Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Jerk in Church - #737

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Starting point is 00:01:08 I'm Black. I'm Blaine. There it is. There it is. And I make this show unwatchable. How are you guys doing? Good. You know, vibing.

Starting point is 00:01:23 You know, I like going on a plane. I like, I feel like I be on a plane looking mad important. You just landed. Yeah, just landed, I came. Do you even take your bags anywhere? Oh, yeah, I dropped it off the towel. Oh, did you eat? Sorry, I'm like a parent right now.

Starting point is 00:01:37 I'm like, oh, look, oh my God, before you see me, I take care of all these things. You know, you eat, you drop off your jerking, you go do what you do. I was gonna say, I don't throw it off. Wait, hold on, is that the normal, oh. I think you don. You drop off your jerking, you go do what you're gonna do. I was gonna say you drop off. Wait, hold on, is that the normal, oh. I think you don't, that's not the first thing you're doing in a hotel room.

Starting point is 00:01:50 Yeah. You drop, you jerk, you beat, like you leave. I know you think that jerk, you beat. Is that your different? Why, wait, why, why, why, do you not, do you not after you jerk? No. In a hotel room, it depends.

Starting point is 00:02:03 You do not get to work in a hotel room. No, I have recently been falling asleep after sex. Like, like, like, Debo and Friday, like those that deep sleep where you're just like, ah, and that's where I'm like, oh, this is, this is where I feel old when I take a nap. I'm just like, hey guys. Do you bring your own materials for which to jerk?

Starting point is 00:02:22 Hey guys, welcome to the O.C. podcast. I had a lotion at the end. No, guys, welcome to the YouTube podcast. I have a lotion. No, no, I went, so my hotel didn't have lotions. I had to run down and ask the... Oh, housekeeping for lotions specifically. And the two ladies are hanging in there. They looked at each other like, this dude's about to jerk. Just, just, you know, while you were half-heart.

Starting point is 00:02:41 Also, just lemon verbania hand-loving. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah. I mean, the whole, everyone knows you're in the gutter when you're using the hotel one We were half hard. Also, just lemon verbania hand-loving. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, everyone knows you're in the gutter when you're using the hotel one, because it's like that. Yeah. But no, this one's pretty decent. Followed questions.

Starting point is 00:02:53 That's good. So you guys probably have penises. You have to lou-wit up every time, or is it? I mean, if you're really trying to do the dark souls of jerking off, you can just go dry. So, is it bad if it's dry? Yeah, that's what I want. It depends on the situation. If you're really trying to like do the dark souls of jerking off you can just go dry, you know, okay Situation Sometimes I don't I know people who are uncut don't okay sometimes because they have a natural

Starting point is 00:03:17 Sleep, yeah, it's a great podcast so far. I'm cut What are you on the very least spit or something? I'm cut. What's the arty bot in the very least spit or something? A little bit of lubrication. Any sort of lubrication. I've done the grip and you do it. You remember those little chel- Sorry.

Starting point is 00:03:31 Oh yeah, the water stain. Yeah, that's how it's like. See, that's how you know if you were like gay or straight as a kid, because I always put my fingers in it. I never rolled it properly. I was always like, oh, just one. Yeah, got it. And that's how the doctors knew. We're just thinking you've ever done it into.

Starting point is 00:03:50 Chirped off into or like, I've never just worked off into anything. What if you, what is the weirdest thing? Well, just get a question for the room. Where does thing you, I did a sock and I didn't get it. Honestly, yeah, the sock is dry. Honestly, I feel like the sock is like for cleanup. I don't think you're supposed to do it.

Starting point is 00:04:08 That makes way more sense. Yeah, I think you missed one. I was doing it. No, I mean, I, well, because I couldn't with the cloth. It's through the end. But then I did it just to have a thing to catch you. It makes more sense, you put it over at the end and it just goes in.

Starting point is 00:04:21 But it creates the friction, though. You can do it. Okay, but you said friction was bad. It depends on the type of friction. Because I wanted to get rid of it, my mom used to do my laundry. I would do this thing that I'd call mummy dick, where I'd take my toilet with my dick

Starting point is 00:04:34 and I'd wrap it in toilet paper so that it would be like a paper mishay cast for my dick. So then I'd go and then I'd put mummy dick on it and it would catch it. The lotion Kleenex was supposed to be the game changer for you. Blaine, I'll be honest. I don't know what made you feel so comfortable to share that,

Starting point is 00:04:48 but that was embarrassing. It's bliss. It's bliss. Well, you're about to show us how the grapefruit, so. What did you do? Okay, yeah, just like. Okay, just like a mouthful. It's just an orange.

Starting point is 00:05:01 That's fair. It is just an orange. Even though it's like, it looks like a great fruit though, right? It looks like a blood orange. Oh, yeah, it's not a blood orange though. I got it from HUB. It's like a, Oh, I do.

Starting point is 00:05:11 It started with a C. Also, I don't want to out you, but I totally saw you leaving the liquor store today. During work, what were you doing? Was it, oh, you doing sticky fun? Okay, all right. Cool. Blank, can you not out?

Starting point is 00:05:22 I have a problem. Can you not out during black history, Bob? My alcoholism? Sorry. Yeah, come on. Wait, where were you at? I was at Chalantro. Oh, how did you see me from all the way over there?

Starting point is 00:05:35 Eagle eyes. I got that video. Yeah, that's some good eyes. Yeah, I had like a case of this, gave me a big box. I saw that. I only had three bottles though. But I had a bunch of minis.

Starting point is 00:05:46 I, that place said the pickle beer. Did you ever try the pickle beer? I hate pickles. So no, they also have a pickle vodka that I saw, they're almost bought to make you guys taste. The pickle beer made me shit blood. So I stuck on that blood. I'm still thinking about mummy dick

Starting point is 00:06:00 because you named it. Like that's when like you branded branded the act to like you know like I like I could tell you the things I did but I wouldn't have like a title. I'm gonna be like oh that's that's the that's the sock clock. You know that's the sock clock. Have you ever jerked off in a church? In a church? Yeah. In church? Yeah. No. Sometimes when I'm like, you're thinking about God, you're just, you're just, you're talking, and Jesus up on the cross. He's so great.

Starting point is 00:06:29 He's picked up to Jesus and you're like, man, he came twice for me. Okay, so I was on TikTok yesterday, and I saw this girl, she lived in a converted church, and I'm like, oh, cool. I couldn't live there. I couldn't. I would, it's haunted, and I'm like,

Starting point is 00:06:43 how do you, I can't get, you get hard in a haunted and like I'm like how do you how do you get you hard to church? It's crazy. Yeah, no even if it's converted into like a nice fancy loft I'm so like what Jesus was in here and he could still be well. I tried my best to associate in church And I think that was just what it might be part of it Yeah, yeah, I never yeah, I'm never church jerk I'm so tied link. I've never you never got the church here. I'm just going to title things. I'm never going to the Puse View. Oh yeah, Puse View. Puse View? Yeah. You never done it.

Starting point is 00:07:07 You know, because growing up, I was in Catholic church, so that's a lot of kneeling down. So it should make you horny. No, Catholic Catholicism is the hornyest version of Christianity. Oh yeah, because it's like, oh I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I think it's funny. That's how I know. That's how you find out if you're a Dahmer sub. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:07:23 And I'm a soft Dahm. So I wasn't into it, but I feel like if you're a little humiliation sub and you're in Catholic church, you are bone-to-dum. But you've got to do like feeding you crackers and poins. Yeah, yeah, I was like, I don't like this. Like you're kneeling for the whole thing. I need to be on the feet. I wasn't the part I need to act.

Starting point is 00:07:37 I need to act, because I went to a black church. Me too. Yeah, we all know individual things. Yeah, so it's just shame. Yeah, Nigeria, they're all about Catholicism. So my dad would go to um a Catholic church, my mom would be a baptist church. And so the baptist church was more like exciting and entertaining for my like small ADHD brain, but it was long. It's four and a half hours. We have like not no, the Catholic hour. It's a tight hour. It's a tight It's four and a half hours. What, Catholics not?

Starting point is 00:08:05 No, the Catholic hour. It's a tight hour. It's a tight 45. It's basically one long in-yam music video. Yeah. That's like the Catholic Church experience. It's like sustained notes on the Norega. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:08:16 Like I went to a Catholic church wedding, but then I also went, I was dating a Catholic and we went for like a Christmas thing. What happened? Have you ever joking? But I remember that they made us all hold hands and I had my girlfriend on my right and her father on my left and I laced fingers with her but because my hand did it, I laced fingers with him.

Starting point is 00:08:38 So that's why that felt like an eternity. That's true. You didn't unlace. Yeah, you can let go. Once I did it, I just, I was locked in. I did it, I did it. You don't wanna back out? Yeah, I was like,

Starting point is 00:08:50 I'm doing this. Because then he'll know. Yeah. I'm been, who's worried? He'll know. No, no, no, we're in there. I'm tired of like saying stuff on stream or R.C. Pod where I'm like, this is a safe space.

Starting point is 00:09:01 I can say what I've done, like jerking in a church or you know, church church. I have gotten judged so much today. For what? So I'm streamer talking about peeing and like how IP, because everyone has a bathroom ritual and you know, like when you have some strable it's left when peeing, I tend to grab the taint and then.

Starting point is 00:09:24 Oh, you let that detail out completely. That was the old detail. And then Trevor said that for some reason he was looking up the science behind it and that's where the new tubes are. So that's worth it. Stop, you're gonna make bliss. So then you take it and then you like,

Starting point is 00:09:39 how to tap the... I am literally ripped up right now, please show. Guys, let's hold our hands. Well. I'm gonna hit her with a finger. Yeah, I'll also stick your fingers. I just jerked off the jerk, sorry. Wait, so what do you mean you tap it with what? Like your finger. Like a mic.

Starting point is 00:09:57 Do you like, like, my check, my check. Do you know who your good just? Yeah, it's between the ball, second, the butthole. Yeah, you just tap it. You just like, yeah, it's so weird. It's so weird, tap it. No, we don't. I'm so, we're gonna keep it going

Starting point is 00:10:10 because that wasn't the weirdest thing. Cause I'm not back to them up on that. But then Trevor started talking about like wiping your ass standing or sitting. No. I was explaining how I do the split, the difference was like, I used to be a standard

Starting point is 00:10:21 and then somebody was like, then she closed up, like a messy. So now I stand and squat. You gotta get that. So like right, like at a squat. Like at a grass. Yes, because I, cause with me, I've always, I'd never wanted my hand to touch the water in the bowl.

Starting point is 00:10:35 So I'm like, I gotta get up. Why are you going that way? I'm not gonna let that low. You have it. The water is low. No, see, you're thinking about the water of now, the water in the 90s and Trevor backed me up on this, it was a lot higher.

Starting point is 00:10:47 And also, I'm caked up. So, also consider how much math I have when you're like, I don't know. No, okay, when you stood up, that's why I was like, you're too caked up to stand up. Right, but in speaking of the anatomy, you're standing while pissing, you, you're, no, I don't, stand the whole time.

