Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Legend of the Magic Pants - #729

Episode Date: December 14, 2022

Join Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Chris Demarais, and BlackKrystel as they talk about cartoon awakenings, Chris having too many hot tubs, magic pants, the brotherhood of the naughty trunk, a pee seeking shark, and more!  Sponsored by ExpressVPN, Helix Sleep, and Stamps.com Go to http://expressvpn.com/rooster to get 3 extra months free with 12-month plan. Go to http://helixsleep.com/ROOSTER to get up to $200 off all mattress orders and 2 free pillows. Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/rooster. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show! Already FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I was didn't do the intro. We were talking about, right before the podcast, Vika said yes, chef, which by the way, is like my favorite response to any question ever. And Gus said, do you watch the bear? And Vika said, I don't want real people's shows. Yes. Yeah, but like, in my mind, I was like,

is she talking about reality shows? Cause the bear's not a reality show, like real people. No, no want real people's shows. Yes. Yeah, but in my mind, I was like, is she talking about reality shows? Cause the bear's not a reality show, like real people. No, no, real people. I am humans. Yeah, humans. I'm more of a 2D fan. I'm a little 3D CGI, but when it comes to real people shows,

I have like the smallest list in the world. What if you exclusively watch shows with like, animomorphic animals and stuff? Like I don't watch real people show. They have to be like, the lion figure. Yeah, it's gotta be like, Lion King or it's like, Teletubbies or like,

things that aren't human, you're all about, but if there's a human it. But Anna's in pajamas. Oh, exactly. Yeah. They're coming down the stairs. And maybe if there's a human on the peripherals part of the show, you know, you're like,

I don't really, it's not true to form, but I'll put up with it if it's like a side character, you know. That's high-prescissive. Like a who friend Roger Rabbit, what about that? That's what I'm talking about. Is that a good crossover? Too much real people. There's too much real people.

I think so. I think it's too much real people. Like 50, 50. Yeah, if anything, it's like, it's, it's, it's, I don't know, it's perfect. Goofy movie? Perfect. Yeah, Goofy movie, exactly. There's no real people in that, is there?

Exactly. We're about space jam. Then we're trying to... You're trying to find where the line is. The line is space jam? It's pandering. Oh, space jam. I thought someone said,

space jam and I was like, why? That's only real people. That's real, real people. No, the Michael Jordan movie. Yeah. I mean, it is the Michael Jordan production. Right.

Space Jam's good. Man, I just, Roger Rabbit is such a classic. Okay, man. And I feel like, I don't know about you guys, Jessica Rabbit, sexual awakening. 100% for a lot of people myself included. I saw a podcast one time where someone was talking about Jessica Rabbit and someone's like, no man, that's weird, like being into a rabbit,

like no, and I'm like, she's not a rabbit. She's a human who married Roger Rabbit, so her last name is Rabbit. By the way, I'm gonna- She didn't keep her maiden name. What's her name? Did you see what her maiden name is? What's your-

I don't think so. Jessica Johnson. Jessica Beale. I think he- I think people like her if you just- I'm in the same room at the same time. Rabbit with Jessica, not- So Jessica Johnson Jessica Biel The same room at the same time rabbit with Jessica not the the female rabbit in space jam Bola bunny Who heard last name? Because I'll still say she's also still hot still still where are we getting for me? Lola bunny can get it. Honestly, I'm gonna them fools

This is why we you don't like real people things. Yeah, it makes so much sense now. I'm starting to cover my true identity. Did you have real question, a cartoon character, or even like any character from your childhood that was, as you would say, a sexual awakening for you in any capacity? Has to be cartoon. Can I pull out the list?

What was your goal? What was your goal? It's a big one. What was your first cartoon boner? Oh, that's really supposed. That means that's the question you're asking. Ascended, right? Yeah.

I had a friend who was into Bart Simpson. What? Which I thought was the weirdest thing. What? That's a weird one. She, I think she liked his like bad boy act too. Is it the voice? I'm curious because the voice is kind of like, but done by an older woman too.

Why? Yeah, this was going to say a lot of questions. But yeah, no, I had a friend who was into Bart Simpson. Is it the voice? I'm curious because the voice is kind of like done by an older woman. Yeah But yeah, no, I have a friend who was a debar since then. I don't know who mine would have been I feel like I'm into more like female cartoon characters than I am into the boy cartoon characters not hair and old for sure That's stewie from family guy mommy mommy mom, Lewis I don't know nothing comes to mind. I'm still trying to think. I don't know. Nothing comes of mine. I can't think of the first.

I feel like it would probably, you know, like, in early internet, they had a lot of like images and stuff. I'm sure there was like some people would like do dirty drawings of like characters. Oh, I don't even know which one it would have been, but just like probably one of those. They still do those, come on. I'm older, so they're like, Oh, they, they still do.

They still do. You're Kings or Showy. Sorry, I just, I don't King Shame says. I just gotta, I stumbled upon a lot of naked Disney characters. I'm older, so when I was young, there was like only really shitty cartoons, like really bad. Like, it was like, I mean,

I think the best you could do would be like Velma from Scooby Doo, right? Okay, shit. I like to say like steamboat Mickey. I think that's like a common cherry lake. But the- Oh, okay. But I never watched it, but there was like that anime movie

from the 80s called Heavy Metal, and I remember the cover of it. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, and it's got like a Bucsome lady on it. Yeah. I was like, oh, I would see it in the video store and be like, what's that? No, you see that cartoon looks interesting.

It's like heavy metal. Heavy metal. Oh, she bad. Hold on. Hold on. It's from the 81. Yeah. Let me see.

Ooh. Yeah. It kind of looks like Barbara Ella a little bit. Oh, yeah, I could see that. Yeah, I think I need to possibly. It's a movie I never watched. But I was like, I would see that. Yeah, I think I need to possibly. It's like a movie I never watched, but I was like, I would see the cover at the video store, if you'd be like,

what's that? What's that? Yeah. Okay, so I got to it. It probably was a Disney character story. Character story, for sure. I, this is gonna sound weird and people are probably gonna judge me for it.

I thought Gaston was pretty hot. I mean, who would anyone judge you for that? Well, because he's a dickhead. You know, like he, he's a dickhead. You know, like he's first to be like the villain and like the lowest you guys are dickheads. That's true. But Chris included.

Todd, are you handsome now? You're a bad boy, Chris. Don't go down this further. What are we playing star-dew with Chris? And he got into a mood and he just over and over the whole time you keep saying I'm a bad boy Was it me it was you was it me. I'm not sure. I don't remember it was one of that. I thought it was Chris I mean it was I've been a bad boy

It was you I remember that is not the first word I would use to describe you If the title of this podcast isn't Chris is a bad boy, or it has been a bad boy. I'm just kidding, please. I'm trying to think it's a bad boy's boy. How have you been a bad boy? Well, what Bart Simpson thinks did you do? Yeah, we need to know.

Okay, y'all talk, let me think. Right, just keep going. So he wears a leather jacket. Right, that boy. I'm trying to think of. Talked bad to those parents. You're very polite to his parents. Right, I guess he just talked back to other people in the world.

Chris is pretty polite. Yeah, I'm like, well, I probably told this, one time I didn't go to Halloween because I threw my vampire things at my mom. She out on a bad boy. Whoa. Such a bad boy.

Are you allowed to be non-present right now? I was straight to jail. Straight to jail. I had to stay in Halloween. Hold her. Too young. Too young to miss out on Halloween. So it was a big deal then.

Oh, yeah, it was like it was kind of strong. Yeah, well, because the reason she yelled at me was, I was putting baby powder on my face, trying to make myself pale like a vampire. And I made a big mess and then I got an argument how I need it to be pale. This is a vampire. I was probably like seven or eight. Okay.

And the funny thing is I could imagine you doing that today. Still, and wondering why it's not working. I'll think some other better. I found a list of 15 badass women who sparked our queer awakening. Are you got a list for a list? And see let's agree or disagree. Okay. Zena. Oh, Zena worry princess. Breaking in me. Absolutely. Dana Scully. Oh, that was a big one for me. Yeah. And I was a teenager. Yeah. Jillian Anderson. X-Files. She's very pretty. X-Files. Yeah. Sailor Moon. Sailor Moon for me wasn't as much because like,

no, the red lady, the enemy in Sailor Moon. Like, she's bad. I was talking to, I'm going to sidebar about Sailor Moon for a second, we're gonna continue this. I was talking, I don't know if you've seen this. I was talking to Blaine a few weeks ago about the live action Sailor Moon series that used to air in Japan back in 2003, 2004.

It was kind of like how did powering Jews, right? The way they like, it filmed it that way. I know what you're talking about. I'm just curious, you get to see it, okay. So yeah. I still need to watch that. It's a twang. Ellen Ripley.

