Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Apple Argument - #354

Episode Date: December 15, 2015

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Squarespace and my horse voice I'm gonna talk for an hour and a half and you're going to enjoy listening to my shitty voice. Okay, what I'm enjoying, but I just rated your office. It's my snacks. Because this is December, so this is the time of year when all the businesses and other businesses like gift baskets and stuff, but you're the one who deals with so many vendors because of RTX, I don't deal with really anybody. So you get all the treats now, so I just rated your office.

It's plenty of that, there was a huge box waiting for me when I got to my desk this I don't deal with really anybody. So you get all the treats now. So I just rated your office. I have all the treats. It's funny that there was a huge box waiting for me when I got to my desk this morning. And I opened it up and there was that giant gift basket in there, huge gift basket, tons of gifts. I'm very important. And Bar and Beth and you were like, oh, who sent that to you? And I was hesitant to tell Bar and Beth and you

which vendor it was, because I don't want them honing in on my gift basket. Yeah. I was like, good call. It's a vendor for RTX gift basket. Yeah, I was like good call to vendor for RTX Like which one? I was like they do some printing for us. I go to their print like bad Yeah, they they they got it out of me. So you're sick from flying. I'm sick from a lot of stuff I think you've been flying a lot there. Yeah, I got a so I was in Sydney doing prep for RTX Australia I got a so I was in Sydney doing prep for RTX Australia. Then on the way back I connected in San Francisco So I stopped for PSX for the weekend

Then I came home and then I immediately started shitting for about 24 hours straight Alternating with sleeping and and I've been I've been a mess. Wow you took an international flight and a return flight in a week That sounds fucking brutal Do you ever think about it's amazing isn't it? It's amazing how brutal it must be Do you ever think when you take a dump after a long international flight? You're dumping you're dumping like another country's food into your country You know I you have thought about that I'm upset that I thought about something that Gavin thought about I think about it because when you're going into Australia They're so crazy about now no outside and fauna, like no outside food.

It's like I'm filled with it. You can't stop that. I'm going to dump all in you. It is a good point. I mean, that's how I'm trying to show you cookies here. That's how an evolutionary basis. That's how plants spread across the globe is something we'd eat it and then wander off and poop it out with fertilizer and seeds later

And that's how stuff moved from place to place. Well, I'm the wind. Well that and the wind But poop the poop thing is relevant to our particular discussion. Is that where the kind of breaking wind? It's like the same kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, so you're coming if you like if you just go like they don't tell you don't bring any apples produce and also your first boot your first boot in our country don't do it outdoors but you think that would be something that we tell you not to do. Well give you a Ziploc bag and be like here before you leave the airport we need to

see a dump in this bag. You're joking that's probably gonna happen eventually right you're gonna have to take like mandated poos as you land in a new country immigration. I'm actually surprised they don't do it in New Zealand yet. Because New Zealand is the most careful about it. So why? They have the conveyor belt thing where they scan everything and they make you do it like two or three times. Even after you go through it first and you get to your gate, it's like we know you're at your gate, you have to do it again. Are they going to install those in the toilets at some point?

Yeah, the new Gavin's like weighing in toilet too. They'll have like those beagles with that little vest like sitting in your body, the toilet being like it. But you haven't smell your butt. I still, I pissed off. I just got back from doing the amazing race. I was going for like a full month because regardless of how long you're participating

in it, they keep everyone away the same amount of time so you can't tell like what place people finished in and things like that. But I was dealing with like, I'm very careful around TSA people but there's a big grind associated with the race so I got kind of worn down. I pissed off a, I'm not sure if I can say how, but I pissed off like a security person. And it's a second security person I've ever pissed off you remember the first time first time you like they legitimately got upset with me I don't remember that it was in New Zealand and They were coming around with a service dog and the service dog had a little patch on it that was like

Like produce and stuff like that. It was food clearly a food logo and I asked the lady go What kind of service dog is this they go? What's the patch for and she goes oh this is New Zealand this is a dog it doesn't sniff for drugs it was going sniffing in every luggage it sniffs for food it finds food especially trained dog and I go isn't a dog that finds food just a dog she got really upset with me it's like I always wondered what's the training for that dog that it's like you have to like what do you how you reward it when it finds food

The food it's just like my whole all my dogs can find my food my whole life I gotta keep them from getting my food maybe you have to give them like I was the same version of food Like if he finds a pizza like fuck gotta get the dog pizza now Like the dog finds broccoli like all right here you go What is the best job in the dog world? No, like other dogs is that that's got to be top of the list for a lot of dogs. It's like what do you do? It's like oh I just find food at the airport. It's like you can pay for that. I'm putting my house all the time for free. They don't get to eat the food. You do you know that? No, but maybe I mean I'm sure that it would be the worst job in that case.

Well, every other dog that finds food, you eat it. It falls off the table or whatever. And that's what a dog is for. Dog is basically the vacuum cleaner of the house for lazy people. Or the dad is as well. The food, hopefully that hasn't fallen to the floor. Right. Although I have eaten that food too. That is the packing order in the house is that still in T.V.E.

Dad gets it the trash and then it falls in the floor of the dog's head That's right. That's basically the way it works. It's like a Roomba but you don't have to recharge it I remember when we went to New Zealand that time and I guess it wasn't the same Incident with the dog because there was a there was there's the dogs the sniffing dogs and I thought they were it looked like it was a drug sniffing dog and they were around those Do you remember there was like a group of like Rostofarian? Looking up they were like but they were like white kids but they had like dreadlocks Uh-huh, and they just looked like the

were like white kids, but they had like dreadlocks. And they just looked like the prototypical we've been smoking pot on the beach all day. And the dogs just like didn't do anything, but like the dog played it cool. This came in like cycled up to them or just like hanging out like we know. It doesn't even matter we don't smell anything we know. It's cool. One time I saw the same thing in New Zealand, those damn dogs. This guy, you know, they do it when you're getting your luggage off of the belt. This guy gets his bag off. Dogs walking by, dog smells his luggage and sits down. So, the agent's like, sir, we need to go through your bag. The dog has sat down and indicated he smells something in your luggage. He's like, alright, whatever. It opens up the bag. The agent pulls everything out, look through it, there's nothing in it. He's like, all right, sorry sir, guess the dog indicated falsely.

It walks away, the guy's like great. So the guy starts putting all his stuff back into the bag, zips it up, right, he zips it up, a different dog comes by, smells it and sits down. The agent's like, sir, we need to go through your bag. The guy's like, but I remember that guy. I just went through it, like the dog sat down, we need to go through your bag again, sir.

Good Lord. Wow. I'm like how Sully is, like they didn't bark they just sit Can you teach a duck to wink Yeah It's just like just like shoots a pie Yeah, this guy I got this guy over here

Do you see there was that a boarded takeoff of the A350? No, an aborted takeoff that's So I guess it was the first A350 taken off from the US. It was like a press event where they had like media influencers on the plane. They don't have 36 people on the plane. And they were all in business in first class. It's A350 taken off from New York, flying to Doha, Qatar.

It was on Qatar Airlines. And planes taken off down the runway. And there's film, I mean mean there's video of it because the guys inside were all media people and so there's this video of this guy filming it and he's like looking at the camera there's a camera mount of the tail like looking at the plane he's like looking out the window look at the camera then all of a sudden everybody in the frame just like just like leans forward and I guess they say that the plane detected the runway was too short for takeoff so it automatically applied the brakes.

Wow. They had to go back to the gate. People wanted to be left off the plane. They would not let anybody off the plane. They held them there for two hours. They were inside, they were trying to take off on a different runway. Is it a press event? It's a press event.

That worked out well. So as the plane is breaking and they're stopping the guys like looking around with This camera one of the fly attendants is yelling turn your camera off sir turn your camera off like I kind of want that Feature out. I won the pilot to be able to know whether the runways to right. I think the plane should be telling anyone that I Hate the idea that a pilot is flying the plane and the plane like says now we're gonna do something different Yeah, I mean just a pilot aware. I guess he has some kind of alarm that goes off that tells the pilot you shit. What do we see?

When you hear stuff like that, and we see these Google self-driving cars around here all the time, where there's a garage on, actually, on our lot, where there's all these, the self-driving cars come out of. I always think, are there cars actually impressive? Cause like, isn't all this stuff already in planes and everywhere

else? I mean they've had like autopilot on planes and like landing autopilot even for the longest time. You never have like a homeless guy stumbling across the clouds. Right. Not because it's an extra test. Although what a magical homeless guy that would be. It's always the magical homeless guy in like the movie who like changes your life. You know he touches you on the shoulder. He goes from a cloud. Right. He came from a cloud. I think, uh, Runways are also very standardized. Normal roads are not like my car has auto pilot features.

Like my, I mean, that this thing knows that the the runways too short. They're like, yeah, but they must be something that's under the runway that indicates that, right? Uh, yeah, stop. Yeah. Just flot. Go flot up or stop. Also, it's like choices. And the plane can figure that out. When does it figure it out? Yeah. It's like, it was it like go to take off and it's like, okay. It's like, it's a plane. It's like, we'll give this a shot. I think I can do it. And then the plane was like, no, no, no.

They accelerated for 18 seconds. They were up to 100 miles an hour. No, they were waiting seconds. How'd they have time to stop? Then it says that it applied full breaks and they stopped in 15 seconds. Wow. They do reverse thrust as well. I don't know. But you need headwinds to take off, right? I do, yeah.

So I guess they can't judge it, but by just distance, it's like, oh, I'll wear this speed, and there's this much wind and it's just not gonna happen, so break. I assume that's a combination of stuff. So the wind is dropped. So the environmental conditions changed and suddenly the runway became too short.

Yeah, well, that's the variable, isn't it? No, the runway is of a standard size, but the wind. I mean, that's when it finally saw the end. It was like, no, I'm not feeling this. I got a bad feeling. I get a plain measure window when it's going. How does it measure wind? Maybe it's the speed different than it's ground speed.

Like if it's going 150 miles an hour, but then the wind is, no, I don't know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm a cylinder that indicates wind. I never seen those anywhere but an airport Like you need more efficient and more accurate. I don't know a floppy piece of fabric That's it makes you wonder it's like it's in the flag just a flag you look at it and go okay It's kind of windy. It's like and the wind is pretty relative It's like the flag was flapping less earlier. So it's more windy now like you never I never actually care how windy it is It's just like how windy is it as opposed to how windy it is. It's just like, how windy is it, as opposed to how windy it's been?

That's all I ever care about. Like, they always get all excited when they put the weathermen are just like, so fucking bored, and a storm comes through a front, and they just freak the fuck out. They're like, there are guts up to 40 miles an hour. It's like, okay. It's like, it's one of those things where it's like,

oh, wait, that doesn't mean anything. Like, it's wind. It means nothing to me doesn't mean anything to me. It's wind. That's what it means for me. It means nothing to me. How much to blow me up in the air is what I'm worried about. That's exactly what I want to know. Like they should do that with other things. Like they talk about how fast,

like how vicious animals are, like basically how fast they can skeletonize a cow. Like a piranha can skeletonize a cow in like three minutes. That should be the wind. It's like tornado. Here's what it can left. Picking table. That's how fast the wind is right now. It's pretty good. So that's what the weatherman should say. Yeah. Like guys on Thursday is picnic table, but on Friday it's car. Because you have different symbols like the sun and the cloud and the rain cloud. It's like the picnic table car, Gavin's face.

