Rooster Teeth Podcast - Solid D - #436

Episode Date: June 27, 2017

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We play a little promo for the Cockblock, which is all of our livestream podcasts on Monday. And then we play the podcast intro, and then we start the podcast. We went through the Cockblock video, and as soon as it ended, Blaine went, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Oh, right. Hey, who are we? I'm Gus. Gavin. Gavin. Sorry. Are you sure? I'm Blaine.

I'm Miles. I'm Sally. And I'm Gus. So welcome, Sally. You've been a while since we had you. You're back. I have changed. My hair has changed.

It's no longer blonde. And yeah, it's kind of weird. This is my first podcast being on at the beginning and not just being on. Yeah, because I guess we had you on as a guest during the Southby one. Was that like two years ago? Yeah. And then we. Yeah, before that wasn't from the beginning. No, no, no, because we weren't sure. Well, whether that's good enough. I could have been awful. There's also a lot of yelling too, because I was like a really loud. There's like a party going on. Yeah. And I was trying to spill my drink on your laptop at the beginning. Yes. So, have you gone back and watched that having recently?

No, not recently. Why? I just, well, I don't really watch the old ones, but it'd be interesting to see if you're any different now than you are then. I do okay, you usually go back and watch our videos, usually because someone else has been referring to it and I'm like, what was it that they were referring to? Or what did I cover in that video? So for example, just reliving my

getting the plane on a treadmill, they're wrong because I might be making a correction video to that, but normally, no, I'm just suddenly not the whole thing. I mean, it's what, now and half too long. It's pretty long, right? They are. I know the dedication of the people watching you, rather than impress them. Does anybody ever ever get self-conscious about seeing themselves like an old video? Oh, I just, I think, oh, I used to be so thin. Yeah, I used to look a lot better. It's all like that. I just look back and I think I was better looking

and funnier. Yeah. I think I've improved. There is this one video when I was the naked intern where I was shirtless and everybody uses that photo when they send me shit about me being naked and I fucking hate how I look in that video. Like I think it's awful.

So that's fucking... I just don't look, I feel like I don't look as good as like, you're a real piece of shit. I don't know. What? You look like... I heard you were talking about milk delivery on the podcast the other day.

Yeah, you're the piece of shit. You look like a million times better than I do. And you're like, I don't look good. I thought you. No, that's it. Yes, yes, bro, guess what it is. What's wrong with that? You look like a million times better than I do and you're like, I don't look good. I thought you That you look awesome. I don't know. I'm I was asking Mario who's gonna be on the podcast tonight I'm like remind me who plane is and that was the She was like oh that gross looking dude. It's super out of shape you there was like joggers in the background I was wearing a man-thong. That was a bad day.

Bad day, sounds fun. I think that'd be a great day. Cause I mean, I don't know. I love it whenever we're out on a shoot, doing something absurd and like, there are onlookers because that's gonna be a story that they tell later that day to someone. Like to us, it's become, like,

we've become pretty decent sized to a lot of it. You have to, it's at the point where like, we'll be on an immersion shoot and you have to go, I'm fucking dressed as solid snake. What the fuck, my job's crazy. This rules. But when you do that so frequently and you're tired and you're working on a million things,

you sometimes forget that like literally anybody else that isn't working in this field is gonna be like, Janet, you're not going to believe what I saw on the board today. There was a man crawling on the floor with a band-ana on his head. What do you think it was doing? Like, that's like a thing.

I know. When we did the Fallout immersion, I had to get makeup to make me look like a ghoul, so I had like all these open sores and pizza. Yeah, literally. It really gross. And we filmed most of the day on one location. Then at night, we switched to a different location.

We all had to drive there. So I just got in all had to drive there. So I just got in my car and drove there, like not even thinking, like if someone, like came up next to me to lie, they'd be like, what the fuck is wrong with that guy? I feel like nothing is worse than what Blaine put me through. Whoa, what's one? We made me eat turds in the park, eat dog shit. People are there taking photos.

I'm not going to go any further. I assume that they're not actual dogs. They're like brownies, but may to look like turds. Okay, yes. In a stack of turds. In a dog park where it smells like real turds because of the surrounding area. Yeah, because I'm there.

And I'm like, my gag reflex sucks. I'm like gagging like, and then Blaze just cranking up. So I asked you over and over. I was like, are you sure you're comfortable with this? You can, you can pop out. I was like, I'll give it a go. Now the truth comes out. Oh God.

I think when we were doing the Tinder trailer, Barbara and I are running around downtown, dresses Tinder and Bumble, respectively. And like people are like, the fuck is that? Like we're going around like swiping and stuff. That was pretty fun. So I don't know, maybe it's just because like, I grew up in Stratford, upon Ava,

in which Shakespeare's town. So a lot of tourists there and weird Shakespeare, you think they're... And since I've moved to Oxford as well, very touristy, I'm just so used to seeing people dressed up particularly in historical outfits that you just don't bad-nigh-it. Like, you're just wondering if you're just like, oh yeah, there's just some kind of weird Aristotle figure. Well, no one else cares either.

Although, because in Stratford they have the RSC, the big Shakespeare theatre, they do these open days where you get to do all these kind of, see behind the scenes of the theatre, and I did a stage makeup one when I must have been about 10, and then like, look as if I just been the worst fight ever. Black eye cuts.

And so I'm just walking through town with my mum, and we get the weirdest looks, and literally people coming out about it and they're like it's the RSC open day today isn't it? Yeah, she just cringe every time your mother looks at you like that again? Yeah, but it was weird, yeah, it's spotted between the tourists and the locals, because obviously the locals knew what was going on. I went straight from the set of day five where I died, spoiler, a little tired makeup and stuff. And I got straight on a plane to England.

And I forgot about it. Oh my god. That must have smushed. It was just like really dark bags like I've been awake for five days. And I walked up to my dad and he was like, I was like, what? He's like, oh god, that was like 14 hours ago.

That was it. The people that I don't like seeing that are dressed up on the streets and stuff like that is like anytime you go to New York and their street performers Those guys are like scary because then okay, what? Well, there's like a dude dressed up as an Elmo, let's say and like he comes up to you. He's like super great and happy and stuff like that And like if anybody takes a picture with him that dude's mask comes off and he's like give some money It's like yeah, they like hassle you. I, he gives some money. It's like, it'd be like, how's it gonna be? I wouldn't call it scary, it's just a little weird. That's why I don't like Vegas that much.

Vegas makes me sad. I went to Hollywood for the first time a few days ago and it's the same thing. I don't get people are paying to take pictures with people dressed up as characters. Like you do know that's not actually Wonder Woman, right? You can go get that costume. Exactly, you do know that someone dressed up as that character

and they're like, oh, we gotta go and see the character. Oh, people get so excited when they see Disney characters and Disney that. The worst for me, or the one I think is the weirdest, is when people take photos with the stars on the sidewalk. It's like, you're taking a photo of a sidewalk. Like not even the hand print one of the footprints, just like the one with the stars. Yeah, but you can sit up at a landmark. Exactly. We're taking a photo of a sidewalk. Like not even like the hand print one of the footprints just like the one with the car.

Yeah, but you can sit up at a landmark. Exactly. You're taking a picture of a bridge. It's like, yeah, but it's a famous bridge. Yeah, but this is the sidewalk. It's a sidewalk, so more famous than other sidewalks. It's like, you can step on it. A dog can take a shit on it.

Well, you can't show on the Empire State Building if you want. You can shit in the toilet and Empire State Building. It's not toilet on the sidewalk. Hey, don't tell me where I can and can't shit. All right, that's for the police to decide. To clarify, cosplay is cool, but people that are dressed up in begging for money. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, cosplays. Sometimes it's like, wow, that is an amazing costume. I respect the effort that you've gone to, but that kind of just being like, oh, I am a tourist attraction because I am dressed. I have quite a part of city halt costume. There's also, you do have to say there, there are the people though that like,

there's some people that can just put on a fucking Elmo suit and do their thing, whatever. But then there's the people that's like, this dude looks like Captain Jack Sparrow, if you were to dress up. Like if our to dress up is Captain Jack Sparrow, I'd look like Chubby Captain Jack Sparrow, but this dude looks like Captain Jack Sparrow,

and he walks like he's a Vogue and drunk. Yeah, so that's kind of cool. If I see an Elmo playing a he's a fucking drunk. No, so that's kind of cool. If I see an Elmo playing a guitar, I'll be like, okay, that's kind of cool. Okay, Elmo gets rid. Because he's actually like, he's offering some sort of service. I know it's like a musical like, but this is fun.

Well, I'll say, I mean, if people are willing to pay for it, then it's a service worth having, and people are obviously willing to pay for it. Otherwise, there wouldn't be mother fuckers dresses, Elmo running around. It's true. I mean, I do agree with you. It weirds me out and I don't like it. But it's a weird world, man.

So what does Vegas make you sad? Is it the same thing? It's just like, well, okay. So first off, I'm not great at gambling. What's your favorite game? Let me guess. War. Yeah. I gave guess. War.

Yeah. Order. Like the most like childish game. I give myself a rule. I, uh, if I go to Vegas now, I will just bet 20 bucks on either red or black and then when our lose I'll be done. I so I've won every time. So that's cool. Yeah, that's just the only mistake exactly what I've been doing.

Hell yeah. 100 net up then. I think I'm about to put my stuff around. Nice. Dan and lost like up, then I think I might pull most of the grand. Nice. Dan and Lost, like seven in a row. You have the greatest look of anybody. That's not a real thing what you're saying. Sally, what's the last?

Statistically. Oh shit, we got science. I looked it in really. So statistically, if we're saying that Red and Bad, Black have an equal opportunity, which they possibly do, I don't know how they get rigged. But then the probability of you having seven in a row is one over two to the seven, which is one over,

that's kind of like a lot, so I'm like, 25, 6, 7, 128. 128, so I was trying to do it in my head, I was, yeah. So it's about one percent chance, less than one percent chance that that happening. And equally with Dan losing seven times in a row. my head, I was, yeah. So it's about one percent chance, less than one percent chance that that happening. And equally with Dan losing seven times in a row. It's exactly the same, yeah. So does luck exist scientifically?

