Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Bridesmaid Boy - #391

Episode Date: August 30, 2016

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Yeah, that was. I'm ganging so much. I'll get to that in a minute. Someone unplugged the beer fridge. Which beer fridge? Our beer fridge. Oh, is this new? So, we don't have topic podcasts. That's what they unplugged. They unplugged that. So which beer for you our beer fridge. Oh, is this no so Topic podcast that's what they unplugged they unplugged that so we just had ball beer that's like shoved in there With off topics kegs. Yes, that seems like second rate to me to begin with that's why we're in for a party podcast

Oh, buddy, you're drinking the vodka. There's not much in here. Drink up. Do you have any? There's not much That's an enormous amount of vodka. I drank a bottle of whiskey on Saturday. Did you really? Can you? Is that a bad thing should I not be? I mean, I didn't. So if you choke the bottle of whiskey, I'm gonna drink it. Would you be drunk?

Yeah, probably. So how many wine drinks? How many wine drinks the rest of a bottle? I drank it over the course of a day. It's not like I drank it all at once. It's not like I choked it. Would you like a decent buzz the whole day? Yeah.

If you're listening to the audio podcast, he's got a bottle of vodka. What is it? A couple of meters? A vodka? Is it? Yeah, it's about a fifth of the day. Yeah.

And he's got about a sixth of the vodka in it. It's got a decent amount of vodka. That'd be like six drinks for me. I think that's hefty. It's like three. Do we have like mixes? Two. You guys have to have a check right here.

Anyway, that's a, would you just have to hear another or would you shoot it and then get a thing? I would mix it with this fine carbonated beverage over here. Okay. Topo Chico. So, it's the best. What? What?

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Monterrey. Monterrey. Was that strike anyone as... Monterrey Mexico. Monterrey Mexico. Mon... Monerrey. Monerrey. Was that not a joke? Yeah, so it's joking. Got you guys, man. Go ahead. Love Monterrey. So...

Before we get... Monterrey. Before we get too far, no. Where's Mount Terry, guys? Dealing with Mount Terry, Mexico. My favorite mountain. I wanted to, before we get started on that, I wanted to say congratulations to Patrick.

Hey! Our director of broadcast who over the weekend got engaged. Got engaged. He's like, ah! Hey! And we got, we got your little something, Patrick. They're, they're getting it. Oh!

Hey, look at that confetti We don't get one Hey, look at this. Oh, I went too early. There we go I was a cake. I like that Patrick got a gauge and we get cake well the cakes for him come get your cake Patrick Well, we kind of need him in the game. I mean could you like sweep this up? Is it made of bread? Oh, no, no Have you guys ever watched that are like look at look at the the shitty cake toppings like people at miss Bell? Oh, I did that for Barbers birthday. Yeah, what is it? What is it? It was a harpy fronter day banabs?

Whatever I just read him I had to write it on a piece of paper to make sure they got it wrong By all that's gonna be like You're about to pop So do you hear the story of how it all went down? Was there like a big plan? He's in the morning. I know that much He's in the morning, I know that much. Well, kind of, but the kept getting screwed up. So I ended up just doing it. Okay, so Pat Shilah's story that he had, I know this, I would do the same thing with Ashley,

which I have all these plans and everything. You're here, you're here, you're here, you're there, and then you just had this moment at home and you're like, this is the perfect moment, and so you did it. Was the weekend celebration, the Pride celebration, was that kind of a... Go into it.

Oh, just go into it. Okay. You're going to go into it. So he took away the cake so I give him I'm not I'm not as congratulatory anymore now that I don't have cake these are tensils well Patrick congratulations happy engagement two okay how far away do you think you are blame from it I'm not getting married you never gonna get married?

Can I call bullshit on it? Can I call bullshit? So when you get married, I get to go, ahhhh, it's like, is anybody, you know, against this marriage and then you be like, hey, don't solve! Gavin would stand up and go, I think that he gets it, anyone on the pipe, what?

I'd call that. That'd be Gavin's. Gavin, would you think if you were gonna get married, where would you honeymoon? Like Monterey? I think that he gets it anyone on the pipe what You were gonna get married where would you honeymoon like montérie? Monterey yes, so is this beer cold or not? I don't know what that beer is I that beers from the other fridge. It's just like Monterey Jack Jeez is that where that comes from? I have no idea guys. I'm in my bottle over nowhere So I specifically brought in today and now you've taken it down from me. It's a good bottle opener, right? It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great.

So Blaine saw that bottle opener. You stepped away. You dropped that bottle opener off here. You stepped away. Blaine said, oh, is that a whistle? I said, no, it's a bottle opener. He said, I bet it's a whistle. And he proceeded to blow on both ends of it,

trying to make it blow like a whistle. Nope. Not a whistle. Not even close. It looks like a whistle. I mean, I get what you're saying. I've seen whistles in this configuration But no, it's not I saw just why I have a big ass beard

You explained the last week did I yeah, yeah, I was going for a part. Yeah, and well, it's like now It's I had to shoot three days last week that I'm going back for my last day of shooting on Thursday and so I can't do anything about it I got to keep it like this and I'm not allowed to like Oh three days with city facial hair How many podcasts were you on when you had your Mullet stash none really I think so we had come in for the I can't balance this with my macro So you can have it soon car ride it's too just are you not happy for him? I came out of nowhere.

Blame won't eat cake because he hates the gays. That's not true I'm eating the cake. Congratulations Patrick. Wait a minute, Don is gays? What are you doing here? What? You're killing me. You hate the gays? Oh I hate cake.

That's bullshit. I said no and then you have to eat it. You have to eat it. Patrick told me I see it. Celebratory. It's typical Gavin. That's, by the way, I'm gonna play it for you. Now we're talking about weddings and cake. There was a story I once told about how I almost got

Monty to cut the cake at Michael and Lindsay's wedding. Oh. And occasionally that comes up as something where I'm an evil person, I would have never in a million years actually let Monty cut the cake. Well, don't defend yourself. Yeah, but your own suggested it. What's that?

You're the one who suggested it though. I did know, I did suggest it, but if you went all the way in with the knife and was ready to cut the cake. Once he was like halfway through the cake, I want to set some fence. I would have stopped him. I always feel like, like Monty, very Monty-like, but I don't think he would have stopped him. I also feel like, like, Monty, very Monty-like, but I don't think he would have cut the cake. I think he would have tried to freak you out,

get really near the cake with a knife and then not cut it. I think he would have tried to give it to me to cut the cake for him. Like, he would have, if I had got a piece of cake off of that, he definitely would have had to follow a piece of cake. Here, we got a bottle opener. Yeah, also a whistle. Are you really worried like, blame putting his mouth on that?

Are you really concerned about germs? I can't believe I get shit for being a drama foam and we just had to sit through that. Why me? Why you? Yeah. You think I got the herbs or something? Yeah, anybody.

You get checked after every pot. Oh, we did talk about that before this room. Oh, that's nice. You put that in your mouth. I got that off Etsy so good luck to you Yeah, you went shopping on Etsy for a bottle. I did I went for like beer stuff for my like bar stuff I'm about to manly and you start a bond with the lights back there off of Etsy. Yeah, oh No, I need to start a bar. Yeah, there's a place in my house. That was like before Etsy if you like

I was like at the old office the doubles is is a bar. So. What else is it? It's just a bar. It's a bar that doubles is a bar. Yeah, it's like it rotates and it's another bar. No, there's a bar in my house. And so I've never had like a stocked bar. And so I'm in the process of doing that. You becoming a drinker?

A little bit more. I'm drinking a little bit more. Drinking a little bit more. Yeah, I'm pretty with this. I'll drink that. Following a heading ways. Advice. Because I'm starting writing it again. Oh more. Drink a little bit more. Yeah, I'll prove this. I'll drink it. I'll win. I'll win. I'll win. I'll win.

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I'll win. I'll win. I'll win. I'll win. I'll win. I'll win. of marriage and cake. Okay. Did you guys at your wedding swish cake in your partner's mouth? No. No. I hear that that's like super disrespectful. Or like, you know, it's like kind of shady. Unless they initiate or something?

I don't know. Always the worst thing the Karuna wedding is, the best man who just doesn't know the limits and fucks up completely. But no, yeah, that's a big thing. But the lady will tell you either she's up for that or she's not up for the cake smash. Some people love it.

You know ahead of time. It's not a spur of the moment decision. Yeah, yeah, listen. Yeah, well. When you eventually go back on your lifelong pledge to not be married and you do get married, just make sure you ask, like, you just follow the rules. Just whatever, just, what am I doing?

Where am I going here, what am I doing? It's like, don't plan anything, no surprises. Surprise is a bad idea. That's not your day. Probably wouldn't, yeah. I mean, yeah. It's like the old sign felt bit. I love that sign felt bit about weddings.

Yeah, like the guy just rents a tuxedo and the whole point of the vows is, do you take this man? Because if not, there's just another dude in a tuxedo. That's why all the guys look the same at a wedding in case fucks up. They just move my blind next one comes steps up I I was the I was a groom's minute my sister's wedding and you know when they do the garter toss I caught it wait wait wait wait When they do the garter sauce is the garter toss okay, but it was it was really weird because I grabbed it and I was like

Yeah, and then I realized it was like on my sister's leg and I was like, yeah! And then I realized, it was like on my sister's leg and I was like, oh, no. I was just like, I don't even have that part of it. And I had this awkward moment and then they took pictures with me and I was like, why did I catch this? Did you pass it off as a fumble in the end? We just like, oops! I caught it and I was like, all right! And then I just realized, this is like kind of like a sexually provocative thing involving my sister.

And now I'm like, I have it. And it was really weird. That's another piece of advice I can give about weddings. And this is a scenario that I think a lot more people are likely to be in. When you're young, you're mid-20s, you tend to go a lot of weddings, like mid-20s to mid-30s. Like a lot of people you know get married.

I don't know. What's that? I've been to like two weddings. We have you been invited to more of the gatherings, you just didn't go to them. Yeah. Well, there we go. You tend to get, most people tend to go to weddings

that they're invited to. When that happens, inevitably if you're single, there will be that moment where they throw the bouquet or they throw the garter. And then there's always this group of single people who get up there and they're like, they don't want to get up there and they're acting super reluctant

because if they catch it, they have to get married. It's all just, have a good time. Don't be an asshole. Like you jumpin' out there and grabbing the garter, that's actually, it's not from the word sister thing. It's actually really cool because most of them, it's like people will let it hit the floor or something like that.

No, good, because I've caught it three times at three different weddings. It's your competitive nature. It's not, I really care what it means. You don't have to, they'll then go get married. Like who's the advice for? Just have fun. For someone like you or someone listening to the podcast,

they could be going to a wedding next week. And then they're like, oh, everybody get up here and catch the garter and they get up there and they get all mopey and shit. It's like that's just enjoy yourself. Yeah, just being the spirit of things. Being the spirit of things. My goal is to be a bridesmaid.

What? My goal is to be a bridesmaid. I want to be the lone guy in group of girls a bridesmaid. What? My goal is to be a bridesmaid. I wanna be like the lone guy. Patrick. In group of girls. Bridesmaid. God. Ha ha ha.

Make a, make a, make a, make a, a double groomsman. You're talking about just the responsibility of a bridesmaid or you're gonna wear a dress. Oh, you think bridesmaid's versus groomsman is what you're saying? Yeah. Wait a minute, you're confusing the shit out of me now. He wants to be. I want, I want to have a close female friend.