Because they make a big deal about it on the weather predictions. They're like, just gonna be gust up to 40 miles an hour and you're like, oh shit. And then you realize if you were in that, you'd be like, you'd be like, here goes a 40 mile an hour gust. It's kind of windy. Okay, that's good. There goes my hat, you know, no big deal. I just covered that if there was a lot of strong wind, like blowing horizontally, humans would get blown away, but cats wouldn't.

Why not? Because they could just grip so hard. A a cat when it doesn't want to move And it's got just like all of the clothes are in the cockpit. It's not good anyway Look cats and little kids little kids when they don't want to get picked up or just they're pretty impressive Well, they just go dead weight They go like floppy or they do like that like dead like you think make themselves heavier somehow But they get way dance. Yeah, didn't who got the glasses blown off their face? Was it you? That was me, right? Yeah, it was me.

Yeah. And that was where that we were, there was that stop sign too that went. Yeah. It bent 90 degrees. Yeah, that was a, we were at a bungee or valve or something. Yeah, we were in building it for some reason. We might have been going to a child's play dinner. Maybe.

Yeah, we might have been doing that. Yeah, it's right. I want to say we stepped out across the street. And I just turned the wrong way in the wind caught my glasses They went whee Glasses wind we never saw them again. Yeah, see the weatherman said yeah, the greener gone It was a weatherman said that morning and you heard the news report saying guys today's glasses wind you be like oh shit I would've been like wait wait like eyeglasses are like I'm holding a drink. Yeah, you know But you would have known you'd be careful either way. I would yeah, not taking my beverage outlasses or like I'm holding a drink, you know, but you wouldn't only be careful either way.

I would yeah, not taking my beverage out as opposed like 50 mile an hour Gus. Yeah, so I agree with that. I think we should standardize on on symbols for wind speed. Yeah. What do you think Gus's top speed is like what's a good speed? What's a Gus? Gus. Like what's my top speed? My top speed is probably like 5 miles an hour. You can do way faster than that. I should Gavin a clip to the day of a guy on a treadmill running 25 miles an hour. I've seen that. It's pretty nuts. The guys legs are just a blur.

It was wind assisted. It's like he has to stop his legs like a lawn mower. He's practicing with one leg. And then he just goes like crazy. Yeah, he also doesn't build up to it He like just like he stands next to a treadmill that's 25 miles an hour Then he like hits his foot on a couple times he got it going and then like just jumps on That's building up to it But it's not I don't you ramp to speed up. I don't think that's holding up to his other leg was still standing

Like you say it was a constant speed on the treadmill right? Yeah building. Building up to me, to me would be turning the treadmill on. And then you run up to it. That's it right there. I think he's an NFL athlete. And that's what he's got. Like it doesn't go for very long. Yeah, it doesn't go very long. That's a burst of speed. Like a cheetah. What's your top speed? Man, I don't know. Well, when we were in training to go in the amazing race, I got to the point where I could run, like I got to the point where I could run like two laps

on the track, like it's 800 meters essentially. And I could do that at like 11 or 12 miles an hour. Like they're like a full sprint, which I train doing lots of sprints. Actually, it's a better distance runner, but it's like I just I got no patience for distance running. I have no patience for it at all. And I can run, I mean, even like participating in the race, I could I could run so much

further and so much faster by the end of my time with the race than I could at the beginning. It was crazy. It's like cardio is one of the things that builds up super, super fast, super fast. Also, my approach to calories completely changed because I was like trying to trim down weight and all this stuff, and then when I was doing it, it was just like, what do you have that is the most amount of calories?

Did it? For the least amount of money, and just like eat like everything and anything I get my hands on. There's lots of sodas. What's that? Lots of soda. Yeah, lots of soda and gatorade, which I never do. In fact, I'm trying to break my habits now from the race and like go back to like eating like a regular

Not getting on a plane every hour. It's pretty nuts. It's pretty nuts You know I should probably talk do you want to talk about that for a second? Sure I'm not gonna ask too many questions just because I don't want to bait you into something you can't say yeah Yeah, yeah, and they see that so the first thing is is that the show comes out February 12th. And the big part of that is I can't really say anything. So I probably won't talk about it a lot until right before the show starts because the last thing you want to do is talk about some of you can't talk about.

But there's obviously lots of big secrets surrounding it, like performance and where people went and stuff like that. So, but it was a blast. It was the adventure of a lifetime. Like, it was grueling and very, very hard and a lot of fun and I would do it again in a heartbeat, you know. And it was just like, it's really crazy. It, taking international flights like back to back to back to back. You just like, it's just, it's amazing how much it wears you down.

It's just crazy. And they actually talked to, the whole thing came about. They did a special season, CBS did a special season of the Amazing Race, which is what they call social media influencers or social media stars is what they're saying. But it's just people from all over, like Tyler Oakley's in it, Big YouTuber. And his teammate, Corey, who I had never met before,

is like one of the funniest guys on the planet Just like super easy going there's guys a Brodie and Kurt that you like Frisbee trick shot stuff There's some vine people in it as well one of the guys is Zach King. Oh, yeah, we had actually what he's probably the person I knew the best beforehand I bet if people don't recognize his name they definitely recognize his videos. I'm sure they've seen him you'd recognize him in a heartbeat He does like a vine visual effects videos, which makes sense to me, it looks like Vine magic. It's the way a lot of people describe him. Then there's a guy Cole who has like, I think he's got like 8 million followers on Vine. Yeah, and then Blair,

she does like fashion stuff and then there's just people who do like lots of random stuff. There's some people who have channels that have run for years and years like Tyler and then there's some people who I just had like one big viral hit one of the Ladies in it names Marty she's the Southwest flight attendant who did the really funny announcement and got like 65 million views on her video or something like that so yeah, they just ran a promo for we've been you know Talking about and everything it's like and I just got back so it's like Actually when we got back You know, she slept for I think 26 hours straight. Yeah, like she fell into a coma pretty much

So it was it was it was awesome. It was awesome. And the whole thing came about I kind of derailed myself. They're talking about the people on it But it came about because they were doing the social media thing. It was actually way back at VidCon. I don't know if you guys remember, but there was this Hollywood Reporter article that came out. It was like the top 25 stars and they put me in it. Oh, right. Yeah.

You said that we took the selfie with Joe the cat? That's exactly right. That's the one. So, like, the next day after that article, because that article was published, the Hollywood Reporter I'm assuming did that article at that time because VidCon was that week and I was one of the keynotes for VidCon. And like the day after that article came out, the CBS casting called me because they were doing it and all that stuff.

And they actually met with me in Gavin because we were the only people from Rissertheath at VidCon, but Gavin has a UK passport. So he couldn't even like go to the American. Yeah, you can't, you have to be a resident living in the US and you have to have a US passport. Because you could get an unfair advantage like going to some custom lines in some countries. Like if you went to, I don't know,

what's a UK surviving colony at this point. Well, I mean, I have a European passport. So any European country, I'd be straight out. There you go. I wanted to get a special line if you went to say like India, like, or Hong Kong. Oh or because it used to be British. Yeah, because it used to be British All right, what about like Australia and New Zealand or they still technically part of the Commonwealth? Yeah, it's just Canada too Gavin answer this for us. I have no idea. Yeah, this is where we went through the same lines in Australia. You and I oh, that's right

Okay, so anyway, so I feel like it was a blast because you can't talk about it It's almost like you're not back yet I'm excited for to be on so I could actually talk to you about it. I'm excited. I know they've got a fucked up Passport control in the Sydney airport that they they can fix with just some signs when you get off the plane and you You walk to passport control. It's machines now, right? Like you scan your passport then it gives you a ticket Then you walk up to another machine and it takes a picture of your face and it lets you into the country. But when you get off the plane and you go up to this station, there's two of them. So everyone gets in queue for those two, not realizing there's 12 more right next to them. So everyone gets in line for these two and then you're like,'s 12 Why isn't oh everyone's just stupid and you just like walk over and just like immediately get into the country

It's like they just need some science that are like hey is this line long look to your right just a little bit Problem solved having traveled internationally now with no phone and no Google whatsoever I cannot sympathize more with the statement of just put up some fucking science just for the love of God Put up some fucking science because it would help so much or have a fucking map in something That actually makes sense like where you can find stuff. It's it's crazy I mean there's some parts the world where it's just like you know and if you're somewhere where they speak English It's great if you're somewhere where they're not that's just like you turn into like a mime, you know Did you learn any languages in preparation?

I learned a little bit of Hindi and actually focused on a little bit of Mandarin. She speaks some Spanish and I speak some French, which is a lot more parts of the world where people speak Spanish than speak French, but anyway, so it was a... It was a true. I think so. So there's a French in Africa and Canada and stuff. There's a little bit of French in Canada. I mean, I mean, it's like there's a one particular province where there's a lot of French.

But yeah, besides Canada and France. Where you can get by through most of South America with Spanish except for Brazil. That's right. Some parts of the Caribbean too. There's some French as well. But I mean, Spanish is like, I mean, there's some French as well, but I mean Spanish is like, I mean, there's their continents where a lot of people speak Spanish. I mean, I think if you had Spanish and you could go to Limpelong in Portuguese, I think,

right? There's enough words across over to be confusing. You get a word or two through. When we went on vacation earlier, I watched Ashley limp along with her Spanish in Italy. That was okay. She has no problems talking to Italians. They're very attentive when Ashley comes to their site. Not so much when I talk to them.

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places. So when I was traveling, when I was going down to Australia, I had probably the worst time, the worst possible timing for something to happen to me on that trip. So the trip down there was the flight was Austin and San Francisco, layover, then San Francisco to Sydney. So when I was the flight was Austin San Francisco layover than San Francisco to sit me So when I was flying from Austin to San Francisco I was you know watching a movie on the plane and I thought I was wearing my headphones. I thought man. These have been really good headphones. I've had these for 11 years They've gone with me on every international trip ever taking on the Rooster Teeth. They're the boys ones. They're my boys. Can't sleep ones. Yeah, I know his

Councilman's is like really happy. I bought these I can't believe they've been with me all these trips get to San Francisco get off the plane layover get back onto the second flight for San Francisco to Sydney. They close the door like all right turn off your electronics right okay cool I'm gonna put my headphones on start listening to some music maybe fall asleep for a little plane takes off. Get my headphones out go to put them on my head and as I do this to put on my head the the earbud on the right just snaps right off. No, no. I was like literally just close the door. I've got a 15 hour flight in front of me and I just fucking broke my headphones. I just I just like I stared at them like it was one of those

moments where I just couldn't believe what was happening. That's like like in my head I was like no, no, they're fine. They just like popped off. It's a bad dream. When we went to Australia the first time and web, did you get before you go to far away? Did you use those shitty airline headphones for the rest of the trip then? Yes. Yes, those are like 60% volume of what they need to be.

