Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Dust Discussion – #368

Episode Date: March 22, 2016

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I wasn't ready. I tried to save it, and I told him like that. Thank you Bring tree me in like 30 minutes. You can be here for the podcast. Where's Bernie? Where's Bernie? Do you need to wait for you? We did not bug here for 30 minutes We asked you once when we were gonna go live it was 29 minutes twice. I used to watch twice. I used once I used once I'm Gus Gavin Barbara. I'm Bella Burns I'm Gus. You're what?

What'd you call a pelicast? I had a podcast. Oh, I had a podcast. Oh, I thought I think it was like a plot Can we read this to pelicast? We're gonna plop around for an hour and a half or so No, not really talking about anything. No pelicast I'm so proud of myself because for the first time in a long long time. I am playing a game Essentially a launch when did the vision come out? Two weeks ago? Two weeks? The division? Yeah. These are the vision.

No, division. The division. Came out three weeks ago, two weeks. March today. March 8th. Just the fact that I'm playing in the same month that came out is amazing. You're proud of that? God, yeah.

I like it. Do you like it? I haven't put it in yet. I thought I would give it a shot. There's a mode in it that's really, really great. That I like a lot. It's like a, I guess it's like an MMO, but people don't like when you call it that, but it's got all the trappings of an MMO

where it's got quests inside quests and all that stuff and collectibles and everything. I have a question. That's the game. Would you like you just describe the game? Shish. When you play Division D- wear glasses? Why why? Because it helps with division. Oh, why they ask why why did I ask that step down? I've made that joke before

I'm recycling now. So you make on camera. I did Yep So what's the nice thing about playing a brand new game is I know I haven't talked about this What's the moon you like? The motor like is called Dark Zone. And there's a place in the middle of the map where you can go and it's called the Dark Zone. And it's where all the best loot supposedly is. There's like really high powered enemies in there.

That's where I go to die. That's where most people go to die. A lot of people go there. That's what happens. But unintentionally. Yeah. So you get like really good loot. You're obviously enticed to go in their Gavin because you could get a blue gun

Or perhaps even a purple or orange gun which I've never seen but so is it the same color? Paula is destiny for rare. Yeah, green. It all goes back world of work. That was the first one to dip that I think They do different things They're just more powerful versions of the same thing. What's the most powerful color orange? But you can get orange when you're level 12, Barb, and then by the time you're level 15, it's gonna be yellow and stuff. A level 15 green is better.

When do they go orange would be the most powerful color? I don't know, I don't know. So the problem is the way you, so the way I end up dying is you can get loot, like all these things you're talking about, you can't just walk out with it. That's cool part about it. You have to let escape.

You have to extract it. You have to call it, helicobst. I don't know what you're calling in because I've never survived long enough to see it But you call something in to come get the loot and then everybody is like oh, let's go fuck that guy up Yes, they can see the thing coming in right everyone in the zone is notified that the interaction is take is taking place It's a minute 30 and it shows up and then you got to hang your little bag on the hook Because you're not allowed to take it out to the gate You got it has to be taken out like to be decontaminated and you can like get up to like seven things in your little Dark zone pack that you have and do you lose all seven things if you've done?

Yep, that is harsh. Yeah, so you're like you hand your little thing on the hook and then you're like And it's usually like four or five people like hanging around by the hook and you're like no one's gonna see each other I think you can shoot each other at that point. You can shoot each other at any point. Can you take other people's ship from the hook? No, you can't do that. You can shoot them, you can shoot them no one take the stuff off their body, right?

Yes, you can definitely shoot them and take the stuff off their head. So you can't take it off the hook, but you can kill them before the hook shows up and just take it. Can you one-shot them in the head? Or is it like a battle when you take it off? You're battling.

You're battling. And then it's just move, you know, you can counter strike where people jump all the time? Yeah. This is like, there's a role, a dive role, and everybody's just like, dive role in here. And then bullets are flying and people are diving rolling.

I'll try this game. It sounds like fun. I'd like to see that in real life. Like, there's a firefight. In other words, it's just like diving around. Like, the same repeated motion again and again. Did I ever talk to you guys about fast traveling? Like, when I was playing Fallout 4? No. You might have, because I might have told my

story about how I didn't know fast traveling was a thing when I played Skyrim. Oh yeah. No. There's a lot of people who didn't know, somebody else didn't know the fast traveling was a thing in Skyrim. You're being laughed at. And walk out of it. I know. Patrick's laughing at it. I just, I spent a lot of time walking around Skyrim. I don't think you told your, so I was playing Fallout 4's in the middle of the game Fallout 4 and I did this thing where I like fast travel to some like estates, like it was like a little neighborhood.

And when I came out of fast travel, I was like literally in the middle of a fight. I was fighting and all this stuff happened sometimes where you like, you come out of fast travel and you're right in the middle of a fight. There's super mutants in there when fighting the brotherhood of steel. And I like shot up, I actually had to think

I have a clip from it too. I shot all these super mutants and everything. Fought for like three or four minutes, then the brotherhood of steel. And I like shot up, I actually had to think I have a clip from it too. I shot all these super mutants and everything, fought for like three or four minutes, then the brotherhood of steel were there and I was still pretending like I was friends with them so I didn't mess with them. But then I thought, pretending you were friends with him in a video game.

Yeah, man, I'll come here with you. I'm sorry about that. Yeah, if they do it text me and I wouldn't text back for like an hour. But I thought, I fast-shot one of that battle and I won the battle. But what did that look like from the perspective of the people in that battle?

Like in that world, what does it like, did I just appear out of nowhere and then just start mowing shit down? Did I come running in super fast? I think what happened is you walked up a normal pace, just like daily, like gloss side, and then you were like, what? That's exactly how our picture fast travel as well. It's really just the same travel,

but you get to ignore it. So it's like putting in headphones. And then dude just wandered in the middle of a battle. And everyone's going, is this guy? Okay, I guess he's not going to shoot. And then he like always goes, oh, and then it starts shooting everybody around. I always put it like a pop in.

Like, you think that, like you got dropped in. For example, like I said, you think the NPCs are like just don't don't worry I've seen this before sometimes they just keep going and they're not gonna do anything and you pop away like oh fuck Not this time if you mix it past that clock tower then we know he's not stopping here I just want to know where you stop. How do they fast travel to the the prid win? I assume you have to like get into a chopper at some point together, but pr do they fast travel to the prid win? I assume you have to like get into a chopper at some point together. But prid win?

What's the prid win? Yeah, yes. I, you have to get in the bird bird gate there. It's like the giant airship. Oh, I don't remember that stuff. This is where we find out it's called pride win. You're just being an asshole. Yeah, there's actually things where you get in the

vertebrae and go up there. Yeah, yeah. This is interesting how that works for fast traveling. I never fast travel off that thing. I just jump off the side. It's way fun. Oh, because you have a power arm. Yeah, make sure you're wearing power arm.

Yeah, otherwise you just re- Just the landing is so satisfying. It's like, you've seen Deadpool, right? Yeah, super-erinating. Super-erinating. Exactly what I was thinking. Yeah, that's a great movie. I wonder if the Deadpool is gonna make people like

Overanalyze superhero movies from this point. It will they're gonna constantly reference it Somebody put the superhero landing thing together with the reveal at the end of the new Avengers trailer Can you have spoilers for trailers? Is that possible? No, everybody's Spider-Man, it's fucking trailer and if it's free, you know, just watch it now. Yeah, that's on you, right? Yeah, that's on you. It's not you have to go and buy a movie or pay for it ticket So you get you were you gonna spoil the Spider-Man reveal? Yeah, yeah, so we put that together with superhero landings like they they made it Be guilty. What was up with Spider-Man's voice and that thing? It's a young guy. He's a kid really young guy It's not like you're starting a YouTube video

Spider-Man here Today we're gonna be unboxing my new suit. I wouldn't be surprised if Spider-Man was a vlogger in the new movies. The whole journalist thing. He'd be like a commenter, because that's exactly the way the commenters work on the reaction channels, which is like, they just play the whole Avengers trailer, then he shows up and the last thing goes, hey, what's up? That's it.

It's all done. I would love it if he was going through puberty and he had that really like, cracky voice. Like, hey, that is. Get away from her. He has that lube and I think. I mean, he's got that little like, you know, he's definitely pubic. He's post puberty. No, pubic.

What's the? He's fully pubic. Pubic's way better. Man, do I want to be a Gavin? I don't want to be a Gavin. What is the fancy liquor that we have sitting? This is something we stole from the money. On the table right in front of me. I guess the show. I don't want to shine here Gavin. I don't want to be a What is the fancy liquor that we have sitting? Is this something we stole from? On the table right in front of me.

I don't want to shine your, what's wrong with you? Were you not on that episode of the podcast? No, it was plain. We stole that from Bethany. It's like a chili liquor. Oh, why? At first it seems like the worst thing in the world. Yes, then it's like the best thing in the world.

Is that the point in the discussion. Is that it? Yep. You just drinking it straight? Yep. The first sip is like awful, and then it really grows. I need me some advice. It's like fireball. If instead of cinnamon, it was like a chili.

I like it. Gross. It's so good. Basically sounds like my scalp. With you, Gus. Yeah. We're just more sophisticated, Barbara. Would you hand it to me, Barbara, so I can sniff it?

I would love to. I will give it the sniff test. It's called... Antrolerias? Antrolerias, is that you say it? Yeah. Andalai, Andalai. All right, just give it a whiff.

You'll see if you like it. God, no. I know. I may or may not have touched my nose. I saw it. I wasn't gonna say anything, but yeah, we all saw. The camera was on you. And may or may not have touched my nose. I saw it. I wasn't gonna say anything, but yeah, we all saw. The camera was on you.

And may or may not have done that. Whoop. To get a good nose. Now it's extra spicy. Get a good nose in the mouth. It's like a ride. I mean, it disinfects. It'll be fine.

It should be totally fine. If you were to get more now. I got my nose on anything else, you would clean it with that. So you're fine. So we should just like slosh it around, and then it'll be clean. It'll be totally clean. Although bits of nose dust would fall into the nose dust. When I got you with the shoe the other day, the Kung-Ksue, when I came up to the studio

after getting on the plane and came to this stood right there. I want to take on how good a shot that was because I like Gus has his laptop and his mic. You threw the video. And I made it through the gap. Yeah, and you were like at an angle too, you were right in front of us. No, I was off to the side. It came right by Gus. You threw the angle. And I made it through the gap. Yeah, and you were like at an angle too, you were right in front of us. No, I was off to the side. It came right by Gus. Gus doesn't react.

The shoot just goes straight by him. And God of that microphone had been moved. It would have hit the middle of my face. It would have just like right smack in your mouth and nose. It would have been full of like airplane shoot too. Oh, oh. Like, I think I got all the, the, the, the gummy foot dust anyway,

but it would have like smear it on my face. It's foot dust. What is the foot dust? Like the, the shoe gammy foot dust anyway, but it would have like made on my face. What is the foot dust? Like the the shoe the For example take your shoes off and slam them together. Oh, there's gonna be some dust that shoe dust on that foot dust Yeah, what's your good? You foot. That's it's foot's a location of what? Yeah, but the dust is on the shoe If you slap your feet together, you're not gonna have dust fall off of them. Do it.

Let's backlight that shit. You go, foot dust. Where did the dust come from? Probably just dust. The shoe, it's dust that falls on the shoe. Oh, it's like, you know, dust is human skin, right? Do you know how the wool crown would just soak? Yeah, all the dust.

