Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Intern Incident – #366

Episode Date: March 8, 2016

RT Discusses Interns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnet and Anthony Mackie comes a new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnet, and Thomas Hayden Church. Twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, where's the intro? Welcome to the Rusteath podcast. This week brought to you by Casper, trunk club, and Warby Parker. Not brought to you by the podcast intro.

This week, we got, I can't take my penis out and put it away again. We got Gus. Gavin. Fire breath. Blaine. And Gus. So Bernie was supposed to be with us,

but he was on a flight that got delayed. So we got Blaine. So we upgraded. We got the V team. We got, was he flying from Dallas? Could have driven. Could have driven. I don't know.

How long, hey Gavin, how long has the drive, Jellis? When I went with Gus, it was like three and a bit ours. Yeah. We drove together? To Dallas, yeah, we did. From what? When? How do you not remember, Gus?

We drove into the checkstop. Ooh. I go to checkstop every time. It's good. That's really good. Was it for like a convention? Yes. Okay.

I don't remember. I have zero memory of memory of this way you wrote in soap on the mirror when you when I left. Why? To your memory? Are you sure it was Gus and on Jeff? It was Gus. Or someone else? What could have possibly happened in my memory? I thought you stopped drinking. Yeah, that's over now. Oh, gosh. It was ACon in Dallas in 2006. A-Con like the musician? Good one. No, that was a concert for A-Con.

Yeah, there's a convention. I can't open this. I was gonna drink this. Here, here we go. I'll do it. It's a sign. You gonna do it? Do you wanna try?

Yeah. That's what it blames here. Look at that. Give me that. Now I can get drunk. It's way less cool. So I stole this from Bethany. Someone gave her this bottle of liquor and it looked interesting to me.

So I'm going to drink it. You stole her liquor? Yeah. I can do that. It's true. Anybody want some? Yeah. Is this going to be your first drink since coming back?

No. We were shooting an episode of Million Knowledge but out here and we had to stop filming because we heard champagne bottles popping in the other room. It was fucking Bethany. Yep. Because we were- Popping champagne? Popping champagne and it was like,

I shit you not 10 a.m. in the morning. That was like, what the hell? That place is a Bethany. I think it was a RTX ticket going on sale that day. So, they had somebody celebrate. Yeah, very nice. I uploaded a video today. Can we celebrate that?

Hey, let's pop this bottle of- What is it called? Chalain liquor. I have no idea. It's's some it's some bottle of liquor That's not show rice race. It's made from in the town that my family's from in Mexico So that is a tomorrow's side ruin it. What's it? What's it called moot moose? Moscal Moscow Moscow you'll Moscow me'll Moscow Patrick and I were talking about Moscow before the show Moscow Moscow you talking about Moscow or something? Yeah, Kale. You talking about Moscow or something else?

Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? You talking about the place in Russia? No, no, the alcoholic to the death of the liver. Should I put some of my moccuccino? Oh, wow. This, I can walk it. This is not smell good. It's not bad that you gobbed on your own face.

How is it? Stop it. It's kind of peppery. It's like a tamarind. I'm not gonna try. I'm not gonna take my camera. It's hot. It's really good.

It's kind of like fireball, but it's got a different kind of spot. Yeah, it's like a smoky, like an android chili. It's gonna warm me up. Ooh, yeah, that's a, it's like liquid chili. I don't think I could shoot that, but yeah, that's a,'s rough It leaves your your kind of

Kind of sore. How much would you give me if I shot it? Well, they gave the guy five dollars before the show to eat a dog biscuits I'll give you a buck if you if you drink that How much to eat a dog biscuit? So if we would don't know if you're a sponsor you can watch this live as we tape it and before we actually go live with the podcast for 15 minutes before the podcast starts you get a control room camera and Today the control room gave the intern $5 to eat

Can we get away from him? I don't know if we can come back to that camera once the show starts you know what we can do I'm sure we can we can talk about how we were really hungry before the show. That's the perfect segue. Oh, there he is. Oh, there he is. There he is. So we were always there's that guy. Five dollars before the respect before the podcast starts, we typically get food in for the cast and the crew that way people don't have to leave to eat since we work so late. And this we I see him in their shaking his head, he's like no don't- In the past we used to spend-

We used to always get East Side Pies, but there's been a revolt in the control room and they don't like East Side Pies anymore. Yeah, but I like- It's a diabetes. I do too. But so they went and they got in and out today. And we were sitting here waiting, talking on the couch.

It was like half an hour after it usually shows up. And then- And I like interrupted a meeting to come over here and we just waited. I was waiting with Tim the whole time. So you can't tell, but back in that direction is where the bay doors are and Brian round at the corner.

No, every person before that, we were watching. And so all of us were eyes on Brian. Because every time the door would slam, we'd be like, is it it? And the door slammed and it took forever for the person to get to like a visible thing. It's like, it may be they're carrying. For visual six, how many hamburgers is he carrying?

How many hamburgers are you carrying? Like Brian? 14. 14. 14. And French fries. And five. So there's like two big boxes and like three bags of French fries.

So he turns the corner here where we can see him. I start raising my hands to go, yay! And right as I raise my hands, he drops it. Oh my god! He falls out of his head. Wait, does that mean I ate a hamper that fell on the floor? Yes.

And they all fell on the ground. And we all just started screaming. No! Who didn't tell me that? Gus was like, he was like this. And he was like, you know, and his head just carried onto his head. And then you will laugh exolently for like 90 seconds

like the rolling around on the couch. You might have been the funniest thing I've seen in a week. Do you want to know what's really funny about that too? I over heard this in the control room before the show went live. Apparently he used to deliver noodles in Korea on his mo-ped. So you should be good at balance. It's no wonder you moved to America to get a new job well but because that's our first weight

he had made most of the trip like 99.99% of the trip was done he was at the finish line in visual range of the finish line and dropped it right it's all the pressure probably I see him right Brian all the pressure I think he probably saw Gus and Gus was like yeah, and he's like He wanted to raise his hands too. It was so funny. It was so funny

It was really but we still ate the hamburger. So yeah, apparently we didn't tell Barbara No one told me that the hamburgers fell on the floor before I ate one They're okay being an intern too like when you fuck up like you take it to heart because I remember one time I farted on you and I was like I I just shot my employment That wasn't like you you wasn't like you accidentally farted you purposely ripped one As I was sitting right behind you on a fucking bean bag Like we were having discussions shooting around ideas and playing goes, oh, I have an idea.

Then he just rips his nasty fart and I was like, we're coming up with the idea, the name for the no. And people were like, I don't know, like the update. No, no, no, no. Hey guys, how about the, I don't think Gus is just like, yeah, I just got up and walked out. I like to think he went home and like tried to kill yourself. I was ashamed. I'm just kidding, I don't up and walked out. I like to think you went home and tried to kill yourself then.

I was ashamed. I'm just kidding. I don't like to think that. Did you wait up before hang like you felt pushing? And you were like, is it worth doing? Like, could I race my employment here? Dude, if I was like, you got it. You got it. It's a split second decision. And I was like, this is a winner.

This is a winner. What would that sound like? It's not a winner. Be like, if we called it... How would you talk it? Everyone spells it different. we cooled it. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I got a laugh and I was like, I'll do it again. So I did it like two weeks later, and I said, Bernie, check under your chair. And he pulled out some underwear. And I was like, and no one laughed. And I was like, Bernie got mad, he left the podcast,

he'll wash his hands. And I was just like, oh God, what have I done? I fucked up a lot. You should be, you should be. It's so funny now, right? He starts down. Yeah, I should not be like, have a job here now. So don't worry, Brian, you're okay.

You're in good company. It's a blame, I filmed some million dollars but today, and you weren't anywhere to be seen. What's that about? Oh, well, it's not that I'm still the showrunner. Yeah, running it from behind the scenes. No, but I decided. I went and I scripted it all out

and I went listen to the audio edits and I chose like what the scenes were going to do. But Drew is directing it for the next couple of episodes because I'm developing a new show. I thought I cannot talk about. Maybe finish what you started about that, but they need it now. Blaine Gibson's in Hyde of Man Gavin. It's true.

So they found someone a tourist was in Mozambique found what they believed to be a part of that missing Malaysia Airlines 370 flight. Oh really believe me. I know tourists name. Blaine Gibson. Spelt exactly the same and everything. Where is he from? I think he's an American. I was reading the article. I think on CNN. It was like tourist Blaine Gibson was walking down the beach and found the piece of the wreckage. They're calling him an adventurer,

and then they're also saying that he went out to specifically find the parts to the plane. And then what? I don't believe him if he went out to find it. See, the thing is, a lot of people are tweeting me, and they're like, you fucking faker, fuck you. This is a scam. I'm like, wrong, Blaine Gibson.

I am not the Blaineon you're looking for. Fuck, I was gonna say like our fans might tweet you as a joke. Like, her, her, blame Gipson. You'll, you'll, I didn't know that part of it. You'll better looking than him. I'm looking at it now. It's as blame Gipson is traveling across Asia, in Africa and his quest for physical evidence

for the Malaysian airliner. He has, he's wearing, in this picture, I'm looking, I'll see if I can get it over on the, the TV. He's, where is it? He looks like if Richard Kale was a normal size. He's wearing like a homemade shirt where he's searching for the plane. I thought you were about to say

he was wearing a home slice pizza shirt and I was like, that'll be crazy. Oh, maybe not. That guy's crazy. Blaine, that's your future. That's me. That's you, and the future. And the Wall Street, but he's in the Wall Street Journal.

What the fuck have you ever been in? He was on that bro Bible or whatever. Bro Bible, Buzzfeed, top of Reddit. So, you got that going on. Yeah. You fired that one time. Farged on your head. Might be ever dead.

I got far to it on. Gus, what's the biggest, in your mind, what's the biggest in your mind? What is the biggest accomplishment you've had? You've done. I guess the podcast. Gus, you were in Halo 3. Oh, just this. All of this.

Enjoy, bask in it. You're welcome. Yeah, I wasn't Halo. That was pretty cool actually, having the chance to be in Halo. If I was you, that would be like super high on my thing. It's crazy, like, I mean, everything started because we were all, you know, fans of Halo. So when it comes around, you're like, oh, do you want to be in the game?

Like, one of my, like, things I'm so happy about is I'm in the credits of Halo 4. There's a special thanks, but you are in the game, like, as a voice. Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. What about you, Blaine? Well, the biggest thing, I have no idea. I think just being a semi-successful director at my age and having the prospects of being able to do more stuff like that. Well, you have one of the biggest shows that Ruchy produces.

That's a huge accomplishment. Stop it. You're so great. Well, you're the... You want some more? Yeah, I'm doing one drink and apparently. Maybe one's a stop-by. Nice, disgusting. Hey, you're so great. Well, you're the liquor. Yeah, I'm doing one drinking it apparently. Maybe one is not bad. Yeah, me. Oh When so ahead so I you know, we talked about I didn't drink for two weeks and Barbara's dying. I didn't drink for two weeks and on Saturday was finally when I could drink again.

It was my two weeks where I had a hot. What time? What time? Friday night at 12 o'clock 1 a.m. Saturday morning. What was this self-imposed? Or was it it was wife and post okay? So I think it was like on Thursday Esther was talking we were talking in the Easter coast So do you think you're gonna drink on Saturday? And I like literally did not understand the question. It was like Yeah, of course You mean what time? Well, I am.

12 o'clock 1 a.m. right? That's Saturday. So yeah, I drank a lot. Did you get drunk quicker because you hadn't had any more? I think so. I think it's only two weeks. So I didn't think it would really affect me that much, but I guess I was just out of practice. Well, I think if because you drink every night, it's always in your blood. So to have none in your blood must be new. Well, what was the purpose of this? Was it just to detox yourself? So we went to Vegas for some work stuff.

And while we were there, Jeff called us all alcoholics. And so it was Jeff in post. It was Jeff's fault. So as you want to make sure we were in alcoholics by us not drinking for a week. So just prevent yourself that you could actually go two weeks without doing it. And it was really difficult at first.

Then it got easy. Then it got really difficult again at the end. You had like a hump of easy to. Like on Friday at dinner, I was like, yeah, you know what? I'm pretty much there. I could have a drink right now, right? I don't say, like, let's put it, you got cool to an alcoholic budget.

No, he at least he owned it. Yeah. He was like, whatever we are. Oh, he's also calling himself an alcoholic. Yeah. Oh, and I talked about this on the post show, whenever it was two weeks ago, but I never mentioned the actual podcast,

but when we were flying back from Vegas, we stopped at a, our flight got delayed out of the airport, so we had to stop at a bar in the Vegas airport, and we saw former US Secretary of State, Madeline Albright. All right. Is there a autograph?

Yeah, she walked in, and I was like, like Jeff's back was to the door, she walked out, I was like, Madeline Albright. All right. Is that what you're up for? Yeah, she walked in and I was like, Jeff's back was to the door. She walked out, I was like, it's Mal and Albright. And then she walks in, and Jeff's like, holy shit, it's Mal and Albright.

Did you just set there? Nobody said anything. Nobody looked up. No one bothered her. I don't know if anybody even noticed her or recognized her. It's just really surreal that, like the first, I'm pretty sure the first female secretariat state ever

walks in, nobody says anything. Wow. Really, really bizarre. Anyway, if your sponsor, Guachipo Show, we talked about it more. I've been basically high all day because my shoe is covered in gasoline because I was filling my tank yesterday

and I spilled gas all over it. You just kept wearing it. You've just been huffing gas all the time. I've been huffing gas all the time. And right now? My Jeep does this little quirky thing where when it's done filling, it automatically turns off and then that action,

that happens with everybody. It makes it shoot out of the tank. That's just the thing that gas comes to. No, I think the shooting out of the tank. But the quirky thing is my Jeep is like, and then it goes and sprays on the ground. Well, that's why you keep your hand on it. But I got Tinder to do, you know.

That takes one hand. You know, really, I'm gonna have your phone next to gasoline now, I, because it do, you know. That takes one hand. You know really, I'm gonna have your phone next to gasoline, though, I, because it, that's bullshit. That's it. So the problem I think people have, is like getting it in an out of stack. Right, they're building up a static electricity. It's not the actual phone itself.

I don't know, my phone gets pretty hot. I'm a pretty, like, I get shocked a lot. I think it's actually the scooters probably doing it. I've been running that scooter a lot. It's also, it's still, I guess, kind of winter-ish, so people are still using heat in places, so that makes you really dry and static-y. Even though it's been like 90 degrees, no!

So, you guys, you're gonna be dead relatively soon. In the grand scheme of things, yeah. And how are you gonna be prepared in death? What are you gonna be buried or are you gonna be cremated? Oh, cremated. I really don't give a fuck. I think you've seen... Sorry, Karen.

I think it's really selfish of people to get buried. Yeah, and less. I've seen this video where apparently you can be put in an egg, in a big egg, like in the fetal position, and then you become a tree. That's stupid. Get out of town. Yeah, like... What kind of tree?

