Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Chewbacca Conversation – #377

Episode Date: May 24, 2016

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They didn't even think it out the joke yet. It's such a long con. We were talking about it forever. I like every topic every week. The first post is no new set. It is. It is. And it's like I we've been talking now for what a year and people haven't figured out that we're we actually don't have a new set Yeah, we don't have a new set we just keep buying other sets It was here last week and nobody noticed Doesn't it look great? Good job Marcus That's the new set we should just puppeteer and a podcast on that thing one day So we're like if for spoilers

Yes, you're a game of thrones is too close too close is civil war far enough away We can talk about civil I don't see it. I think it's only we go fuck you can talk about it It's only we go this is like two weeks. No, it's like three at this point. Oh, yeah, cuz we were Gavin I went to India. I need to see it in India didn't come out on the seven there six. Yeah, what's today like the 40th 23rd Good job. We're gonna cover your tracks there Barb Yeah, so there's a cool thing with Ant-Man in our civil war. I finally saw Ant-Man Oh, what'd you think of Ant-Man? You never saw it awful get out of here people like that movie my kids favorite Marvel

That movie's fucking terrible although JD's also seen Deadpool and he kind of like Deadpool man Yeah, whatever that that's old news to talk about that man Outbook so there was something cool actually about him so spoiler in the next 30 seconds here starting now Ant-Man does goes the opposite direction he goes big and use the pin particles to go big No, yeah, man. It's fucking this is civil war. He does that. Yeah, he's in it I It's me. I mean, we wonder why he never did that in his aunt man movie because it's way cooler than being small Bloody massive isn't it nightmare? Yeah, but you need to he got a fight something to do that and other stuff

Did that like there was the big like Thomas the tank engine got really big. Yeah, but like they kept making fun of the fact He was small too much like they would kept like he was in that final battle It's like zoom out and be like you see like But yeah, they kept going back to that over and over And get it Like what's the name of this ant? You know how many answer are in the world? We can't possibly name them all Well, what is this one number two four seven like really out of the 50 billion ants in the world. Oh, that one's two four seven

Giving an ant a fucking number is just as dumb as giving it a name So stupid so passionate about a fucking Marvel movie they came out like 20 years ago So you you know the numbers are low. Yeah, but what if he started naming them from distance around him outwards That was probably a question He would have started from one to long time ago See him controlling the ants for decades. It was like two four seven thousand Who's who's who's what who said that what the ants? Who's that it was a? Pim was it a Pim yeah Michael Douglas. Yeah, okay. Oh Out it was an okay movie. It was like a six out ten. That's I would give it a six

It wasn't small very often also the only again, I'm gonna get him so much here. I thought he was small all the time. The only. It's just because it's Pol Rudd, that's why. You got a pretty good shape. I don't know what the superhero like trainer is. There's somebody in Hollywood that must train people to play superheroes. It's a fluff and a mole up.

Everyone gets an amazing shape. Like nobody kind of like tries to get in shape and doesn't make it. Everybody gets fucking totally. Do you follow? Do you follow Olivia Manon on Instagram by any chance? Yeah. No. She's going through training right now for the X-Men movie and it's fucking fun.

No, it's coming up. Yeah, she did that a long time ago. Maybe she was going to. She's training for the red carpet. I just saw the videos the other day. So in my mind it's recent. Yeah, so she plays Sylok in now this is review stuff It's a mexman out. I know it's out like a country Friday. Well, there's already a bunch of reviews for it

Which they're just finished filming it right now. It's crazy. Olivia money's training is still training She's probably training to fight off all the fucking terrible reviews that maybe he's getting it's called a it's so bad It's called a franchise ending movie, but the third one of the original X-Men was as well. Is that the one that had Deadpool in it? No, that was a Wolverine movie. The third one was last stand. The X-Men movies are there at this point. Like, X-Men movies are there at this point. Like, X-Men movies are there at this point. Like, X-Men movies are there at this point.

Like, X-Men movies are there at this point. Like, X-Men movies are there at this point. Like, X-Men movies are there at this point. Like, X-Men movies are there at this point. Like, X-Men movies are there at this point. Like, X-Men movies are there at this point. Like, X-Men movies are there at this point. Like, X-Men movies are one with the dark Phoenix, but it was all fucked up. Yeah, and everyone like, all the main costs died. Yeah. They kill like Professor X, like in the first 15 minutes of the movie, right? And then the day's the future passed. What?

It days the future passed. No, it's what X-Men 3. All right. The Brit rat and everyone. They killed the Professor X? Yeah. Yeah. They disintegrated.

I really actually like the X-Men a lot. That's one of the main compasses, besides Iron Man, that I grew up reading. And the fact that now it's like, there's so many of these movies that I cannot differentiate between them just shows it's like how much fatigue I've got now for super hero. Also X-Men 3 is how old now, at least 10 years old, 12 years old at this point. Yeah, that old. Yeah, seven maybe. They fuck, they by the way, it's worth going to see Civil War just for Spider-Man.

The way that they handled Spider-Man, and I not spoil anything, but there's no War just for Spider-Man. The way that they handled Spider-Man, and I not spoil anything, but there's no origin story for Spider-Man. You must have been so happy. Oh, so happy. I mean, it's like, I know they're gonna do it though, whenever they do the homecoming movie, or whatever they call it.

I know they're gonna do the origin story for Spider-Man. They can't resist that. They gotta show the fucking Spider and the bite, and like, what? And then he like jumps out of the way of the car and fucking lands on the wall. A bunch of fucking garbage. It's gonna look exact same as ever. You're the fucking spider and the bite and like what? And then he like jumps out of the way the car and fucking lands on the wall. A bunch of fucking garbage. It's gonna look exact same as every other fucking origin story they've ever done for Spider-Man.

But the director's gonna be like, I gotta put my take on it. Fucking dick, whoever you are. When he gets bit at the spider factory right now. The spider-man, what? When he goes to the spider factory? Just a regular spider-man at the spider factory? You're cracking up about that, look how weak you go. I watched it again and I was at my desk trying to stifle my laughter because Chelsea was in there and so I was just crying at my desk.

Now that's the hit movie Toby Maguire, that's what that is. Hey who's on this podcast? Hey! I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Bernie. I'm Gus. I'm just a regular spider-man.

Why? Why do movies open overseas now before they open in the U.S.? What is wrong with that, Gus? I have your like you started with the Avengers, right? There's two things I don't ever want to do is an American citizen. I don't ever want to see another fucking superhero movie opening another country Well, maybe it shouldn't be filmed in that country. Also, you I hate this. I'm not scrolling down to get to the United States in a country drop at first when I feel like I'm not doing that anymore. You got Canada. you're close to the top. We're like down there a year away. Yeah, I like arrow down.

You can just scroll all the way down. If I don't ever down twice, it's not that. I'm not feeling that format. I did. I'm not patriotic about anything. I'm putting my foot down. What are you doing? You press the thing and you type you.

No, because then go to like Uruguay, UAE. I mean, there's like, It's not biggest your drop down like this. It's like this, it's loads of it. You're right, that's look at all that scrolling. Plus, there's times when you don't have that. Like, if you're on a mobile device, you're doing that, that stupid roller thing where you're like rolling. You can't even like type you. You got to like go the whole way through. It's garbage. It's

garbage. Just put America. Put it at the top. A. It's a continent. Rob will be up there with art and the art varks. Just United States. Make the exception. I love the creation of art varks. art for the best fucking flag. They hated And I would have been loved it Would not want to be a hero. It's a shame we can't talk about game of thrones because that was the best episode ever I'm talking about if you want to know it was pretty good. It was good. I think it ranked I think hard I liked the red wedding episode way better I think that episode from yesterday and hard home

are probably my two favorite episodes. I think that was the thing. What you like. Someone from the last season where the White Walkers invade the town and there's like that big battle sequence. And it ends on the like the standoff on the beach and in the boat. But here it is.

The islands. It's so creepy. Yeah, it was so well done. It's also a huge payoff because those fucking White Walkers, they walk, it was so frustrating to see how fast they walked from one place to another in this episode. They got somewhere they wanted to go really fast Whereas they just been walking towards that wall. I feel like for six fucking years at this point because they can't cross the wall What okay now talk to me about that Why can't the white walkers cross the wall is there a magic thing or is it just indefensible?

There is magic in viewed into the wall that prevents them from crossing. I never heard this. As he was saying that last night, what's the magic in the wall? It's just a big fucking wall. What is anything in that wall? It's when they constructed it. There was magic imbued into the base as the wall was built up. Is it like a magic diamond buried in it?

Or is it just like the thing is magic on its own? It's just magic on its own. It's just spells. Well, there's a loophole. Because they just put a heap of it right at the door. So anytime they try to walk through, which is spills. Well, there's a loophole. There is a loophole. He'd be right at the door. So anytime they try to walk through, just melts them. That's it. I think that was the saddest episode.

It was. Yeah, we can't go to you, but do it. Because people will say they're scared of spoilers and they'll tune out. Okay. People really did not respect spoilers on social media after that episode. No, listen, I think we're going to a point to I think we need to recognize that spoilers are up until the thing comes out.

And after the thing comes out and you have an opportunity to watch it, movies might be a little different, but something like Game of Thrones, which is so plot heavy, if you're just like hanging out on Twitter instead of watching the show that you really, really care about, I don't know, I think it's like fair game.

It's why I mean, we didn't watch it the other day. We were in India. What about India? We couldn't watch it there. I did. mean, we didn't watch it the other day. We were in India. What about India? We couldn't watch it there. I did. Oh. Actually, we watched the episode in India, right?

Actually, he's got tricks, dude. By the way, being in India, I now I feel other countries pain for when you want to watch a video and it's like, ah, not for your country. Get out of here. Not having it.

Because everything I clicked on was that. Nobody wants to show anything in India. Or they must have right-t tolders that have the rights to things Yeah, we got this trick. We can do you can do it in chrome where you can change your location with the developer tools like you have the longitude and latitude Ladditude coordinates What it acts like a VPN like Los Angeles now you just set your coordinates of like what this easy is that easy is that hit like shit What is that? Where's that?

You hit like shift F 11. You check a box, done. I learned that for when we were doing the amazing race because we would watch the East Coast feed live and then we needed to watch the West Coast feed. So we just like say, hey, we're in Los Angeles. I like me now. You guys have an amazing race panel at RTX?

We do. Can you say who's on that? Because a lot of people are asking who's on it. Absolutely. Go for it. Right now it's you, Ashley Brody and Kurt. Cool. It'll be really fun. Sherry was asking me about it. If they want to come too. Yeah. I think people would like to hear from Sherry.

Yeah. I would like to hear from Sherry. They were a surprise hit team, I think. I didn't expect them to go as far as they did. Yeah. I didn't expect them to go as far as they did. Yeah. Oh, I forgot. Yeah. Well, I forgot to mention that it's Gavin's birthday. Oh, I have a birthday Gavin.

I'm 28 today. Gavin is almost the age that I was when I met Gavin. Wow. I think we were talking about our time before the show and I think she's about the age that I was when I first met her. Yeah. But we got, yeah, yeah, that's called her an old man, but we have a cake for Gavin. Do we really always impossible that you've caught up to Gus, but Gavin or Gavin's not caught up to me because you're older than me.

You're older than me. You're older. You're older. That's like saying why is four? Still the same number of years. Why is four bigger than two? Still the same. Hold on a second.

Let me do the math. Oh, look at the cake. Look at you, the math is awesome. That's so sweet. What does it say? Oh yeah it looks bad. It's slapped in your car. It's slipped. Oh. Birthday. You want to do the honors? Yeah. There's no candles. We should have candles. I get nervous about serrated knives now because I cut my hand on the serrated. So I realized today that. Grab the knife. I realized today that I signed up for ristith when I was 14 which now means it's half of my life I've been on ristith cut that cake yes I think a bit you're really weak

it's a raided it's a raided have you terrible this have you ever cut a cake before That's your piece it's nice frosting on it For the for the audio listeners Gavin is butchering a cake and this is the point it was we point out that We this is not a cake we bought a loaf of bread got it all wet and then frosted it for Gavin Bread I Probably

Gross Gavin's all wet So sweet have you taken a picture of my fingers? Thanks, Greg I can't do the math on this so how will you when you met you met Barbara? 27 I gotta do the math on this so how will you when you met you met Barbara 27 It smells like fox. This is not a wet bread cake wink But do you think it smells like we only have budget for one joke cake We only have the truck in office smells like it for one joke We only have the trucking off it smells like a bit for one joke Bank did you fart on your way out?

It's been a lot of people walking by we can get on video Yeah, Gavin you were 15 when we met in real life no online. Oh, I'm disappointed that wet bread cake didn't like me Send them into a fit. Well, it wasn't for a stop? Can I be honest this way? That's horrifying I think it dried out. I think the first time I met you look at the bread. Oh Wow, I'm a new set. You're spucking terrible go. What that knife off is cut the cake Gavin I will give you I will give you ten dollars to eat a piece of that wet bread No, you're gonna hear cut some cake for, so the crew can have some cake too.

The bread cake or the real fuck cake? The real cake, not the far, the far cake. The one week I don't have a trash can handy. Ah, the barber, a knife! Sleeve through it. Bar was trying to feed Gavin some wet bread. Here we are. Thank you.

So Gavin, I went to India. And we had a- We went to India. We posted some information about it to film a documentary where we try to go and find Baba, the cosmic barber in Pushkar, India. Baba. And the whole time we were in Push car push cars a holy city holy you want me to want peace cake really you can have peace cake if you want to The cake that you brought my cakes and I can watch my cake So you're leaving for you you're gonna take you should take cake to your yoga class that would be that would be awesome You can be like just think a mouth will be like no much there I'm gonna cut your pieces. Yeah, I'm kind of tethered

Okay, you sense Gavin's not offering to do it so in push car India where we were it was India where we were it was Hindu holy city which meant there was no meat in this or I don't know if that's a rule for all of the holy cities But in this particular city there was no meat and no alcohol out Oh damn so it was that was I think the few days that we were there Gus I think literally that's the longest I've ever been Vegetarian which is ridiculous. That's kind of crazy. No, I'm sure you must have had a few days in a row where you just had like pasta or salad or Sandwich if I have pasta. It's got meat in it. I've even gone one day Right what are you talking about?

What do you not understand about that? Ridiculous statement you've never had one day without meat correct. That's it can be true Why why is that so hard to believe? It, it's not hard to believe at all. Because your friends with Bethany. Three straight bills. I work with Bethany. You're very clear about the level of interaction I have with her. You guys know friends.

We work together. We're starting off with you guys. You're so friends. What is, where's the forks for the food? I just give them a guess. Yeah, all the forks. That beer. I asked for a fork and I was giving 24.