By what you didn't know, but that's on the sock. It's not like dust. All dust is just human skin. Dust is what percentage human skin? 95% human skin. Something like that. You see like dust, you like, when you like rubbing your hand over stuff

and it's like the dust, that's you shedding. But when you're in like a really old attic and it's full of dust and there hasn't been humans in there for. It's spider skin. Do you think you could take? I don't believe that. What percentage of dust is human skin? But then how do you explain the dust of like all the places that are abandoned?

Usually seven year 80%. But then it's just 20%. Is it ghost skin? It's like ghost. Wall of Scoob. Do you think you could collect your lifetime supply of dust, say you're 50. You take all of your personal dust. Could you make a pile big enough to save your life if you jumped off the roof of the building?

Sure. You human dust? And you could save your own life with your own body. No. Yeah, Christian. Absolutely good. How is that all the time? That would be cool.

I assume you mean like a single story, like jumping off the roof of a house. Let's jump off the roof of the hangar. Then you could say I could survive an 80 foot fall with nothing more than my body. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I made it with it. It's like a little trick. It's like a 30-30 trick. It's a long play. It's a big commitment. Just do the super hero landing. You're good to go. Did you hear about the dude who cracked the knuckles in one hand his whole life and not the other to prove that they didn't cause arthritis for hero? I guess guess that must have been around for a long time.

It was fine. It was so dissatisfying for the other hand. When I've popped a finger on this hand, I'm like, I'm gonna do it now. Yeah, but usually if you don't crack your joints, you don't desire it on that part. Like people who don't like symmetry. Just like when someone, yeah, I don't know,

I don't know, I don't know, I don't worry about that. If I crack my middle finger, I know how to crack my middle finger on my other hand If you have you have been getting rubs where they like move down one arm on your hand and they're like a massage Yeah, I think she's Rubs and you're like halfway through the hand one. I call it rubs too. Yeah Yeah, yeah, and like the person's halfway through your hand and because you know your other hands coming up You're like all right finish up on this hand let's get to the other hand I want to

feel the same thing I'm like I'm not a feet massage no I don't know for rubs often I've been like once or twice you know it feel like you you know like a photo of me like you guys were like getting pedicures or something pedicures no we got rubs is that what you're going to do? On ribs? It's like a birthday... Sparthing. I got a birthday spot. Birthday spot. But when Ediver someone pulls on your toes, and it's like almost to the point of cracking,

doesn't that feel so good? No, I want the crack. The full. But even just the pull. Do you ever think it'd feel good if someone tied little strings to all of your toes and then you were hung upside down by it? What?

What? It would just be like, it would pull them real good. It would feel good for like half a second when they crack and then you're like, ow. You don't think that would support your weight? I don't know. If you have a... Let's assume you weigh 150 pounds.

Okay, let's assume I have 150 pounds. I mean, looking at Gavin. I think it's a ferroestimate. And you have 10 toes and you divide the weight evenly. Would that be 15 pounds of weight per toe? Oh, no, you're toes can totally, your toes and your fingers are the same thing. Well, it's not like the big one will take care

of a lot of pounds, the low one, not so much. That's in your pinky toe carrying 15 pounds. I think if you tied individually to each toe and hung me like a bat, I could stay that way. How about a toe full? You're gonna break your toes. I think what I do is I would clench them up so I'd be like doing little toe pull ups Yeah, but uh It would just like it would squeeze all the blood in your toes. It would cut the circulation. Yeah Yeah, I've always been kind of like

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Like, if I'm just like pulling myself, I'm not saying like my fingers like totally lifts me up. But when I go to lift myself, I'll tell that, but I gotta, I have to maintain my grip with my hand. Even when you're working out of the gym, if you build your bicep up to where you're doing, like curls with a 60 pound weight, your biceps gets enormous,

but your hands, like your hands are holding that 60 pound weight, they have that grip on it as well. It's just amazing to me how strong like your hands are and you don't think about it So are there hand workouts you could do to make your hands stronger? But isn't that your forearm? Yeah, that goes down into your forearm right? It's like it's like a displaced. Do you not think you'll fee a strong for holding you up body up the whole time? All right, that's what started the conversation is that your hands your toes and your fingers are the same thing So I'm sure your toes can support you.

It's a poor yoldy along anyway, you're fucking run on them. Yeah, I'm a speed. No, I'm hanging off the nut. I get the opposite effect at the gym actually. I have a... You have tiny hands? No, I always notice how weak my grip strength is, because I could physically lift something, but I can't hold on to the bars.

Like my hands aren't strong enough to hold up the bar, but I could physically lift it. It's very weird. How do you know that you can lift it if you can't hold on to the bars. Like my hands aren't strong enough to hold up the bar, but I could physically lift it. It's very weird. How do you know that you can lift it if you can't hold it? Because my hand starts to pop. You're a prominent. My muscles don't get sore, but my hand gets sore. Your hands get sore where? On the wrist and on the fingers.

Like on the wrist they get sore, specifically. I didn't think, there's one next thing I do where my, one of my wrists would click every time I did their wrap and I was like, yeah, it's not good Like it was I wasn't even click was like a click and a shift Something in the picture out of alignment. It is fun to like isolate parts of your body and try and use them though Like I once tried to walk around my house using just this part Just what just the my

Gettys pointing from his knee to his ankle Like do you ever see that video where I was like walking around? I was lying down, but my legs were walking me around. But dragging me around. I don't think I've seen that one. I know what you're saying. I don't have an answer in that video, but I think I did. I did like a laugh in my house. It's tiring.

So what? Mike, I'm gonna go back to what you were saying about like getting your toes pulled or whatever. My brother wants to describe one of the best feelings ever to me, which is he was in his room. He's gonna take me a second to get there. This is not the best feeling. He was trying to learn how to skateboard in his room.

He fell off his skateboard in his bedroom on the carpet and broke both the bones. It is right forearm like clinging across to where I came in. Did it come through the skin? No, but he kind of lifted and then it made that C shape for his arm. And he was like freaked out. And my dad made a split out of newspapers and we ran him to the hospital and then my brother was like so much pain so much pain it was how horrible and he was in the way the room got back there and he said they laid him down the bed and they put his fingers in these like Chinese finger traps you know those like we can put your

finger in them but then when it's usually pull tight it tights up on it. They really, Chinese. I'm just describing what it is. It's a normal finger trap. If there is a thing. And they put them in these things and then they lifted it up, they put it through a pulley with some weight to the side. So it stretched his arm out and he said he finally was just like,

oh my God, this is the best feeling ever because it like stretched everything out. Of course. What's that? No, because it was like pulled everything like apart and it was like stretched it back out to where it was all. The bone was holding a lot of stuff in place and then wasn't all of a sudden and it was like things were clacking together in there probably.

So he said that was the best feeling in the other but the reason why they did that was so that then they could walk up and go and set it in place to go. Weezed everything super hard. So he said it was like the best feeling ever to like the worst thing. Oh man. Oh man. I can't do broken bones.

You have never broken a bone. I had that fracture in my toe or in my foot a couple months ago. My leg. Oh yeah, we didn't know it was broken for like three months. You were just walking around on it. I was like, yeah, my foot really hurts.

There should see a doctor about it. It was a cast. It wasn't three months. I was like, yeah, my foot really hurts. I should see a doctor about it. It was a cast. It wasn't three months, it was like two months. Big dip. Yeah, so I feel bad for John still hovering around. Oh yeah, John Mace. Yeah, with his boot. You said that off for so long now.

Do we talk about what happened to John? I don't think so. I'm the podcast. I don't think I was there yet. I don't even know if we've ever talked about John. John, we'll have John come on and talk about it sometime. That was crazy. John M I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so.

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without us knowing, that's how bad it was. Yeah, what do you think? It's not. It looks dark. Oh there, now it's on. Fantasy. Yeah, they got all organized. dude. I love when stuff is organized too now all the closets in my house You would think I'm a psycho do you like ASMR from it? No, but we got what's talking about earlier the thing that I get ASMR from is watching

Just massages like head massages like a lot of that do Baba in India and I mean that leads to like other messages like then arms and shoulders and stuff. I have that thing of symmetry like Gavin's talking about like he spent like half as much time on the right hand as he did on the left hand and that bothers me like that really bothers me for some reason. You know he used to do that Nancy. Oh, who's Nancy? She used to just like clearly run out of time just like quickly finish up on the other side it's like I'm not equal you

maybe she determined what the tension was you were in a dream I had the other night oh go ahead oh sexy I had a dream that I was at home and there was a knock on my door go your house it wasn't you I know where you live it was the cleaning lady I literally don't even know where you live Do you know where I live? No The what terrible French it was the cleaning lady from here at the studio was at my front door knocking on the door And I let her in and she said you need to help me Bernie's trying to kill me. Yep And I said what really happened. He's outside right now and I looked out the window in my front into the driveway

And you were parked in your car and you went like this to me, except you were actually shooting. I was with his hand. Yeah, and so I was like, I was like, I was like, the idea of him just standing there, like just,

yeah, I totally calm, like not like, you're just like in your car like, and I was like, and then I woke up and I was like, what the fuck was that about? I was like, means watch your back,

it's what that means. It's just weird that it was you and the cleaning lady, and you were trying to kill her. And she came to my house. I was like, how often do you dream about people from work? Almost never. I thought, what night was it? You're trying to relate to what it is.

Might have been like Thursday night or Wednesday? Thursday was during the week. So you probably had seen me that day. Like if he had to be on Sunday night Gavin, I would not have seen him for two full days. I'm really on his mind at that point. Do you remember when you left those shells at the Ramsey's house? Yeah. Well, I was staying there. Why did I have those? I don't. Must have been immersion, right? No. No, that was loving your shotgun at that point. You're like, let's go and find the shotgun. You want to find the shotgun again? Let's go. Shot shotguns, and then you have your shells.

What you're saying makes no sense at all. You just got to shoot with a whole bunch of freedom of time. Nope, whatever you love with my shotgun, I just kept seeing your shotgun on that trip. What in the world, we shot, I've never gone to fire my gun ever, except for immersion. Like literally I wouldn't fire at once with Gus and I made him show me how to clean,

I didn't grow up with guns. I forgot about that, yeah. I mean, I had him make you. I asked you to show me how to clean, I didn't grow up with guns. I forgot about that earlier. I mean, I had him make you, I asked you to show me how to clean it. The next thing is I literally had never fired it. I don't think I've ever fired that gun outside of the zombie immersion shoe. Well, you're wrong.

So I mean, I fired, where did you fire it? The shooting range, red shooting range. Oh yeah, we did go to the shooting range. Maybe that, okay, that's what it was. We took you guys to the shooting range. That's what it was I've never been to reds outside of that either just so you know Never have done it. That's what we filmed them right. We filmed them shooting. Yeah, that's right What did you say?

What happened to me anyway you left shells and then uh, what happened? I didn't hear tell you out there. Oh, oh We were with somebody. It was Ben King and he cried. No, what did you say? He cried about all the guns. That's, he was a lot younger than him. I don't know, he was a good one. Is that what you were talking about? Yeah.

I was gonna know. I was talking about, no, he's gonna not mention that. It's because he was leaving the next day. I think he was sad. It was a lot of emotions. It was because of the shock. It was a lot of emotions. I mean, I saw Ben, it's so cool to see Ben.

I saw him in South by Southwest. And it's just like, it's crazy to have known someone that long. You know, and he's like, he said so many different jobs and everything. And he's working at the BBC now. Wow. Is he really? Yeah. Was he bathed off his asshole?

