Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Coronavirus of Laughs - #581

Episode Date: January 28, 2020

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brought to you by Mark Curry and Robin Hood. I'm Gus. Oh, I was so sorry by Mark curry and Robin Hood. I'm Gus I'm sorry. I was looking for a TikTok. I'm Mario. I'm Drew So tall I'm Barbara and I'm just wait. Oh I said I said I'm right before we came back What can you put on our two shot? Oh, yeah, never mind. I know, Nidalee.

I look so little. Can you want to sit on a box or a phone book? A phone book. A phone book or one of those little poster seats in the theater so they have her kids. Oh, yeah. You guys ever use one of those? Oh, no.

I still use them. You probably have to. When I was a kid, those weren't invented yet. We only could see the back of a chair in front of us and we liked it back in my day We only saw half the movie I saw I think the first movie I remember seeing guy. I'm so fucking old the first movie I remember seeing the theater is ET I was hoping for like budge Cassie to send it. I was hoping like a deep like I think they told me that I went and saw

Empire Strikes Back in the Theater, but I don't fucking remember. What year did that come out? 86. No, no, no. 82 or 83. Empire, the first movie, oh, easy, that I can remember seeing was we had a double feature.

We had just moved to Texas, and we went and watched a field of dreams. Okay. And then we went home and then we came back and we watched Haley Joel Osmond. Do the right thing. No, that's the... I see that people.

Oh, the sixth sense. The sixth sense. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was the first seven. The movies are like 13 years apart. I was seven. I don't know.

Yo, yeah. Okay, well, we was a few years ago. Maybe it was another baseball movie with Dennis Quaid. Oh, the rookie. The rookie. No, love the game. How many baseball movies was Dennis Quaid in? He's in every baseball movie. I never thought about that. Do you guys watch the boys? Yeah, or have you seen the boys? The Amazon show? Yeah, just the gender in general. So like Jack Quaid, who's on that show,

he's like one of the main characters on that show. He's Dennis Quaid's son. I didn't realize that it was Dennis Quaid and fucking, you got male sleeps in the ground. Meg Ryan. Meg Ryan. I didn't realize it was like their kid. You say you got male sleeps around?

Sleeps around. He's a new got male sleeps around the time. He's around fucking slut, you know? Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus. He's a new guy male. He's around. He's around fucking slut, you know. Oh, Jesus. Just kidding. He's a... National treasure. Meg Ryan.

She wasn't in that. But it's like, if you look at him though, it was a lady with a fake accent. Good, it was good. If you look at him, it's the same thing that happens when I look at Iris or Luna, where you see both parents like and it like flops, keeps flopping. And you're just like, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you. The boys are really good. It's really good.

We're only on episode four or five. Mm-hmm. So we're not done yet, but fuck that shit. What was about? What was about? It's basically about if superheroes actually existed in the world and like only a certain percentage or amount of people in the world and like only a certain percentage or amount of people in the world have superpowers.

And essentially they've been glamorized in two celebrities. And so they're like. The magic of superheroes were real and they were like celebrity assholes. Big celebrity assholes. There's like influencer culture built in. And we just got past the Amazon Prime.

We got past the airplane episode. We got past the airplane episode. That was fucked up. It's a really, really good show. And they already dumped the trailer for season two. They just went right back into production. They're almost ready to drop season two, right? I think they said, I think all they said is 2020. It is so graphic though.

Oh yeah. And that's something you need to be prepared for. You see it in graphic. If you want to hold like if you want Sexual Real no booty holes on TV. Mariel. That's not that graphic someone kind of indirectly gets killed by a booty hole. Yep. Yep. Yep. Someone is Like Alright, maybe I'm interested. That's two people

Actually now that I think about it. It's on the corner's report death by booty hole I need a I need a new show to watch because the L word just And it's like that made you laugh. I just I just read it in my head Death by what watch you can go from the L word to the boys to the L word. Yeah, that's all you need. Yeah, lesbian to the boys Yeah, they kick it off really quickly in that show. Yeah, if you watch the trailer, you get an idea real fast for like how graphic it is like oh shit the trailer, you get an idea real fast for like how graphic it is. Like, oh shit. I think a watchman is next on our list. I just finished watchman.

Good, good, like, dealt like similar vein, different thing. Yeah. Yeah. Basically, actual superheroes, as well superheroes. So good. I like that we're at a point now where it's like, everyone's accepted superhero as a trope.

It's like a genre. You have, yeah. And now it's like, you can have like these nuanced versions, it's like a genre. Yeah. And now it's like you can have like these nuanced versions where it's like asshole superheroes or anti-superhero, anti-hero superheroes. So a long time, people rejected like comic movies and superhero movies and feel like that. Like when Em Night Shyamalan made Unbreakable

and like there was no marketing that it was like a comic movie or that kind of thing. And it's like, oh, you just got tricked into watching one. You got got. You got got. You got got. Who's in that? Speaking of a superhero movies. You guys probably know this from my social media.

I was like five feet away from Marco Robbie this weekend. Dude, like I was at the front of the stage and she was on the stage. She taller short. Hard to tell because she's up high on the stage. Oh, right, right, right. I want to say she's like 555-6 maybe. 5-6, you nailed it.

And she's like, oh, look at that. Okay, I have a very serious question for you. I have a very serious answer. Okay, you said, I think I'm gay now. Yeah. Right when you saw her. So, in that moment, you and Margot Robbie lock eyes. And then afterwards, you run into her and she's just like, you are the most beautiful person I've ever seen

Do you want to run away with me? But you cannot talk to Trevor ever again What do you do? Oh god If you don't do it, you watch this. Yeah, it's fucking run away with it Barbara Robbie sounds great Barbara and Margo I now pronounce you Barbara and Margo What would be the celebrity name the ship name barbo Marbro

I'm a cigarette man I don't know but I was yeah, I thought you were really close. I saw it was that man. I don't know. Yeah, I thought you were really close. I saw it was that on Instagram. I think on Instagram, I posted it. We were out there. We were in the new Birds of Prey March, including this shirt that I'm wearing right here.

Fiona actually was wearing this shirt. And she's like, I'm going to be so embarrassed if I meet Margot Robbie and I have Margot Robbie on my shirt. I was like, she'll love it. Don't worry. It's a movie. Well, it's hardly quit, right? It's not Margot Robbie. Exactly. Two different people. It's a movie. It's hardly Quint, right? It's not like a Robbie. Exactly. Two different people.

It's a character. It was very cool though. I don't usually get starstruck, but that was a moment where I was just like, I was making noises that I wasn't actually in control of. Whoa. Yeah. Just a lot of like, huh?

Huh? Huh? Hey, hey, hey. Yeah. Has that happened, Ian? I don't geek out. I geek out super, on super weird things. Like, weird people that I wouldn? I don't geek out. I geek out super on super weird things like weird people That I wouldn't think would geek me out like Maria Bampers with my favorite Santa comedians all the time

I've met like other famous people, but then Maria Bampers like hi Maria And she was like can you go get my phone out of my like beat up geo-match on like yeah, Maria anything for you Yeah, I In college I did like red carpet interviews and stuff for TSCV and the only person that I ever met and like literally was just dumbstruck and could like not speak in front of was Gabrielle Union. She's so fucking pretty.

She's gorgeous. She came up to me and I was just like, she's from Brighet on, right? Brighet on, yeah. I found out she's from Omaha, Nebraska, which I went to for the first time, not too long ago. Yeah. I've never been to Omaha.

I used to be a fan of their steaks. Oh, well, yeah, me too. Used to be. Oh, right, you're vegan now. Yeah, vegan now, but it was good. I mean, I just flew into the airport there, but it was not a rest and peace dab. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait I'm vegan now, I don't even eat fair for respects. Oh man, yeah, there's nothing to see in Omaha.

I don't know. I was there for a convention a couple years ago. Yeah, yeah. But it was the dead of winter. I want to say it was like January, February. Oh, the peak of tourist season. And we were in a hotel where the convention was also at. So it was like, oh, you could go downstairs

to the lobby to try to get food, but there's about 600 attendees also there. So good luck. And it was a hotel that wasn't like a chain hotel. It was like its own thing. Yeah. The rooms were a single bed on a wooden platform and a night table and a lamp. That was all that was in the hotel rooms. What else do you need? If you don't like it, you turn the light off.

So you thought you were going? You just pretend like you're not there. You thought you were going to the Radisson, but you actually turned out to go to the Madison, and it was just some girl named Madison. You were in it. Exactly. We're at her house for a parent house.

Oh, Madison. Welcome to Madison. Would you like to stay in my pony room? Not so Radisson. That's a Radisson, what I would have called it. Oh, man. Sadison. Sadison. God dammit. Better than all of us. No, true. Madison that's a rat is what I would have called it

Damn it better than all of us Yeah, not too bad, I'm not too bad. I'm gonna keep going you get you run it into the ground Then you get funny again, right? This is the greatest conversation we ever had a son All right, see I'll tell you go to when you cheat on your wife under actually Madison. Yeah, bring it back. We'll see. We're still going down.

