Rooster Teeth Podcast - She Wants the Tea - #421

Episode Date: March 24, 2017

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Yes. How many years? 14. 14. Jeff tried to say 15 years this morning. Yeah, we're going into our 15th year. So it's really easy because that's a big milestone to start saying 15. That's also RVB season 15. Yeah, that's always... Which confuses some people. Well, you start with one. Yeah, well, I think that's what's confusing to some people. It's like it's our 14th year, but 15th season I know you did I'm actually so I definitely didn't forget Complete your calendar. It gives me a reminder 10 minutes before what am I gonna do in 10 minutes? Let me look at this event right now

I always wish my plan for the whole day. Alert one hour before. Alert time of event. Debollix. You didn't respond to the calendar invite. If you had responded one hour before at time of event. I got an alert and I didn't put it. Right. So if I don't respond it's still in there, but it only sets it at 10 minutes before. I must. So by cooking it, scept it moves it up to an hour. It moves, it goes to what is put into here. I put an hour now, because we moved to five,

because I know you need the reminder, because you're normally filming Let's Place. But you made it. I am struggling this week. So you wouldn't have made it if Maryl hadn't texted you. We're going to get some food. You said you would like to have food, because you were since we moved the podcast earlier.

We don't have food in your mouth. Why don't you just have food? Yeah, it's still dinner time. There was no food because the delivery service screwed up. So Maryl reached out to Gavin to ask him, do you want something anyway, we can read you some of your plans? You want anything before the show, and I was like,

what show? Oh. Oh. So if the food had gone Maryl. On time, you would not have been here on time. No, I wasn't even at the office actually I finished shooting my MDB for the day Then I went home and I was like I'm gonna finish this slow mo edit that I've been working all week

Keep getting interrupted to work on different stuff And then I left and came here So I still haven't finished it. I finally watched the the hitman video where you realized that the podcast had been going for 20 minutes It was just it was also so nonchalant, the way you're just like, God, podcast. Yeah, yep. What you did see in that video was me sprinting. I think I was on this set within 40 seconds.

Yeah. Also, your lip looks so much better, I just realized. Yes, it's not in my mouth anymore. We had an incident where Gavin was hurt on the set of immersion. Let me see. Oh, yeah, much better. Look at this.

But when he did it, it was massive. And paintball hits, Gus, you and I have played paintball in the past. It was a paintball that did it home. Hopefully there's a spoil, anything. Paintball injuries, when you get them, they're like, ow, they don't look that bad that moment, but they get way worse over the course of the next few days.

They're like, he just looked really bad immediately. And I was like, that's gonna go they get way worse over the course of the next few days. He just looked really bad immediately, and I was like, that's gonna get a lot worse when it was like that. Did you bite your lip a bunch? Oh, I just, I don't wanna risk it, so I just pulled my lip down, and I just poured soup in. That's so great.

Such a Gavin thing to do. That's totally a Gavin solution to your lip. I thought I just put it in and plugged, plugged, plugged. Have you ever had your gum's numb for like any dental work before? Does it feel like that kind of, like with your mouth? I guess it's not numb, it just hurts. Have you ever had your gum's numb for like any dental work before? Does it feel like that kind of like with your mouth? I guess it's not numb, it just hurts. I actually don't like a lot more.

It's the opposite of numb in fact. It really hurt. And then it was immediate. The swelling was, it was immediate. So we're not going to say anything about this video, but it hit me in the face. Yeah. You were wearing, you said you were wearing a mask for the painful. We would never do anything with paintball.

Oh god. We wouldn't fire people up. People would be in a face protection. But the fact that it still hit his lip, even though we weren't wearing masks isn't important. It went through part of the mask. But all of a sudden, I was like,

We might have turned up the paintballs a little higher. Yeah, so I was running about. One of a sudden I was like, ow. And then you have that moment where it's like, all right, I'm an incredible amount of paint. How injured am I? Right.

So I'm trying to like see if all my teeth are there. What's worse, immediate pain or immediate numbness where you start to feel the pain coming in. To me, the numbness, if you feel like completely numb. Oh yeah. And then it's like, I don't know how bad this is. To me, it was instant pain. It was like I got punched.

And then I had a mouthful of paintball and paint. So I was like, shit. Yeah, the pain was awful. So I'm spitting out of this stuff. And I got shards of stuff. So I'm like, is this the paintball shell or is this one of my teeth? Oh, right. I exploded. So I'm just gauzing out with this stuff and it was mainly paint and paintball shell. But from our perspective, Gavin was doing his thing. His head goes back. He lets out kind of a gulp. And then he lowers his head and doesn't say anything for like 30 seconds. Even though we're all asking him, are you okay?

Are you okay? And it's combination being in pain, assessing whether or not he's lost any teeth, and probably honestly, just you were probably pretty mad. That that happened. Oh, I wasn't mad, I was just shocked. Yeah. And the moment I hit my face,

so the rest of the world was gone to me. I was like, all right, what the, dealing with this stuff. Did it like, when'd you at all? No, and I was just like hit me in the face Emotion is one of those shows where like that's the one people get injured on some reason it is That's the one where Lindsay So Lip cut open

I saw comments, you know when you posted that people were saying like oh, you know That's the first time anyone's ever been hurt on an immersion and on a receipt you Like you know Not even close some first time anyone's ever been hurt on an immersion, an university shoot. Like, you're not even close. Some of the shit that has gone. Well, if you're a first number, you could see extra bonus episodes like me and Lindsay doing the Space Invaders immersion in Australia. And she like hits her head badly on a metal bar and gets gashed open. Yeah, Michael hurt himself too.

And on yesterday's one. Oh, did he? Yeah, in a different way. In a spoiler. I remember. I think I was. Oh, I think he showed me. I'm gonna see. So there's a question on Twitter's whether or not calendar alerts are low. Thank you. Becca's saying that they're local, but I think that the way I send them, they convey with the invite. So I have an RT podcast thing. My alert is 10 minutes before. Oh, it's back on my side. Becca is on your side. Becca is on your side, but she's also not on the air.

So, so she does. Why am I sitting all these alerts? I don't know, because you're trying to find yourself. I just I set them from the calendar. Like because the calendar, it doesn't originate from my calendar. There's a podcast calendar. Right. So you're saying it for the podcast calendar. But I thought that that conveyed that data conveyed.

I don't think it does. Well, both the fuck, that's stupid. I was trying to, trying to like support you quietly, but I also don't remember ever getting an alert an hour before a podcast. Why do you speak up? Because I like him shitting on you. And I like you being there.

So you begin to get victim. Shit on. Okay. I got shit on a Monday because the previous Monday, I showed off my AirPods And then I lost them on our trip to Austria Special lipics and they're laughing at me. I can I can hear them So guess what I did on Tuesday. Did you go buy new AirPods? No, I went to the airport and they found my fucking AirPods

What's that control room? Where's your fucking applause now? That control room, where's your fucking applause now? That's what you're talking about. Bernie, it doesn't change the fact you still lost the fight. Godless fucks in there, laughing at my- How did you do that? Did you go to the airline counter? Be like, hey, I lost something in your lounge. I'm a big idiot.

Gabb was with me, I actually went to the downstairs. I don't know if I should reveal the inter-politics of American Airlines at Austrian Berkshire Airport, but I went downstairs by the carousels where the luggage is because that was the only thing that was open when we landed 1130. The club where I lost them closed at 730 and there was this lady who was nice but very, very slow. You ever see Zootopia with the slom?

No. Okay. Well, I think Barbe you've seen it. She was like the female version of that. And this is a fury and I had to step out. I couldn't be around it. I just felt Gavin like a dark cloud. You know, like when a storm cloud's rolling in, it's just like you can tell the shadow

as it goes over everything. I could feel that happening with Gavin behind me and then he just left the room. Yeah, I felt like. She was like, you said they weren't beats. I was like, no, they're not beats. But the kid made someone could have mistaken for beats. Okay, so we've had some beats. She is not. We they weren't beats. I was like no, they're not beats But they can make someone could mistaken for beach. Okay, so we've got this in the mouth We've had some beats

But they're not beats and at one point I came back in and you're like, can we go up your airpods because I've got some and Well, I'll show her so you held them up and show them to her and she was just like Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, I didn't look at them once. I'm not even interested in knowing what they look like. And I was like, I gotta leave again. So I was still trying to work this angle through Twitter support with American Airlines, and they had told me about three times over the course of three days. Oh, yeah, we'll contact them and we'll let you know.