Like, usually is. No, not at all. It was disappointed. It was like, 1130 in the morning, so not that we should. We went to Easy Tiger. Joe, I had the pretzel. Pretzel's so good there. Pretzel's so good. I love theail high castle. The pretzel. Pretzel so good there. Pretzel so good.

I love the German board there. Come with everything. A little bit of a little taste of everything. It's out by Southwest. This place just turns into a nightmare and it's like, I just, anywhere I know I can grab something and they have the pretzels on the hooks. It's just like, I just think of me that pretzel

and then just walk away and eat it and that's it. Those little stands that I never eat at. Those little pizza stands I never eat at, those little pizza stands, all along Sixth Street, those are my go-to, during South by, just because I know they get it. We did a demo down there of some tech stuff during South by, and I got there a couple minutes early,

I was like, oh, I'll just get a cup of coffee, you got the coffee shop that's in the lobby of this place. The line was out the fucking door. Yeah, it's crazy. It's cool. What venue would you bring that? It was one of the hotels right across the convention center.

Absolutely ridiculous. Yeah. So everybody who goes and has a booth in South by Southwest gaming. South by that. South by Southwest. In the pale pan. I can't hold a tower through that one.

So I see you can relate now, huh? I totally power to them. Everybody would you see someone who has a booth at South by Southwest Gay Rate? Do you like go? Do you get in the evil eye when you do it? What? If they don't have a booth at RTX, but they have one at South.

Oh yeah, I gave some people the evil eye. Did you get in the look? Did you stand like 40 feet away and just stare them down? I was like, the fuck? That's a good move, guys. Why does it sit like? You like? Keep it so dark in the gaming segment.

And so you can see the monitors better? But it's so dark. It was really dark. Like every single year in my memory. Almost came as playing the dark. It's like a laser tag or yeah. It's so dark. It was really dark. Like every single year in my room. Most games is playing the dog. It's like a laser tag or even. It looks like that. It does.

It feels like that when you go in there. Also, Gus, they have carpet. They do. They did have carpet. Can we get carpet? Not my problem anymore. Do we not have a carpet? It's too expensive.

Carpet for a whole. How much is carpet for a whole? It's like a couple hundred grand, probably. Carpet? What? Why don't they just keep carpet? Yeah. Because you have to cut it to the specific size. Precurs. Cut it to the size of conventional. It's like a couple hundred grand probably carpet. What why don't they just keep copy? Yeah, because you have to cut it to the specific size Precise cut it to size a conventional. It's huge. It's huge. It's like they should like like You get like 40,000 square feet of carpet. What the hell happens to that?

Yeah, you should put it throw it away. Yeah, well waste. Yeah, I think waste to I think Carp it Piss me off to haul one which is the where gaming was this year and where our TX was in 2012. I want to say that they quoted $70,000. Oh, South by Gaming was at the Convention Center this year? Yeah. It should be like a pool cover. They just roll it out for people who want it.

That'd be super classic. You should be like that paper at a doctor's table where they just pull it and rip it and then they just put the next carpet. And then change it every day. Sure, why not? Well, we're just dreaming of shit. It's gonna happen.

Let's do that one. Can we have virtual carpet? That's the new thing, right? VR? Yeah, for the VR heads up. It's like, ooh, the carpet. Wow. Hey, when you're drunk on Sixth Street,

which happens sometimes, where do you go to eat? That you would never eat. If you were to any place on Sixth Street? There's a Rapolo's Pizza Place. That's one of those. You guys always go that. That's it? I don't always go there. what you guys always go there. That's it? I don't always go there.

Michael and Lindsay always go there. But I've actually a new favorite spot of mine, which isn't that new, is a 24 hour diner, which is on six. What do you like in 24? It's 24 diner right now. 24 diner. It's everything there, it's great.

Everything? Everything. They have breakfast all the time. They have waffles, they'll walk over there. Chicken waffles, they have biscuits. There we go, chicken and waffles. So they won this big like, I don't know who does these fucking surveys for best whatever in America.

They got voted best chicken and waffles in America. And it made me not like that place because they got voted number one. It's not the best chicken in waffles. See that's exactly your face right there. Go in his face. That face right there, that's exactly the face that I made. And now anytime someone says,

you wanna go 24-diner, I just go. No. That's exactly what I do. Just thinking of places I don't wanna go went to Hopdotti this weekend. How'd that go? Why'd you go there? Do you line up?

Who paid you to go there? We've now reached support to the podcast where we talk about local eateries. It's just my 30 minutes straight. I mean, I've been twice before. I was like, I'll try it again. Nope. Nope.

Did you want to, do you want to Southby? You want to Hopdotti's? Yeah, you're a fool. When did you get in line? I was like, I'll try it again. Nope. Nope. Did you want to do it yourself by you want to hop, Doddies? Yeah, you're a fool. When did you get in line? I went to the one in Anderson. I went to the one in Anderson. Oh, okay. Yeah, not the one on South Island. Wait, there's another one?

Yeah. I thought there was the only one. Try it by the, uh, the Alamo Ritz. I was gonna say by the comic shop. Oh, yeah, it is right by there. Was it Dragon's Day? Dragon's Ler? Dragon's Eye.

Thank you. If we could, if we weren't meant to stoof, would you remember the alley that smelled not like really good waffles? No, you wouldn't remember where that was that I could you try my Amsterdam. No, I couldn't find the stoof They're Jason was that embellish him there? Or are they were Jason? I went to Amsterdam with Jason We've opened Amsterdam with Jason. Is that code for something? Even the Amsterdam with Jason happened the I I also see him I I saw him.

He came in to do some recording for RVB 14 man. We spoiler that we were tuckers in RVB 14. I was I was in Vegas a few weeks ago at dice with Ellen and Jeff. Uh huh. And we were walking around at the event and Jeff started talking about Jason. Like when's the last time you saw Jason like We were having a discussion about him that as we were talking about him Jason texted Jeff like probably hadn't texted him in months It was like just in that moment that's when Jason like takes it was like hey, we should hang out. There's something to that

Oh, there's some kind of connection there right so weird so weird, huh? I guess so something Something going on. Like I make fun of, we go back to ASMR thing. We like watching Boba videos, right? Yeah. You also like it as well. I still want to go to India just for that. And we laugh about how it's a cosmic energy stuff.

And yet, there's something to that because we're sitting there, we like this video, we have that ASMR effect. From a dude who's like rubbing someone else's head in India. Like all the way across the globe, I can feel some kind of my head tingling. Yes, but it's just like when you watch somebody a lemon. Oh, and you like even think about somebody in a lemon. You think like, but like sourness travels through, you know, beyond physical. Tauerness travels through you know beyond physical

Well also weren't you just grabbing this sourness travelers beyond physical mouth even you describing the broken bone makes us like Fucking like and you never had a broken bone. No, it's like an empathic. You know you don't want a lot of sprained. Yeah It's like when someone like visualizes putting a catheter down someone's no your knob hurts I'm no, it'm not like unwritten crap. I don't think we fully understand Like ASMR isn't recognized officially by anything. I'm gonna get a territory here where I'm gonna get over my head Oh quickly Giff or giff getting on Graphic giff way that you pronounce that word. I saw one of those moving images on the internet and it was of I don't know what the

practice is called. Sounding. It was is that we take the rod and put it down the piece. Did you see the video where the girls lost it? They was two girls putting a putting a metal rod down the urethra of a dude's erect penis. It's sounding. It's sounding. I don't know what is it. I don't know what is it done.

Am I missing out on something here, Barb? What does it do? Anyway, so the rods, I guess, are different diameters, gusts to fit in different diameters. Bob! And the girl was like, Bob, I'm at it.

We're in her hands. We were getting, she started to lose it. And then the other one tried to help, and it just disappeared. It went down and it was gone. It was like, you know when you have a straw and you have an extra large cup and then they can go in like too far and then you're not getting the straw back out,

that's what happened except with a dude's penis. So it lost Gavin for the day. Did you see that? Where do we see that gift? It was on Reddit. Was it on Reddit? Here's the, I was gonna ask. It was horrifying.

It must be one of those subreddits I unsubscribe for. I have no idea what it feels like to be sounded but I I could immediately go oh god That seems like a horrible even me like my vagina is like this right now Oh, cuz I've seen a lot of things get stuck in holes before. Oh, yeah It's a quetz's a t-shirt quote. Well, like, you know, but holes and vagina holes and... And stuff gets stuck. Yeah, like have you never seen a video or a gift of someone getting a butt plug put in and then it does...

It just gets lost. They accidentally go too far and then it's like... Where? Yeah, that's like you got to the hospital and get, you can't get that out on your own. Or you just push. If you're lucky, if you're lucky, you can push it out. But most of the time, we're talking about

the other holes, you're fine, I guess. The holes? Yeah, the holes. That's what I'm saying. Gaps, fly. That's open to you. I will set it, Gap, the, but you gotta see though. The best part about it is the look on the girls' faces

where they're just like It's like hey, oh you guys have the image do not do not do not do not do not Anyway, so that was something I don't know what that felt like but I could still Sympathize with that dude even using felt like makes me like I got to know what that's all about though. Curious now. What like the feeling? Yeah, what's that? It's the beautiful reason. Maybe it's the best feeling in the world.

Maybe we're missing out. Like maybe it's like, oh my god, I can't believe I lived all my life so far without sticking a metal rod on my dick. Do after reading the guys thing with the prostate and the drumstick, I actually was like, I actually like, I was like, the next, the next warning, I'm like, shaving, I'm looking the mirror going, is this, is this, is this, is this, is this everything?

I was like, at an existential moment. I was missing out on something huge. Is this everything? Is this it? Is this it? Is this it? But, but I know there's some stuff I know for a fact that people fucking love that I know I would hate right

I've never seen the thing ever no I'm talking sexual stuff. Okay. I've seen the thing where the people like They like put themselves between two sheets of latex and pull all the air out. Yeah Like a breathing tube in there. Oh, yeah, they look like they're shrink It seems strangely satisfying breathing tube in there. They look like their shrink wrap. That's the knowledge it's really. That sounds cool. It seems strangely satisfying. Doesn't it? It's horrible. I like being compressed and wrapped.

Why? I like the opposite of claustrophobic. I love being tucked up like that. Being like curled up in a blanket all tight and stuff is way different than being suctioned with latex. I feel like the squish around will be nice. Oh, it'd be like a more of a frog. Do we use like a rubber?

No, no. I don't think it's nice actually. It's just like, I like being wrapped up. I knew someone who was like really into latex, but not like that kind of thing. They just like latex. Just plain more of that. People in latex, the feeling of latex. They wanted other people to dress in latex?

Yeah, and themselves. And themselves. Yeah. It looks like a black sprig. I don't get it either yeah I don't get it what's that or are you showing some back your seal stuff oh yeah let me see they're not in the most uncomfortable positions I know that's part of the beat all right snapped backwards okay careful unbelievable why is it all skin colored? Because then the way I can eat clothes, people. Look at that person.