You become like... Virgil? Whatever they plant. You're a bottle of shit, so. kind of tree? You become like virtual. Whatever they plant, but like they, your body. Well, it's shit, so. Your body like decomposes and feeds the tree nutrients. I like that. And you basically just like sat on your ass like this in the field position.

Dude, my kid could like, or grand kid could like lose his virginity in under me. Oh, under, yeah. Or like in me if I have a tree house. Why did it go straight to someone losing their virginity? I don't know, because it's just, it's nice. It's romantic. You could be climbed. Yeah, a hundred years after you die Someone could full out of you and die then they can be planted there. Have you also see there are Services of this places where you can send ashes like cremated remains and they'll make a diamond out of you

Yeah, she down right just like a little diamond. There's something on right No, I got no, but I'd much rather do that than be like it look like a clear diamond. Yeah, see that. She down right. Just like a little diamond. There's something on red. No, I got no, but I would much rather do that than be like, is it like, does it look like a clear diamond? Yeah. There was something right at the other day where someone made an orb with their, I think grandmother's ashes and it like, spiraled around the inside of the orb. So it almost looked like a planet was really cool. That's cool. That's great. It was it was it like, pat

battered powder or something? I've there might have been like a light shining through the bottom of it. The battery power, granny. It's something different than a pacemaker. Yeah, I think if there's, if you can be a tree that basically the video ends with being like, look at this ugly graveyard.

Look at this pretty forest, it could be this. Yeah, but it's cool, I'd be a tree. I think imagine like you die and then the afterlife is wherever your body is. It's like if you're in a graveyard, well I guess you could socialize with other dead bodies. That's why it really sucks. Is that it?

Is that a person? Is that the jewel that you're talking about? There's a corpse on the screen. How big is that? That's pretty cool. That's like the size of your head. No, it's not. I wonder if someone has gotten their grandma

and then proposed to somebody with their dead body of family member. It must have happened. That bitch is getting haunted. Whoever gets proposed. Turns out they don't like the person her son's choosing. I'm going to haunt your fucking ass. No, I think it's cool that it's

to do something different with your dead matter. If you can become tree or diamond. So are we taking this, you're statement right here as if you want to be a tree. No, I don't care, I'll be dead. I don't care. I think it's weird when people have that attachment to their body or they're like very specific about it.

Like I can't do any past. You don't have this to me for everything I'm good for. Right. And just dump the rest in a bag. Like I'm an organ donor, but I doubt any of my organs are going to be worth anything. Like it'll all be shot. Not your liver. Yeah, I'm going to donor, but I doubt any of my organs are gonna be worth anything. Like, it'll all be shot. Not your liver.

Yeah, I'm gonna run it into the ground. I think it's really good right now, actually. Bullshit. How could it be? I have no idea. Like, I've had tests done in the doctor. I was like, oh, do you drink? It looks like you haven't had a drink a day in your life.

Turns out all your alcohol just goes straight to your heart. You should go again. Let's go again. Yeah. It's been a while. I haven't, I haven't tested it every now and then. How old were you when you got that tested? I first got it tested when I was 25 and I still get tested every couple of years.

Okay. Fair enough. I can donate all your guts and organs in that. I'm a donor. Yeah. Eyes as well. Sure. Do you get to pick in this country? Like what you don't know? No one wants my fuck. No, I think you just opt in. Like it's either donor or not donor. My eyes are shit. And I think a very state by state. I guess that you can choose. Where do you do that? When you get your driver's license. At the DMV? Yeah. Okay. I should probably do that. I don't know if I'm allowed to because I'm technically not a resident or a citizen. I think your eye still fit. No, but like I, my driver's license says limited term on it and has like always like special things about it. And I know it's never asked if I wanted to be an organ donor or not. I can't give blood here.

Really? Don't want a brachial blood. Mad cow? Mad cow. They just don't want your blood. They're trying not to hurt your feelings. I guess none of you have to go through this because you're all dating people. Whenever you go in to get like checked out and you eat past.

For us, he needs. It's like getting a good report card really hey I've never done it really. No, you should Really you have I guess you don't need to I mean I've been I've done it via other people Yeah, yeah, everyone who you have been with has gotten checked Like that Kevin freeze really dirty Better get checked. I'm good. I got nothing going on. Okay. I'm glad. I'm glad I have to worry about that shit. Like, having been married for a long time is like, how good?

How long did you be if you suddenly got like gonorrhea or something? You're like, what the fuck? Like, it wouldn't make any sense. It's very obvious what would happen or what did happen. I'd be scratching my dick a lot. Now, someone cheater on you. Nah. Back to the dead.

That's my wife. I guarantee you, I'd be like, I know it wasn't you. Nah. Hahaha. Back to the dead. I trust my wife. I guarantee you, I'd be like, I know it wasn't you. I must have done something. You're like, what was it? I must have sat down on a toilet seat. Some of that happened. I'm trying to rationalize it in my head. What are the other ways I could have gotten this?

If you did get it through, as to I'd be annoyed because someone was definitely at the house. She doesn't go out. I'll be like, who was here? Somebody actually saw where I live. You're the one to talk. No one sees where you live. Why would they?

When are you gonna have a house where I live? I don't know, maybe to watch the Matrix. Hey Gus, we should hang out again. Yeah. Could I come over? Gus. Oh, sorry, I was drinking. Oh. Pick a day.

Pick a day of the year. It will be the day. For what? We'll pull him a calendar. Matrix. What, we're gonna watch the whole matrix. We're gonna watch all three matrices. Not the other matrix.

Not the other matrix. Not the other matrix. So just on the weekends. So there's certain movies I feel like when you have cable, always see pick a date. Yeah, so I'm Saturday. There you go. Saturday. This Saturday. South like too soon. If you do it, I'll be blown away. If you actually come over. I need to make sure that I don't have anything going on. Yeah, the Saturday. I'm doing something Sunday. Sunday. There's, I feel like there's certain movies that you always see.

And you two better wireless Saturday. You won't be there. There's certain movies you always see on cable, right? Like I always see the Matrix trilogy being played like on Who Knows What Channel? Like AMC or something. You always see the Shawshank Redemption on TBS. And you always see the Lord of the Rings trilogy on TNT. It's like you could always guarantee on the weekend those movies are playing on those

channels. I don't have a cable in there. I don't have a cable in there. I don't have a cable so I don't know. TNT is like you could always guarantee on the weekend those movies are playing on those champs bond on spike Yeah, I don't have cable in there. I don't have cables. I don't know. I can't confirm nor deny it. Happy is your TV It's 65 inches and every time we have to watch a movie or watch something Esther always complains like our TV is way too small Like it's a I like a stop. It's a 65 inch TV. She's like no, she's like we need an 85. Oh mine's tiny I think it's like a like 42 to 45. I just moved my couch up closer to it on. Okay, it's not the link. It's not the size that matters, right?

Right. Actually, I don't know actually. I think it's 50. Oh, wow. I'm impressed. Maybe. All right. Let's take measure.

What's yours? Mine's a 60. It's this one I've had like forever. You also, I was just. I do. How many TVs do you have? Like You also I was checking though. Do you have any TVs? Do you have Like the white own yeah, why I mean in the house next got one too. Oh she had to actually she has like one in the bedroom One in her little office. I am I don't know our Sam people who put TVs in bedroom That's not about asked. Do you have a TV in your bedroom? No, I need I need like my my bedroom is relatively

It's yeah, it's tech-, except for one of my own. There are two activities for the bedroom. You're vibrating? Watching TVs in my opinion, not one of them. I like to have something called. Sleeping and masturbating. You can masturbate anywhere though. When I was a kid, I used to have a television in my bedroom and I had really bad insomnia.

And in my head, I correlated that. It's because I had a TV. So I was used to to watching TV in bed. And my body wasn't trained to go to sleep in bed. So that's why, like ever since then, once I graduated high school, I've never had a TV in my bedroom. See, I still need a TV to sleep.

I need something on. Oh, you know those guys? I need to have something like fade into the distance in my ears. Why not like a white noise generator or something like that? What is that? Something that makes white noise? There's also that. static or a whale sound. Oh, yeah, but this doesn't make me sleepy.

It's just a sound. You said you just need a sound. So that TV makes you sleepy? It's voices, I guess. Voices. Like the idea of like, I put it in the volume way low. And the voices start like fading off and it makes me really sleepy.

You should get a app, I think it's called Noisily or Noisily, one of the two. It has a bunch of like different noises has like cafe sound so it's like people talking but I in disciple speaking highly recommend Pebble Beach It's the best their work is amazing. Oh Fucking cut you. She's got a new bumble connection I Amazone echo or we see I was gonna well the TV thing That was one of the things when I met Meg turnie is I was impressed with that TV size So does that have any like if you meet ago as a huge TV? Are you like? Oh, that's cool? No?

Because sometimes we'll be like TV code word for something here No, I'd be like I'd be in a lot of appreci just like, that is a sick TV, that TV's better than mine. Someone who appreciates tech and or like movies, watching them at home. See, to me, it doesn't say someone who appreciates tech, it's someone who has a lot of money to spend. You don't have a big TV to have. A lot of money to get a big TV these days.

You get a ridiculous, like 4K, 17 inch TV, for like just over $1,000. To me, that's expensive. But not for TVs of that size historically. I guess it just means spending money in general. I dated a girl and she had this TV that would, it would warp in and out and we tried watching Aliens on it and she fell asleep during Aliens.

It was the worst. How do you fall asleep during Aliens? The best action movie of all time. What were you gonna say before I started to watch you on Echo? Amazon Echo. I bought mine, finally. But they just announced that there's two new ones

in one of them's cheaper, so I feel stored as to you. But you need to have the actual Echo for the cheaper one. I think not. You have to, it's apparently you have to have it so that you can say Alexa, buy me the new Echo. I wonder if I'm not. My mom's two people at home being like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no being like, no, no, no, no! Cancel that order! But like, Alexa, by pornography.

Yes, but anyways, like apparently like, you could, that's one of the ways where there's loopholes to get it. So like, you can get the smaller version. I think what I'll do since it's only 90 bucks, I'll have my big one out my living room where I listen to music and entertain guests, and then I'll have a little one on my nightstand.

But does it have a small one, not have a speaker? It has a speaker, she's not as good. Alexa Simon says, I want to fuck your mom. Okay, good. She's so awesome. I was gonna say it back. Yeah, if you do Simon says she'd say whatever you said. You should ask it what is love?

Oh, I don't want to know. I'm really pumped though. Like, I think it was a Lynn Aaron's brother Was like Tommy all the good things about it over brunch the other day, and I was thoroughly impressed So it's pretty cool device. Yeah, it's like it's the future. It's like having Jarvis in your house It's as close as you get I don't think I use it very much. It could also hook up if you have You he lights correct them up So if you say like if you program it say this is

lens example Alexa sexy time she could dim your lights and like start playing berry white or something and she could play red she dim that to red lights why is red lights like the go-to color of passion probably yeah purple is good if if Alexa could do control the nest I would be it she can soon I think that updates coming next week if I could be like set it you know make it hot make it cold Turn off the damn fan Alexa. I'm buying this little thing where it's you plug it into the wall And then it's Wi-Fi accessible So you could plug in literally anything you can plug in like speakers lights fans whatever

And you can tell Alexa to control those so I could just say Alexa light off lights off and then she'll turn lights off This conversation is gonna be so dumb in like 20 years. I want to listen to this when I'm foy. They're gonna be like, they're talking about the Alexa. Remember that thing. Stupid. Almost a not gonna be foy. Yeah, I was gonna say no, you're gonna be a lot of the music there, huh? Actually, almost 30. Shut your face.

Here, let me read this. I'm gonna read this while Gavin thinks about how old he is. When I'm reminded, one of this episode of the podcast is brought to you by Casper. Casper is an online retailer or premium mattresses for a fraction of the cost. Casper is revolutionizing the mattress industry by cutting the cost of dealing with resellers and showrooms and passing that savings directly to the consumer. Casper's mattress is an obsessively engineered mattress at a very fair price. Two technologies, latex and memory foam come together for better nights and brighter days. It's a comfortable mattress that has just the right sink and bounce.

You can buy it easily online and completely risk-free. Don't do that. A Casper understands the importance of truly trying out a mattress that in all reality you spend a 30-year life on. Casper offers free delivery and painless returns with a 100-day period so you don't have to lie down in a showroom. Get a Casper mattress for $500 for a twin or $954 a king size mattress.

Compared to industry averages, that's an outstanding price point and you can save an additional $50. So one of our listeners by going to Casper.com slash Rooster Teeth and entering promo code Rooster Teeth. That's Casper.com slash Rooster Teeth, promo code Rooster Teeth, terms and conditions apply,

you're gonna go to sleep, get a Casper mattress. They're really, really fantastic. Thank you, Casper. Speaking of sleep, we were just talking about it. It's crazy about sleeping. I just invented something just then. What's up? We need a mic that has a shot holder in the top of it.

So I can take a little sip. Yeah, but it spills on you. We'll just have the mic straight. But I like my mic at an angle. So I watched the podcast last week. This podcast. This podcast with Miles, I believe, right? Yeah, good.

It was great. I almost threw up from laughing so hard when Bernie did that thing where he nodded off in his half-throw of his head. And no one else on the podcast was laughing at it. I was cracking up. You were dying. It was really funny. Wait, what happened?

Bernie was demonstrating what it's like to fall asleep on a plane Where you feel like that and he's like, why does this feel like this? And he's like you're like the longest head back in his ass Yeah, I showed it to to Meg off to it. So it's like look. It's so funny. She was like It's so funny almost bomb We just alone cracking up. Yeah, like a crazy person you and Alexa laughing maniacally. I said Alexa Simon says ha ha ha And then she laughed with me. You just tweeted and she was like god damn it the Alexa's going on Yeah, apparently I got both Aaron and Becca I got their Amazon Echoes

Sorry Aaron I like coming up with a funny idea for an Alexa short that I'm not gonna mention, but there's like so much potential for what you could do with that technology. There's a lot. It's a very cool device. I think one of my favorite broadcast moments, like ever, was on that one on the spot where it was like a fucking looney tune. The sock landed on you.

You looked down and then you left so fast that your beard was suspended in air and It was incredible it spun like it didn't go left to right at all. It's just like Even like a spray around in a circle like you couldn't you couldn't replicate that I think if you gave me a thousand goes. I couldn't do that again. Yeah, it would just wouldn't happen It was at the grocery thing that's ever happened to you here? Jack sock? Jack sock on you? It's up there. That's the disgusting piece of equipment. Does Dan not like me? Because whenever it comes into town we don't get it. It's a weird transition. Does Dan not like me? Dan speaking of socks. A week and we did nothing but film and go to sleep. You didn't go out drinking at all.

We didn't. They watched the Matrix. Didn't watch anything like that. We were not drinking. Yeah, we did. Where the what? What? What? You would not have gone.

Why? I just always come out. I've never drank with you, Gavin. I don't know. You're right now. Parties. Actually, I'm not drinking. I mean.