I'm like, you have a contact to me and they're like, oh, they haven't gotten back to us. Then all of a sudden, Twitter DM hits American Airlines. They go, Admiral's Club has your AirPods. Wait, the Twitter account DMG? Yeah, because I've been talking to them. That's the only way Twitter support. That was the only way I could do it

when I was in Austria. That's the only way I could think, because there's no number into the Aburnal Club. Barb must the initial store in the podcast, because she was Jessica Negri on Monday. I don't know if you remember her not a guest. I don't have a creative sense of that, I'm not right. She was great.

She was on always open to, and my God, that woman. The propo, she had a good post, her post She was great. She was not always open to and my God, that woman. It's incredible. She had a good post. Her post show was phenomenal. Yeah. But anyway, so Twitter DM says, a, the Emeralds Club has your thing. Lovely lady who I've never met at the Emeralds Club.

Her name is Brittany. She came out from behind security after her shift was over. I spent a set of time to meet her. She gave me my AirPods and I walked away. But before I did, I asked her asked her I said oh, I went downstairs To the luggage carousel lost and found the general lost and found for American Airlines and they weren't there She goes I would never give the people downstairs anything There was so much like behind that statement

I don't know what it was but it was like clearly there's a line between the lost and found people in the Ademnals club and the lost and found people down at the location. Do you think she knows about that really slow woman? Maybe. She doesn't trust her. No, because I can tell you that when she said it, I went, yeah, I get it.

That was like, I know what you mean. Someone on Twitter, I think with Rose 42 days, is wants to know how you can prove they're actually yours and not just another pair of earpods. Oh, I'll tell you how I know because to show off AirPods again. Oh, oh, let me clear my calendar invite. When you turn them on, was it now before? When I actually was wondering this, when I opened them up, it says Bernie's AirPods. Oh, they're right there. Yeah, no, it labels them as Bernie's AirPods. Okay. And like, no AirPods that have that turned on would be able to do that.

Yeah, I'm even going to open yours. Mine wouldn't be connected. Yeah, I wouldn't sink, I guess. Yeah. What if it even was that close? I don't know. I don't know the way technology works. No, these things are dope, though.

I mean, we on the podcast when I showed them off. Yes. And then immediately lost them. Yeah. Got them back. Yeah, kind of bleeding. No thanks to the horrible people in the control room. You have my back. You shouldn't either help. You're the one who lost it. It's a

Need more support on a regular basis And I like that was I you say that wasn't funny when you lost them. It was hilarious It was hilarious. So I feel like we kind of forgot something at the top We should have gone over our goals for first week. Well, we're having this podcast because of first week Yes, and actually this this broadcast is live to the public Yeah, but only available first members normally yeah podcast because of first week. Yes. And actually this broadcast is live to the public. Yeah. Yeah. And the available first members. Normally, yeah, if you like this and you want to watch future broadcasts of the podcast

live, you can sign up to be a first member at receipt.com. You get a 30 day free trial. And this week we have goals for people who sign up for first, where are we at? So we're over 3000. So we've unlocked the year of the rooster shirt, John rising or gets replaced by a puppet on the spot a goal Barbara makes a vlog goal and if we hit 5,000 achievement hunter will Redub an episode of Ruby and if we hit 10,000 the drunken Reversed blue video gets really how long do we have this?

Until what until Monday? There you go. Yeah, it's a full week people some people think it's only until Friday, but it's super excited about the Ruby Redub. Mm-hmm. Even more excited about the drug red versus blue, right? Not coming out. I have a feeling we might not hit our goal for that. And not to run counter to the efforts of the company. I'm so fucking grateful. Well, here's the thing. I can get that goal. I assume. Control who knows, they know. I assume we only need, we're at almost 4, company, I'm so fucking grateful. Well, here's the thing. I can get that goal. I assume. Control room knows, they know.

I assume we only need, we're at almost 4,000 I believe. So we only need about 6,000 signups. And I'm sure there's probably close to 6,000, if not more, people watching on YouTube right now. They can't do that. I don't have any space to do. Close to 10. So I'm saying, if all of you sign up for free trials right now.

Well, they might already have them. Get a friend to sign up for a free trial right now, or gift a sponsorship or a first membership to people. Do we do referrals or referrals to staff? No, we don't, but you could gift a first membership to people. You know what does referrals? I'm just saying, you'll hit it. Tesla does that.

And they constantly, it's one of the laimor things that Tesla does is they, superman's saying, it's in the app, it reminds you, and then they also periodically send you emails as well. And with such a high-end car, you don't want to be bombarded with ads to try and sell other cut people cars. I would agree with that, Gavin. And there even, the reward program is if you get five people to sign up, they give you

like $10,000 off your next Tesla. It's an extraordinary amount of money that you're generating for the company, which is just, I just don't associate it with that kind of thing. I mean, I guess you do it with Model 3, it's not, I just don't associate it with that kind of thing, you know? I mean, I guess you do it with model threes. It's more likely because more people are gonna buy them. How does it work if you buy your Tesla? But people are gonna like order a car

and I get it for like three years. Right. It's a very what of mouth brand though. I mean, they don't advertise. No. How much do you get if you just like buy me a Tesla? No, I don't get it. I lose a Tesla in the process.

That's what I lose. What, but like what if you just like, like bought me one? Like a car. Barber you can miss it You're an incredible negotiating it. It was it was the extra food to go to the table. This is my lawyer Can I tell you something incredibly stupid? I did yeah Oh only telling the story because it got resolved in a way that's okay for me

I don't know if you remember a couple months back. I retweeted this thing, this contest that United Airlines was having where you could fly on their first Polaris flight from like Chicago to San Francisco. I do remember you talking about this. And what you wanted to win it. I was like, oh, I want to win it. There's no way I don't have enough miles. I'll make a high bid just so that I'm winning it for now. I'll take a screenshot and I tweeted that.

I was like, there's no way I'm actually going to win that. I want it. Are you serious? You did? Yeah. Congrats. it. Oh, are you serious? You did? Yeah. Congrats. No. Wait, how much?

Uh. So you got to pay for it? I spent 300,000 miles on it. Oh, you scared me for a second. I was like, I never think doll I was gonna say. What was it you did? I was like, what was it you did? But the problem was, I found out about,

I found out I won when I was in New Zealand. And the flight was like the day after I came back from Australia So I would have to fly to Austin the immediately flight to Chicago to fly to San Francisco to fly to Austin And I had to film heroes and half-wits that day. I was like I just can't do it So I replied to them. I was like listen, I know I won. I know I can't get those miles back I just want to let you know that I can't make it that way if you want to give the seat to someone else or if there's something else You can do like go for it and they're like okay, you know Just you know we can't refund anything. It's like it's totally fine. It's my fuck up

Then like two weeks later that emailed me and they're like hey, we feel really bad for you. We're gonna give you your miles back Oh my god, they should yeah, I know it came out of nowhere like the conversation was dead. That's a lot of miles That's a lot of miles We can go far in first class for those miles. What's the monetary equivalent of that? There really is no monetary. With 300,000 miles, you could fly around the world. Yes, an international flight.

A domestic flight, I typically associate as being 25,000 miles around trip. But that's if you plan really well. Yeah. And I'd say international flight is 50 or 75,000 miles. So he used up like five or six international flights to bid on his thing. Yeah, that was dumb. But you got to back. I totally forgot. I was like, there's no way this someone's going to bid way more than that. I can't believe you won. So what was the flight that you missed? What was so good about it?

It was like the first time they were flying with a brand, it was like the first time they just received this plane from Boeing. They had outfitted it with their brand new like super top of the line first class seating and it would have been the first time a customer sat in that seat in that first class seat to fly. I can't believe you're okay with Pantin with that many miles. I was I was I was not happy. That's a part of generating what I've earned lifetime. To generate that many miles. Hey, we'll take a long time. Yellow. But to fly like to fly all the way around the earth is only 25,000. Yeah, you only live once But you have to fly like 80 times It's an experience and like it'd be like doing 12 entire laps of the planet. You know what? I'm a barber and her lawyer convinced me. I'm on her side now. What? She's right. Yeah, she's absolutely right

He only wants to use those fucking miles. Yeah, I would have done it. I couldn't have, I would have been tired coming back from Australia, and we had already planned to film this Heroes in Halfwood thing, and we had a lot of scheduling trouble at the time, and it's like we couldn't have possibly moved it. So I would have fucked over a production by now. That's nice of you, because I know other people who might not have done the same. Who what? What?

I did what? You remember Patrick, it's when we were trying to coordinate when I was in Australia, and I was like, can we just set a fucking date? And it was that Monday. We finally set a date. And I was like, I was going to be an asshole. Like, we just need to set a goddamn date and film. Yeah. And it would have been like, Oh, then I'd, by the way, I can't make it. What Frank was busy? What is Frank was talking about? What are you talking about? I feel like there are other people here. I don't want to speak 100% in confidence, but I feel like if there was an opportunity like this

for one of you guys, you would delay a production to experience it. I would, however, use that for my vlog. So I'd make it part of a production. Gustard, you just be sitting as fucking rich ass in a seat, drinking martini, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat. People don't allow productions for me.

