Rooster Teeth Podcast - The iPhone's Belly Button - #541

Episode Date: April 23, 2019

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, and Jon Risinger as they discuss computer problems, rideshare stories, a weird form of vaping, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You've done it again. What did I do? Well. What? That's not my fault. Well, who's the fool? Is it Gus? Let's say it's Gavin. It's Bernie's fault. It, who's the fool is it, guess? Let's say it's Bernie's fault.

That's Bernie's fault. It's Bernie's fault. He can't so much. He can't so pretty. It's less made it, but that's fine. It happens. And then, okay, so that's partly my fault. So, we can't, we can't come around.

We gotta come around. So Bernie wasn't refusing to be here tonight or not. He can't so, and that's fine. You know, that stuff comes up. I told him to understand why that happens. So this morning at 8 a.m., I sent a message, I slacked, we have our internal communication software. I slacked, Drew and I asked him,

hey, do you wanna be on the podcast? Why, for example? Um, because right now we're still, Arizona Circle still filming, so a lot of people are tied up with that. And so I was like, oh, I'll see if Drew wants to be on, he's never been on the podcast before, you know, he's been on a couple of streams that we've done. He has on the part of the Nintendo boys. So I was like, maybe, you know, be good for people more people

to get to know him. It's like, funny. Yeah, he's funny guy. Slacked him. Didn't hear anything back all day. And then like in another separate conversation in Slack, I saw he replied to someone else. And I was like, the fuck, why didn't you reply to me? So I went back and I looked and apparently he has two slack accounts, one that he normally uses and one that's deactivated. And I slacked his deactivated account asking if you had to be on the podcast. So why in the name of Christ?

Could you slack a deactivated account? I don't know. And I did it from my phone. It didn't tell me anything, but I looked on my laptop and it's like, oh, this account's deactivated. It's like, so I didn't find that out until about 15 minutes ago. So I select his actual account and I was like, hey, just so you know, I sent this to you this morning. He's like, oh, you know, he really wanted to do it, but it was just like, it was two last minute

and everything. So, sorry, Drew, I tried. That's that's the that's the that's how it's my fault. Oh, um, you your your tablet. Someone found your tablet. Oh. That. Where? You lost the tablet. You lost the tablet. You lost the tablet. You lost the tablet.

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Your tablet reminded me of this. I had a weird problem on my phone recently where I was having a problem with it that I was just living with. It was one of those weird and convenient things that you just kind of deal with, right, with technology. All the problems to deal with. All the problems. I call my Gavin.

Someone finally told me how to fix my problem whenever it happens. I have to use a command line solution to like kill and restart the audio subsystem in OS 10. And if you do that, then it fixes the audio problem. That's not a fix. It makes my audio work without rebooting. It just takes like two seconds. Hey, hey Chad, I'm in Chad now.

So I was having a weird problem with my phone where anytime I went, sometimes when I would plug it in at night, when I slept, I'd wake up in the morning and it wouldn't be charged. And I couldn't figure out why, like just sometimes it wouldn't happen. What'd it give you, the successory is not compatible? Nothing. No message, nothing. What I realized was that my lightning cable was kind of loose. So I was like, oh, when I plug it in, I have to kind of make sure it's like shoved all

the way to the left. Yeah. And that it'll charge. And it was just like something I lived with for a couple of weeks. And the other day, I was sitting, and I don't know why I started to kind of make sure it's like shoved all the way to the left and that it'll charge. And it was just like something I lived with for a couple of weeks. And the other day I was sitting, and I don't know why I started thinking about it. And I was like, I bet there's something in my charge port. Oh, like I got some pertins or debris.

Yeah, but in the life of Gustavio, you're like, I've done all the thing that I needed to do. Now I'm free to think about whatever I want. I bet there's something stuck up my phone. So I went and I got to do now. I'm free to think about whatever I want right there something stuck up my phone So I went and I got a toothpick and I started like just like scraping it through the inside of the The lightning port there was so much fucking lint In my charge port some pocket fill from whatever like from being in my pocket just like mushed up gray black fabric and I just kept doing it over and over.

And I was like, it seemed like more lint came out that could possibly physically fit in there. And what was happening was it was keeping the lightning cable from going all the way in. So it's like, I scooped all that out and then I plugged the lightning cable in and was like, oh, it fits perfect. It's like the iPhone's belly button.

Yeah. But it was like, it was a problem I dealt with for months. And then it's like, oh, there's obviously something in there. I'm trying to think of problems that I have that I know I could fix if I just spent like 20 minutes, but I just always projects around your apartment that are like 80% done or 90% done that you're like, well, I could just do the last bit. Or I go play a video game right now or something like that. Like, I have a few items that have been framed and sitting there ready to be like,

so I have a section of my wall in my apartment where I framed a bunch of like my valuable comics. And I've put them up like in kind of a grid fashion on a wall. And I add, as I get ones or as I buy new frames, I think because I found like actual frames that fit a comic perfectly. And since they're so individual, I have to like, and since I'm OCD, they have to be lined up perfectly

and have to have the right. There's a whole ordeal. And so I have like 12 up, but I have like another eight that I need to put up and they've been framed for months now. They just against a world. They're just sitting there framed in a pile. Just I haven't put them up.

Yeah, I'm kind of really obsessed with making sure when I mount something on the wall that it's done correctly. Yeah. Like I've got a laser level. Yeah. I've got a normal like bubble level and I've got to like measure it all out and like draw lines and very

faintly and get everything lined up perfectly so that it looks right. Is everything supposed to be lined up? Is it going to be offset if it's offset? What's the offset? What's the distance? I have to do it so many times before finally like, yes, this is how to do it. Does Esther care at all? She is.

She is probably more particular than I am, but it helps that I'm also particular about it. Does Esther care at all? Yes, she does. She is. Same level. She is probably more particular than I am, but it helps that I'm also particular about it, because whenever we have to hang something, I don't get annoyed. I'm not like, oh my god, you made me do this five times. It's like, no, I want to make sure that we're doing this right. Would she ever hang something?

She just loves it. She just loves it. She can stand back. She has a better eye at whether stuff looks right or not. I have to measure. And I have to like, you know, get, she like, she can stand back. She has a better eye at whether stuff looks right or not. I have to measure. And I have to like, you know, get, you know, get tools and make sure that it's done right. Whereas she can just tell, like, she can just eyeball it.

I've moved quite a few times since I moved to the US and it's the first thing I do now. Like when I moved to a new place and everything's in boxes, before you put your bed together, I mean, the move is just plunk the bed down. Okay, so like, for sure, it's put together and then sitting in spots, but as far as unpacking boxes, you put your bed together? I mean, the movie's just plonk the bed down. Okay, so like, put together and sitting in spots, but as far as unpacking boxes, you put up frames? I put up all the shit that I took down,

just so it feels like home straight away. Otherwise, I will never get around to it. It takes me like two to three months to fully unpack because I never like take any time off. I'm just like, as I need stuff, I'll pull out, and eventually I just like tip out the edge of the box. Do you do this thing? This is something that I do just like, as I need stuff, I'll pull out. And eventually I'll just tip out the end of the boxes. Do you do this thing? This is something that I do really bad,

whereas you travel and you come back with a, with a, you know, your suitcase full stuff. And instead of like unpacking it all, it just gets unpacked bit by bit as you need stuff. Again, like, oh, I do need those pairs of shoes that I had in that suitcase. So I'll take those out. I was like, oh, I do need those pairs of shoes that I had in that suitcase, so I'll take those out, I was like, oh, I did need that belt that I packed,

but it's just all sitting there and just slowly bit by bit unpack. No, I immediately do it. Immediately unpack and start to wash. You're in a really unpack and repack. You travel like a lunatic, though. I just keep a go back. It's packed already.

So you are, are you packed right now for a trip? I'm packed for a trip, but you don't have a trip. I've got only a couple of weeks, but I packed it like two weeks ago. Gotcha. That's awesome. It's not. That's tragic. Why is it tragic? Just because I know I'm gonna leave again and I don't like traveling much anymore. You, I was watching some video with you or something like that

and you were, but maybe might have been this video with you or something like that and you were, but maybe might have been this podcast that you had like two weeks where you didn't. Oh, it was always open thing. You were talking about you, you had travel for like two weeks. I haven't traveled since the last ghost hunt, which I think is coming up on three weeks ago.

Yeah, which is amazing. I've loved it. You're gonna forget how to fly. Yeah, I'm actually worried I might not hit exact platissia and I'm by worry. I mean, it'll be amazing if forget how to fly. Yeah, I'm actually worried I might not hit exact plat this year, and I'm by worry, I mean, it'll be amazing if I don't, I'll be glorious. You're gonna have a little bit of status,

but you don't need that much of this. Yeah, just a little bit of normal plan. Yeah, it does like, it does normal plan, I'm not exactly planning, it's like super travel. I've been deliberately saying no to almost everything. You said thanks for saying yes to the podcast. I'll say yes to this, It's very close to where I

work. It's easy enough to get to. It's not exactly a flight from your home either. And I'll just recharge over time and then I'll be ready to travel more again, I guess. What have you been filling your time with with this time off? Achievement, honey? Yeah, it's normal. Actually being an indeed. Yeah, and I just finished up my first edit in ages. I haven't edited a slow-mo video since December. Because of what you guys doing it. Oh, we did a video with Rhett and Link. Oh. Sabering champagne bottles open.

That's pretty good. And it's like one of my projects. It's like 98% done. And I just can't bring myself to it. Like the only thing I have to do now is go in and put in all the sound stuff. I hate doing that. So you'll be putting it.

It's really annoying. Before. Before you put the last thing, you just dropped the intro in. You don't want to do that? I'll probably slop the app tomorrow. How happy would you be if someone developed software that would auto detect the moments in your videos and would put in the proper sounds?

Yeah, I mean, it wouldn't be hot. I mean, you just look at where all the video ramps up and down. Yeah, there's a pattern. Yeah, it'd be great. Or I could just hire an editor like every other damn you see. You're just getting an intern. It was good, like, an audio intern to add the sound effect. That's actually like a very common task for an intern to do as far as like editing or production stuff like production insiders off and like the little menial tasks like put

in the be the beep and the be do. Do you wait. I have a question. Those sounds. Yeah. Do you have names for those sounds like those audio files have sound have names. That one's just called slow down. And then just reverse it. It's not two different clips. Maybe it should be. I was hoping for it. I couldn't rename it.

