Rooster Teeth Podcast - The iPhone Incident – #363

Episode Date: February 16, 2016

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But I need to get a pair. Do you have a promo code you can use? What is it? Gus. I'll get to it. I don't really do it right here. I want to show you what it is. I left on my chair and achievement on it.

And I see someone gave them to me and they weren't used. I wore them. Yep, they're there. They're gonna thumbs up Thumbs up for me. I don't even want to say that about underwear. Thumbs up thumbs up the butt. Thumbs up Why did you say you I'm Gavin? I'm Barbara. I'm faster Bernie. I'm Gus We should be way better at that than we are You're terrible four hundred. We're just gonna shut are. You're all terrible. 400 shots. We're just gonna shut down. Fire. Ami podcast?

Three, is this 363? It's my new thing to always ask what podcast are. 363. It's almost too many. It's too many. I was thinking the same thing, it's too many. Like when we get to 1000, we're not gonna be like, 1000 would be good to be.

Oh my god, 1000 fucking kill me. We're gonna be embarrassed. You're gonna be dead by that guy. Yeah, so it took us seven years to get this far. So it'd be like another seven years to get this far. So it'd be like another 14 years before we hit a thousand. We hit that one before we did five in a week. Yeah, that was bad.

The drive safe addition. That was real bad. What does that mean drive safe? Cause it'll mini drunken tanks. I see what you're doing. That was a joke that you made at the time, I assume. Did I really? I probably did.

I did something dumb last week or I thought something dumb, I should say. I don really? I probably did. I did something dumb last week, or I thought something dumb. I should say. I've done a lot of dumb things. I flew out to Seattle. I was working on something out there. So as we were flying from Austin out there, the flight pass for summers and took us really close to Las Vegas. And I could see like, with the in-flight map that we were going to pass

pretty much right over Vegas. So when we got close, I looked out the window and I saw that solar facility outside of Vegas. I think it's called like solar one or something like that where it's like all those different arrays, those mirrors that like focus the sun's energy back up on one point. I was like wow, and you could see it was really bright.

And like, like focusing at, like some water tower where the boy water and it makes steam and then it drives a turbine. It's mirrors that focus everything at the thing that captures the energy. It seems really inefficient. It's actually more efficient, because mirrors don't take anything to power,

unless they guess they rotate as well, but then it all... Solar powered. What? Yeah, but wouldn't it be better just to have solar panels there? Yeah, no. So you're saying, if all of that mirror space

was solar powered, solar panels, you could be... Solar power, I don't know. I don't know enough a solar panel. It could be a solar panel. It could be a solar panel. I don't know. I don't know enough about the facility. I'm sure P1 Twitter will correct me instantly. Why don't just put a giant magnifying glass of water out. It's like we should know what that's called.

Like what is that kind of solar installation plant called? Reflective, like a centered plant or something. Like it directs all the sunlight. This one also seems unbelievably dangerous to direct that much sunlight in one direction. Oh, my head's flying through. A burnt, yeah, no.

A burnt one even get closer. Similar to the desert, there's no birds. Anyway, so I see the thing off in the distance. I wonder if a bird could fly that. So I see the thing off in the distance, and I think, oh, this makes me think of Fallout New Vegas because in New Vegas they have that, except I think they call it Helios 1.

It's a very similar facility. I shouldn't have the phone in this. It probably is making interference. So I see it, and I think they call it Helios one. It's very similar facility. I shouldn't have the you shouldn't have this It probably is so I see it and I think oh if I can see Helios one I wonder if I can see the town of Novak just a little south there So I start like trying to look south from there looking for Novak and I'm like I can't see it Oh, you're fucking idiot. That's a no it's a fake town We were a fictional place looking for Novak from Fallout New Vegas. So how many landmarks did you see? I just saw the solar facility.

That's it. That's the first time that's happened to you. That must be another time that's happened to you. That's the first time that happened to me. And I was like, thank God I didn't say that out loud to anybody else. It was just me and my own dumb. Thank God you told everybody watching this. Driving in Los Angeles you have those moments from time to time from Grand Theft Auto.

We're just like, oh, I know exactly where I am. I thought, yeah, it's based off like the actual city of Los Angeles, right? Yeah, it's true. You can't show the Hollywood sign. I don't know. Like it's copyright or it's trademarked and you can't show it. Or you can't say it.

Now you can't say the Hollywood sign. Just like you can't say Super Bowl. Can you write it? No. There's something that's something weird thing with the Hollywood sign. I think you have to like license it to shoot there or shoot Inclusive show it really I don't know you can be there for them. It's in a public place

Right? Place Outside of a hill it might be privately on land. What's it like? A hill stop. Can you know? I have a private hill. Yeah, but you're your your house is viewable But it's private property. Yeah, but I can photograph your house and put it in a movie can you the exterior? Can you I can? Life is trademark. Oh, yeah fuck Concentrated solar thermal Concentrated solar thermal so what's it? Let's let's talk about what's in the center of a concentrated solar thermal

Solar thermal collector, okay? So in the middle of that is a solar thermal collector, but what does that mean? So, what does that mean? Nah, I'm asking myself that. That's self-reflexive, what does that mean? That is a ceramic something that water passes through and is super heated. Why would you want it ceramic? Because it can handle all that heat.

Not many things can handle that amount of heat. Ceramic does handle a lot of heat. Yeah, it does a lot of cookware But when you want something that transfers heat Yeah, you get it gets hot. Yeah, we mean it's transfer's heat What does it wouldn't transfer the heat it gets it will hold heat for a very long time as well for a long period of time But it'll transfer to the water water is hard to heat so I'm Listen, I'm just guessing that's that's my guess. What do you think it is Gavin in the center. Water's hard to heat, so. I'm, listen, I'm just guessing. That's my guess.

What do you think it is, Gavin, in the center of a centralized solar-centered thing? Is that right? Big, concentrated. Big thermometer. All right. And the energy. Yeah.

Go ahead. Please. That wasn't going anywhere with that. So what is it? You're not looking it up? Oh, it was a long Wikipedia article. I don't know if I read all of it. I spent all my, I spent all my time. I'm, it was a long Wikipedia article. I don't know if I can read all of it. I guess we'll never know.

I spent all my time talking, people are laughing at me. I spent all my time reading about gravitational waves. I got wrong already. Grab. Is gravitational waves? So, what's the question? They detected two black holes hit each other and then there was gravity.

If you take a super dense object and you spin it, it makes these gravitational waves. Yeah, but basically, now they can detect them, proves general relativity. So we spin Gavin around all that, haven't? Go to the geometry now to a law. But surely if two black holes hit each other, surely. They didn't.

Why? Because they're not the, they're like anti space. But they are there. They're super dense. They're like sucking in everything and even light. Right, including other black holes. It's like 69 in space. It was one black hole sucked out from by the other.

One from the other. You know what? We should ask your brother. We should definitely ask your brother. What can one black hole do to the other? Will it pull stuff out of that one? Or what? Is it just sucking in the stuff near the black hole they just attract to one another but then what happens like do they just they combined you like a Super duper but which one goes in the other and it doesn't matter He meet in the middle so they're the same thing to compromise between two black holes like two ladies having sex

What isn't that isn't a super massive black hole noise that is making is really Isn't the middle of the solar system The bunch of black holes bump it down it. I'm sorry. I love we're having a sidebar Coming over. Yeah, I love a guy. What do you want to know about the black holes solar system? Now that's the Sun Yeah, right. Do they wax? So anyway, they basically The the theory of relativity is not the law of relativity yet But it's now on the pathway for that it's gonna be come a law because they can prove doesn't need like two-thirds of the planet to vote for it i don't know how that works actually i don't know when when to

become a scientific law what is does the governing body of science get going go here we ratified this that's gonna be the plot of star wars episode nine right imperial senate's gonna meet to see if you write it in a comment theory a comment theory comments a section asked to interesting question i thought which is, does the evidence of gravitational waves now disprove any other laws that we thought were law? Time.

Does it throw out anything else? And according to comment section scientists, no it does not. It just proves general relativity. That's it. So there was no like competing law that I thought. Yeah, like the law of

negative gravity. Well, like evolution and the big bang. And that's where they got the backwards. Evolution and like creationism. Those are the negatives. I don't know. Outward force. Yeah. Things, things push each other away. That's gravity. No, I don't know. We are not scientists. Go ahead, please. I'm sure people are gonna like a start off this podcast with science. Has anyone ever just made up science, but it's real? Has anyone ever made up science? I think it seems pretty damn close. Like some of the stuff that he just said.

Please just like, maybe that's the thing. Oh, it is, cool. It's your anything like, so we discover these gravitational waves. That's a quote, I wanna see that like on a Facebook motivational thing, like on a picture of Einstein. Maybe that's right, okay, cool. Well, that's pretty much what I mean.

We're 100 years, well, to the year, not to the date, but to the year. 100 years since they were theorized that gravitational waves exist, then they proved and measured that they do exist. But what does it mean? How does it affect, like, why is this news today? Because it's a major step forward. And I see it's a good question.

I don't know what practical thing it's gonna lead to. The big thing is that it will allow us to do. It'll allow us to see things in space. Gavin, you'll be excited about this. Like black holes that we previously could not measure. But now we can measure those things in those events because we can see the evidence of them with gravitational waves.

Is there ever been an explosion in space? Yes, that sent a ripple of time. Do you ever see Star Wars? So that's part of it. It's a ripple through space time. If there's a time ripple, and you go towards it through the wave, do you skip a year? I don't know what a wave means.

I don't know if you want a... Like go towards time? You look like you had checked out. Yeah, time is like... No, no, it's like, I'm trying to process it. I'm trying to process it. I'm trying to think about it like every like go for a time. You look like you would check out. Wait, I have time. No, no, it's like I'm trying to process power what's thinking about it, like every other thing for me. I'm trying to take the like position

of legitimately trying to understand what you're going for. Well, there was a name that, so like time, imagine time is this. And then there's a ripple, right? And it like sends this ripple. Okay, time will be like this time. Compressed here.

So if you experience that, compress bit, the time to speed up or slow down to you. I saw a somewhat related topic to this. Which was, I saw people talking about how, they were talking about the speed of light and that if you, how can I say I said not fuck it up, it would take light to cross the known universe, it would take it 14 billion years

But the known universe is 93 billion light years long like it's bigger than the amount of no 14 billion years have passed in some big bang theory That was it, but the universe is 93 billion light years wide. How is it wider than there was time? Well Like it is the universe expanding fashion speed of light, which is our constant right? That's exactly it. What surely that just means the The universe is older than we think now. I think the the explanation was that Space expands at a different speed and isn't bound by that law of the speed of light

That's Alex lies the fastest thing You gotta expand space faster than light but but but like everything would be dark But like that's why the universe is dark light ears are speed the speed of light like across a distance What if the distances are different as you get further out in the universe? What if it operates on hammer time? Barbara asked Barbara asked the important questions. What if it's hammer time? So we have gravitational waves and now you can have every question You've ever wanted to ask about supernovas and black holes and everything they will now be able to measure all that stuff. I like how you call it supernova What I supernova supernova do you ever think that?

We'll discover something that will just make us look at the universe in a different way and That it will change fundamentally the way that we interact as people with the universe I think like you can learn as such a basic fact about physics. You're like, oh, I know how to travel to time now. Like that kind of thing. Maybe it's like the the God, I can't believe we're done the science right, but hold maybe it's the or this is science fiction that we're in. It would be like the confirmation or the discovery of observable dark matter. And then learning that there's this whole array of stuff in the universe we never were able to observe before but it makes up like 90% of the universe. There's no that will never be time travel.

How do you know? You were just asking if you would go forward in time because of the ripple. But someone would have come back to let us know. Although they're so far up in space that they can't get back. They're in space now. Maybe. Why were they in space? I like they're up in space and they can't get back but they could in space now? Why were they in space? They're up in space and they can't get back,

but they could travel through time. They could. Someone already did it. Maybe that's the thing. Oh, it's cool. So somebody on Twitter wants me to know, Samuel Johnson said that if the RT podcast keeps going at one episode a week, it would take us 12 years and three months to hit episode number 1000.

12 years. So my 14 year approximation was good. And on that note, general relativity cannot be a law because a law is a mathematical model according to figman sex. And thank you to Fink of Hearts for the law's math. Einstein. Laws are mathematical models.