Oh, for me. Oh, 100% so Grunny, we've very like stop, stop. The X ladies, which I think just means like rogue and storm and misty. Oh, for sure. For me, it was rogue. I was into the hair. Was it the accent? Oh, the hair rogue and storm and misty. Oh, okay, which for sure, for me it was rogue. I was into this. Was it the accent?

Oh, the hair. The stripe and the body suit and everything. Princess Leia, of course. Mm-hmm, yeah. Buffy? Buffy? Yeah, I never watched Buffy. Buffy's good.

Yeah. I had to crush some Buffy. You did? Yep. And of course. Or Sarah Michelle, go. Yeah, I'm Flex. Oh, yeah, that was, that was weird though.

Yeah. I remember watching it be like, Yeah, I'm Flux. Oh yeah, that was, why was, why was, that was weird though. I remember watching it be like, oh, this is real weird. This is an interesting one. Chitara. I don't know about that one. I'm a little older, I remember. We didn't have much back then.

Yeah, yeah, we're here. You know, I'm a little older, I remember we didn't have much back then. Yeah, yeah, we're here. You know, I'm a little older, I remember we didn't have much back then. Yeah, yeah, we're here. You know, I'm a little older, I remember we didn't have much back then.

Yeah, yeah, we're here. You know, I'm a little older, yeah. Oh, all the Star Trek ladies, of course. Mm-hmm. I was gonna say, what about like, Josie and the pussy cats that I'm a film film deaf not not deaf me. I'm a I'm a film You're a film. Yeah. Well, hey, Velma's like really popular I would say more popular than a death date. I also like Mary Ann more than What's your name on Gilligan's island what about Betty or Veronica? What's interesting one?

Veronica I think Archie Archie comics. Betty Veronica, there was the blonde who is like a little more like wholesome and then Veronica who is a little more sensual dark hair. And it was always competition between them and Archie. I generally, I generally, it would have probably had the dark hair.

I've generally more into dark hair. That's part of my you know bad boy Good list. That's a real good list. There's a couple other ones, but yeah, I agree with all them also like the Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn all those characters from the DC stuff Mama Mia Pete Saria Mama Mia, pizza ria. Well, the Gotham verse is like well verse with awesome characters, but the ladies especially. I, I cannot help myself. Told you this fight on like real people, thanks.

There's so much options compared to real life. You, you limited by your location. I do remember like on the bus, this is a video game, but like a friend having an Nintendo magazine or not or been a video game like. Game-matching. Yeah, and then like showing. Nintendo-matching. Like showing pictures of a

Tomb Raider and stuff. I knew he's gonna say, I literally said, go ahead. Yeah, like all the boys in the bus being like, oh, she's so hot, look at her boobs. Yeah, look at it, it looks like she's stuffed like Kleiner's box in there. What are your little girls have angular boobs like that?

You know how like there's the thing that you have actually stuffed in Kleiner? She just said the box. Don't, that's not she gonna go like that. My favorite girl doesn't have any curves. That's a little bit of a dog. Just a harsh angle, just give me the angle. Just point, that's it.

Well, her angles are so cute. Hey, what the polygons do? Yeah. Uh, the Lara Croft classic. Yeah, that was, uh, what a weird time in like video game marketing and like video games in general. Yeah. Every now and then you see on Reddit people will post like, look at this weird video game

ad from the 90s like oh, yeah That's a dad. It's a weird like that's no good shouldn't be doing that like an age well kind of thing. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I feel like just obvi sexual right for no reason like Two which is generally like a game boy ads. Yeah, oh the ads are like this is spicy. They're horny. Yeah Gameboy ads are like this is spicy. They're horny. Yeah Horny for Gameboys and just everything I'm not the times but also I think more so now than ever like more women are playing games And I think back in the 90s and early 2000s gaming was seen as a Very much primarily male dominated kind of industry and so sex cells. Yeah, and that's kind of I think I was back then

It was very loseery for a long time. Yeah, I remember because I was that I was that loser. Oh, that was me. Oh, like it was seen as like not a popular thing to be doing. Right. I was thought it was weird that they say like sex cells, but then they'll not want to make a video game starting like a female protagonist. Like they were really like two-meter was an exception, but like really during that era, it was all, it's all, it's dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes. No chicks is like main characters. There was, yeah.

Every now and then they would lean into it, but I felt like it was overly gratuitous. Like, yeah. Like, yeah. Yeah. Like, yeah. Like, yeah. Advertising with Tomb Raider,

there was also that other series on PlayStation. What was it? Heavenly Sword. It's not a single helix, Siphon Filter. Was that what it was called? Heavenly Sword. It was double helix, Simon Filter. Was that what it was called? Double helix. Where it was like the two hot women protagonists who were also like lesbian lovers.

Yeah, I know. I was talking about that. Oh, this is all just an excuse to like have racey ads with them. Interesting. I know there's also like Bayonetta. It's another popular one. Mm-hmm. But that's definitely more like a contemporary.

Like it's definitely a big shift. I feel like when we get into the 2000s, like the later 2010s, I guess. Like before that growing up, I'd be like, okay, the only way I say I can see like chicks that I'm okay with being over sexual, I guess. Or at least I could play as them. I was like fighting games.

Like, when we were combat was coming out the gate with ladies and kind of stayed all the way through. But like it is lots of bitties all up in your face. I don't know if you ever saw a BK, but many years ago, Rucherti's did an episode of immersion, which was like, Oh yeah. A show where they tested out gaming concepts and stuff like that, where they had women's fighting.

And so like- Like actually, like they had two women come in who were wearing like, essentially the costume- The outfit. The clothes they wore. That two women in a fighting game would be wearing. I think they replicated it on this identically and had them like, you know, like kind of play fight at each other to see how they would hold up and it's like, yeah, no good. No, not in combat. Fear effect to retro helix. Retro here. You had the helix. That was close.

Yeah, that was a bad experiment. Yeah, so bad. Well, even like, you see, that's also like 2009. You'll see even like in MMOs to this day, or it's like the battle armor. Yeah, it's like that armor's not doing anything. The armor or the outfit and fighting games. I mean, my favorite fighting game is probably one of the worst when it comes to being like super sexual over the top. I love the game, Dead or Alive.

Dead or Alive. Yeah. And like, homegirls are in bikinis that are covering only their nips. And I'm like, yeah, I guess so. Those are definitely staying up. But yeah, your real life is this. Are you a big beach volleyball fan? Oh my God, for sure. You kidding me?

I think that's fun. I don't mind playing or watching people play that game. What's it ever? It's been a while. I'm a lot to appreciate. They say it keeps the male gaze, but I would say I am enjoying the gaze very much. Right.

Right. Right. Right. Right. We did a silly video, a Kayla film, a silly video the other day. There was this TikTok explaining like the female gaze kind of, and they had this guy who, I guess the best way to describe what they explain it as is he's not, quote unquote, conventionally attractive, but he has a way that he looks into the camera

that has made a lot of women on TikTok feel a certain way. Oh, yeah. I've heard of this trend. Explain like how he looks at them. And then I think Kayla had a lot of the guys at the office try to recreate that. I don't know how it turned out. I don't know if anyone took it seriously. I'm gonna guess not well.

Yeah, probably not. I'll do it right now. Save it, did you do it for the video? Save it. I didn't do it for the video. I didn't see the video. Are you doing it into the camera right now? That's, I thought that's what that was.

Yeah. Ah! Ladies, he's a bad boy. Oh, there it is. I got picked up for my water. That's our thumbnail right, there it is. I picked it for my water. That's our thumbnail right there by the way. I'm not picking it up. Whoa.

Go to your room, Chris. Bad boy. Eat my shorts. Oh, I hate it. I saw this really dumb thing online the other day. I guess there's an ATM that was made like as part of an art exhibit and it's at a museum currently in Miami where the ATM keeps a leaderboard of people who have the most money in their bank account.

I saw that too. It was the weirdest thing. I can't believe that's a real. And it takes your picture, right? It takes your picture and then puts you on the leaderboard with your picture and how much money you have in your bank account. I would, what?

That seems like a security risk. I want to just hang out in like a ski mask with like a gun behind it and be in all of the photos. You're just gonna photo bomb. I feel like I don't care about the leaderboard or the social experiment or what any of this means like on a philosophical level. I just want a photo bomb on the photos on the kiosk. Yeah, I think a Diplo that tweeted a photo of himself like taking the number one spot

on the leaderboard with like $3.2 million of the thing. I think there was a video that was followed up in that thread of someone who got I think got $9 million or like had $9 million in the bank account. And I'm just like, who are these people? Who are using an ATM, first of all? Also, I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

I mean, you have that much money in just sitting in a bank account anyway. I know. Chris would never do that. Should be an investment, so why not? I just can't imagine walking around with a car that has access to that much money. Right? That's like that account. That's all the size of that. Right, I'm not walking around with a car that has access to that much money, right? Like that's like that account.