They just do it, anyways, it's fine. We've already established that. Yeah, we were not delaying too much. Well, let me, are you, is that more directed at me and Gab Barber or specifically at JustGavin? I played the piss. So Gavin and I, we were supposed to be at the special Olympics for 10 days.

That was initially what we were supposed to do. It was gonna go right up until laser doom, until Friday, we were gonna come home tomorrow. But we ended up coming home Sunday because we had the immersion for Gavin, you know, his lips knocked off. And then two days of MDV as well. So we had to come back for that.

That's why I haven't been like, been able to do my videos because it was in Austria and I had immersion, immersion, MDV, MDV. Yep, and now this. That's what I call it when Aaron comes home after a vacation. Knock his lips off. No, I get my lips knocked off. Jesus.

Talk about LaBia. Oh, somebody pointed out a great use for AirPods. Not that this is a reason to buy them. Three years ago, I can't remember we did a series of BINORAL podcasts on the RT Labs channel. I get them where it's, it preserves the stereoscopic, spatial audio, the properties of the ears. And I did a relationship podcast with me

and Ashley and Megan Gavin. And they said, if you have those, the AirPods and it's like, it works really well. And I tried it out. It's like, it's really, well, it works like any other headphone. What if it's like fucking advantage do they have over any other headphone? Look, I'm exoscient. All I've seen is I hadn't heard it in a long time and I only listened to it's really. Well, it works like any other headphone. What if it's like fucking advantage do they have over any other headphone? Look, I'm exoscient is I hadn't heard it in a long time

and I only listened to it on AirPods. But you're speaking with the assembly point for an AirPods. It's identical. It's literally a headphone. It's a pair of headphones. He's just really trying to push those AirPods and all the way up to the store. What the fuck are you all, motherfucker?

These things are stupid expensive too. These are dumb. Like, they're a great product. How much do you think these are barber? They're for fucking headphones. How much are they? $300. Okay.

I shouldn't, I guess. Cause there are some headphones across $300. I would never buy a pair like that unless maybe for like a studio headphones. Yeah. No, these are 150 for earbuds. And that just seems too expensive to me. Like 159, right?

Yeah, they're honestly, like when I compare to other headphones and prices of other headphones I've seen, even earbuds, that's actually not as bad as the one. Most Bluetooth ones are about 99 bucks. I was excited to try Bluetooth because the dumb, stupid, dumb plug was gone. With dumbass gone, right? So obviously that's reward them by giving them 160 bucks. Exactly right.

I will say, I've lost maybe 10 pairs of headphones to my cats. The original white ones, the cat would just go, oh, they're broken. If I leave them anywhere, cat to the worst. What? They can't do it with these. No, it's great. Like a swallow one hole, but they get you the case a little bit like.

And it's a real fault. Imagine like waving your phone across the cat and it's like, Gavin's airport, it's in the cat. All of a sudden the music just starts playing in the cat's belly. Yeah, I guess that would be a lot worse though if the cat all of some the music just starts playing in the cat's belly Yeah, I guess I would be a lot that would be a lot worse though if the cat just bit your your phone. Yeah Then because the the planes super white ones they're just bundling with whatever product exactly Do you see that they came out with a red iPhone? Yes, you see that tomorrow

I think you're less about that fucking red. I know I think it's in support of the project red aids and yeah, but that's supporting aids Is that like we say support of I don't like to eat I don't do it. Isn't that charity just gash though. I've heard I've heard terrible things does is just project red it just raises awareness by just saying it's for eight right anything to It raises awareness for eight breast cancer research, where it's to promote the awareness of cancer. The Coleman Foundation. I think Project Red has even less money that they send through for a reason.

They got called on the fact that they contributed so little money to real world solutions or remedies for AIDS, that they said, well, that's not what we do. We're here to just raise awareness of AIDS. When I hear it like that. I would like a red iPhone, but I don't want to give to that, Sherry I'm gonna get a red key before we did you know Extra lot before we used to do extra life every year and had charitable initiatives

It's one of the reasons I was very reluctant for Ristratis to get involved doing charity stuff is because I didn't want to create another step Between people and the organization that needs the money Okay This feels weird to be to put yourself in that place. We like give us money and then we'll give it to someone and we'll sort, we'll help somehow. Are we mixing this up? Are we mixing up something two things?

I don't know. Cause I've heard that about red, but then I looked at Bono and maybe I'm mixing up two stories. I'm gonna have a Bono's one foundation under fire for giving little over 1% of the funds to charity. Well, he's, he's in, he did red too, didn't he? Yeah, I believe he did, didn't he?

So there was a big argument between, I think that Bano does is he's a him and Steve Jobs without having product read on the product, on the actual. One of the first people behind it, apparently, is what control room just said. It was Patrick. Patrick? I can never, sometimes I can't decipher who said what.

I'm sorry, I should know your voices by now. Patrick, I love you. Thank you. There you go. I also, like, whenever charities are to raise awareness about them, maybe I'm just very dumb on the subject, but like, could you go up to someone be like, hey, do you know what aids are?

And they say, what aids are? What they are. How many aids do you have? But it's like, I feel like nobody's forgetting about aids. Yeah, that's the thing. No one's like, no. It's not like Ebola, like people forgot for a while and it came? But it's like, what do you mean? I feel like nobody's forgetting about AIDS. Yeah, that's the thing, no one's saying no. It's not like Ebola, like people forgot for a while then it came back and it's like, oh, remember Ebola. Or breast cancer.

Or they have a vaccine for Ebola now that's working pretty well on trials. Oh, really? That's pretty cool. I got really obsessed with Ebola. And at the time when it was last outbreak in Africa, I subscribed to the R Ebola subreddit. And I keep forgetting to unsubscribe

so I see like these random things about like, you know, um, Neuastacens Creed, whatever, four new cases in New Guinea. What's this? Oh, it's Ebola, you know, and it's it's really it took a long time for it to Peter out that last outbreak, but uh, one of the most recent headlines is this vaccine that's apparently going through very successful trials. So Ebola's not nothing to worry about anymore, we're good. Oh, an unrelated note I forgot, which I also mentioned that if you're watching life for the first time, you can tweet us at hashtag RTpodcast.

Unless you have Ebola. We keep an eye on the Twitter feed and we'll fix stuff out. That'll, get busy fixing that. That's how outbreak came out of really bad time because I was trying to make a app about bowling and it was gonna call it Ebola. I guess laughing at that. That might be the biggest laugh you've ever had and nobody on the podcast laugh. And that was yeah, I was terrible. No one on the podcast ever laughed. We left

with the good. It was one time where I went, it was one like, there was one that you did that got me too and I was pretty excited about it because I, I get, there was a barber joke that I really like. So if you're not gonna buy Barbara Tesla, who at the company would you be most likely to buy a It was one of the easy to get me to, and I was pretty excited about it. There was a barber joke that I really liked. So if you're not gonna buy Barbara Tesla, who would the company would you be most likely to buy a Tesla? Ashley? I mean, if I need to pick somebody.

Like if you had to buy a really expensive Tesla for someone at the company. Who'd you have to pick? Matt. That's good answer. Yeah, that makes sense, right? Who would you buy a Tesla? And then Gus, sorry, then Gus.

Oh, for the new I over here. You buy a Fugus? Yeah, damn right. Final trial results confirm a bowl of vaccine loads of page slowly, provides high protection against disease. December 23, 2016. So you heard it here first, also on the World Health Organization website, if you want to go for a while but it's, nobody's really talking about it because the Ebola outbreak,

they did a great job of containing it. It's fucking scary shit, dude. What was the name of that city in the US? The well, the water got messed up. Flint, it's not, didn't get messed up. It is currently messed up. But nobody's talking about that anymore, even though it's still a good. No, then they say that they declared that the level of contaminants in the water is finally

back below the federally mandated levels, but still no one trusts that water. With good reason. Yeah, I have trouble trusting the water comes out of my tap now, and I'm always a big proponent of tap water versus. What's wrong with your tap? Because the people in Flint, they drank the water not knowing. You know what I mean? Well, it wasn't a brown?

I don't think it was brown specifically. Sometimes. Yeah, it would get like weird colors. It would? They, well, it wasn't a brown. I don't think it was brown specifically. Sometimes. Yeah, it would get like weird colors. It would influence. It was like yellow and stuff. I remember, just one thing we saw where the tap was when it was like yellow goo coming out. Or whatever.