Was it? I could I get more of that? Yeah. You can have mine. I actually really like it. It's good. After the initial pain of it, get more of that? Yeah, you can have mine. I would actually really like it. It's good. After the initial pain of it, it kind of just gets numb and you're good. So we're talking before.

So it slows you down. It's good. We were talking earlier before the podcast about ostriches. Okay, I missed that conversation. Well, maybe it was just me, but someone else. Anyway. Just you talking to yourself. Like, what is an ostrich shit?

Is it a bird shit that's massive right or is it just like a log? I bet it's like a Sphere like little bolts. Oh like ostrich pellets. That's what I'm getting birds don't crap Palette isn't the bird shit like the white stuff you're talking about that's just pee the white stuff But there's black stuff in the white stuff in black stuff's the poo The pee I look I just a Google search for ostrich. Oh! A-2.

A-2. Patrick Tupern. What's it looking like? I'm only seeing ostrich. I see an ostrich boner. I got too excited about ostrich. Oh! Oh!

What's that coming out of his eyes? Is that like, they can't be its shape. Ainal skin? What is that? I don't know. It looks like an icicle. I don't know. I don't know. It's like a stream of white.

It's like a giant bird shooting. It's just white liquid. So if I were talking about ostrich earlier, was it just because? Oh, because in a video that today, that was an ostrich. So I was filming with Dan this week. And in my backyard, it's where I filmed Slima guys. It's like a grassy area. And then right by the door, there's like some brick. It's like flat grassy area and then right by the door there's like some brick.

It's like flat tile or whatever. People are going to find where you live now. Because I have grass and brick. Chips. Anyway, the tree always like a certain time of year drops all this like weird like fruit crap, like little black sort of splats. And I was like this stuff sucks, it's really sticky.

Like every year this happens on it. It's like messy, I have to wash it off and stuff. I was filming with Dan and it started happening. Like it was a sunny day and all of a sudden I heard rain. It was like, it was like hitting leaves hitting grass. And I was like, the fruit is happening. I was looking at the ground. I was thinking, these little splats of black, like little like fruit splats.

All at once? Yeah, it was like, it just suddenly started once. Yeah, it was like it just suddenly started looked up It's not fruit. It's about a hundred tiny birds Shitting black all I'd had no idea it was it was bird dumb. I looked up it went in my eye in my mouth. Oh Look like that. Oh fuck. No, they're black. Oh, okay, I mean like the stuff in the tree That's just bullshit apparently. Okay. I just assumed it was fruit So there was a guy mean like the stuff in the tree. That's just birch in apparently. Okay, I just assumed it was fruit. So there was a guy in a giant egg under the tree, those like,

I think, exactly. So I had to, I had to, I had to fan them out. We had a top out. That's why I heard actually it was hit in the top. It was like super. As soon as I hit the back of my throat, I gagged like nine. It went to the back, it wasn't just like I was like, I was like, what's happening?

And it was going all over the fan tim and I was like, I ran the fan tim inside of the stuff. What's happening? It went in the back. It wasn't just like on your lap. I was like, what's happening? And it was going all over the phantom. And I was like, I ran the phantom inside of the side. So what's happening? And it went in my eye and my mouth at the exact same time, like two dumps. Honestly, like 100 bullets. You think those bullets high-fived? Yeah, got them.

And then Dan got back and he was trying to like throw stones at them and stuff. They're like, are they sitting on like just the tree or like wires or anything? They were so small and so the tree is really tall. I can't even see the top of it. But they were like way up there. And my old house.

I had a tree very similar. It would grow like these little yellow balls. And I never knew what they were. But the birds would come and they would eat those and then they would shit like black. Like exactly like what you're describing. Maybe that's like way up in the tree for me. Yeah, and I found out that apparently whatever that is, like that like what you're describing. Maybe that's like way up in the tree for me. Yeah, and I found out that apparently,

whatever that is, like that, they call it China berries. It gets birds drunk. So that's what they're doing. So maybe they were up there, like, I'm gonna get this day. You're a trippy. Yo, five bucks if I get this guy right in the mouth. I haven't gagged that hard in a long time.

And I thought it was, like, it was convinced that bird flu and I was gonna die. You didn't get your own camera or anything like that for all the time. I was like, ugh! I do like the idea of better though of all the fruit just falling at once. It's like it's time. I like the idea of better. I was like, am I witnessing this event?

I like the idea of better that Dan was like, I'll protect you and start throwing rocks at you. Well, you're just getting a part like, ah! Yeah, he was launching stones then like a hundred birds would take off. And then come back and birds would take off. And then come back and start doing it again. But I would tell you, at the time the pigeon flew into me in Montreal.

What do you think, sir? I'm sure I've told them on the fog guys, for I still have a Montreal. And it's kind of like near our city where the pigeons are like people there, like they don't give a fuck if you're walking into it, it won't move. You have to like walk around pigeons. And I was standing on a street corner,

waiting across, and all of a sudden, I get punched in the arm, and I look, and it's a fucking pigeon that hit me, and then landed, and then just walking away. But when do you get hit with a pigeon, or any bird? What was that pigeon doing? Was it trying to dodge what? I don't know.

Just like high-trophot traffic areas, like that, if you go to... There was no one else around me though. Really? It just flew into me. They're just city birds or assholes. Because if you go to Guadalupe and your campus, same fucking thing and you'll get three birds that fly at you

and I've had them like coast pass my head. And I'm like walking down the street trying to look cool, you know, like just being me and then there's hearts and I'm like... Fucking sucks. That was the article about the guy who was flying the little prop plane and a pigeon like flew, like clipped the propeller and went straight through the the windscreen and exploded in his face. And while he was trying to get to land the plane with like a bliterated bird in his eyes and stuff. They have an aphalia on a roller coaster.

Just getting nailed in the face by a pigeon. He comes down and just like bloody. Oh gosh. Is there anything that makes you lose your cool faster than like when you're walking? And you think you see a shadow something that'll hit you in the face and you like do the dodge and there's nothing there.

There's nothing else that makes you seem less cool than that. You mentioned that roller coaster. And maybe think about the simultaneously the dumbest and scariest thing I'd ever heard of. As an article I read over the weekend, that I guess Samsung, or no, six flags, obviously they have roller coasters.

They're going to do this partnership with Samsung, where they're going to integrate VR headsets with the roller coaster. So you VR headsets with the roller coaster. So you put the headset on the roller coaster and as you're like following and climbing whatever you see like a different VR experience. We're like a dragon flying by. We're like, yeah like that or like a fighter plane stuff.

There is, oh, so it's like the same motions and everything. I thought you meant it was like, they take you on like a different visual. No, no, it's like it's tied to the motion of the roller coaster, but then you're seeing something totally different. That's really cool. That's super like pointless and lame, but I bet it's really cool. I bet it would be terrifying.

Like you can't actually see. Oh, they're fast. Well, it could make you look like you're not actually sitting in something, you know? Like you're just flying through the air. Right, you don't realize your seat belts come off and you're actually falling to your death from the rollercoaster. Gavin, as I probably hate that, I haven't been on rollercoasters. I've been on a rollercoaster in like years. We rode the same rollercoaster, what, 15 times, and you didn't put your arms up once.

I was terrified each time. I also got real sick. What a square. That's what you got to do. That's what the cool kids do. It had like a 80 degree drop, this rollercoaster. You put your hands up, you sit in the back, you get all the bumps. That's what the got to do. That's what the cool kids do. It had like a 80 degree drop, this roller coaster. You put your hands up, you sit in the back, you get all the bumps. That's what the cool kids do.

Fuck that. How do you get to sit in the ramps? The bumps are apparently the back of the thing gets more bumpy. They're already bring dates. I don't know. I think that's ballad. It's like it's like middle school kid logic. Yeah, it's totally like little kid.

Whenever we went to like six flags for like field trips, you're like, you know, I get the back, cool kids get the back. Yeah, the's totally like little kid. Whenever we went to like six flags for like field trips, you're like, no, I can't get back, cool, I can't get back. Yeah, back, bro. Just like getting the back of the bus, the same thing. Do you remember? Although, sorry, go ahead. Sorry, I interrupt you.

And do you remember when we were filming that? It was for a TV show, like some world crazy as roller coasters or something like that? Yeah. And there was a bunch of extras that they got for it, of people who like roller coasters, including a lot of kids, who kept trying to sit in the front, and we had to be like, no, we're filming something so you can't sit like where the cameras are.

Yeah, and the person from the production was just, that had his thumb up his ass, and it wasn't doing anything, so it was like down to us to like make him leave. Yeah, the people who were like in the thing had to be like, uh, Thankfully, you went into like, strict Bob remote and got rid of them. Yeah. It's a common thing. That's how I get rid of most people. I was gonna say my dad was, um,

he was a football player, but he was also in band. So he was like the one guy that was like, everybody go in for, you know, half time and like have like team meetings and he would come out and play whatever the fuck this thing is Triad that's the one But apparently they were like going to a like a state meetup for like band or something like that His bus kind of accent and he said that at like one point

He was like launched to the ceiling and the bus and then hit the floor Yeah I thought it was funny because my dad's funny. It's a great story. Speaking of car crashes or bus accidents, I saw this really ridiculous photo earlier. And I'm until start behind it. This 54-year-old woman in Illinois apparently hit a tree in her car, a 15-foot tall tree and then drove around With the tree still stuck in the car. I guess she was drunk. She the whole tree hit the tree on top of her car airbags deployed And she still kept going police officers pulled her over and said, you know

Where did you hit the tree? What happened? She's like, I don't know. I've been driving around a lot like Obviously drunk. Yeah, we've got the photo there. I don't know if y'all want to want to show it so she was just driving around like that yeah people call the police because they saw this car driving down the road a fucking tree in it so was she was she done for like driving and theft I don't know how drunk are you that that happens do you think she pulled out a dead person that bad what do you think she pulled out a dead person in egg with that tree? They're like my tree

Comes up with a body flesh You imagine all the squirrels just sitting in the tub of the tree like what is happening Are we moving Like I honestly cannot imagine being that drunk I mean, like I honestly cannot imagine being that drunk. How is it in there? Like what, I don't try to figure out how it's, I know this car keeps on. It looks like the car keeps running.

It's on to the air and fell. Oh, that's pretty nice footage. That's a fucking cartoon. That is too funny. Just taking a tree for a wall. Didn't you guys have a bit of an incident this weekend? Yeah, we did. Speaking of car crashes.

You had a car crash? So we, me, Blaine and Aaron, were going downtown and we all shared an Uber downtown and we saw this big car crash between two cars that just happened. So one car was off to the side and a police car was there. And we were in Uber car and I was like, oh man, it would be so cool if you were in an Uber

and it went into a car crash because then you'd be like strained and somewhere and you'd have to call another man, it would be so cool. Like if you were in an Uber and I went into a car crash because I need to be like strained and somewhere and you have to call another Uber and it would suck. Aaron and I caught an Uber to go home. The car was pulling out. Another car crunched right into the side of it. Right, like literally two hours after we had that discussion.

And the guy was like, oh, what the fuck? And he started like getting out and yelling at the other guy who crashed into him. And it was clearly the Uber drivers fault because he started pulling out into traffic and So we got out and just took a cab home Aaron still got charged for the ride Wow You can give your contact over the way

He is doesn't always work. I had a guy I was running late for a flight to California. I called a lift driver and He didn't he was following ways and he didn't know how to get to Austin Airport. What? Yeah. So he went, and he went and he was like, oh, it's taking me this way and I was like, put the entrances there, that's like the only

entrances, like, well, it says to this and I said, all right, man, but I'm just telling you, if you, if you make me wait for my flight, like, that's, you know, that's fucking sucks and I'm gonna, you know, report it. And he's like, no, I'll get you there, you know. He ends up like pulling into like the service entrance where like the employees go Jesus, and we I had to direct him

We literally did a wrap around the entire austenia port. Did you contact them? I did and I can't I contacted him twice and it was like a $40 fucking charge from here to the airport And I had a really funny thing happen. Do you guys know Andrew? Andy no not that Andrew Watts He like helps his social media at this company. He's still in college and he's like... He's the guy who post all the docs to the receipt. Yeah, he's like, he's in charge of all the hashtag relatable content that we put out. He's...

Hashtag more towards you. He's also like, he's an awesome dude, but he's like the typical like awkward college kid who's like, you know, still doesn't know. Like if something's okay to say here because he's like awesome dude, but he's like the typical awkward college kid who's like, you know, still doesn't know. Like if something's okay to say here because he's like an intern, he's he's he's he's he's He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's Just Andrew things. Just fucking millennial. Ezra is the president of the whole screen. I just can't imagine being him like this awkward college kid driving the president of the company to the airport to Toronto. It's also one of those guys that gets read really quick so I can imagine he was just like, like be real.

See where all those medetocons are. Just what it is. It was funny. That's bad when Blankhull someone to do. No, it's just like, I'm not so hard at that. But I remember though, the other part of that story is like the guy dropped me off and he knew I was fucking fuming mad.

It was the most uncomfortable ride because there's like 15 minutes of this guy knowing that he fucked up and then I was late for my flight. And I told him beforehand that I was gonna be late for my flight. So he gets to me there and he's like, have a great day. You know was late for my flight. And I told him beforehand that I was gonna be late for my flight. So he gets me there and he's like, have a great day, you know, have a good flight. And I was like, yeah, uh-huh.

And I was like, wasn't even talking. I was like, cussing into my breath. I didn't get to take it on the guy, but I was just fucking mad. And while I was doing it, I threw my phone on accident. It hits the floor. This guy's like watching the whole time. And he's like, oh, and I was like,

I was like, fuck, fuck! And I'm like, grabbing on my bags and then I slammed the door to this guy's like, oh, he was like, fuck, fuck! And I'm like grabbing all my bags and then I slammed the door to this guy's like, he was like, he was probably hoping your phone was actually broken, that we couldn't have given him a bad review. Oh god. Did he give him a one? Oh yeah, I like wrote him a big ol' page. Ooh.

Yeah. You could look up, I figured this out recently because of you Gavin, that you could look up your Uber rating. Yep, 4.9 here. 4.9. 4.9? Are you really glad? No, a lift. No, no one cares about that though. I up your Uber rating. Yep, 4.9 here. 4.9. 4.5. Are you really bad? No, a lift.

You don't know where. There's about that though. I'm a good guy. I have a strike of all the conversations. I have a 4.9 on Uber, and I'm happy about that, but it also makes me wonder, who gave me less than a 5? I've been very, why? I've been very drunken, Uber's before.

I'm happy I'm still at a 4.9. I've never been nothing but kind and courteous in an Uber, or I just haven't spoken if the other person's not talking. I always give a five if nobody, if they don't say a word to me. That's an instant five. If I get in and say hi, and they say nothing and drive, and then stop and I get out.