A bridesmaid. A bride's groom. Oh, to a woman who's getting married to you. Okay. I'm sorry. I want to say that doesn't make any sense to me. Yeah. I want one of my female friends to have me be a bride's made and then I'll just be up there with the girls and I can choose if I want to go to the bachelor's party or the bachelor I have to go on both sides or I can go both and it's just like you got to pick aside and then I get a suit and I- Full women. Yeah, no. Yeah.

But then it'd be funny, because then I got to get escort down. Pay groomsman and I'm like, hey, what's up bro, and I probably know the guy. Here's why you don't want that, I don't think. You have to carry flowers. It's great.

Why'd you be a flower girl for Christ's sake? Or a ring- Patrick, can you give me a flower girl? He said done. Sure. Oh, that's a spirit. Castle Pay for half the wedding. Patrick, do you know what you guys are doing yet?

You're gonna do like a... Yeah, we haven't go over details yet. Okay. I talked to him about it, he's like, how about this for your wedding, right? Go ahead, the wedding, you can have whatever wedding you want. It's free, it's paid for. No, no, it's bought.

But everyone at Rupert's to Teeth has to go and everyone, blanking your beverage, mate. Has a button that will tease you once and anyone can press it however many times no because they press it during the ceremony that be that everybody would go to press it when I would coordinate yeah you get like 10,000 volts and you say I do I do's gonna mental. You just explode. How many amps are in a Taze? Amps.

We have to use the right answer. We do? Do you need Amperage for voltage? No, you need Amperage to get killed. Well, that's not an all-out. Taser send a pulse. Take with 50,000 volts and a few milliamps. Millamp.

So I just want to give you a bunch of people to jump on you. Volt never kill you, right? Volts just continually fuck you up, or some of those can kill you if you explode. There is, there's got to be a threshold right. Sure. If you hit by seven million volts, you would just pop. But it's the amps that stop your heart. Right. But it's how you typically is in seven pieces that it doesn't, it doesn't matter. Right. No, I agree with that. There's, there's definitely a threshold,

which volts will kill you. But they always say, you know, in typical home situations, you're not gonna run into that voltage. Maybe, no, probably won't. But it's the amps, you can get killed, because you can get 20 amps. But you can get killed by the capacitors. We're like, I open power supplies and stuff.

I've heard that about old TVs. Like, and people find like old tube TVs in a junkyard? They gotta be careful because those capacitors will hold a charge forever. And people bust them open, they grab something on the inside of the TV and they shock the shit out of themselves. You're gonna go to the junk yard and you throw shit in. It's a big pit.

Do you think anybody does that anymore? I guess I did that as a kid, but I don't think anybody else is. You throw stuff. Yeah, sometimes when my dad and I would go out and we have a bunch of shit that we need to throw out, like old TVs and stuff. And you get, there's like this big pit, you get to the top,? You throw stuff. Yeah, sometimes my dad and I would go out and we had a bunch of shit that we need to throw out, like old TVs and stuff. And you get, there's like this big pit,

you get to the top, and you throw stuff in. Well, just give it to Cherry. It's just broken. This fucking cool. I'm trying to give you an out, but okay. I, he doesn't eat it. He's good. He's fine.

I've gotten so just manic about throwing stuff away. Like we got a battery recycling bin here at the company just manic about throwing stuff away. Like we got a battery recycling bin here at the company and I have recycled every single battery I've used for like the last three years. In that bad, did you guys use that at all? I'm like old cell phones and stuff. So I get the biggest thing that people do environmentally is they just chuck disposable batteries in the trash.

Like that's the thing that most people do that. And just chuck disposable batteries in the trash. Like that's the thing that's most people do that. And you're not supposed to do that. If they rename them to recyclable batteries. Barbara said it would be a bridesmaid. Oh, there you go. Barbara gets married. No, no, that's not an announcement. If she gets married.

She said it on Twitter, so don't worry. Well, she's not an announcement to me. She's pregnant last week, sir. I'm not just Jewish wedding. They have a... Oh, they get to... Of sure, is Jewish wedding they have... Oh, they get to... Christmas.

You don't get to do that. That's what I was wondering. What are the responsibilities? You think Barb would have a Jewish wedding? Probably not. You like the menorah? No, I don't think you like the menorah to wedding. That's Hanukkah, I'm pretty sure.

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I was a real to showing a couple My my house that I'm trying to sell. Oh, good for you. I was showing them around, opening some doors. You went? No, this was just happening. Got it, how was it work?

I opened on the closets, live raccoon ran out. Oh my god, yep. So how did it get in there? It was a huge hole in the wall. Wow. So I went there, later that day, and found a dead raccoon in the closet,

not sure if it was the same one that died just between that and me going up. Died from embarrassment. Then gone in voice. $1,500 to remove the raccoon and see it at the hole. Wow. That's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of money.

I had raccoon in my place. I rent my old place, I rented to somebody. I'm a raccoon. Somebody we know. And he was like, hey, there's noises in the wall. I'm like, oh, yeah, there was a raccoon that was in the house previously, but then we couldn't get it because it moved on. Because apparently they moved on after a little while.

So it was possums, they moved on. And so I hired a guy to come out and get it. I think it was like 130 bucks. But that was just to capture the raccoon. They also had to wait. Yeah, I think so. So the last thing you got a come out and get it. I think it was like 130 bucks. But that was just to capture the record and take it away. Yeah, I think so. So the last thing you got a raccoon out of it. The austi real estate market is so hot,

you think like you could frame that as like a bonus. Like, oh, this house comes to the raccoon. I'm not gonna be receiving an offer from that. She has like a startup petting zoo in it. You could say that. Artisanal. It's gonna rescue. It's rabies adjacent.

It's got rescue raccoons in it. That place was fine while I lived there, but ever since I moved out, like this place is fine. Yes, it's fine. Listen to Gus, play everything's great with the house. I'm not gonna tell lies about, you know, raccoons and the ceiling cave again and all that stuff.

The ceiling cave, didn't? Yeah, rain ceiling came down. Oh, you're shit me. That's the problem when you don't live in a place. It's like you just don't know what's going on there. It's a nightmare. Yeah, but just none of that happened. I had to put a camera.

I had to replace a battery. One of my smoke detectors. And when I moved into, when I bought my current place, it has really huge vaulted ceilings. And at the top, at the highest point in one of the vaulted ceilings, I just went to take her up there. I was like, in a couple of years, I'm going to hate this. And it finally happened this past weekend. Who does that? The ceiling is like at least 20 feet off the ground, maybe 25 feet. And it was like, I had an 18 foot ladder, the lean kind, not the eight kind. Oh, geez. It's the lean kind

I had to extend it as far as I would absolutely go and I had to get on the very top of it to reach up and Replace anything that by the time smokers go all the way up there. It's probably too late anyway. Why did they put them so high smoke goes smoke Rises. Yeah, put it on the on one of the lowest ceilings or wool. This one's down there too. No What you put it at the high point because that's where the smoke collects and sets off the smoke detector Do you ever see a smoke detector? It's like lying on the ground. I mean put on the floor. I know But you think put it on the wood if there's a strategy to putting them high Yeah, but is every single ceiling that high there's wasn't there a lip where it's like a normal ceiling that goes up There's smoke detectors down there too. Well, that's what you need

It's gonna get past all that right but let's assume that the fire starts on the second floor instead of the first floor So wait a second The you this is relatively new construction to live in is the Smoke detector not powered by electricity. It is plugged into the electrical Yes of the house, but it also needs a battery like a backup thing Somehow the battery has drained now and it's beeping at you. Yep Also that smoke alarm when the battery battery goes dead, never happens. Is it like 230 in the afternoon?

No. It always happens at 4.30 in the morning. No, you know, that's it. And then of course you're like, where's the fucking 9 volt batteries? Oh right, I don't have any 9 volt batteries. I need to go to the store right now and buy a 9 volt battery. I just used to keep mine on top of the door frame next to the smoke site, too.

You know you're a homeowner. This will be the moment where you know you're officially a homeowner. When it's three in the morning, you hear that beep like a thousand times that the smoke alarm needs a new battery. So you try to go out in your house and you try to figure out which smoke alarm it is

that's beeping. And you do this thing where you're like standing in a doorway like this. Yep. And you hear a deep noise that way. And like you like zero in like you're like you don't know where your smoke I know where they are I just don't know which one is beeping. How many do you have I too? I like six. Oh, Christ I have the one old house a six I wait too many. I'm not sure I have any in my current house

I think my city of Austin code now I supposed to have one in every bedroom and one in your kitchen Yeah, I feel like I'm my on my current house when they didn't the inspection the guy like went to the Front dorms like in your kitchen. Yeah, I feel like I'm on my current house when they did the inspection, the guy went to the front door and was like, ah, it's good. And then just left. I really feel like that's what he did. I didn't think that's what he did. I feel like that's what he did. He signed a thing under my sink. Do they do that thing?

You know about that when they signed under the sink? That's for like termites, that they look to your house for termites. So no termites. When I sold my previous house house I had my smoke detectors installed But I didn't have batteries in them and the inspector saw he caught it He was like oh these smoke detectors don't have batteries. They're not powered. I can't I cannot pass this house for inspection I was like wait here. Like give me five minutes. I like ran to the convenience store and bought batteries like look Look I'm putting them in. Yeah, I don't fuck around

Yeah, I was actually the inspector wouldn't just like charge you a ten bucks a battery to do that. Did you totally pay that right? Yeah. To pass inspection? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So did you climb all the way up to change it up? Yeah it was, how tall was it? Well the ladder was 18 feet, it was fully extended and I was at the top. Did you like putting you like padding down like a couch? No. You didn't catch you? Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope? No, you didn't catch you? Nope. I was, there's no, like, if I fell, I would, you can't aim.

If you fall, you fall. No, it's not true. I've been, I've been bouldering a lot, like after, what bouldering? Again with the bouldering. Why are we bouldering? It's fucking great.

So like, instead of like rap drinks and beers and stuff, like, hey, let's go bouldering and everybody goes and that's just good for you. It's for prank British trip to Mount Terry. Oh, it's a lot of fun. I was actually, so it's color coded. I kind of did a racist flood the other day.

I'm sorry. I'm going. So they're color coded. So like reds and yellows are really easy. And it goes to purples and greens. And it goes to oranges and blacks. So on and so forth. So black is like, I'm about at black, which is kind of difficult.

And there's another dude on set that had gotten and completed at black. And I was like super happy for him. And I saw him on set and was like, Drake, what's up, man? I was like, dude, ready to kill some blacks? And then like, what's happening to me? I said a real thing.

I don't know. That's not as far as I'm. So I said, yeah, I said that really loud in a neighborhood. And there was like people around. Why would you say that? And because I didn't, I wasn't know. Nah, it's not as fushive. So I said, yeah, I said that really loud in a neighborhood, and there was like people around. Why would you say that? And because I didn't, I wasn't even thinking. And everybody was staring at me, and I was like, what? And then, and then, and then I was like, oh, I'm so sorry.

I feel like that's a typical awkward blame. Yeah, you look at that picture too. It's in the feed. No, it's in the feed. No, it's okay. Sorry, I blocked the person so I can't see anymore. The bell ended too small. Someone has said to me on Twitter, Travis Jones, Bernie, you should write down when each one goes off, then you can know which one most likely needs replacing.

But they also beep, so I do his weight. Why? Why you could just press test on him and if it... I'm not going to climb up a ladder to six different smoke alarms. I'm just not going to do that. That's what I ended up doing over the weekend. I replaced one, and then like two or three weeks ago, I had to replace a different one. So I thought they're all going to go out.

