Right. Well, he reminds me. Otherwise, I'll forget. Right.

So Eric's first suggestion was, let's pre-tap on the 26th. And I said, what are you and Adi? Don't you think that people are still going to be out of the office? Well, okay, oh, the 27th is so much better. So what are we looking at? Well, you made me do the 27th and guess what? And we're still out of the office. Yeah, we could have done it on the 26th and been done with it.

No one would have to be here today. Who wants to come in if they've been beving on a nice Christmas day? Who wants to come in on the boxing day? People are out getting their Boxing Day. Boxing Day. Sales. Did you say what's, oh, they have Boxing Day? So the 26 is a work day?

Yeah. Yeah, I was here yesterday, were you? Feeling what? Podcasts. What podcast did you do yesterday? Listen. So cut to the chase. Everybody's still out of the office. you're off today. I'm off today

We both came in I came in just for this. Yeah, just to tape this. I went into achievement under before I came in here Just Jack Jack was in there doing nothing. Why is he he was he yesterday? See he's a diligent employee. Why did we get Jack on it? What I didn't know Jack was here. He's just sats-tsk Why did we get Jack on it? What, I didn't know Jack was here. It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's, it's, it's just, it's, it's, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it closed for right why do we what does anyone come in what why who is here this part here who can change this but who here is this week what what who is here this week who can fully do that job I mean I can't oh Jack canny that what's he doing in that he got easy making videos maybe can I don't know yeah Yeah, I guess broadcast can. They're all here, but there's nobody over here. Yeah, we're good employees of the company.

You started. There's no point. We're coming in if there's no one in front of the cameras, surely. They got stuff they can do. I guess you had to do a fun more update on all the cameras. How about that?

I hear murmuring back there. No, you don't. I was thinking about it. It's funny, we say that. We're talking about the broadcast crew. I was thinking about how weird it is. Whenever we do the live stream, if someone's a first member, they can tune in a little bit before the podcast actually starts.

And they see a camera that we have set up in the broadcast room and they can see everyone who's sitting at their desk because I get ready for the podcast to go live. And I was thinking about it earlier today or yesterday and I thought I wonder like how many people who aren't first members even realize when we're talking to the control room, how many people are sitting back there?

Like there's, oh yeah. How many people are in there right now? One, two, three, oh can we see? One, two, three, four, five, six, six, six, two of you are standing. They're not working. So six people in there right now, one, two, three, oh, can we see, one, two, three, four, five, six, six, two of you are standing. They're not working. So six people in there right now, and there's two people out here.

And then just not just in your account, like camera operators, there's more people out here that you can't see on that camera. This is a really shitty ratio. This is a very inefficient ratio. It's really inefficient. And it made me like start to think, like if people don't realize how many people are in the booth,

do they not realize like what jobs I quit everyone has to do in order for the podcast to happen. Oh, there's even count might, I don't even know if Mike's here. If there's like another room over there as well. Is Mike here? He's out sick. He's out sick.

Mike is sick. Wink? Okay, yeah. Yeah, there's so many people and then there's, I guess nobody has any idea how many people work to get the this shitty podcast out. And we just show up and it's like, oh, like we make the podcast. I don't do shit for the podcast if they weren't here

and I have to go in there and like start the podcast. We'd be your days. We've made it so that we no longer have no how to make the podcast that we used to make. Right. Back when we used to make. Right. Back when we were making it. Back when we were in Rafael de Nito, it was like, I would set all of that up. Yeah. And then I'd come out here.

I have no fucking idea how to do that anymore. God. So I'd say, Jack. Yeah, good Jack over here. So anyway, what I was going to say is if anybody who's in the broadcast crew wants to come out and introduce themselves on the podcast and say what they do or talk about what they do. This is the time to do it. We got seats for days out here.

Well, Gavin's texting Jack right now. Except you, Eric, everybody knows you. Nobody likes you. When did we first meet Eric? Was it like Seattle packs? They're like, oh, four or five? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like that long ago.

I was talking to someone about that. Like, I've known Barbara for such a long time and like you and Bernie and Jeff for like a really, really long time. And then I mean, it took you like 15 years to hire me, but you know, whatever. It's fine. It all went out. Did you ever have sex with anyone who wants to restatee

and now it's really old-quit? I can't, I will not confirm or deny that. Was it cut? I mean, yes. I mean, yes. I saw, I had a really weird thing speaking of Eric. I had a really weird thing happening to me the other day. I was sitting at home.

I went to be like Christmas Eve and the TV was on. And I was watching. And there was some ad on the television for like a Google Pixel 3. And I was really paying attention. I was using my laptop or something. And I looked up at the TV for a second. And there was flashing different photos, I guess I were taking taking with the Google Pixel and I looked and I was like

That guy really looked like Sean from mega 64 and I like picked up my remote and I rewound it and I played it again I was like is that Sean from mega 64 and I like rewound it again and paused it and I was like That's either Sean from mega 64 or Sean is like that generic looking of a dude wasn't it was Sean? He's in a fucking gold pixel commercial. He don't know that Sean from mega 64 or Sean is like that generic looking of a dude. Wasn't it? It was Sean. He's in a fucking gold pixel commercial. He's doing that. So there. Eric.

Hi, it's Mike. Hi, it's Eric. Don't worry. I brought company. So Sean really is that generic looking of a guy. But it was him in the Google pixel commercial. What I really like about that is that he's wearing a Mega 64 shirt and they edited it out. So Mega 64 couldn't even get that. So.

Could they not license it from Mega 64? Do you think Google gave a shit enough to contact Mega 64? Isn't that a YouTube channel? I would have. Yeah, the aren't they have YouTube videos wouldn't that like is it? YouTube also owned by Google? Yeah, I don't think yeah. I don't think they care enough to Isn't, yeah, the aren't they, don't they have YouTube videos wouldn't that, like, is it YouTube also owned by Google? Yeah, I don't think, yeah. I don't think they care enough to contact. I think they just went, well, I mean, we could try to get a whole of these people and have a conversation where we could keep that logo in

or we could digitally erase it and be done. I've not gone in a Google Pixel TV commercial. Really? Yeah. Huh. It's just like a photo of him. That's interesting. I was used, they used one of my slow-mo videos

to promote the Google, what's the new tablet? They got. The piece of shit. Oh yeah. Yeah. So I was like, I'm magic. I don't know, I used to, I don't know what it is. Everyone has a fucking tablet.

Something like that, yeah. And we usually license our clips. You know, it's like a small fee to use it, sign a thingy. And then I was like, you know, just use it because it's already Google anyway Just you just use it. Oh, can you just like send me one of them like send a tablet? So I like know what which product I'm associated with and they were like no Well, you might have looked out because I found I don't have one I found an article that the verge wrote about that tablet The headline is Google keeps failing to understand tablets.

I called you. Do. Called it. Yeah, that was like, you know, it's not a policy to do that. Did you have? No, my policy to give you footage then, except I still live. Don't they have a deal with like the NFL? Did you see that?

Oh, I think that's a Microsoft. That's a surface. Yeah, that's a surface because that was a thing where they kept calling it iPads. Oh, the commentator is a cool ass. They called it a hot-skip calling it iPads and they, it the same thing. They called it the same thing. They called it the same thing. And they, in Microsoft's like, fuck you, we gave you a lot of money. These are Microsoft Surface tablets.

And so like about halfway through that season, when they started using them, they really like laid it on thick. Like, oh, they use a Microsoft. I think when that deal first started, I would also see like they'd have the surfaces in front of them and they'd have like another tablet or another screen like popped up in front of it. Like trying to be sneaky so you couldn't really tell, but on the side shots, you could see that there was popped up in front of it. Like trying to be sneaky so you couldn't really tell but on the side shots you

could see that there was something else in front of it. I wonder how much they paid for that. It's like a reuse at the surface NFL deal for another year. It's fine. Gavin, how much kind of license your footage for if I wanted to use it for? Well, you get purposes. Mate's rates. So maybe like eight, quit or something.

Okay. Congratulations. Sweet. Sweet. So I'm going gonna make a new channel. It's called the Fast Guys channel. And it's all your footage is fed up. It's an old theme. So as of December 2017, Microsoft has spent $400 million

on the Surface NFL deal. For the things that everyone just called iPads. Dude. It's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. Awesome. I Apple must be Don't you have to hit that's awesome you got a hundred million dollars worth of advertising for three

Sitting back and reaping the rewards man. That's killer actually. I just got a new iPad pro because I was looking like I travel a lot They're expensive and but the things I travel a lot and the new things on planes are, it's the travel podcast, right? The new things on planes are, they don't have screens in the back of the seats anymore. So you have to bring your own device to watch stuff. I'm like, all right, I've been flying so much, might as well.

And then I got one with the keyboard too. I'm like, it's basically a laptop. It's just like a touchscreen laptop. It's really nice. And it's like pretty much do everything on it now. So when I travel, I don't take laptops. Do you get the pen? I It's really nice. And it's like pretty much do everything on it now. So when I travel, I don't take laptops. You get the pen.

I can't do that. I can't bring myself to do that. Really? I gotta have a laptop. It's nice. It's nice. Cut the cord, Gus. Cut the keyboard.

You still talk fucking take a cord, dude. No, just as many cords as I do if you travel with the fucking laptop with an iPad. Well, an iPad lasts way longer than a laptop. It's true. I guess I feel the same way. I need the, like when I actually do stuff, I need, like, the laptop and everything.

I was told that I'm old because of that. I mean, looking at the camera, all the gray, that's probably true. So, I've got like a dad sweater on. This light, it does no favors for, like, side gray. Gus, you've got no gray. I've got mine. I've got the Calico beer gun.

What's that gray you have? Isn't that gray? Or is that just a little... I think it's just... That's the light you've made. It makes it look... No, this is great. Look at real great I have is on my ball.

What? It's like right there. Well, I mean, you gotta prove it. Either show it or pull it out. I can't believe it. Oh, you pull you tweezers. Don't go. Come on.

Do you think, will there be a point where you get to that, where you'll be like, I'm gonna tweez this thing. No, God no. No, you've already, you've pressed it and it doesn't matter. I feel like, my bullseq is becoming less sensitive. Like I could just grab hair and just like rip it all out. Oh, that's probably not healthy. Maxi on the social team really thought that was funny.

Yeah, yeah, I just can like get a hand phone. It's just like, that's's like why doesn't this huh? That's like mad bragging extra life. We wax his legs and he's just like, he's like, I didn't feel any of that. See my legs hurt. That's not a good sign. My legs hurt a lot when they wax them.

Your legs more sensitive than your balls. You gotta work on that. Well, maybe I was a little like messed up by my surgery. You lost nerves. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, I should try the other one. I've been just been ripping out of one side. It'll either not hurt or it'll hurt way more than it should.

