Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Booster Made Me Horny - #721

Episode Date: October 5, 2022

Join Gus Sorola, Blaine Gibson, Blizzb3ar, and Armando Torres as they welcome Blizz to his first day, and talk about the revitalization of mullets, bullying with style, short kings and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by Square Space, Betterhelp, and MeUndies: Go to http://squarespace.com/ROOSTERTEETH to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or Domain. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first month. Go to http://meundies.com/roosterteeth to get 20% off your first order and free standard shipping on US orders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Listen we're out of it. We're in a weird order. We're in a weird order. We're in a temp space. We're in a weird or attempt space There's production going on in the normal podcast space. So we're over here in the podcast room Welcome bliss it's your first day. Yeah, you're welcome survived my first day here I found out this morning did you we have orientation? I did not know that I didn't know that either I've been an orientation. Yeah, it's pretty fun. You learn about everything. You learn about like who is who and who makes the cut.

Do they have like photos and like? Yeah, they have photos. Is Bernie. He's gone now. No, we don't know why we still have the photo. Oh no. Yeah, I was here and Blizz was stuck outside our office because he didn't know the door code.

And I was typing in every possible combination in my head. I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, was typing in every possible combination in my head. Like, oh, oh, eight. This is it. And we walked into the office like, I need to do my orientation. Can I do it here? I was like, what? Yeah. I feel like a freshman college student, like ready for orientation and no one knows when

I'm talking about it. I'm like, who's it with? Greg? Oh, sorry, sorry. I'm just, Greg's it with? Greg? Oh, sorry, sorry. Greg? Yeah, okay. We call it, we call it G-reg. Yeah, you'll figure these things out. My favorite thing that you posted today was, it was a picture of you with like the whiteboard. It was awesome. Yeah, that was my partner's idea.

You're 26,000 months old. You don't look young. Young. You don't look at you. You don't look a month over 22,000. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, it's all the chemical acts that I consume. Can I ask you like, I was actually thinking last night,

I was like, oh, Bliss is gonna be in tomorrow morning. You think about me? And yeah, no, I absolutely do. I was like, I've been so excited. And Kristen talks about you all the time. My girlfriend loves Bliss. I have been texting your girlfriend. That's five, man.

No, she loves you. She's been wanting to play and stuff about you all the time, my girlfriend loves Blast. I have been texting your girlfriend. That's fine, man. No, she loves you. She's been wanting to play and stuff with you. But I was like, I wonder what must be going through his mind right now. He's starting a new job tomorrow. I wonder if he's nervous and what if he's not going to sleep well tonight? How old things have been? Surprisingly, I think because I keep visiting you all, it just felt normal. It felt like I was coming in for a visit.

It's like a long visit now at this point so i wasn't as nervous because i know all you all already versus i'm coming in as a new person i don't know all the other way or anything like that so i was fine we wanted to try to make you feel comfortable and welcome your first day remember the last time you are on the podcast i said we're gonna have ice cream on your first day so if you look over your right, you'll see there's a cooler behind you. That's filled with ice cream. If you want to dust, if you want to pull that over, it's got to handle. You and the joke being joke in very loosely termed, they used to work in an ice cream truck. Yes.

So we brought ice cream for you to pass out to us. OK. Oh, wow. OK. I'm going to assume the keto one is for. I guess it is now. Let's take a look at these macros. 16 fat grams.

Good, Lord. I'm going to give. I don't know what this one is. Oh, this blue bell? This is like a Texas ice cream plate. That was good. Do you want a fruit bar? This unit is not labeled for individual retail sale. Let me look at the blue bell.

Let me look at that blue bell. Well, I'll tell you what it is. I'll look it up here in a second. Would the macros or? No, it's chocolate. Ooh. Doesn't list the macros, but that's okay. Oh, it looks like frozen shit.

Yeah. I want a fruit bar.'s also a drumstick. Anybody back there? Yeah, I'll offer to the crew. Oh, would you would you like some? Okay. Here. Throw them a drumstick. Then you. Oh my gosh. Wow. Okay, you said you wanted a drumstick.

Actually, give me a blue. Give me a blue belt. It's going to be 350. Well, the drumstick up. I, dude, I haven't carried cash in so long. Thank you. Actually give me a give me a blue give me a blue bell. It's gonna be 350 well the drums up I dude I haven't carried cash in so long. Thank you. You just gave me a reason why I changed my wallet You know, it's great is like with blizz here It's I have like friends who don't pick on me as bad as you Barbara and Chris We're talking John or capable. No, Blaine's my bestie. Yeah, yeah Meltdown dude, that's my best man this most recent episode of meltdown what's absolutely nuts and

I felt the joy I'm gonna say this in a way. And it's which is vague and doesn't spoil anything. I don't eat ice cream weird, Bozo. I felt the joy that Meg Turnie felt in this episode, like a lot of watching the joy she experienced. I was like, I can relate to that. I know, I know that feeling.

I'll do one. Winning one? Winning one? Yeah. Oh man. I was like, that's my spirit animal. It was this episode. So fun.

There's a lot of stuff, obviously, that gets cut. But like us walking around the base and stuff and like she just kept going, I think they even left parts of it in but she keeps going, wow. Yeah. Oh my god. Exciting, amazing. It's exciting. It was so good. I think they even left parts of it in but she keeps going wow

It like sucks though because a part of me Once to see the footage of like blame and I doing stuff together because we did stuff Yeah, we did a lot of stuff together during this season So like just understand that blame and I our besties. That's all you know I mean these episodes there's so much fun. They're fucking rad. They could be an hour hour You can zoom that ice cream so quickly. I had to get it out so I could. Oh, that was so smart. Okay. I, um, yeah, the, the, the, so I made a comment on the, where should he cite for the video where I said, I may be biased, uh, because I was in season one to survive block island, but that being said, this most recent episode was my favorite episode out of both seasons so far. That chopping block was insane.

The chopping, the level of manipulation that occurred and the layers of thought that went into it, we're just like, I had to like pause the video at one point and be like, okay, so if this, then this, then okay, you're good. That episode is a good, like, it's a good start, it gets a lot better. Yeah, it's hair polingly frustrating and complex and awful.

It's such a fun experience. I keep, like, hoping that they'll do, like, in all stars. I have the doing all stars. I would like to be on it. I think you could. Well, we can't say what happens. I don't even know if we've, like, there's still so many people in the building. I would like to see, oh, participate in a season of SBI

before we even get to. Well, I think you should do a season three and then do All Stars. Yeah. And see in, uh, fuck it. Uh, Kayla was supposed to be the squad team force representative. Uh, I guess along with Blizz. Um, but it turns out Kayla gets super bad, motion sickness when she's playing Minecraft. So I am so for Kayla being in the show, because I think she would do great at the social game like in Kayla's 100%

Everettlessly funny, so I think I'm gonna go through and change her Minecraft settings with her like the FOV and the head bob and all that stuff We did also help if if at worst case like she like windowed down really small You mentioned that Like it's not filling up as much of her vision. It's like a tiny little thing So it doesn't make you as sick. I mean, I'm pretty sure that panton played on us on an iPhone, you know iPhone in a controller God I can still one throw this away because I don't know if I'm gonna finish it I don't want to melt all of the microphone. It's your trash can around

It happened to him what people keep asking for trash can Yeah, I can ask you for a trash can. It was to him. What? People keep asking for trash can. I can run for trash can. But it was not only last time we recorded Stinky Dragon. Remember I was asking for a trash can. Yeah, sure you were. There's not one until, yeah, I'm the hallway. It's not too far. Thank you Tyler.

Speaking of Stinky Dragon speaking of a survival at Kyle and my character and Stinky Dragon are D&D podcasts, which you should listen to or a camera you are. My character, Kai Borg always goes left. It's just a dumb character thing that I brought in because of my own OCD brain in real life. I chose the leftmost box in a challenge type thing

in this episode. And someone in the comments pointed it out and they're like, oh, blame left. Just like this, D&D character. It's like, thank you for noticing. And it paid off. Because Jesus Christ. At the start of pay you off, because Jesus Christ. At the start of this episode,

that no one heard Gus said that, oh, I pulled up some of Blizzard's tweets, which is so weird. I just tweeted, I'm so happy that my majority of my TikTok audience are women who peg, who want to peg me. Oh, how do you know that?

The comments. The reason I said that is, before we started someone in chat said that they hope that I had gone through your tweets because I think last time you were on I brought up one of your old tweets. Uh, there's something to talk about. Sometimes my tweets are like unhinged. I think that's the best way of describing it, but I will never be as unhinged as iffy. Do.

Iffy so, it's wild wild I think I'm fine so that's kind of how I'm basing the level of what I'm doing right now I can see a mutual friend a female post something that's like a like a pretty picture and then I I'll just be like I bet if he replies to this and then sure like nine times out of 10 he's on top of it and then if he will do that to my pictures and be like, I bet if he replies to this and then sure, like nine times out of 10, he's on top of it. And then if he will do that to my pictures and be like, if I speak and I'm like, what are you talking about? I'm trying to remain holy on this Sunday.

