Rooster Teeth Podcast - Shaq’s Krispy Kreme Burned Down? - #714

Episode Date: August 17, 2022

Join Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Jon Risinger, and Kayla Milton as they talk about foot fingers, Kayla’s first drink, how to make a Whopper, reality tv, tv show seasons, bar hopping in Austin, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by DoorDash (Download the DoorDash App + Code ROOSTER), Helix Sleep (http://HelixSleep.com/rooster), and HBO Max (http://HBOmax.com). FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm Barbara. And Gus. That's for me for a loop. I'm the third finger. I'm Barbara. And Gus. That's for me for a loop. So right before he planned it, I'm sure, on purpose. Right before we went live, Eric asked us a question, and then we started arguing, and then he just said, save it, use it for the show.

What was the question, Eric Bedouard? Well, San Diego Padres have placed a relief picture. Taylor Scott on the 15-day I.L. for a right, third finger, laceration. What is your third finger? It's the ring finger. Me. I would vote it's your middle finger

because I'm counting thumb is number one. Poiners number two, middle is number three. But thumb's not a finger. So it's one question for you, Barbara. Yeah, but how many, okay, how many fingers do you have? Four. Total. Quaint.

You would say I have eight fingers. Yeah, and two thumbs. He's being argumentive. He's being argumentive. Nobody in their fucking right mind would say I would say the fucking fingers in two thumbs. It's true, but no one would say that. How many toes?

If I said to you, Barbara, just a simple, out of nowhere, of course, one foot. Show me your finger. You probably go for this. I'd probably do this one. Yeah. You wouldn't go like this.

Well, because like pointer finger, all the finger, ring finger, pinky finger. I don't say pinky finger. I say pinky. Can I look it up, Eric? Yes. So six. Well, what do you think?

Someone says, it's a ring. It's a ring finger. It's a ring finger It's the middle finger. It's a Three is this the shocker unless you're no even if you're counting the other way. It's still one two three. Who was it? It's your middle one. Pajor is a really picture. Yeah, the Pajor is a place Taylor Scott on the 15 day Taylor Scott on the 15 day I Dinger T.A.Y. L.E.R. Why is he spell it wrong? What happened?

He's a weird relief. Pictures are weird. No, that just I broke Kayla's brain with a question. He asked me what are he asked me what are your roles married? No, I would never ask that if you K.L.A. It doesn't say. Which one is it, Eric? I mean, when you search, what is the third finger, it's middle.

No, but I'm looking for what finger did he enter. We're not asking which is the third finger. Based on the context you gave me, which finger did he enter? To the MLB, what's the third finger? So it doesn't matter which way you count. Your middle one's always third. Right, right. I mean, it's the middle.? So it doesn't matter which way you count. Your middle one's always right there. Right. I mean, it's the middle.

There's no way it's not. They didn't say middle finger. Yeah, I feel like they did not say middle finger. They didn't say the bad finger. Yeah, they say that. T.J. he hurt his bad finger. Yeah, he was funny. Even if we see it, I'm not letting this go.

If we see a picture of it, both of those are going to be splinted together. So we won't even get the answer. That's true. Yeah, because you would use either as the splint. Yeah. The other one. We have a term for it besides the third finger. Yeah. And so ring finger also. Right. They call it the middle finger. See the bad finger.

So he can't, how did he hurt it? Was he flipping someone off? Yeah. I'm not sure. If someone can like find out from Taylor Scott, which finger it is, that would be great. Why does the have it? Do you have it, Tom? Yeah, if you can. T-A-Y-L-E-R. Ask him also why his parents misspelled his name.

Yeah, you guys have checks, right? Just the other. Yeah, oh yeah. Well, I don't think that's how it works. It is not. Check marks. He's like not. He heard his bad finger then, apparently.

We talked about this a couple of years ago in the podcast, but I mentioned that in lots of languages, there's not a separate word for toes. In most languages, it's foot fingers. Foot fingers, yeah. Like a sock is like a, like a, or a glove is a hand shoe in German. A sock is a foot mitten. Yeah. Yeah, it goes hand shoe.

I think my, I want to figure out how to make my predictive text on my phone smarter. That's where this is connected to what we're just talking about right now. Because you know when you do the, I don't know if Apple fits uses often, but it's like the swiping way to do predictive text.

Yeah, it exists, I don't use it everybody. Okay, swiping way to do text is great, because you just draw a picture of where the word is. And normally it's really good, but on my phone, it picks the most inane words for when I make something. So like today I was trying to send my girlfriend a text, and I was trying to use the word special.

So I outlined special in the keyboard, and a predictive text it to shoe hands, one word. Oh, do you have your... That's not even a word. That's what I want to say to my phone. That's what I want to say to my phone. Because it constantly is doing stuff like that. That's not even just not like,

it's supposed to learn words that I use a lot. But also, it should default to real words first. That's what it's constantly reading. So it would know what word in that context would make sense, too. Do you have your language to German? No, I don't. I don't. It's good old American.

But yeah, I just, I want to yell at my phone constantly because I'm like, I'm trying to type faster. Yeah, but you can't type with your shoe hands. You can't. Exactly. Yeah, it ends up all getting the wrong letter. You can't type when your shoe hands. Can't. Exactly. Yeah, it ends up all getting the wrong letter. You can't type when your third finger is broken. That would be our next TikTok,

trying to see who could text with their feet the fastest. Rose. Oh. If, Rose. That's going to be on our premium TikTok. Yeah. You have to pay for feet. You're going to send us five diamond stickers in TikTok

in order to watch that video. If you've got a, no, I mean, maybe pay for some people's feet, but I think people have seen plenty of like, say, Christa Marius's feet at this point. I swear he's been barefoot and plenty of He got tangled in his headphones today. Yeah, yeah It took it took him a while to get out of it like he tried to stand up and then he was trapped at his desk But he was also talking while he did it so he just kept like stopping. Why didn't he just take them off? He did but the cord was wrapped around him. He fidgets a lot, it makes sense.

But like, he was like, if he looked at, he was like a mummy with a headphone cord wrap. We need to get him a wireless headset. It's like a hazard. What if there's a fire and he needs to evacuate the building? Well, that does have to be in our evacuation plants in the case of a fire who grabs Chris who untangles

questions. Well, at least the scissors are at his desk. That's the scissors are at his desk. True. So he uses the scissors to cut him out and then pick him up and take him out of the building. Yeah, we're in trouble if we ever actually do a fire in that office. Do a fire? Do

if we ever have a fire. We ever make an arson. They can't get to us ever have a fire at the end? Do we ever make an arson? They can't get to us. They don't know the door code. So, dude, they have to break our windows. We have a door code for our office that we all know and use every time we come in and out of that office, it wants a day without fail.

Chris tries to open the door. Just without trying to open the door. Yeah, because you can hear it. You can hear the sound of the door, the door handle move. At one point today, Eric was coming in. And Eric comes into office every now and then not to the point where like he remembers that we have a code.

And I hear the door try to open. And I look at Chris's desk to see if Chris is there. And Chris was sitting there and I was like, oh, who is that? Yeah. Is the only time I ever didn't do the door code? Exactly. I don't know.

I just had a Chris moment. It happens. Is the only time I ever didn't do the door code? Exactly. I don't know. I just had a Chris moment. It happens. Did something change with our TTV? I feel like a chat's on top of things today. There's less latency than there used to be. Something changed, you know? Yeah, I fixed it.

Oh, good job, Eric. Something did change. No one told me. I was like, wow, chats reacting a lot faster than normal. What we're saying. I didn't know that, well, I knew that we changed the thing, but I didn't know that it changed latency. No, yeah, people are like, that's cool. On top of it.

It's really quick. Very nice. Tell me when I clap, chat. One, two, three. It's going to sit here and count. No, no, no, we're not gonna count. That's what she's more behind though, apparently. Yeah.

The second straight visit? That was quick, someone said clap. That was like, yeah. That's like 10 seconds. That's crazy. It was fast, it was super fast. Thank you. It was actually secretly Ann McCat

that said something earlier that made me realize it. Ann Mock. Did you say Ann McCat? I called that person secretly. It's secretly Ann McCat, but I called them secretly Am Mockat, but I called them secretly And Mockat, because I think it's funny. There's a, I have a, because I don't read people's user names fully entirely when I'm like,

Twitch streaming, I constantly do that, right? I've said it, they're named wrong, but I just go with it. There's a person that is like, that sometimes tunes into Twitch, and I think their, their username is something like Bianca something I Read as Brian the first And I have forever more called them Brian

And now they go by Brian Today to blame did it not We went to get lunch all together and where like you give you a name when you give the order and didn't they say Brian Oh, yeah, they said Brian and I looked around and said Brian and I thought that's probably but I got up. I got his order for him. Yep. And he said you know, Brian.

Yeah. Or there was a dude named Brian and that's why his lunch order was wrong. And I pointed out we went to get lunch the other day. It's very possible. And no, because they said they looked at his receipt and they was like, anyway, I went to get we went to get lunch the other day and I showed you all. I was like, oh, the perils of having an ethnic name. Cause I'd ordered food and I told them Gustavo.

G-U-S-T-A-V-O. What was that? Gustavo. G-U-S-T-A-V-O. It's not like a crazy name. I spelled it three times. Gustavo. G-U-S-T-A-V-O.

When I got it, it was G-U-S-T, the number two, the letter B-O. Gustavo. Gustavo. Gustavo. Gustavo. Gustavo. Nope.

Gustavo. That's one of the worst butchering I've seen so far. Why do we even bother giving real names when we do that kind of stuff? Yeah. I'm gonna just start saying Beth. Yeah. No one could fuck that one up, surely. They will.

How would they do? They, I'll tell you. They script John. Yeah, I should not be able to. As someone who has given Gus like one syllable names breaks people's brains a little bit. What? So come up with a two syllable name. What is the easiest two syllable name that like,

cheek it? Robert. Bob? I mean, that's not two syllables, but you can't fuck up. You go Robert, you're fine. You go, you go, or like, go like something like Biblical, like Matthew. Somehow, I'm sure the two T thing is gonna mess up.

I don't know, I feel like too many people at this point have read the name Matthew too much at this point that Jason that'll go can't surely can't fuck up Jason Tyler the why might throw people off what's a girl one though what's a two syllable girl and a can't score or what if it's Taylor with an E Taylor with an E. Taylor with an E. I have a friend texting me right now, furious that you said you have eight fingers. Oh, thank you. Thank you. We do have eight fingers. He's like, he said it with a straight face.

