Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Episode Where We Dress Each Other - #567
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Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Receive Podcast. This week brought to you by Squarespace, Arizona Circle, and away. Believe it or not, I'm Gus!
I'm Gavin.
I'm Chris. I'm Blaine.
I'm Barbara.
Still Gus.
Um, so what was it two weeks ago we decided we were going to dress each
other up. Yeah. Pour it up so to the podcast. I don't even know how we came to that idea.
I have to dress Barbara. Guess who dressed me? Try, guess. People never be able to figure
that out. We may as well just tell them. Why don't you rat them out? All right. Gavin, now I'll leave.
Who should just tell?
So Gavin dressed me like a dick.
Uh-huh.
Oh.
Well, for audio people.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, yeah.
Giant penis.
Audio podcaster.
Gus dressed me.
So you're nice.
I'm nice.
It's perfect.
It's perfect.
I was you're bad.
I, whatever I look at Chris, I always think of,
I always think of Ness.
I like that.
I'll take it any day.
So, so that's why I was like, oh, I drew your name.
I was like, this is perfect.
I was gonna buy a Ness outfit.
This is great, because I don't have my Halloween costume.
And somehow Gavin, now you have a handheld mic.
I did, my mic died.
It's a rat mic.
It's a rat mic.
It's a rat mic.
It's actually, you're not. Now you can see. It's a rat mic. It's a rat mic. It's a rat mic. You're actually chewing on it.
Now you can see your hand a little better too.
Who dressed you?
Who dressed me?
Chris dressed me actually.
Yeah.
I've been told that this is not just a rat costume.
It's a sewer rat.
Mm.
What's the difference between a rat and a sewer rat?
Who told you that?
Sewer rats are bigger.
So why you see a sewer rat and not a normal rat?
I don't know.
He's a little like some main gear.
I'm like, I'm feel like it's a problem.
Like normal rats are a little more like mice,
just big mice, but sewer rats are more like
that mix of a rat and a possum.
Be careful petting him, he might have rabies.
I'm like, aww.
And lastly, Barbara dressed me as.
Sure did.
I don't know what your inspiration was,
but I heart my dragon hat.
Can I make a request?
Gus, can you stand up and just walk to the front of the set there?
Okay, maybe put the sunglasses on.
The sunglasses.
It's bright because of all the lights out here.
Gus is going to best outfit the colors, the hat, the knees.
The knees.
Wow. The knees. The knees. Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Chuh! Ha! Ha! Keep the collar pop.
Beautiful.
10 out of 10.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Very nice.
Oh, the fucking music.
I was 10 out of 10.
You wear it so well.
You know, initially I was going gonna have you in just a full
tuxedo, Gavin, and then we'll talk about it with-
Oh, that would be nice.
Yeah, and I'll talk with Eric, he's like,
or we could go for something like a rat.
I'm like, oh, rats are really good ideas.
So there's Eric's idea.
Eric loves rats.
I thought it would be funny.
Yeah.
But you can give him a slice of pizza.
He should be like the pizza rat.
Yeah.
It is not cold in this.
I bet not.
Yeah.
It's dedication.
I bet it's not cold for Barbara either. It's not cold at all, as you could see. I've been hot. Yeah. It's dedication. I bet it's not cold for Barbara either.
It's not cold at all, as you could see.
I'm very erect.
Hey, Barbara.
Yeah.
Can I make a request?
Yes.
Can you just stand up and just go right to the front of the bed?
Yep.
Thank you very much.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
And here, Barbara Dunkelman is wearing the latest one
from JC Pennings.
Now this is the circumcised edition,
and the correct Christopher.
She looks marvelous in her,
very nitty-nitty. Nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-nitty-n really ties the the whole look together. Prince Albert I think is cool. Indeed yes yes. So those are extras.
Look at the way those balls dangled.
The testicles are really nice and you'll notice
that she's shaving which is a nice touch.
And there is a way.
And there is a way.
Put the extra effort into the testing.
Wow.
Look at her.
Graceful.
Do the one.
Do the one.
She's really.
She's loves this look.
Wow. She's about to just pop loved this look. Wow.
She's about to just pop from excitement.
Just overjoyed.
Wow.
Excellent.
Thank you, Barbara.
I feel like I've seen that costume before somewhere.
Yeah, you think.
It's actually the original penis costume got ruined by three years of use.
I actually wore the bollocks down because they were scraping on the floor.
So that's a brand new penis costume.
So it's still special.
You bought it for this?
Yep.
Oh, shit.
I thought this was just like something you used in previous years.
I knew the other one got to you.
No, the other one.
I think one of the balls fell out and you got muddicks.
It was raining one year.
I was appropriate.
You mentioned that you had a different costume in mind
that you were gonna order that never came.
I got you a superhero related costume
but it was damaged and shipping
and Amazon returned it today.
They were like, it was gonna be delivered at noon today
and they were like, no.
Just like you asked the world was a superhero.
I was like, I got a few, but it was the whole shipment went back.
I think it was Deadpool because it covered your whole face.
I wanted you to be completely gone.
I think I was Deadpool with a ponytail at the top.
Yeah, that's...
Oh, that would have been fun.
Winpool or something, right? Anybody?
Yeah.
The best part is that I spent 20 minutes getting my makeup done before the show, so that would have been.
It looks great.
Oh, thank you.
Makeup and hair.
Which you could see.
Gus, I also forgot to tell you that I had a backup shirt.
In case I didn't want to use that one.
Try to, I don't know what's going on with this.
What the, is that say bust?
Blast.
I think it says blessed and I don't know.
Is that mayonnaise or ketchup?
It's like a depressed, condiment container
sitting on the word blessed.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't know what to make of that one.
I don't, I have no idea what this is,
but I went with that one instead.
Yeah, well, you know how I feel about my dragon hat.
You love him.
Yeah.
Dragon hats.
It's so good.
Oh, shit.
I was wrong.
I mean, character.
Thank you.
I know what's going on. Hot, yellow muscular elephant in the room, I dressed wrong. I mean character. Thank you.
I know what's going on.
Hot yellow muscular elephant in the room I dressed myself.
No one asked me to do this so I decided to wear one of my favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger
characters.
Well, we wanted you to decide who has the best costume.
Oh, I mean, aside from me, let me see.
I like how you did this just so you wouldn't feel out of place.
I appreciate that. I mean, any opportunity to dress up as Arnold Schwarzenegger, you know, I'm going to do it. This is running man by the way. I would say, can I, before you make your judgment, can I make a request?
What's that?
Can you just get up and walk to the front?
I just real quick.
I don't know what's gonna happen.
Touch my balls.
Oh, look at him run.
Blame showing his running in place, man.
That's a lot of fun.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Touch my balls. Wow, look at him run.
Blaine showing his running in place, man.
It's not very different from the running man.
The whole set is shaking.
The set behind Barbara looks very rickety.
And we've been more concerned.
I think he's breaking his plane dress as a race car.
What is the first name of Richard? His plane dresses as a race car.
What is the first name of Richard? Ben Richard's not to be the...
Got a lot of a lot of a lot of planes showing in the...
His plane dodging his clothes up.
I hope you let me prove to my face,
because I'm already in the worst time in freaking out this fight!
A little running man reference for the older audience. I'm just gonna have to write it for some reason, break it under fire. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha designers that makes like awesome merch. He did our like Batman stuff. He had it made for him.
It's like a bespoke outfit.
And Tony and I have a really similar dimensions.
So you let him borrow it.
Nice.
I would say, I don't know.
I really like Gavin's outfit a lot,
but there wasn't like a lot of effort.
That was just an Amazon order.
You know, I've been also matches his actual facial hair.
I want to point that out.
I thought you're going to say's actual face. It blends.
We looked at several rats before deciding on this one.
This is the most anxious one.
Yeah, they were like several rat options and this was like, oh, this is by far the best rat.
Personally, I think I'm gonna have to give it to Gavin.
You have to give it to Gavin.
To Gavin Bird's costume.
To give it to Chris.
To Ben Chris wins.
Chris wins.
Yeah.
I went to so much effort to make Gus look like a gentleman.
Malady.
I mean, we're all winners.
The audience is the real winner here.
Yeah, they are.
Because they get to watch this.
And we're the losers and have to wear this for another hour and a half.
I feel fucking cool.
I mean, I'm sure this is around.
I feel cool.
You look fucking cool. Thanks, dog.
You're welcome.
I feel like I also have no peripheral vision
in this costume whatsoever.
I feel like I really turn my entire body to look at you guys.
How do you think we all feel?
As men.
I really cool.
Because you know, we see out of our dick.
Yeah.
Well, you think with them.
So fucking burn. Nice. Yeah, well you think with them. So, fucking burn.
Nice, damn she got us.
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Are we talking about watchmen at some point?
Because holy shit.
You said no.
I know it's a joke.
Oh, I guess you know.
I get to know it.
I get to know it.
I get to know it.
Yeah, I get to know it.
Oh.
Is Gavin's mic working yet?
Is Gavin? He's got it on his test. Hey, this one works. Yeah. Is Gavin's mic working yet? There he is. He's got it on his chest.
Hey, this one works.
Yeah.
All right.
Hey, we're back.
Hello.
You got that?
All right.
I was, yeah, yeah.
So the first episode of the Watchmen series
came out on HBO last night.
And I've been really curious as to what the show was going to be.
Same.
I was no idea what it was.
They felt like they really didn't give much away
with any of the marketing. Like you saw some stuff and it was like, I don't know what's going on. Yeah, I was no idea what it was. They felt like they really didn't give much away with any of the marketing.
Like you saw some stuff and it's like,
I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, I'm totally digging it.
I really liked it.
I was confused at first.
Like I wasn't sure if they were gonna be continuing
like the movie universe or like the comic universe.
They say it's the straight, the comic universe
and I think that the squid thing is a reference to that.
I don't know if you guys have seen one.
No, I haven't.
The movie?
I saw you tweeting about it though.
Yeah, no, it's fucking great.
And the comic book is like a classic.
So if you want to get caught up, it's a quick read.
I can let you borrow the book.
It is like one of the most phenomenal graphic novels
or comic series.
Pretty weird.
It's really weird,
but it's like super political and thought provoking and shit.
I mean, you could also watch the movie if you want to,
but there are different.
Yeah, there's the ending is different.
The movie is less seen. Does the movie like fully encompass the story
and history of the watch?
Because I know nothing about that whole series.
Yeah, I mean, it like, if you watch the ultimate
director's cut, then it's got like tails, the block freighter,
yeah, and all this stuff.
And it put it's like three and a half hours long.
It's X-Nighter.
Oh my god.
It's a slow ass burn.
Well, I have a nine hour flight to London coming up this week.
So the director, I it was better because they show spoiler. They show the original night
owl getting murdered. Oh, Hollis. Yeah. And that gives that gives night owl to like more of a reason
to go ballistic. But they don't show that in the in the theatrical cut. I think they don't show him
finding out. There's something missing where I was like, oh, that's why he's, you don't see Dan reacting to him,
don't I?
Yeah, because he just beats the shit out of someone in a bar
in the direct disc cut.
Yeah, it's fucking dope.
I think after he finds out, well, something like that.
There's some change there that I felt was wrong to remove.
Yeah, read the book if the graphic novel, if you can.
Yeah, it's really good.
If you want to, it's a hard cover, but it's fucking awesome.
The first graphic novel I ever read, or I guess novels, was a Scott Pilgrim.
Yeah. You guys have, have you ever read those series?
I don't think I have. I think I'm gonna read book one, but.
Fucking good, man. I love that. I love that so much. I feel like after that,
I should have read more graphic novels, but I just never got into them.
