Rooster Teeth Podcast - So Scottish It Hurts - #352

Episode Date: December 1, 2015

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I was like is anybody gonna do it? Has it ever just opened and nobody said anything. Queed we should do that. We should. Too late Barbara. No we could so. Too late. Welcome to this podcast. This podcast is brought to you by Lenovo and it's a

really this soon. We didn't even introduce ourselves. What you supposed to do. Here's the start of the show. You're in a fucking job. Damn it. I see why you get the Gus chair. Do you think?

That's I did it. Lenovo and tipsy L. Best drop you on a Monday night. On your right is Mongla. I see why you get the Gus chair. Do you think that I did it Lenovo and tipsy L this is great. Yeah, bitch. Drop you on a Monday night on your eyes, Mungla. What was the word of the media that says bitch. Drop me a bit of stroppy. Oh On this podcast we have stroppy rise, Mungla. We have Gavin Are you saying everyone's name? No, I'm just gonna Fuck yourself. I'm a strappy ball bra. I'm'm normal on strappy miles. Nice. What is strappy? Just like you know, I'm in a bit of a

shit fit. I was really hoping you're gonna explain with another Fifty-Fall just a little bit of a ten-true bit of a faff. Yeah, you take all your gubs and you fit in a ball. You get me in a strappy Why? I don't know. It's magical power. This is the first podcast. I've ever picked that you picked the cast Oh, yeah, this is my line up. Yeah, is your final fantasy league line up? Yeah, you were a Written in a camera or a place I picked Michael and then I realized he's in Vegas I was like oops, I'm honored, you know, this was actually just the first team that came to mind. So it wasn't really my dream team, right? Things just like just a team.

Just a little team. Who is your team? Michael Jordan. Sorry. Sorry. I was thinking earlier, right? As you do. It's just going to be your time in time where you are remembered for the final time

Yeah, like where someone will be like oh, yeah that guy and then after that No one will think of you ever again somebody tweeted the other day. It's like you may already own the clothes that you're gonna die in Yeah, that's just another of those little things. You're just like oh, it's kind of weird Spiral into depressing thoughts if left easily. We live in a cruel dark world, you have four days off work like Thanksgiving. You could take a class of weird stuff. This is going bad already. What is the conversation going to? We were talking about, I don't know, depression, we had Thanksgiving, which, you know, in itself is the celebration of when, you know when some conquering people came over and tricked a bunch of natives into feeling sorry for them. Before we get off the last person dying topic, Gavin brought this up to me before the

podcast and I was like, well you know I guess the youngest person you know once they die then everyone who knew you is dead so you're completely forgotten. But then he's like, well what if there's like a really young fan who's like 89 and she's like, remember that Barbara girl? And I was like, I doubt it's gonna be her last thought. That is a die hard fan. That's what we're really standing around here, like just trying to, you know, mourn her. And why would you talk about a Barbara girl? What if it was what if it was like a girl? I want it to be a guy that does that. And then that last statement like destroys him like like I'll never forget Barbara And then his wife's like who the fuck is Barbara?

I told you he was with another woman and she's gonna remember me and she's gonna keep on that's how you live on yeah I think it's interesting. Hey kids when you're dying tell the next person around you about me It's like a fucked up game of telephone like a million years from now It's gonna be like there's once a Barbara Junkleman, and she was a dentist for chickens. Yeah, and it was what you did. And it was like the version of like, you lost the game, but it'd be like, you remembered Barbara,

oh sorry, you just, that was a sight. Probably years. The essence you lost to go. Wow, yeah. But it'd be like, you remembered the Barbara. Remember the Barbara? Remember the Barbara, I like it. I lost the game.

It's really dumb. Well everyone watching also just lost the game. So the point of the game, I don't even like it. Well yeah, I like it. You don't know. It's really dumb. Well everyone watching also just So the point of the game I like it. I don't even like it. Well, yeah, nobody likes it It's like you can't escape it. Yeah, the game the point of the game is not to think about the game Having been informed of the game. You're now playing the game There's no way to win the game. You can only lose the game and talking about the game now We've all just lost the game only rule is when you lose the game You're supposed to say out loud. I've just lost the game and normally everyone around you goes, oh yeah. And then this conversation starts again. It's a disease. I've lost the game

several times but I never said out loud. Cheater. You're, you're, you're a foppy at losing. What the fuck was your word? No, he's just not making everyone else lose around. Right, but you just said that the point is when you lose the game you're supposed to lose the game. How about this? How about it? I think of, I think of, and I walk off into a quiet room where there's no one. And then I say, I've lost the game, and I come out. You're like in a little like swear jar. I lost the game. I did it. I've got loads of jaws of games that I lost.

Wait, hold up. Were we talking about last week, a jar of your burp or something? Oh, yeah. Is that a thing that still exists? On Puck Pest 350, apparently, you burped into a bag? Well, I did before Puck Pest 350. right and then I was gonna do it on 351 But I wasn't there and then this week I forgot the bag I have the same bag yeah, it's it's been a burp in that bag for about 18

Where do you keep it and how do you explain to people why they should Dispute because on the front it says bag of burp and the date that I burped into it. Where is it? Air go. No one will throw it out. Well, here's the reason I didn't bring it in. I just moved house and I lost it. But I will find it because moving you lose stuff only temporarily.

It's true. Can't agree. Okay. So there's somewhere in your moving boxes is a bag of burp. Yeah. Can you tell the mover is like, hey, be careful with that. Be careful. Don't just put the very old burp in. How inflated is this bag? I assume it's like a little zip lock.

It's the same amount of it's inflated as it was when I burped in it. It's just like, I have, I didn't see it. I have, I didn't see it. Okay. I made a video. So what would do, when Gus is back, because I feel like Gus should be on the potty, we will show the time where I burped into the bag for 18 months ago And then we'll open the bag and sniff it

Do you think that somebody's last memory of you will be the birth bag when you lay it on that maybe that'll kill someone when they open Turns out a birth they can't raise will mutate Yeah, that's patient zero right there One of the things I'm actually really excited about is like if if I ever have kids or if my brother has kids and I'm like fun Uncle or whatever is you know We were born at a time where there are like some home videos that exist of our parents that like I know Someone like my mom showed me one when she was a little girl. There's like no sound to it or anything But just like her running around with a balloon because I guess that's what you did as a child back then. Yeah, I don't know mom

but There is so much of everybody online these days like there's gonna be parents saying like, you know, don't do drugs kids and then they're kids and be like, here's you. About 30 years ago, highest fuck. There's so much of our lives on the internet that it would take up a significant, significant amount of someone else's life just to watch it all. It's weird. Like, you could waste your kids' life with your own life. Just with all the time, I think, if someone watched every podcast, I was on deep. That's so deep.

Is it? That's what the podcast is. You could waste someone's life with your life. Yeah, which is really secretly what we've been doing. To everyone watching this, but not to the shot. That kind of hits you down even though, because then if you're worried about stuff being brought up later, since you have created so much content to be able to sift through it all, to find that moment that you don't want them to see, that would take some energy. I mean, find that moment in that one podcast where you said that one racist thing.

And they're like, hey, you dad was racist, oh, yeah, find it. Yeah, find it I remember going on Facebook when I graduated from college deleting all pictures of me drinking or doing anything like at a club. Yeah, we'll just forget and jobs Yeah, and then I got a job at Rooster Teeth and basically now I can't get a job That's a done thing We've done things. No, that's very true. Actually, when I was going through the process of like keeping, I was trying to keep my resume looking for a new job.

Yeah, when you're trying to. Space job. Well, my last job I was in the process of looking for a new job. And I remember going through and Rusey wasn't on the radar, but it was like I had a friend of mine who was like my business mentor, and he was like one of his first things, it was like you need to like, you need to clean up your social media world, like get rid of everything that could be ever seen as bad by an employer, and then I got a job here,

and that's just really matter. And then now we're down at deep dark hole, of never being employed by anyone. We just gotta keep this job for as long as possible. Or jobs similar to this job. I don't know, it fires you after what, you've done on this job. Who hires you after what you've done on this job? Who's done the worst thing on camera, do you think? On at Rooster?

Gus. I was going to say Gus too. He's been sure. I mean, he's not as care-off a lot. Yeah, but being naked, is that even like... There's being naked, dressing as a woman, the cheese master. Oh, I forgot about extra life. Oh, he was very groovy. My ass was there. He can tell you the cheese master. He was pretty groovy. I forgot about extra life. Oh, he was very groovy.

My ass was there. He could tell you the whole story. Why would be, why would the dressing up as a woman be bad? I'm not saying that's bad, but there's a bunch of people in this world that will be like, I don't know if I like his kind. But they'll be dead one day and that's fine. That's the thing that's always fun. Like, I realize now, like, not so much when we were growing up, like, probably a little

earlier than that, people were like, oh, video games, fucking losers. But nerds are everywhere now. It's the best thing ever. Video games are like a mainstream- It's true, and it is. Very exciting that soon, like most of the racists and homophobes will be dead. Yes, not all of them.

You can't have good rule. But then I was thinking, you know, then everything's gonna be good. But then we will be the problem in a different way. Like the generations way below us will be like, oh, those old bastards. Those are the years. You're seeing it now kind of in the news.

All these social justice warriors, is the term that gets thrown a lot around a lot? Is that the thing? What? There's the issue at Yale. There's like people, what's a social justice warrior? Somebody that's like, kind of worms Yale. There's like people wait what's a social justice warrior somebody that's like Boys, it's essentially just like hey that thing that you said is super racist and you should feel shame of yourself

I'm doing I'm doing I'm doing It's almost like an insult. It really is nobody wants to be be a social justice warrior. I'm going to look at the exact definition. It's like teaning in a way. So what I will say, there's that. So there was, I'll look it up in a second actually. So there's trying to fight for it. It seems to be the common good case.

