Rooster Teeth Podcast - Snot Rockets Around the World - #399

Episode Date: October 25, 2016

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At least they're over three weeks. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Blaine. Not Barbara. Hey. And I'm Gus. I've been gone for a while.

Boy, I don't think I've missed three. We need to shut up here. It's like, while I was your vacation, like I'm month. Oh, you're in Korea. I was here three weeks ago. I was here here as like, at while I was your vacation, like a month. Oh, you're in Korea? I was here three weeks ago. I was here on the third. Those are the last time I was on the podcast.

You got way too excited. That's the case. It lines up. It's like, oh, 21 days, three weeks. You used to find one. We should do podcasts on the same day every week. Of course, it's gonna be. It depends when I left.

I love my stuff. Yeah. I think the last time you were on the podcast set. The last time I was on the podcast. Of course, that's gonna be the reason. There The last time I was on the podcast. Of course, that's gonna be the reason. There was still that 636 and Blaine was farting in my face. That was good times.

Never had that time. How was Korea? Korea was good. It was interesting. I got to do a lot of things. I spent two weeks there. And the highlight, the thing I wanted to do the most while I was in Korea was definitely visit the DMZ. Right.

And there's a number of DMZ tours you can do, but there's only one that allows you to get into the JSA, which is like those iconic blue buildings where you can walk across the border. I don't know what the iconic blue buildings are. Can someone, if someone in the control room can look up, like DMZ, JSA? Isn't it where they're like me to do any sort of... It's just BCO, BCO. Is that the one you were describing on an earlier podcast where they have someone outside the door ready to pull them back if they get grabbed?

Right, right? That's the place, okay? And the North Korean side in the 90s, they occasionally pull people into North Korea. So on the South Korean side, they have a soldier there by the door. What is this? Do you like that ball over there?

That appeared when you were gone. Making sure that no one gets pulled through the door. They got a photo there by the door. What is this? Do you like the ball over there? That appeared when you were gone. Making sure that no one gets pulled through the door. They got a photo. They attached like a bungee cord. That's the JSA. Which side of it are we facing? So this is from South facing door? This is a photo from the North Korean side.

Dope. They have cameras burning. They don't let any pictures out from North Korea. So make it seem like nobody's ever seen North Korea. That's actually an interesting point. So I was going to get to this later, but what you don't realize until you go there is that there are soldiers watching you the entire time and they will not let you take a photo facing South. It won't. So that photo we just showed is like iconic. People who know the DMZ know that photo, but people who have seen that photo could probably not tell you what the building immediately behind that person who took the photo looks like. Kind of like a pyramid in Egypt.

Right. But if you had a mirror, you could take a photo. I'm lost here. So you can't take a photo into North Korea. Into South Korea. That's a big sign saying no South. You can't take a picture of South and the North Korea. Why would that?

Oh, because the South Koreans they don't want. They don't want North Korea to know what that building looks like. They don't want the North Koreans to have detailed information about that building. So they don't know. You just go to the border and you just look at it. I mean, yeah, the windows are near. So they can't see in. Okay. What is it a wall? Go back to the picture. Go back to the picture. Can we see? Can we pull that picture back up? So this is facing cardinal direction. This is facing North. That is North Korea. That. So I'm standing in that white building. I can see whatever's behind the camera man. Exactly. But you don't know what's in the building. Well, who can, so what if I take a picture

and I don't know what's in the building? So you're saying that the picture's taken from indoors. That picture's taken from outdoors. You just can't turn around, you cannot take a picture of that building in the same. That's the only pictures that the North Koreans have. Is that photo? I don't know.

They don't want people to know. And actually taking the photo north to show what the south side of the building looks like. What was that crap about? That thing they don't have view of know. Actually taking the photo north the show with the south side of the building looks like. What was that crap about? That thing, they don't have view of. The windows on the outside of the South Korean building are mirrored so that you can't take a, they can't see it. How fucking petty, yeah.

So, someone's taking that from in front of the mirror? What are you talking about a mirror for? No, it's a one-way mirror though. They're looking away from the building. You can look in building. You, so, you can look out, but you can't look in. I'm already so bad. Does anyone else know what the hell I am? Do you understand that? You must understand why that's dumb,

because you're saying we can't get it. No, I get it. I get it. That's the rule. There was a dude with his hand on a gun telling me not to take a photo of facing south. They can't take a photo of facing south. So I didn't take a photo of facing south.

That makes sense, but he's, you should have questioned him and said, hey, put the photo on. Yeah, I'm gonna question the dude with a gun who's like, do not take that photo facing south of it. You should have gotten north of him and be like, draw and then take the picture. She said, look, I'm half black, half Korean. That would have gotten great.

So even to get to that point. Say you're an American, you go. Yes, answer your questions. No, God knows. Even to get to that point, I think we went through about five military checkpoints and you have to submit your passport to the United Nations a week in advance to get there.

The United Nations has to approve you even being in that area. Just don't make it a two-erest spot. That's what that says. No, no, it's awesome. That is, you don't do fog of the world anymore. But that is my most proud fog of the world at T-B-Man. That's all I know. It shows me walking across the North Korean border.

Really? Yeah, like what way of be facing? Can't say. That's a national security issue. Fog of the world doesn't work if you face South and you walk there. I just got my iPhone 7 and I had my old iPhone for a long time and I was like, all right, I got this thing transferred over but I'm positive I missed something My last transfer from the five to six. That's when I lost my fog of the world data So and I could have gone back and like restore the phone

I was like fuck it. I'm glad to be rid of it. I almost had the exact same thing happened this time I loaded up Pokemon after like two weeks of having my seven and it was like oh here's Dr. Willow Pick what person you want to be in everything. I'm like what happened? Where's my book on and it was like, oh, here's Dr. Willow, pick what person you want to be in everything. I'm like, what happened? Where's my Pokemon? And it was all my Pokemon. Do you have? I know. I didn't care. But then I realized later I was signed in on like some random Gmail account that I have

and not on my primary account that I was using for it. And then that's all right. And then all my Pokemon came back. Of the full off of that game. I was gonna say, is anyone still playing that? The trackers are back now. My kids started playing Pokemon on the DS because they played Pokemon on Mobile.

They got them. They did, they got them in the ecosystem, dude. Now they're all like, you know, now it sucks because you'll be like at dinner and you're like, put it away, put it away. You didn't have to do that with Pokemon Go. Right, you know? Cause there was nothing they could do.

Yeah. They checked them, that was it, they put it out. I went to Dallas this week. We never had Crees. We never had creases in our house really before that And I would do I know I know for fact actually had DS's in your house Well, we did like it was the thing like they were a thing for like a week now It's been like last like two months. The BS was for a week Well, there'd be something that came out like animal crossing mmm, and I played for like half an hour ago Oh, I remember this fucking thing get out of here

As you would play it for a week straight. And now Nintendo have made a big giant iPad thing with hooks on. Like, switch sides on. Yeah. What were you saying about going to Dallas? I was gonna say I wanted Dallas with Chris, Domeris, we're a film fest.

Already in the story. And we were like at a bar and he'd pull out his funerary on the, like, I must be texting somebody on Tinder or something. I look, he's still on Pokemon Go, like in the middle of a night texting somebody on Tinder or something. I look, he's still in Pokemon Go, like in the middle of a nightclub. No, he's not. Yeah, he was still playing Pokemon Go.

Like, everywhere we went, he'd be like, oh, he's the biggest child. He's keeping it real, man. I get it because I was somewhere I was like out and about and there was no location where I normally am not. And I was like, oh, it's like, I used to do that for fuck in the world. I used to bust it out and then it became Pokemon Go.

So I was like, yeah, Pokemon Go, I even thought about it a long time. And it was still like on my home screen list of icons. Like, I haven't moved into the dual folder. I knew it could rid of it. Yeah, so I tried to load it and it was like, but the trackers came back. That's the big news.

That's the big news today. Like the trackers are coming back. It's the bullshit. That destroys the spirit of the game. Oh, you're a lunatic. Trackers are the fucking worst. I'm glad we're the trackers that's everybody stop playing you fucking kill Because everyone was done with the game by that point

It was coincidental that the trackers went away and people stopped playing not a lot of people were done Anyway, people will not come back cuz trackers are back. I think they waited too long I know I agree with that though I'm not stuff with legendary Pokemon. They waited too long like now even if they were like does a mute to out and about Right here. I don't think have they done that yet though. I don't know cuz like I remember the commercial was like Oh, it's time Square you're a Mewtwo and everybody's fighting together and I never saw it happen It's kind of bummed you saw commercial for Pokemon go. Yeah, they a long time ago when they were like announcing it It was at some convention or something

They were probably trying to spread all those out and now nobody gives it down It's a real thing. That was like they had like a trailer for it And everybody's out. I'll go try it. Find it. I dare you. Fight people. I love for it.

Don't fight me. Thank you, Gavin. So I pulled up my fog of the world screen shot to make Bernie jealous. I don't know if we can pull it up. This is my beginning. I pull up the, I'll take a look at it. I'm screaming my, I'll go into this knowing

that I'm going to be fog of the world. They're not ready. All right, there it is Oh, so you cross the blitz across the world the red is the board the red is the DMZ Oh, you're fucking so how many how many Americans do you think have gone into North Korea? Like that a lot. I'm sure yeah like numbers though. I have no idea thousands There were 30 people on my tour. Okay, and it's Okay. And they do them five days a week. Okay. Except there was there was an unusual thing where

They weren't sure I was initially they were not gonna let me do this tour because there were joint South Korea US military exercises going on at the same at the time I was there and then like they rescheduled some of the Because they had no exercises. Yes, so that there was one day while I was there where I could potentially go. And the interesting thing was sometimes I would be walking through Seoul and I would hear the loudest jet engine I've ever heard in my life. Like what the fuck is that?

I would look up and it would be like two F-18s. Just like hauling ass across the sky. I'd be like, oh right, I'm in an area where shit could go down. Yeah, you are. Yeah, it's crazy to like look up, hear that, look up and be like, there are warplanes with missiles right above me. And I can see them and I can hear them. Where shit goes down on a regular basis.

Right, and they're just hauling ass going across the sky. You just look up and think, I chose to be here right now. Right, yeah, this choice. It was just a conscious choice I made in my life. I heard that there was like an earthquake there not too long. I think it I chose to be here right now. Right, I made this choice. It was a conscious choice that made it my life. I heard that there was like an earthquake there not too long. I think it was like a month ago or so. And apparently when it was going down, like some of the soldiers that were on the border were like,

fucking, it's on, like, we're being invaded right now. Like the war is happening. Yeah, yeah. That's terrifying. It's scary. Well, you're on pins and needles, hold on. The, the, so we got led up there by, to the, when we were at the DMZ, we got led up there by American when we were at the DMZ,

we got led up there by American troops. So when you do this tour, it's like a 50-50 chance. You could get either led up by South Korean troops or by American troops. And we happen to get led up by American troops. The guy who did the presentation, like before they do a presentation, they come on the bus and they take everyone's passports and look at them,

they make sure you're on the list, then they look at you and they say, do you intend to defect to North Korea and do you have any explosives on you right now? So, do be American. And I was like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not doing that. To the military making small talk. That's never happened ever. What was his mannerism like when he said it was like straight out of it? No, he was super serious, like super, super straightforward. And they are, they're very proud of the fact that they're stationed there.

And they say like Hugh Key said, you know, we are the only unit in the entire army who faces our enemy every day. You know, we stand here, our enemy stands right there. And we look them in the eye every day. And I'm going to butcher it. I forget what their unit slogan was, but their slogan was something like, in front of everyone else. That's pretty cool. Really? Yeah. And so they're, you change you check out my fog of the world. Check out my fog. And that's what I got out of it. It's like, hey, I got a screenshot of it. I got to go across this imaginary line where there's a dude with a gun of it. It's like, hey, I got a screenshot of it. I got to walk across this imaginary line

where there's a dude with a gun over there. It's funny, like that imaginary line, people can live and die because they stepped on an imaginary line. I saw the guy on this side, walked across, the guys across there could kill him. It was like East and West Germany, what if you just pissed about on the line,

you get, you don't even know about East and West Germany just recently? And I found this out in a today I learned on Reddit.com, is that I envision it as Germany and then a fucking wall down the middle of it. And that's West Germany on the West side and East Germany the East side. Apparently the wall went all the way around West Germany.