I just really enjoyed that like format. Yeah.
never got into them. I just really enjoyed that like format. Yeah. Kevin, you're right. Kevin, I'm gonna stick in the tail in a
mole. Struggling. No, it looks like a weird dick. I think that's the
point. Oh, God, it's so skin color too. It's getting skinnier as it goes up.
Now I'm stroking. It's a good thing it doesn't get thicker as it goes up. That'd be a weird
ass dick. Let's take the thumbnail.
And you have to Photoshop yourself into a rat costume.
It's done already.
And they didn't have to manually review it
to get him on a tie.
I'm.
How many episodes is the watchman series gonna be like eight?
I think they did.
Well, they did.
And another thing that they did,
which everybody's freaking out about was,
I think this is like one of the first times
to start from like documentaries that they did, another thing that they did, which everybody's freaking out about, was, I think this is like one of the first times to start from like documentaries that they did,
was that the Tulsa, like the Black Wall Street attacks
or they called race rights or whatever,
where it's just like one of the most awful,
you know, race, racial, like, you know,
things that happened, where it's just like a bunch of white people like
Killed a bunch of black folks and stuff like that and this in this town Tulsa, Oklahoma
That was like so prevalent and you know, they they called it
Black Wall Street because it was like so successful and what not but like
Growing up in the South they didn't teach that in our like school system
I only learned about it like three years ago. I feel like I only learned about it like three years ago.
I feel like I only learned about it
like three or four years ago as well.
Yeah, that's something that like,
it was, I mean, they estimate between 100 to 200 people died
and you just cannot find it in the history books.
What?
And they open the first episode of Watchmen with it,
like the first five minutes.
Yeah.
Is that going on?
And it is bonkers.
Like they have like fucking airplanes flying around.
It's like, it's almost like it felt like a like bio shock infinite. Oh, yeah, yeah
Especially the way it starts like in the theater and then like you go out and then the the episode
Just like you're starting a theater and then you go outside
It's like oh the world's fucking falling apart. I'm so glad your outfit now matches the way you say theater theater
Theater, hey, can you say, can you say, on a May? On a May.
Oh, Japaneration.
Anyways, I'd highly recommend watching watchmen.
I don't want to get too much into spoilers,
but it's fantastic.
But who watches the watchmen?
That's the quote.
That's the quote.
Oh, okay, cool.
She just come on,
just you just say it on the roof.
No, that's the one thing I know about watchmen.
I thought it was the pun.
Oh, thank you, Chris.
I guess.
Season one is a nine episodes.
Anyways, yeah.
What people are in it?
In terms of like big name actors?
Well, characters.
Oh, characters.
It takes place like in 2019.
So it's like 30 years after the graphic novel.
Yeah.
So Adrian White isn't it?
They haven't officially said his name though. And then Lori, the one that plays still expect her to. She's in it. But she changed
your last name. And then I don't I think Night Owl is in it. Not blue don't. He was on
TV like someone walked past the TV news report and you saw him. Yeah. He's in the teaser
as well. So they're not like the in the first episode, they're not major characters.
Okay. Yeah.
It's just a continuation with a completely separate cast
of characters, but they're like continuing this whole
like superhero thing.
Oh, it's so I like I watched it twice last night.
What's the one?
HBO hell yeah.
So I hate watching stuff in HBA.
Why?
It's just an annoying app.
You know, you can get HBO through Hulu,
so you can watch HBO content on Hulu app.
All right.
I can.
That's what I did.
Works that well.
Yeah.
I know what you mean, the bit rate kind of sucks.
I guess I'm just like burned off Game of Thrones.
I say it's still better than watching broadcast.
Sure.
Broadcast rather than fucking garbage.
Rather than television.
Yeah. They could all hear you. With's bad and fucking garbage. That's bad in television. Yeah.
They could all hear you.
With the TV.
Broadcast. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't let you tell us no. I want to preface it by saying, I hate myself.
Okay. And I hate everything about a tell all of you.
The way you're dressed, we can slowly gather that.
So please don't judge me.
What do you mean?
So preface the story with that?
I thought, how did it start?
So I thought, I want to eat a vegan meal on Saturday.
I was like, I'm gonna have a lunch
that is entirely animal free.
I'm gonna see.
What made you wanna do that?
There's a vegan restaurant that I hadn't been to.
I'd do it in a few times.
I was like, that place looks like it's pretty good.
Bought in Creek.
No citizen eatery.
It's over on Burnett.
I was like, I wanna try that place.
I've been there before.
Yeah, it was good.
I was like, oh, I ate the entire meal and I thought, I don't feel like I was missing
anything.
I didn't feel hungry later.
I was like, that was really satisfying.
Mm-hmm.
So I was like, well, if that was good, there must be other good vegan food, right?
So I found like a vegan food truck that sells like vegan buffalo chicken sandwiches.
And I was like, oh, I'm going to try that.
And I was like, oh, that was really good, too.
And then so then on Sunday, I was like, well, I ate vegan all day Saturday. I was like, I'm going to try it on Sunday. I'm going to try that. And I was like, oh, that was really good too. And then so then on Sunday, I was like, well, I ate vegan all day Saturday.
He's like, I'm going to try it on Sunday.
I'm going to try it again just to see.
So I had like, I made this like a, I went to the store and I bought like a bunch of like
vegan snacks for lunch and eat them all.
I was like, oh, these are all excellent.
Did I grill some beyond meat burgers for dinner and I even got like vegan cheese and vegan
mayo.
I was like, man, this burger is really good too.
And then I woke up this morning and I was like,
I'm gonna do it again.
You're vegan.
And first I was like, who are you?
I thought I would eat a vegan meal
to be able to talk about it on the podcast.
I was like, it'll be something to talk about.
And then I went the whole weekend
and I was like, I don't miss it.
And now even today I still haven't done it.
Like I haven't officially stopped eating meat
but I don't miss anything.
You're a vegan.
But one thing I'm missing so far is chocolate.
It's not even still like they have vegan chocolate.
Right, it's like I haven't had milk chocolate.
I haven't got into a store.
What ice cream.
I mean, I saw an ice cream place the other day
and I was like, oh, that would be good.
But there's a place not too far from the office
sweet ritual that sells. Oh, yes, sweet rituals. Yeah, they're vegan ice and I thought, oh, that would be good. But there's a place not too far from the office, sweet, ritual that sells.
Oh, yes, sweet, ritual's good.
Yeah, they're vegan, I see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tons of options that are actually really good.
You live in Austin, which is like
one of the most vegan-friendly cities.
Yeah, so how often do you chocolate to miss it?
Yeah.
I think just about every day.
Every day you have chocolate.
I love chocolate.
What do you eat?
Like candy bars?
It's like giving candy bars to you.
After I'm done with Olive Garden,
I'll go a week at vegan with you.
Well see, that's what I'm sad about.
It's like, I'm not gonna be able to go to Olive Garden.
It's gonna be Christmas.
There's gotta be some vegan options.
Yeah, I don't know, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna get a fucking salad at Olive Garden.
Did you get up as much as you want?
It's unlimited.
Isn't making it more quiet, it doesn't make it better.
Isn't pasta vegan friendly?
There's what?
Pasta?
There's eggs in it.
No, I don't think so.
Yeah, there's eggs in some pasta.
Okay, some pasta, not all.
Probably.
Yeah.
That's one of the things, like,
anytime I want to eat something,
I have to like look at the fucking ingredients now.
So now that you're a vegan.
Hahaha.
This is literally, like,
sorry, go ahead.
Well, I was,
because vegans love to tell everyone about how they're a vegan.
I have a podcast where I'm talking about it.
How many people have you told us about the podcast?
No one I don't think.
Okay, I told Eric the other day,
just tell us, I was prepping him for this.
There's been a lot of things that you've changed
and done over the last couple of years
that are like very out of the typical Gus character.
This has got to be the biggest one.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna wanna burger it.
I'm gonna go get it. I was gonna say like, we used to get burgers all the time.
It's not gonna stick. I guarantee you that.
You can have pizza.
Right, well, I mean, there's vegan pizza,
but I'm not that desperate yet.
You don't give a fuck about this,
but a short-singered was just doing a doc.
That's exactly what I was gonna go with this.
I watched that doc.
Oh, you did.
Yeah, there's like elite athletes that are all turning vegan.
So I, the documentary's on Netflix.
It's called Game Changers.
I didn't think the documentary was very good.
I short-sangers and then.
Short-sangers in it, he produced it.
It was short-sangers and who else?
Shh.
I forget who it is.
A couple of people.
James Cameron, I think, was also a second producer on it.
Oh.
I thought that that documentary was very one-sided
and I thought it had had some blind spots.
I could overlook some key points,
but I watched it on Friday
and that's what we think.
Like, oh, I'm gonna try to eat a vegan meal on Saturday
just to see what it's like to have something
to talk about in the podcast.
That's really kind of what was the genesis for it all.
Do you feel better?
I don't feel any different.
I had an awful fart yesterday though.
Like I was sitting on my couch
and I just like a little out,
and I was like, oh God.
Is it because it's all like vegetable days?
It's probably your body adjusting the same way
it happened with me.
A little diarrhea in the head.
I didn't shit myself Chris, it's totally different.
I didn't shit myself.
All right, let's, no, you just pissed on that.
No, that was a different one.
This is probably not my story to tell,
but I'll just ask if you heard about it.
Jeff tell you how he shot himself last week.
No, there's a new shit himself that I didn't know.
Yeah, I had a meeting with Jeff, and right before he comes running in,
and he's just like, I just fully shit myself.
And I was like, you farted and some came out and he's like,
no, I fully shit myself.
I had to throw out my underwear. Oh my god. Oh, Jeff, he farted and some came out and he's like, no, I fully shit myself. I had to throw out my underwear.
Oh my God.
Oh, Jeff.
He does that a lot, doesn't he?
I don't know what happened.
Yeah, we've all been there, though.
His stand up is right there.
All about.
Yeah, not in a couple of years, if you like.
But you've thrown away underwear, do you see it?
Oh, absolutely, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
I've thrown away underwear in public bathrooms before.
After a new shit.
Yeah, after needing needing to by shot myself
And I always wonder like if that'll ever be this because like people just throughout the trash
I'm gonna be like I'm gonna investigate and see who's shit this is dudes that sell
the underwear in Japan. Did you have Bob or Duncan went sewn into the back of them already?
Sure did
That's a lot. What's funny? I used to go to sleep away camp when I was younger and
That's incredible. What's funny, I used to go to sleep away camp when I was younger.
And part of what they make you do is put your name on all of your belongings, including
all your clothes.
So I did actually, I don't have it the many more because I'm older and I don't fit in
anything that I wore when I was 10.
But I used to have all my underwear and like undergarments said bar for double men inside
of them.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, it's kind of creepy when I think back to it.
Yeah, I had that on some school clothes, like my school shorts and things.
Yeah, we called those grays when I was in high school.
It was just like gray shorts, gray shirt,
and then they'd wash them all together.
But I remember, like that was,
when we were wearing those, was the time when
you would just get these uncontrollable erections
because you're going through puberty.
And I remember seeing like four kids during practice,
just like holding.
This is what was going on inside of them.
Yeah, Barbara for, for,
historical reenactment.
Well, you'll be pointed forwards though.
You just pointed straight up.
Oh, now it's got a curve.
No, it's bent.
It's broken, you know, you straight up.
You might have to use that.
What are you doing?
Oh, no, she's getting hurt.
No!
Really like a Michael Jackson, Moonwalker, Lean.
Because there's little pegs and issues.
So that's what would happen during football practice.