I have that as well on one side of my, this side of my face is almost completely numb in my cheek. So I can just like pull the beard out of it. Do you think that's the one you know? You hit your head. There's nothing there. Oh, you're right. You pulled it all out.

I don't know. All right, bodies get weird. I feel like everyone should have a public list of all of their messed up, like non-serious stuff, like funny stuff, like numb face, numb testicles. My brain calls off fucked up. I can't. I think, what do you call that? Not propitio.

What are the, what are they called? What? The foot thing where it's all messed up. Pactar for Shadows? Plain for fasciitis. Wow. What is that? What is that exactly?

Because like, I can't actually bought a thing for me to stretch my ankle. Yeah. It's like a fasciatus, yeah. What is that? What is that exactly? Because like Katie actually bought a thing for me to stretch my ankle. It's like a little like rolly thing. It's like a muscle issue. You can't play football. But to me, fat, you roll your ankle all the time. I did the other day. I was, I was forget where it was,

I fucking rolled my ankle. What is? Well, I'm, so I'm duck footed, which means my feet go like that. Same way, yeah. And so when I walk, if they're, I easily just roll my ankle, I'm the same way. Yeah, and it's the weirdest thing.

But I have to worry like the doctor shows inserts for the part of the guy. I've got that news. I should get some. Well, Adieu had your sticky shan, didn't you? Like, your leg got dented in. Yeah, yeah. For some reason my right leg swells.

And so you can actually like push into my leg and it makes like a little dent. And every now and then, like right like. Love, is it now? No, right now. It was what I've roughed you cut back from little dent. Every down then, like right now. Is it now? No, right now. It was why it roughed you cut back from traveling once. He was like thumbing in his leg and he was like, look, at it just stayed. I'm like several minutes.

It was weird. It was weird. And it was like, it didn't hurt. And I saw a doctor about it. I was like, oh yeah, it's swollen. It was like, so you just have like, he's not like weird ankles. Like, nothing happened. Just my right leg.

Just like a dominant one. From the knee down. Yeah. Just your kicking leg. I like dominant from the knee down. Yeah. Just feel kicking leg. I got run over by a car and so my ankle's all messed up. What? Yeah. Like recently?

No, it's like right before I turned 21. So this is like 10 years ago. Okay. I was riding a bike on campus at Fullerton and I was riding on the sidewalk, apparently going against traffic, but it's because I was on campus. And a car was at a stop sign and then I was going down the little curb and up to the other curb, and the truck decided,

it just decided, like, now's my time. And then it just rolled over. Like, I just remember riding a bike and going, no, no, no, no! Did it actually go over you? Yeah, yeah, rolled over my entire ankle. So the bike was on top of my ankle, rolled over the bike and my ankle.

So the bike maybe shielded it? Yeah, but it didn't break, but now all like the tendons and like muscles, it's like a baseball bat. Like my whole leg here is like a baseball, it's just thick like like. Yeah, I have injuries where I clearly should have gone to a doctor at the time and never did.

Like I slipped on my ice, I like my ankle went one way, but I fell the other way. So kind of boomeranged out from under me. I slipped on my ankle one way, but I fell the other way. It's kind of boomeranged out from under me. I was like, aww, and my ankle hurt for like four years. Every time I did this, every time I sat cross-legged, I'd be like, aww, and I just swiped to do the other way.

And eventually it went away, but it's like every winter. I was like, aw, I should have got some comfort last year. It's like the gift for that woman in the high heels that we showed last podcast. Oh, that guy. He's like, break up all the loo. She actually break her ankle. No, but it might be the thing about that. Like, where her ankle is like under and then it's like, shoot that.

Yeah. And I actually got backed into by a car once. It didn't go over me. I was just walking in from school and backpack and it just reversed down. I just went, pfff. And I like, slay, I ripped my trousers a bit earlier. Did you see the guy at UT wearing the Obama mask? I hit went, and I like, I've written my trousers, but I love that. Did you see the guy at UT wearing the Obama mask

that hit by the bus? Oh yeah. He was like stepped out and then you immediately got like, bam. They were doing a Nerf war, so by campus. Was it no Obama mask? I didn't remember the word mask. I don't think he was wearing anything.

What? I thought he had some kind of mask on because he had no peripheral. That was all. He showed up on the bus right in front. No, no, he walked out and it's the bus, Neilham. So we have the drag, which is like Guadalupe, which is the main street kind of separating UT.

It was like right at the edge of UT campus. And that's where all like the shops and stuff are. You could be at Rolk Cool Hangout now. It's all shops or it's still all crap shops. But anyway, there's a big intersection, like huge intersection, and they were having a Nerf war. So every time the light would go red, all these people would run in the middle of the street to have a Nerf war and then run out.

And so it was these, there were two sides all yelling at each other like ready to go. The light, they thought went red and one guy just fucking bolted and a bus just plowed into it. And it's like, he skipped off the ground and he got up, walked away and sat down. He was okay ultimately, but still like they have footage from inside the bus.

Here you go, here's, here's footage of it. So. It's like at about 25 seconds in or so. Yeah, so yeah. Well, much of dude bros, no shared time. Yeah, so this is duty. This is duty. And there's the busy streets.

That is a big street. So. Why would you do this here? So you have all of campus. I guess he doesn't have a helmet. It doesn't have a mask on. I could have sworn in, it's the guy with the backpack right there.

But his head's kind of shiny. Maybe he does have a mask on. I could have sworn he had a mask and that's what messed up his peripheral vision. Oh! That was awesome! That you got laid off. He would have good 15 feet but he pops right back.

He was okay. He's lucky. He didn't trash his head against the hood. That was sick. I think the other thing he's lucky about is that the the bike racks on the front of the bus wasn't extended and then he'll stab him. Oh god Or either he would have gone under it or over it head first and the one. Yeah, so UT campus. I'm glad we're talking about it. I love UT. I'm gonna go pretty spot. Yes

I did not go to UT. Okay. Okay campus is like a black hole to me Amazon Did maybe one of the dumbest things I think possible. Okay. Where there is a return center where you can drop stuff off and you don't get charged. You know, if you go and drop it off there, it's at the UT campus. Okay. So I had a package. I needed to return to Amazon.

I was like, okay, I've never been there. I've never done this. I'm going to go return it to the UT drop off. So I drove down there and it's got an address. It's like in speedway. 22 or 1 speedway or something. A drive to it. It's like, oh, there's no parking. No, yeah. I don't even really see where the building is. My GPS says it's right around here somewhere, but there's no parking. It's like, okay, that's fine. I'll find a parking lot or something

nearby and I'll go park there. So I start circling. There's nothing. It's nowhere to park. I don't have not a student. I don't have a permit. So I end up parking out by the Bob Bullock Museum. Oh, wow That's like that's the close parking next bike. Oh, away away. Yeah, but I was like there's a there's one of those stupid little scooters I can take the scooter death scooters. Yeah from here over there and figure it out So much you scooting through camp. I've never hated myself more in my life I run this fucking live scooter. I can pick you up. I had a little jacket on so I put the fucking more in my life. I run this fucking lime scooter. I can piggy-o-holy a packet. I had a little jacket on, so I put the fucking package in my jacket and like, zip it up so I look all stupid and bulky.

And I'm, so I'm, I'm, I'm, you, right in this fucking lime scooter throughout campus, like right across from Bob Bullock, across MLK, there's like a, the Blanton Museum or something right there. And there's signs that were just like, dismount your bicycle. Like, okay, I guess I probably shouldn't be

riding the scooter either. So I have to get off the scooter and like, I'm fucking pushing a diagonal. I'm like, I'm paying to push a scooter. I'm not even paying to ride it. I'm paying to push a fucking scooter to this and get off your bike zone. Get to the other side of it. I'm like, okay, the signs are gone. I can get back on my scooter. Get on the scooter. I'm riding and then immediately it goes from sidewalk to like little tiny bricks, like a brick walkway. And when you're on a scooter, it's like, ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta. It's the fumpiest fucking ride in the world.

My teeth were chattering. I thought the buildings were gonna fall out on my teeth. I'm going down the road. I'm like, this fucking building. I better see it soon. I get all the way up to Dean King. And I'm like, well, I'm too far now. And I look and it's like, I went like three times

further than I needed to. Was it the four little break road? It was like in the middle of the break road. Like, I gotta go back down the break road now. Because there's no sign or anything on this fucking thing. And UT campus is closed right now for fucking winter break. Fucking teeth rattling all the way back down the direction I came from.

Find what I think is the building. And it says like, building close for winter break. Oh, and I for winter break oh I'm like no no no no I looked again like my email says it says they're open today it's like oh no this isn't the building that's the building the two buildings look identical walk over to that building all the doors are locked it's like oh right because it's winter break I'm sure there's only like one door that's open I circle the it's it's Gregory gymnasium I circle the entire fucking building in China the't try and all the doors. I'll try and all the doors.

The last fucking door I get to in the building. So I got to the building and I went left. If I'd gone right, it would've been the first door I tried. It's the night of my entire building. The last fucking door I get to. There's not even any signs outside. You walk in the door and then there's like an Amazon logo. Like, finally.

Wasn't it you who was telling me to just leave the thing on the porch and they come and pick it up? Yeah, I could. That's what I said. I've never done this. I said I wanted to try it. What's the thing of all the time you save by doing that Gus? All the money you saved. I go in and I'm like okay, I'm gonna talk to someone.

I'm just gonna drop this up to somebody in there. No, it's empty. There's like a sign that says leave your package here. Like okay, this seems like. What's it handwritten? Yeah, it's like, just leave package here. Like, okay, this seems like what's it handwritten? Yeah, like, leave it here. Don't worry. We'll take care of it. Yeah, I'm gonna pre-fis. Anything. So what can I just take it?

Just toss it in there. Got back on the fucking teeth rattle. Run it back to the fucking Bob Bullock Museum. And I was like, this is the worst, worst fucking experience. Why did Amazon put their return center in a place with no parking? Well, they put it there because it's a UT. Because there's gonna be a billion people.

Fuck UT dude, I don't give a fuck about UT. And no, there's 50,000 people who at most live there for four fucking years. True. There's 950,000 people in the city who don't live at the fucking UT campus. All right, where should they put one? They can have their fucking one at UT if they want, I don't give a fuck about that. You can have another True. All right, where should they put one? You can have their fucking one at U.T. if they want.

I don't give a fuck about that. You can have another one. They need another one for normal people to get you with what? A parking lot. A parking lot. A place where I can put my fucking car. Why isn't there like a favor uber?

Where? A favor uber. Because a favor is like, I don't like that service. I don't like that service. I don't like that service. I don't like that service. I don't like that service. I don't like that service. I don't like that service. I don't like that service I pay someone an obscene amount of money to do your shopping or whatever if there's no service for it and it cost me 370 it cost me 370 for part of it Do you use the fucking scooter?