You want a beer on your birthday? Yeah, so what is 28 like are you is there anything here that's a big deal like were you looking forward to 28 or is 28 just like now? You're go ahead one more got this Ash what what's the command that you used to change your location in chrome? Control shift I Actually got a little sick in India no so did our director madhames They got pretty yeah pretty sick Piano the butt she was oh yeah, I think it's like eight times on the plane am I revealing too much information PN out the butt. She was. Oh yeah, bummed. I think he pooped like eight times on the plane. Am I revealing too much information?

No. We can't do that. She threw up on a plane. That's like, I've never done that. That seems like a really low point. And I feel like I throw up for anything. You have to be really late and I was absolutely fine. I usually don't throw up anything and I did find in this too. The stakes were worse for you. You know what it was? The director was kind of hoping the entire time that we would get sick because he thought it'd be funny. Yeah. And so he kind of cursed himself. Yeah. A little bit. Also, we were very careful about everything we ate and drank, although Gavin, I did eat from a street vendor. I can't

talk too much about it because it was a documentary being produced about this. But the last day when we were headed home, everyone felt, oh, we're going home, so let's not be as careful. Which of course, we had a home, so let's not be as careful. Which, of course, we had a 10 hour flight from Delhi to London, and then a 10 hour flight from London to Austin. That was a horrible time for them to get a less cautious, because they were all sick on these planes. So something about getting off a nine hour flight,

knowing that you're about to get on a 10 hour flight, is so depressing. We did something I've never done before though. We had a shower. Not separately. Yes. Not separately? I'm just, I'm gonna be clear.

We had separate showers. We took showers in the London Heathrow airport. That gracing ever by the way. Yeah. Great pressure as well. Like good showers or just the fact that you had to take a shower at an airport. There you go. Just the fact that we got off an international flight. Took a shower before our beaches.

The shower was also very good. It had like those body jets that come out from the sides. I saw showers at Heathrow the other day coming back in the airline club in the lounge. I was like, oh, I think it's available to everybody though. Depends. Well, you can sometimes pay to get in. Yeah, you can pay to get in.

OK. Got you. So it's not just like that free for like, free for flights. There's nobody like hanging out in there or anything like that. It's just a trash. It's like a sauna, some guys in a towel in there, like. What'd you get out to in the UK?

Guys in there trying to eat me. Just the plugs, basically. Did you do anything fun? What did I do anything fun? Give us a few points. Out of few points. They're English points, they're bigger. Yeah, they are bigger.

The beer there is, it's so weird to me. It's like you go into a pub and it's like, here are the four choices we have It's like I never heard of any of them go to another pub down the street totally different choices. I haven't heard of any of those That's how you do. It's okay. You guys specific pub sometimes because like oh that one has peroni Right, and it's like okay this pub according to this you know leaflet that they have on the fucking bar They've been serving this beer since 1790 Okay, like you're your beer in your pub your pub is almost as old as a my country.

Yep. We were just gone. We got a beer that I've never been able to find anywhere else. It's called Dukeers. And I've never been able to find like a poo. Dude, it does a little bit. That I haven't been able to find Dukeers anywhere else. I remember the name very well because it was spelled

D-E-U-C-H-A-R-A-Poster-F-S. So when I went up to the bar well because I it was spelled DEU CH-A-R apostrophe S So when I went up to the bar, I thought it was pronounced Dushars And I asked for Dushars and they're like what there's Scotland and I was like I said Dushars and they go you mean dukers Dukers and then they just said they're fucking laughed at me. I got a part. I have one of those Yeah, I would never try to pronounce anything about that situation.

And just like Scotland's worried about pronunciation. We were, it's not like they have marbles in their mouth. We were like deep, no offense of yours from Scotland, which a country kind of sucks. We were deep in Indian land, and I've never before seen so many people taking shit in the same day. It's true.

Like, we'll make the dog, you know what? We took a six hour train ride and just pulling out of Delly, and we could say this stuff, right? There were just like 20 people on the railway tracks taking dumps. On the tracks? Yeah, it's like, or in just plain view. Do they do it on the tracks purposely so it was like, it wasn't on the metal? Nobody thinks like you.

This is just a daily routine. But basically, they could have hid in bushes or something. But everyone was just squatted, facing the train. So I think it's, it must be really exhilarating to take it down and have like feces coming out of your anus while there's a train full of people going by. Because what can they do about it? I think that's why they do it.

Right, what are you gonna do, stop the train? Yeah, you're gonna hit the brakes and get off and come and fly. I like it. That think that's why they do it. What are you gonna do, stop the train? Yeah, oh, you gotta hit the brakes and get off and come and do what? That's what keeps Gavin from doing that. Somebody might do something about it, but there's a situation where they can't do anything about it. Why, I mean, would you pay more? Well, while I was in London, I took a day

and I flew out to Dublin. Oh, really? Yeah, what the fuck are you doing over there? Do you have a kid? So I never been to Dublin. Yeah, I was like, I wanna have a Guinnesson drink. been to Dublin. Oh really? Yeah. What the fuck are you doing over there? Do you have a kid? So I never been to Dublin. Yeah, I was like, I'm gonna have a Guinnesson drinker and I was like,

uh, so I flew to Dublin and I stayed at a nice hotel and you know, over and I, when I woke up, you know, the next morning I had to use the facilities. I used, I, there was no train nearby, so I used the toilet. And I realized, people in Ireland must be fucking tough because that toilet paper at a nice hotel was like, rock hard.

Sandpaper? Yeah, it was like it was difficult to fold it. It was like so rough and thick. I was like holy crap. Like they wipe their ass with this. Like they don't fuck with anyone from Ireland. Like newspaper. Yeah. I mean that's probably better for getting all the grogans out there. Yeah, it was. Why would that be the case? Yeah, wouldn't it be softer?

It's like sandpaper. It was like grinding it away. Right. No. But it's like getting a belt sander like grinding it away. Right. No. No. It's like getting a belt sander and getting up. It's your logic there. I mean, what's going to be cleaner? Me wiping my arm with like a wet wipe,

or me sanding the skin off. Oh, wet wipe. Yeah, but it's like the hardness doesn't matter. Which you better wipe your butt with a piece of toilet paper or a handful of quarters. Which would you prefer? Why money? It's hard, it's quarters.

Oh, I thought he said quartz. It was really kind of... Either way, I guess it doesn't make sense. Yeah, it still doesn't matter. I think it worked better. I'm with you. Y'all are weird. Yeah, we're weird.

That way, telling you, you're gonna switch. It's like sandpaper grade. I'm gonna import toilet paper from Ireland. You guys feel like we have been on the podcast here in the long time. It's been a while. We're like three or four weeks. All four of us, you mean our just you two. I had to miss the one before... What do I have to miss the one before India? Were you in in a long time. That's been a while. We're like three or four weeks. All four of us, you mean our GZ2. I had to miss the one before India.

Were you in New York? Yes, I was in New York. Oh, yeah, I was too. We did the new front showoffs. How was that? Yeah, we get up and make a bunch of presentations for a bunch of people who don't understand anything about digital media, so that's fucking awesome.

It feels awesome. Yeah, it was fun though. We showed a cool thing for immersion 360, which is like a concept for a show. Now the audience got hold of it. They're like, oh, I can't wait to see this. It's like the purpose of that demonstration is to find somebody who will sponsor that show

and make it possible. Otherwise, that's a ridiculously expensive show, to try to shoot immersion in full 360. So it's like one of those instances where you see like, if we can get a sponsor and get a brain involved, then that show can happen. So that's a good thing, you know, and they can make content possible.

But that show is not gonna happen unless somebody like decides they wanna help us make it. Yeah, so we'll see. They might be busy helping other people make that exact same show. I'm just kidding. Yeah, I'm gonna read this thing. When I remind everyone,

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I haven't moved. Where do you office? Where do you summer? So, if I go there, you have all the snacks in there? Are you back to that? Yes. Because what you're doing for a long time is I would go in there and you would have snacks from like three months ago

that had been opened. And then I would have to like pick the room. But you know, because you used to be in there and you would have snacks from like three months ago that had been opened and then I would have to like pick Through home, but you know because you used to be I remember. No, that's all there. I feel it's not out displayed It's in the it's in the white cabinet. Why do you go the way the end of the the your troll thing that you were dealing with? Yeah, yeah, I think about I'm just I went to barbers office today, and I'm like so glad. I'm like I have like Like this pop low-view in response when I walk in your office because I'm looking for places to hide There's a couple places. I'd never mentioned publicly where you hid them one of them was great I said it like we were here late at night. I just said it in the parking lot Facing the door under a street light it was perfectly in the only light. That's in our parking lot. It was awful

It was so horrifying You never said a word about that one either, so I thought that was too far. I didn't want to because I didn't know like what if this is a fan? Yeah, that like somehow broke into our office and is placing troll dolls all around pretty big man And also you put them in my purse Here's how I did that just so you know I would do this I would go I would look away and put it in there. He would sneak into your place while you were asleep, smell your hair, and then put the troll doll in your purse.

He would even eat your hair and weave the troll doll. But the only part is I only ever found this when I got home. Yeah, I never found them at work. Yeah. So I'd be like taking my stuff out of my purse, and I'd be like, It's a good thing we didn't have like a full-on breakdown about it. If I ever threw one in your purse,

I usually hid someone else in the office. I had a few breakdowns. Did you cry? No, I didn't cry. But I was legitimately freaked out. Also, I don't think you can call anything that I did about placing these things weird after you would take them, cut their hair off, and then hang them from your hair ducts.

Scalp them. That was strange behavior. Listen, I needed to send a warning to whoever was doing it, that their troll dolls were going to get fucked up. Message received You also put one on the floor of my office when I was gone for the week So when I walk back in there was just a troll doll just standing there. I can't like basically hit them in your office in different places

There was a really and then sometimes on the podcast that I was it. Yeah, so and I was supposed to like I just do all like two weeks it took me like six months. I was like, oh shit. I haven't done that like three weeks But you said that made it weirder. It made it harder to guess who was doing it Yeah, we should probably fill people in for who didn't hear the podcast we did it Barb was going through this thing where she was finding troll dolls hidden all over the place and a friend of ours She's been she was on the site years and years ago. So I was an account But you know probably not as active and she's still post she was in the site years and years ago. So I was in account, but you know, probably not as active. And she's still post. She was in the generation of like,

babs and Gavin on the site. And she married, she actually married another member of the site. And she got in contact with me and said, hey, I used to play this prank where I put troll dolls and hide them around where Barbara was. I guess something you guys didn't. It was one troll doll that we'd go back and forth.

Back and forth. And so she said, I'm gonna send you a bunch of them. If you don't mind, you can hide them. I was like, I love this. I'm forth and And so she said I'm gonna send you a bunch of them if you don't mind you could hide them I was like I love this I'm in and so did it but I was supposed to do it like I said over the course of two weeks I did it over the course of six months just like I just kept forgetting and remembering it made it better Yeah, maybe more creepy So this last time I was in London. Yeah, I flew out When I went to Dublin I flew out of London City Airport instead of Heathrow.

I've never been to London City Airport. It's a good. Is it good? Yeah, it's an international flight. And I asked people there, like, you know, I'm flying a Dublin out of London City Airport. How really should I show it for my flight? I was like, oh, I just get there 40 minutes before your flight. You'll be fine.

Not to go. I was like, okay, it's international though. Yeah, totally fine. Not a problem at all. And then when I just showed this and then when I flew back into the UK, I flew back into Heathrow, I got off the plane again, another international flight, Dublin to London, got off the plane to London. And then like was following the science like, you know, this way, this way, passport holders. And the next thing I knew, I was just out of the airport. I was like, is nobody gonna check my

passport? Nobody checked. I just wandered out. I wandered right out of Heathrow. What? Wow. I guess because you would have had to have had a passport to get in. But they can say that any time, like going from the US to the UK.

Wait, so you didn't do customs? No, it was just like getting off of a normal flight. That is strange. It was really fun. Yeah, I felt like I did something wrong, but I followed all the fucking sides. I followed every side. I'm gonna jail. I'll tell you. No, you password holder. Did you guys really like a push by a door and a lot went off? Well, like

three of those. Hey, guys, let me ask you a question, because Gavin, I were discussing this. Barbara, you can wait into I hope you're talking about. Thanks. No, we're talking about you. We do. We do. We do. We said how much we we liked you okay, so we flew into we actually for that trip that we went to New York for Gavin I flew into Newark Airpool, but well that's that was your fault That was my fault that I booked that flight and it was but it wasn't my fault that you got your fucking bag checked Also my bag checked We had a bagel we had a thing we decided to go get a bagel and the time that took us to go get a bagel

they just weren't they were so fucking slow guys I mean we went to get the fastest possible thing to eat and I took it it took yes they took them like 15 minutes I know it's something about you I just want to start from traveling with you what is it and this is this is why I'm so surprised you made it so far in the amazing race you make bad decisions I'm so surprised you made it so far in the amazing race. You make bad decisions. I'm like bad travel decisions. What tell me like we went to New York instead of JFK. I went with you to get a bagel because you're like, let's get a bagel.

The few times where I'm like, now I'm going to do this. I always come out in front. Like, remember in the, we're in line and you're like, I'm going to get in this line because they called priority boarding But you went through like the gentle boarding hall because it was a short line. I was like Yeah, but what if they then don't allow you in you have to come through the priority line And this exactly what they did your asses are the back of the line And I was just like a split second decision of gut feeling and I always come out on top

I did have a moment like that. No, I did it. He's right though I had a couple moments like that because when we were leaving India Did you have a couple moments like that? No, he's right though. I had a couple moments like that because when we were leaving India, we got in line and it was like, they, they, Gavin said, do we need hard copies of our boarding pass?

And I was like, nah, it's not mine. You're gonna hate it if we get all the way to the, all the way through this line. It's like 40 minutes long and they say, you need a print out and you're like, eh, got to them and they sent us all the way back. Yeah, go and print your boarding pass.

That was pretty dumb of me. Why, they're not taking the digital? No, they don't do digital there. Why? We were so screamily mad about the Indian airport in, in a, what was that? That was in J-Port. Where was that in Delhi?

It was Delhi where we were in the line. Yeah, and they wouldn't let us, they wouldn't let us in the airport, like at the front door, they're checking to see that we have a boarding pass. It's like all the ticket machines are in there, right? It's not easy. Indian airports, they don't let you in literally the front doors of the airport without boarding

pass. Right. Whereas in most other airports everywhere else in the world, you go into the airport to print your boarding pass. I wonder if that's a change because of the recent attack. What's the recent attack? In the airport where they attacked in the common area. Oh, in a... There's a Brussels, right? New Brussels. What's the recent attack in the airport where they attacked in the common area?