Yeah, it's like you turn it up to 100% and you're like, what? OK, kind of. I know. It's literally you have to watch everything like this. So we were done there always on a, like how long is that flight literally you have to watch everything like this. Yeah. So we were done It was on a like how long is that flight like 16 hours? Something like that, right and on the way down We weren't sure what we were gonna

Do with web because he's only like a year and a half or two or something And it was that that age when they're kind of crazy and they run around But they had with you. Yeah, but they had like this amazing entertainment system on the Kwanis flight they had, like not just movies and kids shows, all this stuff, they had like a little video game system in there and everything. So he was happy as could be, you know,

because he's playing all that stuff. And I was like, this is great. And then on the way back, we were thinking like, this is gonna be great. We had a great time on the way here and it was all broken Like none of that stuff worked like nothing was like where my seat didn't work. Oh only here Yeah, this was the entire plane. That's that's pretty funny though like they planned it

But this was the entire plane nothing worked and so their solution was to pass out magazines to everybody and they were like Well our sons too, our son's too. And there's like, he doesn't want ladies home journal. You know, you know, I don't, I don't, I don't think he's gonna play that for 17, I was on that blind with you. And by the time I was at the very back of the plane, by the time they got to me, I had two options for magazines. It was either Australian gossip magazines,

about Australian celebrities I'd never heard of. Yeah, or soccer. What's she done with the thing? Yeah, yeah. It was either Australian gossip magazines about Australian celebrities. I'd never heard of yeah or Soccer what she'd done with the thing. Yeah. Yeah, it was like oh, I'll take soccer Yes, I got 15 hours with this magazine the other like weird media thing from the strips to Australia That was actually kind of cool was like on one of those flights. We were just like really out of it and Like I think we'd been up doing a bunch of those flights we were just like really out of it. And like I think we had been up doing a bunch of stuff before we got on the flight. And then of course with the time change in flight for so long you kind of get loopy. And I was just

watching a bunch of movies at the end I was watching Inception. And I was kind of like halfway between being awake and asleep. And then I realized like we're on the flight. Oh, yeah. That is in inception. Oh, do you know what I mean? It's that same flight, right? And when it was done, I was like, I'm really weirded now. Well, just did I just inception myself with inception?

Yeah. Did you start looking around at the passengers? I did, did I dream about any of these people? I did. I was like, we're just over the on and I was like touching here. Like, are you real? I was like, how're just over the island. I was like touching here. Like, you really? Like, you have a top. Guys, let me ask you a question, because they all basically get the same planes,

all the airlines, right? There's like, how many kinds of planes are there? Major airline. Like big, big planes, I don't know, I'd say like seven, maybe. Yeah. There's not many, right? Is the airline in charge of the configuration of the plane? Yes. They are. They can request custom buildouts. So that's why there's different seat configurations

and different amounts of rows and bathrooms in like weird places. The bathroom configuration. So like typically, like let's say the triple seven, which I just flew on to Sydney, that I think. So there's different sub-variance. So you have like a set it launched with the dash 100 series. No, I take it back. It launched with the dash 200 series, dash 300, dash 400. There's ER versions-variants. So you have like, it launched with the Dash 100 series. I know I have to get back. It launched with the Dash 200 series, Dash 300,

Dash 400. There's ER versions for extended range. And then within each of those versions, there's sub-versions, typically two or three, that vary galley and bathroom placement. I feel like we just stumbled into a wealth of knowledge that Gus has. It's like, I had no idea.

It's like, oh, it's part of the Savant mode. It's part of liking the air disaster stuff. Yeah, just knowing all the planes. Knowing all the planes. I love that about you. That's a vaunt mode. It's part of liking the air disaster stuff. Yeah. You know all the planes? Knowing all the planes. Well, I love that about you. I was on a plane where the bathrooms were downstairs.

Like, there was no bathrooms. It was a normal plane, it felt like. But all the bathrooms were on a lower level. And it was like an area where you just went where all the bathrooms were. Was it like an open hole? You could see the sky. I would know. Yeah.

There's some similar experiences to that too. But the, nobody was, it was, yeah, it was just like a lower deck and it was like eight bathrooms there. So you've never heard of that before. I've never seen it before either. What was that? Can you say? Yeah, I don't know if I could say it or not.

Yeah. Yeah. Do you find that you get a little bit loopy on planes? Well, I find that movies are sadder on a plane. I think that's true I see grown men crying on planes all the time. I was I was I walked by and it's like Pixar of course But I do see that a lot inside out inside out is currently in the rotation and that was like people would be balling watching inside out Yeah, I've I've never cried a movie, but I came close you never cried in a movie. No, I came close Remember you think it's pictures. It's light. So it's stupid to cry for light. Yeah, right? It's not real

I almost cried a Zac Efron movie. Oh wow the one with Matthew Perry and then I was right because you watched it Yeah, it's just like man It's really because of the content and then I was watching Titanic and I was like I like you also threw out there The one with Matthew Perry is that that doesn't help me in any way but I was like I was getting really bummed out and said I was like it must be like the altitude this messing with me. Were you drunk? Could you been drinking on the plane? I've never been drunk in a plane. One thing that happens to me on planes is like whenever I get off a flight doesn't matter how long it is it can be domestic two hours it can be one of these flights to Australia that's 15 hours. The whole day, the whole next day,

I'm like completely dry. Like I just have to drink as much as I can. Like my nasal passages are just dry, and I just, I don't know what that is. Like I've learned now to basically just like take karmex and put it up my nose before I get on a plane now, just cause it's so I don't like dry out like a raisin. Yeah, what I'll do is before I get on a plane,

I'll typically, at the airport, I'll buy a bottle of water and then just drink it on that flight. And then when you go on the long flights and they give you additional water, it's like I just spend the whole time just trying to drink as much water as possible. You know it's really good about that, Ashley. She carries a bottle of water with her everywhere,

like one of those refillable bottles. And she just like, she drinks constantly. I just do. It's gonna be healthy. I never did that in my life. I just know one of those people, it's like I would get like one of this one liter smart water bottles and just like I can down it in like 15 seconds and that's it.

That's how I drink water. I don't like sit around sipping it all day. Like a cream of Donna. I got a sip. I got shit. I got to get done. I can't sit around sipping water. I watched that new mission possible with the rogue nation.

I finally saw it on on this flight. What do you think? It was really good. It was way better than ghost protocol. Well, you and I are both gonna be up on all of our movies now because we've been on the internet. It's American James Bond now is what it is. I think it's different. It's got like a funny edge to it though. It's like kind of goofy in a way to especially like this everything that goes on between Simon Pegg and Tom Cruise. I hated the voice that the villain used in Ghost Protocol. I'm sorry, in a rogue nation. Two, okay.

That guy is the tough guy version of the villain from Jupiter ascending. Have you seen that? I was like, oh, dude, boss, dude. That's it. Yeah, have you seen rogue nation yet? Yeah. The dude looks like the rogue accountant. The little mouse guy.

Yeah. He really does. He's got It's like the guy who looks like a rogue accountant the last little mouse guy. Yeah It really he really does. He's got like glasses He's like and he's just like, okay Everyone in the room But the dude in juber sending is like he's breathless like literally you just like take a fucking breath. Have you see the? Yeah, oh god. I said that's one of the movie. I saw a plane I always feel like I cannot judge a movie on a plane. Did you cry?

I might have a little bit. Little weep. No, but really, you watch a movie on a plane and it's like, I think I'm bored, but maybe it's just because I'm on this plane for so long. Is it so fast? Like me? You know, I it's not like watching a movie anywhere else. It's true.

And actually, I appreciate them so much though, to the point where I travel quite a lot. So now a movie will come out and I'll see a trailer for it. Say it's a comedy, maybe not a very big budget. It's like, I'm saving that for a plane. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, I'm not going to go and see that because I didn't just see a big, I'm going to save it for a plane.

And I save up all these movies. I'm like, well, you have to go to the movie. I worry, Caleb. I'm worried I don't like the movie because I saw it on the plane. Like I, like I, I think I'd like this more if I saw it in a theater if I saw it on You know at home or whatever there are some movies that I'm so natively affecting my view There's movies I associate is being plane movies and now there's certain stars that I only watch their movies on a plane It feels like and Tom Cruise is probably one of them. Mm-hmm, and it's like some movies

It's like okay. I was I wanted to see this but I didn't make time to do it or whatever. And then I like you binge watch on a plane because you travel back and forth in certain periods of time. And you just see the rotation of films. And what's your favorite movie you've ever seen on a plane? Like you discovered on a plane because you had to watch it basically. Favorite movie I ever seen on a plane? I had to like oh it was a searching for sugar man. Oh yeah. The documentary. Yeah. It's not a couple of years ago. Mine was Edge of Tomorrow. Live Doggie Pete. Oh, yeah, the documentary. Yeah, I saw that couple years ago. I'm was an edge of tomorrow Live dog repeat. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, cuz I totally missed that when it came out in theaters Then I watch it. That's like that might be the best sci-fi movie in like the last five or seven years

It's pretty good. Yeah, I watched the whole of the jinx on a plane from the end in one go. Did you really? It's class Yeah, yeah, see I don't ever watch did you watch on your laptop or something? No, it's just on the Scene flight system every now and then I'll be like b.a.a. uh... i'll be like looking through it is a do you watch movies you watch tv as you hit tv and you go to watch all this game of thrones but it's one episode of game of thrones and you just like well that's not gonna you know you're sitting here it's like a random selection on this last flight they had

uh... all of season one of true detective and i was like oh yeah true detective i really like i'm gonna watch that. So I started rewatching it. And then episode one, first scene is like that naked murder victim tied into a tree. I'm like, oh right, other people can see this. I guess I can read it. I had the same thing, like I watched something

recently on a plane and that kind of came to remember what it was now. But it was something I didn't know anything about and I just clicked it. And the first scene was like Walt Walt hits and just like crazy violent It was like But it was like I felt really like suddenly very embarrassed to be watching this

You know and thinking like other people like watching by I'm like judging me for I feel like you can always apply the rule if it's on the back of the seat then it's fine If it's on your laptop then it's question. This was in flight. This is in flight So you're right. They provided it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I like that. I like it. Okay. It's I'll go with that that works They they they thought about it and they cleared it like when I watched I watched is it weird? I played it for my kids though That's weird right? I watched days of future Past once on a plane and they said, you know, this... Well, I forgot what it was, but it was a different boilerplate at the beginning that I'm used to seeing. It was like, this movie has been... The format's been edited to fit your screen and it has been edited for content.

It contains a scene of airplane violence. Oh, I've seen it. There's a scene where Magneto tries to pull the plane down. And that scene is like really cut in the airplane version of the plane where they're like, the cops are the crashing stuff. You want people freaking out on a plane. You can watch flight.

And that airplane stuff really isn't edited out. And that's a hell of a lot more realist. Yeah, but you can have no worse. You can have no worse than you. You know, it's the same thing as that, but it's way worse. Thank you. People are freaking out about this XLR cable that's on the couch next to you. It's wrong other side You just like throw it over the edge. Yeah everybody it used to be a lot

what's worse is the when you're in a car listening to the radio and It's an advertisement or something where they play car horns or alarms or something where they play car horns or alarms or I hate that. Yeah, that's the worst thing in the world. Even though you know, like almost within half a second what it is. I just want to reach through the radio and punch you over the word. The worst for me. The worst for me is TV shows or in sorry, not TV shows commercials on TV where they have like a car alarm arming like the

chirping voice because my dogs start growling and start barking at the door like because they think someone's like the car in his outside like no fucking stupid dogs it's the TV you've heard this before fucking idiots do you ever see the the airline version of speed no no I remember when the bus drops below 50, during what happens? It looks about. Yeah, but do you know what it hits? Oh, I know. It crashes into a plane.

I know that. So in that version, you see it like drop below 50, and then it just cuts away to like a reflection of all the people like seeing an explosion, but you don't see it explode or you don't see what it hits. It's really like satisfying. It's like it was huge down the whole movie's about that bus. Spoiler by the way.

Nine, nine, four. For a 20 year old movie, 20 plus year old movie. No, that's probably for that, right? Not speed. 94? Yeah, 20 years, wow. We talk about Sebastian Lone the day. This Sebastian Lone was born in 1946.

What? Yeah. So Blaine was telling me, because Blaine got to go see an early screening of Star Wars today. But he was talking to us afterwards about a, he went to a creed and how much you really liked it. And I was like, you know, Rocky won Best Picture and beat out Star Wars for Best Picture.