Oh, yeah. So even if they filtered it through like a Britafilter, would it still give him illness? For a while, there was no commercial filter you could buy that would fix it. Oh. Yeah, I'm pretty relying on those. Because Austin tap water sucks.

I don't tell what you say it's terrible. Oh yeah, it's brown. Oh, yeah, it's brown. All tap water, that's the exact same thing. No, no way. Austin tap water definitely has a smell sometimes. Austin tap water. Like, what was it like in Canada?

Could you just drink in tap water? Yeah. It's like that in Austin too. So it's shitty there too. No, it's, it's, it's, it's water. Water like if your Canadian tap water was like Austin tap water your tap water shit Damn it. You're fucking the same level today. I Guess I prefer Canadian tap water if I had to pick one or the other I first did you see that clearly Canadian is making a comeback remember clearly Canadian? Oh, yeah

Yeah, flavored waters. Yeah, they're I guess they're coming back to market after having you, I guess y'all were. We need more cherry flavored stuff. Like cherry flavored, I feel it has dropped off a little bit. Cherry flavored needs to make a research. We need careful there. We need ketchup. We need ketchup chips in the US. Ketchup chips and all dress chips.

We need clothes here. No, get the fuck off. They are the best flavor of chips. Ellie was telling me about something the other day too that they have in the UK. Some kind of Korean barbecue. Oh yeah, yeah. What is it? She's just telling me about it. Is it the chicken? It's a tandoori something. Korean, they're making a very different thing. Is it the Thai one? Chicken teriyaki chips? Maybe that's it. She taught me some new slang today. What did she teach you? I'm learning some of my new English slang from someone in Texas, but she's English too.

So she's English. She taught me, allow it. What does that mean? And you just say it for whatever reason. Allow it. Allow it? Yeah. Like not all allow it, just allow it.

I mean the same thing is all allow it. You'll have to like check with her on the specifics. I'm glad you brought it up. British slang that Gavin doesn't understand what I mean it's so region wasn't it you don't know every American's I know literally every American's like test me Boston what up don't wicked there you go all right it's Nebraska uh corn man that's so husk you are hus now. Yeah, we met the nicest guy in Austria. He used to be an athlete for the Special Olympics,

and now he's a global ambassador, and he's from Nebraska. Just like a nicest dude. Yeah, and like, here's his backstory and everything. We're gonna, I'm putting out the vlog tomorrow. It should come out Friday. Are you struggling to get it done? Cause you're so busy.

Yeah, a little bit. Just trying to play catch-up. Yeah, especially when he's taking a trip. Well, on the trip out, I edited the previous vlog for South by Southwest. Are you struggling to get it done because you're so busy? Yeah, a little bit. It's difficult. Trying to play catch up, especially when you take a trip. Well, on the trip out, I edited the previous vlog for South by Southwest. I was editing that on the plane. You were editing it on the plane

and then you shot something on the plane and then slopped it right in. I did. I needed like a capper on that thing. I found an article here. It's 40 American slang phrases that Brits need to know. Oh, let's hear it. Go ahead.

Okay. I'm just gonna go. You want to give me the definition, I'll try to tell you what the slang term is? Fire you on an omnis, you're Canadian. Sure. It's almost American. Like, what do you mean, what's your name?

In transitive verb for leaving abruptly. Ghost. Peace out. For leaving abruptly. Yeah. What did you say? Peace out. Peace out of us.

Jet. Bale. Bale, oh yeah. Okay. I'm going down here. How about, All right, if you want to give us the word,'s out of it. Jet. Bale. Bale, oh yeah. Okay. Go down here. How about a, what's the word? And we'll define it. Okay. How about

pass the book means don't take responsibility for something. You know, this you haven't, you know, yeah, yeah, I'm wish I've got to try to guess the, the book. You never heard pass the book. Yeah, no, you know, you don't the you never heard past the book. Yeah, no You know, you don't take responsibility for you try to put on somebody else. Is that what it means? Yeah, you're here to phrase the book stops here Yes, I've never known what it means. It just means that you take responsibility. You take responsibility Oh, I can feel past the book the book stops here bang about a Gavin. How about a bought the farm?

I don't know. You spent your money on something way too expensive. Wow, they don't, you know, that's really making you lose your money. They don't know that. They don't know these. The thought the farm means you died. He bought the farm. I was close.

What's that got to do with Don Han? Bob, you're welcome. That's what you got to do with it. The phrase originates from World War Two, era military accidents involving unreliable aircraft crashing into your rural European country side Properties resulting in damages for which the US government was responsible to pay therefore buying the farm so that's amazing Is that really what that is? That's what it says here in the same page

So they made a joke out of people crashing into a field and that means I'm not a part of European fields. Wow All right next the hell about Shoot the breeze. Oh, that's just like small talk, right? Do you know how I'm gonna get? I don't know. Really?

This is fascinating to me. Isn't it like small talk? You can go nail the run. Yeah, shoot the breeze is just around just talking. Okay. Just around shoot the breeze. Shoot the breeze. I have a weird variation of that.

I'm gonna shoot the shit where I talk about whenever I invite someone out, I say, let's go out and have a drink and talk about which way the wind blows. And I don't know if I pick that up from somewhere, I just say that it's like a taking that phrase and just yeah It's like a foreigner heard that phrase and is trying to recreate no agenda. Let's just shout a gale. Yeah Trust I'm just trying to find fire the wind Here comes Hurricane Gabby How about you get it later? I said that like I said that. What is it though? What does that mean? Everybody knows what it means in context, but what is it, what is plead the fifth amendment?

Which is what, you know, you don't have to say anything. You don't have to discriminate yourself. Yeah, basically. Right, last one, last one. Spill the beans. Yeah, I think this one, isn't it? Give us the truth or tell us the truth. Let the cat out the bag.

I swear that's the only thing that I can do. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going beans. Yeah, I think that's right in it. Give us the truth or tell us the truth. Let the cat out the bag. I swear that's the truth. You know what I learned recently? No, I mean, it talks about how British English speakers pick up on the use of the word spill as a metaphor for divulging, but that spill the beans is an American off shoot.

I learned, is it spill the tea that we talked about on always open a couple weeks ago? Spill the, I think it's spill the tea. It means like give us the truth. The tea is the truth. So it's like spill the tea that we talked about on, always open a couple weeks ago? I think it's spilled the tea. It means like, give us the truth. The tea is the truth. So it's like, she wants the tea, got it. But it's like, oh, that tea's so hot, spill it. Thank you.

I got you guys. We now make this show for the control room. They're laughing, someone else out there's laughing. That's it, you guys, you know, bought the farm. That's interesting. I mean, I didn't know the origin of it, but I definitely didn't. I've also never putted this to farm.

Good for you. Would you buy a given a given a farm no why am I buying people buy because Bob was told that by the test I know but I would I know that's why I'm asking why am I buying stuff for you who in the company would you not buy a Tesla for everybody am I everybody who would you be on the bottom of your list control room? Guys cuz they just get to work faster to make fun of me. Patrick sent me some some Pictures of some crisps. Was it maybe Japanese teriyaki chicken? Maybe it was man. I'll still you in mind out Australian barbecue kangaroo. Was it Australian? Barbecue kangaroo that sounds horrible there for this Yeah, walkers are...

The Cherokee chickens, what do you think? I got... You know what I don't like on the podcast when you admit that you don't know something. And people who just know it because they live the different life than you and... Or they have people. Or they have people. And they freak out about the fact you didn't know something. Yeah, the concept that I thought that at some point in my life, I came up with the misconception

that ostriches are from Australia bothers a significant portion of our audience to where they contact me about it I'm like at what point what was they go good? You really just speaking poorly of the American education system. I'm like What is the class where they teach you where animals originated from I mean it's what I'm a little bit of a Technology. Yeah second grade Like where horses from we all know horses. Where the fuck are they from America to horse? It's around a horse around everywhere I'm a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little Have you seen a rival? When she's up against another translator for the job at the beginning and she tells the Colonel ask him what the phrase, this phrase means in Mongolian. And he asked him and he said, he meant to go to war.

And she said, no, it means the quest for more cows or something like that. I don't know, something about that. The quest for more horse or the quest for more cows or more horses or something like that. I just thought that was, I don't know why that moment was so understated But I really love it. It's like making it up though. Well, she yeah, she did she made it up But it was great. I didn't want to ruin that part of the movie so Gavin thanks for like There's something about the subtle tea of a language Even like going back to like our slang language, you know stuff like that There's so many like nuanced meanings that can be easily lost

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She's coming back right now. There's three little dots. I bet it's Thai sweet chili I bet it's chicken. You know where you go into the handwriting mode on the I message it comes up. You mean black so that's because no one else ever does that. Yeah. You can just say what? Prawn cocktail. Oh, come on Ellie. Yeah. Come on. It's gross right? That's the worst. We're talking about it on the podcast. Trims. Everyone hates you. Prawn cocktail. The pink the pink packet. Walker's crisps. I're talking about it on the podcast. Trams, but everyone hates you. Pro cocktail, the pink packet. Walker's crisps. Mm.

