Rooster Teeth Podcast - Spiders Have Taken Over RTX w/ Kassem G. & Ethan Nestor - #758

Episode Date: July 11, 2023

Join Armando, Andrew, Griff with Special Guest Ethan Nestor & Kassem G as they discuss tarantula mating season and Austin's serial killer, find out how to get the most bang for your buck at conventions, and have Ethan vs. Kassem face-off in a game of Bottoms Up. This episode was sponsored by BetterHelp & HelixSleep! -This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first month. -Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Watch the full episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast for Free! -https://roosterteeth.com/series/rt-podcast Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome, RTX. How y'all feeling? Well, hell yeah. Welcome, uh, welcome to the, uh, the only podcast at RTX. It's the Rooster Teeth podcast. Maybe. Uh, I am one of your co-hosts or monitoras,

and with me as always is Andrew Rosas and Yeah, give it up for Griff The glue the glue that holds the podcast together if I say so And now he's in the middle. I think I make some of the glue. Yeah, and I'm also the stickiest I think I made some of the glue. Yeah, and I'm also the stickiest. So do he constantly. So do he constantly. And I think it would be fun if we actually just went one by one

and had every single person introduce themselves. Yeah, let's start in the back actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's going to be the whole show. America's first 400 host podcasts. We're breaking, we're breaking records. And they're all talking at the same time. Well, it's so good to be here. This is, this is actually our first RTX

together. It is. So they want to take a photo. Let's take a photo. They want to take a photo of us. Yeah. Hey, it's, uh, pot. Yeah, stay at bear with it. Everyone shut, shut, shut, shut. Shut the fuck up. Very serious podcast. Very serious. So serious. So serious. The only podcast that breaks down in the middle to make us look cooler than we are.

Oh man. Yeah, this is our first RTX together. It's been really nice. All of you have been so incredibly kind. Yeah, I was mostly expecting to get tomatoes thrown at me the whole weekend. Oh yeah. That's a really good compliment and saying nice things. I was mostly expecting to get tomatoes thrown at me the whole weekend. Oh, yeah I've always been giving compliments and saying nice things. I was very grateful It's been awesome people have been genuinely excited to see us and not just because when they see him they think he's Bernie back

It's been an absolute blast. How you have y'all had a good RTX so far? Yeah Good. Oh, yeah, all right. I do have a question. By round of applause, how many of you are visiting Texas? Oh, okay. Okay, it's meh, yeah. It's a pretty decent amount. And how many of you are from Texas?

They didn't fire their guns, I'm sorry. They'd pop out, you're somebody's sand style. These must be from Austin. Yeah, I do want to point out two things. One, less people, louder response. That's how you know. Sex is baby. That's Texas baby.

And secondly, something that we just found out, or at least I just found out, is how awful Texas is to hear me out. Don't get mad yet. Don't get mad yet. I mean, I'm not, this isn't RTP goes political, all right? I'm talking about, I just found out that every seven years. At clockwork.

The tarantulas come out for mating season. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no one told me that when they made me sign the lead when I was signing a lease to move here. No one was like, by the way, have you seen the tarantula clause? And I was like, oh, what's that? No, it's, I've been here. This is my 60 year here. So that means I guess a year before I moved here was the last time these guys were out doing their freaky little thing. And I genuinely, I genuinely upset. No one, No one told me it was coming. And you moved here. You were just moved here. I just moved here.

During tarantulas. So if you're not, if this isn't making sense to you, every, every seven years, the tarantulas come out of wherever tarantulas hang out. I mean, I assume like a crypt of coffins, grounds I think they it's the I have off 35 and 22. Actually, I think they run they're running the they're running the tables at the chilean with no tomorrow. The North of Mars 45th Chiles. Yeah, that's right. That's so just a bunch of coked out cigarettes smoking. Floating upside down in an L president a margarita. Yeah, every seven years these little fucking furry freaks come out. Literal eight-legged freaks. They're like it's because they're fucking.

Because they come out of wherever they're hiding and they mate and they do it. Every seven years like clockwork and this is the seventh year and they are out in full force. Shut up about the worst part. They stay until it gets cold and you guys are from Texas. When it's not going to get cold, it's not going to get cold until November. So we're going to have to deal with this until like November, December.

Yep, it's spider season. Like it's an old Navy event. I thought it was just weird local ad marketing for spider versus. Yeah. I remember, so yet happens every seven years, and I remember, in high school, I was over to a friend's house, and we had probably got back from gyms having tortilla soup, gyms diner, having tortilla soup and smoking cigarettes

like idiots, like high schoolers, and we got back to his house, got out of the car, and noticed like, oh, the lawn is moving. And there were enough tarantulas on his front lawn the back to his house, got out of the car, and noticed like, oh, the lawn is moving. And there were enough tarantulas on his front lawn to make it look like it was like waving. There were probably like 25, 30 tarantulas in his front yard. There was one above, like on the building, on his house, there was one open the screen door right between the screen door and the door right up here

Tarantula he did not see it and he's a tall guy he's six five He's like as tall as Armando. I did what a good friend does and you don't say anything you go Hey, but just come grab him. Just come here. Don't don't look just walk with me this way That was like four inches from your head. And he dry, he's like, huh. So, uh, uh,

I hate spiders, I hate spiders. That was so terrifying that I have just been locked in like a cold shock. Just like the tear where you're like, oh, it's just a stun lock of fear. All right, I know there's some of you everywhere that I go.

Make some noise if you like spiders Get them the fuck out of here Do we get these people and I don't mean out of the ballroom. They're kicked out of RTX forever Cut their badges and have in front of them. I don't get the love for spiders The only good thing about a spider is that sometimes they eat other spiders. Yes. And I also think like, do you know how fucked up it is

that you have a mating season? Like Jeepers creepers comes out to eat people? That's not an okay way. If you do that, you're a monster. You're a literal monster. I would, I've said this many times before. I've advocated for bug genocide. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. I just think that we'd be better for it. It would be, we would all be

better out here's a thing. Every time I do pont in Monsanto or take care of that for you. Every time I say this, people are like, you know, but if we kill all the bugs, then we're only going to live for like five more years. Yeah, but five more years with no bugs. I think it's a fair trade. That's a fair trade. Yeah, Austin is such an interesting place. When I moved here, I found out so many fun things, like the tarantula thing. I found out somebody else was like,

oh yeah, we have like maybe a serial killer right now. Yeah. I'm sorry to, you say maybe a serial killer. It's just like a fun, flirty thing we've been all talking about. I don't know. It wouldn't be quirky if there was just, I don't know, a guy who was just like, I don't know. And he was just like fucking murdering people.

I don't know. Throwing their bodies in the lake. Like, it was a safe. Yeah, what really fucked me up was like, and this is going to be awful, all right? Already, I'm- You've got to prepare yourselves. I'm already a politician. I'm- Get prepared yourselves.

I'm already a politician. Cut the camera for me. Get us. I, when they told me that there is maybe a serial killer, I do a true crime podcast, and I listen to a lot of true crime. Thank you. That was too much. Cool, cool it.

