Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Biggest Pancake Ever - #534
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Hey, pancakes.
I'm Gus.
I'm Gavin.
I'm Pancake.
I'm Bernie.
And I'm Gus.
Pancakes did not sponsor this podcast.
Some people, right, last week, thought we'd forgotten.
Yeah.
Between say anything, that's why.
It's the most important day of the year.
No, we just didn't mention it last week.
Do you make sure you're in town for sure of Tuesday?
Yeah.
For this podcast.
Yeah.
Also, we're running this channel,
it's come of all week, where people are upset
with us for not marketing enough.
Gus, I saw you got involved with it.
I'm so over it.
I'm so over it.
I'm so over it.
It's just no happy.
There's no perfect amount of marketing.
There's a lot.
Anything.
In particular, this was a discussion,
I think around RVB, the new season that's coming out,
that there wasn't enough marketing for it, you know,
which I guess that means we didn't.
And other shows that have too much marketing.
Right, we didn't market it to the point where everyone,
I think you said this to where you're completely sick.
Cause that person had told me previously
that we're really sick about some other stuff we were marketing.
Oh, God, you can't even watch Jen Locke this Saturday
is the last episode by the way, coincidentally.
Barbara and I have a thing to,
oh, my burbumpin' mics.
Sorry, never happens I swear.
Take me to dinner first.
This is dinner.
Yeah, it is dinner.
Yeah, it's great.
We also have chicken sandwich,
is that Barb's the only person I saw
that hated chicken sandwich.
I regret it now because I should have saved
the chicken for chicken and pancakes.
Who wants pancake first?
What do you want in it?
Over there.
Chicken and pancakes?
Who wants chocolate chips?
Because you pose with the chocolate chips
and you were sure.
I actually, I'm good on the chocolate chips.
I kinda want some strawberries.
Do you want to end the pancake or on top?
On top.
On top of the pancake, there you go.
You can just cook it normally. Well, if no one's else can say anything, I'm gonna have some chocolate chips. you want to end the pancake or on top on top? On top of the pancake. Yeah, you can just cook it normally.
You know, if no one's ill, it's gonna say anything. I'm gonna have some chocolate chips. Oh, yeah, get in there.
So we actually have a big group of people
Pancake cam. Look at that. Look at we evolved so far. Look at that. I feel like I got a gig my distribution much better than what it was
That's crap. It's terrible. That looks like a serious area right here.
Yeah, until you can't see pancake. They're done. That is a trust. It's not. That looks like a- Look at this area right here. It's like this way. I mean, I have more. I had more, yeah, until you can't see pancake.
Mega.
What are you doing?
That is a trope.
It's not too much.
You don't know what's too much.
It's like a roach.
It's like a roach.
It's like a roach.
It's like a roach.
It's like a roach.
It's like a roach.
It's like a roach.
It's like a roach.
It's like a roach.
It's like a roach.
It's like a roach.
It's like a roach.
It's like a roach.
It's like a roach.
It's like a roach.
It's like a roach. It's like a roach. It's like a roach. It's like a cute cuteness. This condition is pretty cute. So, actually, now we're talking about whether or not
cats lose their teeth.
I don't know how this conversation came up.
The cats lose their teeth.
And so, how come you don't see cats like you see
kindergarteners who have missing their teeth?
Like, where are they missing fangs?
Does it like push the other one down instantly
and come in right away?
Is there a word for any Englishman or is it just gap tooth?
I think just gap. Okay.
That's a healthy.
That was a clunk gap.
Spanish is a word for that.
What's that?
When someone's missing their teeth like that you call them chimuela or chimuelo.
When they're missing teeth?
Yeah, when they're like when they're a little kid who's lost their teeth.
What is that? Am I right, right Patrick?
Yeah. What does that translate to?
It's like it's like it's a little kid who's missing their teeth.
I don't know.
I don't know what the plural translate to.
It translates to chumuelo.
Yeah.
Hey, Byr, I'm gonna let you strawberry this of yourself.
Thanks, White.
I'm terrible.
Did I ever tell you about my friend who,
when we went to Taco Bell and they had the chillichis burrito
that used to call it the chito?
Intraco.
They used to call it the chelito.
Oh, that was the Taco Bell version of it.
You're gonna keep us in suspense here.
What's the most just condition?
Let me finish this on the official screen here.
Oh my God.
His condition is not going away.
It's permanent apparently.
He's fine by the way.
He'll be fine.
That gamyed up that spatula again.
That's right away.
That's why I had that first pancake.
I got a lot of chocolate chip on that.
Let's go down here.
Banana, too.
So my friend, he would never eat the chelito
because when he was a kid, his parents called his dick.
A cheeto.
That's what they would call it.
So it always made a man.
Like when you're the top and the kids,
they're like, watch your cheeto.
You know?
So he was always like, ugh, whatever.
You know, not only is it, you know, you're eating dick,
it's a little kid dick.
So to him, it was like, hey, welcome.
I just drove Tuesday, everybody.
Did you see the Michael Jackson documentary?
Oh my God, no.
I'll go get you another tangent.
We'll never get back from it.
I guess they played the aired part one of it last night on HBO,
leaving Neverland.
Yeah.
Very graphic talk about a little kid dick.
What do you mean?
Was he a monster piece shit?
Who was doing this?
I feel like this is a bad time to ask for forks. Why? Have we forgot the that's my bad. Do we have forks? Oh,
conversation. Where? They're in the cup. Oh, they're in the cup in the glass. Oh my god.
Right in front of them. Oh, they're metal ones. Look at us. You know, Vance. I think that's why I couldn't
want. I was expecting. Oh, chucky chips.
That's about it, really, in it. No, okay.
You want this one?
The one that has too many.
Yes, you do.
The one I just made is it or sitting out.
Yeah, I'll have it.
Yeah, it's massive.
How about you?
What do you want?
Uh, take chock chip and banana, please.
Chock chip and banana in the bank.
Paper on the syrup.
Okay.
Uh, but yeah, I don't know yet.
It depends, uh, who you believe, depends who you believe I guess about about that documentary
How many people did they interview for that this documentary is focus is specifically on two people
Can we get pancake camp there it is it's looking good
There's some syrup over there and some of this
The apex legend shotgun pellet indicator
Yes, that's why you have to go.
What's going on with Mosh?
Okay, so here's the deal.
So, so we were wondering how can we never see a cap
with a gap to smile?
And, uh, because, and, you know, Mosh is a kitten and he doesn't have that.
For some reason, we were checking out his teeth.
I don't know if it was related to the conversation or what,
or maybe it was like some kind of serendipity.
Uh, he has what's called, uh, retained disc, what do you want?
I was showing the pancake.
Oh, you want a pancake batter on top of that.
Uh, he has what's called retained deciduous teeth.
So his new, like adult things are growing in and apparently the way this works in cats,
I've learned a lot the last few days, the last 24 hours.
Uh, cats are teeth growing and they grow in right,
just like Barb said,
they go basically into their baby teeth,
and then poke out as like a hollow shell.
That's crazy.
Can I give her a cat when it claws something?
And the claw comes off?
Yeah, and the claw just comes off.
I found a sharpener claw.
I found Columbus.
It's like a full claw.
What?
I found Columbus old baby teeth.
Do you have you?
Yeah, just sitting around with like fangs
or just like the little teeth. I found Benjamin's baby teeth. Do you have you? Yeah, just sitting around with like fangs or just like the little teeth.
I found Benjamin's and Oswald's.
Yep.
So, I'm a little cooked.
So, nice.
I'm going to get that every time.
Oh, it's good.
So, Munch has two sets of fangs now.
And like one is, we're hoping it's not the adult one to help in his baby ones.
One of them is like at a funny kind of goofy angle.
So he's like,
when he says,
let's say, can I stupid smile?
So he's going to the vet tomorrow
to get his teeth pulled.
We've found it really fast, which is a good problem.
You can't just wait for it to fall off.
We don't have it.
We just, but you know,
we pay such close attention.
This cat, we don't know if he's like at a normal stage of this,
but everything we're reading saying is saying if he's got uh retained deciduous
teeth what are we looking at now this is the photo this isn't what it looks like
maybe I can actually set a photo that's not much that's definitely not mush that
was a reference photo I saw online too God this is so delicious it's delicious
why do people's favorite podcast is one way we just eat I think it's like
mukbang.
People like it's popular.
All right.
Protesters want to make it.
Speaking of mukbang is on here.
I, uh, I watched a documentary on PBS the other week about live streaming in
China.
I don't know if you all saw that.
And what was it called?
It was called a Pueles Republic of Desire.
Oh, and it was interesting.
They followed a couple of streamers, streamers who stream on this really popular platform
and trying to call YY. And the whole thing just seems like it all seems almost criminal to me.
The way that they described it. So it's like you have, for example, a live streamer. Like let's say
Gavin is a live streamer and you're racist. Gavin is a live streamer in China. You're racist. Gavin is a live streamer and they have this yearly competition where, however, like most
streamers make their money in this one month.
It's like, if you win that competition, you get the most views, you won the most money,
but in order to win the competition, you people need to tip to you, but you can only win
if you have an agent.
And the agents are the people who contribute most of the money to you, but then you end up
paying them that money back.
But it's like, in the end, it's promoting the platform.
So it seems to me almost like,
they never make this connection,
they never say this is the case,
but it seems to me almost like the agents work
for the platform using money to funnel it into the streamers
who then have to pay it back
to make it look like they're making more money
than they really make.
It was all really weird and shady.
That sounds really interesting.
That's gonna be all strange.
There's always billionaires now in China.
I have to admit, I don't understand
the economic system in China.
Are they communist?
There's limited capitalism.
There's limited, what does that mean limited capital?
It sounds like what you're striving is
Twitch with limited capitalism.
It's market control.
Like their currency is not market based.
It's government manipulated.
So anytime there's currency fluctuations, it's government regulating whether or not the currency's going market-based. It's government manipulated. So anytime there's currency fluctuations,
it's government regulating whether or not
the currency is going up or down.
It's a pegged valley.
So that's really not free market.
But you can still go on open businesses
and conduct trade on private business.
Clearly, right?
Okay.
And in fact, this platform, why-why,
they're publicly traded.
And I think they even said they're publicly traded, and I think they even said
they're publicly traded on Nasdaq as well.
So it was all really, it was really fascinating.
And-
So invest now as a place.
They follow these people's troubles,
or not troubles, struggles for like over a year.
It's like they follow one female streamer
and one male streamer, and just like all the shit
they have to go through.
So this is a documentary?
Yeah, it's really, really interesting.
It's an independent lens on PBS.
I highly recommend it.
It was super interesting. And I assume let on PBS. I highly recommend it. It was super.
And I assume let's talk about little kids' penises.
Let's talk about those good penises.
I wish the documentary this weekend called Behind the Curve.
You guys heard about this?
It's a documentary about people who
believe in the flat earth theory.
Oh, God.
I kind of think that's one of those things
we talked about last week, I think when you were not,
maybe it was the one that you were not,
but we're talking about how people who are employed
by Facebook to debunk stuff now then start to believe
in it themselves.
And I think that's like the flat earth thing.
I think people start to do it ironically
and then they just kind of sucked in.
Should we all try and do it?
Is that what was the talk about?
I wasn't trying to convince the audience that it was true,
but more following the people who do believe this theory
and how it all came to kind of grow into this.
What are we hiding?
Like what's the government trying to hide from people?
I do.
Right, what's the motivation behind the fact that Earth's
like I get the moon landing?
Yeah.
It goes we're trying to, you know,
beat everyone else on the planet to the moon.
There's, what's the motivation for the Earth's flat?
So what do people think is happening
when you fly to different places
and eventually end up back where you start?
You know, the thing that you just fly
from one side to the other,
they don't think that you go around the globe.
Now, you like go in a circle, not in a sphere.
Yeah.
But if you never turn left or right, how do you explain that?
You never turn left or right. Like you explain that? You never turn left or right like imagine I played a horse around the earth and there was net there was no turns involved
Oh around nobody tells that right?
You're saying a situation that never happens to anybody
But no one gets on a plane says I want to fly around the world
They fly two of plays and back from place you could do that on a disc
We could have flown around the world
Yeah, but you have to follow up for India and stuff.
Yeah, but I also, it's like, I'm not flying the plane, right?
So the pilot are getting on it.
We know how to want to get everyone's in on it.
The funny thing about the documentary is that they disprove their
theory multiple times.
Oh, that's the documentary.
Keep reading about this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they're just like, on a strange.
And then they're like, well, I guess another thing, I watched a real sports segment actually, about these two guys who were in competition.
They both wanted to be the first people ever to walk across Antarctica, see to see without
any support, that they carry all of their own supplies, and there was like a thousand
mile trek.
You always tell stories and they get hung up on the way you pronounce stuff wrong.
What I pronounce wrong.
Antarctica?
Antarctica.
Antarctica.
Antarctica. Antarctica. Antarctica.
Antarctica.
Antarctica.
Antarctica.
Yeah.
It's all you're saying, Antarctica, somewhere in the world.
Antarctica.
I would say Antarctica.
Yeah.
Antarctica.
What's that?
Antarctica.
How do you say it?
Antarctica.
That's wrong.
There's a T in there.
His how I say it.
Look, the word Arctic is in there, right? So is the word ant. Right. Ant
Arctic. You didn't say the tea the last time you said an Arctic.
And Arctic. What was the point? You said it different every time.
You're saying Antarctica. Antarctica. Antarctica. That would be the tea in the
first salalable. Antarctica. What? Yeah.
And Antarctica. And what's the one in the North? North Pole dummy
Anyway, they had to walk across and tarp tikka and tarp tikka only with their own supplies without anybody helping it
They have to take a spaceship to and tarp tikka, you guys it was two guys and ended up the one who ended up doing it
The fastest I think it took him 50 days. We they weren't together. No, they were walking they were doing it separately from each other
That's so weird. I was like you kept in Marvel were doing it separately from each other. That's so weird. That's like two Captain Marvel movies coming out
at the same time.
That's fucking weird.
What timing?
High five in the middle.
They started out the same side, a couple miles from each other.
And I guess like, it's just so out of the way that,
dude, I want to see that documentary about those
bit of rivalry between these two fucking dorks
that nobody cares about, sorry.
It was really interesting.
You had to carry, when they started the trip,
they had to carry 400 pounds of supplies with them.
Oh, how? As a general split? They put it on a slit. Well, that's what they had to carry 400 pounds of supplies with them. As a general split.
They put it on a slit.
Well, that's what they needed to get across.
Yeah.
And you all aren't taking me seriously,
but it was super fucking interesting.
Well, I would quote, I think why not?
Seriously, I also watched the documentary this last weekend.
I watched the documentary on the Fire Festival.
Which one?
I watched the Netflix one.
I watched the Netflix one.
What's the life living two months in the past?
Is it interesting back there?
I'm really curious about the thing
we already talked about before.
That's our time on EarthGus.
You're on Antarctica.
But it was, I had heard so much about it
and then this flat earth thing where you hear
that they just proved their own theory to it.
The one thing I kept hearing about the Fire Festival
was the interview with this one dude
where they had something like four tankers filled with
Evian water.
I don't know why they specifically called out the sponsor
after the thing fell apart.
Oh, the suck job part.
Yeah, and it was held up by customs.
And they were three days before the festival basically,
they knew it wasn't gonna happen.
And there's this guy who's, to me,
the best part of the documentary.
Such a genuine honest dude. And he said said the guy Billy came to him and said,
Hey, we need you to take one for the team. I think his name is Andy. Andy,
we need you to go down and suck this custom's guys dick. And he like talks about going home,
taking a shower, drinking mouthwash is a way he said it, you know, but he's telling
the story. And he goes down there, It fully prepared to suck this dude's dick and that's that's
In order to write off like $35,000 worth of custom charges 175
I don't think what was it. Yeah, but this is not like metaphorically speaking. This is actual
In his mouth. I want I want to know what a hundred thirty five thousand dollar blowjob is
Yeah, I also would like to meet the person who could give
$175,000.
Jessica, do you want a man that station over there?
You guys want to like, get that one going?
Anybody?
Oh, big, oh, big guy.
Yeah.
Just put the griddle on high.
That's my recommendation.
I like how she came for pancakes and this.
I mean, I'm just gonna keep making pancakes.
Did you ask her to cook?
Because she's the only woman over there?
No, because she literally just walked in.
I saw her. Also, if you want my, Oh, it's hot because she's the only woman over there? No, because she literally just walked in. I saw her.
Also, if you want my, Oh, it's hot.
It's just my man is just asking Jessica.
I don't think people get to see Jessica in here.
Where's one of my fucking John and Blaine to go up there?
No way.
She was sick of those motherfuckers.
Oh, that wouldn't be.
