Rooster Teeth Podcast - Szechuan Sauce Taste Test - #450

Episode Date: August 15, 2017

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We were smart. Let's make a time machine and do that. Maybe we did. So that We should have recorded this episode like two years ago. We were smart. Let's make a time machine and do that. Maybe we did. So that means we did a hundred episodes and so we did that? Yes, that's the way numbers work. It's actually been more than you were before. It's not a matter of, I'm sure of them.

I'm sure of them, but which one we did. That was at 350. Do we number the digital podcasts? Yeah, because you guys are gonna do 300. What do you mean the official? The Thursday podcasts we're doing in the summer? Yeah, let's get numbered. So not quite two years.

We're not splitting our numbers. I think October's when we did it right it was like fall What did you do? What? We're doing what? Nothing. Who? So we got we're not sponsored by McNuggets We got a bunch of McNuggets. We're also not sponsored by the Nazi party We'll just give a throw that out there. Going that out there. You won't find any of that content here but we We got contacted by someone who got some of that McDon's Szechuan sauce that everyone's obsessing on. Great one, much Preston.

Perfect, right over there, it's a car. Oh, it's a fact, I'm impressed. So Preston, please explain the story of the Szechuan sauce and then how it came to fall into your possession. So there's actually only four bottles out there right now, 64 ounces. Two of them was given away to the creator of Gravity Falls and Justin Royland, and two was given away. It just happens that I'm right. Justin Royland by the way, for everyone who doesn't know

is the creator of Rick and Morty. Who incited this mania to begin with about this one? Yeah, why? Well, Rick wanted Szechuan sauce? Yeah, he was like in his own mind, going back in previously in his life, and the only way he could eat such one sauce. Do spill it.

I'm fine. So you. Gus has a, what looks to be like, a medical sample of this sauce. It's kind of my first time, I mean, to interrupt your story. So there's four, 64 ounce bottles. Okay. And you got, what, three ounces it looks like?

Four ounces. There's about three ounces. I was scrolling down and ended up finding that my friend Ducky won one. I jokingly messaged him to send me at and he actually ended up doing it. I was going to share with my friend David, which I found out you guys hired.

David, I think. David, I think, yeah. Yeah, well, no, it was perfect. David and Ducky. Could we get a paper towel to wipe it down? I was just asking for a paper towel. Oh, I wasn't asking for. So what's the chance that this is actually the Szechuan sauce and not someone's jizz?

Yes, so what percentage of your semen is in here? Basically what I was asking. So you got it where? eBay? Where did you get it? Like, would you say if somebody wanted, how did they win it? The Ducky. The Ducky wanted.

The Ducky wanted live stream. There was a live stream for hours, only a few people were watching apparently. They'll figure. Only a few people saw the hashtag, which Duckie and a few other people did. So it wasn't many people who caught the live stream. Is his name Ducky or is that his name? It's Dave and Wasman. It's Ducky. It's Ducky.

Well, you know, anybody know if fame is Ducky previously? A leprechaun? Is it laid before time? Yeah. Is it Ducky? What is Ducky one of the dinosaurs? It's like the web-putted dinosaur. I don't know, but I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I But he had, I don't wanna have, have you tried any, or we like did, I have. Okay. Did it taste a little bit so specimeny? It was just Szechuan sauce. But what does that mean? So this was the sauce. No, that's the water for the dripped off the side there. Are we?

I'm gonna eat it. What are the odds on us dying? Well, it's what, the gust will taste it for us. So this was a special sauce that McDonald's released for the Mulan catomials, right? Is it good? It's really good, yeah.

Yeah, in 1998. Is that what it is, 98? Well, they just remade it. Oh, this is, let me wipe down this water. 20-year-old sauce. Oh, well, there's Justin Royal and he's like 14. I mean, how was he, how was he that in the McDonald's in 1998? I mean, it's Szechuan sauce, but yeah, I think it's pretty good.

I'm happy. I would be again. But you said that didn't wonder the jug sell on eBay for like $15,000? $15,000. What? Really? Who bought it? I believe there was a bit going between notch and deadmouse. So I don't know who won. Some Chinese dude. He really likes Szechuan sauce. You know, I got to say it. one sauce. You know I gotta say it. I'll catch you now, I should see.

I gotta say the sweetened sour is way better. What's that? Sweetened sour. What's your guilty sauce for this? Sweetened sour. We're selling to do a product placement. Sweetened sour all the time. Sweetened sour and hot mustard.

I'm not a big sauce guy, normally. Like I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't eat those sauces. I don't eat, like ketchup. I'm like, even putting salsa on food. Like I'm not a big fan of adding extra food to my food. What about A1? Guess you're all blown my mind today. All right, let's see this.

I also like how we got a hundred chicken nuggets to taste. I've never seen sauce so well used. Like everyone's getting every last one around. We have a jug soul for $15,000. I mean, we're sitting on, if it's three ounces, it's like $400. $400 of sauce. You've already did the math. That's delicious. Barbara, you're sitting on if it's three ounces like four hundred dollars. Four hundred dollars of sauce. You've already did that.

Oh, that's delicious. Barbara, you're a fucking bitch. This is delicious. Oh, really good. You're a bitch. Straight up bitch. The not right word to use for this situation. Well, thanks for sharing your sauce, press.

And you drove down from Dallas for this. Right? Just a brief. Thank you. Oh, I had plenty. It got chugged it. How's a lot of luck. Two. Oh, I had plenty. It got it. It got chugged it. How mad would you beat him?

Like what? That's like a- It's like $400 this off. I'm gonna get about that. 64 into 15,000. Carried to, that's, it was it. How much is an ounce?

Oh, I don't know. $15,000 divided by 64. I don't know. I don't know. Let's talk. So for real, do we have $15,000? Like 200 bucks. Divide 64. It's about 234. Two, they're in know. Let's talk. So for real, do we have sweet stuff? 15,000. 200 bucks?

About 64. It's about 234. 234, besides the ones right there. What's the thing? People from just making this now at home and selling it. I think it's the whole thing. Szechuan sauce is a thing. Yeah, but is it like the special thing that makes this McDonald's one good?

It's the McDonald's one. So the McDonald's like whip up the special batch for this? Yeah, they only sent out four bottles. It's so weird because McDonald's like whip up the special batch for this? Yeah, they only send out four bottles. It's so weird, because McDonald's, it's not to, what do you got there for? I'm really eating so slowly. I'm listening, I'm intently. McDonald's, I would say, is a very family friendly kid friendly,

especially this thing in particular, is associated with happy meals. I don't associate like Rick and Morty as being a kid show. Not like, it's not at all. So it's weird that McDonald's is like, they're trying to, they're targeting a new market. For what?

That's awesome doesn't exist. But if you people are talking about it, it works true. It's effective. I have to admit that they got this enormous plate of chicken nuggets before the podcast. We're just standing next to the,

I probably ate like five of them just sitting there. I've never been a big nug guy. Is that actually like real chicken, or is it mashed up like chicken eyes, maybe? Wasn't there just a big lawsuit about that? Was there a lawsuit? I'm pretty sure there was a big lawsuit that was just settled about the pink slime.

I heard it was real white meat chicken, which I don't know what that was. What's pink slime? Oh, is that the, so this is, man, I'm totally working for memory here. I don't have this prepared. I think we're in. Thank you so much. We use our lawsuits now. I know with that. What's Pink Slime? Oh, is that the other thing? Okay, so this is, man, I'm totally working for memory here. I don't have this prepared. I think we're in.

I think we're in. One of the weaves on lawsuits now. Thank you. We got to try the Session One sauce. There's people all over the internet that would love to try that. We got to do it. They're so jealous.

They keep on falling. I feel very special to have witnessed it with my tongue. Are you loving it? Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. God Lord, guys, ABCU sells $19 billion dollar lawsuit over the pink slime report This happened June 28th of 2017. I will now read this to you ABC settled a 1.9 billion dollar defamation lawsuit Wednesday over its 2012 report on the process meet product dubbed pink slime So it was just a lie. Yeah, it was not associated with McDonald's

But I do recall that there was something, I'm working totally from memory years when we get something wrong. I think about it, it's super size me, where they had a demonstration where they showed what goes into chicken nuggets and it was like just this processed goop is what they claimed and then like shoved through a strainer

and all the kids asked, now do you want to eat this real chicken with a pink goop and all the kids were like, I want to eat the pink goop. They were like, no, no, no, no, no. Was it food ink maybe? I don't think they showed that and supersized me. I know, I've seen that. I've talked about it.

I've talked about it. Yeah, it's like almost like coming out of like a meat grinder. Give me a chicken nugget. So there's always been speculation as to what is in a chicken nugget. These are muk nuggets. Mick nuggets, thank you. And that's enough.

Actually give me a couple, because then one thing we discovered in the podcast, which I love is there's only four shapes. What's your favorite shape? The boot, here's the boot right here. This is the boot. I had no idea that it was that's your shape. There's a boot and then there's a circle.

Then there's the round, right? Isn't that what it is round? Then this is if I recall correctly, bone, which is just a rectangle, bone, and then, what's the other one? Is that one pup? You want me to's the other one? Is that on pup? You want me to tell the other one? Yeah.

So there's four. Bell, bell, bell, bow tie, ball, boot. Bo tie, is this bow tie? Yeah. I guess? No, I used to be bone I think, it's what they used to call it. And they're probably trying to distance themselves from it. I like Barbara when she bites and do it.

Just like, I just do this. Squish. So that's that's that's lime. You know, like check and know it's all right. Now, like that. What's your good? All American white meat right there. That's good stuff. What do you pick when you go through?

I only lots of my big Macs my entire life. Why is that? It's the rule I've set myself. I've never ordered anything else. So you're allowed to order more? Well, I could. I'm gonna praise my lifetime streak. Well, it's funny because I had the opposite going

where I had been McDonald's my entire life. I had never ordered a big Mac. And if you've not discussed this, I said, I'm gonna go order a big Mac. What am I holding on to? Did you like it? It was delicious. Yeah. That's very good.

It was delicious. You can make him at home and I assume that not nearly as good. You may have anything at home. Food. You can rich geranium. It's just a food product. Some stuff's hard to replicate without a lot of money.

Man, what a... Not Big Macs. How much does it cost to like from scratch make a Big Macs? You should ask Aaron, he once made a Big Macs from scratch. Like what, you raise a cow? The geraniums? I mean, you I mean, he got the video of the guy who made his chicken sandwich. Yeah, we talked about this.

I'm not sure if you're on this one, but that was the one that was, yeah, the guy who grew everything he needed. He made a chicken sandwich from scratch. And then ate it and he was like, it's okay. That's it. Let's look on his face. Yeah.

And then he bites it. It's amazing. He puts so much work into it. Yeah, it took him like six months to fully complete it. It's okay. You eat the whole entire time. Get his way from now, just keep eating. I gave you a whole bunch.

I know. How much could you eat if I'm gonna try to do this? Nope, of that. I could eat all that. Could you really? I really could. I think that should be the podcast challenge. I'm not doing it. 2017. No thanks dude.

