Rooster Teeth Podcast - Some Dogs Love Helicopters - #405

Episode Date: December 6, 2016

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I am Gavin. I am Brandon. I am Chris. Bernie's dead. I'm Gus. Bernie, he's so, he sucks so much, he was invited this week. Yeah, really?

Yeah, I was like, Bernie, you're cut. We just, we can't really, no, got him. So we were cut. Oh, he's, he just couldn't make it today. I told you the joke, Paul always makes when I told him on the podcast. Yeah. Who's out sick today?

Thanks. There's two weeks in a row for you. Still funny. Yeah. It's been a while. Yeah, this is awesome. I was so appreciative. I got guilted by Gavin for true.

I got guilted by Gavin for true, and you're like shit. And then he experienced first hand You came in hot yelling a brand and for taking up two seats at whatever table you're in I was saying up three I think yeah, I got in today Bran is taking up the entire couch and I can sit down. So I'm sorry I just I'm here for I just As soon as you say I ripped up all my stuff you did you bunk. No, first you defended yourself saying you were only taking one seat You're like look look and then I saw all the stuff on the ground and I was like oh my god

Look look abs. It's okay. I'm a little freaked out right now Because I gave blood a couple weeks ago because I wanted to know what my blood type was because I figured wait Wait, you're only need a tiny drop to find out your blood. Did you mean you donated blood just to figure out your blood type? Yeah, what I say. You gave blood. I'm making sure, like, I don't know if it's blood. Yeah, I donated blood, because I mean, I did.

They do that? Yeah, they can tell you, I mean, like, you can buy like a kid off Amazon, and I was gonna do it, and I got it in the mail, and I was like, I'm not fucking with this. You just stab your finger, and then just bleed on it, and it tells you. Bleed on what? The thingy. The thingy.

Is it that simple? Yeah, you need one drop. Yeah, but then you just like touch your hand and it tells you. Bleed on what? The thingy. The thingy. Is it that simple? Yeah. You need to let one drop. Yeah. And then you just like touch your hand and stuff's bleeding. There's a disclaimer that says like this, do not. Everything. Everything.

Everything has disclaimers. So anyway. So anyway, do any DIY health thing is going to be have a disclaimer? Yeah. So the fucking 23 and meeting I spit into a cup, that had a disclaimer. Like, I spit. I just felt more comfortable. Because I didn't know if I'd be in a disclaimer. Yeah, so the fucking 23 and me thing, I spit in a cup. That had a disclaimer. Like, I spit.

I just felt more comfortable, because I didn't know if I'd be in a situation where I'm bleeding and they're like, son, what's your blood type? And I'm like, I need all of the AB blood you have. So. What's your blood type? AB is not.

B negative? Really? Is blood? Wait, wait, wait, wait. So you gave blood just to figure out your blood type and you can't even tell me what it is. Well, I just looked it up and I was a bit distracted because they also test for some other stuff.

And apparently I have high cholesterol. What's your cholesterol, you wanna say? I can look it up like if you give me like a one minute. So yeah, I'm legitimately like a little, a little frazzled. Is giving your blood type, is that a personal question? I mean, it's not, it's never used in security. It might help you if people know it and you're like bleeding out on the street.

But I mean, just like, it's, it is a personal, I mean, it is. I think for matchmaking purposes in Japan, they, they figure out compatibility based on people's blood types. Because you want as different as possible, right? No, like it's like an extension of the zodiac sign. You know how people say that you're compatible, you're not compatible, like that kind of deal. Oh, I thought you made a different as possible if someone's giving you blood.

I was like, no, that's the opposite. No, no, but like, because it could be a thing too, where I was thinking like, you know, is there blood like transmitted hereditary? Yes, you must have the blood type of either your mother or your father. I believe. But if your mother is A and your father is B,

could you be A, B? Probably. A, B negative. I'm B positive. I'm E too. Hey! You guys should get married in Japan. Is it weird that we're like less likely to get married?

We're two of the gloomiest people in the world and our blood type is B positive. I've always thought it was like straights that ironic that that's my blood type. So what do you think? Okay, so and now we're in the same building. So what if we get a big bag of B positive blood and we keep it near us?

So if anyone either one of us needs it, we can go grab it and like put it in the body. What are you doing? That's a lot of session for you. I just I feel like that's just something you should know. So I went I looked it up and My cholesterol is apparently 203 and The desirable range goes up to 199 and I'm like, well, that's not too bad But it says in range and then big like red letters. It just says no Does that mean they don't want you blood if you give blood?

No, oh they better have accepted it. You have any idea how much blood they take from you pint? Yeah, yeah, yeah, have you seen a pint? I mean I've drank a pint milk before I said I think I said a picture Can we see all of the blood? They took all that is all brand-in-be Positive positive negative blood It's just a tremendous amount that looks like a European pint and they're just like we're gonna just sit here We're gonna drain you for 10 minutes and I'm like what the brain really slow you would have made all that back Anyway, I read yeah, but your blood cells take longer to regenerate. Like the actual volume is quick,

but why does your blood pull liquid from? Like it's water, right? But what, just water in your body? Yeah. So it just pulls, it just draws it in and makes me blood. Yeah, it's like water even promoted, your blood now. So if you're telling me there's weight, could you just keep taking blood?

Well, okay, that's an interesting segue. I read something interesting the other day that if you donate blood, you burn 650 calories. Really? Because your body needs to make new blood to replace the blood that's gone. So just like, that's a really bad way to lose weight, though, to be fair.

Yeah, I'm on this new diet. Here, you want to slice me open? I just put leeches all over my body and I lose the weight, the weight just flies right on. I mean, you can only do it once every two months though. I just put leeches all over my body and I lose the weight and the weight just flies right on the floor. I don't know how to see. I only do it once every two months though. Not with the leeches. Oh, they've been legally, yeah, but at the home kit,

we went with all the sea. If I started a young age and I took a pint of blood for myself every week for my entire life, could I fill a warehouse with blood that was inside me? That would be cool. Like how much space could I take up with it? What would happen? That's probably a cool thing, but an Olympic pool. You did that every week for your life and then you stopped doing it one week and you

explode because your body is made. It's used to making so much blood. You just like go red and you're like, but it starts coughing up blood. Here's the thing. I think it still takes you two months to either regenerate either your white blood cells or your red blood cells. So you're saying I would just have a bunch of really weak, thin blood in that way. You would die.

If you lose your white blood cells, fight infections. Your red blood cells do something. But if I just go in infusion and white blood cells. According to answers.com, who knows how reputable that is there are five almost 5.3 million pints in an Olympic swimming pool. Huh. So if you gave one pint every two months you give six pints a year. Uh, five, let's say five. I think it's going to work. Divide it by, I can say six pints a year.

It would take you eight3,000 years. How many pints are in a kitty pool? How big is a pool? I decide to stand outside. I mean, the kitty pools are all the same size. No, they're not. Yeah, they're all in big. They're all in big.

If you go buy a plastic kitty pool from Walmart, they're not going to have like a bunch of, you get it on that pool size. How much? I can't believe I'm looking this up. How much is this safest flow rate for blood? If I had a tube in my arm, that could just drip blood constantly throughout my whole life.

Brenda, these are all different sizes. No, I mean, yeah, if you go online, there's different sizes, but I'm saying if you go to Walmart, yeah, I- I ball it. I am not right. And that's the two- Bullock Kittie pool standard.

I feel like if you think Kittie pool, everybody imagines like the same. Like you remember the one we used for the Agnog fight? That was a big one though. That wasn't a Kittie pool. That's not what I think of Kittie pool. It's a Kittie pool. That was a really big pool.

That was like a medium sized Kitt pool. How many kids should you be able to fit in a kidy pool? I think when I think kidy pool, I think of like a small, the little plastic, hard plastic one that you can just like, isn't that what you had for? That's what we had for. No, no, no, no, no. It wasn't inflatable.

No, no, no, no. We had one of those like soft plastic ones that we had to like, you have to fill up slowly. So we had to like, we had to hold it open and then keep pouring in milk and nog and stuff until it filled. Your milk and your nog. So it builds. You're milk and you're nog. So they only give dimensions, Brandon. I'm not doing this fucking mask.

Is this okay? So which is the blood type that's compatible with everyone? Like the really good. Negative? Negative. And then there's one that nobody else can use except for that. A, B I think is the one where A, B's the busted one. A, B is the one where you can, you can't give to anybody. That's the A, B. Except where A.B. is the the Boston A.B. is the one where you can you can't give to anybody

But you can accept from everybody right greedy people. Yeah It's like You'll you'll accept oral, but you won't give it to anybody else What I don't know no, no, that makes it's like the old it's like greedy. It's like you know Do you know what come type you? I'm just positive. Prolific. Thank you. Someone really likes that on camera.

Have you ever, do you know how many sperm you have within your jizz? Yeah. No, I never, never did that. Who do you think has the highest sperm? Well, let's find out. What are you, right now? Can we, can you order that kid off of Amazon? Yes.

Good. Average volume of C-man is two. We've talked about this before. I know we've talked about this. No, not volume, but like sperm with 180 million sperm. Oh, wait, There's a question. So an average human ejaculate contains 180 million sperm, but some ejaculates contain as many as 400 million sperm.

I'm a foreign another man. Um, how long do you think you'll take to fill a kitty pool? Wait, uh, well, don't don't say or a medium kid with a medium kitty. fill a kitty pool? Wait, uh, well, no, don't say. Or a medium kitty pool. With a medium kitty pool. The Walmart kitty pool. We've established this.

How long? I didn't think I could fill that in a lifetime. I could. Can you imagine if that was a scientific measurement? Well, the volume of this amount of liquid is about 3.25 kitty pool. You can see a scientist in a lab coat calibrating instruments to the size of a Walmart Kittie pool.

And it's somehow the big difference between the UK and the US. Like it'd be an Azda Kittie pool instead of Walmart. So Chris, do I have to actually giz to fill it, or can I get like a just a drain, like if I'm giving it? I don't want to, please don't talk about your health issues. Oh, I'm saying it's the actual jizziness. I think, I mean, just sat in open air, it would devaprate fast and you could fill.