And now it's really weird that there's a Rocky movie that's very critically acclaimed. Yeah. The moment we have another Star Wars movie that's got probably the most hype of any Star Wars movie. This has more hype than episode one. Right. I'm gonna go eat my Star Wars oranges. This is most of my Star Wars cover girl on and go watch it and open your eyes. The Martian-ins are just unbelievable. People will mad about those oranges. The oranges that was hilarious. The BZA. I couldn't be mad about it because it was so funny.

Yeah, it's a... I mean, it's just like flying a billboard there, right? Just buying the front of oranges. I know, it's spade. We know somebody who's going to the premiere tonight. Flash is going to the premiere tonight. So once again, I'm gonna have, wow, what, what happened, but maybe him and Blaine can talk about it after the thing.

It was a probably the only two people can't talk about it to each other in secret. So I forgot, I forgot to mention, we were, I was talking about my headphones that broke earlier in the podcast if you rewind, you can hear it again. So put on your headphones. When they broke, there was internet on the plane. So I took a picture and I tweeted something like, uh, had these for 11 years, they've been great headphones, but they fucked me right at the end. Uh, and I tweeted it. Didn't, I didn't tag bows or anything.

And then when I landed, I had a tweet reply to me from Bose customer support that was like, oh really, sorry to hear about this. Follow us so we can send you a DM and we can fix this. And I was like, no, no, I wasn't trying to shame them. The product was great. It worked for 11 years. So I replied, but I'm not. I bought another pair. I was like, big fan of the product. I already bought another pair. I've not, I mean, this isn't about that. This isn't about like trying to shake you down. It's not like some kind of sleazy customer service thing. Good man. Yeah. I would have taken the free head for you. No, I was very happy with the product. It's always my instant reaction to, like I always see people on Twitter who are like clearly like angling to get stuff for free, you know, and I will do,

for video games, I don't even think about it. Like someone's in a free video and I'm like, fucking awesome. But like if you contact me, send me something for free. I'm just like, nah, just don't worry about it. I just pass them on to Jack. Yeah, Jack, Jack will take it. I'm sure, right? He's free of Jack, ones it. Yeah.

But I just like, it's just like, I don't know, there's something about it. I guess I was taught not to do that at some point. Like, just ask for stuff for free. I had a whole thing with time Warner at my new house where they installed internet at the wrong address. I had a whole thing with with Time Warner at my new house where they installed internet at the wrong address. I wouldn't get into it. But I just asked Time Warner to follow me and I deleted the tweet and just went over DMs and it worked out well. But I didn't want to like publicly talk crap about Time Warner. I ended up with like somewhere you're just doing it here.

So you couldn't get, I mean it's done now. So you so our houses are built by the same You're just doing it here. So you couldn't get, I mean, it's done now. So our houses are built by the same company, or one man. They're like the same, it's like the same house. Yeah.

Like you get the duplicate house of mine. I'm excited to come over. Which house? Your house? Yeah. So like his house. The house he has is the same as your house. Yeah.

I didn't know this. Now I don't even need to go to your house. And I used to have, I know that. Because I saw pictures of his house from from from egg And it's like and it's it's the same builder in I'm sure that you had not been invited to his house Although because he had other house that I never went to well to be fan nobody did and also bullshit Lots of people the first of all lots of people would

I went to your house. I just wasn't allowed in I got to drive you to the front door and drop you off name people who were in my house Michael Jeff People that does what my people was in your house Lane was in my house to move a D. D. Obasheen I was I was I was as was a drop your sorry I saw off and I still didn't get in mind it So go fuck yourself asshole, but anyway, Matt has us be put Gus you go there his house. Oh, okay. I think I knew where it was maybe Did you go to his house? No. Okay. I think I knew where it was. Maybe That's true. I did blow it up you on the US mine. It just regular boring electricity

You can wait for that. It takes like it takes like two minutes. It's so easy. Have you sold your other house yet? No, guess that your house. I have a two houses I have a duplicate house with Gavin. I guess you're not other house And my like you my last house was a duplicate house with Alan. We had the exact same house before. It was like mirror image. It was like literally exactly the same exact same floor plan except the builder like exactly the same. So was it way to be in this house?

Was it like just slightly off from what you was like? It was like, oh, it was mainly like another way better at decorating than we were. It's like you go in his house and it's like, our house could look like this, because it's way nicer. So I now wanna see how many other people at Rooster Cheat I can just have a duplicate house with.

I have fun house, I think that'd be like the weirdest like achievement. You're gonna stop building custom houses now so it's impossible. Oh, so one of the things we always talked about is we were trend two where when we hire somebody to come work at Rooster Cheat, we immediately hire

somebody who has the exact same name. And we're trying to think like, for instance, we just started, for the first time ever, we worked with somebody named Ezra on laser team. Right. Instantly started working with someone named Ezra, full screen, Ezra Cooperstein. Do we have that discussion last week? Yeah. And we also work with someone here who looks like Ezra.

I think that's true. I think I might have the ultimate version of that. One of the teams on the amazing race, the woman who had the viral video where she's a flight attendant and she's a funny announcement. Her daughter's name, Hagen, really spelled the exact same way, H-A-G-A-N, which is my character's name and laser team. I've never heard of that before.

I've never heard that name before in my life. And as soon as I have that name in my life, then somebody else shows up that has that name. On social media, I've seen one person who says his name is Hagen, and he's excited about laser team, and he wants to go watch it, because he's never met anybody else named Hagen, and he's excited that there's a character

on the screen with his name. I love that new trailer, trailer number two. Hey, it's cloth. It's great trailer. I like it, and I like it. Is that only the second trailer? It feels like the billion number two. Hey, it's cloths. It's great trailer. I like it. And then only the second trailer feels like the billion trailer. I know, it does. Well, I want to say one thing about the trailer,

but I'm actually really proud of that you can't see in the trailer, which is we made a conscious decision to not include any of the scenes that people said were their favorite scenes from the initial screens, because you know how, like, people always complain like, oh, all the best parts are in the trailer. We deliberately included what, did not include what people said are the best scenes. Because there's a lot of good stuff in this trailer.

There's a lot of good stuff. Like that bit, and that bit, and that bit. That one's, yeah. That was great. There's a lot of good stuff. There's a lot of good stuff. Like that bit, and that bit, and that bit. That one's, yeah.

There's a lot of good stuff. There's a lot of good stuff. There's a lot of good stuff. Like that bit, and that trailer number two for laser team. What's funny to me is you said that Nobody's favorite scene is in the trailer. I was gonna comment. There's a lot of uh Gus close-ups a lot of Gus in this trailer No, we're very happy to see you nobody nobody like that. Well, I'm guessing there aren't good scenes obviously good scenes But just you know when you get to see a trailer and then you see the moon you're like, oh They're already revealed all the best scenes. The two scenes that people consistently cite as their favorite scenes in the movie, we avoided putting in just so people would feel like absolutely sure they got new stuff. Let's pull.

I'm kind of sure we're going to pull on that now. Like, well, the trailer shows everything, but it's like, it's kind of like the trailer is its own thing and it's supposed to get you to go see the movie. Yeah, it's like one of those things where it's like it doesn't bug me quite as much. I just like one of those things I've learned to accept over time. It seems like people hate either. They hate when the trailer shows too much or when the trailer doesn't show anything.

If the trailer doesn't show like Star Trek one is getting blacked right now. Exactly what I'm saying. For not showing enough. Right. So what do you want them to show the whole movie is that what you want? It's cool. Star Trek. You know those guys? Yeah enterprise cool. That's a movie. What else do you want? I want it. It's like to me. It's like this like I I turned off Star Wars trailer because I was like I was like oh this cool

I'm like if I got the point where I'm like okay, this is cool I'll just go see the movie now and I don't need to see the rest of the trailer and it was specifically I had seen all the Star Wars trailers and then there was another one that came out that was the Japanese trailer Oh, yeah, the additional footage and I was like at this point. I know I'm gonna see it I know I'm going to excited about it. Why why see anything that's gonna. That's a lot of willpower screw it over I did the last time I tried to do this was way back in the main Trich movies I was like I was gonna watch it. And I was going to go and fresh, which yeah, good for me. I wouldn't fresh to that pile of shit. So you think that this star wars sequel would be as good as the matrix sequels? Hey, listen,

you're that's that we're predicting based on this. I'm not a behavior. I like JJ Abrams a lot. I think I think I think especially what he's done with like Star Trek and everything. Gus and I have watched JJ Abrams television shows going back almost two decades now it feels like. But uh, listen, I mean, I was super, you remember episode one when it came out, everybody was super hyped. Oh, of course, it was amazing. It was amazing then or now. You know, I think it's more now.

I think it's more now. It feels like more now. What's going to be the world is so different now. So episode one came out in 99 and at the time you couldn't buy tickets for a movie online. So, in order to get tickets for all of our friends, Jeff and I camped outside of a movie theater for two days. And anyone who wanted us to get the movie tickets, they just had to bring a spear. And we were sleeping in a tent behind this fucking movie theater down in South Austin. And it was we just we literally stepped outside in a tent

We convinced the theater employee to let us run an extension cord inside So we could hook up a PlayStation and play video games in a tent Out behind a fucking theater did that and then like went up and Bought fucking tickets for so I was actually honestly I was kind of surprised when they made such a big push for Star Wars. I was actually, honestly, I was kind of surprised when they made such a big push for Star Wars force awakens to have online ticket sales because to me, the camping out, that's something I associate with just Star Wars. Like people don't camp out for any other movie, but they've been doing that since Empire Strikes Back. People have been camping out for days. That's where that whole like camping out to wait for something movement. I felt like it started. I'm sure people did it for concerts and

stuff, but now people just fucking do it for Black Friday. I want to go by every time Black Friday is about to hit and those people who camp out from Wednesday to save 200 bucks. I just want to go out and just like stand over the bullhorn and be right them for like 20 or 30 minutes. I'm about to just drive me fucking nuts. Does it people try to save money? What do you mean? No, it's people don't value their time. Yes, it's just bad economics.

Right. It's just like, the some people's time, you could argue, isn't as valuable as yours. If you're 40 hours for 200 bucks, yeah, if your time is worth zero, then it makes sense. And if your time is worth zero, spend the 48 hours learning something to like, you know, it's just like,

and that's not what people do. people want to be part of that spectacle You know what I mean and it's like I think there's some people who go just to get invites I really do yeah, yeah, they want to push people around and they want to be part of the mayhem But fucking black Friday drives me every time I see something to do with that And I was not in the country so I got to see like an outside view of it I'm like fucking god damn it black Friday hate it. Did you see the clip of that woman yanking something off a child? Yeah, and it was like-

It was like a blender or something. A big seam dog, vegetable steamer. Yeah, that's, yeah. And they were all over the floor, she just took the kid's one. Yeah, she just like turns around and yanks it away from the child. Why did the child want a vegetable steamer?

I mean, the mother had grabbed one. The kids like vegetables? The mother kept a hold, because they could buy two. And then she turned around to get another one and actually was grabbing the other one. Someone else came and took it from the kid. Paul Kid on so many levels. That sucks man. That really does suck.