Anybody else make a cake?
You don't want to try?
You know what I want to try?
Hey, Blaine, can you bring me one of those fried chicken sandwiches?
I'm going to make like a chicken and waffle thing.
How much water do you put into your burning?
You put the whole cup in.
The whole cup?
They measure it for you. They're professional, though.
Thank you.
You've been doing it for fucking seven years.
Really nice.
They'd carry 400 pounds of water across and talk to us.
They bring it to us.
No, no, talk more about fire festival.
We're all really curious.
You know I know fire festival.
If there's a tea in a wood.
Too far to the front.
You just miss it.
You know how to talk? Because you put ours in everything.
That's British person.
That's true.
Sorry.
Sorry, it's just like that.
We all have constant problems.
I still can't get over the fact that I thought you were saying
the word ass for the entirety of me knowing you,
but you're just saying arse.
Y'all, arse.
Arse, yeah.
I'm not, yeah.
Can you hand me those,
otherwise I'd be pronouncing it ass.
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ago on the podcast. That could, if you poured a liquid into it, it would tell you exactly what
was in the cup. That was the pitch document that they put on there. We sued Oak crowdfunding.
We never got the Vessel. And we talked about it for four, five years. I think on the video,
I posted this, someone made it was like 1100 days since the order.
Really?
Because I bought it one year for Gavin for Christmas.
And every year then I would just get updates
as to why this cup wasn't coming out.
At what point do you get refunded?
Never.
They offered to send me a compen-
compen-sentory?
Compensatory?
Gus, help me.
How do you spell that?
Antarctica.
Compen-statory. I like that I mispronounce pronounced as spell. It's in Tori, Compassitori. Gus, help me, how do you spell that? And Tartica.
Compensitori. I like that I mispronounce as Spell.
How do you spell that for me?
But that's not good.
Right, chicken.
All right, here's a question for you.
And pancakes.
I tried pancake and fried chicken for most chicken sandwich.
It's not at all like chickens.
Is a pancake just a flat waffle?
I say no because the waffles also got the crispy ridges.
Like the texture makes it different.
That's just the way it's cooked.
But there's something about the texture.
It's a bit of mouth feel.
It's the same batter.
It's the same batter.
Yeah, at some point,
we're actually gonna have proper pancakes like crepes
in for pancakes Tuesday.
Because that's what people actually have instead of this.
What does that?
You've been asking for that for seven years now. What does that mean? You've been asking for that for seven years, Sam.
What does that mean?
Why don't you fucking go out and get one of those
godless crepe making things and fucking bring it to the podcast?
If you can go to have it loose,
you're an American pancake.
You're rolling, you put lemon in it.
But lemon in a pancake, what's the fuck's wrong with it?
Lemon juice, squeeze lemon in it.
Maybe we should go.
Oh, sorry, Gavin got real excited over the crepe. That's a How would things go? Oh, yep.
Oh.
Sorry, Gavin got real excited over the crate.
That's a great, that's a great, that's a great,
that's what I think.
That's what you eat on pancakes.
That's not a pancake.
No, you don't because if you ate a fucking French food,
you'd be celebrating Marty Raw.
So go fuck yourself.
This is pancake Tuesday.
You eat a fucking pancake.
Shrove Tuesday.
What's wrong with you?
I thank you.
So what do you eat, Troll?
What does Troll mean?
Have we talked about that before?
Probably seven times.
So over there, we have Jessica and John
is playing the background.
And there's Andrew who refuses to introduce himself.
Anyway, he was on an episode of Game Time with us.
And that was like the number one comment
was why doesn't this guy introduce himself?
He's also the guy that everyone thinks is you
in every arty like they are.
We don't, we're not trying to push that narrative though.
No, we're trying to get as far away.
You even grew that stupid mustache.
Can you guess, can you guess the temperature?
I'm so excited to look at it.
Yeah, it looks like a dress for some more of it.
Do you think this is the last cold day of the year?
I think it's the last cold week of the year.
It's three degrees today.
It's pretty cold, it's pretty brutal.
It's no-one in dark.
It's so cold.
There's no problem.
There's no problem.
There's no problem with this, I'm just discovering now.
Couldn't figure out what was wrong with this fried chicken sandwich.
On pancake, I thought clearly it's the waffle that separates it.
Yeah.
Is this chicken?
That's the pickle.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You're so good.
Pickle really throws it off, man. is it because it's seeped into the
Yeah, the pickles gone, but they're still the like pickle juice in there. Yeah, like the ode to pickle
It's in there. Gavin would you like to make me a pancake?
Oh here we go. You got to go to the clip. I didn't put whipped cream on mine. I want to warn everybody
I went off to it happens to all of us
Sorry, I want to warn everybody for today's post. Oh, I went off to a... It happens to all of us in the show.
Sorry.
I wanna warn everybody for today's post show,
John and I just saw Captain Marvel.
And we're not supposed to tell you
until later this week, how much we like the movie.
We can do social right now.
So we can do posts on,
or we can do the post show
because we'll come out to later.
We can do social, we just have like,
maybe a little...
We can do social, we can do social.
All right, I've never given my opinion of how much I like that movie.
Yeah, it's not that.
Paper towels.
Paper towels for pub.
It's so much.
It's been nothing to the point.
Why did I even get my makeup done today?
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Tala pisado en el video, porque ha sido perfecto.
I wore the Mianny's songs.
And I was getting dressed in a hurry,
because I had to come film an episode of Always Open at the Studio.
And right before we were about to start,
I had to run to the bathroom.
And I pulled out my pants
and I realized that I'm wearing my thong backwards.
Okay.
And if you don't know how the way a thong works,
it's very thin in the back and thicker in the front.
We're called T-backs sometimes.
So I guess I didn't really feel it,
but the thin part was kinda like like splitting my vaginal lips.
Go ahead.
But...
But did you end up cover for your butt?
But I had to, yeah, I had to run back to film the podcast,
so I didn't have time to like take my boots off,
take my jeans off, switch my underwear around.
So I did the entire episode of Always Open
with my thong backwards.
It would have been quicker just to cut them off.
Like, yeah, probably.
How did you not feel it in your canal?
I just thought I had like a wedgie in my canal.
I just thought I had a wedgie the whole morning.
Canal Street, that ties back to Martin.
Right.
So just comfortable backwards.
But I got to think of though about this combinations weekend of while you were over there prepping
Andrew, John and Jessica for pancake making.
How's it going over there guys?
Going over making pancakes.
Who's in charge?
Me.
John, you're in charge?
Yeah.
Why?
I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna go get it.
I'm gonna see if I can feel a pan.
I'm chef.
I made my own pancakes.
Let's be clear. I got some light words there. I was making my gym. I'm a chef. I'm a chef. I made my own pancakes.
Let's be clear.
Okay, guys, why are there so many things?
I'm gonna have the whole vessel cups thing came up
this weekend as well, and it's just long-sanity thing,
and it's just constantly reminding me of just,
never back.
So many people are just throwing shit out there saying,
give us money for this, and then just not,
not ever fucking doing the thing.
So what did you say?
We should do it.
It's just like, it's crazy to me.
I guess what I'm saying from this Gavin is,
I gotta learn to not beat myself up so much.
When I know I put in all the effort,
do a lot of groundwork, do a lot of research,
do diligence before we decide
you did attempt something years of research
and you spoke to multiple people who had done them before.
Yeah, to learn.
Yeah, and it's crazy.
Other people are just like,
oh, this is a thing, Let's just go do it.
I think we should do face.
You think festival?
Let's do it.
Fake kick start.
We'll do one.
Yeah?
Just upfront say we're not going to deliver another.
Do you do more?
I think Blaine's front of me pro-pattern.
Protein powder.
Yeah.
Oh, look at that.
That's a smart man.
No, is it?
No, it's good.
There's no way it's going to work.
It's got a whole experiment.
It's hard.
Protein, it's totally a thing. Yeah way it's gonna work. It's got a whole experiment. It's hard. I think it'll work.
It's totally a thing.
Yeah, but normally they pre-mix it.
You don't put fucking, what is this, Biff Quick?
Why, wait, wait, look at you.
What are you part of the machine hail corporate?
Look, it's a simple, yeah, go, Blaine.
That's how you do it.
Dude, dude, the other way, George.
That'll make it.
Oh, yeah.
I think you're a brother to me.
But, uh, everyone gets that same joke.
Every way everyone does, yeah.
We stop making that joke, I think,
I'm the first couple ones, because there's too many gifts
for our repetitive stretching.
There's an entire sub-run
that dedicated to me doing terrible things
with pancake batter.
I believe it's R-slush sex pancakes.
Oh, yeah, for about that.
Yeah.
I actually checked that today in preparation for this podcast. And that's how I realized this was a seven
month. Yeah, seven.
It's crazy. Well, it's been six years since the first, but this is the seventh one. If we did it, we started in 23rd, because I remember I brought it up in 2012, and no one
believed me. And then we did it. 2013. What I say, this is our fifth one here at at stage five I like how we went all the way from not believing you Gavin that it existed to celebrate into now telling you how you do it wrong
The budget on these is gonna be get out of these days well
I think last year was probably the highest budget. We had that 3d printer. Oh
Should we give that the 3d printer update?
People in case people were wondering what happened to pancake bot. Oh, should we give that the 3D printer update? Well, it case people were wondering what happened to Pancake Boss.
Oh, no. Oh, God.
Oh, what happened?
Did we call it?
2018 to 2018.
Pancake Boss did not last.
What did it?
Hey, guys, this is a funny bit, but that bin is only for paper and cardboard products.
I don't know if you know that or not.
You can't recycle a bot.
There's no.
I got these two, I got these two,
I got it for the flamethrower.
It's a, I have two sides.
I got the butane, which is the long blue one
that goes on the stupid Elon Musk flamethrower.
And then I got the greener ones that are fatter
for like camping stoves.
You can't really turn those in anywhere.
You can buy them at hardware stores or like at athletic stores, but you can't turn the
canisters back in at those places.
Yeah, what do you do with them?
I go to a special place in the city to turn them in.
So I have like five or six of these different canisters of different sizes that are just
rattling around in my trunk.
What have you used them for?
Flamethrower? Flamethrower and camping.
Yeah, right.
I have a propane tank that I use for my grill at home,
and I took it to get refilled last week of the week before,
and they inspect it when they're gonna refill it.
The woman is expecting it,
and said, oh, we can't refill this one anymore.
I said, why?
She goes, it's past certification date.
Yeah, like a scuba tank.
I was like, really? She goes, yeah, I did expire like Yeah. Like a scuba tank. I was like, really?
She goes, yeah, I did expire like a year ago.
So like, really?
What would happen if they did feel it?
I think it's like, they just,
this, the seals may be old or you,
you can't guarantee it'll last after a certain amount of time.
So it's like, they have to get it recertified.
She's like, you can go get it recertified.
I was like, yeah, I'm not doing that.
So I just took it back to like another exchange place.
And I was like, I just want to exchange this.
They told me I was not certified anymore.
All right.
I still remember how terrified I was with the stake off.
You guys had like an open flame near that propane tank.
Oh yeah.
And I was like, if this thing gets close, like,
I don't wanna, yeah, I probably do.
Well, I mean, there's always gonna be a flame near a propane tank.
That's the purpose of a propane tank, right?
And we, you could take the propane tank
and like hold it over the flame.
You could do that. I'm and hold it over the flame.
You could do that, I'm not doing that. I'd be in Barb's camp at that moment.
I'd be like, I'm gonna stand over here while you do that.
But you can keep it near it, that's okay.
I'd say nothing, I used the camping ones for.
Oh, we see it.
And also the blue butane, I don't know the butane.
They're probably the smallest.
I was like, when I, I see blue, I don't know why.
I think it's blue butane.
What's the difference between prop and but and but I think butane is a
I think it's just different chemical makeup. I don't know when I feel my butane light resistance like liquid comes out
I feel like that doesn't happen with protein. Can we get a handkill on the phone? Yeah, possible. I don't know
I should just say simply I don't know because I don't know the difference in butane and protein pancakes coming out
It's your going on. Why are they red?
Hey, Trevor. Hey,
guys, what's up, bet Trevor? Get the fuck out of there.
But the butane one I have because I learned this lesson,
when we were on laser team, all the stunt guys with the VFX guys had this,
like there was a whole scene that we cut where we had these, we escape on a gurney at one point
and Colton Don is pushing us with his speedboots.
Did we cut that?
We cut the scene where we showed up somewhere else
and there was the trail of flames
from where we had left our path
when we were running so fast on this gurney.
But they had to light the parking lot of this place
where we went, which was a convenience store.
It's a cut scene from the movie.
Probably the most expensive scene
and also the only scene where I got hurt
and my stunt man got hurt.
So.
And they cut it.
And one of the only ones were Gavin
who used the Phantom camera and the whole thing.
For some reason.
No, I didn't use it.
Oh right, because we lost one of the shots.
That's why I got hurt.
You wouldn't have lost that shot.
I got hurt.
Because we lost one shot and had to do it again.
But that's some precision placement, right there.
The, it looks like a peanut or cookie.
Are you doing a penis?
Is that the protein one?
Because it looks gross.
Could I make a pancake for Trevor?
The pancake looks super flat.
I'm a little like, not burpee, but I'm like,
I'm like, this is a little, what is that?
Could I make one for Trevor?
Please do.
Can you mix it some, some mix? What I make one for Trevor? Please do. Keep makes it some mix.
What I learned on the set of laser team,
and I don't know why I never thought about it before,
is you can get just for one of those either camp,
gas canisters or the blue ones,
I think they're designed for the blue ones.
You just get like a thing that screws on the top of it
with an igniter and it's just like a handheld blowtorch.
And they would use that thing for fucking everything.
And I'm like, why am I messing around with lighters?
And matches, I'm just gonna do this.
And I have those in my house now.
I just have this thing, you get out from under the sinker
and the garage and go, it just goes,
it makes that noise.
But now you have a bunch of empty cans.
You put in a lot of empty cans,
and you're having my trunk.
So that does cause a problem.
It's a bit of a famer cycling bin
that the pancake.
Oh yeah, the pancake bot recycling bin.
Yeah, it cycles everything.
Butane is C4H10, propane is C3H8.
The boiling point of butane is 30.2 degrees.
The boiling point of propane is negative 43.6.
So propane is always a guess.
Yeah, you're probably all right.
On a counter.
It is a guess.
I was almost right there.
Yeah, it was close to being right.
I kind of backed you up.
Look at that.
You were right adjacent. Tap and tap and tap and of back you up look at that you were right adjacent tap and happy
Like with the end and time to cut discussion
So Dan had a absolute nightmare at the airport the other day
He was here went back to England and there's a BA flight direct Boston to London, Heathrow beautiful
He he always be what time he should get to the airport and I fly for most of the time so I was like
Probably like an hour. Yeah, it's international. I've got to the airport like 15 minutes before a flight and still made it on and stuff
International flight. Yeah, what time of year was this?
Thursday, but I feel like Dan is the kind of guy who checks a bag like he shouldn't be
But I feel like he would be a person who checks a bag
He's actually he's good at traveling. He didn't check a bag
So I asked him was like you can we can rock it and go so I was like he would be a person who checks the bag. He's actually, got everyone through, that they think they just piss off.
So there was nobody there?
I don't know, I dealt with this.
They just leave the check in area.
They're just gone.
And he was there, like trying to check in.
And there's nothing you can do.
There's no one to call.
And the machine, the machine doesn't work
because I guess they've closed it for them.
So he's like trying to get through,
he was talking to American Airlines next to him. American Airlines are cooling because they get to close it for them. So he's like trying to get through, he was talking to American Airlines next to him.
American Airlines are calling because they apparently
just move through and just go to the gate.
They weren't answering the phone at the gate
and their American allies were just like,
can't help you.
So, so he called me, he's like,
I'm gonna have to stay another day.
So I was like, no, no, no, check it on the app,
see if the app works.
Right, you can't go up to this again.
Smart man.
He's like, the app doesn't work, I've missed the window.
And he still has at this point, about an hour and 20 minutes,
or an hour and 25 minutes before the flight takes off.
And he just can't get through.
So then, he calls him back again,
and I was just like, can you just go and buy a flight
on an American Airlines, like a flight to Dallas?
Yeah.
And he was like, hold on.
So he went and bought a flight of 250 bucks to Dallas,
went through security and then just went to the gate.
Oh, he went to the BA gate.
For British hours.
And checked in at the gate.
Yeah.
Did he buy a refund all fair?
I don't know.
I assume he bought it in a panic.
Wait, so why did he need to check in at the gate?
Because there was nobody out there.
That was no one in here.
They leave the ticket booth in the lobby.
That's before security.
Yeah.
After an hour and ten minutes,
I dealt with this flying over there.