Pressure and you could fill. Yeah. Well, I mean, that was that guy who tried to jizz as many times as possible in one day, right? I was about to ask you, if you jizzed right now, how much recovery time you need? It's quite a personal question, right? I don't know, maybe there are a lot of variables in this.

It just you in a room with a list. And right now, like, did I already do it this morning? No, no, so you have not had sex in at least 24 hours. You're sitting down, doing it yourself with a laptop, he's in a room. No, no, no, just yourself. With a laptop and whatever your favorite weirdo porn is. Why is it weird?

Because it's Chris. Let's be honest. It's something we can do. No, no, no. I think I could probably just keep going. Like immediately again? And maybe I have five minutes, if I'm determined, you know.

There's no way. I think if my mind was on it within five. Yeah. I don't think that's possible. Like physically, like I feel like you, I it within five, I don't think that's possible. Like physically, like I feel like you, I mean, I don't wanna, let's not prove it. But, well have you ever had it where sometimes you like break your dick a little bit and you could just go immediately?

Yeah, like you don't get a, it's like, kind of half happens. Yeah, I'm good for ages now. Yeah. I hate that. That's what you want. I hate that. It's so unsatisfying. We're not for you

But not for the not for the lady. Yeah But I care about me. I'm not I'm the asshole like that. There's that count though That's a good question. I don't know. Okay. Well assuming that we don't do that I feel like if I'm determined five minutes is crazy. I don't think I could do five minutes Why was the weirdest thing you'll dick is ever done Name of some girl Let me think on that. Let me let me give me a moment change. I'll come back So someone who is this

Madeline Della bar on Twitter using hashtag RT podcast sent me an image showing all different blood types and who can give and who can accept to the different people. Oh, cool. So, oh, and there's a similar chart up there. So A, B positive can receive all. Yes. And give to no one except. We can all give them so. Yeah. And always like hell yeah. They're down. They're. You can only pretend to know. Yeah. And always like hell yeah.

They're down, they're down, they're down to give. Oh, negative. Let me, let me read something here. Well, Chris continues his mental calculations. I want to remind everyone this episode of the podcast is brought to you by audible.com. So big thanks to audible.com for sponsoring this episode of the Ristuth podcast.

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Get a free audiobook with a 30-day free trial at audible.com slash rooster teeth. That's audible.com slash rooster teeth. Love that service. May as well get a free book. Learn something. Go do it. So one of the weirdest videos I've seen online, you've seen weird stuff. I've seen weird stuff. This guy injected. Oh, God. I think close to Thanos fake seamen. I don't know what it is. Just something looks like a tech seamen into his testicles and then recorded jizzing and he jizzed for like four minutes.

It's insane. It's absolutely crazy. Four minutes. Where did you watch this? What are you doing? What do you do? Brat, okay, how do you find that? There's this one website? I think I've said it to you. It's that website It's that website. Yeah, so it's just post like a lot of times they post porn bloopers Which are really funny and then sometimes they post like really funny until they're not until they're not A lot of anal bloopers So what it was just like a fall.

Those are the winners. It was like a full minute flow. It was insane. And I mean, I didn't watch it continuously. I would just skip ahead. And then as you're skipping like 15 seconds at a time, his balls are just getting like smaller, smaller. Oh, wait.

Oh, wait. I don't, man, they are expandable. Oh It's gonna be a while before we see you again, Brennan. Oh Or here weird guy don't mess it up. I thought Just kidding man Jesus man sad Man, so I've I've been in a lot of pain lately. It sucks. I like this jaw problem.

I've ever talked about it, I've ever told you. No. So it's like I've got this thing where sometimes, like every time I chew or any time I open it close my mouth, my jaw clicks. Ah yeah. And then every now and then like, once a year or twice a year, it'll like really hurt for like a day.

And it's been doing that, but it's been going on for like two fucking weeks now. It's a doctor. I did. You don't know what it is, study. Um, they said there's nothing you do about it. It's like you just gotta wait, it'll go away. Oh, you see just some pain killers? Not even.

They said like do some anti-inflammatory, some over-the-counter stuff. Yeah. Has it helped? I don't know. So is that why you've been so crabby? I'm just crabby because I'm me. I've been crabby for 38 years. Like, maybe you have a head around my life

and maybe that doesn't explain something. What do they fix it and you just come in like on Monday is like the nicest person we've ever met. Just smiling all the time, skipping in the hallway. No. I think that's the worst grade I ever got in school. Well, it's when I was in kindergarten,

we had to skip and I couldn't do it. So I got a needs improvement. Wait, what? Like, how did you get in? Why were you graded in? I don't know, that's when I was in kindergarten. We had to skip and I couldn't do it. So I got a needs improvement Wait, what? Like how did you? Why were you graded in I don't know that's what they bring along a long? Yeah, skipping like skipping along what's the check was this skipping? That's what it said on the report card It's skipping those just like English math skipping All right, so if you have to skip from here to there in front of the camera, you're saying you couldn't do it. I cannot do it.

Can we never improve? We have a jib shot. Why not? Why would I do that? Well yeah, we'll track it, it'll be amazing. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna be practicing. I'll practice over there.

And I'll be... No, you'll just be laughing. Yes, that'd be great. I'm not doing that, I'm not doing that Not doing that come on guys. You can bully me with the fuck it's not bullying it's encouragement Encouragement I won't say it needs improvement even if it does a teacher said it We get some little cards made up and we'll eat score you on your skin That's all fun. Yeah, we already told their skipping

We don't skip off and'm thinking this it'll be fitness You'll bun some calories. No, it's good don't eat blood We more calories that way we're just trying to get gust to skip but Chris just volunteered himself Gustav yeah, go from here to there to that. Oh, absolutely, but I'm not gonna do how why can we get the shot? I will do I'll do it if it's not enough light out there though. It doesn't matter. Well, how, how why can we get the shot? I will do it if, if, if, gust, It's not gonna fly out there though. Hey, it doesn't matter. Well, the, the silhouette will be worth it. I'm not doing it.

I guess just skip along the edge. gust, sorry I brought this up. gust, come on now. Thank you. You're not in the achievement on your office right now. You're gonna make me do something. What kind of school did you go to? Was this a public school or like a,

Yeah. Okay. Private school never would have graded on skipping. I don't even know if it was like a weird new age just like with one foot right yes Chris is one foot I really want to skip my home please go skip no no I'm thinking wrong it's go skip go skip I want to see this it's with all right but I know I would do this now how you do I compare a scope this or is that? No, we're already live streaming. What the fuck are you doing that for?

Can you show me? Alright, lights are up. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh my god. It's not how you... Chris, you're so awesome. He's an improvement. That's probably exactly how I would do it. I got... My head was like...

You kinda like hopping with one foot, right? We're like one... Well the first thing you did, it was skipping it was it was walking. Really weird. Doesn't uh in Ghostbusters, it's been built, Murray do a weird walk like that. Like we're just hopping on one leg and his foot's like his other foot's not doing something like that. Yeah. That's what I think. No. That's what I pictured you pictured it was. But what did you just go get on? Um, I don't remember with the other. I remember it's the bad one. I don't remember. So the other subjects were also weird.

Okay. It was like, I don't remember. It was like socializing. And it's obviously, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, I did good on those. I just satisfactory. Was your bus shorter than all the other buses?

They have a special program. They there was a kid who always peed on my bus. He peed on the bus? Yeah, every morning. Why? I don't know. Just couldn't control the batter. It was awful. He peed on the bus? Yeah, every morning. What? I don't know. Just couldn't control the battery. It was awful.

It was like, you never want to, whatever. You don't want to be sitting next to that guy. It goes without saying. Like in his pants, or did he just let it go? In his pants? He didn't know what to do. He just held up. Like that's a silly question.

No, he's not. Yeah. I got pissed on at school once. Some lunatic kid just turned around at the urino and started like pissing all over the bathroom. And I was like, and I just ran out the door, but he pissed on the back of my leg. He was just, he just went nuts. He was a spray in everyone in there.

I just walked in at the wrong time. I've had a lot of bad, bad luck in bathrooms. Yeah. I didn't go to necessarily a soup bad school, but you know, like I guess any other schools there fights every now and then, right? Like real bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And uh... Dust ups.

Yeah, yeah. And but it's like the most exciting thing in a school, whenever someone fights, like all the students like rush towards it and start yelling. Yeah. And there's one time I was in the bathroom pissing at a urinal and then these guys got in a fight and I just started. And then like word got out really quickly so all these people started rushing into the bathroom and I was just like standing there pissing.

Well, they like bunking into you as you were trying to pee. Oh, I got out of there. I got drained it and ran. Yeah, I've seen, I've talked about it before, but I went to a shitty school. I saw fights like that all the time. It's amazing like the level of meanness and like I don't know almost like barbarians that kids are.

Yeah. You kid watching this right now. Was was saying off the fire alarm a thing at your school. Yeah. That like bomb threats, I think, became more of a thing as bomb threats. Yeah. Lord. And those people who had sex in the school, I never had sex in school. No one here thought you did.

I thought, I don't know. Any one of us remotely thought that happened. Yeah. There was a, when I was in high school, there was a shooting once. And it was like before shooting was worth thing. At school, this one girl was mad at another one and she brought a gun to school to shoot her and ended up like the other girl wrestled her

and the gun got shot into the ceiling. So they didn't get, she ended up getting shot. But all that happened, I think the girl just got suspended. What? That's a salt with a deadly weapon. Yeah, whatever. This is the 90s. Kids will be kids.

Yeah, it was a different time back then. Yeah, nowadays, fuck. They'll be totally different. It makes you tough when you're a kid. I think it's good. Someone comes to the school and tries to shoot you in the face with the gun. It keeps you on your toes.

Yeah, I wouldn't be the man today. I remember, I probably the worst thing I saw, I didn't even see it. There was a changing room. I was already done changing, we played like, field hockey or something. And this big beefy guy went walking into the change room, like really pissed off looking and I was like, oh, what's going on there? He went in the door closed, he came out and walked off and I was like, no. And then I went into the change room and a guy was just like spewing blood like he, I think he like slammed his head against

the wall and broke, he broke the guys, but he just went in, broke a nose and they walked out, like it was nothing. As you do. Blood everywhere. It was gross. Yeah, high school was not fun. I did not have, I did not have a good time in middle school or high school. I'm so glad to be done with school. Yeah, same. And life gets so much better when you're done with school. Yeah, absolutely. And life's not that bad at school.

