Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Coconut Death Toll - #703

Episode Date: June 1, 2022

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If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock This is a rooster teeth production Hey, everyone welcome to the receipt podcast. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Brian. I'm Barbara and I'm Gus. We nailed it. We did it. We got it. We got through it. Ten minutes of prep. There was so much discussion Before this episode started. I don't know. Gavin was about to go. I pointed at him. Obviously, I had no idea every time Eric opened his mouth. He only said was all four of our names And so many times I stopped listening.. What do you want for me Eric? I mean, it's but we got it I'll figure it out. I thought I

Just just tell me and Gus you did you did help I could just point people when that's their turn to go I legit had stage fright Well, we started like don't fuck this up. Well, Brian You would just say shit and then Brian was like, I can't tell if you'll be. No. I was trying to explain it in a way that helps my brain, knowing which person I'm after.

So I was saying, OK, Brian, you're just after Gavin. Got you. And then you said I wasn't being helpful, and then you yelled at me for five minutes. I didn't tell you if you were being helpful. I would never. I would never. For all of our viewers and listeners,

I should comment that this is a pre record. The day this is airing May 30th is a holiday. We are not at work. Oh, I was just about to open chat to be like, I wonder what the thing of this set up? When we were setting up like this, I was about to ask the crew, I was like, where's checkin' it goes? Like, so everyone else can see it. Oh wait, no, no, we're doing it. What's weird is I can't see the camera feed, so I never know if I'm on a screen. Oh yeah, which is the subconscious, I don't care.

But I feel like now without it, I'm like, oh, I don't know if the camera's on me. This is weird, we're not live. We don't know if the camera's on us. We don't have chat. We're just in a room buyer, oh, I guess with crew and everybody too. I like this way better, by the way.

This is basically, we normally do the podcast is being used by another production right now. So we got kicked out, the longest running, maybe a salty ally. A show that we do, that's the same time, every week for 13 years, 14 years now. Yeah, we got moved. We got moved, but we're still at the same time.

So we're basically, is normally we be? We shape these in the morning. Yeah, this is pre-recorded at 5 PM on Monday. It's 5.03 PM on Sunday. So we could now live, watch the podcast that you made last time. I can't. Which is also a pre-chapes.

Which is a pre-chapes. It's pre-chapes all the way down, baby. I can pull, I'm gonna pull it up right now on my phone. Kind of low budget. This is it. This is it. This, there's, there's, guys. I'm gonna pull it up right now on my phone I'm gonna low budget This is This is There's there's guys I'm live right now

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I'm different I'm different I'm different I'm different I'm different I'm different I'm different what we should do, Eric. Yeah. Right? Okay. High jack the feed right now with this. No. For like 30 seconds. No. And then just give it back. Then they wouldn't know. That would be so confusing. That a message from the future.

Yeah. We could do it. No, it's not the future. It's not the future. It's not the future. It's not the future. It's not the future. It's not the future.

It's not the future. It's not the future. It's not the future. It's not the future. It's not the future. It's not the future. It's not the future. It's not the future. It's not the future. It's not the future. It's not the future. It's not the future. But then it's the full my pants down. Hold on, I need to figure something out here with Gavin. Said the podcast, if we intercepted the podcast going on right now, it'd be a message from the future. But the podcast is currently live right now to present day everyone.

And so if we came in, we were in the past, the video of us is in the past. So it's like we're sending a message to ourselves in the past, but ourselves are never gonna acknowledge it. No, we're sending it to the audience in the past. So it's like we're setting a message to ourselves in the past, but ourselves are never going to acknowledge it. No, we're sending it to the audience from the future. Yeah, this is May 30th. You're talking to May 23rd. Yeah, but if you want to tell them, oh my God. What we should do is we'll hijack in, we'll hijack the feed and it'll be like, everyone,

make sure and then cut back to the. No matter what, the most important thing is. Yes, absolutely. But they do not. They're watching this when we're doing this. So we're not in the future from the people watching the podcast right now. But we will be. You confused about what you confused about.

The podcast is live now. Yeah. You a week ago. Right. Or four days ago. But the people watching it are the people today. People a week ago aren't watching it. We're going to send this now because it's at the same time

as that one, we're gonna send this live now to the broadcast now, like overwrite what's playing now. Yes, with us now. Right. So we're sending them, we don't have to worry about the future and the rest of the world, worry about our future that we're creating right now. So the people watching now, as we're doing this now, would see us now.

But if it were like, it may 23rd, it's 75 degrees. They would know that because it's today. Anyway, this podcast is brought to you by Diet Smoke. She's throwing that out. I don't understand either, Barbara. I don't. But everyone here is more important than me. So I don't say any.

If it makes you feel bad, nothing I'm saying makes sense. So I wouldn't. We're from the future. Johnny Depp is innocent. Oh, is that going to be solved by then? Oh, I don't think so. I think they're in the last week of the trial. Okay. This was the last week. I say solved as if it's a murder case. This I it decided. It is completely pointless. It is just for our own entertainment that they're playing this. It puri-per-perient interests. Yeah, I think we talked about this

on the episode that's airing right now. But it might be on right now. Let's tune in live. I won't get into it, but it's like, this is, I feel like this is a new story. I mean, like, I'm not interested in so I have no knowledge about it. Like, I know what's happening, but I should,

I should use Airquats News story. It's a small group of psychos who really care about it. That's what it's for. Oh, Colin Christopher on, huh? Yeah. I've been, I've been seeing it everywhere too. Yeah, it's all on Twitter. On Twitter, on YouTube, I think I watched one video about it

when the trial first started and now it's all my recommended videos. Yeah. I pardon me, the troll and me wants to say something like tweet, like Justice for Amber Heard or something, but then it's like, I don't want a year's worth of responses. You know, I don't. Just delete your old tweets after every so often. Just prune them. Just get rid of them. You know, I don't. Just delete your old tweets after every so often. Just prune them.

Just get rid of them. Yeah. Yeah. I went down to rabbit hole right before this podcast started. We have a bunch of snacks just outside this room. Some good, some shitty. Which ones are good. Let's rank them.

Which ones are good? I like just the cookies. I like the famous cookies. Those are the only good snack. But it kind of threw me for a mine fuck because there's two packages now Oh, they're transitioning dude. What I don't know. So I Get one from like a bunker The crew kept making fun of me because they were like are you still talking about the

Famous Amos cookies because I sat here for like half an hour trying to figure out what the difference between these two bags was Well to different yellow. It's a different. What do you mean? What's the difference? They're completely different. Why is that all that I that one is older that one's maybe just a refresh look It took me a while to figure out this one's for vending machines And this one is For vending machine But when I was reading it I realized realized that it's owned, like, it's whatever company, it's an affiliate of for international, which is like the same company that makes for Rocher.

Yeah. Makes shitty, famous famous cookies. Yeah. I guess I wouldn't call them shitty because they're the best thing here. No, that's not saying much. Yeah. So does that mean if I own a vending machine, do I get cheapa snacks? I don't know.

Do I get to buy them a cost? But I wonder, it's like, it's the same weight, it's the same ingredients. It's, it maybe it's tax differently. Maybe it's the size of the, maybe the size of the packaging is different so it can like fall through the thing. You know what I'm saying?

It's like thinner. Yeah, this one is like more narrow and tall. Or maybe that's what it is. Like the spiral things. And you don't have to rock the vending machine to get it Maybe that's what it is. Yeah. Like those spiral things. You don't have to rock the vending machine to get it if it's that which I have done. 100%.

When I was younger, like I was like a skeleton. I was super real thin. Same. And I could reach into vending machines. I was under the, I was getting close. Yeah, like you just spied a cloth. If there was like gum on the lower level,

I could like pop the gum out and just grab it. Oh, pack of gum. Yeah, like a pack of gum. So, what's the name? I don't know, what's your name? I was picturing gum on a stick. I was like, that's genius. You can really guess what?

He's got a lot. Hey, you know, more people die from vetting machine accidents than shark attacks every year, Gus. Man, well, you're right. I know that now. We didn't have the internet wet. I also found out that more people die from coconuts falling than shark attacks.

Really? The sharkettemachines? The shark attacks. So many people get killed by a coconut in a year. I think it's 14. Coconut deaths per year. I looked up for a bit how many dog deaths there are. From coconut 30? No, just for like a dog going ham on a toddler.

Oh, a dog killing something. Yeah, and that's like 20 to 30, because I was trying to do a bit about, we wouldn't put up with this from any other animal. Like if they were, had 20 to 30 bodies on their name. Does anyone want to guess how many people a year are killed by coconuts? Like, specifically, not like a coconut allergy

by coconuts falling in the world or in a man. In the world. I reckon 140. Yeah, I reckon it could top 100, I, in the world. I'm 140. Yeah, I reckon it could top 100. I'm gonna say 104. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go 50. Barbara almost nailed it.

It's 150 people a year. So like almost one every two days. What? Yeah. Someone is cutting up the wedding and there's just like a big storm and it gets caught. There's like 20 coconuts at once.

It's like whack them all. If I got killed by coconut, don't report it to the authorities that way. Don't tell me that's how it goes. Stick a knife in you and be like, some crazy, some crazy, a shriker guy. Yeah, he had a heart attack.

He didn't have the healthiest lifestyle, but not that a fucky, but I could have solved. Like, how does he have this like two inch welt, like, hole in his skull? That's a birthday fact. Yeah. I don't want to get killed by something that I could have avoided by stepping to the right.