I think for RTX,
if you get there like an hour and 15
or an hour 10 before the flight,
it's well after the two hour window
that tell you you should be doing.
Yeah.
So they literally just leave.
But don't you have the ticket on your phone?
I can't you just do that.
He didn't check in in advance.
So he didn't have anything.
So then he just goes through.
Even though like the screens,
you can't use the screen. That was deactivated and also because
when we flip it you want to flip it.
I'm gonna go look what's going on over there.
British possible some stuff sometimes you need to put
an extra information.
Hey Trevor I'm flipping a heart shape pancake for you
but it's not it's a bar made it.
I made it.
I'm not trying to send you any messages.
Look at that bar.
That's really good.
Oh, a lot.
You nailed it.
So are you allowed to buy
plain tickets intentionally not using them?
They're probably not because I got you.
Listen, if you're an American airline security person,
a dude just came in who's got a foreign passport,
came in, bought a ticket on a domestic flight,
and now we can't find the guy.
I mean, literally, that's a weird scenario.
Do you think that flight to Dallas got really fucked
because of him? That's what I'm saying, don't know. Like they're just like, we're missing a passenger, show that a weird scenario. To think that's right. To Dallas got really fucked because of him.
That's because I'm pan, don't know.
Like they're just like, we're missing a passenger
show that we checked in.
They were probably thinking, you know, Daniel Gucci.
Yeah, final call.
Unless you just canceled it on the other side,
but maybe he just called him.
It's come on.
Do you think Dan's doing that?
I don't know.
No, absolutely.
But also, I mean, we've learned this.
It's very easy to miss a flight that you are checked in for
and you're at the airport.
Yeah, we almost missed our flight because we were just drinking in the
low. We both thought the other one was paying attention. I'm like, Hey, our plane leaves in like
10 minutes. Started boarding 20 minutes ago. How are we doing?
There are. That protein pancake over there is not looking good. Yeah, it looks
shocking. It looks flat and kind of beige. And not the good kind of beige.
Trevor, what would you like on it?
Trevor, what do you want in your pancake?
Chocolate chips, chocolate, what do you got?
Zero extra chocolate.
We got fruits, we got bananas, strawberries,
blueberries, chocolate chips.
Do you have strawberry, chocolate?
Everything?
Yeah.
A little old stuff.
You were...
Trevor special.
Are you watching his diet now, Barb?
I, because you guys are dating now,
but it'd be because your mom's a nutritionist.
Do you like, do you scrutinize with every?
He's actually really knowledgeable on all that stuff.
Bro, get rid of me.
You want me to get that pancake?
We've actually been cooking more, which is nice,
because it's something that I didn't do a lot
when I lived on my own.
Yeah.
And so now, it's easier to kind of cook when I,
it's for two people.
That would be easier for myself.
Yeah, cook it for once. And you never want to do it, because you're like, I'm just going to make of cook when I, it's for two people. That's what you do. Yeah, cook for one's, so.
And you never want to do it, because you're like,
I'm just gonna make this, eat it,
and then just gonna be this mess of shit.
It's always cheaper to eat at home, right?
It's always cheaper to eat at home.
I think on an individual basis,
like on one meal basis, if you just compare the cost
of that meal to eating out at home,
then it seems great.
But what you don't ever get to calculate for
is all the extra stuff you have left.
So what I found is if you have very few people
in your house, like one person living alone,
when you go to the grocery store,
you're basically committing to eating one thing all week long.
Otherwise, you're just wasting food.
Like if you order, if you get hamburger
to have a cheeseburger on Monday,
and then you want fish on Tuesday,
you're gonna end up with some hamburger left
because they don't sell hamburger in one patty.
You're gonna have some hamburger left.
So either if you hamburger the rest of the week
until it's gone, or you're kind of breaking the whole system
because you're throwing away a bunch of unused hamburger.
You know, or cheese or lettuce or onions or whatever.
And what if you want to buy butsa?
I don't think I've ever used all of an onion.
Luckily butter lasts for a really long period of time.
Until you have to give it away.
It's a heart.
Until you're moving.
I was moving.
I don't want to start this.
Did you throw two Stakes?
Not today.
Did you see a whole day's Gus?
Did you see that?
No fighting today.
Tesla finally announced they're going to be selling the $35,000 version of the
auto-cultivate.
At the Holy Grail. version of the electric car. The $25,000 is considered to be an economy level car.
I think it is.
It's what they've striven for since they started the company.
They always wanted to try to hit a $35,000 car, which they consider was something they
could sell mass market.
They'd say $500 car.
I'll be impressed.
Nobody sells the $500 car.
What is economy like at this point?
Like when I think of an economy car, no economy cars are way cheaper than that. I'll be impressed. Well, nobody sells the $500 car. What is economy like at this point?
Like when I think of an economy car.
No, an economy car is a way to do that.
I was like 12.
Yeah.
Well, use cars are the most economical.
But like for a new economy car, that's like 12,000.
You can probably get by for like,
I think make like 18 now, right?
I've seen some there.
Yeah, okay.
So you mean I could potentially be a Tesla owner?
You could be a Tesla owner for $35,000.
You could be. Well, damn it. I owner for $35,000. You could be.
Oh, damn it.
I got $35,000 in the car.
You got some equity in your car.
You can sell your existing car.
Well, the barps takeaway from that story was,
oh, they lowered the pricing of the owner.
If you have the money, oh fuck.
I watched, I read an article.
I don't know what it was expecting from the headline,
but it was this couple and it was like,
here's the secret to not working.
Here's how you can get by without a job
and we're in our 30s.
So I was like, how have they done this?
And basically, the article comes down to,
just make sure you spend every year
less than a 25th of your network.
I'm not here to pull these people to die.
What?
It's like, oh, that's easy then.
Just get a shit load of money and then don't spend much.
How was that news?
How's that an article?
I've seen articles like that.
They were like, we were tired when we were 40.
It's like, thanks to the fact we got a $500,000
gift from our parents, we were able to do this.
Like, well, yeah, no shit.
We started tax strategy on that.
They said with a bunch of kids,
they were able to spend $40,000 a year,
like cheap meals, like $2 per person.
You still have to have a million dollars to do that.
Right, you do 40. a lot of people do 40.
For kids?
Yeah, there are a lot of people who probably make
between 20 and $50,000 a year and have full families.
That's true.
It can be done.
I usually don't have a bunch of money sitting in the bank
that they can use as a safety net.
There's nothing seriously goes wrong.
Like healthcare or car or something like that.
Wasn't there some staff?
I don't see them there investing the shit out of all the other parts to get by.
Wasn't there some statistic that was, like, said the average cost of a kid per year was
like a hundred thousand dollars or something like that?
Oh, I don't think it can't be that high.
People don't have a hundred thousand dollars to spend on a kid.
No, I know.
That's why when I read that stat, I think that's from like, to get it into college.
Oh, like, from like,
the, what is born to see Leia is like a hundred grand.
Isn't that it?
That would make more sense.
I don't think it passed.
One thing you can pass in pretty key expenses.
Kids kind of even out.
Like, you gotta buy clothes for them.
But until they reach a certain age,
they kind of don't care what they wear.
So,
But they do keep growing.
Yeah. Like the early, like the early stuff's expensive,
it's shit, because I'll grow everything so fast.
And you gotta buy stuff that you normally don't have to buy later.
Like, you gotta pay for diapers
and very special food and things like that for little kids.
And then it gets to this weird middle ground
where it's just like, I'm trying to think
the biggest expenses for my kids
are like eight to 12 would have been trips more than anything else
Would it be unhygienic to just hang a baby over a bucket while it's awake? We knew a guy
I was thinking the exact same thing. We knew a guy who his whole strategy for having kids was
He was gonna build one room in his house that had a cement floor with a drain in the middle
Okay, let room yeah, and then like yeah, and then like rubber vinyl walls Yeah, and it would have in the middle. And in the wet room. Yeah, and then like, yeah, and then like, rubber vinyl walls.
Yeah.
And it would have in the top,
it would have a hose that came down
with like a spray handle on it.
And they could just put the kid in there
and spray off the kid and spray it.
And there's some jail now.
Spray out.
And then they could crack the colloquial.
He didn't actually end up doing it
when he finally had a kid.
He died from mold.
That was his approach when you know,
your idea of having kids,
what you're gonna do when you have kids
is entirely different than when you actually have kids
and the way you parent.
If there's two totally different worlds.
The scariest thing realizing you're about to be a dad
or like parent in general.
What?
Like it.
Just like if your entire life, every milestone
that has happened, was that the scariest thing?
Like that moment you realized?
We were just talking about this with somebody,
I think it was someone with Michael on off topic.
You were there.
And I said, the one thing you can say about parenting
is that whenever you hear like,
oh, like Iris is now, foot 14 months,
and it's like, oh, that's the best age.
And parents will always say that,
that's the best age, because every age,
you just remember all these great things about being that age.
It gets a little tough when you get into like real stuff
and their teens, real, you know,
which is like all the social shit that everybody goes to when you get into like real stuff in their teens, real, you know,
which is like all the social shit that everybody goes to, which is such a gigantic pain in
the ass and as a parent, it's a reminder to you of like some of that social stuff as well.
But in general, no, it's like it's daunting, but it really is one of those things that when
you have a kid, you see the kid, you layer eyes in the kid, everything changes all at once.
Oh, yeah.
Like down in that pancake.
What is that?
This is my, this is my, you were talking about your flat earth documentary,
so I had to make a visual representation of it.
Do they stroke the globe the way that you're doing?
They would if they could.
What is the representation?
Oh, this is the giant pancake.
It's like, yeah, would you actually draw them in there?
It's Antarctica on the middle, on the center of the,
the edge. Yeah. Oh, it's the middle, on the center of the, the edge.
Yeah.
Oh, it's the, the part of the space.
That's all the size.
So the, the, the, the, I think it's like an ice wall.
So the circumference of Antarctica, ginormous, massive.
How long does it take to walk around Antarctica?
Because you don't know.
Tell those guys 48 days, I told you,
we talked about this earlier.
How many pounds of stuff do they have at the end?
Uh, I forget. Because if they had like 30 pounds of stuff, it'd be like motherfucker. I didn't need this 30
They talked about how
Obsessive they were with every single ounce that they had to carry. It's like they they both decided they weren't taking any extra
Underworth they had one pair of underwear that they were wearing. It's like that's it. They can't take anything else
They're trying to make a face. You can totally do it as long as you know where backwards you can totally
Maybe not an Antarctica. All right, wait, how do you,
wait, one pair for the whole trip?
Yeah.
I think so.
What about the stank?
I don't think that they were sweating.
It's not the same as guys, but for girls,
things would get like crusty.
It's true.
You always talking about your crust.
I'm not always talking about your crust.
I always talk about your crust.
I always talk about your crust. Listen. Did you use that pair of underwear where you put on crust? Did you get reprimation? I'm not always talking about my crust. You're a fudge crust. Listen.
Did you use that pair of underwear
you put on backwards?
Could you use it again?
You could use it four times, front, back,
and side-side.
Or did you throw that pair of that?
I never, no, I didn't throw it with, put it in the line.
Well, you had the one pipe by the other pipes,
and you should be bad news, right?
I assume that Washington takes care of that.
Washington does usually take care of that.
I guess, I guess that is, I mean, I'd be fine with it.
It's all, all the holes are kind of close to each other
anyway, so.
I get pooped with my vagina all the time.
I'm just not asking them, I'm asking theoretically here.
All the time.
You white backwards.
I think I've said it vagina crust maybe one other time
on the podcast. And it was in context.
It was.
That's fine.
I'm just saying, women have things that secrete out of them and if you're wearing the
same pair of underwear day after day, it's going to get crusty.
Well, I guess it would be frozen so you just scrape it off.
Yeah, you might not be secreting as much when you're in the middle of nowhere in a toxic.
Take a look at the ice picks. Oh, it's, the temperature doesn't matter. It's just, uh,
it's just, uh, it's just your body produces. Do you make spit in your mouth with when
it's cold? Yes. No. You don't make spit in your mouth. Your, your mouth completely dries
out. It dries out. You get, it's evolution. What temperature is the US teeth? What temperatures
will we talking? So of the time they were doing this in untouched. Right now there, it's
a negative 35 is the high and negative 46 is the low, I believe is today.
I think it was somewhere in that range.
Maybe a little warmer than that.
Why'd you know that?
Because we actually looked up today, we were talking about it.
Yeah, so it's brutally cold.
I can't imagine doing that.
Things I would never do walk across and talk to go alone and talk to cut.
Is there enough money?
Is there enough money? Is there enough money? I'm fucking hit about it. Huh? There are enough money
I think I would die like there's not enough money for that. Yeah, I don't think this anything this anyway I could do that
So not million dollars, but no
Yeah, no, no, oh, and then I want to remind everyone that we have a if you stay tuned after the podcast today we have a
bonus segment with Zachary Levi. He was here. Oh, is that on this one? Yeah, let me get to the end of this episode.
He was here last weekend and we talked with him quite a bit.
And I think in that, in the post show,
we allude to a new Shazam trailer.
That trailer actually came out today.
So that trailer wasn't out when we talked to him previously.
Right.
So we weren't able to see that, but a facial trailer number two.
Have you noticed that whenever Jeremy gets his face covered in some sort of goo,
a really good looking woman comes and licks it off.
Is that the secret?
Aw, thank you, Gavin.
What'd you do? You looked off something of Jeremy.
Would you look up Jeremy?
All the peanut butter?
The peanut butter.
Well, something I've learned at this company is when someone brings something to your
attention, especially if there's a camera involved, and they ask you to do something,
you just do it.
Because who fucking cares?
We talked about that with the whole speaker thing.
I should have gone in there.
The RT life we just did.
And there was some controversy about the off topic appearance.
So we were like, oh, we have a rule of Rissruget.
I try to explain to people.
And I think I've said it before, which is,
when somebody comes up and they got a camera
and we're shooting something,
everybody just kind of goes with the bit.
And if you go with the bit, the idea is,
let's see if it turns into something.
And if it doesn't turn into something,
you don't like it, then you can say you want it to be cut.
Look at you just looking in the door.
I was walking out and I said to you guys,
walking by and I was like,
I don't know if I should go out there
because they want to interrupt.
God, he looks awful.
He looks like the peanut butter baby.
He says, we're watching a video,
it's a achievement hundred video
where it's between the games, right? Where they put an entire jar the peanut butter baby. So we're watching a video, it's a achievement hundred video where it's between the games, right?
Where they put an entire jar of peanut butter.
He had a sandwich that was this massive sandwich.
Ugh.
That's a good lick.
A little bit of trail there too.
I should have gotten in there more.
Do you know the other go who licked Jeremy?
Or Zashley?
Yeah, we had a long talk about it.
Oh, he did.
No, I just, I just used it to make fun of her basically.
I said, oh, I see how it is. Oh, it's Wings. Really, we can lick people at work. make fun of her basically. It's an always out is
Oh, it's weems really we can lick people at work there
Hey, what's up? Oh And lovely Chris Chris you have a scarf on you look dapper like like doctor who are the pancakes?
He looks like doctor who well Todd. What do we make it over there, but I'll make a dead cat pancake you gonna love it boss
Cat doing Italian gangsters
that cats is that what I'm pancakes
no they chefs at Denny's probably the old country
on the smuggler lily
the one thing I was associated with being a very uniquely European food that we don't eat here
um is rabbit especially in places like France they eat rabbit along and we don't eat here is rabbit, especially in places like France, they eat rabbit along and we don't eat rabbit in the US
That often it's not weird really the like some of you heard somebody ate rabbit
You'd be like an unusual menu item. It's just and it's a little it's like on that line of
Animals that are friends and animals that are food, you know what I mean? And we kind of- I think in Tigo serves a rabbit.
Do they?
That's what they do.
Like I said, not weird, but interesting.
That's interesting that they serve it.
I think a rabbit would be, if I was going to get into sort of killing and skinning animals
in that, I'd start with a rabbit.
You couldn't catch a fucking rabbit.
Why are you so close?
You could.
Why are we in a podcast segment next week where Gavin tries to catch a rabbit.
How about we eat it, just catch it.
How about we have a podcast segment
where there's a live rabbit on set
and Gavin has to skin it.
Mm.
Oh my God, stop.
Put your money where your mouth is.
That's the thing, that's your intro.
You think you'll be able to do that?
I'll tell you why.
I want to see you look at a rabbit
and actually do that.
I was watching, I'm trying to rewatch all the game
of Thrones before it starts again.
And we just been introduced to Tywin Lannister in season one, honey, skinning that deer while
I was playing the scene.
That's his first ever scene, right?
Yeah, and I just reintroduction for that character.
And I just, I assume he's skinning a real deer.
