Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Clean and the Dead - #401

Episode Date: November 8, 2016

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If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock Hello everyone welcome to the rest of podcast this week brought to you by Casper Harry's and trunk love thanks guys. Thank you for sponsoring the podcast. This week brought to you by Casper, Harry's, and Trunk Love. Thanks guys. Thank you for sponsoring the podcast. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Blut.

I'm Bernie. And I'm Gus, your kid. Not the most headroom on my angle there. You're not a nervous. Gavin is critical today, dude. Yes, sorry, we launched a minute late, so Michael's fault. Wow. Whose fault was it?

Oh, apparently it wasn't Michael's fault. It's 30 seconds to go for about five minutes. Oh yeah. What was that? What happened? It's a different thing. We demand one. Oh, Mondays.

Hate Mondays. Mondays, Monday, my Monday started off bad. I got here. You woke up. You woke up. I woke up. I got to rest in a live. I actually got here to the stage five.

Pretty early. Got a great parking spot Pull my car into it parked. I was like yeah one day ready to get back to work open up the door And there was a giant turd right there like where I was supposed to step to get out of my car like animal poo Yeah, it's like no not this was not a person poop. This was fucking. This is an animal bigger than a person rebel. It was like It was like the width of my fist that makes me angry like who's got your fist Some of the open in the that was the width and then it was like Oh My car park somewhere else and it was raining so it's kind of wet and had like that

All right, so the Nuff at a marriage a town in Adam. Well, was that who shit in the parking lot? I got Adam Ellis is fucking checking on the case and sky. So I think Alice been slacking. Maybe he was he left the dog shit in the parking lot. I got his oh Adam Ellis.

So Adam's watching the dogs. Adam Beard revealed something last week, which I found to be a little. Huh? Which was he was when was Blizzcon? It was like last week which I found to be a little... Huh? Which was... He was... When was BlizzCon? It was like last week. Was past weekend? Yeah. But he was...

He was watching Blizzard announcements when we were live streaming off topic. That's what it was. He was tweeting about all the announcements Blizzard was making while we were trying to live stream a podcast. I thought, that's really interesting because anytime anybody here at the company tries live stream anything when we're actually live streaming from the company he gets very mad. I was going to say the same, but he probably has his own secret internet that he can do. He probably does.

He probably has carved off a hundred megabits. And my old job I did that. I had a separate internet connection from the entire set of the company. It was just an ethernet cable on my desk. So I had my own internet separate from everybody else. This thing about the seas. Nope. It was paid for it. I guess I guess we ever paid the bills and you about it, but that was it.

It was like there was one drop in the entire building and it was on my desk. So when you get put in charge, you have all these responsibilities. It's step one. How can I make this better for me first? I found it. It was like it was already hooked up in the room and nobody was using it. So for the other asshole, that was like working there with me. Maybe, I was like, oh, sweet,

I just got a fucking run of these, I get cable to this and I got a final product. It's the promo company? Yeah. So I've been trying to download Battlefield 1 all day because I have been watching the Xbox dashboard like a fucking hawk, as I'm sure some of you have been watching it

as well because we announced today that our first app is about to go live on the Xbox dashboard. And on Apple TV, Apple TV, it's already out there. We're just kind of waiting for- Just went live. Oh, you're shitting me? Like 10 minutes ago.

Okay, it just went live. Hey, raise your hand if you're watching this on an Apple TV or an Xbox one. Ah, I'm gonna go next books one I'm not some Ah Where do you go Steve? So some hands put your shut back on so I really like the service book a lot my service book is decided It's gonna go sideways and that's it. That's the life I live now. It's it's just slid sideways

That's it is there an orientation lock there is and I did use it today, but it is not currently on restart it I just restarted it gosh do you get it use it hard? I guarantee it is not currently on. Restart it. You just restarted it. Gush, do you think it's used at hard? I guarantee it is. What's that? No, no, we were saying that. It's a piece of shit. Terrible. It's Microsoft.

Rotation lock is on. Well, that's probably, I can't turn it off. What a novel concept, Gavin. I'm trying to figure out how to fucking turn it off. The way I turned it on is by clicking this button. It's a tablet again and then do it. I just did that actually. It's only we could have like Adam Baird here,

but just in some ways. He's got some blizzard announcements going on it. So, bro. Yeah, if I had a fucking new Overwatch character on my laptop, maybe he'd be here to help me with this then. That was a cool short. Did you see it? Yeah, I did.

It was pretty good. Until I saw this short, there's been like this whole ARG about sombra and everything. I never put two and two together that it's a Spanish word until like the character started speaking with a Spanish accent and I was like, oh, okay, that's a sweet. It means shade.

Shade. Yeah, I just got out of Act from Mexico. I don't know, I'll fucking wear a Spanish. Like, as I made a pair of my- Did you learn Spanish at school? Shadow, I should say more appropriately. Yeah, what language, what language did Blaine take? Try to guess here.

Oh, what language would Blaine take? French. I I would say Italian because he could pick up girls with Italian I'd say Spanish because this is Texas But he just said he can't speak Spanish. No, I'm saying he knew it and forgot it is my guess So it was Spanish At UT at UT they have this loophole for athletes were basically in role in the community college that's in fucking like way out of nowhere Texas. If you're too buff and good looking, you'd have to take Spanish. Basically, if you play for the football team or whatever, they want you to pass so they make you go through the easiest community college.

What was the reason you played on the college football team? I didn't, I found out about the loophole and I was like, well, I'm signing up for this. And you signed up for Spanish in the middle of nowhere? Yeah, really beneficial to your education, huh? I got grades, I got good GPAs and I got a good job as a result. And you sent it for Spanish in the middle of nowhere? Yeah, it really is. It's really beneficial to your education, huh? What? I got good grades, I got good GPAs, and I got a good job as a result. I don't care. Yeah, but okay job.

Trust me, would you want to apply here? We look at your fucking GPA. So we'd like not a 3.5 or above. We really don't. We're not guaranteed that we don't do that. Graduated honors. Congratulations honors, guys. I had little tassels to show that I was special.

That means you're smarter than me. Have you ever hired someone personally? Yes. What do you look for in an employee of you? I don't know, it's different for every position. It's different depending on what we're hiring for. Do you Google them? Do you see if they make a pace for them?

I hired Patrick. I hired Adam Baird and I hired Bethany. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here.

They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here.

They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. They all still work here. for like four or five months, and then they would leave. And by the way, if you ever hear in an interview that you're overqualified, I know that's a really frustrating thing to hear, but it's a very accurate thing to tell someone

that they're overqualified for a job, because what the employer is telling you at that point in time is, the second you get any other opportunity, you're gonna leave. You're gonna be bored. You're really annoyed with this job. Hey, is your fit still broken? No, well sort of.

So people are saying if you have control, alt, and either left or up arrow it'll move it Oh cool now I have just have a bunch of apps on my screen and I can't get back to my normal just desktop Is this when windows D? Okay, let's do it. We were talking about like old being like aging and stuff like that This is Bernie. We're witnessing him aging right now. It's just like it's doing random shit on me I do I'm gonna get damn it. I feel like I'm in some beginner mode I'm gonna hand this over to Blaine. He's gonna fix it for me.

Come on, young whipper snapper. Let's see what you got. Get me back to the desktop. Oh my God. It's looking nice. As shitty as the new MacBook Pro is, my old MacBook Air still fine. No, that's yeah.

I did, I fucked with that thing too much. I think we get rid of that Windows 8 thing that goes over the top of the computer. You want to use? How did you get that up? Oh, is it gone? Blaine removed your password. What's your password? Just say top of the computer. You want to use? How did you get that up? Oh, is it gone? Blaine removed your password. What's your password?

Just say it in a while. No, that hit X on that. You'll see it'll go right back to the old mode. There was something that you started talking about last week that we didn't get to. They remembered about midweek. Well, what the fuck? Why don't you?

There it is. Yeah, you got it all fucked up. What, why would you spring that on me? I don't know. Google fiber. What I want, oh, fucking Google fiber. Oh my gosh, I'm strapping. When they announced that they were gonna put Google fiber

in Los Angeles, Gus, a lot of our friends, I think maybe we'll see Adela announced as well. I don't remember. But Los Angeles was definitely announced. And everybody, I seem to remember Greg Miller in particular. Maybe that he's in San Francisco then. So maybe it was San Francisco. Anyway, some fuckers on the West Coast.

They learned that Google fiber was coming there and they were all like, Francisco. Anyway, some fuckers on the West Coast. They learn that Google fiber was coming there and they're all like, oh thank God, we're finally gonna get Google fiber. All right, give me back my fucking laptop. Hold on, you little kid, get up my lawn. Didn't fix shit. What'd you do?

Yeah, in the settings mode, I got you halfway there. There you go. So we were saying at the time, don't fucking believe it. Two things you should never believe. Don't believe Google Fiber installation dates of when they're gonna arrive in your city. And don't believe Tesla dates when they say they're gonna release a product.

They're never correct. But to be fair, God, when you are pioneering technology, it's gonna drift. Well, fiber optic networks are not pioneering technology. No one here was, no one anywhere was offering gigabit as like cheap consumer internet. Anyway.

But building a fiber network is not pioneering technology. I mean offering it to the masses. I mean, we already have providers in Austin and Central Texas that do fiber to the home like Grande. It's not a gigabit, that was it. Yeah, they have gigabit. Wasn't the fall of Google fiber after? Wasn't Google fiber like a whole? Google fiber.

Everyone has to get it now because of Google fiber. The the hardware that already existed that was not the difficult was there a bluff just to get the other Internet there we go there's exactly it so be annoyed at Google five of it You have your gig a bit connection to thank you have them to thank for it which gig I have a ATT gig a bit right yeah Yeah, that's a thing in Austin there are if you count Google fiber there are three different service providers They can offer you a gig a bit and then time Warner or spectrum or whatever the fuck they're called now offers up to 300 megabit and all of that happened because Google fiber announced they were gonna be here I switched from time Warner to AT&T and I thought I'd switch off a 300 megabit connection. That's too slow Well, do you you switched off of Google fiber to AT&T?

So I said you weren't listening. I wasn't listening. I'm trying to fix my fucking land. It's fine, do you you switched off of Google fiber to 18T? So I would say you want listing. I wasn't listening. I'm trying to fix my fucking last time. It's fine, but you know, off of spectrum as they're known now. Why time Warner? Why do I think it's after the charter acquisition? Okay. This is like the merger between charter and

they're just like are they just growing bigger and foreign language at this point? Do you speak in a cool technology? I read something today. Apparently, I left up some like crazy apparently. It left up some crazy mode. It's like installing shit now. It's just off the charts. Let's see if you can get it to a blue screen.

Now we can. Do they get rid of the blue screen? That's still a hell of a nine. Yeah, they just changed something else. Black screen. Yeah, now it's like the... So apparently, this is... This is a thing with dial.

Technology been developed, well, you don't have to cremate someone now. Go ahead. This is like CG video I watched. They slide in this corpse, blast it with liquid nitrogen, completely freeze it, solid through. And then the table that they're on vibrates and shakes, and they crumple to pieces and to dust,

and then they freeze dry it, and then you can be buried in like a lump that's about this big. It's T1000s them, bones and all. What do you think? That's T1000, that and T2. Yeah, yeah, yeah like a lump that's about this big it's two one thousands them bones and all What do you think that's two one that and T2? Yeah, yeah, I guess What's fucking cool? It's actually part of physics. It's not just part of the terminator. No, no, no James Cameron in a minute So I was trying to get the story place like But so she what doesn't tell me my movie teeth. What doesn't what would take more energy?

Gus to make enough heat to incinerate a human body or to make enough liquid nitrogen? I think the thinking is, is that when you're an eighth grade science experiment, when you're buried and you're a charred mess, you don't really provide as much nutrients to the ground of the plants, but if you're frozen and still bitty. Let's not twist.

It's not, thanks, I get the thing. So, you can grow plots out, yeah. Why, why? When you saw out. Why don't we outlaw in bombing? We're sure. It's just like, That's just mathematics at some point

that we're gonna run out of materials to make people if we don't like. Also, you're filling them with chemicals so that they don't decompose naturally. Right. And that, so they're never gonna go away. You put something like that in the ground, you're contaminating that area.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. It's like, not be allowed. And it's like that, all those materials are not. Oh, here it is. Oh, at least you should stop earlier in the video though, because that, Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

It just fucking liquefied. It looked a lot like the terminator. Yeah, it looked a lot like that. Ha ha ha. My, one of my great uncles used to work, I don't know what he was doing. I think construction or something like that. One point free spot is a smash.