Buh. What? I want to call it speed up. And then the opposite slow down. It's still just one. What do you want from me? It's like that joke that I was curious to go on the Simpsons that they when Homer's talking to that voice actress.

She goes, yeah, I used to do the road runner. Meep. And he goes, don't you mean meep voice actress, she goes, yeah, I used to do the road runner. Meep. And he goes, don't you mean meat meat? She goes, nah, they just looped it. They're there. They're paying me to say it once. That's pretty good.

The meat. So, I, so you were talking about traveling and you're reminding me of this yesterday. Someone sent me, you know, on Instagram, people can, you can set it so that people you don't follow, like, you have to approve their messages. Yeah. And I have it set up that way. And someone sent me a message. Someone I don't follow, just like somewhere on the person sent me a message.

Let me find it. And it was honestly a little insulting. They sent me a message. Can you see messages on the web browser of Instagram? I took a screenshot of it. And that's what I'm looking at. I sent it to Jeff earlier. Someone sent me a message that said, have you ever seen the 1980 comedy movie Airplane?

Just in case you haven't, I recommend it. I was like, I'm a 41 year old man. I watched that movie when I was a little kid. Have you seen the movie Airplane? It was such a weird recommendation to get. Was that spam? Like why? I don't know.

And it sounds like, why did you go out of your way to send me that? Who just randomly messages people on there? Like, hey, have you watched a 39 year old movie? You should have replied and jive. Or surely you must be joking. Just say that and reply. Yeah.

It was just such a weird message to get. I got it last night and it was just like, I was just staring at it. I was like, I don't know how to reply to that. That's a real bizarre one. It was really weird. I have that set up on Instagram as well. I don't ever approve anybody's messages

or respond to anybody. But every once in a while, I'll just look to see what people have sent me. I see my have that on as well. I don't get messages or respond to anybody, but everyone's well, I'll just look to see what people have sent me. I see my have that on as well. I don't get messages from strangers. You're Instagram too often. Right?

I look at a lot and I don't post a ton. You're a lurker. Yeah, it's like the opposite of Twitter. You lurk and also don't even like, do you lot not like like the images very much? Yeah, all the time. You like, do you not like images very much? Yeah, all the time. You do, so you do that interaction. Yep.

Little double tap as far as you'll go. You could double tap. You could double tap the image instead of, okay, I'm going to click the hug. Yeah. I think this is how I like stuff by accident. Yeah. Good to know. They just announced that Facebook just announced that, I guess, what was it?

Several million Instagram accounts may have been compromised. Yeah. It was originally only like 10,000 they said. It was maybe a million. They were storing people's Instagram account passwords in plaintext and that file may have gotten stolen. Why would they do that? That's a really good question, Gavin.

Why would it not be encrypted in some way? Why would they have it in plain text where anybody could read it and not in an encrypted format? So if you're watching this, then you have Instagram, change your fucking Instagram password if you haven't already.

Yeah, that's awful. What do you do when you accidentally like something do you unlike it real quick or just leave it? Fuck yeah, unlike it. I like stuff by accident constantly. I'm always afraid it's gonna be something embarrassing. It hasn't really been anything embarrassing yet,

but I'm always afraid. John Mayer had a really funny thing on his story that I felt resonate with me a lot, which is, it was a joke, but it was a joke based off of a truth in that he was making up this story about how he often, when he's scrolling the Instagram, we'll see a picture and he'll want to like it, but he'll notice that he was making up this story about how he often, when he's scrolling the Instagram, we'll see a picture and he'll want to like it,

but he'll notice that it was something that was just posted. And so he knows that if he likes it right now, there's a chance that might come across as like thirsty or like to eager of like just watching someone's like feed and then they post and you go and like it really quick. So he had these posted notes where he writes down the account profile, the post number, when he saw it, and then schedules when he should like it.

And so then he writes, puts a reminder in his phone at a time of like, like, like, how sees an image he posted from a few hours ago. But I felt like, like, it was a joke, but it's honestly like, often if I'm open to Instagram and I see some, I'm like, I was like a second ago. I can't like it. So you want a like delay on Instagram.

That's even more effort. Cause even more like, I don't care if it's just posted, it just so happens I was looking right there. I like it right away. That's one to explain to a caveman. I want a like delay on Instagram. Hey, guys, I's one to explain to a caveman. I wanna like delay on Instagram. Yeah. Hey, Gus, I need you to explain to me

when it's like living without anxiety and neuroses that I have, because you're describing something that I don't understand. I guess so, man, I just like, yeah, I don't care. If I like something, I'll just like it. I'm not the same way. Yeah, and that happens frequently.

Like I think I probably like your bedhead photo as soon as you posted it, because I was just like, just happened to be like refreshing Instagram and I think it popped up. Thanks. And I was like, oh, I like that. So, what are you doing after this?

I've never got it. That was good. Are we watching Crystal Palace at some point? Oh, man. I haven't seen a, I kind of fallen off on Premier League, but I was talking with Brian, where he's over there about Premier League before the show started. I guess they beat Arsenal this weekend.

Season's gonna end soon. Wait, is Crystal Palace a soccer team? Yeah. There's a team called Crystal Palace. Yeah. No one thinks that's absurd. That's kind of how I like them. It's pretty absurd. What's up said who I like them. It's pretty absurd.

It sounds like a level on myocard. Red skins is a bit of a team name. No, it's not. That's a racist one. Crystal Ball is in the racist, but it does sound like some sort of RPG level. It sounds like I would race the show. Crystal Ball. What other soccer teams have Mark Hart level names?

Sorry, football, if I'm confusing you. Oh, snow, go, Everton, 99. Crystal Palace. Who do they, where, where are they located? Crystal Palace, yeah. That's all wrong with you. The Crystal Palace, Crystal Palace, and... I don't know, are there any others

that sound like they could be Mario Kartlo? I mean, most sports team names are absurd. Look at the current Premier League. I don't even know which teams are in any way. Like we've got a team called Los Angeles Dodgers and that just is silly as well. But it's not like, I feel like you could race LA Galaxy.

Yeah, but like I think it's because it's two words. It's a location with an adjective. Arsenal, I'm a ribbon, I'll be in Bernley. Cardiff City. That's the team name. Well, it's from there from Cardiff. But what's there, but isn't there like a LA Galaxy? That's the Los Angeles is the location.

Galaxy is the team. So is it the location. Galaxy is the team. So is it just Cardiff City is the team? Yeah. So you want like a place name and a thing? Yeah, that's my team. What are they? Hold on, there's something. Tottenham Hotspur.

I can't tell you where the space is where it was just said. The Cardiff City looks like their mascot is a swallow up some kind maybe. What? The Cardiff people? Yeah. Cardiff is in Wales. Wait, say what you just said again.

Tottinum ospa. That's not where that broke. And it's like a Tottinum. The spurs. Tottinum. Wait, is Tottinum one of the words? Yeah. Yeah, very good.

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So they're the London arsenals? Well, it's a lot of London teams, like Tottenham's in London as well. London's a big city, dude. Wait, so this, what was Tottenham again? Tottenham Hospital. It's slow the fuck down when you say that. I need to know what the words you're saying are. is defense, it's one word. You can't.

It is one word. Yeah. Then tell me that. Well, Tottenham's one word. Yeah, Tottenham, and then the other word is one word. Yeah, Hofspur. Hot. Hot.

Spur. Like a spur on the back of a bridge girl. I have a bridge girl open. And I still can understand you. Or a cuckrooze leg. Okay. You work at Rupert Heath, you should know that. A cuckrooze leg? A Hofspur. and I still can understand you. Or a cockroal's leg. Okay. You work at Rooster Teeth, you should know that.

A cockroal's leg? A hot spur. Why would I need a hot spur? What's a spur? This is a little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little,made version. What is the actual, what's the spur? There's not a man-made spur? Oh, you were talking about like Cowboy Spurs. Yeah.

Oh, I didn't realize. What's a, what's a non-man-made spur? Like the back of a thing on the back of a bird. So that's for the cost spurs because it is a thing on the back. I didn't know that. Google him a spur on a bird. I know what you're describing.

For someone in control. I know what you're describing. I just didn't know that. Google him a spur on a bird. I know what you're describing. Because someone in control. I know what you're describing. I just didn't know that. And the logo for Tottenham is a bird. Just. And the mascot's called Sherpy. Yeah, that's so cute. Yeah.

Look, you can kind of see it. It's kind of small. I know what it is. I don't even know. Oh, now you know what it is. Sorry, John. Sorry to waste your time. Look there.

Spurs. Hey. Tosses. Spurs. Tosses. Spurs. Okay. Um, it's called a hot spur.

Bernie's texting me right now. He's texting both of us actually. He, why is he always in, he's having flight problems. Why does he keep going through that? Did he go through that airport? What's the one? Detroit or something? I don't want to say where he is. He's got problems.

We'll leave it there. That's awful. Lots of cancel flights. Yeah. It's a mess. Here, let me read this thing here. When I mind everyone, this episode of receive podcast is brought to you by Squarespace.

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Man I won that pizza of an on wheels. That one looks top. I go for some pizza. We have pizza. Is pizza over there? Did you get any pizza? No. We salad today.

Yeah, you can get some afterwards. Yeah. It'll still be there. No. No, I found a cold pizza. Cold pizza is good. good. Some cold pies. Yeah. Oh man, I, I, I, I, I fucking computer problem

over the weekend. There's a command line you can use. There's a command line. So, you know, I was out of town for a while. So, five weeks, apparently. Several days ago, I was like, okay, I need to beat up, I need to beat up, I need to boot up my computer and let it start downloading all the updates it has, right?

Windows updates, all the different games, whatever platforms, like I'm just gonna leave my computer on and downloading updates for a while. So I left it off for several hours, it downloaded all of its updates, installed everything, rebooted a few times, everything's great. Cool, so fast forward a couple of days, this past weekend, I was like, I'm gonna finally play the division two.

I wanna play division two, people have been talking so much about it, I'm gonna finally play the division two. I want to play division two. People have been talking so much about it when to play it on PC. So I went and I bought it on the epic store, which may have been problem number one. I'm thinking about this in retrospect. That may have been the start of my problem. So I bought it on the epic store. Why not on you play? It was like 54 bucks. It was like a slightly discounted or something. I was like all right. I'll just buy it on the epic store So I go to buy it on the epic store and it's like I Hit that felt my credit card saved everything purchase. It's like They're and I get an error. It's like there was a problem with your transaction. You'll be refunded in three to five days

I'm like what? So it's like, okay, well, let me delete my credit card from my account Re-addit and I'll try it again. So delete my credit card, re-add it, try to go out of the purchase, purchase. There's an error processing your transaction you refunded in three to five days. But the fuck? My credit card's fine. I'll use a different credit card. So delete my credit card from my account, add a different credit card, go through the

process, the purchase is fine. Great. Cool. So it starts downloading. It's like a 54-gigabyte download. It's like, all right, it's going to take a few minutes. So it finishes downloading everything, it goes through downloading, verifying, installing.