I can't be in a situation like that. That's like an adult pulls something away from you. That's that really sucks. Yeah. Unless it's a vegetable stew. And then your mom starts wailing on that lady. So it's like it's bad all around. Did you see that there are people camping out for Star Wars in front of

a man's Chinese theater? No? For this one? There's like there's no reason to. Right? Because you can buy tickets online. Right, right. And probably the tickets are already sold. Right, but they're doing it. Do they want the best he is? They want to do it. I don't think so. I'm not sure what it is. I don't know if it's a think so. I don't know if it's a sign seating. Like, I don't know. They got the seat with their butt groove in there. They want to sit in it. No, maybe it's just part of that culture. Like you said, like just wanting to camp out and wait and find other people who are waiting to wait their time to. What's like the people at the element when they were complaining about was the F.C.s. They just wanted to wait in a line.

That is it. To this day, the boggles, my fucking mind. What Gavin is talking about? We, this is a whole segment I screamed out in the podcast a few years ago, which was that people, the Alamo, it used to be Alamo theaters here in Austin that you had to show up two hours before a movie, two hours before a two hour movie, in order to get a ticket to go to it.

Otherwise, you were either corner of the front row, or just didn't get it. You know, if you try to show up like 30 minutes before movie, totally unacceptable. And then they got a thing where they went online, but then they didn't give you reserve seats. They just you just bought seats. And that was it. And you still had to show up an hour and a half early just to get it halfway decent seat, even though you had a reserve ticket. And it was like, there was talk about them getting reserve seating like we said, I'm gonna be in this seat for a long time and people fucking fought it. Was it, I put up a trip advisor?

They launched it like, for you? From you? And then they put it back up like years later. Yeah, it was super weird. And then they were gonna do like Southwest style where they like winning groups, you know, and they was talking about that as well, which does anybody like

Southwest's way? I hate Southwest. Does anybody, does anybody in Southwest Airlines, anybody like the way that they run their airline? If Southwest has a direct flight somewhere, I'll happily fly a connecting flight to avoid flying Southwest. That's me not valuing my time, but also the valuing Southwest as a terrible airline. I mean, the airlines find, I think. I just don't like the boarding procedure.

Or it's like a way to, I mean, I know their whole thing is like no fees and low cost airline, but it's a way for them to like try to scam $25 out of you. It's like, hey, if you want a paper, this early check-in thing, and we'll make sure you get in the A group. If not, oh well. Or so you can ask when you want it to get $130, you bucks. Yeah, like the day of because it's an upgrade to business select or whatever. Right. Then it's like, Oh, you get to be one of the first fifteen on the plane. But Southwest started from a good place because a guy

we used to work for Gus and I, his name is Anthony and he used to do a lot of traveling because he was in telecom sales. And he remembers when Southwest just first started. And he said, great great they he said they would take twenty dollars in cash at the door at the gate like this is before they needed to board a broad no no that's how you got on the plane you it was almost like a bus and it's like it was a flight um... you know this is back in the seventies i guess when it first started early

eighties and uh... if you want to from Dallas to Houston you wanted to get on it you just went to the gate and paid the person $20 and got on. And that's the way it worked. And that's why they don't have reserved seating, because they used to do it that way. And then everybody got on smoke cigarettes, the entire flight. Exactly right. We got their pressurized tube and smoke. Different era. So how can there's been like no thing where like flight attendants are all dropping dead from like the 70s and 60s? Because they were in those tubes filled with smoke constantly. I don't know. It's probably just part of the larger, you know, casualty numbers from second-hand

smoking. Smoking is one of those weird things. I mean, I'm not denying the link between smoking and lung cancer, but it is one of those weird things where it's like, it's not a guarantee you're going to get lung cancer. It just really amps up your genetic chances of getting lung cancer. It seems like, right? Like, there's some people who smoke cigars, their entire life and live to be 120 with no problems. But it's like, there's some people, it's like, I remember reading about a baseball player

who developed a dipping habit for like six months and then quit and three years later, he had throat cancer. And it's just like, yikes, that sucks. It's odd, yeah. Yeah, it's just odd. You know, down in, again, we're talking about Australia. And Australia, you know, when they sell cigarettes, they don't put the cigarette company's

branding on the cigarette boxes. It's just, the box is a picture of a cancerous organ. And it says smoking causes this. And then like really small fine print is like the brand of the cigarettes. Yeah. Wow. I think that's really like a create, I think that's really a much better way to end. The cigarettes aren't out on display.

Like if you go to the store and you want cigarettes, they're like in a locked cabinet without that's just like steel, it's just metal. It's like you have to tell them specifically what you want. They go in and they get it and they get it. It's similar in the UK, like to the untrained eye, it looks like you're buying a packet of smoking kills. Yeah, that's what it's like.

Yeah, that's what I'm going to pack it. Yeah, and if that's a white on't they serve like their greasy, crazy burgers in a wrapper that like shows the clogged artery? Or the beer, right? Big beer culture. Yeah. Yeah. Why not like a diseased liver?

Well, I think you see more of those things too. It's like, I think it's an offshoot of having publicly funded healthcare. Yeah. Because that's more of a burden, the whole system. So then it becomes a more of an issue of, you know, trying to reduce that burden on everybody, right? Like you've ever seen the workplace safety ads that Canada ran a few years ago?

Like how to be safe at work and avoid accidents? They were all my universe arm. Was that like the one where the guys getting his hand, like sucked into a machine and they can't reach the button? And it's like slowly pulling it in. And they're gruesome. They're gruesome. They're gruesome. The most gruesome one I remember was a cook

who's carrying a pot of boiling water or a pot of boiling grease or something and she slips and spills it all over herself and then she's screaming on the ground, on screen for five seconds straight. And then it cuts to a slight like, a void workplace accent. It's like holy shit.

But if you buy that, just the imagery from that is pretty shocking. That sounds really chipper. I can't wait to see it. It's fucking crazy. Yeah, England's road safety ones were pretty mental too. I've seen someone in Ireland like, you worked on some of those, didn't you?

Yeah, yeah. Just people, filming people pretend to die. Well the funny thing about that is Gavin worked on those the project where he would film like, in slow motion, like what happens to a body when it's in a car accident, you know, they're just road safety videos. But it really affected you because you're very keen on road safety. Like, I'm very keen on other people being strapped in with a seat belt

in a car with me. Right. So they don't bounce around? Yeah, because they will kill me if we crash. I'm very keen on other people being strapped in with a seatbelt in a car with me. Right. So they don't bounce around. Yeah, because they will kill me if we crash. It's just gonna happen. Like a loose person just kills everyone else in the car almost every time. So it's not for their safety. It's like I don't want to die because you're big, longness comes and headbutts me in the face. Oh, yeah. She's like, oh, hey, I have a big plan coming up. She's talking to camera.

I have a wedding coming up, but I'm not gonna get doing it that because I'm about to have an accident. I'm working place. I thought that's about contact lenses or toothpaste She's like, oh she slips. Oh My god, she's screaming this whole time. Oh Jesus That was a tell me I like the YouTube title for that beautiful brunette victim of gory accident Was that the name of that video That was good to look it up. I'm telling you they were really Maybe she wouldn't have accidents if she weren't filming commercials or work

I'm using air quotes for no reason. Just do one thing at a time lady Ruth beautiful brunette. Can we play, quick little gig in a red net? I'm gonna come back and play a game when we get back, which is, I'm curious with this group here, I'm curious who has a Christmas tree in their house and who doesn't. Let me get this thing. So you can figure that out.

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Is that like, we do that certain times of years. We do that like holidays and then Valentine's Day. Yeah, and I think Mother's Day as well. Yeah. I know I get what's coming. Have they even smotched in the whole time I've been gone? I've missed the past two so I don't think so. Oh yeah.

I can check. No, I'm. So you're gonna play a game with us? I'm just curious. I was looking to you guys and was thinking who has a Christmas tree in their house? I'm gonna ask you. We have not had you. Gavin just moved. So that would be probably not but I don't think Meg would put up with not having a Christmas tree. Although her family does live in Austin so she can get that experience there. I'm gonna say Gavin doesn't have a Christmas tree Interesting. Gus. I'm gonna say you definitely don't have a Christmas tree and Matt definitely does and I know the answer for me

All right, you want to do anybody else? You definitely do. I think I think everyone does I think everyone has a tree I might not though. I might not I think you do I was gone for a while. I think I think I think it's important I know that it was put up. I think all three you do. I was gone for a while. I think it's important. It was put up. I think all three of you do. Okay. Gavin, do you have a Christmas tree? It was one of the first things that went into money.

Okay. Gus. You know what I do. You do? You really do? Wow. You guys are also festive. It's a bizarre tree though.

It's not like a traditional looking tree. Is it real? A real tree? I shouldn't say it's bizarre. It's a... It's a... It's a... It's artificial and it's white. And it real? Real tree? I shouldn't say it's bizarre. It's a... Forget doctors used to treat. It's artificial and it's white and it's like me. It's very skinny and it's very tall. It's an artificial white tree. Does it have the light built into it? Yes, but we added more. So is it like...

Like how does that work? Does it like at the end of Christmas, all the branches go up and then you just put it away, like, put it in the bag. Okay, done with it. Yeah. We had artificial tree when I was a kid, so artificial trees don't freak me out. Okay. Matt's got to have a Christmas tree.

Artificial tree. You have an artificial tree? Yeah, we switched to artificial tree, like, I don't know, like five or six years ago, because we're never in town long enough to enjoy, like, a real tree. It's your family. You're family. No, I also like you don't want your house to burn down. I don't. We usually leave for, like a real tree. You're fine. I also like you know when your house burned down I don't usually get we usually leave for like two weeks

Shit I should talk about what happened So I was to burn down from the lights you mean what if you're you know your tree gets you dries out You ever seen the videos and when it does another gruesome video You know what a trick Christmas tree catches on fire. Yeah, but no, it's but it's like a bomb beautiful brunette tree gets but no it's like a bomb. Beautiful brunette tree gets it. It was one of my very first slumber guys was actually burning a Christmas tree. Went up like a bitch. Yep. But if you turn the lights off that I can't fire, what do you mean? Well just you know the spark in the house and who knows what I mean they're just extraordinarily flammable. You leave your house for two weeks who knows what could have.

But he has cats. I love the smell and that's what is worth it to me The danger is worth it for the smell. I can't stand the smell. Oh there we go Yeah, there's no joke look at that ceiling. Yeah, that's just getting pounded Yeah, it's like a flame thrower essentially That's terrifying. It's really terrifying. It's really really terrifying. It's terrifying when the cats knock it over That's terrifying. It's really terrifying. It's really, really terrifying. It's terrifying when the cat's knocking it over.

Sorry. It is a really dumb tradition though. Like it is very wasteful of like trees and every, it shouldn't say it's a dumb tradition. We all love it. We all love it. You're just saying it's wasteful. You just say it was dumb.

It's part of christmas. I didn't say it was a dumb tradition. Okay. But it's, I love it. But it's like I do every time I go pick it up, I'm like, man, we cut down a lot of trees to do this every single year. What kind of, you have a tree preference?

No, I don't know them that well. Like I'm weird. I didn't know him that well. Like, I'm weird. I didn't know until I was like 15 or 16, that there are multiple kinds of apples. But I just thought, I just thought a red delicious apple was the only kind of apple. And then people are like, like, I think actually, might have been one of the college to make you.

The red delicious part was redundant. Like, there was no reason to name it red delicious delicious apple right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right Apple grown up. Oh, I knew about green apples. I knew about that. I've seen them in magazines. Yeah, I heard about This for movie stars Those are what the rich people get, but does not totally cancel out your original So now it's like there's no reason to have all of those we just need honey Chris that red delicious apple every other apple can go Fuck itself. No, I know. He only that I do about is probably the best honey Chris Easily the best, but I have pink lady. I can touch is good. I think that what's the one? That's the bottom

Right like one from the far bottom right Polar ed. Yeah, that one's good. I like this one. Just cool Jonathan It is kind of weird he turned into an apple. Yeah. That's pretty bizarre. Yeah, but I know that. And it's like I think the Apple knowledge. Is that apples on a mountain? My Apple knowledge. What it could be grown here in the Fuji region. Maybe. Yeah. Wait, I'm going to look where you're going to be. I read a story. Where did they grow the job?