So over the weekend, I just replaced the battery and all of them. It's not really like climbing. So if you get if you want it to, I can just climb up there. I'm gotten good at it too. So I'll do it for you. Which is, I went before the podcast. It's like my new pre podcast ritual. Yeah, and I have like what all white handholds you'll be okay No, that's that's racist

You're racist. It's great though. So do you keep notes in your house? Do you do that like oh here's the Changes light bulb or yeah, I have do I have calendar alerts. Yeah, I would let so that like like Air filters and I just said I have calendars. I have calendars. I have calendars too. I have calendars for that. Like, what? Like, air filters. And that is easy. Yeah, I just said events in my calendar that repeat every so often for that stuff. Like, my dad was amazing with that kind of stuff. He would keep a log.

He was in the glove compartment of all of our cars. And he would log what date he got the oil change in the car and what the mileage was on the date that he got the oil change. So like, over the course, like, five years, he'd have this thing with like, it was only like 20 entries, but it was still like super impressive that he got the oil change. So like over the course like five years he'd have this thing with like it was only like 20 entries but it was still like super impressive that he took the time to do that. I don't do shit like that. I should. I'd say pitches. That's a good way to do it. Yeah, it's closest to I get to that is like keeping suit sizes and stuff like that sort of notes on my phone. Yeah. One of the things I did recently, like a little tiny little project in my house, I went through and replaced all the lights,

like the incandescent lights with LED bulbs, I went through the house, and then I took a sharpie around with me and before I put the LED bulb in the socket, I wrote the date that I was putting it in on there. You're just gonna be mad on the light bulb? Why? Because invariably it's gonna burn out way before it should have.

And you're gonna let's screw it and be like, what the fuck are the slight bulbs only last two years? Yeah,'ve got I got bulbs that like they have like a 21 year life I know that's what I have now I have a change this if I get a dive before that happens I still live here probably not that's why I wrote the date on it because like when somebody else goes and changes light bulb They're like look at this this lady's like 20 years old they're gonna do this they're gonna be like Those like bulbs do not last 20 years. I do not. Because we've only just started putting them in.

I had my old house, I used to put them in, and they would burn out like after two years. But did they, like, the 20 year ones? They were the, they were like eight years. It was probably been eight years. It was two years and they went out. I had to buy like a big box of them from home giabooks. They were always fucking burned out.

Maybe at too many amps So yeah, I think I'll I'll ask I'm supposed to yeah, it'll be really pissed off if one of my Hugh lights Burns out I found I have some Hugh light bulbs and I like them But there's a solution that's way better which is you just replace the switch in the room with a, I use cassettea switches. And I love them. So you're just home automating the heck out of your home. Unbelievably so.

Have you found anything that you still- I walked through my house talking all the time, like a maniac. Turn this off, turn that off. Oh, so you do Amazon then? Yeah, yeah, so do I. It's good for the AC. I use it most for that.

Great for that. Oh, next. Yeah, I need to get that. I'm true to the point now with home automation, where I have like, I love little projects like that, Great for that. Oh, Nest. Yeah. I need to get that. I'm true to the point now with home automation where I have like, I love little projects with that, like I love replacing light switches. Like there were somewhere, LED bulbs, they all say dimmable, that's a fucking lie. LED bulbs are not dimmable.

Like, they'll go halfway down. If you dim them all the way down. And I like, I love to be able to like dim lights. That's a big deal to me. I don't like just flick a switch. A sexy time? What? Yes, absolutely, sure. And then...

I mean, so we ramp up and then wrap down. What's that? So like slowly turns on and then slowly turns off? No, I just want to go like, I only want the lights on 50% in this room. You know, if I'm going to watch a movie and I want the lights on somewhat, I'm like, what do you want to want to want to somewhat?

What's that? Why'd you want to want to tour if it's a night time? It depends on what I'm doing. Like if it's night time, I don't want the lights as bright as I want them during the day. Juck it off? What? Why are you going to all this stuff?

You don't want to wake up, Ashley. I mean, you can't know where to see what you're doing. I'm in my living room. Oh, what are you talking about? Why are you juckin' off in the living room? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You're on fire today, Gavin. You're on fire.

Do you get tungsten or daylight bulbs? Oh, I can't get the blue lights, the whatever they call daylight bulbs. Oh, I can't get the blue lights, the whatever they call daylight bulbs. Yeah, I have to get the soft white, the reddish bulbs because if I get one of those like, light lights, the blue, they drives me insane. Just get a hue light and it's all of them. Yeah, two lights are like, how much are they?

60 bucks a pop? Yeah. Yeah, they're not worth it. I have an IKEA lamp that's, it's got like four sockets. And I really want, you light bulb is, cause I could say sexy time and then goes red or purple. No, no, no. Fuck, that'd be like 200 bucks for it.

I'm embarrassed for you. Hahaha, it's bad. Hahaha. That neat, but you just need way too many. You need to spend way too much money to the point where you use them. Yeah, I like to use it. You just put them where you use them most frequently.

That's why you get the switch done. Whole room switch, just the light switch bit. Come on over, you can take, I like it. You just put them where you use them most frequently. That's why you get the switch done. Whole room switch, just the light switch bit. Come on over, you can take a look at it. I don't want it. I mean, look at that. You can look at that. I do it in my place too. So you can get Michael to come over.

He can switch out your switches for you. I brought Michael over to look for the record. Did you record this? I would love to see this. I did record it. I want to see this. Do you find it? We found it.

Actually, the story where Michael, when he moved into his house, he thought a homeless person was living in his attic? Did he tell that? I don't know. He was legitimately worried, right? That he had somebody living in his attic. I'm not sure if he told that. Okay, well then I want to tell a story

about the homeless person living in his attic. I wanna pick the first runner up for our feed segment. It's Roberto Villegas, Vincent 404. You have won $25 gift card. Someone will be in contact with you. Congratulations. Congratulations. One more runner up and one more grand prize winner to go. This guy says Eric, Mr. Mick Strike on Twitter says, I put an LED light bulb in my storage room and it was on and lasted for eight years. It was on for eight years? Yeah. It was like there was a story once about-

Our LED light bulbs eight years old. Yeah, really? There was a story, um, about a light bulb that had been on for like 90 years. The fire department one. What was you motel cowboy? Why would you not jerk off in the living room? It got, like they put up a wall

and the light was just on behind a wall for like 90 years. Yeah. And then like when they were renovating, they knocked down the wall and they found that light bulb. Did it over there? Yeah, I think like they didn't want to turn it off because they were afraid that like the temperature change would finally make it burn out.

So they just left it and left it. I'm always convinced there's some drain on electricity or there's a leak that's draining water in my house. I'm convinced of that all. I mean, there is always a drain on electricity if you've got stuff plugged in. Especially hue bulbs that use some electricity. Well, everything does, like anything that's using an outlet will draw.

Because what if there's been like a power outage? It was like at a fire station, like a place that has like redone of power. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, fire station of like bolts. No, I didn't know that they had like redone of power. You know what I'm saying? It's like, it's like, the power, it's like, what?

His wit, like the power goes out of the fire station and they're like, man, we're not busy at all today. There's been no fires anyway. So if online gets disconnected. Everything's great. This is good. No fire? I know that LEDs have been around since the 1970s.

I know that, but like commercial LED bulbs. There was some kind of revolution that happened in LED power. What about like five, six years ago? I was gonna see them in like boards for messaging. I mean, like when I was a kid we had led games like there was a thing called you ever have a Merlin Do you ever want to familiar? I'll show you a picture of it. It was a real for brothers are Milton Bradley thing It was like a red oh it looked like a phone, but it was like logic games

Yeah, and it was like it looked like like an like an old man with a book or something what are you talking about with that? Oh, no, you're thinking I know what you're thinking about, I calculated it and learned math on. Yeah. Yeah, no that's really, that's it had the guy with the glasses and the mustache. Yeah, I love that thing. Well that's crazy. We had the same like stuff as kids.

Let me show you this. When we were kids, there were like three toys, Bernie. Let's be honest. It was that in a big track. We're like you kids with your Minecraft. You know, it's like half the reason I follow Gary Widow on Twitter.

He's the guy who wrote, book of Eli. He wrote the first draft of Rogue One. And yeah, that's Merlin right there. Do you have that? What is that? That's a little light setter in there. They used to be like, they literally look like they were on a circuit board.

These little LEDs. And that's okay. And that's okay. And that's okay. And that's okay. And that's okay. And that's okay. And that's okay. And that's okay. And that's okay. And that's not the high power LEDs we have today. What games can you play on that? Is that to take out? So you could, you said, that was an obvious one to take to out,

but then you could have played other ones where it's logic game where we had to eliminate all the lighted buttons. And time tripping. It's an hard-to-explain. So can you put the picture back up? So if any button you press, it reverses the state of the other buttons around it.

There was like nine games. So you had to eliminate the all the colored lights. And that was one of the other buttons around it. There was like nine games. So you had to eliminate all the colored lights and that was one of the logic puzzles. It was fun when I was a kid. I can't think of the other games. I'm sure there was like Simon says matching things here. It was a match one here. Your childhood sounds fucking boring.

Dude, why do you see big track? Get a big track up there. It was a remote control car with no remote. You just programmed it where you wanted to go and then you just watched it go. That was a fucking blast, dude. My dad would tell me about this game that he used to have, or was like,

this magnetic football field, and then the guys would go, I was gonna ask about that with a beat-top thing. And I bought him one, and we'd watched it. And I was like, fuck, this is boring. Yeah, but the kids are gonna be saying that about us. Yeah, totally. We got a cool shit. There was also like that little Parker Brothers game

with LEDs in it. That's big track. That's big track right there. So you program big track and you'd say like the number pad. It looks like the Maco from the past. That's the fact. I think they base the Maco on big track. And if you got really dope and you had a rich family,

first of all, I mean, this was like a $190 toy. Damn, no wonder I never did that. I don't know how it was. I don't know how it was. But there was an optional thing that came with it with a trailer that it would dump out. Like it was like a little back end of a dump truck that would follow it. And it would dump us.

So that's the thing that you'd program and be like remote control and it'd go. Yeah, it was like like a go-fi fee forward. Turn to the right, go-fi fee forward and then you'd program it. And you see, oh, that's kind of fun. And then you'd watch it go. Once. And then it would stop and you could fire the cannon

It would do do do do in the little light would light up. It's like that's it And then I would go outside and climb trees all day because try to make toys socks or whatever. Yeah All right, get sit home and play a tarry which like I can play the Military game, which was a blue dot fighting red dot or I could play the Outlaw cops versus Robert game, which is a blue dot fighting red dot, or I could play the outlaw, cops versus Robert's game, which was a blue dot red dot. It was like, it was literally all the same fucking thing on a tariff. What do you think kids will be saying about Ovid games? That's right. You'd like to look at a screen. It is. Right. Get to sit in front

of us. Oh, it makes me think of like that scene and back to the future too, right? When they explain the arcade game and the leisure was like, you use your hands for that game? That's a baby's game. It's like some whole like recontextualization like you can't think of. Like a different- I just like four years old man, it feels like- Yeah.

It's a kid. It's like a whole like, like you wouldn't even interact with something the same way. So there's a lot of like conceptual pieces that are coming out based on what HoloLens could be. And one of the ones they recently put out was like, it wasn't magic the gathering, but it's magic the gathering style game.