I'm very confused. So there is a thing called regression to the mean, which is really interesting. Oh, fuck yeah. And it's why, let me get this right. It's why basketball is about luck, but baseball isn't that important. It's just got ruffled and we're commenting. So if it's based on luck, and then you're having a really good streak, and that is just

chance. Chances are, it's all going to average out in the end, right? I do love how the science credentials come down. It's legit. I do love how the science credentials come down. I'm like, what is legit? So it's all going to even out. And therefore, if you're having a load of good luck, then you're going to end up having a load of bad luck. And it's just all going to even out. The chances of you throwing, say, six heads in a row,

you're going to end up getting some tails probably next. Although they don't depend on each other, just on average, if you're going to have 12 throws on average, average you're gonna have six heads and six tails so if you've already had six heads it's it I should say that one is not found on the other I know that starts geeks but it's gonna average out and so good things coming waves and followed by bad things Dan who is down a thousand now yeah if I go if I say to him just who is down a thousand now? Yeah. If I go, if I say to him, just keep putting down a thousand. So this is...

And then when you lose, put down two thousand. And then he's really in the hole. Will he eventually break even? So this is the problem, is that those events are independent. So the outcome of one does not affect the outcome of the other. So even if you have rolled, so even if you've thrown 99 heads on your 100th toss, there is still going to be a 50-50 chance of heads or tails.

Okay. Which is, so that's why they get you in gambling. They're like, oh, it's gotta be the next one, right? Surely I can't have it again. I actually put landed on zero twice. That's gonna say it plus also in roulette. There is the green spot, which is. He got green back to back.

What does green mean? It's the one sped, it was the red or blue. You lose regardless. Oh, so then you have even less of a chance of winning. Okay, and so this is the same thing with traffic accidents, is that people will put up speed cameras where there has been a whole spate of traffic accidents. And then they're like, wow, we've put up the speed camera.

And now all the accidents have stopped. Isn't that amazing? Where it's actually just regressing to the mean. So the mean is that there's a standard level at which accidents happen. There happened to be a spike one year by chance. So by chance, again, it's most likely to be at this middle thing.

So if you think of a bell curve of probability, it was some extreme at the one end of the bell curve. It's going to usually fall somewhere in the middle and that looks like it's going down. Does that mean those accidents went somewhere else? Essentially, yeah. They were spread out somewhere, but it means that the cameras made no effect whatsoever. And if you're spending money on cameras and not say spending money on precautions that do actually help save lives and prevent accidents. That's where you get from. Yeah, but it can't be a sign for a camera.

I was about to say, I'm not going to slow it out. Yeah, that the presence of that camera. So that's affecting the results because there is a camera there. I'm fairly certain they've done tests and shown that cameras don't actually help in accidents. Yes, it does change behaviour, but not enough to... I feel like most people try. But certainly not enough, but more of the funding in it. I mean, honestly, anytime I see a camera, I'm gonna hit my brakes to stop at a yellow, and I feel like that would cause an accident more than me, zooming through the yellow.

I guess what we're all trying to say here is that we suck at driving. And what people need to do is, what drives me crazy is people need to be consistent and predictable in their drives. Which is why there's so many advocates for machine driven cars, automated cars. But I like Minji.

Oh man. Who's this gonna, a Tomatone update to it. He can be like, get a 95, no chance. Get a robot car to tow you. Get a robot car to tow you. Oh, okay. That's what you like. You can still get one.

But then what's really weird is that you've got a program in who the car is going to kill. Because you know about the trolley problem. Whether you kill one person or three people. I've seen, I think, I believe it's MIT has a website where they're kind of crowdsourcing a lot of that decision making, where they present you different scenarios, where it's like, either everyone in the car is going die or these pedestrians are gonna die. These are adults, these are children, these are animals, which is the better outcome.

It's a program, it has to be programmed in, when do you make the decision as who to kill? I'm sorry, I just misinterpreted as some sort of terminator style code you were speaking of earlier. No, this is actual, you can either drive your car in front of this lorry and you will die or drive it onto the pavement, the sidewalk and the pedestrians will die. That's been a thing that's been going around a while.

What's been the most consistent results? Like, what do people elect? For the trolley problem is that people don't want to take in action. So if it's three people versus one person, so the setup is you've got a trolley like a tram or a train if you're not American. Not like a push cart. It's not a car. It's a runaway train and you push a lever as it's about to go down one of two tracks. So there's three people strapped to one track and there's one person strapped to the other. If it's about to hit three people but you can push it in order to be one, most people will push, but still, it's that having to push that lever is taking action.

Because then they're responsible. I just push the fat man. Yeah, that was the best. Everyone that played me a prank. Everyone else, I'm sorry. So then it becomes, okay, so people end up like, you know what, I will push the lever and divert it, so it's just one person.

Then it extends to, okay, imagine you've got a really, really fat person who by pushing them off the bridge, it will stop the, so you just got one track now. It will stop the train from hitting those three people. Will you push someone off the bridge? Inesive is killing them. But, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's, so it's the middle of it going to the other V so then the wheels go and then it goes

I know so this is a situation where there's only one track now and you're on a bridge above that one track Okay, and you can either push the one really fat guy off that will stop the train or let those three people die for arguments It's like woolly's ferdic come in No, there's always fat. He's argument, it's like, woo, he's 30, he had to come in. No, there's no way. I thought he's fat. He's already had it hard enough from society. Let me give him a break. The reason that this person is fat is because they just need to be something that will stop trying.

No, okay. That's the only reason. It is just like one person. You'll say one person. Let's get it out of there. It's sacrifice in it. So why can't those automated driving decisions, though, just be randomized every time?

Like RGN, just throw out. But then you've got to make the decision that you do want it to be random because then you've got to persuade car owners and car buyers that they are going to sit in a death machine that will randomly kill them given the opportunity. Yeah, but then you just present some stats about the current state of driving. Yeah, but since when do people care about stats? Yes, exactly. Starts ever changed anymore.

If you're in an autonomous car, just fill it with babies. And then the light jokes is a car too. Fill it with babies, you'll be fine. All that foam stuff from demolition, man. Yeah. Okay. If the recent months have proven anything, it's that people care more about feelings than facts.

Yeah. Yeah. That was, that was our, I think, it wasn't until YouTube, so Camp Camp season two started, and if you haven't watched it, you should do it. Shameless plug. No. It's always, it's always interesting, yeah,

you're a boy, nerf. It's always interesting reading comments for that show because that it's surface that shows like a crude comedy about a bunch of campers, but we always try to have like anti-moral and shit in there. And it wasn't until like the YouTube comments that people picked up on the message of the first episode is about that. It's about commentary on how people are dumb

and they just want to feel safe and it's a horrifying truth. But it's just that cognitively we have so many biases that means it's very easy to just ignore or reject a staff that doesn't fit our own preconceptions of how the world works. Yeah, we're flawed. We're very flawed. We're super stupid.

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to New Zealand and then in Chicago, and it arrived. And I had to eat, because I had some leftovers too, I had to eat eight meals with the food before I left, so it wouldn't go bad. Oh, that's true. Do you have a freezer? Yeah, but like, there's like, I like the freshness of the produce when it comes in.

I like, oh, well. So how many days were you spreading these eight meals? Over. Three. So I like, so you basically became the rock. Pretty much. I was like, well, for breakfast, I think I'll have some honey glazed salmon with an almond crust.

I just felt like I was eating pork chops and honey mustard pan sauce, chicken and honey glazed peach, and steak tartines. Hey, quick, answering this peach or rabid peach? Rabid peach. Fuck yeah, rabid peach. That game looks so fucking weird. So weird.

What's it called, Mario Pussrabbits? Oh, you said the Saturday. We'll get to that. So before we started the podcast, we had a very in-depth discussion about about Bowser's children and the Koopalings trying to figure out, and I always assumed all the Koopalings were Bowser's kids, but they aren't.

They're not. They're his siblings and shit. You know the fucking that many brothers. The Koopalings are all siblings, but they are not related to Bowser Jr. whose Bowser's only real son. But who's Bowser's son? Who's siblings to Bowser?

No, they're siblings to each other. But not, but are they related? I don't know how they're related to Bowser. The way I think Bowser would reproduce, he would spray some spawn. Then he would just see what came, like really, like, my brain's much darker. Like, what would he bang?

Well, are you seriously asking that question? Beach, I mean, look, the sprights are written out of the vagina. Oh my God. And that's one that I have no idea what they're talking about, right? Originally, the Koopalings were depicted as Bowser's children and stated to be his offspring. Eventually Miyamoto affirmed an Nintendo's current story

is that the Koopalings are not Bowser's children in 2012, leaving Bowser Jr. as his only child. Now, Nintendo Canon is ridiculous. That's because Miyamoto just likes to fuck around. I mean, the biggest news recently was, do you hear what Link's last name is? Slink. Is Link Link?

Yeah. They were like, Miyamoto, please Miyamoto Son, we finally tell us and what's his name? He was like, Link Link. That's Link Link. Did he understand the question? Yeah, man, it's fucking Miyamoto Son. We'll marry his last name, it's Mario, right?

There they are, that's Mario Koopa Link's salad. Yeah, fucking slides it's fucking amazing. Well, Marri is last name's Marri, wouldn't it? It is. That's not a Koopa link's selling. Yeah. Fucking slides. So, one of them, Morton, is also his official name is Morton Koopa Jr. So are they like lizards? They're, they're like, they're Koopa thingies. Yeah, they're like turtle lions.

Tertle lions. So, Vity Bows is up the top right, right? Yeah, Vity Bows are here. Why do you, if you analyze the look of Bowser, he's a terrible man, but he has like a roaring face with a mohawk. It's like a turtle dragon lion. Is baby Bowser, Bowser's son. Bowser Jr.

Is Bowser Jr. Get it right. Sorry, I'm thinking of baby Mario and baby Luigi. Yeah, baby Mario. Which are baby versions of Mario Luigi. Yes, because in Yoshi's Island it's a prequel. Well, they always call Koopoplings or coopakits. I think they were coopakits, originally.

That's what I remember. What happens when baby Mario competes against regular Mario? Where's the cannon there? Like, if they're playing a Mario Kart against each other? Well, baby Mario is just a version of Mario from Yoshi's Island. Yes. Right, but, you know, there's two Mario's. It's past the Mario.

There's also multiple Mario's and Mario's cars. What happens when gold Mario gets gold? I don't know. You tell me. Matt. I'll marry yeah Sally take it away Hey, what's the science behind that? Sally? Sally said something that left me speechless for a moment before we started this podcast You've never played a Mario game. No, I don't think I have dude. What about like super smash or Mario Kart? Mara ten is The one where you've got a thing in my Bobby. I'll raise a thing in my Bobby.

It's right. This is where you guys sound like talking about salt. Yes, a wee, a wee, a wee. And then you're so bad that this thing comes and makes you faster. That sounds like Mario's Mario. That's Mario Kirby. That's Mario Kirby. That's Mario Kirby.