There's a process, right? New Brussels Everyone else seemed to think this was standard operating procedure because they all had the boarding pass and they were there But I was aggravating but we have established that your IQ goes Way down yours does too well Yeah, we both kind of bring each other down. So what was your complaint? New York? Oh, so When you fly into an American airport international, it's awful when you fly into an American airport If you're just nation's America, you land. It's like your first impression of America is one of these international terminals Maybe except for DFW maybe LX has a great international Maybe accept for DFW maybe LAX has a great international No, that is worse

The international terminal, the full is like a third world country and it's like they're all aggressive It's so clean What? No, what are you flying to? It's like building the six The LAX international terminal It's awful Have you guys been there recently?

It is like the bar in my mind for the lowest of the low when it comes to airports. It's like that. So you agree with what we're saying. Can you think of a good inbound international terminal in America? San Francisco is all right. Who flies in the San Francisco? Apparently, who does that? People from Australia.

All right. A lot of Asian players. Having done it. So I'm going to take your word for it. San Francisco is all right. Austin now has an international. Austin's always had an international. What you mean Mexico? We ever had customs In in Austin flying international to Mexico. That's an international flight

Yeah, but we don't have customs coming back in do we yeah, we do no that's new. Oh, it's relatively used to be smaller But yeah, it's always been there. No, it's like a dedicated area for it. Oh, it's such it's garbage now Like they've got that thing where they like they they send you to the middle and then to the left and it's like a dedicated area for it. Oh, it was like, it's such, it's garbage now. Like, they've got that thing where they like, they send you to the middle and then to the left and it's like, just put it in a line, that's it. I'm actually, because I can't use the machines there, I don't qualify for like any of these things, but it does mean I can just skip all of the line

and just go straight to an agent and get out. So even though I'm like really inconvenience with all my British paperwork for my visa, I'm the first out every single time. It's really funny too because we had been flying with Gavin at this point for about 30 hours with all the travel and everything else. And Ashley was like, we finally got through the passport line. We're in Austin.

It was like, Ashley goes, do you think Gavin needs a ride? And I looked around and go, Gavin's not here. He's already gone. He didn't even say goodbye. He's just gone. She's like, well, maybe we should look for him. I go, Gavin, trust me. Gavin is gone.

He didn't, he's not going to say goodbye. He's just, he's just gone. She's like, well maybe we should look for him. I go, gav, trust me. Gavin is gone. He didn't, he's not gonna say goodbye. He's just, I wish exit. He's gone. I did a text everyone goodbye when I was like halfway home. No, did you? Yeah. Except for you. They were already puking.

What a mess. Here's a bad job. Here's a job I don't ever want in my life. Ice cream salad? You can tell at the second. Achievement hunter. Wait, achievement hunter. Funhouse, Janitor. I see me hunter. I see you men hunter Funhouse janitor. I don't ever want this job when we flew from Delhi to London

It was an overnight flight, okay? So an overnight flight is a lot of humanity guys, but the thing is You are on the plane Like slowly acclimating to all that humanity as it gets worse over the course of the night. Right, right? I was thinking about this. The dude who's standing in the jet way when the plane pulls up and he opens that door, that's gotta be fucking awful. That's really gotta be like a tear. Oh, it's like opening a tomb, like an Egyptian tomb. It's gotta be just like, or a can of fish.

No, that's really, that's gotta be a horrible joke. That can't be worse than the people who have to clean an international plane and turn that around. I think the plane that's like, once you get those doors open, they probably just exchange the air in it so fast, but like all of that, all that human. Re-circulated. Yeah.

Just like sitting in there, stupid. and think of like a lot of these people Taurus not from India who have just eaten a bunch of Indian food. Oh dear Lord dear Lord. There's a lot of gas in there It's gotta be it's gotta be right. I have a question about flying Why is it no matter how long your flight is it could be half an hour? It could be six hours whatever it is you always feel so fucking gross when you get off that flight. I think it's because you're sitting like for so long like even if it's half an hour. Yeah, I think it's the I get you know what happens to me I get dry like it's oily. You know, I get like super oily like you could you do a car with a fucking oil off of my

forehead. I like it. You have some kind of like in the undercarriage rubbing your head around in there. No, I get super fucking old. Yeah, it's this gross environment, gross air. And recycled air. Yeah, I guess so. That's why that shower was like, oh my goodness.

Why is it recycled air? Why don't they just suck in new air? What does that mean, recycled air? There's probably not enough air. They run into that, that's still there. They got those hepp of things. None of air in the air. There's so hot, it's not in the pressure. You need oxygen. But they can pull in new air and in the air so hot it's not in a pressure you know

sure they can pull in you are and it's but there's not enough of it haha speak you it's I don't laugh about this the volume's too light that's why like jet engines can't go up for it is not enough actual air if you can fly on it you can pump some in right all right you're saying it in air did you hear about the woman who scaled Mount Everest? Sorry, it's a little burp there. She scaled Mount Everest. She's a vegan and she wanted to scale Mount Everest because she wanted to prove that

vegans could do anything that people under a normal diet could do. I don't know. Do you want to guess how this ended? She died. She died. She died. I had Mount Hur heard that she died on the descent Which is very sad. How did she do? Well, I mean I could tell the thought of a shirt right out of air cuz you're telling everyone about she was a vegan No, it's a there's a lot

That's a good knife She's telling some Sherpa It's a really healthy lifestyle. Yeah, I'll read, let me pull off the article here. So it's very unfortunate that she died, but look if you're climbing Mount Everest where people die like every single week That's an acceptable risk, right? That you know that that person's gonna die. It wasn't like she was walking down the street and got hit by a piano or something like that That that person's gonna die. It wasn't like she was walking down the street and got hit by a piano or something like that

There wasn't it wasn't like some kind of cartoon type accident wasn't that it was it was a vegan Mount Everest Woman trying to prove vegans can do anything dies of altitude sickness Well, I mean that is doing the same as someone who eats meat that happens Wow unbelievable I'll show you a woman who set out to climb out Everest to prove that vegans can do anything died Saturday after developing altitude sickness. What is that? No, enough air. She tried to let the air in and there wasn't. It was all recycled.

These guys were not amateurs. They were experienced climbers. Of course, they were trying to climb Everest. You got to be experienced climbers. Drydom had sought out to prove that she could scale the mountain while on a vegan diet. The Monash University Lecturer told the university's blog, quote, It seems that people have this warped idea of vegans being malnourished and weak,

she said, by climbing the seven summits we want to prove that vegans can do anything and more. Wow, that is rough. They can die? You know, someone did make the point. It's like, so she could do anything that meat eaters do, because meat eaters go up to all the time and die. So it's just like, that is make the point. It's like, so she could do anything that me eaters do because me eaters go up to all the time and die.

So it's just like that is exactly the expected outcome of going to the top of the world essentially where there is no air. So I just thought about something, going, stepping back and saying, would you ever climb out of your verse? God no. Really?

No, there's no way. That would not end well. I would try. Gavin, I have set our next adventure what we would like to do because I've always wanted to go to India. Is it a crime? I'm nervous. I would like to touch all seven continents.

That would be interesting. I'd like to do that. I'd like to do that. What do you mean physically? No, I want to write them a nice letter, touch their hearts. What the heck? Wait, wait, what is the alternate to your question? What do you have to do?

Go to a continent. I'm thinking, like, you get off the plane, you touch it, and then you leave. Oh. Well, yeah. Yeah. Either one qualifies. That's what I'm asking go to a continent. I'm thinking like you got the plane you touch it and then you leave. Oh Well, yeah, yeah either one qualifies that both the same So I'm just I'm just imagining a documentary if you fly somewhere Shit me a rock from Africa and I touched it. That's not the same thing. I got to go there and do it All I have left at this point is Africa and and Arctic I don't know of a single, we're gonna find out

after this podcast, there's a single country in the world that doesn't teach that Africa and Antarctica are continents. Because I found out that apparently, there's a lot of things that I thought were continents that- South America? South America! There's people in the world that teach it,

South America is not a separate continent. They just call it America. It's just, it's all part of the same. Shabang. It's one big thing. I agree with you. So people are commenting that when smoking was allowed on flights that they would actually pull in air to avoid recirculating smoking air.

Why don't they still do guy pull in air? So everyone quit smoking and everyone got more disgusting air. But it made me think about something else I had read a few months ago about how you know the 747s like the big plane two decks been around been flying for probably over 40 years at this point and When that plane first came out that in the cockpit they had a sextant hole Because I guess navigation wasn't far enough along that when planes were out over the ocean The flight engineer would have to bust out a sextant and look at the stars and make sure they were still on course. That's cool. That's some classic crap. What did they have a compass?

And to draw a circle? Maybe just to make sure that they were right. But I guess- What do you fuck you call it? What do you call it? There we go. Once they, I guess, didn't need the sextant anymore. And the smoking was being phased out on flights.

Some of the crew would use it as a smoking hole Because they could smoke and then blow out there because they let open a hole for the sextant Wait wait wait wait wait wait there's a hole like literally I would use it. I thought there was a hole H-O-L-E a hole in the plane and they put the sextant outside. Yeah, a sex hole outside? Yeah, a sex hole. Is that a horrible starting? Damn it. That's fucking bullshit. That's what they tell the co-pilot on the first day to haze him is that like the little portal thing is to the outside.

You might as stick your dick outside of an airplane. It was just be paced to the side of the plane. Okay. So let's go back to Game of Thrones. I think it's a spoiler, but I think it's also a public service announcement. There isn't the beginning of Game of Thrones in this last episode. There is the New to the Morning, which we always call work. In my house, that was a big fucking switcheroo. Well, I started off so well because there's some nice jump-least.

Yep, and we're jump-least, they're not. And then there was a close-up, extreme wide angle, right in that close-up, just a flaccid stretched penis. I've never seen such a full frame dick before. Yeah, like the guy's framing up on that must've been like, oh, that shot. And it was just like a quick cut. It was like dick.

And then he was like, slow pan. And he was like, bending it, peeling it. It was the examination going on. It was like a full routine happening there. That was startling. I was okay with it. Were you? They did like do that to psychos out.

I was like, oh, it's the, whoa. Yeah, they're pulling switcherooes on the, it was just so funny. It's not even like, it's funny. It was funny. But like you're not going into game of thrones hoping for flaccid penis. Are you?

I mean, it's that time. That time. But it wasn't even like a nice aerodynamic shaft. It was like a flaccid stretched wauty penis. Two warts. Two warts specifically. It was just nice to see some equality on the show. I get that.

I totally get that. Ashley and I have been watching the first season of Game of Thrones again. Which by the way, the first couple episodes, do you have HBO now? Okay. It's a good go. Yeah, it was whatever.

You can go back and watch the earlier seasons, right? So go back and watch season one. One of the really cool things about season one is, they do wide shots of everything. And it was really weird too, because they even did like little titles. Like they would show Winterfell from afar, and they'd say Winterfell on the screen,

and then they did the same thing for King's Landing. Oh, you mean wide like showing the whole town? Yeah, showing the whole thing in the context of where it is in the world. I guess they've just already established that out. Yeah, but they were such cool shots. Yeah. They were really cool and I'm sorry. I think they could have been staples.

Sure. Yeah. They do this fucking map at the beginning with the Legos and all that stuff. I really want to watch Game of Thrones all the way through again. How do I convince Aaron to watch it? Oh, he's a lost boss. You can't get him through. Tell him you can see a wardy penis six seasons in if you stick with it. Well, don't tell him watch. He can't get him too. Tell him he can see a wardy penis, six seasons in if he sticks with it.

Well, the time when six seasons in just comes at some point. He points. Stick with it. Keep watching. I mean, Bernie convinced me to watch it with just the first episode. It was amazing. OK. It was good.

I think we picked it up like season two or three. And like, you know, I should get to me on the way to Australia. Ah, is that what he did? Yeah. Yeah. We had that headphone. Oh, I think we both had it on our laptops. We both press play at the same time, because you wanted to watch it.

You're not to tell people that. That's too much. Then you show it together. Something to just for us, guys. It's definitely one of those shows that when it was first airing, I thought that sounds like the nerdy, just dorkiest show ever. Perfect for you. If I didn't want to watch it.

It might be the only show that I've watched because of memes That winner is coming the winter is coming me because of me because of me I did just for me because of memes So but in the first in the first season when Call Drogo Drogo Drogo Drogo Drogo he he's first gets with Daenerys There's a lot of like sex scenes scenes which in the book I think they handled better because it seems way more Non-consensual in the show and it's not in the book. Kind of is it first? Hi kind of is it first but they don't actually have sex until it's like it's like until she falls in love with him Right or something like that. What does he call it? The something between Alex? The way he phrases it in the book

Tell her that her sex You talk about what George R. Martin says. Yeah, the book. Talk about her sex. You talk about what George R. Martin says. Yeah, of course, of the giant. He's embarrassing sometimes. Her both of them stars. What? Nothing. Her mom, she was.

But there was a scene like, we were talking about the equality. So Daenerys was like naked all the time, which is kind of creepy going back and watching season one, because everybody looks like so much younger. Yeah. So it's going to be good. But then there's a scene where Drogo is naked and she's like pulling him to the bed. And but they're like framing it such a way that you're always like staying like, like you're not crossing over the hip.

You see the tush and you're like, you could cross over to any point and get paid hurt and it's like, I swear Ashley's leaning. Like on the couch, she's just trying to lean and catch a look. That Drogo. He's a good looking dude. Who's best looking to lean and catch a look. That Drogo. He's a good looking dude. He's best looking dude in Game Thruence. Other than Drogo? You think Drogo?

Yeah. He was cross-side. Really? Yeah, easy eye. So Dan was in him. Dan would love Drogo. He does have a 1 Ki. All right.

You can't, that was actually good. Do the 1 eye again. No, he's not that way, not in. I can't do that. But you should go back and watch it. Just watch the first episode. It's really cool. I feel like going back and watching it, the first episode, I probably haven't watched it in a year now, but I watched it about a year ago.

And I felt like the first episode was really slow. That's so introduced to lots of stuff. Yeah, it's a world building. Yeah. Too many, too many slow-eyed establishing shots. Who did they introduce in the first episode, everybody? Ned Stark's a big one. Yeah, no, the stars are big. Yeah.

All right, I want to do a test on Gus based around something we experienced in India. Robert Reth. Go ahead. So if I said to you guys, all right, we'll get some food from the street vendor and then we'll go to an ice cream seller. What is that again? We're going to get some food from this street vendor and then we're going to go to an ice cream seller.