And again, this is a huge generalization. But a lot of younger people seem infinitely more sensitive to things. And we'll let go up in arms about stuff, and with the rise of the internet, which is a place where you can go and say whatever the hell you want, and nine times out of ten not be held accountable for what you say, you get hyperbole everywhere. You get on one end of the spectrum, oh fucking kill yourself, that's the worst shit I've ever seen, fucking gab, you know, and then you'll get other people that are just like, oh my god, I can't believe that he said that. He

should be absolutely ashamed of himself. Like, this is so rude. And like, I can't believe they don't even think about people that are handicapped or whatever, right? And somebody pointed out on Reddit and a thread the other day, you know, I think the question was, what's the greatest lie ever told on the internet that's been believed? He started off, or she's saying, it's not necessarily lie that's been believed, but there's now this kind of mentality that you don't have to grow as a person or change as a person because somewhere out on the internet is a niche group that thinks exactly the way that you think. It's the same thing that, you know, what Ruchthi has found it on, which is if we like something statistically

there's bound to be other people out there that enjoy the same things as we do. And there are because it's billions of people. Right, so now you get these, you know, this is just an example. Let's say you get, you get, you get, yeah, there's other people who feel the way I feel do. Exactly. I'll dress up the same. And, and you know, there's this kind of, I guess thought now it's like, oh, see, mom and dad say I need to learn to go socialize. I don't need to do that. I can just talk with all these other introverted people online or again That's just one example. There's a million other different things like that and that's great to a certain point But then you're gonna get stuck in this rut where again you never grow as a person you always remain in that mentality

Because you have other people like you that you can just talk to as opposed to Broadening your horizons. I think I think that is my biggest fear of stagnation I think guys I look at I look at at an elderly person and I can think or someone who's of stagnation. I think I look at an elderly person, I think, or someone who's stuck in their ways, and I see myself aging, and something that scares the hell out of me is someday stagnating into either just some sort of level of apathy or just a set of ways.

Like even to the level of some people who don't like technology and aren't good at it. It's like, well, it's like part of the world, so if you just, if you just, courage know, some people who don't like technology and aren't good at it. It's like, well, it's like part of the world is with like, if you just, if you just curmudgeonly just sit there and don't learn, then you're, you're just being left behind. I don't, I don't want that to happen. I went through the same thing with Twitter. Like, when Twitter first came out, I remember thinking, that's stupid.

Facebook's way better. It's essentially just a Facebook status post without anything else. And then everybody was doing it. And I thought, okay, I guess not like a peer pressure thing, but clearly it's particularly with our line of work. It's like this is gonna be an important thing to learn about Which is why I've tried to learn about Snapchat, but I still hate it, but I'm still trying it's weird But I think like I think Facebook now is is something that people in the mid 20s do The younger generation is like yeah, we don't use Facebook I think it's like 30s and 40s at this point. Yeah, I was say mid-toilet. That's are you what are you doing? I'm a

Snapchat. I hate you. Jordan's been doing that today by the way. Every single meeting that Jordan went in today he's Snapchatted a video without audio and was like oh in another meeting because he's with that an odd without audio. I don't know I don't know Snapchat. There's a way. No buttons that say no audio. Well probably it's after you've done filming I see it does it say it But then why is it okay? It's recording the whole thing. This is remember that stagnation. We were just talking Oh, there is there's an audio button That was a good interesting point. I mean except for the pot

Well, we compared Ristete to this KKK. Yeah You could bake in your way that I don't know you a little bit. I don't know It's funny I tweeted that oh it's gonna be a kids podcast or whatever and there was like here comes insanity and we open with like this I just think the mentality everyone needs to have is you do you Amidumi and that's it to an extent you should also add to that. I'm a try and understand you Yes, and also as long as the you doing you doesn't affect other people I'm a try to understand you

Well, there's a phrase in that way Could just stay and try and understand you though I don't know You ever do that when you're like Well, to be open-minded You get a person No And just you know do what you do

I love it when all people Like my grandparents, they're like always from a stay with technology like my my granddad He wants an iPad pro for his for Christmas because he likes to do like drawing an art and stuff I was like yeah, he was an iPad pro badass. He's like they're huge beautiful. Yeah He wants the apple pencil and I just get him a pad of paper and some colored pencils and see if you need to see what's always that's what a grandparent would do to me. If I asked for a drawing tablet, they'd be like, you got one right here. There was a, I saw on Wednesday a museum somewhere in Europe that had put up a posting where

they offered, they asked you to trade in your selfie stick for a pad of pencil and paper so that when you're going to a museum instead of like going around and taking selfies and that kind of thing like maybe sketch something that you see or you know right no it's like I thought that was cute. This is me with the Mona Lisa it's like a stick figure of you. You just draw yourself. I saw what was depressing things have saw what it was. I saw what it was. I saw what it was.

It was depressing things have ever seen recently. Go on. I was at the park with my daughter and we were having a wonderful day and then we were sitting on a rock in the middle of Zilker Park having our sandwiches and I saw a family walk up like four adults and a couple of kids and they were taking like Christmas photos and the mom was taking Christmas photos. She was doing her iPhone but she was not just doing the iPhone. She was doing it with a selfie stick.

So I saw a little kid sitting on the ground and then like five feet away, a mom holding the selfie stick. Honey sits still. Honey, smile, smile honey. And then you're like, it's like, just fucking get in there with the camera. And you know why the selfie stick? She can't be in the picture then. No, she wasn't in it.

She was pointing at yourself. She was of her child. Maybe, hey, maybe she had a horrible illness and was concerned about her daughter. Maybe she didn't. No she didn't. Maybe she's like, fossited and she can't see it clearly. She's so glasses. I saw on a poster the first time. I got to go, I went to Galveston and visited my family for Thanksgiving. Which if you follow me, you'll know, because I was live tweeting everything. My wonderful grandmother was saying. You tweet a lot. I did. There was, I had, I, a, board isn't the right word. My mother is probably so upset at me right now that she's not your board. But now there was, it was a lot of the, a lot of the younger cousins that I hang out with

all like disperse to do things. And I was just kind of like hanging out with with with the ants and uncles, which are all great. I love them You stuck yourself in the same old people I didn't mind those are your words not mine But for a while I was just like I really did feel glued to my phone and hindsight I feel kind of bad about it But anyways, yeah, no, I was just like in the car vining doing this tweeting. What the fuck were we talking about? Oh, I saw a selfie stick up close for the first time Yeah, it could be those things are just a pain in the ass to unhook. There was like some like Why are you doing some weird shit? I was gonna say I should one take it off. I don't know. No, come on

Just go you know to take I don't have I don't walk around constantly with a selfie stick with a phone She had a need to take a phone call and just like this What's up? What if it was a drone instead? That'd be fucking cool. You're just trying to take a call and an iPhone that's in a drone? Oh, I thought you were taking your child's Christmas photos

with the drone, like the drones, like just, in front of your kids. That's what I mean. Yeah, and then I was like, man, imagine if it, the phone rang. Hello! There you are. Wow.

You guys used a drone for a shot in Layser team. Yeah, that was a big drone. That wasn't like it. Yeah, and it was like when they took this huge sweeping overhead shot of like football field and I was there for that day and I was like, oh we're doing with the drone and you know anytime everyone interacts with the drone, it's like, neeeeeee, that kind of thing. This is like, just like, leaves and dust. And that's so loud. There's a shot where it's like coming towards us as though it is the spaceship, and we're all trying to run out the way.

Yeah. That was real. We just really chased by a guy with a remote control. You guys see the actual footage of the Amazon Prime drone or whatever it was? Oh, no, I saw that on Reddit and I didn't click it. Yeah, they released actual footage of the new Amazon drone. Was that really pretentious of me to say something? No, no, it's just like, I saw it on red and I didn't click it. Yeah, they released actual footage of the new Amazon drone What the hell is that really pretentious of me to say something? No, no, it's like I saw it on red it didn't click it

It's not that every conversation I have with anybody these days. Why isn't there an app? Why isn't there an app? What do you mean for it? Why isn't there an app that just pulls all the stuff you ignored? What why would you want that? I want an app on my phone to gather all the things I didn't care about looking at earlier Yeah, there's an example all the things I didn't care about looking at earlier. Yeah, there's an example. All the links from WTF. If it's on Facebook and I can't be bothered to wait for something to load,

because I'm not quite sure it'd be worth it. Okay, you should pre-download that. You were talking about YouTube has this, they have the watch later button now. Well, there's, there's, there's a watch offline which is phenomenal. Oh, that's a great. Oh, I love YouTube red.

I love YouTube red. Like I did, I did the like, the trial thing trial thing and I was like let's check this out and the fact that I can just click on any YouTube video and no ad will pop up for some reason that is amazing. I don't care about ads Not first you can skip most of any way yeah being up to store up like 30 videos and watch them on a plane Thumbs up. I'm gonna do that cuz I I listen to ASMR videos all the time to like fall asleep and stuff and it's better to do if you're If you're in like airplay mode and you're not getting all correct. You can have a nice Relaxing tease that we're gonna go ahead. I think do you prefer male or female Let me just create in general actually prefer male because I feel like the female thing sometimes gets a little weird because you get turned on

Now I don't know and general I listen to There's my favorite one of my favorite guys. Are you still doing it? Some of my voice you know Okay, I like how you were doing it and then you made him like feel embarrassed about it No, I was doing it. I was if I was committed I was like one of my friends and then you just sit with his What's what's what's what's so weird about the girl voices? No, I was gonna say I was like, what am I for the guy? And then you just started with his goodest of it. So what's the weird about the girl voices? What's the most I'm gonna say? One of my favorites is Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, sh every single video with nice one. Check it out. Every single one.

Everyone, it's not check it out. Check it out. It's like the fastest little thing. I'm not doing fucking ASMR. Oh come on. It's all crap. So, the term ASMR is just made up by just people. It's not like a scientific thing.

No, they're trying really hard to get it recognized by science. Yeah, try to get it recognized. Like Gaps, it's just something that these, this group of people that experience ASMRs, which by the way, the thing we're talking about ASMR is, it's like when you'll hear certain sounds, that kind of give you like a shiver down your spine or on the back of your head.

When I was a kid and I got it, because I was so young, it was probably like seven or six. I always felt like all of my hair was stood up and I would check the top of my head up here. It's all my hair, no, it was my head seven or six. I always felt like all of my hair was stood up and I would check the top of my head. It's all my hair on that. Not me, it was my hair. It was just normal. I'd get a haircut, watching Bob Ross,

and there was some scene in one movie and I was just like, I could listen to that man talk forever. Didn't you say the first time you experienced it, some girl was getting her hair brushed or braided by her? Yeah, I was just like stood in the playground and I was watching some other girl, brush girl's hair, who was sound of bench. I was like, and I was watching some other girl brush girl's hair who was sound of bench and I was like, and I was like, this is not anytime recently, but yeah I was like,

it wasn't a sexual thing because I didn't know a sexual stuff. Not to silent for me, it's maro, but do you remember the first time you got an erection? No, I mean babies get erections. Well okay, do you remember the first time you remember getting a room? Oh yeah. Let me tell you. I do you remember the first time you were remembering it in real? Oh, yeah. Let me tell you. I don't remember the first time I got erection. I remember the first time I learned about masturbation. I was just like, this is great. I can just do this when no one's around.