No, no, no, no, no, you're fine. But like, anyone who gets too excited for true crime, I'm like, why? What are you doing? What are you doing? excited for true crime, I'm like, why? What are you doing? What are you learning how to do it right? Don't say yes Well, now you're running it wrong. You fully incriminated yourself on camera. Yeah, we have proof. You fucking spider lover Everyone else made a mistake, but I won't

When I so when I heard that there was a serial killer, I was like, well, I'm probably good because they're like killing women, right? No, it's no. No. We're like, Mondo, they're literally only killing dudes, and you're like, oh. And then I went a step further and was like, surely it can't be that bad. And I looked up the victims, and I was like, oh, that's me.

Yeah. Yeah. And it was like, I went to a casting call for like playing our monday. The original Moon Towers in Austin were built because there was a serial killer in Austin, I believe. Like the original Moon Towers, there was like the, the, the, the,

they had great names for them. Like the lady strangler, I think was the, the, the original. No, it was the, it was the, oh God, it was like, I've been here for 20 years, I still can't remember. It was the oh god it was like I've been here for 20 years I still can't remember it was like that it was like a word for not like a maize the night stalker no that's a different guy who is it servant girl servant girl annihilator like it's a ride come on down to the 7-Gallon Islander at the Wales Faa. She's certainly a circle in the islander sounds like the name for one of those drugs.

That was just like Tylenol and Morphine that they would give you back in the day. Oh yeah, no, that's the name for a dick pill at a gas station. Yeah, exactly. But now that the... this is so dark, this is really got to take a real nasty lift turn, but I feel like we need like the Moon Towers for a guys because it's the dudes getting like, you know, and now it's and now it's important. Now it's important. I want to this is so fucking stupid because it took me a second.

I did not grow up with Moon Towers. All right. So when you said that's the reason we have Moon Towers is because we had a serial killer I was like Moon Tower comedy festival Like if we all stay up late and tell jokes I won't die No, the Moon Tower comedy festival the comedy festival named after the thing that keep women from getting murdered Yeah, comedians historically great at treating women well But not me. I'm good, I'm good.

So the moon towers are like, there's just those big, big fucking things. So what are you telling me that we bought them from like France or something? I think they like, I saw a thing, I think they like built them in Detroit. Detroit. And then they have to ship them here and like put them up. And by the time we got them, like they had caught the servant going out. No, they never caught them.

They think he might have inject the ripper. Yeah. And he got a foot off to the UK. He went international? Yeah. He took a show on the road. Yeah. I don't know about all I could do in Austin, Texas.

Now it's time for the big leagues. London, I think. I think. I think. an austin texas now it's time for the big leagues london i think i think i don't know i don't know where they go i think it's probably bigger than austin i think it's not bigger than austin they don't have any moon towers there what is we took them all beings on toast get the fuck out of here who in here is visiting from the UK?

Good. What? What? So brave of you. So brave of you. The one lone like yes all my food is sepia. I'm so sorry. I love so much because I watched you raise your hand look around and go oh Shit. Oh, let me see if I can just get out of this one. Yeah, this is the crowd that went, fuck it, Austin! When we talked about Texas, so. Well, how some nice boiled meats for you after the show? Shut up. Shut up.

Austin food is weird as shit, man. Yeah, I'll see if there's like two steps above boiled meat. The meat is boiled, it's just got hatched chiles and they're not shit. Everything is so, okay, I got a bone to pick with Keso. All right, I didn't grow, first of all, as a lactose intolerant person, it's like giving me the middle finger.

And secondly, when I first heard about Keso, I'm not proud to admit this, but I thought it was a soup. And I tried to eat it as such. That's not. Oh. Yeah, exactly. You're like, wow, they're really giving me a small serving

of soup. I guess this is just like the... They put it in a fucking bowl. Okay. They put it in a bowl. I put it to you that if you just put queso in a bread bowl, it becomes a soup. You.

I don't, I'm not saying I would eat it. Put queso in a bread bowl, two pieces of broccoli in it. It's a soup now. This is basically a Midwestern soup. No, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, they call you from the, that's what, what pieces of broccoli in it. It's a soup now. This is basically a Midwestern soup, right? No, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, you're from the Midwest. I'm not from the Midwest, though. Not from the Midwest, but you're a bit sometimes.

I'm not from the Midwest, I'm just over 300 pounds. So I'm called you. You can't shut up. You're always going to the miniapolis. Miniapolis, yeah. It's a real to the miniapolis. Miniapolis, yeah. That's a real place. Miniapolis is like the opposite of Austin,

where for most of the time it's just absolutely freezing cold. And then for two weeks out of the year, it's just ungodly hot. I prefer that. Really? Somebody else was telling me the other, who was like, oh, I was talking to one of the guys from Smosh was here. Sure.

Which I'm super stoked that they're here. Until I was talking with him, I think the chain was like, yeah, I've been in Austin for a couple days now, and I'm actually loving the heat. And I was like, where are you from? And he's like, well, I've been living in Los Angeles and I was like, where are you from? He's like, Arizona.

That's fucking why. It's because you come from Hitch. It's all you know. That's how I felt. We've been, this is honestly been the coolest it's been in Austin for three weeks. And we had a lot of people come in, and they're just like, you'll love in this weather.

We've been having a June gloom over in LA and I'm like, I'll kill you. I was literally, oh no, it was 72 degrees. I would murder me. I would Austin, you're a man for 72 degrees weather. I'm going to kill you and crawl inside you and it's actually colder inside you than it is outside. You piece of shit. I just feel like when it gets hot and you can only get so naked and you can only get into water for so long.

When it's cold, you can layer, you can start a fire. But what's so far? You can't do anything except suffer. Yeah. Except sit on a bag of frozen peas. The peas won't even freak. What was that? At least it's not human.

It's human as fucking shit. Yeah, what are're talking about. Oh, I've been to Louisiana. Louisiana is just as awful. All right, so my family comes from, you know, down South Mississippi and Louisiana. And I would go out there all the time. And I like, I understood why people could be like, be terrible.

Yeah. Does that make sense? Oh, yeah, I've been to Tuscaloosa. It's so hot, it does something to your brain. Tuscaloosa got it real. Wow. Wait, who said that? Are we related?

There's like 50 people in that town and 25 of them are my cousins, so I don't. Yeah, man, what were we talking? What were we even doing? Oh, spiders. I don't. Yeah, man, out. What were we talking? What were we even, oh, spider, spiders. How the spiders are horny? Yeah, I respect you because you come from somewhere that's more humid, but sometimes when people are like,

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Oh, yeah, you can absolutely swear you know what I think is what I'm sorry to do your bit again Oh, yeah, go for it But what I love about this walk up is I've done it like nine times and it always goes the same where you come out in the crowd She hears and you're like yeah, I'm awesome I mean you get to about here and you're like fuck. I really got it Here you just I was like, yeah, I'm awesome. And then you get to about here and you're like, fuck, I really got it started. And then you get here and you're just sprinting up to this thing. You also, the first bit of people. Oh yeah.