There we go. This, games with salafate. You're like, I get, that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go. This games with celebrate. Yeah, like I get, that's a reason you're IQs so much higher than I've been. It's a waste of your time like the rest of us. Well, I never had a console or a PlayStation or a Wii or a PS. I get that, I get that.

When I was younger. Yeah, I didn't play any of the final fantasies or like Grand Theft Auto's or I didn't have the PlayStation. I don't think you. You're six. You've just come home from school. Now what? Go in the garden. Go in the garden.

What's in the garden? Oh, she'd love pigments. Frogs. There are frogs in the garden. Frogs, yeah. You had a garden with a pond? Yeah, I didn't have the countryside. That's cool.

Gavin looks really jealous. Yeah, my garden was crap. No, we had decent sized garden with a climbing frame and a pond and a swing. What do your people think of Gavin's people? Who are my people? You're like, like in a, like, okay, so I'm a Texan. So I think that, wow, I got real Texan people.

So I think like people from LA are like, surfer bros and the lay- But we're both from Oxford. The same county. Okay, everyone. So there LA are like, serve for bros and then like, I'm both from Oxford. The same county. Okay, everyone. So there's no like, you just assume that because they're so different, they were from different places.

No, I just said, I didn't know where they were from. I assume that they were from different places. Do we not sound? Because I thought the probability was low that you guys were from the same place. That is actually quite true. Good use of probability. But the mean totally regressed there.

I don't know. I'm just throwing out words to tell you the same. And helping it stick. Okay, so, um, sorry, we pivoted away for a, what was the story? Well, yeah, Bowser's relationship. Well, yeah, I guess we need to settle that. Well, we're just not settled with Bowser. So we don't know who Bowser's lady friend is.

We can draw him. I don't think it's peach because he would have peach like qualities. And I don't know, it wouldn't be up to walk straight off the given birth to them. Right. You have a big old turtle coming out of a room. Morton Coupa Jr. Would it be an egg? It would be an egg, yeah. It's not so big, it would be an egg.

If anything be easy, anything get hooked on nothing. Morton Coupa Jr. is named after Morton Downey Jr. Well, all the Coupalings are named after famous musicians. Who's Morton Downey Jr.? It's Robert Downey Jr.'s brother. Yep, that's it. They didn't see anything other than that. No, so all the cooplings are named after musicians.

There's one named after Beethoven, one named after... Was Ludwig, yep. There's... And you got Shiffrim Ninja Turtles. So who is Lemmy? Lemmy from Bloody Fuck Me. It's a rocker. Wait, Lemmy's the rocker.

Lemmy, right? What? Lemmy's like a rockster. Yeah. The one that died, a rocks yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's confirmed he was named after him confirmed there's Roy who's named after Roy Orbison Iggy who's named after Iggy Pop yeah I never put this to me neither when this is playing my mother's vlog Wendy is named after Wendy oh Williams I don't know who that is bro I had to talk with the Lana and she's oh isn't the Wendy is named after Wendy O Williams. I don't know who that is. Bro, I had to talk with Alana and she said-

Oh, it's just in the mathematics. That Dragon Ball Z characters are named after your vegetables. They are. I learned that when I went to Japan. I like lost my shit. I was like, you're full of it. That's wrong. And then she went through the list of names and then the vegetables and I just slowly got crushed.

The last night we were there, we got taken to this fancy steak restaurant. And they served a... Was it Morton's? No, no. It was... I can't remember the vegetable they served us, but they sent it to us.

Was it broccoli? No. No. It was like... It was like broccoli, but I don't know. But I clotted. Broccoli, no. But we looked at it after they told us what it was called and Carrie looked at it and

looked at me and went, goku's dad? It's the goku's dad is literally named after this vegetable that's probably more prominent in Japan. And then that's when... Bardock? Yes, Bardock. No, that's out of that. Yeah.

Kakarot. Kakarot. Oh, yeah. Kakarot, carrot. I do want to say Larry Koopa is not named after anyone in particular. They literally said he just looks like a Larry. Well, that's right. Again, fucking Nintendo Canon rules.

Who can say, I mean, didn't they recently find the full name of Yoshi in some, Oh, it's some documentation. Fuck me, I'm like code or something. No, it's, it's some funny. It's like something a Sores. Oh, oh, his scientific name. Shampa Cooper, no. Yoshi.

Muncha Cooper, Muncha Cooper Rex. No, no, no Yo Shesor, Muncha Cooper, Muncha Cooper Rex. No, no, no. Yo Shesor, Muncha Cooper Rex. It's something, we're getting that. I think it could be through the wild, I like that. It's only two. Oh my God. Are you talking about ragging my mind, Turtle?

All right, I think there's some rules we can put to the side. So I need one. Oh God, it didn't pull. I'm sorry. Yo, look, he's got a, okay, just, we got the mobile call. So he's going on. Yo, she saw Muncha Koopas.

Yo, she saw Muncha Koopas. Okay. I was just adding the recs, I guess, because that's, that's like, that's on me, everybody. I'm sorry. All right. What the fuck did you do together? Oh, I can see it from here.

So, I'll eat Jai Brow. I've got one head that is the entire length of my eyebrow. Me too. And I've kept them. His name's Octavio. But Blaine wants to pull it. His name's what? Octavio. Back when I was dating Aaron, she named my one super long eyelash Octavio.

Do you know how one on the inside? I lash my brow. I brow. I brow. Lash? I brow lash. I brow hair or I lash. That's what she, I brow.

I lash. I lash. So we have someone here on Twitter who is this Kirin Westren. Bring it. Says this person is from the north of England. And I think both Gavin free and salad page are Southern poofs. Oh, that's offensive.

What's a poof? That's not nice. What's a poof? It's an insult for gay person. Oh, that's not cool. Hey, I've never heard that before. Well, now you have a fucking audio clip of you saying that forever So it's really down and what's super fucked up of you pronounce puff. Yeah, Rtx London coming up

Check out these We'll have cream pooks for everyone So it's something fluffy your purpose is an insult. Yeah, it's all about that. And this is behind it. Like for example, Karen, I recently learned that a chook is like Australian New Zealand for chicken or a term of endearment for a young woman. But it sounds like a fucking racial slur,

you goddamn chook, right? If you sit like that, then behind it. Yeah, chook. Oh, it's nasty, I don't like it. Like even when we learned that it was okay, we were walking to the airport, I was like, so we remember when we saw, chuck, like, yeah.

It was not a good. Remember when we had for dinner when we ordered the, chuck. And a check is like, ah, what did you say? Ah. Say that to my face. Yeah.

Hey, tell us about your sex story that you told me the other day in secret. That's all, all right, fine. We were having a lot of fun. We were having a lot of fun. Well It's an asshole. All right, fine. We were hanging out. Yeah, we're hanging out. Yeah, we're getting brunch like fancy boys. Yeah, we're fancy boys. And we started talking about like the weirdest things

that happened during sex. I don't either. Just you and him went to brunch? No, it was a. You mean some high school friends? Yeah. I'm gonna say some high schoolers. We're picked up the high school.

Hey, I was about to say, do you want some candy? And then I realized that would really only work on me. I've seen where a blue dahlia getting delicious chocolate croissants. Okay, thank you. All right. Coffee. Yeah, all right.

So good. You done? Sounds good. It was. It's every difference between a chocolate croissant and a pan of chocolate. Was it a pancake? Probably not.

A pan of chocolate. A pan of chocolate. So it's your one. It's not like shape. like it's like a- Is it crescent shape? Like the name Quasol. It was a panache. But it had like chocolates.

Yeah, but it's only describing. Just sounds like a panache chocolate because it's gonna be like a- So a panache chocolate also uses, she pays, no, it's not she pays three, it's a special flake pastry. But it wraps it up like that. And so there's a whole load of things

that I'm sure Gus is on the way to work. No, I'm looking at it right side. Right here I found which is is it a sloth or is it a pan of chocolate? It's it looks the same except would you I mean well it looks different it looks like the ingredients are there we go. There you go. That's a pan of chocolate. Oh, but can you now look up? Is it a sloth or is it a pan of chocolate? So it's in the same way that computer recognition systems have trouble telling between fried chicken and Labrador I saw that what there's a similar one for sloths and panorchockers So the computer is a stupid in different ways. Yeah, I'm human just like ass I'll see if we can pull up the the fried chicken Labrador

Oh tasty tweet. I'll have the fried chicken Labrador I've seen that where it's like I should the I shot the Labrador and, let me have a shot of, did you do that with like, Korgi butts and loaves of bread? Yes. Or, uh, legs or hot dogs? Yeah, I always thought that that was, that was like a meme.

Is that like computers are actually having a hard time? Like, okay, ah, computers are dumb. A computer can't tell the difference between a Korgi butt and a loaves of bread? I'm not sure about that, Tickle. Me too. I think the Labrador didn't want to have trouble. I bit, I bit Kerry's dog, Charlie, and I felt super bad about it. I think the Lab would even want to have trouble with that. I bit, I bit, Kerry's dog, Charlie, the other day, I felt super bad about it.

Hey, real quick, though, can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that a computer can recognize fucking anything? Like the fact that we've come this far in technology, that's pretty neat. I got an app today that takes a picture and turns it into like a scan PDF thing and I can tell my bank I got more money by taking a picture of a piece of paper with my phone.

This thing's fucking incredible. Sorry, every now and then I just go on on this crazy thing and everyone's like, what are you? Hi right now, fuck you, this is amazing. You've got to stop and appreciate what you've been doing. Thank you, otherwise. Get that present nostalgia going.

I was watching porn myself on the other day. It's pretty great. It's pretty great. Yeah, it's pretty little with right chicken. Oh, that's amazing. The texture is pretty similar. I would bite both. Well, I'm on a diet right now. So you just eat the dogs and then pat the fried chicken. Yeah.

Okay, so you're hanging out with your high school friends. You're eating a chocolate croissant and then someone was like or a panic Croissant. Oh, chocolate bread with chocolate. Pan. Oh, chocolate. That's what that means. I never translate it. Was it Spanish? It's French. It's French.

It's like French. They're French pastries. The pan is bread in Spanish. Oh, that's right. P-A-I-N. Right? P-A-I-N? That's pain.