Like it was an eye, like it was like a socket. It was a middle of Germany. And it was like West indicating the Western world, Germany. But that, I guess they had to fly out. That was the only way. I guess that's why they had the Berlin Air Lifts, right? When they cut off the supply routes. And like the Americans had to fly bombers over

and drop supplies onto them. Because they were in the lab locked. And chocolate bars. Yeah, chocolate bars. This thing would be pretty easy to blockade when you're surrounding someone entirely. So is it good trip? It was a good trip.

Oh, I bought North Korean booze. See, I was gonna say, did they have a little right? I forgot your gift. I brought nobody a gift. Except Blaine. What the fuck? Really? I brought Blaine a gift.

I forgot it. It's at my house. It's okay. I came prepared for the situation. I got you a gift. Well, it was that the video conference, it's a shirt. It really okay. I brought I came prepared for the situation. I got you a gift Well, it was that the video conference. It's a shirt. It really sucks. It's from the faraway land of Dallas So that's for you. Thank you. I'll bring you your gift tomorrow I got it. I got it right now. I'm sure from the event. Yeah, we were at the film fest

I got him before before get me a gift. What's that? Did you get me one? Before I went to a Korea Blanast if I could bring him back a North Korean flag. So I looked for one. And for some strange reason, they don't sell North Korean flags in South Korea. I don't know why. But I bought Blaine some North Korean money. And that way he could buy his own North Korean flag.

So I'm good to go and have a good one. I'm not going to get a North Korean at home. No, actually, I think I said, I was like, bring me back some. No, you said a North Korean flag. There's some propaganda Well it's propaganda because there's that guy There's like the frat guy that went in

The American frat guy that went in He was gonna steal a poster that had Kim Jong-un on it And he got arrested and he's there to this day What a fucking idiot And then he was always like doing press conferences Where he's reading stuff they've told him to He's not being tortured And he's crying

He looks like he's just got the shit He's not on your fucked up What the hell are you looks like he's just gotten the shit out of him. He's not even here fucked up. What dumb? We gotta tell him when that happens. Otherwise, the audience goes fucking ape shit. What's that? If my strings are not matched on my hoodie,

and this string was up here back here, if you're listening to the audio podcast, thank you, you're a normal person. Oh, so you're here, does. I bought some North Korean boots. So when you go to the DMZ, you can buy North Korean liquor. And they had a bunch of different bottles and I bought the one I thought would be easiest to bring back

so that we could drink it here on the podcast. It didn't come back for reasons I'll explain in a second but they called it wine and I'm gonna use air quotes here and they called it Mountain Grape Wine. So I bought this bottle of wine and I took it back to my hotel room and I was like, okay before I put this in my bag and before I take it back to the United States, I'm going to try it.

So it had a screw top lid on it. So I tried unscrewing it and the screw top was, that's it. The screw top was so weak that as I was trying to unscrew it, like buckled and tore. Oh, like it, it was not ready for that torsion for. The cap? Right. I was like, well that's weird. That's never happened.

I'm sure it happened to play it all the time. So it's like, okay, that's bizarre. Then I started pouring it, and I realized that what? You can begin and give. We're good friends. You know? So I started pouring it. Have you been in this house yet?

No. No. That was a problem. Unfortunately, why did he pause? I paused because unfortunately, I know where he lives because I was accidentally going to a store that's passed his house and I was like, oh, it's got, oh God,

guess things I'm following him home. I had no idea. Well, I'm not even paying attention. So then I start pouring this wine into a glass and it's pouring into the glass, and instead of being red like wine, it's just brown. Gross. And I look at the bottle,

and I realize that they're sediment all on the bottom of the bottle. I wasn't drunk this, I mean, you want to back, there's no way I would've drunk it. Leaves and sticks and dirt. So there's men of being there. No, god no.

So I pick up the glass that I poured and I- But to be an earth. I sniff it and it smells like gasoline and dirt. Yeah, my God. Might have been. It might have been. It was brown like gasoline. So they just sell fuel in wine bowls.

And I was like, so I poured two glass ester with me. I poured two glasses. She had one. Why? And I was like, I'm not drinking that. Okay. I'm not drinking that, I'm absolutely not drinking that. She's like, come on, you know, what are you gonna do?

It's North Korean wine, whenever you can ever, this chance, like, no, there's no one drinking that. Well, it's poison. So she's like, she's like, she's never gonna come up again. Put her finger in it and licked it, that she was like, yeah, that was a mistake. She was like, there's no way I should have done that. You need to take me to the hospital right now.

It's smelled like gasoline so much. I felt uncomfortable trying to bring that back on the plate. Did you try to light it? No, no, no. I was gonna say that. I would have splashed it a bit in the sink and let it. I was convinced that there was like some petroleum in it or something. I'm not taking that back.

So explain to me, like, do they have a shop and is it run by like some little North Korean dude that selling it to you? It's on the South side. So they traded it with the South Koreans. I don't know how they got it there. But they have a few North Korean things you can buy this. I have an explanation. Some guys smuggled it up his ass. And then that's why it was so weird.

I think it's not some leaves. I think in sick bullshit they sell the tourists. Maybe. I don't think they have goods from North Korea. I think the tracking sale is product of DPRK on it. So I can make that sticker. Give me five fucking minutes. It was about a weird DPRK.

Yeah, I don't think so. It's like, yeah, Obama just lifted, oops, sorry guys. Nice. Obama just listed the restrictions on him. I knew it was so mad. What was Cuban cigars? Cuban cigars, Cuban products. Today.

Cuban cigars and something else specifically. Cuban rum. That's what it is. Yeah. We should have had, I know Cuban rum was the thing. I want to tryz Cuban products. Yeah. Cuban's a Garz and something else specifically. Cuban rum. That's one of this. Yeah. We should have had, I know Cuban rum was the thing. I want to try some Cuban rum. Well, all rum production used to be based out of Cuba. Yeah.

And then after the rise of Castro and the communist and there, it moved to Puerto Rico. So I didn't even know that Puerto Rico is the home of Rome. Puerto Rico has a lot of rum production, but like the Bacardi factory and places like that used to be headquartered out of Cuba. And I only know this because I lived in Puerto Rico.

And then after all of that happened, they moved to Puerto Rico. All right, so there you go. Fair play. But I have tried to keep Instagram once before my life. They're not good. They're like, they're considered. Doesn't get you a little bit high.

They're just like really like intense, they're really intense. They're like a high ammonia flavor from whatever call. Did you feel like Colombo? No, but I didn't. Do I like President John Kennedy? Do you feel like the guy from Aliens? It's the guy from Aliens.

Looking to my eye. What? You know, the sergeant. Sergeant Johnson from Halo's Base off of the guy. Oh, right, right. I'm here talking about Sergeant from Aliens. What was the guy's name in that? Someone who was me a...

The minute it's going, Sarge. Sarge? Sarge and A. We used to, when a group on the border... I don't even bother looking at one up. We used to smoke human cigars all the time. You get him in Mexico. Who's this?

When I was growing up on the border. Growing up in a smoke cigar. He used to smoke cigars and get drunk all the time when I was like 14. Yeah, we used to go down there. It's crazy, but now I used to cross the border into Mexico to go drink because I could drink there legally before I was 21. And it's now of like one of my kids wanted to go to Mexico to get

platinum. I just feel like you're going to die. Holy shit. Yeah. I was not much older than JD when I would walk across the bridge and go get drunk in Mexico. Fucking old as JD. What is he? J-15 now. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Yeah, that was JD's age. Really? Wow. He's technically 14 and a half, but it'll be 15 in March. And it's like, it's a countdown for me because it's, he's now five months away from being behind the wheel of a car and Gavin will not be at that point. I'm gonna sabotage that car.

Young man dies in a car accident. Oh, that's I'm sorry, but that's not funny at all. hilarious. I was just gonna make it so when it turned on I'm not gonna like take the brakes out. I don't think Teddy will have to learn how to drive. That's the thing. Jordan and I were talking about that this weekend, we did a true radio driving around.

No, because it'll be autonomous cars by then. But Tesla just announced that the new, all their cars from this point on have all the hardware that they need to go to full autonomy. They call it level five autonomous driving? They have a video of it. Like, and I would, it's just like, they can't roll up the software because of regulations or the lack of regulations. Like, and I would, it's just like, they can't roll up the cell. It was swear because of regulations

or the lack of regulations. It was a weird video. It's a little weird video. Because it shows this autonomous car driving down the street, parking itself, all set to the Rolling Stones, Painted Black. Yes. Why did they choose Painted Black for,

because it was just this remote. This was just this remote. And it's relevant. Yeah, it's relevant. It was just the West world and it's relevant It was the West world You want to see her face anybody watch walking dead. I won't spoil anything. Yes man. That was hard It's like it's like someone it's like a writer from Game of Thrones was like yeah you guys are pussy's and they're like oh Yeah, well the whole series has been kind of rough. Ah this episode was the roughest I mean, that's the reason why people got so upset

at the end of last season. What happened? There's a character from the graphic novels. His name is Nigan. And he's a very long-running villain in the graphic novel series, and he's really neat. He's like psychotic over the top. And at the end of last season,

I am gonna talk a little bit about what happened last season. He, it was the introduction of the last season, I am going to talk a little bit about what happened the last season. He was the introduction of Negan and he has this bat, which is a bat wrapped in barbed wire called Lucille. And he pulls all the main cast, those survivors that we've been following for now seven seasons. He gets them all down on the ground kneeling. He's got a bunch of men all around him. And then he, in the graphic novels, he, I'm going to say who, but he instantly kills a very primary character in the graphic novels. Now, the graphic novels, a primary character is not what it is in the show because they switch those characters

in and out. They establish that in season one of Walking Dead the show, where there was a character in the graphic novel who was there through the equivalent of what would have been like five or six seasons of the show, and they killed them in the fourth episode. So it was like clearly all bets were off at that point. And the Walking Dead tell tale games are the same way. They don't follow the same, it's like in the same world,

but even when you have characters on screen, they don't follow the pathway of the source material. It's like an alternate universe, both the same characters. So you never know what's gonna happen. And the best way I can explain it is that people who had read the graphic novels were very kind of upset about this Lucille moment being a cliffhanger because it was like a very sudden thing

in the middle of the graphic novel, like in the middle of the issue, this thing happened. And it was like a very sudden thing in the middle of the graphic novel like in the middle of the issue this thing happened and it was kind of like the equivalent of the red wedding in game of thrones where people who read the books were like this, you know, and then when it happened on TV and everybody freaked the fuck out about the red wedding then I was like, oh, they were talking about it. It would be the equivalent of that if the red wedding was the last episode of the season and they showed somebody pull out a knife and go, I'm gonna kill somebody and then that's it. And then they went away and they're like, what the fuck, that was such a better scene in the book.

So the AMC, if they're walking dead, they had this, I think huge responsibility coming back to like make this first episode. Like they had to pay off that cliffhands in a big way, but then it really just came down to who does he get? And the people who are read the graphic novels were saying it's probably most definitely this one person, other people had different theories. I was saying it could even be the main character Rick, the guy that you see in all the posters.

And if they did that have been, you know, crazy if like they go in and they kill the main character, it could have been nuts. Anyway, they tackled it and I thought they handled it really, really well. They handled it. I'm like, a lot of different levels. I'm speaking as boiler free as I can, a lot of different levels and they did it really well. It's interesting because you came in and you're like, great episode. Amazing.

Jeff came in this morning, he's like, this sucked. What was that? Terrible. Really? I've read a lot of reviews and I don't watch walking that. I've watched the first season. I've never watched it be on that. But I read a lot of reviews from people who don't watch walking dead. I've watched the first season, I've never watched it beyond that, but I read a lot of reviews from people who said that they felt it was too forced and obvious

because they felt that the writers gave them too long to think about the possibilities and that in their mind they kind of narrowed it down and knew what was gonna happen. I absolutely predicted who. Russ, when you leave that cliffhanger for too long. People have a lot of time to mull it over and really think about what the potential outcomes are. You have to think of the reverse of that though,

the alternate side of that. If they killed off someone in the season finale, that's kind of like a downer to end the season on. So it's a big moment. Yeah, but I mean, do you want like, a lot of people have a bad taste in their mouth after last night's episode? So it's like do you want them to walk away from a season like that or do you want them to walk away from the first episode of a new season? You know like it's like well, I want to see what happens next or do you want to like piss off a bunch of people and it's like all right

We'll be back in like half a year. Yeah, I think they did it right I think the last season they had a moment that actually pissed me off where I was like, I was getting really worried about the show where Game of Thrones and Walking Dead are two shows where it can be a main character, you know, and they'll be in the middle of something really important and then all of a sudden they're just dead, you know what I mean? That's part of those two shows that I really like because all bets are off.