It looks like saran wrap. No thanks, dude. See, here's nothing, too. Why is it all skin colored? Because it's skin part, bro. I didn't realize it was clear. I thought it was colored latex. The guy never put myself in a situation

where I require someone else's assistance to get out of it like I required them like someone else's butt What nope, I was in like a trust situation Oh, I and I probably learned that it was a kid because I had an older brother And I learned don't ever fucking get into anything like a cabinet or like my brother would say Hey, look at this size this laundry basket you think you've been under here and like curl up in a ball He put the laundry basket over me and then he fucking sit on it and watch bugs bunny for half an hour Why don't you see it in friend? Like there is that thing of Michael who when he after he was

Trying to commit Samsung to give him free stuff And then he posted the photo of him inside the dryer No fucking way. I'm not claustrophobic, but I won't do that kind of stuff. I've never been tied up. Nope, no, I always had that. I always had that you couldn't get it. I mean, I might have been tied up,

but not like, I didn't like request to heal us. That you couldn't get out of a fridge from the inside, but I think that's rubbish. I think that sounds like rubbish. I think you could back when they latched right like in the 50s. Like a metal handle. Like suction, like when Indiana Jones survived the nuclear explosion like that time I'm just the feeling of being trapped in a club. I get free just really creepy when I get when I

Throw one we had that safe in the Congress office that broke Yeah, it is break we we got the safe it ended up in the office and it didn't work Five minutes after we had it yet we had it we set the code and turn the latch and the latch fucking broke off I would just think it like how for would it be? How for would it be if you if you would have just like if you practice just like fitting inside it? I don't you can fit on even and then it latch and broke like that would be the most unpleasant thing Yeah, but I have to let break and open while you were just like compressed inside I always wonder about that when they get people out of stuff where they're trapped

Does it hurt to like be connected to metal that's being sawed through like oh? Yeah, my brain. Yeah, yeah must be shuffle. I mean you probably like if it wasn't that type of space you probably get nicked Yeah, must be awful. I mean, you probably, like, if it wasn't that type of space, you'd probably get nicked. Nicked. Yeah, but I could drill or a saw or saw. I'd like to see it, though, as long as you get nicked in the face.

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That's not the sound of somebody's phone breaking. Braintreepayments.com slash roosterteeth. Thank you to Braintree for supporting the Rooster Teeth podcast and our incredibly stupid discussions. I don't know why you do it, but we appreciate it. We appreciate it. Did you see there was a video posted a couple days ago of that sub-oiline and Beijing during rush hours? No. Yeah. Fuck. That's mad. Did you see when everyone was getting out? No one gave them space to come out and people started filling in and one guy got pulled with them. A couple of people

are able to get out of the train, but then after that, it's like, they take a couple of steps out and then just the wave of people pushes them back in and they have to like, they literally have to fight. Like, it looks like throwing punches, trying to get out of the service. It has to be crazy. It looks like an apocalypse is going on. It looks like there's a zombie invasion.

And like, this is the last train to get out and everyone's freaking the fuck out, trying to. And it's just rush hour. Yes. It almost died. Like, it trampled and stuff. I just remember following one dude and I was like, oh, he's almost out. Oh, just rush hour. Yes. Let's die like get trampled and stuff I just remember following one dude and I was like oh he's almost out. Oh no They're starting to go in. Oh he's being lifted off the ground back into the train. I don't know if we have

Like in straight. You know, let me just say what you're describing. Oh, it looks exactly like that I was saying what you're describing sounds like that simulation where the people run into the like swinging metal pole Watch the dudes coming out of that closest door to you. They're just trying to get out. Oh, they're going back to it. That guy in the white shirt, not again. Oh, my God, he's all the way out and landed back inside. Yeah.

Oh, he made it back out again. He just started going back out. Oh, I didn't see. You know the simulation that I'm talking about with the pole? Yeah, it's like a, it looks kind of like a lawnmower blade, but it's not sharp. It's just a pole spinning flat on the ground like that,

and it's a bunch of people running and getting hit by the pole. It's like, it almost looks like a wears Waldo thing. There's like so many people. It's a computer simulation with showing physics, but you just sit there watching like one person run through that thing. And I think the clip is overall like a minute long,

but it's like so many people that you and someone to follow one person each time. It is. You watch a fucking like head over heels and they're tumbling and then there's a clip going around on Facebook and stuff of this kid who's he's doing some sort of wipe out thing where there's like a spinning thing that he has to stand on a platform and it keeps like bashing him in the head and then he gets back up and it like takes his legs out and he gets hit like five times. Why is he keep doing it? It's determined. I don't know.

It's really funny though. My favorite vine or one of my favorite vines I've ever seen was it was a kid standing on a platform and there was that spinning thing going around that you're supposed to either like duck below or jump over. And it was a really little kid and it came around his back and it just hit him in the back. So he was lying on it and then the second it hits him. You know the song by Evan Essence. It's like wake me up.

Wake me up inside. He's just like falling on it. It's great. He's like starfished. Oh, there's it. That's it. What one day games will be this good? Yeah, it looks like they all just so great. are fished. Oh, that's it. That's it. What one day games will be this good.

Yeah, it looks like they're all so great. They're called field humor, some people. It's like real a distance. Yeah, it looks like a tilt ship video, doesn't it? Yeah. There's a couple of these like I just want to do like totally face plant. It's like, I'm not about as scripted as a little simulator. If you want to look that up online, we'll put it in the link dump, or I just found the name of it on Vimeo. It's called I've fallen and I can't get up. Well, I'm sure if you start with father-gill VFX visual effects I'm sure if you start the simulation like a second layer like everyone ran in when the Pulse and a slightly different position the entire simulation would be a hundred percent different. I think you just run it again

It's pretty entirely different. Yeah, yeah, I mean just run it for the same place Yeah, I bet it would be different. I think you just run it again. It's been entirely different. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, just run it for the same place. Yeah, I bet it would be different. No changes in variables. But well, I mean, I think there's probably a random component to this thing a little bit. But to like the way the people run up, maybe this is- I just love watching the flow. Otherwise, you would end up with like the same motions

I feel like again, they get, you know, like even when they get hit, there's like a, there's probably a little bit of randomness to that. I don't know, it would be interesting. I'd love to see it. When they described how they made the battles in Lord of the Rings with that system massive where they wouldn't really animate the entire battle, they would just set up characters like a human fighter and they would give it certain rules. Like if you're next to an orc, take a swing. If you get hit, hit back, if you get

hit again, fall down and die. And then they just copied that 10,000 times, did the same thing with orcs and then to let them fight. I was like, dude, I just want that software. I would just run those battles all day long. That's awesome. And we, I know we've definitely talked about this long time ago in the podcast, but one of the things I loved about that discussion was the emergent behaviors that came out of the

system that were not programmed. Like a couple people like ran up to the battle and were like, nope, and just like turned and ran the other direction and just didn't stop. They just like stopped dead in their tracks and ran the other way. And they were like, dude, to just ended up on top of rocks, like staying out of the way of everything else. And they would just go through and they would delete those characters from the simulation and then render it from the image. It'd be fun if you could then would just go through and they would delete those characters from the simulation and then render it

from the nunchar animation. It'd be funny if you could then play it the opposite where you only show those characters and see where all the weird, like mutants went. Call the freaks. They all the freaks. Freaks of code. It would look like a juggaloo concert

with the people dancing. You know? So it was like an empty field. There was like four people dancing. They must've been people who just went flying too. Like they collided wrong with a bunch of stuff and just went like, yeah, those were probably pretty cool, right? Yeah. And it's like when sor dancing. They must've been people who just went flying too. Like they collided wrong with a bunch of stuff and just went like, woohoo. Yeah, but those were probably pretty cool, right?

Yeah. When sorons come in after you. I message you something, a video. Thanks for finding that Patrick. On our chat client. There was another, I'm looking at it now. I'm loading it up now. There was another video I saw over the weekend.

So I'm always fascinated by like these videos that you see that come out of China. Just because it's like the subway one. Just like so many people living, many people living in such a concentrated place to see how things scale. But there was another one I saw over the weekend where I guess I was a bunch of tourists at a shrimp buffet. Did you see that one?

I did not. And it's just like, you saw it? It's just like people using plates as shovels to shovel up as much shrimp as they can. There must be a story behind that. Is there? I found a story, I guess it was like happened in Thailand or something. It was just a bit of a thing. It was just a shrimp, but that was just how people do.

Or it was like closing and telling it. You know what? It was probably one person did it and then everyone else felt like they were being cheated because they didn't have like 40 pounds of shrimp and so they all just started to do it. That's usually the way that mentality works and I think that's probably pretty universal human behavior. Yeah, well you see something and then- But just not wanting to lose that. It's fine for everyone. It's fine for everyone. Yeah, you know, be great if I can eat 40 pounds of shrimp and use this plate as a shovel. It's like, that guy's doing it. All right, I guess this is how

we're doing it today. Hey, I'm, I'm now on Twitter. I haven't on Twitter yet so far for this. So if you want to ask us any questions or suggest that we look at anything or I guess this is how we're doing it today. Hey, I'm now on Twitter. I haven't been on Twitter yet so far. So if you wanna ask us any questions or suggest that we look in anything or talk about anything, just tweet us at hashtag. Isn't today a Kemp Podcast? I can't full screen it. Can I full screen it?

Yeah, I can. Isn't today the 10th anniversary of Twitter? Dude, that made me feel like, that's crazy. Twitter's been around for 10 fucking years. Do you have the volume on this? I don't know that volume goes through. It is the kid in the park. I'm just not playing. Beautiful! Hey! Hey! Hey! Welcome to the internet.

Yeah, there it goes. Oh, we want to get a different clip. What is that? Oh yeah, there's that's the shrimp shoveling. Oh, shrimp shoveling. So what's happening? Oh, that is full of germs. They're just shoveling up the shrimp. Everyone's like leaning right over. Oh, look at people just leaning in.

Everybody's doing it. I'm going to get myself some shrimp. I mean, you can have a lot of hair and breath going into that. Pounds and pounds of shrimp. There were pictures afterwards. What do you think it's like a super germinal? Gavin, how can you be such a big time germaphobe now? What happened? Did you become ill? A bunch of animals. Yeah, people are serious.

The worst is, and I was talking about this earlier, is when there's like a sneeze guard and people point over the guard what they want. It's like the other day, she had one hand on the plexiglass and the entire arm was over. She was doing this. I want this. Oh, is there no word for lettuce? Do we not have a fucking common language you can speak? You don't have to fucking point at it. There are a lot of kinds of lettuce at that restaurant. There's like three different kinds of them.

I'm with Bernie on this. There's like, if you go to any restaurant that has multiple types of everything, you don't know what everything's called necessarily. Remain. I'm gonna ask you. I'm gonna spring mix. What if they don't ask you? What if they know it's called spring mix? Because I read it into the same thing. I was like, I want whatever, I'm a spring mix. What if they don't ask you? What if they, you know, it's called spring mix

because I read it into the same thing. I was like, I want whatever that one is in the back. But I didn't reach over the fucking thing. You know what they should do? Number. I want some two and some nine. Also, a square of three. And people shouldn't just shouldn't reach over

that fucking thing. Also, you don't have to do it. It happens at Mod Pita, it happens at Chipotle, it happens everywhere, fucking subway. I tell my kid this, my kid's this at a very early age, and I don't know why most people don't know this, and that is if you're out anywhere Don't touch the fucking glass. It doesn't matter what it is Mm-hmm if it's glass and you're not drinking out of it, don't fucking touch it Don't fucking put your hands on the glass to open the door

Don't when you're like at the donut shop, put your fucking greasy finger on the glass going, I want that one with this fuck point. You know, just don't do that. Great invitation of your kids. Thanks, buddy. That was not, that was me actually. And before I hit it. I wanted to joke with you, buddy.

Give me the joke, but. So there's no glass, there's no public glass that should be touched. Yeah, because then somebody's job to fucking clean. I'm with Bernie. You're absolutely right. Yeah, you don't need to touch it. You don't need to touch glass. Don't put then somebody's job to fucking clean. I'm with Bernie. You're absolutely right. Yeah, you don't need to touch it. You don't need to touch glass.

