Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Appetizer Argument - #348

Episode Date: November 3, 2015

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You're a f**k. You're a f**k. You're a f**k. You're a f**k. You're a f**k. Whoa, and welcome to the Rooch-A-Teeth podcast number... 348. 348. 348. 348.

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And with us today, we have Lindsay. Hello, Michael, Miles and Carrie. And we'll visit the next place. Yes. Before we get started, don't fuck it up. I would like to say, thank you. He practiced really hard. He sat up as you did to sponsor.

To see Kees, Casper, and Audible. Oh man. I got there. I got me. I'm fine. This is for you. Oh thank you. You guys are there.

I can do a little Casper. Just drink. Fucking love Casper. Oh jeez. He's a friendly dust. Okay, so he's a funnily sponsor. Oh. Oh. Oh Casper. Oh, he's a friend. He does So okay, he's a friendly sponsor all of the responsible people are gone today

So I know who ever is still here for broadcast I can't see a Tyler Very the past 50 minutes were this show that just got pure chaos the past 50 minutes were this show that just got pure chaos so they know we get the last 15 minutes has been miles burning through every joke he's heard yeah what do we all have funny things all right let's let's look at here first of all what happened your voice I will okay well that was we can talk about Halloween we did there's alignment on this is now blacklisted November seconds so so we did a we did a

Halloween party that essentially comprised of a bunch of us in a room Screaming rock band lyrics to like fat lip and Don't bring that up. So we have there's a party is like maybe like solid miles How much people in the animation apartment? Other people from our tea They have rock band going the whole fucking time. Yes, why? That's a nerd Question at the party. Yeah, I did Jordan. I were talking about it the whole fucking time. Why? Why aren't you on the question at the party? I did, Jordan and I are talking about it, the whole party.

We're going, hey, you know, like, Brafans for like one of the parties dying, it's not for the entire fucking party. Apparently, I'm just socially awkward people in a room. They're gonna go to a bigger game. It's gonna sound like something. He did. So I ruined my voice just from drinking excessively and screaming rock band. Mainly the second one.

Well, look, no, it's a combined thing. Like, alcohol is really bad for you. Well, where is the alcohol? I'm too good. I'm too good. Mainly the second one. Well look, no, it's a combined thing. Like alcohol is really bad for you. No, it swears as the alcohol. I'm too much. I'm too much. I'm too much. I drink a lot and my voice is great. I'm better than a shiit.

Well you don't really have a voice change when you do Neptune. No, I don't. I'm better than a shiit. No, you're right. It's over the saying to you. No, I'm better than a shiit. No, I'm better than a shiit. I'm better than a shiit.

No, I'm better than a shiit. No, I'm better than a shiit. No, I'm better than a shiit. No, I'm better than a shiit. No, I'm better than a shiit. No, I'm better than a shiit. No, I'm better than a. Neptune is all sexy and shit. You see in the fan base. He's all sexy and shit. Whoa, it's put that on the DVD. Neptune is all sexy and shit. Yeah, Maggie was upset with me.

We were supposed to record John Lines today. I couldn't do it. Why not? I couldn't do the voice. So it was just all right. That's being shit. And John Lokes. And I don't sound like Lokes.

It's not that bad. I was fucking kill you. Don't make him come over there and choke your Fuck his life. It is really bad. Uh-huh. It's because I started drinking this I've been drinking tea I've been drinking water all day the moment I get around all your people It's I couldn't resist you're a bad crowd You're bad Red you know, yeah, you begged me for that red boy. I did

That was sleepy baby tired before this That's when you're more than just normal tired. Yeah, man, it was really bad. I promised I was like, yeah, I won't do a lot of talking. I'll take care of my voice. And here we are. You're talking to the dark man in the podcast? Yeah, no, I don't know what you wanted me to do. Joel, I see Joel in the bathroom, like,

hey, man, what's going on? Hey, yeah. I'm not supposed to talk to you. What? He's like, yeah, Maggie told me I can't talk to you. She's like, quarantine me. She's like, what are you out of the telepathy? Don't talk to me.

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It's been so I got it day one. I was like obviously we awful. I I tossed it back I was like that was bad, but it's not awful every day it gets worse and worse It's supposed to go all the way down or you spit back up So I heard two different things. I hear if you gargle it It's supposed supposed to be good for your throat and then you just spit it out of your fine. Sure. I've also heard if you drink it, it apparently has some other side effects. Like it helps with weight loss, it helps with energy. Yes. It's like, yeah, you drink it and it's really wake up. I'm like, well, yeah, because it tastes like Satan's asshole.

You get lower vocal cords coated too. Yeah, you're the bassist. The lower cords? Yeah, the stern lower vocal cords coated too. Yeah. Let's read the bass. The lower cords? Yeah. The sternum. The diaphragm. Yeah.

They're just screaming all the way down there. And the voice point. Yeah, the voice. The voice. The voice. The voice. The voice. The voice.

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Inward singing. You never stop singing. You sing outwardly and when you're taking the breath. Was that from the movie? No, it's from one of the soundtrack. Fuck. What movie? Pass of Millions ago.

It's not from Pick of Destiny. It's one of their albums. It's not Pick of Destiny, is it? No. I think it's a different album. It's an earlier one. Yeah. That's a good shit. You're right there. There's a bug You know you've been fighting There are a lot in the history of the whole thing. Do you smash him or you miss? I can see really miss

I got him. Oh, no, I got him son. Um, so what do you guys do following? Yeah? We didn't do shit. Oh really? Like the before Halloween, you know, Jeff Jeff and Griffin had a party on the 30th on Friday Which was nice because it actually made us go get costumes we get costumes last minute almost every year So we did it again. I just wore my free play costume What was that? I wore the emerging costume. Yeah, there you go. We went as a I went as a Robin Hood and she went as made Marion We went to Lucy in disguise in an out like an hour and a half

Yeah, no fucking costume because we went I guess two days before Halloween. We're not Thursday It was fucking crowded on Thursday, but yeah pretty solid costumes and then we didn't have to do shit for Halloween So how's your first Halloween like a house? Yeah, yeah, she was fucking free.. I turned in the little Martha Stewart. I really am going into like super mom mode lately too. I'm like, oh, the house is so decorated. Are you giving them a fun size? Were you an asshole and gave raisins?

Did you do like a full bar? No, I'm your destiny with fun size. But it was like handfuls of fungums. Yeah, I went all out. You changed the race. We had four bags and we gave away three. We had a little more than a little less than one left. All right, we were talking about this chocolate. Is it candy yesterday? It's absolutely not candy. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's not. It's candy.

It's a subsection of candy. It's chocolate. That's my argument. It's like there's the phylum and the genus species. It's not dessert. It's also dessert. Are you saying that chocolate cake is a candy cake? No, I'm saying it's fucking cake. But chocolate candy candy candy candy candy candy. Yeah, it's not chocolate candy. It's chocolate. No, it's absolutely chocolate candy. Let me say that bucket It's like how a square came here right to go but I can't be a square that's the logic Also, the waffles are amazing. Fuck you Michael. That's it. What's that? says whopper suck. I love Woppers are shit So yeah candy. Oh, it's soft. It's delicious. Yeah, it's a problem with it. Wow Every now and then you're really bad one though. That's like chewy like it got tainted

Everything's everything's really the one is like people can No, no reason that's our old people can he said Raisin that will carry your ass through a movie. Okay. You go to the movie theory by raisin that He said, he'll do it. He said, he'll do it. He said, he'll do it. He said, he'll do it. He said, he'll do it. He said, he'll do it. He said, he'll do it. He said, he'll do it. He said, he'll do it. He said, he'll do it.

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It's a candy Bullshit I'll do it to carry though. I try it. It'll happen A razor blade apple What a razor blade apple yeah Yeah, just try to raise a blade chocolate, but for the love of God he ain't eating candy No, okay, he's eating chocolate razor blades Hershey bar. That's chocolate. It's not candy It's Candy it coated in the candy then it's an M&M and then it's candy This is the fucking the candy element of M&M

There was a thing The candy code is right on that I Gave it as candy coated chocolate. My point is, with the same energy, they put the candy on. What part is the candy? I was going to say,

there's no candy. It's just chocolate. I mean, the candy exists at all. It's chocolate. You're eating a bad, you're eating a bad, you're shit all the time. Halloween is not real.

I just look like the seaweights, like, all right, bringing the candy. And it's just like a truck full of the mysterious thing that is candy. No all right, bring in the candy. And it's just like a truck filled in some mysterious thing that is candy. It's called Tim in Eminem's show. And he's coated in candy.

Do you think you can get the candy man? Is there a candy that is just the candy coating on an Eminem? Like it's just that. Sure, somewhere. Apparently it's called candy. Yeah, oh, there's some candy. And he gives you that.

Oh, it's like a sour stuff on the outside, doesn't it? It's nerfs doesn't have sour stuff. Well, it does, it's like a Nerds doesn't have sour stuff Nerds maybe I don't know you sound like right now. Yeah, I'm like Alex. No, it's like gosh. You're being a fitting You're fucking He wouldn't wear you wouldn't let me put my feet up on the table. Yeah, he can't stop me now Did you ever He wouldn't let me put my feet up on the table. He can't stop me now. Can you go? Most of my question though.

Did you ever, did you ever, did you ever grind up nerds and sweethearts to snort them? I don't. That's what I want. Yes. Go ahead. He's not here though. Yeah, but I am responsible though.

I say, I wanted to be Bernie. I tried to stop this. I'm not talking to Bernie. So I'm just trying to have fear. You got the shirt. Get your laptop. I didn't need a laptop. Yeah. Okay. I'm in a friend here. You got the shirt. It's your laptop. You have sure I didn't eat a laptop Yeah, okay, I did have a friend snort candy in Middle school was never mind. I know fuck the book. Let's talk about that. Yeah, we'll talk about the book is like no

No, Alex. No, no, you don't know. Was a Derek. Oh, okay. You don't know. It was you. It was it was you we were friends No, no, you just told me to get rid of the candy so you just snorted in front of her nice He wanted attention No, he just told me to get rid of the candy so he just snorted in front of her. Nice. He likes straight up. That was so amazing. That was so awesome. He wanted attention. He did that. To be a dumbass. Well, I'm also supposed to not snort things in school. I'm pretty sure it's not an amazing one.

It's like shorts have to be four inches below the knee. That's written snorting. Don't snort. Don't snort. Yeah. What if it's your medication? And you're having an episode. Did you take your medication and you're having an episode

You take your medication today is that what you just checked all right? No, no, no, no I'm gonna do I'm gonna do my new favorite thing about Twitter you got on meds. Okay, so Twitter Pulse thing I discovered this weekend did you do you work? Go ahead. Okay, so new social media thing. Go ahead. Yeah, so Twitter Twitter polls if you haven't Called on to it. It's a poll. You can post on on Twitter how the fuck about that? So it lasts for 24 hours. You can vote on it That's not really 24 hours and then it cuts it off So at our Halloween party. Why did I say it like that? Halloween that was weird at the our Halloween party It wasn't ours. We posted a question to everyone that has a penis have you tried to suck your own dick

Option one. Yes, of course option two, no, I'm a liar. So after 24-hour period and 4,614 votes, the polls are in 65% to 35% yes, of course, I've tried to suck my own dick. Yeah, that's good. Have you? Yeah, of course. You're like, however many years old, you're like like I'm wonder if I could just and then you try Maybe you'll try like see down. Yeah, I feel like and then you go like I feel like it's if you especially if you take bavs It's like right there Let gravity do half the work. Don't do You know Let's let it fall on to you. I wonder what girl is the the poop shit

Hello, we're fans Joel Lawrence from Funhouse they were in town like a week or two ago Oh, Joller Lawrence from Funhouse, they were in town like a week or two ago. We talked about Tuckerman. And he mentioned, no, not Tuck girl, the sucking your dick. And yeah, that was the conversation of like, you know, obviously you did. Of course you have, yeah. I wasn't really like suck your own dick. It was more like lick the tip of your dick.