Right, I'm not walking around coming to a public venue with a car that can tap into those funds. That stays there. Like I better put in an account number or something. I'm not doing it. You're like a 16 digit pin. Right. Yeah, you're going to call me on the second phone on my burner phone to get a code. I'm surprised so many people are doing it willingly. Again, like it just seems like such a security risk. It's like, hello everyone, this is me

and this is how much money I have. Please rub me. Yeah, you walk out of that gallery, they're like, all right, here we go. Top target. I do like seeing it scrolling too and like seeing like rank number 55 and 56 and it's like $100.

Yeah. I was like, oh. Yeah, you're not gonna move up that list. I wanna I was like, oh. Yeah, you're not going to move up that list. Oh, I want to go and get the lowest. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't see a full video, but yeah, I saw it down to like, I think the lowest, I saw it was like a hundred bucks.

It's not always like 300 bucks, but yeah, it's like pretty low. Yeah. Yeah, you can get negative in your bank account. I know. I've been there before. Which is, I think, I remember when that happened to me and it was such a disturbing feature of the way banking works. I don't know if it's like worldwide or just in the US

where it's like if you don't have enough and you overdraft, there's a fee. Yeah. So they take more money out when you already don't have the money to pay for what you need to be paying for. It's like, that's insanity. It's pretty tough. Or you can pay for a special kind of account that has like overdraft protections.

Yes. That's how it gets you. Then they pull from your other account. No, they just take the same fee. And they pull from your savings account instead of putting you in the negative. I was like, it's still my money. I don't like this. That's crazy.

Man, yeah, that was a, I saw remember being just like shocked when that happened. It's still my money. I don't like this. That's crazy Man Yeah, that was a I I saw remember being just like shocked when I have you wait I You're taking more money from someone who doesn't have how can you take what does not exist? Chris Chris was channeling Batman before the podcast and I heard it coming out a little bit there I heard the gruff and then it went away He gets he gets really mad when he talks about banking. He's a bad boy. He's a bad boy. Speaking of banking, you mentioned like a ATM card.

Didn't maybe think about something. I had the other day, I had someone come out to my place because I wanted them to clean my dryer vent. Okay. Oh, those things are cool. Yeah. Like I bought one myself at Home Depot to try to do it myself. It's like a long tube thing. Yeah, you put it on a drill.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And then you put it into the vent and it spings and pulls stuff out. But the one I got at Home Depot wasn't long enough. So I need to call it professional. So I call it a company to come up and do it. And they show up with this really long extension thing. You know, it's the same thing I bought, but like way longer.

Uh huh. And yeah, industrial. And the guys like telling me about all the weird stuff he found, he's like, yeah, one time, the machine got stuck in there and had to reach in and I pulled out a leg. Oh, but it was like a small leg. He's like, it was a rat.

What? Oh, he was like, I pulled off a rat's leg and he would just been cooking in there. That took Chris on so many different adventures. I like, first he thought it was a small leg. He's like it was a rat. What? I pulled off a rat's leg and he would just been cooking in there. That took Chris on so many different adventures. I like first he thought it was a human leg. Then he thought it was a baby leg. Trying to comprehend a human leg. That's mine. But that's how he's told it.

He didn't say it was a rat leg. He said I pulled out a leg. I was like, what? I was like a doll leg, maybe. Right. I was like Barbie doll. That makes him. He said another time, like he thought a bird flew out at him

But he was a dead bird that had just like gotten kicked up and like flew into his like it got propelled up into his face Wait, wait, wait, there's a dead bird in the vent. Yeah And he goes Hit him in the face when he was pulling the thing out So he's talking to you about all this weird stuff. He found and You know, he's like cleaning mine out mine out. And I started getting worried like, oh shit, what's he gonna find in this one? And he's like, an arm.

He pulls something out, he's like, oh, it's an insurance card. That was like, what? He was, yeah, look, it's an insurance card. It wasn't mine, it was like the previous owner. I was like, that's funny. He's like, that's not my name, he's like, oh, there's also a gift card in here.

And he pulled out like a $10 visa gift card. I love how there's a multiple card. Did you use it? It was expired. No. My guess is probably the person dried their clothes with the cards in their pocket or whatever and it somehow got sucked into the vent. But how? How do the dryer into the vent? Yeah, the way it shouldn't fit. Yeah, and he was like, okay, he's like, I admit, that's the first time I've ever seen an insurance card. I've never seen that one before. That's a new one for me. Did he write it down? It was probably expired.

There's gotta be a list of it. Like, I guess it's cool things. Oh, so the next house he goes, so look, I've taken a leg, a bird, and an insurance card. What did you guys? Let's see what you got. It's like, Aero and a little mermaid with her collection. Yeah.

Look at this stuff. Is it neat? I found it up with some dry ur sheets. Well, my best stuff that comes out is nasty. I'm not going to round on those legs. Did you return your little dryer thing? No, I've still got it. You want it?

I want to try and use it. I've been wanting to do that for a while. I'll bring it in. I think we have one too. Yeah, it's a great idea. I guess my vent shaft, or whatever you call it, was just way too and use it. I've been wanting to do that for a while. I'll bring it in. I think we have one too. Yeah, it's a great idea just I guess my vent shaft or whatever you call it, which is way too long for it. Shap saving.

Yeah. I, I, yeah. Yeah, it's like the really big cause for house fires. Dryer vents. Yeah, because they get full of stuff and then the heat and then it's all lint so very. It's all spontaneously combust. Yeah, so it's like really?

Yeah, like it gets hot because of the hot air and then like it's like, it's flammable. Expelling properly. The idea of that, it's crazy to me. I can't comprehend that. You gotta see the videos of this. I mean, there's rat legs, there's bra... But it's like, it's like the amount of stuff

that will come out is crazy. It's like, it's like, you know, it's just a little vent and it's like, it's like, it know, just a little vent inside. It's like, it's like a party trick. He's like one of those clowns. He's like going, he's pulling in the fabric out. It's just dust and yeah, it's just lint and lint. Mostly lint. Disgusting. Yeah. Do you guys have good dryers? Do you like your dryers? I look much like a lot. Yeah. I've got a couple years ago. Acting up a little bit. So I'm looking for a replacement. Yeah. What do you want?

Just need to clean your vent I we have and it has not really improved it it's just not drying our clothes very well I actually because of that we recently went on a vacation and I had so much laundry to do yeah like to the point where with our dryer not functioning properly it probably would have been like seven loads of laundry if not more so I was like I like, I can't, this is going to take me weeks to get through. So I'm just going to pay a laundry service. I had to laundry service for the first time, which was life changing. It's obviously like, it's going to cost you something, but you bag up your dirty clothes, they take them, they wash them for you, fold them for you, and deliver them back within 24 hours.

And I'm like, hold them. Yeah. And if you give them, if you give them hangers, they hang them too. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I don't know. I don't know. I think all my clothes came back clean and I was just able to put them away.

And I'm like, this saved me probably like hours. Oh, two weeks of doing laundry. Well, yeah, getting you dry or two. Yeah, you weren't gone that long. So to make seven weeks alone. I also had like towels and I had like other laundry that I didn't do before the vacation The end built we also were somewhere where there was like a beach so like everything I brought even if I didn't end up using it and

Smelled and like was just like you know being in the luggage with every I think every other thing Yeah, I also pack have you okay? I I No judgment but I remember like I've had a washer dryer like where I've had a washer and dryer like where I, in my, like where I live for a while, but remembering when you had to like, a place where there was no like washer, dryer like in the complex and you had to like drive to the laundry mat. And I would put it off so long until I had nothing to wear.

I would wear like, like, I would be like, what, under what, what can this be underwear? I just nothing to wear. I would wear like yeah like I would be like what under what can this be underwear? I just just can't underwear. Yeah that too. That's bad boy Chris. Like the ugly Chris doesn't wear underwear sometimes and sometimes he wears you know like. Cherts is underwear. He does. Communion hole. Just that's the worst visually trying to put it on. So it doesn't clump up underneath your pants. There's like some sort of underwear. It's like a reverse shirt.

Do your arms go through the legs? That's what I'm saying. Do your arms go through the legs? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, arms go through the legs. So then the neck hole is now a convenient hole. A convenient hole. Oh.

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like essentially like the quote unquote penthouse. So it was the most beautiful room in the entire apartment because it was just all windows. And it was just like just the laundry room. And I was like, this is amazing. I wanna just like come up here and do my laundry and bring a coffee and like hang out. I was like, they should do this in every single apartment building.

That does seem like bad use of like space. Space, like. It definitely was questionable. It's like, that's like the most expensive, like room. Yeah, I think it's just like, it's just no apartment building. So like every unit, depending on the size of course, is essentially the same. Yeah, but normally there's like an upcharge though.