Yeah, you went far. Yeah Favour Uber, but that should just be the car that goes around you just throw shit in it You're gonna make it brown and big And you're in angular I like this I like this or they're can have smaller white ones that lose your shape. So it'll be like for pickups so you can write ups on the side. Yeah. So you can just have it. No. If you want to express there can be another one. But you can't just go on UPS app and see the nearest van and be like, oh come if it would I trail around when I used to work downtown. You know, there's lots of FedEx and UPS trucks and I remember I don't know if they still do this anymore, but for a while FedEx trucks had

a built-in drop-off in them. Oh. Like you could lift a little flap on the side and say like deposit packages here, and if you had like a box or whatever that was already, however you had the label on it, you could just find a truck, go up to it, open it, and just drop. No way. You're your package directly into it. It's cool.

Yeah, it was like, oh, like you're walking out of the street. Like I'm going to the FedEx anyway. Oh, the truck's right here. Boom, to save me a few minutes. Nice. I was in a Stockholm recently for a video game thing. And I was, I always mail post card to Katie and to my nephews whenever I go out of travel overseas.

And I was trying to find a mailbox. Couldn't find one. And I saw a guy just with a bag like a mail guy just walking down the little street. And I was like, oh, hey, can I give a seat? And I was like, oh, wow, very quaint. It's very nice. That man was home. You never see the mail map before. No, but it was like in the middle of the city. It wasn't like, you know, it was some homeless dude. He's got a sack with a ship in it. Did it say smell?

Flag on the side of his back. Man, speaking of ups, ups. I had two packages lost today. Really? Ups, Ups, I was expecting two packages. Ups, it's so cool. Ups emailed me at like 10, 30 this morning. It was like your packages are delivered. And I was like, that's weird. My security camera didn't pick anything up. And when I looked, nope, looked at the tracking info, I said, left at front desk.

My house doesn't have a phone. It's like a side door by Rudol or something. Yeah, yeah. to the tracking info, I said, left at front desk. My house doesn't have a phone. It's like a side door by Rudol or something. Yeah, yeah. I sure as fuck don't have a secretary named Rudol who's working at a front desk and I'm fucking house. So I called. Rudol.

And of course, when you call to report a last package, they treat you like you're the fucking dumbest person in the world. Yeah. Did you check at your front door? You know, yeah, of course I did. Oh, that's what I should have done before calling you. Are there any plans?

Did you look behind your plant? I fuck you. I'm gonna fuck with someone. And then, you know, that's all the automated stuff. I get to talk to someone. And they're like, oh, yeah, I see here. It was left at the front desk. Did you go to your front desk?

I like, I live in a fucking house. I don't have a front desk. It says it was signed before by Roodle. I don't know who that is. Do you think there was some kid with a lemonade stand down the street called Roodle? I need you to take your package. There's some apartments down the street, so I drove to the apartment and I was like, is there someone who works in a Roodle?

Nope, not at all. Roodle shouldn't be too hard to track down. So then eventually, you know, UPS is like, okay, we're gonna escalate this to your local distribution center and your local hubs will call you back within an hour. After, you, Postal Services do some of shit all the time. They never call me back. UPS actually called me back about 40 minutes later. Oh, wow.

And they were like, we found out what happened. Your packages were mis-scanned at the hub, so they were put on the wrong truck. And I was like, well, how did they get delivered? Yeah, yeah. Like, they're like they're just probably just got bundled in with a bunch of other packages that are similar address and just dropped off there. Like the driver's going to go back and try to get your packages back. I was like, fine, whatever, at least they call me back. At least, you know, there's something going on there. But one of the things that annoys me is every time

a package gets lost, you know, you PS at me an email, I thought I'd talk to the phone rep and they're like, I killed him, pull it up. They're like, next steps now that you've lost your package, and now that your package is missing, your next steps for your missing, you PS package. Boba, we recommend you contact the company, your person who sent you the shipment. The shipper can possibly send a replacement shipment.

Why the fuck do they have to pay to send more shit because you lost it? I hate how that's like, they just make it another one, you know, whatever, it's a big deal. That's the reply. It's like, yeah, now they're gonna have to send me another thing that I bought

because you fucking lost it on the way. It's the worst because if you need something urgently, you can't immediately report it as missing or undelivered because you have to wait a certain period as well. Like sometimes like, we have to wait 14 days for it to officially have not arrived. Yeah, like a child. It's like, so.

I think that's 24 hours. Oh, it's 24. Yeah, and then if you want to urgently, you have to buy it again, and then you have to deal with the return on the one that you didn't arrive. Yeah, it's just more problems. Yeah, I tried, I tried,

before I called you, PS, I tried to open a claim online, it's like, I don't want to talk to anybody. But online, I was like, you almost wait 24 hours for the package to officially be lost. It was like, fuck everything about that. Fuck everything about that. One of my presents that I got for attorney,

this Christmas was an earthbound mug. She likes that game. Instead, I got sent a mug that had slots on it. And I was like, yeah. Well, the picture probably has my address in it, but I can crop it. And I had it in my hand that I was like, they're gonna make me return this one. And I was like, I'm just gonna throw this one into the street.

Because I just want it gone. I didn't do it. I didn't want to smash it in the street, but I just felt like destroying it. Because I was like, I don't want to go through the hassle of returning. I just want to call it a loss. You get enough. You've got to Christa Maris. Is he like Sloth?

He loves Sloth. I'll give him a sloth mug You're just a marathon with Kristen Bell, right? She's freaky about sloths. Oh, yeah. I like her when you say someone's freaky about something It's like no she like you should watch so she's I see her freak out. Yeah, saying someone's freaky about sloths Maybe I mean, I don't know the level, but yeah, you get sloths anywhere near her and she loses her mind starts crying and stuff I would say it's freaky. No, no, no. Pero sí, se lo hagas de la gente. Y ella se lo hagas de la gente. Me parece que es freaky. No, no. Se lo hagas tan curioso. No.

Y ella se lo hagas de la gente. ¿Qué te dice que es lo que me gusta? Es tu pregunta. Es tu pregunta. ¿Qué dice? ¿Pero es tu pueblo de Alejísimos? No, mira que fácil. Primero 7 paradas de metros hasta tochada. Ahí te anabas si venías, te apuntas? ¿Qué dices? Pero es tu pueblo es de legísimos. Nada.

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¡Ah! ¡No es tan cool cool as I was hoping. Slothmuck, no, yeah. I was thinking it was gonna be big sloth. That's a sloth. I was, I realized I might be a peasant but still earlier today. No.

I was at Target and they had a, you know, wall art, I was walking through the aisle and they had like wall art you could buy. And there was one, a framed one that said, this is as good as it gets. And I said, well, that's depressing. I was like, oh, wait, no, no, no, I guess they seem like,

it'd be me like a positive kind of tasting, like living the good life. Yeah, that was a hot emptying reading of that message. We have a pillow at our house that Katie found. It just says, fall on your knees. It's meant to be religious, but it's like, okay. That's a bit exciting, so we picked that up as well. It's a bit freaky.

Yeah. Did you see the video of the woman trying to put petrol in a Tesla? I saw that. Is that real? I don't think it's real. I think it's real. I think we now live in a time where it's, you can buy a Tesla, not necessarily know it's electric. But what I've given one and it's, I think it's in hers.

Or is it rental? I think is she probably asked a friend to borrow a car. If she drove it around and to be nice, she wanted to return it with a full tank of gas. But when the friend, that pessimistic side right there of Gus showing up, I feel like you can't just give someone a Tesla without being like, oh, it's electric, it drives differently, all this stuff.

Who would just give it and be like, bring it back. No, that's true. I've got like any time I like, even someone sits in my Tesla, I'm like, all right, here's the things you have to do. Here's how to open it and he will need to sit down. This is how you get out of the car. And then if they were gonna drive it,. I'm like, all right, here's the things you have to do. Here's how to open it and he when he sit down this is I get out of the car and then if they were going to drive it It'd be like all right now. Let's get me give you a lesson on how run through all the shit like how to park the car

That's a whole thing like there She's trying to put the gasoline in the charge hall. Oh, man. I can't imagine how bad that could go. Yeah, probably not They have a contingency for that? I think nothing happens. I think there's a bad shake that needs to happen between the charger and the port. Well, also, I don't think the port, I don't think that it doesn't go down to anything.

It's literally just plug, that's just a plug. So the pipe from the charger fits into that little gap, but it's not like it goes into a tank, obviously. Where did the electrons go? That into the tank. It's a big empty tank filled with electrons. Are you still liking your car, Gus? I love it. I love my car.

So I haven't named it. When you can name your car. Yeah. You put a little name in it. And do you have your name, just do you like it? It's the Monkey 3. Monkey 3.

You didn't pull it off to Mexican food? What? No. So this car has always been a monkey. It's like a two. So, hey, I finally thought of a name for my car last night. What's that? You know, it's gray.

Yeah. I'm gonna call it grease lightning. It's gonna use to Spanish for gray. GRIS. GRIS lightning. Wow. It's like, I think that's a great name for that car. I get to get a personalized plate. you going to get a personalized plate?

You got a personalized plate? You're not a true Tesla owner until you get a personalized plate. It's your personalized plate. No, I don't like personalization like that. I don't want people to see me more than I'm on. So like you're saying you want to wrap your car in some shiny, looking color. I had a lunch with a buddy today. I haven't seen it in a few years.

He's like, oh, yeah, I saw Bernie's Tesla drive for him. Oh, yeah. I guess it's a little, a little obvious. Yeah, he's definitely stand out. Yeah, we've been. Man, did you hear about that thing? How London Gatwick was shut down for a couple days? Cause of drones.

Cause of drones. What? It was basically a denial of service attack where people flew drones in the restricted airspace around Gatwick So planes could not take off or land. I think for 36 hours. Holy crap. Yeah, it was like 900 plus flights were canceled or moved. My God right before Christmas Yeah, I think it was like the 22nd or 23rd and every time I think they tried to reopen the airporks They lost sight of the drones and then they all came back

I think it was only two drones, too. Two two drones. It's amazing that level of disruption that can happen. I think the police said they had some people that were persons of interest, they want to question, they questioned them and released them. Said it wasn't said it wasn't said it was. I think I saw a headline that there may be as a son or the daily, some crappy tabloid wrote, are these the morons responsible for that?