Well sucking's only your, you know, amazing. If you could pull off like your own job. Congratulations. Agile question, would you finish? If you could. I have heard that your mouth or on your face, I've heard on Reddit that sucking your own dick feels less like receiving a blow job

and more like sucking someone's. Yeah, probably. I don't know. Yeah, that though. Did you guys miss that? Would you do in your mouth, there's just like all of your face. Yeah, do you like spider-mean yourself? What would that mean?

What? How would you try it? Quick swap towel, not an option, is that? No, you like pull-man yourself? Why wouldn't it mean? What? How would you try it? How would you try it? Quick, swap towel, not an option, is that? No, you like pull out of your own mouth, basically. You're like, listen, I'm not going to come in your mouth. That's disrespectful self. Oh, you're going to pull out of your mouth. Let me cover up them pretty cheeks, though.

Oh, my God. I'm so scared. I never got that far. No. You guys are also not able to do so. You're just a nice criminal necklace. You're not happening. All right, is this acceptable?

Hey, internet, is chocolate considered candy? Yes, yes. That's fine. OK, do it. All right, is this acceptable? Hey internet, is chocolate considered candy? Yes, no. That's fine. OK, do it. All right, how's that carryable? I feel like the female equivalent of trying to suck your own dick is trying to lick your own tits. How do you try to lick your own tits?

Have I tried to leave one though? Have you tried to lick your own tits? Are you not asking me? I don't have tits. Oh, like man tits. You have man tits. Everyone has man tits. No.

How do you try to lick your own nipple? Yes. No. OK, there you go. I could never do it. It's a far away. It's a female equivalent. Yes. like man tits you've man titties everyone has man no how you try to look you're a nipple yes no okay there you go I could never do it it's a female like a plant yes aren't you stretchy though all right no I'm not it's not it's total bullshit because like 90% of females can do it I pulled that number out of nowhere what way more chicks are like I can lick my tits I can lick my tits yeah yeah I've been doing that to you right now actually just Well, no, that's the equivalent Yeah, that's the equivalent

I'm even harder I used to be a batter So here's the thing, either You have to be up and under to count as licking your own vagina or like what do you Like, yes, what do you want to do? Either you used to be a batter

or you got even lazier It's like, it could be a worse You're like, I used to win that tip Now I'll give you a couple more pounds I'll give you a few pounds I'll give you a few pounds You're like Mara's gonna shoot me with a Nerf gun. And that hits you. If she misses, you're just gonna keep going. Yeah. She's got it, you know.

Your name is True. Yeah. Oh, holy shit. What else happened over the last week? I'm trying to think of everything that's happened since I was last time on a podcast. Oh, shit. I'll actually, something really also happened this last week.

My dad had a kidney transplant and it went fucking great. Yeah. Yeah, it was really awesome. I was out for half the week last year. Who's here, right? What's up? No, no, no. It was actually his co-workers.

Selfish, my old son. It was his co-worker. Oh, Mary, so my dad's a cafeteria manager. And he's got all his bad ass lunch ladies, and they're all super great. And Mary is one of the sweetest people I've ever met. And one of the most interesting people I've ever met, she is super, super religious, which is awesome.

Like, you know, you do you. My grandmother is the stereotypical old Mexican Catholic woman. Like, if I lost my game boy when I was a kid, we'd pray to St. Anthony or whatever the fuck. St. Nintendo. St. Mario. Yeah, I guess so.

Mario. So she was incredibly sweet. And I mean, I could never thank her enough for what she did. She helped save my dad's life. And I met her in the waiting room that morning before surgery. And you know, she's very, very sweet and we're all talking and stuff. And they call her, they call her back.

It's time to prep her surgery. And my grandmother immediately just goes like full water works, right? And they stand up and we're all saying this nice goodbye and you know, it's a little weird because like the rest of the people in the waiting room are like, all right, this is a bit of a show. It's fine though, you know, obviously it's very emotional. And then my grandma busts out holy water and started like doing this whole like blessing thing and then they like, I swear there was like a hymn involved.

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Kerry, you just try it out for three. What? Yeah, three. In fact, actually, if you're watching this podcast, you're already a sponsor. So it's completely irrelevant. The feature is now. Yeah, but if you're watching this tomorrow.

We're listening. Yeah, if you're listening to this on iTunes, you could be a sponsor and watch the first four episodes But yeah, we're doing four sponsor only episodes Which will be on the website the following day on Saturday They will not be on iTunes and then should those go well. We will launch the public a fish version So they will not be on iTunes, but will they be on Google play? They won't be okay? I don't know fucking not the zoom in front of

What I love the zoom? I'm gonna do you still use it. I wish I could I don't see don't it was old. This is like the first one. Yeah, it's what you get though. Yeah, so Friday is it new Central yeah, you don't have a job perfect We got one lunch perfect you don't care about your job even better Just watch us drink beer and then also maybe you drink beer at work Again, Michael you're not caring about your job. It's pretty awesome that the first episode is now titled mountain monsters Like that's connected to a tough topic

Because my dad showed me mountain monsters and that was You showed me that clip. Yeah, yeah, we did we were with the Chupacabra one. Why, was it? You showed me that clip? Yeah. Yeah, we did it. We were supposed to be writing. He was like, let me just show you this clip. We just watched the whole thing. Yeah, it was great.

It was so, it was fucking amazing. Yeah. That Chupacabra is working with that Sasquatch. Yeah. It was like, he was the weird thing. And you kind of talked a little bit about this. How they had like, these like, little weird joke moments. And they clearly, like, were, were, were, were, were, were, were, were,

right, like, like, when Buck gets the note from his mom. Yeah. It would go like complete 180 in tone. So you get like the super ominous like don't don't I hear there's a super cover out here killing people. Oh my god. I saw it. Oh, it's the scariest thing ever. Don't don't. And then they immediately goes to do well, not as scary as Bucks mother oh man and some bandages oh man oh man oh man like if we go from laughing to screaming

just oh it was some bitch it felt like it felt like I was watching a South Park parody of rednecks like even the way they moved it was like they weren't even running they were just like bobbing up and down

like they get the very end like it goes to black and then it comes back with the credits were there names mass-on-tree parker I was a team in air because there was a Like at the very end like like it goes to black and then it comes back with the credits Where their names mess on triparker I was a tip in air because there's a mess on a triparker like where it was just like I Would be there to go home that makes sense. Yeah, I think the cast afterwards is like all right fuck this shit And they put on a business suit and tie and like

Happen They're either really smart or they 100% believe it I don't believe there's a middle ground anywhere in there No, I think it's executives that are smart and they just like, the right next are kept in cages like in the off seasons. I would just discover too much of the world. They like, probably with like cattle prods

and show a picture of big foot like, while I'm up next to break. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My real question is like, what happens at these events? Because just in prepping for the podcast, I looked up their website and they do meetups and social events. Really?

So I have to imagine half of those people have got to be like, he should fucking fake, right? Wait, why haven't we got into our text yet? Oh no, we're trying our names right now. We should absolutely do that. I think we can do that. We can take what's going on. They?

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fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, and self-tae and hypnotizes you. It's fucking incredible. Yeah. Probably true. Do you go more Texan when you get drunk? I just become more annoying. I don't know.

I get louder. So I suppose I do. No, I've never been very Texan. Yeah, you know, I've been here all my life. I feel like all three of us aren't really, but there's something I know, like, I'll get a little bit Texan if I get drunk. My face gets a little bit Jersey,

but so far at the office, I haven't got no one who goes and pull on. Like I'll just stab you. I just fall asleep, you know what I mean? I get a little more drunk out of the room. Like, I believe it's called sticking. I guess, stuck up. Shiving maybe? Yeah, no, that's a, that's a pleasant thing. Shipping is a thing. It's an Indian God. It's called sticking. Shipping maybe? Yeah, no, that's a...

Shipping is a thing. It's an Indian God. It's Shiba. Is that... Yeah, close enough. Is she Indian? Is it Shiba? Is it Shiba?

Shiba, Shiba, Shiba. I don't know. I don't know. Is that Hindu? I read the Romayana once. I know she's ice. Is that in Far Cry? Because it's the final fantasy.

She's always ice. Shiba's ice. And then if it's fire. If it's fire,. Yeah, we got Quizzacola or whatever quiz a cuddle there you That's a nice to get his name is a cuddle will do thunder and lightning, but you also got to watch Fuck this is very last I've never played a final fantasy wrong. I'm a focus something like that some I'm blanking on it

He does lightning too my friends trying to get me to play a final fantasy game Which one should I start with I've heard seven I've heard ten they're both good? The original is great to you know Not as much Seven seven's pretty fucking solid pretty good story if you want top grads. They go solid yeah if you want top-grounds so it's yeah if you want walka usually go for an easy ten what what what you want bender oh I thought like Pac-Man should know

you know like you know like you know like he says no name is like a better for me yeah after every sentence go for that yeah ten also has the four ball yeah right that was a also has the poor ball, yeah? Ah! That was immediate. Yeah, the first game they did, voice acting. It's so weird. I don't know what the fuck that is.

It's like a good American, a talent. No, that's like voice actor. Oh, snootiness. Oh, okay. It's good, Miles. Is that like Mario? Yeah. What is your motivation in this scene?

He was laughing. That was his motivation It was fake laughter you see. Oh, okay, was it was a result of it's content? Yes All right, there's a real laughter. No, he was teaching her to laugh and to love again, Carrie He is hard teaching unit to laugh because she's on such a big thing you're gonna read the game just get up and go on the fucking quest for the final aeon and they're all fucking let me see your question happy go lucky about it ID us how'd you print that well I heard how he said it but I would say Titus yeah well teetus is right mario's wrong that's it's Titus is Titus Mary was only Inthreatic as he says it's a me that's Mario. Yeah, it's his fucking name But no, do you want to have it out right now? Yeah?

No, because I'm in the Southwest I'll lose let's have this conversation where I'm from and you'll lose I read their people where you're from Mario's a real name. I'm just saying he says it's me Mario. Yeah. I've been thinking about this a lot. Actually, but I said Mario like three times this podcast you have kept saying Mario. Well, that was a that was a throw to you. That was like, hey, I respect you, buddy. You're your doctor. When I you're you're saying, I'm saying is what I'm saying. Yeah, you're right. I'm saying yeah, you're right Right yeah, all right, it's just it sucks

For the the Mario Mario thing came after I said Mario like twice on this I can you kind of wasn't expecting that and then you and then I carry was like Mario yeah, cuz I was hoping later. He's like man. You say Mario Yeah, cuz I was hoping later he's like man you say Mario. I was like we already correct I kind of say Mario if I said it you are saying yeah He's turning to be he's too drunk I'll bring it back. I'm gonna grab some vodka from my set. I don't work. I'm gonna carry Is it carry you all how do you pronounce it? I thought it was carry L.W.s for a while Neither of us neither neither of us, no actors for one. Oh my God.

