Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Free Stuff Fiasco - #344

Episode Date: October 6, 2015

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Brain Tree Dollar Shave Club and Rock Band 4 The fourth of the Rock Band. Kevin has a thick beard. I'm Gus. I'm a bit bitty on a I'm Gavin with a bid I'm Chris no beard. I'm burning with the beard and I'm Gus with almost no beard Wappens you a bit it burned off So beard accident hey everybody No, I just have it. We did a shoot the other day Gus you were just saying how you were worried because you don't have anything to talk about No, I don't have anything to talk about. I just feel like like the podcast just started like you're unprepared

I should get this every probably ten episodes. I panic. I'm like what what we gonna talk about? I've got plenty of things lined up just like I feel like it just started like I wasn't Like I didn't sit here long enough ahead of time in what it would number we on now like three 44 44 in the history of the show What do you think has been the longest pause barring when Chris is on the podcast Chris is here today you know like between Some just like there's nothing to talk about like I reckon three seconds. We had some longer one It feels like early one. I mean we would do like six or seven sometimes. Nope. Our shoulder hurts. Our shoulder hurts.

And I think it's my neck is making my shoulder hurt. Because if you'll, I'd like a recover, they call a referred pain. I had a thing where my... Yes, Chris, you have your hand up? Yeah. Well, my wrist would always hurt. I thought it was a crumple tunnel.

Turns out it was my neck. That was like really tight. And whenever I started stretching my neck and doing this, it stopped hurting my wrists. Really? Yeah. I know a guy with a Carpal Tunnel because he did one like season of data entry for the IRS. One and had to have surgery. Like he had a job like three months, a time job. Carpal Tunnel is permanent. What physically is it? Carpal Tunnel seems like it was a huge deal in about the mid 90s. Is it different to RSI?

It's a repetitive stress injury. No, it's a, it's a clat, it's one of the, uh, conditions that is a class of RSI. Uh, RSI is like the big thing. I'm sure there's other stuff. A lot of tunnel. Is RSI repetitive stress injury? Yes, so does this. So you get a repetitive stress injury like on your ankle.

Carpal Tunnel is specifically the way a nerve goes through part of your hand, through your wrist, in your hand. Like the pencil tunnel. The carpal tunnel, right, exactly right. Then it gets flames, and then you get tingling in your hand and all that stuff. But it doesn't seem like a big deal. That was something we were all worried about. They made special ergonomic keyboards,

and all that shit, remember that? Yeah, I don't see that anymore. What happened? You know what, I just saw the other day, you know what it was. That makes me, no, no. Whoa. I'm gonna talk about this for a second. You hit on a nerve. No, makes me mad. It makes me, no, no. Whoa. I'm gonna talk about this for a second.

Go ahead. You hit on a nerve. A couple of times. That's very good. Yeah. I feel like then we were scammed. Like, I mean, they made the special organ on keyboards, the shit that like spread apart in the middle.

Why don't they make those anymore, Adam? Do we fix carpal tunnel? Is that not a problem? Huh? Well, they still have, they still have, and I, I'll use one sometimes. Why? Because it's quite people. I started using it whenever my wrist rehearsal hurts. I thought I had carpal tunnel. No fucking and I'll use one sometimes. Why? Because it's comfortable.

I started using it whenever my wrist rehearsal hurt, because I thought I had carpal tunnel. No fucking way I would use one of those because they can't type. You get used to it. You get used to it. No, I don't know how to type. Oh, yeah. I'm not trying to do this. Yeah, I just typed like this.

I do. It's like, I'm embarrassed by that, but I haven't, I had yet to solve that problem in my life. You have, you have point typed a lot of stuff. Yeah, I've, I used four fingers. So do I use the first two fingers and then in space bars that what a space bar like just this. So what is the most these days? What is the most efficient left though? It's a reader the keyboard. What would it look like? If I'm going to read oh they're going to read the hard read on the keyboard. They have like quirky and devorak. I think it's just whatever. But you know every time I come across

an alphabetical keyboard that's an alphabetical order it's just like but you know every time I come across a now for better cool keyboard That's enough medical order. It's just like I get furious But would you prefer a keyboard where everything was perfectly aligned like stacks because the only reason there So you got two here and then the next key is like here. Yeah, I wouldn't care about that That's because the typewriter had to had to like reach between keys and they couldn't have the pins go under keys Sure, I'm a sense because it was a physical. Would it be easy? It's a type on a grid keyboard. Yeah, probably. I mean, unless the offset is it's hard to say. It also helps you like get to multiple letters.

Like if you reach up, you're in the middle between two letters, so then your one finger can easily hover between the two letters. Well, it's like finger climbing. They have another keyboard that's designed for the letters that you use the most and it's people their hands are just vibrating pretty much. It's just right. It's working like that. It just like, and they type really fast and it's just this. I mean there's always different ones like that. I saw one years and years ago that was like a sphere that you held and it was like you would hold it like

this and you go like this and then like moving your fingers outward also was different keys and like people who could use this could type, you know, 25. I want a crazy keyboard like that now. Like a sphere. I was mad as I could go, no, I want a crazy keyboard. You know what, you know what, I've relied on for years and years

that's just to me a lot easier is. A pen. Dragon dictate. Dragon dictate. What? Dragon. I heard dragon dictate. What is your name?

Dragon dictate. You guys have never heard of dragon dictate. I heard dragon dictate. I use that as well. You guys all know, because I text you that I use Siri for like 90% of my No, we're a we're technology company. Well, it kind of right. We use a lot technology day-to-day in our jobs We use it we do it for yourself and so you know people type People can you make notes on mobile devices like what's wrong?

People type, people can make notes on mobile devices like this. What's wrong? At our weekly meeting this morning, I saw our, she's our CFR. Our CFO had notes to talk about to everyone in the company. She had written them on her hand. Yeah. She just put stuff in written on her hand. It's a very avant-garde thing to do. I laughed out loud.

I got a few things to talk about. I couldn't help it. I just started laughing. Did she have a phone? She does have a phone. She's got a laptop. I believe a Montreal C-O-O by the way. C-O-O? Yeah. Okay. Cool. And if she's also got a pen and paper. When your hands right there you're gonna lose it to be fed. It's true. You look at your hand all the time. Just for fun. So I'm jealous of people. Right. I'm going to take sliding. Are you guys hungry at all?

Yeah. I was going to take you guys not to eat. I did not have any pizza. I want you a little bit of housekeeping today, if I may, Gus. All right. First of all, in the past, I've talked about how I have a supply of emergency things in my house. How to be a gimmick and is not actually for real use? What does that mean?

No way. You believe that one day you'll be able to. Have I ever brought you over to my house and shown you my emergency supplies? I bought emergency supplies recently. There you go. Look what your company with. That's right. Responsible mature adults.

Dude, I'm t- Neither one of you guys have kids. I don't have kids, but I do. Well, that's fine. You are a kid. So you need to be prepared to get what's the best that can happen. You keep your kids alive for an extra week and then what? What is wrong with you?

Why would you even ask that question? What does that mean? As opposed to what? Just like, oh, the apocalypse just opened the front door and got and played. You know, can't fun. Boone in the ass. Yeah, you keep my life as long as possible. The secret to surviving the apocalypse is not to live a really long time.

It's just to outlive everybody else And then because that is easy. Yeah, it does get it easier Yeah, it's a whole big world out there full supplies actually makes sense now It does if you live two weeks longer than everyone else easy pickins. Yeah What do you think we get to a pop everything start what's an apocalypse? 15% of people I anything over 50 are the lights super bright today am I crazy crazy? Do we have new lights? They're not saying anything to me. No normal and apocalypse isn't just like people dying, but it's like society breaking down There could be 10% of people dead, but if

Laws and people die in the world Chris society will break down. Yeah, I mean like 10% Yeah, like 100 million one out of every 10 people die? Yeah, people will go age shit. I mean, remember Katrina? I mean, I want you to water got in the ground and people started sniping at doctors and hospitals. That was crazy. Okay, so this is, speaking of Katrina, this is my, these are five year self life rations

and they're meant to be kept in like a maritime environment. So you keep them in a boat. In fact, it's covered in warnings about how to use them on a boat like never drink with sea water So don't do that even if you mix the sea water you're not following the rules by keeping them in a cupboard probably That's just their use and I just I use them so they have a five-year shelf life these were manufactured what makes them specific to maritime then? I know I don know I think they're intended for that use but no there's not like it's not like a hundred less than land or anything like that. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a rough lobster. It has a mirror and a flotation device in it. It says instructions for emergency lifeboat, laugh right? Love life

draft. Life raft at sea. Eat one bar every six hours per person. Eat in small pieces too well. So it's not like other emergencies on land. Eat one bar every six hours per person eat in small pieces too well So it's not like other emergencies on land eat one bar every four hours per person eat in small pieces It's just cold. It's not like a chemical heat to to cook the food like it's just bar I'm open it. I've never tried these These were manufactured about a year and a half ago January of last year, so they still have four more years So it's got these little things in it right here. This little nugget. It looks like kind of like a granola bar. Maybe like a part of a regular.

It individually wrapped. But this package here, so this is something they actually packages. So this has for reference, I'm holding something that's about a cube, what do you say about three and a half inches? Cube. Try more than that.

Five? Four. Four inches cubed. Five inches cubed. It's not five. Four. It's fit in my hands. Four and a now, and it's got 3600 calories in this thing So these wait first are 200 calories each so this would last you if you ate 1200 calories a day Which you wouldn't want to do but you could survive on this is three days of food like right here

This is everything you need besides one. What's the flavor? I don't know. I think it's survival flavored Here you go. Have one of those. There you go nice catch Gus I don't know I think it's survival flavored here you go have one of those nice catch Gus Mines you have like Mars a pan. Oh, it's bloody rock solid. Yeah, they're part of it does say to chew it well Can I take a bite? I don't think you're see these at a coffee shop go for it. Don't eat into the mic. So are you allergic to No, God, do you allergic to anything that I know that? No, no, no, no, are you allergic to apocalypse? What's the flavor? Because this thing is like 20% hits it. So why don't we why don't we just eat this crap? Exactly right. So that's like why mr. Ratt was like sushi and I'm doing the house keeping everything cuz I talked about it previously Oh see I don't want to do yeah, I got you so annoyed by the apocalypse

I've put out I'm trying to find yeah see the apocalypse funny game is to break your way from the last one I tried we're like lemon dense lemon bars Here we go funny open it smells like a like a crappy shortbread. Yeah Yeah, yeah, it's got it like maybe a coconut smell. Mm-hmm. Maritime. No, I think there's a lot of coconut oil in it because they can pack a lot of calories in it That's not bad. It's not bad. It's I mean you'd be miserable in this It's like a bad cookie. Yeah, it's like a cookie someone's question. It's not bad. It's like a mediocre cookie It's not bad. It's like a mediocre cookie. It's not bad

It needs a bit hot sauce or something. I could live on sauce. I can live on this if you had to So if you think like push gum to shove I can live a couple weeks on this so for perspective if you have you know 10 of these cubes Then you have a month of food. So a month of food would take up about this much room for someone for one person a month of food Get you through a month Yeah, I'd try to like about it. So what do you so when you shit? Go ahead The stuff you eat always comes out as a smaller piece of shit than what you ate

Yeah, and that thing's ever bigger in shit form. Yeah Speak for yourself. This is game momentum on the way through or anything But like if you ate all of that how big So that was last three days are you saying I poo less than that in three days? Yeah, you'd poo less than that in three days. I want to eat this stuff all the time Yeah, you just saved time on pooing. Yeah, you put out by pooing Well, this is the stuff. I just take a bite all the time Which is now the 100% food which is the replacement stuff

So you don't shake food anymore? I would say no, I make sure I eat a little bit of solid food every day, because I don't want to lose my ability to digest solid food. Yeah, you can see why you want to lose your stuff just food. Matt, I'm worried about that. You go out for a meal with friends and die. I don't want to re-acclimate the food. So, but I got a big bucket.