He does a good thing. Like if I post like, you know, workout stuff, he'll be like, hi, hi. Yeah, hi, I pin you up. Yeah, if he's gasping everybody up, it's great. Yeah, if he's a good person, I mean. Good person. Everyone needs some of that.

I have a list, so I knew I was gonna be on the podcast today. I have a list of things that I need to discuss with you all because my first two weeks here, it's day 15 probably or something. Oh, being an Austin, yeah. Being an Austin. So before you get into your list, before he moved here, I was already harassing Blizz. Yeah, and I was like, hey, voter registration deadlines October 11th, right?

And that's the first thing I did, honestly. Yeah, make sure, you know, moving here, you're gonna live here, make sure you get registered to vote because they do everything they can to keep you from voting in this state. Yeah. Texas doesn't want us to vote. I think as far, I saw a listing a few days ago

about like ease of voting and access to voting, a ranking of every state. And I believe Texas was 46 on that list. Not so much. Anyway, I'm sorry. Just so, no, no, no, no, no, I was already hurried with you. I think it's the thing to do in Austin

before you got here. Honestly, thank you so much for doing it because I didn't know how to do it. And then you were like, this is how you do it. Here's a link and I was like, Gus is so on it. And honestly, I have to do this now because Gus is so on. I was like, wow, thank you so much.

So, so cool that you just rotated your arm. So the first thing that I got was my booster shot. No. I mowned. What is it sound like? Okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh God. I'm here.

I'm getting a shot. Okay, ready to go. Uh huh. No! And I literally happens, like, oh. And the nurse goes, are you okay, sweetie? And I was like, and completely listen to your nurses, first and foremost. They tell you that you have to sit there for 15 minutes just to make sure there is

a allergic reaction. I left at 10, because I couldn't be there anywhere. I felt shamed. I don't know what happened, but I couldn't be in that CBS, so I will never be going to the CBS. That's on my week to host it or my first two weeks started. So already, Matt. Don't vaccinate me, I'll come. Make it a shirt. So, please make that to that to me, thank you. Thank you.

And then I got my car shipped here and everyone knows that I need a new car. I'll talk about that later. But I got the car shipped here and everything was fine. We decided to go out. I went to a bar that Blaine and Kayla told me not to go to. You mentioned this today at last. And I think that was karma. As I didn't realize it was that bar

until I already ordered the drink. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you care if we say the bar? I don't care. Unbar leaveable? No. Which one did you go to? Wonder bar.

I think Wonder bar is okay. Is it? I don't know. Unbar leaveable is the one that there's the real shitty stuff shitty stuff okay never mind don't don't go to on bar leo okay in listeners at home not fuck this guy I'm looking it up it's in rock rose wonder bar yeah I think I think you're okay okay then I'm fine then of anyways after wonder bar I yeah oh like vunda bar oh okay yeah yeah yeah I find that, anyways, after Wonderbar, I... Oh, like, Vunda Bar. Oh, okay, I got it. There ya, yeah.

Ah, ya. Okay, so after Wonderbar. Right. We decided to get Wutterburger and my car dies in the Wutterburger drive-through. Right at the window. Oh, well, at least you weren't blocked in, you're at the window.

But you have to understand, I'm the DD and I'm in a car full of drunk people. Oh, I'm so trying to explain to drunk people that they need to get out and push my car at 3 a.m. and then I'm texting Barbara at the same time and Barbara's like, hey, how are you enjoying Austin? And I was like, my car just broke down in front of a water berger. So and Barbara's like, okay. Well, welcome to Austin. That's Austin Do you mind sharing who had to push the carly who is with you? So, and Barbara's like, okay, well, welcome to Austin. That's Austin, baby. And do you mind sharing who had to push the car?

Lee, who is with you? It was my partner, one of my mods, Laurel. And another mod, but I told everyone to get out the car and push the car. One of my mods just stayed in the car, eating fries and was like, what's happening? And I was like, get out. Like get out and push. We're making sure everything was order and was like, what's happening? And I was like, get out! Get out and push!

We were making sure everything was orderly. Yeah, what the heck? I like the mid-slime image of Laurel. Get out! And everyone was just like pushing the car into a parking spot. And then this really nice gentleman came up and was like, can I like charge you battery

or something and see if that would work? Did not work. And so I had to call a tow company. And the guy was really cool. He had like a marijuana leaf on his neck. So he was like real cool. Like an actual leaf or a tattoo? No, sorry, I tattooed.

Okay. Yeah. He had a tattoo on his neck. Okay, okay, okay. And then he was like, yeah, like he was talking to me. He was like, yeah, I'm in a band. And I was like, yeah, it's Austin, baby. Austin, that's Austin, baby.

And I was like, awesome. My car is just broke down. Please, please pick it up. And then I'm trying to think anything else that that happened. Oh, the movers came. Yeah. Good. Your stuff got here.

The movers truck broke down in the entrance. And the entrance of our apartment. Cena pattern here. Are you like, what's like a character that like, like Magneto, but with engines and you break shit? Well, apparently like Mercury was in a retrograde or something and automobiles. Yeah, you know, yeah, Mercury is in microwave again. Engatorade, you get a raid.

So at least you got your stuff. If the truck breaks down at the entrance, that's their problem because they will need to leave you. It's true. Incorrect. That is also now my problem because I now look like the neighbor who got the entire entrance blocked by a truck burst. And also, they had to charge us $900 to get a shuttle. The shuttle are stuff.

Why? That's their problem. Because the truck was stuck. That's their problem. Yeah, it is. Oh, I was trying to. They were supposed to call last Wednesday. They never did.

Of course they're not gonna call. Oh, you should call that guy and give him 900 bucks back. I'm never gonna make that phone call. I look, I tried my best and I'm gonna give him a call later, but yeah, no, they had to get a shuttle and shuttle all of our heavy stuff over. So, and then just adding that on to everything. I'm trying to think of anything.

I have a list, I have a list on my phone. I went out last weekend. Just for fun. It was a great time. Great start to story. Well, I'm unbarly, you know what I'm talking about? It's unbarlyable. It's a list that of things to mention. The last one says Vinny.

Vinny. Vinny. So, I am bisexual. I am a queer individual. Sometimes I will have interactions with straights. And- I'm a stoker. Yeah, my emotional support straight.

That's the first one. Yeah, yeah. And we went to go get some food truck or get some food truck food. And we met this guy named Vinny. And it was the weirdest interaction I've ever had with someone he was wearing like a Ute jersey, which is I guess, text go long horns. There you go. Oh, go on. It was this past weekend, was it Saturday? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it was a game. Yeah. So

I'm everyone's ordering food. My partners at the table, two of my friends are at the table, and I see this one guy on the bench, just like leaning over, not wanting to be like interacted with. Okay. But he's like sitting on the table, that's all of us. So it was like really weird. Like a long, like picnic table or bench seating. Ooh, yeah, you sat first.

My friends did. Okay, so he sat there after. Yeah. Okay, all right. Okay, so I was like, okay, that's Okay, but he set there after. Yeah, okay, all right. Okay, so that was okay, that's weird, but I was trying to get him to leave. So as I sat down, I go, I love gay rights. That's a guy love gay rights so much.

Homosexuality, pug, and he didn't move, but instead he was laughing. So my friends took that as a, as a, let's get this person to have a conversation with us. Yeah. So we do. We talk to him and we're like, what's your name? He's like Benny. And I was like, oh, like, and the Jets. And he was like, no, Vinny. And I was like, oh, like, Jersey Shore. And he was like, yeah, from Jersey. And I was like, oh, okay. Okay. And then my friend goes, are you Italian? He's like, yeah. And I was like, yeah. Yeah, about to speak Italian now.

And then during this entire time, we're just trying to get to know about his life. He's watching my friend eat a chicken torta like very intimately. And like that is our token straight of the friend group. Mm-hmm. But he tells us about his life. He, I'm not gonna tell you his occupation, but he has two kids and a wife.

And he talks about how he gave his two-year-old son a mullet, which was really cool. He was like, yeah, mullets are in. Oh, 100%. They're on their way out. Oh, yeah. I don't think you know fashion. I started the mullet, the revival.

You're the reason mullets. Yeah. Because what had happened was the pandemic hits. No one was getting your haircut Everybody grew it out including myself and then I Got the mullet and after that everyone It was hot it was west it was Michael there was a bunch of other people got mullets So anyway, so you have the trendsetter for mullets. That's right. Is that what you're talking about? I am with jorts Cook aside Kayla

She was like look at you your trendsetter because he was like some listing for a really expensive George And I was like, yeah, wrapping George since South by Southwest 2015 Blaine, I don't... Been at the George game for a long time. Blaine, I hate to call out your delusions, but I don't think... Delusions? I don't think you're the influencer for George and Mullitz. I think I am though.

Anyways, you're right. You're right. Tell us about that. So Vinnie gave his kids Mullitz. Oh, okay. Because of Blaine. And, you know, we're getting to know his life and everything. And he says he wants to be a football coach growing up.

What? I don't know. When he grows up. Sorry. He's already got kids. He wants to be a football coach, not when he grows up, but he just in general. He wants to be a football coach.