It's just like, oh wow, it's actually really cool. I still enjoy it any time. Every now and then when I'm out and about, like during the week, I'm like, I'm not at school right now. Yeah, I remember being at school thinking like, oh, this sucks, bullshit. When I'm an adult, I can like, I'm not at school right now. Yeah, I remember being at school thinking like, oh, this sucks bullshit. Like, when I'm an adult, I can leave. I can be outside whenever I want.

I really like whenever I go back to England, sometimes if I'm in the middle of town where I used to live, I'll walk into wait-trose and just walk around and be like, I don't work here anymore. It's nice. I had a good time there. It's just like, I was so good to not have to worry about how stuck with an on as a.

Well, I was in high school. Every now and then you'd see like, I'm so good to not have to worry about how stuck with an on is up. Well, I was in high school. Every now and then you'd see like, you know, a kid who was in college graduated from, you know, your school, come back and visit and look at all the teachers. And I'm never seeing that. I'm maybe like, I never want to be that guy. Why don't I miss you in a college? Going back to the school and like reminiscing or like,

you know, being like, man, people are gonna see me and I'm in college. I just did not see any reason why that would be fun for me. What's that? I see Jesus. The idea of being in primary school, up to the age of 11 or whatever, whenever a kid who'd already left came back,

they feel so old. It's a real grown up. But it's like, oh, he's probably 12. It's funny how subjective that is. Like when you're a certain age, like if you're in middle school, you think high schoolers are like so much older and so much more cheerful, when you're in high school, you think college kids and like it's always moving.

And then like once you're a bit of old fuck, you look back like that, you're all stupid. You're all more hot. What was the first year you remember based on the year? The first year I remember based on the year the first year? I remember The moment when I was writing 1994 every day and then it was 1995 and I was like oh this happens every year I remember I definitely remember 84 remember Reagan running for his second term someone old fuck Before that, I might, shit.

I might have, no, I don't know. That's the one I can definitely remember. Maybe 80, no, I can remember 82. You can remember writing that down in school. No, that's when I was learning. So I must have been 83 or 84. That's when I remember writing it down. When did the superintendent

know come out 91? 91, I wanna say here. I remember that. You remember the pool run in the commercial? No, I don't, but I remember. 90. 90. I remember getting a Super Nintendo

and being like super excited. And I just excited, super excited. Yeah, I, Super Nintendo was my first console but I think it was pre-owned. Like somebody was already halfway through Zelda. You never had Nintendo? No, I never had Nintendo. Oh man.

Super Nintendo's the best. Super Nintendo was the best. Yeah, it's my favorite Mario game. The Super Nintendo Mario, yeah. I'm not six. It was like 80 different levels. Yeah, that's a really good one. Super Mario World.

Yeah, Super Mario. Or you like got the overhead map and all that. I'm excited for another Super Mario 64-esque game on the new Nintendo. Because it looks like that's what they're doing with it. Yeah, I just want the New Zelda. Is it any different? Is there all the same point? What? The New Zelda house of the New Zelda different than the previous one. It's like a more open world like non-linear kind of I mean, that's that's how they've been selling it. They also got rid of heart pieces.

What's the health then? Meat. Meat? Or like food. That's just a ham. You eat food and stuff. You don't have heart pieces. We don't like pick up heart pieces.

So then how do you increase your health capacity? You just find like a really big steak. You might eat You're carrot. No, you might get heart pieces for that, but as far as like regenerating health Just like stabbed in the face with a with a sword and you eat Common eat meat for you know, yeah, my favorite in-game food Like health pickup was the chicken in Aladdin on the super antenna. Yeah, really good chicken. That was a Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we didn't imagine about eating food to regenerate health

Yeah, I think bread is one hot, but a chicken was like will be whole bar Like the sand or clicking simulator You bet chicken. I remember working in camera in that video and having to focus on your ass, your bear exposed ass. You're welcome. Yeah. I did that on purpose. Is that why the camera was a full chicken there? Cheaty. Yeah, that was that was not that was maybe my least favorite immersion. Either that one or the Super Mario one because that sucked. Super Mario sucked? When fucking Bernie hit me?

Oh with the bullet? Oh that was funny. Oh shitty. I don't know how you survived getting kicked in the back on the first immersion. Oh that hurt. Yeah that left her in big bruise. Yeah I don't know why that didn't. She should go to the doctor.

Yeah. I don't know how that didn't. Well, the first emotion, she go to the doctor. Like, I don't know how that didn't separate something in your back. That's when Frank and Monty Bieber meet the hell out of us. Yeah. It's where the Franks back in videos now. Yeah. Yeah, we just, we just film,

can I talk about that? No, we didn't film anything. Yeah, the surgeon simulator one came out last week. That was a fun one. I haven't watched that yet. How did it turn out? Just messy as hell. Yeah, fun.

But we were, we knew it was obviously gonna be a fake body, but when I pulled me back, our reaction is so genuine, we hadn't seen into it, and it was like, oh, God, there's so much blood, it's all sticky and there's gut everywhere. And then we didn't realize they aimed blood hoses at our faces, so as soon as you start hitting ribs, it was like, they like, they like specifically like,

oh, no, no, move a little up, move a little up. They clearly aimed exactly Our faces and at one point when we got everything out and Michael's trying to reattach the new heart He was like hold still so I'm just holding the tube or holding the heart in But at that point it started spraying and I couldn't move because I didn't want to like It's just like whilst in the face like pouring down my face dripping off all the go pros It was a really fun one was that the one that probably felt the most like the game like being in the game the experience of it? I didn't really feel anything like the game. It's just fun.

I mean, the game you just edit out that question. It's fine. It's just being honest. Some of them are exactly like the game and some of them are just like faithful recreations of what the game is like to watch. Yeah, that's a good point. I think even in sudden simulator, I just say this, and this is nothing like the game. Yeah, trials that wasn't really, we weren't really testing anything with the game, we just put you on little mini motorcycles and go nuts.

I think it was like, that was the worst shoot. Cause I sat around for 10 fucking hours, doing nothing on the middle of nowhere. I think the tweet a picture of you just walking around in the wilderness. Oh my god. I forgot about the man. Like I showed up. I had the first shot of the day in the morning.

They're like the last shot of the day when everything was wrapped. That's right. I just like sat there all fucking day. What do you want that one? Yeah, yeah. That's when we were kicking the cars in the pipe. Yeah. I mean, we found some hot wheels, something.

We were like, it's a magic field. If you want to find something, just think about it and it appears to be. Yeah, I bet you I'll go, I'll walk out here and I'll find another car. You walk down there, here it is. Yeah, and then we found this big industrial, like, concrete pipe and we were trying to get the cars to do a whole loop around it. We were almost, we were like trying to get the cause to do a whole loop around that. We were almost, we were like trying to figure out how to incorporate those pipes into the dirt bike thing and what you didn't.

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My dogs do not like sleeping in beds. I got to have beds for them, and they'll never get in them. If they used their beds, absolutely I would get. What did I sleep on there? So Benjamin, there's a bed downstairs for Benjamin. Like I had, let me tell you about this bed. I bought it, it was intended as a pet bed

and it came, yeah there it is, it's Casper Dog mattress. It came with a really thin shitty mattress for it, right? It was like, oh, I'm not gonna make Benjamin sleep on that. I'm gonna order a custom cushion for him. So I found a place online where you give them dimensions and they will custom make a cushion. You can specify every dimension, every color, the piping, everything.

I custom built a special cushion for that asshole dog. I made this awesome bed. It's so comfortable. He never, he never lays on it. Never. He's the ever slept. Never. Never. Never. Do you have a sleep on? He sleeps on the floor or he'll jump up on the floor. He's so like, but did you ever just put him on it and just be like, just try it out today? He will not. So when I go to bed in my bedroom, he's got a little house, but like there's no cushion,

there's a little bit of cushion on the bottom. And that's where he likes to lay. I've tried putting his special custom cushion up in the bedroom. No. He doesn't want to sleep with you guys in the bed? I don't want to sleep in my dog. Oh really?

I'll sleep with you guys. I should bring it for you. It's really comfortable. I will sleep on it. I'll take it home, I'll use a pillow. I didn't realize, sleeping with dog in that. Oh, really? Yeah. I should bring it for you. It's really comfortable. I will sleep on it. I'll take a home, I'll use a pillow. I didn't realize about you, Chris. You're like way up for doing dumb stuff. Oh, yeah.

Like you'll always be one to eat, you know, the octopus, the avatine, or whatever, or tarantula. And you were gonna eat that pickle juice that I couldn't get blamed at eating. Oh, yeah, I would've eaten that. I was, when I heard about that, we were shooting, uh, level of roosters. Can we see that? heard about that, we were shooting a level of roosters. We were shooting a level of roosters.

And we were over at the armory, which we filmed in for a lot of different things, but it's a shithole. We had to say that. It's full in the pot. Thank you, Steve. Steve, things coming in. And I just found in one of the rooms,

it was like probably as best as and like the whole paper fallen off in a ceiling tile cave then. There was just a jar of pickles on the floor. And I was like, no, it was a jar of like with one pickle. It was, I think it was two pickles and just a load of pickle brine. Yeah. And then when he went to lift it off the floor, it was stuck.

The jar was like, okay. But they weren't expired. And I was trying to get Blaine to drink him. And he was thinking about it, but didn't. But then, I figured if you were there, you would definitely have done it. I would have done it. Well, there is something that Chris did, and he shot it, and I was like, Chris,

you should not release this video because you cannot take this back, and he didn't release it. So there is one thing, let me guess what it was. Horse come. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, And he didn't release it. So there is one thing let me guess who was Horse come What are you sitting with up here? What it's not entirely it's something too humiliating to undo right what would you guys? That's not super off No, it is pretty super off right? Let's let's be clear here. You stuck something up your butt. No, was it something you ate?