I'm not a fan of all of those like flavored chips. Like, it's supposed to taste like something else. If you want the other thing, just eat the other thing. Why why eat a piece of potato covered in chemicals to make you think it's something else? It's also why it's like the abundance of flavors is like this. So it's perfect. I hope we got a sound bite of that.

We had potato chips for a long time. And then there was one other, what's the original flavor of potato chip? It's just like salt. Yeah, but that's potato chips. Like there were a couple. It was like barbecue and sour cream and I- Sour cream and onion is what I always say.

Well that's salt and vinegar. Like and then those. That came later. Good salt and vinegar is like the American kids. The American crisp game is awful. It's just like classic and then the sour cream and then sometimes something and that's it. Barbecue, which by the way,

I don't know what barbecue flavor meat is. It's supposed to go with a barbecue meal because it doesn't taste like any barbecue. I fucking hate barbecue chips. I have smoky bacon. You don't have pork cocktail. You don't have. I love barbecue chips.

Yeah. You don't have barbecue. I'm awful. You don't have roast beef. You don't have roast chicken. She chips. Yeah. The barbachio. It's awful. You don't have roast beef. You don't have roast chicken. She says the first thing she does when she learns that your throat is by prawn cocktail crisps and a pint of British milk.

British milk seems like it would be good. Oh, it's amazing. Mm, chips and milk. Classic British milk. Do you have a lift? Do you see this? I was telling Gavin, he was trying to make me ill on this trip.

We talked about it in the podcast and Monday. I'm trying to give him a few more here. I'm making you feel reminding me. The fact that you weren't here. I was replaced Gavin, he was trying to make me ill on this trip. We talked about it in the podcast and Monday. It turns to give you a few points. I'm making you fear reminding me. The fact that you weren't here. I was replaced by someone way more beautiful and funny. He maybe eat an entire platter of tuna sushi. Like to see if he could make me sick. Get food poisoning.

I ate at the airport. We ordered sushi at the airport. I ate all that and I did describe it. The one time I've ever gotten ill from eating. And that was when I was in college and I lived with Matt And I came home with a whole package of fig newtons and a gallon of milk And I proceeded to eat an entire sleeve one half the package of fig newtons in one go and about three quarters of a gallon of milk All in one second matches watched me doing it was before like we had camera phones on everything

So he would have definitely filmed me doing it And then they said I just laid on the floor for like two hours. He also get ill for meeting all those tacos. Oh, yeah. But that was that's I think that's an extended circumstance. I was a bit like that was volume. Yeah. That was you'll so as a big newtons, I guess, but I wasn't going for our record. I was just bored and eating non-stop. Yeah. It was what you'll board. I'm the most nervous about shrimp at different places. Yeah. I was nervous about the mercury and the tuna. Yeah, you're worse. What do you want? I'm the most nervous about shrimp at different places. Yeah

I was nervous about the mercury in the tuna. Yeah, I was a little worried about that I feel like that's the easiest thing to get food poisoning off of I you know, I think I have oak allergies now in Austin This might be a deal breaker for me in Austin if I have oak allergies because I didn't if you can hear it But I'm a little sniffly. What do you sniffly and sick me? Oh? Yeah, for the immersion. I don't remember you Bayes. I was actually I think I was legitimately sick Did I have to say something? Did I have to say something? Did I have to say something? Did I have to say something? Did I have to say something? Did I have to say something? Did I have to say something? Did I have to say something?

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Did I have to say something? Did I have to say something? Did I have to say something? Did I have to say something? Did I have to say something? Did I have to say something? You should just take phones every day for your entire life. That's not medical advice for someone. That's what would do that. That's what my doctor told me to do that. Take phones every day. Every day? It's what it's a privilege to do that. Because you have to build up that immunity.

I did fly it up. My dad and my brother used phones and they said it's like life changing. They also have really bad allergies and once they started doing phones. I had to stop doing it. So I'm completely better. I started waking up with bloody noses. I was like, oh, they're, I mean, they're, and I stopped doing wrong. Yeah, I stopped the, you seem to flow.

How far are you shoving it up your nose? Oh, like all the way. The flow nays, and then you were bloody noses. You guys started getting bloody noses every day. She's like, you said that got you to use for this. No, no, no, no, no, the flow nays. I think the flow nays was causing it. Oh, you should try it.

Guess that's problems. His body, his body's like, my body's shutting down. It's not long for the world. He almost pooped himself in the post-shadow. I did almost show myself in the post. If you're a first member, you can watch the hat where I waddle out of here

like a penguin. How is it, because you just really had to shake your pants? It was that day we went to Shake Shack, remember? And I told you like I ate too much like a fine lick. It was all settled and it was like, no. Well, you had a double cheeseburger, cheese fries, and a milkshake.

Yeah, and I ate all of the fucking fries. I was like a fucking bitch. Like I ate all the burger, all the fries, and I was so sad. I was like, oh, now I've gotta get a shake. And you were like, no, you don't. I was like, yes, I do. And I went, I got the shake.

Yeah, it's a special cake. It's just sat here for 10 minutes between the end of the podcast and the post show. At the moment we hit record, you're like, I'm gonna shit my pants. Yeah, I was fine in the night. Like, it was just like a gurgle. Did all the talk of Jessica holding a fork between her butt cheeks help or make her... Oh, I missed that. Like that started as soon as I ran fine. And I was like, it was just like a gurgle. Did all the talk of Jessica holding a fork

between her butt cheeks help or make her? Oh, I missed that. Like that started as soon as I ran out. She came in right after the demonstration. Yeah. We left during the post show. Yeah. It was a big deal, Barba.

They got posted today. So I can watch it now with my wrist. She's first members. No, listen, listen, in all seriousness, Gus is doing one of his silly ads. This is 100% worth at the very least of free trial. For first, the people are in the tweet feed,

talking about how they're gonna get us to the drunk RVB release. You're not. So just give up. You're gonna do that. Did we ever, that however, that episode of the post show, I can guarantee is worth getting your first membership for. Did you ever think you'd be using Jessica Negri's ainess to sell first membership?

I, yeah, some more in the back of my head probably, but, you know, dreams do come true for some people. The watching her demonstrate that fork in her butt was, right, it's a memory that I'm a cherish for a long time. I like how I've never seen, I've never seen Bernie clear a table faster. He's like, you can look at me. Because he was in the, the camera was slightly in the way of the stuff on the table was of the camera. And I was like, you know, me be. Because he was in the, with the camera was slightly in the way of the stuff on the table was of the camera.

And I was like, he was clearing and reaping out of there. Up but was right here. So I was just like, yeah, well. She was awesome. She's still here, right? Yeah, I said, keep seeing her. She's still on the camera stuff. She's shooting something in the studio.

She's gonna shoot like a new one of her photo shoots. Part of it. I hope it's okay to say that. I saw a teaser image for the episode of fan service. She was in. Uh, I both, I think it was definitely miles and maybe gray are both in that. Uh, carry. They're all in the Virgin killing sweater. Killer. Virgin killer sweater. Sweater, which I didn't understand at first, but now I do after seeing it.

Why it's called that? Yeah, that's that does not seem like a practical sweater. I don't think that the other't think it keeps you warm. So can I do the subway challenge? Six foot long subs in one hour. I probably could do that. Why do you want to hurt yourself? I ate the whole platter of sushi in about seven minutes.

I don't think I mean, look at look at the size of the food. And then the size of a human stuff. That's the thing, right? It's got to be it's volume of person. So you're going to of the food and then the size of a human That's the thing right it's got to be its volume of person So you're gonna spell the stomach and then stack on it. That's what the taco did And the my my my gamm was touching my stomach. It was hard as a rock I'm pretty sure that when you opened your mouth wide enough. I could see I could see lettuce just like I was pushing the top Sofogas push push And this is gammes got this weird thing of me and eating

Sofie goes, push, push, and this is how the Gavins got this weird thing of me and eating. We were talking about six years ago, I went on a trip with, there's a period six years ago, it's very similar to the period we're in now, like all everything that's going on. And at that point in time, six years ago, Gav and I left in the middle of all that stuff to go to Sweden on a Europe trip together. And on that trip, Gav and we got a sandwich, like a six and sandwich, and Gavin, I'm with J.D. who would have been like eight at the time, and Gavin's filming me, and he makes me eat the whole sandwich in one bite. Like I had to shove the tire six and sandwich into my face. I got it in two bites.