So like not being able to buy alcohol before 12 in a Sunday is math math. Nope, Gavin. So I'm talking about scientific laws. I'm not talking about people laws. Don't look. Is that the UK, what are the alcohol laws? Such math.

Like if I want a beer at 9 p.m. on a Sunday. If the shop's open, I mean, yeah. There's no, I can buy beer, wine, anything, anytime a day. Just go to waitress. What about liquors? Yeah, so learn that. So I sleep market. I learned something recently in Australia.

I was down there in December, and I learned that some bars have takeaway shops. So you could go to the bar and buy a bottle of liquor and take it home. Let's claw. Oh, from a bar. Right, it's like a bar, that's also a liquor store. So you walk in and buy a bottle of vodka.

That's what they mean. I mean, I can have a Amazon time now. Would they, so we should. So we should. We're less willing to sell it to you on like, a Friday or Saturday night when they're really busy. No, because they have like, the bar I saw it and that was an example.

It was like, there was a divide down the bar and it was like, oh, the bottle shops on this side and then the pub is on this side. Can you buy a ball and then just take it to the other side and start drinking it? I don't know. It is so weird to me. Has anybody ever done that at a bar?

Like, just ordered a bottle of whiskey and just sat at a bar drinking it? Cause they've got your paint for it. You know what time it clubs? But I'm talking about like a bottle liquor. I know like champagne and stuff. You can do a bottle of service with liquor. Oh really?

I'll try it. Let's find out. Like how much, like if you said, give me a bottle of Jack Daniels at a bar. Like you just sit at the bar. Because each glass is what? Yeah it would be really expensive. It would be like $1,000 yeah be like a four

$500 ball of liquor Whereas if you just went to buy it somewhere at a liquor store, it'd be okay What do you want to get from Amazon Prime now ball girl to show the stuff? Get a paper Toilet paper should get actually to whatever. That's a wide-divid toilet paper So anyway, I did this thing this week. I would have loved it if we just left it at that. I want to know.

What do you do? When I moved into my house, my house that I bought. Grats. I was a long time with it. I decided that I never wanted to buy toilet paper for as long as I lived in that house. I was thinking to tell this. Did I tell this? How you have like just a closet wall? So I took one lived in that house. I think you'd tell us, did I tell this? Did I tell you have like just a closet wall?

So I took one cupboard in the bathroom and I just loaded it with toilet paper. How much was left? I think that's like, well I think that we're about 250 rolls. Fuck. And I moved house. That's a take it all with me.

I had to unload it. It was like three moving boxes for the toilet paper. But I'm still never bought toilet paper since, you know, $20 to $15, so what should I do? I've got toilet paper and gummy bears. Do you need like a power adapter for your laptop or something? Yeah, sure.

Do you ever wonder like, so I think about toilet paper, I don't know why, but I think about toilet paper. And I think about how dumb it is and how long it took the world to invent toilet paper Rex toilet paper I think didn't exist till like the late 1800s. Yeah, but if you were just working with like wood and Grass and materials like that. How would you invent toilet paper? Right, but why wouldn't you have anything? What when does they surely use Like leaves right yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean gross. Did they not just wipe with like a wash?

Like a poison ivy leaf or something by accident, it happens all the time something a baby What I would have invented like a spinning disc with bristles. I mean what like Like a wheel with grass taped to it and that you spin it and you just squat your ainess on it You're like bats all the more like move a crank and it's like connected your gears and cogs to this thing That's been the way I've ever seen these reality shows that focus on these people that try to save as much money as they can? Oh, yeah.

And they use reusable toilet paper. Get lost. Which is just like little hand towels or like washclots that they just wash after they use it. Wash where? In the laundry. Wait, with all the t-shirts. This is just the floor.

I expect them to wash them separately, but. Still it's the same machine. Yeah, it's like how? I haven't seen them throw up. How cheap. How cheap do you have to be that's awful. Yeah, no, I could not. I could not. I do recommend it though. I do recommend picking one because it's funny and it's also very handy. Pick one thing and just get it in bulk massively. I feel like toilet paper is one of the only things you could do that with though. What else do you do? Go through that fast. We keep talking about me undies, but to me undies,

they sell a 365 pack, so you can buy like, one pair of underwear per day. You make one order right, and it's like, all you're underwear for a year. I gotta say, they're affordable. I'm affordable. Should I paper? Yeah.

Done. Okay, I didn't mean to interrupt. Are they gonna hardly get in here? How are they gonna get in here? Ah, I'm not worried about that part. Yeah, my next wrapped. Are they gonna hardly get in here? How are they gonna get in here? I don't know what you're about to say. Yeah, my next big balkaura is gonna be toothpaste. I wanna say if I can buy my life's worth of toothpaste now. What if you wanna try a new brand of toothpaste?

I have a special instruction, so I just tell the driver, just chuck it over the gate when you get here and that'll happen. Hock three times. So this is the little thing here saying, what if they be depressing if you bought all of the toothpaste you need for the rest of your life, then every time you open a new tube, it's like one less and you see like your mortality in the form of toothpaste She'd live forever just by not brushing your teeth

Yeah, you're saying like each like let's say you go through one tube a year and each time I'm just giving an example you want to go through one a year one two of toothpaste. Oh Like you just taking away your One tube a year You're just like you're distracted. I'm a I'm really excited about the Amazon Prime You're just dipping your toothbrush into it too Yeah, just anything that doesn't expire I recommend just getting loads of it and it's funny But there's not a lot of stuff that doesn't expire.

Honey, don't you get that started. Catch up. Catch up expires. It takes a while. Don't tell that. You have to be sitting there, it's pretty. Oh yeah, nope. Don't get necktie.

Process for absorbency. Wiping cloths. So someone tie dyed some bug row? No, that's a cloth. So, someone tie-died some bug-roll? No, that's a cloth. Yeah, I mean, but why? I know people, I know why. You said you wash it. Who in 2015, they were getting their kids in cloth diapers

as they would never use disposable diapers. Why? Because of the environment. Yeah. It's usually people on their first kit. They kind of give that up by the second kit. A lot of stuff stuff goes out the window a lot of theory goes out the window in the second Did you do any that hippie shit with your first kid? I wish I say what I wish we had not used any plastic bottles and we did use some That's the only thing like as opposed to a glass. Yes as opposed to glass

It's like every now and then they discover something like dude about the way that they manufacture a process plastic You know a glass that is like a process plastic and glass that it's like Gloss to a baby when I was a baby when I was a baby all of my bottles were glass bottles You know sure I know my mother complaints to this day that when I was in my crib And like I was done with the bottle in the middle of the night I would throw it out of the crib onto the floor Then she'd walk in in the middle of the night and just cut her feet up on broken glass all the time Oh you smash it right because I was done with it, now we're just throwing it out of the crib.

It sounds very much like you. Did you bed room have a tile floor? Yeah. What? It did, really? What a nice baby room. It was a bit freezing. It was a little glass inside.

That was a crib, I had tons of. I don't understand why some people have a concrete floor in the house. He lived in the border of Mexico. How cold could he get? I mean, did he ever get cold-readers? The ground is cold at night. The gunfire kept us warm.

Stop. Something about hotel bathrooms are always cold. Do you feel this? Like when you go into a hotel bathroom with bare feet, it's freezing. Yeah, you're going to. My bathroom, not that cold. I took, I had a really weird experience.

So when I was in Seattle the other day, I stayed at this awful hotel, which I'd never been to before, don't ever go there. Give yourself? No, I was booked, but whatever. Um, so did you order a bunch of drugs? Yes, I did. I got drugs. When I was, when I was going to the hotel, I was like, okay, I need to find out where this place is. I've never been there.

Looked at their website and it was like a map link. You click on there, right? Let's just see a map to the hotel. Four or four not found. Like fuck. Well, that sucks. Yeah, that sucks. So I looked at the bottom of the page. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At the bottom of the page and I found the address, copied it, pasted it in my GPS, like cool, all right, I found it.

Jove there, at this point, it's like one in the morning or something. Jove there, pull up, and I'm in the middle of a fucking neighborhood. So I Google search for the hotel, and it's like, oh, it's not West Third Street, it's just Third Street. Like, so the address on their fucking website took me out to the middle of God damn nowhere. It's been another 20 minutes in the God damn car, whatever.

Get there, finally go to sleep, sleep for a couple hours, wake up early the next morning, I'm like, all right, gotta take a shower, gonna hit the road, get some meetings to get to. Get in the shower, and I've never had this happen before. There was no cold water. No cold water. There was only hot water in the shower. Never heard of that one. Never had that happen before? There was no cold water. There was only hot water in the shower. Never heard of that one. Never had that happen before. I've had no hot water before. Sure. Yeah. I took the hottest, most painful shower of my life. What do you do? I came out and I was like

beat red. I was just like glowing out of that fucking shower and I was so fucking mad. And I was so fucking mad. I didn't like that. That's it. Steam was just rising off on my head. And I was just like, so fucking angry. Of course you were. You scalding yourself. I was scalding it.

I was in a hurry. I couldn't complain because I got to get the fuck out of there. And I was just like, I went outside. I was just like standing there waiting for my car. I was just like, furious. It was the worst start to a day I've ever had in my life. I can imagine you storming out and like, steaming up all the windows as you went.

It's such a fucking weird problem and I told someone I met with later that day and they were like, there are poor people in third world countries who would kill to have that problem. Nobody wants that problem. Nobody wants to get burned. Nobody wants first-degree burns while they're getting themselves cleaned. How long did you have to stay in there for? Just one night. So why'd you rent a car? Because I had to drive around to different places.

Yeah. The reason you get a car? I did not, when I went out to LA last week, I did not rent a car. I just was gonna Uber the whole time. That was a terrible idea. When you went with me? Nope. When I went out for the amazing race premiere.

But when you went with me, we only Ubered and it was... premiere, but when you went with me we only uber and it was What was wrong? That was like dad that was really like two places though. We're in like five places. It's too much money What was wrong with you? Just too much money. How much is a rental car? If you get like a silver car. It's like 70 bucks a day. Yeah, like a weekend You get like your way of like 80 bones for when you spend more than that on boobs Yeah, but then you got a part it's like cuz it's like 60 bucks to get like your way of like 80 bones For when you spend more than that on boobs. Yeah, but then you got a part It's like it's like it's like 60 bucks to get to from the airport of the Hollywood. That's true

It's and then then there you go right there. You do that you gotta go back down. That's 120 So that's a big pain in the ass. Well, it's let this new stress of driving around an LA traffic there Yeah, but they got very true. Then you got to talk to a stranger Now you know and then you got to listen and talk about how they just started driving a fucking Uber- Yeah, they just- They're- They're just- They're just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- They're just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Yeah, but they just- Fucking dumbass my Amazon order is still being prepared It's not looking good. Make sure the update be burns. What are you doing? I make people think their their screens locked up. I thought it was locked up. We should all do that at the same time just freeze All of us I guess you don't get at it. What's cuz she said all of us. I thought they were gonna go to the wide

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That's audible.com slash roosterteeth. I've been almost done with a feast for crows for the second time. Who reads it? Roy Doe Trees, who plays the pyromancer in season two of the TV show. The pyromancer, the dude who makes the wildfire? Wildfire?

For the Battle of Blackwater. Blackwater. Thank you. Oh, I got close. Yeah, he's the dude who does all the narration. I would recommend also you could also get the audiobook. Binge by Tyler Oakley as read by the author. Best friends now aren't you?

You get that one if you Like Dix hope you like Dix Cuz Tyler really likes it's great that this is right here still wow I'm on like I'm on I think I'm in like equivalent of like page 60 in the book like a quarter Well, I'm in the audio. Oh, all right, and it's a Does it get a lot of? in the audio. Oh, that's all right. And it's a, does it get a lot of...

Talk. Tyler is a very well-known, charismatic individual. I would imagine yes, but I don't know anything. I would just imagine that's the case. I got sick. He's up for Bachelor of the Year from Out Magazine. Oh really? I'd like 100 dudes, he's like.

I'd be at a boyfriend. Currently like one or two. Mom. I got sick of seeing him and not knowing him. Because I kept being at events with him but never talking to him. So one day I was just like, hey, I introduced myself. How did I get for you? He's good, he's very nice man. Very Christmas.