You have done the job. Perfect right. They've done the job. So rude, but really it's perfect. So someone talks to you, do you not give them a five? No, I give everyone a five. I mean, it's just like, if they're six, they get a six. So someone talks to you, do you not give them a five? No, I give them a five. I mean, it's just like, it's like,

if there's a six, they get a six. I have light conversation and I have accepted and given out business cards and a lift. And I think I actually got a guy at job once, like he was on one of my sets, he's a PA. That's fine stuff. I hate those like, chatty cat these that you get in there and you fucking know that they're a lifter oobr-driver

because like, they just want to talk to people. You mean like the woman we had? Motherfucker. She was just like talking to each other. No one was asking questions. I think she was like a teacher or something. She was like an older woman. And she was just like, oh yeah, you know, just to

having one of those days. And we're just like, it's kept going. And like you know what I mean? I would say like yeah. And then just kept going. There was a, I was a really weird Uber experience when I was in Australia for RTX. So one night, Esther and I went to go have dinner

at this stake place in Sydney. Do you have some heavy food drinks? Yes, I got to have a few drinks. So took an Uber there, and then we got in the Uber from the hotel to go to the stake place. And the driver was one of those people who was really really chatty like she's obviously that's her thing she loves talking to the pastor so I'm like all right whatever so what do you hear for a convention you know what you're from United States you know this and that

whatever she drops us off and then we're sitting down eating and then Bethany starts slacking me she's like how's dinner at and she's like she knows where I am like how the fuck do you know where I am she's like oh I know everything and she will not tell me how she knows I'm like she's like, she knows where I am. Why? I'm like, how the fuck do you know where I am? She's like, oh, I know everything. And she will not tell me how she knows. I'm like, how the fuck does she know? So I'm asking everyone, like, how did Bethany know? How did Bethany know? Finally, someone's James is like, yeah, we got James

from Funhouse. Later that night, like, yeah, we called an Uber. And some moment came and picked us up. And we told her we're going to go meet some friends. And she's like, oh, I gave some people a ride earlier from that convention you're here for and they were like Oh, we're probably gonna go meet up them and she's like no, they went to somewhere else they went to the chophouse So the fucking Uber driver To James and let them know and then that's how Bethany knew that I get her and she's a shit

She pissed me off this weekend pretty hard. Yeah. Yeah, we were going out. We went to Barbara. What's up? Drink more of her liquor. Yeah. We went to Barbara Ellis and another employee. Do you want to explain what that is? Barbara Ellis is like the nastiest dance club in Austin.

Like you go there and you basically, yeah, it's just gross, but it's like you meet a lot of people there. You basically get music. What's up? You basically what? What's up? You basically what? What's that? That's what you said. You go there to get some.

Yeah. So, me and another rooster thief, and I'm not gonna mention who it was because of the you know, they have an argument. I said rooster thief and play. Rooster thief and play. We like met two girls and we're talking to them and like things are going great and I was like, you know, let's keep the thing going. So I was like, hey, let's get around a shot

So I bought around shots and they are lightweight so they were just like out So we went to the dance floor and then it hit them and I was like, okay, well this is going nowhere. They're a hypnol. What's up? What? I'm just kidding. What did I do? No, you keep going don't listen. I don't even know what I miss. You said then I hit them And I said what the Roheap Null. Oh, it's hilarious. You don't even know what I miss. You said then I hit them and I said, what, the Rohipnall? Which is a date rape drug. That's hilarious. You don't have to explain to him. So I really don't know this. So they're like, one of the girls specifically,

the other girl that I wasn't talking to was like, which is gone. So I was like, okay, I got to get these rolls of home. Take them outside. She's like throwing her phone around and just like pitching a fit and stuff like that. And I'm trying to like calm her down but also like handle the Uber.

So I have these two girls I'm essentially carrying one of them to the vehicle and I pass Bethany and she was like, you make me sick. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, I am getting these girls home. I will be right back. I take them to their car and on the way, three or four fucking guys came up, grabbed her by the hip and they're like, hey, and I was like, get the fuck out of here. Oh my God.

You know what they're doing. Got them to their lifts, bid them farewell, got the girls number, K-Bi, walk back, Bethany's gone, and I texted her and I was really bothered by that. And I was like, listen, I'm back in the club, I don't know where you guys are, if you would meet up. I'm just kidding. But I was kind of drunk and I didn't take it as joke

and I was like, I'm getting a cab back to my place. I want you to know that that's not me and she was like, yeah, sure. And I was like, no, seriously, like I'm not joking around. And she was like, yeah, what'd you all do and need to pick you up at? And I was like, motherfucker, I just thought I'd say, I was so pissed.

I should probably just fucking waste you. That was so mean. That's why she did it. She knew it was bothering you that is all well You're also always like I can't really got offended by that. I'm very offended by that That's like you quite sensitive deep down to those kinds of things. Yeah, you that's up That's a big you can't think about you. Yeah, I really want it like you're a good guy And when people don't think that it's like probably I see him very hurtful and those girls could have been in a shitty situation

Like if they had been any other guy or you know somebody with bad intentions I wasn't there those three guys that caught him who knows you know, and I felt like I was doing a good deed and then she was like Well, you bethany jimore verlicker also she wasn't drinking for a while too And I think that night was her first night drinking too. So she probably also, you know, feeling it. It's burns. Let me read this other thing. You read that thing.

One of my other one, this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by Trunk Club. No matter what time of year it is, you got to make every second count. And that means looking your best. No more ratty jeans or oversized hoodies. It's time to upgrade your wardrobe and let Trunk Club handle all of that work for you.

trunk club takes the hassle out of shopping by finding the best clothes for you and your style. You'll look and feel amazing and will always have the perfect clothes for the season. At trunkclub.com slash reach your teeth, you answer simple questions about your style, preferences and size, and your assigned and expert stylist. Your stylist will handpick clothes from the best premium brands, just to prove what you like and send back what you don't like. Just like that, a trunk arrives on your doorstep, filled with handpick clothes from the best premium brands. Just to prove what you like and send back what you don't like. Just like that, a trunk arrives on your doorstep, filled with handpick clothes that are perfect

for you. Try them on, keep what you like, and easily return what you don't in their prepaid trunk. Trunk Club is not a subscription service, you only pay for the clothes you keep from your trunk. No hidden charges, just great clothes. Get started today and trunk club will style you for free, plus free shipping both ways, you only pay for the clothes you keep. To take advantage, go to trunkclub.com slash rooster teeth.

That's trunkclub.com slash rooster teeth for a trunk filled with clothes that you'll love wearing. Thank you trunk club for making guys like me look somewhat presentable. It's hard work and it's much appreciated. You look good. Thank you. What's going on over here?

Y'all are freaking out. I stuck my finger in this and then I flicked some in Bob's eyes. Is it burning? A little bit. Yeah, it's pretty strong. It's got a little chillion. He drips them on my shoe and then he went like this. Honestly, I didn't think it would go in your eye, but I'm kind of...

We always located it in this vicinity. Was it your left eye? It was both of them. But it was just a little sprinkle. It started to tear out already so it's okay. It's a little sprinkle. It's a little sprinkle. But if this burns going in your gallet, it's going burn going in these. Hey, did you use a way that you can get drunk? Did you know that?

Let's not encourage that. We'll talk about that later. We'll talk about that later. If it hurts, you can get drunk through it. No. Cutting your, cutting your arm with glass hurts. And then if you pull booze into it? No, that probably wouldn't work. Well, haven't you heard of this thing? What people do? Disinfect it. Yeah, if you put it in your asshole, your eye, you get messed up.

Oh, yeah, so we, yeah. Did you not hear about the guy who took shots about go through his butthole and then died? Yeah, like a distance later. That's nice. Yeah, we're in vacation. Weirdly, we end up talking about this later. We have a post-show segment we're gonna get to.

How good, okay. Yeah, we talked about this. So do you still use trunk club? Yeah, love trunk club. Cause you've been looking stylish. Thank you. I've slowed down a bit. I need to get a refresher and get some more stuff.

Yeah, it's weird to see you and shirts up at you. So I'm not used to seeing that. I don't know what that means. Well usually you'd wear like a shirt that's a little baggy or just like an old shirt shirt shirt. I have one shirt, I think my oldest shirt, I don't wear it anymore. I get any throwaway. It is 20 years old now. Wow. Mine is the caboose minus one

Shit, that's your oldest your favorite shirt oldest. Oh, is that the pick? Is that the one you wore in like the picture to you when you're like a little Little tiny Gavin free little right? Mine is a huge a lot. It's too big for me. Mine's a youth large pierced Mustangs football It's too big for me. It finds a youth-large, pierced mustangs, football, like camp, shirt. And it's my favorite shirt, it's my lucky shirt. I wore it during finals. And I know things are serious when I let a girl

borrow that shirt. I once had a yellow shirt. Did you lose your virginity in that shirt? No. No. Did you lose your virginity naked? Yeah, did you lose it in a shirt? No.

You're like, this is what is your cool luck in it. It's like I gotta wear the shirt, I'm sorry. Do you think, like how often do people lose their virginity, like through the hole? What? I don't know. I'm probably not asking. Wait, what does that mean? No, just like knob through the clothes. Oh, like as if you're going pier or something? How often is this first time?

Mine? It was okay. I had a really funny first time. Yeah, did you feel comfortable? I thought that was fine. That was okay. I had a really funny first time. Yeah, did you feel comfortable? We can escape it. It's fine. It was with my first boyfriend. And when we decided we were ready, I like, ready. We were ready.

You know, I said, like, you know, let's go. And he didn't have any condoms with him. But his friend did, he was down the road. But living in Canada, I think this was December or January it was very icy outside So I see him leave his house and start running down the street I see him fucking each shit On the way because he's like running so fast to get these Did he ever he didn't even get up he's like clawing at the ground, like putting himself along, sliding on the ice.

So was he bleeding on you when he was doing? No, I think he just like, you know, and hit his elbow or something like that. God, that's really funny. Also, I don't like. I pictured like a trail of fire behind him. I also didn't tell him that I saw him. Oh, he doesn't know.

No. I don't know if I ever told him that actually. So is it both your first times? No, not his. Yeah. He was very enthusiastic about first times? No, not his. Ah. He was very enthusiastic about it. He was older than that. Have you ever taken a boy's innocence?

Uh, no. Not that I know of at least. So this is kind of a shady story. And is it your first time story? No, my first time was, it was okay, but it was just like on the squeaky bed known to man. Was it like that? And she had a, it was worse than that.

It was like, and then it was like banging on the squeaky bed known to man. Was it like that? And she had a, it was worse than that. It was like, and then it was like banging into the wall. Anyways. Yeah, like, just banging into the wall. It went fine, it was okay. But, what's the shade? Sorry, so I met a girl at college and we happened to live in the same co-op together.

And she ended up moving out, but we still talked after she moved out. We went out drinking, like things were fine. And we decided to start hanging out more. So we ended up making love, as they say. And I remember we were going at it, and she said something along the lines of This is my first time and I was like, oh, that's kind of weird

But I just went you know blue past it's it's just weird because like I don't feel comfortable It's not dating because well we weren't dating and I didn't really have much of an intention to date her And you you want it to be special for the person? Yeah I lost mine to like my series my only serious girlfriend or like one of my few serious girlfriends Anyways, whatever that happens, it was fine. We kind of split apart, but we're like fine. Well, I had another friend who also lived with the co-op with me and he's like, hey, I'm talking to the squirrel. And he said her name and I was like, oh, I know her.

But I didn't want to tell my history because I thought it would ruin a forum. So I didn't want to know, let him know if we would be Eskimo buddies. Well, so the week's past and every now and then he'd update me on it and he'd be like, yeah, I think she didn't really good. And it's like, good for you, dude, good for you.

And he came back one time and he's like, so proud, she didn't even grin, and I was like, what's up, and he's like, we did it. And I was like, yeah, you did it? Yeah, man. I kind of feel bad, but she said it was her first time. And I was like, oh, shit. Oh, do you think that's her thing?

Like that's like, she thinks it's an attractive quality and she just tells every guy that. I don't know, but I think we were like, it was like a couple of days or weeks later and we were just over drinks and was like, you know, he had ended it with her and he was like complaining about her and I was like, you know, I didn't want to tell you this because I thought I'd spoil it, but like, I had also been with that girl and she also told me that it was her first time and we were both just like, what? So we had like this weird bonding moment

over the fact that this girl lied to us about the same thing. I wonder if she's ever forgotten that she slept with someone, slept with them again and told her, that was the first time again. She was in her right mind when we did it and I'm pretty sure, knowing this guy, he was probably in her right mind when we did it. And I'm pretty sure knowing this guy, he was probably in her right mind.

Did you buy it? I mean, I didn't question it, but it felt accurate. Like, did she starfish it? Go on. What? Do you not, is that not a common thing? Starfish? Well, do you know how starfish is shaped? Okay, like a star?

Like, imagine that on a bed. Yeah, like, when a girl does not participate in the sexual activities, she's starfishing it. Oh, but starfishes eat through their ainess. Then she did starfish. They know how to party, they get fucked up. And she was a starfish Do they really I don't know I know that in the middle like everything's in the middle of the starfish like the beak and The beak I assume that it has a beak. Does it not?

Like a beak yeah, like an octopus has a beak have you never seen a starfish? Have you ever seen the underneath of a starfish? Can't see I have let's roll the guppins is that's what the workings are Was it all flat on the on the surface if there's a beak under there? It's like this thing is putting up a beak that big star mean star you had little jewels in the mill of that's true. Yeah I'm trying to I'm looking up starfish beak some sites say yes some sites say no that no to the beak Yeah, well, I don't know if it has a beak octopus definitely has a yes, some sites say no. Is it no to the beak? Yeah. Well, an octopus has a beak.

Octopus definitely has a beak. But Patrick had a butt. It was SpongeBob. I thought you told me about Patrick. I thought you told me about Patrick too. I have to like out that. Oh, well, this can't be true because this fictional cartoon character. I love SpongeBob.

So yeah, that was my shitty story. Also, who, let's say, wait, people who haven't done it, just spread on the bed like that? I don't know if that's necessarily true for everybody, but when you, I mean, either partner could be not very active or into it when you're having sex. I did it girl, it happens. It was kind of awkward. And so there's, I mean, there's a misconception with a lot of women that you don't have to actively participate in, that you could just lie there and get it done to you, which I'm not saying is the

thing of all women, but it happens with some women. As a guy speaking to girls who are listening to this podcast, be more involved because it's more attractive. Some advice. You're saying they're just slump that? No, it's just discussing your fucking move. Just lay there, don't move, don't make any sound. Yeah.

That's how it gets like this. It's perfectly still. So you're giving sex advice to girls. Well, you know, if they want to be successful, okay, that's weird. Take back my advice. If they want to be successful. Don't listen to me. Never mind.

I heard a moan in there. Yeah. Like a, oh, not a good one. Not a good one. Like an awkward moan of yikes. Did you see? But you know that there's a really fucked up story out of China last week where I Guess there's this apartment building in the city in China where

There was an elevator that was broken in the apartment building so they cut off the power to the elevator January 30th and Lunar New Year happened so the elevator repair company like took some time off and they finally went back to fix it last week. And when they actually went into it to fix it, they found someone who was dead, who apparently had been trapped in the elevator for, at that point, over a month. A lot of decomposing in shit. Yeah, they said that their defense, the elevator repair companies' defense was, well, we opened up the doors on the floor above and shouted down asking if anybody was in there and we didn't hear anything. So we just cut the power and left it. Can you imagine that being stuck in a fucking elevator?