And I said, yeah, he's like, what the fuck is this? I did tweet at Taylor Scott to see which finger is hurt, but I don't think he's getting back to me. Great. No, just don't ask him which finger is hurt. Just ask him what is his third finger. What is your third finger? But what's your third finger?

Everyone gets to decide they're on third fingers. Listen, part of being on a podcast is arguing something. Even if you don't believe it, even if you know you're wrong, sometimes you just gotta dig your feet in and you gotta look straight into the camera and you gotta say, I have eight fingers. How do you count? Like with fingers? With your hands like one to five. How do you count?

One, two, three, four. Yeah, you do all the fingers first then the thumb. Yeah. Okay, so I got, so I, so someone pointed out to me, I didn't realize it did it. I've been taking Germans the very formative young age and all my teachers have been German and they count the dumb German way. So when I count, I start with my thumb now and it's the, I had it pointed out to me

and I didn't even realize I did it. It's the whole scene of the Gorgus baskets. Where they do this, right, for three. I said, he went like this or did he just do that? I think he went through this. He probably did this because this is three. Three was the thumb. Yeah. He did the shocker. He probably did this because this is three. Three with the thumb. Yeah.

He did the shocker. He's a big dink. That's what I asked Caleb. She knew what that was. That's what I was doing right, because I was saying, here's your ring fingers. Is this the shocker? And she's like, what?

Do you remember Dink? Dink Cook's been doing that joke since his girlfriend was five. That's it. Bye everybody. Thank you for joining us this week. I'm so, what's up? What's up you guys next week? Hey, show me the credits

Show me the fry with your fingers guys. Yeah, it goes very graces You're gonna do that. Yeah, those are precious puffer you gave him. Yeah I don't remember I wanted to make the joke. I couldn't think I couldn't think of when it actually happened The eight fingered wonder what's the call gas? I know one phrase in German. What is it? I'm gloss it be a repeat. You know the big beer, please, please. Yes. I don't know anything. See only thing. German size. Shisa. Yeah. Oh, speaking of Shaza.

Lady Gaga has a song called Shaza. What? And yeah, it's one like the fameed monster I think, and the first three words are in German. And then the rest is nonsense. What language is the rest of it? She's not, she's just saying syllables. What? She says like, yeah, she says like,

it's spindy and that's like, okay, those are German words. I am the, sure. And then it is just, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,i and that's like, okay, those are German words. I am the sure. And then it is just, go, little, little, little, little, like it's nothing. She just does nonsense. And then part of it sounds French.

And then there is in the hook, she says, I don't speak German, but I can't if you like, weird. So those are all just nonsense? Yeah, that's not German. Let's do a reading of it. A five, six, seven, eight. Go John. Oh, man. Yeah, do it, of it. A five, six, seven, eight. Oh, John.

Oh, man. Yeah, do it. Do it, do it, do it. Yik Shliben aster Bekler es Kumpent Uske Monster Aspa Auska Kanba Flagen, Frauerlein Uska Bekler. It sounds like Yik Shliben aster Bekler es Kumpent Uske Monster Auska, the Flagen, Frauerlein Eska Bekler. Oh, no, that goes on for a while. We're going get demonetized. We're gonna get a damn see a take down

Merrow and they used to tell us not to sing on the podcast Is this a German word is that shy? That's shit. Yeah, okay. I never knew shy so we spelled that way It's got like a little funky We're characters. Yeah a set which means two S's I think What is this thing is this the the bridge? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, without the shysa, yeah. Actually, it's, actually it's, oh, oh, oh, oh. You don't even say that here?

That's how it's pronounced. Oh, wait, it's that song? Wait, no, that's Judas. Actually, no, I don't know how that one goes. Love is objectified by what men say is right. Shisa, Shisa, be mine. Yeah, shit, shit. Bullshit be mine. Shisa,, Shysa, be mine. Yeah, shit, shit.

Bullshit be mine. Shysa, Shysa, be mine, yeah. It's a, she says, it's in this words. You said, no, I just said the first, it smells like the beginning. How's that part go? It's like a, like a DJ is really mixing it.

She's like, I don't speak German, but I can't be like. I often think, yeah, like that, yeah. I have these thoughts often where I think I'm not a very good queer because I'm not into stereotypical queer things. That's okay. I don't dislike Lady Gaga, but I've never been like crazy about Gaga.

And maybe that's the bisexual one. You cannot wonder for little monsters. Huh? You're not one of her little monsters. No, I'm not. What if she calls for a fan base? It's a little monster. I never was, so when I was in high school,

I was never clocked as gay because I was gay in a very male way, which is just like musicals and like Lady Gaga and like Divas. So I was, it was very confusing for everyone involved, including yourself. Yeah, especially me, because I was like no I just like I just like a pop diva Not in a sexual way

Yeah, but I I'm gonna say from my experience. I've never attributed that to being the stereotype of lesbians No, I've always been like a stereotypical gay man like like a what but you're you're so you're saying you're into musicals Yeah, oh, okay. Yeah, that's what I was saying. It was very confusing for everyone, because I was very stereotypically like gay male. Gay male. Gay male. Yeah.

That's where I do hit the mark with the musicals. Givin' the box kilo. Yeah. Yes. I love it. We'll see. There's time. You must fit a box.

Yeah. It's a gay male box. Glee. I love some glee. I saw them live in concert. They're so much drama surrounding all the Glee adjacent people. Three deaths in the main cast. Really?

And there's a lot of interpersonal drama too. Oh yeah, Liam Ishell, bling everyone, Liam Ishell can't read. Didn't she apparently like throw up into someone's like hat or like, or like, she's shatting someone's wig hat or like she's shatting someone's wig? Yeah, she's shatin' in Dr. Sears book She's shatin' a hat. Yeah, she's shatin' unique's wig I think on her wig. Yeah Wow, these like confirmed things are just rumors. It sounds like it sounds like

It's either some page six shit or it's one that Glee podcast. I don't listen to that two of the two of the Cast members have right now. Wow. Yeah, it's either some page six shit or it's on that glee podcast. I don't listen to that two of the two of the Cast members have right now. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know man. Yeah, I love that each other. Yeah Ryan Murphy I'm a Ryan Murphy apologist. I love that the teacher no Ryan Murphy is the creator Oh, please scream Queens all of the American horror American crime story a nip tuck He did all of that. He leaves his, out of all the things he's made, leaves the most psychological horror out of all of those things. And the worst thing he ever did was there's an episode where they did take me or leave me from rent. And he had it be Lee Emish El's character and Mercedes the Black girl.

And it's instead of being like lesbians breaking up it's like they're fighting for the same role or something and it's really bad and it's mixed terribly and also it's not the whole song and it was it was it was very disappointing how long did that show go for six seasons I believe wow yeah yeah that's a while yeah Glees the reason I had my first alcoholic beverage it's the reason is it because you just couldn't stand it anymore and you guys had. It's just a dull, the pain of the day. I was like, I was very much like, I'm not going to drink so I'm 21, very straight edge. And my friends went to go to a party as college.

And me and my friend at the time we stayed behind because glue was coming on. It was season four or five, but it was absolutely- The year party. And you had to watch it live. Of course. Yeah, naturally. So I can tumble So I can tumble about it later But we were so we're watching it and it was episode called the breakup and they'd been teasing it for weeks because there are four main couples And they were like who was it was gonna break up which one's gonna be which one's gonna be so like you're watching it And it's like everyone's having like couple moments and having like their songs

So like you're watching it and it's like everyone's having like couple moments and having like their songs fucking the lesbian couple they sing mine by Taylor Swift that cried and then by the end of the episode all of the couples break up. So it's not just one. It was all of them. I remember that episode. Yeah, and I got me and her we got so mad and if set we were like let's go have a drink. Wow And then I had a tequila mixed with a Sprite Zero and I threw up. Wow. Because no one, I didn't know alcohol tasted bad because I had no experience with it.

So I was like, okay, and I drink it. And then I was like, oh, it tastes like cough syrup and I threw it up. That was your first ever alcohol drink. My first ever alcoholic drink was a tequila and Sprite Zero. Tequila is silver from a plastic bottle, mixed with Sprite Zero and a clear plastic cup with ice.

One of these days we get handed like a glass of wine at a family function when you were a child. My family doesn't drink. Oh, okay, that'll do it. We need to, and maybe next time Kayla's on, we should have a round of tequila and bright zero ready on set for everyone. Yeah, does it kind of like,

if you drink that, would it trigger that matter? No, I love tequila now. It's my favorite. But specifically tequila from a plastic bottle. Yeah, I'm a cheap, I'm a cheap thing. That's your say. When I was in college, I remember we used to go to, like, anyone's apartment and pre-game before we went out

to drink, just because we were broke college students and we wanted to spend a lot of money at bars, which would charge, like, $14 for a smear and off ice. But I used to buy, I forget the brand name, but it's like an Australian wine, and it came in like a two liter bottle that was plastic. Yellowtail.

I believe. Yellowtail was Australian? I had like a kangaroo on it, so I just assumed it was an Australian wine. I've never physically looked at a wine bottle label before. Other than the date. Oh really? Like I've never perceived it. I've always looked at labels.

Just to make sure, if I was buying it for like a dinner party, it looked nice or looked somewhat fancy. I can like, I can see it, but I do not perceive it. Like I can look at it and be like, okay, that's a serifant, nice, gold leafing cool. I could not tell your brand. I could not tell you other than like it's a shibli police to buy like one of the because that two-liter bottle was probably like

ten bucks yeah if that maybe twelve my friends used to get it it was like a it was like it it was a jug yep it's like a big jug it was like a bottle and they would get that it was like a singria. Yeah, it was like Ten what's his name ten bucks. It's a dude's it's like a dude's name. It's not Josh one. No, it's like a you know that one Josh maybe his panic name Probably good stop. No To be a Big old last joke and I feel like it was like a Spanish name on it It's a big old class joke and I feel like it was like a Spanish name on it.