Did he put you in a special thanks in his book? No, no. I did take a selfie with him there. Because you know, that's how you do these days. You take a lot of selfies these days. Yeah? It's good. It's good stuff. What made you make the turn? I feel like you didn't always used to be a selfie person. Boy, Twitter feed is turned to a nerd debate between laws and theories in our in our Twitter feed. Get the fuck out of there. We don't care. We're done. We're all

that perfect. Take a fucking hike. Yeah, what are you listening to the podcast from like 20 minutes ago? Get with it. No, no, no one buddy one guy said something and nobody else is gonna let that go by one buddy Hey, buddy, you have to get out that way you just you you you Twitter buddies You know of someone you keep being at the same events, but you don't actually know them. Yeah Yeah, that's the way that worked for me and Ashley. Now you really know. Yeah, know it pretty well. Just saw the first episode of the Amazing Race. What did you think of that episode of the Amazing Race? It was good.

I thought you guys kissed a lot. It was very sweet. But you also, that's the weird thing is like people kept writing us about that. You, we always kiss a lot. Like Barbara when she was in a, I guess you went along just to relationship at that point in time.

You would, whenever we were around, you kissed you, it was go, ugh. Like she would always be the back she would always be the next kiss the normal amount for what you do in life. Yeah, you kiss the normal amount for what you I mean it wasn't like overly kissing fatigues. I would see percentage of on screen time You spent a lot of time smooching they focused on you guys when you were doing like when you were winning things or like a Composing thing so we're gonna kiss that for, when we checked in and halfway point of that leg and we were dead last, that was, that was, oh yeah, you were last last. Last last, that was terrible.

For everyone else to. So we did, there was two, then you can watch the episode if you want to, but the way the show works is, if you're in the US, you get to a challenge. Actually, you can watch it in Canada and Australia, but for some reason, there's no way to watch it in the UK. So, you know how we feel about that? Fuck you UK, that's what you get.

No, I don't know why it is, so you can go find out. I'm sure there's a way you can watch it. But the way the show works is you do these challenges, you go to a place and you get a challenge. One kind of challenge, it's a yellow pamphlet, it's called a detour and you both do it but you get to choose between which activity you want to do. Like one was, go to these mariachis but it really didn't say much more than that. It just said go find the mariaches. And then the other one was, go build a bowl

and then blow it up. I mean, that'll be fun. We'll go blow up the bowl. But everyone who did the mariachi challenge, which was really cool, it looked really awesome. Everyone who did that, every single team finished before anyone on the Torrito challenge. Yeah, it seems like that was gonna be a really difficult one.

And it just seemed like everyone found the people not playing really quickly. Yes, and they all got out of there. And then we got out, so I think it was like five teams on that side, and on our side was the rest of the teams. And we got out third, so we were, when we left there, we were eighth out of 11 teams, but we checked in 11th because our cab driver

along the way was like a 60 minute, maybe 70 minute cab ride out to the pyramids, where we stopped and we are, everybody just passed our cab, every single person passed our cab. Yeah, it's kind of nutty. He stopped and he stopped and got out of his car to pay a toll, like stopped and walked over.

But some of that stuff doesn't make it on camera because it's not interesting. But we just ended up checking in. And you know what it's fucking about. Get a car, like rent one and just pull off. You have to get a cab. Yeah, but you have limited funds. So some things are like every leg is different.

Can you break the law? Hmm? Can you break the law? You can. I mean, there's nothing stopping you from doing that. Like, I don't think the the crews would tell you to stop, but if you get thrown in jail, you're on your own. That was a dude, I think in season 10,

one of the, the main thing they can get you out of the race immediately is if you lose your passport. If you lose your passport, you're done. So you always have to have your pet, like even when you jump, have to jump in water, or like, there's been some previews for this upcoming episode. That's three like on you? You didn't know, but you tend to keep it on you just because you don't want to lose it.

Yeah. Like if you leave in your bag and somebody walks off of your bag then you're done. There was a guy in season 10 I think. It probably wasn't that early. It was a little bit later than that where he was in Russia and he got in like a private cab. Like a gypsy cab. What? I would never get one of those in Russia. And they took off with his backpack, whether they had his passport in it. And he was just, he's out. He's done. I read interviews with a guy when I was

researching. I'm gonna crew leaves you there and everything. Literally choice. They're going to another country in two days or a day. And then they just, he screwed. Like he has to go to the embassy and get a possible. I think he said he was in in Russia for 30 days. Like the production was done and everybody was back home and he was still in Russia. What, but you're there without money, aren't you? Yeah, yeah, they might you know, they're money playing at it.

It's not working. I can't give it up. Give me the fucking thing over there. Gavin, you're not supposed to do it. Gavin, you're not supposed to do it. Gavin, you're not supposed to do it. Gavin, you're not supposed to do it. Gavin, you're not supposed to do it.

Gavin, you're not supposed to do it. Gavin, you're not supposed to do it. Gavin, you're not supposed to do it. Gavin, you're not supposed to do it. Gavin, you're not supposed to do it. Gavin, you're not supposed to do it. Gavin, you're not supposed to do it. Gavin, you're not supposed to do it. Gavin, you're not supposed to do it. Gavin, you're not supposed to do it. Gavin, you're all went to Mexico in that episode. It's stressful, isn't it? Yeah, then there's the people who are, who they go to the caves to do that one challenge.

And that's the, now that's the detour. That one you have to choose one teammate to do it. And then once you choose the teammate, you can't switch. You can switch a detour. Like you say, this one's too hard, we're switching to the other one. But that's obviously can cause you major problems. You lose much time when you do that.

Detour, you can't change people. And you also can pick the person to do it. I think the detour you do that. Detour, you can't change people. And you also get to pick the person to do it. I just said detour as both people. Detour is you can switch the task. So I fight you've only said detour, but for every example. Oh, sorry. The second thing is the roadblock. Yeah, sorry, roadblock.

Roadblock is you pick one member of the team to do it. And you choose the person who's gonna do it based on a tiny little clue. Like in this episode, it was who wants to pick up the pieces. That was it. So then you say, Bernie, we'll do it. And then you open up the pieces. That was it. So then you say, Bernie will do it. And then you open up the clue and you find out what you're actually doing.

So then there's some people volunteer to do it and it was in a cave and they're like, oh no, I'm claustrophobic, I didn't know that. And I was like, it's the fucking Quivos. Where did you expect? Oh, right, that's Spanish. Right. Yeah.

Yeah. It was like, the people may not know that. It's a funny, but you say that too, because when we were going out that morning to go do whatever, there was so much speculation as to what we were going to be doing. Like one person, like these rumors started that was going to be a hot springs, and then when we walked out from underneath this enclosure where we were, there was hot air balloons all over the place in the air.

We're like, oh shit, we're going to be up in a hot air balloon doing some like bunch of jumping out of a hot air balloon or something like that. Nope. Just having to be there was much hot air balloon. So but it's like when we saw that we all speculate that's definitely what we're doing. But no, we went underground and got in the cave. It was cool seeing that. What's that going on the ground? It's the exact opposite. Literally the exact opposite. It was really cool seeing like when they did all the introductions of all the teams like you talk about Red versus Blue and Rister Cheat and all that stuff. Yeah. It was to real seeing that on like network television.

And I was on screen for a second. You were. I was wearing the shirt, I think. For the patch, right? Yeah. Thomas has our Amazon order in his own his way. Thomas. Thomas.

He's really close to you. The same trip the other day when I was flying over Arizona. We kind of flew, actually we flew pretty much right over the Grand Canyon. And I looked down, I was like, oh, cool. There's the Grand Canyon out there. And I saw another plane, like off to our right. And it was smoking.

It was like thick black smoke coming out from behind it. And I was like, oh shit, is there like a plane on fire? Am I watching an air disaster happen? And I stared at it and I watched it for several minutes. I was like, what? I was like, oh, something's happening. Something's going on. And then another plane started coming in, the opposite direction, like really fast towards it.

Also trailing black smoke. It was like, oh, it's just an air show. Yeah, it's so close. It's a story that would nowhere. Yeah, yeah. But it was like for a few minutes. I was like, oh, something? No, nothing. No, no. Chris was there for you. Yeah. Yeah. So it was a lot of fun to see you and to see me. Of course, congratulations. Congratulations. Um, yeah. So it was, it was a lot of fun to, to see you and to see me. Of course.

Congratulations. I'm, I'm really happy with it. Yeah, it was really fun. It was, it was, it was, it seems like I was telling Gavin, it seems like I did that race a million years ago at this point, but. That's Friday nights it is, right? Friday nights, eight o'clock. It'll be, I think it goes all the way, it goes for like 11 weeks I think.

I don't know, goes for like 11 weeks. There's 11 teams so that would make sense. That would make sense, but the last million dollars. The last episode is typically multiple teams. But they have non elimination. And then they have a lot of non elimination legs, which can be peppered throughout the season to make up for that. They typically do that for the first thing.

No, that's very, very, very rare. Very rare. And normally, I don't know, obviously I don. No, that's very, very, very rare. Very rare. And normally, I don't know, obviously, I don't know anything about this season, but normally when they have a non-elimination, non-elimination leg, they will sometimes eliminate two teams the next time. Yes, Mona is pointing out that a team got a traffic ticket

and had to resolve it before continuing. That happened on a number of different seasons. And before you leave the country, you have to pay it. Oh, yeah, yeah. You gotta go pay country, you have to pay it. Oh yeah. I should. You gotta go pay, you gotta take care of it. They won't let you get away without doing that. What if you can?

I feel like sometimes bureaucracies, you know, governments are so slow that the ticket might not be in the system. They gotta deal with all that shit. Right, you gotta wait for it. They get my Africa when they got one. So each team has a camera crew? I don't know if I can talk about that part.

Okay. Because that's like production of the show. Is that part of your head, dude? Or do you actually just have a piece of string stuck in your head? Do I have a piece of string stuck in my head? Like your braid? Oh, it's a piece of the carpet. How did you get the rug in your hair?

What? Yeah, like that's, did you roll your head around on the floor? I did not go near the carpet. That is the rug. Well, evidence says different. I was, I was carpet munching. It was coming out of one of your braids, so it kind of... I don't think, everybody wants the delivery guy

to get on the podcast. I don't think we can do the heck. I don't think o'braed so I don't think everybody wants the delivery guy to get on the podcast I don't think we can do that. I don't think we can do that. I don't think he'll I don't think he can just jump on the podcast and say hey He's probably working. He's working right? I mean Patrick somebody put a Lobster Gus from his shower Blinks Gus up on the Twitter feed. I didn't see that they they hashtag it It was it was ridiculous. I'm never going to, and then okay, so. Okay, cool thing.

Then I switched hotels to a different hotel and they had, uh, they had something where I thought that was really cool. They had a check-in app that where you could check in via the app and if you registered your app with that hotel company and it would turn your iPhone into your room key. That's great. I've never had that. That's awesome. Didn't work. It did not work. I was like, oh, this is really cool. I've always wanted to do this. And you have to go and you have to say like, okay, request check in. Is it like NFC or is it a few I could? NFC.

So I was like, okay, request check in. I'll be there. I don't know. Four o'clock, four o'clock. So then I show up to the hotel like four thirty or five. I'm like, okay, I'm here. It's like your room's being processed. Oh, he's not. Your room's being processed. What the fuck? So I go up, I just go up to the front desk, like, can I just check in? Yeah, sure, you use your key.

And then the whole time I was there, I just kept saying your room's being processed. Like, fucking piece of shit. If they're going to have it, it should work. Yeah, that's the whole point is to not go to the fucking desk. It was a triple- When we were at that hotel that we were staying in and Sydney for our checks in Australia, you needed the keys at different points.

And we had three keys to do three different things. Like we had one key to get in the lounge on the floor, where we get the drinks and stuff like that. We had one that worked in the elevator because we had to swipe. And we had one that worked on our room door. What? I had one key.

Everybody says that, but it was like, our keys were just driving as crazy. Like, we kept going to get new keys, and they only worked in certain stuff. It was really weird. I only had one key, also. Hey Patrick, the guy's about to get here. Do we want to send somebody out to grab?

No, you said fuck him. Joy the pig. Yeah, I tried to set this up earlier and get this done. What do you mean? What do you mean? I didn't say anything. No, I didn't mean.