Just a morning wood would catch up to you.
I did see a lot of guys with hands in their pockets
in high school.
Oh yeah, that was for a reason.
Yeah.
Or if they carried their backpack in the front,
or if they were in the front.
I saw a lot of that too.
What was your favorite move to hide at Chris?
I mean, you could tuck it in.
Tuck it in.
But then if you actually tuck it,
you tuck it, you're like loosening your belt,
and then tuck it up into your pants
and then make sure your shirt is covering over.
Is it like classic like six to midnight move?
No, if you do that, I feel like it a traps blood pressure
and b, if you get pants, you're fucked.
Well, yeah, I'm not, you're not constantly in danger being pants.
I think it's a big danger.
If someone looks, your shirt comes up.
Because then you have your dick.
I'm a naughty.
I promise you man.
I have a dick story.
Can I tell it?
This is the podcast.
Okay, we'll allow it.
All right, so I got my new dog, Dutch.
And he's just the light of my life. He's we'll allow it. All right, so I got my new dog, Dutch,
and he's just the light of my life.
He's made me so happy.
Fucking love that dog.
He really loved that dog.
He's such a well-behaved dog too.
I'm glad that he's made you so happy.
Yeah, he's really like turned things around for me.
He's a good pup.
So anyways, he had been having some,
I called them lovingly, called them dick boogers.
He had this green, basically, Schmeigma,
coming out of his ween, and...
Schmegma doesn't come from inside the penis.
Well, it does this for a dog because they have like the dick
and then they have the sheath.
The red dick is like their red rocket
and then they have the sheath that it goes inside.
You get some weird shit coming out of your dog.
So yeah, he had some shit coming out his dick
and...
I'm literally shit.
And it was like green, so then I had been bringing him
to the vet and stuff like that
because he had a couple of health problems
because he was a rescue and the situation
that they're sleeping in and living in
isn't great, not very sanitary.
So basically the doctor was like, okay, well,
he's got an infection, so we're gonna have to flush it out.
And she said, I'm gonna show you what that does,
we're gonna have to do this for about 10 days.
And she gets a plastic syringe,
and then a bottle of blue stuff, and then she feels.
Well, blue's the opposite of green.
She, what?
Makes sense.
Right, yeah, it's the cancel it out.
So she fills this syringe up,
and then she takes my dog, and she shows me
as she injects his dick with it.
And I had to do this.
What, I had to do this twice a day.
Like, up his dick?
Like, yeah, what?
Yeah.
Well, so basically what I would do,
this is what I have
It would be a bee in the morning before I fed him and I'll be the dog. Nope
It would be the reward so in the morning and in the afternoon
So I'd go out to my balcony I drape over a privacy curtain so that my neighbors from across the way couldn't see me
Drinking my dog off
I'd get him out there and put his leash up there and make make him sit, give him a treat, calm him down, sit down,
rub his belly, and then when he's relaxed,
I'd grab him by the dick, and then I'd have
the syringe at the ready, and I'd stick it,
and then flush all the liquid in, it's 10 milliliters,
mind you, and then I'd pour, I'd cork his dick
with my thumb, and then I pulled, I caught his dick with my thumb.
And then I had to like massage his dick.
And then I had to get him to stand up after like
a few seconds of massaging and I'd let go
and it just go, flush his dick.
And it was so hard to wrangle that dog on my own
to get him to let me do this.
So my neighbors would see this privacy curtain
and then they just hear me like, hold still, I need to stick the shit in your dick.
And I'd be like, come on, good. I mean, you'd go, ah, good boy. He's better now.
I love that dog for 10 days. 10 days. You miss it? No, I don't, surprisingly.
Was there any sort of that experience bondage all in any way? Like where it's like, y'all had this connection.
Not just the confused him a lot.
Does he miss it?
Is he like,
those were simpler times.
I'm just thinking,
I have to be the dick.
I would say he's gotten a lot more trusting.
Like he will let me apply other more simpler medications
and things like he has a spray on one of his paws
and he trusts me.
Weirdly enough, like he got to the point
where he was just like, okay, I'm ready, I'm ready dad.
It's great, I used to have a boyfriend who made me
do that Tim all the time.
I didn't have a privacy curtain now.
Do you want everyone to see?
Is there, do you think there's a finish for that?
Getting a needle stuck in your dick?
There is a finish for every day.
It's called sounding, isn't it?
No, that sounding was a raw,
it was your ether.
Yeah, something solid through your, I don't think it's just a rod
I think it can be probably needles like it's blank. Stick every anything through your e-thra
I imagine that's rods but hey this I don't think needles are a big part of my penis. Now
Listing just tuck it up under your belt like Chris Chris you fucking weirdo. Are we gonna call it nobody else does that?
I must say it's the only trick I used that was one method
I'm gonna call it nobody else does that. I must against the only trick I used.
That was one method.
That's one method.
Yeah, you've like, if you just have to...
I've never touched my dick up.
You have had like a little bit of a lub on in a pool or something.
I don't know.
You have to have pants that are tied up.
My dick would be like up to here.
You're not dragging it.
It would touch your dragonet, yeah.
To prevent you from doing that, I'm going to carry a syringe around, and if I see
it happen, I'm going to...
Such a quick way to lose an erection.
Grab you.
You'll flush your dick.
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Yeah. I've just realized that the worst outfit here
isn't on this set.
Where is it? It's in that room. Who's wearing the worst outfit? The first outfit here isn't on this set.
Where is it? It's in that room.
Who's wearing the worst outfit?
There would have been an outfit
that I would have hated more than any of these.
What is it?
What is that fricking arsenal shirt?
No!
No!
What?
What?
Marginal.
Marginal.
Chris, if you'd have got me that,
I don't think I could have put it on.
What is it? What is it? Fly ember it's the soccer jersey or football.
That's like you should have done you should have gotten his rival team.
I didn't even know what the emmerites were.
No, my God.
Oh my God.
Okay.
No, okay.
It's just one of the things that like whenever
Your political career starts they're gonna flash back to this moment and just bury you
What do you think we're laughing right now Chris because I guess that's not how you pronounce it. Okay, pronounce what I
Don't know tell me France. What's the word you're talking about? It was Emirates Emirates Emirates
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M.I. riots.
Oh, the chat's lovely.
M.I. riots.
I'm reading chat.
Okay.
Fly M.I. riots.
You do a fashion show, you wanna step up here?
Yeah, I'm kidding.
Get the lights.
Get it going.
Sick.
This is why M.I.
This should be demonetized. This is disgusting. I'm a what is it?
It's a soccer jersey. There's not music which makes it even better. I know this fly Emirates
Fly him in right. Oh, I too responsible by Jesus man with two foot head wears Emirates
That's the one where it's the... Oh my god.
That is a...
That is a kit or a jersey of the team.
Awesome.
Who's the rival of your team, right?
That's correct.
Or subtle. Beautiful.
Awesome.
Sponsored by Emory. Obviously, the airwrites.
I think you look great.
Fashion.
That was funny. Yeah, I think you look great. Fashion. That was funny.
Yeah, chat loves it.
Well, do you want to help Chris?
Help him out.
Isn't he beyond help?
Yeah, yeah.
Help me was what?
How to pronounce it?
It's Emirates.
Yeah.
So he said with 100% confidence.
Emirates. Emirates. What is Emirates Chris the soccer team correct?
Am I wrong is that not it? No, no, no, there is soccer team Gavin Hays Arsenal is the soccer team
football
Football. Oh my god.
What's happening?
Okay, okay.
It's a fly Emirates.
What do you think that that means?
Is it an airline?
Yeah.
There you go.
I mean, you heard of the UAE, right?
UAE.
United Arab Emirates?
Oh, yeah.
It's kind of like the United States of America.
So, that's an airline, but why is it just like a soccer team?
Oh, it's the soccer jersey.
And they're being sponsored by Emirates airline.
So that's why it says fly Emirates.
Okay.
That just like what Blaine's wearing, he's not an Adita.
Okay, so it's okay.
Okay, that makes sense.
I thought I was like, I feel like I'd never heard of this soccer team before, so it's okay. Okay, that makes sense. I thought it was a way. I was like I feel like I'd never heard of this sucker team before so I was confused
The airline either
Yeah, I don't fly it to Europe too often
Word is I'm gonna stop talking
I think I saw this fly by in the chat by I think someone said that if I was sponsored by him,
it'd be Emirats.
Nice. Nice.
Genius.
That's good.
So I still think you look like a possum.
It looks like an possum to me.
Hey Gavin, can I make a request?
Have you just stand up and get to the front of the camera?
You already know.
Thank you.
Emirates is in the Middle East. Oh
Look at that tail
Using his tail to
Now now the penis is standing up and now the rat is appeared to be humping and motion with the penis. I can't tell he's having sex with him.
We're getting Dumanutized now.
Wow.
Jump roast with his own tail.
So, very good.
The last podcast you were on, Chris.
So, not last week, but the week before.
In the YouTube comments, someone said they felt bad for you
because we bullied you for an hour and a half,
and they could tell that you didn't want to be that guy anymore.
Oh, for the pasta?
He put himself in a podcast where he is only that guy.
I mean, I feel like, and I feel like we're worse today, right?
No, I mean, I really don't want to be that guy.
I don't mind being that guy, I'm a guy.
It's great content.
I'm a guy.
The giant hat that you're wearing just helps with this whole character. I mean, it's a guy. It's great content. I'm a guy. The giant hat that you're wearing
just helps with this whole character.
It's a propeller.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, and yeah, two Brains point we did do
and we create an entire podcast where I am
that guy who gets bullied.
Which came out today, right, launched.
Yeah, first two episodes are out live.
So good morning. Good morning.
Good morning from hell.
Good morning from hell.
Check it out everywhere you watch your podcasts, right?
Spotify, podcast. Go search, good morning from hell. This morning from hell. Yeah. Check it out everywhere you watch your podcasts, right? Spotify, our podcast.
Go search, good morning from hell.
I'm Blaine is Satan's little brother,
and I am dead, and we interview people from hell.
How long does it take you to transform Blaine?
Transform into what?
Like it doesn't take anything.
If the voice just comes to me.
Everyone's like, everyone's super freaked out
that the voice is gonna be hard for me
on my voice and my vocal cords.
It's like, it takes nothing.
You mentioned on this week's RT inbox
that came out today on the site
that you're hoping that by doing it for a while
you'll get like a nice raspy voice like Troy Baker.
I hope I sound like Troy Baker.
Just fun doing this alone.
I hope this makes me into Troy.
It won't. Okay, I know. There Baker. Just fun doing this alone. I hope this makes me into Troy. It won't.
Okay, I know.
There's a lot else that has to happen for me.
I listened to, because you guys launched
with two episodes on all those podcast platforms.
I listened to your second episode that had Jeremy on it.
That's fucking funny.
Jeremy was so good.
Oh my God.
He did, the fucking Doug Gug thing killed me.
He did a thing.
It was, he said like,
well, I don't wanna say what the pun was,
but he did a pun that was so good,
you can hear me walking away from the microphone
and slamming on a wall because I'm laughing so hard.
Come to find out, Jeff came in later
and was like, hey, I heard you guys recording
that entire podcast, that was really great.
I was on the other side of this wall
and I was like, yeah, I slammed on that wall
and he's like, oh no, yeah, I heard.
He's like, that's a window.
It's like at one point, Jeff is just sitting
in his office doing his work and he'd hear me,
he'd be going, bam, bam, bam.
Yeah.
Yeah, Jeremy brought it.
He, he, Jeremy played a security guard in hell.
He was like a demon or something like that.
He was a security guard and they talk about the hell wars.