No, you can probably say what it is, but not show it. Did you guzzle something? No. All right, yeah, I'll say what it was. I love that laugh. You were there. I think what? Or someone, it was a 636 and someone had sent in an adult diaper. And I remember like I ran, I think you gave it to me in your life. I remember diaper. And I remember like, I ran,

I think you gave it to me in your life. I remember this. And you're like, yeah, someone sent us an adult diaper. I was like, why? I was like, I don't know. And I'm like, we should do a video about this. And so I was like, oh, yeah, I'll do it. I'll try it out.

So I put on the adult diaper and I peed. And it was really weird. It was really weird. Did it contain it? It did. So you basically was pissing against your skin there. Yeah, but it was also just me wearing only a diaper. And in a parking lot pissing myself. Did it drip down your leg? Well, the most experienced like taking it off, which is soggy and heavy. So I think this was edited and we looked at it as like Chris, you just don't release it. What would have been interesting was, can we find this video and put it up?

Nope. Nope. I wish you had weighed the diaper before you peed in it and then waited to get after that we could know how much, but you could just piss into a jar and wipe that. Yeah, but you'd already done this. It already done this. Yeah, yeah. yeah was it warm of course it was fucking warm I don't I don't piss on myself enough

and I don't know that you're piss is cold I don't know your body it causes warm I don't know I don't know what it's like I don't get pissed on okay have you have a pissed outside in the cold? Yeah, steamy. Oh yeah, it does steam and hits the ground. Are you, you, you, you, you, I'm not. I've steams before it hits the ground. It's hot, yeah.

Jesus Christ, Brent. Yeah, well, I haven't felt it, Chris. I've never pissed on my body. So would you have a two in there? Oh God. Oh, no, no, no. That's too far. Yeah, no, not, not, not for,

let's always getting paid a lot. How much? This is how it happens. So I think we could go back to the armory and get those pickles at some point. Yeah. And get the pickle and the juice. It's crazy how you'll just find random stuff like that.

Like we were... Like the unknown factor is what is the challenge? I mean, just that much pickle juice. Also, you know, anyone who's you people reach in with their hands Yeah, so it's got like a lot of hand juice. But it's just like is anything added to it? Is it like a prop pickle jaw? Like why would the pickles left that? Well, that's what is is shifty about it.

But I mean with the pickle, it's already weird enough to where at some point someone took a cucumber Through it in a jar of vinegar and left it out for a long time So to me like finding pickle like an actual pickle like out somewhere. It's not as weird. I hate cucumbers Really love pickles. Oh my god. I will just let out a cucumber gross Oh my god, I will just light out a cucumber gross Like not even cut it up. Just I feel like great crunch. I feel like if a cucumber touches any of my food I can taste it. You're insane like if there was cucumber close to my food. I know it Like I it's it's so overpowering to me. It's all I can taste. I never had a cucumber sandwich That sounds awful. No, I have not. It's such a neutral taste though.

Like, what is it? I don't know what it is. I must taste it different than other people. Maybe. It's just like so strong. I remember I used to have cream cheese and cucumber sandwiches. Oh cool. Sounds good. What? Yeah, because it would be like, oh yeah, nice, a little bit crunch. Oh yes. One of the gross things I ever ate was one time I was flying to the UK.

I think I had like, was it like a butter sandwich? Or though it was a cheese. Butter and cheese sandwich. No, it was a cheese and tomato sandwich. Yeah, that was it. It's like, that's a classic sandwich, dude. I love one of those right now. That was in Australia.

I was so happy. I was like, our flight was delayed. We'd finally taken off. I was starving and the flight tickets came by. We're giving everybody sandwiches. I was like, yes, you know, by we're giving everybody sandwiches. Yes, you know fucking sandwich It's a cheese and tomato The crust was cut off. I was like how wasteful is this?

How much do you put into when you make yourself a sandwich? I put a decent amount of work I bet you I could make you a cheese and tomato sandwich that you would love maybe that should be the sequel to the steak off English sandwiches gross English sandwiches off Office steak off the office skip off. Yeah it's not a skip off until Gus goes there. No. The first one we were up here with was the office suck off. The suck off never happened. What are you sucking off? You have to suck as high as possible. It was it was it was attaching the watcher straws together. Yeah. Because you can't suck. you can't suck above 10 meters because of the universe and physics. Maybe on a different planet.

Maybe it depends on the guy. Depends on the guy? Yeah. No, I think it's like physically impossible. Like there is a guy doing it. Yeah, like it just boils off. Have we ever bought a dog into space like in zero gravity? Yeah, I'm sure, really?

They could have bunch of dogs in space. Yeah. And monkeys. Was the first one, was the first one was Lika? Lai, k, a, Lika. Was there any video of them like trying to get around in zero gravity? I think so.

This video have a cat trying to do it. Soviet space dog, one of the first animals in space, the first animal to orbit the earth, like a, I don't think like a came back. I don't think many animals came back. Yeah. I think I think that dog thought, like, did that dog realize it's like,

I'm doing something historic with the dog, you know? No, it didn't close it in. It was like, it's my ancient ancestors would be so shocked. This is a stymah, historical dog right now. It's like tumbling through the air. I do think though, like dogs who go in helicopters a lot, like president dogs, they understand what's happening. I feel like they understand, they are leaving,

because like I think a dog understands how a car works. All right, a dog is traumatized by the change. This is like freaking out, like where am I gonna end up? Nah, some dogs love helicopters. What? Can we put that on a shut? People love grapes, dogs hate grapes, some dogs love helicopters.

It's like that's a trilogy, nobody knew they wanted until right now. I know Bush's dog, he was on helicopters all the time. Then I feel like he probably sat by the window. I think a dog could conceptualize how what's happening, he's going. Dogs are before the bike call. He's like jumping really high.

What's that? Dogs don't understand beds. I think dogs either traveling or that not. They didn't really comprehend how they are getting for me to be. Just like, this thing vibrates a lot and whoa, look at the crap out there. I saw on Reddit once a couple of years ago, someone was talking about how traveling in a car

must be to their dog, right? Like he's like, I take my dog with me everywhere. We get in the car, sometimes we go to the park, sometimes we go to the vet, you know, wherever, like he lists a bunch of places. And he says, as far as I know, the dog doesn't understand that I'm controlling the car, sometimes we go to the park, sometimes we go to the vet, you know, wherever, like he lets us much places, and he says, as far as I know, the dog doesn't understand that I'm controlling the car. All the dog knows is that we get in the car

and we end up somewhere. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad. And he's like, so it's like the dog knows that we're gonna go on an adventure together. We don't know where we're going, but we're gonna have fun. So it doesn't hold you responsible. Right.

And during the time in the box that's moving, the owner just ignores it. Right. So you just go silent, doesn't play with me, and then with somewhere else's bullshit. He's doing what I thought. I'm gonna thought about it that way. It's like it really kind of like,

turn my thoughts about that kind of on end. Yeah, I totally see that. And a dog in space. Who knows what it is? I imagine like running like, so I mean space. Who knows? Imagine like running like. So I mean, they didn't just let him float around the ice. You know, I assume it was just a dog leash to something with just a bunch of tubes in its arm.

Yeah, like monitoring its vital. Yeah, what I read was that at the time, because it was one of the first animals in space, they weren't sure if humans could survive the launch conditions or could survive in space at all. So they sent the dog to see if it could survive the launch conditions or could survive in space at all. So they sent the dog to see if it could survive the launch. And if it would survive being in space. I guess with today's technology,

they could have just sent up a bunch of cellarumas and like technical equipment that we like. Yeah, they'll survive. I think no matter what they probably still sort of a living thing just because like the unknown, you know, it's like, I feel like today, that'd be a human who would be like, I'll do it. I'll be a historical human. Yeah. Gus is going to Mars, Shane. Yeah, soon.

You want to. So I want to talk about something real fast. We a few weeks ago, Bernie floated an idea that we should do a live event for our A.L.A. anniversary for the podcast, which is 10 years, which it's a couple of decades. So we're going to do one, but before I give details about it, I want to say something.

So we're going to do this live event in Austin, and we're going to have a link to RSVP. Please do not RSVP unless you seriously are going to go to this because we don't want a bunch of people from out of state who aren't doing have any intention to come in RSVPing and preventing someone who is here and could really go. We don't want them to have a bad time. So please, when we put up the link, only RSVP, if you seriously plan to attend. What? Brand is groaning. Well, we did a show recently and we had to have a, we did three times a week and about

40 guests in the show. And it was- Do you wanna say what show is? Yeah, well, I mean, I think we talked about it. It's like basically the Joel show. And we had guests like a few guests every week, like Rupert Teeth people and some funny experts, comedians. And when you just throw it out like that,

it's like South by Southwest. People are just gonna like click, click, click, click. But I think our listeners and our viewers are better than those South by Southwest people. But I got a great idea for you. Let me finish. Let me finish. I'm sorry.

I'm trying to give them the information. So we're doing a live podcast next Monday, December 12th at the Rattel Inn here in Austin. We'll have a link. Yep, there it is. If you go to RTpodcastslive.evintbrite.com, you can RCP. You have to be 21 or over. That's the catch.

It is a bar. So if you are over 21 and you will be in the Austin area of December 12th, you should come check it out. We'll be doing a podcast live in celebration of the eighth anniversary of the Roosteried Podcast. I don't know. Do we know the capacity? Can I go?

We don't know. 112. I'll see if I can find out. I'll get up here. Oh, so it said taping, so we do have to record this on tape, so we're not lying. It's weird that that's still the term. I actually like it's not recording.

Recording? I would always say recording. Let's say I would say recording. I'm trying to back stuff up to tape maybe. No, it's tape costs. Lata backed up to tape. It looks like there are 175. Isn't capacity.

So there you go. I'm not taking tape. Tapinging is a noun like you wouldn't say I'm going to a recording of Jay Leno that I'm going to a taping of. I think it's so. I don't know. Taping and filming is still used even though it's usually inaccurate. Yeah. Filming myself. Would you be with that if I went without a film camera and just done my camera? I mean, I would. I went to film camera and just started making me out with it? I've been on podcasts with Brandon a long time. Do you want to talk about your bachelor party? I feel like actually that's a post podcast story.

I don't know. Because it involves a lot of different variables. Oh, pay one thing. That's good though, right? I mean, we do want good post podcast. Okay. Yeah. You got him, bud?