It's like the perfect crime. You wait up in a tree with a bunch of coconuts and wait for your victim to walk by. You just fucking shut the coconut down as hard as you can. Are they dancing? I guess so. I mean, if people get killed by something, they're like, well, they like, I think,

could get up to the weight of like a bowling ball. And if they're falling from, you know, what if you just, what if you just received that information ahead of time? Like maybe like like, like, two months before someone just said, the coconut that kills you has just begun to grow. Like, like, suddenly be like, like, you're listening to a podcast live and a transmission from the computer. Let's get in the chat of the podcast and freak them out. We should pick someone in the chat right now and just tell them to watch out for coconuts. The project of the feed, tell them to watch out for coconuts.

Okay, okay. Now I'm going to do it right now. I'm opening up the chat of people watching. It is going to, like, What, I mean, okay. I'm going to pick. When then would it be a thing where like you try to avoid, avoid like okay, well, I'm never going to anywhere with coconuts Yeah, you just move to Scotland for a bit. Yeah, but then you're walking and someone just throws one

Hey, that one nerdy dad and chat. Oh, watch out. I was that who you picked. Yeah, beware of coconuts I mean, I can be thankful. I mean, I caught finally. I'm going to also write it in the RTTV chat. You're on that podcast. So it's not weird. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, watch out for coconuts. You'll understand next week.

So now he's going to think he's going to die next week. He's like, why is Barbara Duncan my message in me? He's just like, you know, he'll just be wary of coconuts for a week. But in looking up that, in my obsession with those famous famous cookies, and for Rocher, I was reading on them because I don't know, I just, my brain spiraled down,

and I read that, you know, Ferro Rocher also owns or makes Nutella and distributes it. And Nutella uses one quarter of the world's annual hazelnut production. Yeah. I'm okay with that. It's not. That's a lot of hazelnut.

But people seem to like it. That's good. I wonder what are the other three quarters good? Like, are you just sitting around? Damn, I want a hazel nut right now. It's not a nut, you normally. Yeah, it's pretty shitty in nut form. Is it?

It's all right. I mean, I can get them down, but it's not. Or much better, it's like a gooey blend inside of something. Yeah. Are hazelnuts also filberts or is that a different nut? What are filberts? Is that a qualification of nut? It's also hazelnut, it's a different name.

I only think of hazelnut as like a flavor for coffee that I don't go towards. You think of cream? Yeah, I also think of the Nutella spread, doesn't that have hazelnuts in it? 25% of the world's production. Speaking of nuts, I was eating some, one of the not great snacks from our snack areas. These are real good in your jobs. If y'all think these are bad snacks, I can't wait to print the journal. It's a fucking foul.

We had to, one way to pay for them. So that was, yeah, these snacks, there's an entire donut out there. I've been thinking about it ever since I sat down. I think it's from last week that donut. Is it really? Yeah, it's wet Well surely a wet donut's a new donut. No, no, no, no, I think it's someone ran out someone's out running to the door I think that donut is from last week. I I only ate it. You know how that was?

You know there was a donut in a half. Oh, well, there's like there's like yeah, there's a donut and a half I took that half I took the other half and I want to go no today Because it was like what's the date on those I'm very old oh Somebody brought a box. Yeah, okay packed on the 20th Today's the 23rd sell by the 21st oh, it's fine. Oh, so by the 21st the 20th of what month? It is me right, it's like bold That is mold.

That's just, it's not just Greece. No, there's Greece on the other ones. There's mold right there. That's the turquoise cod board coming through. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was like, it's not gonna be molding from there. How Sam D over here.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. I don't know why that grossed me out more than anything. You stick in your finger right through the wet box. I don't think Hona even did it. Oh, we can do it. We can do it. It's like we're at porno category. Oh, we can do it.

We can do it. We can do it. We can do it. We can do it. We can do it. We can do it. We can do it. We can do it.

We can do it. We can do it. We can do it. We can do it. We can do it. We can do it. We can do it. We can stick your finger through a wet box. I don't think we're gonna get listed. I mean, I'm raining down. Just because it says what? There's nothing sexual about it.

I think it's probably the combination of all the words, but I'll write it down and then in two days when you look at it, yeah. What if you add the word donut to it? Stick in your fingers for what? Don't have blocks. That makes some worse. Better. Same one as split donut. You know that half, that half. Sticking your fingers through a wet donut box. That makes him worse

Same one is split donut You know that half I had two bags of famous Just to compare the two all split up donut with you. I'm hungry. Should I knife? Yeah, but this this thing was in my my it's just that Eric saw this thing was in my trail mix And so this trail makes it doesn't have anything that's it's like raisins peanuts sunflower seed. I think it's bone No, I think it's like I think it's something chewy There's a nut in here or sunflower sunflower seed isn't there. Okay, but what's the thing around it? Hazel nut

It looks kind of like it smells sweet like it's is it just a bunch of raisin that like melted together? Oh, it could be a raisin tomb. Thank you, Aaron. The sunflower seed fell out. Okay. Oh, we dropped. Well, beats me. It's, I don't know. Eat it, tell me what it tastes like.

Oh, here, this is the sunflower seed that's fell on my keyboard. Oh, there you go. Can you take it? You don't really usually have to soar through a donut, do you? It does remind me like when you eat candy or something like and there'd be like a mutant skittle and there it was like three of them. Yeah, I always thought as a kid, those would kill me. So I stayed on.

I thought anything out of the ordinary. It's like, oh, that's fatal. Mm-hmm. Going. I'm gonna, I'm gonna look you there. Oh, this thing does have dry dates in it, but I've never... Oh, it was a date. I guess it was a date. Brian was right.

This is what he guessed before the podcast. Oh, you get it. Let's go another looky-loo back here. No. Oh, hello. Yeah. Man. He's in the picture too.

I know. That's fine. It's not as stale as I thought. I'm sure it's only a couple days past the date. Should we do, if this was the third year, if you'd be in trouble? Should we do a donut podcast? We'll have to make our own donut toppings or fillings. Is that really a thing people do at home though?

I don't care. How do you make, yeah, we just fill it a little bit. I also don't, let's get like jam gun. People in general. But like, when you talk about making a donut, we have to fry oil. Well, you could make a bunch of plain donuts, or buy a bunch of plain donuts,

and then we'll decorate them and stuff them. Hollow them out and inject stuff in them. It's kind of like what we did for Lindsay from other states. Exactly. Yeah. I can try to do that, I guess. I think that'd be great. You get some icing, you get some jam,

you just want to get donuts. Well, of course, that's the secret. You get some icing, you get some jam, you get some donuts. Well, of course, that's the secret. Donuts are my favorite. Yeah, what a secret. Shh, don't tell. Oh no, if you bring me donuts at RTX, I'm gonna be so mad. Tee hee hee.

It's a pretty dense donut. Yeah. Yeah, because it's not fresh. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, because it's not fresh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it feels like it should be one of those cakey doughnuts, but it's not. It's like a regular ass doughnut.

Yeah, like it's just, I think you're right, though. It's just on the verge of not being okay anymore. Like it's still okay. It's fine. It still has a flavor. Yeah, it's got the doughnut flavor. Yeah. Do you think it was alive when you recorded the last podcast?

Alive. What do you think it was around as a doughnut? No. No, it was alive when you recorded the last podcast? Alive? What do you think it was around? As a donut? No. No, it was made on the 20th, right? What was that? It was packaged on the Twitter. I guess, yeah, when do donuts get me? It could have been on a ship somewhere. A ship? A big shipment of donuts from the Far East. The supply chain is really screwed over donut production, donut deliveries. Yeah. It probably was not here. We used to make our own donuts in this country,

but thanks to Joe Biden. I did that. I did that. Donuts cost $10 a gallon now. Jesus. I love the idea of just a barge full of donuts. Just going. The lightest barge in the world.

It's so airy. Yeah, with this obese captain and crew. Yeah. We thought the gym had us. That'd be a cool job. If you could eat all the donuts you could, Yeah, during that trip. You'd be like three.

There was a, there was a, a Simpson's where Homer was dreaming. Or he got sent to hell and he was being fed a bunch of donuts. Yeah, the thing of that exact call. Yeah of that exact level was like show you like donuts do you you can have all the donuts and then it fast forwards like Five hours later no almost like Five days 400 pounds. He's just like enjoying life. That would be me. Yeah, send me to health. He me donuts Oh, no, not donuts Set me to health, he me donuts. Oh no.

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that. Oh, gum gum made an investigation check and like again, why did he pick old McDonald's? Yeah, it's just in, it's just in his brain, like a childhood memory. He's like the winner soldier of nursery rhymes. Someday we should just be like, and on this farm, we had a, Chris. Maybe it's just like a really good memory,

like that's buried, like, like he lost his virginity, listen, he told him McDonald's. Or, well, I was just, oh, Chris. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Mine was the, when you choose, I was just, I was just,

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I remember him telling me a crazy story about Chris. That is the number. Yeah. Yeah. I know he tells stories about his roommates and encounters he's had in the past. I'd love to hear the other side of this story. Yeah, who's the bad guy? Yeah, we're the yeah, what really happened? I know like here, I'm not fucking annoyed with the weather here because all like Friday and Saturday, it's gonna

rain all day Sunday and all day Monday and all day to it rained a little bit Saturday night. I mean, it was that was a pretty crazy storm. I guess it was a lot of wind and lightning. There was like not a lot of rain and they kept saying it's gonna rain four inches. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I just show on Sunday and I was like, it's gonna get rained out like I was like, there's no way it's not going to do it. Sunday was beautiful. It was perfect.