Don't put your hands all over the fucking mirror. Now I wanna do that. I have a full touch all glass. When people go to like the butcher shop and they're looking at all the meat in the glass case, they're not fucking touching the glass, right? Yeah. It's like, I want the rib eye, or I want the ribs.

Everybody now has a glass front smartphone. Everybody has that. You know how discussing that gets so quickly. And you're not cleaning it half a time. You're just going days before you wiped that fucking thing off. But it's somebody's job. Every time somebody puts their fucking fingers on glass, don't just teach your people around.

You don't fucking touch glass. Black glass is the worst. What? Black glass. Black glass is pretty bad. I get so mad. There's two things. I have black countertops and I regret that. Black gloss is pretty bad. I get so mad, there's two things. I have black countertops and I kind of regret that.

Are they like glossy black? Yeah, but they got flex in it. You know, it's a little pattern so you can... Oh, flex. Flex. No, flex. Yeah. Yeah, my counter is flexing its guns.

There's two things I hate. I'm so cut. Computer displays. Yes. two things I hate. I'm so kind. I'm so kind. Computer displays. Yes. Windows on a car. People reach over your shelter and touch your laptop. I'm like, what are you doing?

What are you doing? No, that was something I had. Car windows on the inside. Also, shut the door. Buy the door. Don't put your fucking hand on the door to shut the door. Yeah, you're asking for a whole hand. But that's what I came to learn here.

You're not. What? Oh, you're not. If you slam a gloss door, you're asking for a whole head. But that's what I came to learn here. Hey, you're not. What? Oh, you're in. If you slam a gloss door, you can smash. Oh, you could put your, there's a really funny short that David and Nathan Zelmer made, where they had to break a car window, but it took David like, oh, that's a great, I think that's the first thing they ever,

I've been watched of there. It took like 80 tries. And he's just gonna mentor. Yeah, and he's losing it. He's like, doesn't break character while I was doing it. And they thought, well, it's kind of funny. Let's just leave every single try in the movie. What was he using to break it or trying to break it?

They were actually at Mount Benel. It was rock. And it was a huge rock. It was like a rock this big. And he like lifts it over his head, smashes it on the driver side of window and it just bounces off. And like, it gets the point where like the

the window is like flexing into the car and more. That made to do that. My dad tried to break into his own car once, and he ended up walking off finding a brick and launching it full force into the window. It bounced off and went straight over his head. And he's like, I'm not doing that again. You know what I actually want you to do well?

Something tiny. Like if you get a BB in your hand and throw a BB at a window, that will break it. A BB. What's the month of BB? Like from a BB gun. Bullbear. A ball bearing yet.

Is that what BB stands for? I had no idea. What do you think BB stood for? I don't think it was a BB gun. I don't think it was a BB gun. Until I just made the connection right now. Isn't it bullbear? Like a second before you said it, I was like, oh, BB ball bearing.

As soon as I said it, that's crazy. I never made that connection. I just assumed, I don't even know. I've never looked it up. I'm assuming right now, but that's where it came from. Have you ever seen that video where they show how easy it is to break car windows with like the ceramic from a spark plug?

Oh, yes. No, I've seen like a little piece. I've seen like a tiny little piece. You just like toss it at the window and it shatters. I don't know about that. Do you think I make a good slime? Oh, maybe. I'm gonna look it up.

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Because you'll be the, you'll forever be the billionaire who crushed a puppy to death for his wealth. It refers to the size of the ball bearing. Baby is ball bearing. I just looked it up. It refers to the size of the ball bearing. There's BB and there's OO. BB and OO.

BB and OO. What's OO stand for? Ooh. Ooh. That's a big, her ball bearing. Oh, the size. I gotcha. BB is the size and OO is the size. Yeah.

Oh, there's an OO BB. OO is the size. Oh, we do, I am. Yeah. No, it's a booboo. I like it better. I like it better. Everyone's on the same thing.

They're on the same thing. What? That it does, BB does not stand for ball bearing. They're the same thing. What? The same thing. That it does, BB does not stand for ball bearing. That's what Wikipedia said. It did? What did you look it up on? From Wikipedia,

while it is often stated that BB stands for ball bearing, this is not the case. This is from Wikipedia. The original BB guns use the BB sized lead shotgun shot. To what Patrick said. I just read in the exact same article. I just didn't read it. I just thought ball bearing. I'm like, shotgun to what Patrick said. I just read in the exact same article. I just didn't read it. I just thought ball bearing.

I'm like, oh, it's good. She gets it's often stated in the barber's like, okay, it's often stated. Right. Like, we're there potentially under and they're end up telling you Wikipedia entirely in that. We also summed up the podcast just now. Misinformation constantly.

Sorry, internet. I mean, often at BBs, we'll bury that. I had a creative meeting the other day where we were at lunch with some other people And it's like we were talking about this potential upcoming show and I pitched this idea for it And like there was a guy who is sitting there we were listening and like other people pitched ideas and then I pitched my idea and then he goes He goes Hmm, you know, it'd be great and then literally just said my exact idea again You know, he's someone you get in those situations?

Yeah. In the meetings, he's like literally said that, and everyone was like, okay, that's a great idea. Thanks for sharing with the group. So was he just not paying attention? I have no clue. Can you hand me the bottle opener and that red labeled deer, please?

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Yeah, it's more comfortable. You're letting everything breathe. I don't like if you just put. I tell you that I don't like wearing clothes because I feel like when I roll over, like I get constricted. Like if my shirt's a little loose or something, like you roll on it and it like tugs on you and you don't like wearing clothes because I feel like when I roll over like I get constricted like if my shirt's a little loose or something like you roll on it and it like tugs on you and you don't have free free motion. Yeah, also just feels good to be like under your covers with like

nothing else. Also what? What if you just pooed? Yeah, I would if you get poo on your shoes. You not wipe your ass after you poo? Yeah, you know, well if you just have like a bad wipe, a bad wipe job. Do you not wipe until there's nothing left? Yeah, but I just feel like there's gonna be like butt dust and crumbs in there. But what's with a dust?

Everything is dusty to you. What is it? Look, have you seen it? What dust there is? Everything is like crumbs. What dust? I don't know if you've got dust. Like crumbs.

Like crumbs. No, this happens, this happens, whatever, Dan, there's probably too much information to talk about, Dan. Okay, go ahead. Go, go. He stays in my guest room. There's a guest bulk up there. And on the back of the rim, butt crumbs.

What is that? And I think what it is, is that because Dan's all like, either completely still or 100% like when he pees he's like, shh, I think when he wipes he goes like, and it like, little dust crumbs come up and land on the top of the toilet seat. And nothing you think you're describing is a human body to me. I don't know what you mean, that means, but what are butt crumbs? Like poo crumbs that have just flown off. And they didn't come on the on the paper or anything they just

land on the seat there's a little like you know I'm talking about I can picture it yeah let me take this I'm done talking about this conversation I don't want to come back to this conversation we're done talking about but wait you know what I do wish though I'll see she came right back to it I heard some of my plays complaining about the employee bathroom earlier today. Yeah, I complied about it last week Oh, right. I'm just too many people. Yeah, it's too many people We should fire a bunch of people solve a lot of problems. Where's the perfect amount of people that should work anything? Just kidding go back to the OG. I don't know here in this building hundred thirty three percent of what we have here It's just where you have too many people in this the problem is is that

Some of our we're in a big soundstage. Sorry. What's the little left back? Back it just we had say that her brother leaves butt crumbs leaves butt crumbs. Let's. And I know you didn't want to talk about it anymore. I think. So it's like we've grown at a weird, at a too great of a scale. Like I was getting mad at our fridge the other day because I couldn't get ice out of it. And I thought this is the same fridge we had when there were like 20 employees.

You know what? I was giving it two or the other day. And it's funny to me for a company that started the spare bedroom in my house that over the years, like little things have been bought, but have never been thrown away. So I'll be wandering through and I'll see someone like, how the fuck did that get all the way through the years to here? You know what I saw the other day?

I saw the Lord of the Rings magnets that we had, the Bueta office refrigerator. the Lord of the Rings magnets that we had, the Buda office refrigerator, they were in stage two in the art department, holding up like papers on their magnetic whiteboard. And I'm like, how the fuck did those get? Poth did they take all the way through it? And they're really specific too,

because we were invited down to visit the set and of the Lord of the Rings. We went to the Te Papa Museum and they were Te Papa magnets. I don't think somebody else here had it. I think those got sent to us. No, I bought them when I was down there. Yes, the first time we went to Wellington back in O5. Yep, it was a long time ago.

Yeah, it was a long time ago. Yeah, it's weird seeing that. I think I've talked about it before. When we still have the annex, I looked behind me one night at the podcast and I saw the first HD TV I ever bought back in like 2003. I bet that was expensive. It was like $700 for a 13-inch display. It's like, why the fuck is that still here? It had like a coax input? Oh, God. Is it like 720p? Yeah, it was 720p. And yeah, HD ready. That should have been thrown away.

You know, no reason that should still be there. Go back to my barber, talking about sleeping naked. I agree, thumbs up on sleeping naked. But one thing I want to adopt in my life that I think another culture does better than us is from what I understand, in Japan, it is more customary to take your shower at night before you get into bed

and then not shower in the morning. Whereas in the US, I feel like mostly people shower in the morning. Monty always told me that that's the way you should do it because your hair needs oil in it throughout the day. So if you shower at night, you get your oil back for the night and then in the day, you'll protect your head. I just like showering at night because you wake up and you feel so clean and

fresh. Right. No. I need the shower to wake up. I just shower to wake up and then to start my day clean. I don't want to like start interacting with people eight hours dirty. Yeah, but you're just sleeping though. You're not. Still eight hours dirty. Exerting your. Eight hours dirty. It's so nice. It's so nice to go to bed after a shower though. It is. I hate the feel of the sheets when I've just had a shower. Dry yourself off. Wait, wait, wait, wait,

don't go to bed so stopping wet. Yeah, what? Thanks for the fucking advice. This is the same with I just walked right out of the shower into my bed. That's what he's taking a selfie. I tried, it's just like, I'm too clean to touch the sheets. No, you should clean your wet. A too like close to touch the sheets. No, you're like, a cleaner wet.

I'm too like close to being wet. He did not say wet. He did say wet. He didn't like the way the sheets felt. I also, I don't know if it's similar, I feel the same sort of like, horrible feeling. If I empty the dishwasher,

when it's just ended and all the stuff's hot, I can't touch hot glass in the same way. It's like, yeah. So I open the dishwasher and let it all cool down for like four hours before I empty it. It's because it's like, it's got like a weird grip. Sticky kind of like, eat. That kind of was.

Hot glass, hot clean glass is too grippy. I want to get a dishwasher. Diswashers have existed my time. Maybe I can tweet it Samsung. Have Michael do it because a dishwasher. But I want a dishwasher that doesn't, I don't know how I would do this, and I don't care. I just want someone to invent the thing that fixes this

that gets water on top of like a mug that's upside down and it gets in that little like, divot, do you ever have some dishes that like when you go to take them out of the dishwasher that just fling water everywhere? That is like, and you have to put them in the cupboard but that's the top of them is wet, like the underneath of the mug is wet. Right, yeah, and you have to put them in the cupboard, but that's the top of them is wet,

like the underneath of the mug is wet. Right, yeah. And so you can't, some people put them upside down. Do you put glasses upside down and your cupboard? Well, otherwise, oh, if there's a kind that clicks water on the bottom, yes, there it is.