My goat, I don't drink, I don't like alcohol. It's gross. It's poison. I don't drink anymore, really. No, I don't drink ever and I prefer not to. I love that, right? Yeah. But every once in a blue moon, me and Andy and I, when we want to be a little trashy

and get a little tipsy, well usually we're gonna watch a bad movie. We're gonna watch a very bad movie. We get Arbor Missed, Carla Rossi. That's what's Carla Rossi. That's the, always news. No, I knew, I guess the first time I say, it's not just a white newspaper,

you know, like two-buck chuck or something like that. But Arbor Miss mist is just juice with a little bit of an alcoholic taste to it. Yeah. Is it like a flat top bottle and it's like sheep like this and they have like people have a lot of flavor? Well, they're usually like, they almost look like a big ol' wine bottle. What's the most important? But the glass is like frosted.

Arbor mist? I think we're talking about the same thing. Is it, how was the alcohol percentage on it? I don't know. But it's like, it's like, there's like sangria and very flavor. Very flavor. It's like the, it's like the,

it's six percent. Six percent? You know, oh yeah. Yeah, but it's cheap as hell. It is cheap as hell. It's a $1 per percent of alcohol. Yeah, wow. And so we, Andy and I, we haven't done it a long time,

but we used to get that and some of the appetizers, the little, like little stuff. You like chop them. Yeah, yeah. You can pop or something. And Dejorno pizza, that's our night folks. We're good. We're good.

Do that and watch the, what did we watch that was really bad? We watched the, the Ghostbusters movie, not the newest one, the one before that. The Lady One. The Lady One. That was a very bad movie. Yeah, that was not great. It was not a good movie. We watched, we liked to watch bad movies together.

That's fun though. I like, I like getting trashy food and watching bad movies. Yeah. It's one of the simple joys of life. Yeah. You ever had a you ever had a mixed moscato? I don't know. The very loaded question you guys are all each. This is your white. I know it's a very loaded question. We're also in our 30s and 40s. It's the brand that either Nicki Minaj owns or like they used to sponsor her. So like in her song she'll sing about it and it'll be like, mix miscato, bitches and like it's like NYXX.

Oh yeah, I found it. And I was misspelling it at first. It tastes like candy and no alcohol and it's literally like, it was the first thing I bought when I turned 21 like in a store. My first drink I had my 21 was I bought a woodchuckhard cider in a bar. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and a whiskey sour because I'm a baby and I bought a little like four pack of the mixes got those and again They're like four percent alcohol. Yeah, and I remember my parents got really mad at me because they came and dropped me off one day At my dorm and they saw like the four pack on top of my fridge of this four percent alcohol like

Juice basically after your twilight. And I was like 21, 22 by this point. And I was like, come on, yes. A bench. It's not like it was like, it's not like the boys room, which is just littered with empty handles all the way across their like, and no mixers, and no mixers,

or chest bottles. Bro, boys are just so, I remember, oh, my tates. I remember, what the fuck is a tates? Oh, chef's bottle. Boys are just so, I remember, oh my tates. I remember. What the fuck is a cake? Sunglass. I remember I introduced this one time.

Again, I didn't drink at all in college, except for that long glee time. And I remember that my friends were having a party and they let the boys be in charge this one time, which is mistake. Well, that's just generally a mistake you shouldn't make ever in life. Don't let the boys be in charge this one time this time, which is mistake. Well, that's just generally as mistake You shouldn't make ever in life. Don't let the boys be in charge They will the boys being charged and they went and got everything and they got cool aid and they got Svetka

And they got cuffs because they wanted to play beer pong with the alcohol and These idiots had never made cool aid before so what they did was mix Svenka, water, and the Kool-Aid packet with no sugar. So they just had red flavored vodka. And when I tell you, in the packet? Yes. They poured the packet.

So it'd be like, they have the container. Vodka, water, Kool-Aid pack, no sugar. So it's just red flavored liquor. And when I tell you, I, so they were always party in our room because like we had the biggest room. And I would go and sleep in my friends room because I had Friday classes. Um, and so cool. I had an A.D.M. lab. I couldn't miss it. Right. You missed two labs. You fail. And at the start of Glee. Yeah, so literally I come down the next morning and I don't like, there is a sense of dread as I approach the door because my friends room is directly over our room so I can hear everyone partying all day.

All night, I, the wafth of like Vodka vomit when I open the door made me not drink for like another year. It was so gross. Everyone just just disgusting. Just disgusting. It was though that I've never I have since never smelled anything as bad as that room after that and that's what and that's what you got to have mixers. Let's also get some Svetka and Kool-Aid next time you're on. If you put sugar in it and I'm sure it'll be the light-full. I did a Google search for Mixed Mascado. You know, you Google stuff and it says like people also ask and gives you like questions similar to yours that people have asked.

And the top question after you Google search Mixed Mascado is, is Mixed Mascado Niki Manage? Yes. Not owned by. Is Mixed Mascado Nicki Minaj? It's an, she's actually an anthropomorphic bottle of low alcohol of a scot of wine. To be fair, I don't know about you guys. I feel like whenever I Google something, I do it in the most caveman way. Yeah, but I wouldn't have typed is.

I would just type like Mics Mascado Nicki Minaj. Yeah, I guess, true. Yeah, like, like, taking the time to pose a question, but then what happens is they're gonna start asking what's like, is mix muscato and then they write niki munaesh. And then maybe the biggest thing is a postrophe S brand. Cause they've had like 15 mix muscatoes

and they're like, this is delicious. Is this muscato and niki munaesh? If you throw up from a tummy ache of sugar before you throw up for being drunk on a mixed moscato. Oh, easily. Easily. So we're also getting mixed moscato mixed time. Cale is on. If we'll have the Cale College special.

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Uh, Fireball Whiskey, Raspberry lemonade, Mike's heard heard lemonade the two ladder or the only times I've ever thrown up from drinking I had three Mike's heard lemonade and I threw up because it made my tummy hurt because it was too much sugar Sugar and then one time during the stopocalypse we got snowed in for like a week and a half and we'd have classes and It was like my friends birthday weekend and you know the know the fireball that comes with the plastic thing, like that, I drink three quarters of it over the course of a day. Oh my god. And I haven't had whiskey since. Kale.

Because I ooze that. Yeah, I can't even have cinnamon gum. Oh my god. Fireball just ruined it. It's an honor. I also learned today, because we were talking about lunch and places to eat lunch and stuff like that. That Kale is up, you have some foods that you just don't like

and you don't like a lot of sauces or condiments and stuff like that. Yeah, I'm a, it's a learning experience. Yeah, I'm not a picky eater in the way the people are usually picky eaters. Yeah, because I'll eat non-traditional shit, but you don't like pickles or ketchup or... Most like...

Mustard? No, condiments. Do you do a burger? Yeah. What do you do for your burger? I'll do mayo. I'll do a little ketchup. It's too much gross.

Let us tomato meat. Yeah, I'm not a ketchup fan either. Normally ketchup's too sweet. Yeah, and then onion, but not too much. Cause I like the not a catcher fan either. Normally catch ups too sweet. Yeah. And then the onion went out too much because I like the crunch, but not too much. Like a whopper to me is a perfect burger. Because there's no pickles. There's no pickles on there, don't they?

Yeah, but there's no pickles and no mustard by default, so I don't have to ask the pickles. I don't like the pickles on a waffle. I always told them not to. Okay. Well, I could tell you exactly how to make a whopper. Oh, that's right. Step by step, baby. I really kept those acquired skills.

My favorite thing about a burger king is they have the impossible walker, but no separate grill. Oh, yeah. And I think they put cheese on it too. So you get the flavors, you get the flavors on there. It's just like a walker. Life hack. Make your vegan burgers taste more like real beef. So get on a grill with other beef burgers. It's totally cheating. Yeah.

I don't know if they still have it at Burger King, but the way we made the burgers when I worked there was you would just put it onto this little tray that would go through the cooker and it would come out and pop into a pan. But they said they're fire, charcoal fire. I think it is, like, but it goes through the fire

and comes out ready. So you're not standing there flipping it. What? Yeah. I tried. It's also Canada, it might be different. And also in a movie theater. What?

It's pretty, it's pretty standard. Yeah, we're talking in a movie theater. But I think like, Burger King's pretty consistent across the board in terms of like how they do things, the tools they use. Yeah. I don't know though. Have you guys ever been to like a crispy cream where they make the donuts in front of you?

Yeah. We had one on our campus and it burned down like a couple years ago, but here's the thing, it's not the first time it's burned down, it was like what? For the fifth time. How did it... What keeps burning down a crispy cream? Yeah, no, and I also think I could be absolutely wrong in this. I feel like Shaq owned it That that particular Cream or crispy cream in general. No like that is crispy cream Shaq Google crispy cream Ponce de Leon Atlanta Shaq

Sorry, I'll pause. I'm watching a Burger King kitchen video. Yeah, Shacks, new Ponce, Dillion, Krispy Kreme, to cost $1.4 million. Wow. Yeah, it's burned down a few times. Yeah, they burned down a few times. It burned down, it got demolished, and they rebuilt it. They started rebuilding it December 2021.

Oh, there you go. Can I just make that the title, Shaxx, Krispy Kree. Yeah. Damn, I'm going down. This looks like, yeah, this is so many SEO. Yeah. They're putting the stuff in up there. It looks like it's crazy.

And then there should be these little kind of like long, rectangular trays that have a little handle on them that you take out and then you put into the warming machine nearby. That's wild. That you could just like, and then you would put a time on when they were made. So that stayed fresh.

They have their stack in them here and it looks like they're going in. That stuff is burned forever in my memory. So I worked there from 15 to 17 and so everything from that age is just like, it's quite forwarded. Very, very, very much. You probably remember the order of the condiments too.

I sure do. That's awesome. You would mayo the bun. Yeah. And then you put lettuce on the top bun and two tomatoes. That's awesome. You would mayo the bun. Yeah. And then you put lettuce on the top bun in two tomatoes. And on the bottom bun, you do burger. You do four pickles.

And then you do a circular thing of ketchup. And then onion rings. Like the onion sliced on eating. And then you would hold the tomatoes with the top bun to flip it on top. Because the tomatoes would act as kind of like a little The agent like a barrier for the lettuce. Yeah, and then you would fold the I watched a video on YouTube a couple of weeks ago of someone working in a McDonald's kitchen And they strapped like a GoPro onto themselves

So it's all that too. First person POV like working in a McDonald's kitchen. I Don't know. I think they got in trouble for that. I think they got in trouble for that. They might have. It was like, I think like the lunch rush or something like that, right? Yeah. It was like a little condiment gun. That condiment gun was awesome.