Fuck yeah. My afternames are set from now until I die. Yeah. It was pretty much that's how that day went. This. How many times the first day? So, mom and dad. Okay.

Okay. I don't remember. I think like twice or something. How many times did you mention it in one day? Yeah, I don't think when I learned to masturbate, I realized there was something that's like, and then Donnamy is like, I can keep doing this over and over again. Well, not immediately, right? Right immediately. Did you, could you do it before your, the hormone stuff? Yeah, it works.

I was trying to figure out how you're going to word that. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. What's the most time in the one day? We got this on a contagion let's play yeah, you did like 20 or something Yeah, that's what we had a conversation We did we had a conversation about over in your office today about the most time We've ever done a day and like all of us the guys were like at best like six to eight or something like that I think mine and Barbara was like in like like 20s. No, it was 11.

That's double digits. That's confused. Wow, that's confusing because you hit 10 and then you thought that one go. What, go that extra mile, I don't know. I wanted to see how many I could get. That's always what it is, right? You'll go is, right? You'll go once, right?

Then you'll go twice. Maybe you'll go a third time. I feel like once you hit three, you're like, all right, you want to go? Let's fucking do this. Sorry, let's make a day out of it. Cancel all my appointments. I want to do that.

I want to do that. You just stare at me and say, oh, you want to go? You want to do this? Catch all my plans. I've been around. I wouldn't know like it would be like that. I don't know. If you were doing it at the mentality of that that you were just trying to see how many times you could do it. What stopped at 11? Like why was it that why was 11 the stopping point? Sometimes you hurt sometimes you tired.

I got a story to get kind of numb. Yeah. Don't laugh. Surely you happen. Surely you would have been numb at 10. Clearly she wasn't down there. I was a little numb at 10. laugh Surely you would have been numbing She wasn't Gavin I was a little numbing 10 You must have slept so well that night what time of day 11 land on it sounds like the old but this was all within the span of like an hour and a half So wait how many hours in a day how many hours you wake that 18 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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Will you do you hydrate enough? Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, that was pretty sweaty. But she went for 12 and it was just like, so not today. Oh. Not today. Oh. It's like, I don't think it would have been, But she went for 12 and it was just like So not today not today

It's like I didn't think it would have been because the is like unused and dusty it probably would have been like Sound of the sound of the sound of Can you do that sound again on command? Is this good was this good was That was a really good sound. It was like a good like floppy sound. Wait. Those, those listening to the audio podcast, while the rubbing a mug. Yeah, I'm trying to take better care of my voice. I'm doing some

singing stuff. So you're rubbing a mug. What, oh no, I'm drinking tea instead of alcohol. What kind of tea? This is called throat coat, which by the way, I giggled to no end upon purchasing this. I've drunk throat coat for forever. I bet you have. Yeah. Like doing like stage performance and stuff.

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up you're just like not worth it have you done that yeah we are all very competitive people in very different ways you need your recovery time yeah that's a big a factory period science is it really yeah well ASMR ASMR it's something on the subject of Barbara doing it to 11 The only movie on IMDB that is not ranked on a scale of one to 10 is spinal tap We just ranked on a scale of one to 11 is it really that's a lovely touch. Wow. What does it have? 11 ever mind? I Did some spinal tap in the lovely touch. All right. I'm sure I have an ad to read here There's that would be a point where I can get to this ad and we're not talking about will you use a flushing we

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I don't know where to go. I think he's just refilling his teeth Where'd you go here might as well just walk right okay? So another coat for your throat? Okay to go back to talking about things we've done the internet I just say the moment I walked in front of your camera i felt guss wherever he is just like hurt shuttling on australia is not strait he's on australia yes he is on australia he's in australia are we wait and he got mad at me the day because i just yeah and he blanchard got mad at me so for some reason in in and attack and he

plan to get there i get there for fuck's sake with his face red what so i texted him for some reason in the conversation I texted something about him being in Cape Cod And he got mad at me said he's on Cape Cod. Yeah on the cod on the cod. I was what the fuck is that? Yeah, I'm not the way that they say it just Cape Cod. Yeah on the cod I refuse Why is it just weird euphemism for on your period if it is an island cod this way? Why is it just weird euphemism on your period? It's an island.

It's just on the cod this week. If it's an island, you're on it, right? It doesn't work. Everything's an island. Everything you can think about it. But you can be in it, too. Can you be in the Bahamas? Can you be in Hawaii?

Yes. Where are you? I'm in Hawaii. Well, they're Hawaii's island. It's right there. I'm right there. Don't use a selfie stick. Listen, it's the only thing I've ever learned from Andy, as you say, on KitKud, not

in. Oh. And I don't know why. This is not, I guess to talk about texting people, I don't know if anybody else has run into this weird issue. Apparently, there's some weird bug with iPhones where I don't know if it occurs when you do like a back above your phone or what. My phone just decided to change my contact numbers.

So I thought I was texting on a hole in this weekend and was instead texting Kyle Taylor about some random stuff. Wait, how does... Fuck a final! So just switch the names? Yep. Kyle Taylor's one of the best. Kyle Taylor's one of the best.

What's weird is it was an old phone of his. So I texted who I thought was on a hole about this thing that we're working on and then get a text from Kyle going, Hey, why are you talking on about this? I was like, what the fuck is this? And I immediately soon maybe Anna was hanging out with his girlfriend Felicia or something. And then he started sending me really, really gay Metal Gear Solid 5 fan pictures. And then Anna started sending me really gay Metal Gear Solid 5 fan pictures.

And I was really drunk at the time and couldn't comprehend what was happening. What? It's happening? I'm fine with you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, so Kyle,'m going to be a cop right now. I'm really sorry. So Kyle, apparently the same exact thing happened to him. He, uh, he, is it a fire meetup with a friend of his, uh, from college and then showed up right? He showed up to meet this friend and it was a different friend from college and he just

rolled with it. Um, but like, holy shit, dude. Um, that's, I'm horrified now. I'm horrified now. I'm not gonna text anyone anymore. Yeah, I know if anybody else if anybody else has had this issue Please tell us about it in the comments I'm gonna Look at it from like a different look. I don't know. I don't know. I can't think of any We'll see it. We'll see if we'll see if Twitter talks about let's talk about texting things to each other that you want to want to text Is someone else

Whenever as that happened recently to you. Oh, I thought you're gonna talk about the thing that happened with our streams Yeah, did you use 10 cents of it like if you know a text you might have sent yesterday if that had gone to someone else with that I've been you know a problem that would have been a problem. Yeah yesterday John and I streamed separately separate you're streaming on our account Yeah, it was really fun got a new little twitch count. Yeah, that I'll just do I don't know whenever I don't have time But it was fun. I was bored on Sunday night. See my good idea. Yeah, and then people in my chat were like ooh this awkward John streaming too Yeah, I'm really so I pause the game and I sent John the text hey I Think you pretty swell. Yeah, John. What was your response to that my response? Was oh, I I got the text and Lynn Aaron's brother was seeing next to me and and I said what how do you sworn to that?

And you say you said a dick pick I was like oh, okay, so I had Lynn get close to me as you do And we sent and I took a picture of our crutches air pants because we're sitting next to the string I took a picture of our crutches from above and sent over him a picture of our two crutches Yes, I sent it a mile, so crutches from above and sent over him a picture of our two crutches. Yes, and sent it to Miles. So I received that and thought, well that was rude. So I responded in the logical... For Gray. And I took my pants off and sent them a picture of just me and my box of shorts and my

pasty, pasty white thighs. Yeah. And I sent that off. What did you do, John? Well, at first I didn't realize you were in your boxes that they were just shorts, but then Lynn pointed out your boxes and we even found there's like a little slit. A little peepie hole. Yeah, we tried to try to do a little like it was a sports ball situation. You'd have to crank up the yeah, I didn't see anything. So no, Tyler's face to block at this time then. So then, you know,

he was a big mouthache. Miles was kind enough to show us his little Andes and so Lynn and I proceeded to take our pants down to our ankles and send him another nice picture of two gentlemen's you guys are close just boys having fun. You guys are very close to our briefs and and Lynn even had a monster any drink for scale. I remember that. Yeah. So then at at this point, there's no turning back. So I did what any sane person would do. I removed my pants, I removed my boxers. Capped. I grabbed my favorite Mega 64 hat, and I placed it atop my junk and took a picture, and I sent it off.

Yeah. I forgot to mention that while this is all happening, both of your chats. We're talking with one another talking They're like telling John John. He's doing it. He's doing it. John and John's like no, he's not he's not gonna fucking do it He's sending a picture and then my chat. He's calling you out miles. We should you should ask lit what's what's the name? Lynn is a Lynn. I should ask if he's okay putting those in the I don't know maybe not I don't know. I got but then so we're okay with that I have some white fucking thighs

I mean you were even like you're even like laying down that's the exact position the the hat I really wanted to show off the megastick My favorite is that the hat is like facing towards you so it's like there's a head buried in your thighs It's like you could have a conversation with it So with that coming across, I turned to Linnon. We got to do the same thing. He was not on board with that. He was not on board at first, but by the way, just to interject here, the reason I know about

all of this was because some kind person on the internet edited together both of our streams to see the live reaction to a bunch of strange things. We should definitely post that. That was a good one. And so, yeah, so I ran into my room. I grabbed a hat. Couldn't find a second hat, so I found a beanie. I gave Lynn the beanie.

What's with John? I had my yellow on the spot hat that Nick Rutherford and Johnson got me. He had his own on it. And so I placed my hat. I know we both kind of, Lynn and I both kind of turned his jaw on it. And so I placed my hat, I know we both kind of, Lynn and I both kind of turned away from each other, proceeded to pull our, you know, under our off,

situated our stuff properly, and then turned back to each other and sat down. And Lynn had his in my, at Schema 100, which is now his at Schema 100, and so he had his beanie, and then I had my hat, and we took a nice little group, little selfie kind of thing, and sent it over to miles. Beanie is not as forgiving as the cat.

It's not. Yeah, it's just kind of like. And the way this all ended was, I just sent him another message. The car. Let's take the time to appreciate everything that just happened at 8.30 p.m. on a Sunday night. And his response was, I love you. Yep. And it was great. It was a good one.

Jumping back away. This is the magic of the internet. What did you all call it the moment? The moment. The moment. You can find that on YouTube if you want. hashtag never forget the moment. It's crazy the things that we can do these days.