Oh yeah, I'm off for it. Probably meant in tights. Yeah, Michael's yelling. Oh my God. I'm sure he's got something. I think it's Carrie Mario. Perfect. Carrie Mario.

Carrie. Carrie O'Kee is how they came up with that name. Is it really? Funny enough. That's all. Yeah. Well, when the kids are too proud of this, we just make shit up. We don't know what to do. We'll bring it with us. We'll stay in action for the next one tonight. What's the guy's name? Carrie Ellis. Funny enough The kids are just we just make shit up

What's the guy's name? Carie Ellis Carie Ellis I can't pronounce it Robin Hood He was in saw as well Was it the guy in the back off? No, cut it out The guy with the saw

Oh, he sawed the. Yeah, he saw that. Did you see salt? I have not seen everyone and they're making another one. I like hormones. I love them. I'm more like a mystery with a thriller and like Yeah, like single glove And he doesn't watch any no horn movies for Halloween for you. No Wow, did you watch any horror movies for Halloween? I watch alien. I watched anime. That's pretty good. Yeah. Okay. Are you an alien on aliens person? I, okay. I got my eyes argument all the time.

Yeah. I'd like aliens. I get it. It's great, but it's an action movie. I like more of the thriller aspect of the first movie. I mean, it's really obviously James Cameron. Shult is taken to the second one. It was like, uh, a terminator, terminator, too. Yeah, I'm a Terminator. I'm a Terminator. I like a really better movie Only see Terminator to but I've only seen Alien

Well, let's fix that yeah terminator why it's great So I yeah, I was showing a for Harry god damn it. I only anthology to watch them Yeah, I was showing it for Harry god damn it. I only anthology to watch them Fuck you I was there a few months ago you I watch it to make cuz it's research and hard shut They watch it I watch a fucking like a pop culture requirement Yeah, I want terminator scenes to be in Ruby volume 4 like directly copy I want Terminator scenes to be in Ruby volume 4 like directly copy Ruby's like in a ventilation shaft. There's a baol

And then I'll become just like come with me if you want to live First thing No, I just want all to Terminator to yeah, let's just go the whole series in there aside from it was just one you just saw What was the newest one? Genesis Well, I wasn't expecting it to be The two sequel was a certain Conor of good to watch. Oh, yeah, it was it was Kalisi from Game of Thrones. Yeah, it was really cited. Yeah, it was not good

Which is why I don't know You need to tell me another one. Yeah, yeah, and um Shit, what was the guy's name who played John Connor? I can't think of it the dude from Connery no Awesome the dude from um he'd been older than the terminator What's the name of that movie that's not hunger games you did look a chick from Yes, yes, divergent series. Oh, here's a whole slide of the way he's honored.

What is it, shit? They're all just like, oh, it's not a hunger. It's not like AJ, is it? What is it? I can't think of the guy's name, it's gonna piss me off. He's a really stupid guy. He has the unfortunate douche base. Where it's just like, perma, perma,

everybody always plays a douche bag. So by unfortunate, you mean best-faming, ever. He's a type cat. He's been type always plays a douchebag. Yeah, so by unfortunate, you mean best face ever. Yeah, he's been tied to work it. He's been tied cast as a douche. Yeah, yeah. Yes. His best bet is just to become a douche now. Because no one's going to like him.

He's going to be honest, be honest. What if you just look a sweetest guy? Well, I feel sorry for him. That's a nice experience. It's one of two ways. If someone plays a douchebag all the time, they're either are a giant douche and they're not acting at all.

That's just who they are. Or they're the polar opposite. And they're the nicest people in the world They usually love God and their family and everybody else like whoa all right. She's saying do you just can't love God? No, they can okay It just takes them a little bit longer. So normally I'm the kind of person that's like watch the original That's the red dart don't fuck it up shock. Okay. Hey guys. Guess what starting like that, huh? Read, dark, don't fuck it up, shock-ros! Okay, hey guys, guess what? Ooh, starting like that, huh?

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It's a big guy. Probably a nice guy. Did they call it a little guy? They did. Little guy. Little gyna. Yeah. That's my nickname.

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Yeah, I play Father in the original term here He's the guy that comes back in time. I think I look like the guy from SNL for a second that dude the guy who played John Connor and then John Connor's father. In the original term we are, he's the guy that comes back in time. That guy looked like the guy from SNL for a second. That dude, the guy who played John Connor, didn't in a sense of it. Yeah, because he looks like a fucking nuclear. He was like, I'm a son of a... I'm John Connor, I'm a soldier. He just looks like a nerdy white guy.

He's like, I'm going for a day. He just keeps naming out. He just speaks for a day. He did not look at it. He's 100%. The guy who played John Connor. Not J. Corny. He did not look like Will For it was the guy there waiting for a picture of Gai Courtney Can we put she's a full picture of all forte no pull the picture of Gai Courtney who will for

I'm I don't know what the name the group I know Well for taste never mind. Okay. Yeah. You got him. Yeah Yeah, I'm gonna go with the character. I don't know fucking shit about actors or anything else in part of the play is Ruby I think it's the same person that plays Campbell. I'm got him. Yeah, I don't know fucking shit about actors are I'm also in part of the play is Ruby. I think it's the same person to play scramble. I'm X Spencer. Yeah, nice to know. Who's that? Yeah. What am I supposed to go from laser team? You got it.

I'll see the original Reese's main more active. I see a face I'm good. Oh, yeah, the original Reese was definitely hotter. Oh my god. Look at Jewish. Yes, you go Sarah. You get that So before that incredible I I'm pretty happy with way turned down. I would you should be you really should be I really does get dropped the ball We did to carry it to more don't worry Carey is free. Yeah, I'm like a white key playing basketball like I'm normally I'm normally not a fan of like, Carrie makes either.

Of remakes and shit. Like there was that horrible poltergeist remake. It was one of those things. There was no need to make it. Yeah, what last year? This year? I think it was last year. The first one was really good, though.

Alien, great film. Doesn't hold up that great from an effects standpoint. I was showing it to a friend for the first time and we got to the amazing scene with Alien Burst out of the dude's chest and it's like that's such a scary scene it's all fine but when you actually see it it's very clearly just like a stick kind of like me to look like a alien like like cartoon like here comes candy

go on just me that candy now here's my thing okay I hate I don't like scary movies I don't hate scary movies but I don't like scary movies But I like scary movies. I get scared right that's okay So when I watch that movie I'm a visual effects dude, but when I watch that movie I'm not watching it. You know, I'm doing this. Mm-hmm. It looks great when I'm doing that I'm like out one good eye and even that's got like the you know the slats. Yeah You know what's going on yeah, and you're like let me stare at at that intently and I knew I knew it was outdated when instead of going out she laughed You're scared show your mouth. I love that for the next factor and I respect the the practical effect

Like you're like oh my god like the fear is real and then What? Like that's kind of cool looking but now it's like oh or now we're approaching This is just a thing on a stick territory. Someone created that thing and that's why I appreciate oh No, yeah, it's so great, but like it's not as I went wait for the exit wait for the exit ash shut the fuck up Oh, that we cut away. Ash no here. There it is. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Ash is like don't kill it. I'm definitely not a robot Oh, that's why I put that into the imagination it just like put on

Run it's very like it's just like pull the screen What year was alien like late 70s? I think was it? 70s or 99 yeah aliens was early these like Perfect example of That that shit all hold up is like mid to late 90s like Jurassic Park still It's fucking good. There's a few scenes I guess they're still like that stupid Dude I watch it this day and I still believe they got Michael Jordan. I'm like

His head looks so real his head looks so real It's like I can't believe that I did it in the 90s. I believe like there's a couple dumb scenes in Draser Park even like when you see the raptors feet like it's just so fucking fake looking There's a lot of bloopers in that movie Yeah, but most of the shit like T-Rex stuff because there's animatronic look it all looks so good It's like jealot Titanic is another one the movie looks amazing We're gonna be able to Titanic. Yeah, I mean 90% It's a perfect time of like special effects were like enhancements And like yeah, they're like blend the the line

But they're using the hop in real life and not just make the whole fucking thing Yeah, it's hard about it. It will well because it's like I have a bunch of those movies when I got my my 4k Television it also came with 3d so I said fucking I just have a bunch of those movies when I got my 4K television. It also came with 3D. So I said, fuck it. I just bought a bunch of movies on 3D. And I was shocked. Jurassic Park was one of them.

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Yeah, it's like 10 times scarier than like the witch in the fucking trap door. That shit's terrifying. It's the way everything moves because a lot of there's some like stop motion shit. That already looks unnatural. Or like with the vines, they did that that's the exact whole thing in reverse, right?

They just like wrapped her up and then pulled them off. Oh really? What is it like the living dead where the zombie reaches through the wind or the wall and pulls that person back? That's a practical effect. That's really cool and creepy. It's like shot of the off. Oh really? What is it? The living dead where the zombie reaches through the wind or the wall and pulls that person back? That's a practical effect. That's really cool and creepy. It's like Sean of the dead.

Does it? Yeah, it's like Sean of the dead. I think they got it from Sean of the dead actually. Probably got these questions from them. I think that's probably where it is. Asshole is down. I don't get it. How's your carry?

You've like fucking sipped your giant shiner. I think you have so much inside of that. I'm not buying that early though. Look how much you've been having! That's a giant. That's a small hand. We're both sorry. I just have small hands, that's all.

That would be fun. That was one of my favorite costumes that we saw this weekend was, I think, was it Chris? That came in the party as a giant? Yeah, yeah. He had a tiny cowboy hat and I was like What are you like a tie? What is that? Pringle. Yeah, there you go. Um, he, uh, he had a tiny cowboy hat and I was like, are you like a little baby cowboy? It was, no, I'm a giant. Look, let me show you proof. And he put it like a tiny wallet and then like a tiny, like a little pencil.

Yeah, I think so. I'm a giant. Yeah. That was fun. Nice. Like, you don't see like, I actually really, really liked Yelts costumes because I feel like most costumes today. It's like, oh, what reference can you make? It's not like it's actually easy now To just have a normal fucking costume. Yeah, you know like 10 years ago Yeah, you were born because everyone how many people asked you like like what was your extra thing? Like who are you and I'm like I'm like two a couple people. I went are you fucking kidding me?

What do you think? One person asked me, kind of sells it. Yeah, oh, you're like hunger games Peter Pan. Yeah, I've done. So many people said, they're like, what do you Peter Pan? I'm like, you know, fucking love! Are you like a deleted character from Lord of the Rings or what? So I went up to me, they're like, are you Princess Peach? I'm like, no, I don't look anything like Princess Peach.