If they're not the kind, then no. Oh, let's have it. Bring it over here. Bring a piece of shit out here. I think it's seven with 720p. 720p. Do you guys have towel in your house? That is ridiculously small Yeah, this this looks like a toy. It was like

700 bucks stay off camera. That was amazing when it came out magna vux god show it Give a little SBA as everything and the funny thing was I was hanging out a couple of weeks ago with a friend of mine up in Seattle and he said that he was looking for a small HD monitor that had a coax input. And I was like, oh, I used to own a magnet box that did that and he was, I found a magnet box at a punch shot that did. I was like, oh, is it like the little silver one

with the speakers on the side? He goes, yeah, I was like, oh, yeah, that's you. Oh, that's got standard depth inputs too. I just don't composing on it. Let me take that from you, because I'll set up for Matt and I'm gonna set up his King Griffey in his office. Do we sell the power adapter for this?

Oh, you can buy, it'll tell you. They're in a little sticky, you'll tell you. 16 volt, yeah. Yeah, you can have it. You can probably find it. I don't want it, I don't want it. I'm not claiming that thing.

Yeah, I was gonna say, it's got, look, it's got the old Xbox games on it. That's funny. You don't make sure you laugh about it too, is the bottom of it, you can tell is the bracket to hold it on the wall as well. Oh, yeah. It's like the foot like curves around behind it.

Dole Stenius. I guess the TV's not small enough to do that anymore. Have you figured out your TV situation yet? I'm good. I got a solution for you right here. It'll only cost you $700. I'm imagining that tape to the front of his old one. I bought this just to play Soulcaliber 2 on the original Xbox. And you spent $700. You don't to the front of his old one. I bought this just to play Soul Calibre 2

on the original Xbox. And you spent $700. You don't have to admit that to anybody. You can keep that information on the inside. It wasn't HD. You could buy a component HD breakout for it. And there were very few games that supported HD. That was HD on the original Xbox.

No, really? Yeah, you remember it was like, you plugged in the adapter to the back of the Xbox. Halo 2 was HD, bud. Yeah, that had like that little brick that came out of it and that's where you plugged all your component cables into. Was it really? Halo 2 on X-Box One?

We didn't have to reshoot. That was stuff we didn't hey, Loan. Or Halo 2, excuse me. We only had to reshoot the stuff we didn't hey, Loan. Halo 2, I believe was 720p. I believe you're correct. Thank you. It had this adapter, you don't remember that?

See, that's the original Xbox plug and then had the Audio and component. What was the Xbox power thing they did where it had a button on it? Xbox the original Xbox had a power cable that had a green it might be is red or green and it was like test Oh, I think there was there was a defect in the original power cables that they shipped with that it caused a house fire Oh, right. Yeah, so they had to replace it replace it with everything else Yeah, so if you had an original Xbox you just had like a standard normal Power cable, but if you had one that got made a little later than you had like the other special one to print rent two two per... Fuck it.

How fast is this? You're out. He'll be fine. You're good. So all of the HD, RVB stuff, for season three and a half onwards, was on the original Xbox, though? Halo 2 was on the original Xbox. There was no Halo 2 PC.

Well, there actually was. There was. You needed Vista for it. You need Vista. Yeah. But it didn't launch day and day, either. Oh, no. It was much, much later.

It was like, yeah, it was why the can anyway. I forgot that it was a Did we we shoot the stuff before we learned you could drop the weapons and get a full frame? We had to shoot all of that anyway because we weren't capturing HD at the time in season two So we didn't have a hard drive fast enough. I thought it was HD when you switched to 360 We started no we started three we started HD with Out of mind. Yeah, out of mind was the first HD thing we ever did. HD resolution released, yeah. Yeah, and that's when we finally got

way able to buy a hard drive fast enough to capture. Right. Because up until then that was the, it's so dumb now. It's like hard drive just worked fast enough to write that data. When it worked on my movie with Matt, we had a four gigabyte drive that could capture in three to one compression from standard definition. Like you couldn't get one to one compression.

Like so it was called broadcast quality standard death. Most cars did 16 to one. And you're at it in 16 to one compression. And we got all our cars all the way up to three to one. Which we could consider broadcast quality. I feel like hard drives haven't Sped up that much was it just a bit rate was too high Well, I feel like you could capture HD on a 5400 drive right now. Yeah

Yeah, I think they had like smaller buffers and since the capacities were We're also smaller on the drive like the way it the head moved across the platter had to cover more surface area Yeah, I know you posted a picture like black Hard drives like super fast like those were windows and yeah, that's what we had to start using initially to be able to do that We take for granted how easy is to just capture an HD these days. I remember it very well Do you know what actually is the thing that I don't think many people realize how good they have it is Encoding because even when we made Red versus Blue, I had to encode in three different formats,

Divex, WMV, and QuickTime, and in two different resolutions, because you'd work quarter of QuickTime, people go, I don't watch stuff in QuickTime. We, what, were you doing that all in one go? Or did you dismantle the Series one? It was a whole day of the process for putting out Red versus Blue.

Now you just go upload, go to lunch. You know, and it like- And YouTube does them all for you. It does everything for you. You couldn't encode everything either out of the same program. So you had to have like one program that output of the W and V,

another one that output of the- We need to be the- We need to be the- We need to be the- We need to be the- The the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the one that output of quick time. Yep. So it's like you couldn't even

I mean you could do them at the same time, but it's Yeah, it's all like running I couldn't even export in one of could do them at the same time, but it's, yeah, it's all running at the same time. I couldn't even export in one of them to start with out of Premiere. I had to export in the DVRex format, an AV file, then take that. So it was seven exports to make one fucking video. And they were built as the high res files, which is 640 by 40, which is standard death. Yeah.

High res was standard death. If you got a 640 by 4, because that's what it's like. TV was, TV was, it became high death, and then everything else was catching up and out's the other way, where it's like 4K is much more common now on the internet. It's so funny too, because I look at 60 frames per second, now for video footage and for movies,

or 48 frames in movies, and I'm like, I like I don't like it doesn't do anything for me I can't stand it. I like it in games, but I remember my parents were I don't even care in games I'll go with 30 frames per second be totally fine But my parents like when they got a high-def TV they just left it on standard death They didn't like the look of high-def. I'm like you're insane You're insane, but it's weird. It's just they lived their whole lives with standard deaf TV and they were like that's good enough for us I see that all the time and it drives me crazy It's like a giant HD TV and it's weird, they lived their whole lives with standard dev TV and they were like, that's good enough for us. I see that all the time and it drives me crazy. It's like a giant HD TV and it's fuzzy.

You're like, are you watching that? I think it was as simple as my parents was, you're watching the standard dev version of the channel here. If you go to set a channel five, if you go to channel 105, that's the high dev version on your cable and they'd be like I don't want to go to a different channel. That's who cares. It was just like no don't want to deal with all. I had two different friends who bought HDTVs probably still 720 back then but both of them never set their

360s to HD. They just thought like because the team was plugged into the TV. That's right. Under 360 you had to like switch that little toggle. And when it was the blades, you could tell by eye, like everything was slightly like misshapen in standard death. It was like differently formatted because I guess it was harder to read. So not only do they just like upscale it for HD, they like moved it around too. So it actually looked different. Like the dashboard looked different in standard death. So I immediately when they turn the TV on, I was like, it's too. So it actually looked different. Like the dashboard looked different instead of death. So I immediately, when they turned the TV on, I was like, it's not an HD buddy.

Yeah, oh. Been wasting all this time. I was playing Castle Crashers with the voice this weekend. For some reason, Teddy got a bug up his butt to play Castle Crashers, and it's one of the backwards compatible. There's also a remastered version, but we were playing the 360 backwards compatible version

of it, because we had save files for that. And it had the Xbox Live arcade slate at the front of the game. It had the little pop-ups that looked like the 360 on it. It was fucking awesome. I love the 360. I missed the 360 actually. 360 was great. It was a really, really great console. And it's crazy. It's just like, it's too bad, they had to like, just abandon the whole aesthetic for something new. You always want things to change, but it's like looking back at that. I never got tired of the 360. Every 10 years.

It's pretty impressive. It's pretty impressive. Initially, the blades sucked, but like, once they got better, once they got through the blades. I never had that big issue. The blades were so fucking slow. It was awful. Like, going from one blade to another guy the guide was always slow. Yeah, man

I wish it changed two things on or one thing on each of the consoles now and they'd be so much better like I wish you could just change The way trophies are handled in the PlayStation I just some about it just like drives me nuts And I even in any audit like you and I trophy and it's in like the middle of the list It depends on the game to like totally depends on trophy, and it's in the middle of the list. It depends on the game, too. Totally depends on it. And now it's on the Xbox One.

That's always been their kind of standout as the way they handle achievements. Now when you go to the game hub, and you see rankings with all of your friends and different stuff, have you done that yet? That's where I fucking love that. For stuff like Far Cry and Just Cause. But on the Xbox, it's just like,

they keep changing the interface just as I finally used to it. And it's, I recognize that it's not great, like now to sign in where everything's on like, there's this left side bar. It's a clunky turd. And then when you go to the top and you go over to the store, and as soon as you go to the store tab, it breaks out.

Yeah, it breaks out to listen to the stuff, and like, where am I now? Yeah. Like, what am I highlighting it on? Yeah. But I assume that we we get better over time. The one thing I would change though is the fucking buttons that I still don't know what they are on the controller.

Oh, what do you call them? The square buttons and the list buttons. Anytime in the game when they're like, hit this button, open your map. What is it? I get a wrong east. I have to look at my controller like, I still don't know which is which.

Is it lines in a notebook or two windows overlap It's really the one thing I like about the Xbox one to this day as a controller It's a magnificent masterpiece controller the actual interface My left shoulder Left shoulder button you come bumper buttons your shoulder buttons The bumpers Bumpers and the yeah triggers. Yeah, the bumper buttons my left my L The bumpers, and the triggers. Yeah, the bumper buttons, my LB button,

that thing is always breaking on it. If I ever drop it, it's like that thing just breaks. Maybe you just have like a really strong index finger on your left hand. Yeah, maybe so. Maybe so, maybe it's it. The RB used to be the bad one on Xbox 360 because that was melee.

If you had to be your thumbs, bring your whip. Everything does suck on that Xbox one though. Everything that was Maylay. If you had to be your thumbs, bring your whip. Everything does suck on that Xbox One though. Everything that was easy before. I'm watching a Blu-ray sucks. Have you tried watching a Blu-ray on Xbox One? What's wrong with it? It just crashes all the time. Sometimes it needs an update in the middle of the movie.

I've never experienced it. Never experienced it before. I think my crap's broken, man. Oh, I'm so... Watching a Blu-ray is one of the easiest things on it. I think so many people offered to help me with my iPhone because I've been complaining about it and there's lots of people who listen to podcasts

who also I guess work at the Genius Bar. And I've had a lot of offers to help. I've taken up one person on the offer and they tried to help me over chat and it was just like, yeah, your thing's blessed. It's like, yeah. So you know what the new problem with my app is? Or my iPhone?

What's that? The activity app is gone. It's like part of the software for the iPhone. It's like, you can't delete that. You can't delete it if you want to get rid of it. If you spotlight it, it doesn't show up. Got nothing. And I'm trying.

