Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Latino Takeover - #778

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

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with deals. Super fun time. There's some sick, sick merch deals. Like I'm just about to blow the doors off. We actually just had one and this is true that expired that was called a free top. Just free top. That was the, it was in the emails. I heard that. Something, something, something, something, something, something. It's got, it's a big sign over a gas station that attracts that free. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. He hit the 38-car pile up.

As fast. The vehicles just, just, Korean off the highway. The funny thing about that is we get all of our marketing emails sent to us too. So I think we're probably going to go on the site. But I saw that in my inbox, the immediately laughed out loud, took a screenshot, sent it to you guys. Yep. Everyone I have encountered in this building who also saw that promo code has had the

exact same thought. And my girlfriend was like, my girlfriend was like, to me, it was like, you're crazy, no one's gonna think it's that. Like literally like you're the only thing that's actually your mind of the gutter. I walked through the door and immediately just blazing becaving like we're promoting free top on the stream today.

Yeah. That's all we're gonna be talking about, this free top. My favorite part of that is, A. Andrew and I think got your message when we were hanging out and saw it and both individually went, oh yeah, oh that's free. Oh gross, it's from Gus, never mind. I did that of that.

To give you a peek behind the curtain, we are recording this before it comes, I guess, which is how everything works out. Yeah, we're recording it more before than we usually do. Yes. Yes, it was extremely before we're recording this A couple of weeks early. Yeah, and this comes out right after Thanksgiving But when we're recording it, it's the first day that we've all been back after doing the nightmare that is extra life. Oh my my word mayor that is extra life. Oh my, my word. You're heroes. Mono, you did 24 hours. You were like, I did the full 24. I did the full 24 just because Chad James blesses heart. Always does the full 24. Stays up for it. Was here, you know, helping out

being in anything that he could be in. And I thought to myself, if Chad James, a 47 year old man, with two 30 year old children, could do that. Chad, to be clear, Cody's laughing because Chad's not 47 and would get really sad if I said. I thought to myself of Chad that old fuck could do it, then I should be able to as well.

As a new bio young buck, yeah. As a new bio young 27 year old. And this is the first time I'm realizing that I don't have very many full 24s in me. You know what I mean? It's really? I'm running out. Yeah, those days are numbered.

I felt pretty strong about how long I was able to be up. Because I thought I was gonna go home taking that between the day and the night. Second, it's like no power through. It's hard. It went to bed at 7 a.m. That's just what I had to do. I almost had to full 24 by accident. Yeah, it's, I remember staying up for over 24 hours when I was like a teenager, like

either playing video games, or even as like a young, young adult doing stupid bullshit. Yeah. Basically, the only reason you're staying up for over 24 hours other than extra life is to do something you shouldn't be doing. Oh, absolutely. Well, I was gonna say it was really nice to have Bruce your teeth to have cocaine

just after that. Oh, yeah, let's just stay up 24 hours. It was gonna be nice for them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was cool that they had bathroom attendance with infetimates. That was really sick. I don't even get me started on the free top. A little crack for the gentleman. I'm leaving the bathroom. Mind if you just laugh, you're just a little laugh.

It's not at their shave, it's popper-stead. Oh my God. Yeah, I used to be able to stay up. Now I'm realizing that if I stay up for a full 24, I was also to be clear. I stayed up for the full 24. I woke up a couple hours before it started. So like, let's call doing all of extra life

and then waking up before like 26, right? Yeah. By the time that I was home, I realized it was like 11 a.m. on a Sunday. And that if I fell asleep, I would sleep for 12 hours and wake up at 11 p.m. on a Sunday. On a And that if I fell asleep, I would sleep for 12 hours and wake up at 11 p.m. on a Sunday and then have work tomorrow. Yeah. And that was unacceptable to me.

Not absolutely. So what my brain did was go, I'm going to stay up until a normal sleep time, which means that I stayed up over 30 hours. Okay. Maybe that's why you lost a 24 ability. Yeah. Yeah. You went too far past it.

Well, the thing is, is like, if I had just done the 24 and then fallen asleep without you lost a 24 ability. Yeah. Yeah. You went too far past it. Well, the thing is, is like, if I had just done the 24 and then fallen asleep without a care for my sleep schedule, I would have been fine. Okay. I would feel a lot better, but I am sleeping on a normal schedule now, at least. At least there's that. You have to come all, it's like, okay, I got to go all the way back around to get to the, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It was, I'm so glad that we raised all of that money over, like well over a quarter of a million dollars. Yeah. We have $110,000. You have to sell it. Clans of now. Dolls of now.

I think we still have the factor in merchant stuff already. I don't know yet, but it all goes to the Children's Hospital Network. It's really cool, really fun. So like usually when we did it, we'd go to the Children's Hospital here know yet, but it all goes to the Children's Hospital Network. It's really cool, really fun. So usually when we did it, we go to the Children's Hospital here in Austin, but we opened it up to the network. So it's like, if you were in Seattle, it went to a Children's Hospital in Seattle. You're local kids. You're local kids, yeah. Which I think is super cool. That is cool.

Yeah. And then the parts that I think were not cool was what you alluded to at the beginning. We kids as a challenge, not cool were not cool was what you alluded to at the beginning, we kiss. We kiss. Not cool. Not cool at all. Last time I kissed a man was the Obama administration. And it was Obama.

Yeah. Let me be clear. I don't want to do this. And then you have Griff that kissed Obama and went, let me be queer. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do this. I'd rather be drowning a wedding. I don't want to do this. I'd rather be droning a wedding. That's what I said.

Yeah. Jesus. Or not using my Senate supermajority. But then at that point Obama was like, depending on the state, not your wedding. Yeah, it was such a weird scenario because, okay, it was such a weird scenario. I'm assuming for you because you don't find men attractive. Sure. And then, okay.

Wow. Alright. Damn. So that's just you, buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do find some men attractive, just not shrek-looking-ass mother freakers. And it was weird for me because I think you're ugly bit now. Wow.

Are you the correct in saying? Shut up. You fucking beautiful girl. Anyway, what are you saying? It was weird for me and also probably weird for you because you're like my sister. Yeah, it was, I could not give, I feel like I could not give it my all because, hey, you're a man.

And be it. I was like, I don't have a brother, but I felt what kissing your brother feels like. Yeah, yeah. And it's bad. Yeah, you had the, you had the like methadone of kissing your brother. You know what I mean?

Yeah, it was. Kirkland brand kissing your brother. Some real, yeah. Yeah, so it was not good. So I'm glad you got your blizz palette cleanser. I did get my blizz palette cleanser. I kissed a, and he cleansed your palette. Like he was. Yeah. Yeah. He blizzes tongue did a full sweep. Like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a seal team six in the cave.

It clear blizzes tongue. Yeah. And then his taste buds went clear. And then it was, yeah, fucking gross. No, it was very nice. It was actually really strange because Blizzard is an extremely good kisser. And I usually am with women. Yeah, okay. Well, let's just, let's meet them all right now. Oh, yeah, bring them out.

Bring them out. Can I tell you guys one thing that you'll be able to see in the recap videos whenever they come out? If they or in any clips, if you find the clips online, there was a lot of clips of our segment. Yeah, it was really, really fun. I like their segment and we'll talk about it here in a second, but specifically the kiss,

this is something I'm really embarrassed about. In every clip, you can watch me do the first kiss that we are contractually obligated to do. And then my body takes over and starts going in for a second kiss and every person pulls away and goes, ew! And you're like, oh, yeah. You just kind of kiss the air for a second.

The kiss equivalent of a swing in a mince. Yeah. Oh, buddy. Again, I completely understand that because you have a kiss, just your body takes over for the like, kind of slight pull away second. Like second.