Go ahead. I'm here in my bucket. No, I was on Amazon. I was like. Buck Chris is big bucket. No, I it was on on Amazon I was like I want to have stuff so yeah, okay And I was like what can I do that? Well, I want something I can like take either put in my car really easily Or just not like bear bear cade the door and then live off my bucket and you know it said it would feed Family I think. Bucket living. I'm fit for you.

We'll get out of the thing. Yeah, I'm fit for you. Like, do you want to do it? I'm not going to put it on the side of a bucket. This is like Chris's life bucket. And it's right by the door. And you're like looking up the window every now and then. Is it the apocalypse?

No, okay. So that's why the bucket. So you would need buckets. And it's, look out one day. It's on fire. You're like, all right, bucket. Now it's our time. It's cool though. Because right bucket now's our time

It's cool though because I also put like a little Oh, man, you're gonna be laying starving the gutter Zombies chasing you or something radiation sickness and here will be fucking Chris coming along with his bucket and then you will apologize to him It is smiling God got put that entire like days with a foodie and it was mouth and now he can swallow it It does a chew it very well. It's like lambus bread. Wait, yeah, it's exactly what it's not it's not as tasty But it's good what if you had lambus bread. I mean as it as described. Oh Why if you just snapped it off and swallowed it like a pill would it expand in your stomach or something? Is why why do you have to chew it so well?

I don't understand that. I don't understand that. It really turns into a paste in your mouth. Like, surely, if you have something like pure coconut oil basically. If you just had this appear in your stomach, surely you'd be, it would last longer because your stomach would have to break it down. No, but it would use more calories. I don't know. It might use more calories breaking it down in your stomach versus chewing your mouth. So you might lose that itchy tooth. Yeah, maybe. So you have to use your muscles to chew though.

Yeah, but you have to use your muscles to chew though. That's true. It has like which customer. Right. I'm using mashing up with a hammer. No, that's not a thing. Yeah, hammer. Running it over in a car.

Just eat your food. What do you guys do in there? But you guys are like running the most efficient apocalypse of all time. We're just trying to make the food last longer. We're on your side. But this stuff, I actually have gas masks believe it or not Wow, that's you know the model X came out for Tesla and it has a bio hazard button. Okay, that's what's that for what is

It's to like air seal the car in Like driving to a bio hazard. That's so cool. It's not cool. It's not cool That is cool though, because you you're like gonna you're gonna be like see a poison cloud and you're like, hang on guys. Go ahead. I'm gonna make it. And then drive right through. And then the car comes through a hole as everyone is suffocating. Exactly right.

The pole you get to the poison cloud. But how much air is enough air to live on? Like if you sealed me in a car, a normal SUV. Am I, is it a weekend? Am I living in an SUV? I'm saying airtight. Yeah, no way. No, it could not last a weekend. I think it depends if you're asleep or not.

Let's just assume like just a normal day. Start off a wake thing and fall asleep. Do I use more when I'm asleep or less? I use less, don't you? It also depends on how high up you are in elevation because there's more Let's just ballpark this guys. You would use way less. See level new Not a Saturday. I'm well rested from the night before. Is it a vacuum?

What does it mean? It's airtight. It's airtight. I bet you couldn't last today. Oh, you're full of it. In an SUV. And you dive what carbon dioxide poison? Well, you would take the cubic amount of air, right? And then every breath is a certain amount. And then every breath in you take like 21% of the oxygen. For 21% you bring out a significant amount of oxygen is 21% of the atmosphere. And you take 6 or 7. We went through this in the Martian.

Yeah, I knew he caused a big problem for himself by breathing out. And one point spoiler. Did you see the movie? I'm not going to move. I saw it. Did you. And one point, spoiler. Did you see the movie? I'm not sure the movie was. I saw it. Did you like it? I liked it. Have you read the book?

Yes. Okay. So as someone who read the book, you'd like the movie. Yes. What's the, you're doing the point that they don't want to think of? The only thing they want to think of is... Well, it's one of those things where, you know, when you read the book, there's a lot more, there's more science, it's denser, there's more problem.

Oh, sure. Yeah. And so, like, I miss some of that, but I understand, like, as a movie, it's like, it's good. It's fun. I watched the movie and I thought, this feels a bit Ridley Scott. And then it was the right spot. Oh, yeah, really? I feel like the perfect way to consume that product if you haven't consumed it yet is probably the audiobook. That's what I did actually. You did the audio. Yeah. Yeah. Like the book is even denser science-wise than the audio book is. Oh, I really, yeah. I want to, I really want to read the book.

I think it is. The audiobooks are in a bridge, though. Well, there's a lot of parentheticals in the book. And I got the book after I got the audiobook. But either way, I think the audiobooks great. Yeah, when you get the book, it's not good. Okay. I haven't seen it.

No, neither does nor I have seen it. I don't visually, it was very nice. And I like the word, the point of movies where you can just totally buy it so I'm not even thinking how they got those shots I'm just like oh yeah it was smart. Yeah maybe I was just wanting to some red desert probably in Africa. Probably a green room and shot all that stuff. Now that's some definite sand stuff. Is there?

Yeah. And you put sand in the green room. Probably the same place they shot red planet to be honest. This is the same feel. Yeah maybe so. We're looking for some pretty cool landscapes right now for a show that we're making So you know you talked about how the Model X has that Biohazard button basically just has like air filter set are really good at filtering out, you know bacteria

Is that what is things in the air? Yeah, by the way not a fan not a fan not a fan of it It's more expensive than the Model S. Did you know that? Yeah, it's bigger. I know, but it's like it's more steel. They're trying to get to the Model 3, which is the $35,000 version that everyone can afford or most people can afford. Yeah. That's kind of the holy grail of electric vehicles. They're going the wrong direction. They haven't scaled yet. They haven't finished the factory to increase their output of batteries. Also those gold wing doors? Did they have on it? That's like a big feature. The doors that go up.

It's not all the doors. Which is the back ones. It's just the back ones. That's weird to me. So the driver door doesn't have it? You nailed it. That's the consumer reaction right there. So everyone's wanting in through the back.

Because it's cooler. It's cooler. And clamber over the front seat. Well, in my car right now. If you put like kids in the back, you don't want them open to the door like banging the shot of your door So it makes sense for that no it does little it isn't a door like the goes like this go out just as far as a door that is this no It like lifts like they can park like it like it wedges

They just slide up they don't like up. They're like hinged up They go up and I think they have a sensor that could tell somehow much space they have yeah, Tesla loves those fucking sensors They're on everything I I read a report on the Google self-driving cause you do not read a report What are you you're sitting down reading reports? What report did you read or is that expression that you're using a news report on a website? What an article a news article. Okay, awesome He was reviewing the Google self driving cause and he was just complaining about how boring it was. I saw one in the parking lot. The guy was two guys were driving around and I stopped him and I was like how can I get in it and they were like you can't I was

like no no I'm serious I want to go on a ride. I was like begging him I was like please let me go and they're like sorry I love sorry, I love this car. Was it like fuck off, creeper? Is it an NDA or something? Huh? You have to assign an NDA to get it. He wouldn't even, he's like, I was like, who do I have to talk to to get into one of these?

It's not just NDA. I mean, I'm sure the technology involved with it is very valuable technology. They don't want lots of random people to serve it. Make it in a car that looks ridiculous. And put it in like an old Volvo. And it drives up and goes, boop boop boop boop.

And it makes like a hovercraft noise. I contacted Google. He didn't ask to get into the car. I was going to surprise you if they let me in and take you with me but they said no. They've been in a robot car and they have been stored. Have you seen them? They're right right around the corner from here. Oh man. You can go see them. Thank thank you. Though, that's really nice. I was gonna take you with me. It's like halfway nice. So the experience was too boring

and the cars drove too safely. That was a bite. Is that exactly what you wanted for a car that's not being driven by someone? Yeah. You want it to be just ordinary. Google lane. You fucked up by not letting me in your car.

I'm giving you a chance right now. You can let me. And Chris, he will not bring his bucket. What we will ride in your stupid car Not me and Gavin the other one will fucking race him So it's it's up to you Google just get back to me. I want one. I would absolutely get one Yeah, I just hope in a car and then it drives me to work How kind of what happens already if it's safe? I just hop in a car and then it drives me to work. That's kind of what happens already. If it's safe for me.

The car is a mess. You already don't drive. I want to replicate my car in experience without inconveniencing anyone else. And it's perfect. You could do that by getting a license. He doesn't want to ruin anybody's morning. He just wants engineers to spend decades of their life perfecting the psychology. This is not just for me

And also I get a lot done as a passenger or in an Uber. I do all my email on the way to work I'm like even who poop you know I do that fun driving actually and I never fight ever Astros I dropped I drive I drive everywhere and like Jesus in the past, I was like, having a great time. Email, you name it. She's doing it. She's doing it.

Well, especially like, I'll start tapping on the map because we're going somewhere, I don't know where we're going. Like yesterday, we went to a puzzle room together. Sorry, Chris. Uh, we all went to a puzzle room. I didn't know where the puzzle room was. So I'm like, where's this puzzle room? And I'm driving down the road. I think I hear footsteps. I didn't know where the puzzle room was. So I'm like, where's this puzzle room? And

I'm driving down the road. I Think of your footsteps. I don't know where she is. She's in the rock band room, I think. She over there. No, she's just practicing. But I know where it was. I made this comment. I don't know where this puzzle room is. She goes she goes. Oh, Is it in the email that they sent for it? And I'm like, yes. And so I'm gonna stop light, get to stop light, so I look up the email, and then we start going again, and then I start typing in the address, and she goes,

she goes, careful, she's gonna be doing that while you're driving. I agree. I was waiting for her to like pick up and do it as well. She's being someone from England and a lot of blanta than Americans. Hey, can you navigate? That's what i do that with the mat all the time and by the way it's always a mistake what because mad holum is great at everything except for when he gets in a car i don't

know what happens i would not trust him in navigate i what happens cuss when mad gets in a car there's one navigation thing i would do trust him with it's figuring out where a fucking on rampant la is yeah if you are not on the freeway you need to get on the freeway and you know what freeway One navigation thing I would do trust him with, it's figuring out where a fucking on-ramp in LA is. Yeah. If you are not on the freeway, you need to get on the freeway and you know what freeway you're looking for, he can tell you how to do that. Think you can do that. Well, I mean, we shot on Laser Team for 40 nights.