There's like no one on that side. So the first thing I saw was empty chairs. Yeah, I was like, oh no. Oh, okay, they're in the middle. Well, we are selling them time shares. So that's what we're doing tonight. Thank you so much. I was told to give you a water,

because I guess that's my job now. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. First of all, thank you. Second of all, don't you fucking forget it. Third of all, no eye contact. Do not look at me. I'm like, Makana, you can't look me in the eye. You can't look at Makana, hey.

Oh, you ever heard about this? No, I thought that was just Ellen. No, yeah, there's a couple actors. Thank God they told me. Where they're like, if you work with them, it's in their contract that you're not allowed to look them in the eyes. Is that just what it's like being sag?

Like, I think it's like sag. Yes, and they're writer. Yeah. That I feel like, man, I would love to be so famous that I could ask for something completely ludicrous just to see who would do it. Like I would ask for somebody like every time you see Armando you actually have to go up and pat his like right shoulder. Something weird, you have to hand him a bottle of water. Yeah, yeah,

that's in my right. It's the only one who followed it. Where's your fucking water? So thank you two for joining us so much. Yeah, no one problem. We didn't have a choice. So thank you too for joining us so much. Yeah, no problem. We didn't have a choice. I had to do. I had to fulfill the obligation. Yeah, no, no, no, I love trolling and obligation. We are a love that you love that.

Yeah, and we are so glad to be fulfilling our ask from our sales department. Yeah, it's very. No, no, no, we're super excited that you're here. You want to tell us a little bit about yourself and what you do? Yeah, my name's Cassum. I've been making content since we were just chatting

in Ethanbexation in 2008. And I was very popular. And then now, I'm a regular. And well, I got older. I'm going to be 40 this year. And so I had a big YouTube thing. I did a lot of interviews and things online and then I Sort of took a break because that was a crazy experience and then most recently I helped bring back G4 TV and then put it right back

Where it was which is on the shelf so So, took it out, turned it around, looked at it. Great, that's good. Like, does this do people need this? Guess not. And so now, yes, so now I'm on Twitch, and then I do a podcast with Fiona Nova, who a lot of you guys know. Don't, don't.

Wait, are there light little cremies in the crowd? Are there cremies? Yeah, wow, okay, cool. There's little cremies out there. We call them cremies in the crowd are there cremies? Yeah, wow, okay cool Yeah, we call them cremies with scream tea. No context. That's so awful. It is that's why it's weird. Yeah Yeah, we do that pod every week, so That's what I'm doing beautiful. Oh, yeah Yeah, you do oh What's the question? What do I do? Yeah?

Where are you on the stage with us right now? I, just telling us about yourself. You haven't seen it. Where are you on the stage with us right now? How do you care? I mean, we already talked about this. I'm fulfilling an obligation. Yeah, of course. I have been making YouTube videos since 2012. Since I was 15 years old, little baby.

How old are you now? I'm 16 years old. Oh. You got quite a genetically frozen after the first year. That's true. You picked it back up, yeah. I am 26. I can rent a car without a car. And I'm no longer on my parents' health insurance.

So that's cool. Wait, so when I met you, were you like 18? When did we meet? I don't know. I think I want to avoid this question. You said that with urgency. Hey, when I met you, you were 18, right? Right?

Just fucking scratching into the chair. Thinking about what the statute of limitations is. I was at least 20. Okay, cool. You guys, I didn't move to all this. I was like, hey, get out with a 20-year-old boy. Sounds better than 18, six, seven. Just say, man, don't say, it out with a 20 year old boy sounds better than 18 6 just say man

20 years old 20 year old boy I ain't never met a 20 year old man for for stating it out in public sake you say that there's a cute little 20 year old boy He had his big giant lolly and a flat rim straw hat. Yeah, it was a propeller hat. He was walking around. Before this, we were doing on the spot, and we were partnered with Dungeons and Daddies, which was a great podcast.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Go listen to this. Daddies in the crowd. They asked us what our team name should be, and we thought we'd be in blame, we'd do a little riff on that. So we called ourselves Dungeons and Little Boys. And it wasn't until I saw it written out huge.

I mean, did I realize? I can't take it. Oh, that's no good. What do we think of next? Team lovely bones. I tried to make it better. I was like, no, no, no, we're the boys. Team Blackphone.

So you've been making videos since you were 15. Now you're 26. Yes, but going off of the little boys thing real quick, hold on, wait, hold on! Just real fast. Me and my friends recently, we went and got little impromptu tattoos that just ate my boys on them. But just because it's me and my boys, it's nice. But originally, we were like, what if we just get a heart that just ate my boys on them. But just because it's me and my boys. Oh, it's nice. But originally, we were like, what if we just get a heart?

That just says boys. And we're like, oh, no, we shouldn't do that. No, it's really, really tattoo until you're 33. Yeah, it's like, we should diminish your performance. We should do five more contexts. Yeah. Yeah, I make videos on the internet of doing whatever, I don't fucking care. I'm sorry

That's it. I was I was just like wow. We just found the worst aging tattoo People are like oh you're gonna get that tattoo in your body. What about when you're old? What about in your old? I look cool tattoos mouth that one. That's the only one you can't do You can't be 73 with the tattoo that just just release well Not only I I've got my boys. I also have a bottle of piss. Oh, the blizzard. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a pile of piss. They missed a lot. Yeah, it's a bottle of piss.

Is it ever shared a yellow on it? What signifies it? Oh, there's no yellow on it because- It just says Dessani. Yeah. There's no yellow on it. He just got a little Johnnie. It's an unopened bottle of Dessani. I know, it says piss. There's no yellow on it. He just got a little Johnnie. Unopen bottle of Dessani. I know, it says piss, but it's the shape of a Dessani bottle. Yeah, I want to make it clear. It's not Dessani.

It's pee. It says it on it. I do love the idea of getting a tattoo with a heart that says boys on it. And then when you cross the threshold of like 40, you cross it out and go mate. Fucking little heart that just says dissonny on it. No, that kinda cool.

Well yeah, the little heart that says dissonny. So we asked you both here to help us with the segment that we like to call RT Cares. That's so fucking funny. Hi, a little real quick. All of those intro graphics, the way that we made them, is Andrew went to a stock video website. It's all a delby stock for this. And we would find the most ridiculous ones.

We found one of, it's just a boy in a hoodie and something. So what's doing this? It looks like every single PSA in the 90s. I just want to we found one of it's just a boy to hoodie it's someone doing It looks like it looks like every single like PSA in the 90s. It's just like you do drugs A hoodie a hoodie boy face in hands and like a lady with a clipboard patting his shoulder It's so bizarre. It looks like somebody's trying to comfort the unibomberness It looks like someone's trying to comfort the unibomberness. You'll bomb them next time, Sport. So we have a question for you that came to us through my Instagram. This is my first time visiting RTX for really any convention.