To celebrate the 450th podcast, eat 450 nuggets. I do have something I do like that, though, where I ate something just because you bet me. I'm not doing that anymore, because I have a strong feeling. Gavin and I did a one-on-one podcast in the summer we're doing special Thursday podcast. Gavin and I did one. Ellie showed up on it and was complaining about something. Oh, book booking your ticket. You made a bet with her that if she gets you into

business class on a free upgrade, you're gonna buy her a business class ticket to go to RTX London. Did I said buy on that exact flight? No. I don't think so. I'm gonna fly Ellie somewhere. I mean, we can do you spend more money flying her to Nova Scotia or whatever. Damn it. Is a terrible bet because if I lose, I lose both ways. It's just bad math. You bet the cost of the thing to get the thing for free. Has he gotten closer? She won't get it.

It's a status. She's making progress. Yeah. But I have a feeling that Gavin's going to like canoeed a lot of it. He's going to get like some kind of little little little semantic. He's just not going to go to RTX London anymore, and just do not take the flight. I would usually upgrade. little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little I would never, ever spend the money on business class. No, never do buy. Well, that's the annoying thing. I agree with you.

I'm going to be buying a business class seat, and I don't even get to sit. Yeah, the price to pay for one of those seats. That's so much. Absolutely ridiculous. What is it international? You're looking at, I mean, when we fly it to Australia, like if you do like LAX to Sydney, you fly coach,

I think is like between $1,500 and $2,000. Yeah, that's like prices from five years ago. It's now like between $1,500 and $2,000. Yeah, that's like prices from five years ago. It's not like $2,000, $2,500. $2,500. If you want to fly business, I think you're looking at like $15,000 to $20,000. I would say some around 12, but still outrageous, Barbara. Outrageous.

I see most people don't pay for those seats. They just get the upgrades. So I call business class, yeah. I would call them. They're companies just have different grades. They're different range by it. And do it. One time I got flown by one of our corporate partners,

whenever corporate benefactors, they flew me to Redmond, Washington. I don't want to name the company, but they flew me up there. And it was like last minute, like I think it was less than 12 hours, they booked the ticket. Wow. The only seat left available in the whole plane

was in first class, domestic flight. And I was like, holy shit. And then in that tinerary, I saw they sent me everything. It was like to fly from Austin, Seattle, it was like $290, first class, 12 hours before the flight. I was like, I want to get that rate. How the fuck? Because I'm sure, you know, this company, they have to fly people all over all the time and they get a great rate all the time. But it was like, holy cow, if I'm sure this company, they have sure they fly people all over all the time

and they get a great rate all the time. But it was like, holy cow, if I could do that, I would do that in a heartbeat. That's less than the cost that I could get for like two weeks in advance domestic coast, Seattle. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they're just trying to sell the seat.

I don't understand why it was that cheap. I just think that that company, they give it a lot of tickets, so they get a good rate. They have to go shade and rate. And I think the same thing is the case for Quantus or whatever you've fly to Sydney. I'm sure it's not like even a reward system.

It's just owner of company talks to owner of company and says like, yeah, sort of sound. I will say this. If it's a company, I just spit the pizza to take a nugget to see a Barbara. Hopefully that was on camera. The, it's a little, I spent like the first five minutes right before the box, I started trying to get rid

of a bugger in my nose. Like I can't find a surprising Barbara looking my nose for this thing. And that was, I have a book. I think I have a book. Like, I'm kidding, chicken nuggets. You said a book like nine times before I knew it, you were talking about.

So you're learning American slang. So yeah, bug on you. No, just a book. Bug, bug. So apparently No, just bug. Bug. So apparently, yeah, dead mouse is the one who bought the other container. Notch got a bid. I think from what I'm reading here,

the two high bidders on the auction, of course, instantly became unresponsive and weren't gonna fulfill the auction. So dead mouse saw it and went ahead and bought it. Oh, okay. Just a lot of that, eBay. Just big old, tough bits. Gotta give a shout out to notch. This is kind of a silly thing. I'm, you know, I don't know if this eBay was probably for somebody's personal profit, but notch is always awesome. When anybody has a live stream, or like humble bundle or anything like that, then you always shows up. And fucking goes crazy.

He's showed up on every one of, uh, extra life. Oh, yeah. It cannot say enough good things about that. Like he just shows up, watches the livestream and then like makes these incredible donations. Yeah, I think that was, I was like two or three years ago at extra life, he donated like $20,000 or something like that. I jokingly said I was gonna like, ridiculous.

Getting a brace with him and I was like, I've shut that down. I shut it down right away. I just figured out how I can get out of paying this for this business class seat. Go on. I'll do what Jack did where you go through all this competition and stuff and then you say,

I'm just gonna donate it to Cherry. You're gonna give your business class ticket to Cherry? No, if I was gonna have to buy one, instead of buying it for Ellie, I'd be like, Ellie, sit in economy, I'm donating this to Cherry. What is that? Why would you do that? Why would you do that?

Wouldn't it jack to that? What are you referencing? Because we had this trial, we had going on over a long period. And he said that if I won, if he won, he would give it to Cherry, so that I won and then I had to give mine to Cherry. But anyway, if you avoid buying the thing and just give the same money to Cherry, then that's how you win and get out of it. You're a better person.

So you would spend the same amount of money. Yeah. You would feel better about not giving it to an airline. We're really, our Lavin' Ely have like five hours of comfort. Six hours of comfort. It's not like, because that's bad, right? That's me jabbing out and that's me giving Ely economy. Jebbing?

But I've also given, it would be like four grand or whatever to cherry. It's not real phrase. It's just jabbing out. I don't know. It's okay. Okay, go ahead. So given it would be like foreground or whatever to cherry So real phrase is getting I don't know. Okay. Okay, go ahead. But does that like cancel out the dick move back to sort of neutral? No.

No. No, you're giving, give him one of the cherry. I'm filling your bet. That's it. That's what keeps it from being a dick move. That's why you always do, but Jack never did that. What's Jack's part of this question? No, I know.

I listen. Do you want to be like Jack? I like Jack. I use the fact that I'm just Do you want to be like Jack? I like Jack. How you doing? I'm just filled all over themselves. It's a messy sloppy podcast. Jack might see a SpaceX launch this week. He is, isn't he?

I thought he went today. He literally was there today. Did it go off? It was like, yeah. Did it go off as a weird way to reference a rocket launch? It's a good question. It's only so was how they were five minutes from launch. And then I never saw, did it go off?

Did it go off? I don't like it. I don't like that. I don't like that. Did it launch? Did it rock it go off? Did it launch? So this was the heaviest launch

that SpaceX has ever done, right? No, I don't like it. Okay, now we're out of information. I'm getting shrugs from him. Go off is totally accurate. Like go off is everything like, like it went off. Yeah, like the bad.

Like, like exploded. Yeah, like it went out like the way it wasn't supposed to. Okay. I'm gonna go the front page of CNN. I'm sure I'm going to find all about our milestone in space will be one of the top headlines. I'm sure, oh wait, nope, it's not. Top headline is Trump lashes out at CNN reporter. Fun. Was that CNN reporter white supremacist?

SpaceX launches NASA cargo to space station, sticks rocket landing again. So, SpaceX launches NASA cargo. Oh, okay. Did it say it went off? It says launches. All right, fat play. Went off without a hitch.

So it went off. Without a hitch. It was good. That was good. Yeah, that was crazy. That we got to find out what they delivered. Sashwan sauce. I think we've studied the effects of cosmic rays

on Sashwan sauce. Right. Now it's like a member of the fantastic work. I mean nuggets were in it. No, no, it's just sauce. Is there any food you can eat twice? I don't like cosmic rays. Why not?

Yes, the Sevent coffee. Yes, you can shits down. Oh, that one, the Sevent coffee. Yes, you couldn't shits down yet. The shit, it's like armondale. What is it? Sevent. Sevent, right? No, Sevent. It's Sevent.

But they're lemurs, they're like, no, they're Sevent. What is it? What is it? What is it? No one knows what that is. It's like a little monkey cat thing. That's a lemur.

It's not a lemur. It's a Sevent. It's a type of animal. It's a sloth. Like a dolphin is a fish. You're killing me. You're killing me. dolphin is a fish. You're killing me. You're killing me. It's a threat.

We read the science, or it's the art podcast. It's a... I can't think of anything aside from corn that comes out edible. If... You love the Sivet coffee. Yeah, it was really good. You was really good. How do you find it?

You buy it online. No, but if you... There's no food... There's no food You buy it online. No, but if you, you can eat twice. There's no food. Go through, oh, what? What I'm saying is if I had to eat the coffee beans and I pooped them out, would you have that coffee? Yeah. You would?

Oh yeah. See, I'll barbs that, too. She's up for fucking anything, dude. That's the reason you get to get an infection. Artie Lime. You're not going, ah! Like you're not going to get an infection from the lemur poop?

You could, they're clean it. So, nobody's selling you a coffee shit. What do you mean it's sold? If it was, Like, that makes it better? I'm not going to eat your shit, but if it's like the coffee beans were taken out and cleaned and like,

sanitized or what, you can have my coffee free, you got to pay me five bucks. Then, it way, you'll have a clear conscience. I'm giving this a try. I'm giving this a try. We're We can have an extra life stretch goal. Bernie coffee. Okay, okay, so say, say Bernie ate a ton of corn.

I'm serious. He did a ton of poops. Oh my god. A load of corn nugs were in the poo, and each nug was taken out until eventually you have a bowl of poop corn. Why do you think that? And you rinse it off.

So there's no poop in it. Would you eat? Can you make corn bread out of it at the very least or something? I do have you over that. If we make cornbread out of it, yeah. You would? All right, now you clothe out of this point.

It's a nice, he's lost me. If you clean it properly. You just think you were so, you liked her because she was down for whatever. Yeah, but there's limits, dude. There's limits. There's lines. So what you feel bad is you watch Barbara eat a nug of corn

that you'd eat. I don't feel like. No. If it puffs the system, perfectly intact, and then it was clean and sanitized to medical standards. And then mashed up with some other ingredients, Mick Cormbread. Yeah, why not? She's part of the very consistent on the podcast, very consistent.

She's not put off by body stuff. She's cool. She's down. She really is. Is that cool? What? Is that cool? stuff. She's cool. She's down. She really is. Is that cool? What is that cool? I think it's cool. I think it's cool to not get out of there kind of stuff. Nothing. You were talking about the podcast when I talked about that British show on Netflix. They watched embarrassing bodies. No, I wasn't. Have you checked it out? Black Mirror. What show is that? It's called Embarrassing Bodies. It's just people who are embarrassed of something. People who have a problem medically

and they're embarrassed to go to their doctor about it. So they go on TV to talk to TV doctors about their embarrassing problem. I think what people told me on Twitter after the fact was it gets them bumped up to the front of the line for private medical stuff in the UK. And that's why they would do that. That way they'd have to wait.

What's an example of something they have on the show? Josh's hemorrhage. Yeah, a woman showed up and she had a skin tag on her anus. And they show her anus and the skin tag. What's a skin tag? I keep hearing about that. It's not just a piece of skin that's a little too long. Yeah.