Yep.
Because I was learning about like what,
what people fight about in hell.
There's like the Clone Wars, which is just...
Well don't give it what you can imagine.
You gotta listen to it.
It's fucking funny.
Yeah, it's been really fun doing that.
I've been in very close proximity with Chris for the past two months,
which is the only great.
The only downside, but aside from that, it's been in a lot of fun.
We even had a short, though we're really...
Yeah, yeah.
Which I did the makeup on before.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, we basically were trying to recreate your character
that you did on the spot of Clayton.
And so I was just like looking at photos
the whole time trying to make it look good.
That's the hardest thing about this whole thing is like,
I know I'm gonna have to bring my character back
if the podcast if it takes you to one of the very about it.
But yeah, like that fucking makeup sucks so bad.
And I always time it to where I have to put on the makeup
the night I have a date.
So I show up and I have guy like full blown guy liner.
You had a date.
You had a date?
No, I'm not gonna be that.
You had a date that night we filmed that short
Hail Clayton, which is available now on YouTube,
but check it out.
And I didn't know what Anna, the makeup artist who did it
on you originally, did for your hair.
So I just used black face paint in your hair.
And I had to leave early too.
So I was just like, I hope it comes out okay.
Enjoy your day, bye.
Yeah, come out.
Yeah, probably with a few strands of hair as well,
but yeah.
When we filmed that show, I was in that show
very briefly, the live action one.
You guys have history. The Hill Clayton, yeah, apparently we do. I was so happy when we filmed that show, I was in that short very briefly, the live action one. You guys have history.
The Hill Clayton.
Yeah, apparently we do.
I was so happy when we filmed that because I made both of you break during that scene
when, because we shot a few different takes of me like leaving.
And then finally, like everyone take, like, I go in for like a handshake hug and then
like, stop and like, just turn around and run away.
And then both of you just started laughing.
I was like, okay,
I have a really good feeling about that.
That's been the funnest part about these shorts.
And also this podcast too,
is just making the other people break,
is the most satisfying feeling.
And I feel like I've gotten,
we try to leave in the laughs,
whenever we're recording.
It's just a fun atmosphere.
We filmed a short, a couple of weeks ago with Chris,
and we were all playing superheroes,
which is what that moment reminded me
of view being awkward.
Oh, yeah.
Where just like, there were so many moments like that
of just like not being able to contain our laughter.
Well, that entire short is about being awkward.
Yeah.
It's called Captain Courage.
It's gonna be coming down in a couple of weeks.
I drove through that one.
Fucking funny.
I was very excited about that one.
I got to wear my bumble-cash team again, Captain Courage is gonna be coming out in a couple of weeks. I directed that one. Fucking funny. I was very excited about that one.
I got to wear my bumble-cosh-tume again.
Mm, there you go.
From the Tinder trailer short, we filmed years ago, at this point.
It's fun to have like little callbacks, like,
just having characters come back as, you know, like,
well, because we did a good morning from Hell with you
where we had your gamble character in it, which was really fun.
Not that you need to know who Gambo is
in order to understand it.
I also don't know if we ever talked about Gambo
on this podcast.
I think we did.
You might not have been here,
but I feel like we did.
At some point.
Gambo's just a character I started doing,
we were playing Mario Maker on one of our Twitch streams.
It was like a knockoff Goomba.
Yeah.
You just gave him a voice.
Yeah, it's Gambo.
He's like, so I just...
Anytime you did it, I would just start laughing.
Just loved it. You'll like this episode of Good Morning from Hell and when it comes out.. He's really excited. Anytime you did it, I would just start laughing. Gus loved it.
You'll like this episode of Good Morning from Hell?
That's when it comes out.
I'm excited.
Yeah.
It's out now.
Please go check it out.
Please support us.
We're going to have a lot of people on.
Gavin, we talked about getting you on.
We're trying to figure out what character we might toss
your way if you want to be in it.
To me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's cool to me about it.
Gus.
We were talking, we said Gavin would be fun to have on. I don't know if we told. It's just the first I had of it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if we we were talking we said Gavin would be fun to have on I don't know if we told that I was just the first ahead of it. Yeah, yeah
I know we've been talking behind your back. I might be hell's rat
Have any
Our
Go to hell. Yeah, you got to wear that costume all you record even though it's not even only though
I mean I paint myself for our recordings. I'm completely red when I recording the podcast this embarrassment
Yeah, yeah, awkwardness. Yes, because we're on cross I'm completely red when I'm recording the podcast. This is embarrassment.
Yeah, yeah, awkwardness. Yes, because I'm Ron Kross.
Did you, did anybody watch that Netflix series
that came out on Friday living with yourself?
Oh, I started it.
I started it with Paul Rudd.
Paul Rudd?
Yeah.
It has a really interesting premise.
Is it the clone thing?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
He's a clone of himself.
So it's no spoiler.
It's not like in the first episode for a few minutes,
but he is in the trailer.
Okay, he goes to a spa that says they like,
they scrub your DNA and make you feel younger
and make you a better version of yourself.
But really what the spa does is it clones you
and it kills the original you
and sends a clone out into the world.
But the spa messes up and they don't kill the original him
So it's like the shitty version of him and then the best version of him this kind of reminds you of have you ever seen the island?
Yeah
With Scarlett Johansson and you and McGregor
Yeah, I go oh god. Oh
Chris
You're what a dead don't kill me don't shoot. That's Gavin's job.
How dumb do you have to be to spill a beer on the podcast Chris?
Oh really.
It's all over my new shorts.
But it's only like eight episodes long and they're all like 30 minutes.
It's pretty fun.
Yeah.
I watched like two and a half of the comedy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like dark comedy.
But it's like you know what would happen if there was a better version of you and like you were trying to hide it.
Impossible. You don't want anybody to know that they exist.
It's kind of like eternal sunshine,
but a little less like Romantiki and more comedy.
How was it like eternal sunshine?
Eternal sunshine, it's like a weird spot place,
doctor, office that you go to to like change your life
and make, you know,
I'll defend Chris for once.
I see where he's coming from.
It sounds like a plot to a black mirror episode.
It could be if it wasn't so funny.
Yeah.
Oh, and yeah.
A part of this is a really good job.
Like, even though it's,
he's plays both versions of the clones.
Like, you can tell it's like,
oh, now he's like the original one,
and that's the new one.
Yeah.
And of course, like,
you do his hair a little different.
It's like the way he carries himself.
And he acts like that's commitment.
Do you think? It's like stuff where people play two of themselves.
I used to really like me myself and Irene.
You posted me?
And even in that, there's one moment where bad Jim Carrey is, he's bad Jim Carrey pretending
to be good Jim Carrey.
Yeah, in this series, you get to a point where the new, the clone tries to pretend to be
the original version and you watch him like trying out like,
he's like, oh, messing with his hair
or like trying out different phrases
and like trying to figure out how we would act.
Did you ever see fierce creatures?
I never, no, I never did.
It's like the same people as Fish Called Wanda,
but there's one bit where Kevin Klein,
he placed his dad and his dad's son
and then accidentally kills his dad and then dresses up as his dad. So he's his son, he's his dad's son pretending to be his dad and his dad's son, and then accidentally kills his dad, and then dresses up as his dad.
So he's his son.
But he's his dad's son pretending to be his dad.
Is this whole mess, but it's like Kevin Klein in so many different modes.
Did John Cleese write that?
Sorry, yeah, I'm from a football pitch called Wanda people.
I just walked down Cleese's last week.
It's not a very good film, actually.
I don't really like face creatures, but it's just got some funny moments.
I've been given to like a Monty Python phase,
like hardcore, man those guys were great.
Like Monty Python, Holy Grail,
life of Brian and meeting a lifer, so...
Spot on.
Chef's Kiss.
So good, Chef's Kiss.
When you were talking about you like movies
where people are playing a different character,
but also themselves,
I thought you were gonna say Parent Trap.
We went with Lindsay Lohan,
where she plays a British version of herself
in a normal American list number cell.
Do you have a city original parent trap?
I did.
Long time ago.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, with those, uh,
or they were actual twins though, right?
In that one.
Thanks, El.
Oh, was it?
Yeah, I don't think I think it was a,
did they not have that kind of tech?
Well, it's definitely an older movie.
Yeah, it is.
They probably didn't have as good a,
it's just Haley Mills twice. Yeah. It's just one person. Is it really? Well, it's definitely an older movie. It is. They probably didn't have as good a- It's just Haley Mills twice.
Yeah.
It's just one person.
Is it really?
Yeah, it's Haley Mills.
I'm gonna, I'm pretty sure that this is a thing.
I knew the body double for Lindsay Lohan in Parent Trap.
Nice.
And that was like her claim to fame.
She was like, what, 11 or 12 in that movie?
Yeah, I claim to fame that she was the one
that never on camera.
Yeah, she was like, oh, that's me.
That's my shoulder back.
That's me running through those bushes
after Lindsay Lohan, and was like, cool.
I think that was, I knew that person, I can't recall.
Did you daya?
Probably not.
That's the closest you should ever get
to dating Lindsay Lohan.
I know a few times.
I don't want to, yeah.
She got like way downhill.
But like she had like, you know.
Long drug use and.
Yeah, yeah, but like she had a good, you know, two or three years.
But like mean girls was a thousand years old.
Oh, mean girl, Lindsey Lohan's great.
Yeah.
Someone said, you could have been dating her double then.
No, no.
Once she hit herbie fully loaded, she went herbie fully crazy.
He put in the chat saying it's dangerous creatures,
not fierce creatures.
Is it, I thought it was fierce creatures.
I don't know shit.
I don't know, this is almost as embarrassing as Chris' thing.
Oh, my rights.
My rights.
I'm looking it up to him.
Am I right?
He said, uh, uh, John Cleese's in it.
Mm-hmm.
Love John Cleese.
Jamie Lee Cook is Kevin Klein, bunch of English people.
John Cleese's like six foot.
Jamie LeCa is like five or six with seven.
English?
No.
She's not English.
Neither is Kevin Klein.
Oh, fuck.
I've been on this like true lives kick
because I'm always on a Schwarzenegger kick
and right now I'm on this true lives kick.
That movie's huge creatures.
Yeah, it is.
Fist creatures?
Yes, creatures.
Oh, true lives so good.
They don't, James Cameron is still
the not made blue ray for two lives.
It's so hard to find.
Yeah, you like the DVD.
Yeah, who was it?
Someone, I might have been someone on Twitter
said that, oh no, I think it was Drew.
Uh huh.
Said that when Tina and Bob's burgers dances,
it looks like she's doing the dance Jamie Lee Curtis does
when she's doing the sexy strip tease.
Yeah.
Really?
Oh, the like, roll body roll.
You can do it.
You can do it.
Barb.
I can't do, I could try to do it, but I don't.
Okay, yeah, go ahead.
Just chill.
Why not?
Just chill.
Just chill.
She does like some stuff.
And look at her.
Jai Ray.
This is a move I'm familiar with myself.
I.
The wavy dick.
The wavy dick.
You got your hands underneath too. You got your wavy dick. You got your hands underneath too.
You got your like-
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was it.
That was it.
Oh my god.
My balls almost stripped me.
Kevin Klein's in that show too.
There was a weird video we were talking about
Lanzilo Hunt.
Was the video of just that happening?
And this is her Instagram live thing.
Yeah, would you like try to kidnap a kid?
Oh yeah.
You should have kidnap like two or three kids.
She was like drunk and some foreign country
and she was like trying to take a kid
to go to like buy him food or something
but was like just taking some child.
Like against their will?
She was, okay, it was a mom, a dad,
and I think two or three kids.