P-A-I, yeah, it's pain. So I think it's Spanish, it's P-A-N. It might just be pain. It's P-A-N, it's Spanish, yeah. Okay. We good? Yeah, it's pain. So I think it's fine. It's P8, it might just be P8. It's P8, yeah, it's fine. Okay. We good? Yeah, we're good. So we were talking about what's the weirdest thing

that we've done? Are you sure you don't want to describe the table we were fucking sitting at, Blake? It was not too dissimilar from this one. And then someone went, what's the weirdest sex thing you've ever done? And we all took a moment to think. And that's when I realized. So I dated this

girl in college and we've been dating for a little over a year. And she told me she wanted to roleplay. And I was like, what's the end? Yes, Gus, like D&D, but with my penis. Um, and- What's D&D? Dugging the dragon. Thanks. Uh, it's a Mario spin-off. She wanted a role play, and I was like, all right. So what did you, uh, what'd you have in mind? Like a, like a schoolgirl thing?

Like, what do you think? And she was like, well, it's just kind of this fantasy I've had for a while. I'm like, please tell me. She's like, well, I mean, do you had for a while. I'm like, please tell me. She's like, well, I mean, do you mind being a character? I'm like, fuck it. I'll be, I'll be whoever the fuck you want me to be. Who do you want me to be? And she said, Heath Ledger's Joker.

Oh, God. Wait, was she serious? Yup. So, did you have sex while making Joker faces and it impressed? Well, I'll tell you how it started. I walked into the room and went, well, hello.

Oh, God, it's so good. Inside, I died. But I bet you nailed it, because you're pretty good at that. I bet you killed it. So you were dying inside. She finished. She was dying inside. What about your boner?

It was hard, dude. Wait, no. No, it was a struggle. It was a difficult evening of passionate, murderous, psychotic love makes. So he has a circumstances and so he's like, you wanna know how I got these stars? I'm gonna, he just keeps the whole eye. No, no, look at me.

You made that joke at brunch. Is the whole reason you wanted me to tell that story? So you could tell that great joke to him. You had the cringiest sex I've ever heard of. It was awful! Did she have to roleplay also? Or is it just a joke? She was-

No, I made- She was like- I'll just be neat, and I was like, no fuck you, you can be Harley Quinn, alright? Give me something. There's no Harley Quinn in that bag. I know! I'm aware of the canon! So, no, fuck you, you can be Harley Quinn, all right? Give me something. There's no Harley Quinn in that bag. I know, I'm aware of the canon. So did you arrive? No, God no.

You didn't. She was like, that was great. How was it for you? And I was like, not bad. I love you. Unique. I just got a planner. Oh, fuck, man, it was not.

It's not. I said, what I've had that story, so here's the thing, right? Like, I'm, I'm, you know, I'm never gonna see that girl again. I'm not gonna talk about, I'm not gonna say her name. Like, I'm not one to, I can't believe I'm gonna say this seriously, King Shame, another person. I think if you're into something weird, and you find someone that's like willing to do that,

that's fucking right. I'll be your Heath Ledger. I won't like it, but if it makes you happy, I'll do it. But don't you think that maybe she should have met you halfway and said, you're gonna be the, instead of saying, you're gonna be the Joker and I'm gonna do nothing. I see, and well, she did.

She gave me her best little put in hard points. But you had to push for it. Well, I think that's fine. It's all about communication in a situation like that. Like, if someone's like, yo, hey, I've always wanted to have someone stick a finger in my butt. Like, you go, okay, well, let's talk like that. Like if someone's like, yo, hey, I've always wanted to have someone stick a finger in my butt. Like, you go, okay, well let's talk about that. I'm not cool with that.

Or, you know, it's like, yeah, talk about this stuff. Because there's some things that like, you can't just, you know, like you have to ask about certain things, I guess. Like, I can't just go up to like a person I'm dating be like, so I'm thinking we recreate my favorite scene from Cowboys and Aliens tonight. What the, what, what? No, like you have a conversation about certain things are a little weird.

Nick has said that he's gonna name this episode the kinking joke. That's why I'm killing you. No, that's good, that's good. It was, yeah, no, that was tough. Never broke character. So, you know, Jamie, it was a horrible press. I wouldn't have been on to do that. It was, it was tough. Well, what's, okay. Is anyone feel comfortable talking about the weirdest

sex thing they've done? Or one of? Let's not, you know, make everybody. I know. I'm talking about my private life. Hey, that's fair. There is no way I'm talking about my private life. Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. It's not going to get much weirder than the late and great Heath Ledgers. No, no, no, no, no way. I could ever beat that. Um, I mean, it's, it's nothing too unusual. Just some general like, huh? And the strangest thing that ever happened was once years ago,

I was dating this girl and I don't know what possessed us, but we were, we were, we were, we were, but I just started vomiting my head spun on her. We were at her place. And then we like started making out. We started to like, you know, have sex. We weren't like, we didn't go to her bedroom. We were just like making out like in the living room.

Sometimes just happened. So we're getting on and her roommate showed up. Oh no. So it was like the kind of thing where you like we had to like kind of like run around the corner, pass into the kitchen, grab our clothes and like kind of like try to get dressed very quickly and quietly. We were roommates walking in the front door

and then like we had to like open up the fridge and act like we were looking for stuff like hiding behind the fridge door. Why the fuck would you not just go into her room? Because it was like we didn't have time. It was a long haul. You know this, you know, you had more time to redress yourself. Trust me, like this was the optimal thing to do.

So it's like opening the fridge door and like hiding, trying to get clothes on. Like just like putting your head up above the fridge and you're like, oh hey, what's up. This is what I'm gonna make in a second with this. It's like all the shitty gifts get clothes on, like just like putting your head up on both the fridge, you're like, oh, hey, what's up? We're gonna make it a sandwich. It's like all those shitty gifts that you see on like porn hub where like people are having sex and then the third person walks in and things

you're wild. I see, I just, I just, in that in my brain, in my mind palace, that scene plays out with you guys totally nail it, you get all the clothes back on, you've got the fridge door open just in time, and you're like, hey, Rachel, we just jogged, I buy, that was the clothes one. And then you close the fridge door and you the time when you're like, hey Rachel, we just jog, die, bye. That was a close one and then you close the fridge door

and you're just throbbing a wreck and just sticking out through the fly in your pants. That's how that, that's how that's going to be. What is the idea? What is the computer of made? What have gone to the bedroom or to the fridge do you think? I don't know, I like, I like, I've killed everyone in the car.

I don't know what they're, I don't know if we did the right, if we made the right decision, who knows? It was just like, he to the moment, no time to think. This is the course of action we're taking. It's not suspicious. It's not suspicious, anyway. No, I don't think so. What you just said also sounded like the lyrics

like an 80s action song. He to the moment, there's no time to think. This is the course of action, which can fly in over. I would've hidden the closet. I think that would've been the best way. You don't know the layout of that home. No, which is fine over. I would've hidden the closet. I think that would've been the best. You don't know the layout of that home. No, there was no closet. Let me think it was the...

I don't remember there being a closet, though. I would've gone aggression. I would've blocked the door. I've had roommates walk in while me and the partner are naked and we're just kinda like, hey, I was gone and just like people have people have sex, you know, it's whatever. I'm assuming we're really good. Well, it's like they're a semi-naked pictures

of you on the internet, so I guess they're so good. They look great, too. Blaine loves them. No, just tweet them at them. I don't. No, please thank you. No, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that. I saw you, a girlfriend, a Bitcoin. Yeah, she says she saw you and Dan.

So you have a Conte? So you have Bitcoin, yeah. That's pretty funny. Yeah, I was an Ed Vidcon. He looked like Justin Bieber concert. So I didn't just some people was there. I think Jason Gerrida was there though. Oh, I took that joke from from Jessica New York's boyfriend Ryan, by the way. I can't say that joke that I give him credit. We're credits too. I'm sorry. I love you Ryan. That was your first Vidcon. First American Vidcon. yeah. Right, what did you think of it?

It was so big, like crazy. There was so many people there. So yeah, it was, because the European one earlier in the year had been the first ever time they've been in Europe. And it was literally 10 times smaller. Whereas the VidCon one, so it's just packed. And people talk about the screaming.

And I kind of think, okay, there's gonna be screaming, okay, there's a lot of fun girls. But even just at the stages where there's an audience, if they support something that the YouTuber has said on the audience, it's like, sorry, my friend, people. Ah! I'm really good, Lord. It does so much as to be reconciled, what am I doing?

And it is genuinely painful. And that's just me observing it happening. Like if that happens surrounding me, I would not have any ears left. I'm imagining them surrounding a person and their hand goes like this and then they explode. It kind of looks like that should happen when it, because I saw one, I saw one mob,

because I'm not calling that, but I saw them. And they're just running and screaming and then just more people see the running and so they start joining in not knowing who it is at the front. That's the worst, like crowd mentality. It's like, ugh, so then over there. But my side things, it's great.

I got to hang out with a load of educational people. It's good for networking that one. It's not great for interacting with fans, like how much for FFRRTX for that kind of thing. Oh, I can't wait. But for networking with other people. July 7th, I think it's a really important point. Actually, while you point that out, to all the many people that keep on tweeting, we know it will not be a RTX.

I would be back in Oxford actually doing my PhD for once. Nice. For once. Yeah, so I'll be a PhD. You fucking stagged my sex question. I'm not gonna let you forget it. Did you know Miles that I've just found out a polar bear has a bone in its cock?

Is that quite a lot of animals do? Yeah, and apparently that's the reason why they're declining is because their cock's going wrong. I doubt that's why they're declining as much as their habitat's being. The ice-melling. Yeah, the potentials. I heard there's some problem,

or like there's some pen of pollution that's making their penis bones weak It's making the car grill and they and they snap their car Yeah, so it's called a baculum is a penis boat and humans used to have a baculum and took quite recently in evolutionary time and there is a penis museum somewhere in ice That has all of these bacula in, in jars and stuff. And my friend is trying to create a vagina museum. About that. What was the name of that vegetable?

A bar doc. Oh, sorry, it's not the same. Also, I'd wanna call the International House of Penis and then it could still be an I-hop. No, you're just gonna keep calling it a, yeah, yeah. Three years a better. I was gonna say when I was a kid and I had my first erection, I thought a bone from my hip and misplace

and got into my junk and that's what I thought a boner was because like it makes sense a boner. It's called a boner, yeah. So there is like credit to where I was thinking because okay, animals are called. That's the best thing I've heard in so long time. I feel like I thank you for that. Well, no, I think. Well, a lot of people think that erections contain a bone because it is just blood and fighting this soft issue. Sure, but I just love the idea of the misplay. I'm sorry, that just made my mouth out. I feel like that's okay now.

I feel like, you know, you need to know. Look at it all out. This is my new destination. Bona before you had an erection. Didn't you? What did you go around like when you were eight? And I'm like, I have an erection. No, kids don't talk about erections on the British.