Yeah, it's nice. Jodie also. Yeah, yeah, I went running in the morning. Nice little breeze. Also. Yeah. Yeah, I went running in the morning nice little breeze. Yeah, then you go running Yeah, started What got you to start running? not I just well my doctor was like you're gonna have to start like your blood pressure high

It was like that talk and like he's like you got a you got a fucking not be such a piece of shit I like that talk and like he's like, you gotta fucking not be such a piece of shit. I don't like it either, but I did one of those apps, and now it's just like, I still hate it, but immediately after I'm like, I just fucking ran five miles, and I'll like take my shirt off, and like no one wants that in the neighborhood,

but I'm like, you're seeing me very well. I mean, if you keep running five miles everyday, people will wanna see it. Yeah, it's been cool. Like, I did, yeah, but I'm like, you're seeing me very well. I mean, if you keep running five miles every day, people will want to see it. Yeah, it's been cool. Like, I did, yeah, so I did that and just stopped drinking beer like all the fucking time. And like, those two things, like, who knew? Yeah, you look great.

Yeah, thank you. I was just saying at the beginning of the podcast, I don't think, and someone who watched the podcast could correct me if I'm wrong, Brian and I have never done an R&T podcast together. I'm, yeah, I mean, I think. I don't think what. I am typically like, I feel like in my mind,

a sub that Gus used. No, no, no, no. If someone had, that has happened, but in general, no, that is not my go-to. It's hard to tell, so part, so I got it. Yeah, I keep a podcast attendance spreadsheet going back to the year 2000, so I can check.

The year 2000? You have a, what? January 6, 2000. I keep a running tally over the last time someone was on the show Okay, if someone gets too far back on the list. I'm like, oh, they need to be on again, and I'll put them back on Yeah, oh, how do you explain me and Gavin and geez? Oh, you all so the first three columns are us three Oh, cuz we're like the most we're on the so since January 1st, 2020 I've been on 112 episodes bar were you in second place with 104 and Gabby, you're in third place with 97.

So that was between what? What dates? January 6, 2020 and now. So I bet I'd have it. Right before the end. I'm trying to think of the two-year window where I'd have been on the most. Brian Gar.

OK, let's see. You were on with, no, you were Barbara was off that week. Brian Gar. Oh, you were on with Barbara January 4th 2021 I don't remember that I must have really left an impression You were on with no you were I guess was that remote still Yeah, that probably was you are you all are not on the show together

Just that one here's another one. Oh, here's another one. Oh, that's today. Oh, that's today. Oh, that's today. I had a... So excited. I knew a comic here that there was this great show in town called Punch that this guy, Matt Bearden,

booked at Cap City. It was like the best one. You know, it was like the show everybody wanted to get into. He got so mad that he wasn't getting booked enough. He made a spreadsheet of all the guests and confronted Bearden with this and he was like, see, you booked this person way more than anybody.

And the thing is, it's not like it won anyone over. Like, yeah, you're right. Yeah. You got me with logic it's more of what the hell are you and I never spreadsheets do not get you friends that's a title of this episode you don't win friends with spreadsheets

so how many of my fans is it on to? it only goes back to what I said January 6th 2020 I think that is a community member or multiple community members who are keeping track of everyone's podcast attendance, like on one giant spreadsheet since the podcast started. I'd be interested to find out my longest streak. I would think for you it'd be probably like 2013 to 2015 if I had to get. Are you on like every week? Like most of the time? I think there was a time.

I was done a year straight. There was definitely a time where you weren't as busy with slummo guys Mm-hmm. That's when Dan was in the army while he was on tour. So when was he on tour? 2014 so I got 20 13 to 2015 was my guess maybe yeah right around the time we moved in stage five. Yeah, that's what I would think And then I only I think I only started becoming in a regular maybe 13 20 end of 2012. I don't know you had a regular maybe 2013, 20, and of 2012. I don't know.

You had a good seven-man stretch in 2020, Gavin. Sick. Look at you. I'm trying to talk about it. I'm trying to talk about it. I'm trying to talk about it. I'm trying to talk about it. I'm trying to talk about it.

I'm trying to talk about it. I'm trying to talk about it. I'm trying to talk about it. I'm trying to talk about it. I'm trying to talk about it. I'm trying to talk about it. I'm trying to talk about it. I'm trying to talk about it. I'm trying to talk about it. I'm trying to talk about it. I'm trying to talk about it. You're life. God. It's funny. I started this spreadsheet, obviously, right before COVID

because I was like, oh, I'm gonna try to be, try to really spread it around. We're gonna really start getting people in. It's like COVID. And then like two months later, it's like, nope, we're stuck at home. Yep, yep. No, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're,

we're not gonna do it. Oh, okay. It's not like you populated it. No, every week, like when I ask people and they say, yes, I put it in here. It's a giant pain in the ass. So we just have to say yes. Yeah, we didn't necessarily have to show up.

But and then after the fact when I do the next week, I make sure that the last week was correct. Yes, I'd love to, but I can't make it. What does that happen? That's a no. I have a spreadsheet of, it doesn't have any numbers in it, but it's a list of like all the things I need to watch. So I have a tab for movies, a tab for TV shows, and video games and books.

And at some point, I just realized I'm not gonna live long enough. So I don't open it at the end. That just spawns me. Back in the old days, that used to be my Netflix DVD queue. But then I would end up getting movies that I'd be like, I know I'm supposed to watch this, but I'm not. I don't want to watch the rid over the river quiet. I'm never gonna watch this. I'm never gonna read you lissies.

I guess it's just not gonna, I'm too stupid. If I had to, I'm 45, like I'm not gonna get it. Someone who I'm so impressed with how much they do is Jeff Ramsey. You ever thought about this? He reads a ton of books. He watches a ton of TV and movies. He bikes all the time.

He has a kid that he has to do things. Got 19 podcasts a week. Literally 19, but I don't know how that guy has to do. He does Alabama reading. It's just like flipping the pages. And that actually, it's not actually comprehending the water. Also, he's watched a lot of shows by reading the ending of the synopsis on Wikipedia.

Really? Well, you know, he's been 90. Okay. Damn. That would help. That expose real cool. Has he told you that before? Is that just an assumption?

He did that with Game of Thrones, didn't he? Yeah. And then just started shouting spoilers on the Achima Hunter office. Oh, what an asshole. And that was shit. That was shows that I would watch with him where he would pass out about eight minutes into the episode. And then the next day, he'd be like, what do you think of all that stuff that happened

that he was asleep for in the episode? Yeah. And I found out that, yeah, he was just reading. I'm sure he woke up. That's awesome. He like Clif's notes. He's nothing if not efficient. Clif notes entertainment.

You were mentioning you had a show on Sunday How'd that go? I so everyone always asks if you get hecklers, you know, it shows. I don't know why but everybody wants to we got the Well, I have to set the stage so this was This was for the best of Austin award. So it was like the which I did not win The mess. I did our best Vanessa Gonzalez won best. So it's like the, which I did not win. Vanessa Dan, we did our best. Vanessa Gonzalez won Best Dance. She's super funny, but they invited all the finalists to do stand-up sets. And it was at Luster Pearl South, which is like, it's like a bar, but it's like a whole complex. Is that the one on a real South Man's shack?

Oh, never mind. Oh, I've been there. It's huge. Yeah, it's huge. And there's, there's like lots of like, there mind. Oh, I've been there. It's huge. Yeah, it's huge. And there's lots of outdoor seating, there's stages, and they're all, okay, so keep that. And so they're having a thing. It's not the most conducive for watching a performance. Well, you're right. So they have, and I think it was for all the best of Austin. So it's like, I don't know, the best ice cream vendor

was that, you know, all this stuff. So it's like for all the best of Austin. So it's like, I don't know, the best ice cream vendor was that, you know, all this stuff. So it's like Sunday afternoon, lots of families and kids. And we went out, we did our standup in this like bar. It was like a bar, but kind of open, you know, but like open doors and stuff. But we had a good crowd. And so I was like second to last,

but the comics got up and the comics were all bringing big, Saturday night energy. They were doing their midnight Saturday sets. Is that a good thing or a bad thing for this crowd? Well, two a three p.m. Sunday afternoon, the family crowd. Post church fun. And yeah, like the first guy just told like an extended bit about all the cocaine

He does and then transitioned into an anal sex with God bit The next comic Angelina Martin who I love just went on and on about shaving her asshole and This wasn't just at the bar. It was piped to the entire complex. Great. I mean, to be fair, you're at a bar. You're at a bar. Right.

With your family. Yeah, I mean, but it's like a chronicle thing. It's not like you're going to clicks billiards till you know, watch the cowboy. Yeah, it's also the best ice cream. You're like, come on kids, let's go get the best ice cream in Austin. So, you realize at some point that it's going out

everywhere and there's noice. And it's just comic after comic just doing filth. And finally, this one guy comes in, he's an older gentleman, I would say probably in his 70s. And he is furious. And he asks, he asks the cocaine comic, can you turn it down? He doesn't even ask the crew, yes, the guy on stage. Yeah, there was no like, there was no real manager

to speak of. So he just goes and angrily says, can you turn it down? And then he starts getting matter and matter. He's like saying, there's kids here. I learned this after that. I'm sort of across. So I just see this crazy old man like, he's like, there's's kids here. I learned this after that. I'm sort of a crosser. I just see this crazy old man. Like, he's like, there's kids here, you know,

all this stuff. And the thing it like, he was so mad, but, and like, he was interrupting the part, like clearly, but like, he was right. Like, it was totally inappropriate. Like, he was not wrong at all. But every all of us together as an audience where the energy was just like, yeah, the fuck this guy.