And then they weren't. It's like, want it's like no code morons in a headline well no no no they said are these the morons no those are not the morons no not your morons that's how big of these drones that they were able to shut down it I don't think it matters I mean you can't but I mean like you're actually a plane into a drone this big could go right through the wing but I mean like I mean they had to be big enough to be able to spot them in the air to be like, oh, there's a drone there, don't hit it. Because I mean, like, drones, once you get a few hundred feet away,

you can't see them anymore. So maybe they'll show up on radar. I think they might be, they're so small. Unless they have some sort of infrared, like the heat from the drone showed up or something. Do you think they have? I assume they have ways to monitor the air that is pretty advanced. I guess so.

Like, if there's a ton of birds, they probably know about it. Yeah. Think about like a bird brought down that US airways flight. Yeah, they didn't catch it If we went right through it, so but I mean if a drone goes into an engine that'd be bad or you know Throw a wing or through the cockpit. Yeah, it doesn't really matter what if if a drone's made a plastic it hits metal fast enough It'll just go through yeah, yeah I'm gonna go in a couple of miles an hour. Yeah Metal fast enough, it'll just go through. Yeah, man.

I'm going to have to go under miles an hour. Yeah. Man, have you ever seen those plane wrecks where it's a propeller plane hitting another plane and it leaves the gills down the side of a plane? Because the propeller's spinning around so fast. It's usually smaller airports, they have smaller planes. And if two of them collide or get near each other,

it'll chew it up and make it look like stripes. Because the propeller's spinning while it's moving forward is like, just leave these marks on it. It actually looks kind ofg-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g I don't want to get hit by boat propellers. This would be like that, but way worse. Well, I mean, a boat propeller, there's a good chance you'd survive it, because they're not big, or whereas a plane propeller, they're talking about like a eight-foot diameter propeller, like you're done. If you get anywhere near one of those and a catcher, you're finished.

Bo propeller is a chance that you're, it's gonna catch your leg or something or you're gonna survive it. That would suck, but you'll be alive, but you'll be in a lot of pain. So do you want to go through the pain or just be dead? And then you're in the water, probably. Yeah, swim while you're all cut up.

And then hopefully it's just a lake and it's not like ocean, so sharks won't get you. Never seen a lake shark. I'm saying, I read some story the other day about how a few years ago, I want to say it was off the coast. It was off the islands off the coast of California. Some orcas had killed a great white shark. And that marine biologist in the area observed

that all the other great white sharks in the area immediately took off and they left from that place. I guess they could smell the great white that had been killed. And they said one great white shark in particular dove down to I think like 5,000 feet below sea level and then swam straight to Hawaii without stopping. He's out there.

He's like, you smell someone's like, nope. So if you just have a bucket of great white blood and cover yourself in it, they wouldn't touch you. I don't know. Well, I mean, do you have a bucket of great white blood? No, on me. Can you order that from Amazon? You'd stuck an U blood? Not on me. Can you order that from Amazon? It's stuck in UPS.

And the phone's campus. I'm trying to see great white shirt. Do you watch the movie at Christmas? I went and saw, I saw once upon a Deadpool actually. What is that? What is that? It's interesting. So, they recut Deadpool 2 to be a PG-13 movie.

And it's out for like two weeks, which is great. It's an Alamo only thing. Oh, no, no, it's actually not the Alamo. It's first time I went and saw a movie, The Cinemark, which was okay, but they recut Deadpool 2 from a R-rated movie down to a PG 13 movie, and they framed it where it's Deadpool telling the story

of Deadpool 2 to Fred Savage, who's dressed up like Fred Savage from Princess Bright, and buddy's playing himself being kidnapped by Deadpool and Deadpool's gonna like tied to the bed and stuff. And they just cut out, I mean like all the blood and stuff has been mostly cut out like, like there's no F-bombs in the movie. There's a whole joke about how he's censoring like Fred Savage's talking, he's like censoring him as he's talking. And it was, it was an interesting idea though, and I've seen the movie obviously, but Katie doesn't like Gore and stuff. So it actually worked out really, really well for her where she could, she could watch

Deadpool and be like, okay, with it because it's not bloody and violent. And so, I'm looking at it still here of Deadpool reading a book to Fred Savage in bed. Yeah, yeah. And it, but it's funny, like, at one point, like, I mean, though, it's basically the whole plot of the movie. There's a few things cut around and moved There's some deleted stuff that wasn't in the original movie um But yeah, it turned out pretty funny. It was an interesting take. I'd never thought to do anything. I heard it

See anything like that before interesting idea and uh the funny thing was there were so many goddamn kids in that theater It was like children like six seven-year-old children in there and And I'm like, ooh, it's still pretty violent, but I mean, it's not nearly as bad as the original. So that was interesting. And then I went and saw, oh God, what else did I see? I saw another movie at the Alamo recently. I'll think about it. I stayed at home when I watched Apollo 13.

Ah, not a very Christmas movie. With the director's commentary. It's my favorite sequel. Not what's off to us. Um, favorite sequel. Hey, now let me, let me look at the album. What's up on the Deadpool, huh? Yeah, it's, it's like, it's not showing the draft house though.

What the, what did I go see? Weird. I mean, that's, I mean, that's an interesting way to show your movie to more people. Yeah. And apparently it's, I mean, it's a smart way to do it. And there's a hole. There's really, at the post credit scenes, as a thing with Stanley, it's it's, I mean, it's a smart way to do it. And there's a whole, there's really, at the post credit scenes, there's a thing with Stan Lee, it's really sweet, actually.

And it's like, it's cut, it's extra scenes. Remember when they first released Deadpool, and it was Deadpool getting dressed in the phone booth, and he was like, his ass is pressing up his glass, and like Stan Lee's like, oh, look, it's Deadpool or whatever. They had, they had different takes from that, and it was Stan Lee's making fun of Ryan Reynolds, which was pretty funny. So they showed a lot of those, and they had like an interview and talked about like his kind of legacy

and what he wants to be remembered by and it was pretty neat. I saw it's the spider verse, holy crap, that's a good movie. Everyone on Twitter is just saying, watch it. Yeah, don't miss it. I haven't seen it. It does seem to see it. It's really, really good. I went and saw it with Katie and then we, and, and, and, Blaine happened to be there. Cole happened to be there in, uh, Miles. Those Miles, like, third screening of it. It was like, that good. It's good.

Katie wanted to go see it again when she hates seeing movies more and more. And so, they're saying 2D or 3D. I saw it in 2D. I hate 3D movies. I've heard that it's good. They, well, according to Miles. Okay.

He says you should watch your first and 2D and then watch it in 3D. Well, see my thing is I have glasses. So the 3D sucks. Like I had the real 3D clip on for a bit. I think that I think maybe the last of the podcast, we talked about that. But yeah, and so I hate 3D just in general. Can you just get prescription 3Ds to bring?

What a, what a waste. What a fucking waste. I know. I'll get money bags. I don't what a waste. What a fucking waste. I don't know, I'll give you money bags. I don't know how much glass is all right. I don't know how much of that cost. I mean, it'd be cheaper to get contacts and then just put them on and wear the glasses. Yeah, I have a tiny, I want more efficient too.

You could use those in other situations. The only time I've ever thought about getting contacts is for VR, which that's a whole other thing too. It's like, I want prescription VR, give me that. They're gonna have prescription lenses for the Magic Leap for AR. Oh really? Oh, that's cool.

I don't think they didn't launch with that, but they said that it's on the timelines coming. At some point. Why is a prescription set? So, like, what's stopping you from just buying all the prescriptions on eBay is just pieces of glass and then just cutting holes and cardboard and shoving it up against your head.

Like, is that expensive? Great question, Gavin. It's all about like the shape of it and stuff and I can see through it. I think the other thing you have to take into account is where your pupils are. And like making sure that it's focused in the correct place in front of your eyes.

Mine's in the middle of my iris. You are correct. I'll tell them to throw those instruments away. They don't need them. It's in the middle of the Irish. Have you tried that? Obviously. Yeah, but yeah, I want to go see vice,

because that looks fantastic. That just came out. That just came out. Bumblebee I've heard is good. And I would like to see that. That is a Transformers movie I'll finally see. Yeah, the last Transformers movie I saw was with you. The first one.

The first one in the theater. Did you like the first? No, I was like, yeah, I think you're last day and then they just got really worst in they have you ridden the transformers ride at universal? It's really fucking good. It's did you have you been in universal city as Yeah, but camera's oh, yeah, I guess I was there a couple years ago. Did you ride the Spider-Man ride? At Universal Islands of Adventure, they don't have it. It's not Hollywood. It's like a moving ride where it's like a mix of like props

and like real stuff and then screens with 3D on it. They do that with transformers and it's really, really well done. It's a cool ride. I love theme parks. They're building a Nintendo theme park in Florida right now. They're building that one in Japan. I went to Disneyland Paris. That was exciting.

They have hyperspace mountain instead of normal space mountain. Is it different? Yes, it's the R-Wresthing. It has a, oh, it's R-Wresthing and there's flips in it too. There's a loop. Yeah. And the Haunted Mansion is really depressing. The Phantom Manor is what it's called. Why is it depressing? Because in the US, it's all like ghosts and they're having a good time. In Paris, it's all these children died in a coal mine collapse and everyone's miserable now. It was shut down when I was having to ride it. So I can't say whether or not he's lying. So that's only it. Really? Yeah. Jesus. The whole town is devastated because all of the children are dead. We're the fucking mind. Oh, I'm a Disney. I'm a Paris.

Um, they've rockin' rollercoaster there too with Aerosmith, but it's a different intro cut, like a different introduction to it, which was weird. Really cool, French? No, it's not French. It's still got, uh, Ken Marino's in it. So Ken Marino from the States, uh, from Party Down, from Roll Models, uh, Reno901. He's a character actor. I know you've seen in something. He's in it.

It's like him and Erros Smith. Okay. So he's playing the sound, yeah, he doesn't say a word. Yeah, I didn't go into the Erros Smith one. I saw it. Oh, it's okay, did someone die on that? Uh, I don't know. I feel like someone died.

What a terrible place to die. I'd be a great place to die. I'm a roller coaster. I'm a roller coaster. I'm an aerospace myth roller coaster. No, American Airlines. American Airlines is calling me back right now. That was an hour and a half wait on the phone for them.

I was like, you're gonna call you back? No, that's okay. I'm getting trying to get out great. I'm trying to change a flight. I tried doing it online and it's like, okay, cool. It's like on my flights, go to pay, then it's like, that flight's not available anymore. on my flights, go to pay, then it's like, that flight's not available anymore.

It's like half empty, so I don't know what's going on. It's half full. Probably. This is as good as it gets, was it? Yeah, this is as good as it gets. Let me see, I took a photo of it. What are we doing right now, do you think? Right now?