It's like a little, it goes past you. It's like a 3D mole. Yeah, like a 3, like, goes past your thing. It's like a 3D mole. Yeah, like a 3D mole, but it's skin. It's like a wart. But it's just like... It's just skin. I think a wart has to be some sort of like fungal thing. Yeah.

This is just skin. Okay. Like, I've seen it on people's necks before. I'm not talking about, yeah. Here you go. I've got a little one to chew on. I've got a little one on one of my eyelids. I've heard which one it is.

Apparently, if you nick one, they bleed forever. They just don't stop. I've never told you about that. Have I ever told you about the neck hair I have? Neck hair? I think you have. Have I told you the story? Yeah, you have a single long invisible neck hair? I have one neck hair that comes up. Like, it's just one tiny little hair,

and I'll find it when I'm doing my makeup something, and I'll pluck it. And then, like, two days later, it'll show up again, but in a different spot. It's like a whack of mole. That's the one head, isn't it? Is that the one at a time? Only ever one at a time. What if there you do? Oh, it's a skin tag.

That looks like the sparkles neck of the second. Yeah, I was like, I don't know, brown hair. That's a mole. That looks like a mole. That's skin tag. I guess it could be dark. What if you don't pluck it? I'm with Gavin here.

If you don't pluck it, is the second one I'm going to show up anyway? I'll test that. I think you could be done. What if you don't pluck it? I'm with Gavin here. If you don't pluck it, is the second one going to show up anyway. I'll test that. I think you need a test. I mean, I know. I think you have a furry neck. I think it's where we're going to find out. It's just a slow growing furry neck. I have one hair in my eyebrow that if I let it, we'll just grow to like waist lengths.

If I let it, it just goes and goes and goes. I've one in each eyebrow and that both white. I just like co-ing that. They will go the entire length of my eyebrow and I can like bury them under. Do you have a, you're here yet? No, we need yet. You think I'm like, you guys can find my falling apart yet?

No, I do. Do you? I don't have that. I've got a friend of mine. We're gonna do the mirror. My thing is just going gray. I'm going gray. Don't you need a hat in your ear to hear better?

What's the point of it, huh? I was like block stuff. Keeps that stuff. I think to protect the ear drum, isn't it? Yeah, keeps stuff out. Same as your nose hairs. And eyelashes. Oh yeah, yeah.

I heard if you plucked your eyelashes, that it's impossible. Who plucks their eyelashes? You've talked about this before, but supposedly Keanu Reeves for his matrix goop pod scene. He got rid of all of his body hair. And I should go back and watch the scene at some point, but apparently even like his eyelashes aren't even in it.

I mean, couldn't I have just put like clear, I don't know. Clear? I don't think clear, or? When we've- Getting colored, just care. When we heard that beard short, you and I, Bernie tried to convince me very briefly

to actually shave my eyebrows. But I was the person who looked it up too, before you shaved your eyebrows. Did you? No. They take like seven months to grow back. Oh, fuck. That's fine.

Well, for you, would you do it? Oh, but that was eyebrows. These are powerful. I draw my power from them. You look weird without your eyebrows. I can't imagine from them. You look like focuses all the energy. I can't imagine. You could just take fake ones to the top of your glasses and know what to have done.

Honestly, every human looks weird to say eyebrows. Okay, so I'm a little reluctant to talk about something that has to do with somebody else's appearance at the company and they point out, but apparently to thing, and I notice it, apparently Jeff looks like he has no eyebrows sometimes. Have you ever never noticed that? I've never, I've known the guy 20 years,

I've never noticed that. I know sometimes. Is there a picture of him without eyebrows? There's just, no, there's just a little sparse. But it's not like a bad thing. It's just the way he looks. And I guess in some lighting or like the way his head is angled, sometimes maybe it looks like he has no eyebrows.

And then you always get though, it's the phenomenon of YouTube comments, where you get the one person who notices it. Yeah. And then you always get the, it's the phenomenon of YouTube comments where you get the one person who notices it. Yeah. And then just can't let it go. Like they're just like, they just, they got a comment everything about it.

So he looks like he doesn't have eyebrows. I got eyebrows. I get what people are saying, but it's just like yeah. I think it's a mainly weird. That's like a picture of Jeff. Yeah, it's one of his old headshots. Yeah, that's the biggest thing. So he's on the couch in the old Congress office.

I don't like those. I like that one. I thought that was a great one. That was also the one where I was at the table with the microphone in front of me. I like those headshots. I think better than anything. That was the Congress office.

Oh, yeah. No, that was a six, six, six. Six, six. Yeah, I thought that was six, six. I was saying Congress about just thinking six or six. Yeah, that was crazy. Those ones, like like super sharp and brings out all the facial detail.

Satur, like do they call it? HDR? Yeah. Hooder. HDR. What'd you call them? Hooder. It's like the big buzz word.

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and then publish them and get like 20 of them and I would just go put them in airports when we were at the airport together and wait to see how long before Gus discovered his that I wrote his biography that you wrote. That would be really funny. That would be a long term prank. Yeah. Would you actually fully write the book or just have fake covers? I was thinking about I do like 50 pages and then just repeat them so that he could

just open the book and be like, what the fuck? And be like, that's the personal stuff. And everyone else. Mexican border. I think it was a Ziz and Zari or someone who had like a biography that came out and when you would see it in airports,

he'd autograph one and just leave it there on the. I think a lot of them. Yeah, I think we'll do that. That's a really cool idea. All right. Vandalism. Game of Thrones. I saw there's an app that people use.

I think it's an Apple Watch app that measures your heartbeat. And they had a lot of their users opt in to measure their heartbeat during Game of Thrones episodes. So they could track what Game of Thrones did to people's heart rates as they were watching different episodes. See, like what made people's heart rates go up. And four out of the five top moments were just dialogue, which is like, was not competencies.

Let me take some. Game of Thrones is writing the season. They are very subtly at times, unbelievably subtly at times, really, really rewarding people who are highly invested in that show. It is incredible some of the stuff that has come up in the last two episodes. Some of the stuff is big action stuff,

which if, when I'm not gonna spoil anything, but if you watch any promo for last week's episode, you'll know what it was. It was like a huge payoff for years and years of watching that show. And in this episode, there was like two things, two or three things that were just like massive things that were just like casually said.

One of them was almost in the background. One of them was like, don't shut up, we don't want to hear that. But that was the best part of the act, because the person that's being told to just goes, why are we even paying attention to this dumb story? I'm trying to find solution to our problems. I'm like, you have to fucking solution. She just said it.

She just said the solution to your problem. I remember that now. Yeah. Gotcha. That's great. And then all the bits with, there was a character that we hadn't seen in a while came back and all the stuff with him was tremendous, really tremendous.

Yeah. And it was like throwback like season one, season two. Yeah. Yeah, that was just me. Game of the chin, one line that may have been said in like a random episode in season two. And they'll just like fling it back around and now it's important. But unless you've watched all the episodes recently,

I don't think a lot of people will notice those things. Well, I think some of those moments, like they intentionally set those up to be big moments when they came out all those years ago. Like there was one, I think what you're talking about, like the reference back to an earlier season this season. Like that was a huge scene that people talked about at length when that scene happened originally.

I think that might have stuck with people in resonated a bit more. I also realized this season, like there's so many different plot lines and storylines that are finally coming together. Oh, God, yeah. It's like, I want to call it like Game of Thrones the reunion, like all these characters are finally

I've ever seen. There's not many characters left. Yeah, it's true. They whittled them down. They're reusing actors a lot. They're happy to get. Yeah, one of the gods from last night, and I was, it was a, remember when they had the play,

and Arya had to go and get an actress. Oh yeah. One of the, the person in that play who was playing Ned Stark was one of the gods last night. I've got a good memory, Gav. I've just been watching him all again. Oh, okay. And he's a famous actor.

He was in like hot fuzz and stuff. Oh, really? What's the damn thing? What are you rewatching Game of Thrones while also watching the new episodes? Yeah, I got some split timelines going on. Yeah, man, it's tough because I went back and watched a couple of episodes.

Like they just referenced the, couple episodes they referenced a hard home where they had the big fight with the white walkers. That was just fucking nuts. It was great. Yeah, that was really nuts. And yeah, it's been really good though. This season has been a huge path.

One of my favorite like throwbacks was when Jamie Lannister was talking to Lady Tyrell and she references his sword. They seem to be going out of their way to point out where the Valerian blades are. Have you noticed that? They're very carefully like peppering that through all these episodes of where these Valerian steel blades. And she references Jamie Lennon's to a sword that I came from Jofrey. And she goes, what do he name it? And Jamie Lennon goes, widows whale. And she goes, God, he was a cunt. And that's so funny. Because it throws back to one of my favorite

scenes when the Hound and Arya are talking about Needle, her sword. And she goes, you name your sword. She goes lots of people name their sword, he goes lots of guns. I feel like this perfect throwback to that like that's something in that world that like if you name your sword, it's like the fuck out of here. But I've forgotten about that scene and then like I heard other people I was like, oh right, yeah, that's really, it's really cool. Yeah. That's an example of one of those like really fan server see things.

Did you see a minor spoiler that I'd say minor spoiler, not really. So don't freak out. Did you see that somebody redid the fight scene between Arya and Brianna of Tarte with lightsabers? No, it's actually pretty cool. Yeah, that did the same with Um, Obern and the mountain. Did they?

And that makes sense. That would be good because you get a staff. Yeah, yeah, like a double sided cause you get a staff. Yeah, like a double-sided one. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'll try to remember what scene that was. Are you behind a lot? You're behind a last night episode for sure.

No, I watched out at the night. You did? Well, I flew back from Boston this morning, so I watched it on my laptop, my hotel room. At this point, everybody's not noticed at this point, right? It's the last season and a half of Game of Thrones. Spoilers no longer count after the show airs. It's kind of annoying, right?

Yeah. Spoilers are before, like Nerdist actually spoiled something last week. You know, I talked about it. I mentioned it. You texted me about it. This episode. Yeah, but this episode, they said,

did, here's literally what Nerdist put on Twitter. They said, did IMDB spoil the return of person's name on Game of Thrones? I'm like, no, but you do just tweet that to everybody. It's like, yeah, photo and everything. Would it go think or anything? Yeah, the photo of the character and everything. I will say. And they were right, by the way, the character returned. Yeah. If you're someone who's been watching each season, you know, each year, and you haven't

gone back and watched him, if you've you binge the entire show, it's phenomenal. Yeah, it's a great way to watch it. I started doing that, but I only got to about mid season two before the new season started. And now I'm like, well, I don't wanna keep watching. It's like every tiny little mention of whatever is important and is referenced so much and you don't notice if you watch once a year.

That's the thing when I rewatch Breaking Bad, the same thing was true. We were sitting, so much foreshadowing. We were sitting down at lunch talking with Aaron today and he revealed that he's only seen four episodes. No, I think he's the only thing he's only ever seen the season finale for every season of Game of Thrones. Is that always at your house?

Really? He's having a taste. He's come. All invited for this season now. So I started trying to ask him like what he thought was happening based on like the six episodes that he's seen He said there's always a lot of people walking through through hallways Okay, he also can't justify why he doesn't watch it

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he doesn't know yeah, he doesn't have phone capable of text or didn't for a long time Yeah, there we go. I like that that they've tried cram in so much at this point that travel doesn't exist anymore Whoa, yeah, Davos was supposed to all, well, no, can't say it. So is it not? So is it not? People will leave and come back in the same episode. The leave come back, leave some worlds and get there. Yeah.