Speaking of which. Oh, God, there it is. That's me trying to zoom into Miles Crosch right now. What am I trying to do? You'll never find it. I'm trying to find the weakholds. Wait, what? I made a white tick tech jump.

Jumping back just a little bit, hashtag RTpodcast. I worked at Apple for five years, and it is a common problem with new iOS versions. You used to happen all the time. Careful who you're texting. What do you do when you get a text from a number you don't know? It goes, I have it filtered, so it just goes to a folder that is unknown numbers I mean, I mean like how do you respond to them? It depends on what they just I'll check every so often it'll be like I have 14 messages from a bunch of different numbers

It's yeah, I don't know I feel bad, but I don't know. I'm very cautious of random numbers Yeah, isn't it just like who does? New phone who, who does? New phone who does, who does? Yeah, but. I never say who I am, I always, if someone's like, talking to me as if they know me. I'm like, who are you?

No, who are you? I don't have that. I love striking up conversations with wrong numbers, especially with the text. Oh. I'll talk to them as long as I can. I never get that. That is fantastic.

What's the most fun you've had to do on the phone? Just like, nothing like a particular, although I did watch a comedian one time who was talking He was telling a story about how he got a phone call conversation where he some guy called him was like, you know Stan What happened with the budget and it wasn't he wasn't standing And so he was just like You know and the guy was like the budget is a $10,000 and and so he rolled with it. It's like I don't know

What I would have with the budget. I haven't seen it and the guy proceeded with it. It's like, I don't know. What would happen to the budget? I haven't seen it. And the guy proceeded to go on like for like a whole day, a couple of days, like talking this guy back and forth this guy about his small business and a budget problem and like that, all the way to the point where he got into a conference call with several of the people in the company.

And they figured out that he wasn't him. They thought he was actually just someone else from the company. They didn't think it was just some random dude who was just rolling with it and just having the best time of his life. That's awesome. I wonder if anyone's ever got in serious trouble from that.

Or got killed or something. Ooh. Like just from someone messing with them. Like a wrong number. That'd be a fun thing to mess with someone though. If you've got the wrong number and then like techs back. Yeah, like where's the body? Oh, like if you text someone's like, tell me this or I'm jumping off the roof and

the other guy's like, that's dark. That's dark. That's a sense of entertainment. I think I was a step above or a gavway. A little bit. I know. I was trying to think of a really quick way that I could have happened. I heard the most horrible story.

It was on Reddit. It was like one of those stories that someone is breathing and it's like animated as they're telling it, but it was a story you guys know Grindr right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you don't know what it is, look it up. Isn't it just gay Tinder pretty much. Yeah, but for like just sex, I think or like mainly sex hookups. Isn't tinder just straight grind to the what do you mean? No, what was first? There's ten there's bumble all about bumble bumble it's actually a bumble bumble essentially tender but it's on the girl to make the first move like you both match like normal that's right that's right the girl has to start for conversation and she has to do it within 24 hours otherwise she loses a chance to talk to you so it's kind of like a more like you can't ignore it I

don't know the I will say from just looking at Bumble, all the girls on there are significantly more attractive than everybody on Tinder. Tinder came out on my birthday. Okay. How interesting for only you. Shut up. Like in like so Tinder was 2012. Where what do we look at? Grinder, grinder. Grindr has no e, right? I think it's just r, like a d r. Grindr.

Grindr. Grindr. Grindr was 2009. Yeah. So Tinder was the straight person's Grindr. Interesting. Yep. But there's a story of this guy.

Is that an option? Can we take, can we, okay, I'm drinking hot tea. I'm a little sweaty. It's nicely displayed. So, yeah, don't worry. Sorry. There's a little sweaty. It's nicely displayed so don't worry. Sorry There's a story of the guy who was in New York for a business trip over the weekend and I try not to okay Barbara grind to tell me about please please please guys in New York Yes, and he opened grinder to look for a hookup

So you know, he was just staying there had nothing to do. Yes, and he matched with this guy who had like pictures Not no face picks or anything like that just pictures of his body What he's into all this stuff one of which was water sports? Hey, it doesn't interesting, you know not a complete turn off, but I could deal with that. Apparently he was flirting back and forth with this guy and he's asking for more pictures and he gets a picture and he goes, huh, that bathroom looks really familiar. What? I think that's my bathroom. What? What?

And he gets a little scared and he sends this guy a message saying, hey, could you send me a Facebook? He gets a Facebook and it's his twin brother. Oh, no. So not only has he just been sexting with his gay brother. Oh, no. Also his gay brother has been taking dick pics in his bathroom. Wow. How do you come back from that?

You think it's bad, Luke and Leo, right? That's him at the level. They didn't know. Jesus. Luke wasn't like, check out my lightsaber. But like, to no. Oh no. I once had a thing with...

Where is this going? Where is this going? I was just going it like damn damn damn I'm not letting that finish that was someone I met this someone I I knew I met them one time on a no no as I'm filming job I was filming a poker game and I met this girl and a like seven years later she message me on Facebook saying that she like matched with someone on Tinder, but they were using my picture Whoa, there's like some I guess some fan with my picture was just like fancy around

But what the chances that she would know the actual person Of the pictures like it's small world-ish She could actually be like lastly personally know this person and you're pretending to be a city where you were from No Lastly personally know this person and you're pretending to be a city where you were from No, hmm. Yeah, so what are that's a pretty pretty I mean even with your your stretch of people who know who Gavin who the Gavin free is I've had a lot of people message me saying like you're not on Tinder are you because I just match with you And but it's like someone using my pictures, but a different name right. Mm-hmm. Like Stephanie or something Burbra with the heat. Burbra, you know how it's illegal to open mail

that's not for you, even if it arrives in your mailbox. Felony, isn't it? Yeah, I believe so. Does it apply to voicemails? No, because you can't know, it's not for you. Why did someone open? It's not a voicemail. A voicemail's not addressed.

Or you open someone's voicemail? No, you have a wrong number voicemail, Dasha. All the time, it happens. I get it, it happens maybe once a week. But you have a wrong number of voice-mail dot all the time it happens i get it happens maybe once a week but it is tough for this they're mic uh... this is your main lensi from invisible sent out we have the uh... group out test which is the rapid method for uh... which might not you apparently i had i had

wrong numbers coming to me for a while that it if a number I don't know, don't answer. Unless I'm feeling really gutsy, but that's never the case. Today's the day, you can do it. Yeah, I gotta work myself up. And for, I'd say, a week straight, I was getting unknown numbers and then voicemails of someone trying to get a hold of someone about medical results. Oh, God.

That happened to me. For a really, really long time. I was getting phone calls for like Dr. Salinas and every person spoke only Spanish. They were like, oh, Dr. Salinas? And I was like, uh, no. I'm sorry, that's what I was talking about. Yeah, miles going through. And then I would hang up and they'd call phone call back.

Hello? See, uh, oh, the Dr. Salinas? They wouldn't say Dr. Salinas, they'd say whatever the fuck Spanish for Dr. is. Sorry? See you at all at the Dr. Solinas? I think when's a doctor? They say whatever the fuck Spanish for doctor is. Sorry, I don't remember. Um, but I was just like no, no S. Fucking doctor. I don't know. Sorry. And for what you responded? Well, I because I picked it up.

Are you just telling yourself back in the day when I was fearless? I'm like you sounded so much power. That's the raw kind of power. I'm not gonna be like, oh yeah, we can get you those mad no problem, senior Rita. Just keep waiting. You'll be fine. Selena's out. I wasn't gonna do that. We just got my prescription pad for you. You seem Philadelphia. Tom Hanks has a shout out to last week How was your Thanksgiving? Where did I spend my Thanksgiving with me I did I spent my Thanksgiving together

Make this game more like a no-skeleton Meg's mom makes mom That's adorable which I'm gonna be honest, it sounded really nice when I got, I was, you know, Meg, if you're watching this, very nice view. Talked into the mic. They moved it away from me because I'm loud. Oh, it's really? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

You're actually all right. They moved the camera over to someone else. Someone came over and just like this. They were like, there. All right, that's almost closer to me at this point. They're going to move it. They're going to move it again. I'm going to make it back. Um, they're gonna move it, they're gonna come over and move it again. I'm gonna move it back.

I'm gonna move it back. Gavin, so because you wanted to talk to Gavin in a few times. So, Meg was really nice and when's the night texting me, you know, you want to come over and have Thanksgiving and my parents was like, that's really nice. And so in my head, I was like, all right, so that's Gavin and Meg, mom and dad, I can handle that. I can handle that. That's a number of people I can handle that. I can handle that. That's that's a number of people I can handle.

And then I showed up to Meg's parents house. I can leave the forgot she has sisters and she has siblings and they have family. She's one of 11. Right. Did not remember that. 11 brothers and sisters. A lot of adopted brothers and sisters. Right. No. A cavalcade of family members. And so I got to the door, you know knock the door and then a stranger answered the door I was some young some small person and I was like wait like a kid or like a what do you mean? I don't know middle middle kid like not a gold. I don't know teenager kind of thing What's between kid? I don't know Hush so someone someone who's not a baby answer the door and And I didn't know who this person was and they didn't look like a man

And that guy thinking I was like Turnie residents and yeah Let me in I proceeded to walk in through the entryway and everything like that got to like the the living room where everyone was It looked around the entire living room of probably about a dozen people at minimum. I don't know single person who's in that room I just and again, I was like Turnie residents and they're like yeah I don't know, single person who's in that room. And again, I was like, turn, turn your residence? And they're like, yeah. Cause I was, cause I don't know.

And so, cause you know, maybe the young thing, like just let me, yeah, just come in dude. And so then, and not like, it's still like looking through, I had to like kind of take a scan and then look through all the way into the kitchen. And then I finally like saw a mega, I was like saw a mega like And we just beeline to her and gav I watch you come in a ton of rest So you at the door with your two kids and you were just like

That's so stressful that's stressful. Yeah, we're actually worried that you would beat there You would I wasn't trying to break Bob's record that day, okay? That you would be us there. What were we worried about? Yeah, because I had to go to the hand job, Gavin. I get that a lot. People get worried about that when they asked me over. Oops.

No, yeah, because I had texted Meg that I was on my way. You guys hadn't even left yet, I can't think. So they kind of took a really long route to her very south, like, very no fucking way. Because even at that point, I was thinking like, me alone with like, Meg's parents, that's awkward. And then now in hindsight, it would have been me alone with Meg's like, army of a family. And so yeah, it was a very nice Thanksgiving.