So I had the opposite. My body and my brain fully shut down. I was like, I've never kissed a person a day in my life. I don't know how to do this, but I'm gonna keep it my all for the children. I suddenly become one of those like wet,, fawns that's just a war. I'm like, I'm into legs just like, uh, uh, uh, uh,

Gryff turned into, Gryff grain, Gryff grain. Wow, Jesus. Gryff's brain blue screens. Yeah, I got three blue screens. Yeah. Oh, your eyes were spinning beach balls. I was, uh,

force quit, force quit. In case you missed it, uh, and I guess we should have maybe started with this. RTP segment for Extra Life was, well, actually, Andrew and Griff came up with the premise, was bottoms up beer pong. Yep. So yeah, so you get in the cup, you get an ingredient,

you get a dare, it was really fun though. I had a great time, I'm bad at beer pong. I'm also bad at beer pong. That's what I learned from Extra Life. I didn't drink in college, so I had a great time. I'm bad at beer pong. And flip cup. That's what I learned from Extra Life. I didn't drink in college, so I never got to practice. What's funny though is like, I've seen, I feel like independently of this game see both of you be good at beer pong.

I feel like I'm extremely good at beer pong. I feel like I've seen you be really good at it. Yeah. Like in our office, there'll be something interesting to be like, and it'll like, sink and shot. Seeking shots.

Left and right. I insist that the reason that I was not very good is one. The standard beer pong table is a foldable, like, plastic table. Yes, it is. Like, one that 24 hours ago was used for a kid's birthday party. Yeah. And now it's being used for vomit and beer pong. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

It's a dinner seat. So one, the table distance threw me off a little bit. Huge. And then two, the, this is true. And I'm not trying to get away from it because I should have been able to adapt. And Jack was also being very good at beer pong. But the cups that we used, if you measure them, because we clear cups so you could see the gross ingredient inside the cups that we used are actually slightly smaller Not regularly and with a smaller look you're making a face. They're not regulation red cups They are not the rest are not red soul cups Listen to this you wouldn't get a hefty cup would you with the square bottom?

He's making good lord look I, I'll admit. I'll call a carverner blames his tools. No. A bad carpenter sink shots at beer points. Yeah. It goes back to work. It's wrong holding a reciprocating saw with his hand holding the big. Yeah, exactly. Jesus. Yeah. No. Okay. Look. I'll cop that we sucked. All right. Like, I'll say, I'll say full stop. We were bad at beer pong. And also, I can make up the excuse that the table was not regulation and that the cups were not the same size.

But Jack didn't let that stop him. Jack sank shot after shot after shot. That was pretty, Jack was, Jack. Oh, no, that was Jack. That was Jack. That was Jack. Jack disappeared and Jack took it. Yeah, yeah, he pretty sure the fifth cup that he sang. I'm pretty sure he whispered something

about smash and post. Yeah, it was crazy. Yeah, yeah, he whispered it to the ball. He didn't suck. Yeah, he was also calling cups. That was so disrespectful. That was fucking he didn't know he called the corner and he got like one away from the corner and I was like, no, that's still very disrespectful. It's disrespectful as fucking it brought out a part of me that I don't like. Which is the part of me that cut Jack's break lines. Yeah, that's the part of the nasty party brought out. By the way, we do want to say Jack rest in peace.

It's, I'm sorry that you died in that unrelated part. We shouldn't do that. This is two weeks ahead. Yeah, yeah, we'd really be we'd really be let's not do any. Let's not prognosticate it all. Please. Yeah, we've heard we were to kill Jimmy Buffett. We don't do me off a week. There was like a like a four weeks back to back or something.

We said in a podcast the next week was like a tragedy? Yeah, real fucking the lathe of heaven that we have in this podcast is upsetting. You know what's really kind of an upsetting thing is that if God forbid, if the worst happens to Jack, then it will make the second time that somebody with a last name that they pronounce incorrectly died after we talked about that. Because we have Jimmy Bufay. Jimmy Bufay. Instead of Jimmy Bufay. Yeah, Jimmy Bufay. That's not how you say that. Jimmy Bufay. He just doesn't want to look. I'm a, I look at me. I know a buffet when I see one. I'm gonna shut up. And then two, Jack pronounces his name as Patillo instead of Patillo, which is how you should say it.

Cause double up. I'm just saying, if this, this is a good way to run an experiment if it happens. This is me. No, we're not doing this. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, so Jack gets to call his cups, but I go. Ah!

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Yeah, yeah. He lives in the dot com, you know, he's all the bubble burst. You know, so the place in beer. And he's like a tech guy, right? So he was he was there. He was out of those crazy parties. Cameron Haye shot me with a paintball gun.

And one of the paintballs got a little under the armor and hit me right in the rib. And every time I bend down it hurts so bad. I thought that it was a tumor last year today because I could just feel a big bump that hurt and it was near my breast. Sure. And so I thought, oh God, oh is this how I go out? Oh fuck, why did I miss open enrollment? No! Can you miss open enrollment? Shut up.

Mundo. Shut up. It's just your benefits from last year. Yeah. His benefits from last year in California. He never changed them. I did never change them. Oh, well maybe.

So now I have to fly that LA to see-D-S. Yeah, see someone. To go, hey, is this cancer? And they go, no, you fucking idiot. You got shot. This is clearly a, you have five other welts on your body, dumbass. I got so real quick, I also had a very similar thing happen when I went to Payball one time, a friend shot me.

And I had the mask and everything on. Yeah. And it literally, in the like one inch gap between the helmet and the mask, it like right on my hairline. And I had a bruise like, oh God, it sucks so much ass. It's like literally like threading the needle. Like a paintball hit the like half an inch gap in between the two that's the helmet and the mask.

It's always how it goes. If there is a chance for a people to sneak in under something, that's the worst part, is that the armor, because I'm such a big boy, right? The armor was shaped for normal people. So the cup wouldn't go all the way up on my body and protected most of my dick and balls, huh? But not the chef.

And like the armor protecting just here. It was just small enough to have like a, for audio listeners, like I mentioned the Superman logo on his chest. That yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's so much open space. So there were so many other spots that the paintball could have gone.

And what it did was it hit me here, which made the armor jump and the second people went under the armor and then the armor closed over like piercing an arrow. Yeah. Like some video game shit where you have to double tap an enemy. It was insane. It's weirder that Cameron got that shot. Yeah. Then just fucking up and hitting any other part of my shirt. Yeah, getting sunny at the toll boost. Very apt. Yeah.

God, so yeah, that was extra life. Extra life is always, oh, oh, what are you, camera's here. Oh, come back here. Oh, did you, did you, what did, what did they tell you that, that, that I was talking shit about your skills as a paintball player? I just got the one binder right here. Did you hear what we said about you? No, no.

So the other day, I, sorry, not the other day, the day after extra life, I started noticing of pain in my chest every time I bent down. And it's because you shot me right here in the rib, and there's just a huge welt that in my tired recovering from extra life brain, I thought it was a tumor. And I started freaking out until I realized

that I had several other welts on my body from your insane accuracy with the... A lot worse place, I could get it in here. Yeah, this is true. Again, especially after I just talked about how the shaft was expo yeah like oh where do you hit you uh get where the trunk meets the dirt right at the base so thank you so much for your

extreme accuracy oh no oh no great really upset you where the trunk meets the base. That's insane. Is that what you said? Yeah. It wasn't even that. It was when he said the base. I was like, I guess that is the base. I don't know.

Yeah. Oh, God. So that was extra life. A lot of fun. A lot of good stuff for a lot of kids. Yeah. Yeah. I liked it a lot.