It's like, what the fuck? That's cool. It's just amazing to be barbed of. The people can make a scene like that. I mean, if I saw that the show, like a Star Wars show, I would believe that, to those were like favors. Yeah, absolutely. Somebody just said, home, just fucking around,

make it that. Millions of dollars back in the day to do that. Oh, yeah. And a few years before that, utterly impossible. And now it's like some dudes at home don't run. Oh, let's mask it out behind your body. You've got an auto tracker, it was so crazy. I cannot wrap my head around after effects.

You should. You should spend some time, absolutely crazy. You should spend some time. Do you see the video I made? You remember when Trump tweeted that like, called Feifey or something? Coffee, Fe? Yeah, whatever that was.

No, he knows. I mean, I made a video that was seen from Twilight where it's the girl and the guy, what are their names again? Bella? Yeah. And they're in the forest and he's like I Know she's like I know what you are and he's like say it and she goes vampire

But I just dubbed over and went kofi But it was the shitties quality. I filmed the video on my computer with my phone And then did like an audio recording of my phone at the same time. Did you like edit that together? Yeah? Yeah, was that just for a tweet or something just for that together? Yeah. And I love that. Yeah. Was that just for a tweet or something? Just for a tweet. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty much just what we just saw now.

It's very comfortable. Yeah. I think so. You edited something together for a tweet, showing yourself in three different videos within the span of like two minutes. Yeah. I just put them all together for the actual timeline,

or as much as I could anyway. He showed that he was in the battlegrounds game with all of the let's play people yeah the vlog and then the podcast did the Rooster Teeth version come out of that Yeah, it goes on first though. You mean the RT podcast version. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's already up in its own first What I refused to call it a T-Pull Cust version because I wasn't it Okay, you put Rooster Teeth here, okay with? Oh Yeah But you put your part of Roishu teeth and you were in it. Okay, there we go. Speaking of first, we had first week last week.

Yeah. Do we have, what were our final totals? Do we have our, I don't know if we have our goals? Do you want to be to cover? Do you? Gavin, you're not going to be driving Bernie. Oh, do we get the, do we get the cooking show though? Yeah, we just, I think we just crossed over 13,000 signups

So why is that game time with Bernie? We are Jeff and Gavin we just have to make some food. Yeah, pretend like we know what we're doing Exactly. All right. What are you gonna make you're gonna make nuggets? Don't ask me. I'll let Jeff Jeff the chef Jeff the chef. He's actually really good chef. Yes. Yes. Yes Every time he like would make steak make it would be delicious Also, you also make good steak and you go. Thank you. Thank you He is. Every time he would make steak, make it, it would be delicious. Also, you also make good steak and you go. Thank you.

That's what I was saying for. You both make terrible steak. That's one of you. One of you, one of you else got sick. How is it that you would just- You can get some going on. Like Meg's writing about throwing up all over the place too. She was just writing about throwing up

using her squatty potty and everything. What? What did you do? I could sick too much. When I even thrown up in years, I can't even sick too much? I haven't thrown up in years. I can't even know. I thought I was gonna throw up earlier today. Time to die.

I felt really sick. I'm gonna plug in my laptop so you can be a bit of a standup. I had, I drank a big cup, I think the sweater was. I drank a big cup of coffee from Starbucks, and I was fine then like an hour later. I was just like doubled over, my stomach was fucking killing me. I thought I was gonna vomit. I felt, I had like the sweats.

I work. Yeah. Shit. Was that today? I wasn't sure if I was gonna make it to the podcast. I feel like Gus is way shitier and vamiier than I am. I think these guys are the vamiiers, we aren't. I haven't vamiated in years.

I haven't vamiated a sectoral. Did he know that he replaced his regular coffee with poop golf? But it's just, it was like when I was drinking, I was like, God, it tastes like really bitter and burnt. The first panels I ever saw you do, you left in the middle of it to go and vomit. It's the word acidic. Yeah, I was letting you go.

Thank you. I'm not how that one's got by you. I'm wondering whether, because I don't get ill a lot, I don't get like, I have to stay in bed because I'm poorly. But I do vomit if I eat bad. You vomit and I'm poorly. But I do vomit because I'm bored. If I eat bad. You vomit and you shit yourself.

Well, yeah, but I'm wondering, is it because of my cat? Well, yeah, but what do I mean? Maybe because of your cat. Well, I like to kiss my cat's head. Is it a dirty head? I kiss my cat all the time. I kiss the top of my cat's head. Joe's like, maybe your immunity's not that great.

At least once a day. I feel like it's good though. It's like my body's like, I don't know what I can't handle it. I feel like you're just more germs in your life. Yeah, maybe do you get sick at conventions? That's a very common thing. Not like a cold? I don't because I usually go for the fist bump.

I just feel like that. I think I'm past all that at this point. I never get sick at conventions. I saw just a, just a knee. I was like, yeah, sick. I was surprised by that. Every convention that, so like the fact that she would get sick,

it was inevitable had to happen at some point. Had to happen at some point, but I'm still kind of surprised that she would get sick. She seems like she would be. I don't get convinced. I'm stuck. I can't see. It has not happened to me either,

but I'm very diligent about hand sanitizer. Apparently that could be bad though if you used too much hand sanitizer. I used that at events, but it's better than soap. And I just recently read that. I thought I'd never use hand sanitizer because I just thought it was evil, but it's better than soap. And I just recently read that. I thought I'd never use tan sanitizer because I just thought it was evil.

But it probably is better than soap. I just, I don't know why. I like it's anti-biotic, which you're not supposed to do anyway. But it's alcohol-based. But it's alcohol-based. It kills everything. Right.

I had some misconceptions about the hand sanitizer. I worked it out, though. Yeah, it's like, I use hand sanitizer and I don't touch my face. That's it. I touch my face all the time. Best. I feel like all of your orifices are like right by my face. That's it. I touch my face all the time. Best. I feel like all of your orifices are like right by each other.

That's how you get sick. It is funny, like I do fist bump people, but I also really like to hug people so I feel like it almost defeats the purpose. Yeah. No handshake. Let's kiss. Yeah, come on.

You're pretty good. When you're hugging someone, it's different though than like, you never know it's on someone's face. Take off my hands you want. Just don't like go, like put your hands in your mouth. Oh. Right?

It's like the shit. Something it's specifically about your hand. You can't take it in through your hand, can you? I don't think so. I think it's just because you touch people and then you eat or like you. Do you have a cut on your hand? Mm.

Like if I get my hand in a bowl, pull it out. And then wash. A bowl of what? Such one's all. I'm one laughed. Someone thought that was really funny. Who laughed? Let's name and share.

Let's name and share. Who laughed? You can't have any of the Colbyn nuggets now. You're off to list. So I want to go back to this first week thing. Okay, first week. So in the first week list of goals and this was proposed

to me probably like three months ago, because I think it would be one of the episodes of game time. I was like, sure, the plan for the vlog was actually to be the successor to game time, where I would go with somebody and go do something. Probably the best example that was me and you, I took you to go zip lining right before always open debuted. Didn't really work, the format didn't work, I mean, you know, for that where it was, it wasn't enough time, it was only like 11 to 15 minutes edited, game time and the one-on-one podcasts. I think it was like the only time I really were sitting down talking was in the car. Right. Because then the rest of it was kind of focused on what you're doing. Yeah, it did quite work,

but I have a great plan for the vlog now. I say, this one we just put out today is like fantastic. I'm so happy with where it is. What's the code? Uh, I did a performance review for Ellie. I gave her her first quarter performance review. Is it real? Or is it just like, you know, listen, my whole, listen, my whole job now at Richard Heath is to make Ellie's job as stupid as possible.

That's literally the whole point of the volume. I saw her just before the podcast rolling something in on like a giant dolly and I'm like, I'm not even gonna ask a question anymore. It's just like, I just, if my people, if she's embarrassed to talk about what she does for a living at dinner parties, then my mission is complete. I like that approach. Yeah, that's a good approach. Yeah. If I were her, I would just say, um, I babysit this story something you're old dude. It was very boring, it comes out with dumb shit. Yeah. But the vlog didn't turn out like that. The one-on-one podcast actually,

I think, were a much better replacement for game time than were the vlogs. And I think the audience response has been the same. I'm actually, even though we published this thing, I think I would like to pivot that and not do episodes of game time. I would like to do more of those like one-on-one podcasts as a more formal show, because we're about to stop making these Thursday night podcasts. Yeah, I think it ends in a week or two. Yeah.

When does it, you know, when an endspatrick? End of the summer? When is the last Thursday podcast? So we don't currently have any plans to do any one-on-ones anymore We're just gonna go back to other formats and stuff. It was never the plan to make Plants like introduce like some new faces and stuff. Well, it was mainly trying you I just always want to try new concepts like yeah I first wanted to try the three-man podcast then I want to try the one-on-one podcast,

do more side-car stuff. You can just tell me not to come on the podcast. More games. Do you want to go on the Thursday podcast? You'd be on three podcasts. Other guests always open isn't shooting right now. What's up? Oh.

Soon? Okay, well there we go. So I think I might do something along those lines. Rather than you explicitly game time. Game time the mechanic was, we would play a game while I asked people a question and that person would be the person playing the game. My idea bar was that because they were concentrating on the game, they wouldn't think about their answers too much.

They would just answer, right? But a lot of people were just kind of distracted by the game when they were watching the show, too. So during all one, we were trying to play Rick Shay. And if I was getting into like a story that I would just like walk around in the game, not really. I'm very bad at multitasking. We did, you and I, the game time I did, we did Daisy.

The game's still not out. I know. That was three years ago. Well, PUBG just be it. PUBG is fucking destroyed. I'll do a game time if you wanna do a PUBG. Meg is so into PUBG. So good.

I'm so happy you guys are playing. We did our December of 2013. It's almost four years ago. Crazy. I was happy to see that Meg was playing PUBG. You're into it now too. You hadn't played for a long time. I played with her.

I don't really like playing on my own. I just suck. I prefer it. That's my favorite way to play a solo. Play yourself? Yeah. I don't really like playing on my own. I just suck. I prefer it. That's my favorite way to play a solo. By yourself? Yeah. You can get really far by not killing anyone. Yeah, I think the crawling.

Yeah, the best I ever did without ever firing a shot is I've gotten to number two doing that. And I avoided all conflict, but it's like, I had no way to kill the last guy. And we were, we were, he was fully stalked. I had nothing. So he killed me. I still need to get a PC. Yeah, you should. It was one of these games that I really want to try playing.

That big, let's play mash up the super cut of all the, of the games is really interesting to watch. It is. You don't ever really see such a huge number of people from every perspective play. It was really cool because I wanted to know, you know, in that let's play, we encounter you guys and have a firefight with you. Michael shot me in the back of the face. Yeah, and then seeing the other, I didn't even notice that the friendly fire had happened.