Like in Game of Thrones, if anybody could die and I feel like in the next couple of seasons, we're gonna get really far down. Like, I'm afraid like Brianna Tarth is gonna die Are you talking about the fake up? They did last season? Yeah, so last season they had a guy who died and then three episodes later They were like, oh no, here's how he didn't die. It was like it was fucking well anytime They don't show like a head coming off you can just assume maybe this was like they did though. They did yeah That was crazy. It was his character and it was like he's definitely dead you know what I mean it was

like without question I thought Stanis was gonna come back you didn't see him die no see like you don't know that's still left in that you know the ones ambiguity you know the whole season right yeah Brienne you have to take her word for it she I think once she referenced that yeah she killed him but that was it so not much we're just going to game with him. There was a good while. Oh, that's like way into it. That was a long ago. That's less easy. I actually need to watch. Nevermind. I'm not going to cut it off. Technology is advanced too far. Go ahead. The other day, you won't

me up while I was asleep on a plane. Now that shouldn't be able to happen. With your thumbs, you woke me up in the sky. See like doing this. It was in the same flight. That's exactly what it was. Me tapping. If you have like a little haptic thing going on your pocket,

that's like me going, I was on a Wi-Fi on the plane and I fell asleep with my headphones in. It went, this shouldn't be allowed. It's even this creepy. But I feel like this, because this is actually the way I type is like, that's creepier. Like I'm just like, I'm all over Gavin Lane.

I had one of the most embarrassing experiences ever on a plane happened to me the other day. No, I can't, but let's see if you can compare. I can copy. You can't talk me, your story is worse, but. Nobody knew about it though. I was. I got to go out and away with that the rest of the time.

Everyone knew mine. Oh really? So I was asleep on the plane like this Head head down for our audio listener triple chin looking down triple chin and I guess I thought I would wake up when we hit 10,000 feet when I normally wake up But I didn't and what do you wait because there's the ding and then they make announcement and I thought you could just you just had an Alitimata that was so I slept through all of that I had a few drinks at the airport. So that was probably it so

The I got woken up by the flight attendant she came by and she shook me on the shoulder She's like Mr. Sorola would you like the meal tonight? So my head was down I looked up and I opened my mouth to answer and an entire mouthful of drool Just filled down my chin, all over my chest. And I looked down and my chest was cold because all this liquid, it was just everywhere. And I looked at her and I go,

I just drooled all over myself. And I will have the beef. And then she walked on and I was like, I need to change, I have to get my carry on out. And I had to go to the bathroom and change because my chest was just covered in saliva Every morning do you swan? No normally it would have spilled by then but I think it had just like accumulated my mouth hadn't spilled any of it and it was just

Everywhere everywhere all over me and It was it was more to find And it was it was mortifying What you were doing about snoring on a plane. Yeah, it's like way worse It was it was absolutely terrible, but the worst was how cold it got and how quickly it was cold Just sitting there Really garriling while you're like in your own spit. Yeah, I probably I probably could have the I probably said you probably have like a big story I probably go out because it was just like I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, That's beer, spill beer. Jules will beer out. It's like, it's dripping off the bottom of the... I was on a plane the other day and I did this number. Uh, where I was like, I was leaning up against the wall,

like by the window, and it was like, settling, everything. And I went to go, I went to go like, like, that, but I said I went like this, I went, C'mon. C'mon. Biggest loudest snort ever, but I was fully awake when I did it. I was just like, kind of drifting, and I was like, was about to fall asleep, and I just made this huge snort., but I was fully awake when I did it. I was just kinda drifting and I was about to fall asleep

and I just made this huge snort. I flimmed on the plane once. Flimmed? I had a bit of like, clag in the throat. You know when you, like, you breathe in and you get, like, there's like a valve or something. It's like, yeah, yeah. I was like, what the?

I did this one. Oh, shut out. Shut out. You know what I'm gonna say? Well, on the carpet. That is one of the biggest culture shocks you can get. When, I'm not necessarily like in the UK, but when you leave America and you go to other countries,

you gotta talk about China. The way that people deal with Flem is like way different. Everywhere else in the world. Like they don't give a shit like about, that's not a problem for them. It's like you're going to like, I've heard like, that Americans when they blow their nose in public, you're like, what are you doing? Don't do that. It's like, it's not a problem for them. It's like you're going to like, I've heard like, that Americans when they blow their nose and public, you're like, what are you doing?

Don't do that. It's like, it's really gross. It's like, oh, that's like, that's what you do, you blow your nose. It's not a big deal. And for them, it's like, for like a lot of other cultures. Most other cultures I would say, it's like, just hacking away and spitting out gunk

is like no big deal. I thought tons of spitting in Korea. Yeah, did you? A tons of spitting. Being raised on a football field, I just like, I do that no-throcket thing, or you hold down one notch and you go, I like to picture baby playing in a crib

on a football field. Pretty much, that was much out of it. Yeah, but it's like, I can't stand like this, it's like, I'm okay with that, except for I had one bad experience where I was like, what are you fucking doing? When somebody did that, you know it wasn't you. You know wasn't you, you know what it was a friend of mine. He did it, he we're in the pool.

Oh god. He like comes out from underwater and he goes, like out of his left nostril, I'm like, what? You remember that, I'll cup. What was that? Put that in my head. Yeah, I'll cup and squeeze and go,

and then I'll just look it out. Oh come on, are you doing it in your hand? Get just a pool then you meet you immediately put it back in. There you go. I think to this day, I think, blame was my friend. Spitting in public in San Antonio is illegal, because it used to spread tuberculosis.

No. Yeah. I love those hearing about those laws. Well, it still would, but it sounds a lot of it. I'm gonna talk about it. Let me read this here. Someone wants to open up a play Gavner, Gaggle this here. So I want to say we want to play Gavin or Dagle. Somebody sent me a thing this weekend

where they did Ramsey or Reddit with Gordon Ramsey. What? Some news, some news person was interviewing. They did Reddit or Ramsey. Interesting. Where they had stuff from Reddit or stuff that Gordon Ramsey had said. And they were asking Gordon Ramsey

and he had to guess which one was him. We're fucked with Sueing. Why don't we do in Bunny or Bing? F**king suing. Yeah, we get right on that. Um, what I'm mind everyone, this episode of the podcast is brought to you by Battlefield 1. So I want to remind everyone that, uh, Battlefield 1 was just released this past Friday, October 21st. Uh, Super Cool game. I've been out of town having had a chance to play it yet.

It's a number one of my list get into. Um, I'm super excited about this rejuvenation. I feel like we've seen so many World War Two games excited to finally get in and play a World War One game. And in fact, you just shot something battle for a related the other day. I did, I went out to the desert. Can you talk about it? In Nevada.

We talk a little bit about it. We can tease it. It's coming soon. It was bullets. Yeah, it was bullets. It was a desert. And it was tough to shoot because it was real bullets. It was, yeah. It was bullets. Yeah, it was bullets. It was a desert. And it was tough to shoot because it was real bullets. It was, yeah.

It was safety wise. It was tough. At your shooting wise, piece of piss. Yeah, you just got a squeeze. I just bought a really long lens. Yeah, the 800 millimeter lens. Yeah, that was crazy. That was cool.

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How do you put up with it? Um, I'm just gonna say a story I'm gonna get to the point where if anybody else sends me one of those fucking photos I'm gonna like shave a stripe down the middle of my head So no, it'll ever fucking send me a thing that I look like so and so so I get it for you all the time to Gavin Never looks like you ever. I love when people, I'm gonna regret saying this. I love when people send me that one guy that's covered in hair over his entire body. So it looks like me.

I get that a hundred times. That's squash, thank you. The one that was good though is the one where Jack got sent a picture and Jack wasn't sure if it was him or not. That's crazy. So you were talking about planes and maybe think about this on the way back when I was flying from Seoul to San Francisco.

That's us, isn't it? This was economy. I can't believe I just scoffed. This was economy. I got seated next to this dude. He was in the middle seat. I was in the aisle. I got seated next to this dude in the middle seat who was a very nervous flyer.

No, I love it. And it's been a long time since I've had to sit next to a nervous flyer. And this was a turbulent flight. For whatever reason, it was rough. It was shaky the whole time. Not like fucking love it. Any one particular outburst of turbulence just consistent turbulence for 12 hours. And so we'd be there,

and he was watching Star Trek Beyond on his little, in flight. It's been like watching an D-Box screen. And anytime the seat was start shaking, he would pause it, bring up the map, try to look out the window, it was night. You can't see anything out the window. We're over the Pacific.

There's nothing. He tries to look out the window and then he starts looking around like this. What's he looking for? What's he looking for? Yeah. I don't know. He wants to make eye contact.

Looking at the map. I didn't tend it. Looking out the window at nothing and then looking around the cabinet, nothing. Well people know that help was on a plane. They just don't want to feel help. So if he's like sorting his stuff out, like trying to think of what he's going to do

when the plane goes down, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's mind. He was so nervous and you keep looking at his map that I was like all right I'm gonna do this guy favor. I brought up the map on my display I'm trying to sleep. He's moving around so much like the turbulence I can sleep through but him looking around I can't sleep through it's too random right so I pull up the map and I'm like there He can look at the map on my screen that way. He can like watch his movie and every now and then glance over It's a shielded though and so you can't see the. This one wasn't.

Oh, okay. Um, it's Korean. Still. Every time, like every, I could see every now and then he would look at my map and then he would pull up his map. Like just a picture. It's the same info. He's nervous. He's the same info.

He's the cross-reference of. Right, he would like look and then look and then look around. You should have just pulled up a pitch of a plane on fire I was like I don't know. I don't know what this guy wants I don't know he might have needed to take a shit and he was like how much for early we have we were in the exit Roke he could have just stood straight up and walked forward. Yeah, I come that guy ends up in the exit row That's and like no idea rise real estate. No idea. Campy a nervous flyer me a frequent flight It was it was a Ken it was. Hey Ken.

It was. It wasn't empty seat. Why? A turbulent flight. Turbulence is terrifying. Turbulence is not terrifying. Especially if you're asleep. But it wasn't really bad. It was just like,

you don't want that. You want a nice smooth ride. Of course you want that, but it wasn't bad. You could, I couldn't have slept through that. I could have drilled all over myself. If you, if you could choose, would you rather have turbulence than a smooth flight? I might.

It's a true off. Full of rubbic. I might. I like to be like a fresh man. No, I like. It's like, it's something to do. It's not in your due turbulence. You always say this, you don't do it.

I know, you're just like, hey, it's like, no, I'm not. I like it. I'm not having it. No. I always think about it when I'm going on the runway. it's like, no! That's around. I like it. I'm not having it. No. I always think about it when I'm going on the runway. It's like, this is bumpier than any turbulence where every experience, and I'm like, freaking out

because the runway's bumpy. This is a new thing that's been happening lately when I land in planes. I feel like they keep making corrections, like way more seriously than I've ever noticed before. Oh, the right. Like, the land, and then it's like a jog, a left, jog, right. And I can feel it till I go where I'm shifting in the seat.

I'm like, can we count? I'm stuck in the straight. The nose down, don't they? No, I get you. Like, if you land in crosswind, you land, and then you've got a point four, it's good. So I guess I'm flying in a lot of crosswinds these days. Is what I'm saying.

I don't remember that previously. I love those shots of, I don't sure which airport, but it's like in plain. I'm coming in like, Birmingham. Oh, is it? Birmingham, Alabama? No, in the UK. Okay.

Birmingham. So they come in like this. For the Bromys, Liv. Yeah. Or it's like the airport at St. Barth's, which is like ocean, little bit of your runway mountain. And so people think you're supposed to land towards the mountain, you're in clinicians

and you have to put in your fucking smash in the mountain. But then you're supposed to land towards the mountain you're in clinicians to do that but you fucking smash in the mountain but then you're supposed to come down the mountain down the hill speed in the water yeah then like pull up last minute land and then stop before you go into the fucking ocean oh and if you go look it up it's like the first thumbnail for the videos there just like planes like in the water with the tail sticking out they look photoshopped yeah but no But no, they're absolutely not. What fucking genius- So, I don't know. I mean, I think it was necessity. He posted his freaking flutter miles today.