What do you mean? I looked the back door He's going to the other one Hey rage Sirola, how am I going to communicate with Justin though? I don't know his number Twitter with who? He's just walking back and forth. He's just a walking right name. Go outside. They say the wrong name. Hey, no, Patrick, no Patrick share I think Justin just went out you want he went out that way though

Yeah, I told him you're killing me everybody's killing me Kill I did you that why did you do that to me? I didn't know who you were about Gavin doesn't know anyone's name though. Don't very good point. We should play some point Barbara. We should play a game No, no, I know a game your suggestion We bring people in and have Gavin try to like a random person from the office What's my name Gavin? Well, what's still like the how long do they have what? Gavin was the barber's middle name. I know

Bob bra. I know yours Flabra Dunkleman. How did you know do you not know barbers middle name wait? I'll get it That was such I know Middle name here. See a mom's name. No. Barbara Mary and Duncan. What a terrible name. Why is that terrible? It's like old lady name, old lady name, Dungleman. So you'll say you'll say, you know,

you're an older person named and Gus, Gus and Esters, like the oldest couple in the world. This is true. And we like it. We're not letting off the hook. I know yours. What's mine? Antony. Raul, there you go. Oh, why are things antsy?

What the fuck is antony? Then my initials would be gas. What's Barbara's? What's Barbara's? You said that was such a... Yeah. I've always wanted my initials... When I was a kid I was one of my initials to be Gus. Right, and I was saying your middle name should be...

Why did you change your middle name? Eh, that's where. Gus, I've been... No, you Lissies, do it. You Lissies? What other... What other than you name? What other than you name?

What other than you name? Uma. Yeah, I'll do some more. Gus, Uma. What's another new name? Gus, Uma? Umbert. Umbert my I had an algebra teacher who's I'm an algebra teacher whose first name was Ubil Ubil

nah I think that's the only other you name I know So we we we everyone's letting off to hook what's your middle name? Oh Come back to you What's your middle name? Oh, uh, come back, come back. Somebody years of connection. You know Bernie's middle name? Yes.

What's my middle name? Justin. That is correct. My middle name is Justin. Name, Deft, or my girlfriend. You don't have to feel bad if you don't know Barbara. She didn't know mine. She thought mine was Anthony for some reason.

Yeah, so right now, I'm equal with Barbara. Right. Except you pretending you know hers. Excuse me, I'm getting a call. Is it the Amazon Prime? Yes, speak for you. No, I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that.

I don't want to do that. Hello? Hey, how you doing? Yeah, yeah, hey. I can bring him. He has the phone up to us here. He's negotiating with the driver for the delivery of his goods. Are you in the car?

He's asking where the guy is. He should have given him better special instructions. He's giving everyone directions to accept the right way. Is this like ASMR? The guy went into the wrong driveway. I'm just going to tap on some more TV. So what are you going to do? You want to take one?

You want to bungalow driveway? Yeah. Barbara, don't do that. What are you doing? I'd say a Samar. No, don't do that. It's really good. Yeah, it's just people who like it. I'm just going to tap on this glass. I'm just going to tap on this glass. It's like five in stage four.

It's like right on that end of the building. Or I'm just giving away the directions for office right now. Okay, you can look it up on Google. What's a Thomas, right? See, I remember that name. Thomas, what? I'm going to say Thomas. I'm going to say Thomas.

I'm going to say Thomas. I'm going to say Thomas. I'm going to say Thomas. I'm going to say Thomas. I'm going to say Thomas. I'm going to say Thomas. I'm not sure. Okay. You can look it up on our Google. What's it? A Thomas, right? See, I remember that name. Thomas what? The driver's name is Thomas. Oh, I think my middle name's Justin.

I thought we need some. I mean, that's why I was confused. Because then you said Justin. My name is Justin. No, you. Why was there? Oh, is that what made you confused? Because I thought you were talking about the driver.

Not me earlier. Okay. You said how am I going to talk to Justin? And I thought you were talking about the driver. Not me earlier. Okay. You said how am I going to talk to Justin? And I was like, I thought the guy's name was Thomas. Oh, no. Justin was going out. Yeah, I got that now. I didn't know he was going out.

No, right. We'll calm down, Gavin. Gavin's just covering for the fact that he didn't know that guy's name. Yep. Did you know his name? Mm-hmm. Justin. What's your middle name?

Sir, I said Jay. Janice. Nope. Nobody could have got it. What religion was I born? It serves the J. Janice. Nope. Nobody could have got it. What religion was I born? Jewish. What's a short form of that?

Jew. Barbara Jew Dunkel. Nailed it. Nailed it. Julie. I actually didn't know that. Oh really? Well now you won't forget.

We'll ask him next week he's got no idea. The name Julie really doesn't come from Jewish though right? No. Okay. I thought Gavin would remember. I was just going to say I was like, I thought Gavin would remember. I was just going to say I was like, I thought Gavin would remember. I was just going to say I was like, I thought Gavin would remember.

I was just going to say I was like, I thought Gavin would remember. I was just going to say I was like, I thought Gavin would remember. I was just going to say I was like, I thought Gavin would remember. I was just going to say I was like, I thought Gavin would remember. I was just going to say I was like, I thought Gavin would remember. I was just going to remember. I was just going to remember. I was just going to remember. I was just going to remember. I was just going to remember. I was just going to remember. Pull that ghost to say in a bickering ASMR is the best ASMR Don't do that stuff. It kind of role play

So can we get away with calling you BJ? Yeah, did you ever go to a point in time when your nickname was BJ when I was younger I was thinking about going about BJ B and I had an old face about that a lot when I was younger too BJ B and I had an old I think about that a lot when I was younger too I'm gonna go by BJ Gus We all thought about it. My brother's name is PJ so Patrick James and We we call him PJ until he was like so your MJ technically. Yeah, I guess So I never got called MJ close to came when they were gonna nickname when they nicknamed me Bernie in high school They was then nicknamed me the my friends that I when I met them in high school and they was then nicknamed me. The, my friends that I, when I met them in high school,

and there were too many mics, there was a mic, a Michael and a Mikey and... Michael. They were gonna nickname me Mickey, but I knew a Mickey. And so I was like, no, so my, my nickname was almost Mickey. Am I bugging you? They're gonna reframe. I'll just sit up straight.

Sorry. Excuse me. Yeah, I went through a, a two-year period where one, it wasn't like everyone, but one whole like class of people called me Vinny Why what cuz a Gavin Vin okay, and it actually they they call me Vinny and they call me Vincent Like it became short and then it became like the long version. So I was called Vincent for a while Really I like that actually someone what's called me BJ donkelfuck nice Internet box reference.

Oh, it's Internet box. Dude, I made a guy recently who had a name. I was like, there's no way you got all the way through grade school with that name. His name was like, bugger or something like that. Instead of bugger? Yeah, it was like something that was like so obviously close to another word.

And I can't remember what it was now. Our stuff's here by the way. Is it? Yeah. What's the time on that? We're looking at 14. Look at was now. Our stuff's here by the way. Is it? Yeah. What's the time on that? We're looking at 14. Look at the service.

So, look at that take. Oh, look at the photo. Wow. It's simple. Come here. Come here. It's coming. Oh, well, prime now back.

Thank you. So here I have all my toilet paper. And even has the time you ordered it and the time it was delivered on the thing. Does it really? Yep. What time do you order it? Oh no, that has the window. I got a 748 out in 15.

Check you out. That's impressive. Less than half an hour. And I got toilet paper for it. This totally seems like an ad. This is not an ad. I don't want to point that out. No, we've talked about this for a long time that we were going to do this.

Yeah, just like the way it was like front of the camera. I'm always like super sensitive about that. And pretty soon that guy's job will be replaced by a drone, right? Yep. That's the plan. A high speed drone. Oh, Uber drivers do not get that. That they're like, they're gonna be autonomous vehicles

in Uber and like, They was a giant back for that little bag. Welcome to Amazon. You know, we're already thing from Amazon? That was kind of ridiculously big. I got a refill for my pen, my fountain pen, and they shipped it separately to everything else. You use a fountain pen?

Not like a, you know, it's like a nice pen. It's a roller ball, but it's a pen. You have, when do you have your favorite pen, I guess? No, it's not a moon block. Although, late, I'm gonna have to tell you a story about moon block later. I'll just tell later though. I can't tell it right away.

But I got that, it was like a little pen refill, this big, and I'm showing somebody inside the, twice the length of my index finger. It's a little pen Imagine if you all a pen and it's in a massive box who's in the huge box head like this because you're preck for ordering one piece of ink No, you said it got ship separately. Yeah, I listen to the whole story. Yeah my ears you should you should have got old Ian kill ever need One good I'm telling you that's depressing. I don't want to do that. It was a eight bucks to you could just look at a calendar and be equally depressed Yeah, but you don't look at that every day. You don't you don't think about that in the context or in the mirror Get out of your BJ dunkel fuck so I discovered this with my kids just recently I

Was having goy bears with Teddy we were eating and I was like dipping them out I was taking the red ones for myself of course as you do the yellow ones are the best the white ones are best Because what are they? Why aren't the green ones strawberries? Yeah, so Teddy wouldn't take the green one I hear you have a green one. He goes. I don't want the green ones. I don't like strawberry. And I was like, the green starts strawberry. He goes, yeah, they are. And I'm like, no, the green's lime.

And he said, no, they're strawberry. We looked it back at the package. Sure enough, green gummy bears are strawberries. Yeah, doesn't make any sense. Only this brand though, I believe. Well, that's the gummy bear brand. These are haribou. Why would you eat any other gummy bear?

Haribou. I even looked at one Wikipedia, see if these guys are really originators. I like the white one. I like a white gummy bear. Babs, sir. I it when we could beat it. If these guys are really originators. I want to find out what was like a white gummy bear. Babs are like a great life. I looked up the history of that company as well. Shabbar for life. What kind of gummy bear would you like?

Anybody? I'm on the yellow one. What do you want? What flavor is yellow? Why are these so firm? It's a whispery. Yeah, they are pretty firm. What do you want?

This one went in the nook in the couch. That has a piece of hair on it. All right, guys, we got this. We can do it. You're gonna want to be choke Ready here we go What whoa All right, I want to play what that's what that was a free hundred sixty three podcasts will get you

Oh, my god, I'm amazing. You're gonna quit while your head or try mine. Fuck it. I would quit while you're good. I'm gonna play my field goal strategy Gav's gonna make harder though Oh You didn't even move you didn't even move you're part of the team dumbass and hit you in the lip That's on you. That's on Gavin. Oh, what is to do with my eyes? I said it like a tooth Yeah, it did hit something pretty pretty firm. Oh, so Brandon on Twitter said hey, Bernie do you like fountain pens? Join us at the subreddit slash our slash fountain pens. You have a great time

I like thank Brandon tell him to go fuck himself Are you not interested in reading all about fountain pens? What the fuck is every topic on that line? I'm not going anywhere near what do you want to guess? What is the top headline right now? I know exactly what it is. I guarantee you. I'm going to go first in you. Okay. I want to check out my own homemade fountain pen

that I just made. I'm going to guess it's, I ordered this fountain pen on Amazon and the Refilment Package came in. It's own giant box. The Refilment Package, really? Yeah. I shoved a fountain pen in my butt and I can write real good with it We have 30,000 subscribers

Found pen. What is the top top? It's more than one house What is a warning? Do not do business with dot dot dot. I'm sure it's like some shady fountain pen company But let's see what the year old my brother sent me a letter using the newdler's creeper. I got him for Christmas His hand running has improved a lot. Oh since I got him into fountain pen. Okay, sounds like a sex toy Newdler's creeper. It sounds like a sex move. I would do what do you do? You use my new little creeper on you. Oh, it's so Gus.

Just imagine you on a bed riving around. How else are you gonna creep? Make a check on your spreadsheet. How much is a new Lurge creeper? You should say a change of middle name. Why? To you, to you. No, no, I'm gonna change my name.

It's ugly. I mean, my name... Yeah, I should be ugly, thank you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Like, I mean, my name, yeah, I should be ugly, thank you. Wait, wait, wait, what over this on a previous podcast? Gus, ugly, Serolla. My name has always been a pain in the ass for me because I'm the third. So my father has the same name. And like constantly, people are looking for him and they find me because.