And like how it would be augmented by HoloLens. So the guy has a card and he flips it over and it's a dragon and then the dragon comes up out of the card and it's just sitting there on the table. You know what I'd be wicking on that? Cloning in whatever. Get kids back into chess. Yeah.

Have the pieces like a blitter age other on the board That'd be class. It's like I play battle chess in real life. That's a game on the store You did you play battleshots on the PC? My cousin had it. Yeah, yeah, I love that game or like the Star Wars holographic chess that they play yeah, nice reading bling language What's it called? Sorry to put you on the spot? Shit you do when we went to Lucasfilm But no that kind of so I think that's the kind of thing that'll be, that people will have in the future.

It'll be like, oh shit, you guys had to go in a special room to play a video game. What the fuck is that? You know? I'm wondering when they're gonna get to the point where, I mean, I know they have it now, but it's not like a home thing where you can walk in place like a treadmill thing.

No, no, that shit sucks. You don't think that's ever gonna get to, nobody wants that. I do. You think no, no, that should suck. You don't think that's ever gonna get to you. Nobody wants that. I do. You think it's a cool idea. Yeah. Until you're like out of breath after five minutes playing a video.

Well, you try crouch walking five feet. Right now. Not gonna happen. No, but everybody thinks they want that. Nobody really wants. Play one cent. Maybe not for a whole campaign, but like maybe it'd be fun.

Maybe fun. No, it would not. I think people got annoyed at the Wii, like having to move their hands for like more than 30 minutes. You think they're going to want to like walk or do stuff for an extended period of time? Yeah, like a Pokemon go though. And that's success.

Yeah, but that's just as you're walking. Like it's not, you're not just like, I'm going to play Pokemon Go right now. You're like, oh, well, I'm going to be walked from here to there. I'm as well launch Pokemon Go. You guys still playing? I quit. I got the boys, so yeah, Teddy still playing, so I played with him.

We went up Pokemon hunting this weekend. Sucked. They found another fucking dead body in New Bronfels. Someone playing Pokemon Go. Really? It was like this today or yesterday or something like that. They found another dead body. We had a really disappointing thing happen where a number of the parks that we tried to go to

were closed because of flooding Hmm, which is weird. You sure bravely. I bet you could have found a laparice. No, I'm not gonna tell my kid like If you see a warning sign that tells you not to go somewhere just walk around there's a gear dose in there where Where that water was oh, you're full. Shit. No, we were going on to find Bulbasaur's so there was there was a Muck that showed up at the capital which isn't evolved grimer Gavin Yep, so and it was like 1800 and so like the Austin Pokemon go subreddit was like just Lit up with people trying to get nobody could get it of course

What I think should happen more in Pokemon go they shouldn't make the the rare Pokemon appear more often But just being possible to get we got a lot of lost toys for a while the other day that was fun we found a blast toys in the parking lot wasted every bowl I had and didn't get it so did John rocket whore he uh he wasted he said like 18 ultra balls on it dumb what's that dumb fucking 18 ultra balls on a what blast toys uh look at the evolution this up that which I think those things to show up more

and just be very hard to get that you think it would you think the developer would be incentive to do that because in people spend money to get moral tribals or to get more whatever they need to catch it is a way to make it's make it real broke right right just a way to get people spend more money uh... i also think the gym mechanics and out dead nobody gives a shit about the jimms

that's what that's what got me out of it is ever doing anything with a gym That's a touch one that the only reason why we would ever grab a gym is to show off a Pokemon They've got I guess which you can you'll faw fetch I would show off my for fest, but uh, which we got in Japan But then you can acclaim Pokecoins as soon as you get a gym, but it's just like it's such a small amount It doesn't even come close to competing with just buying them for like 10 bucks. We talk about our fashions.

Oh yeah, that was nuts. I don't think we talked about it. Did you hear about the stuff in our fashions in Japan? I know you did, but I didn't hear it. Can I show you my Pokemon? Sure, I'll show you my first. Well, you pull your Pokemon out, let me read this.

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What does he sound like? It sounds like here? Trouble in some sludge Sounds like Gavin gagging over web red So what's your perfect story? Gavin go into the far-fetched story. Oh, we we thought the whole place was riddled with them Because we just went out for a walk the moment we arrived. We went to get Japanese pancakes on the first morning Get pancakes in Japan. They were nice. They were delicious pancakes. JD's you're making a face Let me face someone who looks like scoffed in Japan. They were nice and fluffy. They were delicious pancakes. JD's like, You're making a face.

I'm gonna freeze, because someone over there like scoffed. Japanese pancakes. Japanese pancakes. So fluffy. JD was like, Oh, farfetched over here. And we're like,

Oh, sweet. Like a block and a half from the hotel. Yeah. And then, just before we got to pancakes, found another one. It's like, Oh, he's a commoners mug.

Didn't see one for the entire rest of the trip. Right. And then we learned that Cole was there. He didn't see one a single time. So we just got super lucky and like, You sound powerful too. You sound powerful too. Nice.

My second one, we actually, I logged, JD logged in his Teddy and caught one. I logged in his Ashley and caught one for her. And then we caught a second one later, but that one is now spoken for because I was trying to catch one for Adam Baird. And so now he made a dummy account that I was able to log into. I got him a Kabuto, which is now available in Austin, down at a McKinney Falls Park.

What's that McKinney Falls, right? Yeah, down there. That's a little fossil Pokemon. That's a fossil one. Oh, right, right. And, but we didn't find another Farfetch. So my one that I have, I'm keeping a second Farfetched

so that if trading ever comes up in Pokemon Go, which I really fucking got it will, I will trade my far fetch to Adam Barrett. Which is probably so my cards now that that's the thing again. This is probably a peak point where people are really interested in it. You kept them? Oh, I have a fuck ton of Pokemon cards. I mean just a binder double stacked on each page with...

What's your best Pokemon? In my card collection. Yeah, I got like a limited release mu, but I think they give it out to anybody that went to the movie. So your best card is one that literally anybody. Yeah, I mean, I have all the original. I got like Charizard and Blastoy's and I have my homemade Pikachu. Gear, I got a fucked on a gear dose. Is that a game? The actual card game. Yeah, I actually Pikachu gear. I got a fucked on a gear doses guy. I would play the game The actual card game. Yeah, I actually did one I would never see no one play Pokemon the card game I was in my teens and I watch this really good. I wish people punch each other in the face

I've a getting cards and stuff, but never actually play the game. That's some fucking asshole neighbor steals one of my cards Once when I went over and chewed him out Do you know what I just learned? I like when I go back and I discover that viral videos that I've seen, that they're actually associated with people that I now know. Like, I just wasn't aware of them as a performer. Like Freddie Wong, Gus now used to watch this video of a guy playing guitar hero in his living room of his apartment with a kid of cape

and he was on a motorcycle and came into his own living room and got off and just fucking shredded on guitar hero. And then years later, I'm like, I went back and watched a video and I was like, oh, it's fucking pretty one. It's crazy. Yeah. You used to make guitar hero videos, yeah? Yeah, it used to be like a competitive guitar hero player. That's, I was like that with Nick Rutherford. I couldn't put a finger on it.

I was like, I feel like I know this guy. I used to watch Good Neighbor Stuff all the fucking time. Yeah, him and Kyle Mooney. The Kyle Mooney interviews are like ridiculously funny, too. Yeah, super cringe. But the one I was thinking about specifically was, you remember the viral video of the Magic the Gathering tournament where the guys like bitching and bitching,

and then the other guy placed him card and he grabs the edge of the table, like he's gonna flip it, and the guy goes judge, judge, and then the guy flips it and is screaming and yelling at the top of his nose. No, I never saw that. It's a really funny one. Turns out that's boogie.

And I didn't know that was like years ago. Years ago. Flipping the table or getting a flip on it. Flipping the table. I think he was doing his France's character at the time. So he was like just screaming and yelling and flipping it. I had no idea that was staged though, which I'm assuming it's staged.

Unless boogie's a really bad loser at managing the gathering. So speaking of Nick Rutherford, the second crunch time trailer is coming out this Thursday. So I want to mention that. So if you're excited for crunch time, as we all are, the second trailer premieres this Thursday and in the series itself premieres September 11

for received first members. Hard show to trailer. Like the first trailer we put out was met with kind of like, can't make catch of of what this is, then we had the screening at RTX, and we've had some like some press copies of it. Everybody who's seen it, the feedback for crunch on this come back has been great.

So that makes me really happy, because it's like, you know, trailers can be difficult. It's, I felt the first trailer was really made it feel more like mysterious, more sci-fi than comedy. So it's cool to see people watching it and actually really, really enjoying it because we've seen it, of course, and we love it. I'm excited for it to be out.

Yeah, we had an internal screening for employees and everyone was, everyone who had not seen it yet was just amazed. We did the first two episodes and then we had to put the other remaining episodes online at the company so that people at the company could watch the rest of it. Because they want to see that. That made me very, very happy.

People were really into it. So you should definitely check it out. I think it's really, really funny. I covered that in the vlog last week, that meeting, where we went to a theater and in the vlog, Matt talked about how one of the first events we did when we were coming up as a company is we got invited to go to the Lincoln Center to debut season two of Red Versus Blue. And we were like, well, okay, no one's going to show up to that, but we'll go, we'll go

do it. And we, you know, we filled the Lincoln Center, you know, people came from all over the place to watch season two. And Matt was like, that was, in his mind, that was when, oh shit, this is a real thing. We can turn this into something really awesome. And he commented that that was the first time we filled a theater with fans, and this is like, we filled a theater with staff members, employees this time. But that was our, we went over basically the next few years of Rishie, what we want to

do, our mission statement, our values, all that stuff. Like, we want to make sure the content that we're making lines up with who we are as a company. That was a fun meeting, because we haven't done anything like that. I could think it a long time. I don't know. I don't think we were ever size where that was necessary.

We were all on the same page, because we were all in the same room. But it was really great to see it in the feedback that we got on it. It was really, really great. Yeah, we were all in the same room. It was like, are we all working on the same kind of stuff? Yeah, all right, cool.

That was the extent of the meeting. Who was it, guys, that was cutting their fingernails into that drawer? Jeff. The Jeff was it Matt? It was Jeff. It was absolutely Jeff. Well, Jeff's a very frequent trimmer.

Yeah. Because he trims like twice a week. The drawer was in the living room of the old butyl apartment. Right. Yeah, it was the desk to my left. But Matt had nail clippers on his keychain. Yes, but we were going through Jeff's desk because we were looking for something for the store We found nail train we found a drawer filled with nails I read this the day of the day off to and I did my own one with just done did a slow-mo

I'm sure on the same page I do do. And the mission was just to slow. Even slower. I got you. I got him a gift. You got me a gift? What, you got a gift too? Did that give you a gift? I was reading that 20.

What did you get? I got a golden Mr. Sparkle from Kid Robot. It was like a limited edition Mr. Sparkle. I tried to buy it when they... Wait, you're confusing me. Mr. Sparkle from Kid Robot? Mr. Sparkle from The Simpsons. It was like it's a Kid Robot made Mr. Sparkle from The Simpsons. It was like, it's a kid robot made Mr. Sparkle.

Got you. I tried to buy it when they released it, but it was soup, but they ran out by the time I saw it and Meg got me one. What'd she do? She pulled some strings? I think she was able to order one when they were still available, and she ordered two.

Why? Because she didn't want to be a Sparkle. That's nice of her. It's thoughtful, what a product I can. Very nice. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. No. Thank you, Mike. No.

It's pretty damn nice though. So thank you, Mike. That was awesome. What was the, what were you talking about? You got me a gift and I was like, is it a vessel? No. That's coming. That still hasn't come.