And she was coming to say, I'm here to rescue you, and she kept saying it,
and it was kind of weird there, just telling her to go away.
And basically she wanted to take the mom and the kids
to her hotel room and give them, like,
shack them up for the night,
but she wanted to leave the dad.
And the dad, I think, ended up like slapping her
because she was basically physically assaulting
the kids and like, trying to grab the mother.
And she was talking with like a Middle Eastern accent.
She claimed she was speaking Arabic.
She was saying phrase, like all phrase in Arabic
over and over again.
She on something, did they ever find out if she was,
I don't know, I never really followed her.
Yeah, that's weird.
Yeah, she's trying to drive in there, but it was full of man.
All right, I told her for a while about this.
I don't think about Lindsay Lohan very often.
So I'd forgotten about that story.
I think about her and Amanda Bion sometimes.
Yeah.
Amanda Bion's also went like fucking insane.
Amanda Lohan does that.
Hillary Duff hops in and out of insanity.
Hillary Duff now has a kid and she's married and I fell
on the floor.
No, she's how. The her and the hymnsworth broke up.
You're thinking of Miley Cyrus.
Fuck.
Shit.
No, you're right, Blaine.
Immurites.
That's my emurites for the episode.
It is crazy how many people want their kids
to be famous and child stars, but it's just reximal.
Yeah.
Like if they stay famous, if they stay in the spotlight,
they get messed up.
No, Timberlake and Ryan Gosling made it out, all right.
They weren't, were they kid actors?
Okay, they were like Disney, yeah. Yeah, kids. Ryan Gosling's in like, are you afraid of the they kid actors? Yeah, they were like Disney. Yeah, yeah.
Ryan Gosling's in like, are you afraid of the dark and stuff?
Oh, Russell, he was a kid actor.
Ryan, it's more rare that you see that happen.
Or maybe like, they might have other issues that just don't come to life.
Yeah, like, what's Jake something from Star Wars episode one?
He's, oh, Jake Lloyd.
Thank you.
The kid who played Anakin.
Yeah, he did up like in jail for like a police chase or something.
Yeah, I think he had like a DUI.
Yeah, he was in the police chase and he was like,
now this is far ahead.
He did, didn't,
didn't,
you were so happy with that.
I liked it too.
I like it.
I did.
Didn't Justin Bieber also put out some statement in like the last couple of months
saying that he got really fucked up
because he hit fame at such an early age
and his whole life has been this life.
I thought he put out some statement recently that had...
I don't know how people cope with it.
I don't feel like Justin Bieber level of fame at his age.
And he was doomed.
He sat down his bed and he was like, baby, baby, baby.
Oh, my life's one part. That's what he did. That He sat down his bed. He was like baby baby baby. Oh
My life's one part. Yeah, that's what he did. That's exactly what he did. That's the only song in this
What these shorts have it designated cell phone pocket? Why don't you get up here and show us the cell phone pocket Chris? Yeah, yeah Chris. Can I make a request?
Yeah, yeah, can you just move up to the front real quick and we get that on the soundboard? Hey, can I make a request?
Bum bum bum. Where's your cell phone pocket? Show it off.
I never seen you. I see. I see. I knew there would be some butt action in Chris's news.
Can we do it? There it is. Can we do it group one at the end? Well, all of us get up.
That's just a normal back pocket dude the cell phone pockets below it
Right there
You look like my dog chasing his tail
A lot of pockets. I like it a lot of pockets for not a lot of pant
The shorts, dude shorts Is that I'm gonna have two of you in shorts?
Bubble, it's like half pants short pants. What song is that from?
I'm gonna guess wherety Free Library number three.
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¿Pero, a mÃ, tengo, como,
el flight tracking app en mi foto,
no, que yo no me estoy seguro de que no se me parece a alguien.
¡Más chate!
Pero, yo me puse al alurts,
por lo tanto,
cuando...
algo es que no,
cuando es un problema,
cuando es un alurts que ha sido el flight.
Y me ha encontrado el alurts el otro dÃa,
porque el antico-cantus was doing a test flight.
He was like, you can track along and follow here.
They were doing a test flight from Newark City
to Sydney non-stop.
It wasn't 20, I thought it was 20.
It was supposed to be 20 hours
but I think they did it in 19 and a half.
The longest potentially commuter flight.
That's right.
Well, where did they go across the US?
They went to this other world.
No, but what's direction? They go east or west? Yeah, did they go across the US? They went to the Southern world. No, but what's direction?
They go east or west?
Yeah, did they go across the US or across the...
Let me see if I can pull it up and track it using my...
I think they went west.
I would think they would go west too.
That'd be my prediction.
I read a little bit.
Let's see.
Let's see.
I read a bit of that article, but they basically tried to...
Their approach was trying to eliminate jet lag as best they could.
So as soon as they took off, even though it was in the evening,
they didn't dim the lights for several hours because they're trying to keep people away.
They went west across the US.
Yeah. Oh, interesting.
So totally unnecessary. They could have stopped and held for me.
West across the fuel.
That's wicked. That's really fun.
They had a team of like scientists studying people
and they were doing different things.
Like they're like, this group's gonna be able to get up
and exercise and eat and then this group is gonna be able
to like sleep and stuff like that.
And as soon as they landed, they tested them out further.
Yeah, I think what they said was like,
they had the people in there to test like that
because they want to launch the flight
like in 2021 or something.
It's so, isn't the longest flight right now, 18 hours
or something close to that?
I know that the one from Dallas to Sydney is.
A New York to Singapore.
We've also in New York to Singapore is currently the longest at 19 hours.
19 hours.
So I mean, I'm curious as to why they felt the need to have to test it out and what it
would affect the human body like if they already have a flight that's like that long.
I mean, wouldn't it be cool though?
I mean, surely they want to get it to the point
where there are no limits. Yeah.
Like, what do you mean no limits? Like no limit to the length of a flight.
Mid air refueling. Yeah, but we're just more fuel efficiency.
Well, but there are like at a certain point, there's you can't go any further.
Otherwise you're being redundant.
Like you're going the wrong way.
Yeah. And the world like you've got the other way.
Yeah, it's like, there's still distances we can't go.
Like you couldn't go London to Sydney.
I think you can.
Doesn't that flight exist?
They put that London to Perth.
That was gonna be one that they were gonna make.
The London to Sydney, I think, is too far.
Wouldn't that be, isn't it like 24 hours?
Just like that, they calculated it.
It's 21 or something.
Yeah.
I think they had that listed in the articles as well.
I'm also curious, your tail's getting caught in this lamp.
I'm gonna say this too.
Gavin stuck his tail in my ear.
Is weirdly like nice?
No, I was gonna say like disturbing.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
It's not me.
You know when you're getting your hair cut.
How long would that be?
21 hours.
Oh, it's that on, Blaine.
You know when you get in your haircut,
and then the lady accidentally like stick
on your ear like that, and it's kind of like,
oh, you know what I mean?
They're gonna do London to Sydney.
Maybe not.
That used to take, like I think the Kangaroo route
or whatever you'd like to call it was like six flights
to get to back in the day,
to get from England to Australia would take.
Whatever happened.
Take a couple of days.
Yeah. Whatever happened to those a couple of days. Yeah.
Whatever happened to those atmosphere flights,
where they're gonna fly you up and then let Earth rotate
forward the plane and then they're gonna come back down
and then they're gonna like lose a couple hours.
I'm just gonna do whatever I think.
Stachray?
Yeah, I think that they're still working on it.
I think they suffered some setbacks.
Jesus, space debris or what?
I think what was that a, what was that plane called? White night? Like one of them disintegrated. No, face debris or what? I think who was it? What was that plane called?
White night?
Like one of them disintegrated.
No, that's what your nickname is today.
The big shungest place.
No, it's a virgin galactic plane.
Okay.
I think like they had a problem,
one of them disintegrated.
So they're having, they have to like stop
flying for a year or two to figure out what happened.
They're waiting for it to not disintegrate
and to reform and, I think it was just a freak accident. That sucks. to figure out what happened. For wait for it to not disintegrate into reform.
I think it was just a freak accident.
That sucks.
But yeah, and you still look
all the private space companies are still working on things.
So you'll have it happen eventually.
I feel like every time this conversation comes up
when we talk about travel,
I'm always blown away by the fact that Concord ended.
Yeah. Such an odd step back. Flight of that Concord ended. Yeah.
Such an odd step back.
Flight of the Concord, like the show.
The point of the Concord.
Are you, are you making a jet?
No, no, flight of Concord's?
Nope.
Okay, never mind.
Sorry.
Do you know what a Concord is?
Concord?
Concord jet?
It's a mythical thing.
Oh, okay.
Okay, you didn't, no, I'm just curious. No, no, what is it? Is it a flight Oh, okay. Okay. You didn't know I'm just curious
No, I know what is it. What is it? Is it a fight? Am I right? Is it a fight? You don't know either
It was it was Concord done
There's a okay Chris. We're going Chris then blank Chris was a Concord. Well, I thought it was a grape
That's a great there is it correct. Not wrong. Not wrong. I need a I need a bell
Uh blank what's a Concord
Something to do with music.
Oh, the bird.
Correct.
Can take like CHORD, the root.
It's a little bird.
It is.
It's a great bird musician.
Cool.
All right.
And a podcast folks, actually.
Concord, it was mainly like a transatlantic.
Oh, no, it's a college.
Super sonic.
Concordia jet you
welcome could go from London to New York in like just over three hours we're
having it in it and then it was very fast very expensive and then one crashed
oh with people on it they're also like they because if they were so fast they
couldn't fly over land well they yeah they could break the sound barrier over land.
So they have to take off only from coasts.
That's why they would primarily do New York to London.
Yeah, like F.
France and B.A.
How do you say they were the problems that they were very expensive to maintain because of
the speed at which they operated like the temperature and the pressure and whatnot.
Like they would have to have parts replaced regularly and it was very cramped on the inside.
You basically be paying like the price of a first class seat
on a regular plane, but you'd be cramped as shit
in a tiny, in that.
But for only three hours.
Yeah, it would have been not very long.
And the nose cone would tilt down
so that because they took off so steeply
that the pilots would be looking at the sky.
So the nose tilted down so they could see.
And then, yeah, when it took off, it would come back up.
That's exactly right.
It's a Guardian Transformer.
We have things.
Yeah.
The intake on the engines is on the bottom there of the plane.
Yeah.
When they finally had their accident, they were taking off from Paris,
and there was debris on the runway, and the debris got sucked into one of the engines,
since the intake is on the bottom of the plane like that and
It caused a huge fire like rupture to fuel. Is that the one that crashed or it caused a huge fire? And then that was that that was one of the last flights they were they were done pretty much after that
It's such cool tech and then you know by all the technology we have around us today
It's really all tech. Yeah, and it was so advanced. Do you think they're gonna develop something like it again?
The problem is that it's not cost-efficient.
That was also that time period
where they were doing like this blackbird jets,
this fucking insane planes that they would build like loose
because they would be going so fast
that the metal would like tighten.
Like the engine would be like the gas tank would be leaking
while it was on land
because like the metal was like loose.
There was a, there's actually a photo of the cockpit on the concord where like there's a
similar thing that happened the metal would expand a contract that on one of the last flights pilot
took his his hat off and put it in the dashboard because then the dash like came like it creates a
gap while they're flying and then when it could when they land it comes back together so his cap is
like half in the cockpit and half, half not.
I think it's ever been on a flight. I'm sure you have, but you just might not have seen it.
When one of the pilots has to get up to use the bathroom,
they like block off the entire front area of the plane with one of those drink carts.
Yeah.