He doesn't like his occupation currently. I don't think there's anything important. He came to Austin to watch this football game against West Virginia go long horns. So he doesn't live here. He's visiting for the game. From New Jersey, because he's Vinny from Jersey. He's visiting with his friend, and his friend comes over,

super drunk, he's like, hey, I'm rich. The name, not the lifestyle. And he kept saying that to every person he introduced himself to, and there were four of us. I bet he fucking loves that. My name's rich, the name, not the lifestyle. It sounds like, for me, sounds like they're trying to launch a counter offensive to you guys

getting him off the picnic table. It sounds like he's trying to get you off the picnic table. I know, and it seemed like a battle right now, but we have the numbers, and we weren't getting bettered off. Right. And then we start talking to him. And I was like, oh, so we just met your friend. And he's like, oh, you just met Vinnie.

He slings dick. I don't know what that means. Slings? Slings. There is slings dick. He slings dick. But he kept doing the arm? Slings, they're a slings dick. He slings dick, but he kept doing like the arm movement of like, he slings dick. And I'm like, cool, I do too, like,

that means. Slings dick, I think, does that mean that, like you sling things and that means that you're just, you're dishing it out constantly? So, according to Urban Dictionary. Oh no. Ha ha ha ha ha. Sling some dick.

Ha ha ha ha. I don't like this anymore. To get your grind on, whether it be literally slinging dick to some finest bitches, or metaphorically by slinging dick by performing an activity well. And slinging dick is the act of being your own fucking self and not giving a shit about anyone else.

Oh, confidence. Okay. So Vinny, Big Dick Energy is another term for it, I guess? Yeah, he did not have that. But yeah, Vinny had that big dick. Nope. Vinny tried his best, but his best friend was like trying to hype him up to us for some reason.

Okay. But like, I don't know why he was trying to sell the pitch of Vinny to us, because we're just sitting here. Maybe, did he have a wedding ring? Yeah, he did. No, he didn't. He did not have a wedding ring, and I remember. But he mentioned being married and having two kids.

He did. He said he was married and having two kids, so I don't know the situation. I think Vinnie lied to you. Like, did I get to camp? It seems, it seems my read on the situation, Vinnie's trying to set up a false identity to like lure in your straight friend into sleeping with him. Based on like the body, the, you know,

like body language and him staring at him and stuff like that, and like the shyness and then the other guy hyping him up, that's my read on it. That was a, that was a straight expert read. Yes. So that's exactly what we thought. And as we like walked away, we read on it. That was a straight expert read. Yes. That's exactly what we thought. And as we walked away, we talked about it. And our friend who was the emotional support

straight of the group. Because you always need to have one. You never know what happens. He was like, I think we all turned him. We were like, I think he was like flirting with you. Because he was very into you eating your tortilla. And it was, I don't know, I don't know, but I support Vinnie, I guess.

Maybe he was hungry? I guess. I don't support Vinnie's lies, you know? You, I, now I feel like I'm getting scammed by Vinnie. Vinnie has been like a core memory in my life and you're telling me. He's so wrapped up in your Austin origin. Yeah.

I have to, I'm just like, the added detail of him wearing a UT jersey. Anytime I see people wearing UT memorabilia, I know that they didn't. Yeah, no, he was from New Jersey. And then his friend was from Las Vegas. And he's a club promoter. Oh, they're not even from the same place. No, but they're visiting Austin together. Did they establish what their relationship was? They're best friends since high school.

Okay, they're 33 now. Interesting. I found out all this information. Just I don't know how. I just asked one question. That's a weird man. There's a there's a ploy happening. And I don't know what it is. A lot of weird details. A lot of weird details. No, I'm still hung up on the mullet. I'm not letting the mullet go in, guys. I think... I think... He's trying to make being a cool dad into a sex, like an attractive trait. And then I think him saying he's visiting also establishes like that seems like he's

like, there's a deadline, right? So there's like taking clock. So he needs to fuck fast. He's gonna leave. He needs to fuck. I think that that's what's happening. He's gotta sling some dick ASA, sling some dick now.

Before the time passes. But yeah, that was basically my two weeks. It wasn't as bad other than, you know, paying $900 for a shuttle for our stuff breaking down. Yeah, that was basically my two weeks. It wasn't as bad other than, you know, paying $900 for a shuttle for our stuff breaking down. Yeah, that's right. But then my first day of work was pretty cool. I had orientation. And I met Gus.

We've met before. I decided to look up Google Trends for Mullet. Okay. Over the past five years. Yeah. And according to this chart, they have peaked in late August. We saw a significant spike in Mullet searches on Google. Everyone likes Mullets. They're in. Hello, let me see when I

went out. I needed a cross reference, my data, data. You also have to understand, though, that um, sometimes you'll post something and it doesn't, you know, it doesn't track until months later. Oh, yeah. No, we know it's fucking tried. Welcome to TikTok where it's like you can't predict shit. When did I have a moment? When was last last season to that was a long time ago. I think you're gonna know April 9 2021. Okay. See, but that only proves my point. I was way ahead. No matter what he found. How July? Who do we shoot in July? I had long hair in July. No, no, I didn't I don't I'm just saying I popularize them. No, you didn't blame you did it also another theory I created the phrase for the kids if you go back

Stream from whatever how long you you been sitting on that one? Since they happened, just because you were the You were so white just because you are the first person Because you said something Bro You have said something one time does not mean you invented So when we did extra life, me, Jack and Katie started the stream and then I screened in battlefield after I jumped off

the building for the kids and then after that everyone just kept repeating for the kids for the first time. From what I can see for the kids is a trademark of Pennsylvania State University established in April of 2019. Yeah, you got a Pennsylvania? But that was, it was the beginning of my internship. So it was like 20th or 15th? Well, you better say something because they filed a trademark on it. Yeah. What's our new phrase?

Yeah. Anyways. What new phrase do you want to be? We can, there is a new phrase that I don't remember what it is. Yeah, we have like, we have like a hashtag for extra life. Oh, fuck, you're gonna be an extra life this year. I am and I'm scared. No, that's fun.

It's a good time. It's like a big sleepover. Where you get in sound convincing, I don't know why. Are you voting me off? What do you mean? The season why. Are you voting me off? The season right now. You voted me off of the actual. Life doesn't live. Doesn't happen.

Like seasons of TV shows, Blizz. You're here. You're fine. Okay. No, no, extra life is a good time because we have all the segments and stuff. And I don't really know if we've planned anything out for ours, but the last time Scott team forced it like live action Mario party. And it was fun. We used to do this thing called two spooky.

He's like me, Miles Kerry and Cole, if you have other people, and we would do like spooky stuff in the middle of the night. I'm excited to like see. I'm excited for a lot of things. The like plus side of joining in October, it's spooky season. So I want to see like what everyone's costumes is. I want to see like what the atmosphere is here. I realized earlier today that Halloween is on a Monday.

It's what, four weeks from today. So, yeah, it's when we're going to be doing an episode of the podcast, it's going to be on Halloween season. You're a costume running. Yeah, we need to figure out costumes. We need to do some. I have costumes if you need me for that episode. Oh great.

So I kind of messed up. I bought a green lantern more suit and I am blessed in multiple areas, but I need a dancers belt. And I didn't understand the difference between a full seat dancers belt and a not full seat dancers. He's bragging about slinging dick over here. So I was slinging dick. So I got not the full seat.

So it's a thong. Yeah. I've never worn a thong before. Really? I wore a thong before you. What? I don't know how to respond when it was all that you can really honest.

I currently had, like I currently try to don and like I am double cheeked up. With that, does it boost? Yeah, for some odd reason. It separates. I know that much. Not so much. I am double cheeked up. We have a bin in our art wardrobe lock up.

It's just dig answers belts. There's there's like burning swiss team Gavin's got one time we were doing a shoot. It was for the bad app was in it was in dick pics shaft shots shaft shots. shaft shots short and I had to wear a dancers belt. So I get on set and they they have me a dancer's belt. And I you know, I look at it and on the inside waistband. Someone has sharpied Bernie and I was like, you couldn't even get me like my own.

It's too ends of it. I don't know. Wait, Dan Dick picks. Sorry. So we had a shaft shots. It was a Daniel Fabello. He's like an old writer director that worked at Rooster. He's now he's doing like his own film stuff. He wrote a sketch about an app where it's a social media for sending dick pics. It's shaft shots. It did really well. I think when it's viral, you know, I always make fun of people for dick pics. I've had to close my inboxes because people have sent me some. Yeah, sorry. Sorry. Gosh, you're going to hell.

So I always make fun of people for it because for some odd reason people don't understand their angles. And it's also always shitty living. Yeah. Like be art. Like I come from Tumblr. I want I want to see art. In general, I think people don't know how to take photos and they don't know how to operate their cameras. So you couple that with a subject that can be tricky to photograph, well, you end up with a lot of trouble. When I was in, I went to Vegas a couple of weeks ago and I went to the Neon Museum. ago and I went to the neon museum.

It's a dick-pick convention. It's conferences. And like you go around and see all these old neon signs at night and they're all lit up. It's kind of cool. The first thing you do when you get there is there's a sign that you go out to and it does not have any neon. It doesn't have any lights on it. And the tour guide's like, if you take a picture of this sign with your flash on, you'll get a surprise. So they're like, okay, I'm gonna take a picture of my flash on. I'm supposed to like, oh, it like reflects and it looks cool.