Yeah. Twitter, did you see that? I saw it. Gavin did it. Yeah. Do you have yours? Yeah. I have mine.

I was going to always want to compare it here. So that's me. Oh, nice. You have exact plot. Yeah, so I'm at like 116,000 miles. So I was, I actually thought it was pretty weird that I have 116,000 miles, but you have way more than me. You have like 150, but you only have 10 more segments

than I do. Which is only five trips. More international. Yeah, longer, longer legs. Yeah. Like your average, I did an average on yours. This is Gavin. Gavin has 151,000 miles this year and 73 segments.

I call it a triple platinum. So you qualified for segments. I'm trying to pull mine up and the airline website does not recognize my device. Why not? Have you ever bootfucking knows? What if it doesn't recognize your device? Who cares? What happened with this?

I was just curious. This year everyone is the year of travel. I don't know what happened. I was going to travel way less. Me too. And I didn't come, I went, I feel like I went everywhere last year. I went to France, so went to England, a bunch. France.

I didn't come to Australia. I was almost to exact to Platinum. I was like in the 70s, 80s or something. I have another 20,000 ahead of me before the years over so far with more probably coming. You're 80? I'm an 85. You wanna see the greatest thing ever?

You wanna show the other thing that I that I sent to you guys This is what's currently in my Airlines app right now. This is the image. I look at every time I load it you guys have that one They're loading a YouTube video good for you guys It's another image. It's in the thing that I sent you In the first grab what I said you guys. Yeah, I control it. How many how many was you? Oh there it is No, don't decide it. I said it Yeah, right when. Do you know how many miles you have? Oh, there it is. No, that's not it.

That's not it. That's not it. Yeah, when I load up my thing, that's it. That's it. I'm happy to see everyone. I had a really, while they look for it, I'll vamp. I had an experience I've never had happen to me before the other day at the airport.

I was flying from Newark to Austin. And I've talked to you about this before. How in Newark, you don't have to talk to anybody. You sit down at an iPad, you scan your boarding pass. It's terrible. And you can order your food or your drinks or whatever. Hell yeah. So there was this dumpling restaurant in the Newark Airport.

It was awesome. I want to eat some fucking dumplings. I'm gonna go into that play. So I sit down at this restaurant, scan my boarding pass. And it's like, hello, Mr. Serella, we see your freeing fly or you hear your flight information. What do you want? It's like, all right, I want. It like hello, Mr. Sorola. We see your freeing fly or you're here's your flight information What do you want it's like all right? I want job? Going awesome. I want I want I want pork dumplings. I want soup dumplings and I want a double gin and tonic

It's like great It's like I go to checkout and there's like little credit cards swiper there. It's like check out then it like spins it's like Thank you for being a loyal united customer as a thank you for being a loyal United customer. As a thank you for your continued loyalty, United Airlines is paying for your meal. Oh, is it hell? Is it hell?

It was like, oh, that's cool. So then I was like, well, we'll see, maybe it's just a malfunction or something. Then the food, my drink and my first dish comes out, it's awesome. It comes out how? Yeah, I was gonna say, conveyor belt. Waitresses.

Or waiter. Waitress. So in this case, it was a waitress. It comes by. It's a nice thing to bring in Waitress. So in this case, it was a waitress. She got my, she reached my stuff. I'm gonna bring him his food. And then this like uniformed United employee comes by and it's like, Mr. Serella, it's like yes. He's like, oh, and he hands me a card,

he's like, so I want to let you know. United Airlines appreciates your business. We're paying for your meal and everything on your check tonight including gratuity. So thank you for flying United. We really appreciate you. Nice. Being low to touch.

It's like, awesome. Like it doesn't cost him much, but it's nice. That's gonna be something you remember. Yeah, it's like, oh, thank you. I don't should tell United to go this. I was glad that I ordered the double gin and tonic and not the signal. It's like, yeah.

Tell him to give Zach Andrews phone back. I think they've held his phone hostage for like a month. Why? Apparently he left it on a plane and then they're like confirmed it. They're like, yeah, we have your phone. They called his mom with his phone. And then now they're like confirmed it they're like yeah we have your phone they caught the call does mom with his phone and then now they're like no we never had your call

i had that with a server that i sent one time why can't they give us phone because it lost it that's does that's the short of that story is it can you also fucking person stop yanking around yeah i don't know he's on like twitter talking about that i just like i just don't want to hear about other people's customer service problems on twitter but he's so sweet it's that i. I just like, I don't wanna hear about other people's customers service problems on Twitter. But he's so sweet, it's Zach. I get it, I get it, it's Zach, I get it.

You know, that is what I see. Oh, every time I load my American Airlines app right now, it has, I have, they're listed, you have zero upcoming travel. I have no travel booked. Are you gonna go to the end of the year without traveling? I don't wanna say yes or no to that because I will jinx myself.

You know you are in complete control of your travel. I might be, I let, there's this thing that came up and they needed people to do it. And Ashley was one of the people that you're gonna do it and they were trying to find a second person to go and she goes, you should go, you should go because it's a trip to a thing in Japan. And I'm like

So hope so we'll see we might not have the trip might not come together You're gonna go to Japan twice in the same year. Yeah listen. I'll take the bullet for you. I'll go to Japan Actually, you should go to Japan. Yeah, yeah, would you let him go with Ashley? Mike to Japan. Yeah, yeah If you like mom, please take me here Yeah, yeah, I'd be like mom, please take me here What I treat I'd make Ashley like she raised you on the football field. Yeah, that's easy So wait you said you wouldn't try it on and she's old. I mean, yeah, that sounds like it that sound tried on It's Ashley Jenkins you're talking about there. That's a respect. But that's what we're talking about but no No I tried it. But that's what we're talking about. But no. No, she's the, the oncy of my boss.

I think, I think Blake is protesting a little bit too much here. What do you think? I don't know what he's talking about. I was nervous before. No, I'm a little nervous. I feel, it's a little weird. Do you know, wait, how many miles do you have to be floating

now then? One, so guys, I just go hang out in San Francisco for a weekend, right? Oh, you're gonna be on the wrong side. I'm here for a long time. I'm here for a long time. So, a lot of it never. Oh, you're gonna be a misdemeanor. So... A lot of it never.

Last week, I was thinking about it. Just you really was like Bernie though. He's a catch. I was in New York, as I just said, over the end of last week. And within a seven day period, I had been in Seoul, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Austin, and New York. Fuck that noise.

In seven days. That was fuck, it was the most brutal jet lag of my life. My mind was, I had, when I went to the, the Homestar Runner event, I don't know if I said this when I did it, but I was in LA, then in Austin. So, forget about Austin. So I was in LA, I ended up in Atlanta, then I went to Seattle, and then I went to New York.

So I was like in all four corners of the US in like a six day period. I was like, I never, definitely have never done that before. I'm just like, it's just too fucking much. It's basically gonna be bad for you. And no one can relate to it either. I actually got to somewhere. No, no, cause travel's fun.

I did. It was fun. I got to the point where I did did I did four day shoot in Indiana Then I went straight to Vegas to do the battlefield thing note no breaks I got home and I slept for like 15 hours, which is like double sleep for me But I got to the point where I was at the airport and I went up to the desk and I was like I don't know where I'm going Here's my passport tell me where I'm going and then like yo you're going through

Phoenix back to wherever I was like, okay, thanks. I think that's your segments. That's how you get those extra segments. But I just couldn't pull. I've been just, it was in an airport for like four days. I was like, you don't have to tell me where I'm going because I have no idea.

I had an experience this year that I've never had before, which is I woke up in a hotel room and I'm like, I don't know where I am. I literally didn't know where I was in the world. And it sounds so ridiculous. It lasted way't know where I was in the world. And it sounds so ridiculous. And it lasts a long, it lasts like 30 seconds. I'm like, I'm in, where am I?

But don't you find that an unpleasant feeling? I did, yeah. It's like an unpleasant feeling. I just feel so uneasy. And listen, I know a lot of people when they hear us talk about because we travel a lot. There's a lot of people that never get to travel. Josh, Ornialis, they just recently took a trip

up to Microsoft in Seattle. They were visiting 343 to talk about some upcoming red versus blue stuff. I think maybe they got to see some stuff that has to do with some Halo stuff. And he tweeted when he went up there, he was, it was the first time he's ever been on a plane. I saw that. Yeah. And I think it's to say he was 25. I asked him, I said, how old you, when you took that flight, which was like a week, it was a holiday now.

And he said, I'm 25. And I said, that's, that's, that's, that's to me. That's holiday now. And he said, I'm 25, and I was like, that's nuts to me. That's just quite common for Americans, actually. I actually flew a lot when I was younger, and then I think I went through like a 10 year period where I didn't fly at all. Between like 15 and 25, I just never flew anywhere. Because I wasn't going to see extended family,

and it was like I wasn't yet traveling for work, and then I started traveling for work, and I was like, I was on a plane, and I was like really nervous, and like everything felt weird to me. I'm like, why am I nervous was on a plane, I was like really nervous and everything felt weird to me. I'm like, why am I nervous being on a plane? I've been on lots of planes. It's like, oh, but I haven't been on one in 10 years.

It was like such a weird feeling. I went to school, we drove back and forth, I went to UT, so we'd make that trip to Houston and UT every other weekend. It was only two hours by car, so never, never. I've never had a year of my life for it in the fly. Ever? Even was like a wee baby wee baby

We haven't Gavin I went to Italy before I was one Yeah, yeah, so on my family We described commercial you good flyer. Is it kid? I don't know it was when flying was weird So but here's something people can relate to how's flying weird like it was all different It was like the past version of flying like well I can just come to the gate and you can smoke on flights, whatever. Yeah.

Like you're 9-11 flights? Yeah. Securing it was a little more relaxed. Yeah, when I was zero, it was pre-9-11. Yeah. You know those are the days, right? But Gavin, to put in perspective for you who don't travel a lot and how it can be difficult,

you can probably relate to this at least. There was a point in time this year when we went down to Sydney for RTX Sydney. And like five days before the trip, this very important thing came up at Sundance. I think it was related to the laser team or related to Slamo guys. It was laser team.

Laser team came up with its Sundance film festival in Utah and it was the Sunday of that weekend. So Gavin, because he had commitments for signings and stuff, he flew down to Australia for a day. Well, at first they said you just not going to Sydney. Yeah. It's like they just cancelled the thing for me. I was like, you know, what?

And it's like, well, you'd have to leave after one day. I was like, yeah, that would be insane. I'll do it. I'll just do it. I'll see what it's like. That's what I'm mad at. And that's probably 25,000 of your miles. I'm that chart we just showed.

You're gonna go gold in the first month. Yeah. Yeah, that that flight is like 12,000 there and back. I always do, you'll probably the same way. You get recognized a lot in airports. Yeah. And I was like, the same thing as before, where, I usually, I meet someone in airport,

it's like, oh, you know, what are you doing in wherever, where are you going? And it was at the point where I was like, what are you doing in? Where am I? Charlotte? What are you doing in Charlotte? Cause I have no idea where I am ever anymore.

I had a TSA agent recognize me. He did the whole check. He's like, I'm gonna lightly tap your, your genital air in his ball and ball. Get out of here. I was like, okay, okay, go for it and he did it. He's like, I'm gonna lightly tap your, your genital air in his ball and ball. Get out of here. I was like, hey, hey, go for it and he did it. He's like, huge fan of Roots. Oh, no.

No, no. No, no. He was like, sorry, he had to shake my gloved hands. Like, that's fine, dude. Ha, ha, ha. I love it. I think that's great, dude. He told me he could take the glove off and do it again

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On an airline. But on the front of every seat in front of you is a big red button and it's just this crash plane. Wow. And you can push the button and if you push it and the plane land you get a million dollars. But if everyone pushes the button the plane crashes. Not all at once but over the course of the flight. And you don't know how many people have pressed the button. There's no indicator. Would you ever press the button?

Listen, so if 300 people push the button but one one doesn't, 300 people get a million bucks, or they split it, too. They all individually get a million bucks. Oh, I see. You work that shit out. Yeah, I'd be like, all right. But you don't know, I'm not gonna push the button. You're gonna get me cut of yours, isn't it?

Would you have a press the button? Sure. I mean, seven could go wrong, right? I think seven could go wrong in the plane anyway. Yeah, that's so rare. I feel like I would be the altruist. And not push the button. You, that's it. It's so rare. I feel like I would be the ultra-miss. I feel like I would be the ultra-miss. And not push the butt.