We were shooting at night in the freezing cold. Did you ever see Matt get like flustered one time, anything like that? Didn't happen, right? He's cool as a cute. Solid as rock. Gus, you've written in a car with Matt how many times, like maybe didn't happen right? Cool as a cute solid as rock Gus you've written in a car with Matt how many times like maybe half a dozen times maybe you've seen him like yelling at other drivers Let me yell him back at him. Yep. Yeah every time. Yeah One time that woman yelled at him that he had a small dick

I'm not gonna bring that up in particular, but you have a small dick. Because you have a little dick to have. Yeah, that was like the same trip we're guss bolted at the Del Taco. There was E3 2001. That was the Vegas one. Yeah, the Del Taco doesn't exist anymore. So Michael told me he's going to Vegas for the first time. Yeah? Yeah.

For fun or for a particular reason? I think he's going for fun. He's just never meant before. Can you? Okay. What do you mean? It's like a picture someone going to Vegas for for fun. He's just never met before. Can you? Okay. What do you mean? It's like I picture someone going to Vegas for not fun. Well, we got a conventions.

Yeah, I guess. Why would you say Vegas? Did he have a specific reason? Like, oh, for a wedding or, oh, for a, you know, a convention or, you know. I can honestly say I've never been to a wedding in Vegas. So I'm chewing on my food over here. Yeah. I went to a wedding in Vegas. Didn't you get to I went to I went to waiting in Vegas. Didn't

you get to back I went to a wedding in Vegas and it was it was it was the most surreal thing. Yeah, was it back as waiting because like we were waiting we they finished the ceremony. I was at Caesar's Palace. We finished the wedding ceremony that we went over to like the room where the reception was. They weren't quite ready. So we had to stand in the hall as we were standing in the hall. Heather Graham walked by right in front of me. Right. I was supposed to go to that. And as we're standing in the hall, hit the ground walk by right in front of me. Right. And I was like, oh, that's crazy. Then we go in and later Bradley Cooper

and Zach Elf and Akis show up. Because I guess they were all doing a press junket for the hangover three or three product. What was that? It's like, what are the fucking odds? They crashed the wedding. Yeah, they just like show up. That's pretty smart doing a movie in Vegas

because you could just go back there for the press. It's just like an excuse to go to Vegas over and over again for the same thing. I'm done. I spent eight days in a row or nine days in a row of Vegas and that sounds awful. Never going back. I'm completely burned me out. What? To the Grants tiny. I believe it. I don't think she's a real person. Why is it that whenever someone sees a celebrity in real life, they have to comment on their size. Up or down. Have you ever met somebody that like you've seen on television or anything and met them in person and they're the exact same size that you thought they would be? You are the perfect height that I throw you in. Everybody tell you that of the convention game when you're signing anything like, oh, you're the same size that that you would be.

People say I was not a lot shorter than a lot taller. People always comment that I'm a lot taller than they expect. I think all the original guys get that because we're all like, I mean, Jeff and Matt are right about six feet, right? We're all like above six feet basically. Yeah, and so Nathan was six five. So it's like, and Joel Joel as well. So like all of us appeared together and nobody realized how tall we are.

We are. We are just not six five. No, Nathan. Five Joel. Joel's like six one six two. Yes, I'm like that. Yeah. So we're all, we're all up there. Yeah. Here, let me,ollis 6162. Jollis like 6162? Yeah, some like that. So we're all up there. Here, let me read this.

He's 62. What is average height? Let me read this. I think average height is like 5 foot. 5.9. Yeah, 5.9, 5.9, 5.10. I'm going to read this. Hey, guys, let me ask you one more minute.

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turned it on for the first time and we told that story a billion times Time, so those people don't listen to the podcast probably not we're every story. We don't beg in Nebraska. What's that? You went to do a talk in Nebraska. Yeah. Oh, this is actually the last thing to do the lie said You said we're not big in Nebraska. That has everything to do with what you said. No, I mean why you telling me he was there. I know he was there What you told me? No Gavin's wrong Yeah, what are you trying to say I was making a joke. Oh, we're not big in Nebraska So anyway

I went to Nebraska confused, but there's nothing we confused about. Here's a good part about it. That's my, like, as soon as I got back from Lincoln, Nebraska, which there is, and Austin suffers from the same thing. There is not a direct flight in the world that goes to Lincoln, Nebraska. You had to connect from everywhere. You got to Lincoln. And when I got back and stepped off the plane in Austin, to, by the way, some gorgeous weather that we're having right now in Austin.

When I got back, I realized realized I looked at my calendar. I have, I'm not going anywhere. I have like, my calendar's like wide open at this point. I'm nothing in the month of October. I'm not going anywhere. I'm just going to be here. You're going to absolutely go somewhere else. Yeah. And he said that to me, too.

He's like, you're, you're, you're going to be on a plane tomorrow. I'm not telling you to be half to hard. Hey, see, I is. He's bossy. He's type A. The, um, yeah. So I'm sure something I'm coming up. But that's going to be, I think, my last speaking engagement I do for a very long time. Like, very long time. Why?

I did a lot of them for a long time. Like, last year when we were getting ready for laser team, and, you know, we were doing the deal with full screen and everything, I was in, like, basically on a speaking tour of, like, just kind of, one of the problems we always dealt with for years and years at Ruchit, and we're still not over it yet, is that people always like talk, tell us how big we are, how big the audience is, like, they're like, a lot of people don't realize that, you know what I mean, we have a huge audience and a lot of people watch our content,

but it's like in the industry as a whole, like we have to go and convince video game companies, you know, that we have a lot of gamers that watch our stuff and you should get us, not even just just like not even advertise with us, just get us a free copy of the game. I know it in me. I'm so mad today. It's crazy sometimes.

Yeah. And then you get furious when you see like other people with, with, I suck Greg Miller had Yoshi's wooly world and he did a fucking unboxing earlier and I'm sitting here with nothing. Greg Miller, who the fuck is that? The kind of, the kind of coverage we great Miller. Who the fuck is that? The kind of coverage we have a lot by the way is when you see anybody else on social media with something that you don't have You're like the fuck is wrong with this. What's it's such an injustice in the world? I've never I've never felt that way You're full of shit. I've never seen someone with something before me and gone damn it

Let me eventually let me tell you something else If they did a collection of people, whether they were featuring different artists from YouTube, and you were not in that collection of people that was featured, that would not, you wouldn't have a thing somebody to say about that? I might make a little snarky comment, but there's tons of YouTube is why would I be in everything. Well, okay, the snarky comments what I'm talking about. He's not going home and cutting himself. You just want to copy the fucking game, Gavin.

You're taking that too seriously, I guess. It is a thing we talk about. When somebody like, like, if there was a GameStop commercial and they put somebody on it and it's like, we're like, what the fuck, why don't we get that? How come we don't talk to us about that? What the fuck? Yeah. So we artists are.

We just get like real like- You're on head. Yeah, I get in your own head a little bit. That's a good way to put it. I feel like we've been- Hey, you want to do the other half of this? No, we've earned an archstile. Why would you do that own head a little bit. That's a good way to put it I feel like we've been hey one day or half of this no Why would he drink it's rationed you're gonna live survival It's fun to me for eating a day's worth of food and you're up for me on half

I get this only 200 calories another hundred calories right here Holly later half-day, okay, you can have all these criss-not that I've opened it Chip a lot of the buck yes pilot died mid flight Phoenix of red eye from Phoenix to Boston Pilot died. They say how how you know they didn't say and you can say whether or not He died in the air or once they were on the ground They landed they had to divert to Syracuse Do you think that the co-pilot who has to take over if the pilot dies is like trying extra hard not to die? Yeah, the things out he's like locked, right? I'm now the only one.

Keep living. You know, they say how old he is. I don't know. I don't think they really see it. Does it matter now? Well, it's like if he died and he was 28, then that's like that's a weirder. Yeah.

You know, so I wonder in that case, if like, let's say, I don't know what the procedure is for this. Let's say commercial flight, but this flight, pilot becomes incapacitated. He can no longer perform his duties. What do they do with him? Do they have to bring a flight attendant to come in with his question in the pilot seat?

Or do they put the pilot? Do they put him on the ground? That's probably like a cupboard. No, yeah. I'm covered. Here's how they sell that. That's a lot of wasted space. I can tell you how they sell that problem.

Eject. That's what they do. They fire him out. I imagine they would just prop them up in one of the bugs and lock it God what no There's I know on international flights That some of the airlines have places to store bodies if they die. I believe Singapore Airlines has out in the a380 I believe you are correct. I'm so more comfortable than a seat But also on top of the dinner, you know, there are crew quarters. Yeah.

Like there's a little space with beds for the crew to sleep. But still, it's like, so then, that, so then assuming they move the pilot somewhere else, the incapacitated pilot, can you imagine the pressure on that other person who has to take his seat? Even if they're not doing anything, it's like they just have to sit there and not fuck anything up. Like, they just sit there. In a chair that someone just died it. Right, and don't touch anything. If someone tells you to flip a switch, you flip a switch. But why wouldn't they just keep him in the chair thinking about it? Because I think they need to have two people in the cockpit. I think it's not driving cars. You've got to have somebody at the wheel ready to grab it. Well, I mean the co-pilot's

at the controls, the other person's dead. Not to co-pilot anymore, it's got you gotta have somebody at the wheel ready to grab it. Well, I mean the co-pilot is at the controls. The other person's dead. Not the co-pilot anymore. I've got a promotion. Okay, the pilot. The other person's just waiting, right? Well, but stand behind the dead pilot. I think it's one of those things too, where it's like, it's a safety thing where it's like,

he's falling asleep and you're shaking. Behind the pilot, like in your lap? Like you're bi- It's like, it's like, it's way too easy make it a clay pot and ghost Around him controlling that you stick Way for the next pilot to biff it All I think is like they would be so intense for the one pilot It's like you're got like you this is why you have it you have Double the amount of people you need to fly the plane in case something goes wrong something goes wrong

You no longer have double the amount of people you need to fly the plane in case something goes wrong. Something goes wrong. You no longer have double the amount of people you need to fly the plane. Right. You got to get someone else in there. No, we super tense. So for that one person, oh, who would see other jackass? It's going to take over for the pilot. You're going to need like the head flight attendant or some dude from first class. They would probably have flight attendant.