Starting point is 00:11:03 It's when it's time after the shitting You and you it's time to wipe the ass. I stand up in a squat with my butt cheeks not touch And wiped up so the guy in the the next door He's looking at like because in America we have like this much of the cover yeah, you know covering up So then they're just seeing your bare ass squatting down, digging out some mud. What are you doing? He's not squatting down.

Starting point is 00:11:30 He's squatting over the toilet. He's not squatting over the toilet. He's not like doing, yeah, he's not going to ask to grass. Yeah, yeah. I thought you were like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're No, no, no. I'd stand up, but I don't stand all the way up,

Starting point is 00:11:46 so my ass cheeks close. But going back to the touching the taint thing, while you're standing, you've got big squatting legs, so you would have to then spread your legs, because mine touch naturally. I feel like you're about to do something which is what I'm trying to specifically shame blizz for. I wipe back, so there's nothing in the way for me. I feel like you're about to do something which is what I'm trying to specifically shame blizz for.

Starting point is 00:12:05 Okay. I wipe back. So there's nothing in the way for me. No, you wouldn't. Tyler. Go forward. You wouldn't, huh? I wouldn't.

Starting point is 00:12:13 You wouldn't, huh? So ask what blizz. I have a question. I don't know. Sorry. You got dirty balls. Professor? Professor, I would like to take a stage on this one.

Starting point is 00:12:24 So what I do and how I've been wiping, I just open my legs, I go under from back to back. How? How? I'm not a whole. Okay, so I, okay, last year on my podcast, we talked about this, so I saw a community, and actually I think I talked about this last week.

Starting point is 00:12:39 This is playing operation every time he takes a shit. What do you mean, not to hit that art? Trying not to let the shit paper touch your balls. I don't understand how men will, because women can't do that. You can't see that. You can see that. You can see that.

Starting point is 00:12:54 But the fact that, what if we get shit on your balls? That's exactly why. I usually, I'm pooping before a shower. So I could just wipe my, or wash my ass. That is a good time. We can time you a boobing. I'm pooping before a shower. So I could just wipe my or wash my ass. That is a good time, you can time your boob. Oh, no. Well, not like time my boob. I'll just like hold my boob until I go.

Starting point is 00:13:12 So you're just like, oh, I shit, guess I have to shower now. No. Dude, you guys, I saw you shit at work. I don't have dirty balls, my balls. You got dirty balls. Apparently he cleans it off. I clean my balls, but that is so wild. I thought this was a safe thing.

Starting point is 00:13:28 It's just like, like God provided you these two cheeks and like a lane for which you to wipe like from the front to the back. And it's that's just the dirty lane and then you take your time to clean that off. But then if you're doing that, you're running into a roadblock every time. You're running into your ball.

Starting point is 00:13:44 That's what I was saying. That's what I was saying. That's time, you're running into your balls. That's what I was saying. It's playing the operation. Because there's a natural end to your cheeks. Yeah, it doesn't go to the balls. I'm confused on how it's getting to the balls. What kind of shit's you have? Perfect, clean, smooth, white nose. I mean, I'm fibrous.

Starting point is 00:13:58 So you're just saying you wipe drop. That's not the bosso. Because now, now I'm starting to see the math and it makes me even more upset. Because you're saying you white drop You white you wipe drop with white drop. You mean you white the reason you're like I'm not dealing with my balls is because after you're done and wiping you let it go You don't look at your shit So you can have oh my god you might be dead you might be dead you would know you might be dead

Starting point is 00:14:22 No, what might be dead sometimes I know you might be dead. No, well, what I might be dead. Sometimes I do look at it, but I'm just dead just in case you didn't I'm not beating these allegations Like I got to see what's going on with my body and like sometimes you're like, oops I just ate a little bit too much red velvet cake. It's all good I Bottom but like you know I like how novel I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

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Starting point is 00:15:18 Oh, why he's it though. Oh, yeah, water it doesn't have that all Yeah, the bowl the bidet or it's the toilet seat itself. Oh, see I'm poor I got like a $50 one that you got the tissue not the tissue. It's even cheap Reckon's it like a while. Why is this clean? Does it just It's a super soker No, it's got it's got it's got it's got the rear setting, it's got the feminine setting. It's got the self cleaning. Okay.

Starting point is 00:15:49 And then it's got a power gauge and a heat gauge. Yeah, turbo. So you go, it goes from cold to hot and then you pull it out for how much pressure you want. I was a little bit afraid of, yeah. The big thing, okay, no, also a Tushie, no, you should be afraid of it Tushie. I had a Tushie before that. And the first time I used it, I felt, I was like, oh, I'm like of the banana. Also, Tushy, no, you should be afraid of it Tushy. I had a Tushy before that. And the first time I used it, I felt, I was like, oh, I'm like a water fountain

Starting point is 00:16:09 because that just went straight through. Yeah, it went through me. It's powerful. Oh yeah, no, no, yeah, Tushy will make you, you know, yeah, yeah, it's definitely, if you should bottom again, a Tushy would be the way to go. It's gonna get in there.

Starting point is 00:16:23 It's gonna break past. I'm up second. Both speakers. I'm both spinked. I put my other one to the test and I ended up breaking it. I'm not sure how I tried fixing it, but like I just realized I was just like touching this thing that was covered in like matter. I replaced it and the one that I have now

Starting point is 00:16:38 is far less powerful and it really upsets me. It's just not doing it the same. The cold water scares me a lot. No, it's because it's very cold. Yeah, it's probably going to summer day. If I were to bottom it. Someone in chat made a good point, which is that we haven't introduced the podcast

Starting point is 00:16:54 or said who we are. What are you talking about? I said this is our TV like 10 minutes ago. Oh, yeah, we did say it. And then I said it. And then he also said it. Okay, do we say who we are though? Oh, because I think we just said we're blessed. I'm grief. If you want to way.

Starting point is 00:17:09 Blaine Gibson. Lesbair. And I'm making the podcast unwatchable. Well, this is, no, no, no, it's okay. Because you brought the drywall. I did, yeah, we got drywall here. So see, that's what happened is how we got messed up. We did, I'm like, I'm like,

Starting point is 00:17:25 and then you said, I'm watchable thing. But we didn't say our netizens. It's like those movies where it starts, and then the title sequence comes way, like drive my car. I don't know if you saw drive my car. They was holding on to that title sequence.

Starting point is 00:17:40 Yeah, this is the Assassin's Creed Odyssey of podcast. Oh, does it take a while? It takes like 30 minutes until you get the fucking thing you have to like you meet a kid and then you meet a man And then you got to do a thing and then it's like I'm gonna leave the air. Well, here's the here's the thing that I hate That should always gets me. I'm always like that. Oh, that's just tight The game as officially the game wasn't started yet and that would have started. What's the third option? It's bliss wrong. Yes, no Oh, no, this is our third this is our third. The third. He's bottom What I

Starting point is 00:18:16 Know I can't defend myself. I'm the bottom of these allegations. I support. They're not allegations that they're real. I support bottoms There's nothing wrong bottom right. Yeah, obviously, but you know, I'm I feel like I'm a top The fact that you said I feel like is what kind of like I'm more of a top if more of so yeah like a switch I verse verse. Okay, sorry. I'm mixing up kinks I mean both If you're gay I feel like you amazing power bottom. But I'm zee that's the thing. That's how I get you. I think about this a lot. If I was gay, a lot of people would be like, damn, this dude must bottom. Look at that fat ass. That's

Starting point is 00:19:00 what I use now. Your thighs. Powerful thighs. Well, just know what works in the other way too. Like what I do, I was thinking about this when I was like giving back shots the other day is like I use my ass like a pendulum. The weight of my ass just comes in. It's like, oh yeah. And I was like, oh, okay, that's, there's something.

Starting point is 00:19:20 It's never a disappointment like having a feeling of a heavy thing. I can't believe people don't think us. This is great. This is happy Monday guys. Happy my happy, you know, oops, all black streams. Well, you know, we play. And we're all African Americans and Mark. We got Mark. He's rocking with us. I would take take planes of the cookout with me. Yeah, you can come bring to the cookout

Starting point is 00:19:52 Probably beverages just to play it safe because I don't know that's that's safe Ice is always welcome. Yeah, I've had like X's who was like oh my make potato salad like X's who was like, oh my, make potato salad. No, you ain't. I don't know if you can play this game, baby girl, because these are very outspoken Louisiana bread black women. And they will tell you, like it was funny. I was like, you know when your parents call you

Starting point is 00:20:20 and they're like, are you by yourself? It's because you know, you about to hear some shit. And I was like, yo, yeah, I'm in the room with Emily. She's like, she could hear. And then after we got done, I was like, that's a big moment. That's a big moment. And she didn't tell me to leave the room. Oh, you're in here.

Starting point is 00:20:32 That's, she trusts you. I feel that. It's good. When I knew my girlfriend made it with my homophobic Southern mother, I was on the phone with her. And then when I was saying goodbye, she was like, oh, tell a pillar, I said hi.

Starting point is 00:20:44 And I was like, it's a toll pillar said hi. And I was like, I want to go. Oh, yeah, okay. I had it where we were going to Thanksgiving dinner and the mom was like, yeah, I made a reservation for four. And I was like, oh, so who's the fourth? She's like, oh, you can bring your partner. And I was like, hmm, okay. See, I feel like my girlfriend's speed ran it though

Starting point is 00:21:02 because I think it was the second or third time she met my family and she stayed for a while but she made tamales and my mom loves Mexican food. So my thing was like so that was like XP junk boost and then this like that's the rare candy. That's the reason she was the one who came out with me. The next time she came, the extended family was there. She watched all the kids, and like entertained the kids and tired them out.

Starting point is 00:21:32 So now all of my, like, I went home last time and my little cousins didn't remember me, but they remembered her and we were like, where is she? Cause they don't remember my name, but they remembered her name and they know that we came together. And they were like, oh, where's she at?

Starting point is 00:21:46 And I was like, she's at home, and they were like, oh, okay. Okay, I'm leaving. I had an ex-girlfriend who walked on my niece's nephew, and then there where she was, what? She was out. That's crazy.

Starting point is 00:21:56 How did they, oh, the child? We were on a camping trip. Oh my God. And she just, it just didn't go well, and she got, she lost her patience with the kids. It's a child. It's a child.

Starting point is 00:22:08 You got to treat her. They're going to ask questions they're interested in your life and she was not very nice to them. That's good. From that point, it was like my dad to my family. Oh, well, here's the thing. As the parent, kids are annoying as fuck, but you got to hide that annoyance. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:22:21 Because it is like there's just this like hyperfixation and redundancy and in-kids. Yeah. And so they want to do the same thing 97 times. Well, and that's what's so interesting when I date people because it's like since I have a kid, it's like, yeah, you know, when you, this is the next test is like, let's see. And honestly, a lot of my partners, I'm like, damn, you mourned to this to me.

Starting point is 00:22:48 You over here thinking of activities, you know? I'm waiting, like my proud moment was my daughter got into Roblox. I'm like, yeah, now you're probably a gamer. That'd be a fucking gamer. I'm gonna tell you how to shit on these kids and Roblox. I'm hyped, I cannot wait. She's about to get so on these kids. I'm hyped. I cannot wait.