You're going to get some food from the street vendor and there's another vendor who sells ice cream. They're going to go to the store. That's not the way it was said. I want to be clear about this. I'm going to say. Was it like a underground seller? So he says, we're going to go over here. I know I, I'm going to go to this place. There's an ice cream seller. That's the way he said it. That sounds

like a vendor. And I got super excited. I thought that medical wine. What did I say? What do I say? You're like, oh, that's two, two of my favorite things. We were, by the way, it's 115 degrees. We're wandering around Delhi. It's hot, and he mentions that we're gonna go to an ice cream seller. Barbara, what did you think it was? I thought you met like a wine seller for ice cream. So I thought we were gonna go to a seller and eat ice cream.

Which a seller's like, down below, it's cool. Gavin, he was relentless about this. Like, he did not let this die the entire time. Because you didn't say that outwardly. You're like, ooh. And ice cream seller. And I was like, I was like, walking on,

like with my thwokitee, I was like, why did he have that reaction? No, he thinks there's a seller that's just loaded with ice cream. Yeah, exactly what I thought. And then I was like, yeah, I think he meant a dude who sells ice cream. Why do you just say vendor?

By the way, can we talk about the street vendor? Is that going to be the documentary? Not for the tree, but on a spot. OK, we need get ice cream. You know what we got instead? We got a, it's called sweet pond P-A-A-N. And it's a leaf, a beetle vine leaf. And then there's some like liquid bark rubbed on it.

Is that what that is? Yeah, it's like, beetle not liquid bark and lime. And then a bunch of stuff. Like it was just like all these silver canisters. There's like 15 of them. And he's like scooping one thing after another from all these different powders into it. And then he wraps that up in the leaf

and our guide, who was one of the coolest guys in the planet, he's like, so you're just supposed to put, it's about this big Barbara. It's like a small sandwich at that point. Okay. He's like, you're supposed to put the whole thing in your mouth and eat it.

It was like a big piece of sushi. I would know. It wasn't like, what kind of sushi are you eating? Like one and a half of a fish? It was like this big, what about it? I would say it was like this big. Oh, really? That's a big, that's a piece of sushi. There you go. Is that. It's bigger than that. There's no scale there. You're not big that is

Where's the banana? There's a plate. What? Is it a saucer? So it's like a big dish. It was like this big. All right, but it was that was that those around it was flat Okay, yeah, it was like flat. It was like square. Like what were you there? Like a package. You're saying it was much bigger. You're thinking about the ice cream seller. It was disappointed a month. Because we didn't get ice cream about this thing.

And we took a bite. And I was trying to sell gavron. You don't have to do this as street vendor. We agreed we weren't going to eat from street vendors. Can I have a raw one? I'm here. I'm living my life. I'm going to have a bite of this thing.

Holy shit. It was like eating a handful of It was like it was like eating a Handful of incense is what it was like one bite It took me like it was 10 minutes to chew the one bite and get it down just because the intensity of this flavor It was like it had so many different flavors It was like eating a three-course meal and then like nine breathments at the same time And you finish it well, I finished my bite and then Gavin had a bite and then like nine breathments at the same time. Oh my God. And we finished it. Well, I finished my bite and then Gavin had a bite.

And then for the next, what, two hours, it was like the taste was constantly in my mouth. We both just like, like, yeah, it was just like, it was like, we had just eaten it for two hours. And what did he say? Some people just ate 20 of those a day or so. Oh, there were a lot of people what they do is, it's not sweet pahn. He says, I guess, regular pahn. And they do it with tobacco. Gus is crazy. They take the same leaf, they put that same liquid bark on it, which

I'm not, it's like a bark paste. Okay. I'm not sure what that was. Just kind of took them a face value on that. And then they put lime, not like lime, citrus, like the stuff they, the powder they put on dead bodies right like that and then they put tobacco in there wrap that up and you eat that the lime glass rates your mouth and allows the tobacco to get straight in and then there's what's what's the anesthetic that's in it? Anise? I think the anise is in that too it's something numbs your also it numbs your mouth at the same time. All right, what is it?

It makes you bleed, numbs you, puts tobacco in and then seals it up again. Flies and tints. And then the way he described it, you chew on that for about an hour and because it's all lacerated your mouth and then also heals it at the same time, you just spit out this bloody mess at the end.

You find a place to spit it out. What is the purpose of that? Because it's like chewing tobacco basically. It's the same time, you just spit out this bloody mess at the end, you find a place to spit in. What is the purpose of that? Because it's like chewing tobacco basically. It's the same, you know, concept, but like fucking amped up, dude. Amped up. Wow. Where was this in Delhi?

Yeah, in Delhi. I've never heard of that. That sounds pretty, pretty addictive. How many did you have? Of tobacco? I didn't touch that. I was going to make it. You even just, I don't put a lime in your mouth.

Crazy. Yeah, makes the teeth go away. I have a question. Do they have any delis in deli? You're the worst. I've been listening to the legitimate question. Whoever laughed, you're fired. There was a camera in the lake.

Because I'll open a deli and I'll see. I was like, hold the deli. I wonder if they served beef anywhere. Like, we didn't run into beef on any menus. We ran into it in the street. We ran to a lot of beef on the street. There's a lot of beef walking around. Yeah.

That's what I learned about all the honks. And monkeys. Because you think... Go on. Dude, you were called nuts. You went to traffic laws in India. Gus, you would have lost your shit. Oh, I lived in Puerto Rico.

But basically, the way they honk the horns, I always thought it was just like a bunch of impatient bastards. I thought you said hunks. So I was like, you're going crazy. You saw the honk. Honk-y Indian, man. But they just beat the horn for awareness. Like every truck has blow horn right on the back. Yeah, they want you to honk.

And they want you to honk because it's a part of like awareness on the road. So if you're coming up on a car, you have to honk. And if you're like going to go overtake or do anything, you honk as well. Yeah. If you do like something ridiculously dangerous, nobody, bass and island, nobody honks at all. And nobody yells or shakes or fists or anything. So you're all here.

Or you're here. If you're honking your horn and you get no offender bender, you're not at fault or something like that. Is it like a weird law? No, you know what the law is? We ask about that. If you have a bender, you're not at fault or something like that. Is it like a weird law like that? You know what the law is, we ask about that. If you have a bigger car, you're not at fault. What? Yeah.

If it's a smaller car or a motorcycle, they'll stop and like figure out right there whose fault it was and pay each other like some rupees there to get it fixed. But if you have a bigger car, then you just don't stop. You just can't have them go. Yeah, keep going. But apparently that's the rule. Apparently it started when they would... Why is everyone just buy big cars

That stuff big cars expensive the honk was originally just for like moving animals out of the way of the road Like right like a herd of cows would be on the road And you just go like mmm and they just like took that Forward into beeping humans to a walking around and deep in other car Beeping other cars, so it's just honk honk honk and then suddenly a car comes the wrong way down the road And every other car like has to weave around it and nobody hunks. Like you're going down the freeway and suddenly there's a car going the wrong way.

Yeah. Everything is a dodge. It's fucking crazy. And we had this thing where like once we got, we were way out in like rural India towards push car. And then once we got back in towards more of the urban area, which is clearly marked since urban area begins. There was a street sign that said that.

We're, Gus, we're just heading down the road and I can see an intersection. There's no light. It's just two roads that cross each other and it's just traffic crossing our path, left and right, left and right, left and right. And we're just going, we're going, going, going. I'm like, are we going to slow down? It's like, nope. Just find the whole, right, like between cars.

It's like autonomous driverless cars. It was crazy, dude. And everyone there is an amazing driver. I'm still on Gavin. You should learn to drive in Jaipur because you'll be the greatest driver. And the pedestrians are equally good. Like a bike will be hauling at like 30 miles an hour through a crowd of people.

And they barely batten out of it. They just go like, they just do little weave moves with their bodies and they never get hit. Yeah. You don't see them get hit, right? It's like, they have to be, they just do little weave moves with their bodies and they never get hit. Yeah.

You don't see them get hit, right? They have to be really good at it. Yeah. Like our guy got clipped by a rearview mirror of a car when we were in, didn't batten out. Just like, little clip, no big deal, didn't even react to it. Just like kept walking, that was like holy shit. Gavin, I mean while jumping out of the way everything with a bunch of amateurs.

Yeah, I was like freaking out just looking at the window of the car that we were in. I was I couldn't I couldn't. I think you're gonna die. Yeah. I just came to that. It's gonna sound. From the way we were describing this that we did not like India. We fucking loved it.

It was one of my favorite trips. It was amazing. It was really amazing. I've never been anywhere like that before I hope that when I went on the amazing race I hope I would go to either India or China and we went to China But we went to like a very like a tech center in China in shenzhen. Yeah Going to India was I was so friggin happy and we did some really cool stuff That'll be in the documentary, but Gavin and I absolutely loved India. So since you couldn't do it in the race,

this is your makeup for it. Yeah, well, I think I've said in the podcast a bunch that I've always wanted to go to India. I think I'm gonna get a flag for him. I'm excited to see if you guys found Bob or not. You gotta see, we're going all the way to push car. We couldn't, it's a, you know. That'll be really.

We had to try to figure out like where the shop was based on the other videos. So, and like we knew it was in push car. There was somebody in one of the videos who showed his business card. So, but we don't know how to read on it. Yeah. Yeah, like, the address. It didn't have numbers or anything.

Yeah. And so, uh, so we had to like wander around this like city and try to say, do you know this guy like pointing at the pictures and stuff like that? Was the plan for both of you to get the head massage or just want to be? Well, that was, yeah, that was always the plan. Oh, you can imagine that debate. or just want to be well that was yeah, that was always the plan I can imagine that debate who the hell is one person We only have money for one one the other's gets the moon turns out. It's like a hundred thousand dollars for one It's like our cake budget. I

Didn't have a funny thing. I don't have it out here But I bought I'm last day. I bought a leather messenger bag. I was so fucking Yeah, you brought to the stream. Yeah, it was like, well our guide was like, make sure you check the stitching. Yeah, it's in the office, yeah. Make sure you check the stitching because, you know, some of them on, put it together right there.

And I asked, I go, this seller is he a good seller. Not a not basement, but is he good at selling things? And he goes, oh, he's a push car boy. He's lived here his whole life. He's his father shop. This guy's great. Yes. Top quality. Camel leather smells great. Yeah. He's pushed so many cars. And so, well I have this bag and I think, oh we're at the airport finally, I'm going to switch all my stuff to this bag and start using this now. Connect the strap to it. Put it on my shoulder. As soon as I put it on my shoulder, the little

clasp connected the bag snaps and it falls to the ground I'll laptop in it. I was like oh man Gavin just starts laughing and then our guide who told us always push car boys Great shop he walks out when I go Sirob look I go this broke right away and he goes what that was quick He's like yes, you know where in 10 and were like, yeah, I wore it and it tore. I mean, it was, it instantly broke. But the bag was like, did you gotta see this thing? It's crazy. It was like 18 bucks.

Equivalent. So, yeah, it was just nuts. It was, it was, it was really cool. Is it salvageable? I, you know, I think it is, but the problem is, if I go get the little hasp fixed, it's gonna cost like eight times what I paid for the bag probably.

You get that done in the US. Because while I don't think we should have to scroll down to get to our country I will acknowledge that our vendors. Why should the US be at the top of the drop down list? I'm just saying I recognize that. Shouldn't it be your location puts your country at the top of the list and not just the US at the top of the list? No. No. Why the US?

Because what if there's an American traveling overseas? Because we invented the internet. That's right. I said it. That's right. I said it out loud. We invented the internet. I don't know.

Okay. Everybody else broke in her hands. It's a box. She was just holding it and it broke. No, that's I had to do the strap in a weird way. Okay. How did it fall out? Is it? Is it not?

Last last is it last? Didn't you say hasp? Oh, yeah. I don't know. So look at this. It's a good. It's a gorgeous piece of material. Is it not last? Lap last. Is it last? Didn't you say hasped earlier? I don't know. So look at this. It's a gorgeous piece of material. That's a nice thing. $18 for a leather messenger bag.

It's made out of camel hide. I don't think I'm lying to you. I'm really on my own. I just had a realization of it. No, it wasn't doing that in push guard. Trust me. Which part broke then? So this right here, Barb, so you can see on this side,

there is a little triangle that the strap connects to. You will notice this missing on this side. There is no triangle. There's a little piece of leather snapped immediately. Just hot glue and staple it. Immediately it snapped. You're wearing it for about 45 seconds I think. There you are.

Thank you. I'll say $18 bucks, what do you expect? $18 per minute. That's good. Dude, it's like the whole plain smell like that thing by the time we got off. It's not bad. Yeah, it's probably some chemical that's not allowed to be used in the US by the way. Yeah, I got something else to read here.

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this last day, this last 24 hour period, I slept a bunch, which is kind of throwing me off. Like, I think I slept like 14 hours. Yeah, the day of the livestream we did the other day, I think I woke up at 1 p.m. Because I've been up all night, I didn't fall asleep to like 7 a.m. So, not even.

You are, not you are, you're a real. I'm really very tired though, and and I was like I was gonna take a half an hour nap before the podcast I was all set sure enough somebody knocks on my door and wants to like touch base they want to like we had to go it was will and he could tell he was like I'm gonna leave you alone I was like nope talk to me he's like damn it it's like he could tell like I was not like I'm gonna talk about the podcast yeah will will will knows I love I was like, nope, talk to me, he's like, damn it. It's like, he could tell like, I was not like an angry who could talk. And I recall him out on the podcast.

Yeah, will, will, will, will knows I love him. Well, it's great. For some reason, I couldn't sleep last night either. I think I woke up like at four in the morning and just, that was it. I slept for a couple of hours up until that and then I've been up since like four. Because of England travel?

No, I just ran them. Just random. I was like, okay, my body was like, that's enough. You slept for two hours. You said about Game of Thrones? Maybe. Are you? No.

Gus is worried that it's gonna take the series in a whole new direction. We had a discussion about it, yeah. Yeah. Well good. It's the best season yet. So I'm okay with it. Yeah.

There's been so much that has happened and it's only been what, five episodes? So much that has happened. So much that has happened. How do you heard of this YouTube show? Cool. What has happened on it? So. I think it's called, like, smiling, sitting and smiling.

Oh, that's fucking weird, yeah. Oh, yeah, the guy who sits across, like, it smells at his camera. But he does it for, like, four hours straight. Could you do that? No. I couldn't do it for four hours. But he's done, like, 130 of them.