You would never press it. What's the scariest thing you've had happened to be playing like closest to the crashing? I would not push it. I wouldn't push it about this. You would never push it? Well, if it's a million bucks, I guess I'd work it out somehow, but yeah, it...

Part of the million dollars bucks. You pushed the fucking crash. You might be in a park. In my head, I'd be relying on someone to be way more scared of crashing. Like ultra-skid. That's true. Like to do next to me Yeah, I'm a $1,000,000 is easy though. You'd figure that shit out or what you do

She made me figure that I do I get on the plane and I would look at the person next to me and I would go Click and I know that I pushed the button that makes them way less likely to I did it. Yeah, I pressed it Just get on the melee mash it wasn't there a a game show Yes in the UK with a very similar premise a little line guy or something like and the guy in a guy broke the system Right, just completely. Yeah, by saying that he just like outright told the other guy I'm gonna push this I'm gonna push it. They're little like balls and they have like like golden share or steel Yeah, oh, that was it. I'm gonna.

Is that a Jasper character? No, Jasper. I can't. I saw that. It was really interesting. And he was like straight up, I'm just gonna. I'm gonna steal it. And people were done.

I'll share the money with you. Right. People would just sell each other out. Yeah, yeah. You're awful. I saw two great movies. I recently took a trip to France. I went over with Google.

It was part of the vlog that I did for Ruchotit. If you're watching this live, you might have seen the vlog. If not, you can see it after the podcast is done, broadcasting. Well, I went over France to be part of what is called MipCom, which is this, you went to France last year for something similar.

You went to Cannes. You went to Cannes. That's where I went, Cannes this year. And it's where they sell shows to international markets and things like that. I'm not really entirely sure what Google's goal was at this event because they were talking a lot about YouTube Red and its premium platform.

Maybe they're trying to attract content to that platform or maybe there's a possibility they would sell content. I don't think they're gonna sell content to their markets. They'll probably just end up rolling out YouTube Red in those places eventually. But anyway, I went over and presented and cool you know, cool thing about YouTube is that, whenever they do one of these big presentations, like brand cast or something like that,

they always have somebody come out to represent the creators on YouTube. And this time they invited me to come out and talk about Rucho T. It's your channel. So it's cool to be able to fly all the way to France, basically have an eight minute speech on stage in front of like 2,500 people and then that's it.

So I was in France for like two or three days because I had to take eight minutes doing stage. That's perfect. Did they have the beach again? So here's the problem. Rain the whole fucking time I was there. Oh. Rain the whole time.

And I was like, and I even said that on the vlog. I'm like, it's normally like I was walking Gavin. I was walking. We talked about this. I'm sure on the last podcast or last year when we did this. I was walking down that row of all those fucking yachts that are just like, every single yacht. Yeah, but I went on, but it wasn't a cool way to go on it,

so I didn't do anything with it, like in the vlog. Basically, there's a new thing there where now they all the businesses rent a yacht there, and they have a reception area on the yacht. You have to take your damn shoes off. Uh, no, I didn't have to. I know. Not the one I went on. But it was like, but they all have like little banners like those printed banners like, Hey, welcome to, you know, you know, whatever distributor and come on aboard and do this.

Have a better food on our food. So it's like a booth, but on a yacht. Kinda. That's cool. Yeah. Kind of do a thing. Like, I'm massive though. Damn, we're just walking onto someone's yacht. He'd be like, yeah, I'm for this pie. And most of the time, I'd do a thing like that. You can get massive though. Damage just walk onto someone's yacht. He'd be like, yeah, I'm at for this party. And most of the time, we would just get let on. Yeah, sure, why not? Going with a little bit of verve, a little bit of confidence.

You're good to go. But it was fun, but I wish it was the weather had been a little nicer. Yeah, I'm a can as like one of the nicest places in the world. It's great. Yeah. It was similar when Dan and I went the year before,

where we had like a 10 minute thing thing a little talk up on the stage and I was like all right, you know You leave on Friday and it's Wednesday and they had this inflatable couch like out in the ocean And we were just swim out to it and just lounge around on this couch floating in the was it tethered anything? It was just like free floating in the ocean to the ground It was okay out of there you had to swim for like four or five minutes to get to it. So you swayed from the beach or from the yacht? From the beach. Okay.

Did anyone take any photos on it? Not in my phone. I'm in your phone, I'm in the hand. Do you, I mean, let me ask you a question. Do you get uncomfortable around like certain levels of opulence, like that. Absolutely not. You don't at all, my buck.

You're good. I am totally comfortable in any level of opulence. I just feel like it's too much. If you make my car available, it's totally cool. I really like feeling out of place. Oh, do you? Yeah.

I like being surrounded by like, this is way above what I should, I should not be here right now. I love that feeling. No, that I like. I like experiences outside of my comfort zone, but it's just like, I should not be here right now. I love that feeling. No, that, that I like. I like experiences outside of my comfort zone, but it's just like, I just like, I get kind of, I don't know, a skisie feeling, I don't know how to put it.

I did a presentation in New York recently. That was a really cool one. It was like, one of the coolest backstage of Riverventu is a podcast event, but there's a lot of people that had podcasts, like I got to meet Katie Kourik that day. And I was presenting with, oh, what's his name from NPR, Ira? A regular class?

Him? And I'm sorry, I don't want to do a lot of a lot of NPR, but everybody was going nuts about this guy. And I was going nuts about a guy that I've watched for years is Ed Bagley Jr., and he was on St. Elsewhere and all that other stuff. And he's a huge environmentalist. And so we were going from the hotel

or somewhere that we were going to the event and an Uber showed up and it was a suburban. It was a SUV. And Eddie Bigley, Jr. is like, I'm not getting in that. I was like, oh yeah, his whole thing is environmentalism and conservationism. And yeah, he's like, I'm not getting any new to SV. I'll wait for the next one one that's fine. Like he just

wouldn't get into an S.V. way of praying for something. Can I tell you the opposite of that story? Yeah. I really respected that a lot. I really did. I was in New York the other day and I had to go from 30 Rock to Newark Airport at like 5 p.m. during the peak of rush hour. I was like, I'm not gonna make it. What did you do? I'm gonna miss my flight. What did you do? So I was talking to the driver, I was like, hey,

is there any way I could get on a helicopter? Yes! To do the helicopter from Manhattan to the airport, just to make sure I make it use, yeah. There's an app. There's an app you could use in Manhattan. Really? To get to book a helicopter, to take you to the airport.

How much was it? Let me ask you that. I did not get on this helicopter. It was $1,000 for a six-seater helicopter. You split it however you want if you have enough people. But it would have been just me. Is there like helicopter X or a helicopter pool where you can like share it with them? Yes. You can set up like a crowdsource. You stop, you fucking throw a rope ladder down. The little wire basket.

But that's like the exact opposite of that. It's like someone who's like, I don't want to sit in traffic, fuck the environment, fuck everything, fuck money, I will spend this extraordinary amount of money, just to take five minutes to get to their part. If there's a place in which that would be a viable business, Manhattan is that place.

They have three hell of ports in Manhattan. Just to, I would figure they'd be more. Just to like highlight, this app, this one app. I would do it. Not because it's like, I'm skipping over the traffic, I'm so smart.

It's like, yeah, you get a nice view of New York. I would be very aware of how long the journey was to the cost. I'd be like, I'm long the journey was to the cost. I'd be like, I'm spending over $100 a minute. That way I wouldn't take it because of that. It's when I can visualize money just burning in front of me. I would just never spend it.

See, that's how I feel about, like there was a time when I went down to Australia. I've probably told this right a thousand times when I tell you anyway. We went down to Australia and I was traveling with Joel. And Joel is a nervous fire. And he, or he doesn't like to fly. I don't know if nervous is the right word.

So he convinced the convention to bring him down business class to Australia. And they said, well Bernie, since we're flying Joel business class and you're on the same flight, we'll fly you business class as well. Do you want us to fly you business class? Which normally it's like when they just say you say you absolutely.

But I was like, I was like, well say you absolutely. I'm gonna go to the... I was like, well, how much is what's the difference in price? And the ticket to Australia, just so you know, from like L.A. to Sydney's about $2,000 to fly. And that's if you get a good price. So you buy it early, $2,500 if you don't know, you know, like last minute or something like that.

The price to go business class was like $9,000. So it was like a $7,000 difference. And you know, just, just the way I was raised, it doesn't like matter like who's spending the money. It's like I was just calculating, I was sitting in a chair for basically 11, 12 hours. And it's $7,000 for me to sit in the chair for, if someone said, I'll give you $7,000,

if you sit in that chair for 12 hours, I'll sit in the chair for 12 hours. I'll start right now. I will take that job. So it's like, that's the way I looked at it. I said, I can get it to go to the bathroom if you sit in that chair for 12 hours. I'll sit in the chair for 12 hours. I'll start right now. I will take that job. So it's like, that's the way I looked at it. I said, I can get it to go to the bathroom if you want. Yeah. It's like, read a book, whatever.

You do whatever you want to. Do whatever you want. It's like, that's how I look at it. If I would take that job, like to do it, it's like, that's a ton of money. You know what I mean? It's like, obviously, no brainer, I would take 12 hours on my day to earn $7,000.

So I was just like, I can't do it. Like I couldn't get done to pay for it. So I flew coach in Joe flew business class. And of course, I just slept the whole time, and Joe was up there tossing and turning. In business class. I defied to fly to Australia with Joe, and yeah, he was like, I don't sleep on planes.

Which sucks. Yeah. If you can't sleep on a plane, it sucks, dude, because especially that one, because it's 14 to 11 14 hours total from Austin. When we made it to the airport, you were just strong out, because there's like 17 hours straight,

he just didn't do anything but just sat there. And I was like, God, feel some bad for him. Which is why, you know, I do get why people fly business class because I got upgraded to business class from like my airline status and I used miles for it. And it was like the nicest flight ever. It was like 14 hours I was in the air,

I was going from Asia. And when we landed, I was like, I feel great, I feel fine. I had like a full night's rest. I'm sure I snored like a motherfucker. Yeah, I've never once requested that I be flown anywhere business class, because that to me, it's like something I would never spend my money on, and it to me seems pretty insane to request that

if I'm gonna go somewhere. Like, you can make all these requests. If it's like, you're flying me here to do this job, you can make requests. I just for some reason will never be like, you have to fly me business class. Because that to me is the doucheous thing. What if it's like, a huge inconvenience?

The only time I would do it is if I had to fly through the night like from the US to London, and I had to work that day. So usually you fly through the night and you land at like 10. If I was required to work that day. So usually you fly through the night and you land at like 10. If I was required to work that day, I would probably ask a business class just so I could actually sleep through the night

and do a good job of whatever they want me to do. Makes sense? Hey, that'd be the only time. So I'm convinced like two when I slept on business class the whole time I just snored the entire time. I'm fucking paranoid about snoring on a plane and there's a dude when I flew from Austin to Heathrow to go to this friendship. He snored the whole time. And there's a dude when I flew from Austin to Heathrow to go to this friendship.

He snored the whole time. And so he even said when he woke up, he said the flight attendant goes, he goes, I didn't snore very much. Did I? The flight attendant goes, nobody cares, that's your prerogative. It's like, he was like a really polite British man

who said that to him. So I got this app that will record. It's confirmed. Yeah, it'll record when I snore. Oh, so it charts it over the course of a game. What, it accesses your mic. So it's a mic? Yeah, it's like it sits there in like,

detect sound or whatever. Is it record when you talk? Stop it to see. It always wants me to reach shit. Like, do you have to enable it like when you're going to sleep or how does that work? You gotta read the chart there. Like, look, look at the level that I hit at like,

so you snore at like, let's have a snoring competition. I got, let's have a snoring competition I got I got a snoring competition it's called snor-lab it's a I looks like you would topping out I can't help it I get it go in three I can beat you I'm gonna beat you I'm loud and epic and I got into the epic range at one point I'm gonna beat you you gonna beat me yeah so does it save any of the recordings like you should I sleep I would love for that to happen because I sleep talk a lot

It records you really I didn't hear one I don't think it's that rhythmical the fart So it was more lab store lab Yeah, I'm totally it'll you can set it like obviously obviously you've been about 15, 20 minutes to tell it, and then it just starts recording you at that point in time or monitoring, and then it kicks on the recording if you start snoring.