He probably went to college for like 60 bucks. Like fuck this. And it was so like gratifying watching this old, this old wide dude not get his life. And he's getting matter and and he like at one point he was like stamping his feet. He was so, and then- Oh my God, that's pretty good. Like actually throwing a temper tantrum. Yes, yes, and so he's yelling. And then finally the crowd's kind of hissing him.

You know, it's like, uh, get it, you know, fuck off. And so he- And comedy. Yeah, he just raises two middle fingers and storms off. Hey guy, there's children here. Yeah. Yeah.

So good. He sort of So he ended up becoming the monster that he was trying to slay. And he stormed out. And I was just thinking, I guess he's walking out of like, that dude is a Republican now. Like, if he was now? If he wasn't before, he is definitely now.

Like, I feel like that is how they get married. What a scenario. Yeah. So he wasn't really, well, I guess he was heckling, but he was more of just like, I want to speak to the manager. And there was no manor.

I mean, maybe if he had gone to the sound guy, but like the comics just threw like, oh, what do you expect the guy standing for the microphone to do? Yeah, I hear the podcast. And they're like, oh, this podcast is too loud. I can't do anything about that. I wish I had footage though of outside,

like at the picnic tables where like parents and children are enjoying ice cream and then just this filth emanates from the speakers and just people clapping their, did you know what I mean? It's like clapping their ear, their ears. Yeah, 20 French just loudly start screaming about how good the ice cream is. That's all right, everyone home.

Yeah, boy Amy, sure, it deserves to win again. She didn't say butthole. She said butthole. It's her pants. It's the hole in your dresser where you put your extra butthole. For your butthole. Well, cocaine is something that's very popular among comedians. What's the male equivalent of a Karen?

Is there a name? I've heard male Karen sometimes. Like if there's a fight video on Reddit or something, we gotta come up with another name. It's like you can be like a Kevin. Chad kind of lives a different life. It might be Kevin. I got, I looked it up.

It's, I'm finding Ken and I'm finding Terry. So if you're looking at Terry, Terry's one of those things can go either way though. Yeah, I feel like I've known some cool Terry's. Yeah. Like non-caron Terry's. Yeah. Non-caron Terry's, because that also be a title.

It's absolutely. I spent an in or so you had, it sounds like you had a fun weekend. Brian. Yeah, that's great. I didn't. I have a relative who recently had a baby and that relative is starting to run low on baby formula. And I've seen all these stories on the news about like, oh, baby formula shortage. It's very hard to find. And this relative asked me like, hey, you know, if you're out in the back

if you go to the grocery store, can you just like look and see if you find something? I was like, oh yeah, I got a PS5. I should find some baby formula. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no big deal. You can't find that shit anywhere. I probably spent over the course of the weekend.

I probably spent 10 hours driving around to stores looking for fucking baby formula. You got, you got sat and you're like no I'm gonna find. Yes like no. Yeah. No I got I I buy video game consoles when they come out. This should be easy. I know G follow where I have 60. I know. Find out where the formula drops off. He would know. He would know. It's it's it's crazy like and one store store, I found a container formula that was the right color, and I got it excited.

And it's like trying to buy a gun. It's in a locked case. So I had to call an employee over. I was like, oh, I want to buy that. Then as the employee comes over to the key, I'm like, wait, no, that's not the right one. It's just a container that's the same color. I was like, no, no, that's not the one I'm looking for.

A specific kind of formula. Oh, okay. So even a little pick. Even so, there's like nothing. There's one in a red jar that I find at every store. Like nature's best or something. Yeah, like there must be one that nobody uses because that's the only one I can see everywhere.

I imagine you'll know probably the most about this Brian. But this is a, I don't think I've ever thought about what's in formula or what it's made out of. Yeah. What is baby formula? I don't give a shit. I think it's like, is it powdered milk or something? It's dairy, I imagine. I think so.

And it's got vitamins and minerals. I don't know. It's powdery, you heat. We satisfied with the sounds. Hi! Yes, it could be because I didn't know if it looked in a milk oven. There was a moment I thought it might just be breast milk.

Oh, like, like there's people who are able to make breast milk who like. The most commonly used infant formulas contain purified cow's milk way and casing as a protein source of blender vegetable oils is a fat source, lactose as a carbohydrate source, vitamin mineral mix and other ingredients you can add on your food.

What are people used to use? You can make your own fire. They are very explicit on the news that you should not do that. Oh, really? Okay. They say you should not do that. Oh, really? Okay. They say you should not water it down to try to extend it, and you should not try to make your own.

There's apparently there's like YouTube videos, like how to make your own formula, and repeatedly any time to talk about the news, they're like, do not do that. Just make your kids sick. You cannot do that. Well, but I just, I mean, you're not meant to make it. If you're not in a special way.

Yeah, if you're not in a lab with like a specific equipment to weigh it all out correctly. Yeah, but you can hook a kid up to his mom and they can figure it out, you know? It doesn't always work, not for everyone. I feel like that's a kid up to its mom. I feel like it's the other thing that people don't talk about. It's like, it seems, again, I have no kid.

From the outside looking in, it seems like nowadays, it's more difficult to breastfeed than it used to be in the past. I don't know if it's because of chemicals in the air or the, I've sound like Joe Rogan now. I've got a podcast in Austin. You're also wearing headphones with your microphone from the email.

There's something has changed. Something is different. I feel like it's not as common to breastfeed as it used to be. Not because of a choice necessary. There is a move to go back to it. there has been, yeah, to like encourage mothers to do it. But, like, I think it's difficult for a lot.

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I can't imagine being a parent of a young kid though, that would suck because there's like nothing more elemental than getting your kid food. Right. And if they're drinking a certain kind of formula, then it's like, you're just screwed. And yeah, they go through it all the time

because they need to eat like, because the baby stomach is small. So they just need to have a little all the time. And yeah, I don't know, that would suck. I feel, I feel bad. And of course, it's like such an American creative problem because it's like, there's only three baby food for a lot of companies.

It's like they, you know, crowded everyone else out. So it's like, yeah, I think what I read, because I started like getting really obsessed with this over the weekend and reading much, I think 80% of the market is controlled by two companies, of which one of them had to shut down their production line, because instead of updating their production line to make sure it was clean,

they used all that money for stock buybacks, of course. $5 billion in stock buybacks, and didn't maintain their equipment, and it fell apart, so only one company was left to do all the work. And is this exclusively an American problem? Yeah, not a problem in other countries.

So like some people who live in your Canada can just go to Canada and get formula. And I think like that was part of the whole, like emergency thing in the United States, like authorized for and formula to be imported to the United States. You want to be careful about getting formula from Canada for your babies?

They're gonna turn out like us. I'm necessarily about to think. Why is it gooey like syrup? That's all for it out. It's like molasses. We tap our formula from trees. Yeah. Is there denim in this formula?

No, you look away and you look back and your kids like in an all denim outfit. You're like, where did that come from? Cold out, eh? No, he's really into sketch comedy. Is that a Canadian thing? In my mind. SCT, man, like kids in the hall, yeah. Nature, a lot of sketch comedy.

Can't Dave Foley not go there anymore? Is he like banned from Canada? Well, I don't think he said he's banned. If he goes back, he will get imprisoned. I believe it. I believe so. Is he the one who had the terrible divorce? Yeah. I think he couldn't pay what they wanted him to.

Yeah. And because of that, he then became a... It's like the Rolling Stones and the UK, like they just left. So they wouldn't have to pay taxes. Is that true? Yeah, they're like tax exiles. I mean, I'm sure they've been back, but like, they made it, when they got big, they were like,

they specifically moved away. Yeah, it's, he owes so much in, like, child support. 17,300 per month is what he would. That's crazy. Well, it's because this is from 2000, I think his divorce was in like 2000 or 2001 when he was like news radio and kids and the hall residuals and stuff.

So that's what that was. So if he was fearing, this is from a while ago, he was going back to Canada that he would get arrested for like negligence, non-payment. So it wasn't like your ban from Canada? No, it's just, I mean, he's just like money. He's not taking any chances. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like how George W. Bush doesn't leave the kind like you know, Europe. We can't just I think there's like some concern that I mean, I mean, no one would do. Who's gonna have the balls to do? I mean, it'd be awesome. But yeah, oh man, he had that. He's gonna hit that terrible slip up last week or the week before. Is he the given? No, he's he. He was giving a speech about the war in Ukraine. And he said Russia's terrible invasion of Iraq. I mean, Ukraine.

The illegal invasion. The illegal invasion. Yeah. But he said Iraq instead of Ukraine. I mean, he chuckles under his breath about it. He kind of did his own. He. Iraq too.

Or he said something like that. Like, you mother fuckers. It was. It was, it was. That was cringe. I don't call things cringe a lot, but that was a cringey moment. That was, yeah. He posted cringe, yeah.

He did. He just passed the cringey. That guy can dodge a shoe. Oh really? He's greater than. I thought that was a threat. I thought he even gonna be like, that guy's gonna catch hands.

You know, like when you say he's like, that guy could dodge a shoe. And I forgot he actually dod was a threat. I thought he would go and be like, that guy's gonna catch hands. You know, like when he's serious, that guy could dodge a shoe. And I forgot that he actually dodged a shoe. That was like early YouTube days, wasn't it? Yeah, that must have been posted 2003, for? Oh man, yeah. You have in the Nunchucks guy,

just spells all that was on YouTube. And then soon it was Numa, Numa. Yeah. Yeah. Early YouTube. Oh, old. 2008, December 2008. OK. Yeah, right at the end.