I would get out. You must have like the switch between having hope and giving up so many times before you finally stop to death. What? What building was this? It was in China somewhere in apartment building. And an actual pop. Why did they yell back? Because why didn't they keep yelling? Like someone eventually would have heard that, right?

I think probably because then the time that they're like, hey, anybody down there? OK, then they start walking over to the electrical box and then they probably walked in. And the guy wearing headphones was like, someone say something. Yeah, probably. When we were at E3, I stayed at a big hotel, I guess it's a figure where I hotel.

I'm fig street right down from the convention center. And I didn't find this out until later, but James from Funhouse told me that a woman who had been filmed on the security cameras, they checked the security cameras footage, and she was like hiding from like what looked like a ghost. Like she was like acting really sporadically and strange. Apparently got roof access to the fig hotel

and went into the water like storage thing on the roof of the building and died in there. And people were drinking her. Yeah. She was decomposing in the water and they didn't know and people were drinking her. Yeah. She was decomposing in the water, they didn't know until people started complaining. You know, forget the tree, that's how I wanna go. You wanna be drunk by people?

You wanna be drunk by people? Yeah. That's me. Yeah. I always hate, like, when people have found like so long after they've died, but then you imagine what they went through, like there was that woman who climbed,

she was trying to get in or out of a building, so she climbed through the, like the AC event or something. Oh, that was in Austin. Yeah. And she just like was calling through it and then she just fell straight down and there wasn't enough room for her to like continue. Yeah, so she was just like stuck head first upside down

in a vent and just like had to die. She was upside down. Yeah, I assume she wasn't killed by the force. Right, right. She was stuck there for several years. She was just down. Yeah, I assume she wasn't killed by the force. You were like, right, right, right, right. She was just like, first several years. She was so awfully claustrophobic and painful. Yes. Oh, that's like, oh god, that's terrible.

Yeah, that, like to me. That makes me feel really good. You go in like this, that's what made it seem terrible. She was upside down, like, you can't go back up because you just, and no one can hear you. Yeah, and you're like, ah, ow. I forgot about that.

That was like five or six years ago. I think you told me that story if you used to. I think that's when I first moved here. It's been a while. Four years ago. That's awful. But don't be climbing around. Don't crawl into the fence.

It's not as glamorous as the movie's making out to be. Or if you do, let someone know you're doing it first. Yeah, it will be attached to a rope. Should it be like Bruce Willis Come on out. We got some dinner and have some last Well, have you guys seen that movie a 127 hours? No, but you know what it's about. Yeah Yeah, but get in your arms the fact that that's a true story is crazy

It's bad us. So it's really cool, but really fucking scary. There's this girl on Instagram, Twitter. She's like gorgeous. She's like really cool. And she has a cybernetic, like prosthetic arm. And she's fucking cool. And she like posts these videos of like her doing stuff with her robot arm. And how's it controlled? Uh, I don't know.

But it's like, she has a really good control. It basically looks like something from like Deus Ex, Mock and I like she's able to like even twist her hand and like make it spin around. That's, it's like, she has a really good control. It basically looks like something from like Deus Ex, mocking it, like she's able to like even twist her hand and like make it spin around. That's, it's like, it's cool. That's cool, and having a real on. That's what I thought, and I was like, I'm a terrible person, but I was like,

I kinda want a cyber-data car now. I mean, you wouldn't feel. I thought you were gonna say something completely different. Cyber-data? No, I thought you were gonna say, that'd be so awesome for her to give you a hand job. Oh, be awful. Nah, be cold.

It would be like, the arm wouldn't have to move, like the hand could just be like, remember? Yeah, like you would just stay there with the hand. Right, right. What if it didn't, she doesn't know, like, gripped strength, so it's like, you look like,

you look so, like, she's like, hold on, I'll be right back. It takes it off and leaves it there. It's still going. And that's the way to die. Yeah, I was thinking, like, in terms of like, mashing stuff, I was watching a video about these magnets, they're like super powerful magnets. It's really about this big. Oh I was thinking, like in terms of like mashing stuff, I was watching a video about these magnets, they're like super powerful magnets,

really about this big. Oh, and there's like videos of like one will be sat on like a rail and the other one will be here and I'll just like nudge it and eventually it'll just be like, and they hit with such force that they smashed to pieces and they did it with like a hot dog and it went, and it just like the bit in between just gets,

it just explodes basically. Like it gets squashed to the point where there's nowhere. Yeah, they spark, and it goes like, fling the lower place. I can't imagine what it'd be like to get your hand in between them. Like, it would go into your hand, and your hand would just explode. Like, I don't see any other way that it could go. Your fingers would fly off, and then, oh, splos...

You wouldn't be able to like separate it. You'd have to be like, well, that's in there now. That's my hand. It'd be awful. Hey. I'm trying to do that. Tag me in. Oh!

Oh! Oh! Saved by the knife. Well. Bernie, Bernie finally showed up. Who's he could probably tell? I got hit by the foot dust. Well, the shoe dust. We have, we're finally showed up. Who's he could probably tell? I gotta hit by the foot dust. Well the shoe dust.

We have, we have a face shot. Bernie, you wanna tag in? Navin. No, I'm leaving. I got that video you're talking about. It's funny, Bernie, I saw you lurking around the corner before and I was like, I prayed to God he doesn't dive into the podcast again

because I'm sitting next to Gavin. He wasn't lurking, he came alone brooding in. No, but like, this was like half an hour ago. Oh really? I saw his head poke right behind Someone's so clumsy be so stealthy I got the video I don't know why yeah what's that okay? Was that it? Oh, it's in slow motion whoa oh wow Yeah, there's one where it does it like it does a hot dog and it's just like

It's crazy. You want to show us? Trance boost I really like it Yeah, I do Sorry, almost wasted precious boost. So there's like these these things that like you can put a magnet in your iPhone case and then you can like clip it to like whatever like on your car like your dashboard thing like you can just like put it wherever When that hurt the insides of the iPhone though, like having a magnet in it? Nah.

No? Like, no, I don't think so. I don't think it's not like a like a hard drive at all. I remember fucking up one of my parents' TVs because they had a magnet thing and I was like, oh, it's making rainbows. This is really cool. My parents really beat me to death.

I mean, just like, why would you fucking do that, you idiot boy? My cousin did that. He was just like walking past the TV and it kind of went like mmm And then he was like cool And he just put it on the TV and all of the screen the sucked up to the top. Yeah, the TV was just good I've heard of some people who have like strong magnets Implanted in their like subcutaneously in their skin. Mm-hmm. So that they can basically gain a sense of magnetism.

So it's like adding a sense you don't have. So if you put a magnet like a really powerful magnet on your skin would it just stick? Or it fly out? No. What if you walk by one of those mofos and just like, you can't go anywhere near any equipment or any kind of stuff. Yeah, well they could feel like magnetic influence around them. Maybe that's what like some hippies have, where they like feel like magnetic influence around them. Maybe that's what like some hippies have where they like feel the energy

And they center on their chakra. Yes, I'm scared that Bernie Yeah, I'm terrified that he's gonna do something else No, I think I think he's how much of that is needed any magnets. I want I want to make it slow right now You can buy them like there's those the small like super powerful ones They sell them like as jewelry and you can like make necklaces and bracelets and shit The big ones the people who made that video They're like don't try this at home click here to buy the magnets It's so awful to just make one mistake and lose a hand to them. Oh, they get a robot hand

That's good the whole the whole conversation comes back around one mistake and lose a hand to them. Oh, did he get a robot hand? That's true. The whole conversation comes back around. I saw this other thing. So, like, I don't know why I talk about magnets when we think about like, future, even though magnets are old. I go into the earth. Earlier today, I saw this, this really,

right now I think it's stupid, but in the future I'm sure it'll be really cool. I saw this really stupid video where good ear made this concept tire. That's a ball. Oh yeah. How does that attach to a car? They don't, that's not their problem.

They just make the tire and then they figure out how to put the tire into the car. Is it magnetic, like a halva's with magnets? No, but it's, it, how cool would that be though? Like you could just be like, that would be probably the easiest parallel parking spot ever. Right.

You could just go like this. And it's got a line through it for wet weather. So if the car senses wet weather, the tires can re-align and it rolls a certain way to accommodate for that. That is a wicked. That is the dumbest shit ever. It sounds so dumb. And it looks like this.

It does. 20 years from now. 20 years from now. 20 years from now. 20 years from now. 20 years from now. 20 years from now. 20 years from now. 20 years from now. 20 years from now. 20 years from now. built this thing and they're like, we're gonna revolutionize the way the cars are built. We don't know how this is gonna go on the car, but we made this tire.

But there it is. Like, what are you gonna do with that? If they don't know how to mount it, then it's useless. You could probably put like a spike in one side and the other side and then, it's like, it rolls all the way around. It's really, it looks like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it It seems like what you would have to do is almost have, like in the car, have other spheres

that kind of hold it in place, so we can roll freely. It's get really powerful, Magnet. But what will work with those? Then those you can like, hold in with other spheres. I don't know, your whole car is spheres. Guys, I wanted a way to do this, but I made a new tire. I don't know how it's gonna be mounted on the car

so that I'm gonna be able to move. But this is the new tire, so. There you go. That's what they did. You can put some tread on that. What? Is this how, what? No, I would get that. I don't think cars are gonna look like how we think of cars much longer because cars look like they do in order to accommodate drivers and the end of the car. I don't think cars are gonna look like how we think of cars much longer because cars look like they do in order to accommodate drivers. I don't think cars are gonna look like how we think of cars much longer. Because cars look like they do in order to accommodate drivers. And the engine and everything.

Right, well, I mean, we still have engines, but, you know, the whole electric, like, testless, like that's gonna change it. People not having to have a steering wheel when cars are fully autonomous, you know, can you, it makes me think of like minority report. Like when it came out, you're like, those cars look stupid.

That would never work. Like robots. Yeah, it's like, oh, well, those cars look stupid, that would never work. Like robots. Yeah, it's like, oh, well, if you don't even do it. Do you think every car's just gonna look like the back of a limo word, just like that couch that surrounds the interior of it? Yeah, why not? That's gonna be cars to buy a couch.

The no cause can steer with the back axle. Like why isn't it that you just pull up to a parking space? The car knows you've stopped, the back tires rotate and you just slide in sideways. Like why isn't that happened? Like why isn't that that you just pull up to a parking space? The car knows you've stopped, the back tires rotate, and you just slide in sideways. Why isn't that happening? Why isn't that standard on the car? Because the axle, it's like one long bar, so. But the whole thing would rotate?

Yeah, but then you throw the whole thing off balance, though. It would just be like a steering that is locked when you're going fast. But then balance, like you said. Why balance? Like, okay, so you say it's two axles like this, and then you wanna have this one go like that. No, it wouldn't turn the whole,

it would just be steering like the front tires. So then you basically be making lateral movements, I guess? So you'd like pull up to a space, you'd steer it all the way over with the front, and the back would do the same, and you'd just drive in. So it's being able to... Because it's the axle, so it's the wheel alignment. Well, you say maybe just turn the wheel or the tires and not actually turn the axle.

But it doesn't do that. When you turn a car, the tires go like... Right, like just being able to move the back tires as well. Yeah. I'm just saying, have steering on the back. You'd be able to make like 45 degree turns then. Really? You probably wouldn't be safe to use them driving, because you'd like to do this, and

you just spin out. Yeah. I mean, you could do that anyways, probably. Yeah. But for parking, it makes total sense, but nobody's ever, I guess it just doesn't make sense to do it for some reason, but I don't know that reason. It seems like it's a no-brainer. Unlock the back wheels for parking. Revolutionary.

So is it? No bill price. If the back axle could turn like the front axle does, what's the point of circular tires? Well, you could, even if the back turned, you wouldn't be able to do like sideways, like 90 degrees. I guess, yeah. Yeah, so that's why the point is, someone has an excellent tweet here that's so good, I'm'm gonna read it. Okay. This is a tackless tom Talking about the spherical tires Have little rollers on the inside like a nighties mouse That's how you would attach the there's to know at speeds of 90 per cent miles per hour

The friction would fucking destroy it. No, you I mean you did just have to design it and engineer So more ball balls that are on the inside or like little wheels The friction would fucking destroy it. No, you, I mean, you did just have to design it and engineer something to stand up to that. So more wheel balls that are on the inside? Or like little wheels. All right. All you would need is I think Brad or what are in here? Uh, uh, tackless tom.

I think back then, the, they only need three different wheels to move the mouse in whatever direction. When I was at school as a kid, one of my friends pulled out the ball from a mouse and he, he put it in his belly button and it got stuck. And they died. That kid was cabin free. That wasn't me.

My belly button was an out- Did you ever, did you have to use mice with the balls in them a lot? Yeah. Oh yeah. Did you ever have to clean yours out? And the gunk. Yeah. Yeah, the gunk on the inside.

So gross. Like on the roller wheels. My parents probably did. I never did this. Yeah, I had one with like a thumb ball as well and that got gunk. Yeah, the gunk on the inside. So gross, on the roller wheels. My parents probably did. I never did this. Yeah, I had one with like a thumbles, well, and that got gunk. Yeah, you'd be like, oh, why is my mouth sticking? Is that working? Oh, yeah, the gunk, you have to like take the ball out.

But every time you clean the gunk, you put the ball back in, you'd be like, oh. It was so sandy. It was like, it was like, it's like, it's on an air. Yeah. That's true.

You never had, I guess you said your parents do. Well, I was, yeah, I was young when I had a roller-ball Ball match roll about Here did you start using the internet? I think when I was 12 so 2000 and One what about you go I was probably 14 what year? One as well I think right?

I was, I was probably 12. Yeah, 2001. He's like 11 or 12. What year? No, he's one year younger than me, so 2001. I don't know. You know, you have to do that for everybody today. I asked because I was looking at this chart earlier today and it shows like

internet users in the world and the growth of like the proliferation of the internet over time Yeah, and it's just really crazy to see like how nope it went from something that nobody used to now It's like you bick with us like you've got it in your pocket you've got on your lap. It's everywhere all around I was 2000 because my hotmail account was registered in November 2000 So at the time in 2000 they were less than 750 million people in the world on the internet Wow probably I mean, it's hard to tell on this graph Maybe 500 million less than that. What is it now? Now it looks like it's about three billion internet users in the world When did you get on the internet? This is 94 other?

It's four billion. How many how many how many of those are subscribed to PewDiePie? So but yeah, it's look I mean you look like 93 the first year they have data It's like you can barely even see the line and then now it's like half the people and you're 94. That's good Gross it's such a stable graph. Look at that. Yeah, it's so stable I I thought it would be more like this. Yeah, just way up. It's like graduate study climb That's not dude. I remember on my up parents old PC. Oh here's sorry market 2,000 300 4 million users I Should play the Sims and then I realized at one point

when I was playing The Sims, it's a good game. I was like, I'm living out these people's lives in avoiding my own and I never touched The Sims after that. Yeah, I told the same thing was like, where your Sim is working out and he's getting buffed and he's like studying for school. It's like, I'm not doing any of The Sims in real life. I'm depressed now.