Let me see first member branded story Hey Siri at 9 p.m. We mind me to ask Brandon about his bachelor party So funny happened recently. I guess I just enabled that hey Siri thing I hadn't I used it before and I was in the middle of playing GTA, and I said something that wasn't hay-serie, but it detected it as me doing it. And I was like, oh, sorry, I don't know what you're talking about,

kind of response. And I was like, yeah, I'm not talking to you, Siri. When I was watching the video back on my phone, it happened again, but I forgotten that it happened. So it just randomly interrupted the video with, oh, sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. And I was like, Oh, and then in the video, I go, shut up Siri. I'm not talking to you. I was like, what?

Weird. It like can hear itself. Weird. You know what? I have a, one of my ex-girlfriends. I was a bump to do recently and we were talking. Her name is K-Serie. And so, and so she had to turn that off because she like enabled Haseyri and then she'd be having conversation and stuff

and then she'd be like, yeah, my name is K-Serie blah blah and then her phone would be like, do do do do do do. She's like, what? I don't know what my phone is doing and then she realized, because K-Series and Hay-Series sound so similar.

What is that like Spanish for a cheese shop, what's it mean? What? What? The one thing I know, the great thing about that feature is if you don't know where your phone is, but you know it's somewhere in your apartment and you just scream, hey Siri, it'll hear you and be like, I'm over here.

That's, I've never used it for that here. I've never used it for that actually. I've never used it for that because I know where my phone is. I'm a responsible adult. Well, I sometimes lose it in the couch and I'll press the button on the watch that pings it. Probably the most useful feature of the watch to be honest. Where the hell's the phone at? Yeah, I've never had that problem.

I've never had that problem. I don't wanna put that out. Because you can't spell it, you don't know. I don't know. Because he can't spell it. You don't want to reveal them as a... No, I mean, I already said, no, I just, I don't feel confident spelling it without looking at it. Like, without writing it down. Wait, this is your ex-gopher?

Yeah. I can spell it. Paul and I can never remember her name. Like, you might have dated her for three months and it took us like two and a half months to remember her name. We're like, we know it's really weird. Her name? Kacer's name, yeah.

Oh, Kacer, I thought you, Paul, you and Paul can remember Paul. No, no, no, no, we're like, it's just weird. So we're like, oh, hey, how's your lady? How's your lady? And then when we broke up, you're like, thank God. I'm so worry about that

I mean, you don't gonna go for spelling of it K E S A R I That's way simpler than I was expecting Double check it seems right at all. I don't You know We should we shouldn't make this a regular segment on the podcast. Chris Spell stuff. Yeah, that was right.

Nailed it, nice. Chris Spell, it's like I'm back in preschool. Chris Spell stuff and skips. That was always one piss, sis bet. It's all cumcumple circle. Oh, jeez. I always thought that was one of the most bullshit things to do in school. Spelling?

Spelling. It's important. Yeah, but I felt like it was never anything difficult. I can, to this day, I've tried, like there are some words where it's like, I don't have to spell this, I'll look it up. All right, now I know. There is one word that I can never remember how to spell, no matter how much I try and remember it.

Hemeroid. I can never nail that spell in the first time. A-E-M-M-O-R-D-V-O-R-R-E-M-O-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R- RR OH OID. Oh, I don't know. It's the it's the amount of M's that always flameless. It's me or are I'm a flameless. I'm actually and and how many and when the second age comes in. It's like I'm our our H one other word diarrhea right like those are one two words that have RR. I think you're following me.

I was in an anal word you're going gonna want to work in a couple of eyes in a night. My mind's kind of blown. How do you get hemorrhoid? No, I'm playing Rainbow Six on the fucking concrete floor or what was the other game I played? It happened again recently. The second time I did it, the second time it wasn't nearly, oh, it was a, it was a shadow run. It was a shadow run, Hong Kong, I think. Or maybe Dragon Ball.

So what, with a hemorrhoid? What is actually, I assume it didn't like prolapse out of your butt. No, no, no. It was just like lumpy in a butt. Okay. You really wanna know what it's like? Yeah.

So imagine you're taking a dump, right? Like let's say you're sitting on the toilet and you're taking a shit. You know how a play-to-thing has like, can make it like a star or like a circle or a half. Imagine if like you're making a half moon because something's sticking to me. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no. It's like kind of like a whole. Oh, no. That's best. That's what it's like and And the half moon hurts it hurts so bad Yeah, sometimes is there something you could do to make yourself constipated for like a week Like a lot of grass like a bear the problem so you don't want that because then you have a bigger Riding like a solid mass.

Yeah, but you wait. What did I do? Just draining. I made that mistake. Now we're getting into, we're getting into like the part of the story I didn't tell last time. So this last time I had one when I was playing

Shadow Runner or whatever, I thought the same you did. Like if I just take a bunch of emotive, I'll back my shit up. And then the, it'll heal. So instead of a Hoffman was it totally clips? Yeah, it was That was so painful because it was not by the I had to shit before the hemorrhoid was healed And it was it was rough. It was it was not good. So how long did last?

God, I don't remember maybe a week I want to see maybe about a week we can I bet you didn't get that squad I'm not taking a dump. I'm sorry. What how long could you go without taking a week? I want to say maybe about a week. We can have a- What? How long do you think we've got to go to that? We've got to go to that. I'm sorry, what? How long could you go without taking a dump? I take a dump every day.

No, but if you're like a contest a week. I could not make it a week. If you lived in England, you can make it a week. Why? I don't know, just pooed less there. I didn't, I don't know. I think like a camping trip, I didn't go for like five days. I mean, I don't think that's healthy. It was just like, I wasn't eating food that makes you go. Yeah don't know, I think like a camping trip, I didn't go for like five days. I mean, I don't think that's healthy.

It was just like, I wasn't eating food that makes you go. Yeah, yeah, I actually go like every three days. Like, depending upon what you're doing, if you're more active and you're like using up more energy and stuff and you're eating stuff, it's like, you're not eating like shit, your body's just gonna use more of it. So there's less weight.

It's like on a really hot shoot or something if you just keep chugging. Uh, on me. keep chugging. On me, keep chugging water. You don't need a piece. I guess I'm sweating out. Yeah, so there are things you could do. Like this one is saying, depending upon what you're eating and your activity

and you're like, whatever, how long could you go without pooping? Oh man, yeah, I don't know if I could make it three days. My poo frequency went up through the roof when I moved to the US. You know, I never thought of it. I started drinking coffee at the same time. Never used to have coffee before.

And this food is different, different diet. I only like, you know, three to five days. That's why like if I don't poop, I feel less of an inclination to shower. Like if I poop, I'm absolutely gonna shower shower like so you go some days without showering like on a weekend yeah but unless I put them like I got it I feel disgusting I feel the need at the weekend to still and I got all those baby wipes to be presentable even on a non-unileve house well I still want to shower and

like brush my teeth and get ready for the day like eight in the morning I don't do anyway I remember what day was I think eight in the morning. Man, I didn't know if I'd do anyway. I don't remember what day it was. I think it was Sunday. I woke up and was like, yeah, I'm gonna get some coffee before I take my shower. I'm gonna run down this little coffee shop close to where I live.

Gonna get a little cup of coffee, come back home, drink some coffee, play some final fantasy then take my shower. It was like, it's gonna be fine, it's fine. It's totally fine. Walking into the coffee shop and as I'm going up to the counter, there's like this kind of cute girl who just ordered coffee, and she's walking out,

I was like, oh, girl's kind of cute, and get up in line, order my coffee, and like whatever I'm done, I'm waiting, and I'm like sitting there on my phone, you know, like tap, tap, tap, tap, and then that girl walks up to me, she's like, are you Gus from Rooster T? Oh my gosh, shit.

She's like, oh my god, my boyfriend's a huge fan, I gotta take a photo with you, I was like, yeah. It's like I have a shower, I look like shit. I don't know. Hey, look, that's fine. I was, how should I sleep? She's cute. She knows she is. I was at, uh, definitely.

I was at Walmart, like wearing a white beater and a giant jacket, going to get, like I had a shower. I was going to get a haircut. Which, wait, a shower before a haircut. Wait, and then... And then... No, no, I didn't shower. Did you go to cut your greasy hair? Well, it wasn't that greasy.

I showered the day before. It was fine. But it was one of those things, and I bumped into a friend, and I started talking to my friend, and then two guys came up, and they're like, Hey, are you Chris from Rupertie?

And I'm like, I wanted to be like, No! And they're like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm like, I wanted to be like, no. And they're like, yeah, yeah, I'm like, I'm like, and like, they want to get a picture of like, I'm like, I haven't showered or anything, I'm going to get a haircut. And they're like, you're getting haircut at Walmart? I was like, yeah, I don't, like, I don't, I don't have standards.

We're never gonna get them as a sponsor now. Well, for now, eight, Walmart, if you don't have standards. Well, I mean, I think Walmart's fine, but like, how many people get haircuts at Walmart? One. The least one. Usually the people buy in the kitty pools. So, really interesting tweet here, maybe the most interesting tweet that's ever been generated using the hashtag RT podcast.

Oh, interesting. What? This is Matt Castelana. The reason both diarrhea and hemorrhoid both have the RRH is because Ria slash Royte is from an old Greek word, reo meaning flow. So there you go. That is interesting. I had to fact check and I copied a piece of that into Google to make

sure that that's actually what that meant. And he wasn't, he wasn't full of shit. Well, interesting choice of words. Yeah, yeah. It was, it was an accident. I'm not that, I'm not that clever. I think that the worst time for, because I had a week recently when, in the last few months where I kept having to go to LA for stuff that I kept needing to be in the office the next day So I kept taking red eyes in the same way. Oh, well, there was I know during the streamies Yeah, you I'm you're in L you flew into LA that afternoon. Yeah, and then There's streamies and then you flew back the night of the streamies.