Michael is so blind because you guys wrote up in a Jeep. Yeah. And there was a broken park Jeep. Yep. Already there. So when I saw this Jeep come over, I was like, oh, I'll get behind this, this cover. Michael just hears Jeep and just shoots the nearest thing

to a Jeep in front of him. He didn't even see you guys. He just shot me in the back of the head. Yeah, that's a whole, what's the deer someone? Right, deer someone is it? Let me look. He edits a weekly highlight reel and it's amazing from people submit clips for PUBG to him.

And he had for a while. It wasn't in this week's, I don't think. But he always had a segment which is like someone scoping and then they fire, just they fire, you see their teammate like completely dark in the scope running by and they're like, it happens all the time where people just like walking in front of other people's gun, they're gonna be shot.

That's why Rainbow Six siege is very good because you can one shot kill a teammate and it's just like, that's so quickly that everyone's panicking and yelling. I've heard that really shit at first person. Dear someone, yeah. Real, I can't recommend those highlight reels enough. Once you watch one of them, you'll go nuts.

They're great. They're 28 at this point. This is week 20 to 21. I don't know how many. I mean, every time he puts one out, I watch it. I love it. I look forward to it. They're really great.

It's a fantastic game. It is a fun game. I'm a little bit out of it now. I've been playing more seven days to die lately. I got really scared when I was scared. I was really shocked the other day because there was a new pill-taking animation. And I started taking, like, when you take painkiller. So it's like, you take it.

There's like an animation for it. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on? Is my game, oh, don't, they added an animation. I was watching a guy do that. Instead of picking me up, he was like, nah, nah, nah, nah. I'm like, me doing. Also, it doesn't, I was watching a guy do that. Instead of picking me up, he was like, nah, nah, nah, nah, I'm like me doing. Also, I get so bad at the game, it doesn't take me 10 minutes to take a pill.

Or 10 seconds, excuse me, 10 seconds. If I'm in bad luck, I can swallow pill. Goomba, let's get it. Without war? Yeah, I can do it. She swallowing nugga that war? I'll fool them. Oh my god.

I'll try it. I feel like I'm not. Did everyone want to watch Bernie die? Yeah. That's the thing I can't do that. How do you do that? Does anyone know how to do the Heimlich maneuver? No, it's not. No, I'll hack. No, I'll do it. I feel like everyone wants to watch Bernie die. Yeah. That I can't do that. How do you do that? Does anyone know how to do the Heimlich maneuver? No, it's not.

No, it's not. No, I'm gonna chew it up and get it all nice and soggy for you. You want a baby bird? Baby bird. I don't think that's the same thing at all. I feel like I won't be trying to get you to eat stuff if you finally vomit from one of them. Like the reason I'm still up for you in that stuff.

I found it for the pancakes or the tacos. Yeah, but I didn't make you do that. Okay. I keep from the design. These like clever things while we're out and about. Like all that sushi. You just eat it and then you'll find out. That was the one I was thinking of.

We read an airport and he bet me that I wouldn't eat the entire like it was the one we platter for sushi. You were on the airport? I had a airport. It was like a platter for two. I was just bragging about the fact that I never get sick. I never get food poisoning. Just I can get you food poisoning.

We're gonna eat airport sushi and you're gonna eat the full boat. Like it was 40 pieces of sushi. Let me guess you were fine. I was fine. I was so- You got on the plane, you're just like, I hate you so much.

Yeah, the pressure of going in the air too. And just like, You missed last week maybe the most speaking of fish and airplanes. Speaking of fish, maybe the most brilliant, crystal maris analysis ever. Was it fish are different than the ground? Yeah, he said he was on a plane and the two meal options were fish or chicken. And he decided against the fish because fish are the opposite of air. He's so dumb. and he decided against the fish because fish are the opposite of air.

He's so dumb. I wouldn't say he's dumb. He's brilliant. He's really brilliant. I like legitimately can't understand what he was trying to say though. Because there's no fish in here. Come here. Like, fish are not only on the ground. They're like below the ground in the ocean.

So that even further from people on planes. So why would that make a fuse? Because the fish is more out of place. It's a fish out of water. So he went with the chicken. You guys were so pleased with himself on that one. I looked right in the camera. He did. That's so much fun. And now he ended up, he got the chicken.

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Play with monopoly, you know. Do you like your cards and you have Gavin's semantics thing, so. Can we just gamble? Yeah, let's make some bets. Cool, yeah. Do you think that someone bet $880,000 that Mayweather's gonna win this fight?

What? And because of the odds. Yeah, if he wins, he'd get like 150 grand. Yeah, Mayweather's gotta be the odds on favorite to win. Real, he'd get like 150 grand. Yeah, maybe whether it's got to be the odds on favorite to win real fast, just to go back up for a second. I'm so excited about that. Consumer Reports reported 25% return rate. Internal leaked Microsoft memo says that had there are quality issues, but it's not quite 25% that it's probably about a 17% return rate. Okay, well, I haven't had any problems. I'm happy with my surface book.

Man, are you guys gonna watch that fight? Yeah. No. I don't know how I am. I was interested in it and watching it for the spectacle and I was watching, does anybody ever watch Real Sports with Brent Gumball? Yeah.

I was watching Real Sports a couple of weeks ago and he had like, when he closed the show, you know He had this little monologue and he talked about how Outlandish and what is spectacle it is and how the people are just Behaving in bizarrely unprofessional ways for PR and just earn money. I want to watch it Just because I feel like so many people gonna be watching it. It will annoy me to have to hear about. I might as well just watch it Like Aaron and Game of Thrones? It'll be one of those crazy things

if it's over in like 15 seconds. Oh my, he doesn't stick up to it. Yeah. It'll just be crazy. I've never been interested in any fighting stuff. Not UFC or anything, huh? Nothing. I'm not huge into it.

It doesn't, there's, I have no interest in it. Barbara, I normally challenge that with one word. Hockey. That's you're not watching people, just people fight. It's a sport. But you like it when they fight. You like it when they fight. You like it when they fight.

You like it when they fight. You like it when they throw off the gloves. Boxing is very tactical sport. I guess it's just I like team sports. I don't like one on one. I'm with you. I don't like watching. I don't like watching fights.

Boxing is a team sport You got both hands on the same You know it's weird back in high school. I almost got expelled I tell you about this. Yeah In a six pack Wait, when you just do the tongue What are you wearing today, by the way? What is this? This is a shirt I got in Boston. So that's Boston.

That way you know who you are. You're not in Boston anymore though. People know who you wear. I didn't bring any warm clothes with me and it was a pretty cold inside, so I had to get a long sleep shirt. Well, how was Boston, general? It was great.

It's the first time I've ever been to Boston that wasn't during packs. And it's fucking cold during packs, always. It was great. It's the first time I've ever been to Boston that wasn't during packs. And it's fucking cold during packs. Well, yeah. Freezing cold. It was warmer from where I was at the time, which was Canada. Oh, that's true. But it was always cold. So being in Boston, it was in the same convention center too. And actually being able to see the convention center and not being covered in snow was a very weird experience. Right. Yeah. And it brought me back to the time where our flight got canceled, Gus. Yeah.

Going in packs. Yeah, that's so. I wanted to drive from New York. Yeah, flew to New York and then road tripped it. And we stopped from milkshakes on the paper. I'm not sick. I did. Got you.

Yeah, it was actually kind of fun. Yeah. Who was in that car? It was you, Jack, me, Monty, Miles and Shane. And Cary. And Cary. Just to see you. Yeah, we gotty, Miles, and Shane. And Carrie. And Carrie. Just seven, see ya. Yeah, we got to.

We got to, a van. We talked about, like, we were trying to figure it out. Like, I booked the flight to New York. I had to rebook everyone, because I work with children. I rebooked everyone across like five different itineraries to New York. Then I was like trying to figure out like, what's the biggest car I can rent

that we can fit all of these people and all of their luggage. And I, like, I didn't think we were going to be able to do it. I thought we'd have to get two cars, but I found like trying to figure out like, what's the biggest car I can rent that we can fit all these people and all of their luggage. And I like, I didn't think we're gonna be able to do that. We have to get two cars, but I found like a van rental. Yeah, because we were flying on the Thursday night and we had a panel Friday morning. So we had to be in Boston. Yeah. They're like, oh, we get you tomorrow.

And it's like, no, we have to be there. I would not have not like at all know what to do. It was fun. It was, it was a good experience. It was really stressful at the time, but. Yeah. It was only like a four hour drive. Yeah, I was bad at all. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I had a dream that I was going to the airport and I had booked it for the following month on that date You know you ever do that

Like when you go to book a flight and you catch it before you do it This was I was at the airport and I couldn't get back one of the most terrifying things to me is when you're adding someone to your flight So I'm going somewhere and then it was so it's like oh Dan's coming to you I'm like okay, let me get him on the same plane to make sure that I've done everything on the same exact plane and the same day, I'm always like looking at both, like over and over again. Because I have books. And what's your worst case scenario, right? I mean, it's just like, you might have to change

the ticket later. I'm the same way though. It's at the point where I will often hold the ticket instead of buying the ticket, you can put like a 24 hour hold on it and then the hold expires and then I have to pay an extra 100 bucks because some like the price frame is changing or something.

Yeah, such a bummer. Such a bummer, dude. Yeah, whenever I do that, I always have like two different browsers open. Yeah, it's the one time where I minimize the window down so I can fit both. Yeah, I've got a bunch like this is correct. It's scrolling at the same time. The amount of times I've booked flights on the wrong day. I mean, it's always quick enough before it gets like properly ticketed.

You can take it. I do it constantly and that's such a fatter start again. Because of every flown jet blue before. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think of it? The one flight I remember of jet blue, the cabin got really hot and a bunch of people passed out. Wow. And I was just sweating. I was like, is the plane on fire somewhere? They're just not telling us. They didn't say a word There's just people like slumping over and I was like Yeah, no it's hot but no one came over any like loudspeaker instead of what was going on And then it just cooled down you and I were on a flight one spring

I don't remember this I think we're flying back from Florida for some reason and The plane was really hot like you're saying and then you and I reached up to like open up the little air vents And it was blowing hot air. It was like a blow dryer. And we were like, is there a fire on this plane? Why? Yeah, that was that's reminding me. I had to close my thing because it was difficult to breathe the hot air. I was like, if this is off, I'm going to be able to breathe better. Yeah, it was it's awful deep. Plea unpleasant. I was so tired though. I was like, I guess I'm just going to die. I guess it's easier to fall asleep that way. Yeah. I don't know if it's every JetBlue flight,

but we took JetBlue to Boston, and there's no first class. There's just seats that have extra legroom and seats that don't. Yeah. And you could pay $85 to get the extra legroom. That's a lot of money to move. And the boarding process is like the members who have points with it, and then anybody who's purchased the extra legroom,

and then that's it. The necromanels. See, the way it always works for me is they break down the math, which is like if a plane ticket is $12,000 to Australia or $15,000, let's say, and a normal ticket is $2,000. All I have to do is say, it's about a 12-hour flight. I'm basically making 12 to $13,000 by sitting in a chair for 12 hours. If you gave me that job, I would do that job. That's what the way I always look at those upgrades.