So I feel like I rarely ever have stress streams anymore, but I had one the other day. And whenever I do have a stress stream, for some reason, it's always about this fucking podcast. This is the one thing that causes you stress. This is, I guess, the one thing that causes you to be stressed. This is like the one thing that recurring stress is always about the podcast. I guess it's because it's live. You know, you have to be ready. Everything has to go and don't want to be late.

And you've also been doing it for like longer than you've done anything else, right? It never ends. It's good. I've done it for 11 years and I'm going to be doing it till the day I die. Many, many years from now. But I had one the other day where before the podcast starts,

I normally go out and pee because the one I have to get up during the podcast and I was peeing in my dream. I was peeing and I realized, always risky though, dude. It is, it is risky. Especially you're getting older, dude. This is when it started. It wasn't the dream.

It was in the dream and then the peeing, like the peeing was the start of the dream. Got it. It wasn't the dream. It was in the dream and then the peeing. Like the peeing was the start of the dream. It wasn't an anticipation. Anyway, so I'm peeing and I realize, oh shit, it's five o'clock. The podcast is about to start. And so I have to start running in to try to get here. The intro starts playing and I'm still over there offset. They finish just playing and I run in and I sit down on my chair, but my chair's facing

that direction. Just everything's wrong. Right, and all the lights on the set are off. And I'm have to say like who the sponsors for this episode are, and I don't know. And I'm like, how does this happen? Like this is, and in my dream, the other seats were all empty too. And I was like, how did I, what?

Like how is this possible? This doesn't seem right. I really want to throw a smoke bomb right now and all of us leave. Leave. Just turn a whole lot. Turn us off. Turn us off. Your worst piece confirmed. It's 5-11 now. We got a little bit of time.

Well, you used to have stress-streams read RTX all the time, too. Yes. Not anymore. They're gone now. They're gone. I still have them every now and then. Yeah. They pop up.

We did a thing recently for achievement hunter that hopefully you guys will be seeing soon next week, I think. And the entire the night before I had like I slept from when I went to bed until I woke up at, you know, 5 a.m. for it. But had stressed dreams the entire time so did not feel like I slept at all. And the first dream that I had was that like I was trying to get to the office in time to meet everyone for this thing that we were doing. And my mom showed up to my house and she's like, I need you to take me to HB. And I need to go now before you go to work. And I was like, I was like mom, like I can't. And she's just like, I you

have to take me. So I had to take my mom to HB. And then like, I had like, it's almost like I felt like I woke up and then fell right back into another stress stream of me having to get here, but the only way I could get here was writing a bike. It was just like slow. And it was just like, why does this fucking keep happening? And so my stress streams are work related, but they also like revolve around things that happen to me.

So the other day, I was walking around and Richard Linklider has a studio here, right? So he's like, in the vicinity, he's walking around all the time. And I ran into him and I was like, oh man, that's so cool. Richard Linklider, I love that dude. He's super talented. Go to sleep that night.

He wants to go to HB. He wants to go to HB. I need to take him. Go to sleep that night. He wants to go to HB. He wants to go to HB. I need to take him. Go to sleep that night. Have a dream that my girlfriend's cheating on me with a cheater. Oh my God. I'm not the fuck.

I'm not the fuck. I'm not the fuck. I'm not the fuck. I'm not the fuck. I'm not the fuck. I'm not the fuck. I'm not the fuck. I'm not the fuck.

I'm not the fuck. I'm not the fuck. I'm not the fuck. I'm not the fuck. I'm not the fuck. I'm not the fuck. I'm not the fuck. I'm not the fuck. I'm not the night. I had a dream that Trevor was cheating on me with a older woman with like a cooger and who's just like I thought I was the only older woman for him how could he and it was like some like they're like bet midler-esque type woman

You just you're an old man. Did you do the thing where you like woke up mad and like No, cuz like it's separate those things and like he obviously is not doing anything to give me a reason to dream about that. I think it's just like based on TV shows and like, we're not really aware of it. Sometimes your brain just puts shit together. Is it grabbing at whatever, or throwing it together? Time was fresh dreams.

I was able to problem solve. I have fresh dreams that are so bad that I'll problem solve in the dream. Like I'm bloodfess. Oh God. I saw all this, there was a scheduling conflict and I woke up and I was like, I did it. Like I fixed it while I was asleep.

You're beautiful mining everything in your sleep. I was like, you're all timid. Wait, like, come up with a solution while you're dreaming for stuff happening in your life. It worked. Like, and it worked. That would happen to me when we were planning RTX back in the day.

I would keep, I would get so stressed out and I would think about it all the time, even when I was asleep, I would have to keep a notebook by my bed because I would come up with ideas or solutions and be like, I need to write this down real fast before I forget. And write it down and then like the next up with ideas or solutions and be like, I need to write this down real fast before I forget and write it down. And then like the next morning,

I'd be like, oh, I fixed a ton of problems while I was just sitting. This is great. Doing work in the quiet of the night. Yeah, I hate both of you. Speaking of RTX, it's happening again. I'm most here, no it's not. It's been a while.

July 30th to 5th. July 30th to 5th. So, early bird prices are... Early bird prices are in soon. They end, I wanna say February, the early February, even got like another week. Maybe we can have at most. Pick them up now, there's gonna be a ton of stuff.

You can watch this podcast, which is, you watch this podcast live in person, which is my personal favorite part of RTX. You can come up here. Yeah, cause it's all about me. It's a lot of stuff. There's a lot of stuff you can meet a bunch of other people who share your love for things for

Steve's related or just geeky stuff in general. And we'll all be there. I think you'll all be there, right? Yeah. I'll be there. Oh, yes. For the July and the end of the American time. This episode of the received podcast is brought to you by Mercari.

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Oh, yeah. Thank you, you just turned 32. I said 30 dose, yeah. 30 dose, just Drew's birthday this past weekend. So you're Aquarius, curious, tourist moon rising. We looked it up the other day. Oh Not really like just let's do it. Let's I never know what the shit is. So let's just look it up Yeah, I want to see what mine is. I don't know anything time. You're born. Yeah, I'd I just look at Aptop co star. Yeah, co star will tell you a cancer. I'm a cancer. I think Virgo is my

Yeah, Kusar will tell you a cancer. I'm a cancer. I think Virgo is my Moon I have a Virgo moon makes sense. Yeah, I should see for compatible because you can add someone else's info into it It just gets too weird for them. It's like oh, no, we're not compatible. I got to go. Yeah Yeah, like people break up over the head. I'm sure there are people Oh, yeah, I did tell you the first thing that happened when I met Jeff and Griffin years ago, right? I don't think so. So this was 2009 or 2010, 2009. When I visited Austin for the first time, it didn't work here yet,

but I was coming to visit, I was gonna say with Jeff and Griffin. And I get to their house, Griffin picked me up from the airport, I get to their house, and I'm like talking to them for a while. And then just like, oh, what's your sign by the way? It's like, I'm a cancer.

Both him and Griffin went, pfft. Pfft. Really? And it's like, yeah? It's the whole month of the year. And they're like, we don't get along with cancers. And I was like, I'm sorry, like,

I'll do my best to break through that for you. But I think because like both of their X's were cancers or something and like to have that experience. So now they judge a 12th of the population. I guess so. Based on a random, uncontrollable fact. It was just, I'd love to know Eric Badoor's birth chart. Eric, when are you born?

I am a May 10th. I'm a Taurus and I'm, oh, what time were you born and where? 9, 10 a.m. in San Diego, California. You know, do you need to know my mother's maiden name? Yeah. I'm free school. Yeah. I'm free school.

We're all of your. Yeah. What's that really Eric was at the soundboard? That would be one long soundboard left that he's got pre-programmed. He knew I was gonna add. What year Eric? 1986. Old man. A little baby.

Like this old guy. What? I'm just very, my girlfriend is very, very into astrology and like knows a lot about it and it's kind of, it's like almost like a hobby of her to like know it very, very into astrology and knows a lot about it. And it's almost like a hobby of her to know it very, very well. So obviously now that we've been dating, I pretend to know things. And I do the same thing whenever people tell me their signs, and I'm always just like, oh, what is that? I'm like, I have no fun.

I have no idea. It's just everybody always makes that. It's going to make you second guess it. Yeah. Ooh. Apparently Ronald Reagan was born on May 10th as well. Same year. Same year. Eric Bredour is as old as Ronald Reagan. Thanks, man.

You're welcome. Hey, was that the board? I think that was real Eric, because I felt like I heard him as well. I could have been either. Real Eric. I wanted to be. Yeah, baby. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know.

I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know.

I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I came up with a list of names and I want to say no is anyone here like a big Pokemon player

I'm not a big Pokemon player at all. I was a hundred percent into red and blue and then have not Pokemon sense Okay, I could name like three. Okay. Well, I came up with a list of names that we can try to figure out whether or not They're Pokemon or prescription medication If we were playing this already. Can I just say before we get into this that I am a whole dumbass because Eric came out and he mentioned this to kind of have it in our heads, right? And I, my first thought was like, oh, I guess I'll show us a picture of it. And he was just like, wait, what the fuck is wrong with me?