And I read a story a couple of weeks ago about this ad agency in Tokyo, where they've had this tradition for decades, or whenever they have a new hire or whenever someone gets promoted to senior management they have to go and climb out Fuji. What? Where's this? It's some agency, some ad agency in Tokyo. So all new hires and anyone who gets promoted to senior management has to go climb out Fuji. That's cool.

I guess they've been doing it for, I think, was for some like 70 years or something. And I've thought it was a prize. It was an interesting, interesting tradition. Well, if you're in a wheelchair, I don't know. You got to figure it out. Don't get a job there. Yeah. I don't got I'll have someone else read the story. You could send it to me with the hashtag RT podcast. Well, I don't know. They're definitely Japanese, but I don't know if they've grown anywhere near

Fuji Mount Fuji. So the granny Smith is the the winner of apples. That's the green one, isn't it? Yeah. You like that? Yeah, I love it. Too tart for me. I'm with these guys. The honey crisp is a wonderful. Do you have bramley apples? Yeah. I never have a tart again. Do we still have the tart? Bramley is usually a cooking apple. You know there's also a heirloom apples. Like there are heirloom tomatoes. Yeah. That's like they're not, you know, they don't try to keep them within one genetic line. Do we have it? Like they're just like, you know, this is one picture of apples. That's all of it. There's no grapple up there. Do you know what a grapple is? Why is it like this? There's no grapple up there. Do you know what a grapple is? I, yes, it's a grape. It's grapele, is that what you say?

Oh, okay, great. Wait, wait, wait. I tried one for the first time the other day. And? Bullshit. No? It's awful. Really? And I discovered something else about it. It's an apple that tastes like a grape. It's grape flavored apples. So I thought that the way they accomplished this was some kind of crossbreeding. Have you ever had the cotton candy grapes? What?

No. The grapes that have been genetically bred and selected, so they taste like cotton candy when you eat them. What? But so I thought the grape was the same thing or it's like they've been bred, so they taste like grapes. Nope, they just been soaked in some shitty sugary grape juice. Oh, I can't.

Cotton candy is like a genetic flavor. I mean, it's like, it's somebody made up some time. It's like, but they select like mountain dew for like combining, yeah, combining steak with a DNA of pizza. They take cotton candy DNA. Hey, there's a picture. They just selected grapes that taste more and more like cotton candy and then bred those together. This sugar. That's what cotton candy tastes like. I mean, cotton candy doesn't taste like taking a spoon full of out of a bag of sugar. But it is just sugar. It probably does.

But it doesn't taste just like eating imperial sugar. No, I get what you're saying, you're right, but why is that? There's no flavor they added cotton candy. It's just sugar. It's not. It's cotton candy. What's caramel? That's just sugar.

Yeah, it is. It's just bubbled up sugar. Yeah. It's cooked, you know. Yeah. I'm a little bit. I guess cotton candy is kind of, what is just bubbled up sugar. Yeah, it's cooked, you know, yeah, I guess cotton candy's kind of what is this cotton candy? With air whipped, I mean, I don't know how to subscribe. It's like spun. It's so light that it will fluff up Candy floss candy floss for those of you listening from the UK Fairly floss fairy floss. Is that what is candy floss candy cloth floss? What's fairy floss? Oh? Is that the Australian way maybe it's the Australian version?

Candy the grape or yeah, I see it right here. Those are those are Okay, they're too sweet though. Oh Because You know what you're stunning up for when you get a cotton candy flavored grape. Yeah, it's gonna be a little sweeter But yeah, the the grape holes like I said it's just like grape juice or like some artificial flavor Like it doesn't taste natural and they're melee as fuck. Oh nothing worse than a melee Apple I agree that yeah, it's just it's not good and they're expensive. It's just a fucking rip off That's one of the secret immersion fuck those guys. That's them right there. You remember the immersion

We did with the fruit flavorings. Yeah, or the artificial flavorings? I had worked here long enough. I didn't eat any of that stuff. No, I don't blame you. I looked at it, I was like, no, this is a fucking trick. Was it just food out here? It was not video game related, so I think that we did that one. Was that one sponsored only, I think? What, what did we do to the packs?

Yeah, it really was an event only one. Because it was like one of the emergence. Sometimes we shoot emergence and they don't work. In fact, right before I left for 30 days, we shot an immersion that kind of didn't work. What happened with that, Gav? Are we trying to make that work? Was that ever edited?

Yeah, they're kind of into maybe like his one that didn't work, kind of. Right. Or maybe we'll revisit it and like stick that at the beginning. Yeah, Timon got that. Sometimes it was the immersion. It didn't work, but the good thing was it was super expensive.

I know. So it's got that going. It mergers and he gets it didn't work, but the good thing It was it was super expensive. I know listen It's got that going. It was the expense that made it not work actually. Yeah, because we had too many cooks working on something And it was like, you know, there was people who there they were like taken they were talking about this shit We never deal with like safety precautions and that really kind of like that really did actually throw us off a little bit like we had Professional people who were making sure that we stayed safe and then just made it kind of not fun. You know?

Or they were okay with, they're used to working in environment where everyone is safe and then you just fake it and make it look like it worked, but the show you don't fake it. And what it's really possible. So we could have achieved it, but it would have just been a setup. It would have been a stunt. It would have just been a stunt basically, is what it was turning into.

So that was the kind of thing. We talked about it on the podcast right before I left. And I said a thing to where I said, one of my favorite versions of all time was the one we're putting out next. But communicating with a large group of people is really difficult. We'll talk about this with the laser team screenings in just one second. But it's like, when I made that statement of like saying, we shot an immersion, we have one in the can that's about to come out. And then we did one that didn't work out so well.

But this one didn't work out so well. But the one we're putting out next is going to be fantastic. Well, when they I said that, they thought that I meant the one we're putting out after the one that didn't work, not the next one we're putting out, which is the five nights of Freddie one. I was super excited about the five nights. Everybody loved that one. That was a fucking blast. I'm glad you explained to me what their thought process was because I didn't understand how they thought

it was the one after five nights. Yeah, that's because I said, because I was just, I was talking about, we have three done. The third one is, we don't think it's gonna work, but the one we're putting out next is great. Or the one that's next is great is what I said. So some people who heard me talking about third one, then saying the word next,

thought I was talking about the fourth one, which we are shooting more immersion, but we had to wait until I got back to start working on. We have some really great concepts, which is what drives that show. And the five nights of Freddy's ones, I tell you guys just killed it. That was really good. Yeah, it was it was all down to the crew, like making it so realistic. Yep, it was entirely real. And was uh every bit of that was live I think we showed that the behind the scenes and the behind the scenes that's explained I know I love how all the comments talk about how oh they were just looking at

static video feeds you know nobody was actually moving around then in the behind the scenes they show everyone everything was moving on the light in the video which proved it was live when we pressed the button they don't know that thing we could cut to oh I guess yeah the button when we pressed the button. They don't know that thing. It's just a bit of a cut to the button. When you pressed the button, you cut to a thing to light on. You know, when we were working out the algorithm for how that episode was gonna work, I suggested many times that we just have canned footage,

you know, and just like cut to that, but they really wanted to do it live and they, man, there were so many, I have a picture of it all sent to Patrick, but there was so many cameras around here There was like probably like three miles of cable through this place to connect all those cameras. It was crazy That was a Daniel Fabello and Marcus Laporte who really did a lot of work on that I mean everybody worked really hard on it But those two in particular Daniel directed the episode and Marcus is our production designer Daniel also cut the laser team trailer

He did he really did he did a great job. We had the first one was done by a major production trailer house. And I think Daniels is like, it's great. Yeah. I mean, it's a benefit of having the audience having seen it a couple times now, like select screenings. And so seeing what people were reacting. Well, the first one we made the movie wasn't finished. That's right. And we didn't have any visual effects on and it was just it was really early in the editing, you know, there was stuff in the trailer that didn't even make it into the movie. Because we didn't know where the, you know, it was just like they call an assembly cut at that point, which was just it was, you know, basically everything without taking a scalpel to it and really making the scenes tight. One of Matt's stuff that's expensive,

one of the most expensive scenes got cut. Not the most expensive, but for what it was. One of the scenes that I was like, I really wanted to keep the scene, I know that was gonna be so cool. It is, it's a really cool scene. It'll be on the deleted scenes. Yeah, you'll see it on deleted scenes.

It's a really fun scene and it had an old friend of ours in the scene. Oh, it did, yeah. Yeah. David. David Blackwell. And so, are you know David Blackwell? Little Austin's over there for a minute.

What is that? What is the name of the lawyer? Betty Blackwell. Betty Blackwell. There's a lawyer in Austin who has commercials where it's like some ladies on the phone. It's even like the way she reads a lot of his terrible. She's like, I just don't know. He's in jail and I don't know what's gonna happen what's gonna happen with him. Oh

You do know Betty blotting I don't even know why she reads it that way. It's like Anyway, but it's Patrick's only person to your left. It's a very famous local commercial in Austin such a terrible line Oh, you do know Betty blotwell, what is what is the other person saying to the line that would cause that reaction? He found it. We can't play the audio, but uh, we were the fray rate today. It's jittery. Do you know, Betty Blackwell? Beautiful Brunette, Bitty Blackwell.

There's Bitty Blackwell. What if Bitty Blackwell is still practicing? Yeah, she is. They updated this commercial recently. So we got cut, but it'll end up, that's seem to end up in the beginning. We have some actually, some pretty awesome believe in scenes from the maybe,

some kind of excited about that. But we should tell people about the screenings. So one of the, what we're talking about, community community with the large group of of excited about that, but we should tell people about the screenings. So one of the, we're talking about communicating with the larger group of people is that we, we have a release for laser team. I'm just playing this the best I can, Matt, you stop me if I'm explaining incorrectly. I don't, you go, yeah.

We have a theatrical release for laser team, which will be in the US for select cities, like a normal release for a movie of this size for theatrical screenings. And that's great. But we recognize this is a global audience that watches this. And there's a lot of people who don't live near a selected city. So we went out and formed a partnership with a company called Tug where you can essentially say, I want a screening in my town. Doesn't matter where it is, Lansing, Michigan, Houston, Texas, wherever you want.

There's even some international support for UK. We're trying to add more. We're trying to add more all the time. New Zealand and Australia also have it as well. And what you can do is you can say, hey, I want a screening in my town. You set up a screening. It lets people know that the screening exists.

They can go look it up. And then once they spill a certain number of seats, they say, okay, now this screening is guaranteed. So, and it's working great. I don't even know. I can't totally listen to the movie. Okay, so, let's see it. All right, so update on this.

So we launched this basically on Friday, and we told our Indiegogo backers about it first, and then we kind of like just started rolling it out to everybody. And it sold, everything sold out by Sunday. So, which was an awkward day for it to sell out, because you know, you can't really like get more theaters and get stuff moving again, because it's the weekend and those people who do that stuff aren't working.