Yeah, like the top floor. Yeah, the top floor. Yeah. Yeah, the top same. Yeah, but normally there's like an upcharge though. Yeah, like the top floor. Yeah, with all the windows, that's the most expensive one. And then they could just do like the one below it. They still had some units up there. Like it wasn't the entirety of the floor. It was like a section of the top floor. So that's why you pay more when you're up there because you're close to the laundry room.

There it is. They don't have to wash the upcharge. Very true. When I was in college, I had to, you know, we had like a laundry room down, kind of like in the basement, like the lower level. Number one time, like I was doing my laundry and I was like, check the, I was in college, I had to, you know, we had like a laundry room down kind of like in the basement Like the lower level Number one time like I was doing my laundry and I was like check the I was in my room And I was like check the time I was like, oh the dryer is probably done

I should go get my stuff out of the dryer went downstairs And like I got there right as the dryer was finishing. It's like oh cool perfect timing I pulled everything out of the dryer put it my basket went back to my room And I was like I'm gonna fold it all put it up wait when I get to my room got to my room Start putting everything away and there was a pair of pants in there that wasn't mine. Oh, you get it. That's always exciting. Yeah, and I was like, oh, and they fit. Oh, you get it. Wow.

You've won. Did you keep them? Yeah, I called them my magic pants. Wow. Those become your lucky pants, after that. That's the most un-gust thing to do. Where's someone else's pants? They were clean. They just came out of the laundry.

Yeah. I guess. They did. Yeah, I don't know. How do They just came out of the laundry. Yeah, I guess. They did. Yeah, I don't even know the history of the pants. Would you have done that with a shirt? Oh. If it fit and I liked it, sure. What about underwear? No, definitely.

There's a line. Yeah, that's what you're telling us. What is someone wore those commando? They were clean. They were clean. And I'm not going, I didn't wear them, Command O. Okay, okay, I have a layer of protection, right? So I would be like, huh, new shirt or new sock, single sock.

Not pants. Or, or, like, did you ever wear a sock as underwear? The visual no, why would you say that? I have to. I'm trying to think, I might, would you need to get it out of my mind Keep Jean jeans are scratchy and not particularly comfortable I'm talking to like like a no show stock Like how big of a stock do we need?

It's a literal tube sock There's a beacuse first and last RRC podcast. Oh, my Washington. Oh, man, you really are about that. I feel like I have just just to keep myself from being scratched by jeans. If you do it, don't ever tell us. I'm not gonna do it now.

I have to watch a dryer like in my house. I just also want to specify, I'm talking like this dryer because it would take me so long. The dryer takes about four run-throughs to dry clothes. Wow. Something's definitely- Something like an hour running. So that's why I opted to do this

because that's why I would have taken these. I just want to specify that. Yeah, I don't know what's going on with it. Do you mind saying is it gas or electric? I think it's electric. Yeah. I don't know what's going on with it. Do you mind saying is it gas or electric? I think it's electric. Yeah. I don't know. I understand that you needed to do it,

but like personally, I don't know if I can have like a stranger touch my clothes. Do you ever try a clay stuff? So the outer layer, I don't dry clean my, oh, I didn't use any. I didn't use my, my personal. I did my own socks and underwear. I sent them like my pants and my shirts

and all those things. I wouldn't send a stranger. That's what I'm saying, actually, my nether of things. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm not, there's a lot going on. Right, right. So if you might not want to share your standable dealing with. Chris has a lot going on too. Don't make any assumptions.

Yeah, he sucks. Right, you're right, I can't. Where's what he's got going on? But I actually, like the service that I use, it was really sweet because they connect you with a person who's gonna wash your clothes and you can see their bio. And this was like a mom of two young boys

and she's just looking for ways to supplement my income, blah, blah, blah, blah. So it's like you get to know the person who's actually doing. So did they do it at their home? Or is it? I think so. I think it's just like you could sign up to be involved in this service and you just like pick up the clothes,

you do it at your own place, and then you bring it back. And we're like, true. Like, pretty much. Yeah. It was pretty cool. Interesting. That's cool. You're ever in a pickle or have a broken dryer.

It's not a bad idea. Any of y'all want a hot tub? Yes. Does it work? You said, wanna, do you mean want A or want two? Want A. Okay, no. I don't know both. Do you have access to a hot tub?

Too many hot tubs. What? What hot tub? Too many hot tubs. What? I have too many hot tubs. How many? I don't have a, I don't have, like physically in your space. I, I, I, I, so I don't need a hot tub. I don't have a good place in my house for a hot tub.

Wait, you say you have multiple hot tubs. I know. Is a hot tub sitting in boxes? What's going on? I can't say multiple. How many would you do? Defineubs. I know There's a hot upset in boxes like what's going on? I say multiple how many we define multiple two? Okay, there's more than one I think one is too many for you if you don't have the room. Yeah, exactly so I I was looking like you know Christmas presents and stuff and then you accidentally order to Well, it's conscious. it was a conscious decision. I was like, there was a sale on like an inflatable hot tub.

Inflatable hot tub. Inflatable hot tub. And I was like, and he was like, I was like, I got to buy a hot tub. Yeah. Like, and I was thinking I was like, you know how I do it. You know how I do it.

It should not be a bogo. It should not be a bog. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to.

I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to.

I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna have to have to. I'm not gonna have to. I'm like, is it like a four person, like, standard size? It's 70 inches by 70. It's like 70 inches circular. It's like six feet.

Yeah, so it's like two people here. It's like a couple and maybe like a kid or two, which is perfect my brother. Perfect my brother. And then, and then, and then I was like, man, you know what, maybe my sister would like a hot toe. Yeah. And then I was talking to her about it know what? Maybe my sister would like a hot tub. And then I was talking to her about it.

And this is and she did. She did want to. She wanted a hot tub. Yeah, like that. Okay. It was like a circular inflatable hot tub. I've never seen an inflatable hot tub. So I really thought you were like lying to me. No, no, no, no.

I was like, no, no, no, no. The hot tub, they're like, they're like the brown and the square. Not anymore. Not anymore. Not anymore. Not a new future. Yeah, but then I was like, because she doesn't live here. I'm gonna talk about like,

I don't know how big it is. It's inflatable, but like probably still a bit. So then, but she did want it. Okay. So I ended up, I ordered one and sent it to where she lived. And I don't know, I'm still, I have to, I talked to my sister about it. She broad shit, you might wanna check your brother, I could see them either really liking it or hating it.

The inflatable hot tub. So I might have, I have at least one extra hot tub, maybe two. At least one, maybe two, we have, What a long convoluted story that answered nothing. Nothing, but, Do you have two or three? I have, well I got three. Okay, one is from you. Well, well, I got three. Okay.

One is for you. Well, no, none for you. One for your sister. One for your brother. One for your sister. One for your brother. Yeah, but I don't know if my brother's gonna want it. Okay.

And then I have an extra one that goes, because according to your sister, he might hate it. Yeah. So you have one taker for sure. For sure. So maybe a second. And let me tell you, think about this. We could bring it to the office. But if we keep bringing to the office, but I

would if I bring to the office we got expensive Tyler slacked me in all capital letters. RTP hot tub. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. Let's go. Then we need to do the RTP with two adults and maybe one or two. Okay.

Okay. Or we can right here. Yeah. Or I have to. I have to. Okay Yeah Do we do a wielding hot tub? Yes, yes, no That means you got to get them here Yeah, they're still in the box. Oh my god, and then we got to inflate them fill them with hot water No, you feel what doesn't heat the water?

Yeah, you just felt with water Barbara. It's it. Just water gets it itself. That's technology I've never heard of this. I mean, I get that's a dumb question. Of course it has to right. I don't know what I said You got to put in boiling water. The audio's got to be terrible. You don't have to turn the bubbles on Then it's just us sitting in a Yeah, we have the technology audio can sound great. That's just that's just us sitting in a desk. We have the technology audio can sound great. That's just that's just for the thing.

I don't want to get a thing. They do hot tub streams on Twitch all the time. Yeah, individuals. I do not want to be in Chris soup. That's all it is.

Chris, you'll sit in one of the hot tubs by yourself and then two or three other people will sit in the audience. That's what I thought. I was like, we could do like like a giant soup and keep it hot.

Think about it. I thought that. That was the thought that went through my head. It's fun house podcast that used to be called Duke's. It's a non-herty podcast. The hot times are just cold drinks. They really are. It's just human cold drinks.

Yeah. A bit crumbly. No, I think he really wants to make... This is like taking a bath together. What? A hot tub is essential. No, no, but with bubbles. And you can't be bathing suit. Yes, of course.

Yes, we could. No, we could be bathing in it. That's the difference between a hot tub and a bath. That's the difference between a hot tub and an H. You're all complaint. Wait. The difference between a hot tub and a bath is the bubbles. Bubbles and bathing suits. And nudity. But you can have a bubble bath.