And he's junior. You right. Because I guess when you Google search my name, it's all me. It's not him. He's like an old dude who doesn't use the internet. So I'll get mail intended for him or like just whatever. It's like nope or people will come find me and then try to give me stuff and like no, don't name your kid your name. Yeah, when I was younger, I thought it would be cool to continue that if I had a kid which I'm not gonna do But no if if I had a kid I would absolutely not give you money or dogs Gus You got to do it. You gotta do it. You got to name your kid. I'm not gonna have a gun so the fourth I think he's passed that point now if it's someone else wants to name their kid Gus roll of the fourth

I mean that's fine by me. I mean, I'm not pass that point. This term might be pass that point I'm gonna get a minimum Gus roll of the fourth. I'm totally gonna take that. Gus are all the fourth. That's fine by me. I mean, I'm not a pass at point. This or might be pass at point. I'm gonna get a new one. Gus Rola for it. I'm totally gonna take that. Gus Rola burns. What? No. You don't have to name a kid after your own last name.

That's true. Okay, you just sign it. Can you just assign a kid a last name? There's a law that says you gotta give me your last name. Yeah. You just make up the name on the spot. You always have a problem with people that don't really know what race you are because of your face.

Yep. I will. Not only do they not know what race he is They do this odd thing where they will stop him in public and guess like people that don't know him The best example I can think about that was Gus was playing pool one time I'm going to bathroom, but you do walked was he playing pool he was playing pool Gus is going to the bathroom walking past the pool table The guy playing pool stops points at Gus's face and Gus hey hey Black and Korean and Gus goes, not even close. There's like, nope.

There's no other conversation but that just, there's black and Korean. But I would like to see what you and Esther, actually, is Korean, right? What would the baby look like? It would look like us. It'd be cool, I want to see it. There should be an app for that.

I'm sure there's an app for that. It's like combined to people's faces like, here's a baby. I wonder how I create it could be. I want to see it. There should be an app for that. I'm sure this is an app for that. It's like combined to people's faces like here's a baby. I wonder how I create it could be. No, they have this. Yeah. You can test to see like what your baby would look like. Did you see there was a do you find you can? Yep, easy time or a hard time making your face in a face generator in a video game. I normally hand it over to Esther. She makes all my faces for me. Yeah, yeah. That's me. That's a great idea. It's a really good idea. She's really good at it.

So she can make the characters really lovely. I feel like you would have an easy time because your face is so distinctive. Go ahead. Sometimes you'll go ahead. No, let's go on this path. No, but sometimes the developers might not add it in because that's never happened. No, I'm saying like you have a very distinctive nose and you have like thick eyebrows and like your face. Oh, my bangs and ears that stick out too far. Yeah. You're too much hair. You know what's really good at that?

J.D. my son J.D. is really good at that. He made himself and fall out, but he made himself at like 25 years old. I showed Gavin the photo of it. It was eerie to see that. Like it was his opinion of what he would look like at like 25 or 30. I'm gonna get this out of the way. Are you ready? You try. I'll try. It was eerie to see that like it was his opinion of what he would look like at like 25 or 30 I'm gonna get this out of the way. Are you ready? You try. I'll try Oh, that was really good. That was a little too too rare to go

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And you cut it open, and it just breathes. And you could track it with FedEx. I didn't know anything. I had a guy who was installing the security system in my new house, and I had to be there. So I was just waiting, like, he arrived like 10 a.m. He took all day, like, he ended up like breaking the lock. He like broke the one that he was with,

and he didn't have a spell on. So we had to come back another day. So secure. We broke what lock? It was installing a lock on the friend or like a that I can okay, I got a code on And uh, so yeah, he was there all day It was like 4 p.m. When he left and then he had to come back because he broke the one he was there with and I was like I'm gonna come back tomorrow. He's like I'm not taking and I can't take another day off work He was like oh, I thought you work from home. I was like, no, I was waiting for you to leave, so I could go to work.

You just didn't leave, but I stayed at home. That's how that worked. Does he automatically assume everybody works at home? He just assumed, because I was there all day, that I just didn't have anyone to be- He said you had to be home for him to do it. Yeah, but he assumed that because I was like, I didn't seem like I was in a hurry,

I just worked from home. But that makes me think, if I'd said, I need to go to work, Leia, would you have been faster? Probably. Stuck that all day. Yeah, I just, what from home? But that makes me think, if I just said, I need to go to work, Leah. What do you have been faster? Because he probably stuck that old day. Yeah, I feel weird. Yeah, I was just making an assumption that you just don't work at all.

Or that somebody in the house doesn't work in his whole day. I was there, like, midday going like, all right, yeah, but then he just never went. So you lost a full day of work? That's a whole day of work. That's so. It's terrible. It's really terrible.

I hate when that happens. I hate when installers come and the second guess what I'm telling them? I got a cable installer from Time Warner show up once and he's like, where's the home run for everything in your house? Like, there it is, right there. He's like, no, no, this isn't right.

This isn't everything. Like, yeah, that's it. All the cables go right there. He's like, no, no, this isn't it. He's like, what do you want for me? Yeah. He's like, let's go look for it. It's got to be somewhere else. He's like, no, no, this isn't it. He's like, what do you want for me? Yeah, he's like, he's like, let's go look for it. It's gotta be somewhere else. I'm like, this is it. I live here. I know what you're looking for. This is it. What's the scenario that he's hoping is gonna happen there?

Like he you say, he says, where's the home run? And you say, there it is. He goes, no, it's not. You're like, you got me. Sorry. I just didn't want to show it to you here. To be fair. I'll take you to where it really is. Yes, he goes and we're like looking through all the closets. I like, this guy want to see my fucking clothes in every closet. We looked at every goddamn closet. And he's got a fetish. We looked at the fucking attic.

He's like, huh, I guess you were right. Like, yeah. It was. I know what I'm fucking talking about. How do you admit to that? I didn't say, I think this is it. I didn't say this might be it. I said, this is it. Period.

Don't fuck with me. I just had a really hot shower. I'm not in a mood. A little worked out. So, our slash fountain pens, the newest post on there, well the second newest post is fuck off Bernie. The first, the most recent one is we are currently getting roasted on the Russian podcast. It's pretty bad, but I can't stop laughing.

They are driving more people towards the subreddit at least. So, I'm just gonna write, you can write us a pretty calligraphy. Thank you, note. You fancy fucks. So is there a subreddit for every, is there a slash oven mitts? Let's find out.

So this could be, okay. So let's do this. New game. You have to guess what's up. You have to get, you can get the closest to what the top headline is in that subreddit, okay? We did fountain pens, they do. So we have to do another one.

So I'm gonna try oven mitts. Let's try oven mitts. We should do is we should have like a box with a bunch of random words in it. And you pick out two words, put them together and see if that subreddit exists. Like if you pulled out space dicks, you'd be like, oh look.

There's a slash r slash of mits. What's gonna be the top? This can't be a thing. Well, check if it's something first. Does it exist? He's lucky. No, it doesn't. They should make it.

Oh, guess what? It's gonna exist in about five fucking seconds. Give me, no, give me a, give me a, give me a, give me a, something that would exist for sure. Sex pancakes. No, sex pancakes. Sex pancakes. It's like some hobby or something like that. Trains.

R-slash trains. Okay, yeah, I'm sure R-slash trains exist. This could be a porn train. Oh, that's my doubt. What do you think? Patrick always laughs at the porn jobs. Oh, every time. So, is it, does it exist? Jesus. Yeah, amateur hour. Someone's probably- It absolutely does. Okay, the top post is about it's about Union Pacific and I don't know. I never know what's ever I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get even close about model trains perhaps. Okay, I don't know. I don't really what's ever gonna get this. I'm gonna guess even close. About model trains, perhaps.

Okay. I don't really know, like, does this have to include model trains, or is it just real? 8,000 readers, by the way. Wow. That is, I just saw an NX 87, and it was green. Okay, Gavin is gonna win.

That's the close you can get. It's like, here's a photo of an LNR class a4 4-6.2 Number 6-007 the certain I gel dress Lee undergoing maintenance at the National Rail Museum Wow 33 votes 33 two comments. That's a lot for eight hundred eight hundred eight thousand. What are the comments you think? Well really cool man. I saw that train once I We can be a tree for the train car the OP up there

What an absolute mouthful That's a really high-respo Yeah, I suppose from something or the cross post cross post from whatever all right That's a good game guessing a subreddit and guessing the top post game The top post is one of these top post for the years in R-slash? I wanna go back to found pants, because that's what's so stupid. What do you think the top post for the year?

Is there a subreddit called fountain penis? I do not wanna go to that subreddit. No, just add I-S to it, just find out. Do it, Bernie. Oh, I'm in fountain pen, now let me see what the top for the year is in fountain pen. I do, whatever you find in your subreddit, if you go to top and you go like search top for the year is in front of him. I did, whatever fun you subreddit. If you go to top and you like search top for the year top for all time,

it's actually like, the subreddit becomes really entertaining. Very entertaining because it's like, that's not the best thing that ever happened. Yeah, in that subreddit, right. I feel like I don't use those tabs very frequently where you can see like new top. I use new all the time, especially with the Ristid's. Top pants. Their top poses. Hey, our final bed, you're the subreddit of the day. Congrats.

That's the top one for a year. The actual top one is for the past. Let me see, I got past month. Wanna go like the past year? Past year. That's wrong. Maybe that went across all things. Regarding today's drama, what is that about?

A shipment of fountain pens went missing. There's argument over which fountain pen is the best brand. Here's a photo of a dude who tried to fill us each or his own it for you and he sprayed himself with ink. That's a funny photo. That's really funny. You'll have to visit our fountain pens to see that you're for yourself It's good thing wasn't using white ink as it as they want to play fire watch. I have it I have to play it I have Xcom as well and I have played that Xcom so good how's fire watch? Well, I haven't played it. I probably wouldn't talk about it. Did you ever play these? Everyone says I

What's the island is that the one with the plane crash and I like the island? Is that the one with the plane crash? The movie? No, a steam game. Lost. It's like, yeah, it's like the one with the plane crash, right? Firewatch seems to be like in that vein, but I never played the island. Because I don't play any games. So playing just cause three, slowly but surely.

On a console. Yeah, I'd say what? I made a huge mistake. I don't know why. I had like 10 minutes to kill between right before meeting, so I thought I would load up and check what my achievements are in just cause. So I loaded up my game, and then sure enough, I loaded it up,

and it's like half the provinces that I had liberated, weren't liberated, I'm like, did it not sink? And so I just shut off my Xbox, and I watched it sink to the cloud, from there, I'm like, you fucker. You should should just unplugged it. I should have right to you over at your good thing Probably I think you did. I don't think I hope I didn't do that. It normally warns you It tells you if you have older data overriding newer data, but this would be newer data Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna show you on his other Xbox It'll say your your sink is older than what's in the cloud and you just go with what you have yeah

I think you're synced older than what's in the cloud and res just go with what you have. Yeah. I think you sink to older than what's in the cloud and re-sink to the cloud. That's the way that works. Well, you'll screw that. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure I'm screwed. So just pull the plug. I just have to go back to our fountain pens. I've been playing the witness. Come on, let's get out there. The one house. How do you like that?

So frustrating. It's very hard. I mean, that's a third puzzle and there's like nothing. What I do like though is that you can get stuck somewhere and just leave it, go somewhere else, do a bit of that, come back and you like, Oh, I get it now. The problem is if you leave and go somewhere and just leave it, go somewhere else, do a bit of that, come back and you're like, oh I get it now. The problem is if you leave and go somewhere else and then you can't do that, then you leave and go somewhere else

and then you can't do that and you feel like a fucking lunatic because you're going to place to place, unable to do anything. I don't know, I've let up like three of those laser beam things without like using any help, we were a guide. And it's, it's satisfying. Yeah, it's satisfying. Yeah. It's satisfying.

I think I'm gonna have to eventually probably figure out. Plankhead came to the forest. Thank you for all 20,000 of you that are 20 minutes. I had to speed up. I think I did about six before I was like, I need to finish this game, because I need to play XCOM2.

So I started using some walkthroughs every now and then at that point. Cheaky. Fountain penis now exists and it has four subscribers. Yeah. Barbara, there you go. How far? Please. Cheeky. Fountain penis now exists and it has four subscribers. Yeah. Barbara, there you go. Have fun. Please make Barbara a moderator of Fountain penis.

Who is the other one that you said? Six pancakes. No, no, no, no. We said another one. Oven mitts. Does oven mitts exist yet? Oh, now. Maybe.

Here, let's play this game real quick. What do you think is the top link of all time in the Rucherti to separate it? Oh List of a reason why I hate Rucherti That would be my guess. Let me see here all time Mason at laser team. No, no, it's gonna be something people are mad about or upset about No clever something clever Like someone figured out or came up with.