It's a pill. Do you throw a Poke, wait, what the fuck is wrong with me? Is it a pokeball at this or do you take this orally? I'm sure there is a Pokemon though that is pill-shaped. Oh, yes, there is. Like Diglett. Well, nobody's all over the place. Oh, they're all a little pill- You don't know what's under the ground though.

Have you seen that? The jacks. Oh. Jack, please. We play a game next time where you show us Pokemon and we have to determine whether we want to eat them or fight them. Okay.

What's the fuck? That's a good one. Oh, no Come on kids game. I'm sorry. What's our first one? Star likes fuck Nitterina what? Nitterina Is that a Pokemon or prescription? I'm gonna say a sentence prescription. Oh, Nitterina. Okay. I'm gonna say Pokemon It's a Pokemon. It's a Pokemon. I'm gonna say, Can you get an assentant? Prescription. Oh, Nidorena, okay. I'm gonna say Pokemon. It's a Pokemon.

It's a Pokemon. It's Pokemon man. I'm gonna go Pokemon? Not Dammit. I think it's a Pokemon. I think it's Pokemon. I think it's Pokemon. Oh, I got the last one.

It's a little guy. He's a little like light pink one, right? Because there's like Nidorian and this. It's a horn. There's a girl, but Nidorian's a guy, right? Right? Nidorena is the lady. Yes. It's a female counterpart to Nidorino. Nidorino. I was close. Also whose voice are we here? Dennis cool Dennis 3.0. Oh Dennis affirmative

All right, okay now I want a Dennis on board One I've read how many of these are eight. What was it? Trish I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it.

I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it.

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I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna go prescription. I'm gonna go prescription on this one. Yeah, I'm gonna Pokemon on this one. Drew? He said prescription. Hi. What is it? What is the prescription for? I gotta look it up now.

Yeah. Three lungs. It's a cholesterol medication. Oh. It helps reduce cholesterol and triglycerides. Oh, that's probably it. Traglycerides. Traglycerides.

Try. All right, what's our next one? Break core for core. Ben and Carr. Oh, Pokemon. Ben and Carr. Ooh, Pokemon. Mm.

I'm going prescription on this one. I'm gonna go Pokemon. I'm also gonna go Pokemon. Ooh, gotta catch him. Oh. Oh, baby. I know my Pokemon. What's a Benacar?

Benacar. It's a Benadrill. It's a bunch of words. I don't know. You've got a Benacar. It's the train high blood pressure. They're your hypertension. They're your hypertension.

High blood pressure. Is that the sound word? That was the sound word. No. That was the sound word. What's the next one? Oh, fuck. Spareva. Spare one? Spareva.

Spareva. I've seen this commercial. That's a prescription. Spareva. Keep jerking it. I'm going to spareva. What? Yikes.

What? Children. I'm going to go prescription. I have a good feeling about it. Spareva. I'm going to go prescription as well. Prescription. Prescription. No, I'm just going go prescription as well. Prescription. Prescription.

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Show me a Pokemon. Description. What? Oh, I should have gone off. A big blasting. That sounds like Vin Diesel's shitty stunt double. Yeah. It sounds like a movie would do.

Yeah. It's a cancer medicine. Oh, medicine. Oh, medicine. Vin Blasting is a, you know how when we did the, what was it, the extra life Pokemon for like the Rooster. Oh yeah, that's what Vin Diesel's would have been if he worked here. Oh, yes. I heard a bunch of the poster we did. Yeah. Yeah. Do we have any more? Yeah.

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I don't know. What do you win? She wins another. You're full of random description, dogs. We don't know what these are. We found them on the floor. She wins a cool Dennis 3.0 voicemail greeting for her phone. Oh, hell yeah.

Yo, I paid good money for that. Cool Dennis. Is that real? You've reached mario Oh my god I could hear I could hear the leather jacket in his voice Dennis Dennis what would mine be you didn't win you didn't win Dennis, Dennis, what would mine be? You didn't win. You didn't win.

You're really hard. I'm going. Cool, Dennis. Man, he's really ever since he rebooted him and updated him. He's been killing it lately. Please stop. What the fuck was that? Wait, who controls the sound? Please stop. What happened to you? Wait, who controls the sound? My controls are there.

What happens if you press all the buttons at the side? No, no, no, no. You're so good at that. That was definitely him and not the board. Oh, wow. I hated that so much. Oh, man. I can't wait much. Oh man. Ooh. Ooh.

I can't wait for a chat to see that. Or to get to that, to hear that. So I read something that kind of blew my mind the other day. You know, remember that McDonald's jingle, the, I'm loving it. Buh, buh, buh, buh. That was written by a rapper named Pusha T. I don't know if you're So he wrote that jingle back in O5 or whatever for McDonald's what yeah, and apparently he I guess this just came out fairly recently He didn't get any publishing rights where it's he didn't you know

He gets got paid up front to make this jingle right and he said it was a huge mistake for him not to get publishing rights for it That he wished he had because he would got more money. So he wrote the Arby's jingle. So we have the meats. Really? Wait, that's just like how much after? Like how much more? It's just like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

Yeah, it's just some dude we have the meats. Like that's it, like he's not. It's what's his name from being Rames. Yeah. Oh my God. Cause like early push a T jingle, when he was at the McDonald's, clearly tried. Like that's a clear try. The Arby's jingle is just somebody banging on a piano and then V-Rames go, we have the

meats. And I go, like, where's my check? Like, so he has 40% of the publishing rights. We have the meats. Wait, how long between those times that he, like when did the Arby's come out? I don't know. I mean, that's a decade. I feel like McDonald's, he became Pusha T

and then Arby's, Arby's himself. Ah, Arby's time. Arby rise, Sim. What do you think is the most iconic fast food jingle of all time? Who? I mean, would it be, I'm loving it? I mean, it's close.

Like the tagline? Yeah, or like something like, if you're like McDonald's, you could easily quit your name with that is. Right, it's so short. I always think about chilies. Right, I'm a little bit big, baby, baby. I think I was an Adi just seeing Dallas. We came up with that, yeah.

I have beef actually. Do you have beef? I have beef and I have ribs? Dairy queen slogan here take stuff sign from Texas. That's what I like about Texas. That's what I like about Texas. That's their slogan It's the song and it goes and there you What I like about Shockingly on pitch pretty good. That's how it goes. Go get it.

We're gonna be anti monetized for that. So, it was just so accurate. For the thing. No, see, sorry. She's fine. So anyway, I was going, I was going to go a sweet treat with my friends. We stopped at the DQ and I'm with one of my friends

who's from Seattle and we started talking about it and I was like, oh, like what do they say up in like the Northwest? She was like, what do you mean? And I was like, well, clearly it's what you like about Texas. Is it not gonna say it up up there? Yeah. And she was like, oh, I don't know.

Like they have all these different sorts of jingles and whatnot. And so then I was like, oh, well, you know, I mean, it makes sense of dairy quenus from Texas, Texas stop sign. That's what I like about Texas. And I fucking Google it. They're from Illinois.

Yeah, they're not from Texas. They're not from Texas. Carpet baggers. They cannot be what you like about Texas. The Texas top sign. And you're like looking at Barbara and be like, Barbara. That's what I like about America.

What she is in America. She's currently here. It's false advertising. It just means there's not as good of stuff as Dairy Queen in Texas already. Like saying like, oh, as Derek Queen in Texas already like Saying like oh Barbara's already Barbara's in Texas. We already have a But like Derek Queen on in no reality is the best part of Texas Any state really like there's always something better than

Blizzard's are pretty good. Yeah, I mean sure we have barbecue here, right? We have to get a blizzard at barbecue So you would put blizzard. They don't compete. He's vegan, so he can't really have either. This is just an academic argument for me. Completely theoratics at this point. If you could eat one piece of food right now, that's not vegan.

Just to break it. Homes like pizza. That's the one thing. Pepperoni and mushroom. Homes like pizza. That's the one thing. Yeah, pepperoni and mushroom, Homes like pizza. Do you miss cheese? There's a lot of good replacement cheeses, but really? Yeah, because back in the day, when we make vegan cheese pizzas,

the pizza plays a work that it smelled like coconut and ass. It's in that order. Yeah, I mean, it depends on the application. And it was so wet. It was the wetest bed of that. It's a cheese. Thank God. But yeah, this is something about,

there's nothing as good as like a good real cheese. Like you can get a vegan cheese. It's like, yeah, it's all right. But just there's not like home slice. Yeah, I missed that. I had some, I had to die at, you know, I'm sure you had cheese cake. Mm-hmm.

I mean, I tried it yet. Oh, it's so good. Like 100% what I thought it you had cheese cake. I mean, I tried it yet. Oh, it's so good. Like 100% what I thought it was regular cheesecake. It's that good. We brought vegan collages to the audience. I did. And they didn't suck. That was, I think that was high praise.

Yeah. They were, I'm happy that they were all eaten. Yeah. I was like, I'll know whether or not people like it based on whether or not any are left at the end. Yeah. And they were all eaten. And even Eric showed up and stole one. Even Eric. You can't trust him. I was like, how did you find out? He's like,

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I thought I'd like about Karen and O.A. Plus. I'm getting a toba. Terry Queen... Canada. I think we had it in Canada, unless I'm like mixing my two memory banks here. Oh yeah, someone said Dunkin' Donuts, America runs on Dunkin'.