It just looks real, but I just thought I just couldn't start that big.
I'd have to start on a rabbit.
Yeah, you could have had to.
There's nothing I could do.
A rabbit is just too cute. There's a, you've got to snap the bones, which is what. You've got to like snap the stop and rub it. Yeah, you could have if you had to. There's a- I think I could do it. A rabbit's are just too cute.
There's a-
You gotta snap the bones, which is what?
You gotta snap the feet and head off.
Did you ever do the scene in red dead?
It's optional.
It's all the way up in the northeast side of the map
where, and you can go back a couple different times,
where there's a woman up there,
and her husband got killed or is gone?
Oh wait, here her husband, I think I killed by a bear.
And then you go to inform her, her husband was killed by a bear. And then you go to inform her,
your husband was killed by a bear.
And then you kind of take her under your wing
and show her how to hunt.
And then without swallowing anything
and red dead redemption years later,
you can go back and like check on her
and things like that.
And it's, I liked it.
Although I think at one point he either shows her
how to skin a rabbit or something
or just like grab it and like pull as hard as you can.
And just like, that's how you skin it.
I think a dangerous thing to put out there.
Cause I know I was thinking,
is that worth it?
I did.
You look like a big pole.
Well, I guess if you get good enough purchase,
if you get a few fingers in,
you could just rip a whole skin off in one go.
Right?
Theoretically.
I noticed on some animals when he's skinning,
and tell me if this is creepy
that I've noticed things like this.
And some animals see skinning, he just does one cut
and then he can skin it.
Like the skin doesn't seem to be attached
in too many places, but some, he's got to like,
I don't know if it's the animation or what,
but he's got to cut around the neck
and everything, he's got to be real careful with it.
But I mean, he never cuts around the fooths and stuff.
That's all like pretty done at all times.
Like, every time he does it, when he kills an elk
or a moose and he pops their antlers off, I just don't like that. I don't know why I don't like that. Does anybody else
want to see that video game? Anybody else watch Dr. Pimble Popper on TV? No, but I've seen clips
on the internet. It makes me think like you're talking about how things just come off like the skin
but sometimes where like he's taking stuff out and she'll like put her finger in and like
loosen it and it's just like boom and it just like all comes right out. No, we shouldn't be watching each other's pus and shit.
Well, this is like, this isn't pus.
Okay.
What's that all about?
TLC.
TLC.
We've got to, like, like pomos,
which we're trying, they look just like gobs of fat.
Have you guys ever, you know when you cut a novocado
and you cut it, you cut it in half
and then you kind of like twist it apart
and you got like the little thing in there never done
Right my whole life, but go ahead, you know what you could do?
You could just fucking cut the skin and then peel the skin off of it
And it's perfect. You don't worry about the skin at all
How do you?
The stone inside you still got the stone inside you still got to cut it open
But then you don't have to deal with the skin at all
You peel that mushy like it depends on the ripeness of the avocado, right?
But you just scoop it out with a spoon you could but then you don't feel that mushy, it depends on the ripeness of the avocado, right? Well, you can just scoop it out with a spoon.
You could, but then you don't get all of it,
because you still have to get into the skin.
How do you eat your kiwis?
You leave the skin on, you get out of it.
That's a kiwis.
I believe I've seen it with a skin off.
I've never seen it with a fruit plate.
A lot of people will cut it in half
and spoon out the green meat.
You do not eat kiwi skin.
You're can.
No, you can.
It sounds so much worse than it is.
It sounds like you'll be a bunch of fur, but it just goes down. Just feels like a peach skin. It's like kiwi skin. You're can. No, you can. It just sounds so much worse than it is. It sounds like you'll be eating a bunch of fur,
but it just goes down.
Just feels like a peach skin.
Just like a peach skin.
I love it.
Can't eat this skin of cashews.
It's like raw.
You can't do that.
They got a process on it.
There's also a fish that if you don't prepare it correctly,
it could kill you.
Blowfish.
Is it blowfish?
It's food, but it's actually,
like not as dangerous as it sounds.
Oh really?
It's something to episode.
Apparently it's like, the only people who have died
is this like fisherman who just ate the whole thing.
Dude, there was a photo.
I don't know if you guys saw this.
This is a month or so ago.
So, Gus, it was back when everybody
was watching the Fire Festival doc.
I remember that time.
Please put it in your frame of reference here for you.
It was a photo from Australia of a tourist,
like an Instagram photo of them holding a bluring doctor
puts that they found.
Oh god. And all the Australians were like, what the fuck are you doing? like an Instagram photo of them holding a blue ring document that they found. Oh, God.
And all the Australians are like,
what the fuck are you doing?
And it's like, I've seen the photo
and it's like this person holding a small blue ring
document.
And that's what, deadly.
That one's got, if I recall correctly, Gavin, yes, deadly,
but the way it kills you is very specifically horrific,
which essentially paralyzes.
Is that why people have to breathe down your mouth for like an hour?
24 hours.
Okay.
You can survive if someone, because it relaxes or paralyzes all your major muscle.
Oh my god.
I'm watching it.
Including your respiratory.
Yeah.
I can't even look at it.
That's not the one I think, but.
No, I don't think it is it actually.
This is the one it looks like.
Yeah.
This from January of this year.
So was it?
The first time I've heard of it, it's been a while after posting a video of themself, holding like, yeah, this from January of this year. So was it? So was it?
So was it?
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So that's like someone Todd has made a a portrait pancake is that you're oh my god
Have a big He's gone oh
It's interesting that that's what he went in with from the get. The world was his oyster.
He went to the cat.
A dead cat.
A Italian dead cat.
Very specifically.
It looks like a fox wearing sunglasses with a goatee.
But this bluring octopus, and someone can correct me.
Some toxicologists, I'm sure we have in our audience,
can correct me.
Flip it.
It paralyzes all your major muscle groups,
which means you can't breathe.
So your heart still works, but you can't move your diaphragm to breathe, and you'll die because you basically suffocate.
So that's for about 24 hours. So if you can just have someone who gives you mouth to mouth for 24 hours.
Can you just be put on a...
Yeah, but assuming like, normally we were envisioning a remote island situation where you're with someone,
could you give someone like mouth to mouth for 24 hours?
It's about six to eight breaths a minute, right?
But you can't stop for 24 hours.
That would be, I would do it to save someone.
You would, I mean, I think we don't do it best.
I try.
I think you would probably pass out.
Yeah.
Is there enough, and if you, or David,
is there enough oxygen in a thought to save your life?
If you were like stuck in an under-okay, if you're trapped,
and the only air that someone can give you is to fart into your mouth,
and you breathe the fart bubble, would you, would that buy you time?
Well, if that's the case, then Blaine is a safety device,
because he can keep all of us alive in like a cave or something like that.
We'd be fine. So probably not.
I'm looking it up right now.
What if you attempted to chew from your butt to your mouth?
So in air, what are we looking at?
So the air that we breathe right now,
is 70% nitrogen, isn't it?
Right, it's 20.95% oxygen.
So I say 21% oxygen.
Okay.
A fart is about 4% oxygen.
Yeah, okay.
And that's right, methane.
So, 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, 4% oxygen.
That methane is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that fart.
Oh, and the smell of it.
Yeah.
So, does that mean if I had a bubble, it would have to be 4 times bigger than an oxygen bubble
for it to be 5%?
How much is enough oxygen?
4% oxygen, yeah. 4% oxygen, yeah. times bigger than an oxygen bubble for it to be. How much is enough oxygen?
Because four times five or six.
Could you attach a tube from your mouth
to the inside of your butt and go under water
and breathe through the tube?
And breathe through the tube.
Is it like recirculating all through your body?
Wait, let me take that one.
Let me go off the breathe.
It comes out your other head.
Back in.
You're gonna find it.
So we have some community submitted pancakes.
Oh, we do.
Oh, Sam.
Oh, Sam.
That was like a dead cat.
It was like a dead cat with a hat.
We fucked a little bit.
Good.
And we got a piss.
I got an apple.
Do we get what? Yeah. Are you winking? you got Pac-Man. I wait for it without the nose
I'm so impressed but here's going I love it. That's great. Who's that from is that we just don't we just sell portraits of pancakes that were portraits of me and Gus
Gap
Who made those pilot? That would be the first time nobody's drawing a nose on me.
At MisoVicious.
At MisoVicious?
Yes.
MisoVicious.
Viscous.
No, it's fun.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're awesome.
There we go.
So, how can people submit it?
Hashtag, pancake podcast.
I forget what movie this was.
I want to say it was from the Fem Nikita remake.
Was that Bridget Fonda that was nice?
Yes, yes.
I think it was from this movie.
They did some of that movie that was like,
as a teenager, it was like,
they're a fucking brilliant.
There was thing where the bad guys are shooting at her
and she drives off a dock and then the thing goes under.
So they're all waiting up here with guns to kill her.
And so she stays underwater when the car sinks.
She like, off the go of books or something.
Because it's James Bond film.
Is it?
That's you only live twice, I think.
Is it really?
Yeah, it's Roger Moore.
He drives any breeze out of the valve stems from the tire.
He breeze out of the tires.
He like, it's the valve stem on the tire and sits under there.
Really?
That seems Bond? Yeah. We were just talking about James Bond. We thought. He breathes out of tires. He like hits the valve stem on the tire and sits under there. Really?
That seems mod?
Yeah.
We were just talking about James Mahler's talk.
Yeah.
We were just talking about James Mahler's talk.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure that was you only lived twice.
I couldn't be wrong about it, but it was definitely in a bottle.
That movie really holds up, especially when he dresses as an Asian.
Yeah.
We're talking about some of those movies.
They're very present in the cultural about. There's some of those movies there.
They're very present in the cultural set.
It's very problematic.
Yes.
Beaternato Saini was actually a beautiful kill.
A beautiful kill.
That was Roger Moore.
So not, you know, kill.
That's one of the great shunts.
Yeah.
That was the worst Bond movie up until Dine Over Day.
Chris Jones is so fucking badass in that movie.
I don't know how you can say that.
Can't remember anything else about the movie. Roger Moore was like, I hate this movie. I don't know how you can say that. Can't remember anything else about the movie.
Roger Moore was like, I hate this movie.
I hate it.
And also he was like 60.
Did you read that Brian Singer
before everything Philip Hart was making a red Sonya movie?
He didn't tell me that, did you?
Red Sonya?
Remember red Sonya was like in the cone in the barbarian era
from the mid 80s, there was a thing called red Sonya.
I don't think many people who know by the movie,
they were doing a reboot of it or a remake.
It was like some kind of passion project
But that's been shelved apparently. Do you do you ever have a movie in your head where as a kid in this movie?
I put a tube from my mouth to my butt and I breathe underwater. I breathe for there's some
Things for movies what I swear we're in when I was a kid and now every version of the movie I can't find the thing. It's true
Who was it? I was a kid. And now every version of the movie, I can't find the scene. It's true. Who was, I was talking with Esther recently.
Like, racist Disney stuff.
And she was talking about how, when she was younger,
she remembered in a breakfast club,
like all these scenes that aren't in the movie anymore.
And I had never seen them before.
I had to look into it.
And apparently, yeah, there used to be like three scenes
in that film that were cut.
It's just not in any release anymore.
It's okay, so I swear.
Do you remember Lila, Lila, the movie?
Yeah.
The movie ends where he's on a set of stairs
driving after a plane.
Don't remember that, but okay.
Yep, and chasing after his son.
He throws the shoe at it,
and then eventually the plane stops,
and he just plows this set of stairs into a barrier,
and he just goes flying off the top and landing.
I don't remember that part.
Lands in luggage.
All right, well that's in the movie, that's still in the movie.
But as a kid, I swear, I remember a scene is flying off the top and landing. I don't remember that part. Lands in luggage. All right, well, that's in the movie. That's still the movie.
But as a kid, I swear, I remember a scene where the stairs are spinning around and he's
like hanging off, like off by one arm.
And then he goes into the luggage.
I feel like.
But now, every single version of the movie I've ever seen since I've been a kid, he just
crashes into it and goes straight into the luggage.
And I don't, I can see the shot in my mind.
And I can be confusing with some other movie.
I was gonna say maybe Ace Ventura, that sounds like me.
No, that doesn't happen.
And I sweat.
I know like the shot where it should be
and where it resumes again and it's missing.
And I don't know where I've seen this footage.
I've tried googling, I have no idea.
But if anyone anywhere in the world
has seen Jim Carrey's spinning off a set of stairs in Lyleia
Let me know where the Christ that is from because it's not under the lead scenes on the DVD either right or maybe I'm just losing my shit
And if you know anything about
Retained to seduous teeth did we have a picture of that? We said oh, yeah, we have a much of a picture
So this could be gross to people don't like cat dental stuff
See that the D of us got double.
He's got two fangs there.
That looks cooler.
I don't know, that can't really see it in the right.
Oh, on the right above that little white dot in his gum,
but above that you can see the two teeth for the bottom fat.
Wait, what's below the two teeth?
Those are white dot?
No.
Wait.
Yeah, like the white dot.
There's like a sideways tooth.
I don't know what that is actually.
Is that his other tooth growing in. I hope not
So a piece of rice or kiddo. No, it's not a piece of rice. He doesn't eat rice on Tuesdays
That's only for the weekend
He does not want to teach us so that was it Ashley
Was many baffles died to break his
He was he wasn't a mood the other day. I think it was last week
I had him in my office and he was in my lab.
And he was totally fine.
And he looked at me.
I must have looked at him wrong.
And he just took one swipe.
Just bam, okay.
I won't look at you anymore.
So right on the cheek.
He got me good.
He's like, all right, you're good.
He's like 90% of very chilled out happy cat.
The other 10% is a fucking nightmare.
He's not very, so it's like every now and then
you guys have like a bad hour with that cat
and I'm like, is this shameless?
Or is he gonna be Joe the cat?
What's he gonna be?
But he's on things, he's like half,
he's got a little bit of both.
I think he's just, he's getting,
kittens biting everything they come in contact.
Motion the street, shameless in the sheets.
What's going on over there?
What do you care, comment?
I'm trying to find the stair scene,
but I also forgot one of my favorite moments in that movie too is when he hides himself in that luggage
We're rolling out of it on the ground. That was prime zoom carry hell. Yeah, that's a very brown movie
Guess what I get what does that mean?
Just the color palette that movie is great. Just every scene is brown. I got a
Just every scene is brown.
I got a,
I saw a video this weekend that I want to talk a little bit about. First of all, first of all,
but I hope nobody else has anything to complain about Apple for,
but I just throughout,
I was going through and did all this organizing,
they could talk about it in one of the last few podcasts
where I'm doing Spring Clean and going through
and fucking organizing everything in my house,
organized all my documents,
earned as I'm like pictures,
got all my digital stuff down to one space,
and supposedly spread it across like 80 fucking laptops
I've had over the years.
And I got everything all down,
and then as a result,
then started going to my physical stuff in the closets
and organizing all that,
like all my closets now have bins with labels on them,
everything's in it, so you can find it.
Which is a system I've always had,
but I just hadn't kept up with it.
So now I'm like fully up to speed.
As part of that, I was separating all my different cables.
I have a billion micro USB cables.
I've did the same thing recently.
There's so many.
Yeah, and I have lightning cables and stuff.
And it's like, when I was organizing,
I came across my old, what I call the iPod 4 cable,
the proprietary one before I was able to.
Well, that was kind of like a,
like a 30-pin connector. Exactly right.
Yeah, and I was like, you know what?
I'm never gonna need these again.
I'm never ever ever gonna need these again.
And so I said, I'm gonna make a decision right now.
I'm a throw him away.
Oh!
He found it.
No, he spins off of it.
Like he like crashes into it and he spins off of it.
But it was never holding on.
Thank you to Ryan is a champ.
What's up from?
Ryan is a champ in chat on the website said,
it's in the official trailer.
But it's not in the movie.
Let me see.
Because in the,
there's lots of it makes it into trailers.
It doesn't make it into movies.
There it is.
Yeah, dude.
Okay, so in the movie,
it actually, he crashes it straight.
And he spins off it as if it has been spinning
but all the spinning is cut.
Wonder why they, why they even.
All right.
So you're getting ready to do cables?
Yeah, anyway, so I got rid of my iPhone 4 cable.
Never gonna need this again.
The day after they came pick up the trash,
I found an old iPod that you charged up
and see what was on it.
Oh man.
So I had to go out and order.
No.
A new iPhone 4 cable.
Why did you say fuck it?
Like why did you need to?
I can't do that with data.
Can't you just hold it?
I can't do that. You can just pull the hard drive out. Why did you need to? Why did you need to? I can't do that with data. Connie, just hold it. I can't do that.
You can just pull the hard drive out.
Isn't that just music?
I just say, I put it meant I put it.