So today, we were able to upgrade a bunch of the theaters. Like a lot of the theaters that sold out were like, you know, 150 person kind of theater venues, those got upgraded to 300 to 350 person screenings. So if you tried earlier and it was sold out in your area, try again, it's probably available now. And then we also been able to add more screenings in Australia for sure. I think maybe the UK also we added more screenings. And- So it loads on the map on Australia, there's even one in Tasmania if you wanna go to the

other one. Yeah, we were able to get pretty much everywhere, yeah. And then we're still trying to add Ireland. There's been a ton of requests for Ireland. We're still trying to get those added. Also, I find out that Northern Ireland is not part of the UK according to Tug. I mean, Northern Ireland is part of the UK, I find that Northern Ireland is not part of the UK, according to Tug. I mean, Northern Ireland is part of the UK, but like it says Tug is available in the

UK, but not in Northern Ireland. I think it's just how their network works. It's more about the commercial aspect than the governmental lines. No, I get it. That is the problem. It's hard to communicate to people is that a lot of times the rules around international distribution have very little to do with the people who make the content and more so to do with your country. a lot of times the rules around international distribution have very little to do with the people who make the content

and more so to do with your country. Like if somebody's blocked in your country, like you see something's eobox, they don't wanna let us watch this in Germany. You know, they don't wanna let us watch this television show. What's wrong with them? It's like, no, there's a company in Germany that paid a lot of money to distribute it in your country

and they're the ones that are making the requirement that they block it. I'm sure major television networks would love to sell the rights to other countries and then still make it worldwide available online. They would be fine with them. There's also, I mean, there's other stuff too that like not even we really have full insight into. Like the Canadian screenings that we're having, the pre-sell for them starts well like in a couple days. What's the day? Today is the 14th for them starts well like in a couple days, what's today? Today is the 14th.

So there's starts in like a few days and everybody else's has already started and even though the theaters are picked up, I can't tell you why. I just don't know. I can't tell you why. That's a conversion rate. That's because we don't like Canadians. I'm sure that's what people will tell us. That's why it is. No, but it's been great watching the list of cities come in.

It's like, I can't wait to see like the full list of all the different cities where we're gonna be showing laser team. It's gonna be awesome. And then the other thing that's cool with Doug, though he didn't really cover is like, you can make your own screening, right? So you can request it.

So we have a bunch that we set up in advance, figuring that these will hopefully cover big areas for us that where a lot of people are, then hoping that people, if we didn't cover that area that they would set up their own screening, they got- And a lot of people have. They got 1500 requests.

She is. Yep. For host your own screening. So they're trying to parse those down and make sure they aren't too many overlap. So like you don't want an east Houston and northeast Houston. Yeah, like you know, ten people requested the same theater or something like that trying to consolidate this. down and make sure they aren't too many overlap. Like you don't want an East Houston and North East Houston. Yeah, like you know, 10 people requested the same theater, something like that, trying to

consolidate this. But those are supposed to start going up on Thursday. Yeah, like, as for example, a super saturated, super wide release movie would be like 3000 screens. Correct. So yeah, 1500 is, that's a lot. That's a ton. That's like, like 3000 screens is like a summer blockbuster release.

Right, exactly. 1,500 would be like half of a hundred. Is that still the number of speed 1000? Like what is the vendors release on? The vendors probably would just like 4. 35, 4, yeah, somewhere. Yeah. In their range.

But the main, 3 is, 3 is huge. That is a huge number. That's a huge release. And it makes it a little bit easier. Can you imagine how difficult this would be if we still worked on the thing we had to make prints for all these cities? You wouldn't happen. It would be doing that right now. No, just do all these cities, you wouldn't happen. It's insane. You would be doing that right now.

No, no, just do expensive. Yeah, we wouldn't be able to do it. But, uh, so what do we do? Just email it? What, yeah, basically, we just say it's an attachment. Everybody's gonna get around a laptop and watch it and they're like, move them out, get it off. There's no physical thing anymore.

Like, there's these physical cartridges. Okay. And I don't know why they use them because it seems like you could, but I think that's like a safety, like a security thing, like they don't want to zap it over the internet. That makes sense. The, but when reading all the feedback,

it's like I'm really super excited to see all the list of cities, but it's like, it's so hard to because it seems like, I don't know, every 10th response, you know, maybe a little bit less is someone going, oh, it's not playing in my town. I guess you guys just don't care about Idaho. It's like, no, no.

Just give a question. Absolutely, request a screening. That's really frustrating. It's like, I keep like, Maxi, Matt on Twitter too, is like we're constantly like remessaging and you just gotta like, yeah.

That's just what you have to do with big groups of people. You have to constantly say the same thing again and again and again. And it's like for people who watch all the time like, God, they won't stop talking about this. But it's like, there's always going to be somebody who still doesn't understand. Yeah.

Yeah. I read one comment earlier today, where somebody was just really mad saying, you guys are listening. They said, just make your own screening. And they were like, really like, got angry about it. And I mean, I get how that is. But it's like, you just have to say the message over and over again. And it's not, you know, and everybody does that where you just like, you only hear it one time,

you know, or it passes by, you're thinking about other stuff. But when you're talking to, you know, 10 million people, you have to repeat that message so often because so many people within that 10 million person group are gonna miss it. The people who are paying attention, feels you've told them 10, many times. I looked it up. Definitely hot balance. Age of Ultron opened at 4200 screens. 4200. So yeah that's, that's, that's a crazy number to me. Yeah. And it's like that. But I'm excited. You know, I mean, when I

was like scanning through the list of theaters and all the, the, the theaters like the venues being filled up, I was thinking about one we showed it in Toronto actually we did the the screenings at the Toronto After Dark film fest and that was amazing venue such a great theater it was like a 500 seat theater and we did two screenings and they were both sold out and something about seeing it with a ton of people, you know, is just so much fun and so exciting. And I think the screenings on the 27th and 28th are gonna be awesome because it's gonna be,

you know, the community together and, you know, 300 people in a room, 400 people in a room, just having a great time. I'm excited about that aspect. I want to like... Well, I mean, we were talking about how everything's about community and the community made the movie possible. So to have like the all these community events everywhere

with people watching, it's just like... It's so pretty cool. I wanted to keep people lined up for it. What's that? Capped out. Waiting. There was the... I mean, our fans were great about that. I mean, see, when I went to RT Ireland, I was like walking up to the event. It was just like it was a line of people around the block

And we were all like this one little bar. I was like were you all these people are gonna get in there That's fucking crazy. Yeah, yeah When achievement until went to New York recently the only place we could think of having on me up was just in the middle of central Park because Any location would have just got flooded with people. I think like 150 people showed up. Yep, it's nuts. That would have like less than a day is notice. Hey, so are you guys, I heard that you guys were going to go to Taiwan.

Are you not going to Taiwan now? I think that's trips. Not happening. Not really. You should go. I heard you not going to go to Taiwan because you don't have time to go. Yes, you do. Busy time for Chi Minh and Taiwan.

How does he be? Just play fallout. He's like playing fallout videos. He's to retire on. How does it get beat? Just play fall last mid. It's like playing fall on videos. They have internet on planes now. You guys playing fall out? Yeah. Yeah, what do you think, guys? Let me read this and I'll talk about that.

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Yeah. Yeah. Trying to expel that to some of the other racers on the amazing race. It's like, it's like, well, there was no YouTube when we started. I'm just talking with them and they're like, so where did you put the video? It's like, we would put it on a computer and at a hosting facility, a co-location facility and we'd host the file ourselves and like, what does that mean? Yeah, it's like like just what to explain that it's like it's like the magic computer. Imagine if you had to build YouTube.

Yeah, that's that's that's pretty much it. You built your own YouTube. We'd encode our videos ourselves, you know, for different versions for different resolutions for people and stuff like that. It's so funny. Like it's like it's just like things you can become so advanced that you just don't understand like the bones behind it. You know what I mean? People will complain, they upload a video and it's like, man, it's been processing for like two hours, it sucks. And then you think, what's it doing?

It's making all these different versions of your video and making them play on all these different browsers. And all you did is press one button. And it'll publish it when you're done. It'll just publish it. Yeah. And it'll publish it like, if it gets some of them done, it'll put those out and then it'll publish it when you're done. It'll just publish it Yeah, and it'll publish it like if it gets some of them done It'll put those out and then I'll add the other ones in later. I was convinced like when computers first started becoming really popular And the internet first started becoming really popular

You just keep popular. That's the oldest thing you've ever said Back in my day, I was convinced that in the this was the early, you know, mid-90s I was convinced in the future everyone would totally understand how computers work and totally understand everything about the internet. And because that's what you have to know, you have to know everything about your computer, you have to know everything about connection internet. And I thought, yeah, in the future,

everyone's gonna know about how all of this stuff works so that when it breaks, they could fix it on their own. And now it's just become a black box. It's basically the opposite. Yeah, it's exactly the opposite. That's a car. Nobody has any idea. Nobody has any idea. Nobody could maintain a car. Well, that's going to get even worse then, I

guess, when we really do, everybody has self-driving car. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. I mean, because early adopters were like huge enthusiasts, right? Yeah. A lot of car companies will just block uses for messing with the engine. That's right. Like my, the guy is the one for his BMW he opened up once And it was just like a big black like lid over the whole thing that you needed like a special key to get into It's like I guess that when you're messing with the engine right that's what they can do a Jol by a BMW one time they had like had the

Governor removed or something had oh the limiter was taken. Yeah, I had the governor removed or something? Oh, the limiter was taken off. Yeah. I hate that. I think it was crazy. I hate that when cars have like a rental car when you rent it and then it like you drive 60 miles an hour and you go a little bit over and you start

digging at you. You ever had that? All you do is try to find a how to like get rid of this sound. Let me get rid of this thing. It's annoying. No. It's annoying to spot. You played a lot full of full?

Dude, I played a lot of full of full. I realized I was really enjoying that game. Loving it. I'm not gonna spoil anything. But the moment you have to start making decisions on who you're gonna side with, I instantly like the game less. Because I was convinced I was just making the wrong decisions. It is true! I was like, should I be making a save here? Should I be saving here?

And then something else would happen, it's like, I'm gonna have to decide on this or this. I'm gonna make another save, just so I can come back and do the other, because I wanna have the best experience. And the fact that all of a sudden I'm playing along quests that are causing me to not have other quests bugs me. Yeah, I'm one of those people, it's like as soon as I get a quest, I try to finish it. And then like, there's this dude that you meet early on who just like throws you quests. I don't know where that guy, like if I see him in the distance I run away.

Yeah, like if you get with an earshot of him he'll just start talking and it'll give you a quest. I wish there was an indicator for quests that are just ongoing. Like like this is a quest they'll be like going at this thing from here. You give it back to them and they'll be like all right now going at this thing from here. It just goes on forever. Yeah, it's just never end. I'm like that was a robot to remember me do that right now. Yeah, but I don't realize until like three quests in.

I'm just like oh I'm just just aer's chase. I'm just not going anywhere But it was like achievements in games where it's like I want to get all the achievements in the game And it's like oh, you know complete the game get this play a couple multiple images or whatever do this Then collect all these things and you're like okay, that's great. And there's always that one achievement. That's like Get an eight by combo in this. And you're like, oh, eight by combo, that sounds fine. And it turns out it's just the hardest thing in the world to do in that game. Like that takes about 75% of your total time of getting all the achievements is just one little thing, which when you read the

description for the achievement, it sounds totally innocuous, but it's like, or it's like, it's like, collect all the trophies. And and it's like there's 8,000 trophies But you don't realize that when you start the process. Yeah, so but I've been loving Fallout 4 This is potentially Potentially I'm not very far into it. I'm like maybe a third of the way through again This is potentially a little spoilery, but I'm gonna avoid doing it So just be warned if you're not playing Fallout 4 yet. There's a thing There's a person that you're trying to find in this and then then you find the person, and they're a little bit different than what you expect.