What are your insider tips on getting the most bang for my buck? How do I maximize my RTX experience? Have y'all visited RTX before? No, this is also my first time. Yeah, same first time. Wow. Way to support the fucking company. Yeah.

I didn't know why it existed. I first. And then, well, I didn't know how many different, I get it now. It's, there's a lot of cool people, a lot of great shows that go on. But I didn't understand, because I'd never heard of just like a network doing their own thing like this.

And then Fionna would go every year. She's like, you gotta go. I'm like, why? She's like, it's an awesome. I'm like, why? And I love it here. It's great. It's hot. But it's, awesome. I'm like, why? And I love it here. It's great. It's hot.

But when I walked in the show floor, there was so many different things happening at once. There was you getting dunked. You were like in your swimsuit getting dunked. There was mini golf. There was somebody cosplaying, somebody trying to sell me leather goods. And it was very cool.

And I've done a lot of conventions in my life. And I've never seen one quite like this. So I thought it was great. I'm having a great time. It's just very hot. Yes, yeah. It's very hot. That's the TX part, and the RTX, it's just Texas hot.

It's hot. I'm seeing across the street, and we ubered. Yeah. Not even a lime scooter, not even a one-block line. Then you're gonna take the time to do the thing. I love man, I love the lime scooter. I think it's so fun, especially just like zoom in down the street. My favorite part of a lime scooter is when somebody smaller than me, it just zooms right past me and I realize that I'm weighing down. Because the power to

weight ratio. Yeah. It's incumbent. Yeah. I realized that I'm weighing down. Because the power to weight ratio. Yeah. It's encumbered. Yeah. I like what I got off the scooter and the scooter goes. What does my scooter sound like an RC car with a dying battery? Yeah. So, and this is yours too? This is my first RTX.

This is actually the first convention that I've been to since like 2018. Woo! Welcome! Welcome back to the circuit. Thank you. Yeah, I got like conventioned out if I'm on. I used to go to every packs and then like multiple other conventions and they're really fun. They're really fun. They're so much fun. This one's the best one. Oh, RTX is the best one. They're very fun, but they're's fun. This one's the best one. Oh, R.J. X. It's the best one. They're very fun, but they're also kind of overwhelming. And when you go to eight or nine of them a year, you kind of want to die a little bit.

Sure. So I was like, number is this for you this year? For me this year? Yeah. Oh. Oh, no. Get a late start. Yeah.

The first one since 2018. Yeah, that's what he started with. Is that true? Yes. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to use it because I thought you went to PAX this year. No, no. OK, OK, OK.

I've not been to PAX in a long time. You did. I did go to PAX. I wasn't. It was in Boston, Massachusetts. I talked about it on a previous one. I have only heard about Boston from cartoons and television. And so all I know is that they say car and they hate people for arbitrary reasons.

And I was like, surely that's not true. I got hate crime between getting on a plane and getting into an Uber. Where a man looked at me and was like, that's the problem with you fucking Dominicans. You think you're so fucking smart. And I was like, I'm Mexican. That's what I'm talking about. That's pretty accurate. I grew up in Maine, which is like two hours' worth of Boston. I did a fun time at PAX. I think, so I never grew up going to conventions or not even grown up. I didn't go to a lot. My first convention ever was VidCon last year. And then RTX, like two weeks later, and then now this RTX is, I think, my third or fourth,

including packs. I did not realize how much there is to do at conventions. It's almost like a music festival where you're just eventually gonna have to choose what things you do and don't wanna do. So I think that That's the first part of maximizing your RTX or any convention experience is picking out which things that you absolutely need to do And the things that you do absolutely need to do and I don't know if there are any of them

But anything with an open bar take advantage of it Ding ding ding. Yes, they're not around all the time. No, maximizing free stuff is definitely like number one. Number two, because I would see your things number one, make a schedule, and then number two maximize the free shade. That is the most important thing. When I was in what I went to packs, I realized that I could probably eat and drink for free for the whole week. Yeah, for free consecutive days whole week. For the whole week. Yeah, for the whole week.

For the whole week. For the whole week. Yeah, for the whole week. For the whole week. For the whole week. Yeah, for the whole week. For the whole week. For the whole week.

For the whole week. Yeah, for the whole week. For the whole week. For the whole week. Yeah, for the whole week. For the whole week. For the whole week. Yeah, for the whole week.

Yeah, for the whole week. Yeah, for the whole week. Yeah, for the whole week. Yeah, for the whole week. Yeah, for the whole week. Yeah, for the whole week. Yeah, for the whole week. Yeah, for the whole week. I just realized another thing to get into Costco and conventions. You have to pull out a plastic thing and shots. Yeah, pull off these a plastic you paid for to be like, no, I'm allowed to be here. I collect mine. Me too. You guys?

Oh, yeah. I always share in my guest bedroom that has every badge of it I've been to. I don't want in the case I need to get into. Yeah, I like one of those. I like one of those raps here. Do that share. That's right.

I got mine hanging from above my bed. So when I bring somebody over, I go, yeah, packs. That's shit. To your fan and then you just like, yeah, they fly. I stick them in the spokes of my bike. Sometimes I get up in the middle of the night to pee and just walk in and slap them in the face by VidCon. Yeah, I would say both conventions and music festivals, like doing, if you can get backstage,

I'm still eating kind bars from Fun Fun Fun Fest that I just pocketed like 10 years ago. Okay, well, what free stuff is there here? Because I haven't yet gotten anything. Well, I think something that a lot of people... This is a hot tip, this goes back to the question. Yeah, absolutely. Anything can be free if you're fast enough. Yeah, that's true.

Like, I mean, I gave out a bunch of free shirts at my signing like 20 minutes ago. Oh, okay. There's some shirt havers in the front row. Oh, hell yeah. I think, well, I take it back. I got free Coca-Cola, like a SIP. What's everyone's favorite free thing?

That guy going around giving free sips of Coca-Cola. Yeah, the one that goes, but you got a waterfall. You got a waterfall. Yeah. Do you guys have a favorite free thing? Just like in general. And I want you all to keep in mind what you just said of everything's free if you're fast enough.

That's enough. I love whenever somebody gives me free clothing because I don't know if you've been able to tell by looking at me, but I'm humongous. And so, yeah. It's not a perspective thing. He really is. He's 14 inches taller than me. It sucks when you say it like that, but it is true.

So people will give me clothing for free, and they'll just give you some weird arbitrary size, like a medium or something. And I look at it like, yeah, you really think that's the move there, bud? And I'll spend the rest of the fest trying to trade people for the, I did it at VidCon with one of the sweaters, and I traded all the way up to the highest I could go which was a 2xL which was one size

too short it's like that guy who traded a paper clip into a house yeah yeah yeah did that except you're trading it for like dirty in in one case one vomit stained Spotify hoodie from the after party limited to dish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was vomit on it. And you took it. There was vomit on it. I was at, we went to the after party at the California adventure or something.