So it was an iPad.
Gotcha.
And so it's got, you know, male client stuff.
I don't know what it's got on it.
Turns out, charge it up.
It's got nothing on it, because I'd already
fucking wiped it back to factory setting.
So I didn't sell that cable to you anymore, right?
Like Apple doesn't make that.
Did you have to buy that from eBay?
I got it, what do they call Amazon Basics.
Oh, okay.
And I just put it in with another order and then I got I now I have this iPhone 4 cable that had a buy
Fuck in 2019
So now are you gonna get rid of it because I just threw it away or I keep it
Well, so you what what were you gonna do with the iPad?
I was gonna just check it to make sure that it's got nothing on it wipe it and everything is I'm really bad
I don't tend to resell my electronics just because I'm always worried about data security.
Not just for Ruchnees, but for our partners as well,
it's not all this agreement anytime we do anything.
I'll even go and see this Captain Marvel yesterday.
I don't have any data from it,
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because I'm not supposed to say anything about
the movie being completely fucking awesome until tomorrow.
So, I can't say anything about it,
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My face smells like spoiled milk.
That's the biggest downside to getting what
cream will have your face is that that will smell until you have a show.
It smells so bad.
If you have a beard, it can last more days.
It's amazing what does get trapped.
Gary, right?
Stuff gets trapped in it.
Pussy.
Get, get, get.
What's the, what about, what about dead cats?
It gets stuck in there. But I give you an idea of how careful I am with data was, pussy crossed. What about dead cats?
It gets stuck in there.
But I give you an idea of how careful I am with data
and things like that.
Whenever I rent a car, one of the things I'll always do
is I'll go through the connected devices via Bluetooth.
And I'll see like people's devices are still connected.
People who connected their car to Bluetooth
or they're phoned to Bluetooth in the car.
They leave it and then they check their car back in and then their device is still there.
But does it matter if they're nowhere near it?
It usually says their name on it.
Because normally you transfer it.
Yeah.
What's that?
Like I'm telling her that doesn't matter if they're near because they normally
transfers to the car.
Yeah.
So they can really the cars can grab information.
Contact the stuff.
Contact.
So what I do is I just go through and I delete everyone else's Bluetooth stuff.
You're doing the world of.
I am. I do it every time I'm in the car. I delete everyone else's Bluetooth stuff. You're doing the vote of faith.
I am.
I do it every time I'm in the car.
I delete everyone else's stuff.
And that's what everyone should do.
To be here.
I always wonder sometimes, you know,
in those rental cars too, you can see,
like, you use the GPS, you see like previous destinations as well.
Yeah.
It's like, if you really want to,
you could like retrace the steps of this person.
You probably could.
It's really scary how much information you trust
in the car without thinking about it, with a rental car without thinking about it. It's just one of this person. You probably get it's really scary how much information you trust in the car without
thinking about it, without a rental car, without thinking about it.
It's just one of those things.
It's a weird source of information that you don't often think about.
A rental car has a lot of information about you specifically in it.
So be careful.
Be careful about some of that.
With data.
I invented a story because I was invented a story.
Well, in my head, I was like, well, that'd be like, you'd speak like, like, play up and
stuff.
Imagine if, right, normal spherical earth, ball earth,
but gravity isn't in relation to the center
of the earth, gravity is at the bottom.
So everything is down on the whole earth.
So as you get like closer to the edge,
you can actually just like fall off.
But then it'd be like, people on top would be like, well, flat society is living and then
as you get closer to the edge, they'd be like on the piss, they'd be everything would
be sloped.
And I'd be like, well, what kind of people would live like right on the edge?
Be cool looking.
And then you'd get these like, people on the lamb who would climb underneath the earth.
That'd be quite weird. Be weird, right?
You just wanted to be sitting there, you thought about all this stuff, I love it.
Well, I was doing the ad read.
One of my favorite parts of this flat earth documentary was these people who were believers in this theory,
who I think was actually the guy who really started it all.
And he was talking about how he's like, well, you see over there,
like, I'm all the way over here on this island, And I could see Seattle right there. I could see it. And if the earth was round or a sphere
I wouldn't be able to see it. It'd be curved. I mean Trevor were watching this being like do you understand the scale of the earth?
Yeah, that's like
you in Europe, it's like you can't see fucking New York from there. It's just because they see a line.
Yeah, they're like, right, wouldn't be able to see Seattle.
What you don't do is just take someone up the tallest building in the world
in a lift and watch as they can see further as they go higher.
That surely that would prove it.
You would think.
That is nothing there's any proving it.
You got called some insults after you tweeted it.
Yes, I'm not have to say it more.
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
Yeah, there's a very derogatory term
that I guess Flat Earthers have come up with
for people who don't believe Flat Earth's stuff.
Yeah, so I tweeted while we were watching the documentary
that I was just like in disbelief the whole time
and someone replied to me saying,
that's because you're a globe tard.
It's like believing in a,
like you can be insulted
or believing in a round earth.
But then I don't know if they were doing it
out of jest or if that person is a flat earth earth.
I have this conversation with my kids all the time.
In this day and age,
there's no such thing as acting ironically.
If you do something out of to be ironic
and you act it and you say the insult and everything
You're doing the thing you are doing the thing like if you are wearing a mega hat like if you get on a Xbox live microphone
And you start like talking to stupid voice and yelling at everyone, but you're doing it ironically really not
You're just someone who's on Xbox live, you know, part of the problem being a dipshit.. Yeah. So that's why I think people have to realize is that you need,
no one's gonna stop in this day and age
to figure out the context of whether or not
you're being ironic.
That guy is a flat-erther, right?
I don't know.
I went to a Twitter feed to try to see if he has tweeted
anything else about it and I couldn't find anything.
I can boring weekend for bar.
I know.
She didn't do that.
She didn't do that.
She didn't do that.
I do not know how the way you watch a doc,
you get so involved with stuff
and you gotta dig deeper on it and find out.
Yeah.
Can I do a test?
Can I consume as much flat earth as possible
and see if it turns me?
But look at that stuff.
I just need one of you guys to pull me back.
I don't think it's possible for at least anybody
that I know in this company to believe it.
It's like the Facebook people we were talking about.
I think if you see enough of it,
you start to lose objectivity.
And we did get in the conversation.
I've seen a lot of stuff, and I'm not, you know.
We got a conversation about that too,
which I got some negative feedback for,
saying that I was being anti-freedomist speech,
because the Amazon got to keep that stuff out there.
And I was making the argument of, well,
we know we couldn't have envisioned
like how people could weaponize language and information.
And I was saying there should be limits on free speech.
I actually think the opposite is like,
let people say whatever they want to,
but you gotta be able to say that person's a fucking idiot.
You know, and they're fucking idiots.
They're idiots.
People who are anti-vaxing are fucking idiots.
People who think the earth is flat are fucking,
they're just fucking idiots.
The ANSIVICE stuff is the scariest stuff.
I feel like freedom of speech is too way street, man.
I feel like flat Earth doesn't necessarily hurt.
It's not hurting anybody.
But, except, okay.
I disagree with that entirely.
It's fucking anti-science.
And it's like a little chip away at,
oh, you shouldn't believe this,
because they watch, why?
Why are they making up this lie?
You know?
These are scientists and we're gonna,
there's just fucking astronauts.
People don't know that the Earth is a fucking sphere.
Yeah, but people don't die directly because of it.
But if it could die, like if it erodes
the public's trust in science, you know,
what would it always be?
You know, on a scale.
It doesn't hurt people.
So what?
So I can't say they're fucking idiots?
Or you're saying they still have to be able to say.
I think you're saying which was more dangerous of a theory.
I'm saying the anti-vaxism more dangerous to humanity than able to say. I think you're saying which was more dangerous of a theory. I'm saying the anti-vaxxers are more dangerous to humanity than the other.
I agree with that.
I agree with that.
But I mean, you should be able to copy your fucking idiot.
Yeah.
They're both, they're all idiots.
They're all idiots.
No questioning that.
God, the fucking internet.
I can question it though.
It's fucking crazy, dude.
It's really fucking crazy.
Anybody else want another pancake?
I feel, yeah.
Why don't you make a big rectangular pancake?
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
I don't know how this is gonna work.
I'm gonna be a great.
Oh, who make a pancake?
I'm gonna be a pancake.
I'm gonna be a pancake.
All right.
Guys, you keep leaving us.
Oh, no.
I was just talking about being wasteful.
No, we'll get it down.
I'll say what, man, that fire festival documentary.
Oh, my God.
Every time I step over here, you're bringing it home.
Dude, I'm telling you, Gus, it had a real impact on me.
I'm not really stressing enough how much
I'm an impact on me.
Just because it was like, the whole thing was just like,
even hearing the way the guys talked about their audience
or their target market, they were like,
talking about them, like, they're just idiots.
You should watch the Hulu one.
Good Lord, dude.
Because apparently there's a very big difference between.
Yeah, I need to see the Hulu one.
And Netflix.
Because I think the Netflix one was co-produced
by people who actually were involved in fire festival.
This one, the Netflix one.
The Netflix one, okay.
Yeah, I think they were involved in that.
What the fuck is that?
Is that destination now?
No idea.
It's basically just like,
you can media or something where they,
they, well, I guess you can media page right,
they pay rights for stuff.
No, I think fuck Jerry just reposts
a bunch of other stuff that.
They just steal content.
They steal content, right?
They don't give any credit and then
I just couldn't believe how quickly
he went back to scamming.
Everyone of my fucking comedian friends
can't stand that.
It's Instagram.
So did they, I haven't seen the Netflix one,
but do they interview the founder of the Fire Festival at length? Oh yeah. He's only Instagram. So did they, I haven't seen the Netflix one, but do they interview
the founder of the fire festival at length? Oh, yeah. He's only in the Hulu one. Oh, no,
you mean the Billy guy? Yeah. No, they, they, but they have people there that are, that are
high up in both the festival and then the company fire, which was totally different than fire
fest fire fire was an app. Yeah. Right. That was meant to be able to book big name talent
for events. Right. That was the whole thing able to book big name talent for events. Right.
That was the whole thing for it. And even after all this shit went wrong,
Jarul, who was part of it and investing in it, he goes off and just makes that app again
somewhere else. So he gets to keep doing that. The other guy Billy goes to jail. I think it wasn't
he wasn't Jarul in the music in like last week talking about wanting to do a new festival.
Really? Yeah. I think he's like, he's still at it.
He, there's been no less.
He came across this pretty damn aggressive in that Netflix one.
Well, the thing about the Hulu one, where they interview this guy, Billy is his name.
Yeah, he is just completely psychotic.
And he like, is it prepared?
What's the word?
Pathological art.
That's the word.
Yeah, just he, like he's saying these things and denying all these things that are just so clearly
true that he's so out of his mind. And people trust him.
And people give him shitless of money. Yeah. And it's insane.
Like, I mean, another spatula. Can we get this, this second spatula?
Do you want to use this? I don't think this boon's gonna work. I think I need two
spatulas. I have no idea how I'm doing. I'm gonna cross my arms like this and then it's a couple.
Why are you gonna cross the arms? Because I'm gonna go like need two spatulas. I have no idea how I'm doing. I'm gonna cross my arms like this and then it's a couple. Why are you gonna cross the arms?
Because I'm gonna go like this.
Shoop, but you could do it the other way.
Yeah, but it's easier to do it
than you go more control pre-crossed.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Here we go.
This is gonna be due to if I do this.
Okay, get ready on the gifts.
This is gonna be tremendous.
This is gonna probably get a burmy.
Get off there.
Get off there.
You gotta find the...
Yeah, Barbara, this is actually going your direction.
I know.
So now, you're turning. Okay, wait, wait, wait. I can save this is actually going your direction. I know. So now your turn. Okay wait wait wait I can save this. I know I know I'm tearing it
everywhere. All right ready? One two three Gavin I've always loved you. Oh yeah.
Made it. You made a desert. I filmed that in slow motion for you.
Hey look it. But there was something said in the fire festival dock
that I take great exception to,
because I've seen these massive frauds,
and I think that it's fair to call it a fraud
using my freedom of speech,
because the guy did go to jail for wire fraud,
I think of one of the many charges that he was convicted on.
There was the conversation about people who worked on the app side and then
some people who worked not for fire but worked on the festival. They were like promotional
companies or event coordinators or logistics that worked on them. And they had a lot to
say and there seemed like really intelligent people. But one guy in a camera was specifically
what his role was. Said at the end, yeah, a lot of people, or you know, built out of their
money, a lot of people didn't get paid,
a lot of people were ripped off and fraud.
And he goes, and I have to say, when people get paid,
they have to keep in mind that the employees,
we worked here every day for years,
and we didn't get paid, that we should be the first people
to get paid.
It's like, dude, you're in the fucking loop,
you're there, you know the thing is not right.
But they keep claiming that they didn't know,
that it was all segmented, and that it was all the other group
That was doing it dude at all it's the same it's the same thing that comes down to the difference between the Netflix and the Hulu one
The Hulu one puts a lot more culpability on Jerry media whereas the Netflix one they just say like oh, we didn't know
Yeah, because they're like a co-producer right at the 7 involvement
You're in the same page you're on the conference calls where people are going this is not gonna work
There's one guy that's some pilot guy who was also working on the conference calls where people are going, this is not gonna work. There's one guy, there's some pilot guy
who is also working on their logistics.
Who he said, hey, you can't do this.
This island will fit this amount of people.
You gotta have a cruise ship off the shore of the island.
And they were like, yeah, you're fired.
And he's like, okay, you can't hold,
you cannot possibly make this festival.
It can't be done.
And they were just like, yeah, get out of here.
And everyone was probably like at the time,
he's like, yeah, he's fucking idiot,
he doesn't get Billy's video.
You know, and now they're all talking about,
the same thing is Enron.
They always use the people who worked at Enron,
specifically, as like those people
lost their pensions and lost their stock options at Enron,
and they got ripped off,
and they should be the first people to get paid.
It's like, no, they had the most amount
of information of anybody.
Right.
I'm not saying they shouldn't,
I'm not saying they were victims,
but if you work somewhere all the time and something is going wrong, you do have a responsibility
to say something.
You would hear something.
You feel like you would know something was, was that?
Exactly.
Exactly.
I mean, think about where you worked.
Is there a lot of stuff that like makes it under the radar or where you work or do people
talk about shit?
People can talk about shit, you know?
And in the case of this Netflix documentary, almost every person who was involved with
things said at one point is like, yeah, we got this call
and this thing was falling apart
or this cab driver said there's no way this is gonna get
built in time on the islands, the Exumo
where they were holding it eventually.
And yeah, it's crazy.
I feel really bad for the fucking workers,
construction workers that worked in the GZP.
The island of the month.
Yeah, and they all just went unpaid.
They had a go fund me for the restaurant owner
who's in that documentary.
The lady?
The one?
Yeah.
To try to pay her back.
I like her.
She also lost a lot of money on that as well.
It is this really you talk about who they don't know.
They don't even work for that stuff.
They're just there.
There's auxiliary people who are there on the island.
You want some whipped cream?
Literally the biggest pancake ever, man.
I think that's bigger than most people's pancakes.
Do we have Guinness on the phone?
Stop, give me five facts, my older brother.
You could roll it into something cool.
Let's see.
That's almost like a crate.
It's like a fat crate.
America.
It's a loaf.
Can you roll it up like this?
Oh my god.
It looks like a burrito.
It's so hot out there.
You want a bite, Gaff?
Sure. It's pretty hot. Oh, I'll wait there. Wait till it looks down. hot out there. You wanna bite, Gep? Sure. It's pretty hot.
Oh, I'll wait there.
Wait till it pulls down.
Coming off there.
Alright, that's it.
That's my greatest work in life.
It was flipping that pancake.
Yeah, I'm gonna go on camera.
I'm glad that we saved that.
Oh, bullshit.
You were hoping it was gonna go completely wrong
and I was gonna cover it in pain.
By the way, we would have been a good video.
Yeah.
That's all I'm happy about.
I'm just gonna sit here and just gonna huff it.
By the time.
How much for you to eat that entire thing?
To eat the whole thing. I have to throw up first
and then after as well.
But I really can't stress enough
how much watching this documentary affected me.
It really did genuinely affect me.
It's like, and I can't really know entirely
how it's affected me, but I can't stop thinking about it.
And I just can't-
Did you see you watched it this weekend?
Yeah.
You wanna have a festival, no?
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It's one Stefani Taylor Swift.
I'm gonna get out.
No.
No.
God.
But it's just like, it's just like they just didn't care
about like do you think anyone?
And the whole thing just seems like even the premise of it was just like,
you know, they saw the success it looked like
of Coachella and other events that were grown organically
over years and they're just like,
we're gonna do that and we're gonna,
but we're gonna do it like over the top.