I mean, like when the pilot, when a pilot goes to the laboratory, they have to have a flight attendant walk into the cockpit as well as yes one person yeah and it's like a safety thing yeah yeah as they could lock the door and then go right like the air Egypt guy did right was air Egypt uh... then no you know you use german wings more recently

is that what it was okay air you just got they were actually both were in the got the right to fight each other yikes what a nightmare what a close space for scuffle have you ever heard about that? I may have talked about it a few weeks ago That FedEx flight where a FedEx employee Got onto the plane. He said you know, he asked for a ride. Oh, yeah

He tried to kill the crew and they got it. They got into a fight in the cockpit Yeah, he took a hammer in and a like a spear gun and tried to kill them Yeah, he hit the two pilots in the head with the hammer. Was he like in the bag opening FedEx back then? He's like a spear gun. Let's do this. The turned on like the the flight engineer and like they just ended up fighting and I've seen pictures of the plane and it's just and the pilot eventually regains consciousness and like tries to start doing like barrel rolls and shit. Barrow rolls. Yeah, there's just blood all over the

the the place. So who no, there's just blood all over the the So who no, it's excuse me who was the guy fighting the crew? He was also a FedEx employee So you just got like just called an employee. Yeah, he was you're gonna be seriously disgruntled We're starting beating the shit out of a plight pilot that is flying the plane of your interest Insurance this family right right here's trying to oh he's trying to die. He was trying to make a look And that's why he took a hammer cuz it would look like blunt force trauma And that they wouldn't be able to tell that anything had happened and it would just look like they died in the crowd. Oh shit That's such an asshole thing to do. That's mega asshole man. That's pretty bad

So yeah, there was a there was a air disasters about it recently. Oh, it was pretty good You it must suck to wake up from like a concussion knockout and try and fly a plane. And then try and kick up someone and then yeah, sweat in it around. You can see that if you go online and you look up those people in those slingshot rides. And then you know, it's like the bungee reverse bungee where they like pull the pod down and there's two people sitting in the pod and they let it go to fires up. You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, yeah, right? Like I'm done on that. Oh, something. No, they just take connected to things and they bounce up and down for a little bit. This is not like the release thing. They put the tether and they pull them back. It's not like shooting them like a catapult or anything like that. But they just spring up and down.

But it goes a really high distance. And a lot of people pass out on it. But the ride lasts about a minute and a half of go bouncing back and forth up and down. And there's always a camera right there too. So you see the person pass out. And then inevitably after the G-forces subsideided, they wake up and there's midair. They always freak out with my grab band.

And they always say, oh, maybe you wake up on that ride. And it's like, what if you dream in between? My favorite is the assholes who all run that ride will do things like they'll throw a bolt out under the guys, like right before they get released and and be like and then it's so they hear something fall and they're like looking around the guy walks I'm like oh here it is it just fell off and then they they release them and let them go up into the air. It's like the guys who like throw a loose bit of rope off after a bungee jump. Yeah. Oh shit. It seems dangerous too. I mean it's a why would you put anything like someone's gonna like throw off their form or anything like that?

I just did that recently did that indoor skydiving. Yeah, you really? Yeah, I did it Ashley and I went and did it dude the tweez go Guys like a bunch of teenagers in love like whether we're a little activities that you do Like puzzle rooms in this skydiving. Yeah, we've been having fun. You went to the puzzle room too. You can't make fun of him for that. Yeah, but I was invited You still went yeah, it was still it you because you were going by the way it was like people that got both of you to one it blown away when I saw you in that it was fun I almost pulled the hermit trifecta I almost got a Ryan to go he dropped out last minute because you couldn't

get a sitter you didn't almost get Ryan to go I know I I know I Go in see we have nine people but you're allowed to have ten that was fun. Well, that looks fun We only have we only have space for one more person Sorry, Chris. We only we never knew if you wait to see for a person But we Barber didn't invite me the last time I talked about puzzle rooms and told her and didn't you go in that one? I did go on the last one. Well, there you go. We saw your yeah we saw your picture there yeah yeah we did good except for the last we did the same place you guys did the villain one everyone complained about the exact same thing about your run yeah I bet we yeah we had a boss like a Harry Potter knockoff

oh I was it was wizard school of course Blaine was ruining the presentation of it for the poor lady yeah because it was all like non-Harry Potter stuff and he was like, is that like a Dumbledore? Very good. You guys have a good time. Where are you in that? What do you mean where is he? I'm the one on top of him.

He says very cool. Honestly, you're so like flamboyant, I just ignored it. I was looking for like someone more quiet. That's a lot of fun. So, speaking of federal express Express going back a little bit I recently found out why American Express is called American Express. It started off as a postal service as a parcel service. Really? Mm-hmm. I didn't know that. And then it evolved and became I think the first credit card. Oh, I was thinking of American Eagle. The clothing company. Yeah, I was like, huh, they went from a...

Is that more interesting? I don't know, it's a little more interesting. Do you see American Eagle was a clothing company? It is. American Eagle outfiters. Oh, okay. When he just went to America, I thought about the airline. But I used my Chris Brain Engage and I go,

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Piano, butter, liquid gold. But never, honestly, never a recorded instance of anyone poisoning, hollowing candy and handing it out to strangers that's never ever happened. Did you hear about the Minecraft streamer? Oh god, but his butt is in the hall. Oh, he's in the hall. I saw that video. Yeah, like he was like messing with him. He got an oil lighter as a gift and he was showing it off on his webcam to the live streamers. Did you get everyone of viewers? I don't know who he got where I'm gonna buy those from

all my favorite and he filled it with oil lit it and it just like exploded in his head basically started two fires it started a fire that's the big mistake yeah he talked about the back to the back to the back of tissue and then he takes the bag of tissue into the corner and throws cardboard boxes on it I'll smother it with cardboard. It's like, it's like, it's going to say, streaming pro tip. If you're going to be on camera, move the enormous bag of used tissues just a little bit on camera.

Just for everybody's sake. That's a lot of specimen. So he burned down his apartment with his, he burned down. Oh, he burned down. He burned down. Everyone's given him shit for the way he handled this. And I'm sure he was panicked. But surely in panic situations,

you just do raw instinct. And his instinct was to put cardboard boxes over it. Maybe the fire hypnotized him. It was like a god to him. What is it? It's a DMC. I did anyone die? Yes, one person died.

Oh no, somebody died in that. Yeah, it burned three different apartment buildings. Multiple people had to go to the hospital and one of his neighbors died. Oh, I didn't know that that's all that's really off Can you imagine if they're watching the stream? They probably would have known they'd probably be a little more alert That's yeah, that's crazy. They're like I would an idiot No idea the other parking lot with the guy covered the blanket I said, no idea, you're not the parking lot with the guy covered in a blanket. And all so much stuff.

So long, you're basically going, I'm a huge fan. I've always bought fire extinguishers from my house. I've never had to use them. And I've always thought maybe it was a waste of money, but then I watch that. Like, no, I'm absolutely glad that I have fire extinguishers. I'm pretty sure I'm fire extinguished or less at my house. I'm pretty sure. I need to get fire extinguished. I'm pretty sure everyone's fire extinguisher at home because they're not like workplace ones. They're like many ones. Like you could fit under the sink. I'm pretty sure I need to get some fire to which I'm pretty sure everyone's fire extinguisher at home because they're not like Workplace ones they're like many ones like you could fall into the sink. I'm pretty sure that useless. No

No, all right. They're still fun Fun or effective because I want a fire extinguisher to be effective like they absolutely so fast I know in like in high school me my friends would Go on get little fire extinguishers and play with them. Oh my God. Okay, first of all, there's just basically three different kinds of fire extinguishers. And two of them are perfectly fine to play with. And like, you know, it can spray people.

One is the CO2 ones that's the big fog ones. Yeah. That's like the ones we had on Immersion. And I made sure we tested those. The other kind is the ones that just have a water in them. Those are super old school, the pressurized water. You can spray those. We used to do that my grandmother's apartment building.

Every time they replace the fire extinguishers, it's like taking kind of spray each other. It's like a lural and hardy skip. It's a very kind, which is the chemical sand, whatever the hell that is in it. The fun stuff. That is awful. Well, I guess our foam wants to.

I consider it like the CO2 ones, but no, there's just like foam stuff that some of these fire extinguish spray out. And it's like, it dries out the air I don't know how else the scrap is like sucked every bit of moisture there I was waiting to see which one you said was the one not to play with and I was gonna cross reference that with the one fire extinguisher I fired it Dan same one was it the powder one that just odd and did he hack and cough for hours call for hours. Yeah, I love how you're laughing about it. You almost done. He can breathe anyway. I've never seen a phone fire extinguisher.

Yeah, it's like type A type B and type C, right? I feel like I've seen it, but I've never encountered a phone fire extinguisher. Not that I fire a bunch of fire extinguishers, but you know, what do those look like? They all look the same don't they they just have like different no like other things were yeah that's not racist the opposite of racist they all look the same it's different kinds different things all flights fire extinguishes I don't see a difference between fire extinguishes they're just all fire extinguishes okay here are here are the different types and they're they're denoted by the band on the fire extinguisher,

at least in the UK. In Australia and New Zealand, they do it by band on there, and in the UK, they do it by different colors. But in the US, that's only one that matters. There's an A in a green triangle, ordinary solid combustible, a beast fire extinguisher for flamble liquids and gases, sea fire chingleshirt is for energized electrical equipment. That's probably your phone one right there. And then D is for combustible metals.

What's like a bustable metal, like magnesium. Magnesium, yeah. You say magnesium or you say some stupid British pronunciation of it, I said magnesium. Like magnesium. And then a K, there's a K fire chingleshirt, that's for oil and fats. So K would be for kitchen.

It is K for kitchen. I don't know if the one I have is for my... They have, it's all a new monoctypise. A is for ash, for solid combustibles. B is for barrel, I don't know what that means. C is for current, for electrical stuff. And then D is for combustion, D is for dynamite. I'm not spraying, I'm firing two and a stick of dynamite that's lit.

I'm getting the hell out of there. I don't really want to aggravate dynamite with force. Yeah. That would be a fun thing to do for a immersion. Maybe immersion like light something, light a fuse and see if you could stop it from reaching the thing. Like have faux dynamiteite but a real fuse. See what I found out? We were trying to blow up different liquids.

If you take one of those firecrackers, it's just a wee, the summer grass. Yeah. Slime. If you take one of those firecrackers and weigh it down and drop it into water, the fuse will still go. If you drop it into gasoline, it goes out. What? Yeah. Wait wait. So you're saying if someone has a stick of dynamite, you're going to get a gasoline. Quick put in gasoline.

Well whatever that particular fuse was made out of it couldn't, it couldn't stay igniting. Follow up question. Sure there's a very good reason for that. Why are you throwing fire crackers in gasoline? Yeah really why did you discover that? To make an explosion. What do you think?

What kind of question is that? You're talking about like petrol or diesel petrol Wow, okay? Do you see the guy who that's dangerous dude? That's dangerous. Do not mess around with gas and fire just don't do it small amounts are very About how safety checks sure you are very thorough You have seen it. You're gonna be fucking kidding me you left because Dan almost died You were literally laughing about it a second ago covered We covered him like burning oil at one point. I remember.

We had a B type fire extinguisher on the staff box. It's for Merrill. For your beard. There was a guy at a gas station who was filling up his car and he saw a spider and he decided to kill the spider with a fire. With a lighter. Yeah.

Oh, what? So we tried to lighten the spider on fire and he did. It was right on his car and the guest. It was like on his car next to the guest. Have you not seen that video? Oh my god. Oh my god. And then it's on fire.

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It itself catches the fire so he starts shaking it and then it starts throwing fire And then he like throws it to the side and makes an arc of fire The cover's a mayor People and they'll go running away Badger goes even if I get five now, so it's you prove his point You really proved his point while you look that up, I want to read this. I want to, before we get too far away from it. And you can read that because I'm really interested in what you have to read there.

But what's ironic or what's interesting to me about the Minecraft streamer who lit his house on fire, the very first video I ever saw for Minecraft was the dude in the game. Like, that lit his house on fire. Yeah. And that's how I first learned about that game. It's all that game looks like fun. I was like, why is that a big deal? Did he make did he find all that stuff and build that house himself?