Do you wanna say? Oh yes, it is Rishi Keith destroys Reddit for the kids. So it was the last extra life. Oh good, it was that thing. Oh is that the tweet I made? 4800. Yeah, it's a Rishi tweet. I don't understand why the red hit

extra life community issued that challenge thing they were gonna be us. I know, she's a risky tweet. I don't understand why the red hit extra life community issued that challenge thing They were gonna be us. I know she's like well red it's a big organization right, but additionally they have not come anywhere close Our fans are the bestest Happy community day babies Today isn't it is today What is what today's our community? Oh today's also George Washington's birthday and the Today's also George Washington's birthday and the is it it isn't my count Her today's president today. I believe today's George Washington George Washington shares a birthday with me the 22nd. Yes, did not take this away from me

So what yeah, why is president is this the day he became president big? They gave a day they did compromise. I think Lincoln was born last week So they picked a date between between Lincoln and Washington's birthday. I could have sworn, Gus, I apologize. I could have sworn when I looked at it. I also can tell you saying that my ham and Ali was born on my birthday. My ham and Ali was not born on my birthday. He was born the day before me.

I don't know why, where I thought my ham and Ali had the same birthday as me. True bear more was born the day before me. So, the fact that was only interesting to you was wrong. Yeah, the thing that only is relevant or interesting to me, I had incorrect. Like, oh, do you know the Muhammad Ali was born with birthday? I've been saying that for like 20 years now.

Like not even close to being true. Have you really been saying that? I've never heard you say that. Every year my birthday I say that it's Muhammad Ali was born with. Do you know which song? February 22nd, 1732. Do you know which song was number one when you were born? I don't.

I think I know. What mine was. Is there a website that shows that? Yeah. Hey, so people are, I can look at a second. People are bitching nonstop on Twitter that kids shouldn't go to see Deadpool.

Like, they're making a big fuss about it. Like a pre-fuss. What is, if it's all rated movie, just that says what you should see, I don't know. I don't really agree with you. It's the rating system, if you're too young, don't see it. What does that mean? But also in America, you can go see an R-rated movie

with your parents if you want to. It's like because it's a superhero movie, that's why the controversy is. It's a really weird thing, and how people are getting like outrage, and how people get through this like this pre-outrage, or they get proxy outrage, or they're like upset on behalf of other people. Yeah. That's, the new thing is now this pre-outrage or they get proxy outrage where they're like upset on behalf of other people.

Yeah. That's the new thing is now the pre-outrage. It's like we're not upset that kids are going to see Deadpool. We're upset that kids are going to go to Deadpool and that their parents will complain and Marvel won't make any more R-rated movies. It's like, nobody's doing that. No one's doing that. No one's, no parents are doing that.

They're not complaining. And also it made 135 million dollars in the box office. Which is amazing amazing that is Marvel's not gonna care about it like number one for our rated movies. Yes. I think the what did it beat it beat? Shit, I looked this up earlier What are we opening the previous biggest the matrix? Yeah, we have matrix Reloaded a revolution. I think it was the second one. Yeah reloaded. Yeah, so One of our one of our friends for revolution. One of our friends had a post-social

media who was asking his friends like what was the first age where your parents let you watch an R-rated movie and I remember for my ninth birthday party which was the same day as George Washington's birthday. My mom rented a VHS copy of Predator. Oh, yeah, all of me and my friends to sit down and watch. It was like, it was my ninth birthday and we just like, we ate cake, we shot pretend guns at each other and then we watched Predator for an hour and a half. You're totally fine. He's the best birthday ever.

That's what makes you pay. That's what makes you pay. We all watch Predator. Right? And you know, other parents got mad at whatever. None of their parents were there. My mom was like, oh, here. He's a rated R movie. You all watch this. What do you stay away from us? What do you think?

A Deadpool? I didn't see it. I liked it. I'm assuming it. I for Valentine's Day I have a great skill for never I decided to do some nice for her for Valentine's Day So it took her to see pride in prejudice and zombies nice I actually have no one to see that. How was it? It was okay. I I've never read pride and prejudice It's just not like you don't say not I'm not drawn in that direction or you've never read Pride and Prejudice. It's just not like, you know what I'd say? I'm not drawn in that direction, or I've never seen it in the movies. Even though it's a, I realize it's classic literature. What have I learned in drawing in that direction?

That's like Jane Austen. It's like, I'm not gonna, I'm reading Stephen King when I'm growing up. I'm not reading Jane Austen. I'm just not, you know, it's not my cup of tea, Gabbo. And so it's weird to see the parody thing without having really ever seen the source material. So it's like, now my exposure to Pride and Bridget is like,

on zombie's. On D.C. Yeah. Isn't Bridget Jones diary the same as well? What, there's some zombies in there. Bridget Jones is diary in zombie. Isn't Colin Firth Dossie in that as well? I did not see Bridget Jones's diary.

Me neither. I figured you probably had the biggest odds, you had the greatest odds of anyone here of having seen it. I've seen parts of it, but never in its time. I saw the first 20 minutes and I fell asleep. So did you think of Deadpool? I thought it was very funny.

Yeah, if I take a role, saw Deadpool, wouldn't ruin their life. No. Right? I I mean what is it? What is it that makes it all rated? It's very It there's sex scenes. There's nudity this this fun technically you see Ryan Reynolds penis people Really is penis people get a little bit cut up From far away a little cut up cut off I would say well in the trailer a guy shoots through three other guys head from far away. A little cut off shot through. You are already saying slice. I would say. Well, in the trailer, a guy shoots through three other guys' heads.

Yeah. If you see that trailer. That's like the most mild part. Yes. You can, you can like say, okay, no, I want to take my kid to see this movie. It also clearly says rated R and tells you why it's rated R. Right. That's why ratings exist.

Also, you can take kids to a movie and if the movie's inappropriate, you just get up and walk out with the kids. That's what you do. And I would say the joke per minute ratio is the funniest movie ever. Really? Yeah. T.J. Millers in it, so that's usually,

it's not the funniest movie ever. It's just like- I just really could have toned down a little bit on the selfie. You say it's the most joking movie? This, yeah, just like- Tone down what? The self-referentialness of it.

Oh, I came talking to camera. Yeah, like, that's Deadpool. He does that in the comic. But it's also self-referential to like, other movies in the franchise. And the production of movies themselves and stuff like that. Oh, really? Yeah, well, that's Deadpool.

It's like, the fourth wall just doesn't exist. That's what he will love about Deadpool. So it's very honest to the character. I never read much Deadpool, but what would I have that's what I read? Right, I know it honest to the character. I never read much Deadpool, but what would I have? That's what I've read. Ryan Reynolds was perfect for it. For example, in Deadpool, they referenced Wolverine as Hugh Jackman and him being Australian.

Okay. Yeah. Did I mention that that tweet I made about the Deadpool movie? Well, we were in Australia. No. I made a tweet that was something like, I'm really glad the Deadpool movie's coming out because we can finally see some Deadpool cosplays at events. Right. I'm sure a tweet that was something like I'm really glad the dead movies coming out because we can finally see some dead pull cosplays at events right

I'm sure Megas and George are like excited about that too Ryan Reynolds favorite at that tweet Yeah, I felt really guilty after it's because he was kind of snarky about dead pool cosplayers So jealous. Yeah, but yeah, so Ryan Reynolds paid attention to me Barbara. You need a drown Ryan Reynolds actual penis bar What do you think? Well the thing, I don't want to spoil anything, but it's, you know, well, it's known that he's mutated. Like, he has a really fucked up. You don't need to go any further with this. I don't want to spoil Deadpool.

But he's far away and like in the shadows. So you just see like a little hint of peepee. A little hint of peepee. He's a good looking man. Ryan Reynolds? Yeah. Good looking man. I'll go toe to toe with the other. Even all fucked up. He's Yeah good looking man. I'll go to toe to toe with you on that even all fucked up

Who's gonna look at him? I go with it Ryan Reynolds we like you if you have to see me one penis before the age of 17 Ryan Reynolds is what you want to see let's get him on the podcast Ryan Reynolds. Oh, here's a his Twitter account. I just keep I'm wondering van city Ryan. I thought it was I thought it was Van City Records for a while, and then I realized it's just Van City Reynolds, because he's from Van Cooper.

I thought it was Van City Records too. Did you get, why is that? What is it? I don't know. Because that's a known. I don't think so. I thought it was Records, really. I thought it was Van City Records, yeah, that's weird.

And then I thought it was an anagram of Ryan Reynolds. That's what I thought of. You know, I was trying to put the letters together. I was with him and boarded shit. Doesn't mean he said. No, I looked it up and I said, no, it's van city. So he's Canadian? He is.

Yep. Do you like Canadians better? Nobody's perfect. Well, yeah. He's like 80% of an American. Sure. What's the most inappropriate thing you saw as a younger person? Like, are a radio movie that you saw younger?

Probably Titanic. The 5th? The 5th? I don't know R is it? Yeah, I mean the nudity in the sex scenes. I was like I was really young when I saw one tit for like three three seconds Can't win the tit. Yeah, but I was like five. Oh You were not five when it might have been like 97. Okay, so it's eight. Oh my god She might have had guys. She might have been five or eight

eight. Oh my god. She might have been guys. She might have been five or eight. Oh you. Red versus blue probably. No, I wasn't allowed to, I was 14. I was like 15 when I was watching that. I wasn't allowed to watch anything when I was a kid. Yeah, I wasn't either, but I still watched it. I would get a hug for your birthday. Yeah, but predator was an exception. I don't know. I remember all the kids in my school didn't watch his Simpsons because it was TV 14, which is like 14 and up. I wasn't allowed to watch South Park. I remember being really because on DVD South Park was ready 15 in England and I remember being like 12 I'd be like really excited to be 15 and watch South Park. I'm so excited and I became 15 I was like I don't care about South Park really

That's really so you wouldn't watch it. You didn't even like sneak a peek at South Park. Okay, I wasn't allowed Where did you have a TV in your room? I did, but it didn't have TV in it. Go ahead. It was just a VHS player with an Xbox in it. So no cable. Oh, it didn't have a signal. Well, I mean, we don't have cable TV where I live, but sure.

Is that true? How did you watch television then? It's satellite. Oh. Oh, you guys said a little dish? Yeah. Was it more typical in the UK? Oh yeah.

Dishes. Yeah, every outside sky. Every outside sky dish. Yeah. I hate those things. What? I don't know. That's long.

When I lived in. When I lived in, put that shit underground. You're seeing direct TV and kitchen network or whatever. They have like those smaller satellite dishes. I like this big. When I lived in Puerto Rico, I guess it's just on the peripheral of that service area. So if you wanted to get one of those satellite providers,

you got to get two giant dishes to be able to pick up the signal. Good Lord. You couldn't just get by with like the normal one. You know what? I tweeted about this the other day. Every advert is like, yeah, best bike, go best bike, get a 4K TV for the Super Bowl, blah blah.

Not only can you not watch the Super Bowl in 4K, you can't watch the NHD. You can watch it at 720p, but you can't, nothing's broadcast over cable in 1080p. You can get 1080i. Yeah. Or you get your little antennas out, grab it a year and do it.

You get high def that way. Yeah, but not. Even still, it's not 4K. It's highly compressed and it's not 4K. Over the years, not nearly as compressed. It doesn't look great. Over the years, it looks pretty good. So they didn't broadcast this, we roll in 4K?

No, I think they recorded in 4K. It still looks better. How? I don't know. I'm being subjective. Oh, you mean on a 4K TV? Because it's upscaled? Yeah.

It's because he has a 4K TV. No, actually, I do, but not my main TV's not. That got to what many of that TV I described that's in the wall. I'm like, I'm, I'm, where the X-Fox, the X-Fox controller doesn't reach to the wood. And that might limit with that TV. I've got to do something about it. I'll say it. It's a projection TV. So there's a lot behind the wall. There's like a big thing. You got a rear projection. Re-it's a rear projection TV. It doesn't have an HTT. I report on it is old It's been built. Yeah, it's a little bit older is built when the house was built it was put in the wall

It's a house like five years old Because it's in the wall. It's like I got to find a TV that's that size. It's in the wall You don't need that depth just cover it. It's come of the hole You say it's not gonna take up all the space in the wall What I think you're blowing his mind Gavin but no, I don't know I legit like you say like hang it in front of the hole right like You like an arm that articulates out and then covers up the hole you don't need to cover all the jump put it over the hole

What do you mean you saying hang it over the hole? You're saying put it arm. There's no hole There's a lot to put the arm on because it's a hole. There's gonna be a stud back there So wait, yeah really far right? The arm is for there's a hole in the wall and then it just drops down to the floor. Yes It's like it can set a cabinets wait, and it's the backside of the cabinet I'm gonna take a picture of this so you guys can understand this I think he's put a TV in this. The TV's like 3 feet deep.