You can have a bubble bath. Like it. And there are baths that have the jets and the baths. Yeah. But alone, the soap that is merely bubble bath. Maybe there is one called Mr. Bubble. There it is. Maybe it just can't be in a bathroom.

A hot tub in a bathroom is just a tub. Right, now side of the bathroom. Technically all tubs could be hot. Every tub has the potential to be hot. Yes indeed. So I think the qualification for a hot tub is that it's not In a bathroom. Oh, I like that You mentioned twitch streamers. Yeah, that use that that stream from hot tub

Before we recorded the podcast it was podcast free tape. I didn't say that. Oh, yes This podcast free tape. Oh, yeah, we don't care. We have a holiday cadence Bad boy blizz tweeted about a twitch streamer who had recently had a baby and she wanted to try to figure out a way where she could still breastfeed and, you know, be still be okay on Twitch at the same time. So her and her audience developed an overlay for her stream that makes it look like she's in a hot tub whenever she needs to breastfeed her baby. Oh, that's awesome.

She can breastfeed her baby and it still looks like she's in a hot tub and there's the little overlay that I see here that's associated with the story says, human buffet break. And it looks like she's sitting in a hot tub. Wow. Human buffet?

Like a buffet. Breastfeeding is the human buffet. The breast feeder is partaking in a buffet. Interesting. Didn't, speaking of like hot tubs, didn't off topic do a hot tub podcast? Yeah, we did. Yeah, you guys did. I remember because there was a lot of nipples in that podcast.

Wait, I saw a lot of a lot of my colleagues. They did a hot. They did. Yeah, they did a hot tub. I went out of my way and found a rentable hot tub space. Yeah, that's how I did it. And it was like, we don't have to even go out of your way. I can't.

We can go right here your way. I can't go right here your way Put it on the table. Oh, yeah Tyler even sent me a screenshot. I forgot. Yeah, that was Eric Jack right Michael. Yeah, Eric Alfredo not Jack Erica Fredo Michael. Yeah Yeah, I mean hey Any any excuse to sit in a hot tub Sackly I'll pass. What is this whole thing?

You're an anti hot tub. They're dirty. No, this will be a new one. This will be a brand new hot tub. Just for you. Just for you. Yeah. Maybe.

Let's see. A brand new. You can watch me fill the water. The brand will be ever won by yourself. No. I would be willing to do that. I'll do, I'll sidecar. Gus, you changed, man. Yeah'll do, I'll side-car.

Gus, you changed, man. Yeah, just put your feet in. I'll have like a little foot bath. Yeah, I'll do it. You must be the lifeguard. Let's get padding. Okay. We should, though,

a little spa day, R.T. podcast. Yeah. And you can put, and we do it in winter. Okay. I like how Chris said that as if it was the most mine blowing pieces. It would be crazy. It would be crazy. It would be called outside.

It would be called outside, but it's warm. It's true. Inside. Yeah. Years ago, it's an old, old story. I sat in a hot tub for a long time at Sundance when it was like snowing outside at a ski resort in January and like sitting outside in a hot tub It's awesome like the snow's falling on you, but you're not cold

So don't get too hot because sometimes you're in your hot tub It's like the nice way you have to get out and come back in You can like you alter how much of you sticking out of the hot tub like getting a little hot little more of you out in the cold You've ever done a cold lunch No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I think it like your adrenaline goes crazy. It's like some endorphins. Yeah, yeah. I get out. I was like this for 20 minutes. It was shaking.

Yeah, even wrapped up in the blanket inside. I was just like, I can't. My body. It was a mistake. It was. It was. There was a YouTubers I followed that I've talked about. A ton of times on the podcast, Karen Nate,

they did a thing where they took a cruise to the North Pole. Oh, cool. And they did the polar plunge at the North Pole. Like literally, Donald E. North Pole. North North Pole. Yeah.unge at the North Pole. Like literally, don't be North Pole. North North Pole. Yeah, like be North Pole. Where they portal to find Santa. Right?

I didn't find him under the water. I could not. No one's ever looked under the water. He was really serious. I looked over his eyes of child like one day. I was just thinking it's like, well, obviously, you know, but like, have we, what? I know Santa's not real. But like, you're going to do like a realistic Santa movie. I think that would be that. No, but really though, especially in the future,

once the ice caps are totally melted. Oh, that's how they're gonna find Santa. Oh my god. It's gonna be revealed. Is it in Earth, Santa? Yeah. He's been hybrid in it. What if he's a dinosaur? What if he's a dinosaur? I can't breathe.

What if he's been cryogenically frozen? Oh, my mom's a Santa. Oh, my mom's a ho-ho-ho. That was a ho-ho-ho. Oh, my stomach hurts. The reindeer really just Godzilla's and we figured it out. We cracked the code. Jesus. That was a ho ho ho. Oh my stomach hurts the reindeer really just Godzilla's and We figured it out. We'll crack the code.

Jesus No, they didn't find them though when they They had the perfect opportunity to coordinate with someone in Antarctica though and make like a North Pole South Pole Earth Sandwich I know they should have done that. Yeah, it was really cool to watch because the the caption of the boat or the cruise ship rather It was really cool to watch because the the caption of the boat or the cruise ship rather Wants to get the boat exactly on the North Pole, which is like a certain degree And I think it took like two or three hours for them to perfectly like they were basically there And it was like little micro adjustments of the boat to try to get the perfect degree to like say okay We are now on the North Pole. That's cool.

Is that what it is? Is the compass just like, did not know where to go? Everything is south. Everything south, that makes sense. Say the word you just said. Compass. Say the word you just said. Compass.

What did you just say? You said compass. He said it weird. I said compass. It's compass, right? Compass. Compass. It's not going to think I've been trying to figure out. There's weird. I said compass. Hey, it's compass, right? Compass. Compass. Compass. I just, it's not going thing I've been trying to figure out. There's a perfect opportunity to just, how do you say it?

It's a compass. Compass. I can't. I says, Compass. Maybe it's just cool people. Yeah, we love our compass. All right, thanks for watching. Oh my god. Have you ever used a compass? Yeah. Yeah, I can't say it without a big hand.

Sorry. Not in a video game. Not in a video game. The real one. Damn, damn it. I've only used it in a video game. I used it on my phone before. I know that we, I'll use them when I was like a kid and like boy scouts or something.

That was about a kid who were boys. Not a boy scout. A couple of girls. I didn't actually get the boy scout. Is this, is this the, what's the boy scout? I don't know, I didn't get that far. I was like a, I was about a figure boy. Not a boy scout, a couple of guys. I didn't actually get the boy scout. Is this the, what's the boy scout? I don't know, I didn't get that far. I was like a, I was like a, where you're being bullied, I'm right.

I mean, get to weed alone. We're just a couple of times. 100 games, right? Yeah. And I know he's a compass and super walk. In order. Right. He did.

Yeah. Which was 10 years ago. Where do I? Super walk in the morning. It's a video they did like 10 years ago. It was awesome. Kristen Carey walked. How many miles? 120?

No, 120 kilometers. They know, it was like 100. Like the walk that they take the long journey. They walked from Hobbiton, the set of Hobbiton in New Zealand to Mountain Doom. Oh, wow. That's really cool. Holy cow.

They didn't. We used to comp this. Comed to peace. I'm sorry, I brewed. I didn't. We used to comp compass. Comp compass. I'm sorry, I've heard the word for you now. It's really, right? Because now I hear compass. Yeah, it's not good. I've ever told you about when I went to Girl Scout camp.

No. Oh, that sounds awesome. Yeah, I was a Boy Scout as well when I was young, but when I was young for a long time, my mother was a field director for the Girl Scouts. So she oversaw a bunch of troops in an area and she had to go to Girl Scout camp. And I guess there was no one to watch me. So she took me to Girl Scout camp with her.

How do we? I was like 12, I think. 12 or 13. The age you probably hated that. It was fine, but I didn't really like hang out with the girls or anything. Like the family who ran the camp had a son who was also around my age.

And he was like, super starved to hang out with boys. So it's like, I went to Girl Scout camp and I just hung out with like the their son and we just like rode ATVs and went swimming all the time. You want to play Tomb Raider? Yeah, man. We found his porn stash in the woods. Hey want to play Tomb Raider? Yeah, man. We found his porn stash in the woods. Hey.

Did you really find a porn? Why? Why? I was in the woods, I don't know. Have you heard of this phenomenon? No. I didn't know about it until I started talking to these guys. Mine's just under the bed.

I'm very confused. You'll find random porn in the woods. Yeah, it's a thing. It's a thing, apparently. Probably less so now because. It's all digital. It's all digital. But yeah, I remember being a kid, it's like thing. It's a thing, apparently. Probably less so now because I don't get it. It's all digital. Yeah, I remember being a kid, it's like you're like going out to like an empty lot or just

like walking around and undeveloped land. And it's like, oh, there's a bunch of porn here. Like, like, video tapes or like magazines. It's not like magazines, most. Yeah. I wonder if it's like because it would be found if they kept it in their house any time. That might be it. It's like a husband's secret.