Yeah, I was jealous. I don't understand. This is like me speaking my fast food bias. I don't understand why anybody would ever go to Burger King over multiple other options. Burger King's actually pretty good. I like the taste of Burger King. It's usually like, I like burger King. It's specifically like, they're meat taste weird. We're working in a burger kit. We're working in McDonald's. That's awesome. I never, I've seen those guns. I really like Burger King's. I have this like long chicken sandwich.

No, yeah. It's like oblong. Yeah, it's really good I say I think they have an impossible version of that now too. Oh, that very And they've got to speak chicken sandwich if you can go to McDonald's Why would you not go to McDonald's if then if you could go to a Wendy's why wouldn't you go to a Wendy's why would you ever go to Burger King or Even Jack in the box as someone who's just been a long time in the suburb with a lot of options. Then I get that. I totally get that. But the option, the options of McDonald's, Wendy's, we're also there.

I prefer the burger. I've been dating a girl for a few years now who comes from a very different background than me where she grew up in rural Louisiana. I've always grown up in very developed, you know, like I've grew up in California, in a very developed, you know, area that had a lot of options for stuff and then I basically spent most of my life there and and then came here to Austin, which has every single thing into the sun. So I've always

had the options to go to a bunch of places. And so that's where that opinion comes from. If you're I first experienced like the like the the other kind of way of doing it when my parents moved to Georgia because they started getting excited about things coming to their town that I'm like, why are you excited about? Like like, oh, Chick-fil-A came to our town finally. Or like when, I mean, it was like

also when In and Out opened here, right? Yeah, yeah. It took us in general. But with them it was like. I was like, when you were with Donkendonets. Yeah. When I was little, the town. I do remember that.

I do remember that. The town I grew up in had a dairy queen and a Donuts. Yeah. When I was little, the town. Yeah, I do remember that. I do remember that. The town I grew up in had a dairy queen and a McDonald's. Yes. Eventually a Burger King opened and then another burger place opened called Flamingo 50s, nice. Which was like a 50s diner hamburger place

that only did drive through. I think there's like four locations in South Texas and there was one in the town I grew up and it was like And all four of those places were right next to each other. It was like it was a tiny town and it was like hamburger row Four different places you can get a hamburger all right next to each other on one street hamburger row sounds like a dream I want to live there. I've never even lived in a city that didn't have multiple movie theaters to choose from around the town What like I've never I've never lived lived in a city that didn't have multiple movie theaters to choose from around the town. What?

Like, I've never, I've never lived. Like, how close. I was pointing because there's Peterri's Freislander in the chat. Oh, they said that. Incorrect. Peterri's Freis are great. You're fantastic. And not better than like McDonald's.

No, like, no, but they're good. Listen to Enma to hear my thoughts on Peterri's. Okay. Or I won't. I'm plugging my stuff, John. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not saying, they should. I'm saying I won't. I listen to my stuff, John. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm saying they should. I'm saying I won't. I listen to you talk enough.

I listen to Anma. That's fine. Yeah, you, like, it's probably fantastic. And you and Jeff are great storytellers, but I need to listen to my X-Men podcast. And they take up a lot of time. I can't put it. Although I just start listening to a little bit of sneaky dragon to help try to flag some

like some good moments for us to use for stuff, but you should listen to sneaky dragon. I've been, oh this is quick, not to interrupt where you were going before. I probably was going nowhere. I think I brought up on the podcast last week how I've been listening to sticky dragon from the first episode onward just to like hear how everything was done from like the voices and the sound design and the music and everything like that. And there are so many little details that your brother puts in. And even stuff after the episode is done that I'm like, that would have been a good information.

No, or this is a little secret hidden in here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I listen to it every time I work out. And so it's like a nice reason to like, I do catch up. I actually catch myself reason to like, I do catch up. I actually catch myself goofily smiling while listening to it because we're funny. I say that without me included in that term. The Royal Wii. The Royal Wii. It's very, it's very cute to hear how things pan out in the end as opposed to being in the recording where I'm like, probably freaking out the entire time for a million reasons.

I'm getting close to the episode that Kayla's character shows up. Kayla shows up in Erbloom. I mean it. I mean it. I did a voice. And Kayla's gonna be helping us make some fun. Ancillary. Ancillary col-

Supplemental. Supplemental content first and get dragged into. What's the difference? It's not ancillary, it matters. Ancillary. Is ancillary mean it doesn't matter? It means you can get rid of it and nothing would happen.

I thought I just went around. Well, I mean, technically. I guess. But, or I mean, I think that's what it means. I don't want to sound like I know exactly with the X-Nary. I don't know what anything means. I believe it.

Now I answer your question as far as like theaters, like we had probably like at least a half dozen in the town. That's insane. Yeah, we had at least, I had access to at least two indoor malls and I think two outdoor malls. California. Yeah, I mean, I lived in a very,

like I lived in basically a town that everyone lived in who then commuted to LA too. There were two theaters within 20 minutes of the house, and then there was two more within 45 minutes of that. Yeah, I know, I grew up around a lot of access to lots of, and I, and you know, because like what's your normal is, is what you're growing up around. Yeah.

And also what you might see on like in media, in media reflected a lot more of like I think what my experience was but I thought I was like oh yeah most people probably live around a lot of choices for a lot of stuff until I realized like oh no people live in places there's nothing there. You know you might have your one theater that might have a few screens. The ton of Gripin had one theater with three screens. Yeah I lived across the street from a cinema star that had, I think, at least 14 screens, two of which were stadium.

Before they extended it to an even bigger stadium and they added like six more stadiums. Got the screens. Yeah, mine were just like, yeah, AMC4. Yeah. Wow, four screens. All showing the same movie, one hour staggered. My brother was like randomly quizzing me the other day,

like in text and he was like, what was the name of the movie theater we lived near and I told him what it was. And then he was like, what video games did we play in the lobby and I was like, what we played, NFL Blitz and we played Area 51. Those were in the lobby of Cinema Star. And we played those because they were

with walking distance from my house and so we'd go there and lose all our money. That's cute. That's cute, yeah. Bonning moment. Yeah, the theater that I worked at was like the main movie theater in Ottawa. Was it like one of?

Was it a franchise brain? It was a synoplex. Okay. Or it was something else that it got turned into a synoplex. Maybe, oh my God, that's where my memory gets fuzzy. Name a, sombrace says they feel that's where my memory gets fuzzy. Name a, uh, sombrace as they feel like they've been attacked by me.

I am attacking you sombrace. I am attacking just you, just you right now. It's just you and me right now. Personal attack. What, name a movie of that would have come out around the time you were working there to like places in time for me. Uh, because I can place, I can place this movie through.

I live around. That's where I saw Independence Day. I worked at this movie theater I live around. That's where I saw Independence Day. I worked at this movie theater, I think, when Anchorman and Bruce Almighty came up. Okay. Maybe it's hard to remember because it's the only theater I would go to. So I would go there after I finished working there too.

Yeah. But I remember seeing Bruce Almighty and wedding crashers, particularly in that theater, and laughing harder than I've ever laughed in my whole life. And then I started thinking about this recently, I don't laugh like that anymore. And I don't know if that's just like an aging thing

or just the joy in my life is fading. I used to be such a carefree teenager and then waited the world and you'd become an adult and realize that everything sucks Yeah, when you asked Barbara that question and chat ball and BC said it sounds like a security question Like that was her name the arcade games you played in as a teenager What was the first movie that you saw? Yeah, uh, I worked there from age 15 to 17 so that would have been 2000 they're from age 15 to 17 so that would have been 2000.

Four to 2007. I I laugh out way more often at home with my girlfriend watching. Like I laughed this weekend we were watching just episodes of Kim's convenience. And the that's a great show. Good Canadian show. And the parents who play Mr. and Mrs. Kim are comedic geniuses. Their delivery of stuff is so good. And they're my favorite characters in the show. All of the actors' names. I don't actually. I don't know. The only Only people, what's his name whose Shang-Chi is in it? Ah. Oh yeah. Oh, she's in.

Yes, she moved. She moved. Can't remember, I can't remember the names of any of the actors. Cause I don't think I've looked them up actually, really. So you? Yeah, he's in it. But the mom and dad are so funny. And I do remember laughing out loud

with my girlfriend this weekend. The dad was, wasn't he an X-wing fighter pilot in season one of the Mandalorian? Oh was he wasn't wasn't he? I don't know could have been like I remember the Ship breaks down and he's hiding in the two X-wing. Oh, that might have been come by. Oh, yeah Yeah, he's in the Mandalorian. Yeah, he's one of his... Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're more like, they play more play more. It's almost like, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's fun. I like that. I'm gonna now have to go back and look at that episode

because that would have been before I saw Kim's convenience. Yeah, you'll see it right. Because Kim's convenience was, we started because we like, we like to have at least one comfort show just to throw on. When you don't wanna like put on one of your more serious ones you're going through, like, she'd never seen Westworlds.

We're going through Westworld. That's right. She's in Ford just wrapped up yesterdayworlds, we're going through Westworld. That's right. She's in Ford just wrapped up yesterday. I just watched the first episode. Because we're like, okay, we should actually watch the show. Is I think sorry John, I think my least favorite season, we talk about it a bit if you're on sorry. Yeah, I mean, and so we just like,

shits Creek was in that category of like your comfort watch. You know what, you should be your new comfort show. Project Runway. That show, reality TV. Reality TV. It is not manufactured drama like typical reality. It's just like, especially if you have any interest in fashion or design or anything like that,

it's just I think it's fascinating. I love that show and I was a gay teen in high school. I thought you were going to say a different show. What do you think I was going to say? Because I got very excited the other day and I had to text Barbara, but a new season of Indian matchmaking came out on Netflix. I saw that. I tried that. I tried it. You didn't like it. You didn't like it. Oh wow. It's not my, like I really enjoyed it. It's not my favorite of the dating reality shows. I think if you're really going get into it, you gotta go for the UK love island. It's just like, this strips down a lot of that. Like a lot of the superficiality

and a lot of, I feel like it shows like that, like love island and like typical reality shows. It's just like other people I don't like. Like a lot of people I can't get into, it seems all very phony. This seems a lot more earnest. I see, I like the phonyness to it. I like the kind of like, because it's so different

than the people I know and the life that I'm part of, is that it's like that separation where you could almost indulge in these characters. It doesn't feel like real life to an extent. So it's just like, I don't know, it's fun to like make fun of what's going on or to like mock it in a way. And not like a, you know, an actually mean way publicly

just like to yourself while you're watching these things of just like, oh yeah, that person, they're clearly interested in that new girl that came in, she's gonna be so mad. Oh, can't wait. They cycle people in and out. They do. Oh, space in a way.