It's not quite. I'm putting a blind on a window. A window with no glass in it. Yeah, sure. You want to say that? It's a fucking hole. Sure. Just cover it.

What's that? It's a big TV. Well, how big? 100 inches. No. It's 65 inches. Yes, I believe it is. Get a 70 big TV. Well, how big a hundred inches? No, it's 65 inches. Yes, I believe it gets 70 inch TV job. It's got to be the exact size because then otherwise it would You know hanging the top of your goddamn picture of the wall Gavin you got to hang it from the middle You can get Costco you can get like a 65 inch TV from it. It's a lead 900 bucks. There's a ledge

Legs for what There's a wool with a hole in it at some point the wall ends and there's a hole Right right Where that ends that's where you put your TV? That's the the discrete listen. You're listening to me. You British fuck. You're imagining a TV that looks like TV today Where it's a square and that's the entire TV. This is not that. This actually makes.

Can Ashley send you a photo? Can we see what this looks like? I don't wanna get her involved in this. There's a base. You don't wanna know there's a solution. No, of course. It's projection TV, so there's a base, yes. Well, okay, the projection TV to me is a screen,

and behind it, there's some gubbins that project. I see what you're saying. Yes. I see what you're saying. Yes. I see what you're saying wait He's right explain it English to me. It's the bottom part right It's the flow under the TV that supports it like think about the bad a rear projected Television that has like the shelf that it sits on all of that would just be left gaping open if you replaced it You would have behind the wall you would have to build another mini wall at the bottom or something or Sheldon okay, and then you see beyond the TV you got this table that I built looks at you the hole is way too big for any TV

It's not a 16 by nine hole. It's just Whatever it's a fucked up. No, you lost me on that. It's a 16 by nine hole It is right but the whole is bigger because there's space under the TV. No that part behind the wall Then you're fine then you're fine That part behind the wall, then you're fine then you're fine With you Like yeah, no, that's not the change it you changed it It's not a TV sized hole. Yeah to put a TV over right The hole is deep it's

Deep just have a hole if it's deep, just have a hole. If it's completely covered, who cares? No. Just put enough of it. Nah. You guys lunatics. This is so frustrating. It doesn't make sense. I have to think of how to get this TV out of this hole in the wall, which it was built.

But one hand over here. One hand over here. You got to see this thing. They didn't put a TV there and then build a house around. They probably did. They might have done that. They might have done that. They definitely did it. They didn't put a TV there and then build a house around they might have done that They might have done that they definitely did it. They might have done it. That's not how houses work So it's the TV on the foundation is it through the floor might be it's attached They put concrete there you mean Wig it in thousands of years from now archaeologists are gonna find it. It's gonna be like I'm

Like the pyramids are for us nowadays I feel like you guys are making fun of me Get feel like a inch TV put it over the whole more. This is my parents ever made So our movies go which I loved was They said this kid really likes the Star Wars movie a lot my parents are way older than me Oh, I took you to aliens. They took me to go see alien because I like Star Wars a lot. So I was like a kid in alien and I was just like I made all the way through the egg hitting the guy in the face everything through like right through the chest

bursting scene in the dining room and then that was like I lost my shit at that point. I was terrified. They got me out of there for that one. Oh, alien as a kid. Yeah, so if you wanted me to do the end with the alien and ducksx and all that I just that had been the enemy if you had a phone But it's great. You had a phone that was like this fat and Then your new phone was like oh my god Go ahead now, please is that a problem for you? In what way like in your hand. It's not deep enough Now imagine if I have a docking station for the big fat phone

And then I get the little phone that's thinner. I can't just use the same docking station because it'll just like, it'll be flopping around in there like a fish. Hey, was the laser team poster bigger or taller than the studio? You guys are seeing what I'm saying. That's exactly what I'm doing. So, the TV one of these dark shit. Here's what happens. Look at me. TV goes up like this. From the floor, it goes up. Ooh. And then the screen,

what did I do? I'm not going to turn on Tim Penn and draw me a diagram. I'm not done with this yet. Then it goes up and then it goes like this. Over, so it's like a pipe. Is it a banganolifson? So it goes like this, it goes. Ooh, like that.

And then it's flushed up against the wall and they kind of hold there. So if I take the TV out, boot, then I've got a hole in the wall that goes all the way down to the floor behind the wall. That's what I've got. I've got a cavity back there. It's a good filling then. Put candy in there. Good for you.

So I can get a TV, but I got to find a way to hang a TV on a hole where there's nothing to support it. Tell me, so you're using you got like a nice House full of nice things, but you're using an old 720p 720p without htm. I Got a cm i'm or xbox want to go htm. I did dvi That's what I have to do for that. Wow. That's why I've due for that TV. It works fine

I'm still planted, but it's just like, it can be better. And it's like at this point, it's not that much money relative to the cost of TVs. What's not much money? To replace it with a decent TV. Like I said, it's like 800 bucks. That's like, to get a good TV that I use all the time, it's not so bad.

So I just said, you should replace it? That's what the whole conversation is Gavin. What's wrong with you? Because you're not replacing it. I can't because the whole, because the whole can. I gotta read this. Let me read this for the love of God. I can't describe the whole thing any better than I can.

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I thought you wanted to do something with tweets. It's podcast. Oh, I got some stuff. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. I thought you wanted to do something with tweets, this podcast. Oh, I got some stuff. We got what, 10 minutes left? Four minutes left. You want to talk about the Netflix tax that just passed in Australia? What's that? They're going to tax digital goods from overseas so that they're not unfairly competitive with the digital goods from within Australia.

Everything's already ridiculously expensive there. I know, sucks. Did you see the, now we're taxing digital stuff. Yeah, Kanye West is $53 million in debt, and is trying to get Mark Zuckerberg to give him a letter of money. Is he really $53 million in debt? That's what he said on Twitter, and he was tweeting, how?

He was saying, stop giving your money to like an African school. You're only opening one school. Give it to me, because he's the greatest artist of all time. Yeah. I fucking love Kanye West. But people are talking about him. That's all he needs, man. But he's the only one who's talking about him.

And now people know, oh, his help's coming out soon. Hey, not to get too political. Let's talk about politics for a second. Go on. So, Gus explaining me how Bernie Sanders can win by 20 percentage points in New Hampshire and walk out of that state with as many delegates as Hillary Clinton. How does that happen?

Oh, I have no idea. That's like, I don't know. What's the point of having the vote? I don't know. Because then they said, oh, no, no, yeah. He won, but, you know, we have this other thing that we use. Does that whole like delegate system and everything? I don't get it.

You would think a vote is a vote. Right. And if you win by 20% you would get more right no So this is what is that to win by 40% is that Because that's the way the rules are stacked weird. That's the way the rules are stacked I like that very much. All right uninstalling Android Facebook app has a dramatic I'm trying to read this like it dramatic increase in performance in performance in both the CPU and the battery life of Android phone.

I screwed. Did you have you deleted your Facebook app yet from your iPhone? No. You should absolutely do it. But I use it to post a Facebook. I used to complain about my battery and my iPhone. I just complained about it today. I was complaining about it to Jeff.

I heard you're bitching about it all morning. I wasn't bitching about it all morning. You'll bitching about it. You just said you were. You said you said you got it from this. I just complained about it all morning. I wasn't bitching about it all morning. You're bitching about it all morning. You just said you were. You said go from this side. I just completely forgot to jab that to two seconds. You said go from the sixth to the sixth was the worst decision you could have made.

That's literally what I said. But you're dealing with, you went from the sixth plus to the sixth s normal. Yes. I just want to fix this. I'm okay. I'm actually there. You went down to a smaller battery size.

No, it's not the difference between the normal one and the s. It It's not the difference between the normal one and the S. It's the, the no between the normal one and the plus. On install Facebook, that's what I'm getting at. I was running on, on rules apparently. On an iPhone, if you set your time, if you set the date to the first of Jan 1970, it breaks the phone. Is that true?

I'm gonna do it. 1970? No, no, no, it breaks your phone. There's no recovering. I don't care. Do it. Yeah, if you, if you said it. 1970? No, no, no, it bricks your phone. There's no recovering. I don't care. Do it. Yeah, if you said it's January 1st, 1970, and then you reboot your phone,

your phone will never boot again. What does it do? It just hangs on the Apple logo. Well, it's because of the like, because that's like, that's the first second of time according to computer, isn't it? That's like the Unix time started. Because that's, yeah, and then like this stuff in your phone

is before that, because you have like phone history and stuff which means that anything before that it like underflows all the time. It's a negative time. Right. Yeah, and then you end up with a gravitational waves. The year like two quadrillion or whatever in the future.

I know I can do it. Do it, you baby. I mean they told me what happens. Now I know what happens. I want to see happen. Just a logo. Is it urban legend? I don't know. I don't know if this Someone has already made one of those like fake. It's a hidden feature in your

iPhone. If you want to unlock the rainbow logo uh Apple logo you can set your date to 1970 reboot your phone and it does it does not do it. It's just like a troll. That's good though. Because it sounds like that would work. How in even though Apple wasn't around in 1970. They're like, oh, does it sounds like that would work. How, and even though Apple wasn't around in 1970. They were like, oh, to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the iPhone. Yeah, how in a decade of iPhone has that not been fixed? I think it happened as a result of this jump to 64-bit architecture, which I think happened

with the iPhone 6. You want to talk about abuse. What you could do is hack a cell tower, take over the time date function, and have all the phones sink to the deal. And then it would sink them all to jail for first 1970 and you could break, like hundreds of thousands of phones.

You do it? Yeah, I'll do it. You're gonna break it. You're gonna break it, you're gonna kill us for them. All right, good deal. Well, Gavin does that. I will. How do you set the time?

I want you to explain to me. On this one, because only you can explain to me guys. Quantum break is coming out for the PC. They just announced that. This is more of a patch topic. Quantum break. Quantum break. Quantum break was announced for Windows 10.

Yes. It was previously only gonna come out in the Xbox One. But then it was announced, it's also gonna come out in Windows 10. And people are very mad about that. Why would people be mad about that? People are mad they're saying that now it is no longer a console exclusive. So is that a big deal? I like people feel like they bought an Xbox for a game. Right. And now they could have gotten a Windows perceived outrage. Oh, so

it doesn't exist, but they're like farming like one or two comments here or there. Well, I think people are getting mad for the other people who may have purchased an Xbox One. I'm talking to you, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Right, right, that is just like the whole. These hypothetical people that don't exist. I think that's what's happening. I just sort of like that kind of outrage.

I want to get mad on behalf of other people that don't exist. Yeah, but no. Did it work? Did you break it? He's, he's, he keeps scrolling, trying to. It doesn't go, it doesn't go before 2002. Oh, 1988. Yeah, you keep scrolling and then it goes. Oh, it's like a visible now researchers have achieved the fastest ever data transmission 1.125 terabytes per second terabyte terabyte

Terabits, okay, I wait divide by eight to get the that's still blazingly fast. Yeah, you couldn't write to a hard drive that fast If you had an array a really faster a you you could. B, that's a big array. Yeah. Like a raid zero, like a big stripe. So I'm at December 31st, 1969. How's that one? December, what? Oh, I also got the rock thing.

Oh yeah. Huh? Do it then. Well, it does have to be January 1st, 70. Yeah. You said it? Yeah. You got a reboot.

Okay. Oh, God. Reset. You said it? Yeah. You got a reboot. Okay. Oh God. Reset. He's actually doing it. Sorry. Oh legend.

Break that phone. So what's gonna happen? Boop. What? It'll never move back. You can just restore it from your computer. No, you can't. Yes, you can.