I had one thing that I wanted to bring up that because so again, since we're recording this so far in advance, we're not gonna do an always-on segment at the end because we want the jokes to be news-me-current. Relevant. So this morning, when I was writing my always-on jokes because I forgot that we weren't doing it.

I came across a, I came across an article that was according to the census project, a study done by the census project, by the year 2060, one in four Americans will be Latino. Okay. Which my first thought when I read that was, well, what are the early signs? Like what are the warning signs?

Because my brain went, people will turn Latino. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's a disease. Right, yeah, that they're getting, like half of all Americans will be bitten by a Latino on a finger. And if you're inevitable happens.

If you're scared, you can look into preventative measures like a VIX vapor rub vaccine, a VIX scene, if you're directed right into your chest and then covered not with a bandage, but with a warm blanket from a sea spout. Yeah. Man, if you start looking at Honda Civics

and thinking that could be base boosted. You should see your doctor. See your doctor. If you start smelling, if you're like out on a walk, just in nature, but start smelling fabuloso, you should consult a physician. If you get really tired after doing something and go, that's, yeah, it's too late.

It's too late. that's yeah it's too late. It's too late. Oh my God. I started laughing so fucking hard at that. And then I realized that this podcast is two thirds. Oh no. Well, one third. Well, yeah, I get no.

Because then that would be let's see. One, one, one, two. So that's be let's see one one one two so it's for your full So that's five so it's two Fifths I don't like this careful What are some other signs, Bondo What are some other signs, Bondo? The nation has a... What are some other signs that the nation is getting more Latino? That's...

A very fun way to phrase it also. I love the idea that that's what, like, we're the ones that take over. And it's not through, like, some kind of, like, financial takeover, like, what's happening with China where they're just so massive and becoming in their own superpower. It's just because Latinos fuck. All the time, it's Riz based takeover.

We're gonna take over the entire country just off of the basis that like, one, you ever meet a Swavlotino? Can we get a single on Andrew? You ever seen, can we get a single on, there we go. You ever seen a swavlutino with a nicely done hair? Maybe they've got some fairly trimmed facial hair. They've got the tuft of chest hair

and you can't forget the golden chain. And little golden chain. And little golden chain. Mmm, they tow the line between machismo and metrosexual. They're fun and loud and poisterous. They listen to music with accordions. And lay elite pipe. Elite pipe.

Both as a day laborer and it's what I like to call a night labor. And that's where we get that angle of it. And then for the other persuasion, Big Booty Latina stab you in the night. Okay, that's good. That's good. That's enough to. That's enough. That's enough.

That's enough. You know, this sort of the right, blah, sort of the right wing reactionaries are always like up and arms at like, oh no, you won't replace us, you're not gonna break us. Like, dog, if it means I get a chicken all-car bone on the every corner, sign me the fuck up. Like the food and culture will improve wildly. I also would say that like,

it's super fine to have at least pride or acknowledgement of your cultural history, like white people get a little trouble. When they do it, but I think the problem, they do it the wrong way. I think it's because they blanket statement it. They go, I have white pride. It's like well What does that mean just half you weren't white until the 50 exactly precisely if you're an Italian and Irish Scottish a French

The Germans during the war who thought they were the most white Polish. Oh my god Sorry, that's a non-white word. Mark Marin. Yeah, I, the white pride is, it's the pride in your skin color. That's stupid. If you're like, I'm proud of my Italian heritage or like I took Polish and started playing cyber punk a lot. Yeah, that's cool. Or you're like, I eat a bunch of potatoes. What? I eat a bunch of potatoes and built a railroad. Yeah. Those are fine things to be proud of. I don't know what to laugh at it.

If you're like eating a bunch of potatoes and go, oh, I see a boyfriend. That's a little too far. But I'm wearing green, so it's fine. That's fine. Yeah, next to an Irish. I am Irish, I approve this. I co-sign it.

That's a lot. What I'm trying to get at here is that like, I have prided my Latino cultural heritage, but I'm not tied enough to it that I give a shit that like my children will be an amalgam. You know what I mean? I already in an amalgamation. Exactly. You're in an amalgamation. An amalgamation.

Amalgamation. I'm a maggot dumb Dalmatian. Yes. I guess I'm trying. I'm a maggot dumb Dalmatian. A maggot dumb Dalmatian. That's what it means when you mix a bunch of stuff together. That is true.

What I'm trying to say is that like I never get the idea of people who are like upset that we're going to become Mishmash together. Yeah. Although again, I do think it's funny that the Mishmash will just be Latino and then whatever that. Or the rest. So, yeah. Becoming an American is slowly just becoming Latino comma something else.

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. And I don't know. You know what? Well, let's just, let's just say this is a nice payback for the slaughter of thousands, millions of native people in Southern and Central America brought to you by European disease. That's right. So, the first colonialism, that's what we'll just call it.

Yeah. Yeah, welcome. We'll take you back. Exactly. I haven't stopped thinking about that story since I saw it on reddit I'm not kidding. I just can't I cannot stop looking what you did they say 20 60 that's fairly soon. Yeah, it is very But also bold of them to assume we're gonna have a 20 60. I honestly they'll be fighting in the auger wars Keep it fresco I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

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I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie the idea that, I mean, I guess if anyone's having babies it's Latinos, but like, I don't know anyone really having children anymore. I do. And it's a shocky.

Yeah. Oh my God. Just take off. Boom, there we go. Yeah, I'm telling you. See, this is, they're putting in work. This is, no, it's not even work. It's just where the only ones dumb enough to keep moving baby, moving babies.

Yeah, pushing out, pushing babies. Yeah, we gotta get these babies off the shelves. Do you feel pressured to add to that statistic? Oh, absolutely. But not only is the pressure on for you to get us there by 2060. Not internal pressure from myself I don't have the releases that every night. Yeah exactly It's like a valve. Yeah, that I open up

Sorry, I was trying to do the porn hub Sting the problem is is that it is steamy too and it fills up the room It's like a latte wand. Yeah's like a fucking milk steamer. I have frothy comp. And I've gotten really good at drawing little tiny pictures in it, and they're so beautiful. The thumbnail for this episode is gonna be a gift like this. Just face in hands, just my God.

That is the, there's the thumbnail, Jesus. Yeah. So I was so worried when you said the thumbnail, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, and not necessarily concerned with like having children. If I was going to have a child, it would be out of a desire to be a better father than my father was a father,

which is what most fathers want to do. Sure. Low bar, Armando. Yeah. You can probably do that significantly. A hundred percent. Also, there's this great line in the fall of the house of Usher, right?

Where it's like men, when they think they're invincible, they all they wanna do is fuck. When they realize that they're gonna die, all they wanna do is fuck. Yeah. So like maybe when I get older and I realize that I need to start leaving a quote unquote legacy, maybe I wanna have a kid.

But I talked about it on an extra life. My, the best case scenario of a legacy for me is that I die and everyone forgets I exist this. No one thinks about the phrase where it's like you die. You die twice once when you die and the last time when someone uses your name for the last time and it's like first of all there's a million Armando torres is all right by that logic I'll live forever. But also I don't want that I just want like cut off dead just gone. I don't want that. I just want, like, cut off dead, just gone.