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I'm not fooling around. Like what's the factor? And why don't girls have it? Mariel, why don't you have one? I don't know. Like we answer. She could not. Let me think this should not know.

Do you want me to look it up? Hey Patrick, I sent you that world's worst fire demonstration. Do you want to see it? Yeah, let's see it. Yeah. Oh. It's already bad. Oh

This already bad We're just gonna say this was this was Rome. I hear you guys this is it this is it so you got a canister with some fuel in it Oh god, they like oh nope, but he throws this thing Good lord oh my god, I love his reaction was just chockhead thing. He took it right into the crowd. Oh my god. That's a trained professional. No, everybody's okay. Yeah. So imagine how we do react. But we just talking about. You were going to let them sample.

Yeah, Adam's apples. Um, you want to take guesses before? Like what it is? It's going to be something to do with it. I think it's just not making your voice deeper or something. So if I pulled it out, would you not talk as deep? It's a weak spot, right? I told you.

That's the only reason it exists. I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that Like what it is it's gonna be something I think it's just Not making your voice deeper or something cuz if I pulled it out would you not talk as deep? It's a weak spot right? I told that's the only reason it exists Okay, Adam Dabble is it on the inside of the suffigates for the trachea or the outside? I think it's on the outside. I think it's on the outside too if it was in your suffigates it feels like the goals would be able to eat faster It makes sense what all Alright, that's it. We're done 344 episodes.

That was it. You saw it. Right here. We experienced it together. Anybody want to guess what the actual official name of the Adam's apple is? Appalya, Adamio. It is the Laryngeal prominence, often referred to as the Adam's apple. A feature of the human neck is the lump or

Perchusion that is formed by the angle of the thyroid cartilage Surrounding the larynx your prominence looks really good today. It's very prominent. It looks very prominent. I Know where my larynx is What's the larynx? Right, yeah, I'm getting that but it's like I couldn't like if you said draw a larynx on a piece of paper I was like a I draw some sort of cat if that's if it's like a valve of any sort That'd be accurate. I think for you. That's it Everything on the inside looks like a vagina Everything on the inside go ahead. Well, everything's like valve looking isn't it?

And it's like breeze through it. It just looks like I think our scenes with gynas look like valves Do you get you get turned on like looking at your water hose like the little thing So Larry's is just the vocal cords that's the whole shabang there Is it oh yeah because because when you lose your voice when you get laryngeitis is it yeah because we could lose your voice when you get laran jitus i'm what's got that is where we're breaking this down here is a lose your voice when you get hit in the head and you get knocked out

someone don't call it laran jika is that happened someone on twitter is saying that you also lose your voice when you die flying in it the atoms apple is a secondary sexual characteristic for men that's just that we know that though. So it's just for like, it's just amazing. Secondary to what? What's our primary? It says, the Adam's Apple is a secondary sexual characteristic for men like boobs are for women.

I need some, I need some, that's some sources. That's not, or some of our companions. I would not compare this to a boob. Yeah, I don't know any go who thinks an Adam's Apple is attractive. You and Adam's Apple's, Maryl? No, she is not. Right? She's apples, Maryl? No, she is not. Right. She was very quick on the answer. Absolutely not. Can you imagine if you had to wear like special clothes to cover up and like hide or like show a little parts of

your Adam's apple? Maybe that's why this is the cleavage right here. You're like trying to show off like this a little bit. Yeah. So in the American South, this Quentin Wikipedia, in the American South, the Adams Apple is colloquially referred to as the Guzel. Nope. Never heard that in my life. The Guzel. Oh, it's got a bunch in the Guzel. What? I don't know, doctor, my Guzel just been so lately. It's like you're hitting on a girl at the bar and your buddies like, hate goozle. Pay attention. Goozle oozing.

I can't find what's the primary sex character is command. I don't know. I don't know. I'm a kid. I don't want to make sure I'm checking all the boxes. You know, that's how I'm saying it. I'm going to make sure I'm checking all the boxes I Gotta make sure your goosle looks good to your penis looks good

Goosle it is with that has something how like an attractive thing on a go can be the emission of something Like wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Tractor something on a girl can be an emission. I'm sorry I'm gonna do this whole mission. Oh mission. Okay, okay totally there. A tractor's gonna be on a girl can be an emission? I'm sorry, I was gonna make a mission. An omission of something. Okay, okay, totally different. I thought I was emission, I was okay. I don't think the lack of an Adam's apple is attractive.

No, but like it goes smooth neck is attractive. And like it goes lack of penis. Even though there's no, you're not seeing anything. It's all about. You just can see that there's no penis there. It's attractive, isn't it? As a straight man. Yeah. What? So it's so let's say you could say your penis is a lack of a vagina. It's all your frame of reference. That's what I'm laughing at. A penis is external and it like bulges through jeans but the lack of that is attractive to me. But what about what? No, but it works.

It works the opposite of the way the boobs are the the increase of a chest versus like there you go. There you go. There you go. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, this your perfect woman. There's nothing going on down there. The lack of everything.

But you slide. What is that? It's a Barbie. Like put that back up again. Look at the look at What is that? It's a Barbie. Put that back up again. Look at the distance between her thighs for a Barbie. I never really got the whole, I'm sure they measured the proportions of Barbie. I thought it was ridiculous. But I could see it there.

That's absolutely ridiculous. Also, that waist to hip ratio is crazy. Well, that's what they always say, but I guess I've just seen so many ridiculous cartoons and stuff. And I've seen women in like corsets, like real women in in those and I've seen that on our person. That's ridiculous though That looks to somebody with a hip condition that her legs are so far apart So you don't know what I'm talking about We just let the the lack of a penis is what makes a woman attractive

I think we're all going along just like the physical look of that, but what about booze? Oh, booze are the... Do you think about that? Every time you're attracted to woman, woman, is that what you think though? Or you think that's an attractive woman? Or do you walk up the legs and go, hey, nice, no dick. What's your name? I'm not a bitch.

I'm not a bitch. I mean, I noticed you got nothing down there. Good health, but notice, you don't have a penis because I looked at your pants. I think, and I happen to find that very attractive. I think I'm not wrong But I don't know how to explain it What you're saying is that it makes total sense to me though You're saying that you find something attractive due to its absence of something. That's exactly what I'm saying

Yeah, like something is attractive because it doesn't have something Where's normally you don't know like you don't think it kittens cute because it doesn't have something where's normal you don't know like you don't think it kittens cute because it doesn't have Horns That kind of so people are clarifying that secondary sex characteristics aren't necessarily attractive. It's just that they appear after puberty So care as well, I guess right right. So you don't get your Adam's apple until after puberty. I think I guess really Yeah, it comes in hot so you so the crispest thing about the deep voice might have something to do with it And also someone else is saying that both males and females actually have Adam's apples But they're just more prominent in males. Oh, what a bummer because everybody thinks it's that's like an indication

That somebody's a dude and I'm sure there's a lot of ladies out there who have a prominent Adam's apple because it actually physically anatomically exist in women. Right. Is that what you're seeing there? That's what they're saying. It doesn't bulge out. Well, it's like it's not a prominent. It's not a prominent. It's not a prominent. It's not a layering you'll prominent. It's a Guzel. It's a Guzel. Guzel. Yeah, there's a quite a few people saying that actually. So that's interesting. That's going to be a pain in the ass. I wonder if like were a person who had a prominent Adam Zappel, a lady, could you get that reduced in some way? I have it like a tip-toe, because it's your neck. Yeah, they don't do a lot of plastic surgery right next, do they?

Um, no. Look at my neck now. What would you have done? I got a good neck. I don't know what you're supposed to do. I also have that loose skin, like, kind of done, right't know. I saw a picture of Michael Moore the other day like I'm I'm I'm I was dude I'm like half Irish so Irish people tend to wear a lot of weight in their face anyway and I've got that in my

family but if I got to the point where I got like the big like George Lucas thing or the what Michael Moore's got now I would have to do something about that I think I would have to do something about that it would just be a noise Like a peach I read your tweet. I think it would be annoying to spill stuff on your neck In if it was big like when when you like miss with food it just goes down your chin. It's like Yeah, see If he likes spilt food it would go on his neck Oh

I'm reading Twitter guys and I'm both read Twitter. Oh, we're looking at my That's even like this is the recent one with his where to invade next. He's a he's reached a whole new level We speak of new levels the Twitter service got a new CEO. They got Jack is now their CEO Jack Dorsey Jack Pettilla. Hey, so I got I would imagine Jack Tilo doesn't like him either because he's never gonna get the Toro Jack ever because the one of the founders of Twitter and now the CEO of Twitter is named Jack. But I saw the same old German I've always wanted to talk about this on the podcast.

This is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen on Twitter and this happened. I don't even know what the dates are. Do you know the dates on that thing Patrick? On that picture that picture I sent you? Do you get that picture I sent you about from Twitter looking for it oh shit I sent it before the podcast yeah so this exchange happened July of last year July this year July this year 24th of July this year this guy this guy was made the CEO of Twitter and Chris

we're gonna roleplay here in a second. So get ready. And Kim Kardashian or Kim Kardashian west as she is known now. She made the following tweet and I'll you play you read Kim Kardashian and I'll read Jack. Before he was CEO. Okay. I just emailed Twitter to see if they can add and edit features that when you misspell something you didn't have to delete and repose. Let's see. He replies at Kim Kardashian. Great idea. We're always looking at ways to

make things faster and easier. You're fucking kidding me. Nine years that that service is existed and they're just like that. So he's going to say publicly that's their first discovery of fucking edit feature is that Kim Kardashian brought it up? Great idea. Great idea. You can edit text. What a fucking phenomenal idea. You could tell they just wanted to talk to Kim Kardashian.

You know that's exactly it. By the way, did she misspell misspell? How do you spell misspell? I believe she smelled it correctly. Is it two S's? Yeah, I think so. Miss, yeah, I wouldn't be, yeah, misspell. You're making me, you make

me second guess. It just looks funny from if some reason. I also wish you would tell you like I'd everybody's tweet like a little number at the bottom like how many characters they used. Why? Because she put you in there, the letter you instead of spelling out you. Oh, see, one issue is scrambling for the character. Yeah, was she here? It wasn't like, it wasn't really necessary. The really aggravating thing about that is her tweet about like thinking about an edit feature, what a what a deep thought that was, they think, wow, we can edit text. That has 61,000 favorites and 30,000 retweets. That's an engaged group of followers. That's unbelievable. That's a lot of engagement on Twitter. I see a lot of people with many followers who make a tweet

and just really get nothing, like very small engagement. They say it's one of the best indications of people who have bought followers. I don't know how you do that. I guess you just go like pay a service. But I always figured if you do that, they're just like, call them out anyway,

or something like that. But yeah, you can look at the number of people that favor a tweet versus the number of people that actually follow the person. Like, there's people that have like millions of followers, they'll put up a post, and it's like two people favorite it. It's kind of strange. Yeah. Yeah.

High-volume level. Yeah. I see it a lot. I'm always wary of that. You know, like you say, people can buy followers or buy social media following like how do people throw money into a very social media things just to try to inflate themselves and get free copies of games that i didn't get greg miller ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You deserve you do you deserve them. Hey, once you tell me something You hit me in the head with a bottle. What? Do you tell the story on the RTX podcast give me the rest of my little lambas bread?