One of their exuming corpses in moving them to a different cemetery because they were gonna build on the old cemetery. You two, stay the fuck away from your uncle. And back in the day, they didn't know, like they didn't have the machines to something like that to know if someone was dead. And that movie was called Pultra, guys. They didn't know, like they didn't have the machines and stuff like that to know if someone was dead. And that, what we was called, poltergeist.

They didn't, Gus, they didn't have the machines to know whether or not somebody was dead. They didn't have the five signs of death yet. Well, they didn't have the machine, you know, that machine, the death machine. The, the, the, the deathometer. What? Listen, no, they didn't have like a heart rate monitor

and stuff like that, like this is way back when it's go. That, so anyways, they're assuming these bodies, sometimes the coffin would fall apart because it's been down there, it's been decomposed and so like that, and they'd find bodies like, are they'd find like, you know, scratch marks within the coffin because people would be buried alive. No, they're fucked, they're sick. I shit, you know what I'm saying? They were screwing with little blame.

No, no, no, no, my mom told me that. How many they've mined like a half dozen of these? There's a pretty good amount. I don't know, I don't know. I'm probably used to get you get buried alive all the time by are you calling my mother a liar? I'm not calling your mother a liar you're calling my mother a liar. I'm saying your uncle's a liar He told your mother a lie and she passed it along because you trust your brother. She's a brother There's like no, it's her it's her uncle. So it's my great uncle. She great So her uncle her uncle decided to play a practical joke on his niece

It's not a practical joke, it's real. And then the ex don't lie. The ex that my mom is at ECK. We should use a deathoscope on that stuff. Also, my grandma almost got buried alive. She had like a super like heavy cold. They started getting her body ready and something like that. Apparently what they used to do is they cut off a lock of hair

before burying you because you have a lock of hair, whatever. I don't know why. And they poked her with the scissors when they cut off a lock of hair before burying you, because you have a lock of hair, whatever. I don't know why. And they poked her with the scissors when they're cutting her and then it woke her up. So can you imagine being in that funeral? Where it's like, do you think that happened? I think it's like,

I guess it's like, Did you go up looking at ancient Native American tribe or something? I mean, what do we learn in here? A part of American. It's looking at my belt. Blaine is like from the 12 archrits when they didn't know how to bury people.

Look at my belt. Here's America. Here's a really interesting thing though, is that his uncle dug up bodies and moved him. Right. Spoiler alert for a movie that came out in the mid 80s, Pultergeist by Steven Spielberg. It turns out that it's Tob Hooper directed,

I don't want to get like people yelling at me, that Steven Spielberg didn't actually direct them. Tob Hooper? Well, Tob Hooper. They moved the bodies, and they built a suburban neighborhood over the old cemetery, but they didn't move the bodies.

That was the big trick. So that's what caused all the spiritual activity in the area. My uncle, to bring this back around to the uncle story, my uncle, is not my great uncle, but I would make it really very coincidental. My uncle is in the movie, Poltergeist, and he's the guy that they explain it to

that sets up the whole premise for the movie. He's the guy looking at a house, and Craig T. Nelson, his character, explains to my uncle Noel Conlon how they relocated stuff. They built the suburban area in phases. Broadcast, find that, I want to find the clip. What does your uncle look like?

He just looks like a dude from the 80s. It looks like a home like a first-time home buyer in the 80s He fucking he he the entire time I've known him He is never hit zero in the death a meter not one time. It's very healthy individual Wait is zero means no death though. It one is death What does this he look like? Don't they don't like it's a heart rate monitor. I think I was referring to a heart rate monitor. Is this guy close to that? Is that him? Okay, so that's the scene, that's Craig T. Nelson's boss.

No, they're in a kitchen. I don't think they're gonna have this, still of this shot. He's in the kitchen talking to my uncle. You don't know what my uncle looks like in the control room, but look up Noel Conlon. And you'll be able to find him that way. Yeah, there you go through a ZIMDB.

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I don't care, I don't give a fuck what I'm supposed to make. The necroscope. Like, what would that look like? A body that's been frozen solid and then... We just saw what it would look like. It turned out as it. But then, if you just thored out, are you just left with like, someone went dust?

Yeah, like someone went through a grinder. Yeah. It seems like you would be... It could be, like, so. You could just feed a body to an animal, not be no energy at all. Would you be okay with that? My body being fed to animals?

Sure. Yeah, it's fine. I'm dead. I think it depends on the animal, but I think I'm okay with it too. What animal is unacceptable? Pig. Snakes.

Why? I don't know. She asked me, that's big. Would you donate every organ in your body? Are you an organ donor? Yeah. Is there any that you wouldn't? No.

I wouldn't want to be eaten by an animal that humans don't eat. Do we? Oh, yeah. Do we? Yeah, like, I wouldn't want to be then be... I wouldn't want to be by proxy. Yeah, I wouldn't want to be eaten.

Litty throw one out. Spuds, I would take. I'd be pecked to shreds by crows. Wolves, that'll like. Crocodile? Yeah. You're good. If I could be swallowed whole by a snake or crocodile, that's even better. No snakes. by crows. Wolves? That don't like. Crocodile? Yeah. If I could be swallowed whole by a snake or crocodile, that's even better.

No snakes. I think crocodile's not swallowed whole though. I mean death row. Yeah. So worse, according to crocodile dandidae, they tuck you up in a log and then come back and chew on you later. I forgot about that. I don't know why I remember that.

It's like stupid things you remember when you were a kid that you see. I remember crocodile dandidae scared of the shit out of me about how a crocodile kills somebody needs them. I remember that. It's like stupid things you remember when you were a kid that you see. Remember crocodile that needs scare? The shit out of me about how a crocodile kills somebody needs him. I remember my mom telling me about my uncle of a swimming body. Yeah, my dad, he had a job as an alligator wrestler. No, but I would, if I were dead, I would not care.

Like I've always said that I don't even want to be embalmed. I guess they have to embalm you because- They embalm everyone. I think they, I think it's like standard practice. If you're gonna be cremated, though, do you? No. So it's just wax, you're just a candle. Right?

You are the wax. I just think like bury somebody under tree. There's a thing where you can get an urn now and they put a tree as part of it. They plant the whole thing. I think that's dope. Cause I like the idea of you becoming a tree. Yeah, that's really good.

Yeah, like when they just tuck you in a fetal position. Trevor Reedney, Orison Scott Cardbooks, I'm asking knowing that probably no one has. That's really insulting. Did you read anything beyond the Ender's Game? No. So xenophobia, there's this thing about animals becoming trees. It's like a second stage of their life where they like, the trees are alive and they communicate slowly over a long period of time.

It was nice. Time moves differently for a tree. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. And it's the way they communicate with each other is very drawn out. How fucking lame would it be to just get to a tree? It's a bit of a move.

I don't know. I'm not gonna say that I'm so... You're a wolf and you're part of the wolf and you get to go hump other wolves. Why is it all, okay, okay, I wanna say something here. What? Why does it always come back to pumping and sex with you because we talked about this Because I'm young and I'm talking about this tree thing before and you said that it would be awesome to be a tree and have like your grandkids

Under you losing their virgin make eight corns all day and now you're talking about Being in a wolf so that this wolf can hump other way you get a lot of blame You can like in the spring you fucking pollinate all over everybody take it take it you drop you drop that pollen all over cars You're People's cars live dude. It's the 11th make up people sneeze burning change my mind. I'll be a tree Pollaming straight up people's noses Making up sneeze We're allergic to it

Climbing it's coming allergy season in Austin's coming. Oh, no, I, uh, climb me hard. By the way, it's coming. Alex, he's in an awesome coming. Oh, no! I like, oh no, but I don't even move. I don't have any towels. And, uh, God, that is the lamest thing.

Gavin just spilled his beer everywhere. Didn't move a muscle. Like, didn't attempt to like, I don't have anything to absorb. Just let it happen. What would you have done there? You want to pick it up, but you want to go on the cotton.

Sit, sit, sit, and made it stop. I could have done that. You went to Blaine and I went to Brandon's wedding over the weekend and he, Brandon, I had just had a new drink put down right in front of me. Brandon came by to say hello, you know, as married couples do. And he got to the table, then immediately with his arm, just knocked my entire drink right into my lap. Like it went from the time it was to the table, then immediately with his arm, just knocked my entire drink right into my lap.

Like it went, from the time it was on the table, two was in my lap and might have been about three seconds. Can I ask you a question? When you do that, when you knock over a glass, you've done this before, right? It's awful. Do you guys get an adrenaline rush when that happens unlike anything else?

Do you have anything like that? Would I knock something over? I don't know, I have a reaction to it. It's like, I'm like, Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan where the whole world gets flat and like I hear things from a distance. I do, I get like this really, and it only happens when I knock over a glass with water.

Oh, are you spilling a glass? Holy ovation goes like, I just dive out a window. No, it's like, I get like this, like, this is like reaction. It's like, oh my God, it's like, and I don't know why, I don't know why. So you guys don't have that at all, ever. I know I get a little bit of rush

because it's just like, you know, like, it's like a big- I get that pulse of, if I catch the drink before it spills, you get like, yeah, that was cool. Yeah, that was cool. That's about it, though. Then you gotta find a way to play it off. It's like a trick shot video where they throw

the basketball bounce off the roof, hits off the windshield of the car and then goes into the hoop. The guy, you can tell he's been doing it for five hours. And the best videos are that he just walks away like no big deal. But they can't ever do that because they've been doing it for five hours. So they always freak the fuck out. To me it ruins the video. They should just go. And then just leave.

You know what I mean? But they're cool. I can understand why they can't bring himself to do that. Jeff and I had that reaction when we were doing it virtually in Skyrim, tossing cabbages that one time for Trickshot. Oh, remember that? Tava seats. I was in the other room.

I heard you guys. Everyone came in like cruises. There was a video on, or a gif on Reddit where it seemed like they were playing off of that where they had cabbages. Did you see it? Dic-butt. Yeah, and then paying over to the huge dick butt made they had cabbages. Did you see it? Dic-butt. Yeah, and then paying over to those huge dick-butt,

man, that cabbages. That was pretty funny. Yeah. I actually thought it was your video right up until that moment. It looks the same. Yeah. Well, it's the same game. It's the same game.

Are you playing Skyrim again? No. Although I did something today that I can't believe that I did. What'd you do? I loaded up Minecraft. And what to play Minecraft? Because I was gonna download Titanfall 2 to be able to talk about,

it's gonna play some of the campaign and talk about it in the podcast. But our internet, it's a first of all, it's a 45 gig install. What's that about? 45 gigabyte game. What do we, that's enormous. How big do you think it, blue ray is?

They're all that big on this big, fancy games. To be clear, this is the digital download. You're not taking it from a disc and it's all the stuff. That is correct. If a game clarifies, his internet speed has no bearing on how fast he copies data off of a disc. You send it from the disc through the internet

and then back down. Somewhere a wolf fucks it and then it comes back down. But I mean, a Blu-ray is 25 or 50 gigs right depending on member of layers. Yeah, so it's gonna be one of them 45 gigs is like that's too much for a game. No, it isn't not we've installed I've installed games my whole life think of what is on that disk eight gigs. That's all you need for a The textures never developed a game Gryff Paul that's about it That eight gigs all you need. If they can make Halo, how big's Halo?

Halo's pretty big. Like 30 gigs? Halo. 45 gigs too much. I like a lot of gigs because I feel like I can get my money's worth. Really? If I pay 60 bucks and it's 12 megs, I'll be like, what is this? Well, I couldn't download.

When it launched Halo 5 took up to 60 gigs. Halo 5 took 60 gigs. Oh, it's a pretty game. It's too much too much That's what you do with that people are just sticking stuff in there like recipes and text files and stuff to get up to six miles on big I know but I'm saying it's like they're just padding at that point to be like like you like they want to please the guy who downloads it and is who wants 60 gigs anyway Like you, like they wanted to please the guy who downloads it and is who wants 60 gigs. Anyway, after three hours, I was 10% of the way through the download for Titanfall 2, so I said, fuck it. I downloaded and installed Minecraft instead. I don't know what made me do that. I almost was late for the podcast because I was playing Minecraft. You just re-border and wanted something to play? Yeah, I was just guy. I was thought, I'm gonna play a video game.

I get that feeling. So your thought process was, I'm gonna stop the download of this one game that I've been waiting on. Well, because it was done in waiting to download another game. Minecraft for instance is only like 18 gigs. No, I think to Minecraft. It's like five megs. How big is that game? I think it's just a few gigs isn't it? It's not I don't think it's a few gigs. I mean I know that Minecraft is very fully optimized. What's that on the Xbox one? No. What?

I have never played Minecraft on the Xbox. It's on the PC. I don't think I have a single achievement. My kids might have accidentally gotten an achievement for me. No complaints. But, uh, yeah. Minecraft needs about 200 megabytes of disk space. There you go.