Yeah. And I saw so many other people going up there with their phones trying to take a picture, but their flashes aren't going off. And they're like, oh, I have the flash on, like taking so many, I think I was the only person out of the entire tour group who like stepped up and took a photo with my flash and then moved on. Like everyone else was like, oh, okay. And then you turn around and you're like,

I'm a TikTok influencer. There. We should probably host a class on how to take, didn't know, no. No, no. We're good. Yeah, I think we're fine. I don't know.

I, I, I'll just say this. I had a next after we broke up. She said that she kept my dick pics and sometimes has shown them off to friends, which I didn't know how I felt about that. But- That's illegal, yeah. Yeah, it's not great, it's not great.

But it was, I guess, pulling some of the bright side out of it, it was flattering, I guess. Or unless she's, oh fuck, was she making fun of me? No, no, no, no. The conversation was, it was like a good conversation. You were slinging dick? Slinging deck. Yeah.

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thank you can I get you navigate this hold on I have a conversation topic that I don't know I don't know if you guys watched last week tonight. Oh, God. Um, but I, I, I hate how that show comes on Sunday night because it's like, oh, cool. I'm going to go to bed at the end of the weekend, mad. Uh, yeah. And, um, normally it's, like stuff you expect of whatever something going on geopolitically or, uh, some human rights

abuse is happening. But the episode that aired last night was about museums and they ruined museums. Oh cool about how stolen art. Yeah, it's all like stolen artifacts in almost every museum and how they refused to give stuff back and potentially like capitalizing off of it. And then yeah, even yeah, following like the the provenance it. And then, yeah, even following like the, the provenance where he's like, oh, this was the moment. It's like, look, when it was stolen, it was photographed. Like this photographic evidence showing this theft. And now it's over here in the British Museum.

Yeah. Or wherever it's, and how pervasive it is everywhere. I think it's, I mean, you're correct to me if I'm wrong, but I think it's slowly I mean, you're correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it's slowly, there's been bigger movements and returning, you know, and artifacts to their respective cultures. In some very small steps. There are also museums that say, yeah, we're not doing that. It belongs here. Or saying things like, yeah, they don't know how to take care of it. So we're going to keep it. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. Yeah. And it's still they're making money off of it. If they're making a lot of money care of it so we're gonna keep it. Oh that's fuck yeah yeah and It's still they're making money off of it. They're making a lot of money off of it. They're not gonna change anything

No, right and then they lose profit man and it sucks too because like I feel like I kind of supported it because I've been to the British Museum and it's it's a fucking kick ass museum because they have everything. Mm-hmm Like supporting capital. You're going to hell. Yeah, they uh they showed uh Museum in Yeah, they, uh, they showed, uh, uh, museum in Athens that this like huge sculpture. And it's like, oh, you'll notice the head or this part, these parts are missing, you know, air quotes missing. And then like smash cut to the British museum. Oh, here are the parts that are missing from the statues in, uh, in Athens. They're just over here.

And the British refused to give it back. It's, uh, the, is it like the facade of the, is it the crop list? Is that what it's called? Yeah, like that's not where it was supposed to be. And it's weird seeing it. And then also like I remember sitting there processing it, just like, oh, this is like a piece of the structure, not the full thing, just like the good part that they just,

it's like they went in like it was like a chicken. They're like, we're gonna take this part. We're gonna take this part. we're gonna take this part, you can have the last one. That's the other thing they talk about is how sometimes if you see sculptures that are missing the feet or the hands, it's because they were very quickly sought off and taken out of wherever the sculpture originally came from,

they was like very quickly extracted, so they just cut off the feet and the hands to then like swipe it, put it in a bag. Oh, it's fucked up! Oh my God! Oh my God! That's fucked up. Right. Oh my God. That's fucked up. Y'all were talking about Athens and my head.

I was like, I have no idea where that is. I don't know geography. I once thought that the Notre Dame was in Rome, Greece. There's a lot of things wrong there. The big tourist destination. Oh, Rome, Greece. It's okay. I have a dumbest moment to help you out.

I didn't realize that the Rosetta Stone was an actual stone until I walked up and almost just bumped into the case that it was in. Yeah, it's like God's tablet or something. It's a big fucking rock with a bunch of words in different languages and I was like, oh, it was like, and I saw it and it was like Rosetta Stone. I was like, oh, like the idea of it. And I was like, oh, and I saw it and he was like, Rosetta Stone, I was like, oh, the idea of it. And I was like, oh no, that's the Rosetta Stone.

It was a weird experiment. I just compared that to the 10 Commandments. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, we're like, the God Rock. I know, I know, I know. Rosetta Stone is like the 10 Commandments, right? 10 Commandments from things that supposed to be like in the arc of the covenant,

or is that just total Indian? I think that's not the end of the show not like I don't know I can be wrong. It's like the like That'll have the right to bear our no That's the Constitution bro Oh There's a history major listening that's just tearing their hair out What is the ten commandments like don't don't murder? I'll not see the first one. Okay no. Now we're stealing it. What is the tin commandments? Like don't murder. Don't murder.

Don't murder. The first one. Okay, yeah. Don't covet. You know, that neighbor's wife. Yeah. What does that mean? Covet.

Like desire for. Yeah, you can watch after. Um. You can't sleep with the neighbor's wife. No, you can't covet her. Unless there's an upside down pineapple in the front. I'm in the front. I learned that in anama.

You've been down pineapple. It means um, was it swingers? Yeah. Yes. Hell yeah. You're open for friends. Oh, that's a good way of putting it. I like that.

Okay, back to dick. I got into a suit of like kind of like misunderstood like languages or whatever. I started carrying a bandana around in my back pocket. Not really. No, that's a thing. What color? Oh God, I think I had a few

because I just went to this thing. So I had, I think I had red, black, and green. Yeah, that's gonna be a problem. No, no, it's not the, it's the pain African flag or whatever. That's gonna be a problem. Not all the genders. That's not the pain African flag or whatever. That's gonna be a problem. Lisa was in yellow. It was yellow.

P. Is it? Yeah. That's unknown. That's uncreative. What did I think you get to say? I don't think you have a right to say that. What does it mean?

What yellow? No, like even in general, having a bandana. I think it's like the hanky code if I'm not, if I'm certain I hope that's the correct terminology, if not the comments are gonna burst me. But basically it was used to describe what kink you're into. Oh, yeah. Like the pocket location is either your down to receive

or down to do. Okay. It depends, I forget which one it is. But like if you're putting to receive or down to do. Oh, okay. I forget which one it is, but if you're putting like a yellow bandana, like in your back pocket, it means, or in your left pocket, let's say. Give or receive piss. You let, yeah, basically.

It sounds the same give or receive piss. So, you said, no, I was gonna say get peed on, but instead, it's give or receive this. Now, shall not receive this. I'm looking at the colors now. Tyler sent me the code. Yeah, I'm cracking the code. Tyler, you're really quick on that. What colors did you have again? I think I had red, black green.

Red, maybe white as well. Red, fisting. Okay, some of them you don't have to say. Black, SNM and green hustler prostitution. I kind of winced because as I was looking through the list, I like, moused over on fisting and like the preview. I thought that you just do it, I'm like, what are you doing?

I'm playing a mother. I'm gonna preview and then drop it up. No. It's like, oh, yeah, I was like, oh, that was just unexpected. To each of their own, yeah, that's how it was like, oh, what happened? Like, you don't have to say everything that's on there, but yeah, no, a festing video is okay.

Look, I support people's kinks. If it makes you happy and you're not hurting anyone at the end of the day. But you have to be aware of it. No, it's like playing just- Yeah, you have to be aware of it. Accidentally playing just. Yeah, you have to be aware of it. Accidentally. Hey, like it was like one of my friends pointed out

and say, oh, you know what you're doing there? And it was like, oh, I own a lot of, a lot of, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, you're not, let's say you're not walking on, you're not walking down Folsom Street or something like that, so like you're fine. Folsom Street. It's like, you know, I wouldn't. Oh nice. Parade that celebrates kink. Welcome to your show. Oh, hello. Hey, Mando just walked in.

Yeah. We were talking about peeing on people. Oh, yeah. We're also celebrating your first day in Austin. Congratulations. Wow. It's good. You know, I just wanted to come on the show and say, you know.

This is my first time moving Mando. Yeah. We'll second time today. I just wanted to come on the show and say, you know. It was my first time moving Monday. Yeah, it was the second time today. Yeah, second time today. So how many times have you actually? We've actually never met. Can I give you my introduction? Sure.

So the first time that I became aware of me, of bliss is I was here filming a little show. You might have aware of me. Of bliss. Of bliss. Is I was here filming a little show. You might have heard of it. It was called D&D Butt. And we had a guest DM. My DM's in there. Yeah, Gabe. And Gabe and I, after we recorded D&D

but went out for drinks, hanging out, camaraderie, but as you do. And says, yeah, Blizz was telling me that he hates your style. Just hates it. And I go, what do you mean? My style, like my like my comedic style, like my, like the way that I dress. Yeah.