I don't want anyone to be a set. So the chapter that I'm gone. I don't want anyone to mourn for me. I also don't want anyone to think too hard about anything I've done or. I want them to know this is exactly what I want. Yeah. But Armando, I have to say, you're not to,

you know, you have too much of a peak behind the curtain, but your partner is also very tall. Yeah. So if you and your partner have, I mean, you haven't lined back up. You're having like, first round draft picks. Yeah, or like bass or like basketball, man. If my partner and I have a child, that child is one, a couple things,

going to be unstoppable on whatever field they get. That's correct. Except for baseball. Uh, uh, literally because the combined broken ankles, field they get. That's correct. Except for baseball. Because the combined broken ankles. Yeah, bringing to the table. And that's coming from the son of my father who was an incredible baseball player, which is great. I love baseball because baseball is the one sport where like everyone's dad or uncle, quote unquote, was going to go pro course. Yeah, they were just this close. Yeah.

Baseball is the official sport of feeling like you could have done something when you were a fado alcohol. Just like all the greats. They're just like Babe Ruth. Just like smoking us a car while just like pointing to the stands. Yeah. Yeah. Percent. And then they let the Dominican. No, no. No. But a little. Come on, man. Yeah, I want to see. They did not do that. No.

I want to see. I want to see Bay Breuth go against fucking big poppy. All right. And so white that fucking smug smirk on his. I guarantee you, here's the thing. Okay. I've gone too off the. It's your pie, Jack.

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You can't even hear it. Yeah, like, and what's the heads of the exploit? Yeah, 100% saw a young, definitely one of the 18 to 20 year old Dominican man. Yeah. Yeah. And heads with explode. Yeah. 100% sigh young. Definitely one of the greatest sports players to have a play the game throwing the ball to a man who calls himself big. Oh, shit. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Oh my god. That ball hit a World War two German plane. Like it. He, that's actually held the Hindenburgs. Yeah, yeah, holy shit. That ball went so far that it left Yankee Stadium encountered as a pitch at the Cubby Skate. What do you do it? Like that's, that'd be sick. That's what I want. Yeah,

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It's reverse space jam too. Cause the aliens come and then everyone playing on the team goes, well, they're obviously cheating. No. No. It's just so good. They're just so good. And I also want to, okay, like I know we're making a bunch of jokes.

It's like a bunch of like, you know, white dudes or whatever. But it's also the fact that like, they agree that the sport is sure. It's also the fault that like, it's not entirely, it's not a race thing. It's also the fact that the sport has become increasingly competitive over time and the fact that like when we were talking about the Joe Demagia thing last week with Jeff, the reason that Joe Demagia's one of the reasons why his hit street can't be broken is because of the rise and prominence of relief pitchers, literally bringing in a new picture to the end of the game so they can be like, they're resting.

So like the game has changed so much and balls have just gotten faster and faster and then in the 2000s, smaller and smaller because God damn, there's nothing I want more. God, if I could just bring, if like God, God, heaven, Christian, God, and heaven, if they're all I want in this life is to bring Barry Bonds, roided out fucking chest, the fucking thing on the wrist, Barry Bonds, over 500 homeless, I just want to bring him back in time. He can play any sports. I don't care. He will beat the shit out of everyone. Literally, literally one handed.

You can tie his left arm behind his back and he could just hit the ball with his right arm, just like clocking dingers, just like. So you're saying this man plays a spot and like they just kind of let him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he shouldn't. He shouldn't. He should, but we just kind of like, I mean, we fucking let Mike Piazza do it. So we're letting him. Do you, would you watch a juice league? Yes.

Cause I would get in the sports if they let them modify their bodies. I don't even think that we should fucking, okay, our producer Cody is looking off stage like we're getting into dangerous territory. Um, I'm just saying that's what XFL should have been. I, I still say that Barry Bond should be led into the Hall of Fame. He should be in the Hall of Fame. He should be in the Hall of Fame. Because you still have to put in the work. The thing is, is like, he was already one of the best baseball players to ever play the

fucking game before the steroids. Yeah, and then he became a macula. And then he said it. And then he became a god. Yeah And then he suddenly became a god. Yeah. He prestige baseball. Yeah. It's not his ball baseball.

He beat baseball. Yeah. It's not his fault. The heat. Okay. You fucking nerds playing your stupid video games. You play the first game. You play through Grand Theft Auto 5.

You do all the things. And then on your second playthrough, when you know all the tricks, you go, all right, fucking unlimited guns and limited ammo. That's what Barry Burns had the things. And then on your second playthrough, when you know all the tricks, you go, all right, fuck it unlimited guns and limited ammo. That's what Barry Barnes had the career. Yeah. And then he went, I'm a ding this one out. So funny because like, I mean, like there was ever any question that he was juicing is because like he had a career and then like over training camp one summer, came back and like, how did he put on 40 pounds of muscle in three months? In three months. Yeah. Like, it's like full magnesium is the ZMA.

I was, it was magnesium. Yeah. And like a latter half is career. How do you put on 40 pounds of muscle? He had the same thing of like when you're in seventh grade, when your friend goes out for a summer camp and then comes back a man. Yeah. But he was, he was pushing 50.

Yeah. And had second puberty. Yeah. Have you guys like looked into that scandal at all? What do you mean, though? Like scandal of him doing steroids? Yeah, like the like the dude who did it and all that shit. No, what do you mean? What do you mean? The dude who did it? So like, okay, is this what happened? The reason he got caught was because there were two Olympians who were also being ju just up by this doctor. Sure. And they were both runners. So run times are very specific.

Like shaving off like milliseconds is like how you get a record. And it was this guy he got like, he was like the fastest man in the world. He shaved off like, it was something insane like two and a half seconds off of like the fastest time ever after coming in like fifth in the previous Olympics.

So now he's like, oh, closer to the 30. It's like four years later, I'm like, how the fuck did he do that? And the basically the reason everyone got caught is because the dude who was doing all the doping, he started his company called Balco, Balco Labs, was because he wanted him to only wear his merch since he became like the goal, like a lesbian.

And the guy had a Nike deal and he was like, absolutely not. So the fucking guy just like kind of like snitched. He didn't like snitch. He like just wasn't tight on the information. He loose lips to it. But then it took fucking everyone down because there's this fucking clown ass FDA or some fucking bullshit federal arm of the government

who's always trying to regulate us, trying to keep stuff from being cool. It's no, I'm saying that, but I'm not joking. If you saw the documentary I saw, the guy, he's just like a fucking nerd. Like, you ever see someone who's born a hater? Yeah, sure. Like, the like, the rawgatory. Yeah. Like, I know exactly. He had just like a fucking like, like, that's his face. His lips were always too moist. Yeah, they have to put some titles because he literally says. Yeah, and he just kind of had this, like he just kind of had like,

he had it in, I think, for Barry Bond specifically. Yeah. He had like a boner for like taking him down. I think Barry Bond fucked his wife for some time. Dude, I don't know. It's the way that this dude was like trying to take, take him down. You would think he was literally a vendetta.

He was literally, he would go to this fucking lab, steal their trash, take it to like a Mexican food restaurant, like down the street and go through all the trash and dump it to the point where like the Mexican restaurant called the facility, because they were like, can you stop fucking dumping your trash and our dumpster? It's all like biohazard. Medical waste.

Medical waste. And the guy was like, I'm not doing that. And that's how you realize he was being like, you know, that there was like a tap on the phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, no, like, oh my guy, I, you got to watch it. Just to see that guy's fucking piece of shit face. I want to watch that. So bad. I love the, so like, okay, the runner thing makes sense because you're right. Like, that's how records are one especially in the Olympic. It's always by half a second. Yeah. And so when somebody breaks two seconds, it's so obvious that there's something wrong. The idea that people watched Barry Bonds in this juicin era and Shawman and when, yeah, I think it's on that. I think it's all. He's just in his gym more. This is what people look like. There's no way. He's so fucking huge.