That's a game. Two and a half billion dollars. They pay for that game. People are arguing that it should be 20. What should be 20? 20 megabytes. Somewhere between 20 and 20 megabytes, depending on world. That's as opposed to 45 gigs.

It's the textures, high quality. I'm telling you. Sound. I have no list that I haven't played Titanfall 2, so I don't know. Might be worth the 45 gig download. We'll see. I would say this. But I'm saying to think you make Dr. Strange Dr. Strange is gonna be like eight gigs That's you know tell me Titanfall 2 is gonna be better Dr. Strange the fuck out of here with that

I saw Dr. Strange I saw the first hour of Dr. Strange and then had to leave you don't like it. No, I got sick. I know No, yeah, I felt they had a death to meet around me I saw the first hour of Dr. Strange and then had to leave. You don't like it? No. I got sick. Nope. No, yeah. I felt they had a death of me around me. And it was really start to ping. No, I got invited to go to the IMAC screening for Dr. Strange Thursday. But I forgot I had booked a speaking engagement

for the University of Texas's longest running speaker series. And so I was like, couldn't say no to that because that's my own motto. And I forgot that I planned it like six months ago. I actually had my calendar is November 9th. Luckily, the dude wrote me and goes, hey, we're going to see you on Thursday looking for it. And I'm like, oh, whoa, shit. November 4th, not November 9th. Or whatever November 11th is what I had.

It's funny because spoiler alert. That's my uncle, no. Hey, I like it. You don't want to say it. No, that November 9th. Or whatever, November 11th is what I had. It's funny because spoiler alert. That's my uncle, no! Hey, I like it, I don't want to say it. No, that's my uncle. That's my uncle. That's my uncle. That's what I do. Hey, who's that handsome guy?

There's a guy on the top of the conlan. You should get those glasses. He was also on a, you might remember the show. He looks like Robert Culp. I think everybody is from the 80s. Thanks Mike for finding that. It's, thank you very much. It's Dick Clark and Edmigman's prank show.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, that's it. Cooper's in practical jokes. Yeah, yeah. He was like on that a couple different times, like at like part of the joke. Like he was a used car salesman. They're like made a guy by a gelapi, you know, or something whatever of past is like a really edgy joke

in the 80s. I still love that show. No, no. They're little cartoons. And they're little cartoon janitors. We've been everything up. The broken light bulbs and stuff. Somebody, I saw the funniest thing the other day,

which was like the progression of privacy on the internet, which was, it was Uber, it was like, 2000, don't give anybody, don't talk to anybody you don't know online. 2008, don't get anybody's stranger's car, you know? 2016, literally use the internet to get a stranger to come pick you up in their car. And this is them talk at you for however long your car ride is.

No, taxis are 10 times worse. Taxi, I have to go to, I know you all gotta go to here by the time Uber's killing them. I know, a taxi ride is like a 20 minute commercial for Uber. That's exactly right. Yeah, you need to know how to shut it down, telling you. You're too friendly in the first response. You gotta be just flat with your first response,

like fine, how are you? And that's always am, trust me. I am not a friendly person. Yeah, does this a master, that's just. And they still, they still are unrelated. Why don't they talk to me then? Which, no, I'm insulted. I don't know.

Nobody ever had chats to me. I got a friendly face, I guess. The key is headphones. I'm just playing headphones. I felt very lucky when we were in Mexico. Yeah. Because I could just play dumb. I couldn't speak. So you'd get in a noober.

I'd be like, it's great getting in a noober in another country because then you just like, I don't know. I got told that I speak very good Spanish for a Korean. I was doing some shopping. I guess Kia built like a big factory down there. So there's a bunch of Koreans in the area now. Yeah. And the woman assumed I was there with the Kia factory.

That was a crazy fucking wedding. Yeah. It was like any good stories? Yeah. We went to, we went to, how was that place called Sesame Street, but like Mexican Sesame Street? Plaza Sessimo.

Plaza Sessimo. That was called. This was the most surreal theme park because it was like barren. There was like no one there, but like maybe 20 kids running around. And it was one of those things that they didn't have the park fully staffed.

So there were some rides that were shut down. And there were some rides that you'd go up to them and then they would break. And they'd be like, hey, come back in five minutes and you'd go back and you'd go away. Seriously? Yeah, we did it too. There was one, I mean, that was like, hey, come back in five minutes and you go back and you go away. Seriously? Yeah, we did it too. There was one, I mean, that was like,

it's spun you in the air. I thought I was gonna die. And we could hear like the engine back firing while I was right. No shit, that was awesome. It was such a weird, like Barbara got kidnapped by the pink one. I don't know.

And then they followed us around the, what's the reason you got kidnapped by the pink one? There was like a pink, like, whatever the fuck, muppet, sesame thing. That's me, she was pink Elmo? No, so it was a girl pink thing. I don't know. Yeah, they grabbed her by the hand and started leading her away

and we were like, ah, ah, ah, ah, and the natural wildlife, oh, it's like, it's taking her. We'll never see her again. And did you go, Gus? It's followed us around. No, I would've liked to, gone. It sounded like a really fun time. You were in Mexico, what do you go? I went all the way down to Mexico. So they just, you went all

the way down to Mexico with Gus. Yeah. And then didn't invite him when you guys went out. You literally went as a group. Did you go in the bus with them? I didn't. I was out of town. I hadn't seen you before then. I don't know if I was in town. Did you fart in the motion? I did fart a lot in the bus though.. That bus is not in the bus. Gus is not saying anything about Gus is looking straight ahead of this computer. I'm looking for information right now. Sorry, looking for information.

About plot assessment. I'm trying to find out the name of the pink character. Yeah. Elmo. It followed us around, though. We were into a gift shop. It looked like a gift shop from North Korea because there was no one in there.

And there was not that many things being sold. And then we looked outside and it was like looking in it as like watching us. It was funny, but it was also got a little strange. No, we discussed it. We listened to you talk the way you described it. It was like a gift shop in North Korea. It's like so fucking special.

It was like, oh yeah, of course. You know exactly what that's like. Yeah, it's like a convenience store in Yemen. You know those Yemeni clerks. I can't give shop in North Korea. How many of you been in? How does it feel to be better? How does it get unrelated? It just seemed like it was just a very empty

place that has like really strange things for sale. What do you think is the most unrelatable simile that's ever been cut? I don't know. I'm so excited to give it. I can't even imagine it. You know when you're digging a hole on the moon? When you find yourself in a penguin day. But on the way back, since I didn't take the bus,

I flew from Monterey to Houston, the Houston, Austin. And you guys know there was, I guess, a lot of bad weather over the weekend here in Austin, lots of rain. So when I was flying from Houston to Austin, normally it's like a 45 minute flight. You probably even less, but it took like an hour and a half to fly around all the way there. And I could tell, like we're getting ready to start a descent.

It's like, okay, I need to run. I'm gonna take a piss. And then like right before I get up and you go to the bathroom, this woman gets up. We go to the bathroom, like, all right. I'll wait till, I'll wait till she's done. And she wasn't taking the dump or something because I'm sitting there forever.

And then finally she gets out, like, okay, okay, I'm gonna run back there and take a piss. So I run back. The C-Belt sign is on at this point. And we finally she gets out like, okay, okay, I'm gonna run back there and take a piss. So I run back, the C-bell sign is on at this point, we're beginning our descent. All right, I'm gonna zip my pants, standing up, start peeing, the second piss starts coming out of my dick, target us. And it's like a fire hose that you can't control. So I'm like trying to aim, piss into the toilet while the plane's doing this.

Tryna have a moving target. Are you one of those people who lost a job? When you start, you can't stop. I cannot stop. I don't understand that. I cannot stop. I can stop for like 10 seconds, but I'm not gonna be able to stop and put my pants back up.

Yeah, I'd have to go back to business. If you can't half empty. And this was not. But I can stop too. I can like. This was not a brief moment of turbulence. This was the beginning of a long period of turbulence. Oh really?

So I stand there, I drenched that bathroom and I was trying to get out, but the turbulence was so bad. I couldn't open the door. Jesus! Because it was like I would try to push it, but then I would get like thrown back. So I couldn't- So were you like coming bouncing off the ground? Yes, it was very rough. It was very rough. And where were you at this point? Between Houston and Austin. Between Houston. So, okay, so you were coming to Austin.

So, like, eventually, I managed to shove my way out of the door and I'd come out into the galley and the flight attendant is literally sitting on the ground. Wow. She's like sitting on the ground, bracing herself with the cart. She looks at me and she goes, you better sit on the ground too.

So I had to sit on the ground with the flight attendant in the galley, which I wait for the turn to the side of of it and she was like okay run run to your seat. It was some of the worst turbulence I'd experience and it was right when I had my dick in my hands. Did anyone have a perfect time? Did anyone laugh at you when you came out and sat on the ground? No. Did they sat in your self at all? Huh? No I did not. I managed to avoid that. I'd like to imagine Kay would't just like covered in piss drenched I think you just clean the bathroom. No, I was trying to get out of there really so you pissed all over the bathroom

And you didn't clean it. I think I just found my dream episode slim my god I was just trying to get out of the turbulence was really bad So you pissed all over bathroom it did not clean it up. I don't know, man. It was life or death. How far off target were you? It was in the vicinity of the toilet. Good old, the door of the toilet.

Did you piss on the flusha? No, I don't think I got any on the flusha. Okay, that's the only thing people touch in there. True. And the tap. You're probably gonna sink at that point, just pissin' the sink. Cause it's like right there.

That's a small hole there. Yeah. But it's like at level, so it's not like there's no trajectory to the account. It's less physics and whole. All right. I was just trying to stay on the bull. Stay on target. Stay on target.

Sit down. So why do they want you on the ground? I could have. I guess I could have. I'm crazy, but they don't would have come back up on you. They want to mind the guy. I guess because they want my head too close to the roof since I didn't have a seat belt on.

They don't need a bang head. I don't need a bang head. I don't need a bang head. It's not about falling down. It's about topping out. What if you knocked yourself unconscious? I thought about it. So they'd come here, your dick is out. You're like, I thought about it.

I had like one hand on the ceiling, like trying to make sure that I didn't hit my head. Airplane bathrooms too. It's like this little slope. Yeah, that's slope right there. That mean you're, for me, I'm practically hitting my head out of anyway. So you must be in the same situation because you're, for me, I'm practically hitting my head out of it anyway. So you must be in the same situation because you're just barely shorter than I am.

Yeah, but that always is. I'm not shorter than Bernie. Yeah, absolutely. I'm tall as per. You know, there's toilets. That is boring. Adam Ellis. Adam Lerd.

No. Brian. I'm at the real company. That is fucking thing we have today. You know, those toilets though, they're not the kind that have water in them already They usually just sort of locked in so when you piss in them they fill up So if you were doing twos It would be storing all of your piss and poo and if that was when turbulence here. There's no way when I've sloshed

Oh into your Why why did your mind go to this? Because it was so gross Yeah, it's a good point. Sorry, it was excellent point. I mean that must have happened before I went to button I wonder if a poo has ever left from the bottom of the bowl out onto the floor in a plane What do you do Gavin that happens to you? What are you doing leave do you do a gust you get out you leave really? It's your turn which you do it's like the parking it's like the parking lot

Like I said, I'm a fine day now. There's a shit on the floor. It's gonna be a What you do, it's like the parking lot. So it comes in, like, I was like, I'm gonna find a, now there's a shit on the floor. It's gonna be a piss-so-todd. You know what I'm gonna be, it's a pick up in one piece. It'll crumble. Blaine, take your pictures with it. He's thinking selfies with that.

That happens. You know he is. You almost do that to yourself. Yeah, I'd probably just apologize a lot and be like, I can't handle that. Just a giant, probably poly on the ground. Oh, I'd ask for gloves. You do anything with rubber gloves.

You would not pick up your own shit with a glove. What would you do if you wouldn't? After you're done, what would you do with a glove? What, you turn them inside out, any? Benham. Benham, would you go? Oh my God. What? What? I don't know. Itham. Okay. Would you go? Oh my God. What?

What? I don't, I don't know. It's too much. It's just too much. It's all right. Blade, you took it too far. We've lost Gavin. So I went and did something this weekend.

I went to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. I've never. She's saying, oh, so freaking good. Really so good. Although, I gotta say, there's a really great cheese steak that's in Austin. And now it's like having gone to Philadelphia and never been there before. Lovely city.

How'd it quiz nose once? Absolutely. Oh, really? Well, okay, whenever I'm in my story, I got here this. Let's hear about this quiz nose, cheese. Honestly, I'm still stuck on the turd. How'd you get in? So now I'm thinking, did you have a reservation?

Cheese steaks and turds. Are you- Do you know a guy? Were you talking about way south, Philly? guy? We're talking about way south Philly. No, I'm talking about Delaware subs. Oh. That's a great she's take, dude. Where's I think way south Philly is better. I think you're right.