Starting point is 00:23:06 She's about to get so many robux. Oh my God. Because you remember you always had that rich kid you went up against. We were talking about magic, the gathering, and you go in the stream. And those punk ass kids who could buy all the booster packs, who can buy all the shit.

Starting point is 00:23:21 And I'm over here, just putting the shoe string deck together. And I didn't understand what a meta was, you know, like, and you go against, and I would go to tune planet in the Stonewood Mall in Downey. And it would be these grown ass men, and it was definitely the black anime guy, you knew Nappy Hair, Hawaiian Vegeta shirt. No line, I shoulda, and I shoulda.

Starting point is 00:23:42 And I shoulda. No line, I shoulda. Hair line cooked. I shoulda known that I was gonna lose, but for some reason, I wasted $5 to enter this tournament. And luckily, the G, I don't think he's still there because I don't think the two plays are there. But he used to give me in the homies who were still in high school like the promo cards anyway, because he's like,

Starting point is 00:24:01 y'all never gonna win. Y'all never. Like y'all don't have a deck. You know, you got, you know, he's like, y'all never going to win. Yeah. Y'all don't have a deck. You know, you got, you know, you just like, what the fuck? You know, going there and stare at Exodia. You know, I need Exodia. So basically I want my kid to be that kid.

Starting point is 00:24:14 Like, I'm about to, I'm about to fucking buy her a, like, magic the gathering, like, T, you know, like, grand final deck. It's like, go ahead and take this to school. Let me show you how to to what a win condition is. I want to be a part of a PTA so bad. Ooh, you think you can just do that. Well, no, I don't have PTA like,

Starting point is 00:24:33 a couple of PTA, you don't have to be a parent. You can go. No, but I think it'd be funnier having a kid. You could pretend. Because I want to be head of PTA. You could lie. I'm not gonna lie about that. I'm not gonna lie.

Starting point is 00:24:44 It's like I'm a someone, I'm a special issue. I'm someone's gonna know. But yeah. You just point. I could, and they're gonna lie about that. I'm not gonna lie. It's like I'm a someone, Alex is actually, I'm someone's gonna know. Someone's gonna know. He's pointed a kid. No. You have a white partner, point at any kid.

Starting point is 00:24:51 No, that's not how that works, but I wanna be like that, like sassy owner of the PTA meeting, that's like no, Sharon, you can't bring your dry ass cookies to the bake sale or anything like that. You wanna be a problem. I wanna be a problem.

Starting point is 00:25:04 Well, yeah. Yeah. I feel like I wanna run for one of those, anything like that. You want to be a problem. I want to be a problem. Well, yeah. Yeah. I feel like I want to run for one of those like things that people vote for that they don't research beforehand. Oh, like a deep cut local office, where it's like, you know, like, can it shea, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:25:18 Actually, a railroad commissioner is a very important role. Park fountain comptroller. Exactly. I want to run to like comptroller, whether it's fuck that is. Yeah. Well, yeah, a lot of people sneak in. The park, you end up to like comptroller, whether it's fuck that is. Yeah. A lot of people sneak in.

Starting point is 00:25:26 Department of park treasury. You would end up having so many responsibilities that you probably just don't know. No, it's probably going to be worth the move. That could happen. That's what it's going to happen. You're fine. Yeah, but like for any public office,

Starting point is 00:25:39 all I'm doing is pushing forward my agenda, which we all know is trains. Oh, okay. We all set the same thing. Yeah, we did. We did day and train. We did train? I said trains.

Starting point is 00:25:50 Okay, all right. All I believe in this public transit. Oh, you mean, I thought you were just out of hasten for trains. No, like public transit, like trains and public embusses. Oh, okay. Like, my plans.

Starting point is 00:26:00 Why someone went to New York and was writing the subway clicked and I was like, oh, this is what life could be like. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I thought I used to think I love Boston and I realized I just love a robust public transportation system and that fucking hate Boston. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, I mean, Boston. Yeah. That's the dark souls for black people. Yeah, packs. You go to you go to Boston boy. Even the Boston just for packs. I. That's in March, right? What's up? We want to go to Boston boy. Oh, just for packs. I

Starting point is 00:26:27 That's in March right what's up? We want to go to the pack. I met F. Yeah, yeah, we met facts my my girlfriend. She's from Massachusetts That sucks and that's really make way people yeah, she was saying she's like yeah, she's like I'm from Boston I don't know yeah because you know, you know, they think about I think the next worst place is gonna be Philly all through batteries as Santa. No, God. You know, if I'm ranking it, you know. I would say my first convention was Paxies and I was trying to run into you and Fiona. It was like the first time, I remember FaceTime

Starting point is 00:26:59 and like Gabe James was being like, where are you trying to like hang out with him? That was so good. He's always up to no good. You know what I mean with? He's always up to no good. You know what I mean? I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, like, 20 times. So you know what?

Starting point is 00:27:10 If he's probably been available once. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if he's been someone at RTX said it's hard being an iffy fan sometimes because you never know where he's going to show up. Yeah. Look, I'm going to be anywhere.

Starting point is 00:27:22 Well, for me, it's in my podcast feed randomly. Yeah. Well Well you were saying You're asking about fields. You don't know about field. I'm Assuming it's an app, right? It sounds like a burner pill. Yeah, it's an app But it's specifically for a lot of people who are like, you know, it's very kink forward and like ethnicly Nominogamous type bits. Okay. Let's see other site for was a, let's see, other side for about the main one. Open? No, let's look at the old school website.

Starting point is 00:27:48 Oh, you're thinking about Fet Life? Yeah, that's all, that's a life. Yeah, I thought that was a complot. I'm still on Fet Life. I'm learning some of them right now. But like, my name is Nuts. It's Nuts, what is it? It's Nuts, what is it?

Starting point is 00:28:00 What is it? Yeah, but yeah, Fet Life is, it looks the same it did 10 years ago. Yeah, it's like a BBS. I mean I want somebody to really revamp that whole What puts the old over that it's a bigger pool or it's just an app and I feel like what I would if I was mayor of Fett life, they have the discover area and there's no way to kind of make it They have the discover area and there's no way to kind of make it relevant to where you actually live So I'm just seeing like some one in like you know Ontario looking real hot and I'm like that's Never gonna get that you know, where's like field. It's like based on your location

Starting point is 00:28:36 It's specifically dating site and it's like very you know For cuz people are just like laying it all out like this is what I want like I'm just like imagining a grinder Yeah, it's it's kind with a little bit more tact. I mean, so then I was gonna say, do they have like specifications for what your pictures can be? Like you can't be nude. Is there an app for that that you can't do that?

Starting point is 00:29:00 No, because the reason you can't post whole. No, you can't. So the reason you'll never be like post whole or nothing on those apps is because Apple will just kick you off. Oh yeah, like, like, like, and the reason for that, whom now we're getting in a mind chinda is because they're like, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so very rarely it'll come up like in a mainstream, but like there is actively like these weird Christian groups

Starting point is 00:29:27 who are like combating porn. Like they like it sounds like porn exists more than it ever does, but there are these Christianers that are like actively trying to fight. And they're using the whole like save the children rhetoric. And so they what they do is whenever they talk about like sex trafficking and stuff, they use that to be like Well, you don't know who's on this stuff and you don't know this which is which will then

Starting point is 00:29:49 Cause like all these sites to have to make sure they verify which is like in a way good But like it's but they don't want that they want to just topple it So what they did and the whole reason only fans almost went no porn is because those people went after like mastercard Yeah, and and only fans almost went no porn is because those people went after like mastercard. And almost got them to budge and pull out of every sex. So in preparation for that, only fans was like, we don't do porn anymore. So it wasn't just that. It was like these weird, you know, Christians who are just.

Starting point is 00:30:19 Is that why if you want to follow like a horny artist on Patreon, you can't search them on Patreon? Yes, because all these sites will get hit with this weird. It's it was a it was a it was a legislation It happened in like 20 yeah, I know what you're talking about it's like Sesta and foster yeah, yeah, so yeah, it's stuff like that and so like you know What's real nefarious is like when you read it and see it on paper, you're like, oh, okay, yeah, I do want to protect people against sex trafficking and all this.

Starting point is 00:30:49 But then you realize it doesn't. Yeah, it does. It does it. And that's the fact, just a general political tip, just always, anytime there is a law that even if you're like this sounds like something I'm into, look at who's behind it. Because that'll tell you everything you need to know about it. So if it's all like, you know, like, oh, we're gonna give money to this

Starting point is 00:31:08 organization, but it's like an organization that has nothing to do with that, then they're probably gonna be able to funnel that money into their bullshit. Yeah. It's really wild because it's so blatant, but no one looks at it because it's in that thick thick block. Yeah, but all the laws, and then you have to come in. I don't wait. Yeah. It's double space. Yeah, it's double. No, no, it's not.

Starting point is 00:31:31 It's the opposite of the double space. No, no, no, no, when you turn to the thing, it has to be double space. Oh, yeah. I would say like also just continue to support sex workers, especially sex workers who create content online, because they are valid content creators. And I'm tired of people constantly shitting on people about it.

Starting point is 00:31:48 Well, I mean, look, you know, I was reading Bill hooks on the plane, so that's why I'm so activated right now. Stop trying to recruit on the podcast. Yeah, hell is going on. He's trying to get, he's trying to get sound clips through his fucking field profile. But no, like, you know, it all comes from like, when you really look at all those people like, who are like yelling about like all these e-bots,

Starting point is 00:32:13 and a lot of times it is like frustrated people, because content creating is frustrating. And it seems, and like, you know, Twitch as a platform was hard to build off of, because when you have a platform whose directory system shows the people with the most viewers first and less viewers last, it's going to be hard to get any type of visibility if you don't have anything to keep you floated up there, which is why playing niche games and stuff is what makes you stand out.

Starting point is 00:32:38 So if you're frustrated by this platform and you're a male and then you see some like a hot woman getting all these follows and you're, you know, you see some, like a hot woman getting all these follows and you're, you know, your Neanderthal brain is like, it must be easier and if I was that hot, I'm a boomed. Yeah, and then you go and like, I've seen like, you know, some of the content aren't only fans, I was like, this is, I'm gonna steal some of this

Starting point is 00:33:00 for my stream, you know, because like, you were thinking of innovative ways to get those views, like the whole thing of being like like, like, genius, like, yo, here's, if this gets X amount of retweets, I'm going to show my boobs, like that's genius. Then you get all these retweets, everyone who sees it is going to come through, you're going to get like some type of retention from that. Yeah. Those people are going gonna go and spend money. Like that's what they're doing.