Cool. Division two is installing my computer. It's epic. So then I go to launch. I hit launch and it says, oh, I don't have you play on my computer. So it's like, you need to download and install you play in order to play Division two.

So if you don't need to play. Whatever. You need to. Can you play? That may be what it's steam. you need to download and install you play in order to play Division II. So if you don't need to play, whatever, you need to, can you buy any play? That may be what it's steam. So I hit, fine, whatever, install you play. You play downloads and installs, and then you place like, so you wanna install Division II? I was like, what? No, I've already got it.

So then I point the, the, the, the you play installer to where I've already just installed Division II. And it's like cool downloading. What a download the whole game again and reinstalls it. Like what the fuck? So then it finishes installing like, okay, cool. After downloading 106 gigs, I'm going to play my game now. And then steam opens.

Launch and it takes forever. It's just like doing something. And then I look away for a second and I look back on my computer's blue screen and restarting. I'm like, what? So my computer comes back up. I didn't see what happened.

So I have to launch the game again. Hit weighted and it blue screens. I'm like, okay, what the air? And then it disappears and reboots. Like, what the fuck just happened? Like, I can't see the error. So I got to see what just, I got my phone out to like take a picture of the what the fuck just happened? Like, I can't see the error. It's like, all right, I gotta see what it's like. I got my phone out to like take a picture of the error message.

And I'm like, I hit launch. And then the game launches. And like, what the fuck? And then it downloads a four gigabyte patch. Just the ones, because once it patches itself, the game re launches and then I can finally play it. And then, okay, so I played for a game's actually fun. I feel like I had a blast playing the game relaunches and then I can finally play it. And then, so I played for a game's actually fun. I had a blast playing the game.

I quit the game, because I'm gonna take a little break. I'm like, the game installed twice. I wonder if all the installation files are still on my hard drive. Yeah. It still had all the installation files. It's like, I had to go through to eat all the installation files and I thought,

is that gonna make my game blue screen again now? So it's like, okay, now I have to relaunch the game and check again It didn't the game was fine was like How can I have this many problems? I just wanted to download and play a game It it took I think It was an hour between from when I would decide it I want to play division to until it was like I could finally play it We were trying to play a game called Satisfactory, which was on the Epic store. This is a sandbox game.

Yeah, you're like, automated bunch of conveyor belts and shit. Yeah. And I put my information in, what, put Trevor's information in. Didn't it say the exact same thing like it would be refunded? I tried Jack's card. Didn't work either. So I was like, sorry, I'll buy it on my personal card because I know that works.

That didn't work. And I tried on someone else's account, tried on Michael's username, that didn't work. So in the end, to get me in the game, Jack had to email the developer and ask for a code. What? The only way to get it. Oh my God.

I don't understand that epic thing. It just doesn't ever work for me. This was on the epic store as well. Yep. I've bought one other game on the epic store in the past. I bought Metro Exodus and I did not have any issues with that. Second good. It's pretty good.

It's pretty fun. They have an interesting and they have a, there's like one gun in there that's a pneumatic gun. So it fires like little steel pellets and anytime you use it, like you lose pressure. So every now and then it's a pneumatic gun. So it fires like little steel pellets, and anytime you use it, you lose pressure, so every now and it's like a BB gun, every now and then you have to pump it. To make sure it has enough pressure

that way it does more damage, because as it has less pressure, it does less damage. And then as a result, since it's pneumatic, it's silent. So if you're sneaking around, and you want to take someone out without them knowing where you are, pull it. That's cool.

It's a fun game. I recommend it. I never played any of the other ones. I didn't either. Oh, okay. I thought I was so impressed with their E3 presentation when they unveiled MetraXs. It's like, well, I gotta play that game.

It's fun. Is MetraXs a game that's like about sneaking around or is it about being confrontational? You could do it either way. Okay. I liked Sneaky Beaky. So yeah, yeah, I was sneaking a lot in my game. I didn't I that was probably my Finding it can be very difficult to find ammo sometimes

So it is so you you will be incentive, but you can always if you're using the new Madagun you can craft the The bullets for that. What was the name of the most recent Wolfenstein iteration? new blood old blood? Something colossus. I was thinking it was the colossus one, wasn't it? Maybe not, maybe that was an old one. Anyways, that one I felt kind of leaned on you sneaking around more than I really wanted to. I really wanted to be a lot more aggressive in competition, but it felt like it was punishing

me way more than usual. Like the, the, who are the people who can cool more people? I don't know. Yeah, the things that would run alarms and just have that kind of thing. Yeah, I felt like that it was, maybe I was just trying to play it too much like doom, which doom is just run and gun and move around, never stop moving, never stop shooting that kind of thing. And I kind of wanted that as well, which is like, I just wanted to fuck up a bunch of Nazis. But I don't know, like if I guess if a game

is meant to be sneaky, I'm fine, but that one I've, like an FPS like that, I didn't like that that was how much it wanted me to do. Like it wanted me to do stealth kills a lot more and that kind of thing. I like playing games with a stealth aspect and like kind of sneaking around. If that's part of the game,

but this is like a FPS that is just a giant dude with a bunch of guns. Yeah, sure. Like, there's a lot of stealthy and like this, essence, creed games that I like in far cry. Three, I think that was the one that I really loved being all stealthy and like surveying like an enemy and catman and marking every enemy and like trying to wait till one gets a far away and like take them out and just like take as many people out as you can before they notice.

I would love a new split and so game. Yeah. Are they even working on any more? It's been a while. What was the last one? Was the last one like conviction? God, I've been years ago. There has to be one of that blacklist. I mean, blacklist was after conviction. Splinter cell. That's why the blacklist was the reason I cronated myself in Rainbow Six Vegas that one time. Yeah, blacklist was the last one. Why was 13? Why was that game the reason because the

Buckebra B was cover in blacklist and in Vegas B was throw a grenade at the wall. Was that when you did that when you did that on in a in a let's play? Yeah. The Jack Omen is died. That I'm right now. Yeah, blacklist goes in 2013 and conviction was 2010.

So blacklist was the last one six years ago. So it was just not did it not do well. I loved those games. Bloody love. I don't know very many other people who speak as highly about it as you do. Not that I like stealth games. Yeah, not that anybody ever,

I've ever heard anybody like trash those games, but it's just one of those franchises I've never personally run into a lot of gamers who are like, what you just said. When's another Splinter Cell game, that kind of thing? I think maybe people have just forgotten about it. So I'm reading here apparently at E3 in 2017, the Ubisoft CEO responded to rumors about Splinter Cell.

And his quote was, I can't say much about that, but for sure all the Clancy games are getting taken care of, it's just we have quite a lot in our play at the moment all the Clancy games are coming All are really coming along so we are not forgetting splinter cell Rainbow I mean rainbow six Siege is Tom Clancy. Yeah rainbow six It seems like when you get kind of like a tent full game like that maybe There's less of a I don't know I don't know if they're connected at all. Like if C just just such a big old production, why would they spend too much time working

on another splinter cell if they've got this thing? Maybe because you can't get my crutch and transactions in a split cell game easily. I'm sure you can figure out way out, right? Yeah, it's so funny that that's part of the business. Well, I was even, I was reading an article about like a recap of, I think it's been six months now with red dead. Um, and how like the drop off on red dead has been much more than they were, they were hoping for like I'm sure with red dead, they were hoping it to be very similar to Grand Theft Auto

of like, well, the movie pled just felt so somewhere smaller. Yeah. I don't know anybody who like still plays Red Dead Online. No, I mean, we could never really get too far ahead in videos just because it's not a lot to do. You have to do so much to get anything in this. I guess we just never explored it enough. Funhouse managed a few Red Dead Online videos and they were, they were decent funhouse videos, but you could tell that like as far as content, capabilities,

it was much more limited in the, you know, the sandbox of a world that Grand Theft Auto's turned into. I, I, I'm telling you, I feel like they really missed out. I thought for sure when Red Dead came out, that they would have some kind of multiplayer game, like maybe even a balleroy Alive mode where you chase a train, like the objective in the balleroyal game is to like hijack the train and take it over. So it's like your objectives moving the whole time. Yeah. And it's like a hundred players all trying to converge on this objective that's moving. Yeah, I'm not this circle moving around the train. Maybe yeah, and like the circles mobile, like I mean, it's tighter. You have to be closer and closer to the train as time goes on. I'm not vying for many other battle royale games, but a battle royale, like at the pace and guns of Red Dead

does sound a little interesting with horses and such. Red Dead made me such so much more patient for open world gaming, because it just took so long to get anywhere that I just started walking around in first person and enjoying it. And now I feel like I could play GTA again, but less rushed. Like I played the whole GTA V, like getting in cabs and skipping every journey, just because I wanted to play the story.

But now I probably drive everywhere. Has Andy ever talked about his favorite thing to do with GTAs? Well, they just run people over. No, his favorite thing to do is to get in a car and follow the laws of traffic. He's a bit of a freak. He's an, he's an, and he's got a few things that are making a bit of a freak. But that's one of traffic. He's a bit of a freak. And he's got a few things that are making a bit of a freak. But that's one of them. It's like a zen thing for him just to get in a car and to drive around, but actually

abide by traffic law. He has a real car, right? I think he can go do that if he wants. He can get in a car and drive and follow the traffic laws. I feel like middle games are just flipped around. The escapism of GTA 5, the whole of... He drives? Like a law-abiding citizen in of GTA 5, the whole of... He drives? He drives.

Like a law-abiding citizen in GTA and he murders the fuck out of people in real life. Yeah. He says he'll do it for hours. Yeah. Really? Is he like listening to something or... He might be or he might just driving. He might be just driving.

He will drive something from work and he's like, Oh, okay, from the drive. You know, I'm just making guesses at this point, other than I do know that that is one of his things he likes to do. I feel like, so GTA 5 is like the most successful entertainment product of all time, right? Yeah.