And somebody was wearing it on the ride and then left. And then when they came back, there was a little bit of puke on it. Was it theirs or someone else's? It was theirs. But it was a size larger than mine so it was like you want to trade? So even you ordered that, was like they got on the ride with the hoodie on, the car came back around, they were gone but the fucking vomit-stein hoodie was still there. Yeah. Something happened.

Like they puked so bad they just fuked it just to be here. They turned into vomit. The vomit stream's so strong it rockets you out of the ride. I also like, I mean I like clothing. I like whenever somebody hands you something that I'll never use in my fucking life. Like one time I got, what do you call it? Like a tape measure?

Somebody said business on it and I was like, what? It's three feet. The only thing I can do with this is like, there I'm, let's move on actually. What's your favorite free thing? I like a pouch. I like a pouch.

Something to put something in. Yeah. You know, zipper. Like the, like, what do you call them? The fanny pack or like that? It could be a fanny pack. It could be a little pencil pack thing. You look in rostering bag.

Boom. No. No. Fuck you, actually. Bross string. No. I just watched somebody fucking take their drawstring bag and go, oh, oh, oh.

No, dross string bag is fine. I just witness so many conventions where they give you the drawstring back and go, oh, oh, oh. No, drawstring back is fine. I just been to so many conventions where they give you the drawstring back and inside is like some, they just give you trash, but it's all like the theme of the convention. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like Comic Con trash or RTX trash. Like all of the employees working the convention are required

to bring five things from home to put in the fucking good evening. Yeah. You just given me stuff to throw away, but I will keep the bag. If you, I mean, you're, we're almost the same age. We're like, we're like, dad is. Yeah. So like, how are you? I'm not a dad, but, but, you want to be, this magic, mom. I don't know how biology works.

Anyway, at this point, my fanny pecs come pre-loaded with loose Kleenex and tic-tacs. That's what my dad's fanny pecs are. Carmex. Yep, Carmex. Oh my god, the Carmex. My god, Carmex. My sunglasses and sunglasses case.

Ooh. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Having a case means you've gotten too old, I think. That's a sunglasses should just be thrown in the back seat of your car, and when you find it, that's when you get relief from the sun. And if you break them, our friends at Shady Rays

were placed in Northwesterns. Shady! No, I wore my shoes today. Where's she dead? I had that fucking long. I got the, I got the, I got the, I feel like master's sheep, they look fucking halo visors awesome. This is not mad, we're my shoes today. Where's she dead? I had that fucking long. I have to, I have to, I feel like master's sheep. They look fucking halo visors, awesome.

This is not a net. We're not doing that. They're not paying for this point. They're not paying for us. This is not a net. I will do a net if they will. No. This episode is brought to you by the Serpent Girl

Annihilator. So yeah, I think what we're saying is like, maximize free shit. Get as much as you can and do it treat it like trick-or-treating Don't fucking discriminate when you're getting the shit just like pile your stupid drawstring bag full of it And don't be afraid to ask for more one thing I've learned from going to many conventions is they don't give a shit They want to get rid of the stuff right if you see something you like and you go, can I get an extra? Why if you got, can I get one for my father who's dying or whatever and then you could get a couple of lanyards. His last request was to get a lanyard.

Yeah, he wanted to leave this mortal coil. That's a cool one. I really wanted that purple twitch lanyard. My father was 78 and he loved fuck face. Please. Oh, much. There's a lot of merch here, by the way. I feel like most of the convention is dedicated to getting you guys to buy stuff, which is great

because it's really good merch. But people are waiting in lines. Is it limited edition stuff? Yeah. Is that what's going on here? You can only get it here. Oh, okay, great. Or in our offices next week.

Oh, come on. That's how we get the first stuff. I'm sure there isn't a longer line for the mini-golf, honestly. The mini-golf looks dope. It's dope. Yeah, I got to play mini-golf yesterday and the thing is like when you're a celebrity, they let you shut up. Fuck you. Fuck you. I hate you, whatever. Whatever. You're able to like, you know, skip the line or whatever, but they were like, well, we're putting people in groups of four.

And so I turned around to the people behind me. I was like, hey, do you guys mind if I join your group, expecting them to be like, yeah, of course. We love you. Something like that. They looked at me like, who the fuck is? Yeah, I guess, if you need to. I realize that me like, who the fuck is? Yeah, I guess if you see too, I realize that these people, this is another thing about RTX, I think is so

interesting is we have such a wide scope of things that we make where like some people only come for the like animation stuff. Some people come for a specific podcast. I met somebody else who was like, yeah, all I had ever listened to before was a face tram. And then like I didn't realize that these people did other stuff. Yeah. I thought it was a entire company attached to it. Yeah, I thought it was just a bunch of old people eating shitty food and planning about it. Which it is.

So the people that I had turned around to and asked if I could join them. Is that a baby? That's what your tattoo is about. around to and asked if I could join them. Is that a baby? That's what your tattoo is about. We're trying to do something up here. You can. Are you one of Ethan's boys? Yeah. You can just be in the sun.

See how we're on a stage and we have microphones. And you're in the crowd. And you don't. The heckler. Not just something in the crowd on the ground. Oh, and our producer's giving the baby a love mic. Oh great. Oh, you think you could do this baby?

Somebody mic this baby up, real quick. Can we get the baby out, but the mother can stay. Oh. All I was going to say was I turned around to a bunch of Ruby cosplayers who were like, who the fuck is this giant piece of shit? And I was the best game of golf I ever played in my life. Because suddenly I wasn't just playing as like a friend, I was like,

I'm gonna fucking beat your ass. I'm the best golfer you've ever seen. I have to echo your point, though, and I think it's important for not just conventions, but for life. Ask for more. Like, ask for the extra thing. If you're on a plane and they're pouring you a soda, ask for the whole can.

They'll give it to you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Can I have the rest of the can? Sure. And then you see other people, like, oh, fuck, I didn't know. You could ask for the whole can. I've been wasting my fucking life.

So I can put my, I can put the whole can I've been wasting my fucking life. So I put my, I put the little cup in the little like divot thing in the tray table and then the can on the side for it just slide off. Yeah, I like to follow sleep and you can actually knock it do one better wear a shirt that says like producer or like a brand of something. I did that for G4 and I made the whole idea was to see how much companies would give me because I had a G4 shirt on. The only thing they knew

is that I had the shirt on and there was a guy with like a Panasonic camera behind me but anyone can really bring those in. They will give you just about everything they have thinking it's gonna be on TV. Never open them. So we're like a brand shirt and look kind of frustrated. Yeah, because it looks like you're at work, which we will think like, Oh, give that person something. Yes, yes. If you look like you belong somewhere, yeah, then everyone will think that you belong somewhere. Yeah. Yep. That is

a dangerous thing. It is extremely dangerous. But I will say that I have been attempting to do that as a new citizen of Austin, Texas, in total time. I'm just trying to look like I belong here. I keep saying y'all and being like, I'm part of why you. I'm part of why you. I'm part of why you. I do please approve my application to live here.