And he goes, all of it. You hate all of it. Okay. You you want to know what happened there what happened? You got emotionally manipulated Oh, yeah, yeah, you did did I get a minute. I'm I get manipulated by a man who spent the entire weekend Unemotionally manipulating me you think he did it again. Yeah, cuz I'm pretty again Actually cuz I told Gabe because Gabe was like I'm pretty sh- again, yeah. Yeah, I do actually. Because I told Gabe, because Gabe was like, I'm working with this person, this person, this person. I'm like, oh my god, I love these people.

I haven't met Mondo, like they seem cool on mine. And apparently he told you that I hate your style. But you've, but you hadn't met those other people. Barbara was in it, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, I remember. You met her, the other people though. Yeah, I haven't met you. But the other people you had met them? Yeah. I'm here for this. You met her. Yeah, the other people though. Yeah, I haven't met you. But the other people you had met them. Yeah

You met them Hey, hey, no, I'm talking to play you had met them in person you met them in person. Okay, all of them Who was on who was on the cast? I don't know. I wasn't really it was like it was like Barbara off-Reto and someone else Yeah Wait, was it Kayla? It was me, BK, Kayla. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, that you fucking hate my style. So what I did is I've scammed Ruster teeth yet again. I told them that there was this creator, this little known creator, and that we had to get this guy

and bring him to Austin, and we had to hire him on, and I planned to be here, because I'm not from here. I don't live in Austin, Texas. I'm visiting from Los Angeles, California, where the real moves are made. I-

You're making a lot of accusations, a lot of movement right now. That's how food actually moves. Yeah, I'm just saying. I think it's so funny that apparently I called out your style, but you wore a beanie today. A fisherman beanie. Yeah, that's my style.

A bricks and wood beanie. And they're not sponsoring me or the podcast. and I couldn't even get it from their official store I had to buy it from a Russian website And I've been monitoring my credit card You have zero money in the bank as we speak there is a chance I funded more The wrong side, too. Oh, yeah. Well, I appreciated meeting you.

No, that's not over. I know. So that I could be here on your first day. Quick question. Quick question. Would you like ice cream? Oh, absolutely. Are you want to drumstick?

Yeah, that would be great. He's distracting. He's back pedaling and distracting Armando. Stay focused once you're eating your drumstick. It's good. It's hard to stay mad while you're eating your drumstick. Anyway, what I was saying. What is that the death drop? Yeah, absolutely. I'm actually...

Mind it, why would I make a comment about you if I haven't met you? Because... Because I have audacity. You can say that. Because you have audacity. Yeah, although I premiere audition. Hey, that's for my audition. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

That's a good production joke. Yeah, I got that. That was great. Immediately I start day one working and I have beef with people and I get it. That's why you got to have ice cream. Most gotta keep ice cream in your back pocket to give to someone. The right color ice cream because you might be sitting next to messages. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not like...

If you had handed me like the American... Oh, the red wine blue pop. Red wine blue pop? Yeah, that's fistic. I would have fucking jumped over the table and beat the shit out of you. Is there? Hold.

Wait, those are... What is that? Oh no! You son of a bitch! We've got those two. Oh yeah. I'm glad you dressed Mondo was here. It's like your third time in three weeks.

Are you living here and just not telling us? This is just by a place. I just like rent a place or something. I've been... So here's another way that I scammed Ruchite. I've been living in Blaine's garage Which is a hard place to live because he works out there all the time It's also neon in there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so how do you sleep? I blend it so first of all I spent I spent so much money on face

I've become the predator Watching Blaine work out. Blaine, can you swole me? I don't know if I said that correctly. I'm currently swole in Eric the door But yeah, we you gotta stop you have to stop hanging out with short Kings. It looks really bad. Yeah, was that you only got to hang out with tall guys Yeah, but but hanging out with Eric makes me look tall. That's what guistings out with me That's a guistings are with me. That's his tallies, shit. Guistings tall. Yeah, there was this time, I think we've talked about this, but you like someone was gonna take one of our friends

as purses and then you drew your full height. Like everyone was like, I've never seen a gust do that before. I'm a very, a minute person. I have a similar story, but I used it for bad. So I stole the woman's book. No, no, no. After we filmed last laugh season two, by the way,

blame warned me that have you seen last laugh? No, I have not. The promise of the show. You're going to be in the next season. Yeah, they're going to trick you into it. Is that they trap the 12 of us, right? Trap, yes, that's right. Into a room and you're supposed to make each other laugh,

but you can't laugh. And if you laugh three times, you get eliminated. Even if you smile. Yeah, yeah. I'm the worst guy. And it's less of an elimination and more of a blessing. It's probably the other way. Because essentially for fucking 12 shooting hours

or whatever, you are bombing, consistent. It is the biggest, biggest, I mean, I mean, he's sure he must go through this as well because you're saying jokes, but you're not hearing laughter back. So it's like kind of, kind of fucks with your brain. You're like, am I doing bad? Am I not funny?

So it's 12 hours of you having self-doubt. And I was like trying to prep mono for this. Cause you're a comedian, you're in front of a live audience where they're laughing at your jokes. I'm telling myself like, oh, it's fine. James told me that he like cried in the shower of the hotel afterwards. Like, I cried too. Yeah, it's hard.

Oh my God. That's what I said. That's what I said. As they told me this and I went, well, they're a bunch of weak fuck. They put all their strength in their body. I put it in my mind. So I, I do this. And I spoiler alert, if you haven't seen it, but I stay in through the whole thing. And so I basically go the entire way. And then once I'm able to do that, we, I break

like my body breaks. Like my brain is broken. It's sorry. I got a slack that I have to respond to but My brain is broken and I feel terrible and afterwards we all go Hey, we're gonna go to this bar and I go yes, please anything Please like I we got out of the room and one of the crew smiled at me and I was like yes Thank you! It's a little bit different than Twitch streaming though because I make my chat tell me that I'm funny.

I'm counting that I'm pretty so it's fine. Okay, I think after the first season of Last Left, I didn't smile for like two days after we filmed. My face was just stuck. You're like, don't feel or show any emotion. You have to like, unbreak your brain to be like. Did you go through trauma? I'm feeling it again.

Yeah, it's highly traumatic. Oh my God, I wanted to like, I wanted to shit on them, but it sucks. It's such a, it's a psychological pain because it feels like you're failing at the thing that you're supposed to do well. Yes. I thought survived block Island was horrible.

In a sense, it was fun, please watch. But like, that sounds also horrible. There was a test because if you think about it, even from the time you're really young, you're always taught to like, when you're engaging or talking to someone, like to smile politely or to have some kind of emotion, but to like totally remove that and just be like, you have to like kill yourself inside a little bit. It would be like, you know, I'm not like, I'm detached from what I'm experiencing right now. Yeah.

I also had huge welts inside of my mouth because another tactic that I did was to literally bite my own mouth, to prevent it from smiling. And there's also like, it sucks because like, not only are you bombing, but also the thing of like, you have to stop yourself from laughing when you hear and witness some of the funniest fucking things that you've ever seen. And what sucks is that like because it's such a weird playing field, the only thing that actually makes people laugh like the way I got Traverter laugh was I found a picture of the blue men group and I walked up behind him and I tapped him on the shoulder and I just went, hey, does this look right to you? That's, that's, that's, that's, I could never be in a room with you and that's the bad thing.

Cause I want you to know, I literally like we played a mung-ass one time. Yeah. I told my community I was like, yeah, I'm playing with Mondo. We haven't like met in person before, but like, seems super cool. But I hate his f**k. He's talking to the guy who sucks. They were like, oh, he's so f**king funny. And I was like, okay, I guess.

And then we get into it, you're very funny. I would not laugh in the room. I think you didn't even have to tell them to say that. Yeah, no, no. I did it on their own. Yeah, because you've been paying my community. Several thousand dollars. To call you pretty and funny.

I've actually hired several Russian bots again. I know, and I'm sorry. To a little bit. You just get to them all your frequent fire miles from your LA to Austin, Hawaii. God damn it. Not a lot, though. I know and I'm sorry you just you just get to them all your frequent fire miles Mondo to finish the story what happened was I go to this bar and we I order a An old-fashioned and a beer and I take the old-fashioned like a fucking shot. I just drink it Which I'm not telling you to drink alcohol. It doesn't it didn't solve anything. No, but it did help So I I Chug the old fashioned I drink the beer in about a minute

I order two more the same thing old fashioned in a beer take the old fashioned I drink the beer I order the same thing a third time and like I goes I'm gonna bring it to you But I'm not I don't think I'm should bring you any more alcohol after this And it's only been like a 30 minute and I was was like, I don't, because I drank too much, like I had like maybe three old fashions, three beers in the span of like 45 minutes. That's pretty fast, that's a lot of a lot.