It's made the most money of anything that anyone has made to entertain. But they won't, is that you coming to an assumption? Is that a definitive fact? I'm pretty sure it's a pretty serious thing. It's made like billions and billions of dollars. It sounds totally plausible, I just didn't know. But it's still 1080p on Xbox.

Like they didn't do anything with the Xbox One X. The GTA 5 has generated over $6 billion in revenue. And compare that to like the... It is one title of something. And compare that to like the biggest movie of all time, biggest box office. Well, I mean, like the big thing about why they, I'll then I'm thinking of is that the reason why they kept making cars movies was that the first car is moving, like a billion dollars

in merchandise. But that's six times that was just again one product. Yeah, it's not. Well, yeah, I don't know. Then if you can include, if it does be like a different franchise and all of that much, I don't know. I assume they're just making that on the game. So just like in like a fantasy game. So I found this article talking about how GTA V is the most profitable thing ever, or entertainment product ever. And it's a market watch article and they compare GTA

5 which like I said $6 billion to Avatar which grossed $2.8 billion. But the title for this article on their website is this violent video game has made more money than any movie ever. Why do you got it? Why do you got to freeze it that way? This violent video. Yeah, fuck off. Magic journey. But wouldn't it be cool if they, if they like 4K fight it or 60 FPSed it for Xbox?

Did something? Did anything. The $6 billion. I mean, they still do a lot. They still work on the game on the time, which everyone appreciates. But it would be nice to have it match the quality of all the other games I'm playing right now. Is PC, does PC scale up? Yeah, PC's fine. Okay, so that's Xbox still PC looks phenomenal.

It's just red dead looks so good on Xbox. It was like so well optimized for the one X in 4K that I was like, why can't they just retro or retcony older? Is there a fake HDR though? Fake HDR? Is there timeline for red Dead going to PC? No, no, I don't think they've even confirmed. They've never said that it's even going to PC. Did they do it? What they with GTA, they kind of did the same thing.

They didn't confirm it. They kind of came out like two years later, I think. Yeah. I think it came out when like the one when the Xbox one and PS4 versions can't believe that Massage of Collection is going to be on PC. That's not. I can't imagine playing Haloageeve collection is gonna be on PC. That's nuts. I can't imagine playing Halo 3 on PC. That seems so weird to me, I don't know why. Funny enough, my first experience of Halo was playing Halo on a PC.

You played the PC version of Halo? Yeah, because I didn't have an Xbox. It's called Battle of the Wall. Halo 1? Yeah, that was my first Halo ever, and that came out much later too. Yeah, because I didn't have an Xbox, and I didn't have any friends at Xbox's. I don't have any friends, but that's a whole another problem.

But I eventually was able to, I visited my uncle once and they had an Xbox and I got to play it on like there, like the giant. What was the name of that controller? The Duke. The Duke. Yeah, and finished the game on that visit. Like we played through the whole game on that visit. But yeah, my first experience was playing it. It was like even just like the first level demo essentially,

wasn't it? As far as that, the halo on PC. I don't remember. I didn't really have a play on PC. Yeah, that's all it was. But yeah, I mean, which it's FPS, and so I loved it that was on PC. Did I play it?

I mean, I know we filmed a bunch of, you know, we had to re-film a bunch of red, versus blue in the PC version. I don't know if it's all of it. Yeah, I don't, I'm just putting the whole fucking thing in. So I have to think I ever, I don't think I ever played it. Just because we got to re-film stuff we had already done. I was like, oh my god, we had to redo all this.

I have to buying it. Oh, this fucking years of work over again. You know, it's time to do it again for 4K. No, fuck that. This point, I wouldn't have to do it this time. Yeah, I would have to do it again for 4K. No, fuck that. This point, I wouldn't have to do it this time. Yeah, I don't know why you're getting all worked up about it. I don't have to do that anymore. I mean, Joel did a lot of it.

I did some of season two. Oh my god. It was like reshoeing shot for shot. Like I was making cuts on the exact frame of the old cut and like making the shit. It was like, it was almost frame perfect remake. Well, you had to get it pretty close with cause the audio didn't change.

It was just you had to match it to what was happening. It was really fun to do. As a fan of Red Vestus Blue, it was fun to be making the exact same episodes that I used to watch. Yeah, I really liked it. Everyone else hated it. I glued it to it.

We were all there the first time. Just Gavin just dancing itself. I was talking to Jeremy the other day. And because Jeff and I built almost everything in a cheapet city, Jeremy was like, the first time just Gavin just dancing himself. I was talking to Jeremy the other day. And because Jeff and I built almost everything in a achievement city, Jeremy was like, yeah, I did it as well. I just built it like I watched your videos and I rebuilt it myself. And I was like, you're a little sick.

I built the same way. I was like, I would hate to do that. There's no way he's the only person who ever did that though. Because there's multiple. No, I know, yeah. Recreated as human city. Yeah, he was pretty passionate about it. He'd do it in Xbox. I think so. I mean, it might not have been every single thing in a human city. Yeah, he was pretty passionate about it. He do it in Xbox.

I think so. I mean, it might not have been every single thing on the sheet of the city, but still, the big builds were like, that's still completely mental if he did that in Xbox. Yeah, because even you guys do in Xbox is the most absurd thing I've ever heard of. Well, early builds didn't have creative mood.

Yeah, you guys, you guys were like exploiting glitches. Yeah, we found out to duplicate stuff because I mean, to actually build the achievement on a logo in the ground in wool. Yeah. I don't know how many sheep's we would have had to a sheared for that maybe like close to a thousand sheep. Yeah, but I mean, even just like,

even just the tower of pimps in construction is in ordeal because of how much gold, just to construct, what is it, four blocks of gold? Like that, just that, is an annoying thing to go grind and find. Finding grind? I like that. That's a dating app I haven't gotten on yet.

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I mean, I completely echo. I don't like my gray hairs very much either. But can I get a sponsor for that? What's that stuff? Like, hashtag. Can I have hair dye? It's just called dye. Hair dye.

Was that stuff? Hair dye? Yeah, that's it. Yeah, but that's stuff that like, covering up gray hair in the, it's called dye. Hair dye. Yeah, that's like actual products.

Like, this is the old dudes. You mean hair dye? Just for men. I mean, you're just talking about hair dye, dude. You talking about just for men? That was it. I was just trying to remember the name of the brand. When I was in Korea, there's like, you can, there's like, all these kiosks

everywhere in the street there, where you can get your shoes shined and your hair dyed at the same time. It's like some same product. Sometimes you'd see like dudes, like sitting there with their like suit jacket off with like a bib around them and like their hair covered in dye

and there's waiting for it to dry. Do you think it's the same dye for both? It might be. Anyway, I'm sorry, you have a story. Oh yeah, sorry I got distracted by a hairline talk. Now I had maybe one of the most like adventurous and scary moments ever in a lift. A few weeks ago when I was in Los Angeles visiting Fun House,

I extended my trip an extra day so that Gavin could burp. I extended my trip an extra day so I could go to Disneyland. And I had asked a few people if they wanted to go, like a few people from Fun House, like John Smith and James and Lisa, and that kind of thing. But everyone had gone to recently and didn't want to spend the money again to go because Disneyland is an expensive. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's like two parks.

Like if you want to go to both parks in one day, it was I think $150, maybe close to $200. No wonder they could afford a model. Yeah, like one, one ticket to one park, I believe is at least like $99 or something like that. And so if you add on like, if you want the fastpass thing to be able to do on your phone, that's actually like 15 bucks and that kind of thing. So it adds up and I think I is like $200.

But so I was staying at a hotel near Funhouse in, where is it? Culver City is where they're at. And so I had to make it to Anaheim to get to Disney. And so I got a lift to take me there. And I don't know if you're like me at all, but all I ever want from a lift is for them to say hi when I get in the car, confirm my location,

and then don't talk to me ever again. And can we just get to my location without interacting very much? That is correct, yes. That is the whole thing. Is that the correct way for people to do it? Most drivers, I feel don't not get that memo. Depending on the day you go, a single park pass is either 104 or $129.

Yeah. It's a bit much. But so yeah, that's why it was understandable that they just couldn't make it happen. And so I managed, I got a pretty good lift driver who's actually pretty quiet for the most of the way and it was a long drive. It was at least like 30 plus minutes to get there. And I'm an old man and so I get up early and I like getting to stuff early

and so I was, I got my ass up super early and was gonna get there before the park open because if you get there before the park open, you can get in right when it opens and it's like, first in line. Yeah and it's usually way. You on your own at this point. I was going to design by myself.

So I was going to, but I was very excited about going by myself because as much as I go into stuff like that with a group of people, when you go by yourself, you have so much more control over your day and that goes well with my OCD brain. Absolutely. So like, for instance, I could go, I could get any fast pass I wanted, didn't have to have a group

consensus. I went on single writer lines on all kinds of stuff. I didn't really like do anything I didn't want. I didn't wait in long lines at all all day long. It was fantastic. So again, old man that gets up super early without even an alarm anymore. I did that, got up super early, wanted to get the park before it opened, managed to do that. And so we pull into the parking structure. Have you been at Disneyland and in California ever been once? Yeah. Okay. Do you know the giant parking structure that you have to go to? So that's where you have to go no matter what when if you're actually that's what we thought you had to go no matter what. And so the lift driver pulls in and it takes paint you a picture. It's like 10

lanes lined up that are feeding into this giant concrete structure. And so we lift driver pulls in and it takes paint you a picture. It's like 10 lanes lined up that are feeding into this giant concrete structure. And so we pull in and there's already a line of cars outside, pulling out of the parking structure where the ticket style, you know, people are inside the parking structure. And so we're in the furthest lane to the right. So it's, it's us and the curb and then like nine more lanes of cars. And it's filling up and there's cars all to the left of us and there's cars starting to fill it behind us.

And so we're like, okay, we're gonna have to wait in line, we'll start moving forward and we'll get through into the parking structure and then we'll end this thing. We don't move for a while. And we're parked there for quite a while. Again, I'm in a lift. And as like takes a few minutes and we realized

we haven't moved at all. Not even like no one has moved forward, even one space as though the people are taking tickets. So I started freaking out and I think, what time does the parking structure open? And so I look it up and the parking structure isn't open until I think it was like a half an hour before the park.

We got there an hour before the park opened. And so I'm sitting in a lift car, and a lift car. A lift car, and there's a half an hour until these cars start moving, and we have cars behind us, and to the side of us, and in front of us. We are stuck there. Can you just get out?

