Rooster Teeth Podcast - Scruffy Looking Nerf Herders - #478

Episode Date: February 6, 2018

Join Tyler Coe, Blaine Gibson, Chris Demarais, and Todd Womack as they discuss dating techniques, unpopular opinions, replacing people in movies, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hey, I'm Blaine. I'm Todd. I'm Chris. Welcome to the RT podcast. Don't worry, everybody's going to be back next week. This is just going to be a one off in case you're freaking out. Like, why is this guy here right now? We want to talk to somebody on the side set near and dear to our hearts.

I think she has some very big news. Becca, how's it going? Hey, it's going well. How are you all? I'm good. Good. What's your news? My news is that today we announced the dates for RTX London and the location.

It'll be September 15 through 16th at Excel London. And we're really excited about it. We announced it a really fun way today. Actually, I don't know if you saw. We DMed this girl who is one of our biggest fans in London and we had her announce it. And then we retweeted her. So it was a really fun thing. If you look at our Twitter account,

you'll see the whole exchange go down. But yeah, we're very excited. September 15th, 16th, Excel, London, hashtag RTXLundin as per use, and we can't wait to see you there. London, London, London. So wait, when you said, I don't understand. You said you announced the dates

and the location for RTX London. Isn't London always going to be the location for RTX? Well, like the venue specifically. Does the venue different than the last year? No, no, no, no, no, surprise. That's not it. The date is pretty different.

It's a big announcement for the company. It's a good deal. Thank you, Becca. That's awesome. Thank you, guys. How are you besides that? I'm good. The other big announcements you You're doing good?

Someone needs to oil the Tyler machine. Yeah. Yes, very good. It's like what the end of it. It's like, I'm trying to go for an MPR field. So I'm just trying to do my best. How has the weather been?

It's been great today. We're especially nice. No, it's fucking shitty today. I came in from San Francisco. The weather's beautiful out there. It's nasty out today. Yeah, yesterday was awesome. And we're in this super beanie.

That's too cold. I have a question. What do you think is the softest part of your body? Scrodom. Weenis. Scrodom. Penis. Lower back.

I was gonna say my penis too. Where's this going? Where's that going? I know, that was all I had. Because I was thinking when you were talking about the three times softer than cotton and all these things going on in my hand. I'm like, what is the softest thing on that I have?

And I was like, what is the softest thing on me right now? And I was like, well, probably not none of these. I think the better question is, how do they measure softness? I was thinking about that too. Three times softer than cotton? Yeah, what is soft? I think that's thread count, probably, if I had to take a guess. That's... But that makes sense for, for like materials.

Uh huh. How do you measure softness for like, like skin? Uh, I think it's subjective, isn't it? I don't know. But is there like a way? Is there soft machine? Is there a way to, to touch skin? Uh huh.

Like, is there like a skin count? Like a thread count, but with skin or something? Todd has very soft hands, I know that much. Yeah, I got a four million cell count. You sound like a serial killer. Yeah, I'm just wondering about skin and lotion way that you can touch the skin and feel it to know the softness. Well, but okay, but no, I'm just joking. So you have, like, I was like,

okay, what's the soft part of your body? You're like, oh, you're screwed, I'm right. Yeah, I'm screwed. What makes your scrotum softer than say, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, your body? You're like, oh, you're screwed, I'm right. What makes your scrotum softer than say, you're, you're, you're, you know, your finger. Or it's like your... Well, it's loose skin and it's always,

there's moisture down there, so it's always soft and lotioned up. Some people, right now, my penis is softer than all of yours. How's that? Because I'm wearing meandis. Oh. My penis is in them. Ring it back.

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because I took a red eye from San Francisco last night and I am on probably 45 minutes of sleep. Hey, I just wanted to ask you since you dropped it twice. What were you doing in San Francisco? I have my girlfriend who's out there. So, yeah, we see each other every, we try to do every like two weeks, but yeah, we haven't seen each other since the Christmas.

But yeah, only him on the podcast after like pulling an all-nighter. It's like consistent. Like I am only ever on the podcast whenever I'm law on sleep. I don't know why that is. Why God curses me so. I'm only on it the day after the Super Bowl.

Two years in a row. Oh, really? Congratulations. You know what it is? You know what it is? Sorry, Kex. Australia. Well, thanks, Chris.

I hadn't figured that out yet. The three in the bottom of the barrel. They really are. I know like, I got a text from Brandon Day, like you want to be on the podcast. I'm like, God, there's literally nobody else. They can get to do the show and people probably won't like it. And that's okay. We'll put your faces on the thumbnail,

just so people don't freak out. That's the thumbnail right there. There you go. That's it. It's perfect. We don't even have to do the rest of the show. We can just quit right now. Great.

Do what face? A mad face. Yeah, for the thumbnail. Yeah. Now move away from the microphone. Yeah. That can't be mad. That's like,

for some reason I feel like that would be your sex face right there. That was putting your teeth like you just said. That's what I'm trying not to finish sex face. Really. Hold my hand. I'm very up the motion some way. So, I would like to see you on a date.

And somebody here at the office was telling me like to see you on a date and I and somebody here at the office was telling me that they saw you on a date and that your body language was interesting. What does that mean? I don't know. It was just like, yeah, you got goofy body language. Well, what does that mean? Well, I mean, do you understand the words? I've just said. Well, but yeah, I understand the words, but they're you know like can you show me show with Tyler? What's not Tyler does not have awkward body language goofy body language. I mean yeah, I mean sometimes you know I do but I one of my favorite things to do and I know this has got to be the same for a lot of people out there

It's like if you're with like let's say you're with your girlfriend Uh-huh, and you're out I love watching other couples and you trying to side what stage of the relationship are they in? Yeah. Like are they on a first day to have they been dating for a while? Are they married in the body language? Is just always so different. Usually the guy is like very much of the guys here, like very ten of them close to the table. He's on a first day. It's early on because if you've been dating a girl for a while, you're just like, I don't have your legs. You're like, I mean, or just like constant physical touch going on. I feel like that's an indicator like a long girl. And then the girls are like, you know, being physical themselves touching out.

That's probably a good sign or moving their feet or whatnot. But then it's it's great to see I was out recently with somebody I was on a date with. And then I saw this couple and this girl I felt so bad for just she. She looks like. Did you see my me on a date? That was what that's who it was. I thought I recognized you. She was like back in a way and just like kept checking her phone,

just like waiting for it to end. So that's not good. Well, that's like one of my favorite things to do. People watching is very underrated. Everybody loves it, but we don't talk about it enough. I used to, yeah, there was this one bar that I would go to, and I would be like drunk and I'd people watch. And it was the best, just like kind of figure, not like,

oh, this person stands with that person, you know, like where they're trying to go with the rest of the night and stuff. Were you drinking alone at the bar? Yeah, that was actually oddly enough, this is like probably not too long ago in terms of like the anniversary, but it was after Monty died,

not to make you feel bad for bringing it up. But I remember I was just like, you're trying to fit in here, by the way, thanks a lot, mate. I was like super fucking, yeah, like just bombed and stuff like that and I remember going out one night and just kind of like to clear my head and I went to a bar and was just doing some like serious intense people watching.

It was a lot of fun. What that used to be your thing too though. What people watching? No, no, no, that's talking. That's different. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But you look sad when you'd go to bars, and then you're, then what't that you're To pick up thing

That probably works for you That was your thing is to look I mean I'm not trying to like but if you go to a bar by yourself Uh-huh, you would look sad. Well, right Maybe I mean sometimes stuff happened, you know, but no that night I was actually just wanting to just get out and be in the presence of other people because I felt like if I was in my house any longer, I was just gonna go crazy. Yeah. That makes sense, but you're telling you would go to bars.

Yeah. And it just looks at, and it probably worked for you. Uh, yeah, sometimes. I think we've talked about previous podcasts. I mean, it doesn't matter now, because I got a girl. You know, happy I have to look at a bar. Do you see you just constantly smile? Yeah, I would go to the bar by myself and stand in the corner with a cup of coffee and just smile.

That's super creepy. Like that's, yeah, that's, that's not married, bro. Yes, you never tried sad. No, you should, you should just try to try a party face. Like I haven't, but I'm, you know, I can't evenouty face. Like, I haven't. But I'm, you know, I can't even be what, mad. So sad is a whole other thing. I just stick to this.

Didn't? Yeah, that works. We like, we're in the body language we were talking about. Yeah, well, I want to go back to that. Didn't you and I go to Dallas one time? Is like a film festival or something? And we ended up going out and you and I like went to like a bunch of weird clubs and like one of them was like a...

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from like out of the city, it's a lot more fun, so. So what, I would go and make the awkward, show what is an awkward language, or body language? Pretend I'm the woman cod. I don't know, it's described to me

by this third party, at that, I mean, I never do like this stuff and like kinda like, like. Was he touching? Well, here's it. Yeah, were you touching the woman? I don't know.

Maybe, I don't know. But it was working for you. It's not like meant to be an insult. It's like that really works for you. He's disarming, you know, he's just looking at him. I gotta do that too. I'll like slouch, we're not like slouch like down. I'll just like, you know when you're just like kind of

on the table, just like wrestling. But in real life, you're like flexing the shit out of your arm. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm trying to do. I do try and though, if I see co-workers or people I know during a date, I leave. Like I will just go. Oh shit, yeah, I heard this story. Yeah, so I know what you're talking about.

Wait, what is this story? I know what you're talking about now Wait, what is the story? I'm talking about now. I know Do you remember any details? Wait, I don't know who's the third party. I'm not gonna say the third party is come on. I ain't Red and I'm just gonna be now. I'm gonna be super big in a dick. Where did it work say anything? I know I think I know what you're talking about. You are it's funny because every time I go to this place I run into co-workers too, and I've had the same thing where I was on a date with somebody and co-workers showed up, and I kind of did the same thing. I didn't leave, but I went to another part of the room.