We're gonna cater to people's like modern day Instagram.
Yeah, cool.
You know, Kardashian fantasies of just like yachts
and villas and all that stuff.
It's just like influencer culture that they basically...
Damn, I know those influencers look like shit.
They really did.
I just can't believe how far they got.
With so little time left, how much money they were still pouring into it.
It would have been so much better if they just cut the losses earlier.
I don't understand that part.
Like they talk about how...
I forget if it's in that documentary or the Hulu one, how 45 days from the event, they still didn't have a stage.
It's like you're supposed to be hosting all of these bands.
And like you don't know how your stage is gonna work
or how things are gonna laid out or what your equipment is.
Well, and people were arriving while they were still trying
to set up things.
So it just looked like a construction.
And then you've got like the end of the world,
a poccalipped chaos that humans always go into
in those situations.
Right. They started like, I mean, there was even people who admitted weird stuff on camera,
like attending and saying they wouldn't pee down people's beds so that people couldn't
camp near them. Like, it was just, it was not even a rhyme or reason for that.
That should be criminal. Yeah, I'm surprised that guy,
mom, maybe I'm not surprised, but that guy made a mistake, I think, by saying that on camera.
I was wondering what you're talking about. Yeah, I was trying that. Yeah, why is that illegal? I mean, there's not enough housing. Like, you're not surprised, but that guy made a mistake, I think by saying that on camera. I was wondering what exactly what you're talking about. I was trying that.
Yeah, why is that illegal?
Because I mean, there's not enough housing,
like you're making someone,
I don't know who's gonna prosecute me though.
I'm like the Bahamian police are gonna prosecute me.
I'm gonna have other issues to worry about.
I mean, surely going with the intent
of sucking a dude's John Thomas for,
what, like a customs fee.
Yeah, that's, that can't be legal.
No, but it didn't happen.
Didn't happen, but he intended it for it to happen.
Yeah, I don't know if you have intent.
I don't know if it's like,
Conspiracy to commit blowjob.
I don't know if that's how they got Tom Cruise
in a minorial report.
Who's not guilty of that?
Come on.
The, I intended to blow someone.
The, but yeah, the thing I always come back to was I can see how people were wrapped up on
it.
The Bahamian lady who ran the restaurant and also the events guy, I think his name is
Andy, the guy that said he was wearing a new jacket.
It's like you could see them.
They gave the best case.
I'm just like the Bahamian woman said, you know, this was supposed to be here for five
years. If I do a good job on the first one, I have a job for behavior woman said, you know, this was supposed to be here for five years.
If I do a good job on the first one,
I have a job for five years.
That's a really big deal to me.
So she was, and she lost money, man.
We'll talk about her, like losing her savings,
like investing in that.
I don't put her in the same boat as the people
who were working in these fancy tech offices
on the conference calls.
I don't think they had her on any of the fucking conference calls.
But her, and then Andy was like,
when he was talking about it, he was
like, yeah, this is impossible. It can't happen. But he talked about woodstocks, specifically
woodstock. And it might be a side of the times. If you looked at woodstock with the right
lens, that thing's a fucking disaster. People died at woodstock. Was it drugs? They were stuck
on the freeways for days at a time, getting there and getting back. It was this small little town that all these people showed up at,
but it's remembered as this huge cultural event.
And I'm glad they made that point,
because sometimes it really is just,
if you pull it off, then you're remembered well.
Well, I never thought about it in that perspective.
No, they didn't have any, they had no sewage,
it would stock for three days.
I have a great idea for that.
Also, you don't know how people
are going to remember Fire Festival in 10 years.
That guy might be remembering it fondly
when he was pissing on all those other people's tents.
He might be like, that was great.
It was a great time.
Oh, I said,
I just, after Fire Festival fell apart,
I wish I'd gone.
It would be amazing to say, oh, I was at Fire Festival, you know.
I have an idea for RTX this year.
Like, dashed on. Go on. That has something to do with it know? I have an idea for RTX this year. Like Dashcon.
Go on.
That has something to do with it.
We should have an area of the exhibit hall
where you could experience other festivals.
Like little, so like a dash.
Bimes of festivals.
Like a Dashcon area where it's just that ball pit
and then like a fire festival
where it's like a Fumatent.
It's like 10.
With like a, what was it?
A cheese sandwich.
A cheese and bread.
With a slice of tomato or whatever they had there.
Get the full experience.
Yeah, we could just have people stand in the parking lot
for Tannicon and we could put on like fucking heat lamps
on a mother out there.
We don't need the heat lamps.
It's gonna be in July here.
Yeah, that was like, I was close enough to that
because that's our industry that I was at.
Where are you at?
I was at VidCon.
VidCon.
Which was in responsive VidCon.
Executing events is so difficult. Yeah. If one of those things were, I think even when we started RTX, I think we were like, which was in responsive VidCon. Executing events is so difficult.
Yeah.
If one of the things were, I think even when we started RTX,
I think we were like, oh, this will be easy.
We've been, and we had been to events for years,
and as exhibitors and as attendees,
we know how to do this, and it's not easy.
This fire festival doc coming out is actually really,
really bad, I think, for those people,
because you watch that doc, and one of the guys being interviewed is an attendee and you're like, well, why the
fuck is this guy giving away all this information about how he got duped, you know, and he got
suckered into this thing.
It's like, I wouldn't want to go on camera.
I just want to put it behind me.
But then the documentary is like, yeah, I want a $5 million judgment against him.
Probably won't get any of that money, but they don't say that.
I mean, because there's no money left or no, there was never any money to begin with.
One of the things they started with was the fact they bought
this island, but then they glossed over this so quickly
in the documentary, they bought this island,
but then the owner of the island kicked them off of it
with three weeks left.
The first one, Pablo Escobar.
Right, but if they bought the island,
how does the owner have the right to kick them?
I see it's all like shady like half-truths
and everything like that. I think just in that promotion,
they said they pulled the islands, but they would.
Somebody who went to Tannicon
and was stuck in that parking lot
or one of the people got wheeled away in the ambulance,
they're gonna see this fire festival dock
because it's kind of loosely connected to their experience.
And they're gonna hear that $5 million judgment.
They're gonna be like, oh, I'm gonna do that. Yeah, you know, and I'm sure they've already probably
had people talking to them.
So I think it's really bad for them.
I really do.
We have on a slightly different topic.
We have another pancake.
Another user submitted pancake.
Let's see it.
Oh, that's a cool set up.
It's a fire plate.
We can fire plate that TV over it.
At and incorporated.
Thank you for sharing your pancake,
your romantic fire lit.
I can't see the pancake.
I know, but I set up as all,
I think Gavin is a part of time
for Gavin to eat his pancake.
His massive rolled pancake.
Some, I'll have a bite.
It's like a burrito.
I just wanna burn myself.
I think it's cool down by now.
Can I say something that we do with this company
that I like?
It shows this year's size and coming this big enormous pancake reminds me of it.
Is we now do this thing where we celebrate people's birthdays all at once for a month?
I don't, do you, I don't like that.
That seems like I'd rather not do it.
Well this is.
Is it good?
Who wants one?
No, I don't.
I'm looking for that way, Barb.
It tells you to be chewing that.
I'd say this is like a good two, three pounds.
Wow. Dude. Oh, yeah. I'd say this is like a good two three pounds. Wow dude. Oh yeah, I got
it right here. Thanks. There you go. Um, I feel very, very accomplished in part of my organizing.
One of the things I was going to do, Gavin convinced me to buy this litter robot,
cat litter robot.
It's called a robot, but it's just,
it's a cat box that cleans itself.
Like a broom?
Yeah, except it stays in one place
and doesn't drive cat shit all over my house.
I have you in a weird way.
It's like a comb that goes through
and it pops into the mouth.
This looks like a big egg egg through and it pops into the mouth?
This looks like a big egg.
A-a-a-a-a.
Oh, I've seen them.
I've seen those, yeah.
And then it's got this whole system.
You'd like it, because it's like,
it puts the litter down in one place
and it keeps rotating, like a rolling sifter.
All the clumps stay up on the screen
and then they fall off into the bin.
That's it.
Y'all.
So, I had this thing.
That's the, by the way.
So it's like, I've opened the pop bay doors, how? It's like a total of like 2001. Yeah. It's like. Y'all. So, uh, I had this thing. By the way, like, I opened the Pob Bay Door's house.
It's like a 2001.
It was like a Salem cat.
It looks like a prop from portal, like aperture science, you know.
But, uh, mine went on the Fritz after a year.
This is not in any way endorsing this product.
A, it's expensive.
If something expensive, I expected to work,
even if it's cutting edge.
And it, it crapped out of cracked out of me after about a year.
And I went to Gavin, I was like, I was like, yeah, man, I go, I,
your litter box, I go, you're still happy with it.
Cause mine, mine, you know, it's not working anymore.
It's on the frit.
And Gavin just goes to me, nah, nah, mine died like six months ago.
And he never said anything about it, which I felt like you owed me to let me know
not that I could have done anything at that point,
but I felt like I went with this thing
on your recommendation.
It's all right because it got left outside.
Oh, well that's a normal excuse for it's all right.
I think mine died because it got cat poop on it.
I'm pretty sure that's what happened.
Oh cat poop locks that thing right up.
You don't want that.
You cannot poop anywhere here there.
No, mine's a bit of a should not get cat pooped. Mine messed up, but it was only because it was just too up. You don't want that. You can't cannot poop anywhere here there. There are parts of it that should not get capped.
Mine messed up, but it was only because it was just too full.
That's when it goes.
But I went online and I found these two dudes.
I think they're French and they have a robotic YouTube channel.
I'll look them up right now so I can give them a shout out.
For cat shit or just robots.
No, it's just robots in general.
And they told me how to fix it.
I ordered a part from them, a little weight sensor and fixed it
and it didn't work.
And I was like mad at the French guys. I think the French. And then I went
back this weekend and like did some more research and like calibrated the weight sensor.
And now it's perfect. Now it's perfect. Perfect. Perfect. It's no good products. It means
you have to change it and less than, you know, every day. Anything that you can do to reduce
the amount of time you deal with poop is money well spent.
If you could shit up front, go all of your shit for the month, but it took like 90 minutes.
Would you do it? I got to do it once a month. 90 minutes? I would absolutely do that.
You said 90 minutes a month, but it's like three minutes a day, right?
It is really inconvenient to have lots of stuff come out of you once a month every
month. All at one time. Would you rather bleed three minutes a day or just do it once?
Would you rather crust three minutes a day?
Can you tell when you can you tell when your periods coming because the crust stops? Is it like when
the tide goes away for a two-night? Yes, until you said when the crust stops. That's like when the tide goes away for a two-none? I was gonna say yes until you said when the crust stops.
That's like when the beat drops.
You can tell when the crust stops.
You can tell when you're period-draming
because you just feel this kind of like pulse.
Like you get a little bit crampy,
but it's almost like your uterus is just like,
you're just dying.
That on the inside?
Yeah, you can be purged.
Exactly.
All right, these guys are robot shop TV.
They seem like super nice dudes.
And I think they're French. You're a play a play there. They're. They're. Is it
top doing a weird accent? No, it's not. Sorry. That's gonna. See if they've eaten rabbit in the
last week. What accent is this? That's a robot, dude. I know. Sorry. It's a YouTube video.
I'll mini him, I think. Yeah. Yeah. That's French. Yeah. That's video. I have a lot of many of them, I think. I'm gonna turn it on if it's the robot shop TV. Yeah, that's French. It's the most way and we're both domestic robots.
Domestic robots.
Yeah, that's very unleto-
Phil and Jo's way, Phil and Jo's way.
So, I learned all about it.
But I like any other how-to video on YouTube.
There's a vernacular to YouTube.
And people always want a bitch about it.
Especially people on YouTube,
they're like the whole like and subscribe,
which we do on our YouTube videos
and don't do it in other places. People always complain about that, but you're fucking watching videos on YouTube to like the whole like and subscribe, which we do on our YouTube videos, and don't do it to other places.
People always complain about that,
but you're fucking watching videos on YouTube, you know?
It's like, you can't complain about the problem
when you're part of the problem.
If it works, if people are doing it,
that means it works.
And if you're such a fucking aficionado,
and you're gonna criticize the format,
go watch it somewhere else, you know?
I mean, really, you're the one doing the basic thing
of showing up on YouTube
to watch videos when there's a billion other places
to watch video, I digress.
Anyway, on this video, they would say
you would all have two videos,
because they'll watch like, how do I switch out a light switch?
Or, you know, how do I replace a pain of glass?
Can I predict what you're gonna say?
What am I gonna say?
Skip the first minute.
Skip the first minute, no, but the thing about it at the end
is like, if you liked our video,
be sure to subscribe to our channel, it's like, why would you want to subscribe
to a how to channel? It's like, oh, today we're fixing a Ford F-250. Oh, great. I need
to know about that. You know, I mean, it's just like, there's some channels what that does
not apply to. Very selective when you need them. Yeah. You are a search channel. You are
not a subscribe channel. It's like, I don't want to know like how to repair a faucet.
I don't know. You know what is a good one though is the lock picking lawyer. Trevor loves that.
It's all like I'm never going to pick a lock. I don't care. But anytime he picks in you lock, I'm like,
oh, let's see what's wrong with this one. I really want to see, you know, what problem this lock has.
So is there a perfect lock? Uh, he's done some that are good, but most of them are terrible
Like there's a lot of like I never realized there's a thing a lot of knockoff locks
Like it look a bad lock that looks like a good lock
But it's just like a third party manufacturer who's copying the way it looks and you take it apart
So I thought no it's garbage fucking I'm gonna subscribe to these guys
I want it. Sorry. We love my mind
Do you think I would see anything
if I had a macro lens
and I tried to film the quartz in a watch?
Or is it too small?
You could probably, you probably would be able to.
Cause it's, it's very high frequency, right?
The little fork.
Yeah, super high.
I actually don't know what that looks like.
I guess in my head I've always assumed it's just a chunk of rock in there.
I think it works.
Yeah, it's just a chunk of rock in there. I think it's a tiny tuning fork that
Yeah, when it gets electricity, it has a certain frequency that vibrates and very
specific.
The other way around.
Frequency.
Yeah, it's divisible by most like 15 times.
Four clock crystals vibrate at a frequency of 32,768 hertz.
So 30, 3000 times a second.
How long have they known that?
Like how did they fuck the measure that
back in the days of watchmaking?
You know, like how when did courts come around?
I guess I'm thinking of as being turned of the last century,
but maybe it was like the middle of the world century.
First, courts clock was built in 1927.
Okay.
And I think it's because when you do...
What's the difference? Some because when you do difference,
some crystals when you like impact them in some way,
they generate electricity and they work the other way.
So you can make them move with electricity.
Something that I've always been fascinated by
is like the way that things break on a molecular level.
Like when you get down to like a few molecules,
they break in very specific patterns,
like cubes or things like that.
Like things break in certain ways.
I always, I don't know why I've always been fast about it.
A corollary to that.
No thing I'm fascinated by is how things are cut like knives.
Like are there specific bonds that are cut?
Or like the way that you use a sharp object to wedge between another object.
Yeah.
Like what is that focal point that goes through and splits it?
I got up on a whole mental tangent today about that because I got up to go to the gym
Briefly then I got back into bed like I was gonna brush my teeth and I went back in bed
Then I actually got up for a second and when she got up I moved over to where her bed side of bed was warm
I thought about that story you tell what Trevor always warms up your side of bed
I was just over there trying to get her warm
And then I was thinking over there trying to get her warm. Yeah, that was cold. You feel her warm. And then I was thinking, it's like, those sheets are, it's heat, it's energy, they're
storing energy.
I don't think of sheets as like an energy storage device, but it's like, what is happening
to a sheet that makes its store energy?
Like, is the sheet-
Oh, a toilet seat.
Yeah, it's like, yeah, the toilet seat molecules vibrating like they retain the heat.
Heat's not like a thing that like hangs out on the seat for a while. It's an energy
and it's stored on a molecular level. You're not touching any of it, right? Either.
Right. You're touching the polar field. So I guess if you're, you're the vibrating at some point
and you're also releasing heat, then the heat, the seat is just getting it.
And then that takes a while to disperse when you've got up.
People who are joining us late in the podcast are just going to think we're a bunch of stoners because we're eating pancakes.
Metafixip, we have like chocolate chips. It's almost time to wrap up. Actually it's time to wrap up. But before we go, we do have a couple last pancakes to show.
Yes. From like the Reaper. Oh my God. Oh, you did it. You're trying to show me up. That's almost the exact shape you got.
I wanted to set up, dude,
how did his flip go as well?
I was like, these people at nice houses.
Oh, see, well look, you're not everyone's a professional.