Look at that, let's see. I'm trying to use, I don't know what you know where my phone is right now. I think it's in the eye office. The fact that your Siri doesn't do anything is the most bizarreable. Not only does doesn't do anything, the most bizarre, or something like that. Not only does she not do anything,

she tells, she goes, Uh-oh. I'm sorry. They must have progen in this cheeky response for when things were gonna go wrong. She took the health app with her, which he left. Yeah, she fucked you.

Yeah, she fucked you. She wanted me getting in good shape after the breakup. Yeah, so my phone wasn't syncing to the app, right? So I had just a month where it was blank no activity from my Calorie goals and all that other stuff you watch my watch. Yes, sorry my watch the activity app exists on my watch But it wouldn't sync with the phone because it doesn't exist so I unpaired the watch from the phone Then Repair the watch and set it up as a new watch because that was one of the fixes that the app disappeared.

And it was like just gone. Are we at the bitch about Apple, portion of the podcast? I guess we are. They just brought out a bunch of crap. We do have a safe time. It was the most forgettable announcements ever today. Well, it was all like under the pro stuff. It was like, oh, we want to be a pro environmentally friendly.

How long did they spend talking about that? I didn't see it. There was like 15 minutes of we're gonna be 100% renewable. It's like, who gives a fuck? We're here to see products. We don't hear about this shit. It's like when they list the new features of a new product,

it's like, it does this, this resolution, and it's like green and it's got all these things. They've list that. That's not a feature that people seek out. They reduce the price on the Apple Watch, introduce some new bands. They made a smaller, shittier iPhone. When are they going to have the next iteration of the iWatch or Apple Watch?

Who knows? No comment about that. And then they made another iPad Pro. Is this the one? Yes. Who was it? I mean, it was literally no announcement I cared about. They lost it.

They're gone. I don't know. I don't know. literally no announcement I cared about. They lost it, they're gone. I don't know, I don't know. I mean, I watched it, hoping there would be some announcement, hoping it'd be a new lap. Anything I cared, anything I cared about. Well, that's the next announcement will be the iPhone. Why even bother having this event? Was it just to announce they're making,

oh, we're making shitty iPhones now. It's true, usually like the crap stuff, just gets a silent solution. Right, it's just like, oh yeah, it's there. It still goes down for an hour, it comes back up when you crap in it. Right, it's true usually like the crap stuff just gets a silent Right, it's just like oh, yeah, it's there. It's still goes down for an hour comes back up when you crap, right? It's it's unbelievable. You got your phone. I do so spotlight activity. You do it. It's all yours We're just bitching that they like while you're at it's crap. You know why I was listening to you I think it's because Apple it's not there. It's crazy you. I think it's because Apple, it's not there. It's crazy. It's it might be an iTunes, you unsinked it there or something.

Is that not it? I think you cannot get rid of activity. Is that not it? No, that's health. That's different. Oh. Yeah, which also then health. What version of iOS do you run in? The most up to date, 9.3. 9.2. This is the one. That's a call it's called activity. Do you have an apple watch? No, then you won't have it But there's no way to install anyway, we're off in this horrible tangent But you notice about apple I have it at fuck off Apple is does it have data from like the whole month on there from like your past whatever? Yeah, I'm from today. Yep. well, yeah, you have the month.

Yeah, I don't have any of that stuff. Just, we don't have activity. So I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on. Do you think that maybe you're dead? No. Like maybe a pulse. Siri doesn't respond to you.

No. I'm sorry, Bernie. I only talked to the guy. I think I'm dead. I don't know how can I talk to something I don't believe in. So I think Apple is feeling that they're losing the position as the cool tech company. Because I have a price to tech. To Tesla.

Oh? Because Tesla just announced that their battery factory is like 100% off the grid. They're the factory in which they build all those batteries. Aside from the fact that you'd like lithium salts from South America. Hey, let's forget about that. Aside from that, it's totally off the grid. Like it's renewable energy. So they come to the factory. They can't. Aside from that, it's totally off the grid. It's renewable energy. So they come to the factory.

So they come to the factory. They can't make their own lithium? It's not off the grid. People will say, that means something specific. I'm sure it's on the power grid, but they are touting the fact that the gigafactory runs entirely on renewable. On its own. When's Tesla going to make phones?

That's a good question. Apple supposedly wants to make a car. I've heard that a lot of times. Google's making a car. So I think Apple's feeling the pressure from stockholders. I think that they're seeing slower growth and they need to do stuff to try to create growth. So they're doing things like creating

shittier, cheaper phones and shittier, cheaper iPads. I like you call them shittier. Although they need the iPad pro and that thing's pretty fucking awesome. Have you got one? No, it's like a thousand bucks If I spend a thousand bucks, I'm getting night vision goggles. I've said that before Yeah, I wouldn't spend a thousand dollars in an iPad I thought about it because we have creative meetings where you want to show stuff that people are working on like concept art and trailers and things like that and

You just need your laptop for that Yeah, but then it's like this laptop from all the way across that big conference table is like, Peter is looking down at the end, this is like, can't see it. Yeah, but the iPad Pro is not bigger than that. But you could also hand it to people. Uh, you can have people. You know what I'm really curious about?

Is the Surface Pro. Oh, the one with the little hinge? Uh, yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, not the Surface Book, but like the Surface Pro. It's like the table. It's though it's like the tablet, laptop thing. Uh, Where like the smart pro. It's like the table. It's though. It's like the tablet laptop thing.

Where the smart cover hit a hinge. Yeah, they have two different ones. They have one that's like a laptop and one that's like the tablet with the smart cover. That's too much effort. They need just one. They need tables. I think they have to demo that. Let's tell you what the future. That was the future. Now no one has a I'd have a table with a screen in it. Rooster Chief. Here's what you need. Don't listen to everyone else. Do you need about that crowd funding project that's completely fucking tanked?

Oh, Dan, which one? I mean, there's so many other ones. There's the biggest one ever in Europe. Did my vessel show up? No, that's, people keep messaging me because they sell the vessel in Apple stores. They sell the box with a cup in it. The one that they made because they couldn't make the vessel.

That's exactly it. The vessel is a cup that you poured stuff into it and a little readout according to the announcement video that they put out for this thing would tell you, that's beer, it's, this many ounces, that means it's this many calories and it would analyze your drink. And so I pre-ordered that for Dan for Christmas

three fucking years ago at this point. They realized they couldn't make it, they didn't know how to make it. So instead pre-ordered that for GAM for Christmas, three fucking years ago at this point. They realized they couldn't make it. They didn't know how to make it. So instead they threw out a different vessel which counts how many cups of water you find. Right, it counts how much water that you- But it's like crystallized. It's based on your height and weight and all that stuff

and your activity level. Yeah, did they refund you? No. They offered to give me a vessel prime for free now. Oh, how could you give that up? They may have offered to let me get a refund. I'm not. What am I doing?

I'm going to sign up and do that for a refund. I'm just going to wait. How much it was? Point of pride at this point. We're getting that vessel cut. But this European Kickstarter, pretty much crowdfunding project. I don't know if it was Kickstarter.

For miniature drones, I just went like, oh yeah. We just raised a bunch of money and worked on it for two years can, we can't do that. Bye. I just kept them. Gone. Just gone. Four and a half million dollars gone.

Was it four and a half million bucks? Oh, that's not what you said. Yeah, I think that's what it was. So you should about to verify that. Damn. I wanna start, I'm gonna crowdfund something. And just be like, I'm gonna crowdfund a crime. I'm gonna steal $20 from each of you.

$3.6 million. Damn. I wanna steal $3.6 million. Damn. I want to steal $3.6 million from you, and you're going to help me do it. So do they get sued that at that point? Uh, I class action or something. Probably that when they did this, I'm trying to think of my crowdfunding knowledge, I think it was right after we did the laser team crowdfunding campaign, which would have been late in 2014, Kickstarter introduced. They changed their user licensing agreement.

Prior to that, it said, you can't sue. Like this is a project, you're funding something hoping that it'll happen. It might not happen and you can't do anything about it. Then after enough people went through enough projects, which is a lot of projects on crowdfunding that don't ever happen. Kickstarter now changed the language saying, you can't sue us. You can sue them, but you can't sue us. So this company may have done their Kickstarter.

It was Kickstarter. It was Zanno, Z-A-N-O. And they may have done their Kickstarter at the point in time when they were everybody waived their rights to sue. And they could probably rely on that. Also, who are you gonna sue? They're the companies out of business. And all the people were off like doing something else along with the accounts to sue, and they could probably rely on that. Also, who are you gonna sue? They're the companies out of business. Yeah.

And all the people are off like doing something else, as long as you can't see a Kickstarter, right? I mean, they got their money. Exactly. They're not gonna refund their 10% or whatever. That's interesting. Let me read this. What I'm gonna mind of this episode of the Receive Podcast

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My phone what's the worst gonna happen? Yeah, I'm at I'm at their mercy now. I'm unhappy with Unhappen. Yeah, I'm unhappy with everything, but I'm stuck. I can't jump shit. I can't I'm close I'm right on the edge. I'm like I'm on the railing Yes, and yeah, disabled disabled line I can't, I'm close. I'm right on the edge. I'm like, I'm on the railing. I'm just gonna let go. Is that good? Yes. Disable your eye message. Disable your eye message. I don't think about us moving to Android. I think about us moving to the Google ecosystem.

Like, for, I mean, I use Gmail, all that stuff. Like, I don't use the mail clients on Mac. I just don't do that. I do. You know, use mail. I use it. Mail on Mac is a fucking piece of shit. There we go. It has been terrible. Snow leopard was the last time it worked. I just got an error while checking for the update. Hahaha.

His phone man is unbelievable. One thing about mail client on phone, you're searching for an email, right? It auto completes to something and sometimes you press that and then you turn out, that wasn't what you're looking for. But you can't go back to where you were typing to adjust it. It raises the whole thing and it starts typing. It starts over. You see this.

How have we reached the point now where mobile content developers don't make like, I'm fine on my phone and I'm on Reddit and it's like, here's an article about the Kickstarter in Europe that just collapsed. I'd like to read that. So you click on it and it's that here's an article about the Kickstarter in Europe that just collapsed. I'd like to read that. See, click on it and it's a site that I would never, never normally go to, which is okay, you know, I'm reading a different article.

But it seems like now the common methodology for delivering content on mobile is, here's the article. Now, immediately here is a full screen ad that covers the whole thing and there's no way to get rid of it And I can't go back. I can't do anything. It's like literally the content was there for two seconds And now it's just born forever get the app. Yeah, you have to press on it or get the app or they'll do that thing where it's like tap Here to show full article and then they'll time it so that right You're as you're about to hit it an ad pops up in front of it and you hit them tapping on the ad you're like no what oh

I don't want to download this. Something I just read, everything's annoying. Everything's annoying. You know, it's not annoying. Prospects of a steak off. So, when is that happening? I spoke to this week. I spoke to Gus this weekend about it

and I said, are we doing the steaks? He said to me on Sunday, yeah. Hold on, hold on. You said you talked to me this weekend and you said I replied on Sunday. I want to clarify. You talked to me on Sunday. Yeah. Hold on hold on. You said you talked to me this weekend, then you said I replied on Sunday. I want to clarify. You talked to me on Sunday night and I answered immediately on Sunday night. The way you phrased it.

Everything I said was correct. The way you phrased it sounded like there was a last call. Yeah, man, he didn't have a lie in there. That's true, that was speaking. That was not true. It was not true. Okay. Okay, so I messaged Gus yesterday, Sunday, and I said, are we doing the steak off tomorrow?