Well, that's what I thought I could do, but I'd be literally leaving this guy stuck. And just a, a, a, Okay, you can't go get another ride. Yeah. He can't do anything. So that's the thing, if I was just in my car, yeah, okay. You can't go get another ride. You can't do anything. So that's the thing is that if I was just in my car, yeah, I would just wait it out. I'd be like, half an hour, okay,

I'll pull up a show to watch on my phone and just kill the time. But I'm in this guy's business. I'm in a guy's business. And I can't just, I can't just tuck and roll and then just leave the dude. Well, you could, you start to get to pay him. Yeah, but I think you've given me a bad rating, you know?

I think that would affect me. So I'm freaking out because we are stuck, even if I even if I were to leave, he'd be stuck and he starts realizing this. So we're trying to problem solve what to do. And again, I'm someone who's very prone to social anxiety and I'm very much do not cringe. I don't want to, to, to, you know, hinder anybody at all. Yeah. And so I'm just trying to figure out something. And so we have an epiphany that we look to the right of us,

and it's the curb, but there's a little bit of space. Oh, no. And so we started thinking, like, we're both thinking on the same way, like, no one's saying it out loud. And he's like, do you think I could get into that space and back out of this? Cause we got cars behind us and I was like, you might be able to fit.

Oh my God. I'm not gonna tell you to do this, but you might be able to. So he's like, should we try this? I'm like, this is really up to you at this point. I'm really sorry. I've had any other solutions, I'd have solved this, I would, but you do you.

So sure enough, he pulls over into basically the, the gutter right before I guess to the curb and starts slowly backing up. And there's cars coming in and still filling up. So he's in the hot shoulder of pocket. He's in the hard shoulder and there's like, and they probably filled in that space. Like he has to commit to it. Yeah. He's in the hard shoulder and there's like and they probably filled in that space like he has to commit to it Yeah, and so oh yeah once he pulls out cars move forward and we are now in this thing So he starts backing up further and further and I I'm torn between looking back and watching what's happening or just keeping my eyes

To the ground and waiting for this madness to end and seeing how this figures out because again I'm dying inside this entire time and And so we slowly, slowly backing out as all these cars just watching this one color like Mr. Bean style back out of this lane. Sure enough, we get all the way back to where there are no more cars and we are free to go, except for the fact that we are in a one way lane

that is 10 lanes long, that we can't just do a U-turn and get out of. So we then have to cross like 10 lanes, you know, diagonally and go through like these orange cones that he just kind of squeezes through to get to the other one-way lane and gets out of it. He somehow fucking manages it, gets us turned around and starts leaving the parking area.

And he is freaking, I was like, that's the coolest fucking thing I've ever done man. He was like, we were here man, we were doing this together as you and me John. And I was like, yeah, we totally did it. I'm so glad. He's like, man, that is awesome. I'm gonna tell my friends about that sometimes.

I'd be like, what are you gonna do? Let's go to some runs. And then we became best friends and then he moved in with me. No. do? He'd like to come to the garage. And then we became best friends and he moved in with me. No. We managed to find out where the lift to drop off is and he let me go. And yes, so I get questioned.

Why were you going to the parking structure? Because. Were you going to park? Was he going to go with you? When you put in the location of Disneyland, that's where it sent him. It's just his app, his's where it sent him. It's just the, his app, his, you know, his lift drivers app sent him there.

It's in the signage. That's what I'm wondering. That's funny enough, is there isn't. And actually, you have to go all the way to the other part of the park, which is the downtown Disney section, it was the shopping area. And there is a taxi and lift drop off at the end of that whole.

Has anyone ever dropped someone off at Disney before? I guess he hadn't. I mean, again, he picked me up in Culver City, so it's probably not too common of a destination for him, but yeah, and so yeah, he dropped me off and I got off and I immediately like tipped him. So yeah, regardless of whether or not you had ditched the guy in the line,

you still ditched him in Anaheim. Yeah, I mean, I'm like an hour and a half away from home digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital there. So I mean, even when we went to London and did the did London RTX like to be picked up at Heathrow and then taken to where we were. I mean, when they're picking people up at Heathrow, they expect that. Well, I said I ran a person up in the middle of LA and they're like, so I was digging. I mean, he said, you know, they just accept and then they're like, oh, fuck. He was fine. He was, he was not upset about that. And he was thinking of people in Anaheim. We're just going around there. He's very excited about the adventure that we had.

Man, I mean, like the only thing I have that's anywhere near that is one time when I was in Sydney for our tech Sydney, I was out doing press for the event. And I think I was out near Bondi Beach. And I had to take a taxi. Was it, no, I had to take an Uber from there back to the CBD downtown. Okay. And the Uber I got into, or maybe it was a lift, they were like, Was it no, I had to take an Uber from there back to the CBD downtown, okay?

And the Uber I got into or maybe was a lift they were like oh man, you're going to the CBD I never drive to the CBD. I just normally drive out here in the suburbs And I think I got really nervous and was really freaked out that he had to drive into the city. Did he drive you into the city? Eventually, yes, wait what's eventually we ended up getting on the Harbor Bridge three times. That's so funny. I had the same... I had to take a GPS away from him. I had to be like, you're not looking at this anymore.

I had the same issue. This is in Sydney. I had a guy that where I had, I swear. Now you're validating my opinion. I think almost half, if not all of the drivers that are driving like, ubers are left out in Sydney, that's the first time they've ever been in the city. Because there was multiple times that people were just

freaking me out. A dude got on the harbor bridge when he didn't need to and took me across when my location was back. Yeah. On that same trip, he also went down the wrong way on a one way street and I saw cars coming at us. I'm not trying to generalize all of Australia and Uber drivers, but I kind of am.

Yeah, I had to, I definitely requested, I remember now it was Uber, I requested a refund for that trip in the app. Yeah, I was like, you can look at the map, I was like, look at what happened. That's not right at all. I don't know, but trips where they'll just say that I got in and they'll just piss off for like an hour and a half

and I'm paying for the whole thing. No. Yeah. Really? Yeah. You ever got an accepted by an Uber driver and then like on their way to you, they cancel on you?

Oh yeah, all the time. I take that very personal. That happens all the time in New York where they just accept it, then it takes forever, then you have to cancel it and they make five bucks or whatever. That's like a blind date pulling up and seeing you and they're not doing the date. I've also had times where I've been staying at like a double tree right by LAX, just for like quickly coming in for work.

Sure. Quick go on the leave. But I have all the phantoms and shit. I have like five cases with me. Yeah, yeah. And I called an Uber twice in a row. The guy was like, it's too short of a trip. You got to get the shuttle and I was like,

I don't like all this, like, really expensive gear. Same dude or multiple drivers. Two different drivers on two different times. But I was just like, I don't know why they don't wanna do it. I mean, I can tip you, I can tip you more. I just don't wanna get the shuttle with the less stuff. There's also like a default amount of money you have to pay for an Uber.

Yeah, I don't see the big deal. But it's only like a few dollars. I think the big deal is that once that, you know, stuck in that ring of LAX, it takes they just to get out. It's like John in the fucking Disney. But it's well annoying. So Emily was just slacking me. I guess I had some mail over there in the mail collection spot.

What is it? It's addressed, it's two pieces of mail that are both addressed to Dr. Gustavo Sorola, DDS. So you can call me Dr. Sorola now if you want. That's not even like just like Dr. D. You can't put it, that's for doctor Seraola They they they pick your specific like practice. Yeah, Dr. Seraola if you're like most Dennis in Texas Rooster other one. Oh my god. We're all dentists. Yay. So this other one. Yeah. Dr. Serella, I hope your practice is doing great. Wait, he's a dentist, but he has 400 employees.

What? Why did we? Why did I get too over him from two different places on the same day? That's pretty cool. You're on a list now, bro. How can he use this to your... A dentist guy to make smart business decisions. Can you like it access to like some wholesale dentistry equipment or something? I'm gonna get some nitrous oxide. Can we just turn one of the conference rooms into

just a dental practice, just so we actually are a dentist as well? Why? I mean, where did that come from? That's good. It's been 16 years, I've never had that happen Well because you read it out of podcasts now it's gonna be for 16 more years of dentistry How long is it takes to become a dentist 16 years two weeks? I

What do I ask questions? Am I supposed to know how long it takes to become a dentist? Probably like a hey Gavin how long's it take to become a pilot nine It's probably like a... Hey Gavin, how long does it take to become a pilot? Nine years. See, you're just making a... Yeah. How long does it take to become a... dental school takes four years to complete full-time status.

So those are complete of bachelor's degree first. We'll be in school for eight years. Uh, yep. We'll have a pilot. I take to become... I'm just your Google. I'm just your Google. So they're talking about airline pilot. The climate takes to move on to an airline

after you complete professional pilot training program. Most people gain the required 1500 hours. You have to have 1500 hours of flight time. But that's on top of the professional pilot training program. Which I don't know how long that is because that's not here. 1500 hours. That's a decent amount of time. So if you fly 40 hours a week, like a full-time job, which you're not flying 40 hours a week, that's 37.5 weeks. So, you know, three quarters of a year.

If you fly, just non-stop. 40 hours a week, like a full-time job. That's a lot. I'm glad it takes a lot. You want to make sure those people are 40 hours a week, like a full-time job. That's a lot. I'm glad it takes a lot. You wanna make sure those people are well trained. Yeah, I don't want shortcut pilots. I want real ones. I wonder what is the longest amount of time it takes to get a job, like what job it is.

What job requires? Some kind of surgeon of some kind, right? What's a cut sushi at Jiro's? That's what I say. I was about to say Jiro. His son had been like, he did 10 years of eggs. Well, his son had also been his like, his, his, his, his, for like 30 or 40 years. That's a different, yeah.

I rewatched that recently a couple months ago. It's good. Hold up. Yeah. It's good. You never ate that, did you? No, I tried this last time I went to Japan. I really, I tried so hard and I just couldn't make it happen. So you can't get a reservation? Like they won't, you

you, if you're not in Japan, you can't make a reservation. You have to have someone in Japan make the reservation for you. So you could just like hire someone in Japan to make a reservation. That's what I tried. Really? Well, not hired, but I got a friend. I tried to have the concierge at the hotel I was staying, make the reservation on my behalf. Didn't what? Did not work. Wow.

They know that game. Yeah. That's too smart for you. Yeah. I've been trying to cook almost exclusively Japanese for like about a week and a half now. I've just kind of gotten into my head that I think Japanese have figured out the healthiest cuisine like rice and stuff.