Yeah. The other day Trevor was in the bathroom. And I just heard him watching a Gagnum style. Do you know what I'm saying? Just missed it. I need to see. He was just, he was just listening to the whole song while he was in the bathroom.

I bet Trevor's mind, he was like, I wonder how many views that has now. And then he just like, oh, this slap. I'm going to go the back. I bet Travis mind he was like, I wonder how many views that has now. And then he just like, oh, this slap is gonna go the way. I hooked him in. Honestly, I did that. I did the exact same thing probably a month ago. I was thinking about that video being like,

oh, this was like 10 years ago. And I think it still is the highest viewed YouTube video. No, I think it eventually got passed. Okay, but at the time it was the highest. I had like the first two of billion views. That 4.4 billion now. I think Carrie showed that to me when it just been uploaded or something.

He's like, just this thing. It has like 800,000 views in like an hour or something. I remember we went to a fan ex-pone Toronto, like maybe two months after that song came out and got really popular. And people were playing it at the Commision Center, nonstop. And we would do the dance to it too. It is now number 11 on the most viewed YouTube videos.

What's number one? Baby Shark. Yeah! No. Yeah. Baby Shark has 10.67 billion, it's the only video above 10 billion views. Baby Shark. That's like five of my channel.

Why don't you speak a baby shark song? That's also like, oh, the world in a half population. Yep. You know? Mm-hmm. Yeah. But the same thing happened to me where I was just like, oh, I wonder how many views it's at now. And then I put the video on and I was like, this fucking

slap, so I want to watch the whole thing again. I think four of these top 10 are like kids videos. I'm like kids song. I'm sure parents just like put it on, and like it just makes me... We are making the wrong content. That's what I'm learning here. Yeah, you need to be just this an old person

who has exaggerated reactions to everything and like unboxish, I don't know. We need to make content. We need to make kids wanna hit. We need stories about shaving that kids want to hear. We need stories about shaving her asshole. Yeah. It's five with a top 10 or like baby stuff.

I think you're just like baby shark. No. I put on, I let my kid, she's four. She is in a hardcore my little pony phase. And they have like tons of those videos on YouTube. But like, her in a bunch of 30 year old men as well. Yeah, right.

And like, but she'll start, but the ads they built like, I feel like they intentionally make it because it's like, she'll start tapping the screen and then all of a sudden the app stores up and it's like, man, it's scummy.

There's a hack I should send you that I saw for parents where you could do something where your kid can't swipe out of an app when it's on your phone or tablet. Oh, that's cool. It's like a setting you do in the settings on the phone. Nice. Yeah.

So like, once it's in there, they can't swipe out of it. Oh, that's great. Yeah, because they, yeah. I feel like I want that immediately if it doesn't detect my face. Oh, like it locks down. Yeah, like you fight, because whenever I get my phone to someone,

I'm like, yeah, watch this. They go, they're like, oops, oops. Or like look at this picture. What else do you guys know? Yeah, yeah, because yeah, sometimes like, one of my other kids was FaceTiming her mom. And then later she was like, oh yeah, she was going through all your other apps.

Like all your, I was like, I'd be terrified that like, like buy something or check something. Just up and you'll Bitcoin wallet. I was just worried about what kind of safari tabs I had. Trading your NFTs, your board apes. What if you sold your board apes for way too little? I'm sure that has happened. I'm sure a kid has clicked on a those are the ugliest things I've ever seen.

I've seen uglier, but yeah. Those are pretty bad. So why is that the artwork that is the chosen imagery? Oh, can I talk about this on the podcast a couple of weeks ago about how I realized that the laws in the United States regarding money laundering got updated. There was a new anti-money laundering law. There's like anti-money laundering law of 2020 that went into effect January of 2021.

It's mattress firm out, which made laundering money via art sales much more difficult. Interesting. And then that's like timing wise, that lines up suspiciously close to like the NFT rise in popularity. I guess it's art, you're selling art. It's not, I don't think it's covered by the way the law was written. It's like a new, a new vector for money laundering.

Interesting. Like an updated way that's not covered by the law yet. Huh. But anyway, I'm not saying that's definitively what happened, but it's just a weird coincidence. It's just like this law that passed I'd never heard of that happened to like come across the other day a couple of weeks ago.

I love how everyone just relentlessly dung on NFT guys on Twitch. Like, it feels like some hands clasping. Like everyone seems to hate them. It's like that meme where it's like me, my enemies, guy who, from those NFTs. Yeah.

Yeah. Still friends, NFT, no fucking things. Yeah. It's all, it just, a lot of it just seems so sketchy and scammy. Like, I get it in theory. Maybe some of that just seems so sketchy and scammy. Like I get it in theory, maybe some of that stuff seems cool, but I just can't, I have not seen a practical application. I'm like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.

That's how I feel like crypto in general. It's like, but do you really need that or is it just, you just want to buy weed online? I get it. That's kind of how it started and now it's like trying to be more than that. Did you see now on Twitter when you change your profile photo, you could also select NFT? Yeah. Yeah, but you have a hexagon icon.

What's the point? A hexagon avatar. You do that. What was the point of anything on Twitter or anywhere? Yeah. Yeah, it's a very good point. It's a good call on that. I think the only person I follow who has one of those

is I just eat. I just eat. And it seems like she's really big into it. And I think out of everyone I've seen promoting it, I feel like she doesn't do the scammy things. I feel like she's genuinely interested in it. And she's not like trying to shill something. So I'm like, yeah.

Okay, that seems fine. Like, she also is always on the cutting edge of anything technological. I feel. It's a job. It is. Yeah, she's got a no she got bean bolt. I made a She she posted a something on Instagram like commemorating Or like a photo essay of like a The original iPhone or something and I made a comment on her on that Instagram post

I was like I read about a girl one time We got like a 600 page AT&T bill for their iPhone and like no one else who responded to the comments got it. Like, it was like, that was her. That was her. That was her. It came properly. I was like, what are you talking about?

It sounds like she has a misconfiguration in her phone or I was like, I'm trying to like, you should. Did Justin respond? No, Justin didn't respond, but I thought it was really, it made me laugh. Yeah, they sent her a phone in like a box, right? Like, just do not respond, but I thought it was really, it made me laugh. Yeah, they sent her a phone bill in like a box, right? Like it didn't fit in an envelope. Multiple boxes even.

Imagine like a rim of paper, like that's your bill. Absolutely, because I guess they didn't have a system for billing it when it first came out. Yeah, I think it was just itemizing all that tweets because they went through it's text, wasn't it? Yeah, the text, yeah. I's the thing. I was thinking about that the other day too, about how when Twitter first launched, there was no app, you sent a text to the number 40404 with what you wanted to tweet, and then that got tweeted. Like,

what a fucking dumb shit world we lived in not that long ago. To DM someone, you had to like, type it in the main tweet post box. But you had to put like, hyphen D in front of it. I was like, oh yeah. And it just felt weird. It was like, if he's sitting. A high chance of error over there. Yeah, what if it doesn't like take, what if I,

it had to just tweet to everyone? Working with that in that there. Don't put too many of these things. I remember, I once made one tweet by accident, we were filming something out at the studios, I think, out towards Bastrop. Oh, I think we were doing the Pac-Man immersion. And when we were leaving, I was giving you a ride back

into Austin, and I meant to text my wife, taking Gavin home, and I said to four, I sent that text to four zero four instead. So I'm treating Gavin home.'m treating that to the Gavinome. I remember that. I remember seeing it being like, was he trying to mess with you? No.

At least it wasn't something worse. I feel like that's the best of what it could have been. I've been trying to do that. With, I've been playing a new MM, well, it's for Final Fantasy XIV. I've been like getting into that, well it's for Final Fantasy XIV, I've been like getting into that, but I don't know any of the commands. So I tried to do reply,

and I was trying to talk to my friend who's online, but I ended up just replying to the last guy who partied with me. And I'm so I replied him like a hundred times, have you finished the story yet? So have you finished the story yet? He's like, what the fuck? He's like, leave me alone. He's like, leave me alone.

Like this fucking old guy. Eric says I should tweet that right now. I'm gonna take that. See if anyone remembers. No, no. That place was so far out there that I was doing something out there. I think it was like a YouTube thing that had us rent that place to film.

And I was leaving and I was like, oh wait, I don't really know anyone. And I don't think a cab will come a hiss or I was just messing around at Uber and the sound guy from the shoot became my driver. I was like, hey, I was like, oh, this is super awkward. This is way worse than it is. I know, at least you're paying for it, right? Instead of just being like, can was like, oh, this is super awkward. This is like way worse than a stranger. I know.

At least you were paying for it, right? Instead of just being like, can you just, we just work together, can you just give me a ride? Yeah, I was just like, oh, I wonder how long this will take. It's just, that was the quickest one ever. Spider with studios. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's pretty far out there. I still remember a few years ago when Uber and Lyft

weren't available anymore because of like the strike or like there was some city of Austin You can do it. Yeah, and it was during South by Southwest and all these other rideshare apps were like popping up But all of them were not great. I got Pulled over riding one of those rideshairs once It was doing South by Southwest. I was leaving a panel downtown, trying to come back up to the studio here. The dude, we were getting on 35 downtown, who was it, like around fourth street,

there was six street, yeah, right there. That ramp that goes, yeah. But the traffic was so backed up, he had gotten in the far right lane to try to cut in front of it, but that ended up being a right turn only lane. Then when the light turned green, he like darted out in front of everybody, jumped out.