We have a dress on, so I imagine. I thought Princess was it like red? Yeah, it was red, my hair was like this, you know? Yes, Princess Peach. Yeah, Princess Peach. We would dress on. I imagine. I thought, is that like red? Yeah, it was red. My hair was like this, you know? Yes, Princess Peach. Yeah. Don, she's a little parasol. She's actually based on my face. It was a Princess Peach crown at Lucy. It was really good too. Yeah. When you get it, it was looking good. I was thinking about it. I think she'll wear it. Yes, yeah. We bought that whole damn store. Are you going to wear them ever again? I will wear them probably sooner rather than later. I already have something planned for it. Oh, you say that. than later. I already have something planned for it.

You say that. That's what I had planned for it. That might actually happen. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't. I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't. I don't go too. You won't go. You're like, I'm working. No, no, no, I want you to go but dress like Peter Dinklage. That's the only reason. Okay. I'll walk away. I mean dress like Peter Dinklage. Let's walk around and use this. Give me the phone.

Oh no, no, Peter Dinklage. Not, no. Yeah, we're a business suit. Yeah. Happy hands specifically. Yeah. I'm like, man, I'm really sad. I'm not doing destiny anymore.

There you go. Like, stand below and roll and roll. Yeah. Oh my god, he's so much better. He probably not. I'm feeling alright. I played the clips back to back and there are videos that have a compilation. I saw him check the research. I He's so much better I played the clips back to back and there are videos that have a compilation I thought he's back to the research It's the same

It doesn't sound same No, Peter's English was great. I think he was here I don't know I don't think Peter Dean Cleach is a bad job. Everybody shit all over. I thought it was fine He's playing a robot. Yeah, he's like I don't know. I just like the energy in the line I mean to be the newer stuff is it is it who's it? There's a porn actor. I don't want to fuck this up right now Who's the voice? I want to see you try and I don't want to learn the North I don't know but he's not here nor thank you. Okay. We were thinking of it a huge dick. Yeah, she just said no in North

It's like a lot of times We know more. I like the stuff he didn't take in King a lot more, but I think Peter English It was better writing because I know it sucked Which there you go I thought me or dingle did find the writing sucked for everything had to read and Granite even if you say no one North did a better job. I'm pretty sure it did a better job because they were like everyone fucking hates this Don't do that really like sell it. Yeah, I think he got to go a second time. Yeah, probably it's like two takes you think But like I don't think I don't I didn't listen to any of the lines that no one North did that

Peter Dingled, Jay, when I was just like, wow, this guy, this guy nailed it. For me, I just think everybody wanted Wheatley. Like they heard, like, oh, it's a robot Wheatley. And like, I just think like, and that's not what they were going for. But I wanted a story. Okay. They can't want with that, you know? Yeah.

Yeah. If, if, if Dinklebot was half of fucking guilty spark, I wouldn't have complained. And if it was like, look at me, giving wouldn't have complained. If it was like look at me giving you information That's relevant not like oh my god. This is so old. This is the oldest thing I've ever found Oh, I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain. Oh God. Oh God This hasn't been discovered in a billion years and you found it just like the last ten things the line that bothered me the Most was like early on in the game the speakers like I could tell you of the wars that happened I could tell you of all the things that we've seen and all the things that we've done and all the amazing sites

I'm like tell me yeah, but instead I think I'll just tell you about the children I was a little creepy. I'm gonna be honest like I need to fuck this do you do you play to see what I play it a bit still Yeah, it's even under kind of dabbled a little bit. I a little bit. I've got back into it with the Taken King. Yeah, I really didn't like that much when it first came out. I've gotten back into it with the Taken King. I think that the first raid was like what you got you guys into it over the moment.

So good. I was actually, that was like the last thing I did. Because that was right before we filmed laser teams. So I was like, you know, out before that. Yeah, that's nice fun. And then Taken King came back and I really enjoyed it because they changed a lot of things. Yeah.

I finally, I did most of the hard raid the other day. I still need to do the raid. I didn't beat it. We got up to the boss. I know. What level are you, Kiri? I'm like 284. Well, you suck.

Oh, no, no, you can do it. Don't listen to me. You're fine. You suck. You can't do the raid. I could. You should be like 394 stuff. I'm 395.

That's not even a thing. 295 stuff. Yeah, it's fine. It's nothing yet It's not you'd like three 15s of actuator 320 320 This is very riveting this is like put my talk Yeah, who's gonna stop us know what you know what? Let's do it. Let's do what I don't know. Just keep talking Hey

I don't know. Just keep talking. I don't know. I have played it. Yeah. Halo 5. Have you heard about that? I have heard about this. You guys are even playing as blue. Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

They made this one. Yeah, Halo 5 came out. It's, um, I really, really enjoy the multiplayer. I thought all the new like, Boosty things and the ground pounds and all the other. Boosty? They got Boosties. Well, yeah, there's like a.

They have a Titan charge now and they have a rocket. But that was a lot of fun. It's like in a fade mood. I don't feel like I'm out. Guys, I'm too busy. Drag your face out. Yeah, huh? Yeah. Uh huh. No, I was there. I can't let it go. I want to know party. One day, one day, you're getting into the video and stop telling it. I know. I never wanted to go anymore. I never said it. I was getting personal. I was getting personal. I, so I did go like 93 and I was like, cool, I want to get to 100 at least. And then they just stopped giving me videos.

Oh, I mean, I was like cool, I wanna get to 100 at least and then they just stopped giving me videos. This is the first of you. I mean, no, you're telling me. I was the other woman, pretty sure. I was like, carry it, just come over and be like, hey, give me that video. No, I've told you, because you were like, I'll just do a video whenever. No, I told you.

No, I never told me. So it's like, yeah. Who said something? The guy who knows, he's sitting there whining about not getting videos who could come say something or the people that don't know he's crying at his dad Yeah, I had no idea what he wants to do about it. I didn't even know man. You did know you

Know it's when he switched to a nubbing weekly I just never got the first Heart is too busy doesn't have time to edit episodes anymore So he's not gonna be editing go I'm sorry carry can't play right now Same people you told me that I couldn't be in stuff and I never said that they told me you couldn't be in stuff I see her carry like too busy off limits don't talk to him people do love that face. I know. I just hear Carrie like too busy off limits. Don't talk to them. People do love that. I said, Carrie Shocker. Let's have them on off topic episode one. They said no. They were like, no, not two. They're not five, not 10, never, never. I went, maybe one. And he says, no,

they were like, can't have them. Not going to have it. We can it. We can't give him to you. No, Carrie wants this. And I said, okay, I guess we're not friends anymore, Carrie. Saddest thing, you drink your normal-sized shine, okay? Yeah, drink it. At least he's drinking it now. I finally got him to drink. And nobody likes you. Will you drink more now?

I'll take good. Do this for your own good. Let's take this time to check in on our Twitter poll guys. I'm Gus. Yeah, should you Is it time for the second ad reading? Yeah, she's close. Yeah, but she just left it's you looking good for you Carrie Oh, yeah, you want to go find more dark To revisit to isn't it is it not labeled on the bar? It's like Hershey's chocolate candy bar No, it doesn't not say that Currently that wow chocolate candy bar. No, it doesn't not say that. If it doesn't say that, I don't know. I'm going to pull currently. Wow, 3126 votes. 84% say yes, chocolate is candy.

Oh, 84%. You're taking good from me. No, I said it was looking bad for you. It's not looking good for Gary. Yeah, just should. I'm carrying the towel. No, that's a mid-beat. It's not going to take that. Mid-beat not gonna take that mid-be in America I'm sure he's not gonna wake up and save you okay? That's not how you could wake up and they still wouldn't save you Has chocolate also they would eat Hershey's they eat like Cadbury burps Have you had the Canadian burps? Oh, I felt like you kept continuing the

Fucking Sweetheart that we have are like obviously tart little candy Yeah, no not like that. It's like yeah, it's chocolate. It's like I'm an artist smarties. Yeah, that's smarties So it would be confused if the sweet tart was a chocolate candy So either way, I was like smarties was this shit no ours is like really really tart and again smarties Yeah, no they don't yeah, they didn't smarties Smarties that's that chocolate. I love them delicious great. I'm out of

I'm my preferred Canada. I love your smarties over our smarties. I'm not saying their smarties aren't good But our smarties are amazing it comes down to the conversation we had like what do you prefer? Red lobster cheddar biscuits or yeah, all of garden breadsticks. Oh cheddar biscuits right? Yeah, this is why you're wrong There's no question If you had to choose one you go with the cheddar biscuits. Oh my god I don't know do you need to pull this? Yes, you hit this one carry. Where did it take to tell you the cheddar biscuits? I fucking hate red lobster just because I don't like seafood. I love their cheddar biscuits It's the only reason to go. You forced Lindsey to order something and you're just there with the

If I had to go I'll get steak and cheddar biscuits. You show us some shrimp shit. Give me some biscuits. Shrimp shrimp fish. Shrimp shit. Stake and cheddar biscuits. Yes. Sometimes just a cheddar biscuits. I really couldn't decide. I would ruin that. Well, you have to shut the fuck up and pick one. I don't know. They're all so now. Okay. You look like you're trying to blow something up your mind. You're gonna If the cheddar sticks are next to you You're gonna say cheddar biscuits. It's that fucking chance. Let's make

Hey, then you can be right get over it. Okay, it's cheddar biscuits and we all know it They're amazing. They're delicious. They're mind-wuffy. Oh, I just like I just like the simplicity of the breadstick, man Hey, it's better miles. Oh There's two D's no, I think you know Okay guys are L means better the better did you run out of characters? Yeah, what short story are you writing? What did you ask what is better than you make a poll? No? No, you only get like 20 per per thing for the poll You're gonna get 20 characters per poll change all the answer the answer I now see the confusion. Okay, this

Bisquit you say like what's better red lobster cheddar biscuits? I said if you'll hit one what would it be? But I'm You put out Oh Cheddar biscuits are never ending too. No, you're trying to go cost effective. No, that was not my intent. No, you're never ending shit.

It's out in breadsticks. No. Okay, I'm gonna do RL cheddar biscuits or OG. Pro fine breadsticks. That's not allowed. Oh, is that too far? That's too far. A little biased.

I'm gonna do breadsticks, plain breadsticks. All plain breadsticks. I'm gonna do lightly salted breadsticks Just fucking tight breadsticks you son of a bitch before the podcast the Podcast over we should probably talk about the book. Oh, yeah, do you wonder in this? Okay, so this is a red blue book red versus blue The ultimate. Oh, there's my camera ultimate fan guide. This is actually this is actually really awesome Eddie and Bernie We're working on this for a really long time and now we have an early copy of it and it's pretty nifty. We've got character dossiers Things about maps and stuff sidewinder. I saw and more actually wait. We're I want to find there's there's the blood Gulch Mission book

Illustrated by donut and or caboose. I actually don't remember but um no, it's all really cool. We've got like, there's the, I can't believe they put in here, definitive red versus blue timeline. So thanks for all those plot holes we're gonna have to deal with now. Now you got it. It's fine. We had a bunch of like little short stories like we had fan fiction written by Simmons titled The Hero in Maroon. We've got the case against Sergeant Griff. And a bunch of other like journal entries from members on the planet chorus There's some stuff about Kimball and Felix and blah blah blah blah. It's fucking cool. I'm really excited. I was reading through it today And yeah, you can pre-order it now at red versus bluebook.com. Please do that It talks about everyone dies really oh, yeah, no the yeah every single character's death

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All right. You set it away from the mic a little bit, but I'm pound pound pound pound pound hashtag hashtag 12's going on Talked about the group. I had nothing to do the trigger treating the trigger treating I missed one kid because I'm an asshole and I was upstairs when you miss the kid one kid because I'm an asshole and I was upstairs. When you miss one kid, yeah. Where you slingshot? Yeah, where you slingshot?