Not easy, is it burning? I got it. It's not, Barb. I got a lot of respect for my lady friends. I like that we haven't changed. Nope, nothing is different. I don't think I like anything as much as I like watching you guys bet each other to do things. Like that video of you jumping into a car without using your hands is one of my favorite videos that you guys have filmed.

People always think it's like a new thing that I'm doing. Like it's constantly betting people to do stuff. You've probably done this since you were 15. I was able to earn money. Like since I was working at weight troze, I would often bet my entire day's wages for someone to like eat all the condiments. But I'd be like, oh, go to the cash point

and get 40 quid out. Is that a reputation the British people have? Is betting? I don't know. I just like seeing people eat stuff. I know. I heard them sell a new version. I still have a video that I took.

It was on set for a million dollars, but where I was drinking out of a water bottle, and I was holding the cap to the water bottle, and Gavin said he'd give me five dollars if I poured water into the cap and then poured it directly on my crotch. And I was just like, the easiest five dollars I've ever made.

Yeah, I would do that. The weird thing is when somebody steps a bet from Gavin, when you accept a bet, you say, yeah, I'll do that. You immediately seem to go, oh, wait a minute. No, like he should have amped it up. I did it. Remember when Michael Ait was gonna eat

the five pound gummy bear in an hour, and you were gonna pay him something stupid to do that, like a thousand dollars, 500, 500, it's a stupid amount. Well, I mean, when he started, I watched you be like, oh, this is not a good thing. I'm about to be out of five. But that happened with the barbecue sauce.

Yeah, he just chugged it. He was like, oh, yeah, I be like, oh, this is not a good thing. I'm about to be out of five. That would happen with the barbecue sauce. Yeah, he just chugged it. He was like, oh, yeah, I'm like, no, I think he took that sip and went, you're fucked. He didn't even care. He's about to do it. That was the one when we put out the animated adventure of that and then like a year later,

put out the actual video and the very similar. Oh, really? The animated adventure first. Well, because it was just a story on the podcast and then I found the footage. Oh, oh, really? That's really backwards. So we had a lot of people asking us if we still try to assassinate each other with shoes.

No, I got you recently. We haven't done that a lot lately. We didn't, we didn't do it at all on this trip. But yeah, Barb did it to me just recently. Was that in the parking lot out here? I saw someone hit someone in the face. It was either Gavin or Bernie, but it was with this boot. Yeah, it was like right out here, right?

Yeah, I was there. I saw that and take a lot of a lot of effort to was with this boot. Yeah, it was like right out here, right? Yeah, I was there. I saw that. And it takes a lot of effort to take these shoes off. Yeah, those are serious boots. But Kung-Shi specifically, I think what triggers that is I see Gavin from afar. And then I like walk towards him slowly with my camera. The worst thing I ever did to Gavin, I feel like, was Dan Grucci was in town.

Co-founder of the Slamo guys. And they had gotten back from the sub shop. And I didn't get the camera well placed up because it was so fast that I couldn't actually get a good shot of it, but they were walking in with their subs. And I know how happy people are. They're like, I didn't open the sub in the car.

I waited the whole time. I was getting in here. And I just walked by Dan. And I said, watch this. And then Gav was walking in front of him. I walked by Gav, but as I did, I reached down and I grabbed the sub out of his hand and then took a couple more steps in front of Gav

and then just punted it like a football over the bathrooms. And Gav was like like no reaction at all. I guess my lunch has a footprint on it now, because I'm not going out to get anywhere. Just solid pun. Did you end up eating it? Yeah.

Like I took the bit where there was the hole and I was just like pulled off all the brain. Was it raining that day? I don't know, it was raining. I think it was like dirty on the floor. What can I say, which was it? I was probably a builty. raining. I don't think it was like dirty on the floor. What kind of sandwich was it? I was probably a builte. I'm probably a nice, nice.

Or tuna gavine. Gavine eats tuna. I wouldn't toast that. Was this near the old office? No, I didn't. Stay true. Stay true. It got some height.

I was looking at my sandwich in the air for about two seconds. It was great. Because it was a moment of like, ah, give me back my sand. And boom, it just gets punted. I think I was like, you weren't. He's so defensive of his food. Now the other day I saw him and Jeff walking into the building with hamburgers, and I kind of made half a step over

and just raised my hand a little bit. And he covered it up like a football. He's like pulling it in. You always worry when I flinch. It's because of stuff like that. You gotta eat. Yeah, you gotta protect your food. I don't know how to protect my anus and protect my head and stuff.

I realize how much I ate off my kids plates One day at dinner. I was sitting there talking with JD and they were both like Like victims of war They wanted their food and they want me eating their fries or anything like it is insane how you can just eat forever I get literally for ever when I when I made a meal this sushi Like 24 pieces of sushi. He'd already he'd already in the time meal and how you can just eat forever. I can literally eat forever. When I made a meal this sushi, it was like 24 pieces of sushi. He'd already eaten in time, you know.

He's like, yeah. If you eat something fast enough, you could eat a large amount. I really would like to know, I wonder if I could eat longer than Michael can talk. That's what I'm wondering. Impossible. That you would die.

And then make it sleep. I talk about it all the time. Have you ever seen that Japanese hamburger game? We should have a video burger game, yeah. make it sleep. I talk about it all the time. Have you ever seen that Japanese hamburger game? We don't have to do that burger game. Yeah, the wheel. Oh the most popular combo only because the same guy kept coming up again. They can That was that was just kind of random that one guy ate so many you should go on epic meal time and eat the food with them. Yeah, you could I mean, that's like 38,000 calories. I think they've done stuff with like a hundred thousand calories. Yeah, you could go back in time to whenever that was around.

It's still around. Oh, I'm pretty sure they still like videos. I'm pretty sure it's fun. Yeah, they still like videos. I mean, I think so. I remember seeing something recently from them. Oh, okay. I don't know if they still do the same format, but they still like videos.

Are you going to VidCon this year? Yeah. It's going to VidCon this year? Yeah. It's going to be a busy summer. What is VidCon? June 23rd to 26th. Got that create a summit too. And I was just talking with Eric Cherry,

the gentleman who runs RTX City, and will be assisting us greatly with RTX London as well. Like, I'm done. And I said, hey, I think I want to do another convention down in Australia. That's not RTX, but just like, like like one, I'll just go by myself. I would like to attend. One convention, yeah. Because we used to do more of those.

And it was. We used to go to all the supernovas. Yeah. And those are fun because like my buddy runs packs. Yug. I should say he runs it. He's one of the people who organizes, pulls it off. He runs packs Australia.

I just said runs again. And I was talking with him. And PAX just doesn't feel like a convention I would go to as a single appearance, you know, it's not, I've never been to PAX outside of the Ruchitid group, you know, but supernova, I could just go, you know, just me, I know that would be okay. Did you time it to do an event in New Zealand at the same time, let's time it around one of the Armageddon's or something That's really good. I'll put it both Get more bang for your buck. Good for you. I'm just a good Jessica's as we're sneaking around outside I don't know what that means. I see some people sneaking over there. They're a million dollars, but backers Yeah, hey Andrew butt back is is he over there? Yeah, he's like handshaking. What's up?

Andrew pop in here and say hello Don't like go crazy though. He fainted. Come on here. So this is Andrew. He's in town because we're filming million dollars. But and he is an extra one of the people who contributed to the crowdfunding campaign for here. He wants to say hi.

He's in here right here. Hello. There's only. That's really like a sorry. There's no, there he there. You go to the red light. There you go. There's only tens of thousands of people

watching. Don't screw it up. He wants to play a lot of people. Well, thank you very much for contributing There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There on set. So thank you. I like this guy. Yeah, you'll get your $20 later. He's off camera. So you can't hear him. But he said, Bernie, you're the most handsome. And Barb, you're almost as good as Jessica. Yeah, that sounds all right.

Thanks dude. Thanks for having me. Yeah, we had some fun. We were out of these. We're some pretty stupid scenarios. I would say this was one I did last night. We were out to like 8.30 at night, nine at night, about an hour outside of Texas.

Outside of Austin. Outside of Austin. Outside of Austin. That's like, that's really far. I did drive an hour outside of Austin and get to this place. And the reason why we did it was because we had one shot that had fire in it.

And I can't go any deeper into that. So we had a whole crew travel. Was it coming out of someone's butt again? No, it was just like, we needed a fire marshal apparently to do this one shot that took all of 20 minutes maybe to do, but we had to drive an hour there and an hour back with a full production crew.