But one of the people he got in front of was a cop. We immediately turned his lights on and pulled us over. He got under 35, then pulled over under the shoulder of 35. Super. Yeah. But also, I guess it's like a shitty move, but is that illegal? Yeah, he was in a right turn only lane. Oh, okay. Gotcha. I didn't know if it was like before it became a right turn only lane. Oh, okay. Gotcha. I didn't know if it was like before it became a right turn only. No, he was in the right turn only. And then, so we got pulled over and then the guys like, oh, I mean, it turns out his state inspection sticker

was expired or his registration sticker was expired. So the guys like getting a ticket for, you know, this right, going straight through right turn, he's getting a ticket for his expired registration or whatever, then he's like, oh, I guess I won't charge you for this ride. And he's like, well, I'm out like 300 bucks. Like, he's trying to guilt me now.

Yeah, you didn't make him do it. Yeah, like you weren't like cut across all every single day and I have to get on I-35 now. Gun it, dude. Yeah, he's trying to make me feel bad. And then, you know, he gets his ticket and he finishes the ride over here. He's like, maybe if you want to give me anything for that,

you know, just because, you know, I got that ticket and then that cat he gets his ticket and he finishes the ride over here like maybe if you want to give me anything for that you know just cuz you know I got that ticket and I got that charge you're like um I don't have any cash or like I don't and I'm carrying cash like I don't have anything to give you yeah I was like oh it was just obnoxious to give him five stars I don't I couldn't because the ride was canceled oh it was oh buddy still took you to where he's going. Great, still, yeah, that's the right. Well, he couldn't let me go. He pulled over on 35.

Oh, that's true. Yeah, so I could just get out. I'm not bad. I'm not bad. I'm not bad. I'm not bad. He was on that elevated part of 35. During self-love.

Yeah, it's like, no, I'm just stuck here for this entire traffic stop now. Man, if I was driving to an I-35, and I saw Gus walking on the shoulder of the highway, I don't know, I don't think I would help you. I would just be like, it's gonna be a story. Yeah, yeah, it's probably for the best. I do wish I was one of those people who helped,

but I'm always like, it's not, I feel bad for him so I used to know my problem. I saw, it's coughing, yeah. I saw, it's when you say that, I drove the other day I was driving, I think it was down the mar, and I was coming up on a red light and there was like a little SUV like, I don't know what Toyota 4Runner or something with the hood up and like there's a dude trying to push it and he's trying to push it like up a slope of us into onto a gas station.

I was like, oh that's not going to happen. Then like another guy like from the parking lot came over, started helping to push and like someone else was driving by and like put their hazards on, stopped their car and got out and pushed. And I was looking at them, I was like, look at all those nice people helping the other guy put it. And I'm just sitting there with my red light waiting,

like, good for them. Light turns green and I just take off and keep it. Waiter, yep. Well, if I seem to have it on this roll. You know, you know what you're capable of, guys. I was like, I wish I was, I wish like, I don't know if you getting out of your car would have been like, oh, thank goodness, help is here. It really does give you a reminder of how heavy

cars are when you're trying to push what you're like, oh, yeah, there's a whole engine involved. No one can't, I can't, you're shit. No. You like, oh, when you get to a level ground, you're like, okay, we can start moving this thing, but the second there's like a little bit of inclined, like, no, this thing is not moving at all. I was with Dan, he was driving a rental car to the airport, obviously we were going to do some shoot in LA or something, and he got pulled over on the way into the airport for speeding. He was going like 35 or something, but it's like super low speed, but then he got in.

Like 15, yeah. Yeah, and he pulled over and then just went through all the stuff and then like as soon as he saw the British driver's license He was just like I do a bunch of paper work Really nothing They were kind of dicks what kind of Lord of the Ring Which date is more door

Which state is more door? They were kind of dicks when the current Austin airport opened up. And for the first couple of months at that airport was open. They constantly had police officers out there running speed traps and pulling people over for speeding coming into the airport. I'm talking like six months, the first six months that airport was open. They were constantly, maybe even longer. This is a long time because I remember getting pulled over for speeding. I think when you first get off of the highway,

pull into the airport, the speed limit's 45. And people didn't realize that. Yeah, people still go. Many signs, they had to head a steam. 50, 55, and they were pulling everyone over forever. Like what a fucking dick move right here to pull people over at this point? No, seeing airport has gotten out of control.

It's crazy. I love how we don't. We present ourselves as this tech savvy city, and we're like, how do airports have you, can someone help us? We have one like line for the TSA project. Have you heard how the airports trying to fuck over the South Terminal?

Like the city of Austin is actively trying to fuck over the South Terminal of the Austin Airport. In what way? So you know, the Barbara Jordan terminal is the main, what people would consider the main Austin airports, where you Airport. And what way? So, you know, the Barber Jordan Terminal is the main, what people would consider the main Austin Airports, where you typically fly out of, unless you're flying like, I think, a legend and frontier fly out of the South Terminal.

Yeah. And you have to go, like, to the other side of the airport to get there and it's far. And it's far, it's not like, just on the other side, it's like five miles away. No, maybe. It's around the entire perimeter. Maybe two miles away. It's a long miles away. No, maybe. It's around the entire perimeter. It's a long drive.

Yeah. And so the Austin Airport Properties, like the Barbara, how can I frame this? Okay, so the South Terminal is operated by an independent company. They signed a lease in 2015, they signed a 30 year lease in 2015 with the option to extend two five year leases after that.

To do it, be an app title. To run the terminal. And they did tens of millions of dollars. I think they spent $75 million improving the Southern terminal, convincing a legion to have their operations here. It's like a kind of an allegiate hub now, a hub's the wrong word, but a legion base of operations. And this was in mind, again, this is just in 2015.

So what, seven years ago. Now now the city of Austin is trying to use eminent domain to take the southern terminal away so they can expand the barbersword terminal and they offered this company two million dollars for it saying that that's what the property was worth. My God. After giving them a 30 year lease and then I don't get me wrong. Fuck company, whatever. But the city of Austin, did you buy that?

The city of Austin is did you buy that to him? The city of Austin is kind of fucking over. It's not me. I read the article on KUT this morning. And I was so mad reading the article. I've been to that terminal. I've used that terminal two or three times, I think now. That is not $75 million. I don't know.

You don't see it on the screen. I could see maybe $23 million. Do you think it's like the price grams and stuff that they've had in the future? So you're right, I was wrong. The company is loan star, invest, loan star airport holdings. They invested $20 million in the South terminal, including $1 million to accommodate a $75 million

a legion base of operations that just opened in November. OK, so they didn't spend $75 million. They spent $20 million. So how does that? Still a lot of money that doesn't look like they spent $20 million on it. It's not a big place. Does that income come from just the airlines using it?

I think so. Like passenger fees and they convince the airlines like we'll give you a better rate if you're at this terminal? I think it's lower cost for airlines to operate out of the South Terminal as opposed to Barber Jordan. Plus also they'll rent out like space for food establishments in there. And there is one place for food in there and there is a food you could go outside in the South Terminal.

They have a little outdoor patio area where they have a food truck. So that's actually kind of cool. So you could actually sit outside. And the best part of the South Terminal too is you could literally park directly outside the front door of the airport. I drove, I've never flown out of there, but I drove there once. I've never seen this. I got to drive down there and look, it's really small. Yeah. And you're right. There's like a tiny parking lot and you just like cross the street and you're in the air. It is very convenient,

but you're also, if you're using it, you're flying a legion or frontier. So, like those like budget, they're like low. I flew there because I was going to Grand Rapids Michigan for a convention was the only airline that had direct flight. Yeah. The seats on a Legion are I'm not kidding. They're probably made of cardboard. Oh, yeah. Like, okay.

You know you have to plop down in the seat. You're like directly on. I will say, what are you doing? Those are cheap flights. Like they have TV commercials all the time. They're like, fly for $39. Yeah, it's like a bus ticket. Yeah, that's like lunch in some places.

Yeah. Well, it's because they nickel and dime you for everything. Right. Oh, okay. Carry on bag, a check bag, a Coke. My everything is a lot of money there. Right, but if you just want to fly, like at the basics, you can do that.

But I've never been on a Legion plane. You want to do it? You want to fly some left? No, I'm good. I'm okay, man. We should do a podcast on an Legion plane. Wow, it's sued by a Legion plane. No, no, you just put your microphones on, right?

Get the credit card, Eric. We'll buy the whole flight out. 39 bucks each. Yeah, round trip. Round trip? You would be able to, like the audio texture that we would get in that like you it would just be so loud. Yeah.

We could use those pilot headsets that you can always hear clearly. I'm like, for a for a for a while. If we're going to do that with pilot headsets, why don't we just get in like an actual like a cool plane instead of doing something on a legion point is to use the South terminal and hard board seats of a legion. We would definitely get angry old guy coming up to us. Guys, they're kids here. It's not a problem.

I got scolded on the plane once for cursing too much. Really? That was a little drunk coming back from Vegas. Just running your mouth in the front of the plane, man. There was a guy in his son sitting in the row in front of me, turned around and told me if I could... He said, I think I would say, he's like, don't get me wrong. I like South Park said, I think I'm way, say it's like, don't get me wrong.