Imagine it. Oh, they just escaped me. Yeah, don't like beating them into a gun. But in sugar trading to the kid, set up a slingshot type device on top of your roof. Well, here's what happened. Okay, she set up the house, she sets up all the decorations, all out, two, all out for us. Okay, which is so what, like a black and orange wreath. No, I mean, this is the reason why it's stuff, but like you know, I mean I heard a

Reef. Oh yeah, yeah, how do you pronounce the circular object that you put on the door? No, but why do you have a Halloween wreath? It's a fucking orange and it says boo on it. I had a ghost on it. Pretty sure it's Halloween themed very They make for everything. They're real blowing your mind right now. Not made it candy. Okay. Thank you So you know, yeah, yeah, that chocolate would melt First kid comes to the door, you know, she's all like oh my god Did you take a picture of her first kid? No, I thought about it. No, I don't want to take a picture of someone's kid She's Pretty footage she did that's your right

That's your right. You would do that in the next day, so you'd be able to put your name on the list. That's it. Because parents freak out about shit. But so one kid comes by, you know, she's happy as a clam, gave him candy. And then she fucks off, like goes upstairs. I'm in the middle of doing a hard raid,

which I believe I just mentioned that I was doing. I'm in the middle of a hard raid in Destiny, here at the doorbell go off and I'm like, ugh, I kinda wanna give the kid candy, but like, guys, I'm the taken one right now. I mean, I'm in a bad ramp. We're fighting the fucking sisters in a orcs's dorms as we all know. And I made way up the platforms and I'm like, I can't just leave.

Did you shout the door? I was like, Lindsey, well, the thing is like I didn't shout too much. I was in the bathroom. Because then the kid will hear me yelling in the house. She's here to Lindsay. Lindsay was like, yeah, I'm here. Yeah, she's here to me. So I chose to not give candy to the kid and instead, you know,

help the five people that were in my rate. It was hard mode guys, okay? I couldn't. I was like, what am I going to do? Come back and work trick or treaters. They would have been upset with me. We might have wanted't gonna do it Okay, can I ask you a question? Yeah on that current run through. Did you make it or did you know we know?

We died she can't candy she comes downstairs like fucking 10 minutes later and she goes someone Well someone at the door and I'm like yeah, and you fuck them you miss them Fucking ruin that kids Halloween. It's a pretty shitty thing to do Lint did you do Michael at any point after this did you go to the bathroom or get a little snacky? No. You never broke. You can't. I didn't break. Nothing, Kerry. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's not what happens when we do raids. There's a lot of pauses.

Well, that's what we take. We call your fucking raid. That's why you're 284. You also said you haven't done that. You would have given me a kid. Yeah, I've done the other raids before. Maulstein invite me to the newest raids. Oh, wow. King Troy and your roommate Alex went, oh no, he's busy. You can't invite me to the newest rates. Oh, wow. King Swine. And your roommate, Alex went, oh no, he's busy, you can't tonight. You answered for you, and apparently a lot of you were.

Apparently, if people are answering for me, left to the rates, can't you go, doesn't want to be in a Chuman Hunter, talking to me and all your parents, they haven't even told me. After off topic, he was like, do congratulations, never have me on it ever. That sounds like a carry-thru set.

I was like, all right. Yeah. Jesus, that these days that could this happy Fire didn't with that I couldn't believe it. I could believe it I was gonna bring this up when we're talking about the chocolate candy thing Well, I can sound just like Alex so Alex is a mob of here. Oh, okay. You're Alex. Thank you. No crazy one. Yeah Alex refuses to one. Yeah. Um Alex refuses to accept any other cookie aside from chocolate chip as a cookie. Yeah. It's not chocolate chip cookie then it is a treat. Doesn't make sense. It's a peanut butter cookie. I ain't got no no no a treat. Why do they call it tiff's treats not tiff's cookies. It's like

it's because it's a little bit less than it has in sweet treats. He goes he goes. Uh Google image search. Google image search cookie. What comes up? It's all chocolate chip There's no such thing as any other cookie. Yeah, that's like Google search fucking ice cream I'm pretty sure if you'll search ice cream you're gonna get vanilla No, you'll get chocolate and some vanilla will be in there. I'd actually say this probably gonna be more Can we get a poll on this? Patrick's not here. That's right. It's all that's. That's the best. Snickerdoodles, my favorite cookie. And I'll damn you.

If you say that's what I could. I'm going to say, damn chocolate chip oatmeal is my favorite. What? I don't like chocolate chip oatmeal. I like the additional. See? See? Well, there's some.

There's some. 2015, that's a rainbow by Steve Kahn's. Damn it. Okay. There's everything. There's chocolate. There's vanilla. There's orange chip.

I hope we all learn a little bit about color today. So that really But I'm right so that's what it really comes down to Yeah, you're really gusting it up today, buddy. Yeah, you're gusting it up. I feel like this It's not that sharp, but I could put this right in your neck. Okay, it's congested. It's congested. He chooses Doc and Donut. I guess he's taking a break from editing go or something.

That's pretty cool. It's probably. What is Doc and Donut? Is that Doc and Donut? Is that when you don't? What is that? It's that like a American Donut chain, Doc and Donut. Yes, this is a lot closer.

So far, 52% cheddar biscuits. Oh, awesome. Gimme camera for it. Gimme camera for it for you vote for those motherfuckin never ending Joe's good Look at all right. All right. All right. Stop waiting this plate. Don't you style you're gonna get a camera to say wait People out there you go to you go to the Olive Garden of course. It's a classy place You're a classic fellow and or lady right? You need to prepare yourself for this never-ending salad

I'm sorry, so, shut the fuck up. Go ahead and go ahead and go with. Thank you for moderating this, Michael. You're doing a great job. It's fine, just because I know I chose you to have fun. We don't need the support, because Cheddar Bissiets are going to win anyway. It's not like you're biased. I like you in the moderator.

But that's fine. Look, it's not like, it's a simple dish. Okay, it's not like, can you get it anywhere? Can you get it anywhere? Can you get it anywhere? Throw in its cheddar all of you being all dense and shit. It's just a light fluffy modest pre meal meal and it's great. All right, go ahead and give Kerry his turn.

There you go. Yeah, go ahead, Kerry. Okay, they're both never ending. Yeah, okay. That's true. I did not say that the biscuits were not touched on my. So the cheddar biscuits that are never ending, yep, are lighter and flakier

than your breadsticks will ever be. So you're saying you like a tree that just crumbles all around you and is difficult to eat? No, I don't want bread beef jerky. Cause that's where bread sticks are. Okay, damn, you look at care of that shit. Oh, it's too hard.

It hurts, it hurts. It hurts. I'm very sensitive teeth. And the cheddar soothes me. Oh, well, the thing is, too, the cheddar biscuits, I mean, they melt in your mouth. They do. They melt right off. I do.

If you're, are you 90? Because you could go to Red Lobster. You just have mashed that shit in. Oh, no. It's going to be in there. You don't even need tea. It's cool. It's a bread stick.

You'll fucking tear your neck. You'll just snap it. Goddamn. Goddamn. You could breathe on the biscuit and it'll start to melt and then you can just kind of suck up the goob Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm trying to integrity of these biscuits getting more Is that fucking all of garden breadstakes are like the rugged girl next door and cheddar biscuits are like the slutty more

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That's scary. If you're gonna talk, you have to stand. Stand up right now. Don't break the microphone. You're only a little hard to explain. I'm sorry. I'm a dick little little little. I'm a ponytail.

If you're gonna talk. Look, if the bread sticks were a girl, they have a ponytail. We don't need that. Correct. Whoa. What are you saying about girls with ponytail? Ponytails are great. Why do you hate them? No, I'm just saying they. No, we have this talk, man. So we have a ponytail. We don't need that. Whoa, what are you saying about girls with ponytail? Ponytails are great. Why do you hate them?

No, I'm just saying no. We have this talk one. So we have this talk. I was talking about how I like ponytail. And you're like, no, goken at ponytail. I don't even want to know before it exists. That is a quote by Kerry Schumpkers. I don't even mean it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I still agree with you.

The cheddar biscuits. They're better than breadsticks. They're delicious. You can't get the video I don't even like red lobster and I'll go there just for the cheddar biscuits and if I'm gonna go there You're gonna go there because they're amazing. Can we add a full of butter just for the red lobster? No, I'll get a pretty response. You will never go to all of God just for the breadsticks. Your ass will be in red lobster Every week to shove that cheddar down your hole and you know it you fat I love cheddar sticks Cheddar sticks

God damn it if nothing else your charismatic speaker all right, thanks miles You'll be on off topic. All right, so why do you eat women's kids carry? I have what you beef with girl for it. It's a thing. I don't know. Do you want to talk about how much you dislike the female cast and ghost busters? Or, you want to run that book? Look, and he thought so. I mean, I have to see them. Yeah.

I don't know. I have to see them. I have to see them. I have to see them. I have to see them. I have to see them. I have to see them. I have to see them.

I have to see them. I have to see them. I have to see them. I have to see them. I have to bangs better. I don't know or like I can you like can you have bangs and point tells what the fuck does that you could I guess I Just you pull it back and say I'm gonna tell without pulling it back. Yeah, different things carry. I guess that's okay. I just don't know where it's like As is on head You're not like the cheerleader pony tail The true

This is a good but that's not a ponytail It's closest I can get Anything It's the same but no this is not long enough to reach the back look like white trash You do You rat tail is very different. Oh like a piece of trash. I don't want to learn for it I think that's a perfect look for dragonface That's very his like teenage years Fucking his tween years

How old is dragonface? Oh, we said he was maybe like 13 no even 13 14 Yeah, I thought he was like 10. Yeah, I was gonna go more I was catching a 20. He has a hormone deficiency Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't even bread. I can't smell or smell So like next season, I mean, there's a lot of things wrong with John I mean the second face is gonna like take a needle He's gonna have to fix some testosterone Even if you think you're think that because we aged him up

We had him younger and we're like noise to young Let's age up a bit. That's what he's at now. What is he older? Dry and big play No Hey, what's up? Look in pretty darn good though. Yes, if you're in a big guy. I am the He's a puppet carrying looks like this. Yeah, MoGar will get you. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. I don't want to spin off that. I think it'd be

funny if we do a season three. If you come out of hibernation, MoGar is totally furry. He's really fucking fat. Sorry. And bulk up for winter hibernation. They plug up their bugs so they can't poop Moog are eight a lot of nuts. That's the thing bears do really? Yeah, they're their butts. They all pulled up How do you that with like do I mean? They just sit on plank homes? Well, I don't think they Do a poll do bears plug up their That's Do a poll. Do bears plug up their ass? That's not a poll. That's not a poll. That's not asking. The question. The poll will be answered at the end of the podcast and that will be the Cheddar Biscuit of Garden Breadstick discussion, which last

I checked. Cheddar Biscuit was winning. And my girl, yeah, also voted for Cheddar Biscuit. 50 50. Oh my god. Can you screen cap that? that yeah I feel like Michael's persuasive argument it's less shouting also I'm just gonna I hope hopefully I feel like I was watching a president your a Shouter but you've got a voice yeah I appreciate it I came a little too soon Yeah yeah that normally doesn't happen I swear this is Oh wait wait wait sorry about that give me a few minutes I'll be good someone said they clicked the wrong one they meant to click red lobster we got throw all these fucking Christ It all shit fucking Gary Gurgetto over there all over again. We don't know is it Bush is a Gore we fucked it up

Donald Trump He did not bring that a place count it was it was it before it was super harbor it was it was before that was bush and the American revolution what do I do it was it was pushing war and then it was the

later on was pushing carry right you were there so many understand what was the popular was that you know it was on the spot it was not us who else is on it was Ray?