It's a someone, if you're listening to the audio podcast,
someone tried the massive pancake flip.
It was like an accordion that I tried.
It was a little wrinkly.
It kind of looks like a crab.
Yeah, and if I may, they attempted
and they completely fucked it up.
So, good for you, but as fruit as I thought there would be.
That looks incredible.
Not as much fruit.
Oh, I like that.
That's pretty smart too, because they had a paper towel set up.
We didn't have that.
I did go across a couple of plates.
My presentation was off.
Their presentation was way better.
People are pretty inventive this year with the pancakes.
Oh, here's a nice thing.
Podcast listeners have very nice houses.
Just that countertop.
That's a nice countertop. That's a nice fireplace. That's a, I'm the last one now the countertop on this one right us over next
Can we do craps?
Are you gonna make them if you make them sure? Yeah, you make them don't you like one of those like spatula things to
Gavin will figure it out. Oh, you do like the yeah
Yeah, you like you like flatten it out with that
Yeah, you get good you get good flip on I think the ones I've always had before for Crapes
are it's almost like a kind of like a small dome.
Yeah, a little bit.
And then you turn it over, dip it in the batter,
and then that's the pan.
Like, cooks it on top of that.
I've never thought of that.
I've seen lots of good.
I've seen lots of good.
I've seen lots of good.
I've seen lots of good.
I've seen lots of good.
I've seen lots of good.
I've seen lots of good.
I've seen lots of good.
I've seen lots of good.
I've seen lots of good.
I've seen lots of good. I've seen lots of good. I've seen lots of good. I've seen lots of good. I've seen lots of good. And they like they just do crazy like they have a technique that humans develop. Yeah, I do anything multiple times. Are you a flat pan?
I am a flat panor. All right.
One thing. I'm a wrap up. Go ahead. I want to give a shout out to something that I saw
this weekend also that I liked, which was a show that I really enjoy. Brooklyn 9.9.
And there's a video online. They got renewed for season seven on NBC.
Oh, nice. And maybe it was because I watched the fire festival thing about this
vessel cup and seeing these like tech offices for all these people and everything.
But the video is really wholesome.
The somebody off camera, it sounds like an exec from NBC is telling them, we're happy
to have you back for season seven.
Everyone goes crazy.
They're all ecstatic.
They were apparently looked like they were doing a table read for an episode.
So they're all in one place.
And everyone's like high five and cheering and so happy. They were apparently looked like they were doing a table read for an episode to the role in one place and it was
Chi-Five and cheering and so happy
But what I noticed about it is Brooklyn 9.9 is a network television show that is in its
Six season now getting renewed for its seventh season major stars Terry Cruz
Andy Sandberg podcast alumni. Yeah exactly about a gas alumni
Andy Sandberg
You know they're on the show.
And there's a lot of people,
there's something about that video,
if you can go watch it where they're just in this shitty white room.
Like it looks like a break room on the studio with nothing on the walls.
It's just completely undecorated and they're doing this table read
at like four folding tables have like what look like blue vinyl tablecloths on them.
Like something you'd have at a picnic. And that's where they're doing their table read at like four folding tables to have like what look like blue vinyl table cloths on them like something you'd have at a picnic and that's where they're doing their table read and it's something that
I've always admired about production people is production people tend to have the shittiest offices
and then when they're big stars you think like oh they have like trailers and no brown M&Ms and all
that shit but it's like production people in general they want to make sure that every dollar they
spend ends up on the screen that's all that everything I've encountered for production people in general, they wanna make sure that every dollar they spend ends up on the screen.
That's all that, anything I've encountered
for production people has always been that way.
And I just like, I love seeing this video.
And a lot of the time,
a production person's office will move to the location
if they're, you know, hands on producing it.
So they have to have all this stuff
in like a portable set up anyway.
So it kind of doesn't really matter what room they're in.
Yeah, exactly.
And then I see this thing, like the fire festival
and it's like these guys and they're on yachts
and everything trying to figure out how to build people
out of money, you know.
And money shouldn't come first, but those things.
Right, so it gets all about the experience
and what you're creating for people, you know?
And I don't know, it's funny to me
that people we associate is being very well-established,
like the cast and crew and producers,
a Brooklyn 9.9, they're still like grit it out, you know,
and getting it done and making a good show for people.
And like these other guys who are just like showing up
and thinking, they think about the big thing
and how they're gonna emulate that
and then they just fail miserably
and make everybody's life a misery.
So anyway, I just wanna say something about that.
All right, so stay tuned.
Watch Brooklyn 9.9.
If you're watching, stay tuned.
We have our segment with Zachary Levi.
Come up immediately after this. Check it out, we had fun talking about that guy. If you're watching, stay tuned. We have our segment with Zachary Levi, come up immediately after this.
Check it out.
We had fun talking about that guy.
It's always a good time here.
He's handsome.
See y'all later.
Bye.
Bye.
Hey, everyone.
Well, that's a couple of metal.
That's another interesting podcast.
That's doing something a little special today.
We got a special guest with us.
We got Zachary Levi here.
Zach, we got Zach again.
All right, back again.
Zach again.
And then our headlining special guest, we got John Reisinger as well.
Yeah.
I'm your two.
I'm your two.
I'm your two.
I'm your two.
Camera on me.
Camera on me.
Camera on me.
There's like a million of you behind you.
All cameras on me.
All cameras on me.
And I have any two bucks of comic books where the internet expects us to have an encyclopedic
knowledge of every single comic book ever written. John is here to make sure that we stay on track. Right?
Right. You're going to fact.
You're going to be a lot of people.
You're going to be a lot of people. You're going to be a lot of people.
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John is here to make sure that we stay on track, right? Right. You're gonna fact check us as we go because if people don't know
Zachary Levi's in an upcoming superhero movie. Yes
You can't be in a game. I saw you're in the honor of
You can't be an endgame. I saw you in the theater.
I'm dead rock.
I'm already dead.
I'm dead as dead.
No, she's dead.
Yeah, it's coming out on April 5th, which is super, super exciting.
It's like, I showed the trailer to my wife.
And some of our favorite movies are movies where kids become adults big and 13 going on
third and stuff like that.
Freaky Friday.
Yeah, it's like, this is exactly your life, my life.
The food is right up her alley.
It's like a kid.
Oh, it gets superpowers.
It becomes like an adult superhero.
Yeah, I mean, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the elevator pitch right there.
But by the way, it's completely accurate.
It's, it's a big meat Superman.
That's what, that's what the movie is.
And it's got, I, I think it, to me, it feels like it's got some really kind of fun, I don't
know, amblin' feel to it, you know, so like, it's accessible for a whole family, but it's
not a kids movie, it's not a family movie.
It has some gravity and some darkness and, you know, good versus evil and the things.
So like if a kid accidentally stumbles into the theater, it's not a problem. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, family did own a movie theater and I was often walking around in it. Is that Barbara?
Are you doing Barbara right now?
It is.
It was kind of like an old Jewish woman doing Barbara.
Which is you.
Yes, I understand.
In 20 to 40 years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's where there's you going on 80s, what that was.
There's like going on 80s.
Yeah.
That's what everybody is saying.
Five.
There you go.
That's better.
So when you play a part that is also being played
by another actor in the same movie,
like I always read about Tom Hanks playing Forrest Gump, there was a young Forrest Gump
in the movie, actually based a lot of his accent on the young actor.
On the Hale Joulasman?
No, it was not Hale Joulasman.
Oh, he was a son, right?
Oh, he was a son, right?
Oh, he was a son, right?
Oh, he was a son, right?
Oh, he was a son, right?
Oh, he was a son, right?
Oh, he was a son, right?
Oh, he was a son, right? Oh, he was a son, right? Oh, he was a son, right? Oh, he was a son, right? Hey, this is our shelf life on Forest Gump.
I'm gonna watch it tonight.
Spoiler he ran a lot.
By the way, it is one of my favorite movies of all time.
I love that movie, it's so good, it's so good.
It holds up remarkably well too.
Even the special effects are pretty like,
cause I remember when they did that stuff,
I was one of the first movies that ever really did
like that kind of face, like really good facial replacement stuff.
Like JFKK shaking hands
and all the you need to splicing them into the world is like this is so incredible. Now
that was obviously light years better but even then it was like at the time and you watch
it go it's still pretty good. It did help they had the historical footage which is already
kind of grainy. Yeah totally. I'm also like kind of fixed out a lot of the you know clipping
people in they can just put a little grain over the top of it. Oh for sure. Yeah totally.
It's like an Instagram filter.
Do you have to work with the young actor who plays Billy Battson?
Yeah, so it's interesting.
I mean, you know, uh, uh, Forest Gump, both Tom Hanks movies, but but Forest Gump, uh, he
was the older version of the same character.
Um, uh, but they were kind of in two different time, you know, it, it was, and they weren't
in this, they didn't exist in the same right all the same time. Literally one of the big, big, they exist in the same time, you know, it was, and they weren't in this,
they didn't exist in the same world,
they're same time.
Literally one of the big, big,
they exist in the same time,
except that the way the premise of big work
is that he went from being young to being big
and stayed big the whole movie
and then went back to being young again in Shazam,
we're constantly shifting back and forth
within the same time space.
So it's a really interesting,
I mean, it's, that was really more, you know,
David Sandberg our director, I mean, it was really more, you know, David Sandberg, our director,
I'm just trusting him that he,
because he was the through line,
but between my performance and Asher,
Angel's performance and just,
you know, making sure that it all adds up.
And, you know, and Asher and I got some time to rehearse,
like get to know each other and hang out and break some bread
and met his family and all that.
And we got some time to rehearse and go through some scenes,
but it was very limited, unfortunately,
because we were starting production,
and he was still working on his Disney show,
Handy Mac at the time.
And so he worked on that all the way up to when he started shooting.
So we didn't have a lot of time to get to hang out,
or he didn't get to watch me doing a lot of the stuff
that I was doing and so on and so forth.
But I mean, I trust David, you know, I think, and that's what you have to do, you know, every movie, the director
is the captain of the ship. And, you know, he or she says what they're looking for and you
try to have to honor that as best you can. And yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. But Ash are
so talented. I mean, he's like, he's gonna be like another Justin Timber like that kid.
He's like, he's a Disney kid, not Justin, that yeah, he sings really good.
Does he sing in the movie?
No, there's no singing in the movie.
Yeah, maybe.
No, no.
No, yeah, he's like super talented.
He's like dances and sings and like he's the whole night.
Did you all get matching tattoos when you were after?
We did.
Yeah.
We got those, we got those Elvis Presley Thunderbolts
PCB. Yeah.
Right. If I could for right maybe you can well the mic blocking it you can't.
I saw it. I can't wait. By the way, uh, a little bit of attention, but I think so awesome.
Uh, the the the T.C.B. the Elvis T.C.B. Thunderbolts. You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah. Right. Yeah. I can't with T.C.B. Thunderbolts. You know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah, I can't. Yeah, yeah.
The key in all of his guys had tattooed on them.
That my cousin, Nikki, also has tattooed on her
because she's deaf when she's a rock star.
And also, Elvis is like little half-cape.
Both of those are because of Captain Marvel.
Because of Shazam's originally a Captain Marvel
and specifically even Captain Marvel Jr.
who was Freddie's character back in the day,
that Elvis was obsessed with.
And that's why he wore a cape like that.
And that's why he has the thunderbolt as his insignia.
I never knew that.
No, bro.
Check it out, guys.
Did you know that?
I actually didn't know that.
Oh, that's a comics.
Because that's an Elvis fact.
I don't know Elvis.
Oh, shut up.
If you don't know Elvis, then you don't know anything. Did Elvis make his way into any Shazam comics ever? Oh, that would be's an Elvis fact. I don't know. Oh, if you don't know Elvis and you don't know anything,
did Elvis make his way into any Shazam comics ever?
Oh, that would be really interesting to see.
What had to stand stark?
Because it probably didn't start.
I kept him up for it.
But it was it was a part of 1939.
I looked it up earlier.
It was 1939.
Here's a here's a quote for faucet comics
as Captain Marvel.
Trivi, what was it?
Fosset comics.
Yeah, basically ripped off Superman and he's's like, that's what they did.
They ripped off Superman and then they started out selling Superman.
So then they got sued by DC or the entity that essentially was DC at that time.
And Fossick then went under not too long after that.
And then DC bought all of Fossick's catalog.
So that's how they ended up with Captain Marvel.
And then they kind of let the name lapse
with the rights and the trademarks and stuff.
And then Marvel swooped in and grabbed the name.
And now there's been all it's been,
it's a very convoluted, it's a very convoluted.
So then after that happened, they couldn't sell a comic.
DC couldn't sell a comic that said Captain Marvel on it.
Sure.
You could call him that in the comic,
but you couldn't actually say Captain Marvel on the front.
So a lot of people never, if you're just a glancing person, like you read other comics,
but you don't know that one, you're like, oh, that's called Shazam, because it would say,
with the power of Shazam, become Earth's mightiest mortal, just a little bit of just back
history, just some history.
So now you're in a film coming out called.
And that's where baby's coming from.
And that's, yes.
And that's why the movie is called Shazam.
How many times do you think you've said the word Shazam?
You don't say it in the middle.
Good amount, but do you say it in the movie?
Cause it's a bit, he only said it.
Yeah, I say it when I transform back to,
Oh, you go back, right?
Okay, we go back and forth.
Yeah.
Someone should do a super cut of every time you say Shazam.
I can, including all your pro-scribers.
Like Lady Gaga's super cut of her thinking, Bradley Cooper.
So you and Asher didn't like, tag out on set or anything like that.
I mean, he takes it away.
Every once in a while, we'd be there both shooting on the same day or night as it worked
as we shot like 75% nights.
But yeah, it was like gnarly.
It was crazy.
And it's herana when the middle of winter.
Wow.
That was pretty brutal.
But what's that?
I know that story.
You know that.
It's not fun.
But yeah, occasionally we'd be working together
when we'd get that little like, you know, tap wrestler
and wrestler out.
Yeah, absolutely.
There's a shot in the first trailer that was released
that legitimately showed Asher walking, saying the word,
and then you're there to say spot.
Yeah, we were both there shooting that.
Yeah, I think it's the big shot.
Yeah, which is great.
That was like a shot that I was hoping
that they've included in the show.
Yeah, it's like direct transformation. Have you seen the great. That was like a shot that I was hoping that they've included in the trailer show. Yeah, direct transformation.
Have you seen the one where he jumps off the roof
that's in the trailer?
We've seen that.
Oh, it's such a great shot.
I stay away from like later trailers
because once I decide that I'm like,
I'm gonna see this movie.
I don't want anything else to rerune.
I think that's smart.
People get over saturated with trailers
and you've already seen like the whole movie.
Well, the purpose of the trailer is to get you
to go see the movie.
They don't, honestly, at the end of the day,
they tend to not care if they spoil the movie
and it really the director or a producer that's involved
with it really has to have a heavier hand
of making sure they don't.
I always think about the Terminator movies.
Every Terminator movie has been spoiled,
a big twist in it by the trailer.
Like every Terminator 2, even the Genesis one
that had the guy from Avatar.
If you watch the trailers,
it's like the biggest moment in the film is in the trailer.
It's always crazy to me.
There's a trailer that just came out for some movie
about a dog.
A dog's purpose.
A dog's purpose where it literally shows the entirety.
No wait, that was the first one.
A dog's way home.
A dog's way home.
The same movie basically.
But yeah, the entire movie is like the trailer.
It's like the first day it loses their dog
and then the dog, it's journey to find its way back home.
But if you're, it shows everything everything if you're gonna see that movie though
You want to go see the uplifting story don't you want to know if the dog's gonna make it or not
You don't want to you don't want it like a wow
Happy in a life yeah, I don't want to see the trailer for your movie, guess.
I do not want to see it.
I do now.
I don't want to talk about dogs enough.
Let's not do that.
Let's move it off of that topic.
So what was it like?
So you wear this awesome suit in the movie.
Like, what do you have a memory of like putting it off
for the first time?
Oh, shit.
I'm a superhero. The, yeah, yeah. 100% as soon as I got the job, like, would you have a memory of like putting it off for the first time to be like, holy shit. Like, I'm a superhero.
The, yeah, yeah, 100%.
As soon as I got the job, like the first thing they had me do
was go get measured immediately because they had back time to,
like I got hired the last possible,
they could hire someone because they knew how long
they needed the lead time to make the suit.
And it was like, I don't know, let's say eight weeks.
And we, they had all gotten all the way up to that.
And so as soon as I got the job,
they sent me directly to the costume designer suit.
I'd already been working on all this stuff, obviously.
And then we did all the measurements
and then not too long after that,
we had a little initial kind of first prototype
to put on the red spandex and everything.