You cannot. I'm telling you. That does not fix it. So his phone is broken right now? Yeah. Did you back it up to the cloud? I mean, does it every night does it not Good time to ask that question does it not we're gonna find out game trailers close down

That's not it did Barbara what was the number one video on game trailers when it closed down Kind of fucking clue. It was a lot of you now that hey Lloyd was where Monty posted or hey Lloyd gameid was where Monti posted, or Haloid, Game Showers was where Monti posted Haloid many years ago. And that's where we watched it. It was like, for a first thought, it was always the number one video. I realize it's on Game Show. Stayed in the Dead Fantasy series that he made

was on Game Showers as well. And I was very happy to see that some of our fans made sure that it was digitally archived, that it wasn't gonna be lost in that. Which I don't think was necessary, but was a very, very, very nice gesture. You know, I mean, I certainly have copies of it. Monty, actually, I have DVDs that Monty burned of it.

Are you, you're bricked for bricks? You're done? That's it, his phone is broken. Why'd you do that? Did you not think it would actually do that? No, yeah, I thought it would. Are you going to get a new phone tomorrow though? Aren't you yourself? My new phone's actually selling the table over there.

Oh, is it really? See, just break this. I was gonna say, if you're gonna be really hard, you're gonna be over to go home now. Here's your problem though, that I have to point out to you. Uh, you can't wipe the data from your phone now. I can smash it to pieces. What are you gonna do?

You don't, and you're not gonna turn your phone in? Slow-mo guys, fucking blow it up. Yeah, just shoot a hole through it, or something. Uh, what? Why don't you turn it back in like there's no requirement was the phone did you play full price for the new phone it smashed yeah but he gets all the he gets all the insurance yeah that's totally it totally works right it's not you don't need to do it because Gavin did it well do is I'll just take it to the Apple store and then they'll wipe it yeah they can fix that at the

Apple store and then and then basically the wipe it. Yeah, they can fix that at the Apple store. And then basically the replacement services, they charge a phone, they charge a card like a thousand bucks. They give you a new one, you send in the old one and they give you like 900 bucks back. Well you can't turn your old phone in, that's what I was getting at. Yeah, Bernie was saying you can't wipe your data. You can't wipe your data.

But the Apple store could wipe it. Yeah, but then you're trusting them to do it. Because you're getting a new phone and you're walking out, you're not watching them do it. I remember when I told you, treat everything like a secret, so people don't know what the actual secrets are. You just violated that.

Well, it was a secret. I was ordering from Sonic. What? What? This is a conversation, Gavin and I had, remember you used to go and view it, you're like, yeah, I was like, I don't wanna be by this field,

I don't wanna be by my order. I'm gonna place this. I'm so fucking confused. I'm gonna lose it today. I'm so fucking confused. You kept, you kept it a secret that you went to Sonic for a month. I kept my, I kept my Sonic order a secret. From what? Everyone.

The guy next to him. What's wrong with you? I have problems. Oh, is this when you went to the drive-cue and you hit the button and asked you on it? It's not what you wanted. You know how it is. I know how it is. I don't remember the story.

You wouldn't give your order out loud because the people in the other cars would hear it They were too close what's wrong with you We're too close they would think like that. What do you think they're gonna do though? Like I said treat everything like a secret they're building out what your real secrets are Same person that's an insane way to live your life You're scared that people over here. Oh, this explains a lot about Gus's personality I wish I go the other way which is like nothing is a secret and not give a fuck what anybody knows about me. No one cares. At some point just go, I don't give a fuck.

It's not gonna change my life if somebody knows something about me. I ain't give a fuck. Especially because I had a chilly cheese dog for a flight. That's gonna really change my life. You don't know what my order was though. I don't. You're right. So I'm just gonna guess the worst. I'm gonna guess it was a cheeseburger. You went with Alan Richardson in order to do a shit bar sandwich. What was the thing that he wanted to do?

Oh Gavin's gonna throw up. Shum it. Oh We're falling more of that. All right Two more things. Can I? First is I'm really surprised none of you watched the walking dead. None of you watched the walking dead. I don't like it. You know Okay, how far did you watch it? Because you used to watch it. Season one. like it. You don't. Okay. How far did you walk? Watch it. Because you used to watch it. Season one. I watch all season one. Oh, season two is kind of a stinker. So great. I gave up just in time then. You really did. Season two is like half the season. They're like on this farm looking for one person. That's literally the whole first half

the season. Yeah. I guess what? They find her and she's dead's dead Spoiler I'm happy with my decision. I say that after good. I'm good. It's getting to you I think we're on like season seven at this point. It's really hot. You get the fandom out so So see so walking that is back and for those of us who enjoy pop culture walking dead is back on the air and they had a crazy first episode So I'm I'm literally talking to nobody about that Yeah, cool world. We're all right. Go back to fucking playing the witness. What else you got? That was number one.

Then I had this thing where I wanted to read. I went through your Twitter accounts and found a tweet from each of you that I thought was an interesting tweet from the last week. Oh, Jesus. It's pretty hard. Gusus was Ruby Data Stats. You retweeted Adam Berg. Right.

And yours was about the Ruby Finale. So it kind of pairs together. You just listing tweets that we made? What's the game? I want to talk about them because I want to find out more information about them. I actually for Gus's, he had a tweet where one guy was rolled down his window

and yelled, fuck you asshole to somebody else on Valentine's Day. Yeah. What was that? I was driving through the domain and the parking garage and I pulled in. And like right as I pulled in, it was like there was a backup of cars,

another backup of cars, and like one car turned and then like some guy in a big truck rolled on his window and just scream fuck you asshole That's the one else who was driving around no, and that was like I don't know what the fuck. I'm all for something like that Who knows right? It's like what warrants that response? You're sitting in a parking garage It is that was someone take took your parking spot, but somebody took his valentine Then it's warranted it was like I don't understand getting so angry to the point. It's like, I don't understand getting so angry to the point you rolled down your window.

You don't understand getting that angry? I wouldn't have to wire, I would roll down a window and scream at someone. I scream in the car. I keep my windows up. I'm a so glad man. That would require you to interact with them. They would know my secret stories.

Did you think for Valentine's Day for Esther? Speaking of this. No. You guys are really just, no. Don't say like that. He's kidding. It was our eleventh Valentine's Day. What am I gonna do at this point? So you did nothing. Yeah, is that really just? No. Don't say like that. He's kidding. It was our 11th Valentine's Day. What am I going to do at this point?

So you did nothing. Yeah, we did that. What'd you do? I mean, you did nothing really. Nothing, nothing, no romantic gesture for your wife. No. Really? You're live.

You woke up that day didn't just say, oh, that's not happy on a time today. You did. That's sweet enough for us. You really? Yeah. Did you sweet enough for Gus. You really? Did you do something nice with your significant other? No. You guys didn't do anything?

We got brunch together. Well, brunch is nice. But it was just normal brunch. What did you do inside Deadpool? We saw Deadpool. I also made a little card, and I booked us some rubs. Did you want for rubs? We didn't go, because it was like fully booked, but.

Yeah, they maintained these a big rub day. We're gonna go for like... Yeah, it's gotta be. We're gonna go for couples rubs. Yeah, outsource that affection. What does that mean? Couples rubs. I've never done it.

They rub you together, right? I understand the point of couples massages. Why? Because it's like, I don't know, a massage, I'm okay just being there by myself not talking anybody. Yeah, she said the same thing. Let's do couples rubs. She was like, oh, that's weird. It is weird. It is weird. I don't know why I did it I mean, I mean, I still be cool like relax together. I thought it was a nice thing and lastly the tweet that you had first of all the Ruby finale

It was fucking fantastic really great hats off to the animation group who finished Ruby volume three You guys are awesome. That was an incredible season. And I've been waiting for some of this stuff that happened in the season to come for a long time. Like there was a point in time when I was like in season two, Volume two was like, let me just move this up. You know what I mean?

Because I was like, I wanna see some of this stuff now. I knew you guys was gonna get her arm chopped off. I was saying stuff and I was like, man, Monty told me about this, like two and a half years ago. Yeah, yeah. I was like, man. But the team that does it was like, no,

there's a pace for moving at, and this is all this stuff makes sense for when it's gonna happen. The amount of traffic that came through the website was absolutely crazy. Yeah, that was another tweet that you made, which is at one point, we had a sustained three, three-to-one gigabits a second.

What does that mean? That's four gigabytes a second of data transfer going out. Just streaming out. So we get a big deal with that. That's four gigabytes a second of data transfer going out just Streaming out. So we can be crazy And the last week that I said was a tweet by Gavin or Gavin's cat Sme has learned to open doors just change out the door knob right To like a the circular kind or like everyone saying that I'm gonna change every single donut and every room Why don't you just lock it? Yeah, I don't do that every single donut in every room. Why don't you just lock it?

I don't do that. Okay, just kill the cat then. No, I just ruined. You know, the cat's too smart for the house. So you're buying your house? Would you ever let me go be an outdoor cat? Be an outdoor cat? I don't know, probably not.

Joe's an indoor outdoor cat. He wants to smear the world. I don't know to get run over. I can't end on that board, bro. So by the way, if Apple store can't erase that then me doing that just cost me $900. They can't erase that phone. They can't. I wouldn't know. Well they could. If they re- if they like do a. One way restore or something to like. Give me let me see if I can do some. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let's see if I can fix it. Oh Jesus. Oh, you really did smash this thing that sucks. There is one more thing

I want to mention speaking of phones. I want to remind everyone that I'm gonna be the voice of Hawkeye in Marvel. I did say last week we put out a podcast. Let's play that was sponsored by them I do want to let's say that but I'm actually I saw the rest of the cast That is incredible. Yeah, there's some really big names on that cast I'm so happy I recorded all that audio last week. So I'm hoping that it's gonna be in like the next patch I don't know that but I'm hoping that by the next patch will be in there. Give me a line I don't remember. I think I have the script on my desk still And we get it it was like it's it's hot guys. It's three pages scripts. I believe it

There's those video games trips are huge. Oh, no, but it's hot guy. So most of it's like what death noises, right? I had to do like an attack sound and a power attack right and then a power attack sound So I did all the attack. I was like what's a Hawkeye power attack? I had to get help from the people in the in the booth But it's it's a funkeye power attack? How do you get help from the people in the booth? Oh! But it's a fun game, I'm playing quite a bit. I am playing, you should check it out. I'm gonna protest, I'm not gonna play it until your voice isn't. It makes me think of, I like that, I appreciate that. Sweet.

Did you fix it? I turned it off. I turned it off but I have the guy fixed it. Throwing things at me. Like it seemed worth it for content, but that was an expensive roof. That's it. So what's saying, you could,

it's why I didn't do it. This is just as much work. So what's saying, you could turn the door handles over, so you have to lift them up instead of pushing them down and then it's me couldn't, to activate them. Right, or just lock your door. That's it.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't tell me what you mean. That's a simple thing I just said. I'm not worried about what you need out. How dare you? I'm worried about me not being able to sleep without him coming in the bedroom What your cat comes into the bedroom. That's what cats do. Do you not sleep with your bedroom door open? No, we lock him out Why what does he do? He frapses around my face. You drinks my water. You what him out? Lock face you drinks my water you what him out lock We by shutting the door locking the door lock the door then

No, maybe the most British thing Gavin's ever said he trips is about on my face and drinks my water We used to do that in the old house because the door didn't close, it was broken, and he just used to push it. I feel like a chair, run away. We used to put the laundry basket there. We'd say he had a discipline to catch. See that. If you have a cat, you're listening to the podcats, I recommend you pause it.

You get the cat out of the room before I do this. Here's how you discipline a cat, Gavin. Teach you. Make this noise. That's it. Sorry, Barbara, spin on Barbara. Make that noise. Just like Barbara,

you will not get anywhere near me for like the next 30 minutes. You make that noise. I don't need a shower. No, he's not. My cat is fearless. Cat, bring me over. I will make a noise at it. My cat is actually big, loves me.

Let me see it. It's just like little specks. Those are free. Keep those. Yeah. What should I do to this fire and install my... So someone here is saying, according to James Duffy on Twitter, they say the fix for Gavin's book phone is to allow

the battery to die and the time will reset and reboot. So I just let it set there like that overnight. I think I have a month to set it back before they open the six just like 30 minutes. It's a dead. Just leave it like that. I'm good. I hate those.

All right. No, I'm good. It's probably. All right, no I'm good. It's probably time to wrap up. Yeah, okay. All right, so good podcast, Gus. Good podcast, good podcast, good podcast, good podcast. Blut, good podcast, everybody. We'll see you guys next week.

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