Starting point is 00:33:28 It's not just the boobs that's marketing. And you are just posting the same going live tweet that's drowning in the same shit. You're not connecting with any of your peers. You're not posting anywhere. You're not like, you are sticking to one thing. I can't find a single clip of what you do. Every time this is something I do personally,

Starting point is 00:33:45 every time I see somebody complain, I go to their page and I see. And then I, when times out of 10, their content is boring, or they're not even promoting their content, you scroll, they're sitting up there, yelling about women. I know what you think about women

Starting point is 00:34:00 more than I know what game you scream. Yeah. You know, it's like you're not doing any of the work because you feel like you need to just press play and everything comes to you. It's, and I see like so many levels of it because it's just the same thing that you see in Hollywood where you have people who move to LA and they're like, I'm here. This is, this is what we've discovered. I did it.

Starting point is 00:34:23 I'm 80% the way there Let's go. I was like and I only had that realization like I think like one year into it because I grew up in LA Oh, and yeah, yeah, I grew up in LA I was in Compton and then I was in Long Beach that came to LA when I started doing comedy I went to LA proper and the one day it hit me I was like oh I Have this like grind mentality because like I'm already here, but I was like, the work it takes to move to somewhere else. Like that's a lot of work. So like the idea of having to work more than that

Starting point is 00:34:54 is exhausting, but you do. Like that is just the first step. And it's just a lot of thing. I think it's just when it all comes down to, it's shit is hard. And when you see somebody doing well, it's easier to make an excuse of why they're doing well instead of looking inside

Starting point is 00:35:10 and seeing why you should be doing better. Also being a streamer on Twitch or whatever platform you're on, you are supposed to be discoverable in other places. That's how you become discoverable on Twitch, like putting out YouTube videos or stuff like that. This is the same, it's the same thing as an only fans video. Like you're getting viewers, you're getting people

Starting point is 00:35:28 that are supporting you and like, you know, in the long term, helping your career. So like, why are we getting mad about it? Just because you're not securing your bag, that's not gonna get so much. Well, it's like the same thing as like when people are like, well, it's easier for you, because it's for immediate action.

Starting point is 00:35:43 It's like not really. Well, that's, I'd be like, it's like, it's like the same thing as like, oh, it's easier for you because it's for me to have action. It's like not really. Well, that's, I'd be like, it's like, it's like, it's like the same thing as like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it But still clicking through is subscribing. It's like a 50 50 is like, are you going to say 50 50 call me a whore subscribe or 50 50 call me a whore and leave? That's like, yeah. Yeah. And also like I feel like the affirmative action thing is so funny because like you just never know. Like I

Starting point is 00:36:16 remember one person hit me up. Um, it was like, Hey, you know, um, I know you're right or in my buddies looking into like diversity program. So I figured you would know since you got it. And I was like, no, actually, no, I got. I got assumptions. Yeah. And I was like, no, I got, I never like, like CBS showcase passed on me. All the showcases passed on me.

Starting point is 00:36:37 It really was just grinding and not giving up. And then luckily still being, because I think it's like, there are many pathways and just because one's closed doesn't mean it's done Yeah, but it's but it is like a lot of work because like we're all like when you think about it Especially like some of the elders in here, you know I've got to see like the growth of like these media things I remember when I was downloading red versus blue From just the internet because YouTube wasn't a thing yet.

Starting point is 00:37:07 And then you had to, then you had Google video and then the Google realized it sucked and bought YouTube. YouTube was bought by Google because they're shit sucked. Like that was, I remember right around when people started figuring out that you can talk to the camera to create content. And that's usually how it's pioneered. It's pioneered by innovators who are like,

Starting point is 00:37:28 what is a way that I can use this to promote myself? And it was the same thing with TikTok. You had a bunch of people being like, why am I gonna go on TikTok, a bunch of all these comedians refuse to get them TikTok. You go on TikTok, how many standup clips is on there? Me, a billion. Because like someone figured out like,

Starting point is 00:37:45 oh, this is another way to see me. But it's marketing and we're in a generation where there's just an oversaturation of media. So like you have to use every tool. So it's not because that person with big honkers is still in your views, because I can guarantee you, it's someone who wanna look at some big-ass titties, they don't wanna look at your face.

Starting point is 00:38:07 Like, that is not the same. You don't even have the same clientele. It's not the same audience, you know? You got to look from the same bucket. Yeah, why do you want that audience? Yeah, you know, so it is. Or just get titties, do the work. I mean, you do the work, but you know,

Starting point is 00:38:18 you get titties. You got so many people, but like, that is also another thing that we're dealing with because it's like, some of this outrage and stuff isn't even real, you know. It's from this, you know, generation of like clickbait that has turned into hate clicks, where it's like something that riles you up, gets an emotion out of you, gets you angered. So these dudes know for a fact that these women aren't still in their views, but they know that there's a bunch of dudes who think they are because their shit isn't good enough to ground.

Starting point is 00:38:48 So now they're finesse and those dudes to give them clicks, to give them what they want. You give it away what you want because you agree with this person. It's all just very invisible. It's all games because we're all just trying to fight for visibility in a media that's overly saturated. And the only way you can do it is just find interesting ways to stand out. It's not going to be forcing the system to work for you. Even like, you know, some of the shitty things that you have to deal with, some of the systemic things that we have in front of us,

Starting point is 00:39:24 we unfortunately have to like look at, to look at the ways around it. You versus someone that knows a guy's dad? Yeah, you know, it's, but at the end of the day, it's like, it's just, it's what we signed up for because I would much rather be doing that than sitting at a cubicle. I tried it, it sucks. Well, you're, what do you do?

Starting point is 00:39:44 If you do, I, also not trying to shit on you, if you do sit at a cubicle. I tried it, it sucks. Oh, you're wrong. What do you do? If you do, I like also not trying to shit on you, if you do sit at a cubicle because some people do that. There's people who was like, I see what you do. I can never do that. I used to. I can never do. I can never do that. And it's like, there's nothing wrong.

Starting point is 00:39:56 You know, everybody got to be a content creator. You can just do some shit for fun. Yeah. What was your office job? I worked for the LA County Register Recorder. What does that mean? That mean I sold birth death and marriage certificates when people would come to LA County

Starting point is 00:40:10 and I would perform marriages for people. I did over 200 marriages. So you probably did like some of the happiest days and some of the saddest days of people's lives? Oh, and some of the days where you're like, oh, you get in a check. Like, it was like, they were all through there. You saw it.

Starting point is 00:40:22 You saw it. Have you ever married and divorced anyone? No, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you You're like getting me like all garden, give cars to us your way for marrying people. Not at all. You're gonna pay. People try to, people have tipped me like, you know, I was, I like that was when I was starting to do improv and I wanted to do, you know, comedy and acting and so I definitely was like

Starting point is 00:40:57 leaning into the performance of it. And it was great. And when you saw people, you know, kind of have that day, you're like, oh yeah, I want to make this the best it was great. And when you saw people kind of have that day, you're like, oh, yeah, I want to make this the best it can be. I'm just, you know, drop some bars, you know. But yeah, it was really cool. But then I would also do things like, I would go and audit the notary publics who can marry people

Starting point is 00:41:18 to make sure they're doing everything right. So it was real cool, but like, once I got that bug, once I realized, like, oh, Sam, I'm going to be doing UCB racism for gay and do comedy. I was out. My, my was mentally not there. Also, to kind of go back to what you were talking about because that shit was hitting, to be honest. Yeah. It's kind of, it's kind of been cool watching RT evolve to in terms of content. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:41:42 Like, we've been in the game for a, and I'm someone who's new coming in, but I've been recently really enjoying the conversations that we circle around in terms of like identity. Like, we talked about Gaysha all day today on stream, which is really nice, because I know there's a couple of people in the community who also identify as like queer, or this is potentially the first time seeing queer people

Starting point is 00:42:02 of color, like on a stream or on content and RTP and being like, wow, I finally feel seen. Yeah. This is kind of cool. This is kind of pulling me back in. And honestly, I got proof because I opened my DMs to the public this weekend. I got free of summer.

Starting point is 00:42:17 I got free of summer. Yeah. Whole. No decks. What? No whole. It was all. It was all.

Starting point is 00:42:24 Bibs. Hold on, I got you. You're very signal. No, it was all it was all bibs hold on I got you No, it was all people who were like fans of the more candid from streams Yeah, and then being like I really enjoy your streams I like what you bring but then there were some people who were like I am a long-time RT fan Mm-hmm, and I really enjoy like what you bring to the table and it's like damn It sucks because I sometimes I tend to focus on the hate and all the mean comments and shit and I'm like oh shit wait there are people out here who genuinely enjoy what I have and like the jokes I make and the fun that we have on stream or on these podcasts or just content in general so it kind of just like motivated me to keep doing this shit and

Starting point is 00:43:01 like not let the haters win even though I have the charisma of a drywall. I thought it was fucking drywall. You've cruised in drywall and you're a diversity hire. I check many boxes. We all know you're hired because you're beautiful. But it was also my ass. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's the thing, right, is you.

Starting point is 00:43:17 You're seeing this is this is like something that is fairly new to most people. You know, like I said, I was there for the birth of YouTube. So we're seeing these company change and evolve. And you know, it is true. Like you looked at a company. If you were like a young white kid growing up and you looked at a company full of white dudes, you looked up to it. You saw yourself in that and there's nothing wrong with that.

Starting point is 00:43:42 And I think there is a it is scary and shocking when you see some of them go away and then this thick yammed up very handsome, great at given head, black dude who's also polyamorous, who's also ethically nominogmy about that. She's like, you have you need to tell people you're ethically nominogamous, not poly. Well, that means you don't date other people when you're fast. Yeah, she's so huge. She made me start publicly saying, I'm ethically non-monogamous.

Starting point is 00:44:11 Yeah. Oh, so it's like, so you can smash all over town, but if you went on like a romantic getaway, she's like, yeah, yeah. Like a boyfriend. Like a girlfriend's husband. Yeah, you can't, yeah, you can't just have like another relationship. But, you know, you, you know, there's nothing wrong with that. You, you, you, you've built this

Starting point is 00:44:31 connection with these people and you see them go away and this, and you've attached them to this brand and you see these new faces come in. It's very hard to not think like they're stealing it from the thing. And I think that's a normal feeling that halves. But it's what's not normal is lashing out on those people. Like you have to consider that, you know, the person you saw started this company is the person that also is choosing to have it hiring these people.

Starting point is 00:45:01 It's not happening. No one's putting a gun to anyone's head being like, you have to do this. I mean, just look at a lot of, look at a lot of YouTube channels that haven't. You know, I ain't seen no black people at a red letter, let red letter media. They kept it white. Don't, don't give me start. But you know, which like, I'm gonna say some, some stuff they got hit, some, some stuff, some of the things they got, I don't fuck with, but, you know, I, but that's people, that's humans, there's multitudes,

Starting point is 00:45:33 there's things you like, there's things you don't like, and that's fine. I think we've gotten to this heavy tribalistic nature where everything has to be right, and we uphold people to be perfect. And lots of times these people are just people in front of camp. We've got to stop idolizing,

Starting point is 00:45:52 just the people you watch on media, you've got to stop putting them on this pedestal because it makes it impossible for them to make that mistake and then want to learn from that mistake. It's super weird, which is why when I meet people like who I've watched in content before, I'm like, oh, thank you so much for like creating content

Starting point is 00:46:08 and inspiring other people to like also create similar content, but I don't like the terms of liberty a lot of the times because I feel like it puts people on an unfair stance. And then let's say you fuck up one day, I'll say you. But termed you like. I just say the homie majority of the time. And I know I shouldn't sometimes where I'm say you. But termed you like. I just say the homey majority of the time.