That's like, we're going to go into our third Christmas now where that thing hasn't shared. What's the vessel? It's unbelievable. It's a close look. It tells what you're drinking. But they, they, they, they fix the problem. They were like, we don't know how to make the vessel. It's unbelievable. It's a cup that tells you what you're drinking. But they fixed the problem. They were like, we don't know how to make the vessel,

but here's just a normal cup. You want to buy that? Cool. Here's a cup that counts you how many glasses of water you've had. It's a cup with a digital counter, basically. Unbelievable. You're down with about a notebook. Yeah, he would add a fucking log

that he kept in the glove box. Received a cup. Why's it called the glove box? Because people always had driving gloves. Yeah, so you put your gloves. gloves? Yeah, three pretty gloves. I've been tempted to buy gloves. Go ahead. Now that I have like a manual,

but I feel like I'd look like a douchebag. Why? Because you have a manual. Yeah, because you don't want your hands slip when you're switching gears, you know? What are you doing, you're all like nervous? You're sweating out. No, it's not.

You got a handful of load. And Gavin's been in my GP, he likes my Jeep. So you're going to be an open air Jeep, wearing driving gloves. It's not open. I think it's a good look. I would go for it. Wait, wait, wait.

If it's just for the stick, you just need one glove. But you get another one on the head, it's your own will. You look like my old friend. You just, you don't want the look. You want the look. It's not anything to do with functionality. You just want to have sweet gloves

and do the Jeep wave gloves. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. Let me see your hands. Let me see your hands, sweet pea. You don't wear gloves at the gym. Or Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. What was your hands? What was your hands, sweet pea? You don't wear gloves at the gym. Or climbing. That's where they get fucked. Is everybody get fucked?

I love climbing. Yeah, they do. But then you want soft hands for the ladies. No, but the person I'm talking to was like, your hands are fucked since the last time I saw you. I was like, yeah, I've been climbing. Did she notice? Yeah, I like it.

Yeah, yeah. What's the thing? I like it. Soft hands or stuff that. I watched. I'm gonna change stuff. I'm gonna creep out. like it. Soft answers. I watched. I'm gonna change the room now. I'm gonna creep out. Do it. This past weekend, I think for the first time since I saw it in the theaters, I watched Jackie Brown.

Oh, yeah. Go into our Tino movie. Quintero to the public. Right. And at the time I watched it in the theater, it's just he followed up. Pulp pitch got Jackie Brown. I've related it anyway.

At the time I saw in the theater, I was probably like, I don't know, 18 or 19. I remember not liking it very much. I agree. And to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm like, the Lincoln theater, where the Galaxy theater here wasn't even like, an Alamo or like the, I still thought I'd got a 20-year-old on Riverside. Perseo, wow. That's the Chinese buffet now for a non-Austin resident. It's been closed a long time.

That was a pletheater, right? I don't know where in a pletheaters, but did you know the mat made the AMC, the little clip guy? He, that was one of the last projects he worked on before he moved back for Richie's. The little dude who danced before the movie that was made out AMC the little clip guy? That was one of the last projects he worked on before he moved back for Rich Heath. The little dude who danced before the movie that was made out of film strip.

Really? Matt worked on that. And he worked on one of those things that goes on for way too long when you're about ready to watch a movie. It's the homegrown CG thing. And you're just fucking in this thing. And it's always miserable quality because I don't put any money behind it or anything like that.

Anyway, Matt worked about one of this. So, but I went and saw Jackie Brown and Quentin Chantino was there. I think it was a cool event. And there's a moment when Robert Forster is like in the foreground, he gets like some kind of bad news and he just moves to the background, but they don't change the focus at all.

And he just kind of like drifts out of focus. And apparently like that was an accident. they were like okay, let's stop We got to get that right we didn't get focus right on that time So they've been they looked at it and somebody Robert for sure apparently was like watching the monitor and either here Quentin Tira said you know what sometimes in life you just got to go soft, you know And he's like that's that was great the character was like he just like went out of focus with this bad news or whatever And it's like so they kept it in the movie. Do you remember that moment?

Yeah, I do. I want to go back and watch it. Yeah, it's good. It's a, if you have HBO, it's on HBO. Go, that's how I watch it. When do you think about Jackie Brown? When do I think about that movie? I think about Jackie Brown at a very specific time in my life

all the time. No, right after he, Jackie, after pooping. Yeah, when I'm in the living room and I'm taking a shit and then I masturbate in my living room, you're like, I. That's repuoping. Yeah, when I'm in the living room and I'm taking a shit and then I masturbate in my living room, you're like, I've heard just standing there. Against that tile background. I think about that movie every time in the tunnel,

which is weird because there's like eight terminals at LAX and I'm always in that terminal. I always think it die hard whenever I'm by the luggage collection in LAX because of the beginning, he did the hot shake with the big teddy bear and he's just walking through the teddy bears with a thick and L.A. Yeah, die hard, it he did the hot shake with the big teddy bear and he's he's just walking through the teddy bears. Yeah, gonna lay. Yeah, I heard it's gonna movie. I'm gonna eat more pizza. I didn't even associate the two of those things. He was so,

I was gonna say about that long ass tunnel with the big moving walkway. Every time I go there, it just goes to show how gross normal Hollywood advertising is. Every time I go through that tunnel, the entire length of that tunnel is one movie Advertised over and over and over again. Make sure you see it I think the last time was like Zoolander 2 was the last one I remember being in there It was just like it must have been 40 Zoolander 2 posters in a row like I'm not like wall posters like massive displays Yeah, it was a TV show last time I was in there. Yeah, and it's just, it carry always TV show.

Yep, and they sell it as like one unit that whole hallway. Teenage Mutant News and News, or else, too, for me last time. Yep. Fuck time, post. What was my gift? I'll give it to you later.

So, the second runner up for the feed, also when you're $25 gift, is Steven Kazowarski. Kazarowski. No pollocks. That's Kazarowski. Do you hear about the Russian reporter that got shot in the head on his birthday? What?

Yes. Kazarowski sounds Russian. Anyways, you got killed. It's a very araski, it's a very araski, it's a very araski, it's a very araski, it's a very araski,

it's a very araski, it's a very araski, it's a very araski, it's a very araski, it's a very araski, it's a very araski, it's a very araski, it's a very araski, it's a very araski, it's a very araski, it's a very araski, it's a very araski, it's a very araski, it's a very araski, it's a very araski, it's a. You were talking about slow-mo guys. I made me think about something I talked about with Gavin the other day. I sent him this animated gift. I guess it was a hamburger commercial. Yeah. Or just like, it's like all the pieces of a burger, you know, kind of floating in air.

And then the high speed camera comes down with a robotic arm and then just kind of captures it. So they basically have every piece of spin in the air and then just drop it. So the whole burger pops together. That's something people don't do enough is have the camera move faster than the action. Right. And the camera comes down a robotic arm super fast with it and kind of falls with it. So you just kind of watch the whole burger fall and then like fall into place together. That must have taken a thousand times. Well then looking then there's a behind the scenes video where you can see like it's a lot of it's composited like here's the the shot with the mustard in the The ketchup here's the shot with the bun. Here's the shot with the vegetables. You're like a ruins it

Well, at first you see like that's the commercial Like that's the hero shot. That's composite from all of the others. Wow Dude, you know the guy with the fucking beer fuck that shot up. Maybe mad at him The guy with the fucking beer fuck that shot up, they be mad at him. What? The beer he was doing at the same time. All right, that was a great timing. The spill over there.

Listen, I don't take anything for granted. Watching slow-mo guys videos, it's crazy to shit you guys can pull off. Did that remind you of the Matrix that when the hammer hit the window? Oh, I thought of that shockwave. First thing. But Dan and I both, like, that looks exactly like the Matrix.

And then we're wondering, did they research right shock waves through glass to see if that happened? I know in the matrix, it's super like overdone to the point where it looks like a liquid. It's really unrealistic. But it is similar and it is hugely similar. We should describe too. Gavin takes a claw hammer, him and Dan,

and they throw it through a mirror, and they record it at 120,000 frames a second second so you can see like, glass shatters instantly, but then you can actually see the shatter happen. It's amazing. And this little ripple challenge. The ship that I think in a movie looks fake, like I used to think fire looked fake, and then I used to think that scene in the Matrix looked really fake. And then when you watch it, you know, with a high speed cinematography, like, oh, I guess

that's actually what it looked like. Like when you did the fire tornado, like a lot of that stuff looked really unreal. I remember as a kid, there was a scene in Golden Eye where the seven-eye adishics explodes the like set Golden Eye on it and it all blows up. And there's a shot of the girl and in the ceiling, you can see fire,

but it looks like crap. I was like, man, why would they put like such a fake fire effect? And I realized that when you film fire from underneath, it actually looks like crap. I was like, man, why would they put like such a fake fire effect? And I realized that when you film fire from underneath, it actually looks like that. It just looks like balls, like little balls of flame moving around each other. They look super fake until you realize that it's real. And then it's like, well, that's why they had it there

because it was real. But I was so confused as a kid, this is why I put it in. Well, some stuff in CG is like, you almost have to sweeten it to be the way your mind interprets it versus the way it actually is because it doesn't look as cool in real life. Freddie Wong was saying that about my Fiat tornado

who was like nobody would buy that. Like if we didn't have high speed cameras nobody would believe that's real. Yeah. I think it was CG. That's the shock wave. Oh, they got a shock wave here that the shot of the hammer creating the shock wave

through the glass. Gavin, what's the shot that you pulled off? Like that was like perfect timing. I just like it pucker your butt hole up so much. It's like you nailed the shot. Probably when Dan and I went into GE. And I was just thinking of this. That was crazy.

I was like, that's what I was saying. I was literally like, all right Dan, you do Red, Liquid, I'll do Blue. All right, 3, 2, 1. And they hit mid-air right on each other. That's exactly what I've seen in conversation was. Yeah, I don't take anything for granted anymore because you guys did that.

And I've seen people spend days building machines that do that that don't work as well as the complete luck that we got that one time with it right in the middle. Because you all are like so in sync. You've worked together so much. We all know each other that day. Sometimes we just gotta get lucky. Crazed, but you guys tend to get lucky.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what like within a couple of frames. Yeah, super high speed. I mean, I couldn't tell the difference between when the two like splashes of liquid, they were testing the never wet. Was that what it was? Yeah, it was hydrophobic, surfacing.

So it was just beads off, doesn't absorb in any way. Pueblo are not tweeting us that their smoke detectors have died while after having our podcast playing. We cursed them all right So we're at 8 30 we're now into the podcast. I want to start a new segment Okay, this would drive me crazy as a listener And I've heard people talk to us about it after the show So I want to make sure we do something about it So an hour into every podcast now. I'm gonna stop and say tweet us if there's a conversation that we started

Oh, then we got off track and didn't get back to it So I'll be paying attention. We'll come back to it a second if there's anything because we kind of like there's a conversation that we started, then we got off track and didn't get back to it. So, I'll be paying attention, we'll come back to it in a second. If there's anything, because we kinda like, there's no really, we all come with notes of stuff we wanna talk about. What about him was talking about bouldering as though he could when he falls,

land on a specific spot. I feel like you never really explored what you were all about. Yeah, I've got like, like reflexes now where I can fall sideways, and I'll still land on my feet. It's fun. So, specific spot you meet on your feet.