You know, so it's me Ryan that bitch doesn't know nothing. He does not including Spanish That's true. I'll blow in glass see you got it Yeah, I think you already know is more I just three years just man. I remember none of it He he named like five colors and Spanish and I was like, yeah more than me. The teacher picked on me because I couldn't pronounce things good. But they probably picked on you because you were a little shithead. I was. Yeah. Look at it.

I tricked her though. He was like, he was like, carry you won't edit go one day, bitch. No, we got to stop. What? You don't carry you quick. Hey, hold on. Let's not talk about the character. I'm like, right?

I'm going to achieve my hunter, okay? He's not the only one. How did you, how did you? How did you trick your teacher? What does that mean? Okay, well here's a little tip for all you high schoolers out there who Here comes, don't, don't want to get picked up. Abstinence, don't, don't.

Abstinence. Stap the number. Trojan. Absent. No, no, no, no. So she would pick on me because every time she was like, Hey, guys, we're gonna read in the class now I would look down at my book. You guys giggling over there She always pick on me because I like wasn't looking around so instead she was like, all right

We're gonna read now. I would just like stare her like dead. Oh, yeah, fucking eyes. I would just like fucking like Call me pick me call me pick me. That's how you never pick me out Do that do that. That works in college too. Maintain eye contact with your professor. If they're looking out in the audience member, because they need a friend. No, I didn't.

I didn't I didn't do the college. I did a little bit of it. That's right. I was you did the demo and they're like now I'm installing the shit. They're props, right? Yes, they're props. Yeah, like oak.

Yeah, we don't call them. If you call professors, that's bad. That's antiquated. That's their word. Right. Yeah, you can't say that. We're not allowed to. So true. So true. I see what you say to me. Say it again. What do you mean you teachers? Say it again. God damn it. Miles and college. Did you do a paper? Did you do a decree face for your professor? I'm sorry. Yeah, okay A lot of things associated with you are are accompanied by the prefix creep Yes, I'm the creep is weird. She's a fucking creep. I like will you creep marriage? She creeps on me. Yeah, she creep you home

You want to get to the park? So like okay, I'm talking about were you there? Yes, if you want to get some pocket bag? Do it. It's the like, okay, get a toggle bell. Are you there? Yes. If you want to creep face to your professors when you're in college, it's like, okay, they're writing on the board. They're doing the thing.

They turn around and they make eye contact with you when you're going. Just like your dead inside, just wide up. That's really disturbing. Yeah, it's great. How about some of your professors go, whoah, I just need that lecture.

You ever tend to jerk off? No, I didn't do that. I should have. Damn it. That would have been a good one. The chair squeaking is a little bit. It's great. My friend needs to bother the bug.

I told you. He's a dad. Oh, that's a lot. That's a different one. My friend needs to fall asleep in class a lot. And we did put a juice box in front of him once. So when he finally hit the desk, you were a boss. I put juice box.

Juice box. My home. That's your thoughts. Not mine. Juice box. That's like a mine Well, hi, I'm. That's your thoughts, not mine. Choose box. That's like a mine who's also Jewish. Yes, stuck. Have you ever, all right?

So a lot of times, if you're just with a person, we'll just be like, have you been with a person? What do you think about? What does that mean? What do you mean with a person? Well, I don't care. You mean like with a person? Like if you're in a relationship with somebody,

so I'm not even on the line. You're with them. Never happened. What's it like? Sometimes we're like, what are you thinking about? Have you ever just been like ashamed to say what you're thinking about? And you just go, ah, nothing, like, prior to the podcast, I was wondering, you can say, oh,

nothing, because that means something's wrong. Yeah, name an example, prior to this pot. Well, this is just one of the dumb thoughts I had, like prior to this podcast, I was like, if you were to be caught dead from autocratic isphyxiation, and we're wearing a Subaru here at costume, which costume would be the worst? That's what I was thinking about. It would be the worst.

I said Aquaman, because then you're just like the bitch of the bitch. Are there a bitch on the ground? Maybe. With like Target Sorry. I feel like it'd be really embarrassing to find a super girl outfit. Like I don't think it really matters at that point.

Or like squirrel girl. But that's just how you think. This is how I think. I don't think anyone really matters at that point or like scroll that's just how you think I don't think anyone's gonna Be mentioning the costume. I would want to be canonical about it like I would want to be Superman But have the rope be green like it's good And off in a little tight like that's a nice big deal. It was the kryptonite. Yeah, that's right fucked up Luther got in there. Yeah Who's doing that? I thought new Batman for Superman movie

You know that I'm in school. It's probably well-prepared. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen men of steel I'm afraid it was okay I thought it was my favorite Superman like movie I'd ever seen because it made me actually kind of care about him I can't believe that this dude does that. I mean his dad died. I've heard it's absolutely no reason whatsoever. It was all over. Yeah, that was. He was just like, oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. It's Marvel here and watch me die. And the Superman was like, oh my god. And don't you dare try and risk your dog. What I'm trying to do is Marvel is normal people trying to learn to be heroes, whereas DC are super humans and gods trying to learn how to be normal. I think it's an interesting thing to say.

I think it's very interesting on that note. You gonna fucking read us out with this last ad read of the night? The last one of the, the night. The last one of the read, huh? The last one of the read. Take a note here. You're stopping me. It happens.

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Eat grass before the game starts. All right, he's crazy. Does it say West Miles? Who is it? That looks like an L. That's definitely. Is it two S's or one S? Move on. It might be lemon or you could go see the Dallas Cowboys.

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Sports hand model I buy anything You should hand my own life. I just I want to do the chum Our lotions I I want to do the chandels, the promotions, the guildos. Going back to the point I got put into a final fantasy league. My first love punch. I'm sorry, final fantasy league. What is that? What is that? What is that?

Who are you? Are you clown? Are you the seventh who got in my flat fair TV? Hey look it's penis My friends are my school were giving me shit because Like they were like oh, we don't hang out. You're working all the time and I was like you should be in a Like they were like, oh, we don't hang out. You're working all the time and I was like, you should be in a I almost have a fan You should do you summon nights of the round table last week

You won the game. If it that was awesome. I didn't see vomit coming. I I'm the most a person out of all my school friends right now because apparently I got some good people like Rancowsky and Drew breeze and those of the only Less miles less miles? Less miles. I don't know. But I never like change my lineup, because I just, I don't care.

They're like, it's a five minute thing. Just do it, it takes five minutes. I'm like, okay. Why would you change your lineup? You already have your lineup. I like, you have to like, switch it every week, depending on who's playing. I don't know, it's efficient.

It's a final fantasy thing, okay? You know what that is? You put out and shit. Oh, okay, now I'm gonna start. It's a whole material. It's a cool stuff. And like, what level they are. Yeah, I'm gonna make a fucking Final Fantasy You put out Oh, okay now I'm Materials And like what level they are fucking Final Fantasy joke, you know, do you have a Schall or what do you know what a couple of cut is what a Phoenix down? I know what a chook row is

Okay, okay, okay, you know how to say chook about what is what is a sit that was the mountain monster Is a mechanic that is a recurring charactercurring character in all the final fans The games and it's a chick in the newest one and she's super fucking hot. He's pretty cool pretty good They always look at some details, but yeah, it's pretty close. Thank you Me also the airship is always I drafted around my Do you know where he learned that from me? Okay, I'm going to hold him all right cool. Yeah Yeah, you know what blitzball that's how miles away the ball the best game that's the thing we took of the bombing turn orange right it's not it okay no but you are

close that's a you're making my ff joke there jokes are funny I was good on yeah that's good I'm the I'm the she's a person to lead because I won't change my line up and shit. Because their argument was, look, fantasy football makes watching football so much more fun. And my counter argument was, I don't watch football. And they said, yeah, but it'll make it more fun. I said, but you keep using the word more. I don't find football entertaining. Like, why are you doing this?

It's just casual drinking with boys. Now, my brother and for me, players have bi weeks, so you have to replace them replace them when they're not playing otherwise you have players on your team that aren't playing So you don't regulate so here's so you don't regulate This argument just falls apart. They go what are you all fucking they say fans you lost one because it creates a Narrative out of the game you learn about all these players and why you want to root for them I said that's more than five minutes a week I then have to research these players and learn how to do they go well You don't have to do that

I mean you can just look at your at your stat sheet and the and the fantasy football Website will tell you who to play I go so all I'm doing is I'm just moving these players Tells me to I'm not doing anything at this point. Yeah, so it's easy to do That's not care about I agree you sounds like you sounds like a juproni. Oh, dude. You kind of sound like a juproni right now awesome word by the way But um, yeah, that's exactly it the mindset of like you can play if you don't care about sports But then it's just no fun. So what's the point? Let's do the model man. You're the

Nerd Yeah, why don't you play play world of work after them instead? That's what the most frustrating thing too is like people who love fantasy football and they're like oh Video games, okay, whatever. I'm like you're just as big of a nerd for looking at all this shit and Going into research. I was gonna say a door My mother is taking part in in appetizer watch 2015. She just takes me to let me know breadsticks is a head is for words they are it's she's weak in the bullshit yeah it's bullshit she's creating fake accounts you can get she can get a great one. fucking breadsticks anywhere where are you gonna get cheddar biscuits only at red lobster

bullshit the miles is a bigger bigger fatter bitch Gonna give them points with that carry people are gonna like no he's not Brandsticks Her John my mom does yeah her lock screen is a picture of John really yet better than you You are Here you know my perfect version of my son, right? Can you draw a little taller next to your mouth? She just turns to your dad is like I like cheddar biscuits, but I'm gonna support him We know I love that. Yeah, that's what happened for everything What are the nasty thoughts that you're ashamed of emitting once?

I got a boat. No, they're not nasty. They're just fucking weird. I go for my whole. Yeah. I'm trying to think of it. I feel like you're on the same wavelength. I weird as thoughts all the time and Michael screwingizes me for it. It's fun. Like crazy. I can't go. It was something like I was one time where Bush for himself. I think like Aaron and I were driving back from like a restaurant or something. She's like, what are you thinking about? I go, oh for himself. I think like Aaron and I were driving back from like a restaurant or something. She's like, what are you thinking about? I go, oh, um, like honestly, she goes, yeah, of course, like, how weird it would be if like I was in the middle of the class and then just stood up and just like screamed at the top of my lungs and then sat back down like nothing happened. She says, what the fuck? I'm like, you fucking asked me. That's not

thinking about. We all think of that kind of shit. Actually, like, for me, like, one thing I always think about is instinctively, and it's this has happened since high school. I can't help it. If I meet a couple, and they're like, hi, it's so-and-so, there's my significant other, so-and-so. I instantly think about them having sex. Like, what that was like.