Stop being a tough. No, I want to shut up Don't you have a photo shoot coming up? Yeah, no giving the Capture I understand what it captures and I understand what it does except I keep running into a caption a place where I don't understand Why they have a capsule there? Oh? Oh, let me guess let me guess let me guess let me guess By my fine a plane why do they know the fuck is there a capture there? On a Wi-Fi on a plane. Why is that exist?

Would they be running bots to buy Wi-Fi like? Who wouldn't be here? It's on the it's on the payment page Yeah, it's on the payment page after you pay Then you tap in the capture then you get access it made on the payment page. After you pay, then you type in the capture, then you get access. It made me not want to buy the Wi-Fi. I was like, who do you think? I'm glad I'm not the only person that does bother you.

It's by far the most bizarre place to see one of those. Yeah, we should explain it better. We haven't explained it really, have we? Well, when you log on to use Wi-Fi in a plane, they ask you account information, like your address and your credit card information. Go go to the inflight. You do all that in flight.

It's like eight bucks to have Wi-Fi on a domestic flight. Then it comes up and says, Hey, here's a cap show. Type it in. But it's always five letters and you just type it in and then you say, Okay, now you can have access. But it's a whole different step that it makes you go through after you've paid for the service. Like, want to make sure that you're a human on a plane. Yeah, it's only like after you've already paid. Yeah, there's only a couple of hundred people who can possibly be doing that. Or let's just say somebody's like, gets into first class, they have a fucking laptop,

they set it up, it's got 80 bots on it that all log on to the why I find the plane. Why would they wanna stop that? Like what's that person doing? Like what's the, is it just they just put it in because they feel like they have to? But it's on the payment page. So it's like, I want to stop 80 bucks from paying.

That's what I'm saying. Just let it happen. What's the behavior that they're preventing there with the cap? Nothing, there's nothing. I don't think I can think of. I'm, there's gotta be somebody who's asking for this. I've thought about this before.

It's weird because you're in a captive like, you're in a position where it's like you're waiting for your wife, why am I doing this? I don't have to do this capture thing on anything else any other internet You can tell where I'm convinced every node in a hotel is like a Russian hacker set it up I'm convinced of that and yet there's still no caches on it. We hotel. Wi-Fi. Yeah. Yeah, no I'll always use a hard line I will look in my room and I will find these are cable and I will always

I've got a thunderbolt to eat for that. Yeah, I'm having I fact I used to I used to do that I used to go through all the cable and I will always Do you have a thunderbolt to eat for that? Some thunderbolt to don't happen I fact I used to do that, I used to go through all the trouble I got it right here Why is that in your pocket? I had to use it earlier I want you, I want in my bag Are you really glad I asked you if I had that? What are we coincidence?

Yeah, I travel with that everywhere And I also have a VPN service I use So I connect then immediately VPN Just for no reason, just other than to I'm completely, I was trying to steal much. I can still have through a VPN. And it's a lot harder though. If they're had, if they're between like someone who has one and does it, yeah, they're like, we'll screw this guy. We'll go the next person. Right.

Yeah, I just I see how wide is safer than Wi-Fi. Wi-Fi just broadcast your shit out to everywhere. And we can listen to it, especially if it is safer than Wi-Fi. Wi-Fi just broadcasts your shit out to everywhere. Anyone can listen to it, especially if it's an open Wi-Fi with no password? Yeah, it's rather an Apple. I mean, a hotel. They're almost all open. Like, you put up, like, there's no,

what I'm saying, no password to connect into the network. Oh, right, but there's like a latest step. Right, okay, that's it. That's a good way. Later step to get access. Patreon got hacked. All everybody's information I gone. So people who donated the everybody if you have an account on Patreon, everything's been hacked. Thanks Greg Miller.

I'm sure it's his fault. Patreon.com slash kind of funny. Is that like Patreon? Who's like the leader of Patreon? Like who has the most most? Oh, like who is Jack Conti? That's the guy started the Pomplemus guy started patreon really? I didn't know that the bearded skinny dude from Pomplemus is one of the founders of patreon That you didn't know that I did not know how to know that Pomplemus can Kardashian told them was a good To take with all the jacks. How do I is that like cute girl and the way she sings? Natalie Don. Is that her name? Natalie?

Natalie spelled out the Y? Yeah, and then Jack Conti, yeah. I'm a big fan of Humble Moose. They're early stuff. There's lots of cool. I like how much original stuff I've done. I'm a typical shithead fan where I haven't kept up in a little while, but I will go catch up on this stuff.

So. I feel like, they make me. Whoa. I feel like everyone's heard of them. Like, yeah, so I feel like loads of people have heard of them. Like loads of just sort of regular people, not even nerds have heard of them. Yes, Natalie Donne. Fucking nail it. Fucking nail the Natalie Donne and Jack Conti. Let me see if you can preach your own Jack Conti. He's probably one of the early guys but not the only guy

Um, good or sad money in that by the way. Did they take what you got money in that by being on patreon? Indigo makes a lot of money. We did very well with our crowdfunding campaign made a lot of money They take a lot they take a lot of slides to percentage what percentage to the patreon? I I don't know I don't know I don't know patreon I I've been told like everyone knows what YouTube take. I know you're not supposed to talk about it actually, but it's like you just sign up and they tell you to. Yeah, but I think that the idea is that you can like negotiate different rates and stuff like that too depending on what you do. But I will say that the common thing that people say is if you're going to do anything crowdfunded, whether it's, you know, Indiegogo Kickstarter, Patreon,

that you should like take the number whatever you have and knock like anywhere between 10 and 20% out of it completely and really somewhere between 15 and 20% because of credit card stake money, the service takes money, and then the biggest thing that nobody really knows about is the number of declines that you get from credit cards, then you get tons of declines from those services. Be like, oh fuck out, look at that. They're going to reboot Shenmue, thousand bucks. Then, because we're going to be charged with like, uh, uh, uh, rents do. Oh, my credit card charging go through. I'm not going to go bother with that.

Like, they don't want not going to follow up to like, make sure they get adequate payment information. But pay me the same charge later. Yeah. Well, it depends on the model. One of the things I like about any go-to is to be charged. They charge the moment you do it. That makes sense.. That's like Kickstarter charges at the end like one big batch There's a drawback to that though. I didn't a lot of studying crowdfunding last year

So the drawback is that if you charge right away then people's like it takes the money from their account They've made their commitment and it's all good. It works the way it should The benefit of waiting to charge everything until the end of the campaign is that you can then modify the campaign as you go and add items in. We just went through fulfillment of a lot of the physical goods for the laser team campaign and like the challenge coin was one of the ones that keep people seeing tweet to me. That was something we had to add in just as a separate unit because we couldn't add it into packages. Like we couldn't like layer it in and say, oh, if you want the challenge coin, just contribute

another $20 to the campaign and we'll do it or something like that. We had to add it in a separate level. And people had to make multiple donations instead of just upping their pledge. So that's way it works. Someone is saying that the capture is probably to prevent people from saying they didn't intend to pay for Wi-Fi. If you put your credit card in, I think you're pretty much intended. But it's a good person who's got a good rationale that could be the reason for it.

But you don't do that anywhere else. It's all Amazon doesn't ask you for it. Oh my, I didn't say someone I pressed purchase. Whoops, didn't want to. Doesn't make any sense. Yeah, I don't know. Conti, Conti, Conti, Conti, Conti, Conti. Is a multi-instrumental, instrumentalist, songwriter, entrepreneur and filmmaker based in the San Francisco Bay Area who lives off the sales of MP3s online. Conti has recorded two EPs, names of the EPs,

and released in along with the compilation video songs volume one through the iTunes store. Conti is also the co-founder of Patreon. Oh, that's mentioned last. I guess so. By the way, he put out two albums. He's also the founder of patreon So there you go I got one more thing to read

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Okay, Junior.com, so that's kind of funny games. Uh, when I didn't get a chance to talk about this, last week when I was talking about Japan, but I did something really cool there. I'm, I do something I don't like, where it's like, I'm really cynical about a lot of things. And I'm like, I'm really, I'm really chated.

I feel like that's not, that's not healthy, right? Don't choke Bernie, please, I know you. I almost choke. You said it. I'm out of the food there. You just realized that? I know it, I know it, but I know it's not a healthy beef. I don't think I did it.

You may be like, oh shit. It's really rare that like I'm genuinely a fan of something. And there's some Japanese YouTubers. I'm really a huge fan of. And I got a chance to meet them while I was out there. Are the guys who did the hamburger challenge? Oh my god, I saw your photos of this. I knew you was out there. The other guys who did the hamburger challenge. Oh my god. I saw your photos of this.

I knew you were in heaven. The wheel. I'm wearing the shirt. And they're the guys who took me to the horse restaurant to eat horse. And how they had a view? Yeah, they've heard of this, chief. So it was really cool. It's a lot of great, it's a lot of great.

It's a lot of great. They asked if I wanted to do a challenge with them, you know, film video. But I was in, I didn't have nearly enough but as I was in I was I didn't have Nearly enough time while I was there so we didn't get to film anything But I told them that they should come to Austin and and we should film something. I'm right here, but I'm way too busy So just come all the way to They want to do it. Oh, yeah, so we'll see if we can get it we can get them out here. They were awesome It was really really crazy. Can you imagine taking

Three dudes from Japan and like feeding them Austin cuisine for a weekend Like make them go to that challenge they went there because I mean they were doing with American fast food Which is like okay? It's it's decadent But actually I think fast food is like you it's meant to be like you tear through it pretty fast But like if we did that same thing with them at the Salt Lake and Rudeys, you know, and a bunch of barbecue places They did the downside is they did barbecue in Australia for some reason They did a barbecue challenge. I told them no barbecue is huge in Australia. Yeah, we could maybe do tacos here something Yeah, if I just want a few places. I think that they call it

barbecue Besides America We really call elsewhere. What do they call it? Like the willing just meat. Yeah, what do they call it in the UK? But the event itself is called a barbecue like I'm going to a barbecue. Yeah, we have that in the UK Like the barbecues party, but the actual activate is grilling well You have a barbecue and then you cook stuff on it. Where's actually when you need it? Okay, you have like actually I mean the English barbecue is

It's not great. It's just like sausages and hamburgers and stuff sausages actually See if she comes texture. I can all my phone is you got your laptop right there. There's beeping. Aschleit! Let's see if she comes. Texture. I can only find my phone is. You got your laptop right there. There's beeping. Oh yeah. I forgot about that. You can focus text from that.

You've also got Apple Watch. I don't want to find my phone because I don't know if you noticed my phone was vibrating earlier and Gus was like, it was like spider sense. Gus was like, he was looking for it. I was looking for it. I was looking for it. I was gonna buzzed one more time. I knew he was gonna lose his shit. I'm

Let me see Features this is probably the most useful feature of the Apple watch. Where's my watch? Where's my phone Apple watch? Oh It's on my leg You didn't feel it by braiding under your own leg. I don't know where it is. I'm gonna my pillow What is this thing stand up you can stand up? Just keep pressing it. I don't know why it is. Is that my pillow? What the fuck is this thing? Stand up, you can stand up. I don't know. Just keep pressing it. I don't know why you would stop pressing it.