It was very kind of Meg's family to invite me over, but it was stressful, because I do not do well in large groups. I thought you did great. Yeah, you even yelled at some kid as well. Would I yell at? No, I don't know, one of the kids. I didn't yell at you.

You were like, you're trying to be children. Were my kids? No, I wanted the other kids. It was trying to like muller one of your kids. So you were like, hey. What are you talking about? Oh, some kid, I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know.

I didn't come in. I parented them. It's basically I'm just not used to seeing him in dad mode. Yeah. It's impressive. He just turns it on. And then I'll go back to talking about Dick's and butts and stuff. It's impressive. I don't have dad mode. Yeah. You learn dad mode. Dad mode is not something that you prepared. You like pre-learn or do you just have the kid comes out and then you're like, oh. Um, dad mode now not something to prepare you like pre-learned you just had the kid comes out and then you like oh

Dad mode now learn it quick. Well, yeah, you can't leave that's it's like you're you're you're you're you know with like my first kid Which was an adopted kid, but she still was I got her when she was two days old. It was that like all right I have to make sure this thing doesn't die. Yeah Yeah, and then it's gonna get even more complicated from there. Yeah, so yeah You just if it doesn't die right now if it doesn't die. Right, if it doesn't die, then more response booze will be brought up. If it dies, well that was easy, won't do that again. So we can get that out the box, don't do that.

All right, let's try again. Oh God. I feel like it probably comes from like the, I feel like the first like parental shout probably comes from any moment when the kids about to hurt themselves. And then, and like if there, if like your kids about to wander off the stage, you're like, stop! And then from that point, you're like, oh, that fucking worked. That's, you have found the parental shout.

There is, it is very interesting. I've gone through two children now. I say that like, I'm just going to try to throw one and see if that works. I've gone through two children now, and every kid goes through the time where they learn the word no, which is a very interesting, because it's like it's weird to think it's learned the concept of no. Because every time to that,

it's just like, do whatever the fuck I want. That's what I, that's all a kid thinks. It's just like, I see that, I'm gonna do that, that kind of thing, you know? And so they learn the word no, and both of my kids, like they have done the exact same reaction when they learn the word no,

and that's just this complete and utter look of defeat and sorrow of my kids, like they have done the exact same reaction and they've learned the word no. And that's just this complete and utter look of defeat and sorrow of just like, and it's like, you're just saying like, you know, they're going too far away from you. Like, no, don't go that far. Do you follow up with, oh, it's okay, what do you follow up with? Yeah.

Yeah, you heard me. Yeah, that's it, dude, you got it. yeah? Yeah, you got it you got it You know assert your dominance small not adult not teenager, baby. Yeah, I feel like I'd be trying to parent a kid and then it would be like no Like I don't I don't like I have I have to like very well-behaved little girls Mind you I love that I have I have little girls a little boy scare me at this point They're just destructive little monsters my girls are girls. Yeah. Mind you, I love that I have little girls, a little boy scare me at this point. They're just destructive little monsters. My girls are fantastic. Yeah.

And so I was watching, I was watching Master of None, which was a season sorry, new brain episode. And in the first episode, he deals with babysitting of friends' kids, and it goes through a gamut of them being really cool and playful to them just like flat out screaming no and doing that kind of thing My kids have never ever just been looking at me and just screaming to me non-stop

Like nah, I've never done that like that total caricature movie like They've never done that because they know you don't do that don't get stroppy I'm gonna say that to my kid that's scary. That's scary. Maybe they're saving up for puberty. I know. That's the thing. Right now, I'm really excited about having that I have two little girls because they're the sweetest little creatures ever and then I love them and they're fun to talk to and

like that. But I know that there is going to be a time where I'm going to have two teenage girls. Yep. And I'm not okay with it. We're the worst. And then there's going to be a time where they're going to date and I'm not okay with it. We're the worst. And then there's gonna be a time where they're gonna date. And I'm not okay with it. But I think that's the next bit, right?

You have to learn to be a dad when it pops out. And then you have to let go of the fact that. Right, but this is coming from, this is also coming from you. You made a full unfiltered knowledge of how horrible Boys are and how what horrible creatures they are. Whoa. I mean look at you miles. Okay. Well case and point Sure, I'm the worst and the fact that you know. Hold on. What's your problem with boys?

They're just horrible creatures. What are you say you a horrible how when is certain extent? I mean the stuff that goes on in my brain is not appropriate. Well, I feel like that's everybody's brain Right, I always horrible thought I was better than it's bad. I always heard it was better to have like a Little girl from the ages of like being born to like 10 11 and then having a boy Obviously you can't do this, but I mean Like girls are better when they're that age and boys are better when they're old. Yeah, yeah And that's what that's what I'm getting is that is that at some point like once my youngest gets to that like Switch into boys. Oh, only I mean, there's there's surgery, but you know

No, we're not going further that conversation Yeah, dad it being well scary in it. Yeah, you were looking to me weird like when I was being a dad Like some like some like I was you're though you're watching some sort of documentary. Yeah Oh, and I realized like I feel it and like change it to yeah, can't do that with the documentary What were you gonna interview with I know I could have messed up I could have like given you one of your kids a knife One day maybe yeah, maybe How many how many kids yeah 10 You think you want to be a dad at some point? One day maybe. Yeah. Maybe. How many?

How many kids? Yeah. Ten. Eleven. You can't have one. You can't have maybe two. I'm a fan of two. I'm a fan of two.

I'm a fan of two. I'm one of three. And I think that's too many. That being said, I think parents probably do. It's not just the fact that there were two that we turned out okay. It's the fact that there was two of us and we had awesome parents. That was one of the, going back to Master of None which if you ever watch it's the season sorry show on Netflix Actings hit miss but in general I really really liked it and there's one episode. It's all about parents

Yeah, I mean that's love episode. Yeah, I loved it It's really rough because I go through a whole thing where like so as these is he plays like I guess like spoilers like second generation Indian Indian guy and then he has a a spoiler, like second generation Indian, Indian guy. And then he has a friend who's like, second generation like Taiwanese guy. And they both go through these scenes where they've got their dads are like old and kind of annoying kind of that kind of thing.

And their dad's like, ask them to help them. Something's like, nah, I can't, I gotta go to a movie. And they blow up their dads. And then both their dads go through this whole flashback sequence of them like in their home country and country and poverty like scraping through life like and then like even when they're children like having to completely comply you know to any of their parents wishes and that's just what they did and then like working their ass off here in America and coming over here and dealing with

prejudice that kind of thing and then all culminating and their sons both going like nah dad I can't help you I gotta go to a movie. I don't want to miss the previews before the movie. Yeah I'll can't show you later. Really sad. Yeah, I remember, like, there was some point when I was in high school where I kind of had this realization that, so growing up, like my dad and I didn't talk a ton, not because of any sort of bad relationship I ran there, I fucking love my dad. But we just didn't have a lot of common, like he was all about like sports and stuff. I was not.

So, you know, I played games and watch cartoons and stuff and it was just like, you know, whatever. We bonded a lot over the Boy Scouts and stuff. But I remember one day thinking like, you know, I don't know a ton about like my dad when he was my age. Like a lot of times when your parents tell you a story, it's just like an allegory to teach you something about how don't fucking do this, because it'll suck.

But I'd never once just heard my dad tell me a story. And mainly he's a pretty quiet guy. But I remember we were in the car and I was like, hey dad, when you were my age, did you ever do something really, really stupid? And he just stopped the car and went, what did you do? Yeah, that's the worst way to prep this that story. But no, he told me this great story about,

God, what, he and his friends used to, they took like, a auto shop in high school and learn how to work on cars. And there was this car that they fixed up. And there was this one stretch of road along the seaside. He grew up in Galveston, Texas, which is like right in the Gulf. And they were just like, let's see how fast we can get this thing going on this like sea wall, essential area.

He was like, that was hands down the worst decision we ever made. We got like the speed shakes, like that turned off. And he's like, yeah, it was uh, it was really dumb and I was just like thank you That makes me feel so much better about a lot of the decisions like No, no, you forget like I don't know your parents went through a whole bunch of crazy shit to I Don't know see if they ever want to tell you about something I'm not you dad not at all. He was the the kid asking for extra credit work He because he finished all his normal work. I think there's a story Something right you're trying to make it like he's a loser or something. No, not whoa you hit your dad not losers per say

per say just a Dilligence student nerd nerd definitely a nerd my mom was his first girlfriend, but surely surely everyone has a moment where they think like I've been pretty good my entire life Now I'm just mental and did you have a moment like that? No I think everybody has this one not me though. I wasn't like overly good or anything, but sure I feel like if you if you're so like you ever thought a model of cost out your parent grandparents house I feel like if you if you're so like you ever thought a monitor cost out your parent grandparents house Dan did like really struggling. I'm that's I'm that's a film it Yeah, I just feel like that there's gonna be a moment where you just want to break out and see what happens if you just go a bit Mentor well, that's what midlife crisis is I think for a lot of people. It's like I've been working for you know

25 years at the same job and I still haven't done xyz and never got my dream cost. I'm gonna get it now. Yeah, I think I totally get that people are like I just gone through midlife crisis and I'm X, Y, Z. I never got my dream cost. I'm gonna get it now. Yeah, kind of thing. Yeah, I totally get that. People are like, he's gone through his mid-life crisis and I'm like, wouldn't you? Like, I don't really see it. I don't really, I wouldn't call it crisis. It's just like, crisis. I call it a, an awareness.

You're kids are grown up and moved out of the house. You still work full time, so you have disposable income. So you're gonna buy yourself some shit. Yeah, and if you've never had any of your dream stuff, yeah, get it. Of course. I enjoy it. Realize it was a mistake, sell it. I'll tell you any of your dream stuff. Yeah, get it. Of course enjoy it Realize it was a mistake sell it. I'll do it. I'll tell you one of the moment. I got to I've had we've all had incredible luck in the stuff that we've Got to do at our age one of those moments for me was was when I finally started having some disposable income to throw around

I bought every console that I owned growing up so I got to say a Genesis and N64 and then I had my Xbox and it was just like Yes, I made it. That's your borderline. That was yeah that was I thought it was like compared to like this. Buying an Aston Martin. That's what that's what yours was. That was mine. That was yours. Yeah. And you know I don't like buying cars. I stuff to deal with that soon. It was always. You need that. Ouch. No I'm saying you drive a piece of junk. I do. I do. But it's a solid piece of junk. I have that Suzuki That's got like the paint coming off of it. I haven't washed it in a year I gave up finally when I because when I was taking a When when Aaron went to Australia and I was taking Watson to work every day

He would get really anxious in the car and help calm himself down He would put his nose like right up against all the windows Well, it's me disgusting smear all over my windows. At that point I didn't care anymore. It's still there. It's just my car's broke. You bought that with paint chips, right? Yeah, okay.