Absolutely jacked. So this is producer Tyler sent this to us. The soza, a 38 year old venture capitalist from Melbourne who now lives in London is planning the quote unquote enhanced games. That was a, that was an always on story from like a few months ago. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Saying that he has, oh my God, saying that he has 500 sleeper athletes. Okay. Like that they are active, which, okay, here's the thing. Sleeper athletes implies that they don't, they are activated outside of their control.

And that means that you're going to walk up to somebody and go like, if they do mon baloney sandwich and then a tooth is going to crack and they're going to go. They're going to get turned into a band getting the liquid into his brain. Yeah, exactly. That so what's so funny, though, is that that has to be from Australia, because like all these athletes have to be like confined to an island because if not, they're going to be so roided up, they're just going to kill their families. It's going to be real hercules.

Yeah, it's going to be bad. We don't even need like, yeah, it's going to be like some Ben Washi's. Yeah, it's just fucking terrible. I see, here's the thing. I would love the enhanced Olympics. I would love the roided out like league of everything in a vacuum, of course. Because in reality, like I don't want,

it's one of those things where it's like, man, if I could ethically raise like a bunch of babies and clones and shit. We're now talking about space jam again. That's what they did with the monsters of space jam. Yeah, I forgot the fucking space jam again. That's what they did with the monsters of space jam. Yeah, I forgot the fucking space jam. Like the little monsters were created by Mangal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Danny DeVito is like, I need these, the juice, the essence of these plays. And I'm going to inject it into these little monster. And that's how they become

like superstar athletes. Yeah, remember that movie at all. What do you mean? I don't I start off with our Kelly track. Oh, I remember is that part. Please it in full. Mix it. Makes it very awkward when you're trying to rewatch it and you go, okay, well, this is it's only going to play for like 20 seconds. And then you get in diverse two and you're like, oh, oh, damn, I don't feel good. You get to the fucking key change. Yes. Here's a key change in the last course. That's this. You get to the fucking key change. Yes. Here's a key change in the last course. That's how much you get to us. Yeah, and then you get the gospel course coming too.

Yeah. That's a, that is a big, that movie like him is a kid and he's like playing basketball. Yeah, it is. And they hired, they hired, they did great casting because they got the worst child actor of all time. Nice. To play one of the worst actors of all time.

Yeah, adult actor of all time. So it's very worst actors of all time. Yeah, it's all actors of all time. So it's very good casting. They're equally bad at it. Yeah. I should remember the song and Lola Bunny. And that's about it. Lola Bunny's. You got a hard on for Lola Bunny.

Do you know? It's a cartoon. I'm an adult man. Fuck you. First of all, idiot, stupid, dumb stupid idiot. Fuck you. I fucking hate you. That's a by the way a reference to Starboys fun how starboys which we quote all the time. It's their episode three

Check it out. I love lowla bunny. I love lowla bunny. I love de jessica rabbit Oh, yeah, I loved all of them. I loved all of them. I love when I was a kid, I love Roxanne from fucking. Oh, yes. Goofy movie. Absolutely. Yeah. No, oh my god. The brush of the hair behind the ear. The most little teetime coated shucks hair during cartoon history. Because here's the thing. The whatever, what are the, where are the goofies? The goofs? The goofs. Wow. Don't I wish you hadn't said that the goofs are black yeah no the goofs are black Yes, oh yeah Max is a hundred percent of black teenage. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm dope. Yeah, and What's Pete I feel like Pete's

Pete they're black You got a kid no more them goof Well that didn't sound it's whatever Yeah, Max is that who like is a I can't remember what the narrative that character is because he's in all the other goofy stuff. Pete. Pete. No, but Pete's dad. Oh, like, Pete is the dead. I thought, yeah, Pete junior PJ. Yeah, PJ is right. Yeah, Pete. Yeah, Pete. Yeah, they're both we're all correct. They're all correct. Yeah. But you made him sound like sling blade. But I understand where you're going

from. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The goofy movie is an extremely black movie. So much so that Atlanta has that whole episode about it, which is just very good. But I refused to, to, I refused to see it on this point. Roxanne Latino coated is Latina no You go in they they were worried it was too Latino coated and they had to go in frame-by-frame after they animated and erased the hoop earrings And you know, it's a real fucking shame by 2060 all Goofs If I could bring Barry bonds to goofy And just watch him So he beat no he beat an extremely goofy movie where they do the fucking X games.

God, if we, all I want now is a fucking space jam with Barry Bonds. We're in the third act. He realizes that they like stole his essence and then he just gets mad and beats the shit. He just beats the fucking shit out of the bod starts because he's too juiced up. Two juiced up. Barry bonds outweating out in the parking lot sitting on the hood of a car waiting for the monsters to leave.

So like, what do you mean you're going? Two juiced, too furious. Two juiced, too furious, man. Smoked too loud. It literally loves it. Bitch too bad. Oh my god. I can't stop playing. It's a very, very, very, really excited for Thanksgiving, which is coming up. That's right.

If you're listening to this, obviously Thanksgiving is past, but right now, we're excited because Griff's mom is coming to town. Yeah, she's going to cook a big old dinner. Ooh. It's going to be awesome. Oh, Mark mom's a great cook. Yeah. Fantastic cook.

What should we bring? What sides could we bring that we won't make successfully make successfully. Yeah, what won't you completely fucking well, that's a thing to the mound. Here's the thing you're you're, you're, you're families from South. Your family's from Atlanta, right? Yeah, she's from Mississippi. Sure. Oh, that's worse. Okay, not here to stay with me. Okay. Yeah, take yourself out of this one. It's not a dig out.

You'll understand exactly what I mean. My grandmother shared a video on Instagram recently that was a guy doing an impression of people from the south where he was on a phone call talking about, so I put it, marched it down for the Mac and cheese, but you remember last year when she came with the Mac and cheese, just out of the box in front of God and all of them. So, you know, we'll make a backup Mac and cheese.

And just something we can throw in the oven when she shows up and we see what's what. And I realize that like, it's like politics. Oh, it is politics. Bring to the, yeah. Everyone brings the same thing every year. And if you deviate from that, you're removed from the family.

Well, because it's a fucking spit in the face. It's like the person who makes it. That's right. Yeah. Like, no one's gonna make a pound cake, that's only for my aunt. Oh, I'll make a pound cake. She's not on the next pound cake. I'll make a pound.

You know what, here's the thing. I'll spend money and hire the best baker that I can find to make an incredible pound cake. And I will bring it and I will talk about all of the effort and lengths that I went to to make this pound cake and no one in your family will eat it because it does not matter. The pound cake comes from whoever brings the fucking pound cake every year. Wolfgang Puck could make that fucking pound cake. You are gonna sit there. Yeah. Yeah.

And I'm gonna and they'll wrap it up for me. I'm I'm gonna bring original recipe for loco. I think that's what I'm gonna do. That's good. That's good. No, I what's what what do you bring? I'm bringing the fucking blunt for me and the cousins to go on a walk so we can get ice. Yeah.

Yeah, four or five cousins go get I had me. Yeah, four man five and team to go on a walk so we can get ice. Yeah, yeah, four or five cousins go get, I had four men, five and a team to go get ice. So you're gonna get one bag of ice that nine times out of 10 they forget. Yeah, you come back and you're like, oh, they were at ice. Yeah, instead I got these hot Cheeto fries. Oh,

if I was gonna actually bring something, I would bring something, I would bring something that wouldn't be made. So I would bring an extra potato dish, like a potatoes au gratin or something or something that isn't mashed potatoes. Isn't roasted potatoes. Yeah, we do a potato salad. Yep, boom. Oh, you don't do mashed potatoes?