Right. That's another one. We here. That's good. The only difference between Canadian, DQ and Texas DQ is that all the ice cream comes in a bag. A bag. Oh, it was a, we treat you right

from the early to mid 1990s. The slogan, hot eats cool treats and think DQ were used and proceeded the aforementioned line in the Derrickwing jungle. Yeah, I think that's what it is everywhere else, but for some reason here in Texas, it's what we like about Texas. Speaking of Duncan Donuts, I have vegan beef with them. Vegan beef. Vegan beef. Vegan beef. I got really excited a couple of weeks ago because they announced that they were introducing a plant-based Beyond meat sandwich in collaboration with Snoop Dogg Called the beyond DO double G sandwich

Yikes, and I was like yeah, I'm gonna go eat that. It's not a vegan sandwich What cuz the buns got eggs. It has egg and cheese on it. It's just like a vegan meat patty. I was like, don't say it's a plant-based sandwich. It's this fucking cheese and egg on it. I got really excited, and then really disappointed it. But it's a beyond dog sandwich? Like, that's what it is.

No, no, no, it's a beyond sausage patty. No, but like, it's the beyond DODB. DODB. DODB, not dog. But like they're eating that. They still want the double G. They still want the double G. Like that was a whole,

that was a whole week of marketing just being like, guys, we can't call it Beyond Dog. So vegetarian, not vegan. Right. But it's a glazed donut. Ooh, that fucks. I caught really hungry just now. I started drooling.

It was a limited time thing. They might not have it anymore. Just bring your own vegan bread wherever you go, Gus. I'm gonna be that fucking weird fool. Just a bag with a whole head of lettuce, and it should be like, hold on guys. Yeah, this is what I was craving. Gotta make my own things.

I said I was gonna go to Chili's, because I ordered Chili's in like not too long ago, because. Shame on you. Why not? Because why not? Excuse me. Barbara knows chili's fux.

Okay. Chili's does fux. They have a fux in like, you get three meals for 10 bucks. 10 bucks, three for 10. You could feed a whole family. It's true. Yeah. This fux is not brought to you by chili.

That's why chili. Throw that out there. Or dairy queen. But we went and I had, I think I got like the chicken crispers and it had the, like it had corn on the cob on the side and then we got it and put it, brought it back home and so I pulled out my mayonnaise and I pulled out my thakin. And I was like, this is the most-

This is the most- Jesus Christ story. I went down to the chillers and I had the chicken crispers but I brought my own mayonnaise. So I forgot. It's a heat. And the heat. Well, then I was like, I was like,

we're eating at home and I was just like, oh my god, this is so good that I wanna go to Chile and I actually wanna go to eat there and just ordered that corn on the cob and bring out my own mayonnaise and I'm thinking it'd just be like, hold on. You put mayo and corn on the cob. Oh bro.

It's like for a professional move. Really? I grew up putting butter and salt. Okay. Replace the butter with the mayonnaise. Yes. No. Hold on.

I want to do, I've been wanting to do this RT life where I just like do different Mexican snacks. Yes. So you guys can try them. So maybe we'll do that soon because it's, no. Friends only. Friends only. Friends only.

One time when I was in college. I want to look at this. Oh, okay. How is that on the board? How is that on the board? What's up? Look at it Barb. What that on the board? How's that on the board? What's up? What's up?

Look at it, Barb. What time was it? That looks so good. When I was in college, most of my roommates were like, quite guys from around the country like didn't grow up in this area. A couple of more Hispanic. But anyway, I had gone home for some reason

and I bought a bunch of salimonde and I brought it back and I was eating it one day and something were like, what is that? I was like, oh, you wanna try it? It's like Salt and lemon. My jowls. I guess I didn't properly prep them for it because one of my roommates was from Baltimore and he ate it. And then he just started drooling uncontrollably, like the live upfalling out of his mouth.

And we were like, what is this? My cheeks just got really... Oh, man, this sounds so good right now. I just watched a cut of a video we did for our T-Life where Chad makes us try the one-ship challenge. Oh gosh, that sounds so good right now. I just watched a cut of a video we did for our two life where Chad makes us try the one chip challenge. Oh gosh, the worst thing. We only take like a bite of it. We don't have the full chip and we do not do well. No.

Well, I did okay. You did okay, surprisingly. I was like very surprised that we did. Chad almost died. The fact that Chad was presenting that challenge is like, we will go have a chicken strip taco and he's like, this is too spicy. Yeah.

He can't. Yeah. He does not bring his own to him. No, he does not. He does not. Yeah. How do you handle spice will? Oh yeah.

I'm not like Adam Baird level, but. We should give you the one chip. No, I would not. No. I'm not crazy like that. Just try it. I would not do that. I'm saying.

I just, the one chip was bad, but when we did, Meg Turnie came back last year for RTX and she made me do this like ramen thing. There's just a spicy ramen and I ate most of it because the whole thing was like, okay, we were punished for whatever game we lost. And like you could win by eating the most of it. And I was like, this is stupid. Why would I do this? But I ate most of it and I was like this is stupid Why would I do this but I ate most of it and then was literally like shitting myself? Yeah, just the worst shit Tyler eight none of it, right? Tyler ate none of it a little bitch He faked it so well and he he watched the video back. He's like pertinent either. He's just like And does he is he like yeah, he's like

Selling it. Yeah, he sold it really, really well. Good actor. Great actor. Commit to the bit. Oh, man. Yeah, so that's one of the many things people could see if they go to RTX. That's true. If you go to RTX, hope, and if Tyler comes,

then you'll see my revenge on him, because I'm in a, I don't know, one minute dude, I'm gonna do something. She's going to kill him, why I want to say it. People don't want to miss out. Because they're not there, they're not going to see it. Yeah, it's not going to be live streamed. Oh, yeah, you don't.

You don't want any proof getting out there. The other day, go away. I had a fucking strange people are weird. In general, people are weird. A fair assessment. And I had a very strange, I didn't even have a direct, I had a very strange indirect interaction with someone. I had to go up to the tire store, discount tire.

Hell yeah, I go up to the tire store. I'm ready to Trevor once in a discount tire. Can I tell you that? Sorry to derail, but like, Trevor's in the tires too. But like, when are you gonna run into somebody to discount tire? Celebrities, they're just like us.

They're just like us. He thought I was a fan. Trevor, and he goes, oh, oh hey. I thought you was a fan. Trevor, and he goes, oh, oh, I thought you were a fan. It was like the day I was. But I was at the discount tire and I'm waiting right there. They're putting your tires on my car, whatever. And I'm sitting there in that waiting room. And if you've been there, you know, the waiting rooms aren't tiny,

but they're not huge. You're in the inside's room. And I said that I brought my Switch, my Nintendo Switch with me, and I'm playing Stardew Valley. And I keep hearing what I think is like, a middle school band performance? And I'm like, looking around, like, is there a, feel like, is there a middle school nearby? Like, is there a band practicing somewhere?

I'm like, looking around, I'm looking outside. Like, I don't think there's any schools around here. There's a key playing. And I keep fucking hearing this. Like, it sounds like middle school band. And I realized that one of the other people waiting in the waiting room is watching a middle school band performance on their phone with the volume turned up all the way. Wait, did you have headphones for your switch?

No. And I was like, why are they doing that? Like, people don't want to go to those to. No. Uh-huh. And I was like, why are they doing that? Like, people don't want to go to those to begin with. This person's like watching on their phone, subjecting all of us to it. So I'm like, trying to figure out who it is. I can't figure it out because the way the rooms laid out. And then the band started playing Mary had a little lamb. Get out. And it was the funniest thing in the world to me. Like, I couldn't stop laughing. I had to walk out of the discount buyer

because I was laughing. Like it was close to the point of tear streaming down my face. Oh my god. Because they were playing fucking Mary has a little laugh. Like nobody wants to hear this. I have full volume at a discount buyer. Who is this maniac? I also like a fucking high school band playing

where you had a little lamb. Like those are just the worst of both worlds. And up next, hot cross bar. Oh, haha. Something about it just struck me just right. Oh, man. I had to, I had to leave for a little while.

I was like recomposed myself outside. But then you looked like the crazy, like, right, that person didn't know. Right. And then you look very crazy person cackling to yourself. Someone else is telling the same story to be like, right, right? Someone started laughing. Yeah, no.

Dude, the discount tire was playing his video game and then it wasn't hysterics. I had to leave the room. I become less afraid to tell people when they're doing something shitty like that. Like if someone's on a plane and they're listening to something that headphones on, I'm like, no.

Do you say something? I go, excuse me, do you mind putting your headphones in? Whoa. How long do you wait? Oh, I'm traveling with you forever. I'll give it like a good like three, four minutes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Then I'll say something.

Yeah. Cause it's like maybe they like don't realize or maybe they're just watching like something quick but it's like their music is playing or they're watching something. It's like, mm-hmm. So you have somebody like not do what you tell them to. If you ever had like somebody be like not a dog.