So it started already kind of chipped. What I didn't realize though was that every time I go through an automatic car wash, it sprays some more off. And it wasn't until like after like months after I got it, I drove home. My dad was like, what did you do to the car we got you? I was like, what are you talking about? I've always been there, you showed me a picture of the ride.

Oh, geez. About that. But I think that's my favorite thing about, because getting nice new stuff is nice, but you're always very careful with it. This is my nice new thing. I've got a new phone. Yeah, especially with a new iPhone.

But as soon as you drop it once and you nick the side of it, unless like a little dent, it's kind of a relief. It's like, oh, okay, I don't have to be careful with this anymore because it's already denied Yeah, yeah, it's like the first time you die in a horror game like the first time I died in amnesia was a huge Now we got that out the way I think it's getting used to owning it. It's become jaded with it Well, it's just like you know you deal with it every day all day. You just get used to it. You take it for granted, I guess. Like when you first get it, you're just like, huh, you think of all the money you just had that you don't anymore. Yes. Now this is all the money you'll the plastic. Now it's. And then you

do stuff like this. You just hold your phone and flip it around. Yeah. I've never wheeled something to break more hard. My I'm going to I'm sorry. I'm totally going to do myself. But I this I don't do cases't do cases, I do the Gavin challenge, I guess, and I just, I've had this for a couple years now, and you can tell, like, look on the bottom of it. Oh, you son of a bitch! What's that word? What was the word to you earlier? It wasn't frothy. Give me your watch. Give me your watch. Oh, you're beer. Oh, you're good. OK. Remember earlier, when I told you how Gus could sense something was wrong?

Yeah. He just had a panic attack. I mean, he's awake and Australia. He could be watching this. Speaking of phone case and stuff. So Carrie loves gadgets, and he loves buying little new things. He just got a smart watch. Do you think you can get some

uh... we've talked about it you know i'm thinking uh... uh... for sure to for sure to i i say boy first in a girl he's the other way around anyways anyways carries a child now i'm just kidding he's actually probably ten times more mature than me so uh...

johnathan give him the beer John no no John yeah don't know oh god I thought for sure it was gonna um skill I carry just got it no what the fuck? Are you proud of yourself? Why did you just spray? I've never gotten to do that to you. Oh, hey bad. It was so much So much like you tried to stop it, but instead just sped it It was funny at the same time Carrie It was fun at the same time Carrie Carrie buys much bullshit that he doesn't need but whatever. It's fun to have gadgets

I remember one time he got his new phone full. Well those are just toys everybody Carbation department has a bajillion toys. Who are you to tell me doesn't need them? John? What I I tried to convince him not to buy a smart watch I was like what are you gonna do with it? He's like hot saves me time I can just I don't have to pull out my phone. I go, pull out your phone right now. Put it back. Was that worth $250? He goes, I mean, over time that adds up. Oh, sorry if it's like on charge or if it's on the couch and you're in the kitchen. I love watches. My current watch, I need to fix a wristband on it, but I'm not, I don't know. I'm sure in a year when I'm

wearing a smartwatch, I'll feel like an ass, but right now I don't really see the point. I guess unless you do the Fitbit thing, which is kind of cool, I guess. But he, uh, when he got his new phone, he made this big deal about how he's gonna get the perfect case for it. It was this 100% I believe with bamboo Artisan wooden case. It was gorgeous. It's a beautiful case. He's like, yeah, it's It's a pretty steep price. I think it was like a hundred bucks or something. I was like, fuck, that's why. That's really, it's really,

it's like, good cases, so nice though. And he's like, yeah, it's got, you know, people really love him. I'm gonna get this. The first day he had that case, he got out of his car, fell out of his pocket and it cracked the whole case. But in the first time he dropped it,

but the phone was fine, right? The phone was fine, which was why he he was like but it did its job it did it he tries like in denial like no this is what I paid a hundred dollars for that's what you paid a hundred dollars for I've never gotten so much pleasure out of somebody else's sorry the whole time like you don't need a hundred dollar phone case there you go it's called shout-out to you get it. Everyone needs an ugly Christmas sweater this time of year. If you want bragging rights for the most, talk about Swede to Christmas parties. Listen up. Trust me when I tell you that these tipsy elves Christmas sweaters

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Don't buy anything that's not really functional like I don't have any toys or on my desk anything But I'm a sucker for like limited edition Xbox controllers. I have like so many different kinds I have all that the halo ones like a that's a collectors. Yeah. Yeah, yeah It's just you don't need it. I already got enough controllers Just like man that spot and lock controller. It looks really nice. I I want to I do that worst I think there's worse like things that you could be and that's still functional I guess but it's like people collect it's collecting yeah I guess that's what I'm asking I buy a lot of toys not so much figures but I love the thing I love is having something that is from the fictional universe that I enjoy so for instance if I already get a portal t-shirt right I love

portal I wouldn't get one that's like a quote by cave Johnson with a funny picture I would get one that says after science laboratories because it looks like I could have gotten this by working at after science So I have a master sword highly in shield portal gun a pit boy. I have a helmet from ever so blue I have two how much remember so blue like that's I don't need any of that like my apartment looks like Steve Krell's from the 40-year-old virgin It's not like I have a I have a Meebo's I enjoyed the Meebo's but I would compare that stuff that you don't need that you probably what display in your house Oh, yeah, it's exact same thing as people by sconces or or decorative

It's like the modern scones. It's like go to go to go to go to go to what's the life? The what is the what is the the what's the place that just sells stuff for your house? What is the what is the what's the place that just sells stuff for your house? Pathikary whatever that fucking things called I thought that thing that sort of filled with just like giant pieces The stores like that. That's insane that there's full of just you Glass shit. There you go. Fuck. Do you want you can buy that stuff or you can buy you know fucking portal gun? I have I have I went I have a one a Harry Potter one. That's just a hand card What is Harry Potter one? That's a replica of remiss loop is that's one of my thing

I love that stuff and I think the thing that I like about I do have some figures and stuff to it is like To me is somebody that like tries to write stories and shit I look at all these things that I love. I'm like I want to make something as cool as that like you draw inspiration I have I have I have like just panic close to your shelf to your toys, and there's a sconce and the figure fucking sconces I just spend close to your shelf to your toys and oh there's a sconce and Fucking sconces I Just spend way too much money on clothes Yeah, but there that's functional that is functional it is functional to an extent But it becomes recreational when you have too many against yeah, you have more than 30 pairs of shoes

Yes, that's probably I have. I have. I have probably have 30 pairs of shoes. I have about I think I have like six or seven pairs of shoes and I look at my closet up. This is ridiculous. I remember Aaron made fun of me because for RTX, we stayed at a hotel usually because we have to be there six in the morning every every time. So we stayed at a hotel.

So I pack a bag and I had more pairs of shoes in their word days that I was staying Downtown backups backups and so forth. And you're just like why do you need nine pairs of shoes if we're here for three days and I'm like Options I need the options Which no one understands that's fine. No, I understand options. I understand options Wouldn't you want to plan out what you're gonna wear prior to it? But then but then I mean do you ever you okay? Maybe you're not this kind of person, have you ever put on an outfit in the morning and then taken off and put in something else?

No. Yeah. Every day. But that was because I make a commitment though to like when I'm going somewhere, I'm like this is where I'm gonna take. This is gonna be it. I'm gonna roll with this.

Right, okay. If I'm still at home, then I can make it. I don't know, I guess I see what you're saying. Most of the time it's because I put it on and go, oh fuck, this makes me look way fatter than I thought it would. Okay, so you're looking in the mirror and stuff? Every now and then I'll do that. If I got a new shirt that I just washed,

did you shrink? Yep. It's not just wearing a new outfit when you, let's say you're going out at night and you change into something different, but it's also just feeling fresher. If you put on a whole new set of clothing, it's like... I get that. You feel better. If you've been walking around in your sneaks all day at the convention and then you're gonna go out, switch shoes, switch socks, you're gonna feel...

Switch your hair every single day. Or, yes, switch everything I guess. Yeah. Sure, okay, I get that. People get caught up. I get the difference between like a work clothes and going out thing. Like, I guess I'll pack like an extra dress shirt, whatever we might go out. Dress shirt.

If Carrie wears a collared shirt, you know it's a fancy fucking occasion. I know. I'm a saying C my person's party. Carrie in a collared shirt. It's very rare. I've gotten to the phase where I've been traveling a lot where I don't pack anymore. I just have like a go bag. Like my suitcases always packed. I'll just take, I'll come home on the trip. You'll wash the clothes, I'll just get away with it.

You can just wash them, and then just like chuck three new shirts in there three new under as I just put it away And then chances are needed in like three days. I just take it and I'm already packed Just carry on Is it duffel without the e? Duffel is I think like do you have dollars? I think that's what it's called Do you have a grinder? Would you like a

And then you like send it off and no shut up. Yeah, I swear to God. Wait, you do what? And then if you're on a trip and let's say your luggage doesn't make it they send you your duffel So that you have like a change of clothes and toothpaste or whatever. I want the address of this place because when the apocalypse happens, this place is going to be stuck. They've got the best supply of three days worth of underwear ever. I've like, but everybody's like, I've got loads of duffel bags. You know, like when you're playing a video game, where like you're playing Fallout and you find the duffel bag full of stuff. Oh good stuff, and there's like that's an entire Where I'll find a mini gun in that double bag

I'll admit and a fork But here's what's happening Chances are your doofl is gonna be away from you for so long They're not really gonna remember what's in it. They are robbing you They're gonna take one item and switch it with someone else It's due to you. I feel is it really gotta be it has to take it to my So say you flew to China and you're you're a bag then come your duffel didn't come to how does your doofel get to China quicker than you can just buy some new stuff pay for posters like ahead

I don't know be wearing buying things from China. I recently got I got a I got a hoodie That was marketed as like a destiny hoodie and I was like, oh, it's a cool looking hoodie So I bought it it showed up and it said a double XL on how's like what the fuck I look at the packaging like everything's in Chinese and It was labeled as American large and then a bunch of Chinese characters X XL So I had to explain the warmest person in China. Yeah, the pockets are like the tiniest little things. Can't get your fingers in your throat. They're like girl pockets. Doofles sounds like actually weird sweet. It's cold doofles. Look at that. It's stores your clothing in

your personal duffle closet and allows you to virtually pack by selecting your clothing items from within the app. Once you scheduled your trip you'll travel bag-free and you're freshly cleaned and neatly packed, clothes meet you at your specified. It's not just clothes, it's not just clothes, it's not just clothes for stuff. If you want to use this as your bag where you're traveling. Like, I'm going to Australia in January. Wow. If I could just send this off and then travel without a bag and it can meet me at the hotel. Yeah, I got real sweating. Should we all travel via Dufu? Dufu via doofu via doofu like we'll put

ourselves in the doofu like an app. Yeah, send yourself to do full. No, send me. Okay, I'll send a for Dufu if it if it they bring you your your Duffle bag like via like drone or something. It's just like combine all technology. We should get Dufu to sponsor the podcast. Dufu. So wait, have you used it? No. Talk to you. If you like it, maybe yeah, will you chat to doful?