Yeah. And lots of vegetables and that kind of thing. And because I just mean Japanese people, if you like, live forever and are generally the healthiest. And so I'm just trying that out. It's actually drink a lot and smoke a lot. Do they? Yeah. Like like like alcohol and a lot of smoking.

There is a lot of smoking in Japan. So I would say that healthy is lifestyle, but yeah, they eat pretty healthy. I did not know about the smoking problem. I don't smoke so I'm gonna be the. You better start. Yeah, I better start. If you're really gonna embrace this.

No, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. It's just might be no more than, keep losing smoke here, but I just noticed a ton of smoking. It's also just a, I hate vegetables, but vegetables are the key to any proper dieting as far as filling out the majority of your food with it

and cooking with Japanese vegetables and that kind of thing and the way they, adding the flavors they do, I like that better. And so it tricks me into eating a lot more vegetables. So as of 2015 in the United States, 15.1% of US adult smoke. 15. That's a lot of. That's millions. In 2015, the adult smoking rate in Japan was 19.3.

So more. So definitely more but not. Not like 30%. 30% something like that. Not more. Yeah, it's a lot more men than women in Japan. It's a 29.7% of Japanese men, 9.7% of women versus the US, which is 16.7% of men at 13.6% of women. I don't think I know anyone who smokes anymore.

We got several people here. Chad. Vaping counts, right? Yeah. Does vaping count? Yeah. It's a replacement. So you mean specifically, do you not know

anybody more who smokes cigarettes? Yeah. SIGARETS. Who smokes cigarettes? Someone here has to smoke cigarettes. Someone totally has to. Someone smoke. I see some nodding.

I love you guys a lot of vapes is what we have. I mean, even in our office, I mean, can you vape up your ass? The Sess chat. If we say vape one more time, he's gonna show up. Okay, because wait, say vape three times. Can you vaping, vaping, vaping? Can you suck with your ass?

Yeah. Can you, no, I'm not, is that our title? No. Doesn't that already been a file of a fuck? Yeah. You said, yeah, really quickly, but I want to know, Gavin, could you, if like gunpointed your head, could you suck with your ass?

Yeah, if I got the right angle on all fours, I would intake. Yeah. So you think on all fours, if you ought to back the right way, Bruce can do it too. We've talked about it. What? Yeah.

I don't think this, I know you could like, you could swallow liquids with your ass. If you could swallow, why can't you breathe? Because liquid has a gravity that's helping it. Through a sealed sphincter? I think it's gravity. I think that's like that. That's just opening your sphincter though. You can a sealed sphincter? I think it's gravity. I think that's like... That's just opening your sphincter though. You can open your sphincter.

But the act of opening it, if it creates like a internal cavity, you've got to fill it in there from somewhere. You think you're gonna, you think that there's a vacuum that when you open your sphincter, there's a vacuum inside of you. It's not like a pressure chamber with a vacuum.

It's just like this. And then, I don't think you can, I think, get out of the way. I suck. I thought, no, this is not for me to prove. Eric, can you show us that here without showing it to stream? No, I don't wanna see you with a video with an ass

that's sucking air. What are you got to show? Is this not safe for what? Where it work, Eric? What are you doing? I'm covering monitors. It's not bad. I'm not bad on a scale for me. Yeah, Eric is bad.

On a scale of ghost sentences. Eric is bad. Yeah, what? No, no, no, no. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. On a scale of 1 to 10, one being... I don't trust you either anymore. I killed her TV show in 10 being. Mr. Hans. Mr. Hans. It's like a three. Yeah, what what no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no is it an anus? Sure, then I'm fine. Is it someone in hailing helium? No, not helium.

What are we supposed to do for you? I need you to describe this video. No, I'm not. Just watch it. We're going to have Dennis bring it up. We'll show you guys. Why wouldn't you show us everything? What's the title?

The title is... Put it in the middle of the dark is put it in a little bit. Don't you? You're out of baby show. I'm sure. Ah. Oh, yeah. He did it. I told you it's not bad, right?

That's actually really good. I need to see the five seconds before that. That's just the exhale. Well, how else would you've got it up there? I bet I'd want to see the five seconds before that. That's just the exhale. Well, how else would they've got it up there? I bet that's why I want to see. If you get a solution, you can get a little bit of votes. Someone blew it in there.

Maybe. God. But that's the thing we're trying to, I know how that air can escape an anus. I want to see if an anus can pull. There's never an anus can pull. All right sure from the anus can pull. All right, we don't have to pause. I'm going to lose.

It loops like 20 times. We've watched this man's butt exhale, we hate like 50 times. I think you can shed on the stream. I just know there's a bunch of but you can't show crack. But that's on YouTube. Just don't put on YouTube.

This is on our site. I said I sent it in chat. I sent them the link. So they want to, they can click it. You get another perk of being a first member. What? Is this gonna be an extra life thing or are you gonna try to get someone's ass to

vape? I mean, it's brave of you to volunteer like that. I don't think I have that rectal control. Well, you got time to train? Can you thought? Yes. Then just do it and do it back. It's like the slowdown sound effect.

Just reverse it. Shut up. That's not how body functions work. Okay. Gavin, can I ask question? Yep. Gavin, can you come? Can you get me answer my question? Can you answer my question? It's like toothpaste. No, can't you can't get it back in the tube, John. Oh, that's an interesting. But that's what I'm saying is that you could fart, but I you can't get it back in the tube, John. Oh, that's an interesting. But that's what I'm saying, is that you could fart,

but I can't pull the fart back in. I'm not saying collect the fart and something specifically that back in. I'm saying, eh, I can put air in a toothpaste tube and blow in it. All right. Here's what you do, here's the instructions. All fours, sort of arch your back a little,

and do the muscle that snips the poo. A sphincter. That's the sphincter. Yeah, snip the poo. And I think you're just sucking a little bubble. How much you pay me if I manage to vape with my ass? Well, we'll see how much money erases for the tape. No, we're talking about charity, a charity on the table.

I want money from the table. I will pay you $100. $100? That's it? Come on, what do you want? What am I getting out of this? You're getting to sell the clip. It's going to look just like that.

I got to get someone to let me use their vape. Eric, buy him a vape. You got it. We can call it a little hoe in your trousers. so that you wouldn't have to show any. I appreciate that. Some modesty. Yeah. $100.

$150. $150? Oh, God. All right. Gavin and John make a deal. RT podcast. They're going to be final. With that screenshot, they're shaking.

Nailed it. I got work to do that's like that's one day I can't go to Disneyland afterwards that's what you got to say when you hands you the $1.00 say look turn to Camaro I'm going to Disneyland she is Disney Land oh no to get Disneyland paid for just a really cool

rectal trick, that's fucking top. Saving a blow of ring. You said if I can inhale with my anus. Can you blow a ring? It's hard to blow a ring with your fucking mouth. You need a tongue for that. You need a tongue to blow, right? No, you need like, you need lip control.

So with hemorrhoids, you could blow rings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, new topic, new topic. Someone has must've fought at a ring. Like, then you don't know cause the part can be visible, but I'm still like, like a vortex. Someone has farted a ring.

Oh my God. I mean dolphins can make rings with their blowholes. And that's just a, that's just a hole. There's no sphinx around a dolphin hole, is, and that's just a hole. There's no sphincter on a dolphin hole, is there? Is it just a wide hole? No, there's gotta be something because otherwise water would get in.

Well, yeah, there's a... What a does it in. No, but that's how the three... They have control. Right, because it can close, right? Yeah, can it close? Yeah, is it just that... It's close, it's under...

They're not just filling up with water constantly. Right, but if I go underwater with my mouth open, looking up, I don't think water would go down my lung because you have, you have... This is air in front control. Or is it just because there's air? Oh, because air would flow out, wouldn't it? Right. It's almost like air does that.

You're right. I am right. Yeah. So they close their hole. Yeah. They close their hole. So they have, they have muscle control. Is this thing right. So they close the hole. Yeah, they close their hole. So they have they have also control. Is this finger on the top? You can see it.

You can see it. It's on the top, but they don't have anything in there other than the sphincter. So they and they make a little smoke like a ring. So you can make a you can make a ring with your anus. It looks so gross of course like that. Like cropped in images of the

Little much Dolphin vape Oh, 100% some fuckers already had a dolphin Auto complete Ken of dolphins ainess vape oh they did it from its mouth Wait, wait, it they did it from its mouth wait Wait it's doing it from its mouth. It's blowing mouth I thought they did it from their blowhole. What why is the dolphin sucking air from a pipe? Dude you just want vaping that you get a dolphin vaping

Why is why did the- why? That's the coolest thing. I want to film that. A dolphin. Someone wrote here. Daping. I said 215 in chat wrote in some new slumber guys video. I would film the crap out of that. That'd be awesome.

Like, what was that? What kind of dolphins that like a buluga? Not a whale. There's a whale. What? I don't know, I can't read that. Anyways, yeah. That was so cool.

Yeah, it's pretty cool. Why don't I do that on planet Earth? Pfft. Pfft. I mean, I would love to get an alternative commentary track of planet Earth with you. Well, they did the thing where Snoop Dogg was doing it. Yeah, but I want you.

Oh, I wouldn't be any. I mean, I'm Amper's got it. You mean there's things I would say? Yeah. Because it would be close enough to people to be like, oh yeah, it's a Southern, like it's a British bloke who's talking about his animals, but you just describing what's happening.

Yeah, I would do it. Can we do like an alternative, like a, like a riff track of my life? Extra life, stretch cool. I'll do it with you. While you'll blow and see, I'm blowing, I'm blowing vape out of my asshole.

You have kids though. Yeah, who cares? I've, like, we like, Michael has kids. And Michael has done far worse things than I have. He's not done an anal stuff though. Has Michael done an anal stuff here yet? I think he's ever done an anal stuff. That's a list that we need.

Who here has done anal stuff for Rister T? I mean, you've had your anus out in a video, but we just didn't show it really. But you didn't have your, your like full on starfish showing. Oh, it wasn't showing, but it wasn't like, it was in the room with everyone. Yeah, I mean, it was, it was there. Blaine just had his ass shown in a short, or a thing for Arizona Circle.

So we have bust out all the time. This is it. Blaine's butt is in Arizona Circle, spoiler. It's a, he's a featured player. He's a featured player. I'm gonna read this. What I'm gonna mind everyone, this episode of the Received Podcast

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Bláblacá, bláblacá. So, I got to talk about this. I saw this story the other day and it's been... It's been... I've been thinking about it a lot. There was a story I read in the New York Times about how scientists took brain-pig and partially brought them back to life. I did, I just only saw the headline.