That, there's a trick there. Did you see? Did you see the one where the guy broke into his house? Oh, no, no, what you didn't see that? Someone opens his door see some sitting there and closes it and it was a burglar He said no one lives with him. Oh And he was committed to the video so you get up staring at the camera And I think like that like some people do funny stuff like weird stuff online

Yeah, like make a thing out of it. They keep doing it like you know crushing stuff in a press or like putting a metal ball on it And knowing it that's just weird like too weird though Someone who can sit in silence during the night. I'm a four hours watching it. Yeah, he just sits there smiling and I think he's like Is that normal if he normal person if he wasn't smiling no I would swear this is like a hostage video yeah but the fact that he's smiling right that smiling is okay what do you think he's involved I just couldn't do one of those and he's done so many like I think collectively he's been sitting and smiling for over a month solid month of his life just sitting in the line changes. Yeah, like you said

They're for so long the legs I was just so disturbed by it like I think it's funny and like the commitment's cool But also like what kind of person you have to be to be able to do that. I had a really funny moment when we were in India and The sun is slowly low You should look up the one where the guy comes in I I had that exact same moment when we were in India because I set up a camera to Like zero in on the spot where Joe likes to spend his day usually And so I just zoomed in on that with a camera and then I could access it from India

So we could say hidey Joe and stuff like that. I watched John rising or to carry your house. Oh, I watched John rise, you're destroying my fucking house, we'll get to that in a second. So at one point, it had been like 12 hours since I had looked at Joe and I brought it up and it was like Joe sitting there in the window in the background like the sunlight coming in and he's laying in the sunbeam. I was like, oh that's cute. I didn't realize that was the old image and I hadn't refreshed yet. It instantly refreshes and the window just goes dark for nighttime and Joe has not moved a fucking inch. It's been like a full day and he's just in the exact same spot in the exact same position. But I shot in the shot in the dead where he like passes out in the kitchen at night and it just goes, phew, and all the lights are on because time is passed. What is

the purpose of the cat? What is that? What is that? You have one twenty three hours a day there fucking complete I saw okay let me let me find it I'm gonna send it to the control room I Saw I saw the the best crowdfunding thing ever for cat owners. I'm gonna buy one of these free you bring it. Oh good. What's it called? It's called get a fucking job cat. What do you want a cat to do? Just anything it's like does a cat really just exist to eat so that it can sleep for another fucking day? Yeah. That's what it does. What do you think a lion would do if it didn't have to hunt? They would just eat, shag and sleep. I know, they just sleep. That's it. They're not like, you sleep in scratch. Oh, explore. Go kill a mouse. There's

something. Have fun. Go kill a mouse. Not a job. I mean, what does a dog do? Dog does stuff. Yeah, but dog does pointless stuff. I'm not a job. I mean, what does a dog do? Dog does stuff. You have a dog does pointless stuff. Like catching a bull. Dogs of paintings. Dog does stuff. I'm like shit. It's like, they're pulling up the thing. What dog do with them?

Oh, I saw this. Licky bruh. God, I love crowdfunding. What the fuck? How the hell would we do that? How would we, the Kickstarter of the day yesterday when this exists? It's just a brush.

It's an irrelevant brush that you hold in your teeth. Why though? $12,275. That's why. Here's why because people are fucking mental. What's the goal? They've all had to lick your cat. Look at that.

The goal is 31,500. That's why it's a lick. But like, why don't you just hold a brush and put your cat? Why do you have to pretend to be looking at it? What's that? It seems like your teeth. You know there's a little old lady in Ohio, too. Why don't you just hold a brush and put your cat? Why do you have to pretend to be looking it? What's that? Seems like your teeth. You know there's a little old lady in Ohio who saw that video and she's like, finally. Or they still took my idea. They stole it. I should have made it.

So while we're talking about Crazy Kick Starters, let's talk about our Crazy Kick Starter. As of right now, and this will change depending on when you listen to this podcast We have on our we're on our way to 22,000 backers and we have 952,000 dollars for a million dollars, but so I'm pretty sure We're gonna hit a million dollars on the million dollars, but car game. That's awesome a million dollars I just love the 22 that almost 22,000 people are we're gonna get this deck I think that's more people than people who lived in the town of Gruppen. Really?

Well, the good news about that is that, you know, basically, it's like we just have this set up and people have figured out that it's basically like a way for us to set up pre-orders for this thing and like get this out to other places. And to me, the crazy part about it is that, you know, we don't have a lot of like extra perks like we did with laser team. So we actually have more backers for this than we have for laser team. We have more people that are on board with a million dollars about a car game at this point in time. We ended up with about 32,000 at the end of the campaign for laser team and I mean it all depends on how you track it,

but right now we're tracking towards about like 38 or 40 for this. So it's awesome and it could pick up like crazy at the end. So it's a fun game. I have a lot of fun playing it on the stream the other day, especially when Nick and Avery came over. So I plan on the two. That game is all about just like the discussion. It's all about like making it like the show.

And you can have like a card presented and then you can have like a 15 minute conversation. We had a run and I think it took almost an hour. Yeah, and then it's like, oh God, the game. Yeah, it was right here at the end of the stream, wasn't it? Yeah, it was like right at the end of the stream when we were like, we were, uh, uh, I might have been before that because I left when, uh, Nick and Avery got here just because I didn't want too many people at one time.

Yeah, but there's one point when I was playing, I was like, this is great. Yeah. It's like, I think we've gone almost like 50 minutes on this one. And then after we get through with them, the person typically does a recap. And that just spurs it on again. It's like, oh, but wait, what if I don't we end up like back on it? I love it. Yeah. And the top part about it is the strategy of like, you want to make yours seem really impossible. Yeah. And amp it up. But at the same time,

don't give away that it's yours. So you're like, you end up like amping up other people's, but hopefully not too much. But then like, the person who's it is, like, you can tell they figure it out, they're like, oh, already, you know, it's way worse if this happens, you know. And this is the rules for it. I end up just forgetting which one's mine. And it's like, I wanted to talk about all of them and like, really get into it.

Be like, oh yeah, I don't even really remember. Just like, genuinely arguing about the, the, about the situations and not just trying to make my mind. I wonder if people could film their own games and then like, act out the scenarios and like, make their own episodes. They to make my mind. I wonder if people could film their own games and then act out the scenarios and make their own episodes. They're on my nose. They're on my nose.

But be interested in see what people come up with. Well, yes, it's one of the things where it's like, we took the show, we took the game from the show and then tried to find a way to be like, spur that game and perhaps people have that same experience. I'm sure you gave four different groups the same scenarios. The discussions would be completely different on all three groups.

You'd have some overlap, but each million dollars butt video that would have come out of it would be totally different. And that's what's cool about it. I also wonder, the different permutations, not even giving everyone the same sign up, but giving everyone the same cards to pick their sign up is from just like even watching the permutations that would come out from that.

I think we should have a rule too. Sometimes you'll get a combination that's fucking impossible. Your life just couldn't work. Sometimes you'll get a solid hand where it's like, all right, I'm just gonna win this round just because it's gonna be every second of your life is gonna be a mission.

When the trigger is all the time and the scenario is the worst thing ever. Or when the rule recreates the trigger. That's the thing. You end up in the same way. I like the angle lighting, SWAT team one. Yeah, that's the thing. You end up in the like the anxiety and swat team one. Yeah, it was an anxiety and swat team right? You said I've been a loop of hate. Every time I had anxiety a swat team comes and takes you away. Extraction is when you would get nervous about the

swat team and then another swat team shows up and steals you from that spot. Right. And then you're like, oh, during the live stream, I had one that was every time you wash your hands hands you shit your pants. Oh You're just constantly shitting. Oh, you're not escaping that. So here's a question. I would ask you People that go the restroom here and they leave without washing their hands. What are those people? Scum? Oh awful. It just works right you hate that worst. Couldn't imagine anything worse than that. All right, Gus You're in rural India Alright, Gus, you're in rural India and you use the restroom and you turn around and it's a faucet in the wall that you know is completely untreated water. I'm probably covered in people's shitheads. Well, just if it's you're gonna wash in the water anyway, so, you know, do you wash your hands? Is it better to wash your hands?

Man. Or is it better to like walk away with you or whatever your penis germs are that you have? I don't want to... I'd say walk away. Penis germs are probably safer. I think you're right. I think I'm right. Guessing you, I'm going to guess that your penis doesn't have any parasites.

I don't want to make any assumptions. So when I'm in a public... My dick is clean as I proclaimed on the livestream before. So you want to see us there and walk away, you're better off. Are you washing your hands because of your dick jams? Whatever I'm in a public toilet there, walk away, you're better off. Are you washing your hands because of your dick jams? Like, whatever I'm in a public bathroom, I'm washing my hands because I've touched like public bathroom handle, you know.

So do you wash your hands at home? Yeah, but that's just, you know, I feel like it's just being safe, but I'm not scared of my Imperial jams. You're just scared of the way you're having it. I'm not either. To me, it's not a complete deal breaker, but I still wash my hands whenever I have

the opportunity to wash my hands Like I was washing my hands in like bathroom sinks in India like public bathrooms and stuff like that also is the bathroom situation was way Like over exaggerated We're dead. You know the hole in the ground like everywhere goes the hole in the ground That's not even the case. They gave there was options everywhere We could have a western toilet or you know what they call the whole on the ground? Gus, we're going to call it. This is a Western toilet traditional.

A natural toilet. French toilet. That's the French version apparently. That was also to me. Outdoor, which is also by the way Western country, right? Yeah. That way your rhinos just outside on the street. Yeah, it was fascinating. P, whatever they want to. Yeah, you just like turn just outside on the street. For people to be- Yeah, I was fascinated by- P, whatever they want to do.

Yeah, just like turn around away from the street and just piss down a little bit. Which, that is just accepting reality and then giving people a place to go. I mean, there's a lot of people in India. This will be in the documentary, I'm pretty sure, but I dropped my backpack into a- Oh no. Rivered lit. Yeah. Grimming down the side of a building you basically down every side of the road was just like this slow moving like

slightly scummy foamy gray water that would just like slowly trickle down they'd be like don't trust I had to get a little bit smell bad love it and then you dropped your bag in it I did your backpack yeah, we were like having a chat sitting down on my backpack. You see the shot, it kind of drifts and like goes thunk and I was like, I picked it up and it was like, gg, gg. And it spilled your drink.

And I looked at Gavin like this. Mm. I'm hoping we made that noise too. Yeah, I was, I was, I was pretty, pretty worried about that. So anyway, that backpack I burned. So that's why I need you to do that. That's why I got it in the bag.

Did you actually get rid of it? No. Yeah, I'm like, germs die. Do you know that? They die. You die or they die. It's like 50-50. I mean, like a day later.

So you gotta build up your immune system. So if someone, if someone took a shit, go ahead here. And then it was untouched 50 years later. And you came in, would you pick it up? Sure. 50 years later? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

For what? Like for money or just to get poop out of the way? It would be completely like all the moisture would be gone from it, it'd be hardened. So it's safe. Yeah. Alright. 50 years later. I don't even know if the poop would still be there.

I'm going to pebble. I'm going to pebble. What happened to it? You're all dried up. It's okay. You dried up. I mean, there's still like some stuff that wouldn't rot. Nobody ever rots into nothingness.

Well, did your poop have bones in it? Do you have poop bones? Yes. Well, how else does your poop stay together? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how we got in this conversation. I put a pet a rib cage.

I never, but I will say this. It's hats off to Ashley. I would, yeah. The lowest moment in my I would yeah the lowest Moment in my life would be the moment I threw up in an airplane bathroom. That's just awful She didn't even wake us up like I knew she was feeling bad and I was like up a little bit But she when she went and threw up in the bathroom. She didn't wake anybody up Yeah, were you we're you coming out both ends?

Yeah, oh, it was rough, it was rough plain flight. That's the final thing. That's a bum we. A bum we? There was a, so I have a, I'm always fascinated. I feel like there's always tons of really strange stories that come out of China. Yeah.

I'm just like, like, indian tons of people. And it's just like, yeah. Like, one seeks the population. Right. it's a country that's like in transition uh... if we ever have a mutant one of them is the first mutant is going to be either indian or chinese right to one third chance yeah one third of the world right there mutants there was a there was a kid we can see in the dark there was a a story that you know about a month ago he's a me and about uh... uh...

now isn't a and also sweaty palms and there was a story that came out about a month ago. He's a meant about, I am. No, I wasn't teeth. And also sweaty palms. And there was a Chinese businessman who was visiting a nature reserve and a monkey killed him. What? By shoving a rock off of a cliff. Really?

What life threw a rock in? They don't, obviously, they don't know if the monkey was doing it on purpose, trying to hurt him or it was just a freak accident. But this guy is like posing, taking photos in a nature reserve. Monkey above him on a cliff just shoves a rock over on him. Monkey murder. Monkey murder.

Wow. Because I'm, I'm, I'm the perfect. That's like the perfect crime. New what it, what it was doing, but just had no sense of morality at all. Imagine if you could train a monkey to kill someone. Did it think it was killing? I'm sure you could try and doggies to kill. I think he knew was pushing a rock onto a person

Like I think I bet there's a dude up there and he would just pointed at the monkey after he murdered someone This monkey right here in the monkey society anybody Or just a guy in a monkey costume Take your monkey cool this guy Monkey did it. That's that's so as I never been shot by an animal So they peace that together later And they said they said they saw people people who were there saw the monkey push the rock fucking a That's crazy. Let's go be a monkey that shot someone right yeah dogs that have shot people

I just like dogs of shot people think holding a gun and it just goes off. How does a baby shoot people? Yeah, babies have fingers toddlers shoot a lot of people the babies are weak toddlers are a thought Hey, so I read a story like like reconstructing a terrible accident like a monkey killing you with a rock I read a really interesting story about Mike Wallace the famous news reporter in the US Do you know the story I'm talking about I think so his son went hiking in Greece and disappeared and so and this is in 1962. And so, Mike Wallace, the reporter, like, wanted to know what happened to his son. So he went over there, went to Greece, went to the place where the hiking trails are,

followed the trail and investigated, like literally like try to find the kid like asking around Found out he went hiking went went the trail and found his son to son's body dead Like that's dead to me that's crazy like he found his dead son in the world That's nuts, and he was no one else at found him no one else at found him No one else at found him Mike Wallace went over and found him That'd be like the kind of thing where you're hoping to find him, but also not. Yeah. Yeah. It's the one closure. You're going to find out what happened. That's awful. There was a not a related story, but another another China story that I read earlier today,

where the Chinese ambassador to Zambia had to publicly come out and say that imported Chinese meat to Zambia was not human flesh. Oh my God, really? I guess it was a rumor started in the country that China was exporting human flesh in cans to the people to the supermarkets there. How awful must that press conference be before you have to get up in front of you and be like, listen, we know the meat's bad. It's not people.

It's not people. But would people be bad meat? We had this discussion a long time ago on the podcast. You were one person. I would eat the person. I would eat the people. So we would try to figure out what was the morally unimplicated meat that you could eat from a person.

And I don't know why we never thought about this. A placenta. Would you eat placenta? Because that's human. No. I want like a human steak. I don't want fucking placenta. I wouldn't eat a cow placenta. You want like butter, thigh, right?