You've snored me away a few times. Yeah, it happens, what are you gonna do? Actually, I was the point where she's straight through it. So, one year at Pax West, we had these sweets. It was like at the, like a home-wood sweets or something close to the convention center. It's like, me, you?

No, no, no, no, no, it was me and Jack. We had to share this sweet. It was like two bedrooms and a living room and a kitchen. He's really happy. And Jack snoring was so loud. I had to, I left the room. I was like, I left the room we were sleeping in. Why were you sharing the room? It was like, there were sweets room we were sleeping in. Why were you sharing the room?

It was like, there were sweets. He had a bedroom. He had a gut set a bedroom. Right, it was like separate bedrooms. It was like, all right, this makes sense. I cannot sleep in this room. I cannot be anywhere on the floor of this hotel. Because Jack was snoring so fucking loud.

I love it. It was awful. Yeah. I just, on the way back, another travel story. On the way back from Seoul, when I was leaving, I was going to the airport, I asked a hotel friend, Desk, I was like, listen, I've got a flight, 4.40 pm,

what's the best way to get to the airport? Like, okay, if you want to go to the airport, there's a nonstop bus, there's like a airport bus that stops across the street and it'll take you straight to the airport You need to go there and check in there at least three hours before you fly Was I okay if I go there I check in there as before my flight? I'll get to the airport plenty of time. They're like yeah, no problem great. I showed up at that place three and a half hours before my flight I had you problem got my ticket. All your rules.

Get on the bus. I've never been more pressed for time on an airport. Yeah. I was running through that fucking airport. I was like, where was the bottleneck? Traffic. Oh. Like by the time I got to the airport, it was like,

they were, by the time I got to my gate, they were already halfway through boarding. What city was this again? Soul. I was like, I've never been that close to not getting on an international flight. I hate that feeling of stress like trying to get on the flight.

I trusted other people, but you know, that's the choice that you make. You can choose whether to be stressed out or not. When I was on a panel, because whenever I'm feeling stressed and like sometimes I've been so late, I've tried to check in and and the person will be like, you better run, and I think,

oh Christ, am I really that? I'm really gonna miss this flight, and I just think, I'm not gonna run. If I miss the flight, I'll just get the next one, I'll be fine, and I just take my time, I don't let my heart rate go up, and it's fine. It was just fine, it's just like, you can choose not to be stressed,

as long as you're not seriously in trouble if you missed the point. If nobody's really calm about that, this is my ex Jordan. She would, we relate everywhere. And I'd be like, you know, we're supposed to be somewhere at nine. So we leave the house at 840, and I know it's gonna take half an hour to get there.

And we're late, we're gonna be late. We're late. And she had this thing where she's like, no, she was we're not late until it's after 9 o'clock. Like there's no thing. She was totally relaxed about it, didn't give a shit. One of the problems that way too, just like being late, he's like,

because he lived in LA for so long, he's like, we're gonna be there about 10 minutes late. LA people don't like that. Yeah, it doesn't give a shit. Ezra's like that. Yeah, easy for an LA as well. People from LA are like, yeah, we're gonna be a 40 minutes late for this meeting.

It's like, all right, I'll be at the restaurant and I'll just be like, I guess, you know, it's 905, it'll be history. He's like, yeah, I'm like 20 minutes away, it's like for this meeting. It's like, all right, I'll be like at the restaurant and I'll just be like, I guess, you know, it's 905, it'll be history. He's like, yeah, I'm like 20 minutes away. It's like, all right. I could have, you know, 25 minutes. I could have had a shower. I could have done so much stuff.

You could be like, have your meal, I could have the check in 25 minutes. Kind of in that same vein of just like not worrying about being late and stuff like that. One of the best pieces of advice I got in college was your grade is not a representation of who you are as a person. Yeah, it is. These after like,

yeah, don't- It's not though. You know, I had like a really hard test and I got like a D on it. I'm not sure if I fucking flunked it. And a guy calmed me down and then after that I was just like, no, it's right. And then there's like, rest of college was like a little bit more of a breeze because I was like,

just don't sweat it. You have to be a repeat offended before it's a judge of who you are. True. But like you're late all the time. So I assume you're just a late person. Who me? No, I'm punctual as hell. You've missed flights.

You know, sometimes self-fabrics. You get really late. You miss several flights. Shit happens, you know. Shit happens over and over again, and that's the issue. I did not miss my flight going to LA. I went to, I was on a panel this weekend. I was on a panel with an old friend of ours

was the moderator, Shira Lazar was the moderator. She says hello. I was with Rafi Fine as well. It's always good to see him of the fine brothers. And I was going out there, I was flying out Saturday night for a Sunday panel and I'm going to the airport. It usually takes me about 15 minutes to get the airport,

which is amazing continuing where I live. It's just like, I just have this like perfect straight shot to the airport. Now that Austin is finally a fucking city, where you don't have to wait in the red light to go to the airport. Finally, after 20 years of living here. What do you mean?

What changed? They made an underpass. It used to be there was a fucking red light right before you got to the airport. Oh, you don't know, you don't try. Yeah, I know, you don't drive. It's all the same, you know, the fucking back of me. I was asking for the sake of the audience.

No fuck off, no fuck off. It was, it's the Riverside and 71 light that was there for fucking ever. And they made, they built an underpass to come like two years to fucking build it. How long ago was that? No. It was, right as I started getting asked

to, so about four years ago. Okay. Like, they were wrapping it up, like her third trip to Austin, we drove under that for the first time. That was the maze. Yeah, it was amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No one's gonna relate to it, but I was like, it was like heaven. Anyway, we left and we had, you know, 15 minutes to get to the airport, so I'd be there an hour early. I got there Five minutes after the plane started boarding because Fucking 80,000 people went to go see Taylor Swift

80,000 people it like I have video of it. I can't I don't have the Bernie Bernie Chicken off. Taylor Swift dude. I was like I was like holy shit It was just packed. And then it turns out some guy also decided to climb up on that, you know that huge overpass on 71 that goes to 35 and he was sitting up there like he was gonna jump. And it's like, listen, I know it's a person in trouble, but you know there's like 5,000 people in traffic going,

fucking job. I mean, they're also pissed. And then we got off the freeway, and they did the thing where they shut the freeway and he had to get off, and then we had to go through four lights and then get back on. And as soon as we cleared, cleared, cleared,

and got off the freeway and got fully off, they pulled all the codes up and everybody went. So it was just like, I should do motherfuckers. But I still made my flight, I'm not like you, I made my flight still. Yeah, not a bad person. I stopped by a class once because I thought I saw a suicide jumper.

We were having class, I looked outside on top of the parking garage, and dude was just sitting there looking over the edge, and I was like, oh, I guess I'm going to kill himself. So I was like, hey, teacher, there's a guy out there. I was a little bit more urgent about it. And then the rest of the class everybody was just watching. And then the security guards came up and talked to him. Apparently he was up there just right in post for your some bullshit. Just sitting on his hips to.

Yeah, but it was like, yeah. With this tense, 30 minutes of watching if this guy was gonna jump. You know, that's why they shot the UT tower. People think it's because a guy got up there and shot a bunch of people. It's because people jumped off of it. Yeah, they fenced it off.

How many people jumped off? A bunch. It's actually a yearly thing that a kid at UT will commit suicide and it's mostly around finals. So it's gotten to the point where they're very stressful. They put dogs that are like, you know, those like nice little dogs that you can pet. What is it called?

They're a few dogs. And then they also hang out posters and it's like, you're grades are not worth your loss. Listen, what Blaine said is correct. Your grades are not you. I failed many finals. It's fine. There's no one.

Yeah, but you're a piece of shit. No, you can be a piece of shit and that's fine. Is your argument here that you're a success? Yeah, I'm a success. Look what I did. I get to sit here. He was just in South Korea. I was wondering because I was thinking about you because I've been playing Civ6.

Day, do you? So we got all set up, being the boys this weekend. Actually, she's not going to do it, but she played Civ to like five in the morning the other day, so she's secretly a civilization fan now I know she's like a hard core She doesn't take of a person. She doesn't fuck around. She does this thing It's we're gonna have a little talk about it where we have TV in a room and she's just like when she decides Gonna binge watch a show she just like watches it

She's watching fucking charmed which by the way if you haven't seen charmed It's a shitty fucking show for the 90s fucking terrible. She seems like she's like a fucking charmed which by the way if you haven't seen charmed, it's a shitty fucking joke the 90s Fucking terrible. She seems like she's like a normal person like you meet Ashley you talk to her You spend time as normal check. I check normal woman, but then little too old for blame, but yeah, go ahead Yeah, then she'll be like super hardcore and something like oh, I just stayed up till 6 a.m She has a great run. She can watch it like a 90s, 2000s, so it comes with much buffy.

Don't talk about my girlfriend. Thanks, thanks. So, I haven't had chance to play six. Like I said, I really haven't had a chance to play too much up and out of town a lot, but there is one game I've been playing with my wife. So, I've been trying to introduce Esther to virtual reality.

So, this week and we played a ton of keep talking and nobody explodes. Oh, yeah I heard about this. Yeah. Yeah. Like she's the bomb diffuser and I'm the manual guy. Do you have good communications? We have really good communication. We're really good at that game. I am not good at that game with my kids. Because they get no, well, maybe they'll probably be there their perspective on it. Do you not listen to them or they don't listen to you? They panic. Oh, they panic. Well, they are. probably be there their perspective on it. Do you not listen to them or they don't listen to you? They panic.

Oh, they panic. What's the point? And they argue, and I'm like, because they play together, and I'm like doing what they, and then when they play together, they argue. It's like, you're kidding. This is the page, and I can't see it in the like, you're like, it's like, I put the page over here.

And I'm like, blind, go, just read the page. But that's a really, really fun game. I think it's a good introduction for someone who maybe hasn't necessarily experienced VR before. It's a good, VR game. But it's a good asymmetrical gameplay. It's a good way to like separate your perspective. You'll only be able to play on a screen though.

Not like, you could, but it's a way to like block off that person's vision. Sure. And like, you know, make sure that they're not looking at the other stuff. I've got almost, we talk so much about travel today. I've got almost, we've talked so much about travel today. I've got almost like, none of my notes. Tell me where you eat this while you're looking at your notes.

Oh, so a while before Gus starts reading that, where it's part of the point of the podcast, I'll look on Twitter now. I'm sorry, I haven't been looking at Twitter, but I will look at it right now. And if there's anything that we tried to talk about and got off on a tangent, and we should come back to it.

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Everywhere up there has the same names. This is like Hollywood, West Hollywood. The remix. Westwood. There were different places. It was Lake, West Lake. It was a very, there's no West Lake. It was like, there was a heavy Jewish population there.

Oh wow, really. And I'd never seen a kosher Mexican restaurant before, but our hotel was right down the street from a restaurant called Mexico. Well, no, you can't do it. No, Porto Molle's. No, one of the big rules in kosher from what I understand, I guess there's probably all different variations of it, but one of the rules I understand in keeping kosher is that you can't eat meat with cheese. You can't eat. I thought it was just gonna pick me. Mexico sure. Real Mexican kosher, real good.

Yes, really. I'm looking at their website. Yes, really. You know, it's a good sign with me, but it really is, we promise. So wait, wait, what's the definition of kosher then? Well kosher's like a set of rules by which you prepare and consume food.

No, you're just, that's like the most baseline thing that you just said. There's way more rules than just no pork. Way more. Way more. I just said one, asshole. I made with cheese. You can't eat the milk of the animal

with the meat of the animal. So you could have chicken with cheese, I assume, or you could have beef with goat cheese, but there's no cheeseburger. That's right out. Not having it. What's halal? Oh, that's Mexican kosher. It's right there. Really's like blessed me. Oh, that's Mexico sure.

It's right there. Really good. I'm going to eat there next time I go. Halal is like the Islamic version basically. It's like a certain way that the animal has to be butchered. Yes. And the meal is prepared in a very specific way. I wanted to eat Indian food because I can't, actually after our trip to India, to do the

Boba documentary, which by the way, I should point out in our previous discussion about miles I did not get full miles for because apparently they used my They used points from the company to buy my ticket. What do they used to buy mine? I'm probably just they put in a card, you know, they probably just paid full fare for years But mine that's like they booked me and they used points for me and I lost like 10,000 miles as a result So I'd be like, you lose them you you never had that. I would be as smid as close to you. I'm looking at their website. I don't see any cheese in any of these.