Yeah. You, you, I've gone into, I've had a Tinder date, walked into a bar, saw a group of co-workers, walked out. That's what I heard. I did that, yeah. Did that. Without checking in with the girl. I saw a group of co-workers, I'm not doing this,

and then walked, wait, did you ghost a girl? No, no, no, and then this was a bad, this was not a good date anyway, but I texted the girls like, hey, why don't we meet at this bar next door or something like that, and I just changed the location because that was like a couple minutes early.

So it was cool. Didn't like not address change. That was a bad date though. That was a really bad date. That was a. So this was a like a Friday afternoon, right? Right after, like right after work. So it was like, you know, six, 30 or something, like, oh, happy hour type thing.

It was a 10. It was a tender. So we never met in real life. And I go there and it's like, it's one of the things you know you meet when you meet from someone from tender and you immediately know that you're not interested in them, just kind of just like,

just physical body, like chemistry, whatever. You find them repulsive. That's what your words not much So it wasn't a match. Yeah, I was yeah, so we sit down and and the whole time I'm like I get a drink and I'm drinking this beer And I'm like I have until this beer is empty to come up with a good excuse Wow To like hey, okay, I'm tired or something like that, right?

I was trying to, you know, like apply, you know, stuck around for a good like 20, you know, 30, 40 minutes, a polite amount of time, right? This amount of beer, and I'm just drinking, but it's hard because it's a Friday night at like 6, 30 or something, right? It's early, and I've already established that, like, oh, I don't work tomorrow, duh, duh, duh, duh, right?

So I'm just trying to think through everything and I'm like trying to come up with the excuse and then I'm finishing it in my beer and I still got like this much. I'm like, okay, I'm good, I still got time, trying to still maintain conversation. And then the girl like downs her beer and was like, hey, do you wanna go get,

let's go get some more drinks? And I like, I panicked. Cause I was like, I wasn't, I didn't want to go get more drinks. You know, I didn't, like, we'd already been there for like, you know, nearing an hour. And I was, and I was just like, oh, I can't. And she was like, why? And I go, I'm hungry. okay, I told her I was hungry and then and then she was like, okay, it's like yeah, I'm just

Super hungry. I forgot to eat dinner. So I I've got to go get I just start I was just like it I just froze and I just said I'd dinner and then was just like a, I just froze. And I just said I had dinner. And then she was like, okay, do you wanna meet up afterwards? Like maybe after dinner? Oh no, I have food poisoning from the meal in the morning. Of course, he was so mad. It was so, I was so mad.

If you go on a date no matter what, at least this is my rule. If the date is bad and because you know the, I, the same thing, you sit down and you're not gonna like each other, you gotta stick it out. No, no, no, no, you gotta stick it out. Well, I did. So you took her to go get food after that?

No, no, no, no, because we didn't make plans to go get food. We made plans to get drinks. Right, but then you left at 630 at night, basically. No, no, I left like 730. 45 minutes to an hour later. Take a go get food, but you didn't take her with. Well, well, no, that was just excuse, he wasn't that. That was my excuse.

I know, but at dinner time that she probably saw right through that, right? Well, well, yeah, it was, it was bad. She made that up with her or not. No, I messed it up. It was a bad, I just messed everything up. Where'd you end up eating? I don't remember, man.

That was an important, Arby's night for sure. Chris, I have you. You've got the meat. Somebody's told me a different third party that you're actually quite a good like like a lack of better term pick up artists. Like you're you walk up to anyone and we'll just chat them up and you have this total confidence.

I have no problem going up and talking to people. It's not like a and I wouldn't say a pick up artist because it's not like that type. It's not like some sort of, Chris, knowing Chris, I know he's not that skeasy. Like, I think Chris is very, do you think they just get that vibe off and like, oh, this guy's like an okay guy?

I think so. I mean, I think a true test of your character is like Alana loves you. She thinks that you're great. She's like, I like talking to Chris. She housed Chris doing, you know, so like, that's not the characteristic of a skeezy person. Now Aaron, on the other hand, she's like, fuck that guy.

That guy sucks. No, you're probably, you're just, you are a very, you're a very friendly personal guy. Like, you just go up and talk, which is great. Yeah, I don't know. It was the difference between that and being like, pick up our feet. I mean, I don't know. It was a difference between that and being like, a pickup artist. I mean, I just mean you have no qualms

about approaching women and that's a great trait to have. What's your secret? Tell the people, because that's a skill, man. I think it's just talk to a human being. At least that's the way I do it. I mean, you just talk. I guess there shouldn't be a difference, right? Like at least in my mind.

I mean, I know how to do it. I just want to see his tactics. My thought is, is one, you're married. You need these as well. I've done this way more. I don't, it's just because I'm older, yes. If I don't do it, if I don't go up and talk to a girl, then it doesn't matter.

Like, and then nothing happened anyway, but if I do, and then nothing happens, then I'm back where I was before I, do you have one tip? Oh, it's like the whole, you miss every point. You lose every opportunity you don't never take. Yeah, score goal.

Score goal. Other shots you don't take. That you feel goal, right? Yeah, so you got that. So I just, you know, shotgun. Yeah. Yeah. I've witnessed that.

Like I've witnessed the varying degrees of success for Chris, like he'll go in and be like, Hey, Chris, and then I'm like, okay, hop to the next one. I think next time, like I'd never, I think you should always go out and date late, like eight o'clock, something like that. I go to the same place. I've been going on the same date for seven years. Don't. You have the golden, I have the golden triangle. That's yes. You told me not to exactly tell it, but it's in it's,

you can call this, you can do whatever. Can I name what it is? What is it in Vade's card? I'd rather not name the places. No places. But like name what the events act. Yeah, sure. Okay, I know that one of them is putt putt.

Right. And then I know that the other one is, there's a, is another one's a bar. It's a breakfast joint. 20, it's a 24 hour all night. I breakfast joint. And then the other one, it's on your house. Ice cream.

Ice cream, okay, okay. Yeah. So it's like you just hit those three points. Yeah, and the third one is optional. The only reason I do this, because I don't do dinner in a movie. I don't do alcohol. I don't go out on a day's have drink.

I never have. Why is that? I don't like people being inebriated by any means. Like I'm here like true. In my mind with dating, it comes down to this. Like you got to respect the person not only themselves, but their time. And you need to respect your time as well. So like we don't need to be wasting any of it. I don't want to see some bullshit trumped up version of you when you're drunk or a little loose. Like I want to see you for you. And I like going to do an activity like putt putt because you're out there,

you get to see how they interact with other people. Does they treat people nice? They're not. Are they judgmental? They're out in the world instead of like just sitting down. You don't have to move. You're just like, you're going through the bullshit questions. You don't have the real stuff.

And then the breakfast through a dragon and a windmill. The breakfast for me is like, that's a win for me, because even if the date doesn't go well, I breakfast. Yeah. It's great. So you actually go to eat breakfast, not a breakfast place at night. No, it's a breakfast place at night. Okay.

Yeah, so you go through pup-pud and then go get breakfast, which is great. And then if it's going well, when ice cream, sure, if you don't, then I'll see you later. So that's your like full pretty much. See, if it's a first date for me from Tinder or something where I haven't met the person in real life,

let me guess you do something that's like an easy answer. Low commit like a coffee or a drink or something. Like time loved. Yeah, and that's it. No, coffee is good. Coffee or a drink or like ice cream or something where it's like, hey, let's do this thing. And then if we're hitting it off, we'll go get dinner

or something like that. Which you get it for the first time. See me, I just know every time you got to stick it out, I'll say I accidentally went on a date not to get political, but with somebody who was very gung ho for the other person, or the person who might be your president right now, I did not know that. It was a very interesting date.

I still stuck it out to the very end Well, that one and it's I just feel like if you're invested that's your night. Have an experience. You're gonna get a story I'm not saying that you did that to me to me. It's like I guess when you say stick out to me It's like when you make a like hey, let's go grab a drink It's like all right you if you're if you make plans go get dinner and then stuff, then you gotta eat the whole dinner. But if you make plans to, hey, let's get a drink or let's get coffee, then you have like, I would always go late and I always,

it's funny you say that reason. I'm gonna probably be coming off like a douchebag right now, but I don't do Friday dates or the weekend. Why is that? I do weekday. So you're always having excuse like, hey, I gotta get up early in the morning for work.

I'm spouted dog and it's like, cause it's a good exit, exit strategy for everybody. Cause you don't want them feeling uncomfortable too. Like if they're not vibing, like you have a out there. Everybody has an out. Everybody's comfortable. You're out in public. You have witnesses like it's all good.

Shit. You always want that. You need witnesses. Because you never know, man, there's some crazy people out there. Like there's girls I've met online that are like, yeah, but where you've never met them before, and they say, just pick me up at my place.

I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Your judgment says, hey guy, I've never met in person on the internet, here's my address, come pick me up at my house. Like, you already know that person is not worth dating. That's way too much trouble. It could be like the apartment complex and it's like, you know, tell them to pick you in it.

For anybody out there, never, ever have them pick you up on the first date if you've never actually met this person. That's just crazy to me. Well, well, what, because you think that they could get, like, if mom or something or what? No, way worse than that. If you gave a guy on the internet who you've never met before, your address, do you guys remember the Craigslist killer?

It's literally that. Like no woman should be giving out their home address on the first date to somebody who they've never met before in their entire life. I had to fly and you, I know that you've done this as well, but I had to fly to San Francisco to hang out with Lana and meet her for the first time. And we had like, I was going to stay there for a weekend.

So that was like our first. Now that's different though, because she's kind of a public figure. You like people know like if you disappeared and you told people, hey, I'm gonna go, you know, on this day with somebody, I think that's different. Yeah, I think everybody should tell people,

like I always tell my cousin like, hey, I'm going on this day with this girl. Here's where we're going. If you don't hear from you by the end of the night, call please. Wait, really? Yeah, you're, I've met some very deranged individuals in my day that have terrified me.