Yeah. It was a very like, cathartic like depressing moment. I was like, I'm living in other things life. I used to just make dudes bang each other in the Sims. Yeah. Same. You used to see the blurry shit. Are you living out some repressed feelings? No, it's just like, I wonder if you can do that in this game.

Yeah. Oh, you can. Yeah. It's making me do it again. A lot of people are pointing out vehicles to us that actually do have that feature you talked about. But are they commercial vehicles? Or is it like farm equipment? No, apparently it's a various commercially available

vehicle. So I'm just driving a tractor down the road. Denali trucks, they say, have that feature to call it quad rosteer. This is a truck, though. Oh, they can. Chevy Suburban? Well, what does that look like?. This is a truck though. Oh, really can't. Chevy Suburban? Well, what does that look like?

It's like a giant SUV. Pretty common vehicle, most please. And they can stay with the back. Class. And then that. Well done Chevy. Chevy. Alamedhip.

Cheverlet. And one of the ones I see here is a Jeep. It looks like each tire can turn independently. I don't believe it. How do you drive it? How do you drive it. How do you drive? I'm not sure. You know, this looks like it's in the back.

Mine's also in 1995 though. Do you do, is the Jeep way of a real thing? Oh, it's a very real thing. What is it? You're like, you're holding on the steering wheel and you do this thing? Put your arm out. Put your arm out.

Over here. You're my steering wheel. You're my steering wheel. Okay, fine. Get your arm out, the barber. I can't reach all the way. I'm steering. I'm gonna see a Jeep coming. I gotta go like that. Oh, arm out of the barber. I can't reach all the way. Steering, see a Jeep coming.

I go like that. Oh, so it is the two finger thing. You're sure? Yeah. You don't make like a J. No. I'm gonna get a Jeep, I don't have flip everyone off who does that to me.

No, it's like a culture. I remember my first Jeep wave, it was actually on, where was it? No, I was leaving the cougar and my parents, and the guy waved to me and I was like, oh, and then I, he drove by and I was like, oh, how do you find out about that though? I, it's just a cultural thing.

People when I was driving my Chevy HHR, that piece of shit car that I hated, when people would see me in other HHRs, they would wave, and I would just be like, I fucking hate this car, like stop waving at me. It was all like soccer moms, yeah. How many neighbors? You know, you always see people on motorcycles

like wave to each other? I remember one time, yeah, one time I saw this guy, I was driving the same direction. It was a guy in a mo-ped and a motorcycle is coming the opposite direction. The guy in the mo-ped like tries to wave to him. The guy in the motorcycle just totally ignored him. Actually, like you didn't see it up there.

He fell apart, and it just went. Get out of my sight. Yeah. There's no Honda wave. Yeah. Here we go. There's no Honda wave. Yeah, because that's stupid. Yeah, I got one more thing to read. One reminder, this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by Warby Parker. Thanks to Warby Parker for sponsoring this episode of the RESTEETH podcast.

Glasses should not cost as much as an iPhone. Prescription glasses start at $95 including prescription lenses. Tatanium collection starts at $ $95 including prescription lenses. Tattainium collection starts at $145 including prescription lenses. Warbeaparker makes buying glasses online easy and risk-free. The home trion program allows customers to order five pairs of glasses to be shipped directly to them where they can try them on in the comfort of their own home. Users can keep the frame for five days before sending them back for free using the prepaid return shipping label with no obligation to purchase.

All glasses include anti-reflective and anti-glare coating, a hard case and cleaning cloth, there's no additional cost for these. Warbeaparker uses premium Japanese titanium and French non-rocking screws. When you place an order for prescription glasses, they will be in your hands within 10 business days. They usually arrive even faster than that. For every pair of glasses sold, Warbeapark Parker distributes a pair of glasses to someone in need. Non-prescription polarize sunglasses started at $95 and prescription polarize sunglasses begin at $175. Try Warby Parker out for

yourself, see how good you look in their frames, go to Warby Parker dot com slash Root Chateeth, that's Warby Parker dot com slash Root Chateeth. I'm wearing my Warby Parker glasses right now. We're also wearing our Warby Parker glasses. From a at home try on kit, Bob is. These are all my sunglasses I've selected from my at home kit. Can I see your kit? Yeah, I'm taking.

How do I look? I'm taking it. I'll put the box. There you go. Yeah. Very good. That's a gift. What kind of stuff does this do?

That's a gift for the front page of a Warby pocket. What can I sell to Steve? I think it'll be pocket. Those are the ones that I like. Or your sunglasses circular. Mine are circular. You can give it a label to send it back. Apparently there's like a thing, and I think Warby actually does this where they have like a chart.

And they're like, all right, if your face is round, then you get square glasses. And if your face is square, then you get round glasses. Like there's this whole like aesthetic. Yeah, but who has a square face? I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I've run into my family as glasses and I feel like at some point in my life I'm going to need glasses. Getting ready? So I always wanted to see what kind of frame looks good on me. Where's Barbara go? How's library getting here? Wow, look how smart I look. Science.

I went to eat dinner at a restaurant the other day and our waiter was wearing a pair of eye glasses so you could see. And when he came by to give us the check, like he had to open up his little waiter thing, I don't know what that is, right? To look for our check. And he put another pair of glasses on over his existing pair of glasses. So he was wearing two pairs of glasses on as he was-

Did we know he was- Yeah, I was like, I don't know what he was doing. It was really, really weird. It's strange. It's a good look for you. Oh, that's true. Did you guys see the Ghostbusters trailer?

Yeah, what do you think? Bit of it, a bit of it. I didn't hate it as much as everyone else. Yeah, I don't get why it's getting so much hate. Yeah, it's like it's fine I thought some of the stuff some of the stuff I didn't like people complained about the way the ghosts look I thought the ghosts look fine fucking cool. Yeah, that's that they look really good I was I thought like you know that they showed off like the picture for new gadgets like the Ghostbusters having like little pistols And stuff. I was like that looks pretty cool and. And Jack was like, yeah, it's just an excuse to have been make a video game. It's like, I still

think it's cool. I was cool. I really love to that line where she's like, is it the hat? It's too much. Isn't wiggle the hat. Yeah, that was the best part. I really like Kate McKinnon. He's really funny. Yeah, I think it's gonna be great. I think they had to make like kind of like a broad appealing trailer to just kind of rope everybody in. But I think it's gonna be great. I think they had to make like kind of like a broad appealing trailer to just kind of rope everybody in, but I think it's gonna be like that kind of like

niche humor, like in spy. What is that called fake? Oh, it's fucking great. Spine was really funny. It's really fun. That's the most macrothy, right? Like I was watching that on a plane and I could not hold in laughter.

I like this song too, like the new version. Oh, yeah, man. I just really like all those actions, especially Chris and Wig. Yeah. She's one of the funniest comedians I know. It'll be great. People need to shut up about complaining about it.

The guy that played Jay Jonah Jameson, what's that guy's name? Paul Dude. JK Simons just got cast as a thank you Gordon. Kishor Gordon, the Justice League, which I think is weird. Blaine, it's not your movie news. So speaking of JK Simmons, I was rewatched, they just spied just premiered on each field, and I was hoping to get a chance to the day and I saw it was on.

I was like, all right, I liked it. I'm going to watch it again. And I put it on. And there's that actress. She plays the woman in charge of the CIA. She's like Melissa McCarthy's boss in the movie. Yeah. What's her name?

Alison Jani, I think? I was like, she looks just like JK Simmons, like they could be like related. Really? I think I'll have to like find a photo of each of them, like her and that role in JK Simmons. I was like, those two people look exactly the same. Melissa McCarthy was in Charlie's Angels. Was she? She just played some like woman in it. And she like an actual like speaking role. Yeah She didn't for like a minute. I remember her at all. It's always funny to watch

Yeah, she's in the scene when they're playing barracuda and Lucy lose like wearing all the Luckily I just did a Google search and I see there you go Let me see Those two I'll put the image up on the screen Wait, so that correlation then looking exactly the same same. Why are they in that picture together? Are they like, I didn't do that. I don't know where that came from. I got the Charlie Zangel photo. I don't know if you want to show it. I want to see it.

I'm curious. I've seen the movie so many times that I don't remember. Yeah, I love as soon as you see it. I love watching old movies and watching actors who are famous now. Oh, do I not connect? They weren't at the time. It's cool. Oh my god. It's like when, what's his name? From a, oh yeah. Oh, that's the picture. Right.

When they're all the guys and all the, yeah, they're all turning around to look at them. Damn, what's your little? I saw. But it in wanted where dude gets hit in the face with a keyboard and this teeth comes out, one's one of his teeth comes out. It's like Chris Pratt. It doesn't spell one.

What? Oh, shit. But it's like nobody really knew Chris Pratt then. You got to know him. So now it's like, oh, that's Chris Pratt. I saw a clip earlier today of Kevin Hart in 40-year-old Virgin. Who is he in that? He goes into the electronic store.

He's wearing the shirt this is Jamaica and he gets into the argument with one of the employees. Really? It's cool. It's like's like oh yeah. It's totally Kevin Hart. And you just, you know, at the time you have no idea who it is. I watched for the first time and I'm ashamed to admit this. Last weekend I watched both of the Kill Bill volume one and two. Oh, so for the first time ever. I'd never seen them before. And I realized that thing where it like zooms, I don't know if this is from that movie, maybe correct me if I'm wrong, where it zooms in on someone and it does that music

that's like, whee, whee, whee, whee, whee, whee. Is that from that movie? No, that's like an homage to all like kung fu movies from the 70s. Okay. That was pretty cool part of that. That was my alarm for a while.

Was it? Yeah, awful. So like, it was a alarm, but it was also my ringtone for people that I hated. So I would be really dramatic about it. I'd be like, whee! I got it. Hello. Oh yeah, it is totally crisp. That's crazy. I watched Guardians the other night. What's interesting about the scene is that they had to translate that to different languages. Oh yeah, and there's a,

as soon as he cuts away. Oh yeah, this is a four year old version. Don't show too much of it, but I don't want to fucking podcast again. Remove from YouTube for showing that. Let's take it out later. Yes. What is the rule on YouTube with that?

Like, whatever they say it is. Whatever they say it is. Didn't Ray William Johnson get like, boned recently in court? Did he? I don't know, I burn you saying something about it. Well maybe he wasn't. It's just so, I mean, it's,

the rules are not, right, it's not bound by like any law, it's just whatever their rules are, you know. So you could use something, I mean, I'm sure you've had experience with that before, where people just claim something that's not theirs, and then sure you've experienced with that before where people just claim something that's not theirs and then you have to deal with all the shit. Yeah, that's just multiple times.

Absolutely, stupid. I want to start a YouTube page because I like making like really stupid shores, but I figure I should just YouTube page. I know. So I just stick to Twitter because I can use on licensed music. As far as I know, I can't get in trouble for that On Twitter video. Yeah, I don't know if there's any like copyright things with that because it's only 30 seconds long Yeah, so I do it, but if I do it on YouTube. Yeah, and if I do it on YouTube then I'm gonna

How many hits are you gonna get on your YouTube page? You can have a counter but like counts up every every hit you get on your YouTube page Well, you have a like sign my guess book. That's rich. Fucking flash you text. Be Gibble's home. Yeah, suck it down, Blaine. Um, yeah, I'm not gonna do that because I, yeah. You do make really funny videos. I like the rocking show on the best still. It's the best one. Hello. How's it going? I moved that rocking interior into my, I rearranged my apartment. It's like great. You come by We perhaps watch the Why don't we split it? Why don't we do a you know one at my house and two of yours? You're gonna love my place. It's got a lovely view. Why would you move lovely? All right, we'll split the day. I can see the capital from my house

You're not gonna split the day. You're not gonna like my One place to do it. Why? Let's just do it. You gotta make all the rules of boys night I'm not I'm just saying I know both It's not boys night's I think you can't even organize this day to be waiting for a day and apparently it's this Saturday this Saturday What time but it's self-by-south west this Saturday? You're you're call but she gets started early wait. Are we doing self-by-shirt though? Is there a screening or anything you're going to Sunday night? Oh, are we going to a pie?

Parties Is there a screening or anything you're going to? Uh, Sunday night. Oh, are we going to a pie? Fuck. There's also parties. We got a hammer this down now. We got a hammer this down now. What about Thursday? Uh, it's three fucking movies and they're like, what, two... And a half each, so... I would guess two, two and a half. Um, so block off eight hours for it, just to be safe.

Hold on, I think I'm going to order any lunch... Order any lunch of that bad ass movie that we were talking about. So I'm going to see if that's... That's on Sunday. Okay, then I should be, what about that other thing? That's also on Sunday. Okay, freeing time. I know you're fucking schedule. Three and clear Gavin tree. Saturday. What time? What's what's community for you, Gavin? I don't have the projector anymore. So what is this place? You're gonna get excuses. Like, we can watch it on TV though. Oh, there might, there's a small hiccup. A very small hiccup.

Go on then. It's your girlfriend's birthday on Saturday. I need that. Yep, I'm busy at a... She's actually red. He's gone. I'm sorry. I like how you're like, you're free.

Cause it's on my calendar. I think it connects to Facebook How is on your calendar and not your calendar? Why me? I know Yeah, like that should just be like something that's going to I would that would be so funny if you guys planned a whole eight hour day Your birthday planes come over there. I popcorn, like what's that point? Let's do this Happy birthday Wait, what's the matrix?

You wanna join? He pops out of a cake for her She doesn't watch this, right? You know, people are Twitter though Yeah, Twitter doesn't, they're calling her I'm screwed Hey, what if like nobody said anything I, that doesn't work.

Full disclosure, that was not me trying to embarrass you. It was just like you popped up on my phone. Gavin's mad at me now. Now we won't watch the Matrix. I mean, now we're not gonna watch the Matrix. You know what Day Her Birthday is. Yeah. You don't know, let's say like, oh, it's Saturday.

It's fine, it just didn't associate with the Saturday of the next week. Are you doing that thing on Sunday that we might be shooting in the morning? I said I would do it. Okay. So I'm directing that. After that, go to your place.

But you have all the other shit on Sunday. That Sunday night. Oh. Yeah, but this is eight hours. Yeah, sure. We could watch the third one on fast forward if you want It's not very good. Why don't you guys pick another day? Yeah, because I might be out of town next weekend But you can after where you go L.A. here both of you work off a plush

both I'm not gonna say one here's the thing I'm sure both of you have a crewed enough time off to take a day off during the week. Just take off a day during the week and watch the Matrix. You won't be bothered by anybody. Well technically, now we've talked about it so much, it would count as well. It would be a work thing. We can make an argument.