Well, they would put it to Philly for a Delaware sub. We, there was this place right by the old office in Buda where it was a hardware store. Oh, so good. And we'd have talked about this place years. But it was a hardware store and then they would cook barbecue there as well and they had a Yeah, was upstess. No, okay upstairs from our

Singing around the top floor beauty we're in two floors the but they had a a cheese steak that was made out of brisket like it was sliced brisket and It had jalapenos in it and it was sliced brisket and it had jalapenos and it was so freaking good. It was like cross between a chopped beef sandwich and a Philly cheese day.

How many calories? Who the fuck knows? I mean really, I have no clue. I mean it was just, but how do you count calories on barbecue? It's just a slab of meat. It says, it's sandwich-sized. That is the, that is, that can range from this to this.

It was probably. Yeah, it was probably, it was probably, oh yeah. Third of a pound of meat, somewhere between the can range from this to this. It's probably. Yeah, it's probably. It's probably. Third of a pound of meat, somewhere between the quarter and the half. Sure. Yeah. Well, the place out of business, Gus, I'm, Blaine, you're not going to go there and eat a lot of those calories.

Yeah, it was called, it was big oak barbecue. Big oak. I mean, it was big oak filly. What is the worst mess you've cleaned up? Uh, I've cleaned up throw up from a lot of people and I've got two kids so their grosses shit. I want time to throw up after changing a diaper. I did.

Got me out of diaper duty for like a year. Jordan was like, alright clearly can't handle this forget it. So is it if it's your own kid there? Doesn't count. If I did, what if it's your own kid's poop? It can get to be a nightmare. You I'm gonna start by your own kids poop it's it's it can get it can get to be a nightmare you're crossed out by your own poop you're crossed out by your own hypothetical poop it's right you're vomiting over there because we suggested that you might see one of your own poop I'm totally

grown man poop kid like like your poop kids will surprise you sometimes kids butt mud is like it's not really poop is it you're thinking about the infants like you get them up to like six months, they're still in diapers, do not be a potty train, you can get some serious business going on. You can get some serious business. I get them then, they barf and everything else, and I mean in college, I would clean up after people

who threw up, I had to do that occasionally. Why? Why? Why did they do it? No, that wasn't like a pledge thing, it was just like, you know, somebody threw up and they were in a bad state. What are you gonna do? Leave it in the morning for them to clean it up? Yeah. Really? Yeah, so you don't get

fucking wasted. What about you Blaine? Have you cleaned up any just gnarly messes like gloves on? Sort of spray it down. Yeah, there was this one time I was an officer at my co-op and some homeless people broke into our stairwell and shit everywhere. Oh. And uh, yeah, that was bad. That was bad mess. There was shit everywhere. That's bad dude. And it like, he's bad mess there's shit everywhere that's bad dude and it like his hex his hex his heat so it just got cooked in there for a while and it's humid it's grim it's smell I just heard a noise come out of the control room I've never heard somebody just in the control and just went hope this is someone dump outside the congress office so here's the other thing here's the other tweet which I love this fucking tweet about privacy online and this is by

E.E.D.R.K on Twitter since 2013 I better use a fake name online 2015 I guess I can use my real name 2017 started my fans for being late posting today's but hole pick I can't I would love to see like what the internet looks like in five years. Like, because it seems like it's escalating war of things that people do to get an audience and it's just like, I mean, there's gonna be people who like kill somebody on camera or something like that. There's gonna be something like that, right? I mean, I see these prank guys and they're just like, they're basically like walking into situations where someone will beat the shit out of them, you know, and they do that and

they call it a prank or I feel like that so pasta You think the prank is over. I see less of that now. That is sort of like I think goes I think goes in cycles and I think every cycle is bigger in my mind We're in a down cycle now. We're getting back and we're not cycle again in my mind like the prank and the social experiment type videos We're always closely linked and I'm glad to see that like the social experiment videos are Yeah, pretty much they will have a Facebook last year. I think people started realizing how many of them were set up or fake or Hector faked his friends do you like kidnapped the guy and then fake the that old thing? Wasn't that a sandpaper? He wasn't involved in that I think was me. Yeah, I think so like fake in abduction who somebody?

Yeah, and then fake someone's shooting someone. I feel like that was like, okay, we really needed to decline down the prank videos. I think we're gonna see a video like this. Let's go. Up, up, up, up, up. Do a sweet prank video. What's that? I still like pranks.

I still like real pranks. Like safe ones that don't hurt anyone. Like fake star war screenings. Yeah, that's funny. Thanks, man. Or like. Are you going to the, that's funny. Or like... Are you going to the Rogue One's preview? Are you?

I'm going to the one where, as a company, where I'm going to that one. No, we're talking about the one next week. Don't do this to me, guys. I can't handle this. I'm really excited for Rogue One, because we're gonna be wrapping... I can't make any kinds of tales of it.

What? You got our two D2 socks on, I bet you're excited. Yeah. Rogue one. And I listen, I'm getting to be a bad predictor of movies. I just like, I think I just reached this point now, where it's like, I'm gonna try to keep my expectations low and I'll be pleasantly surprised.

Dr. Strange, I was like, no way they can make that comic into a movie. There's no way, but it's all mysticism and garbage. No one's gonna identify with that. Fucking great movie. You like that first hour that I saw? Yeah, what's great?'s great? Well, they go in if it was only now. Oh, it's a long story I Lashed because you said you had to leave for speaking engagement. That was like part of the movie is a little origin

Remember with oh, yeah, he says you're not going to buy speaking engagement That was really funny because we were sitting there actually was sitting next to me I had to leave her in IMAX. And by the way, IMAX, great theater, it is impossible to get out of your row without disturbing literally every person in the theater. I'm so paranoid about it, I intentionally sit on the aisle. You should.

It's like, I don't want, I almost never go there, but if I do go, I sit on the aisle. Cause I'm no, I'm not gonna have to get up, but if I have to, I don't want to have to bother for the people in the world. Actually, we had to leave early. She sat dead center. She got there just before I did. She sat dead center, which they were great seats.

No reserve seats, though. No reserve seats there. You gotta wait and learn. Yeah, I'll bullet. It's our museum. That's where our actual IMAX theater is. Nothing's made up IMAX as they have now, which are just kinda like kinda big.

It's like a license name. Yeah, this is like the massive. Full to 70 millimeter. Yeah, just enormous. But she sat right there and then I went and sat down, I had to step over everyone to get to her. I get there. I know I'm gonna have to do that again

because I'm leaving an hour early and then she goes, I wish I had gotten popcorn. I'm like, oh, do you want popcorn? And she's like, yeah, I was like, do you know, I can go eat some popcorn if you want? And she's like, I don't know. Yeah, I do. And She's like, yeah, I was like do you I can gauge some popcorn if you want she's like I don't know Yeah, I'm like shit, so I had to like make another trip in and out night man And then when you come back you're like loaded down with all this shit and you're stepping all over every pop-hop

Yeah, it was just it's a nightmare. It's a nightmare But the movie was really good the part of it that I saw I saw made $90 million dollars The box I saw into Stella there in the first row. I think I was with you. You were with me. I got so neck from doing that. That is not a good theater to be in the front row. There's, yeah. This one was okay.

I actually thought Dr. Strange was gonna do worse because we got there, it was raining that day. So people didn't line up outside for like two hours early, which they do at this theater because there's no reserve seats. And people didn't do that. We got like really decent seats right in the middle of the theater, like showing up 20 minutes before the movie starts.

Was that to start? Okay. It's on my fifth viewing of episode seven, at Bullock, and I was on the far right row. And that place, like if you get shit-settings, there's probably like 15 to 20 good seats in that theater. The rest of them are just dog shit. Because you're like, this, are you looking like that?

Yeah, and to start, Intercept was interesting because there's not a whole movie with shot IMAX. So, cut between regular movie. And then it was suddenly gonna like, you'd be like, God, especially when the frame and stuff like way up there, it's like. You ever talked to anybody who watches a movie like that? Like I think the Dark Knight was the same way.

We're not all of it with 70 millimeter. Yeah. And they just don't notice it. Yeah, I actually talked about that on the podcast. Me after it. I'm like, yeah, I went with all these guys. I'm with Meg and I was like, man,. And they just don't notice it. Yeah. I actually talked about that on the podcast. Me after it. I'm like, yeah, I went with all these guys. I'm with Megan. I was like, man, there was a lot of IMAX.

There was a lot of like, floor to ceiling shots. And she's like, no, I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, I would like cut from like this to this to then this. And she's like, I didn't see that. Do you think that that's lazy filmmaking? Do you think that that kind of like breaks the viewing moment where you take it out of the immersion? It's not practical to shoot in a it's high a movie on those cameras.

Here's what I think. I think that you noticing it is actually worse than not noticing it. I think that breaks the illusion for you, like all of a sudden thinking, oh, this is 70 millimeter, I'm X footage. Whereas the rest of us, we just get the emotional impact of being bigger, and that's what they're intending.

It's like when they did one of the Hunger Games, they did a brilliant thing where when she goes up the elevator to go into the arena, whatever the fucking Hunger Games arena is called, it changes aspect ratios. The movie does. It goes from like, I don't know, it goes like 235 to one when she goes up the elevator. It's like as soon as it goes dark, when it comes back,

it's a much more cinematic. That's cool when they do transitions like that. I think so too. Like remember any of that? Is it gradual or is it cut? No, it's like it goes to black. Like she goes up in the elevator and like it's a much more cinematic. That's cool when they do transitions like that. I think so too. Like remember in the... Is it gradual or is it cut? No, it's like it goes to black, like she goes up in the elevator and like it's going by and in one of the black stripes of it going by,

it goes to 235. That's really cool. Yeah. I thought it was cool in Memento, where they would, all the flashbacks were black and white and all the present was color. I didn't notice that. And the way they transitioned was the Polaroid,

like slowly exposing onto the thing, but color would come in at the same time. So people barely notice the transition. Are these all Christopher Nolan doing interstellar? Yeah. Are we just talking about Christopher Nolan movies here? Well, 100 years ago, we talk about interstellar dark night and momentum.

Yeah, I guess so. So you're just like his filmmaking is what you're saying. I do. Although you kind of ruined something for me, a movie that I really like, which, I guess so. So you're just like, it's filmmaking, is what you're saying. Although you kind of ruined something for me, a movie that I really like, which, God, how prescient did this movie turn out to be? It's Children of Men. And there's some of the takes in there,

there's one take in particular where it's a very long one. There's a lot of long takes in that movie. And, there's one where, no, there's a, blood gets on the camera lens at one point? And then slowly gradually goes away. Like it just like disappears. So it was CG blood I guess. Yeah, they probably hit a cut under it maybe.

Yeah, it gradually. I watched a making of, and I think it was practical, it was something practical on the lens that they then just like slowly started road-owing out. Really? Yeah, and then when they did a cut,

they like applied, they made it look like it? Yeah, and then when they did a cut, they like applied, they made it look like it was still there, and then slowly faded it away. But like Gavin noticing that like, now when I see that scene, all I can think about is the blood on the screen. I wish I didn't know that. Anytime there's a one take in a scene, which is a long take, it stresses me out,

because I just keep waiting for the cut, I'm like, just make the fucking cut, just make the fucking cut. Like I get stressed. Yeah, I showed it to JD, he couldn't care less about it. Really? He's just like, okay. What was it, Birdman? Is it Birdman?

The one with the key? Yeah. It looked like one long tape. Yeah, that's stressed me out. The entire movie was just like, the worst is when there's a long tape like that and then I realize it at first, I'm like, wait, how long does it take me going on?

Yeah. Like, should I have been paying attention? Like shit, something's going on. Birdman's a great movie. It's really good. I don't like it. You didn't like it? I would dare you. Why don't you like it?

Zach, I'll find out here. I think it's because I watched on a plane. Oh, really? I said I might be called Sing Street on a plane I really liked. That was good. I watched that fucking Tarantino movie that they shot in 70 millimeter. Hatefulite?

Hatefulite on a plane. So it was like, oh my god. He's this huge viewing thing and he was like man okay hit myself a little I forget I was watching on a plane but it like had like a fucking hard core sex scene in it it's not out of the doubt I was just like I just like it last for a long it's lasting a really long time it's lasting long then I was like oh I need to get past this I'll fast forward go up to hit fast forward fast forward and rewind or eight extra. So I hit rewind and I feel like now people are watching me rewind the fucking hardcore sexy. Yeah, my playing is brag that it's like

you are watching this and it's uncut format. Enjoy it. I wish sometimes I can pick a sense or I could just quickly sense or a scene because some of the screens don't have the weird, off-angle viewing block thing. Yeah. Let her mention the other day that on a plane I watched the nice guys, and they censored the audio. No, what? Really?