What happened? Press it until you find it. You don't have to, it's not my pocket. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's not my pocket. Got my phone. Technically, it wasn't your leg.

How fucking loser your pants. Wouldn't your pocket not feel it? I worry about that So it's even got it's even on by the way. It's even like nuts out. All right This is not gonna be worth it to find out of what barbecue is called in Australia pop another shrimp on the bar We fucker dog. All right. Let's find out someone's talking the other day of I think it was unreaded about how They call shrimp prawns in Australia. Yeah, and that's what that's what you think that's bullshit that saying Yeah, it was's what you think that's bullshit that saying.

Yeah, it was a tourism slogan. What's the slogan? Wait, a slogan of tourism slogan. Yeah, we call them prawns like King prawns and stuff. Yeah, you want to you want to piss Gavin off? Go put your phone. Okay. It's going to start humming. Send a text to my girlfriend.

Can you come in here for a second? Ready to send it. Yes. I've got one of those Alexa things, no, the echo thing. Oh, it's great. Why would that piss Gavin off? Oh, because it's never like you should try and read text from him. They're just gobby groups. Oh, you know what I'm saying? I actually was saying, what piss is Gavin off when you said prawns and shrimps, it reminds you that Gavin's pet peeve with his own channel is when you

spell it slummo guys Like people leave off the w on a not just a regular basis What's really that's a good spelling of so much how you spell slow mo is SLO mo It just didn't look good when I wrote it down slow mo. I'd rather have slow slow the word slow right But like everyone calls it slomo You know like slomo like when you go into slummo mode. Yeah look record slummo Whenever like there's like a free spring to of like Gavin and Dan like and they're like no Do you stop it like midstream in the face and so like this? I always say slummo Because that's what reminds me every time I see it. What annoys me more than that is why well every video I put up people comment

You shoot it at this massive high frame rate, why don't you upload it at 60 frames a second? It's annoying. Okay. Because it makes the slow more much faster. Right. All I get from the camera is stills. What's up, hey Ash.

So Ash is here. What do they call when you go to a place where people are grilling and eating food. What is that called in Australia? Barbecue see they call it the same thing So it's like you're talking about barbecue is like one of the few places Like we call that in the U.S. and then they also call that in Australia Just to say barbecue yeah We already got that from doing something were you doing some board?

I was working on the concert. Oh, she's working on the thing We're doing a big thing for tomorrow for Rock Band 4, which we just talked about. We've been talking about. And Ashley's been doing the run and show for that tomorrow. We're going to have six set list. Yeah. We're going to have a six set list. Sick.

Can you see one? Are you on one of the bands? I'm what can I say? Yes, I am. There you are. Who's in your band? Can I say? She's come on.

It's promotions. Blaine, Miles, and Barbara. You just didn't even... Where was I in the list if you needed like... I didn't know where the name was. I didn't know where the name was. I got approached by Megan Castro asking if I would do it, and I got assigned to a team.

Okay. I'm not on a band, but you know, I wonder why. You can still show up, you can take groupie. Why'd you get left out? Oh show up What's that why'd you get left out so much? I knew I had to get left out a lot I feel like I think it's because people will burn these people soon. They're busy, which you are But people will say to me, Chris. They will walk up and go that's like I'll be like in my office staring at the wall It's gonna go, hey man. I know you're really busy And I talked to you that you know, uh, they we like we're out of money in the checking accounts

I think that's okay. You can tell me about stuff like this. I'm not too busy to talk about the business or anything like that No, I think it's like you think about this When you worked at waitros Yeah, that was your last job when you worked in the film stuff and you're like, oh man, what a hard day at the film place, you know, the set. Long days. Film place. I was actually the studio we went to the most was film place. Film place London. I shot the movie thing and you did that. You did that for 16 hours and it's like starring actor. I just want to go out and get a beer or like wrap or whatever. You would never think, I'm gonna call my boss

and ask my boss to go out for a drink with me. Because that's what you're getting away from. You're getting away from that. Did you ever, the entire time you work for that guy, ask him to go out for dinner or to a movie or to drinks? It just doesn't work that way. It just doesn't work that way. Like, I guess maybe I see you wrong.

If ever I wanna go, if ever I wanna like do something to the group, people's I have to organize it. In fact, I dealt with this just recently because I went to the Streamies with Ash and Meg and Gavin and Ković Green. And we were there and I forget what it was, but we were going somewhere and we were not going to make any progress unless I moved us. And it was like even a point in time where you guys were all huddled up and we were going to dinner or something like that. And I got pulled away and was talking to somebody for like five or ten minutes. I came back to the group and I'm like, do we have reservations?

I was like, I don't know, can we? So I had to call for reservation. I got pulled away again and I said we have reservations at this time. I went back to another conversation with somebody else I pulled away again, and I said we have reservations at this time. I went back to another conversation when somebody else got pulled away, talked and talked and talked, and then came back and it was like nobody had moved. So it's like I can become like this weird like de facto organizer and I don't want to be, I don't want to be,

just can vouch for this. I refuse to organize. You're bad at impersonal stuff. I refuse because of your company, when I'm going to have dinner without you. What does that mean? We're just like what I'm done with the conversation I came back and nobody had like made any progress on moving his forward in any way like We were it's like navigating all over again. I have an excuse and it's valid. I was drunk Yeah, you were pretty drunk. I was your excuse, but I think

That's for night though. It was fun. I just think that... Well, I invite you to stuff, right? I don't really organize anything to be honest. I've never been to your house. And you're moving from what I understand. What?

So Mr. Charles Casey has maybe the best tweet of the night. Okay. The best feature of the Apple Watch? Making you look like an idiot. Yeah, that's pretty fucking good So thanks for What time is it? It's in the car. Oh my god. They update it. I was just gonna sound so douchey because I'm what got an Apple watch They updated it to allow The ability to reply to emails and it says sent from my Apple watch. Oh, yeah, you sent me one of those

I selected the pre select the pre what was it the replies already on there just said yes and I sent it and then it put yes sent from my Apple Watch just like yelling I'm a douchebag yeah from the email why couldn't you respond emails before it now you could you could just didn't see that oh why would they add no you couldn't you couldn't respond to you know you could write it they've a version two of the Apple Watch you can reply to emails and I had no no idea it adds the, the, the, I don't use the mail client. I don't use the mail client.

Oh, yeah. I have a weird thing like I use a mail client, a very specific mail client. I don't like talking about any kind of like cloud services I use because I just want that out there like which cloud service among us. Fuck it. I treat on the text. Yeah, it's going to get out there. Yeah.

At some point. Which is how the whole Greg Miller has account information on. We're just saying. We're just saying. But really, just never put anything online. Never put anything bad through the internet. Okay. You just told everybody who listens to our shows online, to not put their account, any kind

of account information online anywhere. That's a bad idea to do that. I'm talking about financial stuff. You can cancel the credit card. It's like dodgy, anything. No, no. Yeah, anything in that. No, no anything. No, it's just the hassle. Like, I just recently got my credit card expires this month.

It expires in October of 2015. And at the beginning of October, I got the new credit card. And so I have a new number now associated with the new card. And I have all my credit card numbers memorized. And so it's like, I'm putting off the new card as long as I possibly can I got change everything everywhere. I used to until the like you know forget It was like the target breach or the home depot breach like I went to like three different credit cards within three months And I stopped I can't do this anymore

I used to always memorize them just because it was faster and time you don't Conversation with you and you're like do not memorize your credit cards. I was like no I don't think I can memorize a 16 digit number. It's easy. Oh, it's at 12 you start with the last four Then you work your way back 16 is it 16? Yeah, because it's four good for you right you're right all right jackasses I don't need help finding my glasses either People on social media. Yeah, well what is twist saying tonight? Not much people on social media. Yeah, well what is Twitter saying tonight? Uh, not much. I mean, somebody saying that in Australia, we don't just use the word barbecues and event. We also use the way of cooking the meal. Most people do that. I think when they

talk about barbecuing food, but like to call it a barbecue is like that's the thing that makes it. Yeah, like inside with the way we said we're talking about it. I would say we're going to have a barbecue and you probably just cook me on an outdoor barbecue. Yeah, barbecue is like an event. Like I like a lot of people in the other places they cook out too. How often do you how often do you uh barbecue? How often do you cook out? I do it less so now at the new place, but I used to do it all the time at the old place. Ever since I discovered sous vide, which by the way, if you want to do that steak challenge, I will absolutely do it next to your steak challenge. Yeah. And somebody said that I said, yeah, why am I doing that? Did I say you can't overcook with sous vide. What what if I said you can't overcook with sous vide?

I mean, it's like it's so difficult. You can't possibly do it. You know, you can't fuck it up. What is it? I've had it fucked up. What's sous vide? You will learn next week when I make you a delicious steak. I mean, that's for you. I'm gonna make you a delicious steak. All right. Chris is so happy. Before we we came out tonight, Bernie was talking about how he was bringing This is so happy. Before we came out tonight, Bernie was talking about how he was bringing those zombie food or whatever for us to try. And he asked me, do you think Chris will be willing to try it also on camera? And I think I said, yeah, it's free food. Chris will absolutely eat it. Chris is all about it. It's also cool free food. I love stuff that has secrets and practical things where it's

like, oh, well, this is a candy bar, but it's also made of you know The tongue of something and stories, you know, you like candy bars We don't know something I don't know I don't know stories Have like toys in them and stuff and don't ever go work in the food industry I'm just saying like now what's on the stories stories. It's not just like this is a good piece of food This is like this is a piece of food that when you eat it it also turns your tongue purple

I still like that about toothbrushes because they used to make toothbrushes out of pick hair Really? Where well, I mean when you were alive? No, I don't know So you used to like toothbrushes that didn't exist since you've been born. I just thought it was a cool story about toothbrushes. It's cool. Yeah, like it was. It used to be the hair of pig.

Don't be silly. Funny, right? It's got like a little bit of bonus. Yeah. I can see what you mean. Yeah, I'm with you on this one Chris. Even though you told me I was wrong earlier. I'm with you.

You were wrong because I was using. I don't think I was using. Well, okay. You weren't necessarily wrong, but what you said was so confusing To everyone that is defaulted to wrong. Okay. Does that make sense? Yeah sure He was so confusing and defaulted to wrong. I don't know. No, I get it There nobody understood it so it default that's it he just described Gavin's

Appears on the podcast in general. He says it's so confusing that the default is wrong. Okay, that's like okay Okay, I see I see nobody says what Gavin is trying to say so he must be incorrect. But you actually described Gavin perfectly. That's Gavin's full experience. Yeah. That's accurate. That's the Gavin free experience. Does it? Yeah. Does it annoy you? I'm a little annoyed by the camera on the iPhone because in order to adjust the frame rate for your slow-mo or to adjust between HD and 4K or whatever, you can't do it in the camera. Why? Right. You have to go through the settings to get you in. There's no fucking button in the camera. I assume they think you'll just stick with it. You'll always want 4k or you'll always want 10 a 120 or 240 Set it and forget it. Yeah, it's just like why hide that away

You know the most people won't ever go in there and see that like yeah You did a picture and you accidentally set the resolution at 640 by 480 be like no mother Well, I would ever want to do this. So you can't do that We ever want to take less than the maximum resolution well not for a picture But for video you sacrifice resolution. For speed. Like you could do 720p at 240 frames a second, 1080p at 120 frames a second,

or 4K at 60 or 30. It does 400 frames a second. 240. 240 or 120. 240 or 120, okay. 240 is 720. 240 at 720 resolution. That's good, 240, man.