Yes. There's a, sorry, someone just said, is Paul Sung-kyung, is that Mr. Kim? Someone saying that someone is playing Uncle Iroh in the live action avatar less, or been, which is gonna be terrible. Guys, guys, it's gonna be bad.

Brian and his neighbor. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's gonna be bad guys, just prepare yourself. It's gonna be good. Cause yeah, Netflix has gotten all of the adaptations perfect. Great. But good, good adaptation right now. Go watch the Sandman.

Good adaptation. Neil Gaiman knows how to adapt his own stuff. Anyways, I was gonna say. Love Island, yeah, it's just, I would recommend if you're interested in watching trashy romance television reality show, love island, the UK version, or the Australia version, both great choices. But with Project Runway, I was going to tell UK look because I think you would find this

really funny. In season 18, there is a contestant on that show who looks like a fitter gay version of Alan Abdeen. And I can't, every time I watch the show, I cannot unsee it. Oh God. Oh, I'll show you. Please, yes, send it to me. Oh, I gotta see that. And I gotta send it to him immediately.

It is like, that's so funny. I didn't get the best clip of it. I just filmed it on my phone. That's so funny. I, yeah, the best clip of it. I just filmed it on my phone. That's so funny. I, yeah, I've been saying Project Runway forever. I, I fell off of reality like after, like after high school a little bit and just got really into like dumb shit. Yeah.

And then like the past couple of years, I've been like watching reality I'd never seen before. So like, I think like right before the penny hit, like, Mario got me the watch. Are you the one? Cause they did like a bisexual season where everyone was bisexual. And it is the,

I have never in my entire life. Should I have been, are you the two? Ha. Ha. Ha. Bisexual jokes. I've never seen a messier season of a reality show in my entire life.

And it's my favorite. And I used to watch Bad Girls Club. of a reality show in my entire life. It's my favorite. And I used to watch Bad Girls Club. Love Island's pretty trashy and messy. Although so is, if you've ever seen Temptation Island, that one's pretty bad. I think other than, I say bad in a good way. Queer eye, the last time I liked a reality show was Terrace House.

Oh yeah, those are the same. I'll ask for that one that was like, because, right because, it's I also got one that was like, because, right, because. Yeah. It's so, I'm pointing this out. Most people keep saying I look beefed up. Yeah, everything you're beefy. I look, I appreciate the words.

I keep seeing myself in the camera and I think I look fat. So I appreciate you guys being kind. What are you even working out? Yeah, I happen, thank you. And be eating better. I've been eating, by that I mean like, not starving myself all the time, which is what I was doing.

Don't do that guys. Teras House, I like Teras House because they're so heckin' polite. And there's no drama, and I didn't, and nothing sparked my anxiety in it. That's what a lot of reality TV does. Yeah, I get really anxious. Is I get, I get really anxious,

and I go, I'm not enjoying myself. I wanna watch something that's detached from reality all the way. I think you like Project Runway then because the only anxiety aspect to it is someone's garment isn't fully sewn at the end. And they have to get on the runway. This person sabotaged this person

and they were friends. It's not that. I don't like seeing people being mean to each other who are not written in a script. It's like my Bob and thread and now I don't like seeing people being mean to each other who are not written in a script. Oh, I love that. It's like my bobbin won't thread, and now I don't have a bottom half of the stress. What can I do exactly?

You like, if I'm phrasing this correctly, but you like to watch the train get in an accident. I love it. You like that. It would love, I would love for you to be a little bit more patient. I need to decide in a whole and wait till the train acts as an over and I can look.

I have my binoculars and I have popcorn. I'm like ready to go. I can't. I can't. No, I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

Are you like in the like, MTV challenge universe then? Not so much that stuff. Okay. And maybe it's just because I haven't. It's so, it's gone out and clicked on one of those shows to watch it. Yeah, it's, it's just because I haven't. It's gone out and clicked on one of those shows to watch it. Yeah, it's definitely, again, my roommates in college,

all they would watch was like the bachelor, bachelor at all of the vampire diaries and like the originals. Blue mountain state? Blue mountain state, I was like all of the MTV reality shows. So the point where I know that there's crossover and reused people and stuff. I was watching one show and this girl came on

and I was like, why do I know her? Oh, she was so and so's girlfriend on like, on this one season of, what's the American version of Big Brother? What is that? Big Brother. Big Brother. Big Brother.

No, the other one. Oh, no, no. With Carammo, he was the else we got famous from. Really? Yeah. So it's not. What is that show you're right? No, he got famous for being on.

I mean, we had Big Brother. What's the premise of it? What happens when eight strangers... Yeah, I'm not talking about real world. Real world. Real world. So it's like, so... Yes, it can rent.

Yes, so. It's like that's all right. Yeah, yeah. So it was just be like, oh, this dude who's on the real world was actually dating this girl from like this show that was like on the challenge. And now they're on the versus my exes on the peak

on the challenge. And it's like a whole out. It's like an MCU of people who've been inside each other. And been inside each other on different shows together. Yeah. Oh, like the, you guys remember that show on that Flicks where they had the animal masks? Yeah.

Sexy bees. Sexy bees. So there's a girl in there who was on the bisexual season of Arguila One and I recognized her voice immediately from the depths of my hippocampus even though I hadn't seen that show in like four years. The same place I remember how to make a wopper. Yeah, my hippocampus. The bass of your hippocampus.

I don't know what that is, but that's the way. Sounds great. I always say anything about my brain is my hippocampus because I don't know all the parts. So that's a little, probably an important one. Yeah. Every member's itself. Do you think about that?

It stores its own information. I hate that. Don't tell me that. No other part of your brain is remembering itself. Hands don't like drawing themselves. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what it is about these types of shows that interest me so much.

I think it's just because I think so hard all day, every day for work and life in general. Yeah, I totally get that. And it's so nice to be like, brain mush now, enjoy sexy naked people. I go YouTube for that very easily. Yeah, like essays, like commentary, essays. Oh yeah, I do like that.

But I watch all kinds of stuff on YouTube that is, it's so much easier to consume content. Yeah. But yeah, it's because you don't, like I said, like my girlfriend and I, we watch our shows, like we like, we watch only murders in the building and we watched through Barry when that came out. I don't like that.

You know, those kinds of, but then then if you're like getting ready for bed and you're feeling tired, you just wanna put one more thing on, or if you're just really tired and don't wanna get into something heavy, you throw on Kim's convenience, something like that. It's so, because those are shows, similar Shits Creek where the stakes are so low,

and everyone's nice to each other, to a degree where the show is all about kindness a little bit more. Kim's convenience and like shits, creek and stuff like that. It's about, you know. You must have loved Ted Lossow. Ted Lossow's another one. Ted Lossow's another one. Ted Lossow.

Ted Lossow. And to answer chat, yeah, great British Bake-Up. I liked that. Yeah, that's great. Didn't really care for the little these later seasons. But they get it a free. They get it a free. This was a fresh air nightmare is also a very fun reality watch I can't watch it too much b-roll of spiders

There is a lot of fun. Yeah, it gets to the point where I like I'm like wait a minute They use the spider b-roll in this episode already. Yeah, I know this spider. I did enjoy seeing the comments when we did Survive block island season one Going back to reality shows and stuff like that and how John hates Survive block Island season one, going back to reality shows and stuff like that and how John hates confrontation and stuff like that. heavily showcased in that. But there was a lot of comments of people being like, man, I always thought that I wouldn't like reality shows or like I've always told myself I don't like reality shows I've never watched it, but after watching this and loving it, I checked out survivor and now I'm addicted to survivor and it's just like, yeah

It's a very it's a popular out Survivor, and now I'm addicted to Survivor. And it's just like, yeah, it's a very, it's a popular format for reason, you know? It's a great show. They do it, survivors like the OG reality show. They do it really well. Absolutely classic. Yeah, they were on to something, and they just, they ran with it.

I just realized that season two meltdown premieres in like a month. Oh yeah, like a month from this, like September 16th, I think? September 16th, yeah. Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah, okay. I'm on this September 16th, I think September 16th. Oh Yeah, okay, I'm excited to watch it despite the fact

Someone ruined it for me. Oh, right That should still be fun. Yeah, yeah, it'll still be fun to get there to see the end So you said you just started season four of Westworld. We just watched the first episode. Yeah, okay I'm curious to know how it plays Watching it all being able to binge it is supposed to wait in week for a week. Yeah. Because watching it all, like the last episode just aired last night, I felt like it was probably the weakest season.

I, I even told Trevor this, I was like, I don't know if I even care anymore about this show. Like it just, ever season one was so strong. And probably one of the best seasons of television. I think we talked about this today and then I don't know just kind of went personally I like season three more. I think season three is my favorite but in season one yeah but season four starts kind of slow with too many questions. There's too much like what's going on? What is this and it takes a while for it all to like start getting explained and

did you want to recap it all before? Yeah you did actually I rewatched season three. I've watched a recap for it all to like start getting explained and what was back there? Did you watch your recapital before? Yeah, you did. Actually I rewatched season three. I've watched a recap for season one and two, which I've actually watched a couple of times. Then I rewatched all the season three and then I watched season four. We were watching like a middle episodes of season one

this week at Me and My Girlfriend. And I love, she has great commentary every once in a while. And there's a scene where James Mars, and those scenes where they're sitting with the hosts in the glass rooms and their butt naked. And that kind of thing. And she's like, how is he just sitting there having a conversation with him, but naked?

Like I would not be able to just sit there and talk to someone just, and I was like, well, that's, that's part of the whole dehumanizing of the hoes and I kind of, she's like, but he's just sitting there like, because they do a shot, we're just showing James Morrison's like crack. And it's like, it's a great crack, it's very good crack.

That's what sold me on the show. It's James Morrison's crack. But, he's my favorite, he's my favorite, average good looking guy. I, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I looking guy. I, yeah. I did one in a row. That's funny. I was re, I've been rewatching the X-Men films

because there's nothing else to watch for X-Men stuff that I can go through the old stuff because I'm serious. See what you're still hasn't done stuff. And I don't like any of the X-Men films. I don't like love any of them. But they're, but I'm re, re watching the first one the second one, they weren't as bad as I thought.