It would absolutely not. Would you be annoyed if I got paid to watch the Matrix? Yes, I would. I would actually be annoyed. Whoa, what's the dumbest thing you've ever gotten paid for? I think mine was this? Yeah. Just the podcast?

Yeah. Like what specific instance though, like for working for a strategic piece. When I had to cover myself in mayonnaise. Manace. For the baby guest short. Bar, gaff. Um, I don't know, man, but that dangelow video we filmed for Zach Anner was pretty stupid.

And I was without a shirt. Oh, we got pretty disguise too. That was sure, we got paid to skydives too. That was work. To get paid a skydive. Also, every time I do a merchant, I'm like, I'm getting paid for this right now. Like that is absurd. Oh, I got paid to fly a jetpack.

That was fun. When we say, by the way, when we say, we got paid for it, it just means this is a part of our job. Yeah, it's just, you're not getting an additional pay for it. They ride us a check and they're like, all right.

I think people understand that. Eight dollars. So, I'm really excited about check. I think people understand that. $8. So I'm really excited about something. I haven't talked about it at all on the podcast. There's something I'm really excited about. It's happening this weekend. Tangle over feel lane. Oh, that came out really suddenly.

Yeah, it's like, I feel like I need to just found out about that. No one knew they were making it, then all of a sudden it's just like, they put out a trailer and then like the release date's less than two months away. This is a game. That is how every movie should be released. Just total surprise. Like, no one knew it.

Do you think that Bad Robot was able to work on it because everyone's focused on Star Wars? Yeah, it's like nobody was paying attention to anything else that we're doing. It's a perfect time to make a different movie. We're making the most anticipated movie ever. Let's make another one that people will want to see at the same time.

J.J. everyone is just, man, just fucking got it. That's really cool. I'm excited for it. I really liked it for, I had a really hard time watching Cloverfield because of all the shaky cam stuff. Yeah, it was really hard to watch, but I really liked that movie. I didn't think it was that bad.

How do you think it's gonna go though? Because like, what are your thoughts on the fact that it's basically swapping like camera? It's a different movie entirely. Like it's shot like a narrative film, it's not like a diagetic camera. I'm fine with that. Yeah.

They said it, and they've been really, is it a sequel? They haven't really been answering that. They say, it's a sister movie. They say it's not, tell me no one. Necessarily a sequel. I mean, they don't answer the question.

That's good. That's like, this is how movies should be, you know. What's just like sudden? Yeah, just sudden, and you just, don't know nothing about it.'s good. This is how movies should be, you know. What's just like sudden? Yeah, just sudden and you just, you know, know nothing about it. Some of the best movies I've seen in movies I've gone into it with just a little preparation. It's like Blade Runner.

I didn't know what Blade Runner was, watched it and I was like blown away. Well, it's like the big complaint people have about trailers, right? Is the trailer spoiler part of the movies. And this is like, they put out the trailer and they're letting it speak for itself. Like you're getting no other context.

Yeah. Nothing really. There've been a couple of TV spots. Imagine if it. Like tomorrow in theaters, Matrix 4, with like all of the original cast, they've been making it, they didn't say anything about it. It's out the fourth Matrix movie.

I feel very unprepared, because I hadn't seen those in a while. That was not a single jab, by the way. That'd be crazy. We're never cool. I mean, maybe not with the Matrix, because it's kind of ended. But apparently this new new animated films Utopia

or something, it's really funny. I've heard really good things about it. It's a Disney movie, right? I think so. I like to see it. I love those kinds of movies. Yeah, Disney, 98% are right now. Yeah.

I saw it bad. Someone said it was better than Frozen. I didn't, I wasn't crazy about Frozen, but let it go. Let it go. Let it go. This is Frozen's on wasn't crazy about what it go what it go let what go this is frozen song what frozen what it good what's frozen what okay we're gonna play that game most anticipated movie I wanted to see how long that would go right now I was trying to go movie I'm most looking forward to at the moment right now in the immediate future obviously it's

10 chlorophylline but that's gonna pass you within a week because I've seen it But you don't see movies the week they come out this one I will I will see can I go see with you? Let's talk that means no I've got the ticket purchase page open right now It's right here. It's another tab That one that's why I'm not saying anything. I got a gift card That's a teacher of Gavin. It's right here. It's another tab. Okay. Oh, you wanted that one? That's why I'm not saying anything.

Hey, I got a gift card. No, don't give like a secret movie thing. You guys can I say? No, we're not talking about it. Not talking about it. Just guys just have. Maybe episode eight. I don't know, maybe one of the Star Wars movies.

I'm really looking forward to... Rogue One's gonna find you. I think. When is Rogue One coming out? That's coming out in next December. I can't even, maybe one of the Star Wars movies, I'm really forward to... Rogue One's gonna find... When is Rogue One coming out? That's coming out in, I think, next December? I can't even think of it. Episode 8 is next... No, not...

Not this December, but the one after. I think it's coming out in December, because I feel like they switched all their Star Wars movies every year on the Winter of the States. December 16th, 2016? I am. So this year? Oh, that might be up then.

It's gonna be fun. Although I'm from what I'm hearing, and this isn't really, well, I don't know, there's a lot of new, like stormtroopers, like a lot of new like stormtroopers and like takes on old, you know, like different like ad ads and stuff like that. It sounds like action-mig figure the movie,

and I'm hoping it's not just like them just doing this, because you're just gonna make tons off of that. So we should be seeing a trailer for Rogue One soon then, definitely probably Avengers Civil War. When I went to, yeah, that seems pretty likely. When I went to the celebration, oh, I'm gonna have to miss the celebration this year, because it's in London.

When is it? I'm not sure when the celebration takes place. You don because it's in London? When is it? I'm not sure when celebration takes place. You don't wanna get to London? I don't think that that's reasonable for me. I'll be able to go to London for celebration alone. Unless I can figure out a way to get it paid for. July 15th of 17th, let's go. July.

That's after our trix. Oh shit, that'd be like the coolest. You'd have a crazy summer. Yeah, I would. Yeah, they showed a trailer, but it was like, it was nothing. It was like a voiceover from Al Guinness, and then they showed like the death start at the end.

It was like, oh, so good. How'd they get him to do VO? It was his audio talking about, and you're joking. I was like talking about the doc times for the empire. I feel like I haven't seen that. Like I'm sure that they locked it down, but I feel like I haven't even seen like any camera versions

or anything. Yeah. If it's out there, you can find it. I guess I don't look for that stuff. I'm not completely sure that I haven't seen it. All right, should we wrap this shit up? I suppose. Yeah.

All right, so we're going for dinner. We're gonna go eat some floor hamburgers for dinner. What? Do we settle on a matrix thing? All right. Thanks for watching everybody. Oh God. Bye. Bye. Hello everyone, welcome to this supplementary edition of the podcast with me and a bunch of people you don't know Yeah We are Starting from that in I'm John I'm miles I'm playing I'm Nick and I'm going to the fuck is Nick No, you didn't you didn't episode of on spot. I'm just voicing what the audience I assume will immediately think with this.

He's the guy that gave me the butthole. Oh, he gave us the hats. Oh, the hats. Yeah. Wait, what did I say? He's the guy that gave me the butthole. Oh. That was pretty much what he said.

He didn't blow those for a couple of minutes before I think taking a look at this. I still have mine. It's in my desk drawer. And I put my Topo Chico bottle caps in them So I just had this pink hat were you but are you or you I know because my hat went on to be like an unofficial like mascot hat for the animation department Oh nice. We pass around the butt hat to those who were worthy if they're doing good or bad

Oh good. No, but I figure out who was patient zero for all that lights bad. Oh good. No, you ever figure out who was patient zero for all that lice? What? You're all fucking passer on hats like this. Yeah. Do you ever hear that there was like that rumor? I don't think I think it ended up being proven false. There was supposedly a doctor said that now that kids take so many selfies that it was causing an epidemic of lice because people put their heads together. Oh, you perpetuated that rumor though. Cause I've heard that like from Rooster T several times. Yeah, I think it

had to like, it's one of those things people say, but it's like you can't prove it. Yeah, that's a nice urban legend. Yeah, it's like people take dick pic selfies together. Crabbs are gonna go nuts. Mm, hentnets. Well, let's give it a shot. Let's do it.

Oh, that's simple. I feel like that's something that'll never take off, right? Like nobody wants a surprise. No, no, no, let's pray to God. Or like groups like hey take the take this dick pick selfie with me Okay, wait, I want to get in on that dick pick selfie right when they need dick selfie sticks wait with a dick pick selfie Do you do you put the camera lower or higher because like a selfie you put up higher? You could go higher dude go lower otherwise if you go too low you end up with taint You imagine being like one of the right settings right there

You imagine being like one of the last guys in like, in an orgy or like a like a pukake. Go on. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think it's worse if, okay, let's say that you're in some sort of group orgy thing or some sort of mass gang bang type situation. Everybody's okay with it.

Nobody's there against their will. It's all consensual, but you're the first one to go. You, if you're done, awesome. Now you just got to wait for like, other dudes. He's at the sound you make when you come. You're not. It's just like this like, loud spring sound. No, we're not.

You know, you know, like the squeeze bottles used to train your pets. That's mean it's just one, like a little bit. If you like, if you turn your dick the right way, can you do a stream? Oh yeah, no, it makes one giant huge sperm that comes. That's so gross. So what is, I mean, you're actually, I mean, even though it's kind of around about, that does bring up an interesting point.

What is Orgie etiquette? Like, do you have to stick around, or is it like, Nick, as a resident expert, please tell. Well, after that, we finally got to why I'm on the show. Yeah, you can take off, like it's cool. It's so nice. You can be like, yeah, I'm good. I got a early call. No, you got to stick around, you got to root I'm on the show You can take off like it's cool like it's understood you can be like yeah, I'm good. I got I got a I got a early call You got to stick around you got to root the other dudes on

You got a high five and if they need that you got a thing to break you got to chub up and go for them Is this opening on itself? That is you you got a chop up you got a Shob up and show and you show up and show up and you gotta Make sure your buddy stays brown moral support with a capital. Oh, it's a team sport. Moral would you would you get pulled out of like a soccer match? But it's like they go like I'm out coach. No, you stay on the sidelines But that's like if you like a substitute right or like if you're injured like you get like a Charlie horse

You like I can, right? Or like if you're injured, like you get like a Charlie horse, you're like, I can't go on, you're like, I'm gonna tag in there. Hey, let me see. All right, I'm in, hot swap, hot swap. You see, take me out coach and then, yeah, yeah. Yeah, hot swap, it's like, you need a job to get a room for the other,

like to tag off, it's like, all right, tag off. It's still butt slapping, it's the same thing as football. I like sword slapping. I was sometimes that happens, man. Well, you're weird. I like the Indian and Jones comparison, where you just like, you're. Well, you're weird. I like the Indian and Jones comparison. Yeah. Yeah.

You're standing there, like, so you got to remove the sack with the other sack. You're like, oh, she is. She's like, oh, oh, oh. You're having more sand to one sack. It feels good. Yeah, straight up. I don't even know how we got here. What's the most uncomfortable thing?

I can do it or Gene. No, you know. You've been in a lot more stuff. I feel like like video-wise and we have what's the most uncomfortable thing you've had to shoot? Oh, like Oh, I don't know man. We should have prepped these questions earlier because I'm just gonna Sorry riffing for well Because like I used to watch Good Neighbor which I found out it's good neighbor not good neighbor stuff That's right But yeah, and like you guys had a bunch of like really weird. Oh, I know exactly watch Good Neighbor, which I found out it's Good Neighbor, not Good Neighbor's stuff. That's right. But yeah, and you guys had a bunch of really weird things. Oh, I know exactly what it was,

and nobody's ever seen this. So we did a video where it was a live sketch, but there was a video on screen, and that video was supposed to be what's outside the house. And the whole sketch was Kyle and I are showing up for a dinner party, but we hate this couple. So when we're backstage, we would play this video and it'd be like us like cleaning our teeth in the window, like we couldn't see him, but they could see out.

And just like, I fucking hate these people, hate him so much and Kyle's in drag. And then we go in and we do a scene, I'm like, excuse me, I gotta go. And I leave. And then basically every time we excuse ourselves, we end up outside and we fuck outside a lot. So it was just like, I take a poop in there front lawn. So the only way to shoot this and make it look real was to shoot from like the front of a house

into the street. Right. And then projected. Yeah, and then projected. So during the production, like I had to like, basically fuck Kyle from the back for a while, like I had to hike up his skirt, I had to like drop my pants and then drop a little,

like chocolate bar on the ground. And then he blew me a bunch. And then, and then we finished him, we're like, cool, we got it, it's all wrapped in the cop show up. And they're like, we got some reports that you guys are filming pornographic material out here. And we're like, no, that's not true at all. And they go, well, can we see the,

because we're holding it, got him, camera. Yeah, and so we just like tech gobbledooc talk him away. Just like, oh, this is a Wi-Fi camera Do you have an ethernet cable? Otherwise we got it down we can email it to you But it might take a while to fill in the settle for like three days Just like gobblingooc them like just nonsense talk and eventually the guy well here's our nerd card Just email the footage like of course

One's gonna email their meat so Yeah, just email their meets then. Ultimately, you just didn't use it then? No, we used it, but it's only a live sketch. So it's only been a live show. Oh, okay. Because that's the beauty of it. It's live and it's video, it's multimedia. Oh, right.

Okay, that's what makes it work. If we were just going to shoot it, we would just shoot it. It's really just an excuse to like, to fuck Kyle and stuff. One time, probably the worst thing I ever had to film. It was kind of similar in that we filmed it and nobody saw it. Like we never even used the footage. And it was like, yeah, so it was like two years ago, we wanted to film like these new intros for the podcast

and it was gonna be like, kind of like SNL style where everyone's like, you know, out and about downtown and the lights and shit like that. And we filmed like a good version. I was like having like a fake fun time and like, when we did that, we did film two versions, the good version like we filmed like a good version. I was like having like a fake fun time. And like, when we did that, we did film two versions. The good version like that and then a bad version. So for my bad version,

was it be like me in an alley downtown in Austin, taking a dump behind a dumpster? Yeah. So we have to go down at like six in Congress, like on a Saturday night, it's during South by Southwest, tons of people everywhere. And we're like, okay, Gus,

we need you to look like you're taking a dump in this alley behind the dumpster. You gotta, you gotta drop your pants. You gotta, we gotta we're like, okay, Gus, we need you to look like you're taking a dump in the sally behind the dumpster You got it. You got to drop your pants. You got it. You got it We got to film you like squatting like you're taking a dump here. And this is at night. Yeah, is that nice? So there's lights and there's lights. I think blame was holding a live panel. I was holding a live panel I was how holy wouldn't it? Yeah, I was an intern I think still I dropped my pants and we like all right Let's film it. No, no, we need another one for camera. All right, film it again And then a fucking homeless dude walks up.

Like into the shop, all the way. And he's like, what's going on here? Predating like your homeless, taking a dump. And I'm like, and like, I got my dick in my hand. And I'm like, trying to pull my pants up. Like, nope, nope, nothing going on here. Nothing weird. Wow.