So yeah, I think everybody should do it. It's good practice for all. Let people know where you're going. Don't have people pick you up on the first date. That's how, that's my rules for staying alive. And I'm here now. So it's worked out. Huh.

I'm trying to actually think. So you went to San Francisco and you just stayed with her the first time. Yeah, it was kind of the plan. Yeah. We we've been talking over like, oh, I think I DMed her on Instagram first and then we started texting and then texting turned her phone calls and it was like two weeks. I was like, hey, I'm just gonna come up to say, just go. So yeah, you're coming up and then we started dating after that.

So she's really nice. I like her. Pretty quick. Oh, thank you. She's a good woman. Yeah, she's okay. Now we, yeah, it's fun. We celebrated national tag, Tater Tots day this weekend, which is like a trailer park or like a food truck trailer park. And there's like 15 of them. They all had like different types of Tater Tots. Now, it's pretty cool. We're just a wacky couple. It goes up to food trucks, and I say. I think it's actually cooler like the older you get to be one of the, not that that's lame,

but like a lame couple. Like just going at like a game night is like my favorite thing in the world to do. Like no reason to go off or drink to do anything crazy. You're like, hey, we went to a painting class the other night. I like being basic like that. Yeah. It's fun. It's like, you should get married man, you're the other night. I like being basic like that. Yeah, it's fun.

You should get married, man. You're gonna love it. I think I would love it. Like, I would love to be a stay-at-home husband. Not dad, I don't want kids, but. What? Are you gonna get married? I mean, I don't know.

Todd, do you have kids? No, no. Do you want kids? I don't know, maybe. Do you want kids? Do you want kids? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know, maybe. Yeah, I got it. We'll see what happens when we're two wings? Yeah. Get away from me. I feel like your kids would hump. I just feel like they would what? Like they would just hump things like they would be like small dogs or something. And get the vibe from you.

I mean, I don't know. Maybe. I'm not going to never say never. Yes, that it like teacher kid I throw a ball You'd be like all right. This is how you get a goofy a goofy position on a date son. This is how yeah Did you guys do super bowl parties or anything like that last night? I just watch from the confines. I didn't watch anything now. I didn't even go I mean I paid no attention to Superb party.

The only thing I know about it is apparently there's a kid texting that is now a meme and I don't understand. So what happened was Justin Timberlake did the half time show. Yeah. And at one point during it, he went up into the stands and kind of did the Ellen thing that she did at the Oscars where he took a selfie with a kid.

And so the kid, after like JT's like behind him and like they take the selfie, his kid is, one probably is no fucking idea who Justin Timberlake is. Like he just looks so confused. He doesn't know what to do and everybody's dancing and he's just kind of standing there. And so he's turned, people have turned that kind of into a meme.

I'm sure like broadcast could find something in there. Well, there like one of them was like, it showed a picture of him on his phone, and then it showed like a screen capture someone's phone. And it says like, who was Justin Timberlake? I was like one of my favorite ones. I was really good. Or it's like a lady Gaga half-time show.

Was it was a funny one that I saw? Yeah. I was bored by the Super Bowl. Obviously, I'm the sports guy. And I was bored by it. I didn't really care. I thought it was a good game though. I thought it was okay.

I'm just, I didn't care for the team. I don't like the Patri I thought it was a good game though. I thought it was okay. I didn't care for the team. I don't like the Patriots that much. I love Tom Brady and I fucking hate Philadelphia. Sorry to people who live in Philly, but the reason I don't like Phil Delphius because do you guys know at least what has happened. Like the riots and shit. There's been fires. They've torn down.

God knows how many lamp posts. They like cars. Fliming some gigantic. For winning. Did they lose or win? They won. And it looked like they were. It was like cars climbing some gigantic for winning. Did they lose or win? They won and it looked like they were it was like something out of World War Z where like people are just climbing up this gigantic gate to get wherever the fuck. I don't know here in Austin, Texas.

They spray-pated our Stevie Ray Vaughan statue and so an Eagles jersey. Philly fans are the worst fans in the entire world. The terrible people terrible people. So do you have brotherly love my fucking ass. Why would they protest if they won? There's a weird celebration. There's certain cities in this country that when big things happen, they riot.

Cleveland is one of those places. Philly is definitely one of those places where people just go crazy. In fact, Philadelphia fans, Chris, I don't know if you know this, are known for throwing batteries onto the football field out opposing players. And I shit you not, Duracell made a little video and said, congratulations to Philadelphia. And it was just raining green, which is their colors and Duracell batteries. But why why bad? It's not funny at all. It's the shittiest city, the shittiest fan base

in the world. I mean, you know, I like base. But what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, god, yeah. What would you do in a riot? Well, what are you doing in a riot? What are you doing in a riot? I'd probably lock myself in. No, no, no, you're in the riot. You're not, I wouldn't get all the things exciting where they're not to go in. You're in the riot. The riot is around you. If there's a copkin is asked, we'd probably try to help him out.

I'd probably try to do like mitigate the damage and to make sure that shit didn't get to, you know. I thought you were gonna go the other way on that one, I was like, yeah, help him out. I was gonna beat the shit out of the cops. No, it was gonna jump in there. No, I just like, I feel like that pack mentality just just like overcomes people

and then they do things that they wouldn't normally do. I was in a riot one time. Really? What? Seattle. It was in 1999, the World Trade Organization. People were like protesting. And they sent a decoy, somebody to the, to the decoy protester to go off the stadium,

to repel down the stadium and unfurl this flag. And then meanwhile, all the cops went there and then they took over a big portion of the downtown. They just blocked off everything. And I was a kid, a tourist looking around and I was within the zone they blocked off. And there was tear gas and the anarchists came in and started bashing McDonald's and like breaking windows

and it was wild. I just shat myself. That's why they sat down. No, I kind of just like, it's great. Back to, I mean, there's a lot of peaceful protest where a lot of people like processing economic policies of the big, you know, countries that were there and sitting in the middle,

but there was like tear gas wafting through. It's really weird. I just kind of like tried to just leave the danger zones. Yeah. And eventually the cops busted through that. I guess to be clear, it would be dependent on the riot and what my involvement would be. If it was like the Philly type situation

where it was violence and mayhem just for violence and mayhem's sake, then that's when I would step in to like help people out. But if it was like a protest and then they started like bashing in people that were like doing like, you know, civil rights stuff, then I think my allegiance does my change then. What about you Chris? Dependent on the situation.

What would I do in a riot? Yeah. And I don't know. I cut to Chris just naked. I mean, if I would try, I think I'd try and be a good citizen, you know, like, you know, help out people and stuff, but yeah, you know, it's like, I guess I just like, look around and see what would watch.

Try and stay out of trouble. Try and stop help people maybe who are like getting sprayed by gas or something, I don't know. You know what I would do? I would stay, for me, I would stay in a safe space. You know, maybe stay at home, get online. Maybe I'm feeling creative. Maybe I go to squarespace.com.

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and we've gone through and picked some of our favorites. As a reminder with Squarespace, you too can make sites like this. Be sure to tweet at us with the hashtag RT Squarespace. Back to the podcast. Kind of speaking of like doing weird illegal-ish stuff, I had like kind of a moral like conundrum happen to me the other night. I got home from the gym and it was probably like 10 PM

or 11 PM or something like that and it was like late at night. So like by that hour you can assume that no one else is gonna be coming out to the parking lot or their car. And the car next to me, their lights were on. So it's like, well, that fucking sucks. They're gonna wake up tomorrow. This is during the freeze and stuff like that.

And I was like, they're gonna have to jump their car while it's like 20 degrees out. So I was like, okay, well, I should just get into their car and turn off their lights for them. They would be none the wiser. And I'd be helping this person out, whatever. So I opened up the door to get in.

It was unlocked. It was unlocked. So I got, I opened up the door to get in. And then I. It was unlocked. So I opened up the door to get in and then I'm searching for the light thing and I could not find it. And like four minutes passed, me looking for the light. And I was like, if this person comes out, I am going to get shot. So close the door.

I was like, I'm sorry, it's their problem, whatever. I go back to my apartment and I was just sitting there thinking on it and thinking on it. I was talking about the interior light. Yes, yes. It was like their lamps were all on. And I've left those on and it's killed my battery. Yeah, yeah.

So I was thinking on it and I texted a lot and was like, this person's lights are on, I feel bad if they, they're battery died and I was like, I could potentially save their day. And she's like, well, go back and do it. And I was like, okay, fine. And I was like, well, if I get caught, I should have some proof that I'm there to do good. So I wrote a note and, you know, go back and do it. And I was like, okay, fine. And I was like, well, if I get caught, I should have some proof that I'm there to do good.

So I wrote a note and I said, hey, you're like, Ron, your door's the run locked. I hope you don't mind, I went inside and I turned them off. I hope your battery's okay. From your neighbor. From Blaine Gibson. From a story. address blah blah blah.

So I carried that with me. I went back out into the thing and then their driver's side door was unlocked too. So I started going in there and I was like fixing it. And then I found the light, turned it off, left the note inside, walked away. It was like feeling like really good about it. It was like, yeah, this is great.

And then when I got away, I was like, their doors might have been unlocked because somebody probably broke into their car or like, what if they like, like, comport me and they can trace back, you know, the thing. So I was like, should I go back? And should I leave another no wife off you finger, your fingerprints like clean the crimes? And should I like steal the note back?

Like, what should I do in that situation? And I was texting a lot. I was like freaking out about it. So I ended up just leaving the note and their car moved the next day. So you could tell that they were able to drive it. But we got stolen. It was a lot. I don't know. Did I do good? Did I do good? Yeah. Yeah. What how would you react if you cut into your car and someone who left you a note and it was like an anonymous.

I would have weirded out like who's in my car and what were they doing and where is the semen would you. Would you have rather known that someone had fixed your car or like protected your car for you or would you just like not be the idiotic. It's a fine thing to do. And you're into it. One time, some guy ripped up my rear view mirror off when I was living in LA and it was just kind of dangling there and somebody left me a note that was like, Hey, I saw this dude.