They bleeped it? No, that dubbed it. Like I said, a fuck people would say fudge. I was like, I'm wearing fucking headphones. Who, I chose to watch this movie. Yeah, I watched that movie on a plane. It was just normal movie. Yeah, and I didn't fucking headphones. Like who, I chose to watch this movie. I watched that movie on a plane, it was just normal movie. Yeah, and I realized that when I first saw, I was like, oh, that must be his character.

He's like, he's not gonna occur. Nope, nope, it's everyone. I love when they have to re-dub their dialogue and people they just fuck with it completely. Fudge with it. Fudge with it, completely. Like, it's John Goodman in the Big Lebowski. and he says it when he's beating the hell out of the car This is what you get for fucking a stranger in the ass. Yeah, so we get for fucking a stranger

Yes, you know what the dub version of that? This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps What I think they tried to Find something that was like phonetically matched his mouth, and so that's what they came up with. Let me read this thing here. What I'm wondering, when this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by Harry's.

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It's already irrelevant, I feel like. Like now, like it's more like sensor quality. Yeah. Like nobody cares. Like nobody ever says it's a color camera. I feel like we've got storage. Like eventually we'll just stop talking about storage. Well, that'll be a huge breakthrough. Yeah. And it's just like it just did to stores it. And then if it doesn't it backs everything backs everything up via cloud. Once we have fast enough internet and it's like it doesn't matter.

Yeah. I think the newest version of macOS already kind of does that. Like you can enable iCloud for like your desktop and your documents and it moves stuff you don't normally, you don't use frequently to the cloud and then your most used stuff is on your hard drive. Yeah, I guess you don't have a complaint that a game is 48 gigs. I'm going to play Big Lebowski, is that okay? Yeah, good, go. Okay, so I don't get flagged, will he? I don't know. That's what he's favorite. I'm playing this, though, without having vetted this in any

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I think it was. I cut. I think it was a strike. I think it was a strike. If it was a strike, that'd be phenomenal. I'm sure they were hoping for it. Yeah, Sam Elliott. I was watching they were hoping for it. Yeah, Samo Leo.

I was watching a dude perfect. You should be doing a dude perfect. Introduce their new office. Have you seen that video? No. She'll watch that video, then we should do the rest of this podcast, because you'll be fucking, you'll be so mad.

If you see the dude perfect's new office. Why is it just ridiculously nice? It's incredible. It's, I don't have a light in my office. It's a little shit in my league. I really don't have a light. I have to work in the dark. Gus, Gus, actually, there was a big long discussion

right before the podcast as to what would happen to our old podcast chairs. Gus needs chairs in his office, so he has to take the hand me down, old office or old podcast chairs that Gus and I used to sit in. I walked in on a couch. I have the old couch in my office. It's like, you can't find that couch.

Do you have an embarrassingly shitty office? I haven't been to many other YouTube channels. We have a great office. The dude perfect office. He's fucking ridiculous. So what do we have on the couch? It dude, you gotta see it. It's ridiculous.

I'm loading it. Trive office is pretty nice. Now here we go. Sponsored by Ruffles too. Oh, it's like a huge warehouse. You know what, Ruffles never sponsors our stuff? Here's a tip, don't eat Ruffles. Never eat any fucking Ruffles.

Boycott Ruffles. All right, let's go back to the video. No, they're just like, dude. That's your basketball court. That's bad, that's. That's their hockey rink behind the basketball court. That's really cool. Randomly good. This is their soccer field.

And that was the cost of bomb. Fucking ruffles. Damn. I agree, it's a big warehouse, right? So to build it out would be like, see that's what we should do. We should think of our office as the way Tom Hanks thought of his place in big.

I agree. Like trampolines everywhere. I agree. Fun stuff. We should also move in. If agree. Like trampolines everywhere. I agree. Fun stuff. We should also move in. If there's a violent cabinet, get rid of that. The problem is we have too many people.

We need to put people everywhere in this building. They do a lot of high fives and hugs. We need to do more of that here at Ristitude. High five and chest bumps. Oh, that's not a big deal. That was so bad to you guys. You used to play sports for God's sake. When I got up to the set today,

I just threw up a high five and played, and he was very distrusting. I don't trust you. You just say when you're more high five. It's like, what is this? I can't, one time I was eating Chipotle before the podcast, and then Bernie started stepping on the bag

that he thought my burrito was in, and he was just staring at me, and he was like, what are you doing? He smashed it. If there's one thing that is down to the core of your personality, one of your core traits, you like putting your foot on people's food. I just thought it was food. You tried farting on me while I ate my food today.

I wasn't really going to do it. I was just acting like a... Are you upset about someone farting on you? No, because I actually farted in there and tell a biker helmet today. It's probably... It's quite funny. Because you all wanted to get pink, I. Yeah.

Pink. Did you drop trow and fart in it or just fart through your pants? I should drop too. But other people have, I'm glad that I've passed this along to other people because one of my moments when I had a moment of self-reflection was we went to Free Birds Burrito.

And they give you this one of these gigantic burritos, like Chipotle. Chipotle is better. And they wrap it in tin foil. Yeah. And they give it to you. And we went out, we sat at our table, and we're gonna eat it. Jeff put his down.

Oh, okay. And I had a fork and I was like, I was like, you get fork, he's like, oh no, I didn't. I go, I'm not forking napkins, right in there. He gets up, he leaves, as soon as he leaves, his tin foil covered burritos just sitting there. I just started taking my fork and I started through the tin foil, pushing tin foil into the burrito. Tch there. I start taking my fork and I start through the tinfoil,

pushing tinfoil into the burrito. Chang, chang, chang, chang, chang, chang, up and down it back and forth. That's right of you. And then I just like, did I start eating my burrito? Jeff comes back and sits down, he's like, I guess I'm gonna get another burrito. He gets up and he goes,

and orders another burrito. And also ruins your ability to eat it because it doesn't stay together anymore. Like the tortilla is compromised. I'm like, it's got little bits of tin foil all jammed in there. And then don't worry, the crackles ate it. So it didn't go to waste. I'm sure at that point in my life I ate it.

But, uh- You know, the crackles die real. I heard Jeff did the exact same thing. Like just recently, not like in the last couple of years to somebody in Chee Marner, they went out to eat and they had a tin foil cover braid on. He went down the whole thing. So- You taught him.

There we go. See? These violent delights- So let me ask you guys a cultural memory. Who did it? Who did it to you? What's that? Who did it to you? I don't want to talk about.

I don't know. I don't know. That was not nearly as bad as the time you stuck your toe in his burrito though. Oh yeah. Oh no, it was a sandwich. Was it a burrito? It was a sandwich.

My favorite thing to do is when somebody's eating, like they get super excited when their food shows up. And I just take my hand and I go, that looks good. And I just put my hand like my finger right in the center of it. That's way better than a toe though. Like you've done that and I've eaten. You've never put your toe in anything of mine.

But a toe is so disrespectful. It's like, this is my toe. It's like, big about that. I don't remember this story. When, how often, you've known me a long time. How long have you known me? Decade. Have you ever seen me hanging around in bare feet?

No. It's not a thing that I do. I don't hang around in bare feet. But you're full. Let me tell you something. What? I've known. Well, so what?

Let's say they do smell. So that I wouldn't have bare feet. I wouldn't be sitting around bare feet. I've known Bernie 19 years. You know who he used to be in bare feet? Oh, the often? When we worked out of a spare bedroom for 24 hours a day and you were in your own home Oh, and you could take your shoes off

Did you let him take his socks? So that place was really far away. You're telling me Jeff showed up at my house with a burrito for somewhere else He had stopped and picked up that burrito in the town of Buda and then driven out to your house with it to eat it There's no burrito place in Buda I don't remember where it was from. I'd out to your house with it to eat it. There's no burial place in Buda. I remember where it was from. I'd have to ask him where it was from. Maybe got it on the way, but it was there. Is it a story that's grown over the years? No, it was absolutely true.

Absolutely true. So did you like working at Avio Spebadren? Was that the best commute ever? Well, I liked it because... My worst commute ever. Fucked sucked. I liked it because, uh, at first no, because I was doing two jobs. I was actually two jobs.

I was actually the last person who used to quit their day job. And so I would come home, I'd go to work and then I'd come home and work, you know what I mean? So at first no, then when I quit, and I was home all the time, yes. And Jordan, my wife at the time, she was constantly complaining that I was never around,

like I was either working at the textbook job, and then I'd come home and I'd be working in the office the whole time. She's like, I never see you, I never see you, I never see you. I quit and I stayed home and I work from home. Literally four minutes of that. She's like, I see you wait. Yeah. I keep getting feet in my food. Get out of here.

Get out of here. So we went and got the office really close by. Yeah, working in home is not the best thing ever. It sounds like it would be because you're so just like, yeah, it's so convenient stuff, but like, having taken like online classes, the fucking worst, I can't focus. I really like it. I've got my office at home where there's no distractions.

It's just like all work stuff. Do all of a slow-mo from there? It's top. But do you like play any games in that office or anything like that? Or is it just for work, just for work? Well, having an area for just work, anyway. So I did just put a TV in there.

Maybe I should get rid of it. I have a little nook where I write. I like smaller spaces. Like in some offices that you see now, they have like little phone booths that they make so people can go in there and make a cell phone call. You like the one we have over there? The field ones.

Yeah, those are. They're all in the cell. No cell signal. But exactly that size, I would love to work in a space, that size. Like Ryan in the office. I've got, I like too, I've got two spaces for you in the office. I've got I like to I've got two spaces for you What do you got right over there? We got to them working them What do you oh you mean the little foam?

Fight a fucking really decent internet connection not the fucking four gigs over the course of four hours that I had of course, four hours that I had. Ridiculous. The World War I ended before I'll download Battlefield 1. You're right, World War I did in before you downloaded Battlefield 1. That is an accurate. You know what I meant. How good.

How good is it? It's fun. My favorite Battlefield game probably. Have you played a Titanfall? Yes. Which one's better? Between Battlefield and typefall. I don't know.

About halfway through the campaign and Titanfall. I think we just boiled the campaign for me and Titanfall. You sounded kind of meh about it. What do you think of it? No, I think it's really good. Yeah, I think it's really good. Apparently it's unduned so well. Yeah, they said that they had disappointing sales.

I feel like it's a huge step up from their previous game. Yeah, hopefully, uh, it's a big bug up. I've heard it's great. I have it. I've had it for a week and a half. And I have not been able to plug it in because of fucking travel and shoots and stuff. I've been playing a lot of Skyrim again.

Love that game. Love it so much. Yeah. Yeah, they're played it. I'm about to be sucked in. I'm like four hours in. I was in. Really?

What? It seems like a game totally up your alley. Why do you say that? I don't like that. Big muscle game. Yeah, buff shirt. Let's do it. Running around, killing dragons and stuff. No, I don't like RPGs, big muscle guy. Yeah, buff shirtless dudes running around, killing dragons and stuff. I don't like RPGs.

It's a good one. It's a Pokemon, yeah. You don't play Fallout, right? Fallout. Nope. Take care for Fallout. What's crazy to me is that I never played any of the other scrolls games before Libby and...

I didn't realize they came up with all those place names in the very first game, in a arena. Like they have... Skyrim existed. They have not only Skyrim, they have like winter hold and like all the places within Skyrim are in the map and you can go to all of them in the first game. You can go anywhere-

I don't need to go to them, really. Yeah. Yeah, you can go to Marowind and all those places in- What's the first game? It's called Arena. Really? Yeah. Well, I see-

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I wish you could play like a, maybe you can. I'll check it out and see, but I would like to play a hardcore version of Skyrim where it doesn't give you any of the UI stuff. Like it doesn't give you quest markers or those kinds of things. Oh, you need to remember where you walk. You should take notes. Fast travel of the UI stuff. Like it doesn't give you quest markers or those kinds of things. Oh, you used to remember a way of walking. You should take notes. Foss travel. And all that stuff.

The older Elder Scrolls games used to be like that. Well, Ultima was like that. When I played Ultima, I was like, a quest was like, hey, when you get to this guy, tell him this word. And he'll tell you where to go next. And you're like, okay, there wasn't any marker that told you where the guy was.

Didn't tell you how many meters away you were from this dude. Or direction. Like nothing. Did it automate, like, whenever you where the guy was, didn't tell you how many meters away you were from this dude. Or direction, like nothing. Did it automate, like, whenever you talk to that guy, did you actually have to like, type in the word, fuck that. Yep. I mean, DagaFull is like that, I think.