I like South Park also, but. He was trying to get a little bit. I was like, oh, I felt a little bad. I was like, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right. We were flying back from Mississippi, I think, visiting my mom and two of the kids. Like the rows had three seats each. And two of the kids were like on either, like on the kids, the rows had three seats each. And two of the kids were on either,

on the aisle and on the window, and then there was this one guy in the middle of them. And he was like a big dude, sort of like this buff in shape, dudes. He tried to talk them into changing seats for the entire time, and they wouldn't fucking let him. The whole time. I feel like you asked once, they say, no, that's it.

No, he would not let it go. But to their credit, they help their guns. They make it be uncomfortable, they're in time. Wow. Because I think they were like, I don't want to sit next to my sister. Yeah, middle seat. Yeah. Here we go.

Here we go. Austin to Sioux Falls Regional Airport, $39 each way. Let's do it. Only four seats left at this price. And there's four people on the podcast. Sioux Falls is like Idaho or Iowa. South Dakota. I don't know. That's a far journey. No, that's not for a podcast or something. Yeah, actually, how long is that journey? Is it an hour and a half? I bet it's a little bit longer. It's probably probably too much for sure as well. Oh yeah, it's a two hour.

Two and a half, depart 730 AM, land 10 AM. I'm sorry, depart 730 AM. Yeah. If you just have to be in Sioux Falls. Yeah. From the South Terminal. Yeah, we'll do 90 minutes. We'll have a bit of lunch, maybe some like $12 to $15

and then. Well, there's also take off in landing, which we probably shouldn't be recording for, because that's the best fail, we mean? It's the last bit. You gotta turn off your electronics. Not like that, but that's the FCC regulation. Electronics are on these days during takeoff. Yeah, or you only hand-held electronics.

I like that whenever I'm using my iPad with the keyboard on, they're like, could you put that away? I don't, I'm just like, what about now? No, that's fine. That's fine. That's the best iPad in fine. That's fine. They want you to have use of your fingers in a dexterous way if you're using it on a keyboard.

They're too busy. Yeah, I don't remember that. Just using one to type. That's fine. Yeah. We can keep track of the whole. I love like asking the person who's telling me not to do something, whether the next thing,

the next idea I have is okay. It's like when I was filming Jack for Awe, I was using a real camera in like some LA hotel filming the roof. Like, you need a permit to film up here. And I was like, okay, can I use this? He was like, well, yeah, I guess I was like, thanks. I'm just gonna have to put it on. You want me to just put it on?

The phone is fine. Yeah. Professional camera. No. I think the camera was 1080 and my phone was 4K. So it's like, well, you know, it's fine. Yeah. Professional camera. No. I think the camera was 10.8 and my phone was 4K. So it's fine. It's funny. It's funny now that we're doing more like social content that like the phone is typically

our camera. I actually accidentally brought our production phone with us today. We have like a little case for it now that has our brand name on it. But it's nice because if we're in a public space, we don't draw a lot of attention to what we're doing because it's just like someone holding a phone or like if we're in a public space, we don't draw a lot of attention to what we're doing because it's just like someone holding a phone Or like if you're in a place where you're not supposed to film people don't really care as much. Yeah, um We're trying something. I'm trying something tomorrow like a new video. We want to film The one with Chris. Oh, okay, and it's gonna be interesting

Trying to film because like that will be, I'm gonna have to, I feel compelled to ask like when I walk into a business like, hey, is it okay if I film, not you guys, but can I film? But again, it's gonna be your phone, right? I feel like that's not intimidating to a lot of people because people, you do social media everywhere they go now.

Like, building Instagram stories or like whatever and they won't be like, you can't film your social media post in here. Sorry Like no one's gonna do that. I'm just an old man. It just feels weird to me. It's okay But then if you slip it I If you come in with like a handicap then yeah, it's like don't film in here. Mm-hmm. I guilt filmed something at a restaurant the other night What does that mean? Well, it was like a It was like my birthday meal. So it was like quite a nice place and then you sort of just watched the people make the food.

Oh, like the Habachi? No, it wasn't. It was Japanese food. But it was a bit where they were like hitting some fish with a like a hot embass dick and the chef was like, Oh, people usually film this bit. And I just watched no one get their phone out. And I was just like, oh, you felt bad. Oh, no. You pulled your phone out to film it.

Yeah, because that was, that was really good. Yeah, I probably would have done the same thing. Me too. I would have felt too bad. Yeah. That empathy, you got to do something. Yeah. I did something that I feel kind of bad about this past weekend. I don't think any of you know.

I was at a wedding this weekend for Cameron. Some people know Cameron, but he works with us in STF. He was on a podcast episode a couple of weeks ago. He was on the podcast a couple of weeks ago. Lovely wedding. They were doing the bouquet toss. I've never caught a bouquet at any wedding. I've been to a lot of weddings, and I've participated in a lot of bouquet tosses,

and I've never caught it because I at any wedding. I've been to a lot of weddings, and I've participated in a lot of bouquet tosses, and I've never caught it, because I didn't really care that much. I had at least a foot on every woman at that wedding, I think. And so I was just standing in the middle of everyone with my hands up. Like, if you were gonna get it, yeah. I was like, okay, let's put some effort into it this time. Let's actually catch it.

Seater throws the bouquet. It's about to land in this girl's hands. I reached over and just like pull off. That was hell yeah. But like I didn't tackle her. I just like reached in front of someone and grabbed it. It was just in her hands and I just took it.

You're like the old guy at the ball, but you have to have the key over. Did you this shovel down to the ground? No, I immediately went, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm gonna get married first. Did you give it to her or keep it? No, I kept it. I'm sorry, I'm gonna turn around and walk on it. Why are you just ripping off and giving us up? I can't do that.

It's all like tidal. It's tight. There's ribbing and... It's also not mean girls. You get a piece and you get a... We're all gonna get married someday. Oh, that's fucking funny. Yeah, and then I heard Trevor start the car and drive away.

No, okay. You went like this. He was like thumbs up, super enthusiastic. That's a very Trevor reaction. Yeah. And then he started going, Oh man, I got a phone call over the weekend while I was actually in an HB looking for baby formula.

I got a phone call. It was from some 800 number. I didn't recognize, so I didn't answer it. And I was like, it's just, whatever, it's just junk. And then I usually assume with that. Yeah, I get to the aisle with the formula. And as I'm looking, like my phone buzzes again, and it looks like, oh, it actually left a voicemail.

You know, the iPhone does the thing where it transcribes, your voicemail is like, it's a Costco calling me about a peanut butter recall. Oh, the Jiff peanut butter recall. Yes. I was like, I never, I didn't buy any Jiff peanut butter at Costco. I don't know why they're calling me,

but I guess there's like a huge peanut butter recall. What is going on? I think there's a salmonella. Yeah, it's a jiff processing plant in like, Lexington, Kentucky, I think. Oh, wow. Because we had to throw away, we had some of them. Did you?

Yeah, but nobody got sick. I don't, I don't, Will you halfway through the, the job? Yeah, just, Is it specifically through the process? If I got it, I'm gonna have it. No, in general, if you go to jif.com slash recall,

you can see it, like it'll tell you specifically what products and what service are in a mess to look at. I got it. Because we get the Amazon fresh stuff. And they, like, that was, that was one thing where I was like, oh, Amazon, that's pretty cool. Cause they like immediately contacted you.

We definitely have gif peanut butter at home that we use. Yeah, I feel like a peanut butter sandwich to me is my go-to if I've, if I'm struggling to sleep and I've become hungry again, I, I feel like a peanut butter sandwich to me is my go-to if I've struggling to sleep and I've become hungry again, I just quickly whip up a peanut butter. And I just, I was stumbling to the kitchen the other night. I was like, oh, just quickly.

Ah, shh. And I had like went all the way back to the bedroom, got my phone, I was like checking the numbers and I was like, oh, it's hot. I just want my peanut butter sandwich. How do you make your peanut butter sandwich? What's on it? Get a bit of bread.

A bit of bread, right? A bit of bread, right? Peanut butter. That's it? What's on it? I got a pit bread. A pit bread? A pit bread, right? A peanut butter. That's it? You don't do jelly or jam or anything like that? It's my kind of peanut butter sandwich. Just peanut butter. I hate jam and jelly on my peanut butter sandwich.

All right. Where in from, we don't do that. What do you do, Brian? Grape jelly. Okay. Grape jelly on it. But my youngest, like, the four year old, that's a staple of her.

I just one piece, fold it over, peanut, that's all she wants and like she's good God bless. It's the only thing she's easy about My dad used to make peanut peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for us with peanut butter on both pieces of the bread and then jelly in the middle So he would put too much There's only one place that's ending up Yeah, in your stomach because you eat it too much goo place that's ending up. No, we're just, we're just, yeah, and you're stomach. Cause you eat it.

It's too much goo. It's kind of the same. It does a thin layer though. So it's, It's kind of the same reason I don't like tomato on a burger. I feel like it's too gooey and too wet. If you have a thing, it doesn't belong there.

Yeah, it's out of place. Yeah, it's out of place. It's a thick, whole wet slice of tomato, but you have a nice, perfect, like, like, tomato. Tomato is like all water. And then you'd like take a bite on it.

It's just like, squirre, gross stuff. It's like, we already have tomatoes, it's the ketchup. Let the ketchup do it. Yeah, exactly. Don't try to come in, could these double-trace. Yeah. Although sometimes a burger can be a little too dry.

Hmm. It's like really, really thick. It's pretty dry. So your condiments are for like your mustard, your mayo. Yeah. No ketchup on a burger though. Really? Yeah, I don't like ketchup on a burger.

Why not? I don't know. It's either mustard or mayo, but no ketchup. Oh, I get all three. Let's get in here, folks. I hate it mighty fine. Like, when you want red, yellow or white. Like, just, we know these have words.