No. But there have been, I think there was a panel I was at one time when someone had brought their kid to the panel. Yeah. And the kid was playing on like an iPad. And they're playing one of those like little kid games. That's like animal sounds or something like that. But I'm on the panel.

So I'm not gonna be like, uh, ma'am, could you shut your kid up? Could you shut your kid up? What you do is you give the kid a seat up at the panel and be like, come on up. Come on up. Sit right here. Let's all listen. Give him a mic.

What sound does the cow make? Let's all find out together. But I used to be terrified of saying anything to anybody. I was like, I don't want to interrupt their whatever and cause a scene or a problem or whatever it is. No, thank you. Yeah, I couldn't figure out who it was. And then I started laughing.

I was like, all right. I'm out. It was probably a band teacher getting ready for regionals. She'd be like, they're so good. It's like a rival team. Mary had a little lamb, it's so progressive. Nobody's done Mary in 10 years. The strangest one to me is people who walk around

like H.E.BB or any grocery store playing their music like on speaker. In their pocket, yes. Right. What are you doing? I'm like, congratulations. You. Thank you.

We all don't need to hear that. Yeah. I'm like, you hear that? That's music playing in the store first. We I want I want to hear hollownotes. Yes. I don't want to hear. Dude, the HB the other day had just like the most slapping playlist.

It was just all the skate track, like the skate rink tracks from the 90s. And I was like, what's, gosh, what's the one? The rhythm of the night. Oh, it's the one, yeah. Yeah, like that brand. Like that, that's what I'm thinking of.

Just all of those songs you like at the skate rink and like dance music from the 90s. And I was just like, cruising on the cart, was like, yes, yes. You're much I just dancing I like blacked out oh man do you go grocery shopping hungry oh god I mean on accident yeah like seven o'clock I'm like I'm gonna starve death and I'm as old as shop for the week yeah by everything but then now I've got all these like chocolate pandas in my cart and I can't do anything with it those are so good so looking good chocolate panda oh girl uh yeah it's chocolate pandas in my cart, and I can't do anything with it. Those are so good. So looking good. Chocolate pandas.

Oh, girl. Yeah, it's like the international food aisle. Yeah. Oh, little, oh, maybe, maybe pandas. Yeah, yeah, they're from Japan, right? Yeah, yeah. But there's another kind called the koala's march. Very rare, very hard to come by.

Much better. Oh, damn, girl. Koala's march. That one, I'm not familiar with. This podcast is not sponsored by Chili's, koala's's March or Dairy Queen. So we were talking about music that reminded me. I sent this to Eric a few weeks ago, two weeks ago. I found this list of the 50 best-selling albums worldwide. Oh okay. And I already have the, but I was curious to know if you all could Think of what you think the best-selling album in the world worldwide is

You can't go any of the top five. Is it one that we all know like you're like, oh, you'll know it I think most of these yeah, you would know it's not like an obscure. Could you save it? Male or female artists bands or bands? Marietta little lamb with a bland middle. If I if I the number one. Yeah No, I've tried to figure out whether or not I should say anything. Yeah, sure. I'm no Okay, no number one world-tied Of all time all time Vinga boys

Vinga boys do not appear to be on the list. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Was that worth it? Was that worth it? It was. I think so. Think of what was it coming? Number two, Pink Floyd, dark side of the moon. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Number three, Whitney Houston, the bodyguard. Yes. Really? Yeah. The one that shocked me the most was number four. The grease soundtrack. Grease one. Yeah. Tell me more. Tell me more. Yeah. Very good.

Grease two is better. The only person who's ever said that. It is true of the world. That would have been real shocker. And then number five. The grease two soundtracks. Number all time worldwide the number five is a Led Zeppelin for Okay, how can grease make it on there all the Led Zeppelin for is number five? How good music? Beatles and Queen highest Beatles one is 27 Wow, it's all those middle school dances man You're always they're always playing tell me more or whatever that song is like I can sing two grease songs I don't I guess I can see like nine queen songs to the Queen

I was gonna look up queen man Damn, dude, nowhere. Wow nowhere. No, no, no, no, they're the time to the Vanga boys Yeah, well Vanga boys it's better. Let me just tell you all right Grace wow, I know I was shocked tell me more Vega boys it's better, let me just tell you. All right. Grace? Wow. I know, I was shocked. Tell me more. Did you get very far?

They got pretty far. They got pretty far. Number four, we'll shock you. I wanna ask you about something. Go on. Cause I think you're probably the only other person on this set who's seen it, weathering with you. Yeah, oh yeah.

You saw it. Yeah I did. And I think you said you had a story behind this. I did, so I've, I've, I go to movies all the time. I enjoy movies., you saw it. Yeah, I did and I think you said you had a story behind it. So I I've I go to movies all the time. I enjoy movies back about it. I love them cinema And we're gonna see I love anime and we're gonna see weathering with you And I've never I've had talky audiences. I've had like loud audiences about routing audiences I've never had a cringy audience until cringy audience it was a cringy audience and I couldn't what does that mean? Would you see it?

AFS started at the Austin Club site. So no rules. Just right? No, no, a little plug. It's great. That's another one. Well, no. Yeah. Out back. Out back. But like, it was just too loud and too hard at all the jokes. And like, the jokes were good. They're good like kid jokes, but it was like a full and then just people talk. There's like some spoilers. I'm not going to mention from the movie, but they. And like, the jokes were good, they're good like kid jokes, but it was like a full, and then just people talk, there's like some spoilers.

I'm not gonna mention from the movie, but they were just like, oh my God, like just loud. Is there like certain people show up? Yeah. And so, and like, just full brought, like just, oh my God, it's them. And just like, I don't need that.

And like, we're at the, we're at the Arthouse movie. So it's like, dude, why are you even talking right now? Yeah. But I just, and I've never had that happen before. And I don't know. I'm okay with like, gas and like, laughing and stuff like that. But when people actually give comments, it was something like the delay of laughing.

It was like, because usually everybody laughs together or like the joke's funny enough that it's a big laugh. And like, I laugh pretty easy. But there's just like, there was a pause, they would read the subtitles. I guess they weren't very quick readers. They read the subtitles, they were like, I guess it's weird, like if laughter's mis-timed based on people's reading.

That's what it was. So it was a very involved audience, but it was because they were mis-timing it. And so it was just like the whole time, I kept getting like blipped out. I was just like, oh y'all y'all come on. But the movies solved beautiful. Very beautiful. I want to see it. I haven't seen it yet. Did you like your name? Yeah, you love both. Yeah, your name's so good. We said the laughs were too much. It was just like like because the jokes weren't fun. It was like

a funny issue. It's like they were, like people were trying to enjoy it. We almost too much. It's like you could feel their energy, just like, I'm gonna enjoy their fun. I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like this one. I paid for it, gonna laugh the fuck out of it.

I'm gonna lick this movie. I'm gonna lick this movie. I'm gonna lick it. Have you guys ever tried to change your laugh? No, it's impossible. I'm not happy with you. I'm happy with you. Did you? Did you? Did you?

We're somewhere in a laugh where we're getting ready. This is a new laugh. This is the one I'm trying out. Are you trying out? No, I had a friend recently who, he was like, hey guys, I realize I don't really like my laugh so much, so I'm going to like change it up. Like let me know what you think. What?

He said, like he sent out Instagram stories to all of his friends and he was like, all right, option number one. My God. Option number two. My God. Option number two. Did he commit to one though? Like is there one now that he was done? So I then I asked him because I was like option number four, which was, I think

option number four was he was just like, and then he goes, Jesus. He should do that one. I was like, option number four is still my favorite. And he then like later on a few days later, he tweeted about it and was like, he's like, oh, I've had this existential crisis because I wanted to change up my laugh,

but now I've been doing it so often that I don't even remember what my original laugh was. Oh, gosh. Dicter remember laugh? Yes, so. And so anyway, so then I started thinking, it was like, well, if I could change, I feel like my laugh's really annoying.

I love your laugh. You have one of my favorite. I also don't enjoy my like, high-end laugh. You guys literally have two of the most infectious laughter. Oh, God, I hate my... I'm like, it's true. It's like, it says that too. She's like, if I can make you laugh, like I know.

It's so good. You have the coronavirus of laughs. Yikes. It's the easiest way to pinpoint me anywhere is if I'm laughing at something or if I sneeze. Like, I'm able to be detected like across a mall, just like, oh, he's over there. What kind of laugh do you want?

Like if you could like try one on for size right now and you just try life like try a whole lot. I just feel like really small. I'm just like, so do me a little bit. I do like a very do me a lot. I would be do me a laugh in sneeze. It would be a combo package.

Would it be one of these sneezes? Yes, 100%. I don't, which by the way, I don't get people with sneezes like that. Like your sneeze. It'd be a combo package. Would it be one of these nieces? Yes, 100% which by the way, I don't get people with sneeze like that. You got to get let it out. Let it out. Were these like sneeze shamed when they were young? I think it's just like, I know a lot of women who sneeze like that and I think it's they're trying to be like polite or like quiet about it because there's something I guess

maybe less attractive about it. I'm just excited when one of my eyeballs doesn't pop out of my head when I sneeze through my leg. My sneeze is loud and wet and disgusting. Yeah, it's awful. Same. I embrace it though. Did you guys, I don't know if you were probably in another building, but whenever there

was an animator who sat next to the broadcast room when we had all the animators here and his name is Gabe. And he would sneeze the most beautiful sneeze. And it wasn't like, it was melodic. It was melodic, but it wasn't like he would fake it. Like he would legitimately sneeze. And he would sneeze and you go,

ah, choo. I was gonna be like, choo. I forgot about that. Yeah. Uh, choo. I would've recorded it, like without him knowing. It was a massive, amazing. It was a massive, amazing, amazing.