The other day, so to point it out, because I left my house without my wallet, I only had a picture of my ID on me. And somebody was like, yo, you can't do that here. They will send you back. And they were like, to California, and they were like, no. Oh. Maybe Baja, California.

Yeah, I do love that idea though. I used to do that where I would go to concerts in my hometown by just wearing black, all black, and just pretending like I was supposed to be there. And I think I, what did I used to say? I used to say like Megan told me I was supposed to be in here because there's always a Megan working those event. Like some fucking event coordinators name Megan.

Yeah, oh yeah, Megan. Just told me I was just working with that story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then you just get in and then you take off the shirt and then you're fucking cool. Yeah, probably shouldn't tell you this. A headset is like $40. Yeah, you're like, you're an headset.

People are like, I know what they're doing. I think, and because we got to close out this segment, I think my final piece of advice to you is that I have worked with the amazing guardians that are working here this year, which yeah, give it up. Give it up, give it up. Yeah. They're amazing.

They're yellow shirts. They're the people that you've probably seen going in and out of like the backstage area is going everywhere grabbing us like our food and stuff. I hate to say it, but a lot of them can't fight for shit. If you manage to get the shirt off of them and run away fast enough, yeah. Also, weak knees, just rush, rush, fuck. The ultimate limited edition shirt.

What is this guardian Jenna Blunt staying on it? Jesus. So anyway, yeah, I hope that's, I see the general manager of our company in the back there. I hope that you enjoyed my call for violent And back and stand by I hope that is how this has been Now from the twisted sick minds at Andrew Roses LLC, we have a very fun game to close out our show.

Andrew, you wanna tell us about it? Yes, with our guest Ethan and Cassam, we're gonna play a game called Bottoms Up. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ You might have seen us play this game on the show before or at the live show we did at Moon Tower. It's a little get to know you game where we learn.

A little bit of spanky count. We were rolling how much is in Jeff's bank account. It is a number, that is for sure. But yeah, we're going to have Ethan and Cass play this game and our producer actually, give it up for Tyler Stavier. Yes. play this game and our producer actually, give it up for Tyler Stav and we thought I'm gonna talk. Yes. Why don't you just setting up?

I want to sing his praise. There is no Ruestra Teeth podcast old or new without this man, okay? Yeah. He has made everything happen. Give him more. What a prince. Sup. Hell yeah. What a prince. Okay.

There's a lot of bloody Mary ingredients here. Yeah, see that's where he tricks you. You see the ingredients and part of you things like I could make it actual decent drink out of it. Yeah, a beach of lata. And then he'll pour in some... Oh dude, the worst ingredient there is fucking lacroy. I don't want to drink that.

That's the base. The base of this drink is going to be a coconut liqueur. Yeah, exactly. Oh, dude, the worst ingredient there is fucking La Croix. I don't want to drink that The base the base of this drink is going to be a coconut La Croix. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Oh, that's the worst flavor of look room temp Yeah, yeah Discussed. Yes, while we're setting up. Do you want to explain the premise of the game? Premise of the game is you two are going to go back and forth Okay, ask sort of get to know you questions or humble requests and say say Neser asks you a question if you answer it draw an ingredient card that ingredient goes in his glass if you don't answer it it goes in your glass and after about eight rounds about after about eight rounds whatever's in your glass you drink drink. And that's how we

play bottoms up. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Sounds terrible. Sounds, it is awful. Okay. It is awful. I'm going to warn you that I might have to leave early just because I spent most of yesterday drinking a lot.

Okay. And I am just thinking about what this would taste like, and I don't feel good. Also, for the sake of stuff, I like this. Why don't you sit here, Andrew, you'll sit here, and I'll sit on the outskirts. That's a great point, I'm concerned about this segment. Yes. Do you want your towel?

I do want the towel, yes. Thank you. As your filth somm liet i will uh... we sent an email out earlier with a uh... uh... uh... an example of this did you guys watch that no good good good well look at the like it was a very good i read the email and i did read the email i want to be special so i like that

and i i i'm glad I'm actually happy that you're going in blind. I also they were backstage we were talking and they were like, oh, so you just had to have the pre-planned questions? Well, that's going to be fun. It'll be like a nice little icebreaker and I was like, you don't understand. We found your friends. No, you actually put work in it. We got dirt on you, motherfucker. It's okay. Dude, I'm fucking worried because you guys asked Blizz. Yeah, we did. Yeah. Yeah, right.

The piss master general himself. Yeah, the piss master general. So yeah, let's go ahead and we're gonna lay the base down. So this is gonna start with some room temp coconut liqueur. Oh, you got that one other, perfect. Oh, it's gonna smell it. I don't like it. I don't like it.

Okay, we have a stack of question cards. We have a stack of ingredients cards. I did a coin flip backstage, Cassie one. So you get to ask, that's the very first question. We do. Which is? The very first question is, what's the last tweet you bookmarked? You have to show us.

I don't know if I've bookmarked a tweet. I don't believe that. Oh, so what? You're the only person not looking at porn on Twitter. The only soul function for bookmarking tweets. I want to look at that joke that I went. I don't have anything bookmarked. I'm looking at Ethan's phone. It's done. I don't have, I don't use the bookmark function.

Yes, it's true. It's my last light tweet. Yeah. I know. Oh, but for the record, he showed us he has no bookmark tweets. Yeah, he showed us his cleats. So he's clean. He gets off point.

I don't have a bookmark. He's an empty bird cage, apparently. That could just be Twitter fucking up too. The last thing I liked was from one of my mods, Sheerah, responding to my tweet, telling people to come to this panel. Oh, that's nice. How fucking awesome. That's when I start stuff really clean.

So you know you got fucked. You got you got real fucked. You didn't know it was so awesome. I tried to go to my bookmarks and be like, how bad could it be? And the last thing I bookmarked was apparently a thirst trap from Tracy. Tracy house Ross.

Oh, there she's not wearing a shirt. Oh, hey now. Well, so it can be worse. Could be worse. So. Oh, I should show the baby this. Okay, so. Yeah.

No, it's nothing she hasn't seen. Would you? Oh. That's where the baby feeds. It's where they eat from. You got your weebs. Babies statistically seeing way more boobs than any of them. That's why I fuck with babies, dude,

because they love titties as much as I do. Yep. Me and babies. We're like, you fucks with babies. Yeah. Wait, so now. Mom, this is how you get to do this. I gotta show you this new test.

Straight to jail with babies. That convention's here next week. Okay, so as I showed that and I didn't have anything, do you have to drink? Yes, I have to channel it with babies. That convention's here next week. Okay, so as I showed that and I didn't have anything, do you have to drink? Yes, I have to put it in here. Put the ingredient in his drink. Which is pickle juice sports drink. Is it for going here?

Yeah. Could be worse, I guess. You put the pickle in the cup. I am a man of the Middle East. Pickle for the tagline. The tagline for this drink is functional beverage. Hahaha! Is it good? No.