Yeah, four wives. A wife. I found a whole big old trunk upon one time. A trunk? I'm talking a chest. A chest. Fine. Do we just stumble upon a chest?

Yeah, you found a chest full of chest. Yeah, you're peeping to it. Yeah, it was just like a huge, but it wasn't very good point. We took it back. What made it not good? I don't remember. It was just like away from, yeah, we carried the trunk. It was full of treasures, Barbara.

I know. And we belonged to someone. Yeah, this was took it home, then you took it back. How did you find it? No, we didn't take it back. I thought we found it on the street in college. On the street. Oh, this wasn't even in the woods. Like just on the corner. Yeah, this is someone took out their trash garbage. Yeah, maybe someone moved and got rid of this

bulk night, you know, why they put it there for someone to discover. Maybe make someone like, yeah, like one of those what do you call those things? Treasure. Well, Someone to discover maybe make someone like yeah like one of those What do you call those things treasure? Well, those caches like geocache. Yeah Did you guys all that you finished? Oh well different tangent? We went and then we took this big old trunk and then we went through all of it and then we decided Through all of it. Yeah. Everyone. Pretty much. And we're like, excited now, this one's no good.

Like there's some, it's some, like just not great point. Take some of your favorites. Yeah, we kept some. Oh, I got rid of some. Now I got to fight over it. You tried the store's James. It was too much.

It was too much to be a life. It was, it was bad or was it too much? Oh, it wasn't too much. Oh, the store is finished. Were you overwhelmed? Or it was bad. If it was just a little bit, there was too much porn that wasn't good

that we didn't want that we're like, we gotta get rid of some of this. There's just not practical. Right. Should've made a collage out of it. Oh yeah. Well, there were also like tapes and stuff too. Like it was you and a friend?

Or two friends. More friends. I think it was me and a friend, but there might be an over. Did you fight over anything? So far. Not really. I want Indiana Jones.

No, I want Indiana Jones. No, I want Indiana Jones. Well, I mean, this was also like, the internet was a thing. So like, physical, we didn't, we didn't really want to be booting up to VHS, you know, or, and there were DVDs, but again, that's a little more trouble than like, internet. Yeah.

So, so what did you do with it? The stuff you didn't keep. Stuff we didn't keep, we put it back where we got it, like for another person to discover, a less discerning porn connoisseur. Yeah. Yeah. So we just put it right back.

Thought about keeping the chest, because it was a good chest. We just dump it out. But then I was like, there was just a little thing. No, it's not meant to be. Yeah. Maybe that was a play, like, because I know some people don't like it when they,

when people rummage through their chest to take their things, like it's a furniture piece. So let's fill it with porn. No one will take the chest and it will actually go to the garbage instead of that. I have people who are really weird about that. I don't know if it's like a suburb thing or whatever. Yeah, they're really weird.

They don't like it that somebody will come and like, dumpster diving a sense or like come down and I don't think there's a problem with dumpster diving. I don't either. I get some of my amazing finds of people leaving out there, but some people are like, that's my stuff. I don't want you having it. I'm like, you're throwing it away. Right, it makes no sense. It makes no sense. The earth is dying because of our like people wasting stuff. Yeah. Like it's okay to recycle it. Right. It sounds like someone wanted you to find that booty. There it is. Yeah. But you know, we had to pass,

it was a sisterhood or the brotherhood of the traveling porn crew. It's your hood of the trampoline. The trampoline porn. The trampoline porn. We all this instinctively all turn to each other. Like, what? It fits all of us.

Well, it's like your magic pants. It's what made me think of it because the brotherhood of the magic pants. Brother. And this is the brotherhood of the magic trunk porn. Brotherhood of the magic pants. Sisterhood of your magic pants. This is what made me think of it because the brotherhood of the magic pants. Brother. And this is the brotherhood of the magic trunk. Brotherhood of the magic pants. Sisterhood of the magic. Nothing is true, everything's permitted.

I put porn in the title instead of that. That I guess. Chris finds what in a truck. I think I pulled the hashtag bad boy. I told the story of the trunk. I we talked about. I feel like we had. I don't know if I went into such detail, but we told some.

I do recall you mentioning something about a trunk of porn at some point. I didn't realize it was just on the street. I thought you found it like hidden somewhere. It was in West Campus. It was in West Campus. Yeah, it was in West Campus. Yeah.

Clutched in. Yeah, it's like a part of town. I don't know what I was gonna ask. I was like, I'm new here. What is that? Is that a school? It's not part of school or an area. It's not actually it's not part of University of Texas, but it's just west of the campus. And that's like it's very much like like it's like where all students live, so they can walk to campus. That makes sense. Very a lot of frats and there's a lot of passes. Turn over in residence, which is also why it makes sense.

Like people moving in and moving out. Okay. Mm-hmm. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't go to school here. So I'd like that's like that area of town. It's like a mystery to me.

Yeah, I'm so lost. I'll let you be here now. I guess it's a half a year at least. I'm gonna be almost a year next like spring. So why don't we why don't we go to West Campus and explore? I'll show you all the spots that don't exist anymore when I was in college. There's a lot of stuff. Is that like the drag to?

That's a drag. So there's a lot of fun stuff there like like good restaurants. I remember there's like really good ramen place there too. It might be gone that place does everything changes over so fast there. That's true. Now the city is like rapidly expanding. I didn't know what I was getting into when I was like, I'm going to move to Texas cool and Austin and everyone around me is like, Oh, that's the place to be.

Yes, it's a, I can hear him like, yes, so it's a big city. Where is everything? You're really growing. Yeah. So it's a big city. Where is everything? You're really growing, yeah. And now it's also like you guys started at such a weird time too, when like everything is still kind of coming back to normal since the pandemic happened. Right.

And so people aren't really going out as much and like going out to eat or going downtown. And I feel like also we're all older now. But when I started, where she was 22. And so it was like every weekend was like, let's go out. Yeah, yeah. Let's go to this place, and it's got to see a lot more of the city that way. You should do that for you.

I just don't know where anything is though. Yeah, we'll go out. I'll go out. I love everyone, everyone's so nice, right? This is the same energy. It's been echoed across the company. The problem is they go, where you wanna go? I go, I don't know.

Oh no, they can't be, they're gonna go here. I don't know, they go, what are you in the mood for? I don't, I don't know. Give me the anime, wife, who can't be, they're saying we're gonna go here. I don't know, they look like, well, what are you in the mood for? I don't, I don't know. Give me the anime wife who is, I'll be fine. I guess like, maybe they mean like, what do you like? Right, right. Like, for example, some people don't like barbecue. Or like, don't like fried chicken or whatever.

So it's like, why would I take you to Lucy's fried chicken if you don't like fried chicken? Well, then I've been to Lucy's fried chicken. Like, or Gus's fried chicken. Yeah, quality. It's a good place. Don't you know, or Gus's fried chicken. Yeah, quality. And they're a good place. Don't buy the quiche, that's it. You're not, are you vegetarian?

No, but I don't really eat like, like red meat that much. Like, I'm definitely like, not a beef person. Gotcha. But I can do it. I've done the barbecue. I've been a Terry Blacks. Apparently that's like the spot. But a barbecue is like not on my go to list.

It's hard to find like good stuff. That's not like on maintenance. Yeah, it's good sense. It's like this part of Texas really could say you're like a barbecue capital of Texas, like even not Austin proper, but like some of the small surrounding towns. Okay, if you guys had someone coming to visit you in Austin,

what are like maybe the top three places you would take them. That's probably good. Eastside, just out for like, if it it going out for drinks and stuff like but like where Where specifically Barbara yeah, see I don't know I don't know anything. I don't go anywhere You're asking I'm not the person to answer that like maybe food You're gonna go to order spot where I eat lots of stuff around the office Stuff that's right here. Yeah, I feel like, I don't know if it's a lazy thing, but I definitely have gotten more lazy in recent years of just like, what's close?

Yeah. Well, I mean, there's not an hour's in a day. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, oh, is he working? Is he working? Yes, just taking a day. Oh my god. Hust and traffic, the worst.

It's terrible. It's bad. It's really bad. I, this, sorry. This is sort of tangential. I was thinking about porn just now and and places to go. You know, in the don't. And you know, in the domain, which is like a North Austin kind of like shopping center, there's a bar that has a secret porn hole. North Austin kind of like shopping center. There's a bar that has a secret porn hole Do it. Do it.

Spit it out. Let her swallow. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh good. This is great. It's a bar with a secret porn hole.

What's a porn hole? Well, it's a boy twin a mommy and a daddy love each other. No. No. No. No. He's going It's a hole. It's a hole. You'll get a hole in the lower you look.