And I think the second one's the X2 is the strongest Two which one what happens in X2 remember X1 It's the striker one where it's oh Salt the school is that the one at the end of the movie when Jean Grey gets like yeah The T's into Phoenix and it starts off with that great night crawler sequence. Oh, yeah, yeah great good good good movie And I'm I'm realizing that like It starts off with that great night crawler sequence. Oh yeah, yeah. Great, good, good movie. And I'm realizing that like, one of the things that those movies did do

was really good early casting. That I don't think they did very good with later films, but like James Morrison, I think it was a great Cyclops. You know, you got Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, fantastic, Rebecca Romaine, just number one Misti. Never was a fan of Jennifer Lawrence for it. And that just, that list keeps going of like, I mean Hugh Jackman obviously in that kind of thing And so they they nailed the casting they just were directed by a creep and

You know, it's we weren't just and then things got thrilled with X-Men 3 completely. Yeah, it's bad It's written a right. Yeah, it was very very bad But two was very soft wanted One and two were fine. I watched what's not as bad as I thought it was going to be with a rewatch. It's actually like pretty good. I think there's a reason why that in Spider-Man, it'll attribute to like why we still have comic book movies now. Yeah, interesting. It's got bad writing though. It does have some bad writing. But they do showcase Cyclops' conclusive blasts. We have extensive conversation about this. Let's talk about Wasps and Hordets,

I'm just talking about this. We're gonna go back to that. You know, I've got a conversation about that a while ago. No, no, no. But this past weekend, I started watching a show. I like I'd always heard about it, and I never really given it a shot, but I watched all of season one of Reservation Dogs,

which I'd never seen. Oh, that's an old show. No, it just came out like last year. He's talking about the TV series. I'm thinking about the movie. You're thinking of the movie, Reservoir Dogs. Reservoir Dogs. Yes, reservation.

This is a play on that. Wow, I heard that's a new show, isn't it, right? Season two is airing right now. It's really good. Recovered. Recovered. No one will ever suspect you. It's like every episode's like 30 minutes. And it's like every episode's like

30 minutes and it's like season one was like eight episodes like super quick watch they're really really well written really really good show highly recommended I feel like critically I see a lot of people talk about it but I don't know if I see like a lot of people in like my circle and social media that I follow yeah I was because of that I was surprised that it got Greenland think that's enough. I was, because of that, I was surprised that it got Greenlight for a second season because I just didn't see enough about it from other people. And, but when it got, you know, Greenlight,

I was like, oh, it's great. It was great. Oh yeah. It's like a, a Gen Z show about first nation. Yeah, like Native Americans living on a reservation in Oklahoma and like how life is for them. Yeah. Really, really interesting.

Really good. What platform is on? It's on FX. It's an FX show. Yeah, they got there. It's a Tico with TV project. He executive producer produced. Executive producer and I think co-creator.

It is. It is so funny how you could immediately tell that Tico with TV is involved in a project based on the writing with it. Like, we just started watching what we do in the shadows for the first time. The new season's so good. We're, I mean, we're just, we just started.

So we're on like, episode five or six. We should have to see the good through your eyes. Yeah. It is, I mean, it's so good, but like, every line of dialogue, you're like, Tico Airtidys. Tico Airtidys. And also with the new Thor movie too, you're just Taiko Atee immediately.

All over, it's like how you can tell a song is written by Lynn Mell, Manuel Miranda, so like every song written by Lynn and Manuel Miranda, it's got that Miranda's tank on it. The guy who plays, they call it a Lynn Murek. He'll, who's the guy who plays Guillermo in what we do in the show?

Cardi Dien. He is so good. He is... He is so good. He's popping up in things everyone, so he showed up in... Richard. Richard. With, uh, uh...

Um... Alan Richardson, the Amazon. No, yeah, Richard. No, yeah, Richard. Richard, he shows up in a part and there, but he's Guillermo and what we do in the shadows. He... The progression of Guillermo, you're gonna get ready for a ride, because Guillermo.

He's already one of my favorites. He is so good. And the new season, everything on him, he's just so fantastic. But that actor is a delight. Follow him on social because he's really fun. He's a TikTok or that kind of thing. We have a show that's currently airing on Ruchertese called Red Dragon Inn.

And Matt Bragg is doing like a voice. He's playing like a bard character. And he's doing a voice. And everyone in the comments kept comparing him to so bad the name's Lazlo. Oh, Lazlo, yeah. And I think that was Lazlo. Who's the guy who's married the bigger guy?

Lazlo. Okay. Wait, one played by Matt Berry? Matt Berry, yeah. This is what it's called. They keep referring him by Matt Berry? Matt Berry. Yes, Matt Berry. They keep referring to him as Matt Berry. Like, he's doing a Matt Berry impression. And I was like, I don't know who this is. And then I started watching what we do in the chat.

I was like, kind of sounds like the voice that Matt Berry is doing in the show. And I was like, okay, now I see it. Matt Berry, man, that's an iconic voice. That dude is insanely funny, his whole life. Like, how do you get to do that? From search, like, from from start, like for like, oh god, he's just, there's some like,

I.T. crowd. Yeah, just everything. He's, I actually wanted to like, he was one of those people that are once from, you've seen somebody and they do, they're really known for like their voice, working thing, I'm like, I wanna see you in an interview talking normal,

just to see what your actual cadence is. So I finally found an interview with him and he, and he, and it's definitely his sound, but he tones down like the bombastic level of, you know, his character, but he's just enjoy but to listen to him talk. Just I want to hear that voice. Yeah, he's very enjoyable.

Is that someone in chat just said that Harvey Hian is the voice of Nightwing and the Harley Quinn animated series? Oh, is he? Oh, hilarious. I just, I just binge binge all the episodes out like yesterday That's been on my list to get back in and watch that Actually reminds me you ever seen the outhouse

Owl house on Owl we know no, no, no, I'm the loud the loud house. No, I have seen fan art of Owl house. I'm aware It's the animated fantasy television series out the loudhouse. No. I have seen fan art of Owl House, I'm aware. It's the animated fantasy television series, a pre-industrial channel January 10th, 2020. Yeah. It's very, very good. I've only heard good things.

You should check it out. My chat finally convinced me to check it out. And it's one of those shows that you watch, and then you realize there's not a million seasons of it, but you're enjoying it so much that you slow down how much you're watching season 40 episodes. Yeah It's animated two seasons Okay, that's a lot you have to understand that's like the sense. Yeah, this is what you have to understand about a kids show though I feel like the season numbers are an afterthought because I feel like kids shows just get put out and they don't really

Get seasoned like that until it's almost over, I feel. Cause like the first season of Stephen Universe has like 40 episodes. Well, Stephen Universe is also half episodes. Yeah, but it's like five minutes long. Yeah, they're like 11 minutes, that kind of a thing. But it's still like, it's always so weird number

that doesn't abide by any other three-minute show rules. But Al House is in the vein of Steven Universe. Yeah. And like, uh, Give me more co-ops. Like gravity falls, that kind of thing. Look at the garden wall.

Yeah, it's in that genre of those kinds of shows. Chats there with me. It's very, very good. Disney did do the, Disney always does the gays shows there. You're old, now we're see the gays shows dirty, all the time. Our house doesn't,

isn't done dirty. Core got done dirty. Core got done dirty. So you're talking about animated shows and how they season them after the fact. Yeah. So I thought, I thought back to an animated show,

I watched as a little kid. Yeah. I was like, Mighty Mouse. I wonder how many seasons there were of that original GI Joe cartoonized to watch when I was like, Yeah. I wonder how many seasons there were of that original GI Joe cartoon I used to watch when I was like six. There were 95 episodes, two seasons.

That's what, yeah, they would do that. So it's 95 episodes total. Across two seasons. I think you'd be surprised how many cartoons you'd go back and go how many seasons was this? And it was two seasons. 800 episodes. But it was like crazy, like like tail spin.

Yeah. That's two seasons. What?. But it was like crazy, like like tailspin. Yeah. That's two seasons. What? You've read for like 60 years. I was gonna say that never stopped running. It's, I think it's roughly two seasons. I'm going off a memory, but it was one of those shows that I remember looking up like,

how long do tailspin run? And it was like a lot of episodes, but just two seasons, that kind of thing. That was a good show, good for true. Good for true, it was great. All of those like Disney shows based off of the movies are my favorite. Disney afternoons.

Like Aladdin, Hercules, which is like in a high school sick. Tellspin, one season, 65 episodes. Wow. She has a change. Is it better? He's cute count. I mean, technically like it's a season

when there's a break of some sort, correct? Or like now, some sometimes, now there is. But yeah, if it just kept running. Yeah, I think the definitions lose at this point. That's like, even like, again, as an adult who like, kids cartoons, like, even at the time is recent as like, the adventure times. So with all, is like, if you wanna buy a DVD of kids shows,

they're like, we took 14 random episodes because of the two diss of a DVD and it's $80. So it's like, oh, can I get a full complete series on Blu-ray and they're like, no, we don't have that. Yeah, and that doesn't exist. We haven't figured out how much to goug you for that. Yeah, no, I paid like fucking 80. So not 80.

Some ridiculous amount of money to get like Steven Universe on DVD. I don't think they make a Blu-ray collection. And it was like, it's just like, yo, this was a huge show. Give me a Blu-ray set. It's stupid. On the top daddy.

On the other end, the spectrum of a show, we were just talking about, or we've got mentioned is like British seasons. If shows like IT crowd is like six episodes a season. And that's the season. There's three seasons of it. You know, that's all you get. I feel like it's more common nowadays.

But yeah, it was after the writer's strike that things really changed here. Like seasons can be crazy different. Like reality TV shows can have sometimes way more because they're- Do you wanna own an episodes per season of Love Island there? It's gotta be.

60. Something around there. No. It's because they do 60. Something around there. No. It's because they do a daily, right? It's a daily show. What? Yeah, so there's like, how do you watch that much content? How long is an episode?

An hour. An hour. So what are you doing? What are these people talking about? It's just because you just kind of slowly chip away at it. And I think it's also the kind of show. After 60 hours, you slowly chip away at it. And I think it's also the kind of show. 60 hours, you slowly chip away at it. Yeah.

Because you'll put on like an episode or two and it's also- It's like I catch up on an anime. It's like a, it's what I would call like phone shows, where you put on a show and you're like mostly paying attention, but you're also like scrolling through social media or like doing whatever kind of like passively-

But you're gonna be Marvel puzzle quest. Sure, yeah, exactly. I'm not like a dual-purpose show. Best feeds. And also they have, there's some episodes in that that are recap episodes. So if you want, you could also just watch those and kind of catch up that way.