If you like. You can say ketchup, mayo or mustard. You get the, I'm in a, you don't. Right. These are not registered trademarks of like con agra company Keep coming in and out of that door, but it's just you hitting the table Just like I should get mad at people for doing that now here. I am if you if you can make your incandement But I think together

You guys did this off on praise didn't you didn't you? It almost ended the podcast. I remember this was salad dressing, right? Or like, no, this was way that- Just like a whole recipe. Yeah. Yeah. Right? I don't want to, that's how you feel, Bubba.

I'm not making a claim one way or the other. That's just, I think, what I remember thinking when I was here. I mean, would you consider a condiment to have tater tots? No. No. That's a sign.

Oh, interesting. Gavin, how do you feel about that? I have been through this already. I've lived this one. I'm gonna give a opinion. Anyway, go listen to Bleepface. That's a tough show to promote. Oh, it's horrendous.

With that name? Yeah. How do you, like, how do you tell me? No, no, it's, it's horrendous. With that name? Yeah. How do you, like, how do you tell me? No, no, it's, it's fuckface, but in your, in your way, we also apply guys. F-strix. Yeah, F-star pound. K-face.

Yeah, it also ends the hashtag. So we all have a hashtag, so just hashtag F. Oh, that one. Because hashtags don't carry on beyond the estimates. Hashtag F. It's terrible. It's the worst thing we could have done. Also, I love how whenever you guys have a sponsor, the promo code's always just face.

Yeah, because you can't use anything else. promo code face. I think names in general are dumb. Yeah, and love. Yeah, like Kling is going to say, like nailed it, Gus. The animal podcast, it doesn't matter. What does it mean? Did you tell them on the podcast what it meant? We're still fielding guesses from the audience.

God damn it. Okay. I'm waiting for one to sound good enough that it was your day. I'm waiting to say it whenever. Narik and Jeff are making me wait. That's actually a genius idea for a podcast or any show. You just give it like the letters and you have everyone guess what it means

and then you find the best one just a weird acronym. Oh, that is like you got it. I've said that. This is my podcast JTW. I think on an episode of the show that hasn't aired yet that we taped. I think I said that. I was like I'm just gonna someone's gonna come up with something way better than what it actually is and when I see that I was like, oh yeah, that's it. That's what I meant. What happened to us with STF? You said super taco fun and we're like, that's it. That's what I meant. Like how did it do us with STF? You said super taco fun and we're like, that's really good. You should have done that.

You can do it. I listened to a podcast called Comtown and on their promos, and they have sponsored, like it's a very big podcast. So long. Yeah, Comtown. And it's like use code com. Yeah, use code at Mac Weldon,

but I feel like the sponsor, you know, it's cool with it. Yeah, yeah, that's like Bette DSI. Yeah, there's a speedrunner I like called tomato ainess. And he got his code to be ainess from several companies. We could we could get fuck, but I think we have to be way, way more popular. You can ask them like, hey, you want some fuck? Yeah, you don't have the stroke.

Exactly. Yeah. I think it's good because people want to type that into a promo code box. That's not a 50,000 user stream. Yeah. That's that you got to get into triple digit. Where's that?

It's a construction company. I think it's a construction company that's like closest studio just down Maynard, called CUMB, CUMBY. I don't know if it's supposed to be like CUMBY or QMB or... I knew someone who's last name was somebody. It's a last name, I think.

CUMBY. God shit. Okay, that makes more sense, because I was like, what does that mean? I knew someone, yeah, with that last name. But also it's a story. If it was a neon and there were animated legs kicking. Come by.

What do you think? That actually would be a great name for a point. What's come down about? Yeah. It's a comedy. One of the guys, I was friends with doing stand up. And it's just a comic podcast. It's not, I mean, it's very loose, but it's highly offensive.

I mean, it's highly like... That's the name, Comtown, I think. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It would get an old white guy real worked up if it was playing in a public night. Yeah, no, it's talking about dogs killing people and how we put up with it.

One, the logo is spelled out in drizzly. Oh, so it's crazy. You know, it's crazy. Is, is, come town is actually the backup name for always open. It's where you're gonna call it. Nice. Come cities the next.

Yeah. Come bird. Come, bird. Come, bird. Yeah. Come bird. Come. The big turtle. The big turtle. The big turtle. The big turtle. Come back. Come back. Can that be titled this podcast? Yes, let's do it.

The Comburn Podcast. We will come to RTX for it. Come to Comtown at RTX. This July 1st or 3rd, Austin Texas Convention Center. Hey, can we just call this the Comburn Podcast? Comtown will not be at RTX, but we'll be there. Come see us, RTX event.com. Yeah, come see us.

Yeah, some really confused 20 year old dudes. Yeah, we're moving. No, no, it's just gonna be us. Well, almost everyone from Ristartee will be there. Schedules permitting. I'll be there. You'll be there. I'll be there.

At RTX. Yeah, ship it's the fan has a booth. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not used to official recognition coming from inside gaming. So it's a lot of favorite used to be when you would tweet at Rooster Teal. Can you tweet about the thing we made? They did that. They told they retweeted at one time and they told one of my bosses, please tell Brian to stop. No, we got it. That was the best. Yeah. You should continue.

You should bring it back. Oh, that's not gonna stop me. Yeah. So you guys are doing a booth, but not like a live episode recording or anything like that? I don't know. No, I don't think it's anything that's substantial. I think we're just out there shaking hands.

And are you gonna dress up as like ship captains or something like that? Yeah, we've thought, yeah, I think there's some plans. Yeah, March. Oh, yeah, we have shirts and hoodies. Do you really? Are they on the store now? At the Rupertie store, a ship hits the fan. It's a cool logo.

Use code, come. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. God, people in the comments that they know what that podcast is, they're going to be so mad. We have a week until this comes out. Do you think we could organize with the store team to actually have a promo code just for this podcast for come for 50% off or 20% off or 50%. Maybe not 50, but like 20% off just for just a video of them coming. No, what? What? No, just promo code come. Maybe not 50, but like 20% off just for just the video of them coming

No, just promo code com. See you. I'm Sure, I mean they could do a fagaba. She's say what do you want? What do you want exactly? I want a promo code that lasts from The start of the podcast until maybe an hour after the podcast. Okay. For whatever percent they're willing to give us code, come in the RT store. Maybe like, you know, 20% off 10% off whatever they're doing. You keep saying, you keep saying 80% and then giving me a number. Just I'm just saying.

Let it be any number. 10, 10. This is how I talk about it. Let it be any number. This is the exact same thing. Let it be any number. Get it done if it's any number. So Brian's gonna go after Gavin.

Gavin's gonna go after Gavin. Gavin's gonna be the first. I like your merch. I like the Shippets with that shirt. Thank you. Let me see it. Oh, I had a funny. We got a review. You know, I just looked at the reviews.

And this is my favorite. I'll read it real quick. Oh, I can't wait. If it's okay. From the RT store. From Apple. Oh, podcast review. I thought it was March review. This is a review of ship sets the fan from May 20. Three stars.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Has some potential, but some bits need to tone down. Good content and research information. Charlotte carries the show in as hilarious. Patrick has a clear and informative voice. Great for narrating the heavier topics. But Brian is forcing jokes into the ground and his voice is a shock anytime he speaks due to the

different voice tones slash audio levels compared to the other house, as well as interrupting or spoiling future bullet points to make a flat joke. I can't and I said yeah this is about me, the last graph occasionally make Occasionally make jokes that are borderline offensive to stereotypes Brian speaking in a stereotypical bad Italian accent almost the entire episode And making jokes about the Irish And that was just an episode five. I love I think that should be an official promo. You should use it. Yeah. That was a great ad for the,

I'm just gonna go and listen to the episode. I can't. I don't Twitter. Somebody said, I'm just gonna repost that exact review with five stars. To leave a three star of you is bizarre. Yeah. That's like, you're in different.

Three? That's like the one that's the fan everybody. So I looked up in Apple Podcasts. It's like a t-shirt that you're writing. I looked up, ship hits the fan. You know, you scroll, it's got like all the episodes and the art and everything. You scroll down, it's got like hosts

and it's got everyone's names. And I was like, oh, that's cool. And, you know, it's got like a little circle with your initials kind of like an i-message. It was like, I'm gonna look up Anima. So I looked up Anima, that scroll down to hosts. And there's a picture of me here. There's no picture picture of Jeff and there were no pictures on any of yours? Is it pulling is it pulling from like IMDb or something? No, it's like a straight-on photo of me

I've never seen this photo is there a picture of me and Gavin on the rest of the Very face forward like mugshot looking photo I don't know. It's look up Rissertube podcast. Maybe it's from your phone. It took a picture. It sounds like Nick is doing this. Are you doing it? No, Nick's thing. Yo, yeah, there's a picture of Barbara.

There's a picture of Gavin. What picture is it of me? It's an old photo. Who I don't know what that is. That's me and Alapca. That's like slime-ish. There's a picture of Jack. What?

Do you think there was a community member who maybe like did that camera? Cameron is listed as a host and a guest on the RT podcast. He's been on one episode and it was a couple weeks ago. Did it was either. Maybe it's him. Maybe he's been doing this whole time. Do they have direct access to your spreadsheet? Do you think?

Weird. Where does it come from? Review just came in for next week's podcast. That's crazy. All right, well let's go and wrap this up. I just want to thank you for watching. Don't forget RTX happening July 1st, 3rd here in Austin, more details at RTX of it.com.

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