We don't know. I'm engaged to boys start having erections. I don't remember. I think it's really young, like baby. We argued about this before. I think you can have involuntary ones, like when you're an infant, but then it goes away, and we really don't get them again

until like close to puberty. I remember playing with it, and not as in like a sexy playing with it, but just being like, but the, but the, but the, but the, like a door stop. Yeah, pretty much. That's pretty sexy.

Yeah. Anyways. So remember like a door stop. Yeah, pretty much that's pretty Anyways, so remember like a football coach me like Joey Put a superhold on that boner Mary-Man, I've been my dad, but Remember that The sleeper hold on that boner just like a What you're And then it goes what what you're Expression made me more confused like a sleeper Dad you'll do you joke you know and my name's on Joey

He went and go and then oh no I was like like a sleeper hold like you cut off The circulation but I just got trapped the circulation in when that make it in flight maybe I don't know It was just a funny term and I laughed really hard with all practice All right, but that's a funny guy look you can't play a solid D when you got a solid D. You got to put a sleeper on that shit Gavin. That's what good coaching is about. Calling it out when it needs to be said. It's like in old school.

It's weird. New episode title, Solid D. Solid D. We should just change the episode title every day this week. I like it, let's do that. Let's do that. Let's just change the name of this fucking podcast. So wait, but why does what makes the polar bear cock go now?

Oh, let me, let me look. Oh, polar bear. So the whole cock is it? So you've got the, the fleshy part of the penis, and then within that part of that will be the back of them. So guess the same thing is just like this. So yeah. Is it the whole way, or is it like half way? It depends on different animals

and I think there are some animals that have multiple bones. Oh okay. So on the props. Can you show us using one of these two? Please choose the airplane. It's funny. Okay so if this is the body here. Right. It can it will run some way along the length and depend on the... So sort of up to the exit row. ...someway. Depending on the species. And so actually there are some species where it's much easier to tell them apart by looking at the back of the. And just generally, penises are quite useful identification tools, particularly in insects. You can dissect them out. But that does lead to a big problem where we have no idea what

the females of the species look like. That animals a Chad, by the way. Chad. Chad versus a chod. Chad is a long and skinny penis, a chod is a... Never heard of that. Never heard of that. You'll put a sleep hole on that Chad.

So, I don't know particularly about polar bears, how extensive their back in their are, but if it's going to be something to do with brittleness, it it's gonna be something to do with brittleness it's gonna be something to do with what's what's happening is I guess PCBs which are poly chlorinated bifinals are causing lower bone density yeah all I know is next time I have sex I'm gonna dress up like a vampire to be like I am count back you know and then I'll have a big boner. That's good, but I don't need any. Except that you don't have a backula. Oh, well, he was, he tried. Are you trying? So what is a PCB, was it come from?

It's just some chemical, I guess that apparently was banned back in 2001, and people don't use it, but it's still in the Empire. Like a CFC. So basically they're getting osteoporosis in their bonus. Yes. Okay.

What's the worst sex accident you've ever had? Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You have to answer the question for it. I need to do an ad read before we get back there. We're talking about polar bears. This is, this is education, that's the word. Yeah. People are learning stuff.

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That's dollarshaveclub.com slash rooster teeth. Thank you, dollarshave club. Hey, we've got a question. If you had to roleplay as one of Batman's infamous super villains during sex, which one would you choose and why? Penguin. Penguin.

I was gonna say the penguin. Why? Bane. I will break you. What? Are you, what? Bane. Did you watch some sort of Asian version?

No, Bane. And then look in the animated, he, look. He's got very, yeah. What are you? What? Bacon, did you watch some sort of Asian version of the song? No, and then look, and the animated, he'd look. He's got very, yeah, I mean that would, I definitely would have called that Russian, but it was, you know, we'd have to look for a door. He's a little... Okay, yeah, no, okay, I can see that. You wanna break him.

I just added like a little Machaman Randy Savage with like a hint of Zora. He was nice, I noticed it. I thought it was great, Blaine. You guys made fun of me. Why the fuck would you choose the penguin? I think the penguin's funny. Yeah. And if you guys were doing sex, is the girl laughing at you?

Sure, why not? Yeah, let me fat- The law of it be funny. But no, you have to- That's clay-face. Roll play as- Okay, what are you gonna do? Well, you walk into the room as Batman's archnemesis,

the penguin, go. Boy, how did you met that noise? There's a weird sound. You should be clave-face. All right, well, I'm dry as a bone right now. You're gonna need to be better than that. I guess it wouldn't, yeah, I mean, that'd have to be specifically requested.

To go into that, hoping for the best, it's not gonna happen as well. Here's how you successfully pull off the penguin's roleplay, right? You go out, you plan for this night, it's not gonna happen. Here's how you successfully pull off the Penguin's roleplay, right? You go out, you plan for this night, you buy an umbrella, you retrofit that thing with a fucking dildo and a bunch of other weird toys there because he's known for his hidden weapons

in the umbrella and his gadgets. You pull that shit out, she's gonna be like, he did his homework. I'm gonna like, that sexy Gavin, I'm gonna trip on my flippers. It's not, I'm paying you. It's off of me. It's way cooler. It's way cooler. It's way my flippers Is way cooler Thanks good, man's good

That woman Let's go to cat woman. Oh, tell y'all cool. I don't know what they do Okay, cat woman, you know, she's a she's a thief. She's a cat. She does stuff with whips You could like you can have a lot of pussy puns. You could. A lot of possibilities there. You could. You could.

Poison Ivy. Too far, smoking hot red head. She's got control of plant life. You can use some violence and should cutie some stuff up. I can't even poison Ivy that. Yeah, pretty. You could bring in narcotics and drugs.

You could change a biologist. Yeah. You could have a guy for that. Okay, great. But we have more. Okay, tall yellow ghoul. She's like a ninja. Daughter of an assassin. I'm racial ghoul. I'm a stoddler. Okay, okay, okay, have more okay tall. Yeah, she's like a ninja daughter of an assassin

I'm racial Okay, okay, not in the alcohol Harley Quinn show goes girlfriend. She's crazy. She's got all sorts of toys and gadgets and gizmos She's got a New York accent and pig tail Yeah, I think we got it. I think poison ivy. I think poison ivy call. Wait, there's more than that. Yeah, there are but This joke's done So my old says so so it is So I had um, you know, we we did

Spot of science for a while. Mm-hmm with Sally back girl. We had back girl. That was a good option She will know. Well, I just thought it was a female character. No, we said bill. Sorry and We yeah, we would I would ask Sally like science questions that people submitted and You know, we went we went through the whole the whole season and I still had questions that we never got to So I want to run through a couple here. I just like to point out that I was sent the list of questions beforehand So if we didn't get to them. She was probably reason we didn't get to that Oh, this one. I don't think we ever sent you the... Oh, okay. These were written by Chris.

The never before scene. These were science questions. Never before scene. I think one of these I read somewhere and then the other ones I think I found like in comments in various places. Why not? On the past few months you've written down some from our discussions on the podcast. This maybe this is a...

I keep getting random tweets from whenever the podcast is online. I'm sorry, this. Oh, sorry. Do You get mentioned quite a lot. It's interesting. So I think this one. It doesn't have a question run down by I think I know what the question was supposed to be is is the use of cesarean section for delivery of babies having an effect on evolution because there wasn't there was a study print recently that said that more and more women are having reinforced to have cesarean sections because the birth canal is too narrow to give birth naturally. There was a study print recently that said that more and more women are having reinforced to have cesarean sections because the birth canal is too narrow to give birth naturally. People are getting bigger maybe?

Well, no, no. So there are a few things. First, I should point out, because Gus was very kind to let me look at that article. It was published in Pina, which I thought you might find funny. Yeah, it was. It was. Yeah. She knows us a lot.

So, yeah, there are a few things it's going to be either the baby's getting bigger, the pelvis is getting smaller or some weird combination of that or just obstetricians are choosing to have their patients go for C-section when they only need vaginal birth. So you've got the argument, first we should say, that for the vast majority of human history, pregnancy has been a very dangerous thing, and an awful lot of women have died in it. Like I think it's somewhere around one and two hundred

women used to die from childbirth. Like this was a huge deal. And so as soon as we start reducing those, that used to be a huge selective pressure, because that's a lot of people to die. And as soon as we start seeing fewer deaths from that, we're reducing the selective pressure, which means that things that weren't, that didn't used to be adaptive can still happen and not be taken away from the gene pool. And there's this big argument of okay so why do we have such big babies compared to our pelvis shape because we we have this

small pelvis hole and the baby's head can be something like that. It's a really tight fit. It's a very odd question because this does cause a lot of problems. And we used to think that it was because you were standing upright, the shape of your pelvis needs to be different for upright movement versus on or for. And that means that our pelvis had to be smaller and so that's caused a problem. And that means that our pelvis had to be smaller. And so that's caused a problem. But actually, I saw something a few years back where it's more subtle than that. Because there's, we talked about this in the pregnancy

episode of A Spot of Science. There's this big conflict between the mother and the offspring. We call it parent offspring conflict because we're catchy like that in biology. And it's the embryo, the features, the offspring, wanting to take as many resources from the mother as possible. And the mother thinking ahead

and thinking, actually, I might want a second child so I'll save something back. And it's this big trade off. And so it's kind of the point of the baby one. Yeah, it is. I think of babies as parasites. So, roaps. So, we've got a whole episode if you want to know my opinion, some babies as parasites. Rooms. So thorough.

We've got a whole episode if you want to know my opinions on babies as parasites, which if I remember rightly, features the phrase borrows into the, the U.S. Rine wall to bathe in her mother, in the mother's blood. I mean, not wrong. I know, right? It's still weird. But this conflict, and it's the time which the baby has taken as many resources and the mother has stopped the baby from taking that many resources.

That's when it's born, not so much. It's head is now, if it grew anymore, it's head would get too big that it can't be born. But there are going to be situations where babies head to too big and that would be selected against if we didn't have C-sections because probably both mother and child would die during childbirth. So it is quite possible that we're reducing that select refresher in the same way that asthmatics are alive today when they would have died at childbirth, not a childbirth, in childhood for a loss of time, or people that had other breathing difficulties or that weren't in some way resistant to illnesses. There were so many reasons why people should die, yeah,

that they're not dying anymore. But we looked at the numbers and it was 13,000 dying childhood. So the number here is, and I only know because I've got it right in front of me, it's cases where the baby cannot fit down the birth canal. In the 1960s, it was 30,000, and today it's 36,000. Yeah, so you can read that and say, okay, that's a 20% increase, which sounds like a lot, but actually it's only an extra 6,000, a thousand. And yes, that's happening since the 1960s, So biologically, we're talking about two and a half three generations, which is quite a lot.