And then like, don't let anybody go past that whole area.
I get it. Yeah, I get it too. It's just one time they did that for,
I think the pilot was in there for 20 or 25 minutes.
I'm gonna drop it a doose.
And they're just like, fuck dude,
this is a long time for someone not to be up there
flying the plane.
There's only a couple of us.
No, I know, but I mean, he's just,
I guess he got to go, he got to go.
You wanted to get paid to take a dump?
Just like anybody else.
Hell yeah.
Do you used to do that too whenever you had like an hourly job
at like a restaurant or something,
I'd like make sure I took my dump on the clock.
I couldn't because I was the only person working.
When I worked at Burger King at the movie theater,
it was a war. How long were your shifts?
Just like six hours?
How long were you a shits?
You don't have to go like six hours without peeing or anything?
I could like get someone to like cover me
for like a minute or two if I had to.
He'd also have breaks and stuff
that someone would cover, a manager would cover you.
I would always go immediately for a dump
if I ever hit triple over time on a film set.
Cause chances are the reason we were in triple over time
is that they were taking a sweet time and everything else
and they wouldn't need phantom until right at the end.
So I would always just immediately go take a nice. Yeah triple overtime
Don't pull out the time to get triple overtime when I was making ice cream marble slab
But I did make sure if like I remember if I had to go to the if it's like I was going to work
And I was like oh should I go to the bathroom now or when I get to work?
I'm like I'm only gonna get to work so get paid for it. I found something really sad
Apparently flight attendants. I don't know if I've mentioned this on the pockets for they don't start to get to work, so I'll get paid for it. I found out something really sad. Apparently flight attendants,
I don't know if I've mentioned this on the pockets before,
they don't start getting paid until the door closes.
Right.
So while you're boarding, while they're getting people,
like in first class, all their drinks,
and so on, they're helping people with their luggage.
Get paid if you're at work.
How about that?
I mean, because I only found this out
because I was talking to one of the flight attendants about it.
And I was just like, you guys should,
when you get to the airport and you're like,
board that plane, the second you're on the plane,
I feel like that's when you should start.
And even there, there were sometimes working out,
like sometimes they were taking people's boarding passes
and doing the beep-boot machine with them.
Doing a ton of things.
Always assume the flight attendants would be like salary
for whatever reason.
They're like, I think it's hourly.
Yeah, a lot of nurses hourly.
That made me so sad.
A lot of them do a lot of work before that flight takes off.
I mean, even then, again, once the land of the door opens, I think it stops again.
They still got a fucking...
Oh, so you don't want to be a flight attendant on a concourse?
Damn, they're...
Yeah, you also want to be on a longer flight.
But then, yeah, when the flight lands and the door opens, they still have to like
clean the plane, they got to reset it for the next flight, like all this shit, and they're
not getting paid for it.
I'm still waiting for the airplane thing that has like a thing, like the drink cart on
the roof, and it just like moves with the flight attendant and they push it along the.
Why do you think they haven't done that yet? It seems like it would be...
I guess you can't really stow it.
A lot of them moving.
I think you could.
You could stow it in the very back.
One of the whole overhead bins that just comes out.
It rolls along a track.
Maybe cool if it was automated so you could just call it to your seat.
Yeah, and that's the future.
When you go to the conveyor belt sushi plate
You order something to like
Maybe it's because it would be a hazard like someone stood up and it was like rolling just turbulence. Well, I mean it could have breaks
Yeah, I don't know that's like a monster stuff it from moving. Oh
Do you guys give a shit about the Netflix adaptation of Cabo Vibob?
I do not.
Nope.
When is, how are they doing that?
I don't know anything about it.
I am curious about it.
I don't know anything about it.
Well, it fucking sucks because they just went into production
and they've released a video.
There's a dog in it called Inaz little corgi.
And they release it this little teaser.
It's like, oh, production's starting here's Inaz,
here's the corgi.
John show, the guy that's, I think it's John show.
The guy that's playing.
It's live action.
Yeah. He's playing. It's live action. Yeah.
He's playing the lead spike injured himself
and they had a delay production seven to nine months.
Oh my gosh.
I'm like an ankle head of the injury.
Oh, fucking sucks.
Fun fact,
fine from Kelly B. Buck.
Ruby has a dog name,
is why I also run this.
It's a guy.
Oh, kind of reference to that show. I'm not.
Oh, the dog looks cute.
I'm looking at it.
I see the video you're talking about.
Yeah, it's probably going to be dead by the time that they actually make the show.
Jesus Christ.
I'm just being real dogs are, you know,
no, they uploaded this video October 7.
They uploaded this video two weeks ago.
And now they're delayed seven and nine months.
Yeah, it was like a routine thing.
This is that they're like, do you think they need to clear the stuff from that dog's dick?
I don't know, they need it.
They need a on set dog fluffer.
I've got experience flushing dog cock.
I can't believe you just could do that without freaking out.
I mean, it sucked.
I didn't like it, but like,
could have that technically take care of that?
Like if the owner didn't know how to,
didn't want to, didn't feel comfortable doing it.
Yeah, but I would have been charged a lot
and be able to have driven him like a cross down.
Just not worth it.
It's fine.
I figured it out.
He's your boy.
You got to take care of him.
Yeah.
So I said, yeah, me and Jury sucks.
They should just recast at that point.
I'm surprised that didn't recast him.
Apparently they really like, they really want to John Chille for the part. So I said they didn't want to recast at that point. I'm surprised that it didn't recast them. Apparently they really like they really want to John
Chill for the part. I said they didn't want to recast so they just fucking great. I like him.
Dude, Jevicee uh
The animated film the great mouse detective. I don't think so
All right, so I have not what about it. Well the background is a rat. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's obviously the live action remake.
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I'm starting out with all the great things. I'm starting out with all the great things. I'm starting out with all the great things. I'm starting out with all the great Yeah. Get some mileage out of it. I want it to be Steve from a Stranger Things for Halloween.
That'd be good.
Oh, that'd be a good one, Taylor.
You got the hair for it.
You got the shave.
Get my hair long enough.
Yeah, I could shave that off and then wear a little ice cream thing.
You could be Steve as a rat.
Steve Hankson as a rat.
Stranger Things.
Yeah.
Just like one of those mashups, right?
Like, you just call it across your, your, uh, Peter Rat Steve. My dream Halloween costume is Mrs.
Nezbit.
What's that?
It's, uh,
the character that Buzz Lightyear is when
it's his arm,
like taken away.
Mrs. Sidd's house.
I'm Mrs. Nezbit.
See the hat?
Sidd takes him over. And then it's like Sid's sister
takes him to make some.
Sid's little sister.
Sid Phillips.
Hmm.
Takes a Buzz Lightyear dresses him up for a tea party.
They really made Sid appear at Super Evil,
but really he was just a homeless child.
That actor from Bander Snatch.
Yep.
It looks like a dead person.
He has said.
It's Jarring.
He's also in Worth of Millers. Was that thing in the movie? Yeah. The one It looks like a dead. He is said. It's jarring.
He's also in Worth A Millers.
Was that thing in the movie?
Yeah.
The one with Jennifer and
said, yeah, he was in that too.
Yeah.
Question.
Do you think down the road that
you British, that you was British as fuck?
Yeah.
It was the first time I heard him talk.
It's only knew from Worth A Millers.
Wait.
Then I heard an interview with him and was like, holy fuck.
Oh, so he's actually British.
Yeah.
Yeah. Okay. Interesting. It's British, yeah. Yeah, okay. Interesting.
It's like Marvel Robbie, she's Australian.
Mm.
Did you know that?
She's perfect.
She's perfect.
It's perfect.
You think that Disney, you know, they're like doing it
with Lion King and Mulan leading the tramp on this shit.
They're going through their back catalog of old movies
and then they're making them live action adaptations.
Do you think at some point,
they're gonna make Pixar live action movies?
Like they're gonna do like a live action- Like finding Nemo.
Co-story or incredible-
I think they will.
And then at the end they'll reveal that it was entirely CG.
Oh, and it'll be like-
This was some like-
Like the Lion King?
I hope not.
What?
Like the Lion King.
It really wasn't-
It really-
It was just a different version of an animated film.
Well, did they didn't say that was live action, did they?
I think they did.
They called it the live- They were calling it the live action line, King.
But it was all animated.
It was just animated animals.
Is there practical sets of this?
No.
Where did real animals just like CG mouse?
No, I think, I think,
I think it's pretty sure it was all animated.
So I heard,
I don't think it was not all animated.
They used real animals.
I heard a theory.
I heard it, no, I think they were all,
I think they were all animated.
I heard a theory that if you build a movie
as live action, then the animation team
it falls under a different like pay grade
or something like that for the animators.
So it's like a workaround.
Okay.
Why are they building it to the public anyway?
Just internally build it is whatever you want.
Oh, I don't know.
But it was marketed as like a live action.
It was, yeah.
Like Aladdin was live action. Yeah, and that't know, but it was marketed as like a live action. It was yeah, that's like Aladdin was live action
Yeah, and that's yeah, that was live action with a lot of CG in it
Yeah, they were you're you're you're still real actor so you should know about it your best friend was in it
Okay best friend my best friend
Yeah, you know
Dude he makes it till the time he makes a great pun in that slow-mo, guys, video.
The flesh prince.
The flesh prince.
So good.
That was terrifying.
That was a terrifying experience.
Why?
Just because it was like,
you were fucking learning.
It was a normal person.
He's just another human being.
You know what I did?
Honestly, I didn't think it was gonna happen.
Like I flew to LA, assuming that something would cause it
to not happen or like maybe he wouldn't have you would run out of time
Yeah, it was at the end of the day
So I was half expecting just to be like, ah, well, you know, it's not the end of the world if I just pack up a girl
And then he walks up and we were just like immediately going like we did the whole video and one long take
Really just like you didn't have a moment of like K was not really we were just like pulling stuff around setting up
So there was like a few minutes of downtime, I guess, but it was all recorded and it was and at the end of it I was just pulling stuff around, setting up. So that was a few minutes of downtime, I guess, but it was all recorded.
And at the end of it, I was just like,
oh, I feel like I didn't get a chance to think
the entire time.
Yeah, I feel like of all of us,
you would be the least likely to get star struck.
Is that not the case?
Did you still get the jitters?
Not, well, I feel like once we were going,
it felt like, he makes it very easy to be buddy,
buddy, he's an absolute question.
Yeah, he was a legend.
I really looking back on it, I love that.
Did he say I am legend?
No, no, no, no.
But yeah, he can just slip into,
like, because we've never,
we've never really hung out before or anything.
So, well, I had met him before, I took a picture with him.
But we had. Oh, at that YouTube summit. Yeah, but we never got we we had never had a conversation. So
just to be on camera having a conversation for the first time is kind of you can't really
plan anything for it. It's just you kind of have to see how it's also you have to be you
can't really have a natural conversation with someone when it's being filmed because
it's you have to almost be like performing to the camera also. But he managed to make it feel like that we were immediately even footing,
we're just having banta banta banta and it was fine. And at the end, I remember that I was like,
and that was Will Smith. That was perfect for the video. I had a really good time.
So I looked it up and the animals were all CG. They were all animated.
News to no one but Barbara.
The animals were all CG. They were all animated.
New to no one but Barbara.
I just, I never, I have seen it.
Well, don't you feel like a dick now?
I haven't seen it.
So I think just from my assumptions.
The voices were real though.
They were real people.
What?
But my favorite part when I, when I Google this,
the first thing that pops up after all like the questions are there,
it says, local views.
The Lion King remake will fail because real animals are disgusting. What? I don't understand what their point is. I don't know what the point is here.