Why don't you just do it in my backyard when I do fire all the time? I was, here's what I was told gal when I asked that question, I was told insurance. So I wanted to just fake fire, that's what I'd say. It's $10 but, I mean, it's like, it's like RBB season one. Oh, you go through as a limonite the crew. Yeah, get rid of it, it's all these stuff. It's $1.00 but, I mean, it's like, it's like RBB season one. All you go through is eliminate the crew.

Yeah, get rid of all these cool stuff. Ridiculous crew. I love these things. And then it's less official, you just do. We shoot one with Jessica soon. Jessica Negri. Yeah, so we shoot it in two different chunks. We shoot what we call the round table.

And it's the sexy episode. It's Barbara is the Ruchertese. Oh, I guess Blaine's Ruchertese as well. But Barbara and Blaine and Miss Jessica Negri. Yep. I was trying to think of a scenario where I could get them both topless, but I couldn't think of one for that. So.

You couldn't think of a topless million dollars, but? No, no. No one. You can't wear a shirt for a year. But they would both take that. It wouldn't even be fun to discuss. That's probably like a million dollars for your shirts. That's it. You to discuss. That's what I'm gonna pay on you. I'm just gonna put a million dollars for your shirts. That's it, you're done, that's easy.

Plus you really need a scenario to get blamed to take off a shirt. That's what I'm saying. I know, right? This is a blame, there's a camera. Really? That's what I'm saying. I'm a million dollars, but you have to live the rest

of your life in your dishwasher. And he's like, so I'd have to have my shirt off. It's like, sure, absolutely, line on. Speaking of shirts. Speaking of shirts, you have to shower in a dishwasher. Speaking of shirts, I would do that. I'm wearing a Jeff shirt that's gonna come out tomorrow. Yeah.

Apparently it's a limited edition shirt. It goes on sale at 10 a.m. and once it's gone, it's gone. Where is this? Once we sell out of them, they go on sabbatical for an integer, we do a lot of time. I still a comment today on a video that said, Jeff's in more videos on his sabbatical I think we just stacked oh first members get a 5% discount. Yeah, but using

And if you're Jeff you get one for free. Yep, if you get one in time at 10 a.m. There's two two shirts There's that one There's another one with the other one also did tomorrow. Yeah, okay, there's like two sparrows is that it's yeah There's two sparrows and there's like some cool line design on it too. Yeah. If you could breathe in a dishwasher, but it work as a shower. I can breathe in a dishwasher. I can do it.

Why can't you breathe in a dishwasher? Why wouldn't you build it? Why can you breathe in a fridge? Yeah. They can't, I don't, yeah, well, it's a good question. Is there oxygen pop, is that? You can breathe in the fridge,

but they'll eventually run out of fresh air. Yeah. That's not the same as nothing. That's breathe. No, you can breathe, but you just eventually run out of fresh air. Yeah, the same is nothing. That's free. No, you can breathe, but you just got to pop the door open every now and then. Gavin, get in your dishwasher and run a snorkel at the top and then just shut that. And you're getting it. I think that'd be quite nice.

Oh, it's so, you're not just eating your shower. Yeah, but wouldn't it be cool? It's you'd have to like turn the heat off on the on your on your Underwater and a dishwasher super hot Shower cube So my ex I can't imagine showering like this. It get your asshole really clean My ex Jordan because my kids mom she started a business where she renovates like houses like that's her career now She like will do this house flipping thing. She does shower cubes And she her thing that she does is

She has these shower heads that I've never seen before So he sends me pictures of them. There's a shower head She put in this one house where it's a normal shower head But then this whole thing that goes down the wall and has jets the whole way down I've seen that before yeah, and like like these mats So you're basically like in a car wash, you know, that sounds amazing come Come back, you from all angles. Because I'm always worried when having a shower that my butthole specifically isn't getting cleaned enough. And that's why a bath is good,

because your butthole just stews in the water. And the rest of you stews in that butthole water. Well then you can rinse off. You can rinse off. What's the point of taking a bath and then cleaning yourself? Your butthole wants you clean it, it's clean though. You know what I'm saying? If you're stood up in a shower,

your cheeks are clenched over it. You could, like, spread your cheeks a little and just get there. Yeah, and that's why I make the up motion, like this. You're like, you're opening your feet or creaking. Because the microphone's in the way. Cracking an egg. I'm also never, like, I'm doing it to myself, so it's not this way, it's that way.

So you'll sat down in the shower. No, I'm standing up, but my butt is behind me look is over here. Oh Who do you have Mike? Can we get a mic? Who is it? Oh the TV's in the way. Oh, hey I didn't even see you I just saw that I didn't see the most conspicuous person possible So what are you doing back there? You're shooting we got a mic for you. Guess you want to grab that mic and hand the like over there There's a lot of Mike Mike so I just called you Jess is anybody call you Jess?

There's just a lot of Jessica Jessica Jesse you're weird because you're one of the people that I Don't often just call them by their first name. I just call you Jessica Negri Yeah, I said I said thank you first. I did that Yeah, I used to think you're first-classing person to me. I did that. I mean, it's a Celine Dion. It was Celine Dion. Where I was like, I shot with Darcelle Jessica Negri today. I was like, I don't know why I'm saying we're holding.

I'm a barb-dokerman. I don't know that a couple times. You two, barb-dok-dok-dok-dok. If I name it Celine Dion. Like, Celine Dion Stevens. Yeah, I thought it was Celine Dion and then she had a last name. And I was like, okay, cool. How's it going to come say hi?

And then I'm a little... Celine Dion, Rishambo. cool. How's your order come say hi? And then I'm going to... Silling D on Russian bokeh. Did you see her fairy pictures? Oh, I've seen barbers. I have seen proofs of them, like one or two, like little things that you guys put out. Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, we good job. Yeah. They're over there.

Is Mike over there? Yeah, Mike's over there too. It's so weird. It's like, Mike's been in town, Mike from Filthy Casual. He's been in town this whole week and I haven't been able to see him the whole week. It's like there. I know I'm saying hello He's invisible why haven't you been up to see him? Because million dollars but last night and then uh, well, I think they got in on Tuesday

And we were doing something What's today? Okay, yeah, I don't know what I was doing Tuesday. It's been crazy since we got back from watching the motion Gavin at Yeah, it's immersion Gavin and I had What can I see your look? Oh, no Tuesday was Tuesday was Tuesday was JD's birthday when I was JD I like went down I'm gonna leave you alone I'm gonna just wait I just got close me out so I believe it's pretty good. Bye

Be funny like jumped off the stage. I should have done what Shana was saying. She's like, that Jessica all the time. She's always at a 10. I don't know how she does it. She's always in like that super mode. The, maybe she sleeps for like 18 hours a night. So I'm getting a lot of comments about my watch on the Twitter feed.

This watch is, I started wearing this watching because I gave up on my Apple Watch. Gus made fun of me. One day I was trying to head stuff in my hands and I was trying to look at my watch and it wouldn't turn on. So I was like, have it with my nose like this. And Gus just goes, yeah, that's,

you look great doing that. What a modern advancement of technology for you. And I was like, it's like you with the socks thing. I just felt so bad about it. I went home and just like, I'm not wearing my Apple watch anymore. And I really recognize that that thing is inconvenient as fuck.

Charging a watch, I'm done. I got too much shit to charge now. Can you take it off every night, don't you? Yeah, the table charge is it. Yeah, I'm gonna travel and then I gotta pack another cord. It sucks for travel. If it had a lightning thing or whatever, good, no, it can't take it.

I'm not doing anymore. Anyway, so I started wearing this watch again. And I don't wear this watch often, but I've had it for a really long time. You had that watch forever. Yeah, this watch was when Red vs. Blue took off, this was probably in the first seven years, this is the one thing I bought myself,

was this red and blue watch. And it's really old. What's that? I said it's really old, I don't know. It's a guy in O5. I want to say that makes sense Yeah, like a gift to yourself. Yeah, I make fun of me for Tesla isn't stuff like that, but I drove My pickup that I had at my telecom job I drove that for the first five years of reverse blue spend bought another pickup and drove that one until

What like 2012 and then no, and then bought the Tesla. Who's making fun of you if I have a Tesla? You guys would just work. Buy me a Tesla, buy me a Tesla. No, I'm just not buying a Tesla. I'm just asking for a stone. No, you catch it. Anytime, no one even fun, everyone's like,

man, that's a wicked car, I would want one. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? I see you driving all the time now, by the way. I know, right? Because of that, like what you changed it, the yellow car, I see you everywhere now. I got an immediate Lesson in that right away. I kind of like it because it's almost like in GTA

You see that those unique cars or you're like what's that girl's name with the pink car? Nellie and Julie. I want to be the Angelina of all But did I tell you the guys a story about the when when I took Teddy out for his birthday to Cheesecake Factory? I don't think so. So I was at Cheesecake Factory with Teddy and three very nice people walked up to us our table right in the middle of dinner. And they said, you're Bernie Burns. And I said, yes, I am. Hello, nice to meet you. And they said, this was day two with the car. They said, we saw your car in the parking lot. And so we tried to find you somewhere in this mall, in the car. They said, we saw your car in the parking lot and so we tried to find you somewhere

in this mall, in the complex. And it was like probably two dozen stores, one of these outdoor malls. And it was weird because it was like, so you looked for me in the cheesecake factory? I was eating a cheesecake factory, but I was insulted that they looked for me in cheesecake factory. You don't know how many other places they went to. I bet they went straight there. that they looked for me in cheesecake fact. You don't know how many other places they went to. Straight there. Yeah, they found me. Teddy loves cheesecake factory.