Too much. That's a lot of content. Too much. I mean, we've only watched, I think, in total, maybe three or four seasons of La Violent over the, what is that? 180 hours. It's a lot.

A lot of show. Too much. That's too much. Yeah, that's crazy. Tonight on Love Island. I'm actually, that's a whole show. I'm actually, I've been on that show. Thanks, Eric. But that's one of the things I like about shows getting away from a television format and going to stream platforms is how you're not necessarily bound

to like 22 or 40 minute, 44 minute formats, where it's like, you can just get to the point. Yeah, an episode is very in the way. Based on whatever they want to get done in that episode. Game of Thrones was like my first experience is that where I remember that that where it was like, you know, it would be like an hour 12 was an episode. I was like, how does that work?

Hey, why not? Yeah. So, so. All you had to just cut the credits, speed up the credits and whatever movie from 1998 to the play after. Well, we didn't, I didn't grow up with cable until like a bit later on in my adolescence.

So, everything was in that, you know, prime time slot of like, you know, 23 minute show or a 44 minute show. That kind of thing. For commercials. Yeah, because you had commercials. I've got a slotted those commercials. Netflix is gonna be doing that now. Oh yeah.

Is it, aren't, only if you don't want to pay as much. All the streaming services increasing in their prices. I thought it was something about like the virtual. Every single service is increasing or adding an ad version. Yeah, ad supported tier. Yeah. Who's the first time I ever felt bamboozled when I paid

for something and it still had commercials. And it still had an ad. Oh, you got to pay more. I was like, oh, there's even like an even like way premium version of Hulu. I think Jeff has it because they watch shows that I was like, I'm on Hulu and I don't get this. And he's like, oh, it's like essentially the live TV version.

Oh yeah, that's like 70 a month. Yeah, it's like 75 a month. It's, I think it's a tend to be like a cable replacement because you get like every single thing. Yeah, you get everything. You'll have a boy island. I'm sorry to distract from this conversation right now. How dare you.

But I believe that Eric wants to give us the finger. Okay. Hey guys. Did he respond Okay. Hey, guys. Did he respond? Not him, particularly. People were going, so what finger is it? What's happening? Kevin A.C., who's a Padres beat reporter, said that.

You don't have to tell me who that is. I knew that is. No, it was not. Who cut his right middle finger, walking by a glass table, Scott goes on the I.O. In correct. So Gus, the third finger is the middle. The bad finger. However, this is in a text thread that has with a couple of friends with Sean for

mega 64 and a few other people who this text thread has been going this entire podcast arguing about what the third finger is. Sean agrees with you. Is Sean the only one that agrees with us? Yeah, of course. And I think that's a win. Sean is a reasonable, rational person. And we got to stick together. Sean, you and me. So what's his rationale for it being the ring finger?

He's the same thing with the thumb. He shot a video of him counting. And it was a close hand. He went one, two, three. Correct. And we went, okay. Exactly. Yeah.

But that's not how you count. If you're counting something when you're doing that, yes, but if it's a third object in the thing of objects, you look at the whole thing and you go, this is the third thing. What's the fourth finger? It's the pinky. I What's the fourth finger? At the pen, I would say your ring finger. This one, the pinky. I think you start from your thumb. The little finger.

Start from the inside, go up. If I said fourth finger, you'd go ring finger. Do we have a doctor in chat? A hand doctor. Sir, a doctor in the house. Yeah, first, second, third, fourth, fifth. I don't know about that pinky fifth pinky fifth medical finger numbering Turd your sister John

Okay, never mind How are the fingers numbered medically? Number they are numbered one to five beginning with the thumb. All right, this is bullshit. Medically! Medically! What are doctors now? What is the CDC saying?

Are you saying you don't trust that? It's their finger. The CDC said you can take your fingers and go fuck yourself. It seems to be the consensus on the regular. Stick it up your own ass. Stick them up your nose, that way you don't inhale any COVID when you're out and about. With Pox. Can you guys see that the CDC like loosened the your nose that way, you don't inhale any COVID when you're out and about. We're the pox. Do you guys see that the CDC like loosened the COVID guidelines

of like you don't have to quarantine anymore apparently and there's like something else like no distancing or social distancing anymore that's required. Yeah, everyone's. It's cool. I think they're just over it. Yeah, it's what it sounds like. CDC said that you can drive as long as,

drive drunk as long as you can do five jumping jacks without falling over before you get in the car and after. If you can hold your breath, then you're not drunk. Yeah. If you can inhale and hold your breath for five seconds, you're still good to drive. See, these, see, see, see, these, see, these, see, these, see, that the legal level of alcohol in the blood system for a five-year-old is now, whatever that kid can handle, they're not cool. If you can order it, he can drink it. See, these, he can drink it.

CDC said no more scheduling drugs. There's a, there's a, I know Barbara is, but John or Killer, either you watching the rehearsal? No, we talk about something that changes my anxiety. Yeah, you were talking about anxiety early, and we should think about it, but there's, tried, it got through halfway an episode. It's, it's a first episode, It's very different than the rest of the episodes

That series changes it's hard to put that show in a box, but I couldn't watch like Nathan for you Yeah, no, you're But you need to dump starbucks. Yes, he did which is brilliant, but in the first episode he makes a replica of fake bar. You probably saw that maybe in the episode, uh, the party episode you saw. A butt. Nope, didn't get to that even. Okay, well, he makes a fake bar and he keeps it for every other episode,

even though it's not needed to the point where like, he's hanging out in this fake bar. Yeah, I love that. And in this most recent episode, they like opened it up to the public and these people don't know that they're in a fake bar in a warehouse. It's the best thing ever. They just like made a door on an exterior building and they built like a long hallway

to get into a fake bar. Yeah. It's a wanderer and off the streets. So they don't, they can't see outside of it so they don't know that it's inside a warehouse. It's hilarious. It's like, it is the weirdest, most brilliant thing I've ever seen.

And it's, it's, it's, it just triggers something primal and be like, like, like as far as like the cringing and like the uncomfortableness. Yeah. But the whole point of the show is to overcome that, as you can be comfortable with a situation if you can rehearse it. I don't know if I'm just not sensitive to that kind of feeling with content,

but I don't really get cringes, secondhand cringes watching this show. Maybe the first episode, like a little bit. The first episode was definitely the worst about that. Yeah, but this gets better. This most, not this most recent episode, but the one before, was almost like a horror movie though. Yeah. It got really weird and dark, but this most recent one was almost like a horror movie though. It got really weird and dark,

but this most recent one was almost like a meta breakdown and analysis of the show itself when he started doing rehearsals about the rehearsal in the house with the woman. And it was like when she was like, we know what's happening. Am I the joke in this show? Are you laughing at me?

It's like, are we laughing? Like then you're really like questioning yourself, like, are we laughing at her? Like, what's going on with this show? There's one episode left, right? So I just know that there's gonna be some like insane reveal in the last episode of something he's been doing behind the scenes

or like something he's been doing to rehearse for the rehearsal for the rehearsal. I don't know what it's gonna be, but I'd feel like he is so clever at crafting something like this that there's gotta be something in the finale that just like blows everyone's mind. Yeah and it's another show where they play with the time like the first episode of thing was almost an hour long but then every other episode's been like 30 to 35 minutes long. Yeah. I need stuff to be scripted. So I know that someone has read the script, it's been edited and that kind of thing.

Well, there were hurdles all scripted. I can't exactly. Yeah, I guess you're right. You're very, very right. You play through all the possibility. Yeah. There's a flow chart. Ha, ha, ha.

The, I, probably one of the closest things to reality TV that I like, we were talking about it earlier, like I guess Jackass is reality TV, yeah. Like I like those movies. But there is, there's actually moments in those movies even that get cringe where I get uncomfortable and I don't like it anymore. Jackass I think, especially, and maybe again, it's just kind of like getting older. I can't watch people like hurt themselves that bad, without being like, it doesn't make me laugh as much as go like, yeah, sure I got you. That's the only thing that stayed constant

for me. You were always like that. I was younger, I used to be like full scorpion, my favorite subreddit, full scorpion. I don't know what that is. Yes, it's a people tumbling, falling, trying to do something. Oh, they go full Scorpion. They go like feet overhead forward. They look like the shape of a Scorpion. Like Scorpion's tail. Bad, bad, bad, bad.

Bad, bad, bad, bad. It was like, it was on every it was all in every fucking Instagram. It was like doing this dude's like doing a, like a BMX bike flip and he's like, falls off a mid-flip and his face like hits his dick. Like that's how inverted he goes. He fully. It's hard to look at.

His is his own ass. Yeah, I can't. I don't think I can go to that stuff, right? Yeah, I can do that. I think it's just like, I don't know if it's, it keeps my faith in humanity. Oh. It's just, I think the empath in me, where I'm just like, I can't know if it's a key space in humanity. It's just, I think the empath in me where I'm just like, I can't watch people hurt themselves that bad.

Oh my god. So, where are your brain draws the lines? You can't see the physical pain, but you'll watch people mentally destroy each other. I can't do that. I can't do, I can't do mental destruction. Yeah. Yeah, dude.

I think that's worse. Well, for sure, it's worse. I can't do mental destruction. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I think that's worse. Well, for sure, it's worse. I'm definitely an awful person. I can't do, but mental strife, I can't do liar revealed stuff. I'll turn it off. Like if something's like a liar revealed plot line on the show, I'm just like, I'm gonna skip this one. Or someone just embarrassing themselves.

I'll just fast forward till they're done embarrassing themselves. I see the aftermath. I'm okay with that. I think it's just the physical stuff. I mean, I don't have a problem watching the physical pain stuff. It's just, there are some things where I just can't help it. It doesn't make me laugh. I just go, if it's reality TV. Yeah. Like, jagas, or... If it's scripted action, you're fine with it. That's totally fine. Yeah. Everything scripted is totally fine. But yeah, reality stuff is because as a Canadian, you did not grow up watching America's funniest film videos.

Oh, I sure did. I sure did watch America's funny film videos. That's just, that's just that taps all the way through. That was just that's not what it hurts. Not a lot of not taps. But yeah, I think if it's just like two, two intents of like a painful thing or like something where it's like like for example a video of a guy trying to jump over a fence any lands like on a

spike on his crotch. I just like. That anything was like would lead to like a medical bill. Yeah. That's just fun. Yeah, if someone like gets like hit in head of a call or something like that. Yeah, that's fun. Yeah Oh yeah, if someone gets like hitting head of the ball, or something like that, that's fun. Yeah, they're embarrassed, but they get up. Yeah, as long as people are okay and don't have to immediately go to a hospital. Like a broken hospital visit, it's tough for me.