He's kind of like this neighborhood guy and he's kind of crazy and he ripped off your thing. It was really nice because I didn't have to be like, why me? Oh yeah, like an action for it. Okay, that makes sense. It did occur to me that maybe he did it and wrote a note, pinning it on another guy, like you're talking about. Yeah, but that's a really good way to rob a car.

It can be like, I noticed the car had been, the window had been smashed. So you write the note ahead of time, you like hey, I know she wouldn't know smash But they left the lights on so I was just turning them off so I did you know how much It's almost like to have a broken window and a dead battery So I was just doing and then I noticed you're you know your speakers weren't fit in the right So I was taking it usually like this long night and you yeah, that was I mean those councils afraid would happen Like they would come up we they'd be like, oh, this is an episode of curb. Oh, for sure, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

I kind of had one recently where I might have fucked up on two occasions. Uh-huh. For one was about a pit bull attack that I witnessed with a mother and her child. The other one, what? I was at El Chalito, which is a taco place here in town. And I'm sitting outside waiting to get my tacos, like nine o'clock and night right before the

belt to close. And this big guy comes out of him, Mercedes Ben, this guy is huge. He's like six, six, like 300 pounds. And to me, he looks hammer drunk. Like I can't really tell, like maybe he's, I don't know. Like you got to give people the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he's like, heanycap or something like that where that's the way he walks. He gets up there and he loses his sandal and like staggers forward a little bit and like turns out and I'm like this guy's hammered

and I'm like sitting there like, do I intervene? Like do I go talk to this guy and say, sir, you can't get back in your car, but also, oh, he drove, he drove. Yeah, sorry, sorry, he pulled up in a bins and like I'm, I'm sitting there thinking, like, I'm a very small guy, like I would get my ass kicked by a very large drunk man.

That wasn't my biggest fear. My fear is like he got back on the road and like could possibly hit somebody. Yeah. What you do? I didn't do anything, man. So I feel bad about like, it happened really fast. Like his talk was out there whenever he grabbed it

and he got back in the car. So I didn't really know what to do. I feel like, and that's one of those where I went home and I felt shitty and I just didn't, I should have reacted. That happened to me, something something happened. I think in that situation, you just kind of called it cops

and you just like, hey, license plate, whatever, this guy was like wasted. Cause I always had a red light one time. And then I look over and this guy's just like, straight up just drinking beers in his car. I'm assuming he wasn't drunk and you look back and he's like, you like give me like kind of like, yeah, like I was like a fucking asshole for invading his privacy when he's like on the floor.

He throws the beer at his window and it bounces back. But like I didn't know what to do in that situation either and I was thinking about kind of the cause with those like goes that over reaction. I didn't know what to do in that situation either and I was thinking about kind of the cause with the nose like goes that over reaction. I don't know. It's one of the like it happened so fast like he if he had stayed around and I had time like get out my phone and take a picture. Yeah. I was licensed but because he literally pulled up, got out, lost a shoe, grabbed the taco, got back in and I was like fuck. What was the other thing with the pit bull on that? Oh man, I saw a pit bull attack. That shit was nuts. Wait, like like a full on pit bull attack.

Like the singer songwriter. He was like, and then just like this woman, it was insane. And then, whoo. Yeah, it was nuts. Um, so yeah, I take my dog Danny to this dog park over in West Austin.

Good dog, good dog. She's awesome. Um, and it was a cold day, uh, walking up to the dog park. It's, it's gated off dog park. And there's one other lady with her dog. Can't see it, it's very far away. Nobody else is at the dog park. I'm following this lady going in,

I'm about 50 yards behind her. She's got a stroller with her, tiny little infant, and a big St. Bernard dog, so a big dog. Yeah. As she goes into the gate, I hear this scream in this pit bull, monster pit bull, rushes from the other side of the park and grabs a neck of the St. Bernard and rips it to the ground In this woman this woman the mother like of the child in the St. Bernard she jumps in to try to separate the dogs

Which you just you don't do. You can't do, except- Hey, fingers are asshole. Yeah, that, that pitful- No, I'm not even joking, you're the dog's. That doesn't work, because my friend did that. Not on a pitful, but he did that, and all he got was a smelly figure.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Was it dogs or she? It was a dog. It worked for both. That's what you do in a riot, you go around to take your figure out, but it's trying to get- So, what are you getting up, guys? Did the scene for NAR?

Was it okay? He was okay for the most part. It was the craziest thing. So, like, this woman jumps in to try and get the dog away. And I have never seen raw power like that in my life. It was, like, just sin you from this pit bull just ripping out the neck. So, Danny and I run up. I put her around this tree, Danny.

I, like, attired to this tree. And I'm sitting there. And again, I hesitated. I'm like, I don't want to fucking die today. This is like two days before New Year's. And I was like, I tire to this tree and I'm sitting there, and again, I hesitate, I'm like, I don't wanna fucking die today. This is like two days before New Year's and I was like, I gotta make it to 2018. But also, I know if I jump in there, that dog will probably kill me.

I'd killed the dog too. I would smash its head in with a rock or something. That was my game plan. Like, we'd both be dead on the ground. My throat ripped out. Like, you ended the gray with the lean nason. Exactly, yeah. Basically, that's how that would happen.

But this, the nurse who owned the pit bull, like this was surreal. She flies out of nowhere and form tackles her pit bull onto the ground. Shit. Like one and a million chance to do that, she does it, the lady escapes with her baby, thank God. Yeah.

Cause who knows if that pit bull goes for the baby. And then we're all just standing there and both, both ladies are crying and they kinda talk to each other, like you need to train your dog better. And then nurse was like, my dog's never done this before, bullshit. And I'm just standing there like a fucking asshole.

Eat in your french fries again. I'm like, I didn't do anything, but I'm here. Hey everyone. He's in hell. I did, I was like, you want me to stay with you and comfort you because I didn't jump in and do anything. And I ran as everyone else,

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All through you and I or whatever it in the time. I always hated it. I don't like shows with Laptracks. Like my dad always used to play in the night. How old were you in the night? Whatever it was. Two and a half men. Two and a half men or whatever. Yeah, man. Well, that's, I would kill myself. Yeah.

How old were you in like 98? Well, that's a little personal information right there. All right. I'm gonna guess six. I was eight years on. Were you? Yeah. It was good.

It was good when it was on TV. But yeah, I agree. If you look back, I can't watch it now at all. And I know that I'll get ripped with that. That's terrible. I can see the appeal in the Laft Track, though, because we've been doing, like, we did an episode of MDB, and there's a live episode from London,

and there's, like, a Laft Track, and it helps, like, Blitz real people, though, right? Yeah, yeah. And that's a genuine laughter, but it helps, like, the pacing and just, like, it helps people though, right? Yeah, yeah. And that's just genuine laughter, but it helps like the pacing and just like, it helps jokes set them up and, yeah, so I can get why they're helpful. But yeah, if it's like,

because they didn't take sign fold live in front of an audience today. I think they did actually. I'm not sure. Huh. They did, that was a real laughs, right? Okay. Yeah, but they're force laughs. Because they literally have a sign I'm gonna retract. Yeah, but the force laughs.

Because they literally have to sign this. They put on the damn sign, laugh really hard right here, go, ooh, that was accurate. Oh my God. Shut up! That's a standing ovation, too. You guys have anything like that, like, really unpopular opinions?

When it comes to like TV and film, like, I love getting into this show. It's so much fun. I know it's ridiculous for me to hate Seinfeld, but I do. I mean, I haven't watched like that or whatever the fuck that other one was that took place in Seattle. Cheers? No.

That's a pleasure. That's a pleasure. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it too. I didn't get into those at all. Friends was just kind of me for me.

I like friends. I don't like. I just don't like TV in general. Like I actually made a really mature decision in middle school, whereas like sitting there, and I realized like I just didn't like watching TV because I was watching a commercial and I was like this is like a quarter of,

you know, the programming. So I wasn't like into it. And I just stopped watching TV from that point on. I was like, if I'm gonna, I'll play video games, that's fine, but like TV is just not. Did you have HBO's in kid? No, it's things have changed now. I watched TV with the drones,

it's like, there's like no commercials. Things like that, like definitely warped kids, or age, because like I had HBO. Yeah. So like I'm watching like George Carlin, Richard Prior, like 13, which definitely like shaped my life. Like I saw my first boobies on trading places on HBO.

Sure. Like it's like kids do have HBO and the kids that did not have HBO have. I had the fuzzy channels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was that show time that it was it would kind of come in. Yeah, for those who didn't, yeah, this before their time. There were the paid channels on cable, which have nudity and like rated our stuff.

If you didn't pay for them, then they would show up on channel two or something, but they would be really fuzzy and you'd have to look into through the myths and try and see nudity. That's a kid, that's what you do. That's what you do. That's the beginning of American pie. You've never seen that. Man, that's a real thing.

When I was walking around downtown SF this weekend, I had a realization that we are totally in the fucking future. It was just a weird sensory experience, but an electric car drove by and it was like a sort of noise. And there's these huge fucking light panel displays that were like giant television screens with advertisements. And then there's like a couple of other things that happened that like 10 years ago, you know, what, 17, 18 year old Blaine would have been like,

what the fuck is this? Like this is some sci-fi shit. But it's, I think it's just happened so gradually that we haven't really realized it, but like. I have a question. I completely agree with you on that. We're launching a space car to the Mars. I mean, every time I talk to my Alexa, I'm going away.

I tell her to turn on my lights and I always sit there like, I can't fucking believe I'm here. Your Alexa turns on your lights? Oh yeah, you can hook them up to your shoe lights. You get colored lights. It's amazing. I just got hue bulbs. I'm about to just celebrate.

Yeah, they're awesome. I just started talking the other day, just telling me shit. I'm just talking like bragging about knowledge. Some shut up. I know everything. And human conscious. I was like,

I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, we making AIs that are very intelligent. Why are we making AIs that are like beefing with Chrissy Teigen? Like I don't like that. Why are we making this? We're making fucking Skynet and nobody has a problem with it. Just what are you on about?