It is pretty fast. But I had also eaten a ton of food throughout the day. And like also I ate a full burger before I started drinking. And I was like, what the fuck? And so this guy's like cutting me off. And I realized like, oh, I'm sitting down. So what I do is I stand up and I get to my fullest height. And I'm like, oh, I'm sitting down. So what I do is I stand up and

I get to my fullest height. And I'm like, making sure I have great posture so that this man has to come and bring me the beer and go, oh, here you go. I like reach up. And then he didn't cut me off. Oh, never mind. You're good. Yeah. When he realized, like, just how massive I am. So that's the, I guess it wasn't that good of a story. But I used my height to get more drunk. I was, was, it reminds me of like, obviously totally different scale, but like Andre the giant, like drinking like 100 beers or whatever.

There was a story I've read and I've, I've talked about this on an episode of Black Boxdown that hasn't come out yet. It's one that we, I think it's, it might be this week's episode or next week's episode. Anyway, there's a story about an Australian cricket player who in I believe in 1989 was flying the London. So he flew from Sydney to Singapore to London.

And on that flight, he drank 59 beers, which is the equivalent of 35 pints of beer in like a 16 hour time. And that shit hits you different in there. Oh my god, yeah, the altitude. Yeah, I got in drunk on a plane. Landed in London, did a press conference, then went to a party, drank three more beers, and then went to his hotel room,

everyone says they didn't see him for 36 hours. He passed out. I was like, 35 pints. I don't know if I could drink 35 pints in a week, because that's five pints a day every day for seven days. Well, I'm glad you brought that up, because today what we're going to be doing is trying out something a little bit different.

Bring in the pints, bring in the pints, guys. We are all going to charge 35, 36 pints a year. Oh, man. That level of alcohol changes you, because another Rupertie thing that we did was an interview with my drunk self. We've talked about this before.

I'm not sure if you're familiar with that. I don't think so. Basically, we sat a person down in a chair. They answered, they asked a bunch of questions. So we get that side of the plate and then we don't move the camera and then we go and we get fucking blasted. We take shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, and we sit down and we're drunk. And then someone else sits in that chair and they ask us the questions that are sober

self. It asks earlier. And then the drunk self answers those questions. So it looks like when you're editing, you're interviewing your drunk self. That's the most drunk I've ever been in my life. They were considering taking me to the hospital. And ever since then I don't get drunk the same. I like alcohol hurts me. I logically change. If you ever drink with blame, he like sits off to himself by the window and he goes, yeah. You don't come back the same.

You drink that much. Blaine, I want to drink with you. I feel like you'd be fun to party with. Okay. You give me like X college bro vibes. Yeah, I think I was telling you you we're talking about beer pong today. Yeah, you were really bad at it. No, I was good at beer pong because when I'd study, I had a cup across the room and I'd

just be singing. Researched teeth change too. Rather than studying. No, I was studying, I was studying the blade and the beer pong. Was it major? Blade. Yeah, great. And that's all encompassing misplaced runners sleep.

So I was a biochemist, I personally. Do you have a college degree? No, I didn't go to college. Oh, that's not true. I went to one semester of community college for audio engineer. And what do you know? You're a podcaster.

You made the audacity joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the reason for that. I hit off. Wow, worked out. Yeah, it all, Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the use and put it off. Wow, worked out. Yeah, it all, Jesus Christ. Yeah, no, I didn't do that. And then I dated a girl that went to USC.

And so I would play beer pong. And, oh, nice, you still had an end. So you were constantly like the goodwill hunting, like having like them apples, like every party. Yeah, and I would do that every time I would make a beer punk shot. I would go, oh, you like apples? How about them apples? And I would miss every time.

We should have a beer punk tournament. I don't know. I would love that. Yeah. We did the fun house. We do the show. You'll learn about it. But it's called Google Trends.

And I know Google We just looked up a Google trend before you got here. No, I want you to know. I'm a biochemist I have researched everything on everything. I know everything before it even comes out Google you mean Google trends are the show that we make. Oh everything is a dude. Oh, were you a fan? Not that much Were you a fan? Not that much Gaptex had me and said that you don't like researchy style No, by that I mean I like knew I even met mr. T. Yeah

Fire on day one this guy doesn't know who fucking Bernie is Did you see what I did on Uno? No. I, uh, I came here and did Uno Info, and they had a bunch of those blank wild cards, and I started writing shit on them, and then I would put them in front of the card camera, and they would show my fake cards, and then immediately cut away and go, fuck a geez. And one of the things that I put was if we get 20,000 subs, Bernie's coming up. But I spelled it wrong. I spelled it like Bernie Sanders. He's running again.

Oh, I hope it's up to my friend. Oh, my short keying. Do we need me back? Do we need me back? Nope. They told me to stop hanging out with you and to hang out with taller people They did not make it as weird

Don't ever talk to me or my son Hey block it Country Can I see your cup? Okay, ready? Country ride. Oh, wow. Wow, wow. You're going with my ice cream. I put my real lips on this. I don't care, it's safe.

Nice. I had a really awkward moment happen to me over the weekend. I was at a restaurant here in town, and I was already some food to go and I'm at the counter and I'm like talking to the cashier and then this woman walks out from the back, like walks behind the cashier and she like takes two steps and stops and she like points at me. She like looks at me, he's pointing at me and he goes, I know you. And I just like, I'm wearing a mask and I'm still like just kind of smiling and nodding my head. She's like Your Laura's husband right

Nope, I am not she's like you're not I was like no, I don't know who Laura is She's like oh you look just like him. I was like yep must be a handsome dude, right? I mean she just like looked at me and then walked away I was like oh thank god. I didn't say anything like that's the reason when if so it whenever I get approached Yeah, I know you I never say like oh you probably know I didn't say anything like that's the reason when it's so it will never I get approached in probably some So I know you I never say like oh you probably know me from the internet or like something dumb like that's like Oh, this is why yeah, this is exactly why I'd never want to be in the oh you probably know it from this thing No, your Laura's husband like now. No, no George Bush. We

Barb Trevor and I went and had brunch the last time I was here and the waiter was like Are you guys like YouTubers or something? We were like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, kind of and he goes, I recognize you guys. It's like, I don't know, something with like BMX, right? And suddenly we all realized he thought we were a wake fucking girl. And we rolled, we rolled it just like, yeah, yeah, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, How beautiful of a gift that is if somebody comes up to you and goes I know you your X-Wire Z something else somebody else's name somebody else's signifier you're what is Laura's husband? I would have gone. I would have looked her dead in the eye and go. I'm Laura's lover That fucking bastard couldn't make her make any of the noises that I make her make okay?

You don't bring his name up when I'm here to, whatever you buying barbecue. I was at the root. You'll give me a fucking court of creamed court. Oh god. And you'll never tell him that I was here. Just make somebody's life worse. Yeah. You made us all laugh so loud my my watch just said loud environment sound levels hit 90. Repeated long term exposure can be to permanent hearing though. Liz I am so glad that I got to be here on day one and just completely I I came in this is supposed to be a celebration of you I come in and I accusations yeah immediately creating my first enemy here you also interrupted my boss meeting with John earlier

today a real meeting but really one of those like weird little closets yeah you could yeah I do I gotta get out of here but it was so great meeting I'll see you around blame I love you I love you too how long you in Tuffer I'm in time till Sunday oh okay so we'll definitely make you're loving my bestie It was so great meeting you. I'll see you around, Blaine. I love you. I love you too. How long you in Tartar? I'm in Tantos Sunday. Oh, okay. So, we'll definitely make you. You're loving my bestie.

Oh, yeah. I've stolen all your besties. Oh, me and Mondo go way back. Way back. Yeah. Way back. Yeah, man. If he was in Survival Island and you weren't or like, and you were also.

It would have been better. If you go to Instagram right now and you look at Blaine Armando, you'll find a gift of us eating each other's ass. That's true. That's not a bit. Well, I hope you like my sloppy seconds bit. I hope you like my sloppy force. See, it's been nice.

I'm gonna scream and I don't know what happened. Is he okay, Tyler? I want to go home. I don't know what happened. Oh, is he okay Tyler? I want to go home I'm gonna go home now Yeah, okay, he's alright. That was an entire fever dream of Mondo coming in here. He was only like 20 minutes I know it was 20 minutes Like 22 minutes. It wasn't even that long the first time I met our Mondo I had a bat in my trunk So I got out to give him a hug but then I reached into the trunk to get my bat, and I was like, ah! It did.

It was a hug. Is there anyone else I need to make enemies with here? That's really up to you. You got to get, you got to get, you got a whole building full of people to choose from. Michael is just inherently your enemy. Too easy. Yeah.

I think I'm going to team up with Michael actually. You should focus on someone that's, it's like super kind. Well, I mean, everybody, you already know about how Bofl Michael in Blood is. It's just, that's like super kind. Well, I mean, everybody you already know about how Baffle Michael and Blood is. It's just Michael's Michael. Limblood is not a bad person, but everyone keeps telling me Michael and Vlad is the worst part. Like he doesn't just don't talk about Russia and Ukraine with him.

Apparently doesn't tip waiters. Yeah. At all. And like, he like pushes kids down and grocery stores and stuff. You can, I'll let you come up with your own opinions, but. Unlinable. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just, I don't know.

This is like, this is inside of baseball. He's been the kindest person with helping me with tech stuff here in there. Yeah, for now. Oh, but now I'm high. And he wants to get to what he wants from you. What does he want from me, Blaine? What do I have to offer?