Yeah, yeah, see that makes sense. That's like half of Mexican food though. Well, no, no, it is not. No, it is not. So, but, Fuck out of here. Now there's other rules,

we should have something come on explain kosher, like in fully explain it. Because it's one of the things I think people hear all the time and don't know, like Gavin's an idiot, and it comes to that. I'm an idiot. Well, for being kos kosher because you thought it just meant no pork That's the big rule. I all I know is the what is this kosher not kosher Cow sheep, it's even that a deer so I was right not kosher's a bear all I see on the knock kosher is pigs and a

Pregs I would never yeah, she'll fish on kosher. Okay, it's also the combination. Those are bottom beaters. Oh man. So it's some fish. Ostrich. What, who in Israel was going, we can't eat those ostriches that we've never seen before. Or is it like,

for them classification? I was like, kosher's no pork. And you're like, no idiot, it's other stuff. Ostriches, you can't have those either. There's a bunch of food nobody's gonna eat. But it's also, or the rules like, no meat and cheese at the same time is saying it's more than just, don't eat bacon.

So it's more than that. By the way, bacon the restaurant closed down. They said they're coming back. I think they were just, they were promised with that specific location. Yeah, it was flooding. Yeah, it was flooding. It was in a coach.

So, but I was gonna say, when I was gonna, I was gonna LA, I got in at like 9.45, and it's like a half an hour trip up from LAX to where I was staying. I stayed at the standard. I should've taken a picture of this. I don't know why I didn't. I'm gonna need it because I didn't do it.

The standard hotel on sunset Boulevard, it's like over the top ridiculous like hipster. So much so that I'm checking in at the front desk and it's a dude in front of me on the other side of a counter. Normal so far, right? Yes. Behind the dude at like eye level in the wall behind him is like a glass aquarium, a big one, but there's no water in it. There was an old dude in a gold suit laying down on a d-van, like laid out. There, there, that's the other people they have.

But my night, it was an old dude in a gold suit reading a book. Wait, is it a real person? It's, yeah, it's a real person. What are they, why? Like, in fact, I saw the dude walk up because I guess he was on break and then he gets like in and gets back. How the fuck do you find that picture in two seconds,

but the picture that I sent you took you 20 minutes? But then he gets up and he gets in the booth with his book and he's just lounging back here. That's his job and maybe the guy in the book in the box. I was, he's getting paid seven grand to sit there, probably. He's probably making some good. I would like to think that that's like, he doesn't know what he's doing.

He gets a glass guy goes in there in there and just jerking off. This is so funny. It's so funny. But I got into like, I so it took me half an hour. So I get there about 10, 15 and I want an Indian food. Ashtie will never eat Indian food anymore because she got sick on the trip to India and our director Matt Hames did as well. Gavin and I were like the only food who didn't get sick.

But as she's still at the point where she still won't eat Indian food, yes, so good there. I know it's so good. It's so good. I will say that it's American Indian food is trash. I know, but it's all I can get. What am I going to do in LA? And it's a little bit better in LA than it is in Austin. Is it awesome with you? I think so. So I was going to get someone I was there, but it's 10.15. I get to the hotel. I look up the closest place is 10.30, right? So I'm like, and they do delivery, but they close at 10.30. So I'm like, I'm, what am I going to do? You they do delivery, but they close at 10.30. So I'm like, what am I gonna do? You don't wanna spit, take them a solid.

Guess, guess what I fucking found out. So Andy Cortez, where were you? He's down in San Antonio. He ordered a Domino's pizza at 159, or AM, he was drunk coming back from an RGX thing, or a Rucho cheese meetup thing. He gets back to his hotel, he tells me, he got a pizza at 159 on Domino's, he ordered it.

And we're like, that's awesome. I would, I could never, that's such a dick move. It's a good move. You wait, that pizza is like 40% spit. But, think of it, they probably shut it to three. They probably don't shut it to, they just cough it to two. But he was watching the little tracker going like, the Crosace to two. They're going to get off it too. They just call for it too. But he was watching the little tracker going like, the car's a two.

They're going to get off it too, probably. You know they're... There should be an app. You know they're pissed off. You know they're pissed. They're like, they already started cleaning. They were ready to go. That tells you when stuff's about to expire.

You can no longer order dominoes in five minutes. That'd be great. I'm always super apologetic when I'm going to restaurant. They're like 45 minutes from closing. I'll be like, I promise I'm very going to restaurant. They're like 45 minutes from closing. I'll be like, I promise I'm just gonna blow through this meal. I'm so sorry. Cause like, oh, you were an asshole. I got to give any props for that.

He did tip the bie like 20 bones. 20 bucks. I bet he felt really bad for him. He was also drunk, pizza. I guess I had to keep it at the point of the pizza. A free pizza. Who are you the fucking Domino points? I Free pizza Who the fuck is Domino points? Oh, you got a fan Really is a love the scoff from off-screen orange. I like you come home orange orange is good fan

So like you come home drunk and you order a pizza and a two-liter bottle of fanta. What are you a fucking juggerloo? What are you doing? No, that's not fair, guys. I'll fast-fake you. So, when I was at this hotel in this part of LA I never been in before, and I was there with Jeff. No offense, by the way, if you're listening to your fucking juggaloo. And recently, this was last week.

This hotel room, there was no mini bar. And this hotel had no bar. Also, notice Jeff's former hotel. So, we're there. We got to dinner. We come back to the hotel, we need a drink. He's like, we'll just ask the front desk. No, no, I said, okay, there's a wall green,

like a block away, I can see it from the hotel. We'll walk over there, we'll buy like a six pack and just hang out. Or here's a novel concept. No, we're not gonna drink for that. Just don't drink for that. So we walk to the wall greens and we walk up to the cooler

and then employees like, can I help you? Like yeah, where's the beer? The place like, oh, we don't sell beer. Mm. Like, oh, okay. Like in California, like grocery stores sell hard liquor. You guys like, I hate you. I was like, okay, this is weird.

So we walked back to the hotel and there's a woman working at the front desk and asked her, hey, is there a place around here I can buy beer? Oh yeah, there's a bar up the street. It's about a mile and a half that way. Mile and a half. And yeah, a mile and a half, I'm like, what?

I was like, was there just like a convenient store I can walk to it, it's about like a six pack. It's like, oh yeah, there's a 7-11, a mile down the street in that direction. It's like, are you telling me there's no closer place to buy beer here? You're like a two mile total diameter. I was like, she's like, no, telling me there's no closer place to buy beer here? You're like a two mile total diameter. Yeah.

I was like, she's like, no, no, that's it. So we walked that mile to that 7-11. That's what I do. That's where you guys were. Listen, when I get to the mini bar, I will look at the mini bar. There's two things I will always eat. Would you like to guess what they are?

I think they're the mini bar. All in Diminims. Toblerone. No, you mean. Dude, I found out somebody had Toblerone that's ruined. Anyway, I'll talk to you about find it's about to be a nut. Oh, no, I know the answer.

Go me bears. It's definitely one of them. I will eat the gummy bears if they have them. And I will also eat the small can of Pringles. That fuckers gone in a second. That's ridiculous. That's so much money. Right.

Yeah, but it's right there. It's like $3 for that camp in Vegas. That was Fiji water It's already stupid expense. It is this one comes in the square bomb in the mini bar $16 not including tax just you're gonna a tap. I don't understand people's a version Well, that's also ridiculous. That could be gamy. It's not gamy. It could be gamy You don't know where the water's from best country in the world You know in Vegas you know Vegas from. Best country in the world. You know, Vegas? You know Vegas more? Vegas is the best city in the world.

What is the fun of the air? It's weird. Even the air is weird. You're right. It's a little weird. Downloads money again. How much do you lose? Did he lost 200 bucks? Will, who runs live action, he went out for your slow-mo guy shoot.

There was a production delay. So then he was out in LA, or to me, guy shoot. There was a production delay. So then he was out in LA Or Jimmy Las Vegas. They had the production delay He had to come back to Austin and then go back to Vegas. I think Alan did the same thing But Alan just stayed in Vegas. Yeah, it's well. What a fucking shock Amaze that you said the so he probably wanted to make sure that everything went perfectly He actually Alan was leaving the day of the shoot. It's customer service Alan was leaving the day of the shoot. It's customer service. Alan was leaving the day of the shoot,

and then he found out though, we were all staying a night and leaving the next morning, he was like, I'm gonna change my foot. Because he has like the worst foe mode. Sounds cheap. Change your flight the day up, no big deal. So we, we'll went out there,

he lost 200 bucks on the trip when he went out. Then he came back and he was miserable about that, I guess. Then when he went back out, he won 400. So he got his up to you. You know why? Because the production died. Because he was betting with me. And also probably, he got Dan's money.

So, there you go. Yeah, every time, well the first time I went, I've only gambled once. I went to Vegas, Pa 100 on black, one at 200. Then I was like, I'm never gambling again. Dude, that's it. You should, why did you do, why did you break it? This time everyone was like, ah, you're so lucky to do it again. I was like,'m never gambling again dude. That's it. You should why did you do why did you break it this time? Everyone's like, ah you're so lucky to do it again. I was like I'm not doing it

I put a hundred pressure on you. Oh just everyone ever so I was like yeah pay a pressure. Let's do it I've had a few I've had a few bevs I put a hundred down on black again one it had 200 Wow, and I was like walk away up and then Will was like you're on a roll man roll of one He's like where are we going? What we doing next? I was like For put it on red and I put my two hundred I put my two hundred on red and one again 400 called it there good Took the four Benjamin. So you still have never lost you've never lost a bet 100% Success rate on roulette. Well, I had something like,

I was calling some, like I wasn't betting, I was just doing it in my head. I was like, I would pick black right now. And I kept losing in my head, so I was like, I'm out. Get out. But then I won twice, so, you know, who knows? So I did something this weekend where there was a half drink bottle of water.

Like one of those plastic bottles, like an aquafina bottle. Context where? You found it? It was dream. What the fuck was I? I feel like it's quite important to this. Yeah. Like one of those plastic bottles, like an aquafina bottle. Context where? You found it? This tree? What the fuck was I? I feel like it's quite important to this. Yeah.

No, you asked me. You asked me the question, I'm trying to answer the question. You could have been in it. Don't know, I think maybe I was, the panel was at the director's guild of America. It was one of those kids that were doing that whole like flip thing where he is. So I grabbed it. I grabbed the bottle and I'm like, I'm like, oh, check it out, bottle flip. And I like took it and I threw it across the room.

It lands on the table and sticks the landing. I did it perfect. And I'd never even tried it before. I've never even done that before. So now I'm 100% lifetime on bottle flip. And you'll never do it again. I'm never gonna do it again. I'm 100% lifetime.

What if, you know, what is the other thing that I'm 100% lifetime on, you know? Oh, I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. What is that mean? What's, so am I guys, you pressed the button? That's a thing. Oh, no, me, not me. He is 100% lifetime. Yeah, I've against the knew it. What is that mean? What's so long guys, he pressed the button. That's a thing. Oh, no, me, not me, he is 100% left.

Yeah, I've never missed a trigger. Guys, you know what is the thing that I'm 100% lifetime? I'm not doing it. I'm never gonna do it again. Feel go kicking. I kick a feel go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kicked one feel go from 25 yards and they're like,

that was pretty, it was a fucking, it was flat, like a duck, like spinning, like flat spin. And they're like, wow, that was, let's back up to 35 yards ago. I'm never doing that again as long as I live. I'm 100% lifetime. Have you ever gone out on your own and kicked one just to see what it was like? Nope, because that's the reason you're, yeah. I'm not like you, I'm not tempting fate.

You're not ruining it if nobody knows about it. Oh, that's not, you'd listen. That's like, that would be like if you were to make Donald's and ordered something that wasn't a big mac. I know, the thing is I'm really craving other things than McDonald's menu. Gavin has never eaten anything but a big Mac whenever he's going to be going to McDonald's. I've never ordered anything that wasn't a big Mac.

We had a little smidge, a little bite or something. So I've had a nug. I've had someone else's nug before. I got you. I guess my parents bought me a happy meal in the past. And I've never had a big Mac ever. My whole life. That's ludicrous.

Yeah. No one's asking you what? I reached a point when I was like, this people off-screen are just like chipping in. What about you, Nick? Have you ever had a big Mac? I mean, I'm gonna ask everybody else who's not. I'm gonna put it on the list.