Oh, so you're not talking about positioning in the air. You're talking about landing. No, but you can like push off the wall and you can control your fall down. Today though, there's this one wall where you have to get a running start. You have to put your foot and then you have to hop up and then you have to grab a ledge and then you work your way up from there. And I was showing this guy's like, yeah, this one's super easy. Like, I've done it before here, watch. Take a step back, I go running at it.

I miss the the foothold completely and I just slam the wall. And these walls are like this really thick heavy wood and they're hollow. So it's just like the whole gym was just like, go! And I'm just like, oh! I didn't slam ocean, a circular shock wave.

It was hell from the thing. But yeah, I fell over and like everyone was looking. So I just started laughing while I was laying on the ground. So I do have something else I want to talk about, but before I get to that, I just want to say that the Grand Prize winner from the feed is Alex Brown at Prof Brown Sugar. You're going to win the $25. Prof Brown Sugar card as well as all of the swag, including the Pizza Hut Longboard that Blaine was skating on. Is it literally that one?

No, there's another one. Okay. There's a, so there was an incident at LAX yesterday. Yeah, what happened? They, there were reports of an active shooter. Yes. At LAX, they put a ground stop at the airport. Plains could not land, planes could not take

off. People were told to, at first they were told to evacuate and then shelter in place. So people evacuated, there were photos of people out on the tarmac in LAX, trying to get away from the terminal. LAPD showed up and they searched and cleared, yeah, there's people just milling around. They searched and cleared the airport there's people just milling around The searching clear the airport. There's no shooter Was it like a cool thing? Then they rest a dude and a zero customer a dude in a zero costume with a plastic sword about 840 20 minutes before Reports of the active shooter. Oh So they don't know what happened. They don't know if there was like just got out of hand Of those a hoax or if like the social media people started spreading this information,

or what happened. Like why? It's fun to do that. It's fun to do that. It's fun to do that. I started to build the story, and I actually undid all the retweets that I was doing, when it turned out to be nothing, because I didn't want to alarm anybody in that situation. But I started to build that story live from tweets, from people I knew who were at LAX,

like San Deep Parique. He tweeted he was in a car outside of the terminal and he saw people fleeing the terminal and he's like, I hope everything's okay. Then our other friend, April Underwood, who is Gus and I know from back in college recently and she went on to be one of the huge powerhouse, powerhouses on the business side of Twitter. Now she's at Slack. She's like, she's got a better career than anybody changes jobs like fast company articles about it yeah wow that's super impressive yeah don't forget how she

was she said she land on the tarmac her plane was a little late which reminds me of story one until in a second she was a little bit late and that they could not go to their gate because there was an incident going on at the thing and then there was another person I know who tweeted about, who was, I guess, retweeted somebody else who had footage of the Zorro guy getting arrested. So it was like, I was like, oddly building this new story with retweets.

It was kind of fun to do that. Like, I had enough people I knew in that place at that time that were experiencing it all from different angles. You can. Can I talk conspiracy theory? Yeah, John. My crazy ideas.

So when they said today that there was no incident, right? No active shooter. And I'm looking at these photos and what happened at the airport? Obviously, people are scared. They think there's a shooter. So they evacuate wherever they can, in some cases, they end up on the tarmac. Do you think it's at all possible that it was all orchestrated to get people onto the tarmac into security restricted areas? Did they put people out of the tarmac? Or do they put people out of the tarmac? So who already behind security that if they're on the tarmac? Surely.

Right, but then there's chaos at that point. They had to clear everyone out of the airport and then re-screen them all. So what do you think that somebody planted something that's going to be used later? Right. Or you get access to areas you don't normally have access to under the guys of it's okay It's an emergency at the moment. I don't think that they would have known that they would have been able to go on the tarmac in your emergency Situation unless other ones leading the push out there to evacuate in that direction That's fucked like I'd be curious that they go over the lots of years

Everyone evacuate the terminal immediately. I don't know Man if you call some like major thing L.A LA, like what I'm flying through there on Thursday. When I heard that, you know, that there was no shooter, that's the first thing I thought is, well, there were a lot of people in security sensitive areas in places that they shouldn't be without clearance. Yeah. It just, it just seems weird to me.

And maybe I'm just like a paranoid psychopath, but it just made me worried. So you're gonna be avoiding LAX? I'm not gonna go out of my, I mean, if I have to go there, I'll go there. I'm not going there paranoid psychopath, but it just made me worried. So you're gonna be avoiding LAX? I'm not gonna go out of my way. I mean, if I have to go there, I'll go there. I'm not going there anytime soon, but. You love this kind of stuff. Like, there was another story about a Southwest flight

where the cowl for the engine came off. Did you see that? It looked like it and like torn off like it was liquid. Yeah. Shit off. What happened? There were puncture holes in the cabin, I don't know if you saw that.

Oh, were there? Shit. They lost... And the fuel cellos are in the cabin on if you saw that oh were there shit They they lost the fuel slasher in the cabin in the cabin well they lost pressure So it exploded and penetrated the damn what about people that were like I don't think it flew into the cabin It like it it came in enough to like puncture it I was surprised when Southwest tweeted the picture of it if they're in playing with Southwest everything was everything was fine look at that But look at it Southwest we didn't know is-N-L is the Mel's ripped. Well, they do that.

They were just like, thanks to our pilot. You know, it was like, I guess it was good. They tweeted it. It was very honest. This is so crazy. They never had a, they have the weirdest history as a company. As far as I know, they only have two fatalities

in the history of Southwest. One is a guy that was killed by all the other passengers. Because he tried to store them the cockpit. And this was a 4-9-11 that was killed by all the other passengers because he tried to store them the cockpit. And this was a 4-9-11. They sat on them and they smothered him and he died. And the other person was they killed someone at a gas station. They were driving on the highway. Juggling on highway. A plane went off the runway, went out onto the street, hit a car and killed the person in the car.

But nobody on the plane was hurt or died. So, Southwest has two fatalities, like air-related fatalities. I'm sure they've had people die on the plane before. But air-related fatalities, which is one, the guy who got smothered by the other passengers, and a person who was killed when their car was struck by a Southwest plane.

I shouldn't laugh, I mean, person died, but it's like, that's crazy. It was a kid in a car seat. Oh, was it really? I never knew that terrible now. You extrace and laugh. So that's a photo of it's not a great photo of the the fuselage So horribly mum now about the kid who died. Yeah, terrible I was like going down the road and a fucking plane hits you. I Saw the one of the worst dash cam footage, I've ever seen. Oh, I don't know, I think I know it's one.

So, okay, the car filming is on this side, right? There's a big old truck coming down the other side. Oh yeah. The guy comes in for the overtake, botches it. He knows he has to duck back in, he kind of skids like this. They end up skidding like this, hit the truck, and it spins, and three people fly out. Yeah, and two of them get hit by the car

that's filming coming the other way. Can you imagine being tossed out of a moving car and hitting a car, you know, you've hit a car and then you come back, please get hit by a different car. Here's, you hit by three cars basically, including the one you're in. Here's what I think about that.

Whenever I see one of those horrible dash cam, footages of people flying out of a car, all I can think is there's a lot of G forces to play there And also if you could toss out of a car your chances are you didn't make a clean exit from the car You didn't just like hit the window perfect. Yeah, you like They're probably knocked out by the time they leave the car You know they probably hit something on the way out. It opened up like a tin can. You feel compelled to look into that and be like, do these people survive?

Yeah, yeah, one of them died, the driver died. I think everyone who flew out lived. Are you sheeting me? Well, at least two of them. Three people flew out. Anytime I see one of those videos, I don't watch it unless I know that they all survived. Like I can't just don't wanna see someone die.

I can't bear to watch a person die. I unsubscribe from a lot of subreddits. Cause I don't wanna see like that kind of stuff. Yeah, I don't subscribe to that. WTF has become, you know there's a subreddit called Watch People Die. Yeah, I do not want. I know that exists because they reference it so much

in the WTF. I do not wanna see any of that stuff. I don't know who's into that. Let me tell you what, what's the worst subreddit? We're on this topic. What's the worst subreddit? Besides ours, don't see it. Oh, what is the worst subreddit where on the topic what's the worst I don't know besides ours what is the worst subreddit

uh... that was a joke by the way uh... i wouldn't go home to a massive thread about that i said that like uh... fifty fifty space dicks though i think the worst honestly i think the worst subreddit on reddit it ruins reddit is writing prompts oh i i don't suspect i fucking hate writing prompt it's it was a problem subreddit on reddit it ruins reddit is writing prompts oh I know I

Fucking hate writing prompts. It's it ruins it. It's just like oh here's a prompt president Obama was shot today By a Canadian national oh, I know be like on the front page Yeah, what and it's oh, it's a writing prompt. It's like this and this is a like a pseudo news aggregation site They put in this like people's like little fantasy writing projects like in this thing It's like the prompts. But they're all stupid. Reddit are all about, you know, whatever you can do whatever on this platform. Right? They're very sort of free speech in that. Yeah, but writing prompts should not be a default subreddit. Top of jokes. I'm fine with that subreddit. Existing have fun. Have a blast. But having these like weird fake false headlines, something in the middle with a little WP at the end is like,

like weird fake false headlines. Something in the middle with a little WP at the end. It's like, do you think it's wrong to use footage as, I don't know. Imagine that footage of the guys. Ever. The guys flying out of the car and then it just says, where is it, though? Like that's the best example of where is it,

but I've ever seen in my life. I think you would need permission from the family to use it in that way, yeah. But do you think that should be used, like on TV? I think they should show it to use it in that way, yeah. I mean, that should be used on TV. I think they should show it in drivers' head classes, yeah. I also think we should have to go through drivers' head like every seven years. I agree with that.

Yeah. I've run an Austin's Phil's Terrible Drivers. Like little stuff, like there's no way to communicate to the population at large. People have these ideas about the way that they're supposed to drive and they're just not right. Like the way that people merge, the way people merge is just, they're just wrong. And they think they're right. They're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they comments, you're like, oh, I didn't realize that or I didn't know this was the case That's exactly what made me think about this is that right there right yeah, and they gave like scenarios as to why like It's more dangerous for you to not be driving

Faster in that later not just to use it for passing and they even had the statistics about how if you're going to speed limit in that lane It's still potentially more dangerous than if you just moved over Because they why don't they have messages like that on the boards? I potentially more dangerous than if you just moved over. Because why don't they have messages like that on the boards? I think they do, there's even signs, but people just ignore it. The last lane is for passing only. All the way on 35 to Dallas, is that in time?

I got another thing I wanna read here. Is somebody said I had a story about April Underwood that I didn't go back to? No, she was just on the tarmac and couldn't get in. We told her to leave. So I retweeted her thing to her. I, your conspiracy theory is really eerie. I always dig that kind of shit, but you've never, I've never heard of a conspiracy theory that prophesizes something. I've truth in your your your conspiracy theories really eerie i really always dig that kind of shit but you've never i've never heard

of the conspiracy theory that prophesized a lot of the conspiracy theories i'll talk to talk more people on me finish my playing story take me two seconds okay go go go you have a camera which is i had to go to for the first time ever i flew into Ontario California i've always wanted to do that that because you know he shows up right right it's really not they showed us a new by it works far it's not nearby it. It looks far. It's an hour. Like people who are on the set, I go into big detail about how sets work, but you're call time if you shoot until two in the morning by sag rules, which is the screen actor's guild union, a lot of

unions, you have a turnaround time, a minimum turnaround time. So if you finish it two in the morning, you can't start the next day until 2 p.m. So over the course of a week, usually shoot about six, five or six days a week, and then you get a break. Over the course of a week, that time just keeps slipping later and later, because you go later and later. So you tend to shoot a lot of your night stuff later in the week. Well, as we got to like people coming to the set at five o'clock, they were driving from L.A. to Ontario. Some of them were driving for two hours. And Ontario's like part of LA. It's like in the LA Metroplex.