Mm-hmm. Interesting. And mashed potatoes. Oh, damn it. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I've seen BK cook before. Have you? In front of God and all that. Oh yeah, I've done. God and all that. And I don't necessarily bless her heart.

Oh wow. I mean, an auditory slap in the face. Bless your heart, just a cross, backhand. Bless your heart. I think we bring our own mashed potatoes. And we heat it up when something goes wrong. I love mashed potatoes. By the way, so much so that I might bring my own

and put them in a Ziploc bag and hide them in a... You have a camel back of mashed potatoes by the way so much so that I might bring my own and put them in a ziplock bag and hide them in a Camelback of X-Full gravy Bite Send bite sip a Potatoes are hidden strategically around I mean do you want like a list of what's gonna be happening? That'd love that, because I was gonna ask if devil legs. Oh, the devil legs go on top of the potato salad, so yes.

So I should bring those. You can bring some more. Oh, yeah, okay. I was gonna ask if anyone's making devil legs. Yeah, she was gonna put some on top of the potato salad. Oh, no, you're gonna get a dicey, like areas here. In what way? Because I feel like, and I'm basing this off of my family,

that is very similar. I would say that traditionally, black families and Latino families celebrate very similarly, but there might just be a difference in auditory levels. And the difference in whatever kind of alcohol is drink. But if you were putting devil eggs on top of a potato salad and then somebody else brought devil eggs, that would still be seen as a slight.

No, I think it'd be fine. I think it would be fine. I'll spring something else. If someone already brings devil eggs, I bring them. There's also more and not on there. It's mostly for like decoration. Sure. It's just presentation.

Takes a less counter space. I say you bring devil legs because- I think you should bring them. One, I love devil legs. I love devil legs. If you only weigh out your legs. If you wanna bring mashed potatoes you can too, or the only thing, the only reason I brought up mashed potatoes

is because I love them so much that I need them to be there. Okay. Well, you've heard, I don't emphasize in my theory, but I completely subscribe to it. That devil legs are the only, one of the only foods that crosses all race and culture and class barriers. Yeah, absolutely. From the like, just, from the like smallest cook out and like Mississippi to the like snoozeous country club in New England. Absolutely.

Yeah, absolutely. Double eggs, absolutely. Double legs are perfect. Yeah, they're incredible. It's a perfect bite. Yeah. So that is it's sushi for egg. It's sushi for egg. Yeah. Um, I love making mashed potatoes. Like, uh, once I started realizing that like using, you know, like the, what is it?

The ricer to like really get them through there. And I've started putting my potatoes through a fucking fine mess show. So that they come out the most creamy fucking potatoes you've ever had in your entire life. What I'm trying to say is, I have a background in making these types of dishes. And I will make mashed potatoes that make BK's mashed potatoes look like fucking dog shit.

And I think you should, because it would be so funny to talk about at the week after. Yes. And so I will be doing mashed potatoes. And it won't even be my main thing that I bring. Now, you know what's, you know, funny thing, that week,

that will be the week after is when I will be pre-recording my episode with her in blizz. Oh, that is beautiful. Absolutely incredible. Yeah, it looks like we have a, we have a, we have a, we have a, we have a little scheme.

We have a little scheme. Oh my goodness. You're here, you're, you're here for the ground floor of the starchoth. Yes. There'll be a, a carb, a carb battle royale that will happen here. You know what the best part about this is that

we're pre-recording this episode, which means that like, it comes out after the scheme gets paid off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which means that there's no way anyone can warn them about what's gonna happen. And I just thought, go ahead and congratulate Mondo on making the best match. What's your guys' favorite part of Thanksgiving? Because you know what? I'll start, give you a little bit of time.

Sure. A couple of years ago, my stupid dumb, dumb dick ass idiot fucking brain realized that my favorite part of, of Thanksgiving is making the leftover sandwich. There is nothing stopping me from doing that for Thanksgiving dinner when everything is the freshest they could possibly be. And so it's a little embarrassing if you're not with like the close family, you know, if like extended family, they might give you a little bit of a look, but also fuck them. They're all they'll talk about how gay people shouldn't be there. So fuck them. I'm gonna eat how I want to eat. So I've started making leftover sandwich

with all of the fresh ingredients right there. To the point where I have started bringing fresh baked loaves of bread. Well, those of you should bring them. I can do that. Bring bread. I'll bring fresh baked baked bread to the party. Yeah.

So that at the very worst, I can have guarantee that there will be bread there. Yeah, or you do it real white trash style, but this is not to say bad. It's just white trash style, but it is delicious. You get a long bread knife, and you literally just go right down the center of a fucking platter of King's Hawaiian white rolls.

And then you do layer mashed potatoes, the gravy, the turkey, the cranberry sauce, the like, a little bit of stuffing. A little bit of stuffing and pro move. The leftover, not the green bean casserole, but the crunchy onion bits. It still in the can, because they'll be in the house. Get those, crunch those on top.

I put a little bit of the green bean casserole on top. If you want to, yeah, yeah, but that crunchy onion bits, here's the thing. Usually if you have leftover green bean casserole, the crunchy onion topping stuff is a little soggy. So that's why I, that's why I opt for the stuff that's left over in the can if there's leftovers because you get the fresh crunch.

And toothpick, devil leg, as a little accessory. As a garnish. Oh my god. Mama Sita. Now that's a beautiful fucking sandwich. That's a Dagwood ass sandwich. That's a dickwood ass sandwich.

Yeah, so if I'm going like necessary thing at a Thanksgiving thing, it's the leftover sandwich for dinner. It has changed my entire life. It has made me very happy. If I had to pick a Individual side one that I need at Thanksgiving. I've already talked about mashed potatoes. Potatoes are incredible, but my mother's macaroni and cheese. I feel like macaroni and cheese gets left in the dust, especially at Thanksgiving. Most people like macaroni salad.

No, we always do mac and cheese. You always have to do mac and cheese. We do mac and cheese for every holiday. Macaroni and mac and cheese are fucking fourth of July. macaroni salad, what am I? 80? Yeah, it's disgusting. The depression?

No, my God. Answer to all yes. How much mayo do you need to eat on Thanksgiving? Not any, except for a little bit on the sandwich. In the double deck. And the double deck. True, I forgot to add the double deck. Oh, I don't eat potato salad.

And I'm going to have to because I know not eating someone's potato salad is also a big political. It'll be fine if you don't. I have to eat a little bit of every single dish that somebody brought and go, Hey, so good. I did this last year and I had Blizz, his partner and a friend Nikki former employee, former HR come over and he was, Blizz was messaging Blaine who is I think Chris is house for Thanksgiving and he was and we were just like to say what we were eating and how it was going, how good all the food was and Blaine just goes, I think Chris is trying to kill us. He's making everyone eat what I believe is expired cheesecake. And I was like, what do you mean expired cheesecake? He's like, it's not fully formed

and it tastes of spoiled milk. Oh, God! And I was like, that's interesting. And because Nicky had brought a cheesecake also and it's very, very delicious. So what I did was I had them both recreate their cheesecakes to bring them to the office the next week. And no, it's just the way he makes it,

because they had the same ingredients. I don't know what he does. I don't know what kind of crisp magic he has to imbu into it, but it was, it was, it was running, and he had the perfect, they had the same circumstances. Chris is... In a nickname.

No, well, yes. You're a criminal. Hear me out. Criminal. Chris is the main character from Ratatouille if he never found the rat. Chris is Lingueini from Ratatouille if the rat never showed up.