I don't know. I would want to change my laugh. I don't want to change it, too, though. I don't think you guys have to change shit. I'd change it. I love it. I have a friend back home in Canada who had like, the most contagious laughter out of anybody.

We were at a comedy show in time with Jim Gaffigan performing. And at one point, he made a joke and she starts laughing. And everyone else starts laughing because she's laughing. Like it's that kind of laughter. I'm like, I would kill for that.

Yeah, it's like if you're doing comedy, you want to, right? You want that person? You want that person to be a up to that show, right? I just get the church giggles all the time and that's the problem. I will always be somewhere that I'm not supposed to be giggling and then you're like,

it's the same, and then I'm like, this is bad. I have to do all the all hands elsewhere. I can't go to the all hands at RT because I just start like, like just start like you're the discount tie and listening to Mary had a little effort.

I can't fucking read and have to go outside. It's a you're the discount tie you're listening to Mary had a little little fucking reading and to go outside. It's a good problem now. Church cables. I did something very uncharacteristic for Gus the other day. Like I don't know what- What should we guess what this is? Okay. I don't know why.

I guess they- But I decided to do something super out of character for me. Oh. It was on Saturday if that helps you. So you volunteered in old folks out. Yeah. Um, yard work. God, I was going to go there.

I love yard work. Do you? Do it all. Any chance I can. Um, it's got to be something social. Yeah. Right? You went to a swap.

Just a rave. I love bubbs. You went to a rave. You went to a swing party. Yeah, what were you there? Drop my keys in that bucket baby. Oh my gosh. I Went this gonna sound so stupid in lame. I went to a movie at 9.45 p.m Would you say I saw 1917? Okay, I was like it's been a while since I've seen a movie late at night I'm gonna go to movie so like at 8 p.m. I'm sitting at home mean like Why did I agree to do this like this sounds this seems like a terrible idea right now?

I hate having late night plans because I'm always just home until I have to leave for those late night plans and like do I really and in the last Like hour you just like I could I could just say I can't. I just turned 32. 11 p.m. my engine is off. Like it is, I am coasting to wherever I'm headed. Like it's just like, I'm gonna go to sleep in this bar booth right now. It's like, what time is it? 11 o'on, great. Bye.

We went out for Chris's birthday and he's just like, come around, I think it was like 8.30 or 8 or something like that. And I was like, oh thank god, because show up right at 8. Stay for like an hour or two. Home by 10. Like, that's great. Yeah. Love that. Instead of being people being like, oh yeah, we're going off my birthday. Show up at 10.30. I'm like, no, that's barely your birthday. Your birthday is mostly over at that point. Yeah, I'm leaving.

Earlier. It was good. Yeah. Really good movie. I want to wait and see it because they're going to play it at the bubble. Like, I'm X. I think actually it started this week or last week because I want to go see it there. I'm gonna do the opposite. I'm gonna wait until I'm on an airplane. Watch on your phone. It's fine. It's like when the shake's, the plane shakes, like real life. No, thank you. It was good. It's funny because as I was walking, I watched the draft house and as I was walking up, you know, I guess the previous screening had just let out and there were people walking out, I guess the previous screening had just let out and there were people walking out on the street.

And there was like this one couple who was walking in the opposite direction and they're real quiet. Then the guy turns to the woman he's with and says, man, that war was fucked up. That's a very cute assessment of World War One. Yeah, it doesn't get any clout, man. Look at all the clout. We had a whole discussion on Chris's drunk birthday podcast about World War One versus

World War Two. Yeah. He's super into World War War One. I learned. I learned. He knows a lot about it. I'm talking about like the cultural impacts of both, but how Hitler was a better villain. Oh, yeah.

A better villain. Great villain. Can't confirm. Good villain. Very evil, super, not a big fan. Personally, I saw this video over the weekend. Like, I feel like I'm very, I don't know, I feel like the part of my brain that should process music doesn't work right. Like I can't think of, I couldn't make music. If you put a gun in my head and you were like, make a song right now, I'd be like, just shoot me, it's not gonna happen.

But I saw this guy, I guess he has like a baby, real small baby. He recorded his baby just like making a bunch of stupid baby noises and he made a thunderstruck by AC DC. Oh, I saw that. I was seeing it yet, but I saw it. Was baby noises? Yeah. I was like, this is fucking phenomenal. It's insane. It's a, I can't imagine one, like having all that footage and then two, like having to go through it. Like, oh, and then just like slicing little bit. Some parents can get their babies to do,

thunderstruck, some middle schoolers can't even play Maryhead a little rammer. They're so bad I'm laughing at them. Yeah, the duality of Mayhem. The duality of Mayhem. We can't play it here obviously, because it's music and someone else's video, but you should absolutely look it up.

I don't know, look a baby thunderstruck. I fuck a fucking crying out. Yeah, what does that guy do for a living? He's probably stayed home to add musician, maybe. Who's to say? Maybe he for a living? He's probably stayed home, dad. Musician, maybe. Who's to say? Maybe he's a very successful musician. Maybe, yeah. Or maybe he's an accountant.

Or yeah, and that's what he's has to do. And for example, yeah. Gus, if you can make your dogs make sounds, what song would you recreate? Who let the dogs out? Doug. Doug, Eric.

Also, why was that on the board? That's so boring. I'm sorry, every time. I just joking with the crowd. I'm just kidding. It's funny every dog. dog's got to eat. There you go. There you go. No, it's the soundboard. No, weird. Big dogs got to eat. What have you said that? Is this the other pieces of words that Eric has said? Eric, how do you, how do you, is this soundboard made? Did you like sit down and make it one?

Mike said, hey, sometimes you're not there for off topic. And they yell, so what if we just record you saying a bunch of stuff like, oh, I'm over here or do an ad read or whatever. So we started doing that and then it sort of kept going. Yeah. And now I said, big dogs got to eat apparently. I don't remember that. Big dogs got to eat.

We're going to need that sound board next Thursday. Yeah, we want some. There you go. Again, don't remember these. What would you say that? I don't know. Daddy wants some. I'm not even listed on a piece of paper. No, you have to say it. know. Daddy wants something. I'm telling you.

Listen on a piece of paper. No, you have to say it. It's for the board. I'm sorry. It's for the board. It's due after. Oh, God. That was the board.

That was not me. There should be every podcast episode, there should be a new sound board added. Like a new clip added on the sound. I would only want super long, just like very specific. Yeah. It's not a Pokemon. I want to look I want to low-tech Okay, that's the one from this one. So hey Barbara. Yeah, why do why do we need the sandboard next Thursday? We need the sandboard next Thursday because Maryland I as well as some other people are taking over off topic. We're back baby

Yeah, right Eric you might not be here. You might not be here. They will be short. Yeah, right. Eric's not going to be here. Right. Eric's not going to be here. Which means that means I get my sword. Ladies and gentlemen, that construction are not construction.

That destruction. No, construction. The opposite of construction. No, we're going to bill happen. They're going to build a tiny home on the set of off topic. We're going to build a zoo. Yeah. Oh, we're going to build some.

Yeah, so we did that. It was an extra life stretch goal again, and we decided to do it. So actually, the achievement hunter episode of Always Open will come out next Monday. Yeah. And it'll come out on YouTube on Tuesday. And then on Thursday will be on off topic live. So yep, check it out. It's gonna be hectic. Don't worry I'm not gonna take a bunch of cold men. Actually, I can't say that because I still have a cold and I have really bad allergies

So I'm gonna go to space. I'm gonna go to Mars bitch But if you have any ideas for what you want to see on the show just tweet us. Yeah, let's know tweet tweet near Merrill We'd love to get your ideas or like write some stuff in the comments of the podcast if you're watching it We're reading chat right now leave a comment a lot of source. There's other gonna be swords more swords Sure, you should come by for a shot. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, help us get drunk I was told that we can't get as crazy as a cheap achievement her off topic 200 because I think they took 200 shots I don't think we'll be doing that and I was like I don't think we're gonna get anywhere near that you took 200 shots. I don't think we'll be doing that.

And I was like, I don't think we're gonna get anywhere near that. 199. 199 for sure. No, we're not gonna cross 200 mark. For sure. And we now, we won't, my whole goal last year was to try and go for like three hours, but I like to go home now. So I think we just wanna have a good time.

We just wanna have a good time, you know, survive it. Definitely gonna get drunk again. Yeah, I wanna make, I think Vio might be joining us. I wanna make her dance, she's have a good time. I just want to have a good time, you know, survive it. Definitely gonna get drunk again. Yeah, I want to make I think Vio know might be joining us. I want to make her dance because she's a really good dancer. Hmm. She is a good dancer We should find some royalty free music to play for them. Yeah, just like royalty free dancing. Yeah Go Baby speaking of extra life we have one of the raffle winners here. Oh, yeah, we do hello back there. Hi I'm sorry. You have to watch this.