I think I'll try it for maybe a short trip. Yeah. Actually, New York next week. So I'll try it for that. New York. New York. New York. Yeah, that should be fun. I was sorry. Dox, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I was sorry. Do I have no no? You go. I was traveling to LA with achievement until last week. Mm-hmm. Who? Is that without the achievement hunter?

And the achievement hunter. Hunter. The hunters of the achievements. And I was walking to the spoon. I walked into the apple. I got there a bit early because I like to. The apple. The little bit early.

You're the one who went to the bathroom. I got there a little bit early. The best is Is it outboard? It's a little bit early. It's a little bit early. It's a part cast, so I'm in the door. Yeah! Can we do- Can we do- I made someone else angry.

I made someone else angry on a show. That's fantastic. So I was walking up the stairs to the admiral's lounge bit upstairs, because I have that membership. I feel like everybody needs to be in uniform in the admiral's lounge. Yeah, part of Pomm and New Captain's hat. Anyway, Ryan was right behind me and he was like, Hey, how's it going? I was like, you want to come in the admirals club because I can get two people in for free. That's right. And I brought Ryan in. He didn't offer anyone beforehand when you were going in. No, because we all got there at different times. I was just alone.

I thought you're on my head. I didn't just see Ryan. I'm like, you, you're in. Everyone else. I just, all of you you guys hang yeah he just walks away But yeah, he'd never been in there and he was just all over the place He couldn't believe his eyes. There's like a free cheese bowl and like crackers and round three cheese balls I free cheeses like She's a dad moral and he was just going back and forth across like the cheese like getting a little cheese on his little plate Eating them and then getting up and like getting a little brown. A lot of cheese going I the crust like the cheese like getting a little cheese on his little plate eating them and getting up and like getting a little brownie. How much a cheese is going to be? I was amazing to witness.

He was eyes lit up. He was like, I was going to buy food down to the first time I was on the plane with Marshall. I lost my goddamn mind. It was like the tiny little Toronto fanics. But I saw it. I met you for the second time and it was great. We went to Wayne Gretzky's. We went to Gretzky's.

Gretzky's. Sorry. Yeah, no, it was. We're on this tiny little piece of shit playing. He was having a miserable time and I was at the window like Freaking out because the engines had just turned on because I never Floated. Oh, yeah, it was the first time you'd flown it. I had in Florence. I was like 10 Oh, I went Burning and I went out to LA the first time to go Helps that up funhouse. I think that I

It's a fun house. Who vent was that? It's a fun house. Did you bring it up? Yeah, we used to do a food and no, so Met Bernie at the airport and we checked and everything and got through all the security and things like that and then he went to the Admiral area and took me with him and I'd never been either. Yeah. And as I was walking in. It's so douchey. A lot of the time was like busier than the rest of the rest of the feeling of walking in there and like obviously not being a member was like a kin to the feeling I think if I was a kid walking to like the teachers lounge It's all time is like I'm not supposed to be

Yeah, it's like oddly peaceful sometimes and like comfortable. It's like I feel that way about fancy restaurant That's the one I don't belong for any one time gave me his first class seat so he gets it with someone else in Economy and yeah talk about not feeling like he should be there or that you don't belong I loved it because I didn't know beforehand going to the airport that I was gonna be there if I had known I would have dressed up a little nicer for first class in airplane brought a couple pairs of shoes for the Why you know a button up like carry when he's all fancy and like Carry when he's fancy and goes into first class as he does I was in

sweatpants and a sports jersey no carry would walk into first class in sweats and a t-shirt sit as wide as possible yeah and demand that they assimilate to his life's carry like in his like Pikachu you get your own oh fuck yeah I think it's actually because they're very douchey places. Like the Admiral's Club and the first class. Trick and all. Was it first class cabin? Cabin. They're very douchey places.

So I feel like if you go in there and just like crappy clothes and you're just like, all right, you know, I obviously don't belong, it's funnier. It makes you feel like less of a douchebag. But I don't think it's a douchebag. Even though you are. I don't think you stand out that much though. Like if someone, like, okay, so I'm in jeans and I'm in a t-shirt and I'm in You are. I don't think you stand out that much though. Like if someone, like, okay, so I'm in jeans

and I'm in a t-shirt and I'm in tennis shoes. If I was in first place, I don't think that's completely like unheard of in that area, considering how many like tech conglomerates are these like, these startups guys. I think nowadays it's more common to them. I think nowadays, like there's like, I pass off like my entire passes office,

just some guy who like, you know, made his first company and sold it for a billion dollars. That kind of thing. I was from Silicon Valley. It was more of also being, I think I was 22 at the time, being a 22 year old girl in first class.

You don't see that very often. It's usually older guys or older women, not young girls. I don't know what. Yeah, I first had it when I traveled with Gus, probably like seven or eight years ago. He got us both into first class. I was like orange juice before we take off. Yeah, I first had it when I traveled with Gus, probably like seven or eight years ago, he got us both into first class. I was like, orange juice before we take off.

Yeah, I was like, I mean, like champagne before we took off. It was fantastic. I don't think I was old enough to drink. Oh, yeah. I was like, I'm a mimoset. It was wonderful. It was a Bernie who gave the tip of like,

if you have a really long layover or like your flights delayed by a couple hours, if you pay 50 bucks, you could get a pass to the admiral's club. And so it's like worth it to just pay it and like get free while buying food and drinks. The membership you still have to pay for, but if you've traveled enough it like makes it cheaper than 50 bucks every time. I think you have to fly like eight times. So could anybody not go there if they paid the day pass? Yeah, anyone can ask. As long as you have a button. It's like a theme park.

It's like a ticket for the world. Come look at all the old pass. Yeah, anyone can ask. As long as you have a button. Like a theme park. Like a by ticket. Come look at all the old men. Peter cheese. I was gonna say earlier, have you ever gotten, you know, a lot of like apps and things have like little push notifications like, yeah, oh, we haven't seen you use this in a while. Has that ever actually worked on you? No, because I get annoyed that it did it. And then I'm like, you know, I might even delete the app now. Thank you for the delete reminder. I was using Pacer for my runs.

Pacer with a EO just has a EO. It does have an EO. It has dignity. You did. So I was using that. And it's a really great app. But there was like, I think it was New York Comic Con week. I just, I wasn't using it because I was away and it was like hey

Haven't noticed you've gone for a run in a while. I was like fuck you I was going all over the place New York Comic Con eat a dick and I just like I became super upset I just got one in the middle of this podcast for for bumble and it was like hey You know they're still out there don't you where you been The winky emoji suddenly made a complete hold on I took a picture of it because I found it It's there cool. I like that you give your app to different voices. Yeah, well again. You see that winky You see that winky mother. So did you delete Pacer? No, I still use it. It's a really good one So we know you're still there, somewhere, open Bumble.

People are waiting for you. Wing, that's crazy. Do you think that's like a challenge for the girls if they find an account that's been dormant for like four weeks? And they pull that account back into use? Do you think it's like, yeah. Imagine if it pops up with a picture of the girl. Oh, I see what you're saying.

Yeah, I got them to use Bumble. To rise. Yeah, I still Bumble. Uh, it's a debumble. I'm guessing BU and now. Yeah, I got them to use bumble to rise Yeah, I still bumble It's a to pop. I'm guessing be you Please don't be an out please don't be an e please don't be an e there's an e I'm be Ellie like I said it's a dignified Dignified Bumble doesn't know

But boom, but welcome to boom, but you're you're also a little bit. Ah, have you forgotten about boom, but you need to do Your boom, but match We also have a living, have you forgotten about Pumbu? You need to do Pumbu for the last day with your Bungu match? This is... Farmer looks like she'd be like the Spence. They don't even move around. They have you forgotten about it? The Bungu's ready for you. So do you think they can sponsor us?

If they can sponsor us with the requirement that you have to do with the Adreads like that? I would know. Gladly do that, we demand that. I'll do it by any means. I'll do it by any means. I'll do it with Lulgic. to the I'll do it in any accent they want me to do any any accent And I've been doing like this the boom-boom lap is but then we'll only get it once Gus is back So he'll have to do the adress And I'll be like can you imagine Gus doing a German accent? Yes, actually, but if he missed her I'm not really sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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You know that kind of thing fucking it always starts with a hyperbole right you have to be like oh look at that little Lucky charms Oh fuck As squatters a little bit like so maybe down here you took no you some people some people are so Skye's it looks like it hurts them Like like the guy I met it was said girls Any any pronounced girls is like devil Yeah, yeah, there's oh my god

God I'm sorry There was a there was a YouTube video that was titled it was like titled like the beauty of the English language and it was a Scottish guy On like a roof and his and his mate was down on the ground and he's like and he was frustrated about something And so he got into respond and he just like it was it was just like just a jumble of Scottish like just consonants and vowels but not words and it was just like just a rant of it. That's where it lies in this language right there. I told, I think I might have told this in the podcast. Some people grow up with their own imaginary language. My brother and I did that but we just called it, we called it being British.

Tell him very insulted. No, we don't. being British. That's how I'm very insulted. We just be in, my mom hated it. We'd be in like the grocery store board. I just looked at my go, oh, what? Easey bought me an Easey bought me. Oh, I'm awesome. That is sitting in what? And they would always end with, what are friends?

What's the one to do? Easey bought an Easey bought me. Yeah, we put out a happy hour where Jeff was trying to talk British and it sounded identical to that. You kind of sound like Jabba the Hut when you do that. If you slow it down, it's really slow. It's really slow. It's really slow. But Jabba was just British, really slow.