I did. It's some NYU local.com. It's like some review by someone. I didn't see it, but for my
every all the reviews. No one wants to watch a photo realistic warthog pass gas.
Just to furs that line. But like animals don't emote the same way humans do.
That's so true.
And so it's like, they cartoon like Simba,
you're like, oh, Simba is like big and smiley,
but in a photo realistic lion,
doesn't it just goes like this?
You know, like they don't, what else do you?
Can we have that face photoshopped onto a lion?
Yeah. Okay. Give us a smile. No, no, no, no, he already did it. You know, like they don't what else can we have that face photoshopped on to a lion?
Okay, give it a smile
No, no, no, he already did it. He already did it. He's my interface and do it again.
I Peter
Peter Hase get on it now
All right, the biggest criticism I heard of that movie I still haven't seen, is that they sang the Can You Feel the Love Tonight song during the day.
Can you feel the love today?
Tonight.
During the day.
During the day time.
And people were just pissed off because they're singing,
Can You Feel the Love Tonight, but it's right outside.
Yeah, that's dumb.
Yeah.
That seems like basic thinking.
Yeah.
You're a thinker. What's cause they're dumb real lions, they're not. Yeah. You think Chris. You think.
It's because they're dumb real lions.
They're not.
Right.
And nobody wants to see those animals who are disgusting.
Right.
There's also like a side by side comparison of the, I think the Hukunumatata scene.
Don't sing it.
Copyright, bitch.
Anyway, it was like the original one was like crazy and festive and there's flowers
and there's so many like fun animation things going on.
And then the other one is just a tracking shot
of this Puma and this, whatever the other thing
is our Muscat and then a lion cub,
whatever the fuck, rat.
Me a cat?
Yeah, yeah, that's one.
And then the class X-X-X-Ting with the Puma.
It's just like, it's just tracking
as they're walking through woods.
And it's like, wow, they really phone that scene and...
You meant, you meant Wardhaw, great.
Puh.
Puhnbuck.
Did I do that?
Did I do that?
Did you know me? Did you do that?
Holy shit, this company's ruined me.
What the fuck?
Go pick up your headlight fluid after this.
Dude, he was a Puma code walk.
I can't, like, I genuinely didn't even think.
Well his name is Puma, so I get the mistake.
Okay, okay.
You're giving him an out.
Yeah.
That's the old Red versus Blue right there.
Yep.
Great stuff.
You've seen it a couple of times.
What Red versus Blue?
You heard of it?
Yeah, I've heard of it.
So it's about these two teams, the ones red and one's blue.
Tell me more.
What's your favorite season?
This moon character favorite season was probably
Six that's my favorite even though it was
At the time the hardest one to make
God that was so fucking tough and she would have so much shit that I thought was good enough
But we did redo my I fucking hated Matt,
because he always had to redo it to make it better.
But he was right, he was always fucking right.
That's why he was CEO and you weren't.
Yeah, that's true.
He knew it could look better.
I remember that being stuff,
because when I was working on some of the reshoots
for the recreation of season one through five
is we're doing him an HD.
I remember really loving a shot in season one or two where the war hog drives away and hits a rock in the background
And it just goes straight up and I thought that'd be really hard to do again on the PC and it was like the second attempt
It's like if you hit that rock at that speed at that point. It's just
So I can tell you this was back in
2010 or 2009 I think 2010 this was back in 2010 or 2009.
I think 2010, it was the first Pax East.
When I was helping you guys out with the booth, I'd come to the panel.
And I think this was the first year you guys had 3D animation in Red versus Blue
but you guys didn't make any announcement until you showed the video at the panel.
And it was that scene where the warthog busted the wall.
Busted through the wall.
And everyone in the audience started fucking losing their shit and freaking out. And I was like, what's going
on? What was that? Because I never like played the game. I didn't really understand.
Oh, really?
That's why everyone losing their shit. Was that not supposed to happen?
We were standing at the back. It was at that panel, it was Bernie Monti and myself.
Yeah.
And we-
Wasn't Jeff there?
I don't remember.
Jeff may have been there, but I remember when that scene was playing, like Bernie Monti
and I snuck out into the back of the theater because nobody knew Monti was working with us
at the time.
Yeah.
And Bernie filmed it.
He filmed like Monti and he filmed the audience reaction and everything.
So cool.
They're like the first time that anyone saw that kind of stuff.
Yep.
He was so confused.
I was so confused. And then I asked someone next to me, I was like, why is everyone freaking saw that kind of stuff. Yep. You must have been so confused. I was so confused.
And then I asked someone next to me,
I was like, why is everyone freaking out?
It's animated.
But you'd watched all of us
just blew up to that point, honey.
Yeah.
You didn't notice that it was absolutely
completely different in all of the movements.
They'd begun from like bobbing heads
to diving out of the way.
I just thought it was maybe like a new shot
in a new halo game.
I don't know.
I was just like very confused at the time
But then as like more stuff started happening. I was like, oh shit. You can't do that in this video game
I I love that shit like seeing live reactions to something that you've made
I feel like we we did that for like Arizona circle and stuff like that
But like which is coming out Wednesday. Yeah, it's wild. Guess what I'm getting at is I wanna do
some sort of premiere or something where
I love those that energy.
The energy of such a life.
Yeah, yeah.
It's so weird that,
because we filmed it all in March.
All of our zone of service?
Yeah, March and April.
And so, how many episodes is it?
Are you like seven?
Seven.
Seven, yeah.
And each one's like 22 minutes.
So, yeah.
So, like, damn. And we filmed it all so long ago
It's so weird that it's like oh, it's finally coming out
I'm just excited to finally see the sketches that you guys have been working on because like I saw costumes
And I saw like pick behind the scenes photos of you guys, but I haven't actually seen the
You're you're in some of it too. Yeah, I know I at least one of them. I think in the first episode right
First episode or maybe not the first episode right? First episode?
Oh maybe not the first episode.
Let me think.
No.
No.
You're in a couple episodes.
Yeah, there's like a lot of cameos.
You're in the second episode and the sixth episode I know.
Yeah.
Like Johnson or Watson.
Yeah, there's a lot of cameos.
Is Gus in the middle?
No.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
No.
Maybe not.
I don't know. Let's give you good stuff. Yeah, oh no, no, maybe not
I don't know let's give me good stuff. It's nice like between that in the podcast The fruits are really really there was a lot of filming going on at that time. Oh, yeah
Because we it was that an achievement hunter
it yeah, there's a circle achievement hunter and one other thing
You can get fact around that same time as well. And get factors filming
Hunter and one other thing. You can get fact around that same time as well.
And get fact or filming.
Yeah, hold on.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure, like,
come out.
Yeah.
I feel like all during one, like two months.
Yeah.
It's, I mean, it's, it was a lot of work for you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I'll sleep with my ins.
Yeah.
I'm excited.
Got a fucking miss hanging out with the willums as though.
I love one of those guys around.
Here's so, I saw a sketch that Josh showed.
It's me, it's Josh and then James and Elise.
I don't wanna spoil it, but they're agents.
Oh yeah.
Well, it's recurring characters from the pilot, right?
They are so good.
I'm like, why are these people working on the internet?
They should be like professional actors
or characters. No, no, don't tell them that. I'm like, you know these people working on the internet? They should be like professional actors or characters.
No, no, don't tell them that.
No, no, no.
You live that.
You live that.
Chemistry, just years that they've worked here.
I'm not even like that.
The chemistry between them is good.
It's great, but like them as actors and actresses,
like individually is so, they're so fucking funny
and so good.
You know who else fucking stands out
anytime he's on camera, Lawrence?
That dude, like, he can act in scream.
He's like total vocal control.
That's good stuff.
I remember him being really funny when we filmed
11 Little Roosters.
Oh yeah.
As Lars was his name, right?
Yeah.
Me and Josh were like behind camera,
like whenever we were watching Lawrence perform
and we're just like, we should have written more stuff
for Lawrence.
Like we did not factor in that he would be like,
incredible.
He's so good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So there is a Peter Hayes already made an animated gift for you.
Oh really?
But it uses the flavor from the live.
I think he, I don't think we can show it.
Yeah, it's an audio too.
Or where is this live though on Otty?
Yeah, let me show it live. I don't know if there's audio
I show it live and then edit it out show it live and then mess it up in in the VOD
light blur everything around it all right, where is it I put it in the
Asperer forgiveness not permission
Okay, you tell me can I show it yeah, okay
Your neck you're gonna want this to get.
It's your head.
It's your head.
Hey.
Come on, head, baby.
You're kidding.
I got a big long neck.
If we end up getting the shaft, keep them going, guys.
I'm out.
I'm done.
Yeah, you know what I think we'll get a copyright strike for that.
That's fine.
That's pretty good.
Oh my gosh.
You tell me we can keep it in if you want to.
Keep it in.
I'm creating a directing.
Yeah.
I know.
If you're saying keep it in, I'll keep it in.
Can you make it so we can sing on broke on podcast again?
Bobber.
Yeah.
Yeah. That's your call. Sure. I'll keep it in. Can you make it so we can sing on broke on podcast again? Barbara?
Yeah, that's your call.
Sure.
Can we sing on podcast now?
You know the classical copy right at song?
Can we sing on podcast now?
That was in the Sound of Music, right?
You think they're gonna make a live action sound of music?
The Hills are alive with the sound of podcast singing.
All right, I had to say I'm on the edge of my seat,
well not literally, because there is no edge of the seat.
Star Wars tickets are supposed to be going on sale soon,
and I keep checking my phone and they have not gone.
Did you say, like, like, like, like, like,
like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like I am really really wanting to give my tickets. The final trailer's coming out today, right?
Yep.
Bullshit.
Final trailer.
Every time it's like leading up to it, they always have like little like web clips and
shit like that.
Tiny little bits.
He gets away so much.
Last Jedi and force awakens, they had so many spoilers in those.
Yeah.
How much would it take for you to wait until it's out on home video?
To watch it?
Whatever the punishment it is to not have that happen,
I'll take the punishment.
I could not wait.
You know what, $10,000 each.
$10,000 each?
No, you will less than $10,000 each, that's the punishment.
No, I'll take it.
What?
No, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna like running man this and escape the system and go see it.
When does it come out, Chris Christmasy?
December, I don't know if they've been out for a special date.
It's the last one.
It's supposed to be the last in the Skywalker trilogy.
I'm sure they'll make it a comeback.
It's nine and it's supposed to be wrapping up.
It's like red versus blue.
You don't stop making it.
People are still watching it.
Well, they have, like, the series is coming out
and Disney plus the Mandalorian. Fuck, it looks so it. People are still watching it. Yeah. Well, they have like the series that's coming out in Disney plus the Mandalorian.
Fuck, it looks so good, which is also Star Wars, but not Skywalker.
I got some theories on that. I got some theories on that.
Have you gotten to meet any of the actors or actresses from Star Wars before, like Mark Hamill?
Yeah, when I was on set, it was pretty fun.
Uh, I don't, I don't think so.
I've been in their presence.
I was around Peter Mayhew had a signing
and I saw him from like, five or 10 feet away.
I went through a concert that Anthony Daniels was hosting.
I went to celebration and I saw them like from afar,
but I don't think I've ever met.
We met, some of us met Peter Mayhew at conventions before.
I have a picture with him somewhere.
Yeah, he would be nice to meet you.
He would have boost like kind of in the vicinity
where we were.
Yeah, I think he would.
He would watch me like 40 bucks for a,
it was like an acon maybe?
It's worth it.
It's pretty cheap.
For the 2006.
Yeah, is that eight copper remember
I always seen them there?