And you look and there's porn. No. What do you mean by look? Like there's a TV playing in another room. There's a little people with, and you look in it and there's porn. Like live porn? No, not live.

Like you're the one who's actually live. I just googled Domain porn hole. Did you get it anywhere? I got a side-aid tape. You were any result, God. I got a sidey-tam. You did it. Yeah. I can't find it. You're getting a Craigslist want.

Oh my God. So it's a bar where is it like in the bathroom? Where is it? It's by the ATM machines. Okay. Wow, that seems very public. Well, you know, it shows on the ATM. What porn you watch?

No, no, no. The leader of how long you watch? How long you watch time. How long you watch time, CC. But I think there's a picture, and there's like a hole in the picture, like, you know, a hudonist, movie or something.

And you can put your face up there to where everyone else put their dirty face. Yeah. So the guy who kept the pants, I can't. They were watching, they were coming to the wall. Yeah, you put, I thought it had gotten, it's not drunk horny people putting their face up

to a painting. Yes, sure. Yeah, because we were out, while back and I was like, there's place used to have a porno hole. And then I didn't know if it still existed and it did. It does. It does, yeah. So is that where you take people?

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And it's, I think it's, is it the same thing, Luba? Is it Luba? I've never stayed in like watch, but every time I can't find it Every time I've seen it it was like like 70s like retro so what we're gonna do is take our hot tubs to come fusole Set up shop set up shop Do a live reaction of us discovering porn. No, that's actually a bad idea. That's a fear

I am finding a lot of people online talking about this. Okay. So, so, so, so, I'm operating Chris' store. It's probably like a speak easy in that sense where like people know about and talk about it, but they don't advertise it publicly. Do they still have that speak easy at the Cosmopolitan and Vegas? That's like, they don't advertise where the bar is. Like you have to, like you go into a shop and like pull on a wall and open it.

I think yes. Yeah, you open behind a wall and there's a, there's a, a speakeasy there. That, that, that looks like it. But now I think there's a, a, a painting, a picture around it. I think. Oh, that may not be that. Oh, it's like, it's like a lady dancing. Yeah.

Oh, it's just like a, okay, like a little, not a whole. Yeah, I don't know if I call it porn. Well, there might be more. Well, sometimes they have, it's sometimes just, they have, they have more. Like kind of treasure they have like penetration. I think I that may not be it, but it's it's same concept same content I didn't make I low enough for big enough The I always had a What's there's doing a porn hole in a glory hole? Yeah, you're enthusiastic. Yeah

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and not a lot of clothing. Yeah. And then you just have to wait. If everyone goes inside and you just stay out the pool. I really want to swim. You're going, I'm just going to, I'm just going to, yeah, I'm just going to hang out. Yeah, man.

Yeah, I'm going to stretch my bag or something. Yeah, and then you just hang out. And then everyone goes inside and they're watching Chris with the with the one like he's leaning up against the jets again We're gonna need a drain clean the pool again bending over What is that motion That doesn't look like the breast I'm a record I didn't do that That doesn't look like the breast drift in me.

For the record, I didn't do that. That's wait, you know, it's wait. Wait. Yeah. Were you afraid of getting your period in a pool? Yes. I feel like that's like a universal teenage girl fear. Oh, for sure.

I mean, you have no control of it. Like, like, peeing in the pool is one thing. Like, that's always intentional. I don't want to hear it was an accident. Also, everyone, everyone pees in the pool. Where? Not a- Not as an adult. Maybe not. Shouldn't be peeing in the pool. Shouldn pees in the pool. No, not as an adult. Maybe not.

Shouldn't be peeing in the pool. Shouldn't pee in the pool. Shouldn't. Shouldn't, but I'm sure people do. People do. Yeah, and it looks like you do, Barb. Yeah. I have heard it here first.

I'd not in someone's pool in a public pool I've peed in the pool before. You're not invited to hot tub. I wouldn't pee in your hot tub. There's no filtration in the hot tub. I don't know if I'm not gonna pee in the hot tub. I'm gonna seem so indignant. I don't know if I've seen him that mad. You're not allowed to lie to me. I'm not.

He was angry. Well, I just, I, the, I would never look at him for the cup tub. Oh yeah. Not in my kingdom. Mm-hmm. It's, it's, it's marking them. And that's why it is a public. It would be public The thing is is you have to know that adults do this because when you're at a public pool

I know they're people are drinking. I know people are not getting up and I know and it happens you know, it doesn't make it right And and if if if you're hanging out with someone in a pool and they don't go to the bathroom and they're drinking Shame on them. I know we You know the filtration system is no no stop making excuses Barbara We should we should breed a special kind of shark called a pea shark Peas shark that that's only bite people if they're peeing Yeah, and it's like you put a pea shark in your pool and it protects them.

That is the best idea you've ever had. No, it's not. It's like one of those pool cleaners. They have like little like, members for the pool, but instead it's a shark. It's a shark that bites you. Is it you? It doesn't have to, it didn't have to do like,

like a leg. No, it's warm with a ear. Yeah, it's like taking a leg like a t- And nibbling like a t- It's like a laundry event, you know? You get this shark, I'm gonna swim with you, I'm gonna pee right next to you so the shark bites you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I don't know if it's still a thing, but I remember as a kid, my camp counselors and parents

and all the stuff would tell kids, hey, there's a chemical in the pool or if you peel, turn a different color. That's. And so kids were afraid to pee, but would still do it. It's a myth by the way. Yeah, because it's an ad-tune. Why is it? I'm sure there's people watching this right now who didn't know that that was a

Met like that really thought that growing up We should make and put it in our hot tub You ruined people's fun stop it Barbara Jets the broad for the soup they have their own They have their own jacks. Yuck. Yuck. Sturried it up. Do you pee in the shower?

No, I don't do that either. Unless, unless, I'm just like, See, I knew peeing in the shower is a gateway to peeing in the pool. It is. When you're just, like, you used to let him fly. Sometimes, sometimes you gotta go. I'm not saying, I haven't before, like,

in situations where I'm in a real hurry. Right. You know? So they'll shame it. But as a rule, you don't. As a rule, I don't. It's gross. Right, but like, you wake up up in the morning you're pressed for time

You got like 15 minutes you go in there and like normally when people wake up they go back to him You miss that bathroom. You're in your shower. You're not getting out all dripping wet. No towel I'm gonna fight go in but you forgot it's a busy day You turn the hot water on let it get warmed up. Thank you, and you're feeling it and then you go on I mean you pee while it's warming up. Okay Yeah, that's exactly exactly you P you turn it on you pee. Well, that's a normal day. Yes, but on days when that doesn't happen sometimes you have to bite the bullet Might it hold my bladder for you my whole shower. Do you brush your teeth while you're in the shower?

Yes, I have at the same time. I have it's efficiency look when you I have all at the same time. I have. It's efficiency. Look, when you're surprised, you also. You also. Yeah. I'm also sending an audio message on my phone while my water is heating up for my coffee.

The Doctor's Dive morning shower of every night. I just wake up earlier. I mean, you can do all that, or you can wake up five minutes earlier. Don't hit the shoes button. Does it take that long to feed? It's gonna start taking longer. I'm sorry to tell you.

Well, you could just whip it out. We got to sit and everything. That takes a whole extra five beats. That's all that shit. Most of the time, I sit. Cause it's an excuse to pull my phone out and I can let go. I love that.

I love that. And when you're standing, it's like, it's all awkward, you sit, you sit, you're phone, and you stay, then. It takes like two seconds to feed. I stand by. As you become an older man, it takes longer. I have a long bladder.

I be pee every time. I don't know. I just don't know how it works. In competition with people. I'm taste like a tube. We like to see who pee's the longest. Back in the day, yeah, I had kids who like that. They were weird.

No, we still do it. Like, you're doing it in the bathroom. Shut up. Also, I had a night wasn't you commented on someone strong one time like I was too mixed to Armando is like oh that's that's a useful A young person's piss going on over here Those are the days. I had an idea for something we should film. I put this on our Spree of ideas. I have our SP.

Actually, I'll say it now, I don't know if we're gonna make it or not. But what I wrote in our spreadsheet was volume maximizer, which was like a guy being insecure about how loud his P was. So like a product, like a fake infomercial product that makes your P sound louder than it really is. You don't have to be embarrassed in the bathroom. Oh, louder than it is. Right.

That's really. Like a megaphone. Right. It's like a phantom app. Okay, see we're brainstorming the idea right now. I had an idea for an app like 15 years ago, or it was, you have a toilet and you have a certain amount of pee and you have to clean the toilet before you run out of pee. Oh, I see. What you're saying?