In the real New Year's Eve. Monday at five o'clock? It doesn't get better than this. That was it You should buy that Huge by the way, it was pretty big you put that on the wall Um, I don't know five Wait, this is New Year's Eve this New Year's Eve I we're not throwing a New Year's Eve party first time in like seven years

I'm not throwing a New Year's Eve party. How come? I didn't feel like it this year. That's fair. It's busy, busy fucking year. People are already fucking popping fireworks last night. We had a really bad storm in Austin. Really, it was crazy over the amount of rain. But at first it rained a little bit,

then there was like a pause, and then it like the real storm. Yeah. In that pause between the two rain periods last night, someone went to their would just like, I need to pop all my fireworks right now. It's like December 26th, why not? Let's just start popping.

I was like, who the fuck is that? Maybe he was like, well, the animals are already scared. So now's the perfect time to self-focus. Oh man, like, really time to really like season that opportunity. I have this clock that has strips of mirror all around the clock face. Okay. Some piece of cheap piece of shit. I got somewhere, but occasionally it sheds little mirrors. They just fall off

So I always have one of my security cameras pointed at it because it gives me a lot like once every nine months of These are mirror. Just like whoop There was lightning that struck really close. It was like And like nine pieces of the mirror That was a big one. Is it weird that it can rattle a house? Yeah, that's Texas storm is man lightning that struck really close, it was like, and like nine pieces of the mirror house, that was a big one. It's a weird that it can rattle a house. Yeah, that's Texas storms, man.

I love Texas storms. Although Noah J had a Texas storm and a burnous house down. Yeah, that's like thinking about last night. Yeah, that sucks. And a lot of the houses in Texas, so, well, I guess I'm used to a cold climate England where everything's made of brick.

Here, everything's kind of cheap wood. And if this brick, it's usually just one layer of bricks. Or just a couple of solid. Yeah. So yeah, everything's really thin and cheap and flammable here. That's the thing. So Noah J, who's one of our let's play partners, he's down in San Antonio and he bought a new house,

just moved in, been there for like three months. The house got struck by lightning and it lit the insulation and his attic on fire and basically burnt most of his house down. Or not down, but like it emptied the house out. And the damage, there was so much damage just from like trying to put the fire out like the water came through with the ceilings and everything. It was trashed. Flooded the whole house and destroyed the whole house and most of the stuff

inside of it. That sucks. Yeah, that's awful. Yeah. Like, and especially for his job, it's not like he can keep going to work. It's like he has to now rebuild or he's crap somewhere else and find another way to do it. But I mean, I think we reach out to him. Like he's already set up again.

He's continuing to do stuff. So, but yeah, still, that sucks, man. It's like, I have all your stuff just gone. Like, it's like a hard reset. And he had his dog at least, like he was home. Like, he was home when it happened. So he had his dog and got out. Like, that's my terrifying thing. If no one was home and the animals were there's like

Oh, that's heartbreaking. It would be good to have a reset if you move. Yeah, planning it like I'm gonna purge all this stuff I'm gonna start if you're like forced in the middle of the night or whatever by a line is frankly not socks Yeah, they're are your cats afraid of lightning and stuff There's a columbos columbos.os. The newest kitten don't give a shit. Yeah. Our three cats don't do not care about whether Emma starts vibrating our dog. She literally starts shaking. It's just like, all right, like last night she was pressed up against me on my leg and it's like shaking.

All the kittens were like walking around her being really sweet. Yeah, one of my dogs gets really nervous and the other one doesn't. So the one that gets nervous, his vet has given him a prescription for Zax. So when I know this is gonna be a thunderstorm, like an hour ahead of time, I'll give him one to try to help him kind of chill out. Do you have a take one with him? No.

Like one for you? One for daddy. All right. But it's also like the, it's also the really, really weak kind because you smile and you know, I don't even take the whole fucking bottle to feel anything.

You should do it. Give him one, take the rest of the bottle. You can just like, you can like, a shot and like, drop it into a shot and chug it down. Give a little extra kick. But that's anytime I have to give him that. So I think it's like, this is the most first world thing

I probably do. Like, I look for my dog's Xanax prescription, and then I have to give him a pill. What kind of fucking life does this dog live that I'm giving it prescription medication to for its anxiety? There was a post on Reddit a couple days ago. It was a picture of two images. The top one was an untamed wolf. And I said, I'm really hungry.

That camp looks okay. I said, there's just 10,000 years ago. I'm really hungry right now. I bet these human, maybe these humans give me a little scraps and there's like 10,000 years later. And it was a pug with a party hat on it. I think at the wolf, when it also said like, what's the worst that could happen? Yeah. What have we done to these animals? It's weird. Like, they say that of all the different dog breeds that Shitsu is one of the oldest and is the dog breed that's probably closest to wolf. A shitsu? A shitsu?

Like DNA wise, I think for the percentage of shitsu, it's like closer to wolf than any other dog breed is. And it's like, that's the last dog you would point at. You think like Husky or or yeah, it's a great dainter like a big. Those ones are the blue eyes. Oh like a whamouriner. So there. Do you think 2019 will be less busy than 2018? It's already starting to pack up for me.

I've already got like we should we should rain in. We've got the we got a she might Jesus Christ not sitting that way. She might live is the end of the month, which roostgith live.com, buy your tickets now. The end of January. That's in Australia. Australia.

So we're doing Sydney Perth and Melbourne. And then we're, you got to go see the big Cowan Perth. Oh, yeah, no, that's fake. You know that, right? Well, I mean, it's still big. It's a normal sized cow. They were tiny cows around it. They said that that cow, that's it, that's it. Yeah, that's fake, you know that, right? Well, I mean, it's still big. It's a normal sized cow. They were tiny cows around it. They said that that cow's, that's that that cow's,

that's what it was. They said that that cow is 6'4". It just looks even bigger because those cows were small. Okay. So it's still a really big cow. It's big cow, but it's 6'4 like the, it's neck fully up because that'll be about normal size. Like 6'4 from the ground to the top of its shoulder blades.

Okay. That's huge. That's pretty huge. That's pretty big cow. It's still a big cow. Well, there is. So see the big cow jack. Don't, don't fucking do this to me. Well, in Sydney, there's actually a guy

who has a big cat sanctuary, speaking of big animals, and he has cheetahs there, which you can go and pet. And I'm like, oh, so I like, I dropped up, though, why? No, no, like he raised them to Sarah Kittens. And so like he basically takes care of them. Like he's, let's go be a reason the public can come in and touch it. Well, it's because he basically, it helps support with his facility.

So, I mean, it's like a natural, like a wildlife sanctuary. And like, if you ever, did you ever see like the video of like the guy with like, the box and like the giant lion is like sitting in the box? It's, that's, that's the guy. And the guy like throwing catnip to him and stuff, that's the guy. Okay. And so he's like an Instagram dude and In any way, I'm trying to get I want to get a hold of him see if I can go out there. Oh, you should get that lion on stage That'd be fun. Okay. I got two things to say about that. Okay

But have you ever seen I so there's so many videos like this on the internet where it's like a guy who's raised a big cat Like a lion or a cheater or something from the time it was a little kitten Yeah, and now it's full grown and like they have their friends over to hang out with it. And the cat just turns and grabs someone. It's like, I don't know where you never, you never know with them. I'm never, I'm never seen one of those. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't get next to a tame lion. No, I mean, I probably won't, yeah, but I mean, I don't think anyone would just be like,

oh yeah, this is my lion. I mean, maybe in like, like, guitars or something like that or like, like, uh, in the Arab Emirates or something, they have like the kings and princes that have wild animals, but I don't know if I've seen. Catch them on the wrong day and then you swallowed. Ha ha ha. And then the other thing I was gonna say is that, uh,

I, I've read earlier today that Chris Brown's in trouble because he had a monkey without a permit. Ha ha ha. I guess he had, you owned just like some wild monkey. And he was like, why is it with the super rich just getting exotic animals? Like that's like,

like a drug to them. It's like, oh, I need a rhino. The people did the same thing. Remember, they took his monkey away in Germany. Yeah. And to be fair, Chris Brown is just a human piece of shit. So fuck that guy for a thousand years.

But allegedly. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, fuck that guy forever. I guess like he was posting on social media with the monkey. And people were like, we're upset about it. And I guess he posted photos of like his daughter with the monkey. So people started reporting him to like the California Parks and Wildlife Department. And they investigated and sure enough that they took his monkey away. Like Johnny Depp lost his dogs. They almost killed his dogs in Australia. California Parks and Wildlife Department. I've been investigated and sure enough that they took us a monkey away.

Like Johnny Depp lost his dogs. They almost killed his dogs in Australia. Because he probably took a private jet over to Australia and brought his dogs with him. And there's like a huge quarantine thing with Australia and New Zealand. And so they were like, yeah, you got to quarantine those things.

Otherwise you will destroy them. And so he eventually, I think you flew him back to California. He had to do that. We had a apology video with Amber Hudge. Wasn't there a weird deal with the PM who made a big deal out of it? Was it? Like he had some scandal that happened after that?

Like Tony Abbott or some other. I forget who it was. No, no, no, it was like it was it was a. Barnaby Joyce. Barnaby Joyce. What a what a fucking name. I had some some fucking scandal happened after that. Barnaby Joyce Barnaby Joyce I had some some fucking scandal happened after that. Hmm. I don't know about that Having a beverage Gavin. Yes, there's a you're not allowed to show that logo

The rest of you logo you gotta get it. You gotta cover it. Uh, no that one's okay. Oh, okay What one show logos? Oh, do we not part of that? Oh, they are part of it? Yeah, but look at the logos we're showing, Jack. Well, I'm sure if like the Benzumineanos, so what is that called? Flamin' Anus, is that what it is? What? Flamin' Anus? What is that?

That liquor over there, I'm looking for logos. Oh, maybe the Xbox logo. We're got the shoulder-hose. Yeah, not allowed to show logos. Well those aren't drinks Wait, we can't have put the generic beer camel back No, no that was whole that was a thing Gus. What if I say diet coke all the time We cut the feed I'm Lee Lee changing my name to Dr. Pepper You didn't go to medical school, that's all.

No, no, it's gonna be Dr. without a period. So it's like, you can be Mr. Pib, I'll give you that. I was gonna be like major apple white, like his name is just major. So yeah. Now that was the whole thing where they made us start taping up the cans and like covering logos and pouring them into glasses.

I think Eric's Dr. Pepper on this company has been awful. That's true. This is none of this is me. I think Eric, the fact that on this company, has been awful. That's true. This is none of this is me. I don't make these rules. I don't wanna do this. What a Nazi. You enforce them though. Yeah, you enforce them.