But yeah, Jeff did the exact same. I don't mind him by you. It's just like just a brunt. But yeah Jeff to these I say like First time I ever listen to an Eddie Isard concert where he where he is Huh is art? That man it's got a great accent boy does he talk Boy does he talk fast. Oh my god, yeah. With Plume de Beton. What?

Plume de Beton? What's Plume de Beton? I have no idea. I'm trying to find out. Although, although, one of the cute things for your home. To go back to a daddy thing, one of the cute things my eldest has ever done is that, one of her favorite shows is Angelina Ballerina,

which is this British mouse ballerina thing. Because she watched it so much. Everyone's watching. She would just randomly break out into British accent for no reason. And she's just be sitting around, like talking like this. And it's like, me and I have to, it's just like talking like that.

And it was really adorable. I couldn't, I can't, like, I can't tell her to stop. I think it was actually Dane Cook or somebody had a bit about like, I want a British kid. Yeah, she comes out. Daddy. Father, can we go to the, I don't know if I can make it. Daddy, when you had a bit about like I want a British kid. Yeah, she comes out daddy father. Can we go to the I don't know if you've got to the pop.

I like small. Oh, I got Jeff. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, the fucking minute. In the middle. In the middle.

In the middle. Oh, where the fuck in the pizza party? In the pizza party. Oh, I don't know. Oh, we lose. Oh, what a dammit. Hey, you know what? That's a good one.

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It's kind of like when some American gibberish for like an Asian language or something like that. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what it's like. Because it always comes across as racist. I don't get that. Like I don't understand like if you go, high-shank, I'll always have hot like- There it is. No, no, no, no. Fuck you listen to me. If I don't speak that language, you're imitating just how a parrot can imitate the sounds that it hears.

A parrot can imitate a car going by. What I'm getting at is if you're not fluent with that language, then that's what it's going to sound like to you. Just like how there was this song that was just like, oh, that car. And if you plug your ears, you're like, that actually kind of sounds like English words. I don't know. It's really interesting. And just we just did with the ocean made them both, but like, I don't get how that's racist. If you're being, I'm sure there's a, it might be just the context and the type of people who do that, that makes it racist.

Yeah, I guess if an asshole does it and is, yeah, like, if you do anything in a mocking way, sure, no assholes here at hole free zone I don't know I that I'm not always bothered me my my my just you're in Patrick's laughter is the best the area is this great I think we know that a joke was successful it's fantastic Patrick Patrick we need to go just like- I wish we just had a look at all. Just to see a sweat.

I want to like a look at all on Patrick's. He's the only laugh track that we get into like, he's the only laugh track we need. Fantastic. We never do it. We never do it. We never do it. We never do it.

Have they ever made a sitcom where the laugh track was just one. Someone makes a joke. He's like, no, someone told me to just stop. One of that. They don't even need context for that. Anybody can constantly be tweeting you, no, someone on Twitter told me to just stop. The one and not. They don't even need context for that. They can just, anybody can constantly be tweeting you, miles to stop.

That's very true. It's probably like, it's like, that should be the, everyone's like, people start, I want everyone to just make a reminder on their phone right now that every day at a certain time to send miles of tweet that says, miles just stop. And that'll give miles a moment to maybe collect himself and slow down. It's the 200 hamsters that are rolling around the last

four to few years I'm gonna be in some like horrible life or death situation where I'm facing like my father's killer and I have a gun to him like it's finally coming to this and it's gonna be miles just just stop and then the dramatic piano plays and I I drop the gun turns out it is a walk away and he's gonna pull the gun to me but then I'm gonna knock him out instead of kill him So then the audience still get some satisfaction and I don't end up killing a person. Where's this audience? I Just following him. Yeah, I'm not just gonna go and then roll credits Okay Okay, let's say you die, right?

Eventually, sure. What would you rather have? Never gonna happen. You're the last things you're seeing, everything's going dark, it's kind of cold now, you're just so tired. I'm going out of being. And then you're gone. What would you rather have?

A KD like points score that shows up like at the end of a multiplayer round of like all the things and achievements that you did like Fred it's role and then whatever happens after you die I have credits credits. Yeah, what would be the song? What that song by green day that's in like every high school Why did that come into my head too? Why did that come into my head too? What the fuck is happening? Or in graduation by vitamin C. How's that one go?

I think the fresh prince of bell air team something pretty great I just want I just want to riff from Signfeld How about just how about just Patrick's last week? The last you sound I hear miles would appreciate this so do you you probably appreciate this you're dead inside some guy rigged a sensor whenever his door would open to play the sign felt like a rift and sign felt. F***ing and it was a different one each time.

No I would change it I would have it sometime but sometime I would also have to be the audience going. Yeah yeah it's got to be a full time audio audience emotes. It was I would change it. I would have it sometime, sometime out. There's a sort of audience going, oh yeah, yeah, it's got to be an amazing. Yeah. That was one of my favorite jokes in the Scottville movie was like there's this beautiful like there's like a love scene. I walked in and then the next morning it's I think I can't, I can't, and there's a laugh track for like a good two minutes in the good opening. What is the cheapest way you can, what is that like plinky plunky base guitar just doing that. That's called it's called a

Plinky space you sleep at the bass. I want one That'd be really easy to plinky plunk the little tune like Have you ever held a bass guitar? No, never build a guitar Not a real one. No really. I think so. Wow interesting. I mean guitar here guitar sure What instrument have you held have you played a piano? I mean, guitar here, guitar, sure. Of course. I mean, like a real guitar. That's basically real these days. What instrument have you held? Have you ever played a piano? Yeah.

OK. I mean, I've smashed around on a piano, sure. Everyone has. Oh, great, great, great. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. I just remember the keyboards. Do you have a music room in your school? Where?

You would, like, for some reason, we took music throughout what? what what is Barbara doing I'm just remembering my high school days I took keyboard and my teacher was a fucking dickhead sorry okay sorry I want to get it done yeah that there was like for like one time out of you like most of music class throughout the year be like at desks and tables and you'd like write out music and you'd be like God, I just don't get this at all. But then one term you'd spend in the music room with all the keyboards and stuff and we figured out that if you changed a specific Setting on the keyboard the keyboard in a voice would go are you sure? And

You suppose yes or no, but we could piss off the teacher be like all right now. I want you to Turn to page 48 and all of a sudden like 19 keyboards will go I Sure, and she gets so bad Joy what joy for memory this I one of my favorite things that I ever learned to do in school And I think this might even been in high school or college was that those were in time when I'm P you peed low enough. I am I can go lower I think this might have been in high school or college, was that those were in time when PDAs were like a thing. And they ran off of like, they had an infrared part to them that they could actually send.

Go on. Well, this is, this is, this is classic. This is good. This is, I'm okay with this. Yeah, there you go. Dun-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un You could get an anna. Oh, Joe, cut away! You could actually get a remote control. Someone put a hat on that. Yeah, someone put a hat on that. Put the John Hat.

John's, yeah. Of an app that could turn off and on TVs because of the infrared of a remote control. And so I learned I could be in classrooms and turn off and on this. You were that prick, huh? That was that prick. Have you heard, I remember... That prick.

When cell phones became all the rage when I was that prick. Have you heard I remember that prick when when cell phones became all the rage when I was in high school that was like I remember that was like I feel like people won't there's a bunch of things that like a future generations don't get it. I know I'm sorry cell phones fuck right what was I saying uh there was that one ringtone that you can get just stop that There was that one ringtone that you can get just stop that It was a super high frequency pitch that apparently people over 30 cannot hear are you sure? Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, you can't hear it anymore There's it's like a frequent so people could like tech cuz like you know like you don't have yourself on class people would text without The teacher knowing because no one teaches an older person

The teacher knowing because no one teaches an older person And you ever tell a story and then realize you completely forgot where you're going with it fuck what we talk about You talk about frequencies that I'm not that kids can't hear. Oh, yeah, yeah, so there was some This podcast there was a thing on Reddit that was talking about like hey today. I learned there was a tone that was invented for Fucking that people can hear anymore and one of the top comments was Yeah, if you ever hear like if you get a random ringing in your ear invented for fucking that people can hear anymore. And one of the top comments was, uh, yeah, if you ever hear like, uh, if you get a random ringing in your ear, um, that's like really high pitch that's just like, eh, then gone. Apparently that's like some sort of sign that you're not going to be able to hear that tone anymore. It sounds like absolute shit. Like

that doesn't sound like something like that. That's what they say. They happen. I don't, I have no idea if this is based on any extra science, right? That when they're like a flashbang or something like that goes off and you hear that ring in your ear That's that frequency dying right in your ear. I have no idea why the other anything But true or not every now and then when that happens I get so Never hear that one again. That was the last time I never hear that one again. That was the last time It's so if it was a useful freak like if it sounded exactly like a car horn

Like the whole three And then you just crossing the road you never hear cars ever ever go. Yeah, what is that? It's a sock. It's a sock. It's a sock. It was in the drawer. I was is that one of a Is that one of a Rodriguez's sock? No, whoa wait what Like Robert Rodriguez is why would you have one of his socks? He makes a sock when he came off his feet Yeah, I was like what well that before you leave thanks so much Can I have one of your socks that's actually some of those happening in in First class the other day Jeff was in first class class and he likes to send me pictures of his feet. Like he was in another party.

Even when it's inappropriate. Like in the middle of the first class cabin, he took off his shoe and his sock and like he takes me a picture of his foot and the guy next to him was not happy about it, apparently. We had a camp imagine. Jeff strikes me as someone to be really worried about what the person's in and feels like. He's that kind of like empathetic kind of guy. He's like, you know, I want to make sure I want to round me to be comfortable.

And then he had eight whiskies right up there with making everyone comfortable. On your way to LA or on the way back. On the way. It's not a very long flight either. No, that's like two hours. Two hours, 50. Yeah, he can put him away. Sure can. God, he can.

Shall we wrap up the party? Shall we mention what's going on here? Yeah, so instead of doing the post show tonight, we're going to play a clip that we recorded a few weeks ago, Bernie's in it, and he was talking to Kevin DeChico, who is the survivor of the crash of the guys who were coming down to RTX. So it's basically him and Kevin having a chat about and telling us some stories about their friends. Yes, you should definitely watch.

It's a really, really awesome thing to hear about all those kids. So definitely tune in. Thanks for watching. Thank you for joining us. And it's right now. Love you. Right now for everyone.

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