Yeah. Yeah. Someone said I'm going to get fucking lit. That's right. What kind of yard work do you like to do? All of it. This past weekend, I have, I did use the leaf blower, gathered on my leaves up, got rid of them.

That's really satisfying. Yeah. I only wear overalls when I do yard work. Just overalls. No shirt, just overalls. Underwear? No. Oh.

Just overalls. Wait, are you being serious? Yeah. No one. Just overalls. Is it so you could get nice like tan? The tan's hidden. What do you, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, I mean, it's just over, it's a full leg pants. I love you. That's why she's confused.

Right. Why would you, what would you tan? Well, because if you were a t-shirt, you'll have a farmer's tan. Yeah, I got like, but it's the most hideous like, yes, a square. It's a square and then like there's no shoulders. You should go to a tan.

It's a long, but it's a bridge. It's a bridge. Excuse me, I like your best overall tan, please. I'd like a overall tan. But apparently I completely forgot, thank you. I'd like a overall Tam. But apparently I completely forgot. Thank you. We live on a corner lot and then I went to go do some help in the community, like help

our park and I warm overalls and we're like, oh, overalls guy, there you are. And my whole neighborhood knows me as a, you're that overalls guy. Well, because every time you're outside doing stuff, you're an overalls guy. Just a bright pink boy and only overalls. You're a little, well, a short man. I mean, look at what is a pink boy in the overalls. What's he doing? You had to you you chose to wear overalls There's those overalls for something we did some of them talking about we did we were matching We had we had big dad energy. Yeah, do you do you know leafblower? Yes, what's it going right for those these days electric? Electric I thought it's got a battery. Oh, okay. I don't. I bought it. It's got a battery.

I don't remember. I bought it like a year and a half ago. I need a leaf blower. I think I want to say it was 70 bucks. Oh, it's not too bad. That's not bad. It's not bad at all. It's a Dewalt.

Oh, the reason I bought it, I remember now. I had a, I already had like one of those little handheld sauce, a sauce all, and it was also a Dewalt. And I realized they used the same battery. I was like, I can buy the leaf blower. And I've already got the battery. I've already got the battery. You commit to one brand and then you can change it all the batteries. Yeah, I've been going through this thing recently where I feel like I've

always had some died energy, but it's really. Let's pick it up. It's picking up. I'm 27. Oh yeah, it picks up. I'm gonna be 28 in February in just a few weeks Your February baby, too. Yeah 19th Pisces Pisces yeah Virgo All right, I don't know and I don't remember what my raising is but anyway um And so I've gotten into this this thing where I

I'll be like oh, I need to get this done. I need to do this thing. Like the most recent thing was that my girlfriend went to go get her oil change and then she needed one of her like headlights burnt out. And it was like $300 to change headlights. Right. And I was just like, uh-uh, I'm gonna do it. And she was just like, I don't, I was like,

don't you worry, sweetheart, I got you, don't you worry sweetheart, I got you. Daddy's got you. Daddy's got you. Put one of those straws in your mouth. I spent like, I spent like two days watching YouTube videos. It's only big dad energy though, if you yelled at her while she was holding the flashlight. Oh no, I'm gonna have that flashlight.

I thought I had a flashlight. I didn't need her. Oh god. Mariel under a card. She'd be like, it's son of a bitch. Guns up. Yeah, I'll have to leave. And it was so funny to you,

because I come home with this headlamp. But she was like, when are you going to need this headlamp? She was like, how many times are you ever going to need this headlamp? I can't think of something. You're going to do that headlamp. I was like, yep. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Cape Daven. And so then this car problem arose. And I was like, yeah, fuck yeah, I need that headlamp. And so I was out there for two days, changing her headlights. And it took me probably about six hours in between the two days. Oh my god, I will never do that again. Was it one of those cars yet to do a ton of disassembly to get?

Oh, I fucking hate that. Because I drive a Honda. So I've taken out my own headlights and switched them over to my CRB, but she drives a super route back and you literally have to get under the wheel well. And like, reach backwards and do it. And so it was like, the process was easy. It wasn't that it was like a hard thing to do. It was just so many stupid little things that you had to do before you could get to the fucking headlights.

I think they do that on purpose to discourage you from doing it. So like they just make it as inconvenient as purpose to discourage you from doing it yourself like they just make it as inconvenient as like yeah you can do it right but they make it yeah it was so funny too because I was like I was out there doing it and my neighbor comes out and he's this is like day two I'm like yeah and he comes out and he's like hey you need any help and I look back at him and I was like nah dude I got. And then sat out there for like another four hours. Drew's overall guy and you're headlamp girl. Headlamp girl.

Our power is combined. We are a Home Depot. Yeah, but then I'm gonna say something else. My girlfriend knows better now though because she understands when I get into these moods that I just like have to do it and she just has to leave me to my own Devices very dad energy. Yeah, and so she was just like, all right, like, well, I'm gonna take your car. I'm gonna go do some things. And I was like, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like, you're gonna come back. The car is gonna be. She's gonna go get her hair. Yeah, I think I was like, the car is gonna be on the front lawn on Cinder blocks with a bunch of Mexicans and me sitting around drinking beer just being like, I don't know, I didn't fucking work. Sitting around drinking beer just being like, I don't know, I didn't fucking work Just parts now just park now. It was 139 by the way I will

Command you though for fucking around with cars because that is one thing I could never fuck with I just I think I I Like tinkering and I like doing little things like that and I It That's good the shit out of me dude. I totally thought you farted I'm having trouble hearing you. That scared the shit out of me. Dude, I totally thought you farted. Oh yeah, my fart, my fart just sounds like... That's a sad, it was so weird.

Fuck the laughs. Any words? Don't even know why that happened. Say you like tinkering. I love tinkering and I love like fixing things and... Hmm. What? Those are just things.

Hmm. And so like it just, and I get such a sense of accomplishment when I do something and I do it right and like I know it's gonna work I feel so good at the end but mid process like while I'm throwing a wrench just like Candle yeah, I enjoy doing that kind of stuff too for a while like years ago I I wanted to learn more about cars so I bought an old 1964 Chevy pickup and I was like I wanted one Yeah, it's like as stuff breaks. I'll fix it and I learned about cars, so I bought an old 1964 Chevy pickup. And I was like, I wanted one. Yeah, it's like, as stuff breaks, I'll fix it.

And I learned about cars. Terrible idea. I learned about cars, but it's like, you never had a reliable vehicle, right? It was costly breaking down. I remember at one point, I parked in front of Jeff's house. I was like, oh, I need a new fuel pump. I'm gonna just swap my fuel pump out now.

What? At Jeff's house. At Jeff's house. It's filled gas everywhere. Yeah. It's like, oh yeah, there's still gas in the lines and in the engine, huh? Oh well, it's Yes, yes. Yes. It's filled gas everywhere. Yeah. It's like, oh yeah, there's still gas in the lines and in the engine, huh? Oh, well, it's all our Jeff's yard now.

All the car stuff. I'm just like, I'm gonna pay someone to do this. I can't. I don't know, there's some kind of stuff that's about you. You can use YouTube most of it. You can use it for YouTube videos and figure it out. Yeah, but is it worth it?

It's like electrical work or plumbing. Like that's just complicated. And if you fuck it up, it's bad. Yeah, it's, it's like your work's actually pretty straightforward. You just have to make sure the power's off. Like that's the number one thing, but electrical's just like whatever. Okay, I like to keep it.

And then like the fixtures aren't expensive. So if you do wire it wrong, it just like blows. And you're like, oh, oops. Like, by a new one. But yeah, it's pretty, it's, it's, it's like electrical works actually really straightforward. And you save a lot of money by doing it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's Well, that's the thing. Trevor's installed so much stuff for me. He has the big dad energy. He does. You can't.

Although I installed a bunch of stuff to you. Not electrical, but like cosmetic, I guess. But he did all the electrical stuff. And wherever you talk about your blinds and almost like falling to your death on your stairwell or something. Yeah. Worth it. I did it.

Hey. Beautiful. They're beautiful. I also, yeah, I installed my own blinds and like the motion of holding a drill up like this. Oh, yeah for hours I had the fucking sourced four arms. It was like I was a kid in high school. It was just jerking it all weekend Just like stiff as a rock. It was great and I was in so much pain, but it was where I felt so accomplished Oh, yeah, my dream is to like get we'll do a gusson, just get like a, get a bronco, like a Ford Bronco and just hopefully either that Ford Bronco or a GMC, uh, Yukon, that's where I drove

in high school and I missed that car so much. So if anyone out there selling a GMC Yukon, uh, like 96 or earlier or Ford Bronco, like 80-ish, those Broncos flip though. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah though. They just turn over. I'm not gonna drive them to leave it in a blink. Like a real Bronco. Leave it in my front yard. Yeah.