They have macaroni and cheese everything. So Teddy just gets, didn't have macaroni and cheesecake? They have macaroni and cheese cake. They have deep fried, the scariest thing about cheesecake factory is they put the calorie amounts on every meal. You literally can't eat anything there that's under 900 calories.

And their menu is like a book. It is. I fucking hate that place. Do you? Too many options. Oh, that there that's under 900 calories. And their menu is like a book. It is. I fucking hate that place. Do you? Too many options. Oh, that's Gavin's problem, yeah. It's like, I want a place that makes something good. Not, that makes a billion different things.

They make cheesecake good. They make, they have a billion different cheesecakes. They make standard macaroni cheese. They make fried macaroni cheese, which are like little balls of fried macaroni cheese. And then they have a macaroni and cheeseburger. Well, up into the macaroni and cheese. This is like four plates to me.

Well, up into the mac and cheese of the alamah. Oh, the green chili mac and cheese dog shenan. Oh, it's terrible. It's like, I forgot. I forgot the crusty anymore. It's not, it's just like, goop. It's also smaller. So you're gonna get the buffalo cauliflower bites there?

No. It's why I go. Fucking good. I've, I've, I've, I've entered an animal renaissance going, trying to go there as often as possible. You're doing the bo- You're like, oh no. At one time they tell me we don't have that.

Geez, I got a set. It's so good. The pizza, the cauliflower buffalo, like fried cauliflower buffalo on it. Oh, it's okay. The pizza at the New Alamo is delicious. I don't know if you guys have been there or tried the pizza there yet,

but it's amazing. I want to go see Logan there. Yeah. They had their kind of soft opening. So I went like for the same reason Gus was interested in the plane. He's like, this is, I'm gonna be the first butt sitting in this chair for this album. I'm gonna fill it with parts. I also went like for the same reason, Gus was interested in the plane. He's like, this is I'm gonna be the first butt sitting in this chair for this

hell. I'm gonna fill it with parts. I also went there for the stop training. They give you 50% of your meal. That's true. They do. Did you spend 300,000 miles to get your butt? No, I did not do that. I didn't spend any miles either. I mean, I've wasted miles before when I tried to buy something and then I had to change my flight and they just wouldn't let me. And that happens sometimes with when you buy a ticket, it just feels less egregious when it's cash because, you know, it's just like, that's a normal course of business. And but when it's your miles, like your personal miles, it just feels like, oh my god, I know, that's what refund you there on your own fake currency.

Yeah. But somehow it's more, because it takes so much longer to build that. For the record, I wish I could have gone on that flight. That would have been fucking awesome. It would have been amazing. It would have been worth it. Even if I had spent three or two thousand, I would have absolutely done that.

Because they would have flown me from Austin to Chicago, then I would have gotten into the Polaris lounge to Chicago, then flown to Chicago to San Francisco, spent a night there, then flown to San Francisco to Austin. But you can do that today. All there's all covered. All covered. Yeah, they would pay for it all,

but it would be the first time that plane flew ever with passengers on it. It's an experience once in a lifetime experience. So, to me, the 50th time it flies is just as new as the first. Really, it's not going to be worn down. It's not going to be messy or anything. Yeah, but I don't know. There's something about it.

It's when it's like the 7,000th time it's flown and it's looking rickety. You know Gus' love airplane. I love planes. Things like that. Gavin and I, when we flew over to one of 747, Vienna, we were a little concerned because we were booked on Austria Airlines and Gavin looked them up. We had no idea what this airline was like. They had two stars. There was someplace in which one star.

So we had a lot of just trepidation about what kind of plane we're going on. Probably the nicest flight nicest flight ever been on We were lucky left to be flying in business class. That was probably a big part of it No, that's definitely true. That's definitely economy might have been yeah But actually the nicest point ever flew on was one leg of the amazing race We flew from Georgia to Dubai. We flew in an Emirates plane if I could fly Emirates on a regular basis I would totally fly it basically. I mean, they were flown Emirates.. If I could fly Emirates on a regular basis, I would totally fly it based on it. I mean, there were flown Emirates.

I always wanted to fly it. It was pretty fucking nice. Here's what you'll love about it. None of the bathrooms are on the same floor as the seats. You go down to a different level and that's where all the bathrooms are. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, and it's like put down there. It's all the same planes, right?

So they just obviously designed their planes to be... The price ate into cargo space. Maybe so. Yeah. It was like, yeah, you're almost like in a locker room in a weird way. I, uh, I've got someone who's, uh, friends with me on Snapchat, I don't know how you say that,

but he works at an airport. And he regularly sends me snapchats from like inside cargo holes of planes, but like pictures of planes like he works ground crew and like the planes. The planes, you know? I do that right, it's not like a security. I don't know that's why I'm not saying

what airport or anything. So I don't know if like that would get him in trouble, but it's really cool. Like he'll send me like photos like the planes too. I like to do that right. It's not like a security. I don't know that's why I'm not saying what airport or anything. So I don't know if like I would get him in trouble. But it's really cool. Like he'll send me like photos like the inside of the cargo on a like an in-brainer. And I'm like, oh yeah, I never thought about it. I'm never even thinking about like an actual cargo space on any plane looks like.

Yeah, it's really cool. So, but you know me, I like planes. I'm totally, I'm not talking to you. That kind of stuff. I watch get out. What do you think? I like it. I like it. I like it. Look at it. I like planes. I'm totally that kind of stuff. I watch get out Which I think I like to look at I was really good. It was it's one of my I was more as it is because Aaron I was already be too hyped. I got you I'd for it I don't think he was hyped enough to me

I felt like it to me. He felt like a long episode of black mirror That's what it felt like to me was Wasn't that guy in black mirror? No pun intended who yeah,? Yeah, the main character, the protagonist was in black mirror. Oh, is he in the middle of a million point one? Okay. I've seen him in a lot of English TV. Yeah. As Jimmy's English.

Oh, he does see that. Yeah, they don't hire Americans to be. I mean, it's really true. And the girl from girls. When Ashley went down to Australia, she was regularly turned down for hosting jobs because she had an American accent. Whereas in the US, if an Australian applies, it's like, oh, that's really interesting. She has, she sounds Australian.

We'll put her in the hosting gig and they rejected hardcore in other places. They don't want American accents because they get so much of it in the content they import from America. In this case, it was a British actor doing an American accent. Well, I'm saying it's like, he was saying, I guess he's a British actor. I said, if you've seen him on British TV, he's probably a British actor. They're not going to be plucking Americans to go work on British TV. So unless it's the show friends at the importer, something. I think it's about time to wrap up. You're the time to wrap up.

It's the time. Feel sure. Now, I don't know. But you're sure. This is a global audience. Watch this. Is there anybody who watches a person on television or in movies in their country that has an American accent that we don't consider famous in America? I'd be curious to know if there's anybody that exists like that. I literally can't think of a single person. Like a reverse John Oliver. Or like David Hasselhoff got big in Germany, but we all know who David Hasselhoff is. But it was funny to us that David Hasselhoff was big in Germany.

But there must be people in other countries that are Americans that are famous. And we just have to look at how it works. I saw, I think it was on Vice. It was on Vice News tonight. I saw a story about an American guy who has broken into the Mexican wrestling league, the Luchadors, by playing like this kind of like parody of Trump.

Really? Yeah. He walks around with an American flag with photo of Trump on it and fights all the Mexican wrestlers and everyone's booing at him. He plays the heel down there. But it's like he's found like this, like his calling, like his thing. He is super popular in Mexican wrestling because he plays this character. Can't wait to the day he pulls his mask off and it's Greg Miller. All right. Let's time to wrap up. So thanks everyone for watching. Hope you've had a good first week and Please do not give us 10,000 by Monday, so you don't have to watch our

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