It's like, I'm not gonna pay the money because it's like I'm sitting in the chair earning that money if I don't pay it. So I can always justify it. It's like a thousand bucks an hour. That's a really good way to look at it. It's a thousand bucks an hour. What else costs a thousand bucks an hour. That's a really good way to look at it. It's a thousand bucks an hour. What else costs a thousand bucks an hour?

I don't know. Really good hookers. It's a thousand bucks. How much do hookers cost? Why do you ask me? Because I don't know. You can do it out there. You can do it out there.

I don't know. You want to buy one? Yeah. Where do you go to get a hooker? Where do you go? I'll think one, two, three. You go to get a hooker. That's in my Google search history. How do hire a hooker or prostitute or masseuse? Whatever. It's the first return

Austin are you looking at whatever? I don't know gardener buying a hooker is tougher than you might think What buying a hooker that's such a weird way to pray you guys should have a professional sex worker on a always open Yeah, that'd be interesting wait wait me we already oh, yeah Isn't that illegal? Oh, you already already on the open. Yeah, that'd be interesting. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm looking for all what is it? This is stopped everyone. Where do you look under jobs? Me? What would you like to go up? Would you like a hookah? Or would you ever talk about like a massage with a happy ending? A hooker.

A massage. Really with a happy ending? And then you get a massage out of it. Oh, we get rubbed and then. And then you still get to. Now when I'm getting the massage, I'm not getting excited by that. I'm usually asleep, you know, if anything.

Well, I wasted money. I had the worst massage experience in my life recently. I'm just saying that's the reaction my body would have. My body wouldn't be like, let's give a move. You know, what if she was like rubbing you down the front a little bit of like, pupil region? All right, just let's go.

You don't get that close. I found a website, there's a special right now for $280, regular price, $350 to $400. Wait, wait, wait, for what? One hour visit. One hour visit. Does that go up when you've got a lot of times? What is it called?

What is it called? What a bargain. I mean, you have a very quick refractory. No, that was supposed to be a hey. No tipping the last thing, but it actually turned into a refractory. Yeah, no tipping combo rag head tipping no tipping no upselling Just the tipping

Very good. That was all right. That's better. That's better than your expelled joke so Barbara as lady who is sexually active or has been in the past So I've heard a lot I forget What is more important to you is how long guy lasts important or his refractory period? Refractory. Really? Yeah, because you get to go in again. Because sex, if it goes on for a certain amount of time, it becomes not enjoyable because you start to get raw. Yeah. And then you need some more. You need your own refractory period. Yeah.

I don't know if I would say it's more important, but like, I think people put too much emphasis on being able to last a really long time. So what's your perfect figures for like time lost and time? I like it's like a good 15 minutes, 15, 20 minutes. And then refractory period. And then in between maybe like 30?

30 minutes? Yeah. Okay. Like 30 hours. Like 30 minutes. 30 hours, you're pushing it. It's a fence, it's a fence. 30 minutes.

My recovery time's gotten slower. I've definitely noticed that. Definitely with ages one thing I've noticed probably more than the older. Yeah. Is the refractory period is like, yeah. It's like, man, I used to be a little rub one out, then immediately rub another one out. Yeah, what I was doing here. My boyfriend at period, it's like, yeah. It's like, man, I used to be a little rub one out, then immediately rub another one out.

Yeah, when I was younger, my boyfriend at the time would be like, have sex and then like, as you're cuddled, he's hard again. Okay, yeah, no, okay, I thought, just said, they said something else in there. No, no, really, really, really, really, really, really, I'm trying to get past that. Anyway.

Okay. Oh, boys, would these be a zero good drop? Yeah, I don't know the other day I went down to San Marcos and I visited You've been missing I visited the old factory parking park get to go down to San Marcus the math camp that I used to go to when I was in high school You went back to math camp. I went back to math camp. They're not listening to me at all when I was in high school. You went back to math camp? I went back to math camp.

They're not listening to me at all. That would just, sorry. Let's go, Barbara, and I have our sex jokes for God's sake. It didn't believe me that math camp existed, so she went with me. Is it still a math camp? You've got to prove that to your wife. She's always like, I was like the director of the math camp.

You're gonna fuck things up. Emailed me, he wants to, you know, I'm gonna go, me to go down and you know, catch up. I was like, you want to go? And she said, yes. Because I think it was finally like her chance to see that it is actually exists and is a real thing. So like we went down and saw like all the little nerds and stuff.

It's crazy. Like I look at them and I'm like, man, that was me. That was me like almost 25 years ago now at this point. It's just crazy to see. As you told to them to be like, hey, you can end up like me if you play a card Right, no, like I sat in the someone else was giving a presentation So I sat in on the presentation and I like a couple of the kids Trove to say a mark to attend a math presentation

We like play more video games But math cap I don't think I've ever told you this story Math cap is well, you know this part math cap is the first place I ever used the internet. Right. And see if you say it's also the first time I ever used Adobe Premiere. I edited a promotional video for the math cap on where is that? I asked if they still had it. The the director doesn't have it in your mind. Why would they? That's a billion years ago. Be like an old avi format. You wouldn't be able to play the code at all. I had burned it.

I not burned it. Jesus, I had a copy of it to VHS tapes for him. Back then. Okay. I had explored it. So at one time there were VHS tapes. Dude, I have high eight tapes from... I got some high eight.

Like late 90s. I just can't, I can't play those. Like there's some formats I have. Like I have a, like a format that lasted for like 20 minutes called Micro-MV or something. Micro-MV? I can't find no way to play it. I've never had that one.

Yeah. I still got a hi-hat camera there if you want to borrow it. Do you? How'd they get on that? What is hi-8? It's a little cassette. A little camcorder. I don't know.

You don't know if you're someone with that. Okay. Holy shit. Micro-MV small. Yes, tiny. Go figure. It's another Sony format. Is it? They went through many phases of...

They really did. proprietary formats. They really did. Digital was the final cure for everything now. Just like, once everything went digital, it's so much better. Yeah, there was a brief period when we started, you know, doing Ristis stuff where digital sucked

because it was all codec hell. Oh yeah. It was like, oh, you wanna watch that video, you need this codec and watch this video, it's this codec. Now it, yeah, it's like oh you want to watch that video you need this code I can watch this video it's this code right now. It's like fucking open it Well, you had to you had to put out multiple versions of red versus blu-ups So it's just so people watching yeah quick time Devax wmv low-rise high-res which high-res was 640 before he

So high-res wasn't even HD. No, it didn't exist. It was a standard deaf, full standard deaf, broadcast quality. So the foot was half standard deaf. Yeah. Quarter size, if you think about it. It was half both. Half and half. So it was between standard deaf and HD. Cool.

Way different. It's just square footage. That's all. Way different. Yeah. Standard just square footage, that's all. Way different. Yeah, standard F's 480 HD's 1080. It would last a little bit of response, or it would be like half of it would be like if it was 540. Was I figure 720?

Like HD is like 4HD is 4K. 4HD is 4K. Yeah, that's what yes So what was I saying that was wrong you said it was you said standard death was half HD Which it's not wherever you get in more sex jokes HD is more than four times Don't you know how many pixels are in every display you use. What was the first HD porn that you remember? Pirates. Yeah, nailed it nailed it. Do you remember who made it? It was a

Shit. I don't know any porn by name. I just remember cuz it was a huge like huge. It was the first porn blu-ray I think that an HD DVD version also. Yeah, I did it. I don't remember who was in it though. It's that you HD porn But it was made by vivid video, right? It's not even. Yes. You mean you? You know, I read. Oh, UHD.

I don't know. Is there any UAD? I thought you meant UMD, which was the old one. I have seen porn that's like a lot more highly produced and it looks like very HD and I'm not into it. You see too much. It just like takes you out of it. It's too like the way you think.

You don't see a skin tag on a butthole. It's too romantic. Never mind. You went a different direction. It's too romantic for HD. It's like almost like, it looks like a soap opera. No, well, there's always been an effort to inject narrative into porn. Yeah. That was there might be a frame rate issue. It's smoother. Like 60 FPS porn might look too. Yeah. And that's nice. You HD 60 FPS. Geez. Some high, and then thanks. UHG 60 FPS. Geez. Some high bit rates on that. Okay, when we ask you a question,

you probably haven't done this. You have a setup at home. I think you have a setup too. Have you done the VR porn? Yes. You haven't done that yet. Because I remember I talked with Ella darling back in March about VR porn.

Is that VR porn? It's all right. Yeah. So what is the VR part? You can just look around. Yes. It's supposed to be like POV. Is it like someone like on top of you?

It can be, there's different approaches to it. Like there's, so like Ella talked about like Cam girls using 360 video where you see them and you can like look around the whole room, but there's also like a POV stuff. Like that's more like well produced and cut together as opposed to life. Barbara's got it.

I don't have a V.O.S. up. You don't have one? Hey, it's gonna, it's not gonna make it, is it? I wish it were, it is great. Why don't you think it's gonna make it? I think it's gonna be a destination base. Like people can't figure it out in their homes. I'll tell you what, I mean, the VR rides

that I did at Universal Studios are fucking badass. Yeah, that's what's gonna be. They're fucking bad Recently yeah July I was with the boys and we went to Harry Potter world. I became a Harry Potter fan Universal I did Yes, I am a helpful puff you are helpful. I am my kids are both Ravenclaw. I'm a Griffin to I'm a Ravenclaw too. Yeah I don't know. I don't know how you looking at me. I don't know. I don't care. Guess this one of you involved. I'm not I'm not in that whatsoever. Oh, so JD wanted me to

tell you speaking of the boys go off JD wanted me to tell you there's a game that he thinks you would like. I'm gonna look it up right now because you like pub jeek. Yep. It's a game. It's an early access available on Steam. It's a game called Foxhole. Oh, I have it. You do? Yeah. Do you like it? I haven't played it yet. So it's a game I saw on Reddit. Like people had linked it and we're talking about it. I was like, that looks really cool. I'm going to buy it. And just then I checked my email and the developer has sent me a code. Oh, really? Yeah. I was like, Oh, okay. So I just I entered the code.

I haven't installed. I haven't launched it yet, but it's on our hard drive. I it is. It reminds me of the old game series close combat under here. A plate close combat. But it's it's like Foxhole, but single player with, you know, your squad. So Foxhole is squad based MMO World War II combat. Persuade world top down view, like strategic view.

Yep, there's like a front and you're gonna push and grab towns. Yeah, he is right and he knows the kinds of games I like them. Yeah, because I'm very interested in that. He thought you like his, it was like real-time strategy-ish and it was also World War II era. Yeah. So he thought that's it that you would like that. That is my jam.

Yeah, he was playing and then he tried to like I tried to jump in jump in there with him and like we just had got with a couple bad squads Mm-hmm, and he goes 15 he goes listen don't judge the game based on that experience He said those people were incompetent Kid who I know that I had to teach out of talk playing with all his calls. I am now fucking crazy Yeah, so there's mommy's taller than his mom. Yeah, he's taller than his mom. He's taller than his stepdad.