Do you flew back that night? Yeah, so I went to the streamies, one, a little bit of partying, and then at 12.50 I flew. That's where you went. Yeah, I was like, where did Gavin do it? I flew to Dallas. I landed at 5am in Dallas, then flew to Austin, landed at about 8. And then I went straight into Achiminhanade to do the Destiny raid, because that was the only day that we could finish the raid, and I had to be in it

because I was in the beginning. And I kept, I did that twice in the same week. And being recognized in the airport, like five in the morning after you just, well, I've been to an award thing, I've been drinking, and then you land, you haven't really slept. It's like, your mind is so not on the possibility of being recognized. I remember just being like, I'm like, so tired. Are you coming from Riste? Yeah. It's like so taken out of the mind. I was in.

That happened at a, our, me and Aaron have a friend, another bachelor's study, a bachelor story party on like Bourbon Street, New Orleans, where it was like I was so incoherent. Yeah, like I don't even like, I'm so bit normal. I don't know. I only knew the great bachelor story party. We're gonna get until story. It's just so rough being recognized at a time where you don't, you don't want to disappoint.

Cause I assume that person was like, yeah, I met Gavin from receipt and he was just like, kind of like a weird tired, so like, drowsy dude, really say much. It's just bad impression. Yeah, so he, that guy, real fast, Matt Castelano or whatever his name was, had a follow up. Hemeroid is from Hima meaning blood and reo meaning flow.

Diarrhea is Daya meaning true and reo flow. So what was the first one in hemeroid? Blood. Know what was the word? Hima. So what's Greek for hymen? I don't know. You got me questioning some stuff now.

Because Heimann, that sounds like period. Yeah, the flow. Heimann, yeah. So we learned our Greek. So what's the Greek, yeah, what is the Greek for period? It must be something heroic. I'm sure Matt Castelano will tell us here in just a few minutes.

Hurry, here. I'm sure Matt Castelano will tell us here in just a minute. I'm sorry. It's, uh, yeah. I'm, uh, Origin is, origins of words is pretty interesting. Words are so, and it's all there. So like, not that change is, like the origin of the word doesn't change. But nobody looks it up and nobody remembers it.

Do you think it'd be helpful in life if you were to learn Latin? Yeah. Because I mean, so many of like, you know, the base know the base I took roots in our word in in English or I think it would only kind of useful if you wanted to be a dot-pia small I never need that I took two years of Latin in high school and I'll tell you like if you want to know like word origins you may as well just learn like any of the romantic languages like more I know more of that from knowing Spanish and I do have to have taken Latin yeah and that's way to learn Spanish or you know one of those languages a lot more useful than learning Latin so didn't weren't Catholic

church masses in Latin till like the 60s that would have been way cooler why I don't know just like no one can just like oh you know it mean, it's like reason why like you could just tune out You just kind of like enjoy the ambiance. It's kind of like being where you got married was cool Oh, man, I zoned out so much like oh geez, so you zoned out No, this thing what we're thinking about while you're getting married so so No, this is thing. What were you thinking about while you were getting married? So, so, so what I've always thought, always said this. I've always said this.

Why am I cless? You can tell how hardcore a church is by how bloody the Jesus is. And the Jesus that was mounted at the church in which we got married was like bleeding out of like every orifice. His knee caps, he was missing, his knee caps, like there were just holes and you just saw bone, like it was depth to it. There was like an inch of stuff missing

and all I could do was stare at it because it looked like I was looking at the priest and I just like analyzed like every inch of the bloody Jesus. So yeah, that was not a good day for Jesus. Why was it leading from the same year? I don't know, you were like, that was not a good day. Like Jesus is here there.

It's like, it's usually like, Nailini chan, Nailin the feet, stab wound in the gut and thorn crown, right? Yeah, where else is that? I think like maybe if they drag you and you're me, or drag you against the ground. To be fair, I remember sitting next to Gus and we were talking about how bloody the Jesus was

and then Gus was like, have you seen Super Strong Jesus? No, buff Jesus. Oh no, that Jesus, he had a six pack. No, no, no, no, control room. Can you all look up Korean buff Jesus? I don't see if I can find it too. A lot of Jesus has had good abs.

That Jesus had pretty good abs. Cause he'd been's been starving to that thing like yeah, no, no, no, but it's toned not just ribs like a tone Jesus with no blood, but just had a black guy. I found it. I'm gonna see if I can I'm gonna try to mirror it here. So it was about 20 minutes I

couldn't understand a thing. Oh my god. Look at that. That looks like Zeus. It looks like, or Atlas. He's got so many abdomen muscles. Oh my God, he's got like a 24 pack. The thing is, it looks like he's working. It's like he's, he's doing,

he's like, I can lift up my entire body and I'm nailed to it. No. It's like he's just doing some core workout. It's like, grip doesn't do it for me. Now my ass is, now what there's some pull-ups, there we go. It was like grip doesn't get me. Now my ass is in that one. There's some pull ups. There we go.

It was, that statue is in Korea and it's really out of the way. It wasn't anywhere near where I was gonna be when I was there for a couple of weeks. I was trying to figure out a way. Esther and I were like, we have to go see Korean buff Jesus. We couldn't figure out how to get out there. No. God, I'm actually not allowed to take him to stuff to death looking like that. I know. So much. I don't think he would have ripped down the things.

He would have, he would have, he would have just like got the Roman soldiers and been like, it's like when Hulk Hogan like does the Hulk out thing while he was like, oh, oh, oh, bam. Oh man. Oh, yeah, that's, that's great. I do not think I can get a screenshot of the Jesus for the LinkedIn. Not probably not. Let me, uh, let me read this other thing here. Uh, what do I mind if I'm in this episode of the podcast? Pod me. Go again.

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having had a chance yet. Hopefully next time I'm in L.A. Where are the shopping centers in L.A.? No, there's one. It's actually close to the full screen office out there. It's in, shit. Before, it was in Culver City. Gotcha.

So it's really close. I saw a story about a Amazon I think it's an Amazon grocery store And I think it's market is Amazon now and I was like was the Amazon go? I'm not sure but it was just like an actual store you walk into and basically as soon as you walk in you scan your phone And then after that all you got to do is go pick up whatever you want and you walk out of the store. That's it. It knows when you pick something, you don't got to go to a cashier or anything, you just grab it and walk out the door. On a rules. How do they know? No, they track it. And then it's also the commercial was super, it was like, we use like smart technology,

like cars and you just explain the store. I mean, like, yeah, I know, they just threw out a bunch of tech buzzwords. I was all about it because they said they use robot cars. And then, that's cool. I mean, I'm all up for, like the credit card is what like 55 years old or something? Is it that old?

Well, like plastic cards, maybe not credit. Maybe debit was first. I don't know. That's pretty all tech and we're still using it. Well I think in the first universal credit card which could be used was introduced by diners club in 1950. Wow. Damn. And then American Express established in 58.

Well then in Apple stores you can walk in and use your phone to buy stuff. I never trust that. I'm convinced if I do that, and then American Express was established in 58. Well, then in Apple stores, you can walk in and use your phone to buy stuff. I never trust that. I'm convinced if I do that, they're gonna think I'm shoplifting. I know, I know me too, but. Typically check it, though.

Like, when you walk into a door, they're like, let me see that. Do you know that? Nope, I've never, I've never, I've never, you've just walked straight out the door. Yeah. I've always been stopped at the door. Oh, I never have.

And I'm always nervous, like, as I walk to the door, I'm like, looking around, I must look suspicious. I'm like, are you gonna stop me? Is I never have. And I'm always nervous, as I walk to the door, I'm like looking around, I must look suspicious. I'm like, are you gonna stop me? Is this gonna happen? And I like walk out and like, I feel like I got away with some, like, I did it. The first time I was doing it, I was really excited.

And then one of the Apple employees came to offer to help, because you know, nice guy. I was like, no, no, no, no, go, go, go, go, go, you're ruining this for me. I wanna go in and not interact with anybody. Hey, nice guy. I'd love to hear from someone who works in Apple store, whether you are supposed to show your phone, I guess, to someone on the way out,

or whether you're a supposed to just walk. You're not. That's not how it's marketed. It's just like take a picture. I mean, sometimes when you'd like talk to the clerk, they'll ask you to go on a paper receipt or they'll just email it to you. So like, you don't even have a receipt. So you get to the door and you're like, yeah, I've got the email yet. Well, I mean, like, you have people,, so you get to the door and you're like, yeah, I've got the email yet. I don't know. Well, I mean, yeah, people standing at the door with iPad, so I imagine once you buy something from that store, they might just get a little pop-up.

They're sort of those really fat iPhones, like the iPhones with the old Rubin's back then. Yeah. The barcode reader and all that shit. I got to say, most people who work at the Apple Store are annoying as hell. Why is that? It's not just like way over the top.

Like what? If you ever had like a nice interaction with people in there? Yeah, I don't. Most of my interactions again. That was one guy. Why, you say they're over the top and they're not nice? It's not not nice. It's just like they try and be, they're like, intrusively annoying, in my opinion.

You know, give me an example. Okay, I'm you. Yeah. Hello. I can't even think of an example. I want to go in and remember an interaction. But I remember walking away from most people, being like, man, that could have,

that whole interaction could have been done in like a third of the words. There was so much like fluff and filler there that I'm just not into. But they're trying to be nice or just impress you with like, it's probably them being nice and me interpreting is like, this isn't way.

Is this a British American? I think it is, yeah. Because the UK Apple stores are a little different. Mm-hmm. They got like a spot of tea when you walk in. I'm so sorry. I can't do, reply them, that means yes. That's exhausting to be that nice.

That's what impresses me the most about a strippers at a strip club is being that nice for that long. Seriously, like they are so, like that is the nicest anybody will ever be to you. Well, I rubbed in that gentleman. No, no, no, no, just general conversation. Like, oh, how are you doing? What are you here for?

Like, it's so positive and nice. Yeah. Like, when you walk into a strip club like oh how you doing what do you hear for like it's So positive nice Yeah, like you walk into a strip club. It's pretty clear what you know No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the beer. Like general conversation. They've got great reward for your collotto. Oh, if only I want to be here. I've been like, Gus, I cannot be on this podcast. I need a peanut collotto from a strip club by the airport. No, but I mean, seriously, they are very, very, very, very nice. And for like the whole ship that that to me is that's extremely impressive. Well, what other place you can go to eat where it's a I guess like hooters or twin peaks where it's just if you want you can have one of the

weight is just come and sit with you and pretend to care about you. Brush runs. I don't think that's an option. That's not option. No, I'm the secret menu. Like what are a fake girlfriend? Oh, okay. It's who it is not like that. I, I'm the secret menu. Like what are a fake girlfriend? Oh my, okay, it's a, it's not like that. I know Twin Peaks, you can like, or bikinis, you can have someone like come sit with you, right? I think this is a big girl.