Yeah, it's east of LA. And they had a two hour commute to the set. I was like, wow, I feel bad that I was staying at a hotel like two minutes away. If you would think they would do the same thing, just find a hotel nearby. Yeah, they were doing it. A lot of them were doing it by the end of the week.

It was around trip. Yeah, fuck, we're gonna run. I just happen to be there. Like some of my scenes were on the first day of the shooting. So, that sounded like, that sounded, yeah. First day filming. First day filming, thank you. And so, they were figuring that stuff out.

And I think a lot of them were gonna end up staying. There are a few places in the world where, if you map it, use Google Maps, say you have to go five miles or something. LA and London, you can easily go over an hour just to travel like five miles. Yeah, there's been times when I've been in London, and I've looked at the driving. and London, you can easily go over an hour just to travel like five miles. Yeah, there's been times when I've been in London and I've looked at the driving time and thought,

let me check the walking time. Yeah. And it's like, oh, okay, no, walking is way faster than trying to get in the car right now. And you're just walking, like, oh, three miles? Okay, fine, let's just walk it. Yeah, I love this super pedestrian I say, so you might as well walk a bike, honestly. We're getting the tube. Okay, on the tube. The tube?

I'm going to problem with the tube. And I'm going to tell you about it. Wait, I the tube. The tube tubes. I'm gonna problem with the tube. And I'm gonna tell you about it. As soon as I get to the point, I'm almost over. I'm not even talking to you, sorry. So I was flying back from Ontario, California, and I was connecting through Phoenix because I had to fly American.

There's no direct between Ontario and Boston. Why don't you go out of the X? Cause it was an hour away. And I had to like, I worked out, I was leaving like 620 in the morning, I just want to get back and see the kids. And I wrapped it like three and barely made it to my 620 flight.

They get to my 620 flight, sit there for an hour in the tarnac, waiting. Because this was a dumbest reason ever, there was a discrepancy between the maintenance of the plane and what was in the log book. Everything in the plane was fine, but there was a discrepancy in the log book. So they had to get it corrected and it took like 40 minutes.

Very serious. But I only had like an hour connection. Okay. So I'm eating into that with this 40 minute delay. So we on the plane- The physics sucks for connections too. It does suck because it's an enormous airport. It's like long halls and you get to run up and then run over and they run down.

And there's no tram or that as far as I know. It's like you can literally like run like a mile and a half of feels like to make a connection. So we made up some time in the air, and I was landing at the Phoenix Airport 20 minutes before my next flight took off. So it's already boarding by the time I'm landing, and I probably have like five or 10 minutes to make it to run to that plane,

and get on in fidgety as that plane takes. I have to get off the plane, deal with that whole thing. I had like one foot like in the aisle like this, like this, and jumped up, grabbed all my stuff, got off the plane, deal with that whole. I had like one foot like in the aisle like this, like this, and jumped up, grabbed all my stuff, got off the plane. Best thing ever. My plane landed at gate B11. My plane that I was going to was at B12.

I will never happen. Out the door, it was already boarding, I walked right back in the door. My total time in the Phoenix Airport was about 34 seconds. It was amazing. How bad happened? That's a bad ass must have looked to people still in the air, but a guy comes up

and playing tells like, guys, on a different one. That's exactly how it works. He's like, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie, you just want to get into it. And I even came like, did it, did it, did it, out of the gate, I ran up to the gate agent, I go, have you called platinum yet? Cause that's my, that's my board on that group.

And she goes, no, but I can take it now she goes I'm just about sir boarding so I beep Yeah, I had that almost one other time where gab was waiting at a gate for me and like I walked up That sounds romantic I walked up to Gavin to say hi and right as I was walking up to him They called my group so I just kept walking past Gavin. I just got right on the plane He said that was perfect timing, but this was all my years of traveling. That's never happened. 34 seconds is the perfect amount of time

you spend at the Phoenix Airport. I almost will get you turned us and I just went in the different door. It was really awesome. All right, I'm gonna read this now. Yeah. Why don't I end up with this episode of the RESTYF Podcast is also brought to you by Squarespace.

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Can't remember the last time I missed a flight. I missed a connection at one point. I've never missed a flight. When I was the first flight. Yeah. When I was coming back, I think from Mexico, I missed a connection at one point. I've never missed the first light of a flight Yeah, when I was coming back I think from Mexico. I had a connection in Houston Mm-hmm, and it was the last flight from Houston Austin of the day and because of whether we were delayed and by the time I landed the plane was gone So I just rented a car from from Houston, Austin. I missed a flight to San Francisco last weekend

We just laid to the apple. I was, I got blackout drunk for a secret project for Ristartee and I got sick right before and I showed a blade and I just missed my flight. And I had to go through like rush hour to get there and it was hardest. One time years ago, before... Wait, what about when you missed a flight?

I, for that thing that you picked up that person for from the, the, the project, the drug deal. Yes. Oh, right. With the, with the drinking. You, you, Mr., you missed your flight to Star Wars too though. Yeah. But do we talk about that? No.

We go, we got invited to go up to be on the Star Wars podcast. Blaine was, we in LA, he missed his fucking flight, and he was like two and a half hours late to Star Wars to the Lucasfilm. Well, you, how the hotel was, here's LAX, and then here's all Los Angeles, and our hotel was over here, and I left like at like four a.m. in the morning to get there. Who's over there? Oh, it was over there.

It was over there. It was at arm's left. It was at arm's left. It was this far away. It was so fucking far. Yeah. And then, man, I got pranks like three times a day. Yeah. They were fucking the Star Wars.

The Lucasfilm guys were having a blast like pranking him. They had a blast. Why is, I'm going to go back a minute. Go on. Why is the tube a tube? What do you mean? Why is it tonneau? It's inconvenient as fuck.

When you are tall and you're standing up against the wall and the wall is not straight and it's like, alright, it's curved in. Oh, I see what you mean. Wait, yeah, where are the doors are? Yeah, why don't they just make it a box? Why is it a fucking tube? Aerodynamic. It's a pain in the ass.

Like you're being squished up over there, like in the corner. The worst thing about the tube is not that. The worst thing is there's no damn phone signal. But on all this Japanese ones, it's like five bars down there somehow. How was that work? You ever seen a guy, I feel like this happens a lot on tubes or trains. You ever seen a guy masturbating, you're gonna train? No, okay.

Have you? Oh yeah, I've seen public masturbation before. So anyways. Was he trying to hide it? You're the one who brought it up don't so anyways it Why I was curious it went nowhere, so I'm gonna shut down the Where was your experience watching a dude jack off on a track? Well, there was a guy in class once Did they dim the lights? I've seen a homeless guy you jack off. What's up? What? Did they didn't lights we mean when he was checking out? No?

No, so what's that other story you wanted to talk about, guys? It was it, the two. Fuck. I've even found that this shit is like the year of, we're sorry, we have to wait here because the gate is occupied. Yeah, the airline travel's been nuts. It's like, it's all broken.

It's also the year of awesome celebrities dying. Fucking Gene Wilder, man. Yeah, man, that sucks. There's been a couple like super shitty things in the last week that I'm just like, I'm just like, oh my God. And Gene Wilder dying is like, kind of a cherry on top of that stuff.

It's just like such a bummer. Cause he's like such a nice guy. Although there's kind of a weird thing with Gene Wilder dying. Don't ruin it. What did you say about that? No, no, it's not about him. It's about other people.

Is that everyone, and I get why they're doing it. Everyone's posting pictures of him and Guilda Radner, because Guilda Radner died at a very young age from some type of cancer, I think, go varying cancer, which is super sad. I remember when I was a kid when Guilda Radner died. And I believe they were married, but anyway, they were partners at the very least.

And there's a lot of people posting photos of, like, Jean Wilder and Guilda Radner together saying, oh, they're reunited in this upbeat thing. He was married for 25 years. Totally. She was a mother. She was a wife. What's that?

They're just totally skipping over her. Yeah, it's just like, I'm sure, you know, she had to kind of deal with the whole Gilder Render thing her whole life, you know, that Jean was married to this woman previously who passed away, that people knew, because she was very famous, and then, but when your husband dies, and it's like, you know, the referencing this woman

over and over again from 25 years ago. It's something you don't think about, but I don't know, it just makes me feel bad for his wife. I believe her name is Karen. So, I guess. It's weird. I never thought about that. Yeah, yeah.

And so you don't think about those kinds of things when you're on social media, but it's like, that role he does in Willy Wonka? Nailies. Yeah, it's fucking awesome. No stunt man, He just does it. It's wicked. Blazing Tattles and Yumfrey and Stein.

Do you haven't seen those? You should go watch them. What's the movie where he's in blackface? Oh, is it Blazing Tattles? No. It's one with him and Richard Pryor? Yeah, there aren't any Tattles. Was it Silver Streak?

Yeah, Silver Streak. I don't think I've ever seen that. It doesn't really age well that man. No, probably not. No, probably not. Probably not. So, earlier going back to another conversation I forgot about this to right now, you were talking about blame missing flights.

I saw this video a few weeks ago of a Ryan Air flight where this guy missed his flight. You can see I've got it up over here. There's a video of it. He got to the jet bridge, his plane was gone. Well, how did he get to the jet bridge? He stormed his way on. He fucking chucks his luggage and jumps down

and chases after the plane on the runway. Good job, those eight foot down. He's trying to get him the luggage car. He's trying to get the guy to give him a ride. The guy says go and starts driving off his office. So he fucking legs it for the goddamn plane. Hey, rest this guy? They let him get on the plane and then they rest it

and when they landed. Really? I don't know how we get on the plane at this point. No, I mean those Ryan have planes on the fuck. That guy is running from someone who's trying to kill him. Right. The height. I guess he jumped down.

This is lunacy. He's running from someone who's trying to kill him. That's the only explanation for why you're doing this. Dude, he is trying to get out of the fuck gutter. He's getting stopped by employees or pointing the direction. Oh, you're playing with that way. That's your health and airline employees. That's how you get like sucked into one of those fucking turbine things on the jet lost style Have you ever flown right now awful?

dog Yeah, dog shit. Mm-hmm. It's like one of those airlines that charges you for everything, right? Yeah, you can be the illusion of super cheap flying, but you end up spending it Virgin is definitely losing it for me because they fucked me over. I'm in that last flight. Yeah, Virgin's overrated. She went up to Branson last week. Although, I'm very excited when Alaska finally like absorbs them

so they'll be in the American system. The 90s boy band? Alaska bought Virgin America. Oh right. You saw a virgin over here. Yeah. Not until about Richard Branson. Oh, he bike accidents.

Yeah, he like flipped off his bicycle. What was it? Bummer, he's a bicycle. I thought there was a bicycle. Yeah. He's an older guy. Yeah, I don't think of it because he's got such a beautiful lifestyle. He smashed his face and his bike flew off a cliff and he almost died. Yeah, I think he said himself that he thought he was going to die. Yeah. And it's crazy that you can have all the money in the world, but one little whoops, and you can easily die. Just as easy as everyone else. Yeah. No, yeah. Absolutely. Look at that. I can imagine that like a billion average of Branson dies

in bike accident. It could have been real. Well, the guy who was cycling British Virgin Islands. Didn't the guy who was like the one of the leads of Segway? He's like a Segway to flip. He just was like, yeah, he was like a, it's really like, it's really funny. He's like a vice president of sales or something.