But yeah, I suppose also we don't know how many of that is. It wouldn't have made me to fit down the birth canal, but they had a C-section anyway, like maybe for another reason. I mean, growth hormones and stuff like that in foods, you think that that's of effect? People are getting like bigger. Because I know that like, I mean, this is kind of gross,

but I had a friend who had a daughter, and then we're gonna feed her like milk from like a crogr because it's like their breasts would develop sooner. What? Of supermarkets. Of supermarkets, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because their breasts would develop sooner

because there's like so many growth hormones. So like, you know, people's bodies are developing quicker because of. I don't know if giving growth hormones to cattle goes into the milk or not. I know that this is a hugely contentious topic. And because I don't know for certain, I'm not going to say either way, I will say in the UK, I'm fairly certain that that's not an issue. Because I would imagine in any country, it will be very tightly regulated, although I do know that the US has lacks of regulations in the UK.

Good, yeah. It's because we don't have national eyes. But I do know that there are some people who similarly, if they are worried about cancer, won't drink milk, although I think that link has been disproven, which is why I don't think it's so much of an issue. But I can't say, if there were growth hormones in present in quantities in the milk that were sufficient to affect our own growth, that might be a problem, but it's that are they there in sufficient

quantities, which is a big if. And I'm fairly certain they won't be because that's the sort of thing that regulate government regulations are therefore. Yeah, I have a question. Can a mother get used up in terms of how many kids she can have? So I'm not so sure about humans, but the flies that I work with, then fruit flies. It's hanging with flies. Yeah.

You're looking at, you can use up a mother so that she has more of her offspring earlier on in her life and that she either doesn't have as many offspring overall that she dies faster and this is one of the reasons why we think that people age or just any animals age because it's really weird you think if you're gonna survive evolution you want to have as many kids as possible and possibly live so the longer between so the longer between So the more kids you can have in a lifetime. So if you can be producing for longer, that's great. But we see all these deteriorations over the body. Why aren't we investing more in preserving our own bodies?

Because aging isn't inevitable. There are some species that basically don't age. Sharks, what else? Turtles? What else? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Flatworms? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Plain area? Pl And that protects the end of the chromosome from unraveling each time it gets copied and that's called the telomere and that telomere Get shorter and shorter each time it copies and that's one of the big things about aging and you can add something called to Loma rays Going full science here because why not on a Monday afternoon to extend that telomere to Reprotect the cap, but then if you mess with that then you get things like cancers, but so if I ate a bunch of those worms That wouldn't do anything But you should still try to just see. I got worms. But then why was I talking as aging? Yes. So one of the ideas about aging is that actually we are choosing to push all of our reproductive energy earlier into life at the sacrifice of our health and later life.

Obviously not to contrast or an individual level, but if you can have more kids early on, then you're shortening the time between generations so that you're actually overall reproducing and propagating genes faster. And so one of the big theories at the moment is maybe it's because over evolutionary history, the successful, the successful strategy has been to have all of your kids early on, but that puts a tremendous strain on your body. So essentially, you'll warn out at the end and then you start getting all these aging cumulative effects. How early on is early on? Like early 20s or something?

Well, then you start talking about people, it's hard to say. We're talking about life in general here. Like the vast majority of animals age. So is that any, what is the definition of millennial right now? What's like 80? Could you have a mother who's a millennial with a doll? Who's a millennial? I think that could happen. Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, my mom, no, never mind. What's the early, sister? Isn't it 80? Hey, look, empty, yeah, a show called Teen Mom. Yeah, no, I think this can happen. I think that comes in time. I'm 92 and I'm at the later end of you were born in 1992 Yeah, you have a PhD. Not yet. Or you're gonna have a I just had that moment too I'm gonna be an infinitely smarter one and that's awesome. Look man, everybody's got the thing

So yeah, I think it goes back into the 80s. So yeah, I mean girls can have Children at age 11 age 12. They shouldn't, but they can. Sally's like, she's got like a high score at life right now. You're killing a good job. I can do all of them. I can do all of them. You have a high score in life right now. On your body right now, I mean that old ugly pfoto

was like, now you're this. He's like, oh my god, I just really wasn't feeling myself. I was so grateful for all of them. I was like, whoa, that's really wasn't feeling myself. I was kind of full of this old guy. That was pointy on your face. And I was like, whoa, that's still a dude. And then, yeah, there's no official age range for millennials. So, according to, oh, I'm gonna read you a couple of different regions.

Kevin, I love your bridges. According to Icona class, the first millennials were born in 78, which would make me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me You're such a fucking millennial. Newsweek, I do use a bit more, do you like a millennial? You fucking do! Newsweek reports, millennial generation was born between 77 and 94. Gee, this. New York Times, Peggy millennials, 76 to 90

and 78 to 98. And Time Magazine put millennials at 80 to 2000. Hey, I don't want to completely derail this conversation, but a while ago we were talking about how early you can have boners Well, my parents watch this show My mom just texted me Oh my god, did she send us a photo of your first boner? Thank Christ. No No, no, you know, what did she think about the the joke of stuff?

The thing is she knows who I was dating She knows who that was The thing is she knows who I was dating. She knows who that was. No, she said, when you were two, we were in the checkout line at Sears and you rather loudly announced, Mom, my penis is sticking up. So, apparently, too. I'm like, Mom, we appreciate that. Yep.

So you called your penis a penis from the early stage? Yes, I did. I was very intelligent. I don't know what happened. Didn't go for like, Willie or Todd just not. I don't know anything. I feel like Willie is the British thing. Yeah. Yeah. Weenie. Weener. Weener. Weener.

And then I don't remember, like, I just remember, we talked about this as Barbara. Apparently, like, some little girls would say, would refer to their vagina as their shiny. And I hate that. I hate that word so much. I'm not a fan of that word. The Swedes, I think it was, tried a campaign

to get a decent name for the vulva for girls. Like for little girls? Yeah, because they had a good name for boys to talk about their penises. Which was? I can't, you can have a session camp in the chat. It was a huge, it was a huge, it's probably some like, Ikea for your name.

I've got a song, it's all going everything. Coin slot. Oh, here it is. Sweden and Vence, a word for girls' genitals, equivalent to Willie for boys. Oh, it's Willie. Is it a nilly? Oh, please be a nilly.

Oh, it's, say it's nipper. That's it. It's like a snipper. No, like, for girls' genos. The nipper is snipper. Oh, I like bad news. It's good. Snipper sounds like you were an incomplete boy

and you snipped or something. That's like what my mind is. Yeah, but that's the English way of thinking about it. True. So snip probably doesn't have the same, exactly. Same scissor you can't attend. But it is a lot of the English. Is that there wasn't a good colloquial word to replace vulva,

and vulva, or the equivalent was just too clinical. I mean, I say stah-among clinical terms. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've never been a band of like talking, using like baby talk to talk to a child It's like you're teaching them one set of words that then they have to forget and then learn a new set of words Yeah, why not you know teach them the correct words to begin with that is in a child's life though like you shed teeth There's a child it's like don't get used to those milk teeth that go in out. Yeah

Well, I mean your style is constantly regenerating Don't get used to that skin. It's going to be gone in two days. You don't have a day where your skin falls off and a new skin is underneath. Well, I don't know. I've got pretty sunburn this morning. So. The whole thing about not using kids' terms

or teaching kids' terms, I think there's some humor in a grown adult thing. My tummy hurts. So I'm going to keep at it. Oh, sure. No. Sometimes my thumbtum hurts. Yeah, there's more like when you learn slang though,

isn't it? Like I never grew up cool in my penis and knob, but I first of all, it's a knob all the time these days. Oh, we know. Even though it's more, you know, safe than cock. Oh, such a harsh word, my ears. Don't say it again, hurts. I saw a link to the past.

Maybe the most bizarre male sex toy I've ever seen earlier today Oh, my god, Miles guess what it is you gonna um brella dildo and brella dildo. Let's still thinking of the penguin I bet it has something to do with uh with stimulating the whatever that thing is in your Gucci Sally I'm gonna lay it on most specific the thing thing is, you can use Sally like fucking Google. You can't just type in like weird thing that tickles your gooch. I don't know if that's kind of what it's like. You're like Alexa, hey Sally, what's the weird thing that tickles your gooch? Yeah, but isn't stop talking to me.

The process is not on your gooch. It's not, no, it's all up in your butt. Well you know, I'm comparing two with your saying gooch. Look in that same memory. The space between your sack and your ass like, bulls to a young blaine is referring to. Right. Okay.

Young blaine, that's a nice rapper name. Any in my thing. So is it something to do with stimulating the gouch? It doesn't have a mustache. No, but you're getting closer, actually. Oh, okay. Oh shit. It's a, it looks like a flesh light,

but it's got three canisters. One that simulates a mouth, one that simulates a vulva, and one that simulates an anus. Okay. And then they each vibrate automatically and have like a different stroking mechanic on the inside. Sure. So you can switch between all three of them side by side

like you're playing a harmonica with your dick Wait, that sounds fucking awesome you pull it out and switch it over. Yeah, okay, so theoretically Sust-boys we could all have this all right It's time to do get in here. Give it here. Yeah, we're tight fit. It's like the opposite of Wachimol What's that little one of the ends that the butt? Yeah, and like it's really creepy because they talk, where was it? They talk about how... Oh, I'm never gonna look at Wacomal the same way you son of a bitch.

Yes, the other side of it is a small mechanical man just fucking that box underneath. So I'm just ruining his heart on. And the creepy, so it's already weird to begin with, but the creepy part is they had a world's most beautiful vagina contest to figure out what to model the vagina. They mean vagina, do they mean vulva? Yeah, like we took it into them. They claimed it, the world's most beautiful vagina contest.

Yeah, I know, but so many people use vagina when they mean vulva. And that is a pet peeve of mine. So that's first place, second place. Oh shit. That's a vulva. That's a vulva. That's a vulva, guess what? First, second, third.

First, sure. Vulva sleeve. Hmm. It's just weird. So what do they do? They have to like map out the vage. Do they like put a mold inside it? Oh, I mean, there's services where you can mold your dick

and get a dildo, maybe that's like a better one. I just feel like filling in. I don't know if somebody did that. A filling of vagina though. And wait for it to harden. Erin Marke. It's not flexible. Yeah.

But this is another cool thing in science. Late on me. Is that penises are so much more studied than vaginas. And I mean vaginas like the actual female internal organ here and part of this is They're all the scientists like oh yeah, well a hole is so much harder to study than like an extruding object Um, but also it's just sexism penises are seen as more interesting. Do we know more about mountains than cave? I was gonna make that comparison!