That's pretty normal, yeah. Yeah, I know, yeah. I can't help it. It's a trigger response. Yeah, it's weird. And sometimes it's awesome. You know what those scusses do? Usually, the hilarious thing is thinking of the dude's o-face.

Like, that's always funny. That's a good one. I'm good with yours. Funny or sexy, Carrie? I'm on to you. That's like sour patch kids. It's sour and sweet at the same time. I was gonna go to their candy and go, ooh, but I don't want to make a mess. I'll catch it. This is revenge when I threw a marshmallow in the bedroom. It was hard candy.

Well, there's some soft candy. There's melted chocolate and then there's candy, but I can't help you strip it on me I'm making a joke about it. I know I know it's good. I liked it Just throw a packet of skittles. Jesus. What were you for Halloween? I was a I was a tunnel snake from the From the from the immersion shoot that we did that you should go watch right now. Yeah, so I just got to say From the from the immersion shoot that we did that you should go watch right now. Yeah, so I just got to say Catching some candy Oh my god, I can't believe you like bread sick people have been asking this

They've watched the newest episode of immersion which you should all have already done because it's great. It's a Fallout one. Spoiler alert at the end of that episode. Gavin fucking shoots Tyler who is playing the role of an NPC giving him a disco. From Sports Ball? That dude is amazing. Like it was a complete and total accident. Nobody was expecting it. And you can see on his face, I was sort of, what do I do? And then he just goes with it. He just fucking fell in eight shit. And everybody just went with it. What are you shooting with? I'm not fucking nerve-con. People have been saying we faked it.

We did not fake it, but we did go in and Photoshop and make the dirt easier to see. But you know, just shot the shit out of his face. No, Gavin's a fucking idiot. And the thing is the whole time we filmed it, he kept pointing his gun in his face. I mean granted you know the edited version you see It's like two seconds, but like I had to put his gun down 50 fucking times because he had the visor on it

He couldn't see and he kept pointing his gun at him and I'm like asshole stop stop stop the guy gives us guns Gives us medicine and Gavin accidentally fucking shoots him. I was a hundred percent. Did he have any more guns or medicine on them? No, he just gave it to us. We already had it. We had it all. We had it. We could have just left. Total accident. Although like I knew he was going to do it because he saw it. Have you guys seen some of the like stuff from Fallout 4? I mean, I mean, the mix of maybe just, I know, uh, I've seen someone play it. Yeah, that's right. You guys actually have it. Never mind. I'm not what? No. I mean,

people have in places. Dada, that's on the spot. We're in the bar. I've never seen about it. Okay. John Cena though. Bob. Bob. I'm going to fucking slam you right now. Okay, okay, John Cena though I want to fucking slam you right now You want to get John Cena on our extra life team actually we should talk about that

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What the fuck do you mean? Look, I mean it's 24 hours. Well, but here's the thing though, right? No, there's no thing, it's 24 hours. Hang on. Yeah. London, right, is GM's the thing though. No, there's no thing it's 24 hours hang on. Yeah London right is GMT zero. Okay, so 12 o'clock a.m. Am That's when Wednesday starts. Okay, right sure

Yeah No, no, no, no, don't look at them. Don't look at me Okay, so it's Wednesday 1159 p.m. London Wednesday is about to end for them, right? Yes. But you go, come over here to us. We're still in Wednesday. Yes.

So what I'm saying is from the start, like GMT zero, I see 12.01 a.m. I understand. GMT negative 23,59 PM that's a whole Is how long does it take for every part of the world to complete a Long as a day You're supposed to be Gus not Gavin You're supposed to be Gus not Gavin. I know really.

You're stretching. I need it both. I'm still winning. Where were you? I was saying you're saying that. You're saying that. For you, it's just being a day. You're saying it's not going to be a day for your own words.

No, I'm not traveling with it. Like, what if I start in London? You were in London. There's the difference between what day of the week it is and has a day past. The day is still past. Day on earth though. It's still Wednesday. Day on earth.

I get that. But that's the entire parts of the earth. That's the entire mentality behind the sun never sets on the British empires. Like, okay, yeah, they had all these different colonies that they took over, but it was actually the same day. Okay, the spheres of influence. Spheres of influence.

Like a shot that was hurt on the world. Yes, it was knocknaked into that at all. It's like America. It's a living. And then I know that are truck-tronic plates. They shift it. Not connected to that at all America And I'm I'm not a their truck tronic point they shift Oh, PGS gone, but we're slower back. I'm not saying you're to believe it What is the maximum amount of time it could be Wednesday for you? Yes, what you're trying to ask Well, it's Wednesday though. How long is Wednesday is our mask 24 hours? It's a daughter

How long is Wednesday for the earth stop? I mean it's Take us point on the earth the earth doesn't travel to every single fucking time Basically carry is a fucking idiot Onward on yeah, yeah Everybody tweeted that Mother the man we just make a poll in that I have arguments like that but they get way way too heated where we're gonna get way too serious about it Like no fuck your science. I'm not gonna get into it, but I will kill you Well, there's one specifically and you know what fuck it. We're here. Oh boy

I argue that there's a possibility that what humans perceive as ghosts could be dimensional beings attempting to interact with us Michael go counterpoint. No, that makes perfect sense Any dimension I guess but my theory is for dimensionally us. Okay, because I've read a wrinkle in time. Oh Yeah, yes You put it together when we say wrinkle you make like all these kids kiss Are you talking that's how you jump for a dog? Yeah, real quick are you talking about the bug or the relative both I Fuck my aunt that took me way too long

Like carry fucking drunk No, he is you're right with the first one, but you were right with the second one No, he is you're right with the first one, but you were right with the second one Here's the problem with Lindsay's argument. She will kick and scream and fight with me that goes to really something from the fourth dimension But maybe she's not saying that they are she's saying that it could be now I think the arguing before so I've talked to a ghost before There The arguing fairies before so I've talked to a ghost before They're Here's the thing that a noise about Lindsey's argument, too, she says this shit. I'm not forgetting Carrie Yeah, and we'll come back to it. She says this shit

But then she also greased with everything like she agrees on every ghost Phenomenon and then when I point out how fucking stupid it is three ghosts phenomenon. And then when I point out how fucking stupid it is, she'll come up with this fucking fourth dimension nonsense. How do you feel about the thing, the satin Antonio rail tracks? Where the rail tracks was like a little hamprints. It's a flower on the car and then the ghosts of the dead

children push it off. And I'm gonna fucking heal, that's how. I've heard it's on a hill and there's like, I've heard there's magnetic poles that are actually pulling your car. The true way. Okay, so listen, listen. I'm not even gonna say all this nonsense is in true. It's not. They're actually pulling your car I'm not even gonna say all this nonsense isn't true. It's not but let's just say that it is Okay, I've seen interstellar that's fine

You're gonna You can't see a reticle fourth dimensional nonsense. Did you get this idea from Matthew McCottay? He tried to talk to me before the movie now, but the movie did nothing but support her argument quote and go to look see and I'm like, yeah I mean Matthew would kind of hey new yeah, here's the thing about that. Okay, she said this but Think it's absurd that aliens exist a way more plausible option That is way way way I think I think aliens exist I don't say it was more Plot of Wifelyn by the way John that means she's changing her opinion. Yeah, yeah, this is waffling right here

No, that's a fucking blue. She's like she's like you think aliens are real. You're a fucking idiot That is not you're a fucking Speed dimensions are real aliens you're retarded Michael. He was just arguing I had I had no evidence which I guess to be fair. Okay, but I was saying I Possibilities yeah, I was saying if you can right now prove to me there's alien life right now I did do it statistically yes yes but like physically prove to you like point two evidence a the thing is here's the difference in phenomenon I'm not saying prove that all I'm saying if I'm kind of believe one magical ghosts or something living on another planet like we are right now yes she'll she'll sprinkle some magic

you give me physical evidence of ghosts? No, not at all. I cannot, but that's how I'm going to show the whole thing. That's what I'm saying, girl. I'm saying more wrong. It's not the same level. She's actually going to kill her. That's what I'm saying, like listen,

present me with evidence of magical flying dragons. You can't. Same level. You keep throwing magic. I really, why is everything magical? It's pretty magical. I'm like, I'm like,

clearly, there's no way we're settling this argument tonight. Karen, you talk to a fucking ghost. Well, hang on real quick, before we listen to the rest. But by Lindsay's argument, you couldn't have talked to it because it's from the fourth dimension. And it's just a record of a figure speaking one day that's not being replayed.

I think it was like Delta. Okay, which is fine. You're thinkin' that might have happened here. I might even give her that argument where she's like, well, maybe people just like Delta. Okay. Which is fine. You're saying there might have happened here. I might even give her that argument where she's like, well, maybe people just aren't seeing ghosts. It's just like people being captured in time. And it's like their thoughts and their phrases being repeated throughout time.

So I'll even say, okay, let's listen to that. Let's say you think it's some sort of magical recording. Again with the magic. Because it's not a magic. No, it was explaining. It's got a paranormal. No no I use the word magic because it's not real okay wraps around like I don't know if you're telling me like he's a real nice you guys have every single man will be a child okay so we have some sort of magical recording

okay that's caught in the time space continual map and that's just repeating itself out into the distance because that'll be your argument of like practicality. That's how it's real. And then the second someone, someone crazy, like my mother will be like, oh I saw ghost, yeah I talked to it. And Lindsey will be like, oh yeah for sure, that's real too. That's probably just big.

That's just one of those everything. That's the one that's all of your arguments. I can't say no to my mother. No, I agree. You can be like, are you retarded? I'm like Hey, this is enough to be you just leave my good I totally say that and she's full of shit we're sure fight with me this fourth dimension nonsense then in the second anyone mentions go see any capacity she'll be like oh that's real too yeah obviously just go over go ahead and just like really quick get out there how'd you talk to say the

instant dimension okay because we don't know is we don't know which dimension and just like really quick get out there. How'd you talk to this guy? Let's say the Insta dimension. Okay. Yeah. We don't know which dimension. Because the fourth dimension is the one with smell, right? To the Insta degree. Yeah. No, that's time. That's time is the fourth dimension. I know, I'm just kidding.

Right? It is. I thought time was the third dimension. No. No, no. No, no. No, no. They watch me with those air pumps. I feel like mice are running through the doors.