Starting point is 00:46:27 And I know I shouldn't sometimes where I'm just like, Oh, those kinds of pair of social ones. It is kind of pair of social, but it's just like, oh yeah, that's a homey or that's a pile or something like that or something like that or something similar. Like, like industry type of thing.

Starting point is 00:46:40 But like I never want to, you know, make someone feel uncomfortable. Like I'm not, I don't wanna say idolizing because I feel like that's just like, you like them. Yeah, I like them. I think they create cool content. You're entertained by the, yeah.

Starting point is 00:46:53 They're entertainers, that's a good word. Entertainer. Entertainer, that's what you said. Yeah, that's a comedy show, an accident. Entertainer. Yeah, what do you do for work? Entertainer, entertainer. I'm an entertainer.

Starting point is 00:47:03 Yeah, man. But yeah, I just, I don't like putting people on the pedestal because that's just unfair. And we're humans other than the day. We're gonna fuck up. And we're gonna learn from our mistakes and take that accountability where we can. Hello, this episode of the Rooster Seat Podcast

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Starting point is 00:50:56 All we are doing is walking through life with what we've been given. And the point of view that we were handed, oh, did I move it too far? Well, what we've been given, the point of view that we were handed. Oh, did I move it too far? Well, what we've been given the point of view that we've had What we've had, you know, you might not say the right thing or do the right things because you might not have had that exposure And you know, there's a lot of talk. I was like you got the whole internet is like, but no, we're not searching all the time You know, we're searching

Starting point is 00:51:23 Our gone wild, you know like that like that's you know, we're searching? Are gone wild? You know, like that's, you know, but like, but no, and more seriously, you know, like, I think we've gotten to this when we're nobody wants to just like take the second to educate. I get there's people who are stubborn and don't want to be educated and then, you know, do what you made then. But I think when we approach, we've had this battle in our heads so many times, we have so many ideas of how people with conflicting ideas are going to treat us that we come to it with that energy, because we've already had that fight because nobody wants to be caught off guard. So then we're just like, ah, you know, like this is how it goes. But it really is, you just gotta try your best. It's super hard and it's something that even I have to work on,

Starting point is 00:52:09 but take things on a case-by-case basis, you know. I am, and I think, you know, just know this, a lot of this applies more to real life than anything. Twitter is fake. If someone's being a shithead on there, there's no reason. You don't owe them shit. You can block them and move it on. You can let them celebrate that you blocked block them and move it on, you can let them celebrate

Starting point is 00:52:25 that you blocked is fine. Like it doesn't matter, you need to protect your peace. You know, you really do. Your peace is gonna last longer from you blocking them than their brief satisfaction at being blocked. Also the declaration, they're like, I'm leaving, this is such shit, it's like, we don't want to cater to that audience anyways, that's the way you're going to act and behave.

Starting point is 00:52:49 And farewell. Yeah, it's on the way. I mean, but like it's always funny because I just truly do. I'm like, what do you want? Like like genuine. Like if you, when you tell me that you're leaving, do you want me to be like, okay, I should cater to you? Or, you know, like, because there's tons of things that I've watched that I've left some, intentionally, some not intentionally, and it's fine, I think it's fine to not like things.

Starting point is 00:53:16 I think it's fine to not like things. Also to be quiet about not liking something. Yeah, but I don't like a lot of stuff. Yeah, oh yeah, I really don't like the raining on parade that people have to do. And that's that internet tribalism again. Because everyone's afraid to be, like it's so funny because at the same time,

Starting point is 00:53:35 we wanna be so individualistic and wanna be our own person, but we're so afraid to be on an island, right? You know, like if you're the only person that dislikes this thing, you're so afraid that maybe you got something wrong or you messed up. But that's totally fine. Like you can totally not like Beyonce Taylor Swift, but you can't tweet it because those fans will come after you because they're crazy and they're crazy. But also your life would have been better if you never tweeted.

Starting point is 00:54:05 I have a fan of both of those people. I don't care. I haven't liked this. Yeah, but well, yeah, I'm not talking about you. No, I just mean like when I see that, I'm just like, bro, she's not gonna fuck you. There's only one way to be sure. You don't have to defend your that much. Yeah, but you know, it's just the general things where, you know, there was a time, I think we've just gotten so obsessed with it, but there was a time where like, there was a, there was the chance that you would be the only person who liked something.

Starting point is 00:54:39 And you just had to do that because the internet wasn't around yet. The internet wasn't as connected yet. So there were there were people who like wanted to play D&D but had no homies to play with. And they just had to. Yeah. Yeah. And you had some people who like like I remember like when I liked anime, you know, and I was getting burned, Naruto discs, because the homie was able to get the dub. And then there were fan, not dub, the subs. Then there were fan subs, so they're adding curse words

Starting point is 00:55:13 that didn't make sense. And you know, you had to, and you had to like, and you just like, you didn't have no one to talk about it with. So you would enjoy it. And then like, we had forums. So then you were so excited that someone else liked what you like. You weren't quizzing nobody.

Starting point is 00:55:29 You were just like, yo, let's talk about this thing cause I finally have what they want. And then now it's gotten so mainstream and big that we turned around. We turned around and like whatever the fuck, OBEWON, Kenobi said, we turned, we leaned into the darkness. We weren't supposed to embrace it.

Starting point is 00:55:46 I didn't watch that one. You know, like, yeah. Yeah, that's what I said. Lean was the same line. He had it, there was, he didn't say the line. Oh, no. But yeah, I kind of get that,

Starting point is 00:55:59 I mean, growing up for me personally, I have constantly had to battle what my blackness is because of the things I was interested in, like anime or I was a huge like emo kid, but like I was punk. So like I loved Paramore, my chemical romance, stuff like that, but people constantly saying like, I know what's the, because you like this music, you're white.

Starting point is 00:56:20 Yeah, I'm like, first of all Paramore's block. Yeah, it was an article. You know, it was just black for someone. Did you see your clip box. She used one of ours. So she used to date Danny Brown, which is. One of ours. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:56:32 So we'll take, we'll take her. We'll take Hayley Williams and Hillary Duff. Thank you. And what they do say, they'll be all and appreciate her like we do. Yeah, we appreciate Hillary Duff. How do you see that in that dress? Take that.

Starting point is 00:56:44 What was that country singer that was picked up that everybody found out about? What? She was on TikTok and she had a guitar. Oh, and she, and she was a jewel. No, it was, it's like a newer country person. Oh, recent, recent, and extremely cake. I remember that because it, everyone was shocked. Because it was so funny, because it just let you know the line in the sand for black people in country, because all these black people were like,

Starting point is 00:57:10 wait, what a second, why hold up, hold on one second, hold on, this is what y'all doing over there, come on. This is what y'all doing over there. That's how I feel about like seeing a little Louisiana line dancing video where I'm just like, where'd he at, where'd he at? I wanna go out I'll go there.

Starting point is 00:57:26 Well, that's more talk than hockey, let's go. See, I worked at a Cracker Barrel. So, I worked at a Cracker Barrel, so I ended up knowing country a lot of the time. Who's the cake, the lady? I don't know the cake, the lady. Chat, who's the cake, the lady. Chat knows, but I was just like,

Starting point is 00:57:39 I'll get it, come on. This is a ruby shirt, thank you. Is it a ruby shirt? But I would listen to Josh Turner, Dolly Parton, and I forgot who else, but then I like Casey Musgrave too, but she's like a pop country. Yeah, she's like, yeah, she's like a, if Taylor Swift kept making country music.

Starting point is 00:57:56 Yeah, basically, yeah. If he's on the case, he's looking up the case. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, who's the cake dumb country stuff? Cake the, uh, country lady TikTok. Specifically funnel cake. Probably. Yeah. That's what the country for a funnel cake, country's that cake that country lady ticked specifically funnel cake yeah that's what that is a country for a funnel cake she's got yeah anyways it is a Laney Wilson Laney Wilson she's a she's a

Starting point is 00:58:16 the class Tyler can you put Laney Wilson up oh my god Laney Wilson. Go ahead everyone. She shops it right now. Don't dream music isn't ready for any of this. She shops it. She's a fashion of a babe. That's a... Damn.

Starting point is 00:58:40 What are we talking about? We've just been vibing this entire time that I forgot that I was like, oh, we're on a podcast right now. Yeah. Just like all the fucking shared experience and shit. Tell me about your blackness. Yeah. What about it? What do you say this is blackness?

Starting point is 00:58:55 What do you want to know? Where'd you grow up? North Dallas. Ooh, so you've been a Texas boy your whole life? Well, Oklahoma originally in the 16th. Really? Oh, that's so fancy. You know what I was sorry, I's so fancy. No, I hate football. My dad's a football coach. Really? So is that why you hate football? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:59:12 He was a bit around in my entire life. I was one of those people who was like, you need to play some football and you need to get on that. You just played football, didn't you? I did play football. And it was like, you know, I did it more because of my dad. And I recognized at a young age that the time that I was getting with my father on the football field in practice in the classroom was time that other kids that they didn't get it.

Starting point is 00:59:32 And I valued that. And even if I didn't like playing football, I held out for him because I knew that like, he was getting a lot from being around me in the classroom and in on the football field. So I just did it from my dad. Oh, that's sweet. So I was doing my mom, you know, like, I had less of a choice than that one, but she was So I just did it from my dad. Oh, that's sweet. So I was saying to my mom,

Starting point is 00:59:45 I had less of a choice than that one, but she was like an elementary school teacher at my school. And yeah, it's just like years with my parents that nobody else got that I got. That's nice. No. On the field, in the classroom.

Starting point is 00:59:55 Yeah, that's the reason why I kept going to church, because of my mom. I'm like, I'm like, I'm not. To hang out with your mom. Yeah, to hang out with my mom, and she was very passionate about it, but I wasn't, she had like this whole reputation that I wanted to like, you know, really help with that.

Starting point is 01:00:08 But at some point in your life, and like I said to me, in some point of my life, I realized that I didn't owe anyone in the obligation to be a certain way. Sure, yeah. So I was just like, I don't have to go to church. I can be bisexual if I want to be bisexual and I can go party and not go to church on that Sunday

Starting point is 01:00:25 I'm wearing hungover and live my best fucking life Are you hungover in church? Yeah, so I was hungover in church. I was stoned in church. That's pretty natural Okay It was one day We all lied to each other because you smoked weeks you're hungover than we Yeah, I've been hungover Yeah, but I haven't yeah, I haven't jerked it in church.