You know. So does anybody else wanna come out and talk besides you, Eric? You hogged like the one space for everyone and I don't know what happened. You wanna have them like follow you? I know you must be desperate because I've been on the podcast like I thought everyone was out of town yeah I was surprised that you hit

I'm sure you have to and clearly a lot of Cody American Airlines calling back again I'm sorry I'm sorry to do it I'm so alive I just got you should leave now for you what do you do hi I'm Cody. I you do that right this you my stuff you Drive me crazy every week you and awesome great stuff and Gavin Not me or always it seems like you're always the two you in particular always on ladders. Oh, yeah I don't know I'm not very safe with my ladders We were we were doing a rehearsal for the war on Christmas. Yeah.

And you were on top of, what was like a 15 foot ladder or something back here? No, no. I think our tallest one's like 12, but yeah, I was on a 12 foot. 12 foot ladder, I radically did. And you put the ladder right behind John Reisinger's rolling chair. And like, you immediately crawled up and got to the top, you filled in with lights. Well, I was sitting after the side. I was so nervous.

I went up to John Reisinger and I was like, just so you know, there's a ladder right behind. I don't want you to roll back. You're going to say anything. I guess that's true. Yeah. Well, he was like on a switch or something. And he was playing Pokemon. He was playing Pokemon.

He was a full rehearsal. But yeah, we get on lighters all the time for that. And then it's the huge table in the middle of the row. Row, and there's no way I'm going to move the whole table for something like that. I'm up there. I'm up and down real fast. Why do you have to adjust the lights every week? Well, so we only have this one space.

And I'm sure Nicholas is going to talk about this too. But like the lights, I don't have enough lights for every single set to have its own light to be used for it. So I have to kind of focus each light dependent on what show it is. What about 2019? We just buy all the lights that you need. Shipney via UPS.

I mean, we can raise the money for the lights by selling the ladders. Oh, there we go. We need a new ladder. My eight-foot ladder is rural rickety. And I've been using that for a year. Did a new ladder? Blaine's like you. Every time he sees me on a ladder, he immediately comes over

and holds the back of it. I go, you know that doesn't do anything right? You can hold that, but if it's gonna fall, it's gonna fall. You're not, I mean, he's strong, but- He's a lot more stable when someone's holding it on the line. Well, I feel like a ladder that's not, you know, like a, what are these ones called? A-Frames. The A-Frames.

When it's just a, like the leaner. An eye frame. An eye frame. An eye frame. I'm thinking of a function ladder. I'm thinking of tell you, the bottom actually would brace it from slipping away. Yeah. Sure. And an extension lighter sure, but an a frame it doesn't, doesn't do.

Absolutely. Oh, of course, you're top heavy. If you're at the top of an a frame, something all the way to the top. If you slip left or right, that's game. If it's the bottom, though, holding on to it, you're going to bring the center of gravity down. There's a lot harder to tip over. 100% that makes more sense.

No, it does, well, no. Let's compare, let's compare, let's do it right now. Okay, come on, we're gonna have a lighter. The only reason they would help is if the braces in the middle of the A frame were loose for some reason. And they are. And mine, well, I guess mine is.

Okay, you win. I see them all the time. They're always rattling around. Is that the biggest, where's a gaff tape on it? Do we have his ladder, what place injury from a ladder? It's my biggest worry. Yeah, actually something falling. I would, yeah, well, with y'all throwing shit up

the early time, yeah. It's like gaff tape? Where? No, I'm just, well, that's a little bit. I mean, honestly, I am genuinely shocked. No one's been hurting the Achievement Hunter office from a flying bit, I mean honestly, like I am genuinely shocked. No one's been hurt in the achievement on her office from a flying something. I got there.

I've got to come close. Yeah, but there's been no serious injuries in there yet, which is shocking. Honestly, Lindsay being pregnant, I feel like it helps. Helps me get more dangerous. No, we just, we're just a little bit safer. We were very careful, or I don't throw as many moon balls as you do, But like it slowed

down definitely when Lindsey told us that she was pregnant again. We slowed it down. Now it's fuck it. Go nuts. No, I don't do my pregnant. She is. The last people share. Did you get her a helmet? I feel like you're like a woman who's over her belly. I don't do the hard ones anymore. And Alfredo also doesn't because Alfredo has the fastest arm in the office. He can have like four ricochets and before you blink. Yeah, he's got a rocket arm. But I still do my lobs because I can see.

I hit Lindsay in the face with one in that Minecraft video. They bounced all around the room. They bounced off like five different things. And just like went up, up was into her face. And it happened. I'm pretty pregnant, Lindsay.

Yeah, she was very pregnant, but it was the light, you know. It wasn't gonna do anything. I guess it's anything. But it happened here in the face so long after I threw it, I didn't think it was. I felt like mine might have been done. I thought someone else had thrown one in here. Is this way more aggressive on the off topic now because you all can't be as aggressive over there. I find it funny that you called it the off topic like the I-35 was weird. The infamous off topic. I don it funny that you called it the off topic, like the I-35. It's was weird. The infamous off topic.

I don't know, like we haven't thrown a moon ball. Have you thrown a moon ball on during the podcast, the normal podcast? No. Are you podcasting? No. No, I can't find you a moon ball. No, no, no, no the year, right? That's true. So we need to break equipment. I'm going to have to go to the Congress.

Yeah. We had to buy a shitload of equipment right at the end of the year. I don't think it worked like that anymore. Yeah. We used to have to do that. Why doesn't it work? I don't know. It was like a tax credit or something.

Like if we didn't spin, I can expect it. Yeah. Oh, something like that. Well, right. We get to buy, we do get to buy new stuff every year. But there we go. Like a ladder?

Not. You got less than a week. We can do this. The ladder's just so, we can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit.

We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit.

We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. We can wreck some shit. I was more than that. It was more than four and a half years maybe. It was a summer. That was before we were in stage five, right?

I think we're still in the room. I think that was kind of transitioning to stage five at that point. Yeah. That was right before I bought my ass. It was about three and a half years ago. It was only a long time ago. Yeah, because Katie and I were living in my parents this time, I remember.

Because we had sold the old house. We were moving into the new house. Yeah, I guess like August 2014. I'm so happy to came out. So it would have been like, yeah, right around the, we're moving into the new house. Yeah, I guess like August 2014. I'm so happy to have you. So that's when it came out. So it would have been like, yeah, right around the time we were moving in here. Yeah. So yeah, four years.

So he had four and a half years ago. I don't know. Because it was that summer when we started filming it. Cole was still an intern. I remember that because he was helping me a lot during that time. Because I was like gripping and taping things up. You guys got a goat, I remember. We had a goat.

Yeah, a live goat. That was probably like the highlight of that shoot actually. It was the greatest of all time. Yeah, you were there too. Yeah, right, I remember. I remember, that was the first time I met you. I got this stupid clap. The sacrifice was a bit sad there.

It was delicious though. Yeah. Lamb shakes. I still got the jar for like goat. We do it right. All right, what's the other stuff here? Well, Cody's actually actually

I should point out Cody's helping me with my new poker show that we're working on. What's the name of that? Poking the whole. No, we've announced it. What do you have to we've announced it, right? I don't think we have, but I don't think there's a problem with you. Let's do it.

I think we have an answer, but if not, it's called Jack and Jokers. Yeah. Is this going to be the name of the new, the name of the title? What's the name of a car? What happens to be my name? Oh, it Pat's to get your name in the title. What's the, no, that's the name of a car. What happens to be money? Oh, it works really well.

It works really well. Yeah. Now actually for a while, Katie actually came over the really good name that we ended up going, not using. It was Jack's steakhouse, but SVA K.E. So like, there's like, oh, that's clever and then we could theme it

like all leather and stuff. Oh, that's right. But it didn't like, way better than Jack and Joker's. Uh, wow. Jack and Joker's like, this screams poker where Jack's steakhouse, it doesn't say poker. Jack's Joker's. Uh, wow. Jack and Joker's like screams poker. We're Jack's steakhouse, it doesn't say poker. I say Just get a deck of cards that we're doing now. Let's go.

Well, we got a whole table with like digital sensors. I have a lot of poker cards. Yeah, just play cards. Just play cards. Oh, sure. Here you go. Well, there are there are FID like base. So it's it's awesome.

It's a neat setup. It looks unlike any other Rooster Seats broadcast show I've ever seen. It looks really, really cool. Super spices. So could if they have RFID and then cut someone's sheet. Well, I mean, you literally like, so the way it works is when you get knocked out,

you go like sit and allow and you can watch the game live. So you can literally sit there with, we're gonna have Todd over there and he's gonna like watch along and like, you know, talk to people. And so it's gonna be smoking on the set. Flash rays. So we'll have a smoke machine. Just anyone in it, we're gonna be like,

vague and cigarette. Sugar pine seven. Oh, to cigarette. To grab a bar bar. You have a bar for easy. Well compromise some people do Yeah, I don't know it's so weird now like in Europe seems like every was Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just strange It's like really still cigarettes really yeah, man I remember actually disliking the smoking ban in English pubs when it happened because I just had no mates They would all go outside and smoke and I just be inside waiting for them. You could have gone outside, too. You could go.

Like, it's freezing. It's cool. Yeah, it's really, it's like their punishment for smoking is it's a good thing. Yeah, I, I, when they did, when they passed the smoking ban here in Austin, I was kind of annoyed too. I felt like the, even though I didn't smoke, I felt like it went hand in hand. But now they're not done. I love it. Yeah, absolutely. I think I'm not smelling of smoke. Yeah, yeah. Smoky. I'm still being somewhat allergic to second hand smoke.

I get that from my mom. She like, I think Tetic's everyone is. Yeah, I know, I can answer from it. Okay, so we build. I mean, whatever, I have a vision. I break out in tumors. I'm leaving. Bye, Cody.

Oh, that was awesome. Who's next? Yeah, who else can we shit on? Line it up. You Cody, you can write back out. I'm getting said. What was the last time I was on the podcast? 20.

It's been a while. I know why. I know why. It's my fault because I think about there's about three or four times where Gus asked if I could be on the podcast. 20, it's been a while. I know why. I know why, it's my fault, because I think about, there was about three or four times where Gus asked if I could be on the podcast. I told him yes and then had to bail last minute.

And so I'm sure over time he was like, all right, he's not reliable. Which I totally understand. No, I think it's more just like off topic has kind of taken off. And I don't like the same reason, like I don't ask Michael typically to do it either. Yeah.

Like it's not like I don't want you guys on the show. It's just like you have your own thing, but you have to put out every week. I still him, but he's grandfathered in. Yeah, so that was old school. I was in the old couch in Congress. Yeah, I should look back. We just passed the 10th anniversary of the first episode.

But who was in the podcast first? Yeah, I should look back to see first appearances for people. I'm sure there's a spreadsheet. Someone's already made of that. We had overlap because I was already on, and then I laughed. You laughed, and we had like, I think an overlap episode where we both on,

and then I did one. It's a crossover. The couple is. Yeah. But yeah, because I remember, we literally had that couch that we had the mics set on. You were like holding on to them, and then we did some weird stuff.