We're like, I was friends. Yeah, I was like, if we saw this. I personally think vaginas are way more interesting than females. Just throwing that out. So this is the thing, is that vaginas can do some cool stuff, but there was this big study that looked at co-evolution of males and females.

And the whole point is, is that a penis is gonna go into a vagina and a vagina is going to have a penis going into it evolutionarily. And so you should be looking at the two together. But it was about 70% of the studies, I can't call evolution, only looked at penises. And there was about 20% that only looked at both and about 10% that only looked at vaginas. And it's this really weird thing where people are much more obsessed about penises and they are about vaginas. And it's this really weird thing where people are much more obsessed about penises than they are about vaginas. Yet we now have much better mapping software.

So yes, it is harder. So if I was studying fly female reproductive tracks as we call them, you've got to dissect out the track from the female, which is a lot harder than dissecting out the, say, the sperm from the female. And then it's all squishy. So it's quite hard to tell the shape. You think that it will ever evolve to the point where with gay humans being so much more accepted

than it used to be, will evolution follow like the genetic part of being gay to the point where if you're a lesbian your vagina is better suited for shagging a woman. No. It could never change independently of what your mind was after. Well, cause then don't you have to take in reproduction? Yeah, you gotta have more kids. Right, I mean, you're in comes end.

That's where we can go in and start fucking with. Life finds a way. No. No, that was good. I think it was a... It had to be lesbians. So is this with more desirable vagina shapes? Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, it was just like a change to the vagina.

Yeah. So that... Millions of years. So lesbians with that would have to have more kids than lesbians without that. And probably, I don't know if they tell, there's a whole question about whether homosexuality is adaptive at all.

It is. Isn't there like a bunch of animals in nature that gay sex and stuff? Oh yeah, oh it's totally dumb. I'm trying to watch it. I feel like you're in middle school sex ed class with all of you. You're trying to be so professional. I don't think just like pretty much every animal that has been sufficiently studied they've found homosexual behavior in it. Typically it's male male just because it's easier to observe male

courtship than it is to observe female courtship. And is it like genetic in all these cases? Oh, we don't know. We don't know. We really don't know. But I mean, also just because something happens in animals doesn't tell us anything about human morality. As much as it's great as a gay person to see people saying, oh, it happens in nature, it's no natural. It's like, yeah, but you also get cannibalism and murder and in fantaside and sibling, a sibling side and all of these other horrible things

that happen in nature and just because it's natural, doesn't mean that we should rely on that. I would totally eat a human if I could. What did you say that? Yeah, I would. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, if you could or if you had to. If I could.

If I could. Or eat a human, like the whole human. I could eat the whole human. You want to try it. I want to try a human. Now, now, I'm not saying I'm gonna go out and be like, Jared, I'm not gonna do that. Okay. The scenario I always give is if I went somewhere

where there was like a farming system set up for humans and it was raised and it was acceptable to eat and this was designated for consumption and it was on the menu at a restaurant, I would order it. I feel better, I'm sorry saying. You know they made a beef port lamb blend I think it is. Go on. It tastes like human.

Oh yeah. Can we get that? They've tried to work out the chemical equivalent. Obviously they can't actually do real taste tests. Yeah, how do we have it? I rarely get uncomfortable on the podcast. I'm very uncomfortable by this discussion. Hey, is it just because it's illegal to eat human?

Are you both, you know? Yes. Is there a lot of protein? You're looking really filling. I'd be way tastier. Fairly, I'm trying to think now. Surely if you give me a big hand. Because my friend for a YouTube video extracted some of the meat

from his leg. Get the fuck out of here. You're having a laugh now. No, I'm not. I've seen this video. I've seen this video. It was for a BBC YouTube, but he's one of the BBC science presenters. Come on now.

But I can't remember whether he was actually allowed to his own flesh or not. That's what you call shit. Yeah, because even though it was his own flesh. You own it. I buy my nails a show all the time. I get some of the scaring hours. I feel like just go to Switzerland or somewhere where you know, where that wouldn't they dispel. People want to move.

What do you say that? It's hard to cut. Well, it's because Switzerland is like the place where Brits go to if they want to commit euthanasia. Yeah. So it's just known as a place about death. Oh. Oh, yeah, to me it's a place where just the law is sort of a great around death.

That's Sweden. No, I'm 100% with you. I don't know if I, I, I, I would feel better about it if someone next to me ordered the human and we're like, I can't possibly finish this last bite. And then I'd swoop in and be like, Hey, I gotcha. How are we?

Who would you eat between all of us? Again, it's not like picking someone and eating them. You can say you can say me. I've got the most sad on it. Or like, I don't know if I go get a hamburger. I don't know what cow I'm eating. This is surprising me because I don't see you as someone who'd even lick a human Like would you lick play no no that's a

Yeah, he's never hugged. I wouldn't lick a cow either. I wouldn't lick a pig. I eat the shit out of a pig I can't look at the cow. It's the new slogan for vegans wouldn't lick a pig With the same music as you wouldn't steal a pig. I'm totally different. With the same music as you wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't download a car. Fuck, I would if I could. I know. How do you... How do you extract your leg?

I think it was like a kind of tube. Like it was just sticking a tube of metal into his thigh muscle. It looked really painful. Didn't they recently find out that you you wouldn't download a car ad actually used pirated music. Yes. Fuck yeah. That's great.

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Faded there, so your head came out of the explosion. Oh, that's cool. That's cool. I wish a very interesting video the other night about, it was a video produced for American soldiers for the second world war On how to act when they went to Britain Oh, there's like all this stuff about how it's like fascinating like British people are you know a little bit more mellow They won't appreciate you barging into a pub and being like

Hey and all this stuff and then it showed two soldiers getting off a train and one of them was black and The woman in the train was like, oh, very nice to meet you both, like shakes the white soldier's hand, shakes the black soldier's hand. And then the guy turns to the camera, and he's like, now that kind of conversation can happen over here.

There's less social prejudices, and it was like reminding people that, like, black and white people weren't segregated in the UK. But the fact that you had to, like, talk to the camera would be like, you'll see a lot of that here. Don't be alarmed. Weird. So so weird.

And apparently I love that stuff. Like the UK never had segregation. Not, apparently. Well, right. They're still racist people. Yeah. But apparently the some of the US places where they would go to villages and stay there. They were trying to enforce segregation in the country that didn't have it. So to get back at all these soldiers trying to force this on the local

people, like all the white women would dance with the black soldiers, just like piss off all the American soldiers. No, it's not the barbitch, we're swearing off. There is equality in this country. It's wrong. It's just so weird that that was such a recent time. Yeah. The video had to be made to warn people not to be as racist when you're in England. It's fucking weird, man. 1960s weren't that long ago, dude. It's like, that's, yeah.

Well, I mean, he was like, you know, 50s. So I had my friend Vidcon, who is from Pakistan, tell me about his experience traveling in airports. Oh boy. And holy hell, it's terrifying. He's like, yeah, I get randomly selected for security searches 18 times a flight. Yeah.

And how his family has to tell him, okay, so you will get pulled into the booth and it will take about an hour or so. Yeah, I thought it was about to say. It's something I call Khan, I was talking to. Yeah, same guy. Same guy. Yeah, it was really interesting.

Yeah. Obviously it doesn't affect my life, because. Exactly, I never heard how bad it could be. Like the worst I get is a, so, uh, say, yeah. So what kind of science do you study? Tell me the exact stuff. I'm like, you really want the exact stuff. You asked for it.

BOMB! That's right. BOMB side. I also got yelled at for calling someone black recently. That's an American thing. Yeah, I was like, I was talking about this guy. And he was like, I think you mean African American. I was like, look, I was from London, so I don't mean African American.

Yeah, now. How would he be American? What are you talking about? Yeah, now. But I don't, what is our like up-to-date term? I thought I was black. I was just said black. I mean, I'm a white person answering here,

so I'm not fully sure. I would say black in the UK, but over here, it's very much African American. That's what 37's for Twitter to tell us. And please do, because this is something that's legitimate. Like I say, I am normal. And it doesn't come up in light. It's very often.

It's just in stories like that where I'm saying a black soldier and a white soldier. It's the same person that requested the Heath Ledger sex. She took a race and ethnicity in the media study in college. She took that course and wanted to ask a question in which she said, excuse me. So when colored people and then the whole audience went, go! And the president was like, I'm going to stop you right there. That's not 100% a phrase that's okay to use anymore.

So I do think it's an interesting thing to bring up, Gap. Yeah. And it's always changing. Do you say people of color? Yeah. I think that's the thing. I see that on... Maybe she had a lot of slip and...

She had a lot of slip and... P.O.C. So yeah. No one is replying on Twitter yet. No, no one is. Also, I wasn't talking about World War II in the 60s. I was talking about civil rights and shit. Yeah, I'm fascinated.

We have B.A. I know what World War II happens. I'm just so fascinated by civil rights in this country and how late that was happening. Yeah. Like post-cennedy even. Yeah, I think we all understood that you were talking about that I'm surprised I'm under people are trying to do that.

Someone onto it are like, World War II. Like, what was it? They just had loving day, like two weeks ago, which was the 50th anniversary of interracial marriages becoming legal in the United States. What, what, what, what? What, number anniversary?

50. It's not that long ago. What do you think the next civil rights movement is gonna be? I think it's gonna involve robots. I, Sally. I mean, I think it's, Hey, Sally, tell me what's the next civil rights movement's gonna be.

I think I followed the text I said here. I mean, I think it's like homosexuality and games. I mean game. No, so that's the current one I would write you. Game are just only just became what like last couple of years. I'm just I'm seeing what's beyond this. Like I'll admit like I've had. Cause I feel like you weren't race then.

I mean honestly, I think we're going backwards. I think it's going to it is already ethnicity again. That's around. Party podcast where you can go from talking about Kinky Sex to science to... It's a grabout of fun. At politics. They're all in the space of two hours.