Starting point is 01:00:46 I feel like there's someone out there that's gonna. Where do we land on that pole? I'll read the comments. I'll read the comments later in this pod episode. And just say if you, no, don't say that. You ever just have a thought you're like, immediately? No. Let me not make the mods job super hard here

Starting point is 01:01:05 because I already do that no no wait so what is everyone I guess I'm excited for like black heritage mom it's a lot this is the second thing that we've done this one I think the first thing was the, you know, well no team friendly fire and Jeff, they did a stream GTA stream last week. I think that was the first thing we did. And this is the second, and then we recorded something on the Friday.

Starting point is 01:01:34 And we record something and then, it's, I'll be honest, like the last time we did, or the last time I was here was, sorry, last time I was here for like a Heritage Month, was, it was fine. It was like all one long live stream. Now this is like kind of separated into multiple things. I like it more. Yeah. Taking all the resources and scanning them throughout. Yeah. Not just one concentrated thing. Yeah, we're taking all the resources from the white man. Yeah, we're surprised. We're

Starting point is 01:01:57 don't scare people with it throughout the month. So letting them know where it is at one place. We're black. Yeah. That's a don't scare from those people. Yeah. Yeah. Look, I thought it was. When I show up at an interview and they see my name on the paper and they see me, they're like, that's the final of having a pseudonym, kind of, but also it's like it's hard having a pseudonym.

Starting point is 01:02:19 But your government name. My government name. You have a black exploitation film main character government name. Oh yeah, 100 percent of funding. But like to fall under blizz is very funny. Yeah, good white snow. Yeah, when we, well that's the whole thing too, is why I'm blizz bear, you would think I'm like a white bear.

Starting point is 01:02:41 A white bear. Yeah. When instead I'm just like a black twin. Yeah. So it's kind of funny there. But anytime we go out to When instead I'm just like a black twink. Yeah. So it's kind of funny there. But anytime we go out to get food or something, I put my name under my name. Yeah, this covers this good day because it's like,

Starting point is 01:02:50 wait, what do you put down for that? Oh, it's so like, it's not that I don't want people to know who I am. It's just more of like, I'm never prepared to meet someone. Yeah. Like, like yesterday. Yes, I'm never prepared to meet someone. And I just kind of like freeze up,

Starting point is 01:03:08 I have so much anxiety, it's fine. I just kind of freeze up or I have certain things that I do like during podcasts or during the film stuff that we record or streaming that helps me cope with that. So it's like a little mind check that I do for myself, but when it's unexpected or it isn't planned, I go, hi, and it doesn't mean like don't say hi to me. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:03:29 Like I'm going to figure it out. Yeah, just punch me in the face. Yeah, just like punch me in the face of break guys. Yeah. It's really. Wipe together. Back to front. Yeah.

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Starting point is 01:04:06 You couldn't wait. Yeah. Yeah, let me, let me stall my partner. Yeah. Would you end up getting all your tickets? Yeah. Did you ever realize that you're in the gift part and you would spend $45 on getting coins to play

Starting point is 01:04:18 and then you were getting like a $2 gift in return? I think. You were not finding a $60. I'm really not. I'm really not. Yeah, so my partner had his 29th birthday. And so I wanted to do something big. I've never rented out a space before for friends to come. So I did a Dave and Buster's without a cute.

Starting point is 01:04:36 I had brought a cake and I had food catered and everything. I brought a cake. You brought the cake. I was talking about math. Oh, yeah. We just ate Blaine's ass. Yeah, that's what we have to have the private area. Oh yeah, we just ate Blaine's ass. Yeah, it's fun. That's what we have to have the private area.

Starting point is 01:04:46 It was like the sushi body thing I would do. Yeah, just like laying down. And I was playing ski ball. And I remember just got a lick. Got one lick. But we had fun. It was a lot of gaming. I didn't care about tickets, to be honest with you.

Starting point is 01:05:00 Yeah, no. It was just fun. It was just VK. Oh my god. Neated 4,000 tickets. Jesus. Because she wanted to get a cat lamp. How much would that cat lamp hold on? If I went on Amazon and look for it, 898 Ali Express 173.

Starting point is 01:05:15 Yeah. You wouldn't look. No, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm not looked it up, but I know those. That's what the numbers are. I was doing the math because they had like an OLED switch in there for like, you know, X, 1000. It was a, it was a hundred and 15,000. But I found this one thing, and it was a beer pong thing. I should have told you about it,

Starting point is 01:05:34 but you threw, you threw ping pong balls into these things and I aced it. Like the middle one dunked it right in, and it gave me 500 tickets. And that was the highest yielding Game that I could find oh I just stuck to gambling You have a video about that. Yeah, I was getting either the coin one we dropped the coins and oh yeah pushes the I can't do that. I can't do that because I'm genuinely me and I win on the cruise like a couple of Christians

Starting point is 01:06:00 As I go and me and my dad you probably spent like $200 and quarters playing that game trying to get like a 20 and me and my dad, you probably spent like $200 in quarters playing that game, trying to get like a 20. And we got it. Yeah, but so like with BK, BK really wanted this light lamp. Yeah, her lamp, which might take it. It's valued at $14 by the way, so I'm going.

Starting point is 01:06:15 It's valued at $14. We should all get one. We should all get one. I know the exact one she got to you, but she only had like 3000 or something and I said, oh, you can have all my tickets, I don't care. I have like six. Yeah, but she like crying Yeah, this you cry and this you cry. She was like oh my god Yeah, you don't have like are you not gonna use it? I was like no, I'm focused on making sure

Starting point is 01:06:35 Yeah, the 60 dollars was for me and Nikki to be at one game for 40 minutes trying to knock all the clowns down. Yeah's all I want, that and that connect for game. That was with the money, was I didn't care. I forgot you got tickets actually, because there's no physical tickets anymore. I forgot which tickets. Sucks, because I know it's like better for the earth, but fuck dude.

Starting point is 01:06:56 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot tickets was a thing. It was super cool seeing one kid get like, at that one ticket. Yeah, I wanna be like, I wanna be like, hey, look at the low-leg machine. Didn't you win?

Starting point is 01:07:08 You won big on the coin machine. Which one? No, I won. It was like your story. I filmed it. Yeah. There were all like gather rounds, much of theater kids freaking out.

Starting point is 01:07:16 With those actual quarters where they like start check coins. No, they're fake money. They're like, he'll plow on. That's funny. You want to know how many tickets I got from that tower dropping? Not. 34 tickets. Are you fucking I'm not Hey, hey, Blizz are you fucking me right now? Oh, no, are you fucking me right now? No?

Starting point is 01:07:31 My main thing was like I just wanted everyone in our room together. Yeah, I'm sorry I'm sorry. I'm stuck on that if you either get you all didn't see but it was like a stack of like it was like a like Maybe six in the circle stack like 15. It was like a, like maybe six in the circle stacked like 15. It was like a pint glass. Oh my god, I am so excited. Right now, I think. Or yeah, it should be a minisericum, sorry, right now. That's funny.

Starting point is 01:07:51 But I, what just wanted everyone to be in a room together, and like, I find and stuff, that's all I remember. And we did. It was so fun. Yeah, I had a fun time. It felt like, it felt like having a don't money in a place that you've been in a kid is crazy. Because when I bought, like, I think most of us settled

Starting point is 01:08:07 at like 400 coins. And when I, if I had that as a kid, I would have been like that must be a million dollars. Yeah. But now looking at it, I was like, that's only like 60 bucks. Yeah. Do you do allowance and stuff like that for your daughter? I have it yet.

Starting point is 01:08:22 Most think I was actually considering it because in all about love there's a whole thing where she brings up her friends kid wanting allowance. But I want to wait till she's like able to actually do chores. She's six. She's gonna be seven and man. That's adorable. Yeah, so she's like, you know, so she's, she is almost at the point where she's gonna like want money for things, but like, you know, Gave her, she had a, arm, a field trip and we gave her like 25 bucks.

Starting point is 01:08:56 And she was like, oh, I didn't get the chance to spend it. And I was like, you couldn't give me two bucks. No, I was trying to wait a spin that much. I mean, you can be two coins to rub together at half a coin ready in the day. But like, she was like, okay, so I was like, okay, spin that by the bottom line. You can be two coins to rub together I'd have a coin ready in the day. Yeah, be but like she was like, okay, so I was like, okay, you don't really need it.

Starting point is 01:09:09 And like I said, the most she's gonna want is probably like row bucks and she's like explaining row blocks to me. I was just letting her, I didn't know it would be like, I know all about you. You're like you and gross these here. You're like sift laughing to yourself on the inside. You're making a gamer, yeah. Oh, yeah. I like, I often say and I say, and gross these. You're like sift laughing to yourself on the inside. You're making a gamer. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:09:25 Oh, I like, I often say and I say, I've said it on a bunch of things now. I plan to be the Lavar ball of eSports. I'm going to train my children to be good at eSports and be so insufferable when they're the best. So much so that I fucked them out of like shoe deals and make them leave the Lakers for the younger team because somehow I annoyed up the LeBron James. Yeah, no, yeah, I know. Okay.

Starting point is 01:09:52 Literally, if you thought that the three three songs and Lee and Yeah, yeah, because it's a Lonzo ball, Melo ball, and then there's Lamello ball. Those are games. Which is oh boy, you got lazy. These are some things. You know, I've had them the last one. No, that's so funny, but also, your kind of, your kids kind of gonna go

Starting point is 01:10:10 towards the route of in-game currency and spending money on in-game currency, like Fortnite, V-Box and stuff like that. I don't know if that's scary as a parent. That's terrifying because, at that point, you're not getting a physical thing and I feel like the value is like misconstrued. Like, yeah.

Starting point is 01:10:27 I had a, my niece and nephew did the classic thing where they got into the switch and then they paid like a billion dollars for like Minecraft something. So like, there's like 400 bucks that they wrecked up and like, before they cut them off and then like, I think Nintendo's used to it so they gave them the money back.

Starting point is 01:10:43 But it's like, you don't recognize how much you're spending because you're not getting physical things back. Yeah. It's messy. I don't know, because like, I think like anything, that's why you would do it is so you can train them to think of that. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:10:57 So I was like, you know, there's a lot of like parental controls and stuff. So I think it could be on you to be like, well, you spent this much money so you cannot do it because I think you're right. It is like it is when you have the funds for it. It's very easy to spend too much money online when you don't see the money going. You know, it's maybe when you're like in the post nut clarity and see all the notifications of credit card that say, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.

Starting point is 01:11:29 And then you go and you add it up and you're like, oh, I just spent 200 bucks. It is. If he's in the top 1% of only fans spenders, spenders. Well, that's when that's when you, that's a real humbling moment when you get that notification where you're like, you're in the top 1% of fans. I'm like, oh, no, really? They will tell you. That's a real humbling moment when you get that notification where you're in the top one percent of fans. I'm like, oh, no. Really? They will tell you. That's why we did that.