Like remember that episode where, It's a crossover. Come on in. Where we ate the, was that libraries? The, the, the, the, the, emberies. Emberies. Oh, and they like changed the flavor of, yeah.

And it made orange taste the, like the best thing on the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, lemons were super good too. It was so good. So I remember the, in the, um, Congress office, while I was there, I had the desk in the corner in the back room. The far desk.

That was, yeah, that was my desk for a while. Yeah. Like, like, there were two desks back there with the sound booth and that, the, in the back room. The far desk. That was my desk for a while. Yeah. I would make like, there were two desks back there with the sound booths and that, the, the couch. Jeff was by the door. Yeah, Jeff at the door. And I was in the one next to it. It was only two in there.

So I would make Red versus Blue. And then we would just do a podcast whenever. And it would just be like, put a mic on that desk. And sometimes I'd be like, do the podcast, and be like, oh, my renders done. Like, still like, still working in airlines, calling me a third time. I'm gonna take it this time.

Go do it with it. All right, what do you do here? I do the live graphics and I edit the show as well. So like the not a Tesla owner? Yeah, that's me. Nice. So we have no graphics right now. Do you have a Tesla?

No. Get the graphic, get it. I see people scrambling, they're gonna break it. I know they are. Um... I see it popping up over there. See this is what happens when you're not in there. Everything falls apart. Does anybody else really know how to do graphics?

Eh, what are you gonna do on the correct shot though? There. No, I'm not. There you go. Look like this, yes. Somebody else knows how to do graphics. Some people, it's just a button. Just, dude, no, you're not silly or so short.

It's a very complicated system. How long have you been working here? I've been full-time since May, but I started as an intern last October. May, so you barely, you've barely been here longer than Bad Eric. Barely just. I was here.

My my first day was the last day of April. Was it? Yeah. I don't think that's true. No, it's very true. No, thanks, Kevin. It's not true. My name is Dennis, by the way.

Dennis, I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. He sat down and you said, what do you do? I understand. I know people. I don't know what I want. I really don't know what anyone does in there. Dennis does a lot of stuff.

Dennis does the graphics, but Dennis is in a band. Dennis flies planes. You fly planes? Yeah, I'm in a flight school right now. Really? Yeah. So you probably know more than Bernie does. I think he gave up.

Yeah, maybe a little bit. Could you do a bow roll? And I have a roll roll roll roll. Not in these planes. Okay. Are they like single engine stessoners or something? Yeah, that's what he does. Yeah, surely if you get high enough, it can do a bow roll.

Yeah, if we get high enough, yeah, you want to go. How many seats is it got? Let's go for it. Let's do it. All right. Can we do a podcast from a plane? Oh, that'd be so cool. Eric, what?

We're going to do a podcast from a plane that Dennis is flying. We'll do it. Okay. Can we do vomit comment podcast? Hey, we also found this. Dennis also protects Ryan. What's there's Dennis. There's Ryan Reynolds. Is that really you? Yeah, that's me. What happened? What's going on there? Uh, that was at South by Southwest in 2017. And I was volunteering at the premiere of life and Heyman Jake general hall showed up and I was like right at the front where all the cars are coming back out and he came out there's a crowd of people that

I was trying to like get away because we were fullers like go home you're not gonna get in and he showed up they crowded so I that cop and there's another cop we just, I kinda like, varicated. You held the line. You're the thin blue line. And I was, I was, I was back to back with him. Yeah. He saw, his shoulder was like at the top of my head.

He's a dog, eh? I just saw this off short. I think you're just further away from the camera. It doesn't make you look like you're small. No, you just don't. You just don't. I had no idea you met him. I met his back.

You met his back. Was that nice back? That was a nice back. Yeah. Nice. That's cool. So you're a man of many talents. I had no idea about all this other stuff, about the planes and the Ryan Reynolds, leading a

double life on me. It's all a mystery. Well, not anymore. Not anymore. There's other things. There's other things. So when we sense so internally, like we talk about something, if we have like an image or video we want

to show, we send it to you guys. And it just goes to like everyone in there. Is it you who has to get it and then prep it to show it? Yeah. So you're the one who has to like get all of the images and shit that we send. Well, I feel like I've slightly stuff directly while I've been on the part. You have y'all an off topic do that, but y'all think it's always You stuff directly while I've been on the part. You have, y'all enough topic to do that, but y'all think it's always Tyler Stab and not me.

But if I slack it, if I slack it to Dennis. I think it was Tyler who ran to your desk to do that. Was it Tyler who did that graphic? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I've also been making those social clips, the social media. Oh, is that you?

Yeah. It's good. It's good stuff. I haven't seen that. Oh, is that you? Oh, it's good. That's good stuff. I haven't seen that. Those. What is it? It's like goofy clips. There was a was it food investigator, Bernie?

Food investigator, Bernie. Yeah, there was a use mash a corn. Gus complains about the postal service. Yeah. They were those. What are you doing for New Year's Eve? You getting rat. Where are you right now?

Yeah, what are you doing at almost 6 p.m.? Honestly, I'm... Well, I'm probably at home playing Roll of Coaster Tycoon. Like the old one or a new one? The new one, I just followed it yesterday. There's a new one? It's a... That is such a wonderfully honest answer.

You could have said anything, but you just straight up told the truth. Dude, this is, and that's respectful. I got it. I got it. I put eight hours into it already. It's a good. Oh, God, I hate games like that. I hate games where what first play session is like the majority of a day.

It's like, ooh, this is a dangerous game. This is going to suck me off. I suck. Hey. Hey, I saw an interesting bit of trivia about roller, the award roller coaster the other day. Apparently, the root word for roller coaster stems from Russian mountain. So in most parts of the world, roller coasters refer to as Russian mountains,

except in Russia where they're called American mountains. What? You just blew up my mind. Yeah, it's like some, like let me look it up on like dictionary.com or something. I put dicckdictionherry.com. I was like a, today I learned on Reddit. I saw roller coaster. It's,

what's the root of it? Just like my word for it. Okay, you got it. Origin. This is a pre-tap. So it'll be much, much tighter in the file version. I don't know. They added this.

Is that file version? That's me. You edit? Yeah. How often do you cut stuff? Do you have a cut like pauses? No, but I, uh, you sense where our logo's? No, I don't sense where our logo's,

but I cut out when you all sing. That's true. The world oldest roller coasters descended from the Russian mountains, which were specifically constructed hills of snow, located in gardens of palaces around the Russian capital St. Petersburg in the 18th century. So roller coaster means Russian mountain. Oh really? Except in Russia where it's American mountains. So you cut us out when we sing because Eric told you to. Yeah, Eric told me to. Why didn't you sing? And then you have to case.

I can't sing. That's okay. Neither can we. No, I don't. What's the... You're in a band. You're in a band? Oh, check, give him a beat. Let's go.

No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, did you open for like, drap? Yeah, I opened for drap. What are you doing, the band? Are you the singer? No, I'm the bass player. I saw a video on YouTube a few days ago of like these three kids who were... I guess you could say they were in a band, but they were all really young. One was playing guitar, one of them had a bass, and one of them had a...

One of them was like a toddler who was just like banging on a snare drum, and they were playing around with teen songs. This is the greatest thing in the world, because the one who was hitting the drum, I was like, I'm amazed that kid is keeping a beat and like hitting the drum. That kid's really young, I was like, I'm amazed that kid is keeping a beat and like hitting the drum, that kid's really young. I was, I was sad to see. Gus, can you play any instruments? No.

If you could, what would you play? A computer keyboard. That's, huh? You can play that. Yeah, keyboard. What musical instrument would you play? I can. At all.

I can't imagine doing that. I feel like I can play any musical instrument. What would you play? Nothing. I would, I found that. I feel like you could play any musical. What would you play? I would have found it. I play a violin. Violin. Yeah.

Cause you can just try to learn these things. So what's your what's your name that Katie something? Lindsey Sterling. Lindsey Sterling. Yeah. She bounces all over stage and plays violin. She got started playing video game music was her big start. Oh, that looks awesome.

I want to party with those guys. Is that a harp in the corner corner? Yeah, yeah behind the kid, but he's banging on the drone Hey, do you have any do you have any audio for that? Yeah, because my left house a fucking piece of shit look It's turned all the way up his laptop doesn't play audio. What only sometimes what year did you buy that apple Mac book? This 2018 Mac would probably should get an iPad pro Macbook. This is 2018. 2018 Macbook Pro. You should get an iPad Pro. Only if it outputs audio somewhere else, and then has to go back to the confirm. We've got Apple TV set up over here. There's probably some kind of Amazon stick or something or Echo 5. I don't know whatever. One of those things.

Well, if you found that like costing your shit from your phone to other devices has become shit to you. Has it? You ever do it? I'll do it tomorrow. I do my Apple TV. I hack it. Did you connect do it? I'll do it tomorrow. I do my Apple TV. My hack is high. Did you connect to the Apple? Stop connecting to the Apple TV. I thought audits are high. Gus is hijacked the teleprompter.

So instead of an ad read, it's just some kids playing. All right, Jack's going to operate camera. I think I'll be all kidding. Jack's pointed at the ceiling. operate camera That's point of the ceiling That's what I did that's what I I hacked it zoom out. There's no context to that shot Hey, well, you could get one through exposure Open up a bit. And there you are on the corner. Just leave it like this, we're gonna...

Hi guys, I'm down here in the corner. Well, now you guess this is playing. Okay, we good. Okay. Oh. That was a... That was good. It's a live camera operator in previous life.

Nick loves it when we... People touch the camera. Nick loves it when we will touch this camera It was Nick with You're like animal his human corner. Well, he was either it was either move point a camera at that or move that in front of a camera So I could have gone one of two ways with guys in 2019 You used to get all of this to be wireless so we can mess with it easier. No. Do you remember what we used to do in Ralph Albinado, our solution for a wireless camera? Let me see if I can do it again here.

An iPhone? Oh, that's right, yeah, yeah, remember that. We transmitted the iPhone to an Apple TV and then used the feed from the Apple TV. Wouldn't it be easy to hang the cables from the ceiling there? So you don't have to roll over them? Yeah. Yeah?

There we go. Let's do that. It's not all off the cards. It's got to roll over. Yeah. Yeah? There we go. Let's do that. That's all off the cots. It's got to be vertical. Looks like. Yeah. What is this?

I'm on telly. I'm sideways. This is the new year. Welcome to the new year. How are we going to? I like that it has like the rule of three. Is there everything in the record button. All right, get out of that.

Oh my mind, man. Yeah, we were too cheap to have a wireless camera at the old studio. So that's what we would do. We would just mirror off of the iPhone. So we would do the credits. I would mirror the camera from my phone and then run around. Now it comes sideways into the AutoCue. So what's it like being on this couch?