It works. Does it do anything? No. You want a whiff of this? Functional. Oh, that's pickle juice. Just tell me when. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? Me or you?

There, that's pop. Right there, okay. The wheel is clear. All right, there was or there? There. That's right there. Yeah. So it's clear. All right, there was a little extra there. Why is the packaging giving me kind of like four local vibes? A little bit. Oh, because it is. Right line energy.

Or local vibes. All right, please take the card off the top there. This question is for you, Cass. OK, let's hear it. OK. Who are you avoiding talking to right now? And why? This question's for you, Cass. Okay, let's hear it. Okay. Who are you avoiding talking to right now and why? Boom.

What did somebody say? Oh, it is juicy. Well, you know, let's see. My side of the street is pretty clean. Let me see. Oh, boy. Avoiding talking. The list is so long.

It's got a lot of people. out of the streets pretty clean. Let me see. Um. Oh, boy, avoiding talking. The list is so long it's got to like, I mean, I, I, am I avoiding talking to anyone, Jesus Christ? I don't know. I don't know. You guys gonna, are you gonna give me an answer if I say I don't know? No, but we're gonna put it in greeting in your cup. Yeah, how can greeting go in your cup? I know. I don't know you guys gonna are you gonna give me an answer if I say I don't know Yeah, I'm gonna ingredient goes in your cup. I know I'll give you a variation when's the last time you talk to your parents? Oh, that was last week. That was last week. Yeah, they live close so I can't avoid them

Real everybody is always Raymond situation going on over there. Yeah, yeah, we did fourth the July over there Yeah, my mom got Costco lobsters. Zip, zip. Yeah. Oh, they're not good. They're very cheap. I don't recommend lobster from Costco. Those of you that got.

It's the same price as the hot dogs. It's like 125. I'd rather get the hot dogs. Should not eat it. All right, well, I'm so sorry. That's fine. What's going on? That's a that's a weird one for this. I'm sorry cast, but in your glass goes strawberry quick powder. Oh Going in it's going in because I didn't I didn't know the answer. Okay. I guess that counts

Wait, it's going in my mouth. No, it's going in his cup Yes, but not the Cali he didn't answer. Oh It's redder than I thought okay, don't do that for the okay for the for the audience at home I don't know if you've ever used like fake blood before Oh Like a glass of like movie fake blood. And it's nourishing. That's supposed to be strawberry, huh?

All right. So we got pickle blood. All right. Here you are. Here you go, Ethan. What crime have you committed the most? If you could just like look directly in a camera. Yeah.

Yeah, it was up. So before when I was asking everyone, what's their favorite thing to take for free? My favorite thing to take for free is whenever I get oysters and they give you the little tiny forks, I always fucking steal those. Yes. You do it for?

That's not my answer. Fucking rocks. I have a little, I have a drawer at home that has tiny, tiny trophies. Yeah, it's got a little bit of trophies. Oh my little, I feel like the seagull from little marmerade. Yeah, I would say Ethan's house.

He has a drawer just as a dinkle hopper. So I didn't know what he was up to. I didn't want to open it. Yeah, they're so easy to just slip off the table. It's just like, can I have some more water? Thank you. Yeah, but what you fucking use them for? I don't know how to eat small things.

His boys. Actually, speaking of pickles, a lot of times I will use them to get little pickles out of the gut. That's actually pretty good. Oh yeah, they're Kony Sean gathers. Maybe I should hang in them up. Yeah, that'd be kind of cool. Make a necklace out of them.

What can you do with your badges on your ceiling? I'll do that with a little bit of a wrist. Hang them from the ceiling fan. Let them spin on that. He calls it the Austin Ripper. Just a trophy room with them all hung on the wall. I love the idea of using a little fork to eat a steak and being like, it's even bigger.

Are you sliding that? No, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. You're getting rocked. I'm so sorry. You're just going to glass a coat of water. He hates the water. I don't like the croissants.

And I don't really like coconut flavored stuff either, so. Fish sauce. Yep. Okay. Yeah. Ooh. That's tough. Let's see, what does that go with?

Does that go with the pickle juice? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, all right. Be careful. Be careful. Can you hit it? No, you're gonna be goes a long one.. Yeah a little dabble do you with this stuff. So let me go ahead and take the lid off Yes enough that's enough that's about it. That's about as all you're supposed to bring this

You'll guess the room out any more than that all right if you've got a bottle of fish sauce You've always had a bottle of fish sauce like you've never used the whole thing. I have my grandmother's You've always had a bottle of fish sauce. Like, you've never used the whole thing. I have my grandmother's body fish. It's been wheeled down to me. This is kind of similar. I have four bottles of hoisin sauce on my house because I'll like go to make something with it

for some reason. And then, or I'll go to the grocery store with that in mind. I'm like, oh, I need the hoisin sauce. And then I come home and I'm like, I have 12 bottles that are barely open. Because you think you don't have it. Because why would I have hoisin sauce? I have eight. I don't know why.

Yeah, and that's I just want to say everyone here, you have mustard. You think you don't, you have it. Trust me. And you have yellow and brown. So like, yeah, most of the time it comes with the apartment. Yeah, it's the mustard and the box of baking soda and the fridge. They say you can have it. Yeah, the baking powder is, that's a load bearing. Can't take it. Yeah, yeah, fridge, yeah. They said you could have it. Yeah, the baking powder is, that's a load bearing. Can't take it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's keeping the fridge not lopsided. Here we go. Wait, who does the last question? I lost track. I asked. He steals forks. Yes.

What's your favorite celebrity sex tape? Oh, OK. that's easy. The first one I ever saw, which is the Pamela and Tommy Lee one. And I will tell you this about this sex tape is that it completely screwed up my idea of what a adult man's penis should be. Okay, and not only did it ruin me and make me feel small, I saw it on a hotel paper view. That's kind of my father worked at Marriott for many years and I would often stay there and I would often look at the options for paper view and what's really cool about hotel

TVs is they'll have movies that are currently in theaters in them They'll also have porn and one of the porn somehow was Pamela and Tommy Lee even though this thing was wrapped up in like a Legal battle somehow was available to buy at Marriott. Marriott is like it's open-series I go by I think I'll buy Navy Navy rules. This open-sea water show. Yeah, how old were you? Oh, too young What is over there? Yeah. How old were you? Oh, two young. This was right when it came out. I think this was in mid 90s.

I'm asking because I'm wondering how it was paid for. That's what I was thinking. Okay, well so here's the thing. The room's paid for by my dad. It's all just taken under his account. But I called the front desk and I go, when I order a movie, what is it show up? When I order a movie, I'm thinking about ordering this.