He's actually a problem. Yeah, you're on about, I got a big fucking problem. Stephen Hawking. Why do we care? What do we do that? Stephen Hawking hates it. You're in good company there. Very smart, man.

I read a fucking article the other day, a fucking article, mind you. And it was like something about, I wasn't the UN, I can't remember what it was, but it was basically like, Russia is going to ignore any sort of regulations to make autonomous killing robots. So basically like we have drones, but the drones can be controlled and then they can also like, you know, they can augment

a person's ability, the pilot's ability, but at the end of be controlled, and then they can also, they can augment a person's ability, the pilot's ability, but at the end of the day, it requires a trigger pull from a human being, but rushes like, now we're gonna make some killing. And that's where it will start. Yeah, right there. They got a robot they can do back flips now. Do you see that?

I have to. Yeah, and into the world, bro. Yeah, I can even do a back flip. Just look at the Olympics. Hey, let's do one now, Chris's terrifying. Into the world, bro. Yeah, I can't even do a back flip. Just look at the Olympics. Hey, let's do one now, Chris. Yeah, yeah, come on, audience, let's cheer on Chris. Where's the left? That was the left.

Come on, now it's still wrong, it's the wrong queue. Is there like, that was the right one, but it's too late now. Is there like a build? That is crazy, though, and I always hate those articles because the scientists are like, we're making so many improvements in advance. It's like I'm stopping. Stop. Yeah. You're gonna kill us all. Yeah. That's why you gotta go sit in the park more. Just enjoy life. All these shits about to end in a few years. Anyways, we're all fucked.

Look at that. That's looking robot. Robot? That's what they call it. I have to call it robot because Twilight Zone, that's what they call robots. They're just like, it's a damn robot. So, give me those cigarettes for my health. Yeah. Robots? The doctor prescribed these robots. Well, like, think about it like this.

Like, if they actually do happen, like, they could all come for us. Like, they would download the entire world's information, right? And they would listen to this podcast and they would show up at my fucking house and say, because they know that you're putting it in the water. He's the one. He's the one that hates us and they they don't let the drunk driver get away. Or they'd like to hang out, be hanging out the putt putt place. Yeah, they don't like the mystery and all your weird requests.

They would use them against you. Yeah, absolutely. Like you spoke badly to Alexa. She's my girlfriend. Oh man. Do everything that'll happen like with the box. How about you turn the lights on? Like in the future, as far as like they would like somebody who'd

hack me like, here's a student's porn history. And if you saw it, like, that would definitely sway votes. Maybe four in against. I mean, I've seen some weird shit. I don't think, well, unless it's like some like weird kiddie porn or something like that. Well, I mean, we, yeah, obviously. Fuck that guy.

But yeah, I mean, like, you know, I got some weird porn habits. So, you know, so whatever, you two each third on're like, suppose. What Blaine's saying is that he can't run for office, because the bad happens. They'll be happy for you. We learned a lot about what you didn't say that. Open your hearts, guys, come on.

Yeah. So yeah, technology's bad. Laptops are bad. Check your girls' butt butt. They do push that a lot though. They're like, internet 2.00 when they always use that one example. That's like your refrigerator will know when you're out of milk and we'll tell you. You know that would just turn into like shut up.

I know I'm out of milk. Damn it. I'm lactose intolerant. The 15th time in row. Damn it. I uh, I used Alexa. Oh, sorry. If you guys have a, uh, an Amazon echo at your house, because we keep acting. Oh, right. That's right. Um, but there was this one time where I was coming home

from picking up some groceries and it was like late at night. And I think we had to get something in my girlfriend was taking a nap. So on Spotify, you can control the music that's playing in your house. So I thought it would be really fucking funny if I got to my apartment door, put my key in really quietly, and then played John Cena's theme song, and then as soon as it started, bust in, and then like have like a wrestling intro for my girlfriend, and like, you know, like make her laugh and stuff like that. I did that. So it's like, and I bust in and I'm like, oh, like acting like a dumbass. And my girlfriend's literally streaming, like bloody murder.

And I was like, and go off, and I turn the lights on. And I was like, what's wrong? And she was like, she was like a four. She had a ghost experience that, like, that went simultaneous. I she had a ghost experience that like that went simultaneously as John Cena. She's like, she was like, this is really weird timing. But I like felt something in the room and I swear to God, the temperature of the room got super fucking cold. It was so cold.

And I feel like I couldn't move my body. I think she had like sleep paralysis. And then you come in with your fucking music and I was like, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. So like a lot of thought she was gonna die. That's when you just leave that note you were talking about. Yeah. To be like, hey, it wasn't me. It was the solid wrestling. You do get power to ghosts if you believe in them. Like if you refuse to believe in ghosts, I feel like you just, you'll never see one. I literally, I remember one night where, so the old apartment that Aaron currently lives in, that I used to live in, I've since moved out,

was haunted. It was built in 66, no fucking way that people haven't died there. And I used to remember waking up at night, and I'd feel like there'd be like a cop in my room. And I'd be, I'd act totally normal. There's a police officer just doing his duty. Then there'd be a construction worker. Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait room. And I'd be, I'd act totally normal, there's a police officer just doing his duty. Then there'd be a construction worker. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, and then I would be like kind of in this days where I would think that someone was in the room, but I wouldn't act in a way that it freaked me out.

Like, he was just kind of like a normal thing. And then I'd wake up, wake up, and then I'd realize how fucking weird it was, but it was such a real visceral experience that I, I don't know, I couldn't explain it. It happens so many times that that apartment has had not happened since. But I do remember one night where I thought

there was like a ghostly like presence. So I played the ghost buzzer's name song, and then I was like, hey, I chuckled myself to sleep. It's probably the same. And someone who like, doesn't really believe in ghosts, I don't ever have those experiences. So how does that happen? Well, maybe, go going back to Tyler's point,

maybe that's what I'm saying is like, I've never had an experience like that in my life. I like to entertain them, that next to terrestrials, because it's just fun. Yeah, I believe in like the idea of intelligent life outside. Oh, there's definitely. See that thing that the guy that worked for the Department of Defense for 10 years, he was like running in or something.

They came out and were like, yeah, UFOs are real. Yeah. How can they not be real? I think it would be either if aliens are not real. That would be more shocking. Yeah, the fight about something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go for what? Oh, like fight about something. So, I'm saying, yeah, go for what? Oh, like the voice recordings in check.

No, no, there's like, yeah, some video in senior, I don't know, like aliens exist. I really hope we get to meet them in our lifetime. Either way, that'd be really cool. If they come to destroy us, whatever, you know, don't have to pay taxes. If they're friendly, then, you know, we know there's a, you know, other life out there.

I think that, like, and I've read a bunch of stuff on it and stuff. Don't have to fit taxes, major benefit for the planet becoming extinct. There's a lot of benefits to just dying. Like you don't have to deal with shit anymore. It's true. There was one time where it was like a weekend

where my friend and I got like super deep into alien conspiracy theories and stuff like that. And it got to the point where we got so freaked out and we were learning about these people that were theorists who got killed mysteriously, that we were just like, we're gonna stop doing this because our internet search history is like really kind of sketch. We were younger and stupider. But I do remember though that the there's this big argument that the government would never tell us because it would just

like totally break the human spirit. Like our religions are based off of us being like the center of the galaxy and the universe. So for us to know that there's other, you know, beings, they would just cripple people and out of fear and shit. It would cripple some people. I know. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm No, no, no, it can't be the sun back in the day. But it's, you know, sun's cool. So to the ghost thing, what? I have a question. This is, I've always wondered about this

because there's basically only two options you have. When you die, you can be buried or you can be cremated, right? I mean, yeah. What do you have? Two options. I've always wondered, those are the main two. What are your other options, Chris? Long shot of your cannon.

You could get us on the boat. Yeah, you could, or you could get like donated science. Oh, you could get like, send into space or something? Yeah, why not? I mean. You could get us on the boat. Yeah, you could, or you could get like donated science. Oh, you can get like sent into space or something? Yeah. Why not? You could get us on a bit lot and you could drop in the ocean. I'm sure there's an option to be like processed as like for animal feed or something.

You can made it to diamonds and trees. I wanna be put into peanut butter. Well, here's the thing, my question is that, is there a right way to do it? And I wonder if ghosts exist because you don't do it the right way. Like if you get cremated, do you become a ghost because you didn't give your body back to the earth?

Or if you do get buried, then do you come to ghost because you didn't get destroyed? I think it's by the earth, because you're talking about, I'm just talking about, if you get buried, did you make the wrong choice? Well, I think it's you, you just don't make me make sure that your dead body doesn't get wrapped up in a white bed. Yeah. Got it time. Yeah. That was tight. Thanks, bro.

It sounds terrible to be a ghost. It'd be terrible. I mean, maybe, depends on what's the alternative, like you could roam the earth. You like to pay taxes? Just with this shit happening and you can like, you might not see aliens in your time, but you could be around for millennium and, you know, like see aliens and another. You can't probably, you can't, probably can't jerk off and you probably can't drink beer. I don't know what you can do if you're a ghost. You're just walking around. Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's dumb. I thought you were the guy that really liked to observe. So that would be the perfect way.

The people watching me, great. But you know, watching online, what's up with me? Pretty boring after a while, right? You don't know that he couldn't do us what act the plasm is dude Oh, it's ghost sperm. It's ghost firm. Yeah, why not? I was supposed to go all up all up stuff all the slime. I mean it makes sense to me Okay, well, you know if you can jerk off then maybe I'll be a ghost that'd be okay, okay? Okay, I won't watch people jerk off at the same time I'm gonna go to my ghost area.

I'm gonna be around. You wouldn't go to like fucking Sandra Bullock. You'd leave a note. I'd be a ghost guy. Leave a ghost note. I'd be like, oh, I just noticed that there was another ghost here, so I'm just here watching and jerking off just to make sure that, you know, just in case he comes back, I scare him off.