Well, you can, there's so many places, you can type stuff, you can name stuff just to see remember what it is. I think it has one of the biggest worlds in any game ever made. I think it's like 63,000 square miles or something. Well, I remember playing those old games like that, like King's Quest and stuff where you would be playing a game or I would play a game and I'd have a notebook for the game with me at the computer. As people told me stuff to tell other people, like you'd be riding down like character names and words and whatever. And I think a lot of gamers

missed those days. Like a gamer who played arena or daggiful would probably think Skyrim is super dumb down and simplistic but it's like you have to do that so it's a mainstream game. There's no way people would play a daggiful now if it was on console. They wouldn't get the sales. It was like you have to write all this crap down. That's not the way people game anymore. Is it like that? Is all to have elements like that? We had to kind of like a remember shit. I don't think so. Yeah. Yeah. So that's like console. So it was a remember shit. I don't think so. Yeah. Yeah. So those like consoles, it was like you unlocked areas

and could go to them once you got certain items and stuff like that. But like when I was playing Ultima, I mean the city, you didn't go linear, it was just a world, you walked around and so you go to this city and they're like, oh, there's a resistance. You know, and if you, what's the password for the resistance? You know what?

It's like, no, I don't know. You write down, fucking this dude and you, why you W, he's in the resistance, I don't know. You write down. Fucking this dude and you, Y-E-W. He's in the resistance when I find the password, bring it back. I had a page of people who were all like, what's the password resistance? Like, you motherfuckers. I don't know. And I'd be like, writing all these names.

I was like, all these people, I was gonna have to go back and find once I joined the resistance. And by the time, when I found the guy who told me the password, I was like, thank fucking the right shot. Thank Christ. I was just like, all right, now that I had to work back to my list, I password, I was like, thank fucking Christ. I just shunned the guy. Thank Christ. I was just like, all right, now that I had to work back to my list, I had these two, like, you know, those black and white composition books. That's what I had.

I was wrote everything I could. Did you ever play the very first Splinter Cell game? Uh, wait, uh, no, I don't think I did. There was a mechanic in that where there was a number lock on doors, and what you had to do to find out the code was after a guy put in the code and gone through the door, you had to run up to it and look at thermal vision and figure out which was the hottest

to the coldest of each press and figure out the code from that. I was like, that was a cool mechanic. It was a cool mechanic. Although it's the same every time. You could just look up the number. But it's like, it was cool to like rush in there and be like, oh, that was cold. There was a, I think one of the Omega,

what do they call it, a megaphone? I packed, where they had the big gaming competition. I think one of the rounds was a trivia thing, I think. And I was amazed at what people could remember. And one of the ones was like, someone we've all seen a thousand times is like, what is the code that the terrorists punch in

to the bomb on Counter Strike before they plant it? Oh, I think that was like the championship question like that was that was what determined and I think Gabe gave got it right like wasn't Gabe part of it and he knew the code I think he might have been asking him asking it. Okay. I feel like it's like an 8 to get code or something. It's a 5 to get Is it yeah, I? Want to say it's 5 6 7 8 2, but I just I just went 5 through 8 so I found it. What is it? 6.72, but I just I just went five through eight. So I found it. What is it? I haven't verified it yet, but it says 735 5608.

I think you're closer. Seven digit. Seven digits. They're like, they're like, you know, like there's like several button presses. I wasn't even fucking close. Even in the ball. You just typed in someone's zip code. Yeah. I just said random numbers out loud. So election by the time, this is really interesting, because the election is tomorrow, the presidential election for the United States of America 2016. That's getting mad on Twitter. Election, well, I think a lot of people are getting really mad right now.

But I think it's interesting that recording this tonight, the election results are tomorrow. I actually thought we should do a live podcast tomorrow. I always going to talk to you about delaying it and doing it on Tuesday instead of doing it on Wednesday I said like a while ago and some people called me out for it But I we started talking about the politics on the podcast and I said no, I don't I don't want to talk about it But then I tweet about it But my whole thing is like will they come here to watch you know entertainments like that But they come to my Twitter for my personal like opinion and stuff like Sure. I don't know, do you think we could separate or would you care?

As to the people that like basically founded the company, would you, that founded the company? Thanks for including me. Would you, I appreciate it for that. Would you, be three a month. Would you not want to know political opinion?

I feel like when we started for the first, probably close to 10 years that we did stuff, I was very silent, anything political, religious, stuff like that, anything that I considered controversial. Yeah. I don't care anymore. I feel like this one to be silent is very damaging.

Not even just this one, I think, I finally just, I don't care care. I don't think it's that hard to figure out people's political beliefs just kind of based off of her jobs. I don't know. In the city we live in, even. My opinion is less because I'm not American. My opinion is like, here's the thing there, right? The US president controls not just the US, but it's a huge effect on the entire world. And that's why it's very important that if you're lucky enough to be American and have the vote, you should absolutely do it, because it affects the whole planet.

And I wish I could vote on a con. Your opinion is meaningful because you have influence on several people that are voters. You also have a fair influence. Hammy, that beer would you? Blaine, it would be. So today we were discussing it after the Monday meeting, which if you've seen the first vlog on Monday She know that we every Monday. We have an all-hands meeting

I should we try to make the Monday vlog. I'm just trying to make that public Other people can see it. Yeah, I gotta get like Matt and Ezra in the same room and make sure you're okay with it But I think it work with it anyway after the Monday meeting We were talking about the election coming up and I learned something something that I did not know, which was, this is the first female candidate that we've ever had for president. Major party, I should say, because there's been other female candidates for president, just more to the major parties. And I went back and I looked, you know, so that's obviously, I would think, a huge motivation

for women to vote for Hillary, simply because it evens a playing field, a little more if we have a female president. Obviously, we have a lot of ground to make up there. It's half the population, right? So if women show up to vote for Hillary, it's almost like a lock. And I thought, well, how many African American voters voted for Barack Obama in his first election?

What percentage of African American voters do you think voted for Barack Obama in his first election. What percentage of African American voters do you think voted for Barack Obama? Oh, it was. His first, his first one. Obama, McCain? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When he was first elected. Are you asking what is the percentage of toe votes who African American?

Total total. Oh, how many African Americans of the public vote? Of voting African Americans. What percentage voted for Barack Obama? Oh, okay. I think I read this in the past and it was fairly high. I want to say it was like 90%. I'd take a crack, it's 72.

It was 97%. Fuck, estimated between 96 and 97%. Would you just think about how people register in a party? African American population, I believe, was like 12% of the population in America. 97% of those people, you know, that is like, that is an incredible amount of people. There's probably, I would guess probably 30,

I'm just guessing here, 30% of the African-American population is registered as Republican, you know, maybe 25% to 30% I would guess. And it's like that 97% voted, if 90% of women voted for Hillary Clinton, wouldn't you be a contest? What do you mean, if 75% of women voted for Hillary Clinton, it wouldn't be a contest.

It's really interesting to me. And I think that this election is like kind of in swing now for women that are not voting for Hillary that are choosing, which I see a lot of women for Trump. About 130 million people voted in the 2008 presidential election 130 million people so sizeable amount. That's a good turnout. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so well this one we're seeing our record turnout in early voting and People are just showing up like a Travis County where we are. I think we talked about this last time. We are we were pretty close to passing our

20 We were pretty close to passing our 2012 election, general election totals in early voting. We're like at 55% right now. You scared? Of what? The tonne out. The outcome. I'm not scared of any presidential results. What I'm scared of more than anything else is I'm fearful about, you know, there's a lot of people saying, oh, it's, you know, the election's coming. It's tomorrow. It's going to finally be over. It's going to be finally over. It's really not going to be over. I'm worried that we've reached some kind of tipping point where we have such a huge rift down the middle of this country. And people like half feel like they have to be a one side or a half of the other. I've seen some really disturbing videos and it's like escalating as we could close to

the election. I'm seeing some really disturbing language. I'm seeing millions of people saying that the election is rigged before the election even happens. You know what I mean? So I think no matter who wins or who doesn't, I mean, I can imagine if Trump wins, he's like, well, here he's not my president. I can't believe these fucking morons voted for this guy.

If Hillary wins, we're going to hear a bunch of people saying it was a, it's cheated, that it was raged, uh, the media, media media media. That's going to be huge divide either way then. Well, don't you think there's going to be a, I think there's going to be a huge divide. I mean, we always start Republican leadership saying, don't you already feel like it was very similar with, you know, during the Bush and Obama years where the same thing, you know, the parties that didn't win complained about a party that did win saying the same thing. There's not my president with Kerry and stuff like that. But I do. I do. The

gore thing was crazy. We never president for 30 days, right? Or something like that. Oh, no, it was all settled before and our inauguration though. Oh, it was. Yeah. I went back and watched the it's still that's that's a big, I never thought we'd need that window. Yeah. They have like a state dinner, I can't remember what it's called. It's some religious dinner. It's right after the debates and right before the elections and both candidates show up and then they have like a bunch

of speakers and stuff like that. You know, it was Obama and McCain and they're like tossing jokes and stuff like that. They were so respectful of one another. They were just talking about how great their opponent was and all that stuff. This last stadium was a freaking joke. They both ended up in here just like, dog and the other one. There's a guy don't really ever seem to agree with Newt Gingrich.

He was big in like one of the big conservatives ones we had. In the late 90s. Like, or late 90s. Yeah, he was like the head of the Republican Party essentially. That's a big house for a while, I believe. And there was a quote from him after the, in 2001, like right after the 2000 elections with Gore and George W, which was a hugely contentious election.

And he had this quote where he said, paraphrasing here, that, you know, this is tough, but very confident that whatever the results are, Americans will come together at the end of this and will work together. The Americans, that's what we do. We come together and we work together, and we have solidarity.

So I'm confident we'll be able to come back from this, you know, once we resolve, you know, what's going on right now with the election. And someone played that code to him now, and they said, do you still feel that way now? And he says, I absolutely don't feel that way. And he had nothing to offer. He's just like, it's just, it's, I don't see that way. And he had nothing to offer. He's just like, it's just, I don't see that way.

And he looked like he was beat down. Like, he didn't want anything to do with this, you know what I mean? And he's like, I don't think we're in that place anymore. I think we're in a totally different place now. So pretty fucking sobering across the board. My parents and my butt heads about political, but it's, front of my ears today after talking to her parents. Yeah, it's gotten pretty heated. And it's gotten to the point where I just

understand now that I just don't talk to them about that anymore and, uh, yeah, the holidays are gonna be fun because a lot of my family swings differently. That seems to be a very common theme here in Texas where everyone from this generation and their parents is such a different, like I'm always on the same page with my parents about stuff. Really? Just in like a general beliefs and stuff. It's one of those things where I had this like

interesting thought where it's like I tried to think from my dad's perspective and like how I feel about his candidate and it's like I just don't understand why, why he would want that. And then I try to think from my dad's perspective and it's like well you just flip the table it's like you I just don't understand why, why he would want that. And then I try to think over from my dad's perspective, it's like, well, you just put the table, it's like, you think the exact same thing. Yeah. It is a movable object in an unsoppable force.

Like there's just no change. What kind of reason? Well, you look at, you look at the, you look at Wednesday, right? When the, hopefully all the election dust is settled and we have a new president elect at that point in time. Could you say comfortably that whoever the candidate that you're not voting for, that you would be able to say on Wednesday, that's my president. I'm on board with this person. This is who the country voted for. That's part of the democratic process. Part of the process, right? I've had candidates I like win. I've had candidates I don't like win.

But you know what, you deal with it. Half the country's going to feel like they're swearing allegiance to a racist moron, racist sexist moron. And the other half the country will feel like they're swearing allegiance. Wait, which one are you talking about? To a corrupt, criminal, you know. Washington insider. Washington insider, funded by the Saudis, etc. And Wall Street.

And Wall Street, yeah. And it's just, you know, it's, I don't see either side being comfortable with that. And we're so close to the, you know, like being at 50-50 that it's just like, it's a lot of people. George Washington predicted that the two party system would be what ended America, so. Here's what I hope.

I really hope more than anything else. I hope that we take this opportunity to get the momentum going from people actually voting more. That's the upside of this election. More and more people vote, and that we don't like lose the momentum. I'm afraid there's gonna be like,

oh, I'm done. It's like, nope, there's a huge election coming two years after this. Just keep them all rolling. And I really hope we get some good third party candidates. And people don't have the fear of voting. Third party, you know, they say like, okay, next time we're gonna, like,

in the meantime, we're gonna try to develop some real third party allegiances and try to build up some other kind of party. Let's, let's crowd fund a presidential run. Do you wanna meet new? Yeah, I would do it. Let's start our own party. I'm over 35.

We born in the US. You know I was, I was born in Austin. You say that. Let me see a person to get. I will not provide my birth certificate. I will see a person to get. Well, you accept the outcome. Let's just crowdfund an internet party.