That's why you need to get in there, to it's normally is it normally a 30 frame per second camera So it does yeah, it'll start in it also the base. I wish you could do 25. That'd be awesome Power from the 25 yeah, yeah, because if I want to make a blu-ray Every video is at the same frame rate Okay, so I is at the same frame rate. OK. And I started because the cameras I was using were in case what UK and we always shot 25 on TV shows. I would never adjust them because I might forget when I go back on set. So I would just shoot everything in 25.

So it'll do 30 frames a second or 60 at 1080 and 4K at 30 frames a second. Then for Slamo, it'll a 1080 at 120 or 720 at 240. Have you noticed that the 4K is stabilized? Yeah, that's obvious. It's like you can do all this and it's just like, It's not good. Is it good? Yeah, okay.

It looks legit. I mean, I haven't messed with much of it. I think the demolition is actually a really cool thing. I mean, yeah, but 4K on AdLens is this big. It's, it's Bollocks. It's not really 4K. Yeah. You might as well upscale 1080s, it's gonna look the same. See, I was just so ashamed though that like that smoothing essentially digital smoothing of, you know, shaker and anything like that.

I think there's like, there's some like, stuff in there. Optical. Like, yeah, you mean the lens just moves around? I think so. On the big one, on the kind of thing thing on the plus. That's pretty cool. Well, the, the first got one of those TVs when they had that smoothing on them. And I played a video game with that on and it like took away the stereo strobe effect of turning in Halo. Like everything was perfectly clear as that was fucking weird. And I had to turn all that stuff off. I still turn all that stuff off when I get it to you. Yeah, when I got my my most recent TV that has that smoothie It's like I most of my time setting it up was figuring out how to make it. I don't know why that's the default

Are you talking about motion blur like no? No, no, they have smoothing. Yeah, it's like we're just 240 But it like it in turn it's frames between Yeah, yes, this is your frame rate basically which with the Impatuous more natural to the human eye, but in practice looks like you will throw up sure Hey, you know what it is? I'm sure like 10 years from now, 15 years from now, I will prefer 48 frames a second for movies, and I will prefer 60 frames per second for video games.

I'm even setting the patch, like we're back in the patch, that I prefer 30 frames per second for a video game. You're like, what the fuck are you talking about? No, it's lunacy. It's just too much of a change all of a sudden. No, I'll prefer 30. Yeah, it's just that I'm a pretty old. Yeah, it's lunacy. It's just too much of a change all of a sudden. Not else for 30. You know, yeah, it's just that it's a pretty old. Yeah, I just prefer it because I played for decades with it as 30 frames a second. So I just

got used to it. No, all games are 60. No, no. Yeah, back in the day, 30 was the benchmark. But old crap, like, Super Nintendo is 60. No, we're talking like PC games. Yeah, I'm saying like 60 frames a second of the gaming isn't new. It's not like you you're old when that happened. Super Nintendo was 60 frames. I don't mind. My doom is not. What's all my doing?

I don't think I think you might. I don't think anything 3D. I think listen, I've learned when Gavin says confidence. Don't immediately refute it. You see, probably is right. What was the first 60 FPS? I mean, for me me it was 50 video game show I was a kid. I Looked up. I did a Google search for SNES frame rate 60 FPS

The it just just at the top of the search results So the S NES was 60 frames a second. That was the standard I think for That whole generation of gaming. Yeah Yeah, obviously the hardware like To be cheap or to be affordable has it like behind and they reduce the frame rate I'm sure that was a game developers dream and they were like let's do 30 We can do like twice as much with it. Well, it's crazy too because it's like you know I mean, I don't know how much like all those assets take up if you're doing 60 frames a second

It seems like your animation cycles would have to be have more frames in them in order to be believable animation I would think yeah, because you're programming 60 frames a second and that would just fill up more room on those what we're very small cartridges I heard a weird stat do you remember what it was Gus where the original Sonic the hedgehog cartridge The one on the Genesis are was talking about the Sega the Sega with the beginning we turned it on and went say Like that that took up like one fifth of the overall cartridge just that voice file Took it up. Do you remember? Yeah, that's great. Yeah, it's a ludic because it was just no storage And they had like they were having real like captured voice played back or synthesized

Because that was really cool at the time it was there even on even on 60 frames i don't think they had to animate for 60 frames the the sprite could be however animated as you wanted it to be but it would move around at 60 frames you could only have five frames of animation so that's why you move around with the sensitivity of 60 frames game so it didn't really look 60 like 60 now it's mega smooth like you could tell one eighth of the cartridge space so it that every game necessarily ran at 60 like I was reading Star Fox actually ran at 19 frames a second yeah because it was a 3d polygon right it was the everything 3d was was never 60 that wasit. It's one eighth of the space.

I'm going to launch my ship the first time I've heard it. Why didn't I build that into the console? It's a good point. You have a chip that just does that. Yeah. And like, first party games can grab it and go play this. Yeah, but I just found out kind of, I was trying to achieve 60 frames again.

It's like, that's not new. Yeah, but 60 frames on PC is like, that's like something that feels like that was a benchmark. It used to be until like the mid 2000 everyone was happy with 30 Was out of us that I think that's what it was. Well you And then now it's like 60s than you than you benchmark on PC. I feel like one 20s going back to my Is I don't like 40 frames a second in movies like I can definitely see I agree with you on that I think the 24 frame per second filmic look has validity. And like people like James Cameron hate it because they hate

that you know stereo astrophic effect that happens on pans and things like that. I like that a lot. I don't want it to be something's turning because I don't think your eyes work that way. Somebody showed this test where if you go look at yourself in a mirror, if you go look at yourself in a mirror and if you go look at yourself in a mirror and you look at something like one eye and then you look at the other eye, you won't see your eyes moving. It's just you go like that. It just seems like click, click, click.

But if you have somebody else look at you doing it, they'll see your eyes moving because you're your brain blocks when your eyes move so that you don't see that strobing effect, you know what I mean or you don't have that. So it's like, I don't want to have a perfectly smooth pan, you know, you mean or you don't have that so it's like I don't want to have a Perfectly smooth pan, you know, because that doesn't I don't feel it really exists. Did you ever do that thing? I say as a kid where you would like Throw something into water and then shut your eyes so you could see the frame. No, so you can do what? Well, like if you shut your eyes, you'll have like a better memory of that exact moment than if you kept your eyes open

No, that's really interesting. Do you do there as a kid? Yeah, well the time like I was like eating a I don't know I eat dessert and I was just like throwing my spoon into the sink as it splashed in the war I would close my eyes and I remember like the way the splash That's really interesting. That's yeah because if you keep your eyes open There's too many frames and you can't remember the exact one you want That's now we're talking about the same about the way the memory works. It's amazing the way the way the memory works. I think it says a lot about Gavin.

It's like I've always been amazed that Gavin can take slow motion footage at like 7,000 5,000 per second, which requires so much light in order to do that. Calculating how much light a frame of film needs is like one of the hardest things to do in film is like how much light do we need for the scene. Then you add 5,000 frames in a second. It really diminishes the amount of time that each individual frame spends in the light. And so Gavin can do that, but he can also do that. What he typically shoots is something sitting there and then that thing explodes. And I've never seen one of your things that did had like really super shitty exposure. The only thing I've ever seen that had bad exposure for you was

clearly before you had the resources, you just didn't have enough lights. And it started off dark and stayed dark. But I've never seen like you have you do an explosion and it completely blew out the frame or anything like that. I've always been amazed by that. So here you say that like you used to do that as a kid, I just think that whether or not you realize it, your brain is wired for the way a camera works and the way like cinematic your brain is very wired. Yeah, you're so good. I do a lot of weird stuff.

I do a lot of weird stuff I've never talked about. That I was a kid and I just can't get rid of. Like and I don't think anyone anywhere has done this before. Like what? Okay. I'm going gonna sound like a little sick. So first time. So and I still do this. When I'm in a car and there are street lights, they cast a shadow across the road, right? Times? Sure. So there's like lines on the road

as you drive. In my head, I try and figure out how many car lengths will fit between two shadows of street life. I used to like that all the time. You do? Yeah. So like when I'm in a car, I'll be like, I'll be like tapping and I think when the car has like gone past its own width or length, I'll start another car and I'll see if it's like three or four car widths between them. And I just can't stop doing that. I was doing that. I do it in the road. Like when you go, do do do do do do do do in the seams in the road, you probably have just can't stop doing that. I was doing that with a seed fund. I had a seed fund. I had a seed fund. I had a seed fund. I had a seed fund. I had a seed fund.

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I had a seed fund. I had a seed fund. I had a seed fund. I had a seed fund. I had a seed people. We had a funny experience. I'll talk about a second, but I was like when people find out like they do something that other people do as well. Like somebody talked about one time in a forum I read about how they used to sit and look at the window when they're preparing and they would imagine someone running next to them next to the car, little man, and he would jump over everything like the mailbox, you know the newspaper stand, you know stuff like that. And you just imagined that person having to jump over all those obstacles and people were freaked out. Isn't it just weird how the exact same thing?

People come up with the same crap. We freaked a dude out one time that we went to dinner with. We ever take this story about the time when we dinner with somebody and we started talking about sleep paralysis, which I know I've definitely talked about in the podcast before. So we just got the topic of sleep paralysis and dinner and I talked about like being locked in place and being awake but not being able to move my body and how strange that was and somebody the table is like I think I've had that feeling and then I said did you have a feeling also that somebody was in the

room and he goes maybe serious right now I'm like yeah he goes yes well how do you know this and I said that's part of it's called Hags Syndrome. You have an envision that someone is pushing you down or sitting on you, like kneeling on you, then staring at you while you're trapped like that. It's a common thing, it's called, that comes along with it. And I looked up a photo online of like an artist rendition

of that of Hags Syndrome, I showed it to him. He freaked the fuck out. Because he he hadn't thought about it like 20 years from when he was a kid He said that's exactly it and it was something that it's on the image. He saw 20 years ago It's just that he's the memory the memory thing. Yeah, by the way If you want to look at those images up on Google image search, they're creepy shit. Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna do that Yeah, well, it's a it's wrap up time. Okay. So I'll allow it. My hair sucks today. It's different today. I don't know why. It's like bush. It's like bush. Get like Gavin. Like I'll tell you what I did. I shout last night. What happened? He got upset. Did you get upset about something? I got to sit ball. A lot of things. What happened? No, you're like a real

super quiet here at the end. No, no, no. I was just thinking about like, wrapping up and what we were talking about in the post show. Oh, OK. Oh, we're doing post show. Yeah. That's it.

I'm just thinking about the next thing. That's all. I think you're not focused on that. More lamb spread. All right. Thanks for watching, everyone. Let's check out our rock band stream Tuesday the 6th, 7pm to 11pm on the RESTYTH YouTube channel.

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