I think thigh. Some of the meaty thigh. No, I'm eating thigh. I'm not edible. We used to live in America. You can't sell dog meat, but you can eat it. You can't sell in a store or can't sell cat or a restaurant cat or dog meat But I guess you can eat cat or breed your own dogs and eat them, but surely that's just cool to you But you can't kill your dog. So it gets the Lord's murder a pet, right? I kill my dog. I'm tough

You don't know you're gonna fight with a dog. No, yeah, I don't think you can do it. I know that you could kill your dog and get away with it You somehow have to come across like a dead dog and just eat that so Dog meat. I would try I would try dog. I would try human ever ever. That's like No, it's just it's just it's People mental like human meat turns you nuts. Does it or is that just? It seems like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's at a bar and they started flirting and really hit it off And then they started making out and The next day she was getting these like pains in her mouth and started feeling nauseous and was getting these sores on in her lips and

She had gone to the hospital And they did some tests on her and they said we don't know how this is possible but whatever you have You contracted it from someone who the only way they could have it is if they just ate tests on her and they said, we don't know how this is possible, but whatever you have, you contracted it from someone who the only way they could have it is if they just ate human. So basically the guy who she had made out with, they found it later that he had been killing people and eating them in his home and that she had just made out with him like probably

a couple hours after he finished eating. That's a great story. So nope, there's a couple hours after he finished eating in the flesh. That's a great story. So nope, there's a lot of people listening to this podcast right now where like, how come the guy who's a fucking cannibal is getting a caction in a bar? I'm working my fucking ass. I'm working tinkos all week long.

I go to the fucking bar, nobody's making out with me, and then she's over in the corner making out with the fucking cannibal. Well, I mean, the person he'd eat and it's probably the the go from the previous night Yeah, they were all girls and he was eating up Snopes snopes classifies that as legend or whatever or whatever that matters fucking legend That's how that works in my brain. They love that story. More than any other story they've ever told.

I think they're my gullosy. I'm looking at his Wikipedia entry, and now I don't see it there. That was on today I learned. I read it on another, like on a natural news website a couple of weeks ago. Okay. So I do believe that that one is true.

Gotcha. Last, uh, trying to story the night for me, that I'm done. In, in China, they have uh band they have banned the erotic eating of bananas on live streams well like sucking off a bit of it. I thought it was just in general not just live streams. Oh what I read with live streams. Okay and also you cannot be wearing suspenders or what? That's a specific rule stockings. Why? Why? On live streams too or just in general. The paper ads are wearing stockings and suspenders or what that's a specific rule stockings why on live streams to or just in general the paper ads at wearing stockings and suspenders while hosting a live stream is now also forbidden so says it's the law yeah that's

like Chinese laws like biblical law like you ever read like like Deuteronomy and there's rules like you can't go to church if you have crushed testicles I know it's true I know they put that in there to like, to focus on one dude, right? That's written for one guy in town. It's like, that guy has crushed testicles. Let's write a rule, he can't come to church. Fuck that guy.

And it just lived for like thousands of years. Yeah, now you just like accept. Yeah, not like, I'll look at the actual verse. There's a lot of weird ones too. Like if you spent your seat or you can't go to church, I'll look up the actual verse. There's a lot of weird ones too. Like if you spent your seat or you can't go to church or weird ones like that. You mean if you've gizzed? Yeah, if you've gizzed in the last day, in that day.

Or maybe it was spilled. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. There's so many. There's so many weird ones. Deuteronomy 23-1.

No one who has Been emasculated by crushing of the testicles may enter the assembly of the Lord There you go So that'll dissuade you from smashing your balls with a rock that you won't be able to go to church on Sunday if you do that What I know it's a very it's a very specific clause in the Bible. There's also whole sections about women's periods. I don't even have heard any of these. This is Leviticus 15.

Thanks for cutting me the way on that. Whenever a woman has her menstrual period, she will be ceremonially unclean for seven days. Anyone who touches her during that time will be ceremonially unclean for seven days. Anyone who touches her during that time will be unclean until evening. That's when the germs die. So we actually ran it. You're looking up something there? Yeah, I'm looking up something different. You're looking up the picture you took?

No, what picture? You took a picture that said the same thing that there was a holy lake and women in their cycle were not allowed anywhere near it. Like stay away. You would not. I love bloody business. I love specific rules. Like one of the rules in the sign, it was like, you know, don't drink, don't do this blah blah. And one of them was beware of people who may try and take your attention by kicking dirt and rubbish at you. And rubbish? Yeah.

Like, that's such a weird rule. Like, very specific. It's very specific. I think it's because every rule is making me laugh too. Yeah, like the dude around me was crazy. I also love when you're driving down the road and there was a toll. And it's like, here's how you might be eligible to not pay the toll. You might have this. I hate the toll unless you, and it was like the sweltering in a contract

Put on to a sign right there was like 13 different items. It was like a Yeah, it was huge and one of the reasons why you might not have to pay the toll Gus is you might be the president of India. Oh, okay. Well, that's good that it's on the sign I can tell him like hey, you know They put it on like 50 signs. Was it President or Prime Minister? There's both. So it's two different lines.

That's what's funny about it. Is there a sign where the President doesn't have to put the Prime Minister does? He's like, oh fuck. You know what? And he should have taken the other road. But that's actually in the drop down. And I think it's your second time you have to switch.

It's all these drills. On some websites, like I think American Airlines or one of the airlines you select your prefix, Mr or whatever and it's really long like doctor and all the other ones and President is on there. What if you just put that on your travel? Why have that in the drop-down as something that literally one person can you? I'm looking at people. Hold on. I'm looking up at the eight-line assault ones. Well, there's presidents in different countries. Eight.

Well, there's other countries that have presidents. There's more than eight countries. They have presidents. Yeah. Not every country has a president. Does UK have a president? Prime Minister. That's not a president.

But how many presidents are there? You said eight. I just said eight as a number. But what did you say? Eight. I was booking a hotel. Because it's a number. Very specific. I was booking a hotel as San Diego once and this was the drop-down

Wow, what is it? Admiral saw I read some of them. It's a first lieutenant and send Lieutenant Colonel captain President professor Reverend general mr. Sir second lieutenant commander dr. Miss master misses misses with a period miss admiral Dr. and doctor Officer Miss major doctor and miss is doctor period Miss Admiral Dr. and Dr. She's for an officer or a Sergeant Doctor. Miss Major Dr. and Mrs. Dr. and Mr. Dr. and Mr. and Mrs. Miss Mr. Colonel and Lieutenant. It's on the fucking hotel website.

Wow. Yeah, why don't you just put Mr. Obama? Like, they'd still let him in. Could you like book your stay with one of those? I booked myself as Dr. and Dr. Because I was like like sure why not doctor like a master like president Barbara Dunkelman are they gonna question me when I get there totally an alarm guys off and I like get the nice sheets

it's just some woman being funny yeah I don't I don't recognize this president's name president dunkelman but no need and it's like there's no sense when no sense there's no sense to this organization either It's not alphabetized. No, because Colonel and captain it like the holistic. How do you find anything? I don't know. Why did you post this? This was forever ago. It was to been like eight years ago or something at Comicon. Did you see the video that made the rounds of augmented reality like a We'll talk about something else. I'll send it to Patrick so we can see it.

OK. But we did you guys, this is fascinating to me. But it doesn't seem to be fascinating to anybody else. Is that, Frank versus Frank, very popular channel, very popular couple, their YouTube creators, they broke up. Oh, did they? Well, they're taking a break. I shouldn't say they broke up. Oh did they? Well they're taking a break. I shouldn't say they broke up. They made a video where they're

taking a break from is this a prank one another and they're taking a break from vlogging. Yeah maybe it's a prank. Yeah I mean I'm sure they've heard that 20,000 fucking times but they seemed very very genuine about the whole thing. I feel like daily vlogging will ruin any of them. They said that and pranking that other. That was the pranking was they didn't do that all the time. They would literally vlog every day. And I think that could be so damaging. Like even if you did it alone, it's no privacy.

I would never want to do that. It's like constantly needing your camera around whenever you do anything. Yeah, and like you're not really living your own life anymore. You're making it, you're like every single decision you make would be thinking of the audience. Like, oh yeah, I'll use that. Oh, I'll cut that, I'll put that in. It's like like but then you're just making a video your whole life yeah unless you could actually turn it on and off between like certain hours

Patrick I'm sending you this video now I would never want to do that would you ever be a vlogger I think Pewdiepie said he did it for a month and a joke him insane who did? Pewdiepie I feel like even like doing the podcast I'll do certain things throughout the week to put myself in a weird situation Just have to see what happens just to you know have a story to tell I kind of imagine I haven't to do that like on a daily basis or really have to film it and create content that way. Yeah, sounds awful Thought hard work. Yeah, then they said that they were like living their life for the like you should go watching It's it's fascinating and they were upset. They knew that like their life for the like it's pretty good watching because it's it's fascinating and they were upset they knew that like this video would get more views than all of their other videos they've made

for like the last year and it's just like the notion that people would show to essentially rubber neck their uh you know emotional crisis what do you think about them having to do that publicly like that I thought what are they gonna do with it just gonna like go away and like not not do that you know I mean it's like we we face stuff do that. I mean, it's like, we've faced stuff like that before. I mean, Ashley and I didn't talk about being engaged, but it wasn't like a conscious decision or not conscious decision. I think we've... I think you mentioned it.

Yeah, we got engaged in January, so. But yeah, just one of the things that's like, I don't feel like we really needed to announce it. I think it's way more important to announce when you break up. I think that's pretty important. Because then everyone's going to assume you're together and when you keep living your life, they're like, well, what do you want? Yeah, we're so and so. Yeah, or something like that. Yeah, that's, you know, that I think that's a much more important thing. So yeah, and in their sense, yeah, they're known as a couple. They kind of have to do that. It's unfortunate that they have to, but I get to do, but I love stuff that's like so unbelievably

real. And they were like putting themselves out there They were putting themselves out there in such a way they said we're not doing this anymore But that's a that's a very real conclusion to that whole thing who knows they'll come back. They were huge I'm sorry. I should talk about the bottom and the past tense. They're on break right now the problem with the internet Is doesn't matter how big you are if you stop internet has internet has a very, very, very short memory. They forget stuff right away. So that's the concern of something. What are you subscribed to they have?

I mean, if you stop making money. Nine million? I think they have more than the Rucheev channel. Yeah, almost 10 million. You can be forgotten so fast. You know, like a FPS Russia, you stopped for a while. I think you still make occasional videos, but they don't get anywhere near the views.

You get to get in the comments. Because half of the people aren't there anymore. They're not waiting for videos. Yeah. Not even subscribed. They're probably just not using YouTube. Mayor using a different count. I don't want you to something else.

Yeah, it's crazy. You got to keep it alive. So I, there was a thing, and I'm not going to go too deep into this, but I found a thing, and I showed it to you guys and I showed it to you, Gav, where there was someone who, well, you're of the talk about this? We mentioned this briefly in passing in the patch. Oh, okay.

When we said, you know, we're very high level about it, we didn't dig into it, and we mentioned that we don't have any further information about it yet. So, somebody, somebody, I was looking at somebody's account who's in video games. And I saw the account. Somebody's in Twitter account.

Twitter account. Thank you. And I saw that they had a bunch of followers like what the fuck I said we more followers than them. I was like hmm that hurt like my ego So I like looked at their followers and sure enough they had like a bunch of egg accounts I was like I was like oh yeah, it's going on here. So I clicked on one of the egg You mean like haven't changed the default brand new and like the username is like Billy 561289421 you know and

So I looked at that account the two they to they followed, they followed that person, they followed person B, person C, person D, person F, like this list of people, including Xbox, Sony, and something else. Explanation, Xbox, and maybe YouTube, something like that, or Twitch, as well. And then I was like, oh, and I clicked on another count. Same block of people. And then I clicked, I like scrolled down way down further for another egg count clicked on it. I scrolled through that one, followed like 80 people, but all of a sudden in the middle of the 80 people

have followed, same block of people. Like literally the same block of people. Not really into this. Yeah, I don't know why. If I was investigating this thing, and it was like, this is crazy. It was like literally the same block of people over and over again. I probably looked at like 40 accounts,

like scrolling as far as I could. And it was like the same block of people over and over again. I don't know. I found that fascinating. And I saw like, I was asking anybody else, they found that interesting at all. Is it just like a group of people

you could buy as followers? I'm guessing so. Because that exists. Yeah. Or it's the same group of people buying the same group of followers. Right. I feel like it's a terrible marketing company.

I feel like it's too obvious because... Oh yeah. It's true. You can literally see. I mean, why not, what is stuff in them from using a different account per person who buys, well, I have no idea. I, or just like randomly sprinkling other people in.

Like sometimes there would be like a bunch of people from music, but then there was a section that was clearly the video game section, all those same people. It was like 12 people. And it was very clear, there's no relation between those people, other than the fact they constantly appear in this block, over and over and over and over again.

It's really bizarre. It's really bizarre. If that was a way to sort of... It's a marketing company, I'm sure, and they are doing a shitty job for their clients. Yeah, being that obvious about it. Yeah, that's really weird. You could probably sort,

which I don't care about. A Twitter account based on like those, like which Twitter accounts are followed by all of these accounts? And it would just, you could see all of the people who are involved. Oh. I actually witnessed someone who bought Twitter followers.

How do you guys even work? There was a girl who I knew from high school and I went on to her Twitter account and she had maybe like 400 followers or so. and then I went back to her account two days later and she had 3700 Whoa, and it wasn't like a new account where all of a sudden she's gaining followers like that It's like a real account. There's value in that like I know we've all I think gotten jobs or opportunities because of that I mean I hate to admit that But they're that number does actually have a value to start as engagement though and you can't fake that that I agree with that completely

I agree with that completely I'm always amazed when I look at like the number of like likes or retweets I have and then I see like somebody who has Many times the followers I do and they have a fraction of the likes and all that stuff. So I'm told that your videos ready It is let me say something first though. Real quick, because I'm just checking the email. Teddy, stop buying Overwatch loot boxes, dude. I can see it. Stop.

Stop. How many? 24. Stop. How much is that? He should have just bought 50. $21.64. So far.