He's taller than just about everybody. He's been in the age of 16 this year. So can I tell you something? I'm actually glad in a weird way. Obviously, we want to hit our company goals. I was kind of glad that we left that one goal in the table. We're gabbed in learn how to drive because I'm absolutely convinced that JD will be driving

before Gavin is. He will be. He will be be he'll be driving in March Damn no way Gavin's getting that done by that no way no way Ellie will be like making swords and Learning to pull vault then you will have not learned how to drive yet Should be how Related to the other one, but sure. Just someone being...

It's a normal skill. I'm just like, the thing everyone does. You don't usually compare it to making swords. Yeah, that's exactly right. It's a dream come true. Speaking of games I like, I, 2K sent me access to War of the Chosen. The XCOM 2 expansion.

Oh, cool. And I've been playing a little bit of it. I need to dig into dig into it a little more before Clitch please on Thursday to be able to talk about it. Is it available yet? Is it early? No, it's it comes out in a couple of weeks. I got something early. What's that? Ed sent me the new Bernaculate album. Listen to you. I was gonna see I was trying to do it for tonight. Maybe you do for the Thursday podcast. I was trying to see if there was a song that we could use in the pre-roll. Oh, that'd be cool. For the episode, you know, when the first members are waiting to watch, when the control room goes nuts and has a little pre-roll show, and then we have a little soundtrack that plays for it too.

So, try to get hopefully one of the new tracks from the American Lady Salmon. For people who don't know, before the podcast starts, if you're a first member, we start the show 15 minutes early, and we we play music and it's all the control romantics and all of that gets cut before the public version. So if you're ever curious about being a first member, that's one of the things that gets added on that's cut before. We released because we realized the first time we ever did a live show that if we start the stream right on time when we start, everyone's refreshing their web browser and the

crash the website. Yeah. The pre-show is like part of my favorite part about what first members get. Yeah, like the jam music, we get to hear it out here. Because that also doesn't get recorded either. So you actually have to be watching live to see it. Even the upload. Not there.

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It's silence. And it, Yeah, you were really excited about this. It became like one of the top sellers on iTunes because he called it A, space A, space A, space A, space A, very good song. Because lots of times when you're, if you connect your phone via Bluetooth to your car,

if you've been doing various, you know, things like using YouTube or using music or whatever, it'll default to playing the very first song alphabetically in your playlist. Why ABC by Michael Jackson always plays when I can't find a song. So he made it, he titled it this so it'll be the first song in your library. So you don't have to hear the same song all the time that you go through and you can find the song you want. Genius.

Yeah, I hate, like I'll hate the first song that pops up on my phone after a while. I like my song. What's yours? Uh, cat and crows along December. Why don't you like Michael Jackson? Jack's. I don't have that one. Uh, what's that? I don't like ABC. Oh, long December would come before it. Anyway, because it's a space. Where's ABC? A space, B space, C space. Just AB. I just don't have it. Now it comes first. Yeah. You're supposed to come first anyway. Literally, if it's the alphabet, it's going to come higher in alphabetical order.

I would think they would probably be very likely. What? If literally it's ABC, that's literally alphabetical order. It depends if it's AB or A space B. Yeah, if it was like an odd box. Or AA. Right. Or ARDVAR or ARDWAR. Or A1. I didn't realize you was like, you was A space. I thought it was like an odd box or that. Right, or Ardvarke or Ardwolf. Or A1.

I didn't realize you was A space. I thought the Jules was AL. Along with December? When A1 become AL. It's A space L. I don't want to talk about this anymore. Dunn talking about the fucking song. A B comes before A1.

The letters or numbers come first. Yeah. It's not what I remember. It depends. On an iPhone, the numbers come with the end. No, but there is a standard for that that like an MLA in MLA handbook What how do you alphabetize? I guess something was a one or a a Well numbers come first. Where does the poop emoji come and will that be at the front? Yeah, but I

Got a beef with you With me for what you paid for the emoji movie dude I paid for 10 fucking tickets you pay paid, you are enabling this problem. 10 tickets to go. Actually, I should take that back. I was very clear. I threw my, on the podcast, I think with Jeff, it was my ex, Jordan. She, she, Gus, she bamboozled me.

She was like, I was like, hey, I just, the kids are about to go on vacation with her. I said, I think I'm gonna be gone for a week. I said, I know it's sure we can do whatever, but I would love to take two days. She's like, oh, sure, no problem. Because they were gonna leave on Sunday night. And I said, I wanna go Saturday, I'll think the kids Saturday, I'm back early on Sunday for your trip.

And she said, sure, then fuck, she doesn't tell. She sends me an email after she drops him off saying, oh, they all are going with 10 of their friends to see the fucking emoji movie on Friday night. I assume she didn't write fucking. No, she did not. And she even volunteered in like the group of parents, she volunteered to take the bullet

and be the parent who goes with them all to go see the movie, to some of the kids were like, under 13, and so then that got passed off to me. So she got all the credit in the parent who goes with them all to go see the movie. Just some of the kids were like under 13. And so then they got passed off to me. So she got all the credit in the parent group for like doing that. And even some of the dads when they showed up, they're dropping off their kids' life,

they're like, you think you got rogues in this? And I'm like, yeah, I got the hand off. They're like, oh man, thanks. And then they just drove way faster than they get. Oh my god. What a fucking nightmare that thing was. That movie has made $63 million, which domestically. That is $63 million more than it should have been. And it movie has made $63 million, which domestically.

That is $63 million more than it should have made. And it's budget was $50 million. So they're gonna make a sequel. It's made $33 million overseas. I hope they do. I hope it's just a 90 minute fart. The picture you actually posted after that movie was I think extremely telling.

It's such a, it's really, it's genuinely horrible. Have you seen this milk that sat behind you on your show? Oh, I keep hearing about it. So this is milk that will stay fresh. You don't need to keep it in a fridge. It's ultra high-pasturized. So it stays good, warm, on the shelf for six months. Unopened.

Unopened. If you open it, you have to refrigerate it. I keep saying that. So I labeled one extra life 2017. Which is in November. And then the other one's labeled extra life 2018. But that's more than six months. Well, it's a grand experiment. Yeah, because whatever that there's something like, Oh, this bridge can withstand two million pounds. It's always going to be rated for more than that.

Right. Same thing with say as the safe, same thing with best by dates or like expiration dates. That's why I said expiration. Yeah. So I mean, it might still be good by 2018. So we're going to be cheese drinkable cheese. And you know what that means. I can't. We're doing what you're doing.

I'm going to make cheese. The worst part is if the milk that we drink in the actual life this year is lousy, it's gonna be a nightmare next year. It's gonna be fine this year. The Mochi movie is at 8% on Rotten Tomatoes. What? What did you say? The Mochi movie is at 8% on Rotten Tomatoes.

I think you know, holy cow. That's crazy man, $50 million. So just- What's the lowest rotten tomato movie? I bet it's a movie you've never heard of Batman versus Superman No, Batman member superman is better than you said that it got to be more than April. It's pretty low It's a little Greg Miller. No, it's Batman v Superman. Thank you

Greg Miller must be just kidding himself for this. No, he likes that movie does either I don't hate it. We is about the best combo I've ever enjoyed. I don't hate it either, but I don't like it. It's at 27%. I felt like it was close. They fucked up, but it was in the area of being okay. I just enjoyed Henry Cattle. You had a couple of them?

Oh yeah. He's a good seeps. He's a good lot of things. Do you have like a one? What do you think is a factory time, man? A one? A one? Oh yeah, let's do a party.

Like the free pass. Do you have that? I find that once you reach a certain level of like possibility, like you would never give that to Meg, right? She has one. What's yours? Well, I can't say who it is. Oh, right, I forgot. But I'm not allowed one

Why aren't you allowed one wise? That seems unfair. We always said that we would never be allowed and sweet and then that might happen Like whoever this other person is I don't want to assume guy or girl. How can you can't have one? She she thinks that like I'll just be able to go and meet you Right, but she not and meet you. Right. She not possibly meet this other person. Yeah, she totally could. Right.

So that would say, why is it not more than that equal? I'm not fussed but I mean equality. What's the worst that could happen? You both can be what you'll be only one degree of separation from someone you like. That mean yeah, you know, do you have one? If explicitly talked about that with Ashley I Was always bad I was always bad at that. I'm always that always name people who were possible

I mean why would you waste that list? I'm like Jennifer Anna from something like that It's like there's a girl who works at the coffee That's right I fuck up. It's like your sister or something. Oh, actually, it's sister, that's terrible. No, but I would always make mistakes when I was building this list of just like people who were possible. So.

And then how do you have that conversation with that person? You go up to them and you're like, hey, I'm allowed to have sex with you. That's what a lot of people do. We've seen it. We have that. We've seen that. Oh,. We've seen it. We have seen that happen. We've seen that happen. Oh, I've seen that happen. We've seen that happen.

To someone. Yeah, that's not the way to go about it. That's the way, and that's the way they do it. That's the way they do it. Dude, I have seen that conversation take place. It's male French famous. We're out. It happens multiple times where a couple comes up, man and a woman and the woman says,

oh huge, huge fans, that, that, that, that, that, that, picture and all that stuff. She goes, hey, just to let you know, you're one of my five, I can bang you. And I can get away with it like eight of freebie if I bang you. I'm just throwing it out there. And the husband is like, right fucking there. And he's like that. Always that stupid thing. Like, yeah, sure, go for it. And then one of my friends has a great response

that when he hears that, he says to the husband or the man, he says, well, sir, that's unfortunate because you're one of my five, so that's unfortunate. Wow. And then he says, you're one of mine too. And then they go fuck. Nice. It's a lot of dudes that way. Yeah, that's weird though

Can I say no comment on that yes, so yeah, I know comment. I don't want to talk about it I'm jealous. No one's ever said that to me. Oh really? Yeah, I wonder why I Wonder why to this I'm glad Why to this? Can call this this? I'm working on my ears of Matt Camper. All your ear hair. My ear hair and my long refractory period.

You could have all of this. Dude, that's someone for everyone. There's no mystery. You can't type, gust or roll a naked and see all this. See it all. True. I just want to clarify every time this photo comes up and it was just posted to me again, the photo of you in the ticker suit

is an amazing Photoshop that is not a photo of you. That is not a photo. Is it on your Wikipedia page? I don't think so, I think you got removed. Not in your mind. I found out recently who made that. Who? Who's Finchland? Who's Finchland?

Oh, of course I was. He's so good. I didn't realize he's very good at Photoshop. What was that? Well, I got people in the community who are great with Photoshop. Yep, this is the very beginning, since pre-finch Lynch.

So we hired a new head of, like the technical side of the community. So we're all very excited. It seems Dan, and he just started work for us and he's worked at like some amazing places. And I was trying to explain to Dan, the history of the community side of the website, which you guys are very familiar with, Barbara and Gavin.

Oh, y'all. And I was trying to explain that YouTube, or I think are some of the best examples of people who came out of that. And Gavin, you were posting incredible beginnings to the slow-mo guys. Barbara was doing all this really cool community stuff and making characters and little sketches on there

and everything. But there was another guy on there who was, for a long time, was actually more popular than both of you. Got out of the name of Jesse Cowell, Jesse Kitt. And he made the first vlog. I swear that guy was so far ahead of the curve.