Starting point is 01:11:48 Why would we do that? You're only spending enough money. But yeah, if you are the person who like spins the most money on a creator, they will say they will be like, you're their top one percent. That's crazy. I'll only get that misplow the fire at. That's always embarrassing. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 01:12:02 You do that to the sonic soundtrack or whatever. Yeah, yeah. You do that did the sonic soundtrack or whatever? Yeah, yeah. For Taylor Swift. I was like, yeah, because I feel like even though the gift is virtual or the gift is physical, it's still the same to me. Yeah. Like I guess I get the nostalgia of a kid or being a kid and like opening a gift and being like, oh my God,

Starting point is 01:12:20 a switcher or a gamekeeper or something like that. But I also feel like it could still be the same with like virtual in-game currency. Yeah. I was like, oh, I can get these cosmetics to put on my avatar and stuff. And I'm always gonna remember when I got that cosmetic stuff like that.

Starting point is 01:12:33 I played MapleStory for seven years and it's been a huge money there. Yeah, oh yeah. So I was a MapleStory guy, that wasn't it. I was Guy on line. Yeah, oh Guy on line. I was M.B. or IMBU. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 01:12:44 There was a game. There was a game. I don't know if anybody, got a you got to be in this age bracket, but sissy fights. Did you ever get into it? What the fuck is this guy? It was all these school girls and you can like design their face and it was a it was a multiplayer kind of game. Is this sounds like this is likegirls was the fighting game? No, no, no, it was turn-based. And it was almost like a, like a, like a,

Starting point is 01:13:13 like a Brock Paper Scissors system. So you can like scratch, slap. But if one person uses a tattle, anyone who does an attack loses health because the teacher comes back. So you can do like a attack on everyone. You're basically trying to be the last person standing. The site.

Starting point is 01:13:30 P.P. Uh-huh. Is it P-D? Yeah, but it's all turn-based. The site's still up if you go to Sissy Fight. But it was like, it was eight-bit school girls and you can design how they looked. And so me and my friends would be,

Starting point is 01:13:43 when we'd be next to each other. And we would like announce when we're gonna tattle because we basically were achieved because we were just gonna like get everyone out. And then we would go against each other when we're the last people standing. Get your money, you're fine. I'm sorry to let everyone out.

Starting point is 01:13:57 You got it, you got a flat on your shoe. You got a what? You got a screw in there, man. A screw in my shoe. Yeah. Oh yeah, you sure did. Oh wow, good thing I'm wearing these aidedch hockers. Yeah, yeah, that would have cooked you.

Starting point is 01:14:07 They like that is a real deal, holy fuck. I can't get that out, that's not real. No, you're gonna need a screwdriver to get that out, dude. That's a screw, yeah. Anyway, a screwdriver. Phillips head medium, medium set, medium. I'm trying to think of like, I don't even know if I've spent anything on like,

Starting point is 01:14:22 maybe some halo stuff. I know I bought a Bruce Campbell on like maybe some halo stuff. I know I like bought a Bruce Campbell Thing on dead by daylight, but I feel like I've never really like bought into digital Skins and contents Battle pass. Yeah, I guess I have okay Yeah, well in the rainbow six siege was a big one for me. Oh, yeah, oh fucking love siege, dude It got to a point where I like had to back out because it just got, there's too many people

Starting point is 01:14:45 in my little group kind of disbanded. Yeah, yeah, and if you're playing with other people it's just so toxic. Cause I love that. It's awful. And it is the most toxic game. I remember there was a kid, we were on all-in-the-voice chat

Starting point is 01:15:00 and there was a teenage sounding kid and he used the N word. And then there was a younger like, elementary school, it was like, we're not supposed to use it. And then he tried to do that like, the difference between, I was like, first of all, that's a Chris Rock bit.

Starting point is 01:15:15 So relax, you're not already, you're not original. And I was like, no, you're doing the right thing kid, this dumb piece of shit. Like I immediately started being toxic to this teenager. I was like, you know better. How you all here trying to infect the youth? But it is like, but yeah, I do like siege.

Starting point is 01:15:32 I tend to lean more on likes. I'll spend more on a game if it was free because I know I didn't pay any money. Yeah. I just buy a lot of cosmetics. Oh. But you know, Destiny's still getting my ass. I ain't even played this expansion and they got the whole deluxe edition box out of me.

Starting point is 01:15:52 Give the jackets. So yeah, it's that, yes, that. And quick, who is now here, both ran me through, ran me through the red to get the jacket. I've been using it while snowboard, nobody will let the snow go. Whoa, it's so like, what's the jacket situation? If you beat it tight, if you want to be like,

Starting point is 01:16:12 if you want to be like, if you want to be like, if you want to be like, if you want to be like, if you want to be like, if you want to be like, if you want to be like, if you want to be like,

Starting point is 01:16:20 if you want to be like, if you want to be like, if you want to be like, if you want to be like, if you want to be like, if you want to be like, if you want to be like, if you want to be like You get a week to complete it, and if you complete, you get a code. You don't get the jack of a free. It's still a expensive jack. Sure.

Starting point is 01:16:28 But you get the rights to purchase the jack. And you get customized. It's valor. More people need to do that. Yeah, I would tell you. It's got as actual valor. Oh yeah, it rocks. I love my jacket.

Starting point is 01:16:39 Like I said, I'll be using it to snowboard. And other nerves will know. Yeah, that's the front of it. Theyboard, and other nerves will know. Yeah, those are the very quick and good at destiny. Not very quick and good. It's the grind. That's all it is. It's the grind. I'm trying to think of anything.

Starting point is 01:16:57 The only thing I could think of is badges on certain websites saying, oh, you're one of the first signups or you know, or you got this special skin because you're one of the first signups or, you know, or like, you got this like special skin because you're like one of the first people to play this. So Valorant has this thing where you can get like little gun buddies, and you can get a Valorant or a riot gun buddy. The keychain thing is that you hang out for guns, yeah. And if you are like a content creator for Valorant or a developer or whatever, you can have one or if you know someone and I know someone, so I'm not really good at Val valorant, but I keep mine on. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 01:17:27 Sometimes when I'm playing against people and I drop my gun, they'll pick it up and they'll go, oh, wait, where'd you get that? Yeah, yeah, and I'm like, I know a guy. Yeah. And that's the best feeling in the world. They finally took my dev badge away in Apex Legends. How come? Because I don't want to break that.

Starting point is 01:17:43 Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, that want to break that. Yeah, that he did. Yeah, I did. He was the ass of the... Who's the asshole that's taking away people's past? Well, because you don't want little shmucks like me running around with a dev badge talking spicy because, you know, but like, yeah, it is cool, but it is funny how quickly it would change from like, oh, you're a dev cool.

Starting point is 01:18:04 I've been having this problem with the game. I're like, oh, you're a dev. Cool. I've been having this problem with the game. I'm like, I had a guy who might slower and story. I don't do any of that stuff. Okay, but when I slide, and if I hit this pixel, it shoots me across the path. You speak to that. You speak to the bug report, buddy.

Starting point is 01:18:20 I don't do that. I've had people leave games, because I don't know. I don't know why. They see your gun, don't go. They see my gun people leave games because I don't know I don't know why they see your gun Don't you see my gun or they'll try to see if I'm like a twitch streamer or something and I'm like I don't want Stream you yours. Yeah, step you try to just yeah Do you think they leave because they think they might be cheating and then they think they could be the Caucus. Yeah, I never streamed out right. It's like a game that I play off stream. Yeah, I keep asking you to keep saying though.

Starting point is 01:18:47 Yeah, because I, it's like my, I don't know, it's my me time stream. There's games that I like play online for people to watch and like experience. Oh, that is very important. It is happening right now. Mine right now is replaying Fallout 4 because it was the real, the real, the real.

Starting point is 01:19:02 Yeah, Emmy, she started doing Fallout four and she would just be like, I like watching you play. And I was like, all right. So we've just been playing kind of like parallel. And it'd be funny because we'll just see each other do things. And like, OK, well, now I don't need to go through what you just did. Yeah. But I never played any of the expansions on four.

Starting point is 01:19:24 So now I'm doing the new yeah Oh, yeah, the nuka the nuka world campaign where it's like a nuka cola Disneyland So yeah, it's so fun. Yeah, first fallout game. So I got the core one and then I was like that was perfect I'm done and I never looked into it. The expansions up there worth it It's I've been having a blast in Nuka World and it's funny because like same thing, it's like, oh, there's more game to be had. I love that game.

Starting point is 01:19:51 And now I'm just min-maxing. Yeah, but that's the $1. That's why I played it. Because I was like, well, I've played Skyrim for six years. I guess I'll do something else. I'm a doomed guy. They do, do, do, right? They do.

Starting point is 01:20:02 Yeah, they do. I think they do. They do, they do. Fucking love, do. Look, I'm from Maryland. I don think they do do it. Yeah, look I'm from Maryland I don't know what but that's isn't Maryland. I thought he said it was Dallas Well, no, but that's the like the studio or am I thinking you know I think you might be thinking of gearbox because Bethesda should be in Maryland Bethesda studios is not Maybe I'm wrong. I'm my tattoo artist in Maryland has tattooed with as the co-workers.

Starting point is 01:20:26 Oh, that's the, maybe they go there for the bit. Like I do. I will take a plane trip just to get a tattoo. I don't care. It's in Maryland. What was I thinking of? There's like one in Dallas or Plano that works on Doom. Anyways, I don't know video games with a shit.

Starting point is 01:20:42 I've been meaning to do a Doom replay because of those. You should. You should do a game. What's the game that you identify the most with? Like, it's like, you are that game. Because I think mine would probably be Doom. I get, like, you mean, overall,

Starting point is 01:20:57 like, if I look you at the entire span of my life, if there's a game that you're like, that was made for me. What would it be? Among us. Among us? I, you're like, that was made for me, what would it be? Among us. Among us? I really, no, hold on. I really enjoy gaslighting in a friendly way

Starting point is 01:21:12 and like lying in this, those weird stuff. I mean, look, hey, sometimes you lie to your friends, but I really enjoy the social game aspect of it. It made me, I've always wanted to be like on a reality TV show, which is why I have a TV tattoo, but it makes me think of like, what if you got your friends in big brother or something like that and like the social game of which one, one of us is alive. Do you watch the challenge, Edel? I watch it. That's actually how embanked me. She was like, I need somebody to watch this show. You know, the classic one. So I watched, we came together on the All Stars,

Starting point is 01:21:49 then, in more ways than one. And then, I went from 30, 30, and now I'm over the world to War of the World's One. I already know the thing about Dee, which is very funny, because I can't wait to see. But I want her so bad anyway. She is. If you, I can change her. I started on dirty 30. Really? And literally that's where I fell in love with Kayla,

Starting point is 01:22:13 yeah, Car Maria, all that. Oh, you like the girl. I was like the girl. I used to. Oh, yeah. I've learned. I've grown up. Thank you.

Starting point is 01:22:21 I just love, I love the innocent horse girl that turns out to be the villain of the game. Yeah Yeah, I want I was so I'm watching this Curran season are you watching the current one? Oh, it's good. It's really remember your MTV Yeah, I got a YouTube TV so you can What's the style of pop the challenges? I'm so unfamiliar about the challenges, you remember really good road rules challenge. So now it's full blown. So it expand the other reality show. So like so big brother. Oh, survivor love Island. If you've done a reality show, you can

Starting point is 01:22:56 marvel across over that. But so it's like physical challenges. So a lot of the people on it are like crossfit heads because it's like wild physical challenges But like stuff you can't even really train for like I'm in the world the world's where they had to swing But they had two trucks driving 50 miles per hour Uh-huh You had to swing to your partner a hand to ring over to transfer it and who you didn't practice No, what's over there? Yeah, what the fuck how did they even come up like this game?