He's a panic. Or a different rat. No, or if it... Chris, it was a real rat. It was a real rap. Yeah, just an actual, she real life in real world, non-animated rap. The way that Chris says anything is by running around at a little fire starts and he puts it out with the extinguisher and then throws it. He's very liquid in his movements. Yeah. A fucking cartoon character come to life. All right. We have to wrap this up in a little bit. So I'm just

going to ask you guys one last time, what is your necessary side dish or thing at a Thanksgiving meal? Mine is going to be mac and cheese. I'll throw this out at you. No matter what is there, Turkey's probably almost always going to be there. Yeah, let's go with something that's like, yeah, yeah. For me, if there is not cranberry sauce, and I mean the, like, ridges in the can, gelatin, I like can cranberry sauce. You should bring that. I do not like homemade cranberry sauce.

It's not, I just, I want the ridges in the can, gelatin, like can of cranberry sauce, because it does the all important work of providing an acid to a meal that has none. Every other thing on a cran, every other thing on a Thanksgiving dinner, there's no acid in there. So it's all, that's why it feels so heavy. And like you need some brightness.

You need the acid from the cranberry sauce. In a pinch, doing a dish that has green apple in it, with a few, do some like green apple, like slices on stuffing, game changer. Because again, it adds an acid, which is largely absent from a Thanksgiving meal. So has to be the cranberry sauce. It ties everything together in my penny.

We have, first of all, my grandmother, if ever hears this, my mom who will hear this is gonna tell my grandmother who will slap the shit out of you. Yeah, especially because my grandmother, if ever hears this, my mom who will hear this is gonna tell my grandmother who will slap the shit out of you. Yeah, especially because my grandmother just found out you guys have the same taste in music and it feels like a bond with you. This is gonna kill it. This is going to sever that time.

Dead in the water. She makes a homemade cranberry sauce every year. Makes it. And then also we've had a bunch of dishes with like, you know, from stuff of just like lemon chicken on the side, you know, just stuff with acid because you're right. It does absolutely need it. God, I can't stop thinking about how funny it would be if you made the most decadent, most incredibly well presented, deviled eggs, and then brought a clunk. Yeah, and no, not even in the cat, a plastic plate where you have clearly just gone. Yeah, yeah, and wriggled out a can of cranberry sauce.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's my, you might see that on Thanksgiving. I love that. Yeah, Griff. Well, my favorite thing, I would say greens, collard greens. Collard greens.

Yeah, not mustard. Shit, man, that's, call it greens are one of those dishes that I don't get. Cooked with ham hawks, not turkey neck bones. No, it's different. It tastes better. It's got the, it's got the, the bright kind of fat.

Yeah, only more fat. It tastes a lot better. And you get the chunks of the fucking ham hawk in there. Oh, me, man. So good. Every year when I get the trotters. When I was a kid, because my mom's family is from Mississippi.

And we had his bird. We would go down to a, had his bird Mississippi, one of the most apparently liberal towns in Mississippi, which is proven by the fact that they have, that my grandmother, a marjor, had a Mexican grandson, great grandson. We would go to Highsburg, Mississippi, and we would eat Thanksgiving with them. And then we would spend several days in New Orleans, Louisiana. And Thanksgiving was good. But we would go to a lot of places in New Orleans that made food, not like

the people in Hannesburg. And holy shit, was it that my favorite, favorite fucking Tom. Just eating a poppin' binyees, colored greens. I would eat poboys every day. Yeah. No, I did. In every time I went, I would eat a poboy

every single day. And every time I do go I would eat a poboit every single day. And every time I do go back, because I do all the time, we need to go. I will take you both to New Orleans, and we will have a blast. I've never been to New Orleans as an adult. I will take you. It's so fun. Andrew, you can, the general rule is that you can have one less open container of alcohol in a car than there are people in the car.

That's crazy. There are drive-thru daquery places. You can drink alcohol any time of day throughout all of the city. You anywhere you want. You can just be walking around drinking. And it's fun because like the French-French-French. RIP, bourbon-Stream. This is really a walk of factories.

Yes. And it's tired. Mostly because I'm also falling during. Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure intoxication. Is that a chocolate river? No. No. No.

No. And if you see an oompa loompa, do not cause that. Christ. All right, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us for this Thanksgiving talk and our calls to bring back, roided up Barry. Yeah. Bring back the juice, maybe.

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You're gonna love it. Hello and welcome to RTK. Here's the segment where we take your amazing questions and turn them into extremely dumb answers. This week we're talking about marriage. Hey friends, I left my wife earlier this year. It was hell a bad. And I've been doing my best to get back on my feet. It's going all right, but I recently learned what?

I recently learned my ex-wife is apparently seeing my old roommate who was a groom'sman at our wedding. Oh! How can I politely tell these clown ass losers that they're fucking dead to me? Waste it! Ugh! The best part of that was while you were reading it, watching everyone in the studio's

reaction, Tyler becoming more and more like, oh, a fucking Jerry Springer audience member. Yeah, real 90s. Yeah, Jesus. Every word of that was a different punch to the face. Yes, really. Yeah, that just kept going like every, every sentence worse than the last. My favorite reaction from the crowd was a cameraman Justin who you just got married, right?

Yeah, who I saw you immediately grab your phone. I think to tell your now wife, I love, baby, I love you so much. I love you so much. And Chris, the groomsman, Justin Jop joking said, oh, they got my e-match. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, that really sucks. Yeah. And can we get a combined that fucking that sucks. Yeah. That licks. What? What?

What is that? What do you mean? What do you just say? That licks. That sounds good though. Yeah, it does sound good. So does sucking. But it does.

But it does. And it does. Now, back to this poor sap. So yeah, that really blows. I'm sorry that. See? Yeah. It sucks.

It sucks. It's that blows. That looks. No, that's good. That comes down the throat. Jesus, fuck God. So, man, that really takes it all. Anyway, yeah, I feel really bad because like, yeah,

you've lost two things. One, you've lost a friend because like, you're not gonna be friends anymore with this person who's, you know, hitting the back walls from your ex-wife. And- It'd be pretty fucking crazy if you were though. But, and you're, yeah, dog, it's all good. Listen, nobody has as good a friendship

as George Harrison and Eric Clapton. One could steal the other's wife, and he was just like, yeah, it's just happened sometimes. You know, he was like cool with it. Yeah. It's what happens when you're not Eric Clapton, those cheeks.

God, dammit. See yourself out. Oh. No, it's crazy. Would it be to, hey man, you want to play Fortnite right now? No, I'm a little busy. Yeah, eggplant emoji, peach emoji, wife emoji, fried emoji. It's a emoji.

Oh, man, you want to squat up? No, man. I'm taking time away from a stop detracting because you are right. You lost a friend and you lost... And you lost a spouse. Yeah. And to give you the genuine invite, I was like, because the question is, how do I like clown on these losers? Yeah. I mean, I think the best revenge is like a life well lived. If you want to do it, is like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

How can I politely tell these clown ass losers that they're fucking dead to me? Oh, you buy living a good life. And by, I mean, honestly, she got to get a better bitch. Yeah. Just kind of caught there and get the thing, right? Is that you have to like, running. Would you sign a custom?

I would do. Yeah. The genuine answer is to, it to like, running, would you sign a curse on him? That's what I would do, yeah. Yeah, the genuine answer is to, I've done that. It's to block and move on. That's what you would have to move on. That's what you would have to move on. It's the, you block and move on. I recently, I may have talked about this before even,

got out of a relationship, we were sort of friendly for a while, and then I had to ask them something and texted them, and she didn't respond. And I realized that I had been blocked, something and texted them and she didn't respond. And I realized that I had been blocked and I was like really hurt. And then we saw each other at a party and we were like super cordial and friendly.