Yeah, like a broken boat can't do that. A lot of blood, the pitting of where it's coming from, can't do that. What I can do that, dude, three years ago, his little bar stool, he did 50 Petro and Shots back to back. Can't do that. He did 50 Petro and Sh shots back to back Can't do that he did 50 patron shots back to back. You know how you die. Yeah, he didn't die though He didn't he's fine how much is a hospital visit after that more than the thousand dollars. He bet he could do How much the shot one answer 20 oh, I'm trapped out how much total

Alcohol he drank I don't know but at bar it was 20 bucks a shot. And they said, and he said, $4,000 or $50, which I guess that's how much 50 costs, but I'm sure the hospital visit costs like seven K. So like they were out of a pumped him. So that was he got pumped for sure. 75 ounces, because it's 1.5 ounces per shot. That's 22 over 2200 milliliters a

Fifth is seven so a bottle of alcohol 750 milliliters, so that's about three bottles of alcohol. Oh my god I've tried that's why I said 50's like I'm trying to contextualize that Still I'm just personal. Yeah, you don't know. You're just saying yeah. No, he's alive. Yeah He survived. Yeah, I don't know. You're just saying, yeah. No, he's alive. Yeah. He survived. Yeah. I don't know.

I was just like watching people see her in pain. He just, he takes them like a chip. He just throws them back. He's like two at a time. The easy part is that initial. I think that's the hard part. No, then you got to deal with that.

You deal with that. That's the poison slowly seeping into your bloodstream in your body and you can't do anything about that. Yeah, I just feel it like even like, there's a TikTok series I like where they call it, it's like, can it Kirkland where they'll drink like a Kirkland brand alcohol and then like the real brand so it would be like Kirkland Tennessee whiskey

and then like Jack Daniels and they'll see if they can tell the difference. Even that I'm like doing two shots like that back to back, I would throw up. That's crazy. I would, I would know. I don't want to head shakes here. I would also say Bandera shot. I could be like 10 of those.

Bandera? Yeah. What's Bandera? It's at a, oh God, it's the place, it's, no, mixed mosquito. No, they share a, they share a patio with seven grand. It's the tequila bar by Barb's the place. It's no mixed mosquito. No, they share a patio with 7 grand. It's the tequila bar by Barb's. OK. Los Pearles.

Barbara Ellis to be specific, not my house. Yeah, that Barb's house. Barbara Ellis, my favorite bar, the best bar in Austin. I still remember, I think it was at RTX this year. Hell yeah. There was like people at this industry event that was like one of the evenings of RTX. And some people who were there were like, we're going to go to Barb's now. And I'm like, people at this industry event that was like one of the evenings of RTX. And some people who were there, like,

we're gonna go to barbs now. And I'm like, are you fucking crazy? Barbs? This is my favorite bar. It's not that I don't think it's an okay bar. It's that it was already like midnight, and we saw a full day of RTX. That's when you go to barbs, is that midnight?

But at your RTX, we have to work all day. Absolutely, absolutely. Absolutely. After RTX, you're so fucking tired. More so than usual. I was asleep last night by 9.15. That's how my nights go. It was glorious.

I'm starting to go to bed at like 10, 10, 30 now. Oh, glorious. Well, that was so for me. My medicine will let me go this week, that really. But yeah, let's Pearl, let's stay at the single of my dear shot. It's like $7. It's a show of tequila, a show of lime juice,

and a show of the sangrida. And it's like in the Mexican flag order. So you do the tequila lime same grida. It's like a same grida. Yeah. It's like a spicy, bloody, merry mix type thing. It's like tomato and spicy and whatever. You ever do an oyster shot?

Yes. I love those. I don't like it. I love oyster shots. But that means flag. Oh. I didn't know that. I don't know the Spanish, no, I don't know the Spanish.

That's why it looks like the Mexican flag. Do you know German and Spanish? Yeah, I have no Spanish, no I have no English. That's why it looks like the Mexican flag. Do you know German and Spanish? Yeah, it's a German from sixth grade through my junior year college. Oh wow, okay, so you know a decent amount. Yeah. Do you know what I was telling my girlfriend about the other night was about the one valiant attempt that you and I think some other people, I don't know if you might have been there or something like that, made at trying to take me around to the Austin Gay Bar scene for a night in hopes of trying to get me hooked up with somebody. I think even, I think the goal is just to get you

to comfortable talking. Yeah, because I just come out of the closet, divorced, didn't know how to meet guys. When I remember we went to rain. We went to rain. Think we went to you oil can. Henry's. Oil can. Hairy. Hairy. That's my favorite bar. We went to like three or four. Yeah.

And the good thing is there's only going to be one soon when these developers get their way. Well, it was, it's funny and hindsight now, just considering like, it was, em, it's like, it's a good attempt, but just considering knowing who I am and what I'm comfortable with at this point is like, putting me in that loud scenario with a bunch of strangers around alcohol. I think the real shocker is that you wanted to do it.

Well, it's because it's just, it was experiencing a problem. You're totally. Yeah, you're doing pride. Nope, just a, I'm like a win-sang right now. Friday night. Yeah, yeah. You know, Iron Bear? No, we did not. No, I think during pride? Nope, just a- Like a win-send, right? Yeah, Friday night. Yeah, yeah.

You feel iron bear? No, we did not. No, I think we only went to- We stayed on the fourth- So it's rain, oil cans. And there's a third one. There's one that's like a cross-stress. Just forget.

I thought rain was the one that crossed the street. No, rain's next to oil can. Okay, well the one that crossed the street trash. No, this one we went to I think is like, more east but still downtown. Chirps? Chirps Charlie. I think it's Chirps Charlie. I think it's Chirps Charlie's.

Chirps Charlie's. Oh, yeah. Thank you. We made it round through all of them. And it was a fun, memorable experience. Honestly, Texas was with us maybe. Yes, or at least at one of them. Yeah.

And then one other person. Maybe Max, the vibe of bar hopping through all those bars is insane. Imagine doing it with me. Yeah. Yeah, this is like, six years ago. Yeah, seven years ago. Cause like rain is like a twig bar.

And then oil can is like a leather daddy bar. And then iron bears a bear bar and then cheerups is for like lesbians and their non-binary friends. Okay. And the vibes are completely different. Like I will like start at cheerups because the drinks are a little cheaper and I like the taste of them. But back in the day when Texas was working at the oil can I was starting there because

he would hook me up with some drinks. I think that's why we went to oil can. Yeah, we can audio smother fucker and I will just last you for the rest of the week. And that, my favorite thing is just like the vibe of just like, oh yeah, there's like an indie band playing on the stage outside it, cheer up. And then it's like, all right, we've got our drinks. Let's go to oil can. And then just like inside the car you should do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, a non-gay bar. A non-gay bar. Well, they're all gay bars. Yeah. I talked to one nice gentleman at... Rain? No.

Yes. Rain outside. The one that isn't rain is the one that has like, it's like, it has, it's a drag bar and it has like, the dance floor is like two inches off the ground for no reason. Yeah. What is the name of that book?

Don't know. You're describing it perfectly, but. There's always very long times. There's always like, when you're looking at perfectly, but there's always very long time there's always like Looking at oil cans what side is it on? I don't know it's on the right hand side if you're approaching on the other side of rain Yeah It's not even on Google then Yeah, and the entrance is not on the main street you have to go to the like side street to the back of it

Yeah, it's here. I was doing some work. I'm trying to figure it out. I got my jacket stolen there one time. Oh. It was like a merch jacket. It was couch up. So they didn't have it anymore, very sad. I do want to do more, like experience more of the drag scene in Austin.

Yeah. Cause I've not experienced it at all. And having, like recently made friends with someone like Laurie bird. Laurie bird is phenomenal Who's local drag queen who also streams shoes at RTX? She yeah, and I played some Some games Highland hi, yes, thank you. That's what it was. I can't read Check really does have everything chef always comes through Chef is always has the answers to all of our life's message. Colorassie.

It's not on Google Maps here. That's Highland, Lauren. Maybe it's gone. Who knows? It's okay. Oh, it's on call. It's off Colorado. I was looking at the other side.

I was looking at the wrong side. I was looking at the, okay, I see where it is. I was looking at the wrong color. I was looking on the other side. No, I need to experience the daytime gaseine. I need not the nighttime crazy people in varsity. I want daytime drag brunch. Yes, see, I'm, so like, up until a month ago, I was very much like, I don't like drag, like I'm not a typical from a loves drag. I don't watch drag race. I don't like drag, like I'm not in,

two of my girlfriend loves drag, I don't watch drag race, I don't like it, but now that conservatives are attacking drag, queens, I'm just like, fuck it, like drag now. Yes, you do. Full support, full support, take my dollar bill after making direct direct contact with me. Blaine is obsessed with a drag streamer named Granny.

Oh, I've heard him talk about. And I've checked her out, she's amazing. I love the idea that drag streamers is now like a pretty normal consistent thing. And shows up on my like TikTok feed, just random drag queens. And they always play like scary games cause scary games are queer.

And it's the best. It's like an Iron Role Vtuber. Yes, yes. That's like an Iron Role v. Tuber. Yes. Yes. That's an interesting way to put it. Yeah. Blanel, D. of my girlfriend about Drag Race. Yeah, he's obsessed with Drag Race. He loves it. It's very cute.

It's adorable. Yeah. That's a reality show I never watched that I might have to so much. There's so much. There's so much. A lot of seasons. Two seasons of 105 episodes each. Non-stop as much as you can tell. Yeah, there's so much a lot of seasons law the season two seasons of 105 episodes each

Nonstop as much as you can tell yeah, there's like the behind the sea. That's why it's called a race Untucked the yellow watch too. I was like there's a name and there's like a companion podcast with a coal buyer Oh my god a whole universe. Yeah, there's a yeah, it's the track guys. This is a drag race extended universe Well, we better end this episode so we can all get caught up on the D. R. E.U Please the RPD are you all right. Thanks for watching everybody. Oh, see you guys next week. Bye Do you like Apple? Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples? All right, example. Together in Trempit hosts, Characombs.

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