You'll find out. You'll find out. So when you were moving to Austin, you were like, hey, I want to like boots on the ground. Let's start as soon as I'm done moving in, like what's my start date? And we were all like, no, no, no, take your time. Like experience Austin,

because you're not gonna have time to like go out and do things during work hours when everything's empty. Did you get to do anything fun or was your car shooting on you? Blin, it's not exactly what you said. You said, hey, like immediately when you land in Austin, learn what quiet quitting was. So I did.

So I did. Yeah, I'm quitting to that now. I did have a chance to kind of settle in. I tried to get my car state inspected, I didn't have time to settle in for a second. I didn't have stuff for a bit, so I was thinking on an air mattress. Yeah, did you get to go to any restaurants or anything like that or is there anything that you want to experience that you have not yet? Lately, I blanked out every restaurant I've ever gone to.

I want to experience, if anyone has any recommendations that I should have, I'm not going to go to any restaurants or anything like that, or is there anything that you want to experience that you have not yet? Lately, blanked out every restaurant I've ever gone to. I want to experience, like, if anyone has any recommendations that I should go to Applebee's. Chili's on, oh, we already took him to the Chili's.

Yeah, you took me to, shit. Okay, that's a video that we haven't edited yet. Oh, okay, nevermind, you didn't do anything. That's why I didn't say chili, that's why I said Applebee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a video coming out where we take Blizzard like the anti-Austin tour.

And afterwards, I had to like talk to you about it because I was like, hey. Thank you for being a good sport. Yeah. Yeah. We put you through a lot today. Austin's actually very cool. I think you're gonna enjoy it

because like Kayla was fucking dunking on Austin. We literally came, I'm not gonna get into too much detail, but we came upon a crime scene and Caleb was like, sitting there, hands on hips, just fucking trashing the city of Austin. It was amazing. Honestly, it's a good video, I'm excited to see it, because there's a bunch of points or about

some bunch of moments that are just funny. Like the gay, one where, do you remember that? Which one? We went to a coffee shop and there was a flag and I looked up and I go, gay. Yeah, that's gay. That's, that's, gay. That was a Joe's coffee.

Yeah. Joe's coffee. We took him to the, I love you so much, son. This is an awesome trick class. Yeah, absolute landmark. Gotta go. I've been there way too many fucking times and it's all been ingest.

It's all been like, ah, it's a gag. Wait, there's a scavenger hunt as well, didn't you? I've been like realistically for RT content. I've probably been there like seven or eight times. Joe, Joe's is just fine. They do that. They do that sonic ice. That's like maybe melts way too quick

and it's fun to crunch on, but like, not in a coffee, you know? Yeah, we, that's funny. I drank Joe's earlier today. There's another Joe's that's kind of close to the studio. So I went and got, was that because Blaine recommended it though? Cause I heard Blaine is the recommended person for Joe's.

Yeah, he's like a spokesperson. Yeah, so I can approach Joe. For Joe? Yeah, for Joe's. I'd say I'd send you to Starbucks. Yeah, it was a great place. There's two within walking distance here. Thanks, good. Thanks, there's a great place. There's two within walking distance here. Thanks. Thanks. Coffee's really. I don't drink coffee, so it doesn't really help. Oh, oh, that's right. You don't. Yeah. Yeah.

It's, it works. I think Benu has coffee and keep keep. Yeah, blizz reminder me of that this morning. I was like, yeah, you were like, here's a mini-fresh for a little coffee and I was like, oh great, I don't drink it. That's like, man, really starting up on the bad foot here. It would be like getting me a pizza and being like, here's pepperoni pizza and I'm like, well, I can't eat it. So I can't eat red meat or pork, just the heads up. That might come up later. I almost showed up this morning with Kalachi. So I'm glad I didn't.

You fuck, I wish you had. God, I just ran out of time. I meant to, but I ran out of time. I wasn't such a hurry to get here this morning. It's a Kalachi. Oh, really just ran out of time. I meant to, but I ran out of time. I was in such a hurry to get here this morning. It's a collage. Oh, really? It's like a food from, I forgot if it's like Germany or Eastern Europe, like maybe check.

It's checked, that's right. It's from, it's a checked food. It's just basically like a pastry with meat inside of it. They have some non-meat versions as well, like cheese. It's me. White people in panonis. There's actually a place that makes vegan collaches down on Caesar Trabis. Maybe I'll bring some of those up since you don't regret meat.

Batch also makes- Dude, you're obsessed with batch. Batch fucking rocks! It's okay. No, it's good. It's fine. They got good coffee. I love batch.

Oh god, I'm thinking about that. They got pepperoni pizza collache and they got sausage, jalapeno, cheese collache. You know fine. I love that. Oh god, I'm thinking about their, they got a pepperoni pizza collacci and they got a sausage jalapeno cheese collacci. You know something that I truly enjoy and the first thing that I got down here was torches. Mm, torches is probably one. Oh, basic of you. Don't yuck his y'all.

Ha ha ha ha. Lian, I came down here being like, Lian's gonna be my bestie, but I'm finding out that you're having other relations with Mondo this entire time. I don't wanna to give away spoilers But like yeah survival like islands same plan. I thought I I Thought you know, we had something of them the day. I don't know I don't know anymore. Well

Wow, I don't know anymore you and Mondo can live a happy life together Man he's he in one day Shit in my house three or four times. What? I got the mistake of buying him Taco Bell. What? Because we had all been like, you know, we're all hanging out. And like, you know, we're intoxicated and we're just like, fucking Taco Bell. Sounds amazing right now. Oh, blah, blah, blah. So like, we loaded up on Taco, I mean, I spent like $50 to Taco Bell, and our Mondo would not stop shitting in my upstairs bathroom, and it was wolf.

I gotta come over, I wanna hang out. I want you to like, not train me, but I just wanna work out your gym, and time, because I'd be like, it would be fun. And I wanna meet your dog. That's just a good dog. Yeah, that's a good one. I have a bad touch.

Yeah. You've been blocking me out of your life since like day one You only come in little spurts Look I do I do what I can in the moment, okay I've been listening to see bat for the longest time man and I like I'm doing what I can We'll we'll We'll make it happen. I never mind, I don't want to get away from it.

I look, and then the day, it's you are League of Legends and I'm willing to choose you. League of Legends is still a thing. Kids are still playing League of Legends. Isn't that the super racist, like like they just slinging slurs? Like fling and dick. Yeah, fling and flares and fling and dick. Like in the video game? My favorite, well no, like my favorite thing was,

was it League of Legends that had a cartoon or something on Netflix? Yeah, okay. Yes, and someone was like my best, one of the best tweets I've seen was like, will I understand League of Legends if I'm not constantly slinging racial slurs? Or something like that?

Yeah, that's basically League of Legends. I don't want to shit on the, so I was on Amazon show, and I went on talking about the Amazon show, but I accidentally made a joke about one of the contestants because they enjoyed Disney, and they also enjoyed League of Legends, and I was like, you have to pick a struggle.

Cause like I, and I'm not gonna shit on Disney adults, go enjoy whatever you want to enjoy, Disney school. But I felt really bad because afterwards Amazon like talked to me and was like, hey, hey, hey, and I was like, okay, I won't shit talk, or I won't shit talk legal legend because that's a potential like sponsor brand. So if I ever shit talk something that I probably wouldn't ask for. Let me know. Let me know ahead of time if. So if I ever shit talk something that I probably would have asked. Let me know. Let me know ahead of time.

I'm not allowed to shit talk about, I don't know. I can't think of anything. Tell them to fix that in editing. Yeah, editing, please. Don't. What was the live show, guys? Everything I do is live. So it's just like, okay, I don't really do

pretty much content. Yeah. Safety. I felt like such a boomer because we were talking about like Twitch stuff today. And I was like, Lane, I want you on Twitch, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,ing to like, no only fans or something like, you can't, you can't. Oh wait, we're not on Twitch right now, right? We are. Fuck! I know the rules.

No, so you can't say the one word. You can't say the one word. Like, it's a Ritz box, like a box of Ritz. Like the... Oh! Salteen. I'm just a tracker. Yeah oh Salteen Tracker. Yeah Salteen

Oh, I don't know that you I feel like you would be fine on twitch though because like you don't do anything in your Content or your comedy that I would necessarily say would get flagged immediately open off camera But like off camera you were such a fucking pro you have hate crime me 17 times Please okay, We should like, Kayla does this thing too, and she did it in a recent video that we made where it was called It's a Choice. It's like a, uh, uh, uh, uh. Yeah, you started, I love being an ally.

She is the funniest thing. She, but she was like, we're gonna find out who's the biggest ally and who hates Gaze, and it was like, you gotta stop like, I can't. Blame once told, no. Blame's just always on edge. She's very nervous. You gotta sell like a can't blame once told no Blaine's just always on edge. He's very nervous I feel like now that I'm in the office Blaine You're gonna always be on edge because I will make that joke. I was actually thinking I'll probably have to be more mindful of the outfits

I wear To make sure that like I've passed the the fit check You know, I've got a good vibe or whatever like what are you talking about? I just feel like blizz is gonna add like a a new like oh that's what you decided to wear today like I feel like I'm Maybe a lot of that you're not I'm not like that no I'm about your sweater before the show started Would you say about my sweater nothing oh you have like great style Is it too big no no Tyler what did you say about my you were here yet?