I listen, I'm watching you stop Just see what I'm right now. I'm not kidding. I'm not gonna come out of your allowance God damn it. God damn it All right, I love you. I love you. All right, so this is an AR video. This is like this is like I thought is the best thing This guy visualized what an AR world would be like. So this is someone who has, we all talk about VR, and this guy was showing how AR, and I believe this, will actually be the technology that people walk around with all the time where it just takes our world

and mixes realities together. Right, it's additive information instead of replacement information. Which you know will just be over the top, like it'll be constantly in your face. It's like they're right there showing the texts like it's already looking down at your phone for text all the time anyway. What if it was just overlaid transparently in front of you? I mean this is what HoloLens is really. Yeah, HoloLens is a viable Oculus. But if you look to it like the top right there's like system updates and all that other stuff

just being ignored you know amongst all this other garbage. And in a minute, she leaves and goes, I think AR will be way more practical than virtual reality, but I think it'll be just the potential for abuse and just altering the world in terrible ways. It's just the potential too high. I mean, you gotta see this here. This is the navigation stuff.

This is actually really cool. She has a destination So it shows her like how to get to her destination and she's getting like loyalty points as she goes along God Jesus so her going on the city streets really cool if this was standard and you everyone had this and you could be paid an Amount per day to have ads all over your life would you do it? I think some people would I mean that's what these loyalty points you know what I would pay for a Little sign over people's heads that told me their name. Oh, that's in this Yeah It's like actually when you're like because you meet a lot of people all the time

Right let me ask you this though would you enable it so anyone can see your name? Nobody would have enabled so it's like, I think about like social media, right? It's like you can make it available to everyone or to friends or to friends of friends. So maybe enable it for friends of friends. I would do it for everyone. I don't care. It's my first time.

I can see that. I can see doing that. What are these loot boxes? Teddy, stop buying loot boxes. He bought another 10. I told you, I told you he showed told you, I showed you just about 50! He showed you just about 50! Stop it!

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Down there 30 days free. I actually like watching a live whenever I'm not on it. Yeah, I usually I'll watch it later But sometimes like if I'm in England and I'm jet lag and I can't sleep and I'm up at 1.30 in the morning It's always fun to watch it live It's always interesting to me when I'm not here and it's always on my phone for some reason Yeah, I end up watching it live. Yeah, it's normally I guess because I'm traveling It's like I'll pull it up and see like I don't know if it's weird because I'm rising or in my chair. It's weird because I'm I'm usually on it or whether it's just like fun to watch something live. Usually I'm like I could this could be me right now I sometimes like when you don't ask me to be on it because I was like oh I get to watch it now. I had that with the the extra live stream ones because we usually go for 24 hours or something

and you know you don't want to be on the whole thing. So I was like, I think I just hung out all of Saturday. I was watching it on and off. And I was like, I guess I'll go be on it now. And I watched it in the cab to it. And I got up to it and I was like, I can put this away.

Hey, I didn't miss it. I didn't miss anything. It's really pretty cool. Yeah, there's a really odd feeling. I think I may be a cynical asshole. What? Tell me if I'm correct. Okay.

So there was this very popular video a couple days ago of this woman wearing this Chubaka mask. Yes. Yeah. Total marketing, right? I do not believe that that was a genuine video. I think I think that's so real. I think it was totally real. I think that's so real. I think it was totally

real. I think it was just marketing. You don't know that stupid Chewbacca mask. How did you miss that video? That you bought. I don't know. It got like a hundred and eighty million views. And now the mask is sold out everywhere. Is there a way to get what you just said? The mask is sold out everywhere. I'm glad that you said that because I almost went to a store to see if the mask was sold out. And I was going to almost, I was almost positive that it would be sold out, which makes sense, right? So I, we have friends, and I won't name names here, but they have a big YouTube channel. And one of, one of them was talking to me about a much bigger YouTube channel that has hundreds of millions of views per video. And it's the unboxing channel, right? And their argument was nobody talks about this channel. Nope, they've never been to a party where they've, where someone has mentioned the ideas that

these unboxing videos were watched by lots of kids, right? That's what everyone thinks. But like, they've no parents and the parents have never mentioned this. Even though they tell them, I work on YouTube, they're like, oh my kid watches this lady on boxes, Disney toys all day long. I mean, some of these videos have a quarter of a billion views on one fucking video.

That's not. It's, it was, a couple of years ago, is that channel was a juggernaut. It was its own empire. And they made the points like, if that was the case and kids were watching it, all these toys would be sold out. That's what happens when kids watch these things

over and over again. They all want the toys. And they go, but so why isn't that happening? Why is no one talking about it outside of the YouTube ecosphere and how come these toys aren't constantly selling out? Sure enough, there's a viral ad for a Chubaka thing or whatever a viral video that features it of course it sold out everywhere It's like immediately people go out and buy it and that's a natural thing

So I actually I think that person might be right there might be something suspect going on with those unboxing channels They're all followed by the same twerid So you think they were paid full views I Don't know maybe is the money of a recycle round like so much weird stuff if you buy enough views do you get enough ad revenue? I don't know. I don't know. I guess you get it high enough I can see a situation where you could amplify to the point where it seems enough to where it ends up in the algorithm of Referred videos and then you're just off to the races. Like, I would be curious like,

how does your water balloon video rank now in the, watch this video next thing? Like if someone goes to the hydraulic press channel, do they go, oh, these guys like this, they'll probably like the balloon video as well. You guys, you probably getting a lot of traffic from the hydraulic press channel. I would imagine.

Yeah, we have a lot of copycat channels too when I assume we get traffic from those as well. What's a copycat channel? It's like other people doing slow-mo. In Laplamol. In Laplamol? In Laplamol? In Laplamol guys.

It's interesting though that videos like that just never die. Like if I upload a new video, I don't know if I've uploaded a video for maybe like once to three weeks, that will get like a decent amount of use, maybe a couple of million, but the old balloon video will also get the same amount of use. Is it in like recommended videos? Well, yeah, the whole point is like the algorithm's throwing out there just enough people that it equals my new video. I feel you. It gets recommended for me all the fun. Yeah. All the time. I see that goddamn video. Yeah, it went to viral heaven.

That's what I can say about it. It's gonna live there forever. All right, well, it's about time to wrap up. I'm upset about Austin. I'm starting to get upset with Austin as a city. Because of Uber. Starting to? The Uber thing upset me.

But also, it's like people don't know this, that everyone that's national news that Uber pulled out of Austin. They don't know that like a year before that, we essentially banned Airbnb. What? Or we essentially banned Airbnb. What? Or we locked them down. So they did a thing where you weren't allowed to short-term rent your property

unless you had a license from the city. And I was like, oh, come on. And they're like, no, it's regulation. This is important because of the hotels or having to compete against this. You have to have a license and you have to tax properly for it. And it makes sense. And I was like, okay, fine and you have to tax properly for it. And it makes sense. And everyone's like, okay, fine.

That makes sense. Totally makes sense. They go, great. As soon as those came in play, then they said, we're no longer issuing any more of these licenses. What the fuck? So they shut it down. It's a way they basically, there's no new growth for any kind of short-term rentals in

Austin, which essentially locks out Airbnb. And homeway, which is fucking East and Austin. Started in Austin. So then a year later we did the, but Uber did the thing, we're like, see ya and they just left, which was by the way, total dick move, the regulations for that didn't take place, didn't kick in until February.

So Uber was not gonna lose a cent until February of 2017. They pulled out the day after that vote. They absolutely made a stand. And my argument that I made on Twitter was, they put that on the back so their drivers, where their drivers knew the vote was coming through, but they could have given them notice.

They could have given them at least a month notice to find out their arranges. Well, they did have notice. But did they know? By like a day? No, they knew it was coming. They had noticed that it was a possibility. They didn't know if the vote was gonna succeed or fail. Right, but they knew that there was gonna be a pullout if it failed.

Yeah, so it's like, one out, pullout, two weeks is it, oh guys, we lost the vote, fuck Austin, we're leaving in two weeks. We'll give you a month to look for a job. I hope that when they come back, nobody uses them. I kind of do too. Yeah, I kind of do too. I will. But the new thing is, the new thing is,

it rains all the fucking time in Austin now, in the spring. Austin is broken, like somebody needs to reset. Oh, something's going on. The first, the first times I ever visited, there were actual summers, like summers of heat. Wasn't there like a hundred days in a row? The 100? It was awful.

It was, we always try to come with the number. It was like 75 days over 100 degrees. There were 100 days that year over 100, but it was 75 or in a row. Yeah, and now it just rains every day. It just fucking rains all over. No, no, no, it rains like five days out of the week. Sorry, I mean, let's be honest.

I'm out of the week. What is going on with the rain? That's like, six and a half. Clay per warming, ruining it. Like our lakes were like at the bottom. It was like, it looked like the Saracpick from Return to the Jedi. And now it's like, the dams are gonna break

because there's so much water there. Which is a good thing, you know, it's, you get us hope to people in California that that could turn around so quickly. But it's like, it's like, what the fuck happened to the city? And there's the other thing which nobody knows about is the fucking guy throwing rocks on the freeway. Did you know that happened three more times this week?

Oh yeah. Wait, it's still going on? That's all the time now. It's constant now, Barb. 13 times this weekend. 13 times this weekend. 13 times this weekend. How, it's still going on. That happens all the time now. It's constant now, Barb. 13 times this weekend. How are they not catching the sun? There's some mother fucker in Austin, who's throw, what?

He got caught tonight. He got caught tonight? Yeah, it was on the scanner. Hey, thank God. Oh my God, I can't believe he got caught. The guy throwing the rocks. So there's a guy who was throwing rocks off of overpasses on the freeway, or he was throwing rocks out of a car

going in opposite directions on the freeway. he was throwing rocks out of a car going in opposite directions on the freeway They were punching do people's windshields and like getting glass all over them if they were lucky or they were catching a fucking rock in the chest at 40 miles an hour because you don't drive ever faster than 40 miles an hour in Austin easily enough to kill you dude Lunacy lunacy just like it guys like a mental serial killer and it's like I just like what's going on and it's going on It is free time you sit in front of a camera and smile dude. I'm ready for Austin Our Austin's gonna be going nuts if they caught that guy. Yeah, that was a lot of that in the UK They were just hang bricks from string swing them down and they would hit fuck is wrong They would hit 18 wheelers exactly face height. Oh, there was talk on the Austin subreddit of people like trying to

Form up like vigil anti-groups to find this guy. What's sniping? Because there was a reward put out by the city for information who led to leading to an arrest in the case. So they're like, yeah, let's just all go and we'll find this guy and we'll just split the reward. It's like a posse in the old west. Police investigating total of 83 rock throwing incidents. 13 new ones reported over the weekend So could each one be treated as like attempted murder? There should be they should then his life right yeah, kill 83 people

Gosh is crazy. What is it take to do that? Take mentally rock go find a fucking rock all right You mentioned we're showing after the podcast. No, so we're wrapping up and Well, let'll see you guys next time. Get lost. Thank you guys for tuning in. Thank you for being patient waiting for us to unveil the new set.

We certainly appreciate it. We know it took a while, but we think it was worth the way. Bye. Love you. Hey everyone, thanks for tuning in. We have a special guest with us today for our supplemental portion of the podcast. We got the Lonely Island with us.

Hi. Nice. That's good. Thanks for coming out. Thank you guys. We wanted. Hi. Nice to have you on. Thanks for coming out. Thank you guys. We wanted to do this great to have you guys. We're huge fans.

So we're so excited to be here. Yeah, totally. You know, I'll get the fanboy stuff out of the way. Let's do it. You know, when we started, you know, RISG 13 years ago, I think early in the company, you know, we didn't do a lot of acting or a lot of live action stuff. But watching the content you guys started producing, it taught me early on that, no matter how dumb I felt while we were filming, I needed to commit to something.

Like watching the level of commitment you guys would put on camera was like, yeah, you feel stupid when you're filming, but nobody sees that. Of course, you see the final product, it's like that's really... No matter how dumb the joke, that's very nice. And you were editing it yourself, I assume, right?

I think Bernie... I mean, I just mean you were protected in that. If it was going to be bad, you could throw it away or you could fix it unless you don't trust them. Yeah. It's a safe place to sort of explore that and be like, Oh, I'm bad at this thing, but that actually doesn't make me cringe. Let's put that in. Even when we do stuff like it, like it will perform on a late night show or something like that we still ask them if we can go into the booth afterwards and be like Ack and we eat some things. Yeah, just because we always want to be protected obviously.

I just did the reality show the amazing race and that was the toughest part of it was like knowing that there's going to be somebody else like editing everything I did. It's terrible. When you've been in trouble. Yeah, yeah. How'd it go? How'd it go go can't say oh We finished it. It's like this is you didn't die you know actually by I didn't die spoiler But I took my I took my fiance with me in I mr. Deerly So no seated die. Oh, no rats we We'll find it is a spoiler. I think actually by the time this airs the finale for that will have aired

So everyone else will know but yeah, we won't we will so you're still in it So I can just say right now We have a little bit of an audience so in in studios. We probably shouldn't say that fair enough so I had a chance to watch the movie the other day and And I love it movie was great. We were there were a lot of unexpected cameos like I watched trailer And I was like oh well, you know, these are all people in the movie. And then you sit down and you're like, oh, there are a ton more people. You weren't expecting.

But I had to ask. So after I watched the film, I'd never actually seen Justin Bieber believe. So then I was like, I wonder how much pop star takes influence from that. So I started it up. And the first set that he said, the concert is like the same concert set That Connor for real has even in the It's laid out it seems like it's laid out exactly the same like that two level with the DJ Oh

Yeah, we looked at a lot of them and a lot of them had that we tried to go a little hard on the screens There's way more screens than most people have honestly so how many times did you have to watch this kind of like fluff Music doc we watched all over and over we watched the J. Lo one of them to watch the Beyonce like HBO one lot We watched Katy Perry part of me both Justin Bieber one direction, but like this is that yeah One direction was directed by Morgan spur lock. Yeah, was it yeah, it was quite good and there's a great shot in it They really like made it a little 3d You got to do three there's an amazing set up at the end, which is just all of them staged around a campfire in the woods Mm-hmm just talking about what you know what you fall in love with them all really

I think I should have a laptop what's that I feel like I should have a laptop I could be doing Detecting I'm sorry. I got some very important stuff. I'm gonna be with some stock trading, my actual job. I'm not doing anything important, I'm taking tweets, which I'm trying to vet through these stuff. That's important. Like, user names like, Scryla Killas 69, your mom sucks and stuff like that.

Scryla Killas? So that means he kills money. Did you guys ever do that? We started that out of time. Did you, like, what was your first email name? Did you have anything you better say? I'm sure it has. Mine was sophisticated at hotmail.com.

That was my DJ name. I wanted to be called DJs sophisticado. When did you drop it? What did you keep it? I may have been Jason Chan. Did you follow that up with DJ Unspellable? No, I wanted to be DJ Rumpel Skills Kid. Yeah, I thought that was kind of cool. That's a good one.

So I think of the Lonely Island a lot as far as being like, we can let you guys a lot. I appreciate that too. I really don't think that's true. I think it's kind of, I think about you all as being very in touch with the internet and very connected to the internet. You produce videos that get huge.