2020. Burn solar solar. It's actually really interesting that you say that because I really do think that that that that no one really talks about that. But I think that could be the next big party is like you just run run as the internet candidate and say, I, everything that I'm going to do, I'm going to focus on protecting the internet as we know it today and making sure it can go forward and grow as it has over the course of the last 15 to 20 years. And that whatever people are trying to do to make sure that doesn't happen or to carve

off pieces of it as a ownership, I'm going to protect it and make sure that doesn't happen. Do we off pieces of it. As a ownership, I'm gonna protect it, make sure that doesn't happen. Do we also have to do that? I would vote for that person, I think. Because the internet is huge. The internet is huge. It's such a huge part of my life that I've seen it. I'm gonna do a whole pot of overall life there. But internet is a huge backbone to commerce.

Like it's a huge boon to trade. And I would argue by next election, it'll be even bigger. I think we're gonna find that more and more of our life is on the internet. Are you saying that in four years? Sorry, I was late for the election. It was posting my butthole pick. See, bringing it all back.

Why is posted, see Elon Musk made this, came out and said that he thinks we should move to a universal basic income. I saw, that was really interesting idea. What do you think about that? What does that mean? So guaranteed, like, you will make X amount per year. So I know people are like, God, it is. Sure. It is. Yeah.

Socialists for sure. Why, you know, it's an interesting approach. I get that point. Why wouldn't you just have the housing and the food be government subsidized and then not provide that? What's that? That's to me half does into one. Right. But it's like, oh, why would you give people money to then have them pay it somewhere? Instead, you could just provide a certain level of housing and a certain amount of food to everyone. When you're removing choice from people though. Yeah, but- They'll give them the money.

They can spend however they want to. That's true. That's true. Basically, the argument is that automation is getting to the point where people tend to think of automation as being robot arms, welding cars, in Detroit. But now automation is like, take Uber. Uber's a great example.

He didn't talk about it. But Elon Musk is a guy pushing forward self-driving cars. Self-driving cars exist. They're here. And I think they're coming more rapidly than what people think that, like, oh, that'll be 10 years from now. It's gonna be just a few years from now.

When... Yeah, test I just had that announcement that all other cars moving forward are capable of that. And a great example is Uber, which is a huge transportation company that owns no vehicles, whatsoever. They have ordered or put on order for 500,000 autonomous vehicles from somebody in Detroit. I want to say it's forward.

Is that buying cars? They said they would buy those autonomous cars from them. The moment if they got 500,000 cars tomorrow, Uber, we know this because we were in Austin. They would eliminate probably three million drivers from the road because the 500,000 cars can just go all day and all night, not in shifts or anything like that.

They would eliminate, they would turn off their employee base in Austin when a regulation passed and they pulled out of Austin, they gave their workers because they're not actually workers, they're not employees, they're drivers in this weird kind of category that aren't employees. They shut off those jobs in 48 hours. They were gone. They have a severance package or anything like that. No, no, they were gone.

They didn't, they didn't, they didn't have caught any shift for that. So as what, as automation becomes cheaper and there's more incentive to do it, they'll just turn off the jobs, they didn't, they didn't they've caught any shift for that. So as automation becomes cheaper, and there's more in incentive to do it, they'll just turn off the jobs and don't think about it. It's like these people will, they'll reeducate themselves. They'll go do something else, you know? Just like people don't, you know, people don't weld these things or they don't explore, you know, the deep sea,

you know, we have cameras and drones that do that. So these people go off and do other things, you know? And it's just, I think we're moving in such a pace and we're automating things that we're previously not automated, that I don't think the economy is going to be able to keep up with it. So what happens when people can't work? There are computers now that write legal contracts and they write them better than people. There are computers that study medicine and make diagnosis.

There still will be a position for people who can get your computer unstuck from theoretical orientation to horizontal orientation. They'll be help. This isn't a new concept though. There's not a new concept. I think we're getting a lot closer than most people realize. It's going to happen a lot quicker. But it's interesting to think what happens if we have an economy that's not based on jobs.

That's all it's ever been based on. And if the jobs are just further up, the jobs then developing new ways to make less jobs. Because that's all it's ever been based on. And you get that point. The jobs are just further up. The jobs are then developing new ways to make less jobs. How many people can do that? Yeah, one person doing that removes 10,000 people. 10 years ago Gus and I read an article about Amazon's warehouse. There might have been office depot or someone. There was a fulfillment company for products.

And they had automated trams that would go around and pick the products off the shelves, and they worked in conjunction with people. They got rid of all the people, because when the people were on the floor, they had to turn down the speed of the drones. To avoid injury. Yeah, and for OSHA rules and things like that,

for safety rules. But if they got rid of the people, they could double or triple the speed of the drones. Yeah, they would move it like 40 miles an hour. Yeah. With if there were no people in the warehouse. Okay. I see me when you also wouldn't need to worry about air conditioning of stuff.

It's like you don't need to keep the environment happy for humans. It's really interesting. I mean, we have an audience, I think that studies a lot of sci-fi or consumes a lot of stories. It's like, you think about like, as we go out to explore space, we're probably not going to be the people that do that. So you had an interesting tweet about that saying that you think it's going to be like our AI progeny that'll do it. Yeah, I started to air it about that. Do you think that there is any alien race in the universe then that is not just artificial intelligence? Is every planet,

does life exist just to create artificial intelligence that organic life dies off and AI takes over? Well, I mean, it's like just looking at space travel and everything you have to do, if you have a computer that travels through space, you don't need to feed it. You don't need to provide an oxygen, really. You don't need to worry about too much about radiation on it, at least the variance that it can tolerate your radiation

is much greater than the human body. I mean, we're just not built for that. There could be of course alien species that are way more resilient. They also don't get bored. Yeah, they don't tend not to get bored, you know? So how's the computer ever gotten bored yet? No, I hope not.

I would hope not. Oh my God, that is like the beginning of a fucking horror movie. It's a terminator. Like what's Alexa doing? What's Siri doing when it's not? I think you about how I just yelled at her because I fucking hate Alexa.

So I'm trying to figure out new ways to misunderstand me. Do you think that society takes a turn? Yeah, so many points out to me, so many said point out, a lot of things that examples I just used, I should cite my source. There's a great video called Humans Need Not Apply by CGP Gray.

You should absolutely go watch it. A lot of things I just said, I took directly from that video in particular, cause there's a great example. You tweeted it just the other day. I tried to tweet it the other day. Realistically, do you think that society takes a turn and then people just become artists and scholars?

I mean, you know, a lot of Musk mentioned that in that interview, didn't he? Really watched that video. Yeah, I should. You should. There's a moment that where you're like, oh shit. You'll have to watch it.

Star Trek. Star Trek is a great example of that. Like, I don't know if you've ever. Star was better, but gone. You've never looked into like the underlying societal impact of the original Star Trek is a great example of that. Like, I don't know if you've ever... Star is better, but gone. Ha ha ha. You've never looked into like the underlying societal impact of the original Star Trek was that there is no money in that world, that people live, they go to school, and they do what they want, and there are jobs for them.

But everyone is just provided that. Which is great. Yeah, this basic level of living. And it's a very like socialist society that everyone lives in, but you still manage to find jobs for people and things for them to do. Well, look at Star Trek. It just takes two core pieces of technology in the Star Trek universe, which is teleportation. It solves transportation issues and shipping of all kinds. And then

you take the, what's the device in the wall that they have, they call it, they make the food. The replicator? The replicator. It's a device that just makes things. Essentially, what's the device in the wall that they have? They call it, but they make the food. The replicator? The replicator. It's a device that just makes things. Essentially, it's like, we have autonomous cars, which are an early predecessor to teleportation. If you want to draw a really long analogy. And then we have 3D printing now for inanimate objects for a replicator.

You could see how you get to point. If you have a machine in your house that makes whatever you want, any product that you want, you just download the schematics for and it produces it. What are you doing? I mean, you're not going to go out and try to earn the money to buy the thing because you've got the thing in your house. Are you bar your friends? You know what I mean?

It's interesting what you're saying about how, you know, that could be another place in the universe where they get life to a certain point and then they make an AI and then they die off. Yeah, it's just left. The AI they make an AI and then they die off. Yeah. It's just left. It just makes other AI. It's like it makes itself better. It's very similar to that.

It's very similar to the foreigners in Halo. Yeah. Well, all that's left is the foreign attack, but all the foreigners are dead. I never used to move my mind. Here, let me read this other thing right here. I don't mind even this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by trunk club. It's no secret that a lot of guys aren't great at making time to shop for clothes, but they still want to look good.

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Teamsters. Well, that means... Well, that's not a job we have. No, a job we have, that means... No, we have. No, we have, but transportation would be the first to go. We're down to cusp of that. I don't know. It's a pretty...

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Hey John Badd is we just ordered the Dusha Tron. You're out of a job. I would have gone with the hipster mad. Poor John rising up. The only thing that I see an issue to this vision of the future is just buy in. Like I don't think that people are gonna do that. I mean, I think one of the things

that we've seen from the selection is that people are stubborn as fuck. They're not gonna do what? They're not gonna do that. I mean, I think one of the things that we've seen from the selection is that people are stubborn as fuck. They're not gonna do what? They're not gonna buy into this idea of like losing jobs. Like, you know, like in New York. Everybody, do everyone buy into the idea of universal basic stuff? They're gonna buy into the convenience.

And it's fine until it's their problem. It's like, oh, this doesn't affect me. Those people are gonna lose their jobs, not me, and then it's just that creep. Here's why I'm all for automation, consistency. Every experience will be the same. You won't have to worry when you get into an Uber, if the guy's gonna be a chatty bastard,

or if your Instacant shopper is an idiot. Yes, and you've re-bised the raw thing. Or truly, Chipotle Brito, delicious. This fucking Chipotle bias here has the worst burrito rollers of any Chipotle I've ever been. Whoa, you do not talk about Lucy, and Linda, and Heather. Thank you, my girls. This fucking Chipotle bias here has the worst burrito rollers of any Chipotle I've ever been. Whoa. You do not talk about Lucy and Linda and Heather. I know.

I know. I know if I make an online order, the burrito is going to be much higher quality than if I go and order it on the line. I don't know if they take, if it's a separate person or they do, it's a separate line or what, but if I go to that line, I will not order a burrito if I wait in that line because it's just going to fall apart. Well, they fucking love me a revenge full. By the way, what's the deal with the amount of pain handling right outside of that Chipotle?

Okay, that's a couple, they live nearby, they have cell phones to ignore them. I know that. Oh, there's always somebody there every time I look at that play and you seem to notice. I go there literally every day. I know what you mean though, because the first time I went through it's like they asked me,

I said, sorry, don't get a cash in me. And so I went in and then I, at the register, I bought a gift card for $20, walked back out and gave it to the guy. The next time I came, he was there again. And I was like, and it's like, I don't know, I guess maybe I was insulted, he had no memory of me, you know what I mean?

So I was just like, oh, you're out here all the fucking time. I've actually wanted to be like, dude, I always say I don't have cash, you know, still ask me. Like, I don't wanna be that rude, but like, it's, yeah, they're always there. Put your line to them.

No, I never carry cash, I'm not lying at all. I do not see a wallet. Yeah. I lie. Wow. Very nice. You didn't show us where the cash would go. You got my cash. No, this is a money clip. Come at Bouldering Card for lifting words. Bouldering.

I feel like I haven't mentioned, I want to mention, I want to remind everyone that the extra life livestream is this coming weekend. It's Saturday. What are you doing for it? I'm gonna be out of town. Cheese master. What?

Why are you traveling so much now? Like, we planned something else coming up. The extra life, everybody come out to extra life. They'll be the last one. Everybody is currently, but Gus here. Everybody but me. Are you leaving because you feel guilty about last year and being a lunatic?

No, I had a trip planned before. Can you say what you're doing? Yes. Is it work thing, your personal thing? It is a work thing. Doing a site visit in Sydney for the new venue for RTX Sydney. Why are you getting involved with that? Because we're moving for doing two new things.

Most of that venue. When you can, that venue will be there after this. But I'd already bought a plane ticket and planned this and then the date was for $200. You can change a plane ticket plus difference. Plus difference. It's a big importance there. Well, I was coming back from Philadelphia. Got the airport checked in. We don't have a reservation on your name. I was like, can you fucking idiots?

Pull out my thing, get the record, locate your punch and it goes. Nope, that flight's next Sunday. That's a sudden bitch. I booked myself a week later. So I had to like, by the way, someone's going on an awesome right now. Gus, I got myself the Dallas with the kids. There's, I think it was about between 5 p.m.

when we landed in Dallas and midnight. What was this? Last night, okay. Sunday. There was nine flights that were going to Austin on various carriers. Everyone of them was sold out. Every last fucking flight was sold out. And the first one we tried to grab. We landed five We ran to the one that was taking off at 545. It had it was a full flight. There was 19 people on standby. Damn. It was What's going on? Because of the weather yesterday. There were flights cancelled and flights delayed when I finally landed after peeing all over the bathroom.