It was one of those headlines where I saw a bunch. I just refused to read it, but what was it about? It was really long and the gist of it is the brain was cellularly alive but not functional. Was that mean it had like electrons, they firing cells are moving, but there was no brain activity. Right, they could restore blood flow and they injected drugs into it and like the drugs were absorbed in the cells.

The cells were all working like they should, but there was no higher brain function. So it couldn't think, like, damn, where's my body in face? Right, or like, I thought I died. But like, So was the brain just on its own? Or was it in the pixel?

They, I don't think they really elaborated on that. I assume it was out. Be dark and silent if you actually start thinking. To talk about it being like a, like a first step in trying to figure out like how to reanimate a brain. I was like, that just sounds like how you get zombies. That just sounds like the beginning of a zombie movie

where you're like, why would they do that? That would never happen. Like no, it's happening. This is just the like the first like graphics card of of the timeline of things that led to the zombie apocalypse in the opening credits of the movie. I guess that would be useful if they could move, like, do brain transplants that way. It was like, you don't have to worry about keeping the brain alive. You just restart it in the new body.

Someone is pointing out an important note that I should say who says, uh, night human is that there was no coordinated electrical activity. So there was, you know, bits of electrical activity, but the brain wasn't, like, the electrical activity wasn't coordinated throughout the brain. So obviously what you're describing is like super, super, super early, early steps of this kind of an experimentation. Right. They could turn cells back on, but they weren't necessarily working in a coordinate. So if they did, that's a human brain. It wouldn't be cruel.

It's like such. I don't know. Like moral lamb. Yeah. What did you donate your brain to science? Oh, God. And your brain comes back. I feel like at this point, 2019, the brain should be the last thing that you should never donate that.

Well, that's like, so just in case you end up alive in like 40 years What was the Netflix series carbon? To carbon Ultra carbon where they had like because people could just keep being brought back via the technology from that show But then certain people had clauses in their death that required you to legally not be able to bring them back And that seems like that's like the progression of like, you had to donate your brain and people bring your brain back. It's like, you need to have causes that that doesn't happen.

Let's just stop. Can we stop? What if further on from that, you could take two halves, I mean, have two different brains. It makes like a chimera brain. That'd be messed up. Yeah. I think the, the one I think about more, the one I'm more interested in is digitizing the brain or like taking it and

putting it in computer storage somehow. So you don't have to worry about like the biological aspect, like put in a windrow. Yeah, you zip your brain. Why is your cut that has specific brain compression? Brain compression sure. It's like, what if like you don't ever compress your brain, then like there's like bad side effects to compressing your brain. Lossless brain. Right.

So when you get those chimera animals in nature, like the snake or something, and it's like two, everything those where it's just like two snakes in one snake. No. It's not like a semi, it's like two, it's like the DNA of two different snakes in one snake body. And usually it's like a line like right down the middle where you can clearly see that it's two different snakes. I've never seen this.

But I wonder if they have two different brains also. No, whether it's just the physical appearance of two. So it's just gotta be some sort of physical abnormality. Like, yeah, outward. It's not like the one I've seen. The one I've seen is like lengthways, it's in half. But yeah, that is really freaking. Like, yeah, that doesn't seem like that's splitting

of the whole brain. Stop, let's just all stop. Stop trying to splice things. Stop trying to do it. That's very similar. So see the head there, whereas like a black snake on one side and white snake on the other side.

I mean, I'm not sure what causes it, but I don't think it can happen if you match your occurrence. Yeah, I think it's just a mutation. Okay, but. So that I want to I think it's just a mutation. Okay, but. So I wanna see a next man with that mutation. It's like two people in one, no other power.

I mean, there's been characters are like that. There was a character named Pendance that was in Generation X and she had her sister imprisoned with her in her brain. So there was two of them in the same body at same time. Just talking like the left half is one person. Oh, no, there's never like that. I can't, well, there probably is, but I can't think of any.

So one person would be like really creative. See, get on that. Let's make our own comic. There we go. We just invented our first superhero. Yeah, I'm sure she was a useless person. Eusteless person. And the other and the second. We just invented our first superhero. Yeah, I'm sure she is. She is a useless person. Useless person. And the second one can vape through their asshole.

Yeah. Oh, can you vape from both ends at once? Oh, yes. That's not getting on the topic of vape. No, no, we're done with that. You're penis. Um, I saw penis. That's not meant.

No, no, I meant anus and mouth, dude. Uh, what are you sicko? I wish straight. Like there's, there's, there's, there's, so when someone says's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there I don't know what it is. It's like an old toy or like an old eraser. Like, you know, you get like bigger racers that sit on top of your pencil. Sure. When you're in school, it looks like that.

And it's a gumbah, you know, and it's tender gumbah. And it's got arms behind its back. Arms. Was that like sanctioned merchandise? It has a stamp on it that says Nintendo. So the whole time they've just been shuffling around like this. Right, and then someone pointed out that in like Mario Party or in like Wii Sports and stuff, like they'll play sports

and they still don't use their hands. If you don't ever see their hands either, like in Mario Party and stuff, you never see the hands. Right. I feel like that's just an early design choice that there it is if you want to see. Yeah, that's like an early design choice. There it is, if you wanna see. Yeah, that's like an early design choice that they've got ears. It's like part of it's brow.

Okay, that was like early design choice that they phased out. It's kinda like fat Pikachu. Like we don't have fat Pikachu anymore. We got the Pikachu we have now. Yeah, it's just weird to see that. It's still well. That was even an option at one point. That's crazy. Is that what do it say when I was under a shy guy mask?

Have they ever shown that I think so that's a good question. What if it's just a hideous Shind man. What if it's like this the most beautiful like face you've ever seen? What if it's the black hole picture that they just I see a lot of fan art of shy guys. Yeah. Well, yeah, people are going to answer the question themselves. What is this? Um, but that's like again, going back to Pokemon, is anybody seen a cubone without the skull on it? Because the skull of its mother is what is on a cubone. But what's a cubone look like without that? is the skull of its mother is what is on a cubone. But what's a cubone look like without that? So we're going back before we get to that.

Or digl its feet. You can actually see Shy Guy's face. What? In game? And so apparently in Gamecube's Mario Power Tennis, Shy Guy's mask falls off. And in the game, you see it from the back. You just see, yeah, but then if you

people modded the game and moved the camera, and that's what you see, if you move the camera. That's just like, Massachusetts helmet under his helmet, though. Yeah. Oh, that's like a, just see that video of, that's funny, of how the camera work looks like during the movement and fall out for when you are revealed out of the vault and see the upper world for the first time. I like it so like, because the because for some reason, like if you watch that video, like as the person gets

lifted up, if you watch from like a third person perspective, the head is snapped back and like totally behind the body and the camera is like sitting for some reason above it. And so then you come up and it's just like this misshapen model that comes up and then snaps into you. And then you take over and that kind of thing. It was like, if you ever just, again, if you move the camera on games when you weren't supposed to move the camera,

you see. I've seen some great ones from Firewatch like that too. Where it's like the main character's arm will be all deformed and huge. Yeah, I love stuff like that. I watched a cool video about the way that Mario Kart 64 was actually just 2D sprites, but rendered to look like 3D, like all the Donkey Kong games.

Yeah. So you can actually only see certain angles of the character, but because it's also so fluid, it looks like they're 3D. It looks 3D. No, it is just the same as almost the exact same as Super Mario Kart in the Super Nintendo. Was it called Mario Kart? Super Mario Kart? Super.

I think it was super. We got to think the other way. They were, they were, yeah. But it was cool. They looked like totally different generations of games, but really it's the same technology. Yeah. I'm double checking, maybe, if it's Super Mario Kart. Because you know, like Super Mario Kart.

On the Super Nintendo Donkey Kong, they kind of looked 3D. Yeah, they would just like 3D rendering. Oh, you mean like the Donkey Kong game? Yeah, because they would actually model something in 3D, and mean like they don't even get like a film country? Yeah. Because they would actually model something in 3D and then just take like a 2D picture of it. Yeah.

So that's like 3D. Did you see the footage that's put up there of the like the source of footage of Mortal Kombat characters doing their stuff? Oh, like when they filmed the actual live-action film the actors. Like the sprite people? Yeah. That's footage of that? Yeah. of combat characters doing their stuff. Oh, like when they filmed the actual live action. They filmed the actors. Like the sprite people?

Yeah. That's footage of that? Yeah. Yeah. They're like on this like grayish backdrop and they're just on a set and they're doing the movements and everything like that. It's pretty someone then just take that and like re-sprite them, but like a good frame rate.

I suppose. It depends on how good a quality the footage was. I think it was just like the H.S. Yeah, it was, it was great. It was limited to the technology at the time. Oh, wow. But yeah, that's so cool. That's not even more combat one.

Yeah, I've got the more combat one here. Yeah, that's like, they're on a blue screen. The one that I saw, they're like on like, yeah, they're just in a room. Yeah, that's, that's much more advanced. And that's like more combat two or three, but this is like. And you can see it's like, oh yeah, that's. Yeah, I knew how iconic that would be that they define these characters that would be another game coming out tomorrow. That's so cool.

Well, speaking of stuff that's coming out this week, do you see that, um, Samsung delayed their galaxy fold? I think we're supposed to come out this week. Do you see that Samsung delayed their Galaxy Fold? Do you think it was supposed to come out on Friday? Oh, that's how soon it was. I thought these were like early people going like, I didn't pull the film off my screen broke. Yeah, so they, they, they showed that testing of like the thing opening and closing like thousands of times without, I guess maybe that's shit for the podcast.

But that's the thing that stuck in between. Maybe, right? There was, there was, I saw a video of a guy who was trying to rebut all these people and he was saying like he got one and he's filmed himself doing it. A bunch of times it was a brain. He's like, yeah, yours didn't break,

but these people did. And so with like a preview like this, you need to have near perfection as far as your launch goes to show off like this odd product. Especially if it's like a $2,000 product. Right. And so if you're gonna send out a bunch of previews of it, it's like if like movies sent out a bunch of previews

of their movies and like 50% of them just blacked out halfway through the movie, that's not how that works. You show off the perfect, like the exact way you want people to experience your product. It's cool, that's a cool idea. Super cool. I'm not sure I would really see the need for it. I'm sure I will in 10 years when they're very common, but it's cool that a company is so out there and we're going to make it and just put it out.