The wave of nationalism that has swept the entire globe. It's everyone's, you know, trying to look out for their own country and for their own people right now. I think we're entering, we have kind of entered very isolated, this period of history. And I think we're starting to see a bit of a rebound from that and a bit more globalization. But as I was saying, there was one thing I heard

a journalist reporting from Syria that after all of the, what's it that? No, it was after Trump's Muslim ban. Mm-hmm. They were like, does this change how you perceive the West? What's it that? No, it was after Trump's Muslim ban. They were like, does this change how you perceive the West? It's like, yeah, actually, we realize how many Americans are supporting Muslims because of all of the protests. So even though the protests didn't affect the politics

because they made the news, they were like, oh wow, we didn't realize that so many people were in support of us. And that was an amazing thing to see. And so I do wonder if the backlash is gonna be greater? I mean, I honestly don't know. I'm gonna say, in the watchman, the thing that finally brought all the people together was when a horrible alien monster

seemed to be threatening the world. Oh, oh, Donald Trump's the horrible alien. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I have a segue here, I have a story, please. It's very true. I read the world. Oh, oh, Donald Trump's the horrible anything. No, no, no, no, it's what I hope. I have a segue here. I have a story. Please, it's very true. I read the other day that, you know, the hacking group anonymous.

Yeah, yeah. They claim, and again, I do not believe this. I want to start off this story by saying, I do not believe this. Anonymous says that they have files and information from NASA that they've been reading over stuff that they've written and statements they've put out. And they think NASA is about to announce the fact that they have found intelligent alien life.

Okay. Based on public statements they've made and based on files that they've gained access to. Really? Yeah. And Sally? God damn it. Is true. I am so skeptical of that.

Oh yeah, it seems now. It seems like they're connecting things that aren't connected. Like, we're gonna find intelligent life before we find basic life. Yeah, we still... We're still super excited when we find exoplanet. We'll meet them halfway, because you know they saw us. Do you have any idea how far away halfway is? We'll drop up in in Apple Maps, not yet.

Yeah. Apple Maps can't get me home from here. How far away half ways we'll drop up in an apple maps not yet Apple maps can't get me home from here. I just get off fucking star Apple maps sucks But apparently it's gonna get good they've been saying never like fight how long has it been here? I got better It got better. It's so good. What's gonna get good apple maps. Do you school maps are apple maps? I am 100% Apple free. Those doctors are gonna get you. We're talking about real money. I'm sorry. I thought aliens.

So I mean, that's really the whole story. Is that, you know, they think that NASA's gonna announce that. I'll be the first to admit. So you ask the question, you're like, what's the next civil rights thing, whatever. I think everybody can relate to like, I have that one like semi-racist have that one, like semi-racist grandpa

or like maybe like semi-racist like, there's first off, there are shades of racism. There's the horribly angry kind and then there's a kind that's like, really this person is a product of the time that they lived in or the circumstances that they lived through. We're like, maybe they're fearful or don't like, it's still wrong, but like, they're a shame. They're a shame, right? Right. I'll be the first to admit. So I had a moment, it was, oh, it was the night,

it was the night we filmed your drunk interview. I didn't say something racist, did I? No, you didn't, no, you didn't. We had a, we had, I don't know if there was an intern or contractor, but a temporary type of employee person that was helping run a camera that night. And this person was a female, but a temporary type of employee person that was helping run a camera that night. And this person was a female, but I think, I wanna make sure I get this right.

But I identified his male and had like a male name that they would use. I'm gonna say, let's call them Gary. So you needed another neighbor to use that. No, no, no, let's just make up one for this one. There's no point. Okay. And I remember, oh, they're fantastic.

They gave me my Apple watch. Yeah, you did steal the Apple watch from them. But essentially, they introduced me, they introduced themselves to me as Gary, the first time I met them. And I was like, oh, okay, sweet. That's an interesting name. And then at one point, I was talking about someone else

about this person. And I was like, oh yeah, she's awesome. And then the person I was talking to quickly correct the mean said, he's awesome. I was like, oh else about this person. And I was like, oh yeah, she's awesome. And then the person was talking to you quickly, correct me and said, he's awesome. I was like, oh, okay, right, yes, sorry. And I remember feeling really flustered and confused because this was just something I wasn't used to. So I had to constantly make a mental effort

to be like, Gary, you're the best dude. And they would be like, thanks, man. And they were fucking fantastic. But in like, I remember in that moment thinking, I could see myself in decades, if I had a child, they bring home like a friend or someone, and I'm like, hey, what's going on, dude? And the person being like, oh, actually, I'm, or my son or daughter being like, whoa,

this person identifies as a female, and then being like, oh, I'm sorry, am I kidding? Like, I'm so sorry, he's from another time, he's from another time. And I don't know, I just, I think about that sometimes. It's something that's like, it's super fascinating. And stuff like that goes more mainstream. Yeah, yeah. Like I was talking a few weeks ago how another YouTube event there would just gendered like non-specific bathrooms. And I was like, I don't see you going there. Yeah. But then I still had the moments of panic

when I would walk out of a cubicle. Yeah. And I'd see a girl in the mirror. Immediately, I'm like, I'm gone into the wrong bathroom. I was like, oh no, it's fine. Because, you know, 10 years from now, that probably won't feel weird to me at all because I'll be all over the place.

It's just funny right now as we all get used to it. And we'll sound really old one day. Do you think racist behavior will die off as the generations continue on? That like, do you think that that's a scumbag? I saw this story this morning about a dude who was arrested in San Antonio at an Iron Maiden concert. Oh boy, that's my home city. They're there.

They show, they found him because I guess he had a warrant out for aggravated kidnapping. And his friend had posted on Facebook pictures of Iron Maiden tickets saying, hey, I'm going with this guy. And here's our tickets. So the police are like, oh, we're looking for that guy. We know what CD's gonna be.

And so they went to the concert and arrested him. And they posted a photo of him. And the dude's like, all tattooed with giant swastikas like right here on his neck. Like we're still at that point. I don't know, I don't want to draw the leap that we're going to be done with this in the foreseeable future.

There are some tattoo artists who will cover up swastikas and other things for free. Yeah. Because they realize that so many people regret having them and did them as like a stupid time in their life. And they're like, you know what? If they've changed why make them live with it on their skin, I'll just cover it up for them. It's pretty amazing how people with such a strong opinion can absolutely one 80 on those.

Yeah. Well, like it was that old clip on Oprah where, have you ever seen that clip where there's just white supremacists just yelling like burying her and she brings them back like a decade later and they were like, I'm so sorry, I was a good phrase, you pointed my life. It's amazing people flip on something they thought so strongly about. There's a great Ted talk of someone who grew up in the Westboro Baptist church who has now left them, and that's a big, because that's like your entire social life. She's had to leave behind and doesn't communicate with them anymore. And talking about that change and how a lot of it was through people talking rationally to her on Twitter.

And not just like saying, oh my god, you big at whatever. So I can't remember who said this, but it's something that I agree with entirely. Somebody said that they will immediately respect a person more if they hear them use the phrase earnestly, you know, I've never thought about it that way before. I think a person's ability to consider the fact that they may be wrong,

and that they have been wrong for a long time and locked off is unbelievably important in a person. And it's like there's some things, today it's getting worse and worse because like, I hate to fucking say it, but like, it's very easy to spread misinformation. That's why you get people being like, you know, you get your climate change deniers

and you've got your flat-erthers and like, you have the president literally wanting to people about certain things about the parasite. I'm not gonna, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But like. So you left one of everything. The earth is flat though. But, Sally. Yeah, but like. So you left my everything. The earth is flat though. Sally.

Yes, the earth is flat. Now I'll take the gun away from my head. But you know, it's like, that's something that I think is really important. I remember there was a moment I was like, I was interning, oh, it was for Rooster Teeth. I was helping out on an emergency shoot when I was still in college.

And I was talking to some dude that had been in the industry for a while, and he was asking about what classes I was taking. And I remember I said, well, I'm not gonna take editing because I'm already, I'm pretty good at that. And the guy went, okay, I'm sure you can edit a video, but I don't think you're good at that. And I was like, what, and I got me like,

I got pissed, I was like, this dude doesn't know me. And he's like, there's, there's, you know, being able to edit and then there's understanding the theory behind it and why editors choose like do certain things and all that stuff. Like, I would really recommend taking that course. And I remember I was mad, but then like later,

later that day I was like, ah dude, kind of like, he's right. Yeah. I should probably, the very least is not gonna hurt me to take this course, you know? It's like all the new video essays on editing and films I should probably, the very least is not gonna hurt me to take this course, you know. Video essays on editing and films that don't mention editing software at all.

It's all about the thought process that goes behind it. Yeah, but sometimes you gotta get rid of like young youthful cockiness and confidence that really doesn't, you got nothing to back it up with apart from. And I think what makes one of the things that's really tough with, and I'm gonna say Twitter specifically is a really shitty way to talk about politics And I think what makes one of the things that's really tough with, and I'm gonna say Twitter specifically,

is a really shitty way to talk about politics and important things because you're limited to 140 characters. All that gives you enough room for is to get out your like TLDR, which typically comes across as brash or rude or ill-informed like... I think it's very open to misinterpretation. And I think that's why you see so much fighting on Twitter, because it's a bad platform to have an intelligent conversation on it. Unfortunately, I'm addicted to it.

I love Twitter. All my favorite thing to do is just to spell fights on Twitter. Like when people start arguing, I'll go, Hey, please stop. All you're doing is fighting with a random person on the internet. I just, energy could be spent better somewhere else. And every time it's worked, every day you, you're right, I'm sorry. I tried to start such a big fight today,

because they announced the mini Super Nintendo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was just like, I just posted a picture of the European one, which is very colorful and the American one, which is purple. And I was like, I, you know, I just like, some sort of shitty comment and I just left it and I was like, you're a monster. European one's better. Yeah, that's the European one. It's actually, it looks like the Japanese one. Yeah, it's based on the family. Wait, and that's coming out this year.

It's a the Japanese one. Yeah, it's based on the family. Wait, and that's coming out this year. It's a very tiny one. Can we use Sally as a Nintendo? If we can find one, for some reason. It's from the 70s. So it's from the 90s. It came out in 92, I think. Yeah, so it used to be like this big, but now it's going to be this big.

And it's going to be games already on it. Nintendo makes a whole... But he is modern technology. It is. It just looks like the original, though. Yeah. Nintendo makes a lot of money. It is. It's just looks like the original. Yeah. Nintendo makes a lot of money, but just re-releasing the games that we've all played before because they know that we'll buy them again because we love them. It's every front shot. Very true. They just do a really good job.

I already had Super Mario World twice in the Super Nintendo day because I had old stars with the same version. Oh, yeah. But the US one is pink or purple. Purple. Yeah. I don't know. It's dope one is pink or purple. Purple, isn't it? Yeah, I don't know. It's dope. White purple, that's why.

It's like purple and gray, the Japanese and European one is way cooler. It's also got like the multicolored buttons. Is it like the C-through purple of the N64 controllers, or? No. No. Okay. I heard that they made the original NES like a flip up and like a slot loading thing because they wanted to make it look more like a VCR unless like a game console because of the game crash right. And that's also

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