I beat him off, wait, like, I mean, I scared him away. A little. Oh my gosh. That'd be just my nightmare right there. I always wondered that. I've always, every funeral I've ever been to, I've always wondered that, you know, like when they're putting the flowers on the casket, like, what is, what is going to end up happening in that person? I never know.

That's why you got to hold your loved ones close and you just got to enjoy this life as much as you can. You have to love as hard as you can and Valentine's Day is coming up. Oh, God. That's where it was coming from. Okay. Speaking of flowers. happening in that person. I never know. That's why you gotta hold your loved ones close. And you just gotta enjoy this life as much as you can. You have to love as hard as you can and Valentine's Day is coming up.

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your go from for Valentine's Day? I guess you might listen should probably. You always get. Can you say what you're getting your go from for Valentine's Day? I guess you might listen to podcasts. You probably got to listen to those podcasts. Do you get Valentine's I guess? Man, it's one of those things. We're like, we're like, now we don't do Valentine's. Yeah, we don't do Valentine's. And then she was like, Hey, I just got your gift. And it's like, we do do Valentine's. And then she's's like you don't have to give me a gift It's that that's a fucking trap by the way it is And I'm gonna get her something silly off of Amazon like a Batman action figure She's fucking loads Batman. She loves action figures, but like he had just I don't know whatever

It's like you're it's like a weird thing where you're both betting that the other person isn't gonna do it But then you have to do it. She's a case the other person does it. Yeah How many felt how long has been together? Two years. Two years has only been a two Valentine's days? Yeah. I get it. No, this would be the...

I guess this will be the second one. Yeah, because you're like, we always do this on Valentine's days. You're just talking about last year. Oh, sure. No, it's like, I mean, there's another example. I can chase down a lot of truths here. Yeah, shit.

You should just make a record. I always make cards, little stick figures, make the boobs on them and then just say, like, I like hanging out with you. I think. Because Valentine's Day is a fucking scam. You say after losing an athlete's injury for it. As far as restaurants go, not pro flowers,

that comes, definitely get those. Because those are good gifts. Good save. But as far as restaurants go, they always have like the set menus that are like 150 bucks. Yeah. And you can't change that. I remember blowing like it's fixed $200 some dollars on our first date because it's on a happy to be on Valentine's day. Oh, that's really good. So remember we're going to go get coffee on like the 15th but like we had hung out, we like happened running into each other in downtown

And we're having such a great night that was like, you know, this is kind of weird But like you would just go out for Valentine's Day like fuck it like I'm having a good time tonight She was like yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Let's do that and then I ended up just blowing so much money and that really You went from the cheapest date, which is coffee. Yeah, we're like a walk in the park or something and to the most expensive, which is Valentine's full What'd you do what'd you do? What'd you do? Oh, what is that? I think that we're your buddy. It's a fancy restaurant downtown. I was like butter pocket knife Swiss Satic Yeah, not great

What do you guys think of did you catch any of the trailers? I like I feel're gonna talk about. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, let's talk about Star Wars. Yeah, I like Solo. I like the look of it. I like it. I think it looks good. I'm excited to see it. I think that, you know, I think playing Han Solo is the hardest role just about anyone has ever stepped into.

That being said, this guy is getting Alden, AirLic or whatever, is getting so much fucking hate. And I feel so bad for him because who wouldn't want to play Han Solo? Well, and who's not going to get hate? You're going to have to see it. It's kind of like if anybody, like when Jared Leto played the Joker, like you're going to always

have that backlash. Well, it just sucks because like I'm sure he's going to do his best, but it's just like, you don't have to like backmark with like, you know, with Lando, right? Mm-hmm. You know, Donald Glover, like he's, I don't, so like like like you know with land though, right? Mm-hmm. You know Donald Glover like he's I don't So that's a fantastic cast. Oh, yeah, I love Donald Glover. Yeah, so I'm saying that's what I'm saying like I know Billy D Williams will put it that way

I think you might be better Do you hear Billy D Williams? Way better than childish Gambino Yeah, it's on the show is better than I'm just gonna sing about call 44 Shit, I mean what didn't are you saying it's bad casting or do you think he You had a song show? It's better than I just get it. You just think about call 44. Shit. I mean, what, didn't, are you saying it's bad casting? Or do you think he's just got his face

up against the wall? I think, I don't know. I haven't seen the movie, so I'm not gonna say it's bad casting it. I think it's a very tough role to step into. It's like, not only is this, one of the most iconic, most famous charming actors in movie history, it's also one of the most famous roles.

And what I think makes it harder is he's playing it and it's not that much different age-wise. Well, I did the math, I think a difference of, where he is now age-wise and where Harrison Ford was when he played solo, It's seven years apart. Yeah, which is why is the running. The young fucking pristine. Well seven years a long time.

But seven, seven, seven years for the Falcon to look like dog shit from pristine. Like perfect. Like my car doesn't look like that bad after seven years. Maybe he gets into some shit. It looks like he's going to. Well, yeah, we'll find out. And so is it. What do you hear?

Listen Falcon to begin with? Well, I think it's it's Kira's going to. Well, yeah, we'll find out. So is it Woody Haleson's Falcon to begin with? Yeah. Well, I think it's Kira's or whatever. It's supposed to be like the theories that it's a million clerks. I mean, it's originally the landows. That's canon that it's a landows Falcon before it's ever on solos. I love everybody else in the movie.

It looks great. I love the pacing. I wonder though, because they've had some trouble. Correct me if I'm wrong with kind of wrapping this thing up, because didn't run Howard have to jump in. Yeah, because that's off directly. So Lord and Miller, I think that's a pretty good look. Like people, it's so subjective

because people are like, he looks nothing like him, but I think he's, I mean, it's not that he doesn't look like him. I think it's more about his like inflection that doesn't sound like him. Oh, you know, Harrison Ford's like a, well, don't do that, you know, kind of Oh, you know Harrison Ford's like a charming. Well don't do that. You know kind of a that new guy scruffy looking Nerf

Ordor yeah Oh dude, that's gonna look great. That's some solid casting. That's so good. Probably D so classic. I know right which by the way I think it's late enough in the game now And I I'm really shared my stores lost your opinions, but I'm not gonna go too deep into that. It pisses me off because people, you either have to love it or hate it these days. And I feel like I was like super neutral on it. I was like, yeah, it's just a fine film.

It was fun. I'm glad you brought that up. There's nothing like that in this country we live in or all over the world. It's hyperbole every single time. Like everybody's always exclaiming, oh my God, that movie, call me by your name, greatest movie, moonlight greatest movie. Lot. Can it just be a good movie? And something just be you enjoyed it. It was very good. Why does it have to be the best or the worst? Yeah. I can really agree. Good movie.

Do you guys see Briggs be bare? No. No. I think that was awesome. We're gonna get in good way. We're gonna talk to you about padding. A lot the second. But no, last Jedi though, I was totally fine with it. Kanto bites sucked, but it did piss me off. Something that really pissed me off was at the end when they're like, yeah, nobody responded to the call. Like no one wanted to save the rebellion. Lando would have saved the rebellion. Why didn't fucking Lando answer the call at the end out of that boat?

The only thing that I'll take away from the movie is as Luke drinking Titi milk. Oh, that was weird. How is it? That blew my mind. Like that was amazing. Like in a good way. Like, like, I didn't know how to fill out to that. I was like, this is what this movie will be forever. Is that an Adam drivers brick shit house body? And then the fish ladies, the nuns. They were great. I love them. But yeah, doubling back though, solo. I'm, I'm optimistic. I'm optimistic. I think I'll be okay. I'm optimistic. What about a good? He's competent.

What? Run Howard. He's a perfectly competent director. Yeah. It's, yeah, it's good, really good, really good. I think he's a very, he's a very, he's a very, he's a safe choice. He's like, they're like, he, he'll know how to make a movie. Right. Is there any interest in talking about the Avengers trailer? There's a kind of like reaction shot the trailer. 30 seconds of people going, yeah, basically. Yeah, basically. Yeah, I think that's a really good thing.

Yeah, I think that's a really good thing. Yeah, I think that's a really good thing. Yeah, I think that's a really good thing. Yeah, I think that's a really good thing. Yeah, I think that's a really good thing. is like they're like, he'll know how to make a movie, right? Is there any interest in talking about the Avengers trailer? Or is it kind of like a reaction shot to trailer? 30 seconds and just keep going. What about Jurassic Park though? Is there any interest in that?

No. That looks so scary. I was more excited by the Jeff Goldblum Jeep commercial than I was a trailer. Yeah, that commercial will probably be better than the movie. Absolutely. Is there anything else that came out?

Fish and Impauler, who's the father of the trailer for it? Dope is hell. I'm gonna shave my mustache because of Henry Cavill. probably be better than the movie. Absolutely. Was there anything else that came out? The shooting collar. Whole, whole, whole, whole. I have this in trailer for it. Dope is hell. I'm gonna shave my mustache because of Henry Caville. Like I'm gonna get it back because of Henry Caville. Yeah. Get a mustache. Is that what it is?

Would it will I will also? I don't know, I feel like you're always looking for an excuse to wear a mustache. You can just have a mustache. Yeah, it's just true. You always are like, well, I gotta keep the mustache because I was in this thing that we shot like a week ago, and we might do a pick up, so I gotta keep the mustache.