And they said it just shows up as in-room movie. And I'm like, that and over again. Thinking about ordering this. And they said it just shows up as in-room movie. And I'm like, that's a done deal. I love the idea that they'd advertise that on the hotel TV name channel. Like, welcome to the hotel, Mary-Od. We've got a TGI Friday's in the lobby. And for the adults out there, you want to see who Pam Anderson's back

it blown out on a phone. Yeah. That's right. I've never heard the word lover use that many times. That's the grossest thing about it is how much lover has said. It's disgusting. And yeah, I watched the whole thing. He drove a boat with his penis and that's not fair. She's a wonderful woman. I feel bad about it because I watched the documentary in the Hulu show and I was but I was just a kid and but yeah that is my first

sexy but not my last. Can I ask you a question bonus question? Yeah how long into the movie did you make it? Oh I mean I think because you're trying to squeeze as much value out of that $25 purchase. You go a couple three times. Right, especially as a kid. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. You go, you go, your refractory period is like 35 seconds. That's how I know that you were between the ages of like 14 and 19. Yeah, you were able to do that.

Yeah, yeah. I was one of Ethan's mollas. Until the movie ended, then you were one of Ethan's mates. I need to get that to remove the media. Immediately, immediately. That's an exact answer. Oh, I know, right? Fuck.

Oh, fuck that. What is it? What is it? It's called the power. I'll do it. It's fair. Because I'm doing so well. And I love things. How about you can pick You can and pick the ingredients you want me to pick I don't I derail this whole thing. Okay. What's this? What's this can?

Cream a mushroom. Let's go Let's go you chosen wise Let's go. You've chosen wise. Let's go cream a much. Let's go cream a much. Let's make sure we can hear this. Does anyone have a can opener? No, audience.

Are we going to have to? Folks, I do have a can opener backstage. Yeah. In case this happened, I'll be right back. Oh, let's go. All right, all right, all right. We're running out of time. So what we're going to do is while he gets that,

it is the game. We're going to wrap it up last week. Yeah, we're going to rapid fire the next one. Which ones are the questions? These ones are done. These are done. I think, oh, right here. He told us.

Jesus Christ, I'm just saying. I know, I don't know why he did that. All right This next one who answered the question last I answered last one. So you're gonna ask this next question Okay, Ethan Venmo request 50 cents from an X. Oh Yes Yes, this is great This is your idea. Yes, can know. Yes. Can you do that?

All right, yeah. You can, and you will go to. I'm going to do it to my first high school girlfriend. Can we also tell you what you put in for the emotes? Yes, absolutely. Absolutely. Like heartbreak emotes. You don't have to do this, but I

think it should be your most recent ex-girl. So hold on, this is very funny, because she just went, they went and got drinks. It wasn't a date with like my best friend from back home. Yes. He texted me yesterday, or maybe it was two days ago, and was like, you know what, I just went and got drinks with and I was like, who?

And I was about to say her full name. Um, And I was like, you know what, I just went and got drinks with and I was like, who? And I was about to say her full name. Um, but I was like, this person, and I was like, wow, that is fucking wild. So yeah, what do you want? I also, I don't think that you can do 50 cents, can you? Okay, apparently. Yeah, I agree. All right, now that you can do 50 cents, I say,

maybe the audience here helps us out, but I definitely feel like a heartbreak, emo would be good. Totally. Anything. Egg plan? Heartbreak, egg plan. Heartbreak, egg plan. Hold on. Water drop and what was the other one? Lightning roll. Yeah. Just confused. Can I make a pitch for one? Heartbreak emoji, eggplant emoji, and then just the sentence, we were good together. Oh!

All right. By the way, the can is open, so I'm gonna give you a nice. Oh! Could do? Oh! Sorry Ethan, I could have have that was a big helping Yes, sloppy This is cruel

Yeah, what is the what am I putting? Heartbreak emoji eggplant emoji we were good together You're gonna have to text her later, but for now this is very funny We got one more one more round okay before we got a wrap go ahead Here we go I lost track of the cards. Oh, Mondes got them. Oh, you got them. Okay We were good yogurt. Leave it. Did I leave it?

Yeah. Yeah, leave it. It'll make it mysterious. Yeah. If she calls you right away, you know she loves you still. Guys, I have a Venmo balance of $2.25. Oh, perfect. This is a free purchase.

Here we go. All right. Do you guys ever do that where it's like Coming out of Venmo is not real money. Yeah, all the time. Yeah. Um, oh wait. He has to ask me, I think right no because you asked him So it's because he he's doing the the Venmo. Yeah, he's asking. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very last one. Yeah. Okay. This is the final question. Yeah Oh Yeah, okay. Yeah, this is the final question. Yeah No Let me text your mother Okay, yes Okay, yes, good

You're gonna have to text her email and her phone number because her eye clouds don't have stuff. So I'll get both on here for you. Okay. So you're making a... Mom, remember when you let me stay at the Marriott? I think... I don't think she knows about that, Triff.

Go ahead. What do you think? Well, I think that we should say something about the Marriott. She's just something about the Marriott. we should say something about the Mary. Just a something about Mary Can I say something about the Mary out? We're one dad works at the Mary. I Don't think she'll get it, but you can text whatever you want. I want to be fair to the game. Okay. Oh Okay, everyone here has to make sex noises in the background But then doesn't doesn defeat the purpose of the game?

No, yeah. Because then she's gonna know it's not him. Yeah, exactly. So it's gotta be text, although that was a great idea. Remember? I'm not remember. Remember when dad worked at the Marriott like a while ago. I just want to give

I just keep thinking about this in heartbreak emoji eggplant we were good together I'm sorry I'm sorry he said I'm thinking about the sin I committed there I'm gonna sit in, I committed there. Okay. It was a long time. Okay. Okay.

Alright, we gotta send it, dude. Send it. It was a long time ago, and I just feel bad. I don't remember how long I was. You're about to kill an old Egyptian woman. You'll be doomed to wander the earth for centuries. She could curse you, dude. All right.

We got to wrap this up. This is the last ingredient going in. Red wine vinegar. I think that pairs nicely. Yeah. Red wine vinegar with cream and mushroom soup and coconut lacquois. Yeah, exactly. I have finished the text message.

I have not sent it yet. Remember when Dad worked at the Marriott, like a while ago, I just keep thinking about this sin I committed there. It was a long time ago, and I just feel bad. I don't remember how much it caused, but I know it wasn't free, and I used it to buy unmentionable media.

I'm just so sorry. Keep your sweet baby boy. You see baby boy, no cast him, just you see baby boy. This is a lot. You wrote a sin. She's going to hate the fact that I sin. Okay, her sweet baby boy, parentheses now a man, but then a boy. I can confirm this is exactly what this says. that sees now a man, but then a boy. Pfft. Ha ha ha ha ha.

I can confirm this is exactly what this says. Okay. And... Send. Oh, hey. Guys. That's true. Yeah.

It's been sent. Here's your, each of your drinks. Sure it. Cheers. Thank you for playing. Thank you so much. Thanks for having us. Yes.

La Croix pickle juice, fish sauce, and strawberry quick. for having us. Yes. La Croix, Picklejuice, Fish Sauce, and Strawberry Quick. That's it. Mine is La Croix and Creme and Mushroom Soup and Red Wine Vinegar. Cheers. It's been a while. Cheers. Cheers. Bottoms up.

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