You know what I mean? Like you have so much pee and you have to like, you can control your boost pressure, but then the love of time goes down. Yeah. And so you're trying to figure out that you're trying to get as the toilet clean enough before you run out of pee. I got you. Which, guys often a fun game of peeing is trying to clean the toilet. With your peeing around the toilet bowl,

like, if there's anything on the toilet, you wanna like, why can't get that? What is, it's sterile, I guess. You're literally, I mean, you're just like, you're trying to clean it, you know? You're trying to really clean as a misnomer. That's what I'm saying, doc. You're trying to like, knock solids off. Yeah, yeah, no rinse. Yeah, ill

dirty rinse. I will say though in Japan they actually like get a lot of the restrooms here They have little boxes that play audio music So you can listen to like ocean sounds to cover up your number two's also in public and public toilets and like public bathrooms in Japan They lots of times don't have soap When you go to wash out. You got to bring your own stuff. That's what I've noticed anecdotally. I feel like I almost never find soap in a public bathroom. It's like a train station or like a public place I definitely agree with you and they definitely in those restrooms. They have them in the floor Versus like if you're going to like to a restaurant or like a mall, they'll have it. Yeah, but like I'm going to a park. I'm at like a theme park event sometimes. They might not. The train station. The train station is a big one. When you go in and you need to carry your own toilet

paper, that's your own like soap or hand sanitizer and it's a toilet in the ground. That's actually a good spot. Yeah, surprising because I mean Japan is known well known for a lot of things, but also it's very clean and very very well kept and stuff like that. And it's so surprising that we have. They're just used to be YOS. Yeah, bring your own. I think this is a shit. And that's what I thought.

Oh, you'll be doing that too. That's it. I was like, oh, that's genius. But no, I think maybe it's the idea of it it is being a public place and like they might not have the power to keep it at the level of cleanliness. It's needed. So they kind of bring it out to like the community again. I'm not like, I don't know, it's not Japanese. I don't live there, but I spent some time over there and I feel like it is like, except you're going to come in, you're going to clean it up after yourself.

It's got to be quick. Like the whole in the ground toilet is sick because it's like, I have to worry about lid, I have to worry about sitting as a fem, I have to get in the position and get the hell out of there. So it's just like a squat. It is, it's a squat dog, even a pee. I was testing my stream length for the first time. I was like, hold on, maybe. I used some bathrooms like that when I went to Israel.

Oh, yeah. Back when I was like 19 or 20. How many people do you think use those backwards? What do you, how would you use that? Standing sideways. Yeah, like facing the wrong direction. Like time maybe. Wait.

Facing out. And usually has a little. Wait, which track? I'm a little cup. It's got a little cup, yeah. So if you're standing here, like it's like, Oh ours were just, or the ones I used at least when I used it was like literally a hole in the ground.

Like a circle. Like a, like a trough. This is a trough. A porcelain trough. A porcelain trough. And then at the end, like almost like a shoe like a shoe has a little cup, only a little. This is similar to this. Not quite this, but very similar.

So you think someone would face the wall accidentally instead of facing outwards? Yeah. Instead of, well, you walk in, you face this way. Imagine turning around and you're facing the door. Is that how you supposed to? How are you supposed to? This is more like it, actually. Do you face the door?

Do you face the wall? That yeah. More like that. So you face... What do you face? I mean, if you would pee, you'd face the wall. Yes. So where are the toilet papers?

Yes. This is splash cone. It's a splash cone. Oh, go wash. But I think people are used to the back of a toilet. That's why I'm saying how How many people would use it? See, I might have used it backwards. I didn't know that.

So, what if you're doing number one and two, do you, like, hot swap? I've never numbered two in one of those. Do you do that the same time? Do you pee forward and then hot swap? What do you say, hot swap? This is like, call a duty. You're trying to like switch your guns.

Like, hold up on the hot swap. Yeah, well, it's tough because oftentimes when you poop, a little bit, Pepe comes out at the same time, right? So what would you do then? You don't quit, pivot. You start the reload animation. And then you get the cancel, like,

quaint, you get it. Turns out that actually you put your feet right next to it on either side, and there's a rotating foot. Ooh, rotating automatically. Honestly, you just like hit it one time, and it's just physician. You may now number two, you are in position.

You true. I've been wanting to go to speaking to Japan. I've been wanting to go to Super Nintendo World. Like, you know, they hyped it up before COVID and then it was supposed to open like summer 2020 after the Tokyo Olympics, but then COVID happened. And Japan's been closed for tourism for so long, and they're only just now opening up.

And I really wanna try to schedule a trip out there to go see it next year, hopefully. Cause I've been looking forward to it for so many years. And I was looking at hotels in the area, cause I've been to Osaka, but I've never been to the Universal Studios there in Osaka. And I was like, oh, like what hotels are there in the area? And I was looking and

like you can go to the Super Mario Land Like we're so early and they have like hotels listening so I click and do them and like one of the hotels It was like they had like a chart listing the differences between all the hotels and one of them had like theme rooms I was like ooh theme rooms what theme rooms do they have so like I clicked on it and the websites entirely in Japanese So it's kind of hard to figure out What I was clicking on, but they have I think they call them collaboration rooms and they have like different kinds of themes you can choose from like jungle or cowboy or things like that more specific

Even more there's Snoopy's house. Oh my god penis jazz Jurassic World Adventure room. Hell yeah. The beds look like the stars. The big face room. I love that one.

Oh my gosh. But that I mean, Elmo loves you. It's like you're sleeping in Elmo's mouth. Yeah. That's nightmare fuel. You'd be good or Elmo's going to eat you to not be good. Uh huh, that tickles. Uh huh.

Uh huh. But I was like, wow, like just just the weird, very specific, like, oh, I want to say it's Snoopy's house. Yeah, why not? Or the Jurassic World adventure room, which is basically like, one corner of a room is themed. It looks like the, the beds look like the vehicles. There's a dinosaur on the wall,

and that's it. The rest of the room's like a normal room. That's not big enough for me, eh? Yeah, I got you all out. Would you want to go to a theme park that like involves like like surprise dinosaurs? Uh, if it's done in a way where they're not actually gonna like touch me like like jump scares kind of things.

What if they did touch you, but they're dinosaurs. Like real. Okay. Well that means you're dead. I'm very in love. Okay. They're not real like dinosaurs. Maybe they're like animatronic dinosaurs or maybe they're like, like,

puppet it or something. But they would touch you and they might like, you might have to go into survival situations. Like, where are they gonna kill you? Not real, it's part of the game. So at Universal Hew, they have something like that. It's called Blues Experience. So it's like a little raptor.

I got to go with like, in your pass. And it's like a puppeteer and a giant like raptor. And it moves like all of the parts, the guy does it. And they play out scenarios like, oh, it's gonna break out or you're feeding it. It's gonna eat it. So like you're saying, imagine a whole park, but that's like the gimmick anywhere anytime.

Yeah, like you're riding shelter in your life. And also like you're eating breakfast at the, and then also you're like, at the resort you wake up in your life. And also, like, you're eating breakfast at the, you know, and then also, you're like, at the resort, you wake up, you wake up in the morning. Yeah, and then you have to run. It's a pressure orange juice for you. It's like those activations I've heard where there's like,

apparently you can like pay people to like, kidnap you or kidnap a friend or something. She's as an experience. That's what I'm saying. And I can only see the same difference because I would not volunteer to wake up and fend for my life, even if it was simulated. Like I'm good dark. Yeah, I mean, like there's something, when you go to like a theme park, it's fun to experience

those like interactive immersive kind of experiences, but like, I also, if I go on a vacation or if I'm taking a trip, I don't want to be stressed out the whole time. Yeah, you don't want to be on guard the entire time. Right, the entire time. So probably not. If it was for like an hour or two, the way you got to frame it is like that Star Wars resort where you like cosplay and the whole play for like a couple days, but like dinosaurs. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it wasn't like stressful, maybe. That's Star Wars.

That's Star Wars. Yeah, that Star Wars thing is wild. It's insane. Like I want to go. Yeah, Galaxy Z, just out with the college. I think so. Yeah, I would, I would 100% love to see that. It's called the Star Wars Galactic Star Galactic Star. Galaxies Edge is the area. I think Disney. Yes. That's great. They have like the rise and stuff, which was so cool. Trevor and I went to Disneyland land right before the pandemic happened. And we went to Galactic Edge. Oh, yeah. And we did that, the new Star Wars ride that had just come out. The Rise of Resistance? Yes.

So cool. One of the best rides of all time. The pandemic has fucked up my memory. That feels like that was a billion years ago. Right. February 2020. That's nuts. Literally the last thing I did.

A long time ago, and I got to exceed for a whole lot. A lot for a whole lot. I know. All right, let's wrap this up. I'm done with Chris. All right, thanks for watching. Everybody, we'll be back next week. In a hot tub. See you all then. Probably not. No, it's wrap this up. I'm done with Chris. Alright, thanks for watching everybody. We'll be back next week. In a hot tub.

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