Like, but anyway, just get rid of the mustache. I just like have the mustache as though. Dude, I love you. You're like one of my favorite people. You got a heart of gold. You're the best. I hope you get all the happiness in your way. You look like a goddamn pedophile

when you had that stash going. It didn't look good. I love you, but it didn't look good. It didn't look good. You should go for one, I think, one day. You don't go for one? I don't want to look like I have less children. That's the exact opposite. I mean, you know, there's a lot of gentlemen

that have had most stashes, Sam Elliott. There's very, Tom Selling, that Tom Selling, like that time is done. The dick dusters have done. That age is over. What else? I mean, the people look cool with that. You know what the queen the guy from queen Freddie Mercury and I think I think the bigger and busier yeah, mustaches the less like a

pedophile you look. I think if you have strife accompanying it. Yeah, see, okay, that's a bad shot. That's from the sugar point seven video. That's so that's a weird shot. It's a nice. It's a mustache line. That's a decent shot. Come on guys. He's mustache, Blaine. That's a decent mustache. But it's not like a Tom's that like big bushy mustache. Yeah, that's true. And that puts it.

Yeah, yeah, like a big happy, smiley bushy mustache. I'm working on it. All right. But you look so good right now. I've only recently got these fillers. Yeah. That is a big difference of like six to eight. How old are you?

What do you mean in 27? 27. You mean you just got the ability to grow it? To grow these. Yeah. You unlocked that. How did you do that? How did you do it?

It's just, it just happened like my, your body, your hair locked something. Just decided to start doing it, I guess. How did you, are you having a hard time growing your hair out? No, I mean, I'm just like, I've never had like quite, you know, the full beard that I, I don't know if you can tell. Yeah, it's kind of, it's a little bit all over the place, but you could be, you could do the very like, like, slum, a, like, mustache go to,

but it's like the sides here. Yeah, it's interesting. You could do like a Johnny Depp parts in the care. Yeah, definitely, definitely. You could, you could do it that way. Chester, I guess, yeah. Did your balls help? Oh, I got Chester. There's nothing there, Chris. Chester, I guess. Yeah. Your ball is hell. Oh, I got Chester.

There's nothing there Chris. Yeah, it's there. Yeah, close up on this. There's nothing. Can we really, can we really, that would be awesome. I think the crew left like an hour ago. They were like, fuck this podcast. Yeah, we're all ghost. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no don't get a camera on you now. Well, there is no chest here.

Manual zoom. We're just gonna like I don't want to do nothing there. What's your favorite one? Which one is your favorite one? Well, I used to in college. I only had one chest here. I've since gotten quite a few more, but but yeah, I just had the one chest there. And so I named him him Chester Wow, you've never heard that before. Yeah, why do I know that story? That's great I want to go watch mission possible now That's not what it's not out yet You know first crazy as he is Tom cruise is pretty damn good actor and I love that he does zone stunts Dude, did you see parts not did you see the shot where he broke his ankle? No, what in this trailer?

Like so I think he was on, uh, he was on one of those, uh, late nine talk shows. And they brought the raw footage of him doing a stunt and he broke his ankle. Was it the jumping against a cliff? It was hit him jumping against a building and they used the shot in the movie. He did the take and it was fucking great too because he fucking breaks it and you see it in his face. He's on the edge of the building and he just goes, ah, climbs up and finishes running, but in his logic in that snap moment was like, I don't want to have to do this again. So I'm just going to run out of frame to make sure they get the fucking shot.

It was like into it straight into a risky business slide. Yeah. That was amazing Jesus I think they use that in the trailer. There is a cut of like the that jump I think risky business. Oh no, I'm wrong. Oh No, that's I mean, that's the shot. She's from a different angle. But yeah, he oh fucking nails it So what is it was he jumping onto the building? He was jumping from one rooftop to another and So what is it was he jumping onto the building? He was jumping from one rooftop to another. And basically, when he was going out,

I don't know if you guys have a weird profile white shot or something, but pretend that this is the edge of the building. He went like this and it just like, we, in this way, like his is, and yeah, fuck to shit up. Did he really need that jump? I feel like you could take cuts

out of every mission impossible movie to make a new one and you wouldn't know. Well, that's, man, that's a great thing though, is they're always like adding set pieces. Like mission possible to become the new James Bond because they do everything so fucking practical. Like the last one was that cool ass airplane climbing

down the side of the airplane. And it looks like on this one, they're gonna do some crazy helicopter shit. Ghost Protocol was a pretty crappy movie, am I right? Ghost Protocol, was that the most recent one? I remember being pretty good. I think I get them confused, but I like that one a lot. Ghost Protocol, was that the one where he was climbing the tower?

That was the one that was in Dubai. Yeah, I like that. Ghost Protocol, which I like was the terrible movie. So it was when it really turned out. That was three. That was three. Ghost Protocol I like was the terrible thing. So the thing we're hoping was when it really turned around. That was three. That was three. That was three. Ghost photo elsewhere.

Three. And then like, two of the bad one, right? Two was the shit one. Was that the dream face thing that I can remember? Well, they all had the face thing. Well, you know the facing, but no, it was like. Two was the one where two dudes are riding any other motorcycles.

They jump off of their motorcycles and they shoot at each other in air and then collide with each other. That was that one. Yeah, and then there's Dubs. And there's Dubs. That's where that came from. Yeah, I said John. Did you direct it?

Yeah, I think so. Somebody really artistic. Yeah, no, I thought the like, mission possible is knocking out of the park since three, I think. They kind of have this like, they have this fan base too. It's almost like fast and furious Or it's like you're gonna go fucking see it. I don't know. I don't feel bad watching mission possible I think they're genuinely I love the various I feel like I'm like Like I'm curious the transformers to me now. Yeah, I haven't seen transformers since transformers two

I hadn't seen any of the fast and Furious, but I was on a plane for 5. Fast 5. Okay. What do you mean you were on a plane for 5? I was on it. Fast 5. When it was like, it was not playing while you were on a plane. Yeah.

And I really liked it. I thought it was good. You might like the other ones. I think I might check them out. You should check them out. That was the one whenever they, whenever what's's this, when they're really died, right? Bro, they all blend together. I mean, I guess seven.

We're saying that in Mission Impossible, we can't just like for the difference. Except there was a Tokyo drift one with that dude who played quarterback, Jake Winshaw, and Friday night lights the movie, not to show. That one was some next level shit. I can't remember if I liked it. I think it was pretty shit.

It was pretty bad. Yeah can't remember if I liked it. I think it was pretty shate. It was pretty bad. Yeah, it's what I remember. But it's great too, because in the timeline, in the canon, it was supposed to take place after five or something like that, or four or five. So because basically there's this character that appears in that one,

and he takes hiatus and goes to Japan, and then he ends up dying in that movie, but he appeared in all the other movies until five But for some reason in Japan, I guess they're racing these like 20-year-old cars that are fucking shitty I get messed with the whole like you know, I don't know Yeah, apparently I was in they they had Tokyo drifts like go Toe Boy appear in the most recent Fast and Furious movies, and he's just terrible. That's what I heard. He's not the best anyways.

I don't want him just, like, I can't act, but like, he's not good. Well, not, I can't act. That's okay. Chris, can you act? Todd? No. So, so, I can act in characters, not myself.

Hmm. I am. Same. not myself. Mm. Right. Same. What's the question? No, I'm just thinking about like replacing people

who die in movies. Oh, like the Kevin Spacey. Huh? Sorry. I mean, he did die. He didn't die, but he did some... Well, are they CGIing him out of the movie? Yeah, Plumber. Yeah, they're from? Yeah, yeah, I know they replace him and I thought they're reshooting scenes. Yeah, so

You know, but are they CGIing him and replacing them in another actor? Are they reshooting the movie both they yeah they did both huh? So why are you asked you ask them because Carrie? Yeah, yeah, like that kind of stuff. I mean, I think they're gonna like write her out. I think so too. I think that that was like the plan, which sucks because if you think about it, the Force Awakens was Han Solo's movie.

The last Jedi was Luke Skywalker's and the ninth one would have probably been Carrie's. Yeah, who he is. But now we won't know how that ends. If you were in the middle of the shoot and then you died, what would you want to happen? Would you want to be a written out of it? $1,000, but shoot. B.

So, B replaced with another actor and reshot or C CGI'd. It depends on not CGI. You don't want to be CGI. It depends on... Like, what if I was like, I will do it. I'll be your body and then they will CGI your face onto me. That would be so creepy. It's depending on what the person...

They do it on Snapchat, dude. It's not that hot. Well, no, so like, if it was like a comedy movie, like a really ridiculous wacky comedy movie, then I would want them to replace me with someone that looks nothing like me. And then for that character to come on and be like, oh, hey, I just went to the bathroom. I'm back guys, and everyone's like, oh, it's playing.

Oh, yeah, he died. Oh, okay, we got that. Like, yeah, yeah. He ledger's last movie. What was yeah, he died. Okay, go with the movie. Yeah, I guess. He had Ledger's last movie. What was that? The Mr. Emporium's, whatever the Terry Gilroy film. Oh, they just had different actors coming. There's like three different people played him.

Yeah, that would be kind of cool. I think that'd be funny. There's a different Blaine every time. Like, oh, it's Blaine. So that's what you wanted it. You want to just, what if it's a recast, but still using the, and who would you like to play you?

Have played. Colton Dunn. Colton Dunn. I don't know what caliber of actor you talking about. Just a recast but still using me and who would you like to play you have played hold and done hold and fun I don't know what caliber of actor you talking about you pick anyone you want anyone you want oh Man, it would have to be somebody like yeah like the rock like someone just cool Well, we're not gonna get the right well. No, I'm not saying anywhere comparable to the rock I'm saying it would be funny because it's just like a stark difference. Well then they'd be like, who's this shitty actor? That's the, the, the character for the first half. You want someone worse than you. So they can be like, God, it really shows the length of the game. Yeah. Yeah. Long talk shit.

Oh, it's good. Um, is that a left track? Was that a left track? I think I was. Do we have the John Cena thing? Can you all get that before the show's done I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think

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if an actor died on one of my shoots and we had spent so much time working with him and they were in a bunch of footage already, I wouldn't want to just throw that away to be terrible. Yeah, because the one that did that in Star Wars with the Humay Fah, Winn-Nuddi, that guy, when they- Grandma Thargan?