Didn't even use the fucking footage. He was so uncomfortable. How did that whole thing resolve with the home slide? Well, then it was like, nope, nope. Just filming something, just filming some stuff. He's like, all right, cool. Then he sat right there, and he was watching. Yeah, and he was watching.

And we're like, can you go on? Like, you can't really say it. He could have held the light. That happened during another short when I was really new here. It was Marshall and Chris. I remember there was some sort of like presentation they were doing in the middle of an alley. I can't remember.

It was like trying to get him to kill his wife or something. Oh, yeah. But in the middle of filming this homeless you just came up and then just started pulling things out of the garbage Like just like cans and bottles and stuff Did not have to give a fuck very bizarre homeless behavior and it was just like nobody really knew what to do Maybe it's just like a really committed character actor like he was, this is it, I'm gonna live it for a bit. Oh man, that was weird. Yeah, they probably need some background for this shot.

Right, right, yeah, I'm gonna give it a shot. I got them. Later that night, Brandon and I were, I think we were walking around and we had like several of those stage, so we were gonna shoot Barbara's I think like right before yours and yours. Yeah, she take advantage of it. No, she was like on top of a whole,

a piano at Pete's doing piano. But I remember we were walking down and this group of drunk frat guys came up and one of them, Brandon's holding the red camera, the epic, which is like, you know, several thousand dollar camera. And the guy went,

whaah! And like this, and he came that fucking close to hitting the camera. And Brandon was like, what the fuck, he was almost gonna get in a fight. I had to pull Brandon away

from this fucking bracket. Yeah, when we did that filming, like when I did the dump thing, it was behind our old studio when we used to work downtown. I fucking hated working downtown because he just ran into the craziest people all the time. That's what I was.

At one time I was, He's drunk, just everything. Just drunk or just like legitimately unstable people. One time I was crossing the street and this woman was crossing the opposite direction and she stops in the crosswalk and looks at me and goes, I know you. I was like, she says, you raped me once.

Violently. Oh my God. Oh my God. Nope. And I just kept walking. Oh my God. I was like, wow. I didn't know you were lady.

That's when you got raped. That's when you got raped. You, it's a man. He remembered that one. Yeah. It's been so long. I mean, it was when you go. That's when you go. You, it's a man. You remember that one. Yeah. It's been so long. I mean, it was also like just constant, I don't know if anybody else experiences

just constant homeless boobs. It's like when you're a kid, you're like, that sounds cool. When you're a kid, you're like, no, boob can be bad. Then you experience homeless boobs. That's bad. They're so sad.

I went downtown this weekend, and I remember like we were walking, we just got into six, we passed Congress, and there was literally a pile of I think like 14 just like homeless people but they're like younger hyper homeless kids like laying on top of each other not those lame

no no no they're at drag rats yeah the drag rats they drifted down there and they were just fucking laying on the sidewalk and they were just hollering a people like hey fuck your shoes! And then they all be like, ah!

And it's like, they would hang outside the job and do some stand-up. That's a great answer, I like that. They would make out all the time. It was just not the best. Yeah, I have to pass them whenever I could have told them. Do you ever join them? Nope, didn't.

I would like, because they'd be on the way to where they had an odor, it's not their fault, they're homeless. But a bunch of them will also like, yeah, I chose this lifestyle, fuck a dad. I will also like, yeah, I chose this lifestyle, fucking bad. I'm just like, they're all like trust fun kids who just want like an adventure. It totally is.

I remember one time I used to work at a co-op and I was an officer there. They would stay in our stairwell. So I had to go and like a girl report and she's like, hey, it's very uncomfortable. The drag rats are back. The drag rats are back. Can you show the boy a great way?

So I went in and I was like, guys, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to kick you out and then he threw one of them He was with his girlfriend the dude threw a porno magazine at me and he said get a fucking life Stairwell dude, that's when you turned your life around yeah What was your comeback start working no you? No, I mean I turned to my friend. I was like this. I'm hearing this from a guy who's living in my fucking stairwell right now It's not even your stairwell Harry Potter He lived in the cupboard which is under the stairs technically a stairwell that Fucking Joe signing that mother's to a Harry Potter that motherfucker went on to be the chosen one

It's actually why I came on the show to talk about homeless outreach and there's a lot of great programs here. And it was just a shut up. Oh God. You would have your time for South by? Yeah, I'm in time for South by, in prison, or history, the stuff. And we're of the Roostery stuff that you're here for.

What's the one you're looking most forward to? What's the one you're looking most forward to and the one you're dreading the most? You can't say this one for dreading. Well, there's this show that's hosted by that kind of feels like a washed up rock star. It's like a, like touch my spot or something, tickle spot.

Yeah. I don't know, that one's always a nightmare. And then everything else is just super stoked about, very excited about it. I think I'm doing a million dollars. And no, I'm doing John's always a nightmare. And then everything else is just super stoked about, very excited about it. I think I'm doing a million dollars. And no, I'm doing John's show on Thursday, I think with my bud Kirk, and that's gonna be fun. Yeah, I'm not gonna let you play with Kirk this time.

Really? Yeah, I'm gonna split you guys up. Who are you gonna have him and go against? I don't know. All right, do you wanna play again? I don't, this guy was a train wreck last time. Yeah, I'm gonna play again. Oh, I forgot about that.

You were a powerhouse of alcoholism Yeah, you were like nine beers. Wait wait wait, are you available? Probably Well, I mean, that's your available. You can find a lot of socks. We'll talk about Yeah, probably not. I would like to rematch but beyond the team are those Machuimane Randy Savage or Hulk of me. Okay, you're like Hulk of me and I wish so that and then a handful of other stuff and then we're doing like a panel on Saturday about Crunch Time.

What is Crunch Time? Crunch Time. Look at you. Talking points. Seriously, what's Crunch Time? I don't know what the fuck it is. Crunch Time is a series that you guys are going to be putting out. I'm pretty sure it's going to be first subscribers first or maybe only.

I don't know. They don't tell me anything. You don't or maybe only I don't know they don't tell me anything I don't know but it's uh it just showed up to set and took off your clothes yeah they would just bring me to keylet to my dressing room slide underneath the door yeah it stumbled out wait well how do you slide to keylet to the door very they put it in a catheter bag yeah I had a thought today I don't mean to go on a tangent but I had a thought today with with how often I had a thought today. I don't mean to go on a tangent, but I had a thought today with how often I had to pee today that I actually was like, I kind of wish I had a cat there today.

Been drinking a lot of water, trying to be healthy, everything, and it's just annoying when you're doing it. That's not easy, you are. I think I'd like just a bag, strap to my leg, and just pee into it all day. But do you guys ever try consuming alcohol through your asshole? Apparently it's really efficient.

Boofing? Yeah, you're boofing. No, I haven't. That's the term? Boofin, yeah. Oh, okay, I learned something today. I learned the word that means wig free pubes. Hold on, I have to look it up. Merkin, Merkin, everyone knows that.

Yeah, I mean, that's that. I learned that in narwholes war. I like our quits actually. We turned on. I like our quits if we made miles, not feel special at all. And like an idiot. He was like already looking at that,

murking down the ass hole. It's a vast wig. You know there's another way to get drunk, and I think girls are doing this. Tell me. You soak a tampon. Oh my God. And then you put that inside your lips.

Could you soak like, I know girls are doing this. Right, I like you. You're putting in your butt. You're putting in your butt in your re-thread. You're putting your butt in your butt. Just like stuff it in my... Oh.

Or you're a re-throw man, whatever. Get one in each. Like if you got a catheter and you just had like a bag and you just squeezed it. Oh. Just to reverse it. Oh, I heard you can do it. Like, eye drops.

You can, you can, I drop out of it. I don't know why do people even get this. There's so much. So many people are poison themselves in hell right now. We should point out that people die very regularly doing this because are poison themselves in hell. Yeah, we should point out that the gold I very regularly doing this because you can't regulate how quickly the alcohol gets absorbed It's really going going like bypassing the filter of your body Incerning it is people that board dumb the word look of where it's dumb

Ah, so the only I'm gonna take it back to crunch time here I only filmed very briefly on set and we filmed the sequence I was in was at a bar. And you were there and I was amazed like, you know, in that scene we filmed, you had so much dialogue. And it was just like so quick and it was like, you were there, you were talking whatever and it's like, all right, actually, then you're like, you're getting a character and it was like, holy shit. Every fucking time you nailed the lines. It was absolutely, it was really cool to watch a professional work when I normally deal with guys who talk about ordism.

Excuse me. It was written behind, it was always in a card next to the camera. And I just read the lines there. And that was a really fun shooting Austin. Why do you guys were involved in it? Not even, I was. I was in the middle of it. Yeah, I was supposed to do another bit with the series,

but I think like I was out of town at the time, and then I didn't see the email where they were like, hey, can you do this until it was like the day that already passed, like, oh, shit, I miss that. This is the unprofessional thing that you were talking about. It's the total unprofessional. Hey bud, we gotta finish that scene we started. There.

Oops. We like to just like fly by the seat of our pants. I remember filming 10 Little Roosters. We would be finish that scene we started. Oops. We like to just fly by the seat of our pants. I remember filming 10 Little Roosters. We would be filming one scene, and while we're filming that scene, Josh would be riding the next scene or supposed to film that day. That's like how they used to make old talkies.

And that's the new pages. That's how he describes Ten Little Roosters. It was like Gorilla Filming. Gorilla Filming? Yeah. That was like G-O-R, it was like Gorilla filming. Gorilla filming? Yeah. It was like G-O-R, like G-E-E. Gorilla. Like he's starting to revolution. Yeah.

Yeah. With apes. A Gorilla. So, my mind kind of went out of tangent. Like when you said that those might be Hulk Hogan shocks. So I don't know if anybody else read it, but earlier the day I saw, I guess that Hulk Hogan is suing,

who's he suing Gokker? What? He's suing someone over the release of his sex tape. And I was like, the one from years ago? Right, I was like, isn't that old? And who the fuck would watch that? Who's like, yeah, Hulk Hogan's sex tape? I'm all about that.

So I actually watched it. Yeah, is that it? You watched it? Yeah, how was he? You know, he wasn't bad. And he was just kind of awkward. I think I legitimately think he called the girl brother or he high-fived her.

I think he high-fived her. At the end of the sex, he was like, yeah, that's fun, you know, cool. All right, I'll see you later, catch you later. Yeah. I'm using that move. I'm using that move. Sometimes I'm having after sex is natural.

Sometimes you're just like, you're done and you're like, yeah, and then it's there. Like when you're aiffle towering. Well, that's during, that's a during thing. That's how you form an aiffle tower. You could do after as well. That's true. Are we talking about orgies again?

Yeah. We have a very long journey. How many orgies are in crunch time? Oh, there's one. There actually is. Yeah. So you are the orgiexer. I guess I am.

I'm in an orgiexer. Yeah. How would you rate that orgy? Like on a scale of like, so one to 10. Okay, if I could tell a story about it. One to 10 people. In three. I guess four.

If I could, so we're set up and it's obviously very awkward. I'm sitting on this giant round gold bed and I have, box, I have just briefs on it. I think I'm actually wearing them not. Yeah, you're not wearing it on or? No, I brought them though, because they were like leopard print briefs. So they gave them to me.

Mortar didn't want to keep them. No, it's a pleasure. Yeah, anyway, and then so, like Andrew Disney, the director came over and was like, all right, so like, there's like these timing and the music because we're shooting at slow motion. So just like do these things at like,

this first beep, kiss her, and then beep at the second beep. Like, you come in and kiss her, and then the third beep, like, then you crawl up his legs, and I was like, awesome, yeah, that sounds great. And so we just like did a rehearsal, and one of the Orgy Girls was very much like, well, it's just fully actually make out, and just really go for it.

I was like, cool, so I assume like that would transfer on to that next four-year girl. And that other orgy girl, without saying it, didn't have to, was kind of like, let's absolutely not fully make it up. And I don't know what you learned from that. I'll see you over there, but that's not gonna fly with me. So it was a lot of like, actual making out,

and then like, fake puppy kisses. Yeah. So it was a little uncomfortable. Yeah, didn't you? It's not fun. Like my girlfriend was like, you're fucking shooting the, or did you see, it's not like a fun experience. You're naked and there's a whole, it's like this. It's like being here.

Yeah, there's people just watching you and judging everything you do. And like, I'm trying not to get sprung. Oh, how did that go? Well, I don't, I actually had like a prosthetic without ruining anything from the show. I like, I was protected against that. Oh, that's good.

I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, apparently was orgy girl number. Yeah, man. She's sitting on the camera. They made it great. But we didn't make out. We didn't kiss her any though. But it was funny because you could really tell the second girl was like, don't fucking kiss her. Yeah.

And I'm like not in an inappropriate guy. Like I was very out of vegetable. Oh, shut up. No, I, what? But the first girl really, she set the tone. And I think a lot of times on Can, if you ever kiss me on camera, like you want it, there should be something.

It's not just like a high school production, you want it to be like, ooh, these guys are really making up. And I think she wanted that, and the other girl was like, I didn't know that this is what this job was. I shouldn't have taken it. A high school production for me would involve no kissing. You, or if there is, it'd be like a, nope, not any at all.

Really? Not any at all. Did you go to like a hitler youth? You said that they let you keep the underwear? And I'm glad to hear that because when we filmed a short call, Shapshots about an app that helps you take your pics, when I showed up for that they were like, okay, Gus, where need you to be naked? But don't worry, you got this dance, we got a dancer's belt for you, you can wear.

Did you keep yours? Let me hear you find a story. I got excited. So they pull out this dancer's belt and they're like, here you go. And I'm like, why does it say Bernie on it? They're like, oh, it's a one Bernie war during laser team. Like you couldn't fucking buy a brand new one after me. They're like, don't worry, we washed it.

That's not the point. It still says Bernie on it. He sweats so much. I like so much. And after that short, it was like, you set the president, it was like, they only buy new dancers belts from now on. Even if you have one existing, you have to take it home and they'll buy you. Is it they needed that to happen?

Yeah, it's like who was it? Yeah, it's fine. Just reuse it. Just wash it. It's good. Down to second hand dancer belt depot. Yeah. Totally. This thing's fucking suck.

They write up your butt, hole, you know? Oh yeah, I know. Jesus. I was all over that band just like, mmm. That hair be on it. Yeah, so think about that next time you stay in Airbnb. I might have rubbed my butt hole on it. If you're lucky. That was all over that bed, I just like, mmmmmmmmm him with some more stuff. Aw shit, orgies. Yeah. Yeah. Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way.

Do you like apples? All right, example. Together in Trempathos, Characombs, Characombs are free of ideas of nothing to do with this podcast. Analyze various unsolved and rooster-teeths, cryptic podcast, f*** face. Call to action.

Feel free to add something show premise specific, but short. Listen to show name on Apple Spotify or wherever you get podcasts. It's f*** face, a podcast. Subscribe or no. You do yes? you