Yeah, I think it's it's like that first generation thing. Yeah, where I think it's like it's gonna come out. It might suck. It might not be great, but it's like you have to go through that first step in order to build and iterate and get to the point where like it's super cool. Which iPhone had the antenna issue for that they had to like where the antenna was the frame and if you squeezed it yeah so they gave out cases yeah the bumper yeah so that you were touching the edge so there's like there's always that and that was four is what you're saying like if it's like that late in product when they're still figuring out major bugs like that yes people are pointing out end game comes out this week as well it does come come out this week. We didn't talk about Game of Thrones all episode. We did not talk about Game of Thrones all this. Which is for the best,

because I assume people hated it last week when we talked about Game of Thrones. So people were annoyed, but, I mean, it's the most popular entertainment thing right now. I will say this, no spoilers for last night's episode. No spoilers. One of my comments, the previous episode was, because there was that flying sequence, and I was like, we just don't have time for this a lot of people were tweeting me

Being like if you didn't have time for that you must have hated last night's episode and I've just loved it That's I was great. It was like that's the stuff I want. Yeah, I don't need you know sweeping sweeping montages for five minutes I just want like cool character stuff Because everyone's together. It was super cool. I really do love like at the shows awesome. minutes. I just want like cool character stuff because everyone's together. It was super cool. I really do love it. I like the show's awesome. Obviously, I enjoy the fact that this is one of those rare occurrences that you can clearly tell a good majority of our population is all experiencing this together and all commenting on it together. Like the fact that this is like something that the episode

will come out and you could log on to any social media and immediately start people like commenting on it, creating memes and all experiencing it, like to an nth degree. We don't get that as often because there's so many different shows out there and there's so many different outlets, like maybe when Netflix was first out and we were all watching House of Cards

or we were all watching those kinds of things, it's like it happened a lot more common, but like Netflix alone, like they're, they're, stuff they create. They're making new shows every five seconds and people come to, like, oh, you watching so and so, and so it's like, I just haven't gotten to it yet. But Game of Thrones, we are watching on the day.

I'll tell you what, we only have like four or five minutes left in the podcast. Let's talk about Game of Thrones starting now. Spoilers? Sure. Now to the end of the podcast. Are you serious? Yeah. I guess so. If somebody has seen it, they want to spoiler. Thank you for watching. Yeah. We're gonna talk about Game of Thrones.

We're talking about it. What about crew? You're a look. Yeah, they're really. Yeah. So all right, that's it. You've been warned. We're going. I'm nervous. I had a tweet. I feel like we're doing several nostrils. We're doing I had a tweet No, about how uncomfortable I was with the 16 between Arya and Gendry and I got some people got mad at me It's like oh understand why Americans are so prudish like you're okay with the raping and the incest and all these other things like No, thank you First no one was actually raped. No, There was no actual incest in the show. It was just weird seeing some, like,

Macy Williams, who started this, which he started this show, she was about like 13 or 14, to now have the point where she's just roving her characters, having a sexy with another character. It was just like, I felt a little awkward about that. And it just felt strange, especially because I guess I still think of her

as being the younger Arya Stark. I felt, I was fine with the scene because it's like all the characters have grown up. Everyone's old enough to be doing that. But I just couldn't not think about how weird it must have been for the guy that plays Gendry to be doing that with someone who he must have known when she was like 11 or 12. Right.

I assume it was only weird for him. But see what season was Gendry? Season one. They were together in season three. No, but like his character introduction. Yeah, he was in season one. Yeah, because it wasn't that star finds him. Yeah, and that's the actor.

Actors and change. Yeah, that's a... And then they hung out and shit in like series. Because when he... Oh, wait, but he met her in season one when they started going to the wall. Yeah, because she was planning to be a boy. Right. And then when he finds out, he's like, Ah started going to the wall. Yeah, because she was planning to be a boy. Right.

And then when he finds out, he's like, Ah, you stole my cock. Yeah. However. So they found out early. So, and we have to get a lot of stuff to get through here with you. Sometimes, I think I'm worried about next week.

I think it's gonna be really good. But I, this was the pinnacle. I had happy moment for your character before they kill them. He had higher episodes. I had so much dread and I was nervous the entire time watching this episode. I felt sick to my stomach the whole time. So I was like, a lot of these characters aren't going to make it

through. The whole time when gray worms were you want to go when we're done with this? Stop it. Stop it. No, no, no, no, no, you both going to eat it. I was like, oh my God, he's gone. There are some people who we know are gonna die at some point, right?

Yeah. We know that Mousandras gonna die. Because she knows that she has to go about to Winxfell to die. She said that. Okay, people who have foretold their death. She also said the virus was gonna die. So I assume he's gonna die.

A lot of the time when it was like, oh, this is gonna happen, it happens. Except that when she says you sacrifice your daughter and you'll win this battle. Well, she misunderstands things sometimes. But it's just a flame, John. I'm just saying she's not always right. And then I feel like they're really super telegraphing

the fact that the crypts are not safe. Like the whole episode that the crypts are safe. You'll be safe in the crypts. The crypts are the safest place. That's not going to be safe. Someone brought up that the crypts are full of dead people, but can the night king raise those? Remember at hard home when you walks up to the shore and he just goes like this and he

brings up all of the dead people around him. But those are people that his people killed. So you're about Ned coming back to life. That's what I'm asking, because someone brought that up and I'm like, well, he was given back to... He wasn't, they're cat-lin' by little finger. And it wasn't a fox.

And it wasn't maybe all of his parts. That's fine. I'm not saying Ned, particularly, but I'm just saying like, okay, you're talking about the crypts not being safe. Is it because fucking white walkers are going to rise up in the crypts? Maybe because I think it comes down to like, they only raised people that they've killed. I don't know about that.

No, no, that didn't raise because they were giving us what about giving us to say, raise someone without them, the rangers who were taken back into castle black. They killed them. They were dead when they came in. Who killed them? Were they killed by the? They were killed by the white walkers. They do, but who killed them if they didn't?

I don't remember. That's, I think it's the walkers killed them. But they also burn bodies of people who just die. When, like in battles and that. But I think that's like burial. That's like a warrior's funeral. I liked what the writers are doing where they're just kind of,

they know that everyone's in one place, so they're trying to think of all these cool interactions that can happen. Yeah. Like the little touches, like, I like the tiny little point in this moment where the Mormons were talking to each other. Oh yeah, that's great.

It was like, there's no need for that, but it's very satisfying. Just like, oh, you got to see the Mormon family. It's a bigger moment, but even just like the connections of Sam that Mormons dad basically raised him. And so then he passes on his father's sword to him as kind of a pass down from his own.

It's like, I never, I wouldn't have made that connection of like, I thought moment would get his dad's sort though. He, John offered it to him. Yeah, yeah, John offered it to him. He offered it to him. Yeah, he said, was it last episode? Was it this?

I thought it was last season. No, no, it was last season. When they meet at, before they go ranging north of the wall, he offers him long claw back. And, yeah, Jora declines it. Or like even the conversations that like even Tyrion and Jamie were having about like the last time they were there together and like how their lives were and who they were

and that kind of thing is a callback that's insane. And there's so many, in all these people talking, there's so many connections I forgot about or that I never made myself. Yeah. It's like seeing them like there's a many connections I forgot about or that I never made myself. It's like seeing them, there's a reason you have to go through all those years and all those seasons building all those relationships. And it's like, now it's all really paying off and coming together.

Do you think Bran took down anyone else aside from Hodor? Like mistakenly. Do you think another moment in Game of Thrones history, Bran had like, because Bran, Hodor, Hodor, because he was like daisy chaining Hodor's time. He broke time. But what if, what if like another event in Game of Thrones history was, was that,

do you have a like an idea in mind? Well, there's, he also kind of alludes to it when Ned Stark is outside the tower of joy. Oh, and he shouts. And he shouts his name and he kind of like looks around. I was just thinking of other moments in the show where someone's just been repeating the same thing. And the mad king was repeating Burnham all. Oh, I was wondering if like maybe Bran was trancing out and like shouting about the

white walkers. That it like somehow got to the mad king. And that's why he was, although the Mad King was messed up for ages, right? He had all that stuff under the, yeah, all the wildfire. Can I vent something that I think people are like too critical of? It's brand's performance.

Like a lot of people like make fun of and like are critical of his like wooden performance, but I'm like, are they? Yeah, I guess I really haven't seen that. There's been a good amount, like, I mean, they obviously made memes about the most recent one about the two episodes ago where he just kept showing up like behind stuff and I fucking love those memes.

Those are great. But it was even like the whole last season. They made fun of how monotone and wooden his performance was. I think that's totally intentional. But that's what I say, the entire time. Compared to other performances and other stuff where that's the same problem. Like in Watchman, Dr. Manhattan kind of sees everything

at all times, he's in multiple places, and he's just the same. He's just like, I don't really care about the one interaction and having right now. Esther says the same thing. She always compares to Brian to Dr. Manhattan. It's a perspective. It's a change in perspective. Change is your first.

It's just emotionless. It's just like you've seen everything. You kind of know everything that can happen. So that's not any, that's too much for one brain. It's so funny. That was actually my biggest complaint about this is a stretch. But Guardians of Galaxy 2 was that ego is playing this celestial being has been around for millions, millions of years, but he has these very juvenile tendencies and personality

traits. And I never, I still enjoyed the movie, and second time I watched, there didn't bother me as much, but the first time I watched it, I was like, this is an eternal creature who is acting like a petty, you know, 20-year-old. And I don't think those personality traits

would come through something like that. So then, brand doing this, someone who's like had access to all memory, he is like, they even call out in this episode. He is the memory of all things. Yeah. Like him have that kind of reaction. Strikes perfectly. All right. Well, let's wrap this up. It was a good episode. It was a really good episode. Hey, how about production with it? First death next episode.

Fuck, dude. First death. First. First death. Next episode. Summer's gonna fucking die next episode. Laura. More mop. You think he's the first? First death first first death next episode summer's gonna fucking die next episode More mop you think he's the first I think he's the first he's like I love show a moment I think I'm solid First death is not gonna be a big death like I would say like Jamie would not be something they're gonna merely kill Who is it? I don't know. Gavin? I'm going with Joe Marmot.

Sam. Oh, it'll be brutal. Sam would be very brutal. They'd be a Leana moment. Oh, that'll be sad. Her dying at all is gonna be sad. Alright, well, that's it. Thanks for watching, everybody.

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