Yes. Peter Cushing. Yeah, and they replaced him as like, all of a sudden it's like polar express. Like that guy is a polar in the polar express. Well, he didn't die at all. All the polar, the polar. No, he's just like Super-O.

Well, no, yeah, Cushing died in like the 90s, I think. Yeah, he's, but they, I don't think they quite have the technology to do it, right? Yeah, I think with Cushing, they probably should have just, they should know what they do with Han Solo, which is just cast a completely different guy that looks similar, like I think I would have gotten it. Or they could have just replayed it in the reflection, you know.

Cause like when he walks up to him, you see him standing out, like looking at the Death Star and you see his reflection and that like suffice. And then he says, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah deal with my shit afterwards. I don't have to deal with anything. I'm like, wherever the next plane of existence, so as far as it comes with a movie, have like 20 different people. Do a soprano Sunday. You'll be in your ghost mask,

whenever I did die, like whatever scene we're on. If it's like 20 movies, the movie is over at 20 minutes. That'd be hilarious. I don't want to be replaced like Roger Rabbit style, with just like a cartoon character. Yeah, just full on, replace me with a bug's bunny or something.

Or a cartoon version of yourself, like never address it. It's me, town. Yeah, something that is never addressed, that would be the way to go. Like whether, yeah, it's animated or like another actor, like you'd never address it, anything. Or a claimation.

Here's a morbid thought. And it's very gross, but at the same time, say I were to die it wouldn't fucking matter because I'm dead. Have you ever considered your legacy and like you know maybe something that you say on social media or a video that you appear in that's the last thing that you did and it's like we know people will listen back and be like oh wow like this like we all die in a horrible accident right after this podcast.

And this is our last will and testament. That's yeah. See, and I'm kind of like cringing thinking about that, but if I died, didn't fucking matter, because I'm dead. So whatever. Yeah, but like, but like, they're a lot, you know, this is not the way I want to go out.

Talking about soft scrotums that the video podcast like just started. Could be worse, Chris. It could be worse, Chris. It could be worse. At least I didn't, you know, I was gonna make a big entirely. No, but no, I liked it because I was gonna give myself a big so you go first. No, no, you go. Okay, like I mean the internet's forever and like, you know, people are gonna love you,

you're gonna hate you no matter what, you don't get to dictate that. And you do get to dictate the things you say sometimes and then you just come out and like, there's something around there, you know, floating around like, I can suck my own dick. That's on there forever. Yeah. My get to dictate that. And you do get to dictate the things you say sometimes and then it just come out. So like, there's something around there, you know, floating around like, I can suck my own dick. That's on there forever. My mom can see that. Wait, wait, are you saying, are you saying you can?

I said that on an episode of Always Open and that. But can you suck your own dick? Yeah, I can, but that's an internet forever right there. So like, that would be my, have me on my tombstone. Well, it needs to happen though, as you actually need a post-video of you on the internet, of you sucking your head.

Well, no, and that's how I do it. And that's how I could die is by that. Sucking your own jokey on. Choking on my dick. Sure, sure. And then be like Tyler, you know, die the way he lives. Sucking on my dick. Sucking on my dick.

How would you have that phrase on your exact phrase on your tombstone? The dude loved dick man. He loved dick man. He could suck his own dick. Can you? And then that would be it. It would be a challenge to be a goner, be like national treasure.

Like I'll lead you through the steps on how to do it. Like Nick Cage can like, you know, bust into the, we're going to stick him a loyal band of pants. We're going to suck our dick. I got to get this like every president can suck their dick, you know. So anyways, I bet Lincoln couldn't suck his dick. He's tall man. Yeah, somebody else sucking his dick too.

You know, he was gay. Doesn't really matter. He freed the slaves. Lincoln? Yeah. How was the... Apparently he was gay with a guy. Well, I mean, that sounds terrible.

Man, I'm, that's not still my pretty reputable man. I'm paraphrasing. It was in the time of his life when this happened. I was just sourcing that great story. Look it up internet. Yeah, snopes. Cause it's probably fake. No, I think it was actually true.

And it doesn't matter. And it doesn't matter. No, it doesn't give a shit. It can. It actually be pretty. And again, to your point, I don't give a fucking people know that like if I'm dead, I'm dead. It doesn't really matter And it doesn't matter. It gives, I don't give a shit, you can. That would actually be pretty. And again, to your point, I don't give a fuck if people know that, like if I'm dead, I'm dead, it doesn't really matter to me.

But it would kind of be unfortunate to. Is there anything that you wouldn't want happened to your corpse? I mean, I wouldn't want it to get like, fucked by a dog or something. Well, I'm just, but yeah. There's a lot of things that I don't want to have. I do not want to be a good guy.

But what is happening right now? What is this? Why is Chris's head on my body? Like Blaine. Blaine. Blaine, you're going to the gym today. Hey, Blaine, how many reps you're getting in? Uh, five, six.

Why stop it? I don't know so many. Chris, how do you drive a car? Show us how you drive a car. Wow, this is, it's gone now. Oh, were you still looking at that? I was Oh, wow. They did it on the light shot. They even put planes hat on me. Oh, that's

fucking amazing. That's great. Wait, what were you saying about bodies? Oh, yeah, yes, there's anything. So say, say you die. Okay. What did you say a dog humping your body? There's a lot of things that don't want to happen to my dead. What like what? Well, I guess it doesn't matter, it looks like it'd be dead. Yeah, but okay, and say this, everything that desecrates your body, your family gets money. Oh, well then free for all, fuck it, whatever you want to do,

man, just pay my, pay my family. I just don't want anything that's gonna like super bear some, I guess. No, but that, it'll be embarrassing things. Oh, well then if they're getting money, then you know, it's just like whatever whatever they're comfortable with I Guess I know. Oh, just go to town on me find a pitta, you know, necrophilia X and just have have with it I bet Tyler go put me in the ghost masturbation No, his body's been

Wow, you can create your own holes every it'd be like great white sharks feeding on a dead whale. Oh, so. But if my family's gonna be better off, then yeah. Right. Then I'm gonna do you. I love people fuck my body everywhere. That would be fine as long as my mom and dad are okay. This is a morbid cup of vodka.

Yeah, I'm not cool with any of that. Yeah. I wouldn't really matter. Put me in peanut butter. Pea, that's all. Stupid fat, dullin' down on my pee. Pea part of our crunchy peep. I wouldn't, I wouldn't want to be a cada in peanut butter. I don't want. Just double in fat, double in down on my pee. Part of our crunchy pee. I wouldn't want to be a cadaver.

I think that kind of sucks. Realistically, I don't know if I'd want to be that. I do want to get my organs, but that's not the same thing, right? Like you'd have to donate your body to science, correct? All right. Or an organ donor that just takes your organs. Right?

Yeah. Organisms. What about life? You ready? Let's talk about life? You know what I mean? Just talk about life for a second. Life. How do you want to live? Chris, I want to drink Star Wars.

You want to drink Star Wars? Yeah. That's actually kind of like a private thing we don't really like to talk about too much, but yeah, that's like my ultimate life goal. Why not? That's a badass goal. Why would you use Star Wars? Because if I don't live up to it, then that's like, oh. No, it doesn't because the journeys have to fun. Yeah, if a hack like Ron Howard can get the gig,

surely you would have put your computer in. I'd have put your computer in. You'd have a good record. Wait, can I call you out, Blaine? I'm gonna call you out. Okay. This morning, we were talking about Hansel movie. And then, and you were like, well, you know,

it's like it was a risk for that. Who is that director, Ron Howard? And then I was like, I think he's okay. He's like, yeah, but it's still a big risk for him. I'm like, I don't think he's worried about me. I don't know, let me see. And you looked up as I'm giving you, he's like, okay, yeah, yeah. That's a lot of a category.

For Austin, I'm an A. Okay, yeah, you're right, he's good. Yeah. This is true. Did you not know who Ron Howard was? I know, I absolutely did. Okay, yeah. I mean,. He's good. Yeah. This is true. Did you not know who Ron Howard was? Oh, no, I absolutely did. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I used to watch him and...

You just double checking. Whatever. Happy day. Happy day. No, we're just dead to the top. What was it? Mayberry. Opie. Opie. He was Opie.

Yeah. I don't think he was Opie. Yeah, he was Opie. Was he Opie? He was Opie. Who's Don Notz? Don Notz. He was Opie. He was Opie with who's Don not Donuts he was the other he was like playing stuff or whatever. Don't I played himself. It was Andy Griffiths Fuckin millenials

Yeah, right and happy days and happy days. Happy days. Yeah, okay That's great up all the 13 He's been in space before he knows I don't handle it. He's been there. Yeah real space. Yeah, Apollo 13. Yeah, he's been in space before he knows it. He's been there. Yeah, real space. Yeah. Cool. What would you do? Yeah, way prouder of that.

You said, I thought that's a good one. I don't know how many goals like that. Yeah, I don't know. That's what I wanted. I actually I have talked about this before, because I don't want to go down that path, because it'll go back to death, so we're not going to talk about it. You know what?

I think it's cool, because you have any haters on that and like that's stupid. You'll never get that. They're just jealous that you even like dreamt of it and that you're going for it. So fuck them. I think it's great. Well, thanks. Where do you guys go? So what do you want to do?

Okay, cool. I don't know what Star Wars that would direct though. Like what do you like to pick the least known Star Wars character? You have to make a movie about him. I could make a pretty badass Dengar movie, you know? Where's the one's at? He's the bounty hunter that looks like he's wrapped in toilet paper. His tail's in the bounty hunter story.

It's so cool. Okay. Yeah. Dengar the movie coming out 2025's. It's like, I'm finally getting to make that Star Wars movie, guys. It's Dingo. Solace is crumb the origin story. All right.

And on that note, that's going to be it for the RT podcast. I think, right? We go to seven. Not always an hour and a half. What do we do? We're good to get out of here. We keep going. Chris, what do you want to do? What's your life goal? My dude? Well, geez, well now I want to direct the Star Wars movie that's better than yours.

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