I'm just gonna say that. I'm just gonna say that. I'm gonna say that. What talks me out of a classic car, I'm gonna get a C10, I'm gonna fix it up, and my girlfriend was like, you know they don't have air conditioning, right? I was like, I'm gonna buy a new Tacoma.

Yeah, my 64 Chevy had no air conditioning, and he got eight miles to the gallon. Oh my God. It was not great. I remember being surprised to hear that you had a truck, because I knew when I first met you, I think you had your Prius already. When you came to Austin,

yeah, right around then, yeah, I had Prius. But to me, Gus and his Prius, that was like very much him. And then when I heard he had a truck, pick up truck, I have to be pretty. But to me, Gus and his Prius, that was like very much him. And then when I heard he had a truck, pickup truck, I was like, what? Didn't have a very plate, too. It had like a classic plate, like a, like a, from that year, a 64. Yeah. I just seemed like two different personalities because the Prius was like very clean and very like environmentally friendly and all this stuff. And then you have this like old, clean and very like environmentally friendly and all this stuff. And then you have this like old junky pickup truck.

It was a junky. Wasn't it? It was clean. I, yeah, it by the end it ran well. Okay. Eventually after a lot of sweat, it was really embarrassing too because sometimes it wouldn't start like the starter would seize up. So I'd have to like open the hood and get like a wrench and just like bang on the

starter. It wasn't junky. I mean, it would start. But it's I remember at one point. Obviously before it was married, I was out on a date. The truck wouldn't start. They'd be like, hold on. They're like, pull a wrench out from under the seat and pop the hood. They're like, they're gonna start to use your chances. I don't know. I don't know if I'd want to go on a date with someone who just has a wrench. A jakey truck. A bailable. It's like a b-

I'm gonna go fix it. Okay. Bang bang bang If you don't start your next Oh, man Yeah, I'm glad I got rid of it It was a huge pain in the ass. Oh two door GMC you con by the way, not four door. Oh, they're four door two door Oh, I drove a beautiful car in high school And I'm so set. It was like this beautiful blue color.

It had this, it was just like the, the, the, the dikeous car in the world because I had these huge like bumper grills in the front. And it was lifted to what you, what year did you say? I think it was a 96. That's what you want? Yeah. Find me that on Kelly Bluebook.

I'm looking it up on eBay. Ah, two door. No vehicles. Yeah, it's, they're hard Blue Book. I'm looking it up on eBay. Uh, two door. No vehicles. Yeah, it's very hard to find. I've looked. Bar what's your dream car? My dream car? Classic car.

Man, I don't really know cars very well. Yeah. Like, I've been driving the same car since I moved here. Ooh, Peter DM me that link. Hey, look at that 95-u-con. Is it a two door with a six inch lift? I got you a 93 and a 94. Damn. Just slack them to me. My dream car is a 1959 L Camino. Oh, very nice.

Is that the first year they made those? Yes, the first year they made it. It had like big tail fins on it. Like 59 and 60. They had like like the cattle like actually. Yeah, like weird ass tail fins on them. I'd be swapped them out. I used to want a convertible, really bad, when I was a kid, living in Canada, which is the worst place to have a convertible possible. And look, they headscarf. Like the driving loves.

Yeah, just because I thought that was so cool that you could be outside, but in your car at the same time. It was like a very nineties thing. The little summer is in like, you saw like the full house intro. Oh yeah. Like very nineties, but now you live in a like, you saw like the full house intro. Oh yeah. Like very nineties. And now you live in a place where you could get it.

I do, yeah. So maybe my next trail will be convertible. We haven't bought a car in eight years. I mean, we can always just make your car current car convertible. That's true. Just talk to Marcus. It just doesn't have, there's no, there's no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, put it in the truck. Simone. Oh, yeah, zone. Gertz. Gertz.

Gertz. Yeah. She was like, I want to make my my Tesla into a truck. That's what you really sought into it. I was trying to remember who did that. Yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, why not? Fuck it.

Bye Honda. Fuck it. That was a pretty cool video. Oh, yeah. It's an amazing video. She's great. Yeah. what's the exact same thing? How hard could it be? How hard could it be?

Yeah. She's only like a engineer with a degree. Do you have some center blocks? That's how we need it, right? Yes, center blocks, give me a grandma. That's really what our bungalow needs is the car on center blocks. Oh yeah.

Like that's, we kind of have that already. I mean, we have the bus. We should put on center blocks. I forgot to ask you about this. I'm gonna speak in code. We took something from a on sitter board. I forgot to ask you about this. I'm going to speak in code. We took something from a 200's office. I didn't return it. OK, we might have to.

Fine. Why? It's not going to be used on this. Well, as long as that sounds like a lot. Can we get that in writing on a contract? Yeah, I need to work on that. I need to sign some sort of, can we get our legal team to dress up thing up?

Still not, but you can't start. The best part is it is hidden in plain sight. Oh, it's like where Jack usually parks. He's in line side of it the whole time. Oh, really? Oh, I'm interested. That's how tight. Yeah.

Interesting. Okay, so it exploded. We'll do a fight again. The point can be just come. You have no idea what I'm having. No, I'm just completely thrown out. But I think we're planning to put the video out on the seventh, Friday the seventh.

Yes, it's just next, is that next week? Next Friday. So now, like this week, we go to the next Friday. Yeah, February's already next week. But it does feel like January is always like a super long month. I feel like we've been in January for a while. I feel like we just started. Really?

Yeah, bloomed in. It does feel like New Year's was a long time ago. Pancake podcast is coming up. No, really? What is that? We get it know the point. How do you know the big egg is? We get to eat pancakes.

We eat pancakes. The only time of the year, you can eat pancakes. If you come by, we'll make pancakes. All right, I'll make a Drew pancake. What would a Drew pancake be? It's just your face. All right. Are you gonna do pancake art?

Yeah, can we get you the bottles, a little squeeze bottles, and you can make a pancake art? That just seems like, I'm gonna, pancake art just seems like a good way to burn a pancake. Yeah, I have a lower heat. Keep it on I guess like the absolute lowest heat. Oh, okay. Oh, is that it? Oh, okay.

I don't know. I just want to eat pancakes. I'm so excited. It's February 24th. So we're ready. That's that's your warning too, by the way. Your warning pancake podcast, February 24th. Come and mark your calendars. What thing I wanted to talk about? I don't know when we wrap up here pretty soon, but how strange it

was to hear the news about Kobe Bryant. Oh, yeah. Yesterday. Yeah. Super weird. Yeah, it's like, I mean, he was such a huge figure, very influential. And someone who's who's my age, he's a little younger than me. It's like you think like, oh, like that person's going to be around for a really long time. And then, you know, like that news happened. And I learned from Gavin on Twitter, which was fucking weird. I don't know, I just like reinforces that, tomorrow's not guaranteed. And I think you you treated something along those lines about it. Yeah, life being really fragile and like it's crazy to mean knowing that and having things like this that solidify that idea in your head, which is like on one hand, it's a terrible tragedy, but it's also I'm grateful for those moments that make you realize like you need to care about people and actually like make the most out of your time that you do have here because it could be gone literally any more five seconds from now. Yeah, like your heart could just

stop or like be an intergal accident like these people unfortunately were so yeah, it's just like enjoy it. Yeah, and it's like especially like people who are watching this like just live your life to the fullest and be kind to each other. Cause why the fuck would you spend time being mean and negative and putting people down? It's just crazy to me. When you're driving in rush hour, chill out. Let that person in.

Let the person with the blinker. Yeah, so crazy too when these like cultural shock happen, and if you're really like witnessing in them in real time, like I was actually at HUB grocery shopping, I was going down an aisle and I heard this guy like talking to his girlfriend or wife and he was just like, all I heard was, oh he was 41 and it was a helicopter crash.

And I was like, oh, you know, just kind of heard it as I was walking and then like getting to like the middle of the aisle where you can see all of the aisles and there's like a bunch of people walking around. And I like, I happened to check my phone and I saw the headlines and it was like in that moment, like, people at HB were like starting to like pick up on the news and there was just like this weird like silence for a second. Yeah. Like, wait, hold on, like what just happened, you know, it's just shocking because usually especially when you hear about big celebrity deaths,

it's overdose, it's old age, like whatever it is, or they were already sick or something like that, and it's rarely ever something this. I think we had it recently with um, got from Fast and Furious, Paul Walker. Paul Walker, it was in a car crash, right? Right. Um, it's just, God, just could be gone. Yeah. Well especially, I mean, you know, like, there's so many people that aren't basketball fans and don't ever watch basketball and probably never even saw Kobe Bryant play, but they throw a piece of paper into the trash can

and you yell Kobe, like, that's just what you do. Which by the way, I think people should still do. Oh, yeah, because that's a lot of her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm gonna keep doing that. Yeah, same. I mean, I never did it before. I did it last week.

I'm gonna do it now. There you go. I'm gonna start doing it. I do it every time we like it. And because I know I'm always gonna miss a couple of weeks, but it's a confidence, right? Yeah. So yeah, and it was super sad knowing that his daughter was with him too.

But and like seven other people, including, I think, kids and just super sad tragic. So show up. Show up. Enjoy your time here. Life is literally way too short. Let's all have fun. Do something nice today for someone. Yeah, someone you love them.

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