It'd be nice. No, that's like, sometimes you go in and you'll see a dude on his own, just with one of the people who work there like to the entire meal. And I think they have to like pretend to, maybe like a tip twerk. That being said, have to pretend to, maybe they get tipped well. That being said, all right.

So the other night, last night, I was like, we finished, finished shooting, love the Losers, and then I went home, I'm like, The show's not wrapped, you finished for the day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. And I went home, I was like, didn't have anything to eat. So I'm like, I'm gonna go eat, and I'm maybe do a little work of, I go to this restaurant. Restaurant, there's no one in the restaurant. Because I also went at like, you know,

9.30 or 10 or something, like 30 minutes before the close. 40 minutes before the close. I sit there and I'm just like, you know, sitting there eating and I'm like, I'm my phone, like, pull up my laptop, doing a little, like, I've never done this, by the way. Okay, yeah, I've never eaten a load in a restaurant.

Is it good? Well, the waitress kept coming up to me and was like, do you need anything? She, I couldn't tell, I, she kept offering me free. She was like, do you want to try the stew? I'm like, sure, I'll try the stew and then I'm like, do that and then I finish eating and I pay and I'm like, I'm gonna finish this thing, I'm gonna,

I'm typing up and go. Is it because it's rather like a young, decent looking dude is in there eating alone? And it's also Chris. But then she kept, she was like, you want some tea? I'm like, no, I'm good. It's like, it's on the house. It's ass of tea.

I'm like, all right, I'm sleepy. You know? But it's like, she's just like kept, like, I don't know, I feel like I got more attention than I've ever had from a way She's probably bored We could have been there. I was the only person there. I was sitting by myself I mean the way I see it if you're at work and you have work to do time goes a lot faster

Then like sitting in the back to a linear thumbs. Yeah, so she's probably just like being extra attentive maybe Wish you cute You're gonna say the restaurant? No. No? No. I want to go there by myself, no. I'm gonna go free-student, pretty.

You never eat another restaurant by yourself? It's awesome. No, I mean, mainly because I don't have a car. And the effort of walking to a restaurant, what's with that? Why haven't you got in a car? It's the whole thing. I just don't... Okay. restaurant. What's with that? Why haven't you got in a car? Uh, it's the whole thing. It's I just don't okay. If it's I've already told them on the podcast, then okay, that's fine. Basically, you know the quick version. Yeah. Okay, the way I live in this

country, right? Having no rights in this country to stay, I, I not to make any mistakes really. So if I accidentally run someone over for crashing someone, break their neck or something, it's gonna be very bad for me. If I'm a passenger, I can't ever be responsible for that. That makes it complete, Tim. When I get a green card, hopefully, that'll be less finishing.

Then you'll know the right people over as much as you want. Well, with a green card, I won't have to worry about it as much. Yeah. Because I have the right to enter and I have, like, they won't just deport me and... Well, you know, or... When are you gonna get a green card? I'm trying for ages, Brandon.

Should Mary Chris? Super easy. You want to be alone anymore? Yeah. No, I used to, I like eating by myself. I did a lot. When I used to, before she's when I had my other job, I would travel by myself a lot and it was awesome

to go eat by myself. Even with, we should cheat sometimes. Like whenever a lot of us go somewhere like a workout at RTX and Sydney I'll avoid everyone else else going by myself It's so much of a hassle to eat with a large group. It really is. It's a it's much easier just to go and eat by myself Same with travel just traveling in general with a bunch of big group. I I've had I mean, I've traveled a lot on my own too in random cities But I'll always just get roost.

if there is Not I'll just go and like find food somewhere. Yeah, tonight you should stand up place go go eat by yourself It's so free. I always do it as like I'm gonna go work some, you know, like I do as an excuse to do work I really don't get much work done. I just want to say just so you don't have a good place to come to work. Well, I'm hungry. So I'm hungry. What?

Oh, Lord, I'm sorry before you get to your thing. Right now, Chris, you, you, you have a home, a place where you live. There's a refrigerator in this home. What is in the refrigerator at your home right now? A lot of stuff for mixing alcohol. Not a lot of food, I don't have any food. Does mixers have a refrigerator full of mixers? Yeah.

What are your favorite mixers? Like what mixers do you have in your fridge? I don't, they're not for me. Okay. I don't really use mixers. You're straight whiskey guy Yeah, or beer, you know, or I'll just drink it like maybe I'll put like water or ice or something If I'm gonna be I also you know, I have mixers for like company Okay, you're very thoughtful. Yeah, I'll like buy stuff. I'm like cuz you know

Different things that are canned like little canned pineapple juices. Well, nothing, I know everything's prepped, I'm gonna come over more. I can make you make me a peanut collada. Yeah, I don't have a single peanut collada, but don't even do that. What, what is it, your fridge? In my fridge right now, I have cold brew coffee, eggs, some kimchi, cheese, butter. That sounds good. I eat out a lot. Some kimchi, cheese, butter. That sounds good. I eat out a lot. Uh, apples.

Oh shit. Um, you keep apples in the fridge? Yeah, nice and cold. You're like cold apples. It just makes them too hot. Oh, so good. You gotta have a room temperature apples, or is that it? Oh, soda water for, for, for mixers.

Yeah, no milk. No milk. I, no milk. I've got milk. That's from Thanksgiving. I think condiments, mustard, ranch dressing, ketchup. Quite a full fridge. Yeah, it's not. There's no food.

It's just all like condiments and... So stuff to go with food. So it's... Eggs of food. Yes, eggs of food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's in your fridge, Gavin? I mean, I feel like the conversation is not interesting enough to go completely down the couch. I'm curious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, That was a good pop pop pop baby well. You know I've got commercial now all right. I don't want yeah a little bit less for

Sanwiches and like to make turkey and mayo and mustard or cucumber cream cheese sandwich. I don't do that here I don't eat anything that any like English stuff. Yeah, cuz it's a weird different like bacon hits sucks us. No I'm sorry our bacon is better So crispy bacon man What about you Gavin I mean not Gavin that Brandon got anything good in your fridge? It's full. It's absolutely full and there's never anything to eat I look in there and I'm like looking over everything I'm like there's nothing in here that I can make it's the only thing is I have turkey

I have cheese and mustard for sandwiches. Those are my sandwiches. Do you guys ever buy pdolites? Sandwiches? Pdol, would you say? Pdolites? When I'm sick. It's also, yeah, yeah, it's supposed to be really good for hangovers.

What is it? It's like baby vomit stuff. What? Look at what? That is the best way to describe pdolites. That's what it says in the bottle. It's baby vomit stuff. No, no, it's like to rehydrate you.

It's like water with a lot of electrolytes. It's like super concentrated. It's like Gatorade on steroids. Like if you had really bad diarrhea, or vomiting, like bad food poisoning, it's something you would drink to keep yourself hydrated. Yeah, so it's like, it's like one of those things is like you've been drinking.

I'm gonna, I don't wanna be hung over. You chug some of this super concentrated gatorade. Pea-like. So why don't we just drink this instead of water? Just in everyday life. Oh, you don't want to drink it. Just, it's like really syrupy. It's like kind of drinking like a multiple popsicle.

But like, yeah, that's not. But it works. It's probably more expensive than water, too. Yeah. You may as well expensive than water too. Yeah. You may as well just drink water. So before we move on, can't you say what I was going to say about the uses of the flow. So I was saying like, oh, you know, like eating by yourself,

it's cool, it's freeing. I will say the last time I did it was not great. Paula was working on Thanksgiving. If you told honestly, I felt bad. Let me, let me say. OK, go ahead. Paula was working on Thanksgiving. If you told honestly, I felt bad. Let me, let me. Okay, go ahead. Paul was working on Thanksgiving. And, you know, we didn't make any Thanksgiving food, no turkey, no anything. And the only place that was open was Curbulane.

So I was like, well, it'd be kind of nice to eat something. That's not like a ham sandwich. So I went to curbulane alone on Thanksgiving and had pancakes. See that's it. It was just me alone outside. I brought Penny the pug. So it was just the two of us alone on Thanksgiving night eating pancakes. Didn't even eat turkey? No, they didn't. I thought they would have like a special Thanksgiving't even eat turkey? I didn't. No, they didn't. I thought they would have like a special Thanksgiving meal

for it, but they didn't. I felt really bad, Brandon, because if, because I texted you like, have you think, you're, I said, I made some joke about you, and Paula having your first Thanksgiving or something. Yeah. Right. And then you're like, oh, I just ate pancakes alone.

And I was like, because my mom came for Thanksgiving, it was just me, my mom, and so I invited some friends and stuff. Like, what did you do? I invited people who are like, you know, like didn't have, like, you know, like, friends who didn't have like family and stuff. So I was like, oh yeah, yeah, come over, you know,

blah, blah, blah. So you're highlighting all the people you invited, but me. Yeah, well, but it's like, and I was like, oh, I should, you know, I was like, well, Brandon's got, you know, like, yeah, no, I was like, kind of seeing people who are like stranded for Thanksgiving. It wasn't a big deal or anything. And then you told me that I was like, I didn't invite Brandon. Well, he just, but in my head, I was like, Brandon just got married.

He's got like a pug. Oh, he's fine. He's fine. And stuff. Paul, you're also a family like in Texas. Yeah, but we couldn't travel because Paul was working. See, and then in my head I was like,

oh yeah, but it's okay. I understand. I have to talk so bad. I really did. I felt really, really bad. It's okay. Before you ask your dog's question, remember it. Joke show on Twitter, J-O-A-K show, said,

Oh sweet, baby bell Jesus. Gavin Friedens reminded me I have one baby bell cheese wheel in my fridge from weeks ago. Thank you. So you're welcome, we're reminded you got that. I like the, uh, the black rapid ones the best. So we're good. So what we gonna say? About dogs?