Yes. There were flights departing that were six hours delayed. No shit. Yeah, so I think the airport, when we landed we spent an hour waiting for a gate to open because there were so many backed up flights. So we just have to car, we drove from Dallas. Oh, that's cool. It was by the way, they didn't really, they didn't fuck me on the drop in the car off somewhere different than when you picked it up. That happened in the car?

That happened in the car? I drove from Houston to Austin because of a similar situation and it was fine. It was a super cheap rental. Normally, I'm used to them charging you a ton of money when you're doing it. He's like, oh, you drop in the house and you're in a different city. Here's an extra 200 bones.

So did they then check stop? Just get a check stop. I did. I got a check stop t-shirt, dude. That was a really good high five. We're good at it. I don't get it, guys. It's we have better chemistry.

No, no, we're not gonna do good. I met, I met, I met, I met, I met, I not gonna do good. I met two separate groups of fans at CheckStop. It's just Kalachi place. It's like right between Dallas and Austin. You gotta stop there. It's in West Texas. It's in West Texas. I'm gonna go to the center.

West comma Texas. It was like right outside of our hotel. We came back in our tuxedos and suits and he was like, I ain't really. I think you should change your flight. No. I think you should. I'm glad that's what you think, Gavin. I bet you're change your flight. No. I think you should. I'm glad that's what you think, Gavin.

That's like great. We can crowdfund the amount. No, no. You'll flight good and change. Think of the kids, man. Think of the kids. All I do is I think of the kids. No, I might still be drying out from how drunk I was last year.

To be fair, it's not like you didn't pull the F in last year. You did two years worth of effort. You did more than two years. I did more than two years. I did more than two years where the damage from my body is. I've listened. Our shirt that we have this year is based on glass lads shirt.

Based on your still working. You're still working for the kids. It's great. No, it is. Joe, the cat is gonna make his appearance. It's great. Oh, sweet. Are you gonna do your thing?

I'm gonna do my seven day survivor. It's, that means I'll have to be for like 14 hours to do it. What do you think it'll face it before? For fucker. Sorry, I don't know what it is. Oh, it's an achievement in getting rising, but I think it's like 14 hours to get it. That's like history, though.

That's like basic Rooster Teeth history is that achievement. But it's built into like achievement hunter. It is. And lore. And lore. You know what I thought about doing? Like, what do you think is more so than a seven-day survivor? What do you think is more in the history of Rish Chiebman Hunter and everything else? What achievement do you think?

There's one achievement. What achievement? There's one achievement. My high club. My high club definitely. I think if my high club is the thing that started at Chiebman Hunter, I would agree. I don't know so that hour long defend and growl was pretty cool. Who got my-

Oh you fuckers did that. I wanted to do it. You guys did it when I wasn't in the room. I didn't Jeff all asleep during it No Jeff fell asleep in the crack down You my high club. Oh, yeah, you yeah, guess. No, I got I went to the very ends Stab the guy. No, no, I shot him like I'm the arm. Yeah, and he was like no, sorry only elite people shoot him in the head The first time I got to the end I shot him like a sign of the arm. Yeah. And he was like, no sorry, only elite people shoot him in the head. The first time I got to the end, I shot the hostage

in the face. Fuck. Yeah, it was, that game when we got my heart race. It's so crazy how far we've come. I'm gonna do it. I'll do my high club as well. Oh, that'd be cool. I'll join on that.

It's amazing. I remember it was so difficult to get gameplay footage. You were recording my high club. I think your audio was maxed out. Like it was blown out in every second. And it was flashed. It was a flash thing in your journal. It's so bad.

That was lost now. Yeah. You don't have that anymore. I don't have it. I like now. Now anyone can just do a perfect 10 AE 60 FPS stream. No issues. Like yes.

Or they just do it and they go, record that. That's it. That's all it takes. When we started doing Red versus Blue in high definition for Out of Mind, we had to buy special hard drives that were fast enough to record the HD footage. Because hard drives like in your computer

at the time just wouldn't do it. That was just like compression wasn't even that good to be like big files. Yeah, I remember it was like motion J pegs and stuff. Yeah. Like and now it's like anything, you can do on your phone. Yeah. No problem. For 4K. anything, you can do on your phone. Yeah. No problem.

For 4K. Mm-hmm. This is the old man portion of the podcast. I'd like to imagine that like you guys back then finding out about this technology now and be like, fuck. I think we knew it was coming. We all saw it. It was just a pain in the air.

We can't afford it. We can't see in front of us right now. Like we know there'll be a time when you'll never mention how many gigs, like we were talking about earlier, you'll never mention how much space you have in your hard drive. You'll be like, oh, you have space. This room, you will never fill it. What is the thing you hope in the future, you will say like, I can't believe we did X.

What's the thing you'll say? Had wires for charging. Dude, that's exactly what I think. It's like, I can't believe we ran power wires through our walls. It's like, I just can't wait for that moment. That'll be a time when we had a phone. Electric wires running all over the city

to connect the house to electricity. A phone will never die. It'll be completely passive. It'll constantly be charged. And you won't remember any other way. Right. You have your phone, it's on. Why would your phone stop working?

Oh, is it broken? Yeah. That's the way it used to be. It's all full circle. When your phone was at home. Yeah, you just picked it up and it worked. That's what it was. It's like, yeah. Even when the power is out your phone work didn't even

know the phone. Yeah. But she, uh, the thing that Tesla announced, uh, the batteries, though, the solar tiles, they did a demo of their, yes, like with ceiling tiles. No, there's no top. Yeah, roof, yeah, yeah, roof tiles, or shingles, and then they're, they're, they're solar, they're all individual solar panels. Yeah, it seems like those are very expensive and that like the overlap of the installation would be such

that you would like lose some like square footage of solarness, you know, your ability to capture. It seems like that would be a big deal, you know, that you have to get them exactly lined up just right. Do you think that'd be a time when most material is solar storing? I think so. Oh, you got a brick. Why'd you find that?

That doesn't take on any power. Well, it's always funny because I love crowdfunding, in general, and I like weird crowdfunding projects. You remember when we did laser team, what the big thing on Indiegogo was at the time? I think I remember. What was it? Was it the solar road?

We called it such bullshit. The hexagon tiles that were gonna be a solar road that would generate power for the community. Sounds like horseshit. And it raised a bunch of money. And it's like, I haven't heard anything about a solar road that would generate power for the community. So it's like, horseshit. And it raised a bunch of money and it's like, I haven't heard anything about the solar roads incident. What's my vessel? No, no, they give me updates on a quarterly basis as to where your cup is. It's on its way.

They sent me the other cup though, right? The one that's just a cup. I had to fill out a form for that. I wasn't even gonna do that. I thought that was like giving into them that I was gonna like take their little chochki little fucking cup. They were gonna try to send me.

I want to be clear about something though with the audience. A company was just recently bought by Verizon. their name is Vessel, and they were bought and then immediately turned off. Vessel is a YouTube competitor. That's who got bought by Verizon. The company that makes the cup that I bought for Gavin three years ago, that company is still in business. And that's spelled Vessile.

That's what the whole why? Everything missed out the last vowel, and it'd be like grinder. Yeah. Well, I can't find out if it was scam. We'll have to put it in the link down. I want to see that. You've been to myvessel.com.

I want to suit the capture's kinetic energy. Go ahead. I just go all day. So I just want stuff to capture my energy. Yeah. How would you unleash it? A cell phone, but then if I don't know, lights. I would like a device that would store my energy

when I'm restless and I can't sleep a night, every single night, and I want that to give me like a caffeine shot the next day when I need coffee, I want to not waste my energy when I don't need it. That'd be cool. There's nothing worse than being tired all day and then getting bad and can't sleep. It happens constantly, I'm like, it doesn't happen constantly. It'd be cool. There's nothing worse than being tired all day and then getting bad and can't sleep. It happens constantly.

I'm like, it doesn't happen constantly. It happens to me like once every year and I'm just like, it's misery to me. I really, I started sleeping. I might have fallen asleep yesterday. I might have fallen asleep while I was in mid-sendage talking to Ashley. Like we were in the middle of a conversation

and then I woke up. Like it was the next morning. I was like, man, I said I was like, I crashed hard after that road trip and she was like, you're out said I was like, I crashed hard after that road trip, and she's like, you're out. That's probably coffee works on me really well. Caffeine is super effective. Yeah.

There's some people who's like, this does nothing. If I'm tired of work of one coffee, I can make videos all day. Now, is it all caffeine? You don't drink a lot of soda, but I can drink a Coke at APM, I'm fine. If I drink a cup of coffee at APM, there's no fucking way. I agree, and it's supposed to be comparable amount of caffeine.

There's no way the caffeine in Coke is the same kind of caffeine. It's like it's just different. Before the polypore mechanism is... Every Monday, I have a second coffee, usually I have one per day. I have the Y-1 just because we've been going all day and then we do the podcast. I will not be able to sleep tonight until like two or three a.m. because of the coffee I had hours ago.

I was doing this dumbass thing for a while where I was like, I just can't get to sleep really enough. Like maybe if I make some like nice tea to soothe me or something like that. So I was making tea at night and you know, drink it and I'd watch a movie and be like, okay, I have time for bed. So I got another restless night of sleep.

Screen tea is caffeinated. Nope. Yeah. It's an old tea mostly. Camille's not in good mood. You got to get like an herbal infusion or something. I got decaf green tea. It tastes the same.

This podcast you railed fast. From what to what? This is a cool point. I go to sleep, I like to make a nice reflection. And put some hot water with it. You should get into the ASMR game. Nice. It was nice.

So there's a feature on the Apple Watch that they added with the new OS. That's supposed to be like a relaxing feature. They're gonna remove all the ports. No, it's a breeze feature. It's a breeze feature. We're gonna notify you once a day, hey, let's go through a breathing exercise. And I'll tell you when to inhale

and I'll tell you when to exhale. And you'll be relaxed and you'll be like a relaxing oasis in the middle of your day. Has exact opposite effect on me. My watch buzzes and I go, what? And it goes, breathe. Oh, fuck you, what? It's like I get mad.

Fight now, this thing makes me mad in the middle of the day. I'll be in the middle of the last play, I'll be like, huh? Breathe. Shut up. I'm talking to breathe. And breathe it all day, I've been breathing my whole life. I'm gonna have like a heart attack right after it

it tells me to breathe. Speaking of breathing, I started using that snoring app you talked about. Yeah, the snor-lab. I got some serious snores going on. Oh, dude. I'm gonna find that snor-now. I got some serious snores going on. I dude. I'm gonna find that snor now. Now that I'm more aware of it, I find that like,

I'm correcting myself. A tebollocks. Yeah, maybe so. Maybe so. That's the fuss that you told me to give up on it. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I just like, your body is why you snore. Go ahead.

Big dude, like a bear. Bear snore. It's all a position too. It's like, when I, when I, when I'm like this on a plane. I think I'm like I'm gonna go like I try to like put my head No way that I can't snore He's not a big dude because it's not like Here's just asked to have a plug as Esther's like, shut the fuck up. She's gotten used to it, bless her. No, it's true.

That the girlfriends, the significant others, they adapt. Like on the amazing race, Blair from the amazing race goes, there was a whole leg where she was dead fucking tired because we all slept in this one room and she said, Bernie, you snore so fucking loud. She didn't see this way.

She goes, you stored so loud all night. She says, you kept me awake all night. That's much better. Yeah. And I did well. I loved him a tain blare because she's so much fun. But I was like, I didn't snore. I go, it's a camera guy right next to me snoring and ask to go, it wasn't Bernie. She goes, if you snore as I wake up, I'm now convinced it was absolutely me. And I just kept her awake all night. So. Yeah, I've been, I've shed a room with you and it's, I really, I thought you were kidding when you were doing it. What did you mean you shared a room?

Oh Vidcon? Oh yeah, a few Vidcon's. Japan. Like the window is shake. Aren't you afraid with that app though that you're gonna like listen back and be like, ha ha. And then you're like, I'm gonna kill you. You know someone whispered.

I mean, wrote that it's only written to me and be like, and then you're like, I'm gonna kill you. You're like someone whispering. I mean, wrote that they didn't do that. It's only written to me and said that they used the app and that they didn't know they talked in their sleep. Oh, that's creepy. And it creeped them out big time. All right, well, let's wrap this up. So, I want to thank everyone for watching.

Don't forget, it doesn't want to thank extra livestream this weekend. Make sure you check it out. And we'll see you guys next week. Vote and stuff. Vote, please. It's gonna be too late by then. Bye.

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