I thought it was higher than that. In the UK. Segway. So can I cover like really quickly topics that I've got in my list of things to talk about? There's like a vice president of sales or something. I'm pretty tired of that. In the UK. Yeah. Segway. So can I cover like really quickly topics that I've got in my list of things to talk about but they're all depressing. So I'm just going to go and pull them all together. Go for it.

Like lose your faith in humanity stuff. The epiphen which people use to get over allergic, severe allergic reactions has gone up five times in price over the last seven years. Yes. From $100 to about $600. And there's also the, the, apparently the woman who is the head of the company gave herself an enormous raise and she was also

head of this lobbying effort to make sure that all schools have epipens in them. And the cost of the drug that's in the epipen has not gone up. It's like pennies on the dollar for this thing. So you just need a different company to make this device. They have a patent on it. They probably have a patent on it.

They probably do. I had an EpiPen. Fuckers. At one point I had to have two of them. I remember them. That sucks. Do you have to jab yourself? No, God no.

Nope, never had to. If I had an allergic reaction, it was there in case I needed it. They should have, like, ah, that's just so unhumane. That's preventing a person from dying and then they're... I usually have kids too. I mean, it's like, usually it's kids who have these severe allergic reactions. Although I recently read something about a therapy for peanut allergies where they're proving very effective.

It's always that medical information you hear. It's like, look, they cured this kind of cancer and then you never hear about it again. It's like, whatever happened to that thing where the lab rats all didn't get cancer and live forever. It's like, oh, yeah, that was nothing. Sorry. Sorry, there you go. Just did a headline a few years ago. Yeah. From that, uh, it does just proper hearing. I mean, that's just trying to. That's the whole medical industry.

Right. I'm with that. I'm with a goofy happy story. Next horrible story. Guy in Sydney, Australia, went into a gay club and his accused of replacing the Loub, if there's a Loub dispenser in the, uh, restroom restroom and he's accused of replacing the lubed with hydrochloric acid. And the reason they found the guy is because there's alarms on the lubed spencers because this kind of thing has happened before. So the trace for the like that. That's bunded, dude's dick.

Yeah, that's it. Yup, yup, that's fucking crazy. Yeah, life you busted. And then there's another complex issue, very complex. What happened to that guy? I don't know. I think he was just literally this weekend was arrested. I mean, that like that he goes out of his way to do this.

Oh, what's wrong with this guy? I hear the hydrochloric acid. What is it? What is it? And he's like, What is it? What is what is what does he think is the threat to him? Right.

It's just like what a fucking lunatic. What a fucking lunatic. I hope they put him in like fuzzy handcuffs when they took them out I hope they don't have they put them in fucking hydrochloria as well. I don't know they put a hydrochloric acid But luckily nobody was was hurt that be that be all that be fucking disfiguring On your dick too, so this is a more complex one house France banned the Bertini the Berkah swimsuit and They started trying to go after yes people who posted a particular image on social media of police with guns

forcing women to take off bernie's at the beach it's fucking crazy was it take them off yet so men with guns are forcing women to take their clothes off on the beach uh... twenty six and fucking sucks and if you share that image uh... the front government has threatened to take action against you. I don't know if it was like at a federal level or if it was like provincial for Nice, but yeah, they're not happy about that.

And the reasoning is that they don't want any religious imagery on their beaches. Do you think it's better? If it's better, it's images of nuns just having a laugh all over the beach. Do you think it gets better or worse from here? Like? Even though it's better? Even though it's better? Even though it's better? It's better or worse from here? Like, do you think like 2017's gonna be just as shitty? Or do you think we'll like look back and be like, that was a bad year? Cause this year fucking sucks.

Well, I mean, it sucks for different people in different ways every year, doesn't it? I, yeah, but I feel like this has been like a giant shift upwards for mass shootings, terrorist attacks, just like, I guess, celebrity deaths, but that's like a small, let's mass shootings every year. Yeah.

That's a lot of mass shootings every year. Slippery's die rare. Well, no, no, the slippery dying thing, that's just whatever that's auxiliary, but, I don't know, never mind. I just feel like 2016, maybe because it's just a fresh wound, but I feel like a lot of shitty happens. Stuff has been happening this year,

compared to most. So here's another personal one. This gets a little bit closer to home. Go on. A friend of mine, Jess, Jess Verstig, she was on amazing race with me. She's, Gorgeous Girl, so you was formerly Miss Iowa.

She started a business where she lives in Northern California. So she's in the state of California. She started a business which is subscription boxes, premium subscription boxes for medical marijuana. So where marijuana is legal in the state of California, she has a subscription box, she gets all, items associated with marijuana.

To come with weed, like pops, cake pops, cannabis bath bombs, that kind of thing. And Vogue did this whole article on it. She launched this business and Vogue does this article about it? I'm really cool the school subscription box you didn't know you needed You know and if you're in the state of California you can do it. So she like I said she's from Iowa One of her friends back in Iowa said oh look at my friends in Vogue and posted the story on Facebook Her friend is a true leading coach The fucking school brought her in and asked for her resignation,

because she posted about her friend's business in California, just like on the spot, it's trying to fire this woman, because she posted about, she's proud of her friend, and just link a vote article, which I'm sure you can buy the fucking vote article. A national publication about something that's legal in the state where it's happening.

Yeah, what does she say along with it? Was she like, I don't know, I didn't see the original post. I think maybe the original post was removed, but I did see on the Facebook some of the things she had posted afterwards. But from what I understand, it was just a post where she shared Jessica's post and said, how proud she was.

Here's what I've been done. That's not my Facebook. I don't have Facebook. I know what you're talking about, right? Bye, God. How do they prove it to us? Well, I mean, it's what point is it about the principle of it? I mean, it's like, on one hand, I get it.

It's school, and marijuana is not legal where she is. But I don't think she's doing anything to promote that. I mean, kids can't drink, right? If she posts a photo of her drinking. Yeah, a glass of wine. Yeah. Is that, you know, is she trying to, you know, have the kids be, is she trying to, what have the kids be she trying to what's what's her

Look for corruption of a minor. What's the word? Yeah, but no, what's the what's the charge they give you contributing the link to you Of a minor yeah, I mean, I don't think if she posted something about alcohol she'd be doing that It's just like what the fuck somebody lose her job over this is crazy and I'm sure it'll be this thing where it's like It'll go back and forth for a while and they won't be able to back down because it'll be more public out cry about it or something like that. But it's just ridiculous man. It's ridiculous. Both of my parents are teachers or educators. And I always fear for my dad because he's a football coach

and you got a yell at your kids and stuff like that. But he's actually talked to me. He's like, you know, I'm honestly really worried because a teacher in the district that he works in kind of got let go because of something that happened. Maybe very vague about it. But it's just like, it sucks. Like, this day and age with social media and just shaking around.

One kid filming you at football practice, like you chewing out a kid and it's like, it goes viral and then you get fucking fired. So, sucks. Everybody's overreacting. So here's a weird positive story. That's all the other positive story now. That's all I can tell you. I do.

I have a weird positive story. I read this amazing article about this guy who spent seven years in federal prison because he was a NASA intern. Oh yeah. And he stole from the NASA vaults a bunch of moon rocks that had been researched on, but then they were considered to be contaminated,

ish contaminated ish, because they had been opened on earth. So they were stuck in storage So he went and got them all out of storage stole them Brought them to a motel so we could bang his girlfriend on moon rocks And then you like to present federal prison for seven years Do you can't put a value on how valuable those rocks are there's no way to I thought you would You probably just take the entire amount of money spent on the space program

Yeah, and divide the number of pounds of rocks. I thought you were gonna say you can't put a value on how romantic that is. The guy was like- They gotta be uncomfortable like hey baby you want to bang on some rocks? Moon rocks. He went to jail for seven years. That's what that one cool moment. You always say he banged his girlfriend on fucking moon rocks.

He went to jail for seven years for 10 seconds of fun I'm the moon until you've got more of the moon than the moon has Okay, it's not a crime if it's on the moon. There's dudes in prison like I'm in for murder What are you in for like I stole the moon and fuck my girlfriend on it? I'm gonna look my girlfriend on it. I did this hearty shit. I'm like, I'm gonna put it on the moon. So, everyone's gonna have another story that I read where this is maybe a more depressing one.

This guy got arrested in New York for shoplifting. And while he was being arrested, he resisted. So, he was also charged with, you know, he was charged with another crime as well, like, you know, fighting off the police, resisting arrest or whatever and While he was in prison his bail was set at $25,000 The prosecutors threw out most of the charges left him only charged with the shoplifting so his bail was reduced to two dollars

But nobody told him and he spent five months at Rikers Island because his bail was $2. And he didn't know that he could have bailed himself out for two months. A whole waste of life. Five months in prison for $2. Why $2 at that point? I think it was like he was the minimum.

It was like, it was two charges he was left with and the minimum was $1 a charge. And the job from a few pieces. So like $120. This was just a bail. This was just a bail. Like before the trial. That had to go through a series of hands in the system.

And someone must have been like, oh wow, two bucks, like, no one noticed that. And then, fuck. That's like people are too ganging up on it, might that point? Yeah, people are just like, oh, maybe I didn't see that as two bucks. Yeah, that's fucked.

Yeah, so that's unbelievable. I think that was on the, yep, it was on the New York Daily News. He's a man from Queens, $2 bail, five months at Rikers Island. Unbelievable. Fucking crazy. Anyway.

Any other topics that we didn't get to tonight? I don't think so. South Park was recently lauded for being the only animation that was made during the SD era that made the transition to HD because they saved all their scene files and just re-exported them as HD. I got you to proof. I got fucking furious.

I got so furious. First of all, it's not even close to being true. There's hundreds of animation properties that were made SD on film and they re-up to HD at a later rescanal of the cells. But I just think about how many years we later re-scaneled the cells. But I just think about how many years we spent reupping God. Red versus blue to HD. And it's like, that was actually that had to be redone. Yeah, well, I mean, it's still the same animation, right? I mean, it's still, no, I know, but with Southpock, it's just saying they just

they just exported them again at high res. They were trying to fill for being the only SD-produced animation, which now has an HD-R. We can beat them. We just go back to all the animated adventures that are shot, that are filmed in the 4.3, and we just re-export them as 4K. And we'll be the only animation property ever to go from SD-4.3 to 4K. Do it! Only ever!

Only ever! You're not even South Park's available in 4K. Now, we do the entire Android-in-the-jobs back catalog. Why did we stuff it for? We do 8K? We can do 8K. There's no player for 8K yet. It doesn't matter.

You can play 8K. Why don't we see 32K? It was going to prove us wrong. There's no 8K displays are there? There's 8K displays. Oh, so you can make an array from 4K my friends. There you go. For a place.

Do that. All right, what's about time to wrap up? That's normally when I pause and he stops me, but he didn't. So thanks for watching. We'll see you guys next week. I'm coming home, baby. Get the moon rocks ready. Alright, what's about time to wrap up? That's normally when I pause and he stops me, but he didn't, so... No! Thanks everyone for watching, and we'll see you guys next week! I'm coming home, baby! Get the moon rocks ready! Bye! Bye! Over, closer Chief Pod, guys, guys, come to and yet, but he and God sometimes. analyze various unsolved and rooster teeth's cryptic podcast f*** face. Call to action. Feel free to add something show premise specific but

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