What I'm trying to say is there was no inciting incident and I asked like, hey, what happened? And she was like, oh, it's not a mean thing. It's just like, I think it would be better if we just aren't able to talk to each other. I think we're still both getting over this thing. I think, you know, I don't wanna text you in a way or have you text me in a way and like, you know,

I just think it's better and I was like, holy shit. Yeah, that's, yeah. I've only ever used the block for bad situations, but that is a very mature one. This is a bad situation and you should block their asses. I would say don't just block unfollow. Yeah, remove your life entirely. Ex size.

Ex size. Yeah, exactly. Don't just block unfollow. Get rid of them all social media. Make it a, and honestly make it a two-way street. Like, they can't see into your life. Yeah, block them and then unfollow. Block them unfollow so they can, they can get them out.

So they don't get a window in your world, you get into theirs. From now on, you are strangers. Like, you enter this new relationship where like, I don't wanna know from them and you won't. And they won't know from you. And then again, live a better life, get a, you know, you know, better relationship. And that's how you, that's how you do it, I think. Andrew's tapped into something here. Much like you're never mind. I think if you want to do this right truly block them get a better bitch.

Yep. Move on. Have a good life. But if you want revenge, here it comes. Here comes the vice you. This is what you pay for. This is the one you actually want. You don't block them and you fuck his mom. Absolutely. And not just fuck his mom. That's so mean.

And not just fuck his mom, you make her fall in love. Oh, absolutely. You romance his mom. You make his mom feel like she's 20 again. Yeah. But you make her feel like the most desired person on earth. You make her feel just incredible. Here's how it starts,

because I have my own similar plan in motion already. Uh huh. First of all, you get yourself invited to Thanksgiving. That's right. Where the mom's gonna be there. That's right. And then you decide, Hey, can I bring something like mashed potatoes

or devil eggs or I'm gonna fuck your mom Now I yeah, you just start you know Here's what you do First off as you play a little fucking counter ball. All right, some defense. You add a little bit of a wedge between mom and son by bringing a box of stuff that looks like it was old from your childhood. Now, if you don't have this, go to a thrift store.

Good way. Take up a bunch of stuff. You're gonna put it in a cardboard box. You're gonna take it to his a cardboard box. You're going to take it to his childhood home when his mom is there and explain to her, I just, you know, after what he did to me, I can't, I can't have this stuff in my house anymore. And the mom's going to ask, what did my boy do? And that's when you tell her that her little boy is a slut. That her little boy is getting sloppy seconds from your ex-wife.

And your terrible. It was terrible. And like you're devastated, you're like completely wrecked about this. You just need to like feel comfort and feel loved and feel like. Now you're going to split a wedge between this guy and his mom. As she really is. You're about to break one of the strongest bonds there is.

Yeah. Yeah. Barry bonds. This bond is juiced up. This is a juiced up bond. The mother, the love between a mother and a son is on anabolic standards. Yes, right.

And plays for the God damn San Francisco giant cello. But what I'm saying is is that breaking this bond is going to help you in the late stage of the game when you're going to need to gaslight him into believing that there's nothing going on between you and his mom. Because that's the other important part of this plan. You play forgiveness.

Is you have to, you have to play forgiveness in all facets of interacting with this person, except the first two times that you're one on one talking together alone. No text messages, no DMs, nothing. This can't be a phone call. There's no way that it can get recorded. No evidence. You have to tell this guy, I'm gonna fuck your mom. Yeah.

That's, now it's psychological work. Yes, now it's Ocean's 11 where they know the highest is on it's the Italian job and this guy's Edward Norton protecting his mom. But his, his like panic brain is going to fuck it up for him and he's going to actually. Like his mom has a nice thing. Exactly.

Exactly. He's going to over correct. He's going to panic. He's going to like my friend told me he was going to have sex with you mom. That's you're being, you're being crazy. You're being crazy son. Our mom has been nothing but nice and sweet. He smashed cut to you.

Smash cut. Smash cut to smashing. Yeah. Yeah. Smash cut to smash and that cut, baby. Oh, God. There. And that's what you have to do.

Yes. Yeah, because I think it's brilliant, because what you're essentially doing is setting up a split in the bond where you really have an uncomfortable situation between a mother and son, and you're creating a situation where much like you as a teenager want to rebel against this person

by doing the one thing that would hurt them the most, which you are starting to see is more and more and more of an option. So what I'm trying to say is if you wanna get back at this person, you fuck their mom. You make, no, again, I'm gonna reiterate, you don't just do that. You make their mom fall in love with you.

All in love with you. Now here's the real kicker. Is you falling in love with the mom? You're gonna have to fall in love with the mom. Yeah? You're gonna have to fall in love with the mom. Yeah. You're gonna have to fall in love with the mom. Yeah, no. There's no way out of this because if you don't fall in love with the mom, you're just

as bad as he is. Yeah. And that's soft. And that's all we want for you. No. Want you to be better. You have to fall in love with the mom, or at least be very good at faking it until she dies of natural causes. You can't have to fall in love with the mom, or at least be very good at faking it until she dies of natural causes.

You can't have a hand in the death. That's too far. You have to be genuinely in love with the mom for the payoff to work. Right. Because it means that this mom will die loving you more than she loves her son. That's right.

That's the ultimate payoff. That's the ultimate. That's the ultimate pay off. Yeah. And that's it. And that's it. I think that's good advice. That's good advice. And I mean, then you get the ultimate trump card as long as you like are alive, which is you get to call your friend that that your groom's been who is now smashing your ex-wife.

You get to call him son, which, I mean, a greater dunk, a greater posterization does not exist. Also, here's the other reason why the falling of love works. And maybe there's a little piece of this that makes you feel better. The relationship between the groomsman and the wife, odds are incredibly low that it's going to actually work.

That's going to be so volatile. Yeah. Yeah. It's a terrible relationship. Built on a poison foundation. Yeah. Poisonous. Also, she's bad apparently.

Yes. Yeah. And they're both bad. They both are. They both don't care about you. No. And they both care about partners. And they're also, there's no loyalty and they're clearly showing

that the thing that is the most attractive to them in a relationship is this like story tale passion rather than being committed and loving. And like very rarely there are situations where people go through something like this because like stopping at the altar or whatever, the like romcom shit. Yeah.

That's rare and incredibly rare. And I also think very bad. Also, if the grooms had a had a had a had a motions for the bride before that. He shouldn't have been a little bitch and you should have stopped the wedding. Yeah. Saved you all the hard. Saved you all the hard. It can time, you know?

Yep. Yep. So, um, so invite. I so I put a bow on this, invite us to the wedding when you marry them. Yes, please. Yes. Send us the end. Yes. We will go. But my, really quick, before untiring the both of you, just say I can peek into peek inside. The reason I bring that up is because not only will you have this forever love with this dude's mom, but in one to two years maximum, this relationship that they had that kicked off of this life-ruining

experience will be over and this person will have fucking nothing. Yeah, nothing, a show, a husk. So either you take one of one or both of our advices where you block them, you live a better life, you forget them, you don't need these people, you become better, their relationship crumbles, because it's built on a fucking bullshit ass, like it's the wrongness makes it feel hot. But it doesn't last. Yeah, and it doesn't last. And then you just have a better life.

Or you don't even need that revenge thing, you just live happily, and you don't need anything from them anymore because you're your own person and you you are in charge of your own happiness or you fucked her mom. You fucked her mom. She falls in love with you. She hates her son and um yeah. He dies sat in the loan and you and you and you're and yeah yeah and and you are also a fucking ledge like the best like you're a kid. You're good. Yeah. Her last words won't even be about him. Nope.

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