How does that affect you? How do you deal with that feedback loop? I feel like on the internet, you produce something. There's that instant comment box, or there's an instant reaction. I don't wanna answer for these guys, but for me personally, it goes right to my head. Anyway, I'm gonna give you all the insults. Yeah, in good company. And then what a subtle way to put it.

Yeah, and then thank you for telling me that stuff for the guy who's really confident. Well, I'm just happy you made a self-realistic comfort. I'm just trying to break the ice, you guys. I know it is frosty in here. It's a little bit. It's a real hostile environment. Yeah.

So, you know, you know, I'm a gentleman. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's actually answer that question. Sorry. No, that's fine. We were talking about wait, wait, wait, let's actually answer that question. Sorry. No, that's fine. We're talking about your diary. I mean, that's an answer. I don't know how you could talk about one without talking about the other.

How does that, which part? I mean, I would say, because I think there's two sides to it. Yeah, of course. It's like you post something and then there's tons of. I like it as a one way street. We're not, we're not taking much back. Well, there's tons of instant, you know, gratification like, oh, you're so great. This is the best. It's awesome. And then there's also the other side, which is you suck this the worst thing you've ever done. You're the best thing you ever did

with this. And it's all been downhill since there. So it's like, it's in my mind for me personally, it's always a balancing act. Like it's difficult to really try to reconcile the two and figure out, you know, where the truth lies. Obviously, the truth is not at one extreme or the other. But, you know, how do you deal with trying to find that balance in the middle? It's tough. I mean, you could get a thousand really, really nice comments and then you read the one that is like,

I hope this person shoots themselves in the head so they never procreate. Yes. You'll remember that one more probably than the nice ones. Procreation might not be on the table for that guy. No, but maybe not. But I wouldn't say that we take it like Kevin Smith's more probably than the nice ones. Procreation might not be on the table for that guy. No, but maybe not. But I wouldn't say that we take it like Kevin Smith's

that movie that they made about going and finding killing the people that like said the game they're gonna come strike. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like I take that to heart and I'm like, I was actually going to commit an entire project to get it back at internet. It's pretty funny.

It's kind of what Rhara Tui is about as well. That's the one that really spoke to me. Talk more about that. You see it with a Pixar film, Pat Naswald, that's the main voice. It's this Rhara, but he can cook. What? It's delightful.

It's really delightful. Yeah, I can see the parallel. No, no, it makes me. It is a parallel. It's about that reviewer. He's a big, cynical jerk. It's critical jerk. It's literally about the same thing. So yeah. I got to rewatch it. I can say that part. You just said it's about a rat that's like, you can cook. I rewatch it. I think upon further viewing, so it'll really show. I find it's way easier to get mad at professional critics than just, you know, people on

the internet. Way easier. Yeah. Yeah. And if they don't know what they're talking about, you're like, I think you're like, When we screened MacGurber here at its up by years and years ago, I remember getting online because I had one dude, I think it was a cinema blend, I want to call him out. And I was so mad at this review, because I was just like, we're this little movie and you need to sport those things,

because I mean, it's not like everyone has to like like everything, but I remember being so mad that I actually created like a fake name and like responded to his thing. I don't know what I kind of liked it. Like, lame thing. And all the names I've ever been. You were a commenter. You're really confessing about that day.

So we got the butt problems and I got diarrhea and I'm like a little, oh my gosh. Maybe a butt problem. I made a butt problem. You made me to fake account while on the toilet, you know. Yeah. It doesn't seem like you need to fake account. It seems like he's living, he's truth now. Very openly living out loud.

Yeah, he's living out loud. Gus, he was the CEO who made the fake account. He got busted. Oh, he was the whole food CEO. Yeah, they were gonna buy a company if he got on. And a fake name in like was trying to suppress their price by like posting a bunch of negative stuff about it. But in the middle of all that, we're posting that account made of talking about the CEO saying,

Hey, did anybody notice he got a new haircut? He looks really good. It was like, no way. It was really bizarre. It was like, on one hand, trying to destroy this other company stock price. And on the other hand, trying to inflate his own ego and... It was amazing. It was awesome. When I did it.

I was like, P.S. your most... By the way, the director of the movie seemed like a real hunk. I bet he doesn't have diarrhea at all. I'm really conditioned. I've heard how movies are totally not a way. Yeah, I do the same thing a lot where I'll go online and I don't always necessarily make accounts to say good things about myself.

I'll make accounts to say bad things about myself too Wait, really? Yeah, it goes back to the dichotomy It's like I want to hear both sides and it's like I don't want to your brain in your own mind I just want to read it like I want to say like if people are gonna say bad things about me What is it? I'm gonna type that now just type bad things about myself and see like Free and then you're hoping somebody goes hey man. You're wrong He's cool. You see you will come to your rescue. No, no, no I think if you're about just trying to see I want to find out the bad things people say about me before it shocks me

Like I want to see it on my own I see like you're doing like Eminem at the end of a mile Like tell these people something they don't already know that you're fishing for insult right? I'm fishing for insults That way like when I get hit with one. It's like yeah, yeah, yeah, I said it No, that's you guys that's fucked up There's something wrong. Yeah, clearly have you replied to one of your own like accounts with the other one? Do you have an argument with each other? Yes Okay, so I created so weird do you want to hear about this? I guess a little bit I guess. Absolutely.

Like, that was called deflamer.com. It's on blog, I believe. It's called deflamer. And it's about a recent divorcee who moves to New York City to become a firefighter. It's like a character study. We were just doing like posts from a character perspective. Yeah, and his life sucks.

And he's trying to get a job at the Hard Rock Cafe and he's like really excited about the menu and he and everybody hates him very clearly and and he's such a he loves Smoky the Bear obviously because he wants to be a firefighter and I made a video posted by the wacky arsonist who hates Smoky the Bear. You can find this on YouTube. So we can make a bear just goes around farting and says, I'm smoky the bear and I'm a dumb idiot. And then the wacky arsonist and deflamer have a battle

in comments where they're commenting on each other, so they hate each other. That's how we do it. And then we never told anybody about it. Or maybe not. Nobody knows about this. This is the first time I've ever seen. So that's like 10 years ago.

We were like, let's not tell anybody. Let's just let it live out there. And we'll never direct traffic towards it or have any way for people to find it. That's amazing. And then it became a thing in the feed of people coming to the defensive one. Yeah, be like, hey, this will be like,

I like the wacky arsonist. He's just like the silly video. Right, yeah. We really like the silly video. Do you guys consider yourselves at your core? Like, a digital group? You know, are you, I mean, what's your origin? How'd you guys all meet and how'd you get going? Well, when we met, and I met Kevin,

junior high school, and then we met Andy. We really all started hanging out the three of us early high school, like 1415. He was old and Berkeley California. I'm just holding my breath over here that incredibly, he's a true story, the song. That's what I'm talking about. And we know.

And we've been fun. Alien came down and demanded we inseminate it. That's what it was. You got to say, the civilization, that's another way to put it. Yeah, thank you. We all messed around in high school, and we didn't say it. But there was no camera equipment like there is today

that like, I mean, we had cameras and like, the high tape stuff that we were fuck around with but like but Yeah, you could just edit things on your home phone. Yeah, exactly But like I think about your earliest hits, you know like when I think about the first thing I that I identified you guys as a group for I might have seen your stuff before but lazy Sunday was one of the earliest YouTube hits I mean I think that's one of the things that put YouTube on the map as a platform. Because everyone wanted to share this thing that was on SNL, they couldn't go see it.

There was no NBC portal or anything like that. I'm sure wasn't even you guys that uploaded it. It was absolutely huge. And this is before Google, right? We hadn't heard of YouTube until Aziz Sunday. Well, I don't think many people have. I think YouTube was less than a year old at that point. Google existed.

Yeah, I think it was like six months. Yeah, and I think that, like Bernie said, it's definitely one of the things that legitimized it as a platform. It's like in this company exists because of that. Like I know I saw the episode when it aired and then I went to YouTube and that's how I found it. I think lots of people did that. Well, it wasn't us.

It would have been somebody else. I'm sure it's something. That is why they gave us so much stock in the comments. Yeah, that's why we're billionaires. That's why we're billionaires. I really like that, Chris. Yeah, us and the guy from history of dance are billionaires. Evolution of dance.

I think the two things I remember when John Stewart went on Crossfire and just blasted Tucker Carlson. Those lazy Sunday and that were like the two videos I considered that put YouTube on the map. I love that video. Everybody wanted to go. Everybody was talking about it and wanted to see it. I believe it increased their traffic by 80% and I'm quoting Time magazine. Really? Really? But if that's wrong, that's Time magazine's fault.

That's terrible. And that's why they gave us 80% of the company and why we're rich. I guess my only question to Kiva is what is a magazine? That's a very excellent question. There might have been something more relevant in 2005. I think it was a scene, actually. But I was one of those people that had, I think I had probably dropped out of watching SNL

and it was the digital shorts that hooked me back in. And I can imagine people were younger than me that that was their first introduction to SNL was the digital shorts that you guys did. Oh, I guess that's possible. Yeah, that's very cool to hear. It came like, me, I'm like, a huge viral marketing campaign. Yeah, it was like, show.

Bite size, you know, little bits of comedy. It's like, you know, this pre-producing, and then, you know, as YouTube, and as other internet sites take off, it's like an easy way to just spread it and market it and direct back. Yeah, so else better if it was a little internet. Yeah, if the internet had existed,

probably Wayne's world would have been a viral hit on YouTube, right? Yeah, sure, so it's been timing, right? Yeah, it's a good timing. I think it's a difference of technology. Like, you look at, you think YouTube, right? Yeah, sure. It's been timing, right? Yeah, it's a good timing. I think it's a difference of technology. You look at, you think about, if Wainsworld was a real thing, that's the kind of thing you would have shared on VHS tapes. Or you would have had a copy of a cock.

I mean, we did. Which is what we're under. They were covered in the show. This has a little bit of a Wainsworld vibe, you guys. Yeah, it's a little bit of a different kind of a thing. It's a great basement kind of a thing. Yeah, definitely. It's just like when Kramer finds the old Murgiffin set,

that was the old Murgiffin set. That definitely was living there. That was definitely the inspiration for the Red Arts. And we had some light runners that go through there. They're not on right now though. That's awesome. We should have made you guys enter through the curtain that would have been nice.

We could still do it. We'll go out through it, pick it up later, and then we'll tack it on. We're supposed to be getting a new set. This is our table. No, no, this looks great It's a Thor hammer and I hit the table with it the other day. Oh, it's the real shit That's real trying to convince Gus to uh can I re-break it? Yeah, sure. Yes, absolutely go for it Wait, there's like stuff on here be careful

Yeah, and there's like stuff. Let's do it at the end. We'll tack it on a top So it will start the whole seg you the end we'll tack it on a top so it'll start the whole seguit of the table be good for Kanye starting with it's matching then it just magically reappears that thing's heavy pretty heavy so it's the weight of it'll do it you're heavy man that's a strong solid hit you gotta strike right right I go for leg oh yeah, it's weird. Oh, there's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Hey. Oh, my god. Oh. So I can now say that I have collaborated with the 80s. I've never got a problem. So, yeah, the movie is pop star. Never stop, never stopping. It comes out June 3rd.

We're so excited. We do this everywhere we go, guys. That was a, that was a, that was a fresh, air-looter step. I was a little bored. Thank you for letting me do that. That felt great., very looong step. That's what it was like. Thank you for letting me do that. That felt great. It is, right? Yes. It was a very satisfying sound. Now I'm all comfortable. You should have like a like a sense of free meat. Shitty IKEA furniture at your home and when you come home every day,

just get a hammer and be like, oh, okay, go. Now time to relax. I feel like, yeah, I should have busted out like a pack of cloves. Do you feel sweaty? I don't know, you guys, that seemed heavy. It's very, you want sweaty. You're welcome to take down the other side of the table if you want to, you want to, you want to. I know, I know.

You're picking up with your feet. I'm good, man, like, then that's gonna ruin my little perch that I have. Yeah, this is way more comfortable now, the table, I like it a lot better. Are you mad? No, no, we'll keep it like this. Tell me if you're mad.

No, we're not mad, I'm not. We'll keep it like this. Tell me if you're mad. No, we're not mad. We'll keep it like this until we're finished. Was this from your house? It was. I mean, my grandmother gave us to me as she died. Hi. I lived. I mean, I lived.

I lived. I was, I had like $100 bill or something. I could have just been like, fuck. Yeah. Can we get a drink? Buy a new table of chumps. Sorry about the mess. Yeah, it was very alcohol-compony.

It definitely seems like a very, very conner for real from the top star bringing it back to the movies. That's right. That's right. That's the hammer in the beginning, the opening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He throws the hammer. I think it's a lot.

The movies all about an emotionally stunted person who doesn't know how to deal with the changes that are going on in their life. I was a huge fan. There were many laugh out loud moments. I wish we could talk about some of that. I got to see it. Bernie was unable to attend. It was great. I think it's coming out June 3rd. It was you guys. It was a soundtrack to that it has some songs that aren't even in the movie.

Can you say what your favorite song from the movie was? We can cut it out if that's spoilers. We almost harmonized on that. I would say what's your favorite man? Yeah That was shocking I was like just kind of watching the credits. Just seeing this all over the game. There's a whole other song here, right? Yeah, this is interesting. That was our hope.

I hope, you know, there's, yeah. We're hoping people who like the music sit through the credits. No, but it is crazy how many things we cut out of this movie, just because we really wanted to be tight. It's 82 minutes without credits. And we cut out a song with Acon. Oh god. Which is like, and it's a good song.

That's on the soundtrack. We have a song. Oh well, his song has a Lincoln Park on it now. The ****. Okay. Yeah, just replaced me. Uh, and I don't know what he's saying. But like, yeah, there's a tie.

All the songs are great. And like you said, the movie is really tight. I mean, it's just like laugh, laugh, laugh. It's just like set up, laugh movie is really tight I mean, it's just like laugh laugh laugh. It was just like set up laugh set up. I mean, it's just it's really good I think what you just said was our great hope You got validation from some guy on the internet I'm gonna see the trailer. I'm gonna click thumbs up Well, they asked you broke his table too if you're gonna make it on it you can just do those ones We don't need you doll. So I don't want out the internet. Okay. I'll just be me

I won't set up my fake accounts. Yeah, that's your grandmother is gonna give us a big thumbs down Should I feel shitty now about the table? Yes, I should do it I believe I was promised $100 somewhere I heard some mention of that all right Well, I wish we go check it out and get the soundtrack June 3rd pop star never stop never stopping. Yes Thanks for watching everybody thanks for joining us And I'm sorry about the table Sorry I'm going to go to the next one. Do you like apples?

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