Too big no no no Tyler what did you say about my story? I think you were here yet Tell her shut the Teller teller teller shut the fuck up right now. No, you're sweaty so nice playing. Well, say I'm in yeah Haven't seen say women. Whoa. Yeah, I feel like your style is fine though. You just are Straighten white. Yeah, that's like it really I don't really don't really know what to do with that I had to start getting different haircuts because one time Kayla just like just fucking took me down and she was like, I look like your proud boy haircut and I was like, Oh, what do you say to that? I nothing.

Yeah, I just just sit there. Oh, I don't know what the dress code is here. There's none. Oh, don't tell me that. I'll walk in with Hootie Daddy shorts. I mean, I've been wearing short shorts for the longest. Short shorts. Yeah, we did a stream. It was extra life.

And I showed up in a referee's costume. In my shorts were like. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just remembers. I'm someone who wears tank tops a lot, but also the studio is like here. It's cold here and like weren't there. So I just wasn't sure and I was afraid to text John to be like, hi, so what do I wear on

my first day? Because I feel like it would be like a very nervous thing to say. You were a tank cop. Oh, that's fun. The only thing that we really try to like is. So I have a shirt that says don't believe me, I'll come. Is that allowed? I think that'd be fine. Unless we're doing like sponsored content. Oh, okay. I think the rule of thumb is like if it's like a sponsored piece, then we try to avoid graphitees. Most of the time we like to wear like squatting porcelain.

Yeah, that's what I should assume. Like just wear a lot of merch that you all have, not like my vulgar piece shirt or. It's a lot easier to wear the merch now when it's good. Because there was a time, a dark time, and I'm not shitting on any specific people, but like man There was some times where it's like that's our graphic Do you know promoting this week?

Yeah, I just I like a merch. I also didn't know what time to come in too, but I just kind of assumed what time to come in Mm-hmm based on like the last time I visit and like what time everyone else came in I saw him here this morning and I said oh must be your first What time is he here? I walked in like at 9.55 and morning and I said, oh, it must be your first day. What time is he here? I walked in at 9.55 and he was here. I was like, oh, it's your first day. I'm a good employee. I walked in at like, I was here like 10 or something

and I saw that your back pack was here and I was like, that's cute. Yeah, but I'm gonna bring my backpack. My Rooster Chief 2003 backpack. It's vintage. I, you were mentioning Sailor Moon. and so I was looking it up to see when it originally aired and when it originally ran. So in 93. 91 to 97. Was the original run? It was not born. I was one year old. And I'm like I was looking I was quickly scanning the Wikipedia on it and

under genre, magical girl. Yeah. Oh yeah. Like it's like a whole genre unto itself, magical girl. That's a cool sweater. I mean, I would. Like girlfriend nice. Where? Because she's a huge sailor moon fan. I was like, but I want to wear sailor moon fan.

I love your girlfriend. Yeah. Let me say it. I mean, she's fan of your girlfriend. Like, I just got like a, it's got butterflies thinking about her. Yeah. I like girlfriend. She's cool. You a girlfriend. Like, I just got like, I just got butterflies thinking about her. Yeah, I like girlfriend, she's cool. You guys, hey that. Do you need me to go to a doc?

It doesn't actually kind of clear up close. Loving my partner so much. What the heck? No, she's been super helpful in like helping me get adjusted and make sure my paper works good for like car stuff too. Yeah. But she's just like a kind person because she doesn't have to do that.

She, I, she was like, I'm typing she doesn't have to do that. She I she was like I'm typing up a Google doc for bliss Uh-huh, because she just went through the process of moving here from Florida So uh, yeah, she's she's she's very on top of all that stuff. It's it was a hard process She like had the brain like a fucking book to the DMV or whatever I was like a long delay also to get... There is. ...the appointments and stuff.

Yeah, so I will say it's so funny because we think the same because she has a type A personality where everything is organized and she's like, am I doing too much? And I'm like, no, because my type A personality loves all of this right now because it's so easy to follow and color coordinated and stuff like that. And I'm like, how yeah? She's a she's taking like a certification course for human resources stuff. Cause she's like, you know, trying to like work up that ladder. And it is man, like, her going through school again, it reminds me of going through school.

I fucking hate school. And then she's having like a, she's doing well, but it's just like, it's so fucking hard to watch my partner. But hate school. I also hate school, Gus. I'll be honest. My parents wanted me to be a doctor growing up and I was so close. It was either be a doctor or work for researches.

So, I chose the researches route. I just don't think that I comprehend, like I don't hold on to facts and information as well when it's like fed to me through a book, like I'm way more hands on. Like I have always said this, like RTF, my degree at UT was like, it was great. And being there got me my foot in the door at Rooster Teeth.

But like the most learning I had about like film and stuff like that was like my internship with Rooster Teeth. Like actually, like, you're lying yourself and doing it. Yeah. Yeah. Like they didn't teach us like I remember like Brandon was like hey go find it. I need a red gel and I was like you got it boss and I was like googling what the fucking gel was. It's about I was uh I was kind of mocking you the other week because you were using some uh like film terms uh-huh and we were filming you were filming the puppet thing uh-huh yeah we need to get a stinger over here I was like stinger it's an extension court because you were using some like film terms and you were filming, you were filming the puppet thing. Yeah, we needed to stinger over here.

I was like, stinger. It's an extension cord. Oh, it is? Yeah. Like there's so many. Oh, I thought that was a transition. No, no, no, no. There's so many like weird coated terms

that are used on sets. It's like a C-47? Yes, C-47 is a close pin. They call it a C-47. Until you spend a lot of time on a set, there's so many coded terms you will not know. Literally as we're sitting in a meeting, Gus says, hey, if you don't know any of the abbreviations

that we're saying, just ask. And I was, thank you for saying that. I was just saying you're like, I'm gonna figure this out. Nobody assumes that you come in knowing all of these things. There's so many acronyms. We also forget, though, because it's like, you know, we've been around it for so long. You also had a moment of vulnerability, and I'm not

trying to put you on a spot, but you like reach out and you're like, what is this acronym mean? And I was like, oh, yeah, like, you would have no reason to know what a RFP is. Because I come, so I kind of do because of the government, but I wasn't sure of government terms, because it's hard for government. But I come from a different type of content, because I'm coming from the streaming world. So like me jumping in here on this team

and being like, hi, I know things about Twitch, and I know how to like build a community and like talk to the gaze. We just haven't been able to crack that audience yet. The gaze I'm coming after you in the best way possible, not a threat, more of a hug and embrace. But yeah, like I come from that type of world. So like I'm trying to understand what it's like to be on a team with other creatives and actually like how to create a project with you all because I've been doing the stuff stuff of myself. So like a lot of my things, a lot of the and actually like, how to create a project with you all because I've been doing the stuff of myself.

So like a lot of my things, a lot of the input that I've have on my own projects come for me directly. That's a comfort for other people. It's gonna be super valuable though. I mean like we had a whole meeting where we were talking about like future projects that we have in mind.

And like a lot of it was us turning a blizz and saying like, what are your thoughts? I mean, how would this perform? I was excited about that meeting the entire day because I was like, I get to talk about something and I'm positive, like I feel very positive about it and also something I've been thinking about for a month now. And I think it's also helpful working in a team environment

like this because a lot of the mundane or boring things like someone else to help take care of that. Yeah, it's like, you know, we sit around and come up with ideas, you know, if I say something that. Yeah, it's like, you know, we sit around with couple of ideas, you know, if I say something that everyone likes and it's like, okay, then someone else puts it on the calendar and blocks off time. It's like, oh, it's okay, it's like,

it's not even that though, but it's like something that might be mundane for you might be someone else's passion. Oh my God, I love doing this stuff with that. And I'm like, oh great, yeah, you can have it. I'm like, you can take it by all means, but like it's such a different environment. Honestly, I feel you can have it. I'm like, you can take it by all means. But it's such a different environment. Honestly, I feel positive walking into it.

Actually, I'm gonna change that. I hate walking into the office every day now. That's my first day. But I feel very positive walking into it because it's people coming from different backgrounds of constant creation understanding or coming together to create one beautiful thing. I enjoy that.

And Chris is there. Okay. understanding or coming together to create one, you know, beautiful thing. I enjoy that. And Chris is there. Okay. Okay. I, I, I, I, okay. People online are like, Chris gets bullied so much. Fucking hell. And they, and I'm gonna call it out because people are like,

Hey, can you make sure you don't bully Chris on Twitter? I want you to know, my name is literally the bisexual bully on Twitter. I'm going to bully everyone. That's equality, me bullying everyone. So I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be that person, but also sometimes, I adore Chris a lot. I'm in the stories that he says,

but it's also very concerning on how he's still alive today because some of the things. There was a great RTA from the RTX panel about Chris starting to become a human learning. That's my first. First RTX. RTX and RTPOD. Yeah. Well, all right.

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