Yeah. What's the three dimensions then? X, Y, and Z? X, Y, and Z are the third dimensions. Yeah. We can perceive depth. doors. Yeah, well, what's the three dimensions then? X, Y, and Z. X, Y, and Z are the third dimensions. Yeah, we can perceive depth. Yeah. Z is the third dimension. If we lived in the second dimension,

you would be a giant, care would be very small. No, we wouldn't even be a giant. We would be a huge virgin, would we? Because he had the drink. Care is your giant. Remember the giant beer? So if you were in the second dimension,

Lindsay wouldn't exist. Or I would be able to perceive her because you're right. Thank God. I think that's how that works. And then we were able to see them at all. So the more I can mention it means I can exist in any place in time. Right. Time is a place. Yes. In the fourth dimension. You just go there. We proceed. We don't know if you can affect it or not. You could be in there. Yes. No. I have. It not like a phrase. It's it's like a mountain range. Okay, mean go to whatever you want very interesting

Oh, it's very good book. Okay, okay bullshit. It is all right. I feel like we're straying away from the important thing Which is what carry talk to a guy. I told certain pockets before okay? I have but now I was I'll do the quick version is Moved it. I was like three. I was not really young. I was like, you don't remember fucking shit. I don't know. No, I don't. I don't. I don't. My parents told me I'm here and so way. The ghost told me it was still. Well, it was still I was still young enough that had like a baby monitor in there. And my mom came in one day and was like, hey, you giving these looks? I'm not giving anything. Michael's full of looks. He is full of

looks. Yeah. And he was like, God damn. She heard me talking to somebody. And she got really she was worried. I don't know what to mention there from She was worried because she was like who's in the house she goes in there There's nobody in there and she asked me who were you talking to and I just said oh I was talking to the nice man And she was like what you the time to get imaginary friend sounds like you're fucking three I'm sorry here. Here's here's what we found out well here we go the house that we were in we just got it we were branding it He loved orange soda Until he died

He got stuck in the strawberry smoothie machine. Yeah, that's how he found it. No apparently it was a police officer He had a kid around my age. He died in the line of duty. And my mom believes, and I make sense to me, he was there looking after me. OK, you know what else makes sense to me? I'm going to go ahead with your three. You were exactly your three.

That's what I'm going to say. But I didn't carry. I'm giving your hand, Carrie. I'm glad that Aileen was really nice to me. I'm glad. God that's sick. I'm glad that Aileen was really nice. Cary. God. God. I'm glad that's sick dimensional being really nice to you. I just got to take some jaw. I said, what the fuck did you guys say about me?

What? I just got to take some jaw. I'm right here. Yeah. Man, you're not jaw on the fan fiction. Yeah. T came over and played rock band the other day. Apparently that means we are fucking like crazy.

Are you really? Yeah. I have been. I have been. I have been. I have been. We did some shit with that guitar. Let me tell you don't use the top breaths All right, just went on. I mean that's those are the only I think I mean you still need the top ones to play don't you really yeah, well I would recommend Bottle ones are basically worthless

Would you doc if you had the chance? worthless. Would you ever show what would you dock if you had the chance? Oh, I'm not. You have to force into dock. That's a good question. Can you dock if you're circums? No, you can like pull your skin. I don't know.

I'm not hurt. Yeah, no. I would pass on that opportunity. I can't suck my dick. Mine's like a wide jar. So I don't have that. You don't use them with a gin. Yes.

Okay. A vagina is like a wide jar. Okay. You can hear the ocean in it too. You don't use them with vagina. Yes. Okay. Oh, but China's like a wide jar. Okay. You can hear the ocean in it too. You just listen to it. Off and I'll just. Maybe I'm not a really stressful day. I just wish I was at the beach.

Could you just spread them? Yes. Thanks. That's actually my blood flow you're hearing. It's not the ocean. You know what I've got? Arbise. I'm a red lobster.

They're cheddar biscuits in those are. The cheddar biscuits are better. I'm not, you know, a red love star. They're cheddar biscuits in those are the cheddar biscuits are better. I'm not, you know, a cheddar is better. So I don't go to Arby's. That's how you get Arby's. Yeah, let's check the poll. It is.

It's sort of awful. Oh, wow. Oh, shit. Cheddar biscuits are back to 51%. Oh, you're out. Wow. Wow. That's fantastic.

We still have 23 hours left. I don't have my glasses. We have plenty of time. I feel like I helped dip it in our favor because I retweeted your tweet and I was like, you're fucking dumb if you don't pick cheddar biscuits. Well, you know, I tried to push that three percent. That's a little nothing. That's my opinion. That's my opinion. That's my opinion. Here you get my opinion of that Fox News spin that's what you think You know, there's my opinion Yeah, political mother. Oh my god Your and we want to We never talked about your

Compton Fox News store. Yes, that's not that crazy by the way. I didn't really did it in like every airport Yeah, W. Yeah, I was like I Yeah, I don't I yeah cuz fucks new sucks. It's just like thank God. They're not a sponsor. Whoa. They're fair and biased I don't like a lot of A lot likes 24 hour news is just shit everything shit everything's like oh my god Everything's the worst thing ever You know it's the law. Are you letting your kids go out for Halloween? Fuck you the weather channel is still kicking there all yeah the weather channel and TV guy will always be yeah

True TV still good the black and CNN was reporting on itself getting ready to report on the presidential debate They're just there board man. It's I don't know that was the one good thing to ask you what on It's I don't know that was the one good thing to ask you what on our DVDs we have behind the scenes. Yeah, that's us telling a story about us same thing They don't DVDs to put them on the way They got DVDs there in the entertainment the news I find the problem is a people on watch and then it becomes this horrible fucking it's Everybody sucks in the world. That's what I'm trying to say and it'll never change we live in a terrible world That got really dark

New York Comic Con right Look I'm sorry I was watching the news and made me feel that way damn everything sucks I step on a woman's office what I'm in there. Wait. What I said that woman What's the woman's nonsense? What's the woman's nonsense? Wait, you did what? I still thought that woman's talking to that. I knew what you did. Okay, we were getting that speaker to play music

in the convention because without music, I will shut down and cease to function. So we went there. We were doing fine tonight. And he's playing John's A. We, we, yeah, we're going into, what was it, like CVS or something, we're coming out, talking like oh, yeah

It's gonna be really good day. Yeah, I already saw Ruby cosplay and then Lindsey just walks up I just stepped on that woman's dog What she died my fucking way it was a small little toy thing and you just yeah, did you kill it? No, it was fine. I was like have you checked in on it I turned around and kicked it again. Yeah, yeah, I was just staring into space and this woman okay She was like dragging her dog to be fair. It was way behind her She was not already trying to go. No, but I just was looking around like a Dimension city. I think it might have been an eighth dimensional dog. I don't know. It was pretty elaborate

What is eighth dimension? I don't know. It's all weeners all the time. That's the feeling you get inside your bubble. Yes five Yes, I just thought it was called, but we deal with the camera shot. Five shots. I have everything to mention. We're not mine. It's folks to me. Oh, not mine. You should use the fucking thing.

You should use the fucking thing, guys. I'm sorry. Oh man, we went to some gay bars. What else do we do? We went to a gay bar. Gay bar, gay bar. Go. I want to take you to a gay bar. I saw one of the best shows I've ever seen. It was a drag show.

Shakwita was a performer's name. That's not a man. She was. She was this. She was this huge black woman with a big old blonde wig and a red sequence dress. And she had this routine. She goes, I am a operatic senior singer. I was classically trained as was my twin brother and we're gonna have him on via Skype And we're gonna do it together. We got to work for that So they pulled up and it's clearly just him out of his makeup and everything He sang the low parts and then she sang the high parts and they even had like they were like pretend interrupting each other and everything That was one of the greatest like live shows I've ever seen

That was one of the greatest like live shows I've ever seen Really? He said it was your first show Fucking awesome! Yeah, she killed it She's great show And she killed it I don't know how to be honest, I don't know how to properly What was her name again?

Shakwita And her twin brother was her Kwita Really? That's amazing My twin brother, her Kwita Was it just the S? Was the only difference? Was it the exact same name?

And she had his ass before And her twin brother, pre-recorded. Yes, that's exactly what it was. Fucking Andy Bernard style and she sung with herself. I know who that is, but yeah, from the office. Oh, wait, really? You fucking yeah, I'm gonna you went there. It was sad.

I was there. You had a long day. You were doing director stuff. Yeah, I thought you said he had long day and I'm like, is that a workout of the gym I went to. I really thought it's about it. Yeah, new leg day leg day back day that long day. Yeah, it's a worse I hit that Taylor hard to do that inward singing that's how you you work out that long Yeah, singing with my boys

Takes the kicks in you and I'm out word Those that listen to the audio version this podcast fucking I heard thing when I'm breathing those that listen to the audio version of this podcast fucking It takes a toll on you, but there's a lot of practice. Oh, you didn't stretch first. That's what you get I didn't stretch your vocal I'm not a professional I'm imitating a professional. That's the problem. Yeah, carry they she cut to your camera so I can throw this pillow at you Right in the fucking face I Right in the fucking face. I know I was like I had a visor and truly that is awesome. That was a very very bad guy. Sorry.

I know only one episode into off-top. I've been John Cena. Thank you. Callin' a night. That's on the spot. Yeah, that's different podcast. Different show. Not even a podcast. Can I have points? Can you give me points right now for the podcast? Five points. Do I win ten points ten points? Oh? I thought you're a Gus not John you're everybody. I'm ready. All right But we give five points to miles five points to miles five miles to

Oh nice just for being miles for having a baby Ruth near his Okay, on his table there. table there yes that what that is all you should open open i just put it in my mouth with the rabbit is i thought it'd be funny like three seconds and i was like cameras not even on me so you sucked on that candy inside the rapper oh no no no no i got some teeth on that i broke the seal yeah for sure all you ripped that apart with the teeth

yes i'm talking shark okay no i know uh... teeth is the code word for Seeky. Did you finish that one fucking beer? Yeah, it's a normal size beer Michael. I know Finish it in an hour and fucking 45 minutes. I think we're supposed to wrap it up That's why they're like wrap it up you fucking suck. We want to go home The adults aren't here. Can we leave now? we've already deleted this record they leave early but very catch the

wide early it's not early fucking I think we should try and call it down I think it's time to do it Bernie There's a new thing Do it Bernie which one of you's Gavin which one of you's Barbara? Oh, Gavin oh wait, well, she did the noise first your Barbara Beer is crazy and it's a pun We fucked up adry Beer you fucked up one word I fucked up ad reads we probably lost two Here you fucked up one word I fucked up one word, but it was even the important right now. What was the word the word joyfully

Jovially, so be Lee is the other It was an S word. Oh, dude Barbara would be like Look at this ad read You know what? You got the job back, Michael. Good fucking job, man. Wait, wait, wait, cut to me. This is Barbara's face. Cut to my goal, thank you. There you go.

Guess Patrick's not here. This is what happens. Everything's called shit. All right, guys. And then wait, hold on. Uh, Lindsay, uh, uh, shit and wet bread. Oh, run away now. Run away. Be gone with you. Uh, all right. And then wait hold on Lindsey Shit and wet bread oh Right away now, right away be gone with you

All right Talk to my home What does that mean what does that mean what does that mean I'm a less that kid what does that mean what? That's What does that mean I'm a less that kid what does that mean what that's what he said You see how many clips got made or not what was he thinking? What are you thinking? What did that mean? Where are you thinking what I will snap this I will break it? Didn't break oh How much do you think this one thing costs like give me the Should I try to break it to it didn't work that was your shittery carry maybe that's right now thing costs like I'm going to be a little bit more careful. Do you like apples? Alright, example.

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