That seems like that was a non-moment in the game. Like, that would have been a way bigger moment to me, but there was like no reaction to that at all. Like, what do you mean? Well, I just didn't, I saw no reaction to that. I got to that bit, and I was like, Huh? Yeah, but the character's not.

Oh, like, you're not. Yeah, the character has no reaction to that bit and I was like, huh? Yeah, but the character's not. Oh, like you're not. Yeah, the character has no reaction to that whatsoever. I mean, I definitely had a reaction to it. And I totally understood why it was different. I got to that bit and I could not believe that had not been spoiled for me. Oh, really? Yeah.

Did you see Gamerth Rowan C6 coming back in April? Is it? Yeah. That's soon. They released a... Why is that shock? It's an image in every April. Sometimes it? Yeah, that's soon. They released a why is that? an image every April. Sometimes it's March I think. And plus there was some question the way that the HBO line up worked this year that it might get pushed

a little later. So that gets confirmed April. That's that'll be right about the time the amazing race is wrapping up. Oh, so what will be a transition from one one? You're gonna have amazing race night at your house? Yeah. How many episodes is it amazing race? It's 12 total I believe. Yeah. 12 total. Do you think you're in any of them? We got eliminated in the first one so after that. I don't give a shit after that. So hey guys. But I have a question. Pitrate. Why have you been tweeting at me so much? How have I been? Yeah. Oh I have. Yeah. yeah. Why? It's weird, it's creepy, it's creepy. Really?

What's he tweeting you about? I'll tweet and he'll reply. Now, how have you invited him over your house? That's why. We hang out in secret. He feels comfortable. When I was on the road, I was mobile a lot. Like I was an app on my computer.

So I was like, I spent a lot of time on trains or on planes just taking Twitter. So it's like, that's all I could do. It was like, just trying to. What do you do on trains? When I was at Sydney, to get around the city. Oh, we spent a lot of time on a train and amazingly, cell phones work great. It was even when you're on the train in Sydney.

So because a lot of times you go underground and cell phones cut out, but it always worked the whole time. Twitter definitely takes an uptick for me whenever I'm traveling. Yeah. And people started asking me like, why is this tweeting so much? Like what's going on? It was I was just on the road. I went speaking of Sydney Our takes Australia happening in January if you don't have tickets fuck you here too late It'd be amazing We went and we toured the the 2016 venue

Which is the Australia technology park and it's probably the coolest venue I've ever seen for an event They call it the Australia technology park, but I think it was built in the late 1800s when trains were technology So it's got like very a steam punk feel and aesthetic to it. It's a historical Building and they've got like a blacksmith workshop in one area And like this locomotive repair yard bio shock area over there. It's it's really Really an awesome venue. Super cool. But I went to what is now my favorite bar in the world while I was in Sydney.

The Manimar? No. It was, that's in Melbourne, isn't it? It is. Yeah. It's close. This was the place was called Baxter's Inn. And specifically, I think the place was called Baxter's Basement.

So we heard about this from someone that I didn't interview with. I did a bunch of press while I was down there. Like you got to go check out Baxter's basement. Okay. So it's Sydney. Yeah. I may have been there. Yeah, we go down in Allie and then we go. Yeah, I'll get there. Okay. So they give me the address. I'm like, all right, so I get a new room. Like I'm going to this street and Uber drops me off and like everything on the street is turned off. It's like nighttime and there's no lights on. I don't know what his bar is and I'm walking.

I'm like there's nothing here and there's an alley, like you said, and you walk down the alley and the alley forks, it's like a theater section. You can turn left or you can turn right. It's like well I see some people to the left, so I walked over there and it was like, is this you know, backstories basement? I'm looking for the backstories in.

And this guy with the thickest French accent in the world is like, no, this is the barber shop. I was like, is this, you know, backstories basement? I'm looking for the backstories in. And this guy with the thickest French accent in the world is like, no, this is the barber shop. I was like, oh, okay. So I got to turn around and walk out like, well, I'll walk down the other side of the alley and there's nothing there. There's just a door and you open that door and then there's like some stairs that go down.

You walk down the stairs and there's a sign that's like, please be respectful of our neighbors and make no noise after 10 p.m. All right, so I try that door and you open it and it's like this basement bar that has the Best coolest selection of whiskey. I've ever seen in the world They have like this. Oh, that's it. How did you find yeah, they're that boy there in the middle with all the different Lickers they have in the different prices and

They have whiskies. I've never like I never heard of but I've never seen before. Who took you there? Like I said I was heard about it for someone I didn't agree with. And like whiskeys that I've wanted to try and I've never seen anywhere. So I ordered one and so that you saw the big setup they have with all the different drinks. They have a separate safe with all of the different like all of the really high end whis. There's more than one kind of whiskey. Yes, I though it was just red delicious. Me also. I've been going to open up the safe and they bring the stuff out. So I got the grisky.

I tried to make the best. I tried the Papi Van Winkle, which was fucking amazing, but they had, I forget what it was. I think it was down more constellation. It was a Scotch, and if you ordered it, it was $740. For what? For what? For one poor. For what? That is shot, basically. Yeah.

$740. Oh, how? How did that trick that? $740. The Pepe Van Winkle I had was $80 for the dream. Now, that is the kind of thing, like, Gus. That Alan would have ordered.

Gus doesn't have a thing. Gus is like, you don't spend money on any like any particular thing like some guys are like car people You know somebody you're not even I don't really really think of you as being a gadget guy I buy a lot of stupid gadget stuff But occasionally you will do like high-end stuff like that's what you'll do like that's the kind of thing if like you had spent $750 on a glass of whiskey That's a kind of thing I can say you're buying are you buying the experience there too, aren't you? Like you bought the lemur for coffee.

Oh yeah, that was great. Yeah, it's a bit. It's a bit coffee and that's like $80 a pound. Oh, it's more than that. Yeah, I was like $80 for like a little, $300 a pound. By the way, totally worth the hype. So good.

Yeah, totally worth the hype. Well, I really thought about trying that $704, I just could not bring myself to pay that. I was like, there's no way I'm not drunk enough. And then when you're drunk, you don't appreciate it. So yeah, I got you like time I've ever had Johnny Walker blue. Is it a bar because I think it's like, what is it like? It's like a hundred bucks a shot or so. It's like $400 a bottle. Yeah. But it's like a like, so you can get a glass of it for like 40. So you know, a bar those whiskeys like if you had a coat to them, would

they be like, yeah, they probably would not be happy about that. So when I ordered the Pappy Van Winkle, the bartender was like, it was like very, very happy. He gave you a Pappy Van Wink. Yeah. Do you remember? We've been at the water as well. Debuting season two of Red versus Blueback in 2004, like January of 2004. And we went to New York for the Lincoln Center. Graham put us in the Lincoln Center to show it and Gavin you were there for that right. I was at the 2005 one. Okay.

And we went to that. Remember we went to that hotel bar. I believe it was the Hudson in Manhattan. I do remember that. And we got drinks and they were $25 each and we were all mortified. I like. What was that? I remember I ordered that drink and I had pulled out a 20 to pay for it. $25 each and we were all mortified. I was like, yeah, I remember I ordered that drink

and I pulled out a 20 to pay for it. I ordered like a vodka tonic. And they had to be like $25 and I was like, oh, like I had to reach back into my wallet. Yeah, the sex in the city. Yeah, well, that was it. It was like, I'll underlit like the lighting came from the floor.

Yeah, it was not flat triangle to be like. No, it was horrible. It was like neck and the lighting was all green yeah there's something yeah and like that was the whole place was weird there was like a down tree in the middle of my recall correctly it was so bizarre but it was I remember thinking $25 for a drink that is that's literally insane I was just like I couldn't believe that and it's like since then's like, I think I paid $25 for drinks at other places since then, you know, and it's just like, now it's like, but common thing.

No, man, no, not for a special occasion. And it was like, it was well drinks, right? For $25. It wasn't that. Perfect price of a drink. $8. $8, no, like month, three bucks for a drink. Three bucks for like a jack-and-cope for three bucks.

Did you drink a lot at the party? I think I had four. I'm ever since I moved out from Jeff's giant light weight now. I got drunk off. Oh my god, it's such a light weight drink. A drink and a half? I'm done. It's great though, isn't it?

It's cheap, yeah. Yeah. But I always know when it's like this is when I stop drinking. I hadn't had much to drink all last week and then at the party. I didn't have a lot at the time. Did you get it hot? I didn't really know. I mean, it's like I didn't have a lot that you hit a hot. I'd not really know. I mean, it's like I didn't have that much but but the next day I couldn't really remember what had happened

and I felt that I had that kind of sickening feeling like I I must have said something wrong. Yeah. Jim and Boy you said to me in the alley? Are you being serious right now? No. Were we in an alley together? You didn't be all happy then we. I just so. Are you being serious right now? Were we in an alley together? You gave me old happy-to-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be- guys you know I think that they had a very streamlined production that really good questions and it was fun it was fun afterwards we just hung out for a bit like to shoot the shit.

Yeah we went, yeah did good game we did scene ad. And hex is going to be the keynote speaker for, yeah, for, yeah, it's going to be speaking. RTX Australia. So that'll be awesome. I lied earlier there are still some Sunday passes. So if you want to go on Sunday, we'll still be there and we'll be having fun. Was that the shortest period of time you've ever been in Australia?

Yeah. It was less than five days, like four and a half. Are you guys going to be there for a little bit during this? Because laser teams coming out, so it's kind of like for during our chase I'll show you. So it's like they're in back really quickly. Yeah. Yeah. So it's going to be it's going to be it's going to be it's going to be we're doing it. We're doing a Australian premiere there as well on Friday night, which is the 22nd. I can't wait to get on this plane. Like 14 hours.

I mean, actually not gonna be like, it's like nothing. It's like, you'll be out of practice by then. No, I don't know, man. It was like, it was pretty serious. I just wish that one of the rules with the races, you can't, I think it's okay to talk about this. You can't use any of your existing perks for an advantage. So you can't get the miles for your flight, So you can't, you can't get the miles for your flight

because you can't, you can't like tell anybody your frequent flyer number. That's awful. We're waste. It's a reason not to do it right there. Some people I think are like, we're saving up their information so the afterwards they can do it, you know what I mean? But yeah, if there was anything that would give you an advantage

like you could get early boarding or prefer to seating. If you plan them, you just have to board with everyone else. Yeah, the plebs or talk your way, talk your way into it, which you can do. So yeah, yeah, you learn a lot about traveling. So a wink on a budget. Get on first. So that's pain in the ass, you have to go back

and try to retroactively claim your miles because lots of times they'll ask for like the ticket number. The ticket number. You have to save all your stuff. That's not any of the emails. That's on that short piece of cod board that you got. That's why I want to do it. You make it hard.

I hate that when I go to a kiosk and they ask like, I have 50,000 numbers on a piece of paper and the one they want is the one I don't have. Like we need your confirmation code. It's like, I have a reservation number and I have a ticket number and I have a flight number, but I don't have a confirmation code. We don't know what any of that is. It's like there's only I have a reservation number and I have a ticket number and I have a flight number, but I don't have a confirmation. We don't know what any of that is. It's like there's only so many people on the plane. With this information, you can figure it out, right?

I'd say how many people on the plane have my last name? What are the chances? There's maybe 150, 200 people on this plane, but no, it's like, we need all this specific information. They make it more difficult than they need to, for sure. Well, it's about time, too. It's about time for you. To wrap up.

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