Is it she? No, it's a nice couch. I don't mean the couch specifically. I mean, the experience being in front of the cameras and having to say things. Nice couch. Like for example, when the camera cuts to you, like it is right now. Nope. There we go. Right. No. Right there. Yeah, I don't like it. It's pressure, right? It's pressure on you now. I just don't like seeing myself Pressure, right? Pressure on you now. I just don't like seeing myself three times around the... Why'd you come over? I'm gonna have to look at it.

You don't look at that. But now the thing is, now you have to be funny. Oh, no, to be funny. I'm not funny. You're not funny? No, I'm just... Tell us about your band. Oh, man.

Where'd you meet? In Corpus Christi. That's that... Is that Tim? Yeah, I was like, you on bass? Are you on the... Oh man, where'd you meet in Corpus Christi? That's that dim. That's your friend? Yeah, I was like, you on bass. Are you on the, yeah, I'm actually, yeah, that's me. You're from Corpus?

Yeah, I'm from Corpus Christi. I didn't know that, okay. Would you say that being an abandoned has helped you obtain vagina throughout your upbringing? No, no, okay. So what made you decide base is what I want to play? Or was it a guitarist too hard? Well, I played, no, I took four years of classical guitar. Wow. But I have an uncle who played bass and he, uh, he kind of like, taught me music,

theory and stuff like that a little bit. And I just, I just grew to it. But a lot of bass players are boring. And I try not to be boring. I don't think flea is boring. No, he's not. grew to it, but a lot of bass players are boring and I try not to be boring. I don't think flea is boring. No, he's not, he's great. But a lot of like, I don't know the ones. I feel like my classical guitar training has helped, like me get creative in making bass lines and so on. Yeah, I feel like people overlook the bass line.

But like if it's missing, they'll notice, but if it's there and done well, it's like they just, yeah. There's no appreciation for it. There's like, yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah. What was it? Didn't, uh, was the Paul play bass or was it John who played bass in the Beatles? Paul. Yeah. Paul, they played, they played left handed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then you got to go. You did right handed there. Didn't you? Yeah. Yeah. I love playing it. Play left handed. I will. I play when I used to play bass back in the day. I had to play right-handed, so. But I was terrible.

I used to play cricket. I played cricket left-handed for some reason, when I was a kid. I don't think I knew that I was that way around. Because the teacher was like, aren't you right-handed? And I was like, yeah, do it that way. I was like, oh, but I just naturally have always hit shit that way.

I feel like normally you hear about left-handed people adjusting and doing things the right-handed, but you rarely hear about right-handed people doing things the left-handed way. Yeah. I guess I thought like the one that is like a pulling is fun. Well, it can baseball if you're left-handed and you're batting, you're closer to first base.

You save yourself like a step or two. Yeah. I think it's shocking that the human, like most, most humans, their other hand is so useless at any form of dexterity, like my handwriting almost unreadable. I can't throw with my left hand. I don't think I could check off with my left hand, honestly. It's weird how they're both physically the same, but one is so much worse than the other. It's like with your eyes, you have a dominant eye, but it's not like your other eye is a piece of shit

if you only use that eye. Yeah. It's weird that your control over your hand is the identical to the other one is so terrible. The mic control over my right hand is already so bad. It's amazing that there's a worse version of that. But it's weird, like playing video games, it doesn't matter to me, like both hands are the same level of talent.

It's when it comes down to like throwing a ball, where I'm just like... It's like... Well, that's not more great in the ground. It doesn't feel like it should be there. Like, I can, I guess I can't kick good with my left. I'd like to see a side by side, like a superimposed video of me throwing a baseball with my right hand versus my left hand. Oh, you know, you know how they do like sports analysis with high speed cameras? You can like plot the travel we should do with your left arm.

It's like, it looks so like the curve is just like, here's where the efficiency went. And the board is suds down and flake goes rolling. It goes rolling down. I would love to make that video with a faster. We should do that. Let's do it. Awesome.

See, coming up with ideas right here. I like it. I like it. All right, well. You got it. You're welcome. See you like it. I'm in the old dust.

Yeah. Thanks. Thanks for having a good job. You did a good job. Dennis, what another person who works on the market. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. People like him over there. I guess so. He's well loved.

He's a bass player. People love the base. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I when I go to the driving range, I hit right-handed. That's the only time I ever do anything backwards. For some reason, I can hit straighter at a driving range and golf than on my left hand. I always hook it and I always look forward. Do you think you could jack off straight

air with your right hand? I don't know. Have you ever munked off to completion with the wrong hand? I have not and I don't think I could. I bet I could. Now I want to say like a time, I wanna race my hands. When you can't do it back to back because. Right.

You have to do it at the same time. Two days back to back. Yeah. Like 10 a.m. You don't have to have a control. You have to start with one normal and then wait two days, do one and then wait two more days and do another one. You have to check off three times. Why three?

Because the first time is gonna, I mean, assuming either it's been a long time or a short time, could affect the outcome of the result. That is, no. The first time, get stuck by someone else. That's, okay. I just wanna race my jacket off. Come on guys, it's true.

It was overly complicated. Feel like the twisted episode of Mythbusters ever. Have you ever given up on yourself? I mean, I'm pretty fat, but I mean, is that what you're saying? Like, been going at it and then it's like, ah, no. You've always been, I think it's kind of like once you start and then unless it's something like,

oh, like, oh yeah, I gotta stop now. Like, oh, look at the time. Look at the time. Damn it. I gotta go. Plains about the land, what'd you say? Merk and airlines is calling. No. You can get your video interrupted.

I mean, you could keep going, they wouldn't know. Can you stop yourself? Good, peeing. Like if you're at a urinal and you can you stop and be able to walk away? I can pause, I can't stop. That's apparently that's like a way to like, like train your kegels, I guess, or whatever.

If you can just stop peeing and walk away. No, like stop and just hold it. Be be like can you stop urinating and be like if I had to stop right now Could I continue stopping? Does sound awful I gotta say this is really these piss now. Oh, no, okay. We'll try to stop it Go go for a little bit of time and then stop it I'm not a good guy, but I'm not a good guy. Do you not do ad reads of the end now or what do you do? I've only had one. I did it.

Oh, really? Oh, nice. What was it? I'm wearing meandies. I'm too. I love meandies. I had Christmas ornament ones that I wore on Christmas day. We used to get meandies like the meandie fairy would come by like once a month.

They're big. Oh, here's the new one. And now we get them like maybe once every six months. I think I think marketing is stealing our meandies. I buy my meandies. Ah, nice. Except they actually I take it back.. I buy my meandies. Nice. Except they actually I take it back. They sent me the Christmas ornament one.

Nice. I got a like a thank you package from them. That's sweet. I had thank you package from a package. So we were curious. We were talking about this before you popped on. Okay. Since you were the only person in the team 100 today,

like, what can you do with no one else there? Not a lot. It was a lot of me responding to emails. We sent out, we're sending out the winners for extra life right now, so I'm helping Katie with that. And just, you know, stuff that I just like being at the office, I feel like I sort of have my brain, my Achievement Hunter brain lives here.

So what I'm like thinking about work stuff, I can't really think about work stuff at home. So I'm like, I'd rather be in the office, even if it's like just slower. And so like yesterday I was working on email stuff., uh, oh, hey, we're not fighting. And so like we, for, we did this, this promo thing for a new merchandise, which is like best day ever. And so, uh, my like, and so like, like, Gavin, I hit with paint and like, uh, Ryan went to a photo show. And so for me, I went to the Lego store and got, uh, the Lego Voltron and like,

the James Bond car. And so I've been slowly building up the Voltron stuff and I finished it yesterday because I'm like, all right, so I'll just check an email, building Lego, listening to music and some. That was fun. Yeah, that was worth it. I like coming in early. I'm normally one of the first people to get here in the mornings because like the same thing is like I can just answer email, I can do stuff like uninterrupted, nobody's coming around With whatever something needs to be taken care of yeah, it's like it's so serene before 9 a.m. It's like the most productive time I have here Well, see mine's like the opposite like mine's later. I usually one of the last ones to believe and so it's usually just just Meeting office from like you know five until six and I'm like all right, so I can finish off my day

Like all right. It's nice and nice and calm and relaxing So place them, you know call duties on these and then go home. So place them, you know, call duties on these and then go home. So, this is, yeah, this is a very wide shot. There's nobody there. Nice. Other staff. Gamma how to go.

We're able to hold your urine and stop peeing or did even try. I just fired it, I blasted it. I blasted it. Full turbo. Did a dangrishy full hose. If you could automate any one portion of your life, right now, like from this point on,

you don't have to worry about anything, could be your body, could be like the drive to work, it could be like anything. I hate folding my clothes off the thing. Folding clothes takes ages. That's a good one. That's a good one. I wish they would just come out, fold it.

How often do you wash? You're close. When I run out. How about like food prep? Like deciding what you want to eat and preparing your food. If it was just like ready to eat, like man, I'm hungry. Oh, bam, food's done. Well, no, I wouldn't do that.

I would say it was still take the same amount of time, but you wouldn't have to physically do it. So I'm saying like if it took 20 minutes to prepare dinner, that 20 minutes will still exist. You could do other things, and then after 20 minutes to be done, it'd be automated. Gotcha. But like folding closes a good one, because that's one of you's like, it's like, all right, find all the socks, match them. It's not mindless. Like, you can watch stuff. I guess I'm just not into, in the middle of the day, when I fold stuff, I'm not into just watching. I would rather be playing a game or like doing something. So in my head when I'm folding something, I'm like, I'm gonna be doing something else. It's not this.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. That's a good one. What about you? Um, I think getting like, getting ready for bed or you're waking up in the morning. Like, if I could somehow just wake up and then boom, I'm ready to go. Like, all right, I can lay in bed for an extra five minutes and then, or like 15 minutes and it's like, all right, I'm now showered and teeth are brushed. I'm ready to go. I'm gonna let you, let me put a machine,

pick you up and take you and put you in the tub. Just a loose body, right? You can't go into all of this shit. That'd be the end of the day. It's like a fucking robot sticks up a toothbrush fist in your mouth. Well, how long does it take you to get ready? Oh, I'm eight to five minutes a parallel maybe.

If I've showered the night before, it takes about, yeah, about five minutes. If I'm showering usually about like 15, 20 minutes. So. It's not that bad. No, not really, but I'm just really lazy. It's a question of like, do I want 15 more minutes in bed or do I wake up now and take a shower? And it's like, it's super comfy.

Do you have to be at work at a specific time? Not really. Just have 15 more minutes in bed. I mean, I was like, regardless of chill. Yeah, you still like, you want that time? All right, well, let's wrap this up. Okay, Gus, what's your new year's resolution?

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