Starting point is 01:23:24 Yeah, it's just not, TJ Lavon runs it of the DMX guy. Okay, yeah. So it's like both on a entertainment competitive level, you're into it, but then the house stuff, they have a thing, they're all staying together. Yeah, they all look at that. That's the reason they call it.

Starting point is 01:23:40 There's a whole thing called, that's fucking horrifying. Politicking is where you hook up with someone so because you know that they're going to be good in the game. Uh huh. And bananas has gotten so many baddies just just being like 40.

Starting point is 01:23:55 Yeah. Yeah. He's killing it. He called me well. He he he celebrates his 40th birthday on this. Currently years has he been. It's got to be like 12 years at

Starting point is 01:24:04 this point. Yeah. Most winning is player. But, it's gotta be like 12 years at this point. Yeah, most winning is player. But that's like taking all the testosterone shit from like the physical challenges back home. Like I bet that is nightmare. There's, and there's like a bunch of veterans in there who have been in the show's previous seasons before there's new people coming in.

Starting point is 01:24:21 There's always that, we have to get all the new people out. Yeah, it is even to us that on like running this entire. So then the new people form an alliance. Yeah, it happens every time. That's gonna happen every time. It happens every time. One of the seasons, the challenge USA, where they got all new people.

Starting point is 01:24:38 Okay, it was all because it was specifically CBS shows. So it's all their shows. It was Love Island. Yeah, I remember. If you got the offer for a season, would you? Oh, within like a, like in a heart, in a heartbeat. Yeah, oh yeah, and he was like, yeah, you have my full permission to fuck up.

Starting point is 01:24:56 If you want that show, I was like, all right. I was like, no, my partner said, do what you need to do. You can make that money. But the money's going directly. What's the money? Like like what's the practical price? Oh, well, million, we're million. Whoa, so it's like, yeah.

Starting point is 01:25:09 He was like, do what you need to do to get that money? Do who you need, but do who you can't come from? But the big thing in dirty 30, that is like the huge thing, is at the very, because dirty 30, it's like people who have vendetta and pass seasons and they're teamed up together. And then at the very end,

Starting point is 01:25:29 they get to decide whether to share the money or to keep it off for themselves. Because while they're doing a team exercise, it's still kind of everyone's still getting their own personal points. So whoever on the team got the most points gets to decide whether they wanna share the money or not. How have they put them in a situation where they can determine that? Well, once at the end, they're like, congratulations on the team for winning. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:25:53 You have the most points. Do you want to keep this money or do you want to share it? Just anyone ever shared it. There's no fucking way that they want to share it. Everyone, really? People share. But there have been people that have not shared it. And it's the biggest moment in challenge history. That's the worst Oh, yeah, I also I brought I brought if he and you hear for Confintational reality reality Yeah, because I on the screen. I think I think we're okay Hear me out. It's appearing on every screen in here.

Starting point is 01:26:25 I know it's appearing on every screen. So the tweet that I've tweeted, first and foremost, I have the flu. It's January 20th, 2023. I had the flu when I tweeted that, so I wasn't in the right mindset. But it's hard being the best ass eater on Twitch, but someone has to be it. And then you go, and then if you reply, if you use your podcast. If you go and then if you're polite, if you go basically. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:26:50 Was there a ratio? How did we do? Oh, my God. Three tweets. Yeah. But yeah, I was, that was wild. And I'm glad you admitted that you were in your right mind, because I am someone who has went from giving head and grabbing the ankle

Starting point is 01:27:04 and flipping someone over with their one ankle to eat their ass. And if you haven't done anything for like that, but if you haven't done anything like that, I don't think I can step into that. That's why he works out. That's why he works out to toss people around. Yeah, that makes sense.

Starting point is 01:27:20 I'll give credit where it's due. Do you find yourself lifting certain body parts that will make you better in the bedroom? That's the only reason you're doing it. I'm talking about doing those hip thrusts. Yes, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't do enough of them, but like, you know, because I'm a pretzel guy.

Starting point is 01:27:36 I'll fold you like a pretzel and do what needs to be done. Okay, also I got, I've been doing shibari. So, I'm like real into ties. You'll only be too strong for that. Yeah, yeah. And the fun thing with shabari is also it can be therapeutic too, because a lot of people... Okay, just catch me up. Is that the thing we're able to do? We can tie up the...

Starting point is 01:27:55 Yeah, I'm not afraid of you. And it's pretty and you would see it on Tumblr as a statistic. So, a lot of people can feel like a weighted blanket, a sense and it can be very therapeutic for something. I like, without inviting something weird in my life, I kind of want to be on both ends of that just to see what it is. Yeah, so like when you do the class, there's a really dope school in LA that I've been going to. Did you disinitiate by like last or the first? No, it's like it's very weepy because like this guy, like it's, because you know, it's like, it's very weepy because like this guy, like it's, because you know, it's like this art form

Starting point is 01:28:28 that kind of derives from like, I'm gonna give the truncated version of the speech, but like in one of the like Edo era, they would do rope tie, tortures, and then like, there was a peer to where Japan was trying to be more western, so the traditionalist kind of re, kindlaimed the rope tie and then Shibari became this underground, very sexy thing. Okay.

Starting point is 01:28:53 And so my teacher, who was definitely a white guy, who went to, who was like into this, he literally busted a doctor's strange, he went there on a trip, met this guy who taught him, and then he went by and he went under a teacher, and he learned it all from a teacher. And he has a contract written by the teacher in like, Congee, that's like, hey, you gotta open this school in LA. What's the graduation day like on that?

Starting point is 01:29:23 You tie up your... I mean, there's no graduation. You just kind of go there with your bottom and you just tie them up. You can just go with a friend as well. It was like, yeah, so like. Will they provide one for you? Yeah, you'll get your own, they'll provide the jute rope.

Starting point is 01:29:37 What if, will they provide a bottom line? You have to bring your own one. What if the fire alarm goes off mid like tie? No, well, yeah. Well, they're already wrapped up, so you can take them off. The wheat, there's like an emergency, like, scissors to cut.

Starting point is 01:29:52 Oh, scissors, okay. Because that's what you need to have at all times. It's one of the panic, because if some, you wanna be able to get them out the rope immediately. Also, I'm sorry if I'm like making light of it. Like, it sounds like a cool. No, it's not something I, you know, no, you can goof around.

Starting point is 01:30:08 Like it's fun, it's fun. It's not fun. You don't have to take it too seriously, you know. It can be like a sexual thing or you're also doing other things. That's the fun of things. You can be a sailor, like right off. Oh, it definitely feels like one country.

Starting point is 01:30:19 You do feel like a sailor. You have the rope between your hands. When you do your first fancy knot, you're like, I'm. I'm. I'm. That's like a, or. You have the rope between your hands. Yeah. When you do your first fancy knot, you're like, hard, hard. Hard. That's like, or you out yourself, when you're in a boat, like I did one time. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

Starting point is 01:30:33 the explain that, elaborate. Oh, no, I was just like way too get it undue and redoing the anchor. And they were like, oh, that was so smooth. And I was like, I know it's sweet. The way I used them, just the natural hoo. Oh. Okay. Oh. Okay.

Starting point is 01:30:47 Yeah. See, that's what you would see on top of it. So then put on the person that's being tied up, they have to like relax. It's like a practice and breathing relaxation. Yeah, it's very simple. Yeah, but you know, it's all like based on the vibe of the scene. Sure.

Starting point is 01:31:01 And he's really good at explaining, like you know, this one's more like, you know, a more like intense kind of restraint and this one's more like light one and you know, it's it's it's like very like Shill because you're kind of like into like because you really are trying to figure out how to tie these ropes in the way But yeah, no rocks. Yeah, there's a I know like a couple of friends who go to the classes in Austin. It's ran by someone who's very well known in like the pup community. And like they are a great instructor. Pupy.

Starting point is 01:31:33 Yeah. Pupy pup. Oh, okay. All right. That's a different thing. Yeah, I'm not familiar. It's like a leather mask that looks like that. Oh, don't worry.

Starting point is 01:31:40 Once we wrap them explain it all. Yeah, we're all in the same place. Oh, no, that's a totally different thing. I think we're going over time. So yeah. Let's just take a look. Let's take a look at the post. Once once once we wrap them explain it all yeah Let's just take the Post yeah, let's take lean out to like a gay club or something real quick What's what's see with the result? Yeah, okay, that's a blowout to the people For do making the right choice people spoken a lot of people in chat know from experience. Yeah

Starting point is 01:32:02 Oh really love it if you fancy that. Yeah. No from experience. If you ask him a pack of a Tesla, and then everyone's like, Oh, you know, the funny thing about that story, here's the truth. Here's the truth. And it's a funny story, but like the person who said that, I've had sex with them, but never in my Tesla. And I don't think I've actually ate their ass. So I was like, because it was,

Starting point is 01:32:37 without getting into details, I think it was someone trying to, like, front and show that they know me. I was like, no, I know exactly who I've banged in the back of the seat of my Tesla and it's been, I've like, you're not four people. It's only been four people. But uh, and- If they were right, that was the weird part. Huh?

Starting point is 01:32:58 I said, they were right though, but that's the weird part. Yeah, well, no, I've never, like, I am, you've seen me. You've seen my size. Yeah. And so, like, that, the logistics don't work. It's like, I explained when I joined the mile high club, how painful that experience. Oh, you're the size of a bathroom.

Starting point is 01:33:17 It was an error. Yeah, yeah, it was not going, and then also, I was like, so in my head that I was just so sure that the captain was gonna be like Yeah, if you pull back too far your cheeks are gonna bust that door. Yes. Yes Your ass is just in Yes, is American Airlines give you like a cool jacket that you Yeah, but they think you the code that you fight yourself It was it was a it was a virgin airline and it was a International flight because you know the if you ever been on the international version flights,

Starting point is 01:33:50 they have like, it's like way back. So the coast is very clear for that. That's where it's done. And if you're in a like light sparsely attended plane, like we were, it's fair game. But yeah, you're just afraid that like somebody saw and snatched and you're just like you can't really get into it It's the light. Hi, um, I don't know how but that you know the man with the power of the eyes I don't know how but him and I think they were in the same no no no no they're like no there's no way that that man and someone

Starting point is 01:34:21 Yeah, and I like where are you trying to get this nice show gentlemen in trouble? We know if he's just wiping up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that you think. From the point of just going like, if he didn't call us for the talking. We're losing elevation. There's no way.

Starting point is 01:34:35 There's no way. Ah, sorry. No, that wasn't another person. You must have seen his trunk like bicep enter several seconds after the rest of time. There's no way that the person's in there. All right. We're talking about King of the Post. Yeah. Oh, tune in for the post show. We're going to talk about King. And I'm going to make those two have a flex off.

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