Get in. Let's be fair, we're an audience of one. It's like that it can't be. You can ask him, but he can't chip in. Why not? Because at the worst. I'm like, what happened to the sun? Because it's not the year.

Guess what else have you never had Andy? A wopper. A wopper. Great, everyone wants to know. I value your. Is what you're never going to have now. It's he done the block out. We just locked the door for the whole house.

Guys, guys, it's done with you. Which door, the door the way I'm going to walk. The door we need to get out of this emergency. Guess what I found out about Blaine. In the, when we were sitting here chatting on the couch before he's not into Ashley. Yeah, yeah, found that out. The, he, every week on Sunday,

he eats a full large pizza from home slice. Oh yeah, it's my tradition. Every Sunday. Yes, today I mixed it up and got a large pizza from via through on through though. Which is like, Oh, did you choice? via 313, going back to your earlier topic. Via 313 has Fego.

Oh, you have the Fego root beer. Fego root beer is fucking amazing. I saw that that was what they're selling. It was a guy that's a silly name. It's so good. Okay. I'll get next time. You got absolutely have a Fego root beer. If you go to Via 313.

Detroit style pizza and I guess Fego is based out of Detroit. And what is the choice style pizza? Me just mean square square and thicker. Is that what it out of Detroit. And what is the Detroit style pizza mean? It just means square? Square and thicker. Is that what it means? Yeah. I think it has some of the differences. People keep asking on Twitter what you find out about Toble Runs.

They're dying to know. Two things I need to go back and talk about. What I find out about Toble Runs. Wait, let's actually guess what you find out about Toble Runs. You're gonna be disappointed. You're never gonna look back. You're never gonna look back. Bat shit.

What? Okay. Everything, you know. They're never gonna look back. You're never gonna look back. That shit. That, okay. Everything, you know, something. They're not made of one really long toblur in this cup into small ones. What? Oh, you mean there's like, it's like one toblur on that's coming off and they cut up you seven? You're pretty close actually, believe it or not.

I'm gonna give you a further hint. Airport toblur. Oh, I'm gonna give you a further hint. Airport, Toblerone. Oh, I know what you're saying. Yeah. The duty free, you know, Airport, Toblerone. Yeah, I know what this is. It's not cheapa.

It's from America. So the Toblerone that you see in the airports that's this big. Okay. I don't hold that big. Do you know that Gavin? It's like Toblerone. So once you see the airport that are like,

they're massive. I'm holding my hands about like, well that's, you know what I'm saying? You're holding it, that's just like the medium toberine What is what is that? That's the super out the ones that like to blur on and on and on and on and on and that one Okay, so that you haven't seen that in the airport. I probably have it again. I'll stick why'd you bring it up then? Because you're like oh this one. It's like this loads of different sizes

I'm just talking about the mat when you see the big to the one the big jumbo to bla around the medium one medium Okay, it's bigger than like every other candy bar on the fucking planet this massive medium to bla room What am I gonna say about it? It's not a big to bla It's not a big to bla room. Oh, what what the fuck is this? That's a big to bla and bitch Normally it's a bunch of smaller toberons. They're all stacked in a it's just it's a bunch of small toberon Yeah, it's like three on the bottom and one on the top to make the pyramid shape. Yeah, yeah, but I'm fucking horrible. You can't get a big one is what I'm telling you where is that photoshop?

Is that guy really good? That's a real toberon There's no way he could have that help that helps keep the kid me alive That would be so heavy. If I would have been holding like that. I'd be like, oh my god, there's a bunch of, there's a bunch of, in a bunch of normal,

that's less gap, that's less extra. That might be Photoshop. That's Photoshop. How is it less air gap? I feel like that chunk would fall. All the individual cany-cum-mars have the gap. Small gap, then a big wedge,

this big little air. It's just scaled up? It's not. Look, if you, if you, okay, take the volume of the A in a massive toblur, and then one of four toblur is stuck to each other. That toblur on Wazemore. It's just scaled.

Then with the other toblur's away. Because it's less A. What? What? Wazemore? Because there's less A. Yes, yes, it's correct. Why are you laughing?

That's true. Yeah, it just didn't make sense. Oh. Yeah, there's less A. So the big one is more value. Wait up and that's true. Yeah, it just didn't make sense. Oh, yeah, there's less air So the big one is more value. Heavy it right right Wait, what the fuck? You just started arguing against yourself. So if I have if oh, yeah So if I have a dozen donuts

Okay, and one big fucking donut. Does the hole in the middle of all the little donuts add up to the same volume as the hole in the middle of the big donut. What hole in the middle of the big donut? Oh, it's a big ring donut. Yeah. Yeah.

No, it's the other kind of donut. But that's not something you can quantify in that way. It depends on who made it. I told her on the, I'll have the standard gap. It's a standard gap in there. And they just scale it up. So if you're filling up the space with Toblerones, then you're making essentially the same volume

of Toblerone air to chocolate ratio. I just think the only difference is the difference in the packaging that ends up inside of it. I look forward to the weekly questions answered from the podcast i think in what this one i've i've i'm with you birdie i i cannot wait for someone else to do the research and do the math what's the guy like get a get a get some total ron start measuring look up the

number of learning you can buy as well get that little long-distance the largest one i can buy is the question still in the table as to whether that huge one is actually a real thing or not Yes, something upper debate. Have you seen the massive tell the room? No, okay I I feel like they would have to have a specialty machine to make that big of to be on I'm gonna I'm gonna there's lots like that that's what you see at the airport. That's a fucking That's a medium to blow around well, they're actually a smaller one below it eventually to say that that's what you see at the airport, that's a fucking lot. That's a medium toblur on. Well, they're actually a smaller one below. It's interesting to say that that's not real.

The giant one. So what is the second thing about toblur on the eater? Like, slave labor. I don't see those two things about what was this? Oh my God, that's real. What? No, what is this? Photoshop.

This can't be right. Or I mean, if there's a giant toblur on, I'm gonna order it. There is a giant toblur. There's a giant town toblur on bar. No, no,'s a giant toblur on I'm gonna order There is a giant there's a giant town toblur on bar noxious toblur is that what's in that package? Because in that package is a bunch smaller to be a website if you go into mountains or something What's Martin? It's the local news agent in the town. I really got a way chest the So I don't think I said there's two things I don't like about to do things. I don't like about toblur Yeah, what was the total running production? I'm't like about to do things I don't like about to learn to yeah what was the total running production I'm gonna go right away weeks to

consume what are it 80 centimeters what's that inches a centimeter is five well uh it is of a me yeah 31 inches is it is it's 31 tens of a me yeah slightly less than three feet I'm gonna buy this oh my god you're my hero you are you really how much is it? $110. How do you go about eating that though? You just like you'll find out we're gonna find out on Monday We have a little podcast chiseled did I say I there's two things I don't like it You said there were two things then I don't like about to learn yeah fuck a duck and I said there's two things and one of them Tobler one of them is to learn so you weren't eat't eat a mini bar Toblerone because that's smaller and you have to...

It's a little... I can't tell. I think I'll make you the Canadian little swimmers. You don't even like him anyway. Order it. I can't stand it. I just like the two little swimmers. I just like the two little swimmers. I just like the, I was stupid. You didn't like him anyway.

Order it, order it. Caught statter. I just like, it's the little bits that's like, it's like, it's like, the little nooks. Yeah, it gets stuck in there. The little nooky nugs. The little toffee bits or whatever it is. Order placed.

And hazelnut. How much? Curious. We'll talk about later. All right, we should wrap this up. Here's a couple of things I couple things that are working in my life i don't want to hear you talk about pilots earlier i don't like what i would say there's weather i think i said this before but

it pilots always say it every fucking time you're on a plane to like hey we're gonna be a little bit late coming into awesome could because there's some weather in the area it's like there's weather all the time like weather to weather is like it's like a thing a thing. It's just like, there's bad weather and there's good weather or there's clear weather, but it's just say there's weather. Just, it drives me, how's that different to saying this traffic?

There's always traffic. There's always road traffic. No, what? No, traffic is a thing. Yeah, there's always traffic. Not a night. No, there's no traffic. That's why it's traffic. There's no weather outside. There's always weather. Unless there's, unless there's, always traffic not a night that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that What I'm laughing at it a tweet. Okay, I'm watching this podcast stone and all this total our own talk is making me You're the big one. It's only a hundred ten bucks. No, what you want to do is you want a box the little ones

The little packet where has the little what chocolate one of the doc chocolate one Those may she like little smidge ones you just talk about you a little strip of three and just fungal Little ones man I do like Cadbury stuff because I have come to your way of thinking that our chocolate tastes like vomit and Cadbury you know why it is though is because chocolate melts and it's hot here So they have to put like vomit and airwax into the mixture and it tastes like that to preserve it in these temps The Cadbury's chocolate is melty in this temperature It's lush. He's right, they put a chemical

that's found in vomit into chocolate in the United States. Is that natural? That's true. That is totally true. Are you serious? Yeah. That is entirely true. Oh, I just said vomit because it tastes like vomit. No, no, there is actually, there is like a chemical that. They're chemically vomit?

You're actually like chemicals in vomit. I'm, by the way, if you're, if you're foreign, you have it in the US. I'm just referring about, I'm referring to Hershey's. Hershey's milk chocolate specific tastes like toss. Get the Hershey special dark. That's really good. Get the Hershey's cookie in Hershey's anything.

Hershey's cookies. It is a... They don't Hershey's own cat. Poly glycerol, polysinoliate. And emulsifiers used to replace cocoa butter is made from castor beans. So not vomit, beans. Castor beans. All right., beans. Kaster beans.

All right. I don't wanna read anymore. I don't wanna read that people say their faith in humanity is restored. I'm getting sick of that statement. We have to say that shit. Because they haven't lost faith. Well, because it's always like,

it's always over something stupid, like not something stupid, but like somebody like rescue the puppy or adopted a puppy that was like at the pound. Like, oh, my faith in humanity is restored. That's like saying, you don't have a puppy that was like at the, at the pound, like, oh my faith in humanity's restore. That's like saying, you don't have to say that was the best day ever. Yeah, yeah, well it's like,

I mean really it's like everything that's like, whatever took away your faith in humanity, the Holocaust, the Syrian refugee crisis, like, oh that guy gave the other guy a shirt. It's like that's what it took to get your faith in humanity back. Sometimes you need to see a good deed to then go out and do a good deed.

Yeah, but the good deed is like, you know, I delivered my top. I said 159, yeah. It's like my faith in humanity is short. Last thing I say, I don't wanna read anymore and this is very relevant to this point in time. I don't like when people say that you can, that somebody won something you can't win.

And it always comes up at Halloween, like so and so one Halloween. This is this kid won up at Halloween, like so-and-so one Halloween. This is this kid won Halloween. Yeah. Or whatever, I just something about that fucking drive me crazy. Come here for the guy who started a show where every week someone wins science. That's true.

Oh shit. That's, but that's said in tongue and cheek. Yeah, sure. But I'm sure it's tongue and cheek when you win Halloween. You don't, you don't, you don't think other people aren't tongue and cheek when they say they win Halloween? I don't know. I think they're different than me, so I don't you don't think other people aren't talking cheek when they say they win Halloween I don't know and I think they're different than me so I don't

Hank him here's a question for the answer questions at the end when people say it's the best day ever it's best day. Can you? Don't you all the fight the best day ever yeah? What is like the best day ever between the start of recorded time and Today which day was the best probably the day where? The global as a whole. Oh, just for Earth, not for the universe. Christmas! Day in New York, where there was no violent crimes reported. And it was like the only time in the last- Right, that's only that could-

Someone could have been bombed in Iraq that day. True, actually. It's a global world. But which day was just supreme around? It could be. Alright, well we gotta wrap this up. So, I want to let everyone know, well first of all, thank you watching this episode of the podcast.

And let everyone know that they can stay tuned for the Tri-hard podcast on Game Attack. And they can check that out. They're about to start streaming right after we're done here. Pete Buns, I can't. There's some of the two movies that I saw. Two movies that I saw that I like were Demolition with Jake Gyllenhaal and Sing Street.

Demolition, I was filmed. Not Demolition, man. Wesley Snipes and Sculpt Demolition. Sculpt Demolition. Good movie. Five, eight, three. Oh, Charles. Westerly Snipes, which is my Irish film. Good movie. Bye, Roy. And the, uh, Charles. I thought I heard a 3C show. All right.

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