And all you kids, we knew guys were like 15, we're totally obsessed with him. Yeah, and really funny. Yeah, watching all of this stuff and watching TV. It's the first time you ever could like watch someone's life in that way. Yeah. And you would just take his camera and go around,

it looks like you had a video camera, video tape camera that he would kind of go, Ape shit and like he was a lunatic, and he would be like, 11 of the place, it was great. Yeah. So insane. He's still that way.

He is still that way. Yeah. We catch up with him every now and then he lives in New York and so. I would say, I was getting a scene there. It wasn't necessarily a vlog, but the first person who actually documented their entire life would be Jenny cam. Yeah, yeah, Jenny cam

I mean, that was like Jenny with an eye cam late 90s She just had web cams in her house that ran 24 hours a day. That's creepy like no privacy at all You can see every aspect of her life What shit? Sure like what everything? I mean like everything dumps on the internet. What was the what was the purpose? It was like for her. I think it was a- What's the life streaming, wasn't it? Yeah, it was like an art piece. Didn't Justin stream herself for a while as well?

I just didn't. I don't know, this thing. Jennifer Ringley is an internet personality and former lifecaster. That's what is casting was what's going on. You got it, yeah. Lifecaster. She is known for creating the popular website,

Jenny Cam, previously live web cams transmitted static shots from cameras aimed through windows or at coffee pots. That's a weird example. Ringleys innovation was simply to allow others to view her daily activities. She was the first web-based lifecaster in June of 2008, CNET hailed Jenny Cam

as one of the greatest defunct websites in history. She was the head of the curve. I think the reason they mentioned the coffee pot is that was the first livestream. People who worked at, I think was, I think was some university in Illinois maybe, they wanted to know if there was coffee available or not, or if they had to brew a new batch,

so they set up a webcam on it, so they could all check from their desk before they got up to go get coffee. That was the first live video stream on the internet was to fucking look at you if there was coffee. If people could watch your life, would you be embarrassed by, like for me, it would just be really boring. And that would be the reason I wouldn't want people to see it. It's because I just don't do anything. Like on the weekend, I'm so, I've just been like going a week on videos and stuff and a lot of the time I'll edit in

the evening, so I'm extra tired of the weekends. But we just do nothing. But I would be right. Fascinated to see like the private dynamic between you and Meg. And same with him and Esther, you know, it's just like normal to be like, it's just quiet people. You know, you say it's normal, but you don't know that, right? You haven't seen the private lives of other people. It's normal to you. That's true.

Do you talk to Meg? Do you adopt a voice? Or do you talk to her in ways that you don't talk to other people? Like baby talk? I'm baby talk, but it's like. Or softer. I can't be feeling you're nicer.

Like you're like, I would say to everyone in my life, I'm nicest to her. Yeah, but that's a good thing, right? I would hope so. She's your girlfriend. You nice to her. Yeah, I would hope so. She's your girlfriend. You can't want to. But it's not different. It's not like-

You used to go we did a Binaural podcast. And Meg on the, there's only RT Labs channel. And it was like a couple of podcasts. It was me and Ashley Gavin Meg. And Meg at one point in that Binaural podcast, described Gavin in bed and then like the imitation of him talking, and he was like, stop, stop, stop. He was like, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may be, you may being together and she was imitating that. You can go listen to it if you want to. That's why the content that I'm in here is because it's usually just chaos and madness

and bird noises and stuff. Screens. And then I can just go home and just be a quiet boy, plan predict. There was, it's crazy. There was two, I walked into the Achievement Hunter office and they happened to be shooting something at the time and it was really fucking funny

I don't know when that video comes out Next week, okay, and then there was a Weird things happen in that room like around us in general whenever we all get together We're things happen like statistically and there was something in that video that happened that was just we can talk about that Part of the video. Oh is it really? Yeah, cuz we always have like a goal. It's like between videos There's always gonna be a target to hit. For example, we had the $100 whole, I think everyone's had a go at that. I'm trying to.

I am trying it. But then we get to the one for every day, anyone ever do it. No, you had to hit the yellow ball up with the back. No one ever got it. You got pretty close. Then Jack threw a big dildo up there and it got wedged under the ceiling tile, so the $100 whole got blocked. So I created a new...

I guess you don't, I guess so, yeah. I can jump. Say that one. So I created a new goal because we've got these bouncy balls now. Someone said it's like 500 bouncy balls. Yeah. So I put a mug on a trophy in between all the desks. You have to throw the ball, the bouncy ball, down at the ground, off the wall, arch it into the cup. And by the time you got in the room, I would say over a thousand attempts had been made and no one got close. I didn't even close, no, I'm touching the mug.

We, someone may have bashed it and it was like rocking. Mm. But anyway, while I was doing the other video, and then they, I said, what is this? They said, take the ball, bounce off the wall, do the thing. And I bounced it and got it right in the cup. Like, straight in, straight in. And then I rolled around what is this they said take the ball bounce off the wall doing thing and I bounce it and got it right in the cup like you did not straight in Straight in and then I roll around and then bounce out We weren't even filming that we're filming something else and I just happened to be aiming that way

You see the ball just go And shoot out and then I just pan over and buddy's like Amazing that we got it on camera. Yeah, I just happened to be filming that way not it didn't go in Oh, that fucking it went in no didn't go in. Oh that fucking It went in no you said go in it went in it went in It in stayed it went in you said it went in all right. Well, it's a stozen count counts. Is that a video? Oh, that was the wrong one. That was another one. He sent me here. You hear Gavin's reaction when he was watching it later Hey, I'm gonna talk to directly to a Twitter user. He's watching it.

Get wet in, get wet in, roll the round and came out. And went in and came out. Emma draws and stuff, you misspelled whoa. WHOA. Uh oh. She's called a WHOH. Yes. Our Twitter account has been doing that lately.

Not a word, dude. Oh, is that Edward? WHOH. Get over there. Get over there. Oh no. Get over there. So Edward, you've been punished for watching. Actually, Edward was an intern in the broadcast department, right? Doc, years ago, you're back at have really departments. It was back at internships like live action and I just I think studio had

like studio had more interns, but I'm sure remember you being here for the podcast a lot. Yeah, me and Mario, where it's broadcast, and then we were it's on a sea to think, like a production season. You're gonna hear him in a war film, like he's a shadow on his eye. There we go. It's creepy as fuck. But, and then we lost you to another web organization

in Austin. Can we say? Yeah, he worked, went to work for the chive. I did. And then we got you back from the chive, and now you're in charge of, what are you in charge of? Misspelling whoa on the receipt quitter, a cap on the edge.

I'm not gonna forget it now. I'm gonna call that up. At first I was like, maybe he's doing it ironically because we've talked about this. And then it kept happening. Hey, yeah, all the like, fun creative content is because of Edward. Yeah, if you, all the things that you mutter

into your breath, they're like, it's just fucking stupid. What was that fucking horrible Photoshop? You put together for this podcast today. That's great. It was great. I retweeted it. What was it?

Yeah, thanks. Apparently it's some meme going around about. There's a meme called like biome of memes. And it's like, come on down to, I think it was the first time it was like the jungle. And it's like just weird things. Like they'll show like a fire ant and like be spicy boys and two cans and shit.

If I was trying to understand what you're talking about, face the other words, just saying, which I have. Let's be fair. I have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah. I mean, I don't think I'm so half-touch with memes in that. Oh, there it is. Yeah, they got it up there. Form it, lad. Yeah. See, it's funny. Screams about why to understand it. You don't have to. It doesn't matter.

Yeah. I don't know what you have to. You, you, you, redid the Bouncer meme. I guess it. You don't have to. It doesn't matter. You didn't have to. You redid the balancer meme. I guess it was you. Yes. Friday, Thursday or Friday with me in it. Oh, the responses that were amazing. All of us are getting responses. And I remember I was like, I sounded like,

what the fuck is this garbage? I was like, it's so stupid. And I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey They was probably the best part of my weekend was looking at the responses that people put for them. There are so many good ones Yeah, I have had there were some so we didn't like retweet I really wanted to but it might have been like a little too long My favorite one was something like come on in mr. Burns, and it's like no, and then it's like come on in Emmy nominated Also some of the our previous social media manager, and then you was Andrew Watson you and they were like new and then bar was come on social media manager and then you was Andrew Watson you and they were like new and then Barrow's come on Yeah, that was fun. So welcome back. Yeah, let me back. You're too tall. You bring a bar. How tall are you six five? He's six so that's a lot of inches. I have a theory How many inches or too many inches barb?

Thirteenth miss. Mm-hmm. Hi, especially Thomas in men is the one Physical trait that everyone feels comfortable commenting on. Hi, especially Thomas in men, is the one physical trait that everyone feels comfortable commenting on. Yes. Like if someone's short, you don't walk out of the go, well, you're really, how tall? You're super short. But everyone on your tall, it's just like,

they'll talk to you about that you're tall. And I just did it. So, yeah, I apologize. But you get all the time. How's the weather? Yeah. So all your parents tall? No, they aren't.

My parents are my dad's like six foot, but that. That's pretty tall. Yeah, but then it's like. Yeah, five and a half. Kind of like a jump. Handle the tall person in my family. So my immediate family. My tall person in your family. My parents are five and five, seven.

Well, I'm taller than you so it makes sense. My five nine. So who's taller me or Gus? Since you're tall, thanks. You sitting down. Right now it's Rachel Aurora on Twitter says, God damn, the new social media guy is pretty Sorry, I got a fan out there. It's some good light happening. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not wearing makeup either all your years of the time now

I have prepared you to be objectified so now here you go Why don't we jump from titties to this look for a head word style gap post tomorrow? Yeah, post tomorrow. Yeah. I was home. I was jiggle with gifts and slow motion. I was looking through some old phone stuff I shot. And I guess at some point at the old place, I'd grab some hand sanitizer

and I was just slow mowing it, hit people. And I hit you with it. Yeah, do you remember that? I remember that, like, I was so gross. I was so gross. I was like, oh, you're in the mouth? Yeah, it was something like that.

Yeah, we should slow-mov you, yeah, dripping it like. You're also the, also known as the dancing person on that show, Kelly Ripa. Oh, yeah, it was on live with Kelly and Michael. Yeah, that's the trivia dancer, the go-go summer dancer in the swim trunks. Really? Yeah, for an episode.

For a trunks in nothing else. Yeah, I'm very more commented on my nipples. It was a great day. That is a solid day. I remember the first time that happened to me. But Edwards has been very helpful while I've been out filming Bloodfest. Jew bear more, huh?

So it's been awesome. When we got on the show, 1998. Melos. Maybe to 2015. I rude yet. I rude it for you. I'm sorry. All right, welcome back.

You're welcome back. All right, we're going to get this one nugget. Thanks for watching, everybody. We're going to go eat our nuggets. Did you try the Szechuan sauce it for you. I'm sorry. All right welcome back. Welcome back. All right, we're gonna get this one nugget. Thanks for watching everybody We're gonna go eat our nuggets. Did you try the Szechuan sauce? Love you. Bye. It's cool. Yeah. I Mean I'm gonna be sure why not Why do you watch the podcast? People give me that good that no- A little time here. Oh. I can't watch your podcast that has speed and it's hilarious.

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