And I was sitting there looking at this thing
in the mirror and I couldn't believe it.
I was like, this is everything.
This is not even just like as an actor
what I've dreamt about being able to do
at some point in my career along the way.
And I've been so blessed because I got to play characters
like Fandall supporting Thor
and the Thor movies which is cool,
but we didn't really have all that much to do.
This is a bonafide cape wearing super hero.
And so the actor and he was like,
oh my gosh, what an incredible thing and bucket list,
but the kid in me was losing his mind.
I was like, what is happening right now?
All of all these comics and all this time
that I've spent loving these worlds,
and although I didn't really know Shazam
when I was growing up, I was more of a Marvel kid,
but still nonetheless, all of these worlds,
and I now get to be that guy.
Did you get emotional?
Yeah, little, I still do occasionally.
I mean, I think it's important,
I think these characters we pour a lot of our time
and our energy into, that's why I have always had
an appreciation for fans as I am when I understand
how much we personalize these things a lot.
You know, so they mean a lot to us.
And I think that you have to, I think we all need to understand that when things don't
go exactly the way we think they should go, we shouldn't take it personally.
It's not anybody trying to hurt you because, you know, they did something like this with
a story or that with the character, whatever.
But I'm a firm believer that we ought to really respect and honor the source material and the fans that have kept that IP going for so long and try to incorporate as much of that love and those nods and no matches as you can and give those back to the fans.
So I, yeah, looking at myself wearing the suit, I was like, I get to be, I get the honor of playing this character and the responsibility that comes along with that, you that, to go in honor all the fans who have supported it.
It's super cool.
That fun moment of being the kid and looking in the mirror
and you put on the superhero suit,
it seems like you could use that
to play this character in particular, right?
About 100%.
Dude, this is one of the coolest things
about this particular character.
And it's rare that you see a character like this.
In fact, and other people have far more comic book
knowledge than I do.
I think I have a pretty good amount.
And of all the characters that I know in both DC or Marvel,
the only other character that I can think of that has this like
childlike, you know, adolescent type exuberance and like
overall just like stokage to be a superhero is Peter Parker.
Peter Parker and Billy Batzen to me have these very similar feels in that.
They're good, hard-ed kids that are smart and apt and then all of a sudden out of nowhere,
they didn't ask for it, they got this thing.
And instead of now sitting and brooding and being upset about it or like, oh my gosh,
you know, they're immediately out there testing it out and learning and then they want
to go and do good in the world.
And so I didn't have to, I'm sure like,
anyone who's played Batman or Superman
or any other, you know, brooding, strong character like that
has always had to really probably temper themselves
in their enthusiasm on set because they're like,
even though inside they're stoked that they get to do this,
then they gotta be like, I'm Batman.
But I didn't have to do that at all.
I got to just literally start to work
and be like, I just keep this going.
You can go for it.
Oh my God, Hell yeah.
I'll bring a speaker to set all the time
and just play music and like,
because I think, you know,
by A, I think music makes life better always,
but I think particularly when you're kind of sitting around
on set sometimes, there's a lot of downtime
and like, just to keep energy up
and because it's fun, there's a lot of like genuine fun in this movie.
And I didn't want to lose any of that
in the real stuff that was happening in me.
I wanted to keep that going as much as I could.
I love that they do have to tone that stuff down.
Have you ever heard about the franchise?
That's a real bad problem with that.
What he's talking about exactly is Star Wars.
They have an ongoing problem in Star Wars
where the actors will make noises for their guns and their lightsaber.
Oh yeah, I've seen footage of that. Yeah, the Lord earned like make the Pew Pew noises.
Pew pew.
In the movie saying pew pew.
I think they've grown up watching Star Wars.
Sure.
And they're just, that's who we all are.
And the kids doing stuff that we can't believe we get to do.
Yeah, didn't they say you and McGregor and the prequels was causing me like, whoa.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Okay, they made the lights in.
I love that.
It really is.
I think it must be so cool to grow up, especially reading comics and being into superheroes
and then to actually now be someone's superhero.
Like kids are going to be watching that movie and you're going to be their hero.
Oh, yeah.
That is so cool to me.
It's so heavy.
It's so cool.
I can't wait for Halloween this year.
I can't wait to see how many kids dress up.
Like, who are you gonna dress up as?
I know.
That's a lot.
I don't know.
You can keep a suit.
Can you dress up as Captain Marvel?
Can you be Captain Marvel?
That would actually be pretty good.
That would be pretty good.
I know, I know. There's like four even in the Marvel. Even in the Marvel. Even in the Marvel. Can you be Captain Marvel from Marvel? That would actually be pretty good. That would be pretty good. That would be a good one.
There's like four even in the Marvel.
Even in the Marvel.
Even in the Marvel.
Even in the Marvel.
Even in the Marvel.
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It was Mary Marvel back in the day.
And her name is Shazam.
Shazam?
Wow.
Shazam.
Oh, fingernail painting emoji.
Shazam.
That was good.
That's super good.
It's super quick too.
That's gonna be me.
I hate myself.
That's becoming a meme.
I gotta say to you Zachary's in another show
that when I saw it the first season
I immediately came to Barbara and said you've got to watch Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. Yeah. Oh shit. You haven't seen this too
Fuck
Well, no, that's not a spoiler. I mean it's really not clearly my friend Barbara doesn't follow me closely enough on social media
I don't care. She doesn't care. Holy crap. Social needs fail right here.
That's beard.
How did you...
Where did Barbara go? There's a beard in the middle.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's a beard.
Don't know.
It's a beard.
I don't know.
It's a beard.
She's never started where she's here.
She's never started where she's here.
She's never started where she's here.
She's never started where she's here.
She's never started where she's here.
She's never started where she's here. She's never started where she's here. She's never started where she's here. She's never started where she's here. She's never started where she's here. It's something that's worth the job is pal. I'm like, why don't we show it up for a second job on Nobada?
Just, you know how you say beard in French, it's Balboo.
Balboo.
Balboo.
What were we talking about?
Oh, the Marvelous Beard.
You were talking about Marvelous Beard.
It's such a fantastic show.
What a freaking cast.
It's so delightful.
It's such an incredible cast.
The creators who are the writer producers and directors of most episodes, Amy Sherman, Paladino
and Dan Paladino are so talented and so cool and we're so gracious to invite me into
that whole world and be a part of that show and literally like just get to, you know,
kind of, you know, jump into their slipstream while they were heading for all of these
awards that they were grabbing. And then I got to win a Saga Award as a part of the ensemble.
And I mean, it was all super dreamy,
but they deserve all of it, man.
I mean, every department,
every person in that crew and that cast,
and all the above the line
and the other producers, Dana,
like they strive for excellence
and you see it on screen.
It's really really special.
And you need to watch the second season.
Yeah, there you go.
That's a lot of fun.
I like to go through the first one.
I love that character, Ben Jiminy.
He's such a cool character.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
I just want to tell you in person,
I just, your approach to that character is great.
Oh, cheers.
Well, that's a lot of their writing, though.
You know, I mean, that's when they,
when I had my first conversation with Amy and Dan,
I was like, who is this guy?
And I, so he's, you know, he's different.
He's weird and he likes different weird girls.
I think you're a cast.
By the way, it is a little bit of a...
There's a lot of Benjamin in me, for sure.
For sure.
But yeah, it was a great role.
And they wrote him excellently.
And Rachel, you couldn't ask for a better scene partner.
She's so talented.
She's so gracious.
And, you know, the whole group welcomed me
with open arms and so much love,
and we just got to play tennis together
and with incredible dialogue, you know,
and it's a dreamy job.
And so much dialogue too,
it seems like a script for that show,
must be like two pages a minute or more.
Just like, you must get books for the scripts.
Yeah, I don't know, I mean, they never particularly felt long in page count, but certainly the
cadence and the super rapid fire. But that's what they've been doing. I mean, Amy, who
Sherman Paladine also did Gilmore girls. And I never saw Gilmore girls, but I heard it
was the same. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, there's no breath. Yeah. I'm going to go back and
walk down the same with Maisel. I mean, there's no breadth. Yeah, I'm going to go back and walk.
And the same with Maisel, I mean, you know, that's kind of their, their wheelhouse, like they
really understand that.
And clearly people resonate with it.
It's, you know, doing well.
I also wanted to, something else, what John has been.
I have a question that I wanted to ask about Shazana specifically.
Mm-hmm.
About to.
Okay, so specifically the director himself, uh, Sanbury, his previous films were...
Poor films, though.
He did lights out and Annabelle and that kind of thing.
Yep.
Is that like in Shazam at all?
Does it get like freaky at all?
Or did he have to like turn that completely off?
Does that get freaky?
Um, that's how you get freaky.
This is how you get freaky.
This is how you get freaky.
They will on Halloween.
Uh, Shazam.
Shazam.
You mean you brought that? You mean you brought that? You mean you brought that? You weren't even proud of that. They were on Halloween. Uh, shes man. Just calm down over here, shes man.
You weren't even proud of that.
So, so, you know, honestly, it's, it's, it's one of the reasons why I think that David
was such an inspired choice.
As a director, you know, that, that new lion and Warner Brothers made because I think
that, well, clearly what he showed them was that he could execute
making a film multiple times over, like lights out.
He was, he's like a Swedish cat who was discovered
through his shorts and stuff online on YouTube,
which are really good and that's how lights out.
Yeah, excuse me, how lights out happened
and they gave him an X amount of dollars
to make that movie and then that made X amount of dollars.
And they're like, okay, well, we'll give you now X amount of dollars and then
Anable creation made X amount or Annabelle to an animal creation animal creation. Yeah
At any rate, you know, so so that kept working very well on a monetary level and and also on a creative level
He was making good films and then they were looking at this IP and I think you know
It was really smart for them to say, hey, this guy actually could actually could make
a really cool difference version of this with, you know, with some actual, I don't know,
choices that other people might not necessarily make within the studio system. Because, you
know, look, a movie about a 14 year old
who can become an adult and has superpowers
can easily fly off the rails.
Like easily become a, my, my, my, like all,
like just all of the wings and all the nudges.
No, I mean, I mean,
you know, to be a fan of Shazam
and knowing the absurdity of it.
Like, and also like a little bit of the,
the falters and steps along the way of DCs.
Yeah.
It was the Cinemake universe. It was and steps along the way of DC's, you know, Cinemake Universe.
It was leading up to the release of the trailer for Sizem that I was like,
Yeah, oh, you see?
Sure.
Trailer sold me on it instantly.
I was like, that's like for someone who's like, I think the trailer came out like after Justice League
and Justice League was like, Oh, trailer came out, yeah, Comic Con of San Diego, which is well
after Justice League.
And so Justice League already had like kind of a salty flavor in my mouth of like, you know,
execution of these big titles.
And again, Shazam is a title that I've always loved a lot.
And I was like, I really want this to be good.
Treylor sold me immediately.
But I was just so surprised from going from
when the director was announced from his previous work.
And not that a director who's got a different genre of work
before and can't do stuff.
I mean, Jordan Peel is that person
he's been doing comedy.
And he's like, I'm the King Horror.
So just the fact that when the trailer came out,
the tone was just so perfect.
It was that not cheesy, not like for the wink wink at the camera,
but still a good level of like, humor and moderation of it all.
I was so good for it.
Good filmmakers are good filmmakers.
You remember when Peter Jackson was announced
that he was taking on the Lord of the Rings trilogy?
He's serious.
Peter Jackson, the dude who makes the weird public movies.
Yeah.
Yeah, what did they do?
They did it to make the Beatles.
Meet the feeble.
Meet the feeble.
That's what he did before, Lord of the Reals.
Yeah, and Dead Alive was another one
that's called, I think Heavenly Creatures
was the only serious movie.
He did weird, go and go and play horror films.
But he was a good filmmaker and people loved his movies.
Yeah, it was a big deal.
It's like, why are they giving him that money?
Yeah, and by the way, that was unprecedented
because how often before or after have you
seen a studio, any studio commit to making a trilogy right out of the gate?
Yeah.
Eight months of filming.
Every once in a while, like eight months of filming of all three films.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's cross the board.
And because like the best you'll ever see is like, you know, it's like a back to the
future or or or matrix kind of a situation
where they made the first one and they go, oh, this did really well. Now we'll give you a bunch of
money and you can go two, three back to back. Yeah. But never do you see a studio say, yeah,
here's all the money. Here's one you make. But anyway, an epic, like epic of epics and you're the guy
who did those films. Yeah. Yeah. He showed the vision. He showed the vision. I think David, probably in their initial meetings,
showed the vision of how he thought this could all work out.
And I think it's awesome.
I think he and Maxine, our DP,
have painted a lot of really, really cool frames
to capture this world in.
And also, like I was referring to earlier,
the good versus evil theme throughout the film,
you want the evil to be scary, you want the evil to be evil.
You want it to be dark, you need it to be dark.
And I think a David Sandberg is that kind of guy
who understands dark, because he does that horror stuff.
And then, but he's also very funny.
He's a super, super dry sense of humor, but he's very funny. And so he got that stuff.
And, you know what?
And I am also super indebted to him for giving me so much leash,
like allowing me to go and kind of inhabit this character.
And every time he saw something,
was like, you know, maybe that doesn't feel like exactly
what I'm looking for.
And, you know, I was like, great, cool.
Let's, you know, like the, he collaborated with me. And I was like, I'm saw something was like, you know, maybe that doesn't feel like exactly
what I'm looking for.
And you know, I was like, great, cool.
Let's, you know, like, he collaborates fantastically.
And he has, I, opinions about like specifically about what he wanted, you know, I mean, I
remember sometimes, you know, in that supermarket, or, or, um, quickie mart scene that's in the
trailers where, you know, the guys, the, the thugs are shooting me.
Yeah.
And the bullets, like the first one bounces
And I hits the ground and kind of slow them all like with that night. Well, we were shooting it. David was sitting there with the bag of shells or
Yeah, bag of shells and he was very and looking at a monitor with the framing and he's just very like one by one until it was the exact perfect shell
Drop and bounce. He was the one dropping him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah or not still, I guess there was the flattened both.
It's a lot.
Yeah, he and I both, yeah, because occasionally there was something around me and I got to
drop some, but anyway, the point is the specificity he cared, you know, he cared about making
this movie and he had that darker side in his back pocket to really keep, I think,
you know, that evil evil.
So who dropped the bullet right?
Was it you were him?
I know.
You know what?
These lips are sealed.
You know, you're here at the commentary. Well, we, uh, we need to wrap up.
I got one question. The last question before we wrap up, eight weeks, you found out before
the suit was done and everything like that. Uh, did you know you're playing stupid?
I just got asked, did you like go to the gym? I wanted to mention, can we
caval complimented you? Right? Didn't he like Instagram posts if you wanted to?
Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, he was.
He was, he was very complimentary.
Yeah, man, I mean, look, literally the day I got called
and I got the job, I was at the gym,
I was already getting back into the gym anyway
because I was like, I just need to go and be healthy, man.
I just wanna be, I smoke in all kinds of stuff.
Congrats.
Thank you, oh my gosh, it's been almost two years, guys. It's so, so, so good. I feel so much of stuff. Congrats. Congrats. Oh my gosh, it's been like almost two years guys.
It's so, so, so good.
It feels so much better.
It's the best.
Oh my gosh, you can bring anything in anyway.
We'll talk about smoking in another time.
But, but, but yeah, so no, I've been in the gym five, six days a week for the last two
years and eating tons of calories depending on if I'm in a build phase or a cut phase or
whether it is now because we're going on tour.
We're about to start this press tour and you know, I need to stay kind of like light and healthy
and like moving forward.
So,
yeah,
I don't know about to start this press tour.
No, no, no, no, no.
I still have two more days of freedom.
Then we go crazy.
Yeah.
Well, you look great.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
I feel good.
I'm super, super grateful.
I hope that wherever we go in the world, I hope that wherever this movie opens in the world that people, that it resonates with them and that they enjoy it and they feel like we put our heart and soul and blood, sweat and tears into what because we did.
And I think I think we made, I haven't seen it yet, so I don't know, but I think we made something really good.
When do you get to see it like on premiere?
No, there's gonna be screenings that lead up to the actual Premiere in LA.
I'm not sure at which one I will get to see it,
but yeah, it looks super fun.
The trailers look like super bright.
Yeah, like yeah.
I know there's a new one.
I have a good time.
There's a new trailer dropping soon.
I don't know exactly when,
but for all the people out there
that are yelling for the second trailer,
guys, it's coming, I promise there is one.
All right.
Well, thanks for watching everybody.
We're all really looking forward to seeing the coming.
Thank you for having me back, guys.
We're talking by.
We're good to have you back on the podcast.
We're just a few days.
All right, check out.
Bye.
Thank you, John.
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