John Boyega, is that his name?
I heard you caught in this hat.
He was at a convention we were at
and I think he was charging $200 for a photo
and $200 for an autograph.
Fuck.
Is there a combo?
There was probably a combo here.
Yeah, 400.
But I was gonna say like 40 for Peter Mayh,
who's pretty cheap, considering.
Yeah, we didn't have the costume on though, so.
Yeah, I guess it's like the photo
for the photo, but.
You wouldn't know if you couldn't prove it was him.
You couldn't prove it's not.
You saved us all 40 bucks.
I went to Lucasfilm and I saw props and I met, uh, uh, paid Pablo.
Pablo is there like cannon keeper.
What was the most famous prop you met?
Slimer from Ghostbusters.
Is that count? Yeah, I still don't really still really probably much Star Wars, but in New York, I think I might have seen
Yoda.
I can't remember.
There was that New York museum, like some sort of like puppet museum or Muppet Museum
or something.
It's really cool.
If I play.
I saw totally different, but in New Zealand for for a long time, they had Lord of the Rings exhibit.
And you could see like, Eisengaard and, uh, uh, uh, who has miniatures, minnest,
turrets, minnest, earth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The miniatures that they use for the filming.
That's so cool. The miniaturist one is actually, it's like, it's cute. It's just like, yeah,
it's like, it's not a miniature. I mean, it's a miniature compared to a city, but yeah. Yeah, it's like all the big pieces at the use.
That's how the way they look so good.
Yeah.
It's because they're like, they're fucking the size of you.
Yeah, it's something they actually built,
and then they built it up bigger than you would have been.
How many rings do you think they were for the filming of Lord of the Rings?
Like for the one ring?
Like there was a hero ring.
Oh shit, we forgot it.
Well, I mean, I know there were different sizes for like perspective shots.
It's a 12-bit hands.
This is a bunch.
I mean, I'm sure they had like close-up rings
and you know, far away.
And then they, like, can't have one that was like,
well, there's nine massive and nine rings for men
and then there's seven for the world.
What, you have a silver wedding ring?
What?
What?
And they're all deceived for, there you go.
Well, if you guys have one have another what color would you want?
This one
Platinum yeah, not gold so we're not
Got that one covered. Yeah, you got gold. I'd get I want my
Bride to get me a green lantern emerald ring
Cool now would be my that'd be my wedding ring. That's how you know you found the one.
If you just get that for you automatically.
What kind of metal would you want?
Darkest day for as many as you can.
Probably gold.
I think I'm a gold person.
Like yellow gold, not rose gold or white gold.
Rose feel like that trend is kind of going away.
Whereas like gold or silver is gonna be around.
Fucking forever.
I want to ring, but instead of like,
a lot of rings have a diamond in them.
I would want a cube,
a small cube of gold with three more on top of it.
I see where you're going with this.
It's the tower.
Tower Pimps ring.
Copy.
Maybe a help if you punch someone.
Bam!
You go through.
I always think of, maybe it's because I'm from Canada, but if you're wearing gloves, the
kind that are tight fitting to your hands,
and you have a ring, like a diamond ring on,
how does that fucking like knock it cut or stuck or?
Or if you just cut a ring hole,
you're still gotta put it on.
It's gonna put it on.
It's gonna put it on.
Maybe you put the ring on over the glove?
Or you have a separate little like finger slide
that you've put it on.
I don't know, I've thought, I think about that all the time.
I'm like, there's any woman who has an engagement ring?
Do you watch your penmits, too?
Yes.
Do you think of the thing Serena has?
Yeah, the little pinky thing.
The little sleeve thing.
Which, by the way, is totally green.
It's green.
It's fucking green.
What are we?
There's people who think it's black.
Oh, you're not referring to Meg.
She was one of the people, she put out the tweet,
I was like, girl, what'd you talk about?
It's just like green.
It matches the outfit.
Yeah, it's the same color.
It's like a greenish blue.
Yeah.
Is this like the blue,
blue black dress versus gold white dress?
No.
Situation.
Have you not, do you watch her have me to film?
No.
That's does that Amazon?
No, it's Hulu.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I don't have Hulu.
I'm still like catching up with all the Amazon shit.
It's really good.
Jack made it.
It's fantastic.
Me and Trevor just started watching community, like 10 years late.
But that's a fucking good show too.
No.
He's trying to think of it.
I like it.
I think the, if I remember, it's been a while as I've seen it,
but I remember not liking the first season, but then I felt like it got better. the, if I remember, it's been a while as I've seen it, but I remember not liking
the first season, but then I felt like it got better.
Everyone says season two of communities, like some of the best television on Earth.
I don't, I mean, we're only like half of your season one, so not there yet, but I love
it.
I think the characters are great.
It's really good.
But it's, I don't think I've watched that show since it went off the air.
Yeah.
That's been a while.
You could tell it's been a while just based off.
Outfits and style has changed so much over the course of the 15 years.
I mean, the people wear nowadays, right?
It's completely different.
I'm running Mantis place in 2017, I think.
You should wear that to a nice restaurant.
There's a girl from the...
Should we all go out to eat?
It was good.
What's that thing? Oh, I know a great vegan place. We should go to all the places. There's a girl should we all go out to eat All of
Great vegan place
We should go to all the other have his plan. Don't go after this up to Holy serious. I'm not eating a fucking salad at all of garden
Yeah, you are vegan is that what you're saying you're fully vegan. I'm sure there are other things you can eat besides the salad
I'm sure there's a super something is this beer vegan vegan? Should be. I didn't look, but beer doesn't have animal products.
Yeah.
I don't know.
There's could be shit in there that makes it not vegan.
Animal shit.
I think we're out of here.
I think we should all get all of God enough of it.
Let's do it.
It's fucking not and see we did.
Playing is so mad at me every time I suggested.
He gets...
I tried to go with...
Like I suggested we went last week and blame was like, don't go. He's being such a, I still want to go.
I mean, I want to go tonight in this.
I want to go.
He, he, huge proponent of health and what Chris and Zach are doing right now is very unhealthy.
Oh, yeah, we gotta get him.
We way you.
Sure.
Can you do the way in?
Let's do it.
Hey, can you do me a favor, Chris?
Join me to read my outfit.
I also did.
Oh my God. What do you have in your pocket? I have my stat. What is the hat? Oh, he's do it. Hey, can you do me a favor, Chris? Join me to read my outfit. I also do. Oh my God.
What do you have in your pocket? I have my stat. What is the hat?
Oh, he's got stats.
Chris, you are an excellent employee.
Can I look at that before you start reading it?
You want to see his like, I want to see with the methodology.
I got to see them all.
I got to see them all, I got to see them all.
I, my, my notes are like,
so there's four columns.
Oh, you're trying to see if a non-christ could decipher it. Trip, meal,
Breadstick, penalty
There's some dates and then there's totals at the bottom of each of these columns. It's only for a certain period of time though
Because I had like tell there's stated do yeah from October 7th 2000. Yeah, why the fuck is it say October 7th 2000?
I don't it's 2019, Chris.
You never counted.
I don't know what that is.
This is two decades old.
And then as time goes on, you stop putting October
and you just put the date.
You're really bored about in a 10.
All right, you only weigh myself first.
Yep.
You got away with it.
Chris, are you going tomorrow?
Yes.
So last we checked, I think last time Chris weighed in,
he was 146.
All right, can I go a lunch tomorrow? Yeah, let's do lunch. What was 146. All right. Can I go lunch tomorrow?
Yeah, let's do lunch. What's one point? Can I be a rat point six? Yes. You want to be nice?
46
Okay, that's okay. So that'll be it actually. I love time
47
God damn Chris
He was
147.6
What are you right now?
Well, we got the camera positioning itself.
Drum roll.
147.
You lost the weight.
I need to pee a lot.
So maybe 147.
Oh my God, oh my God.
How does that happen?
Chris, okay, tell us how much you've been eating.
Read the code.
So I will say this,
it has, I've not been as good as I should have been.
The crafty system, my God,
it's crumpled like some kids homework.
It's not that he's dressed as a like a small,
eight year old as well.
I've not been as good as I had been
because we've been super, super busy.
So I've been eating a lot at work, a lot of emails.
A lot of penalties. And yeah, more penalties. So anyway, so I've eaten
total. I've had, I've been to all of garden 20 times. I've had 32 meals at all of
garden. Wait, wait, you went 20 times, but you're at 32 million. Well, you've taken 30, 30, 30. Yeah, yeah. Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right.
It's like most times.
I got, yeah.
And so that's a really easy extra meal.
And then I have had 36 breadsticks
and I have 12 meal penalties.
Here's the deal is I skip a lot of meals now.
Because I'm either full of pasta
or because I don't have time to go to all of them.
And you don't want to take a penalty.
Yeah, I don't want to take a penalty.
It's kept in balance, isn't it?
So that's how I think I'm losing weight
because I'm like, I don't, I skipped my last one.
Because your mouth hurts.
Don't care if it's no.
How does a pasta pass work?
Like when you get there,
you're like, I'm a member.
And they know me at this point.
They're like, hey, Chris.
What's the point?
So you don't, you have to show it?
Any more? Do you have to show it anymore?
No, I still, because you have to ring it up. But like, well, I, like, like, when, like, when you first started, would you have to show it? Any more? Do you have to show it anymore? No, I still, cause you have to ring it up.
But like, like, when you first started,
would you have to show it to them at the beginning of the meal,
or would you show it to them at the,
like would they bring you the bill?
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, I've ring.
This is covered.
I wonder if they're never ending possible,
and then I'm like, no, no, it's covered.
Do you think they'll be annoyed if a rat comes in?
No, not at all.
No, they're doing people.
I'm thinking tomorrow at lunch, I'm up for some rat.
Let's do it.
Let's do it. I'll go his nest. I'm thinking tomorrow at lunch, I'm up for some wrap. Let's do it. Let's do it.
I'll go as Ness.
Anyone else want to come?
Full bag, dickhead.
Barb, we should all go.
I'm filming something tomorrow.
You fly it.
I ain't rhetoric.
Yeah, we're.
Bobbacca move, she's powerful.
Should we say what we're filming?
Yeah, yeah, talk about it,
because I want to bring it back up.
It's not a Barbara thing. I'm not in it. I'm filming on audition tape for Judge Judy. Oh
Tell me about this. You're doing it. You're actually doing it. I'm audition tape
You should wear those
Clothes, this would be one of my characters. Yeah, very it
I can be not here to remember.
But see, I think, do you have an audience?
Is there something?
What's going on?
No, no, no, no.
In order to be in the audience for Judge Judy,
you have to be in SAG.
And I'm in SAG.
And you have this a minute audition tape.
I mean, that just makes sense for them
because you got like a social media bump.
Yeah, I feel like.
You're gonna get to teens, the youths.
I'm gonna be trying to find the episodes that you're in.
I want to go for it.
I want to be in some Judge Judy episodes. Could you, I mean, I know you get the teens the youths. I'll be trying to find the episodes that you're in I want to go for it. I want to be in some dress-cute episodes. Yeah, I mean, I know you're gonna film the audition
But could you also film it like as a BTS that we could put out you can just have
We're gonna film you can just have I don't want to add it can I audition for a for bailiff?
I don't cast the fucking show dude. I'm trying to be in an audience. Oh my God, that's so fucking funny.
All right, I'm not lying.
Should we have a final dance off?
I'm excited.
All right, so yeah, it's about time to wrap up.
What do you want to do, a final dance off?
I think we should all get, Eric,
you need us to do something?
Yeah, can I make a request?
Yeah, can I have you guys all move to the front?
Sure.
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