And he replied back very promptly. That, Sunday, and said, are we doing the steak off tomorrow? And he replied back, very promptly. That, uh, good question. Nope. What? I'm paraphrasing here. I'll talk to Patrick and see if he can get together, a grill for us. And I was like, well, it's like nine o'clock

at night on a Sunday. I don't wanna get Patrick running around. If we haven't done any prep for it now. Yeah, but Monday is the day to be doing that. Yeah, I just I felt like you know the next the next week. Get in a grill. If you're searching for a bunch of stuff and prepping you got they got other shows. I mean come on.

Let's do this right Gavin. Do you know I have a fucking grill just sitting here in the middle probably all dive like carbon monoxide. We're probably going to put it right outside the bay doors and have a wireless camera. And I also need a I need a burner with the, what's a cast iron skillet, that's what I'm bringing. What? I'm bringing it.

One big game, April. I'm bringing your own grills. I don't want to trans-rail. I'm gonna bring the thing I used to cook steaks. April 11th. April 11th. April 11th. What?

What day is today? That's like the first away. It's like three weeksth. What? What day is today? Let's look at first away. It's like three weeks away. What about next week? What's April 4th? April 4th we're debuting the new podcast set. What about, or did I spill something? Maybe.

What about March 28th? Patrick's gonna be out of town, and I might skip next week's podcast. Ah! I might be out of town. It'll be okay, guys, it'll be okay. So, and then after that, it'll be okay. And then, it'll be okay.

It'll be okay. It'll be okay. So, we can't do it when we have the new set. We don't want to get it dirty the first day. If we're going to be on the new set, I'd rather show you. It'll be funny though. If the first episode on the new set, we left it immediately. Yeah, right.

It's like, all right, here it is. Bye. It's like, walk out the fucking door. Do the whole thing outside. I haven't seen the new set yet. Me neither. Is it good? Who should go look at it? Go look at it.

Marcus said he would set up a thing for us to look at it. Look at it. Look at it. And I don't want to say we're going to debut at any certain point in time just because we want to make sure that like, we're all happy with it before we put it up. There's so much to do. How about this? We push it.

We push the debut. And we have the stake in its place Instead of a new set we have states. I'd rather have the new set first really. Yeah, I want delicious food You could have that any day I'm sitting on this goddamn couch for fucking years How often this guest could be set you're gonna miss this set look at the gold curtains What what do we do with this? Burn it will give it a do a new crowdfunding campaign and give it a raise.

Can we bring it with explosives in the base? Have it all set up and see how high we can get it. Sure. Let's do that. This would like a bunch of rockets on it. Kevin was very happy with your answer. It's going to feel different because you and I, I think the couch is a lot smaller. So we're probably going to be like,

it's a more, I try and set as far away from you as possible I'm trying to make the Everything a little more intimate a little bit closer together and every time he tries to do that He gets us all further apart and I'm not sure how that happens. It's the way I live my life Gus does not like this is like a lot of sets like look at this space. Let's waste it here. I agree we're too far apart. Hi, five, ready? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait I'm not sure if it's a fan project or if somebody got the license for it. Masters of Orion, maybe it's just Master of Orion. It's a, like a galactic civilization game. Like, I guess I'm familiar. I've never played the series, but I'm familiar.

So if you buy Master of Orion, is it Masters of Orion? Master of Orion. If you buy Master of Orion on Steam, you get all the previous versions of the game. Interesting. One, two, and three. The new one doesn't have a number. It's just Master of Orion. Master of Orion. If you buy Master of Orion on Steam, you get all the previous versions of the game. Yeah, interesting. One, two, and three. The new one doesn't have a number. It's just Master of Orion. Then you should get it. Gus, you will love this game. Am I gonna disappear? Yes. Yes, you will. Okay. Also, you should level up your division character so we can play Dark Zone. Oh, okay. I can shoot people who get loot. I play I play a good amount of the division. I can totally go dark side, I'm like, just sit there

and like shoot, you can try to get other helicopters or try to put their loot on a helicopter. Yeah, I can totally do that. So we had the trailer for that documentary finally come out today. Yeah. The thing you filmed seemingly forever ago. It was in February, early February,

that the same like a long time ago. Yeah, that's going to be the second in our documentary series that we're doing. Sherry's. That's it. That's it. Sherry's. I'm looking forward to seeing how that came out. There were a lot of fun things that happened as a result.

You were featured heavily in that documentary. Have you seen it already? I have seen it. Oh, I haven't seen it. Well, because you take away everything and you know, you're the evil one. I was very happy about it. Yeah, I haven't seen it because you know you take away everything and you know you're the I was very happy about it. I'll say that Blaine described you as like whipping his computer off of the Core I might have broken his computer. I don't know. Yeah, that was really fun cool experience to be part of I'm excited for people to see it. Yeah, it's fun. It'll be a fun one

And then we have some other ones. I think we're gonna have a total of Four this year that we're producing. They might not all come out this year. Documents. We're going to be making four documentaries this year. And that's the first of four. But we should have documentaries as a regular part of our slate going forward. We also today, Gavin and I are going to be taking a little trip for the next one. That's true.

Yeah. You listen. You trying to organize travel with Gavin. Oh, it's how many times don't we travel? I've traveled with you more than anyone. Only when somebody else is doing it, like we're setting it up, then it's like, but you know, you have people to do that for you.

Wait, what? What? To settle travel? You're the problem. I'm good. You're the problem. How? I don't have people at that work for me to deal with you.

They do this for me. They do this for me. They do this for me. They do this for me. at that work for me to deal with you. They do. They're the people who work at this company. So you're saying if I give you a date, you're there. Well, I mean, I'm not gonna say yes immediately. You're gonna have to prep for this, you know, you're gonna have to get, you're gonna have to medically prep. Get some, get some, get some. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll find it. Yeah, you'll find it. Anyway, today. You guys getting sounding dumb? Ha, ha, ha, ha. I wish, Gav, you're totally looking at that Giff and we're done here. I'm supposed to show, I'm gonna show you that Giff and you'll find it. Anyway, today. You guys getting sounding done? I wish. Gab, you're totally looking at that Giff and we're done here. I'm supposed to show you that Giff and you're

going to watch it. So we will laugh. So what we're saying. So what we're saying. I'm looking for me. You're saying something about what else happened today? We filmed episode 200 of Minecraft, which was caught.

And that 100 went way faster than the last 100. You guys also launched the new let's play stuff yeah great thanks for the update Gavin I was talking about minecraft well this is the China hunter yeah related you like it in that yeah looks good I like it do you? Yeah. Okay, you're right, I was bonding. I just can't. Okay, I was what I was talking about. I can't find it, I'm not looking at you. Okay, thank God.

I'll look some other time. I like the new logo. I like also the new bumpers for the, for the, for the last one. It's just like, it's like cool. They remind me of the channel, well, nobody knows what channel floor is. I know, channel floors? Yeah, they had like, I dense, like a decade ago that were very similar to those. Yeah, it makes me think of very random and very sort of like channel for MTV and like adult swim kind of stuff

or just like atmospheric and doesn't necessarily go with the cottage just like building brand. Yeah, and often just very satisfying to stare at. Mm-hmm. No, I like them. I made a couple. I'm gonna try to see. I saw I've seen this. I'm gonna try to see if I can get them approved. It was like real fast. It's dumb idea. You should probably submit at least 10 of those.

Oh, I've gotten more. That's all I just wanted to get a couple in now. And I'm just gonna keep pumping them out. And you know they're good because they took you 11 seconds to make? They took about 90 seconds to make five. Genius. Okay, this is a breakdown of the logo. Oh, we did it right down. Someone did not us. Oh, it was that looks like it's posted by a cheap and huh. It was. Yeah, but we didn't make it. Yeah, someone else. Yeah, I think you made the logo. We patched made that. Yes. Patrick Schmidt. Schmidt. And one other thing I want to mention before

we're going to have those Ruby tug screenings coming up. When is that in April? April, that was May. April 27th and 30th and then May 1st as well. And is that volume one? Volume one. And then there's also going to be some extra footage shown there for anybody who goes. There's going to be some trailers footage shown there for anybody who goes, there's gonna be some trailers for new shows coming up and some other things that you'll get to see if you go to the screenings. And a 25% discount in the store. I'm starting a new channel.

TeamRuby.com. You'll start a YouTube channel? Sure, why not? I'm a starting series where we take life hacks and we compare how long it takes to do the life hack as opposed to actually just doing the regular thing. Like I was working on my house this weekend and I remember a life hack where when you're drilling a hole in drywall you should get a post-it note and like tear it a little bit

and make like a little V shape and put it on the wall right below where you're drilling so it catches all the drywall dust. That's actual dust gap Gavin drywall dust. And it was like, then I had to go find a post in notes in my house. Then I was trying to figure out this, like, what's the geometric shape I need to tear to get it going.

I'm like, is this really fashion the fucking sweeping? Just cleaning, just get a swiffer and fucking wipe the floor. Two seconds, it would be done. And it gets dead, I'm like hunting all over for like 10 or 15 minutes. I feel like there's some kind of, there's something in the human mind that a lot of clickbait titles tap into.

Like the one-weird trick. You always see that in clickbait titles. This one-weird trick will save you 20% of your eating the system. There is one life hack that is tremendous though. What is? And that is how to fill a bucket with a tap. Because you can't never fit a bucket in your sink because the bucket's a big.

What's the life hack? You get a dustpan from a dustpan and brush and you just shove that under the tap and the spout where you shove the brush. Yeah. Funnels it into the bucket and the bucket's on the floor. It's amazing. Yeah, it's cool.

What if you want to drink out of the bucket though, later on? Then you're like, you have dustpan water. Yeah, like what if you're gonna sit down to like, marathon breaking bad, you're like, I'm gonna drink out of this bucket of water, so I'd have to get up and pause. Get your five gallon home depot bucket.

Well, like, dustpan, dust floats. So just put a hose into the bottom of the bucket. This is the dust bucket. Dust doesn't sink. Good. Dust float on water. Sir, if you want to purify water, just just wait in the skim the top and then it's all good. Just look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Bloody amazing. You never see anything like it. That's pretty cool. No. What? That bucket obviously would fit under that sink in the scenario.

That smug, go back and look at that guy. smug fucking look on his face at the end of that video He's like oh look at me. I'm gonna fill this bucket with a fucking dust pen. Oh, I thought I rocked my fucking vans and my white socks and do that That guy's coming for your girl Life actor you have to cut his own fucking hair I'm sure he's a very lovely man. So is that a life hack channel or is that a life hack show? I think it was a channel. Yeah, channel. Wow. Wow, there's more than one of them.

Why is she with dust? We just talked about it a lot. I didn't know I was talking about it. I didn't know I was talking about it. It's dust all over our lives. But time can a conversation lead to you talking about dust in one evening? Yeah, I'm sure it's a lot of time. I'm sure it's a lot of time. I'm just... That's dust all over our lives.

But time... Can a conversation lead to you talking about dust in one evening? It's been like five or six times you've been... You brought dust with the dust pad. I just... I thought you were talking about the dust, the... Okay, it's never mind. We're fine. Okay, we're good.

I'm good. He's right. It was on me. I probably've done it all my long. Bernie, why are you obsessed with dust? It was all over my fault. Dust on the top. Yeah, butt dust. Great on the bottom. Mito is safe.

You're drinking out of the middle. Is that what you're doing? For roast. Another one bites the dust. It's about time to wrap up. I do want to remind everyone, if you want to take the podcast with you on the go and you don't have access to a video player,

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