The dogs have a blood type. What? Okay, what a term in blood type. Like, there's all the We only need a blood type. We have a very rare blood type, but your dog shares it. What would you do? So, I'm going to ask you guys, I'm going to ask you guys, I'm going to ask you guys, I'm going to ask you guys,

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So I can take the dog blood? But it would kill your dog, cause dogs don't have enough blood to share it for humans. Oh, I'd probably take the blood. Yeah. Is that gonna fight the dog for me? Your dog? Your beloved dog.

Yeah, I feel like I basically Look at like this. I feel really gutted if if I was like, you know what? I'm gonna die But the dog can live dog can live on and then I eat I bet fit and then the dog gets run over like a week I feel really dumb. I'd be like I got to kill a dog I mean a human life should always be more important than an animal life. Well, unless it's your animal. I know. I feel like I just wouldn't be ready.

And I'd just buy another dog. No, it's terrible. I would hate the idea of killing an animal, but if it saves a human life, any life, I'd probably do it. Yeah. Any life. Would you do it? I don't have a dog. I have a Roomba that I made into it. Yeah. Any life. Would you do it? I don't have a dog.

I have a Roomba that I made into a raccoon. You were a co-op. Yeah. So, I just don't have blood. But what if the Roomba blood? Yeah, I would do it, because I could always tell another one. Oh, God, that's a tough one, man. I don't know.

I feel like nobody would want to, but you really shouldn't piss away a human life if the possibility is there to save it. For me, maybe. But anybody else? No. But Gus, here's the deal, is you need a lot of blood, so all your dogs. Like, and the dogs are so small.

It's like, we're gonna have... All right, so I come up to you guys and I'm like, Gus, I'm gonna die. Sorry man. I need all of your dog blood. She was getting on you. I'm gonna die Sorry man, all of your I need all of your dog blood She was getting away in you I'm like Gus please I I wouldn't be here anymore I'll live with my dog

I don't know why you're doing that I get mad at him for not sleeping in the bed You have to live in my house and sleep on that fucking bed I would do it I'm gonna rest in your life I'll sleep in that tub of pension man Alright, what about me? I said I'd You better look at me. I said I'd sleep on the bed though. I already committed to that. I can't save you Chris. I'm giving the bed to Chris. I forgot Save me guys. Oh no, I feel like I didn't

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Where's my money? Would you sell your dogs for $10 million? Yes. What, wait, what a million? Probably not. No, per dog. This is like the deepest episode. I don't know.

I don't know. Million per dog, I guess. I don't know. So you're saying my life is worth less than a million? That's okay. To me, yeah. Do you think I've not made you a million dollars? Did you just like, in my time?

No. Really? You're not worth anything to me. In the company, that. You have to go, benefit. Who cares about the past? I'm looking at the future. No, so you already got the pie.

I'm looking forward. The pie's a dog. The pie's a dog. That's done. I'm looking at the future. No, you already got the pie. I'm looking forward. The pie is a dog. That's done. I'm looking forward. It's a dog's life. They're so innocent. I just don't feel like every animal is pretty innocent. No.

Some animals are assholes. Yeah. Cats. Squirrels. Fuck squirrels. Squirrels on. Not innocent. They're innocent.

Dog dogs. If you want, it's like raccoons and stuff. They're real. So what makes what makes the blood type? I have no idea. I have no idea. You just like sell count or it's awake. I have a question.

It's like 3 a.m. in the UK. I cannot call Sally right now. What if it's a 3 a.m. What if? Oh yeah, what if. What if how many wait what are the names? Oh my god. Benjamin and Oswald. Okay. so what if Benjamin was dying?

And they're like, we need more dog blood. We're gonna need Oswald stuff. That is a tough question. Would you feed Oswald to Benjamin? Oswald might be the thing in the world that Esther loves the most. More than me, probably. I couldn't, and Benjamin is my dog. So I don't know that she would allow me to take her favorite thing in the world to save Bangerman.

What if both dogs were sick and they need your blood? They need your leg blood. And one leg gets removed for each dog. What? So you're in a wheelchair now without legs. Are you saying would you give up a leg for your dogs? Would you give up your legs for your dogs?

I don't know. I don't know. and one leg gets removed for each dog. What? So you're in a wheelchair now without legs. Are you saying would you give up a leg for your dogs? Would you give up your legs for your dogs? I don't know. What did it add years to their life? Yeah, no, I mean, it would just put it in. It would save their lives and they're gonna live for at least another five.

Oh man, I don't know. If it added 10 years to their life, well, take it away. Well, not your whole leg, just like the ankle down. The foot? Are there prosthetic feet? They've come a long way. You know something?

No, I mean, I'm just speaking out of my ass, but I feel like they've come a long way. Sure. Yeah? Sure. You would take both your feet off. Sure, why not? Wow.

Yeah, one free dog. You love those dogs. I love those dogs I could do that man I don't want to get a dog man I don't want those kind of questions those response about that who I feel like with a kid it's too easy everyone will always do everything for that kid but with a dog it's like how much like you said a dog is just so innocent and dependent on you to provide for it and protect it. Do you not think I'm innocent and dependent? No, no, no, no, no.

You are a little dependent. I have to give you a ride home after every podcast. Hey, I appreciate it. The best part of your dog's day is when you come home. Is the best part of your day when you see me? You? Yeah. That's a pretty solid pot.

Oh, that's nice of you to say. Yeah. Oh, it's in Brennan. You always like seeing people you hardly see. Let's a pretty solid part. That's nice of you to say. Yeah. Yeah. Like Simbrenner. You always like seeing people you hardly see. Yeah. Let's see who that goes. Gavin, I see you when I haven't seen you in a while. Been seeing quite a lot of you recently though. Yeah. Yeah. It's a speech in a peak. When I had to figure out what kind of health insurance I would get for my dog,

I was like, all right, it'll, she'll probably need this, this, this in her life. And I'm like, I'll come out ahead as long as she lives till 10. If she lives after 10, I might end up being in the hole. And it's weird to have to like process that information. Because then it's, I think that's how you're not gonna make money for dogs.

Well, I'm like, I know she'll probably have these health issues. I don't know if you're gonna make money for dogs. Well, I'm like, I know she'll probably have these health issues. This is how much it's gonna cost in a period of 10 years. This is how much I'll pay for health insurance. But if she lives after that, then I end up like probably spending too money. If you could transfer your dog's brain into a robot dog, but it would actually be your dog's brain only. That's the only organic part. And that's how you could save their lives, would you do it would actually be your dog's brain only. That's the only organic part.

And that's how you could save their lives. Would you do it into a robot dog? Yeah, be like exact same size, except it wouldn't have skin. And it would just be like a metal robot. Sure. Or only that's the easiest thing in the world would have prolonged their life. Yeah, life depends on how you define life.

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Does it feel like I want cat and dog blood and I also want shot blood? I want to know if there's types and shot blood. I just, I mean, if he's gonna, you know, I'm just gonna, because it shocks, they're getting cancer. Is that to do with the blood? Well, more to it than that. Is it pressure? Is it types of blood? that. Is it pressure? It's a blood. There are certain types of blood cancer. What is that?

leukemia? leukemia, yeah. That's blood cancer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that the most blank look on this face to that fact. Yeah. Does it seem like dogs don't get sick as much as humans? Like my dog, it just doesn't get sick.

I'm like, do you not get cold like you? I just don't know. That's what I get. That's right. And it's exactly like. When something's wrong with the dog, like I was thinking about like when my jaw hurt the other day, you know, I was looking at my dog.

I thought, if like if my dog's jaw hurt, I wouldn't know what was wrong with it. Yeah. Like it would like maybe not want to eat and would like, I don't know, would probably not want them. Dogs don't get as much interaction with other dogs. This human does with other humans. Oh, yeah, they're pretty much just stay in one place Oh, I mean like there's no equivalent of a cold for dogs

And dogs Kindle coffin stuff. Oh, yeah My mom's dog is dead Mom's dog dead a shit No, as in... What the fuck? It was in there! It was in there! Mom's dog dead as shit. It's alive. What? What should be dead? What? It's like...

You just changed it! You just changed it! It's like a friend he's dead! It's not actually dead. No, it freaks everyone out. So my mom took her... She can't... She can't for things giving, she took her dog. Her dog, it, it, one, it doesn't have bladder control,

it wears a diaper. Two, it, Oh, two. Two. Two, it, it, it, it, it, it, it doesn't have any teeth. And it's jaw collapse. Oh, one. And then three, it's, it, it's nose collapse. So it can't breathe. Oh, my God, put it down. It's got like, it's three it's nose claps. So can't breathe. For it's got like it's ears are

like scabbing over. And then and then I was like, Mom, you got it. You got to take this dog down. I was like, I was like, just like, just don't. He Yeah, just like, just like, look, he's just, he's not looking at us. You go from behind, I'll go from the side. She's like, no, he still wants to live. And I'm like, no, this dog is like, he's falling apart, mom. She's like, no, no, no, look, look, look, he's drinking water on his own. I'm like, that's not a accomplishment. Like, the fact that it drinks water on its own, she still has to feed it. She still has to hand feed it. That's not a compliment. Like, the fact that it drinks water on its own,

she still has to feed it. She still has to hand feed it. That's so sad. It's like the most fun story. How old is that dog? It's like 16 years old. Yeah. It's a little dog.

It's like, if you go back and look at the, the less play with my mom video I did a couple years ago, she's holding the little dog. That was like a hundred years ago. And at the same time. Our family dog, he's 16. The dog. That was like a hundred years ago. And I'm using it the same time. Our family dog, he's 16, the only health problem he has is he's deaf, which if I was 16 as a dog, I would not mind.

It's also blind. It's also blind. Come on, dude. It's also blind. So it's blind. It's got, scabbed is, it's nose collapsed. And it's got no teeth. Every time you're collapsed.

Chris, and it has no control of its bladder. Chris, you know, you know the right thing to do in the situation. I'm not getting to you I'm not doing that give it your blood my mom Here's the deal my mom would pick the dog over me Put its brain in a robot I do a roomba well, we're we're at about time to I do it in a room, but we're about time to wrap this up. So I want to thank everyone for watching this week's episode of the podcast. We will be broadcasting live from the Rattling downtown Austin next week. Can I get it right to that?

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