Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Many Faces of Geoff - #699

Episode Date: May 4, 2022

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Jack Pattillo, and Geoff Ramsey talk about F**kface & Annual Pass together, announcing a new podcast, early days of RTP, Jack’s nice shirt, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by MeUndies (http://Meundies.com/roosterteeth), BetterHelp (http://BetterHelp.com/Rooster), and ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/rooster). Buy tickets to Annual Pass Live Here: https://bit.ly/tix-orlando Subscribe to ANMA Podcast NOW: https://link.chtbl.com/anma Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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There's Jeff. And I'm still Gus. Episode 699. Off to an awful start. You know what's interesting is the one person who's late is the person who prides himself on his punctuality more than anyone else in the company I would say. Well Gavin will be here shortly. Maybe.

Besides that, the fact that he's not here. How long has it happened? Once a year maybe. It's actually not that off. So happy, it was here. Just a hammer in general. This is him, you have to start a podcast missing one person. It's always him.

Zalism. We almost weren't able to go live. What? There were technical problems with the beans. Yeah, the way all of that works with the beans weren't working. They weren't properly cooked. A lot of that going around today, I went to Sam's Club earlier with my girlfriend.

Her card didn't work. Had to get a new Sam's Club card. Hey, when that happens. A lot of technical problems today. It's embarrassing. It's something in the weather, right, me second?. Yeah. 5 to 2. Must be it. Yeah. I was convinced we were going to be able to go live. I offered to live streaming on my Instagram account, Erickdon, like that. I'm just looking for solutions. I'm a solutions guy. So I've been doing

for a long time. Appreciate that. Yeah. I was I'm just trying to get the message out there, trying to broadcast to as many people as I can. Now, would you say at this point, you're vamping until Gavin shows up? No, no, no, not at all. Yeah, I had a thought the other day. Probably. You and I are working on this other podcast.

Yeah. And there was a story I went to tell on that podcast, but I forgot until I was driving into work this morning. Should I tell that story now, so people listen to episode three of that podcast, they can like segue into this story. Is this podcast been announced at all? What is it? No, saving. So your teasing a podcast is not even announced yet. Our episode three of a podcast that no one knows about.

Oh, yeah, we're working on a new podcast. We announced it. I haven't talked about it at all. We have. We've absolutely talked about it. Guys, I've been beta testing it for like two years now. We finally are making it. No, it's an actual, we have a date and everything. It's the, what we have a date. We have a date.

Yeah. When's it coming out? The animal podcast comes out. Animal podcast. Do you say animal podcast? May 8th. May 8th. That's a Sunday.

Uh huh. And then May 9th for everyone, for everyone, public. It's coming out this week. May 8th. May 8th. That's a Sunday. It's a Sunday. May 9th for everyone, public. It's coming out this week. Oh my God. It sucks. It's today, that's six days from now. Yeah, that's seven days from now. Sunday, may 8th to Sunday.

May 9th to Monday. Okay. Shit, dude. The Animal Podcast. Go subscribe to it. Animal Podcast. I was thinking about how you and I, when we were much younger, we used to go to Grosh Hell's a lot. Yeah, we talked doing it. Animal podcast. I was thinking about how you and I, when we were much younger,

we used to go to Grosh Hells a lot. Yeah, we talked about that in the podcast. We recorded it. In episode three. In episode three. But the thing we didn't mention was that when we would drive around going to these like early Saturday mornings,

we would always listen to car talk on NPR. Yes, clicking back. Yeah, as I still do, yeah. And it may, like I started wondering this morning, and I meant to bring this up, like I said in episode three of that other podcast, if listening to car talk for so long for so many years influenced us in wanting to like talk and have podcasts,

like I know obviously there's like, Stern was a big influence as well, but like just listening to two people with microphones, just like being entertaining and talking about car, like you didn't have to give a shit about car, I can give a shit about cars back then, but it, just listening to two people with microphones, just like being entertaining and talking about cars, like, you didn't have to give a shit about cars back then, but it was just listening to people be quick on their feet and make jokes about something. So I think the thing, 100%,

I think they were very influential, comedically, at least to me my entire life, I've been listening to them. I still listen to them every week. They come out every Saturday still on, like I get them on the Apple podcast thing. But it's like, are these the classic ones?

Yeah, it's so good guys. Yeah, I can see Tom's dead, I think. But it's like a cut down, and I don't like that. Like about six months ago, they stopped posting full episodes and now they've started posting like, cut down versions of episodes and I'm not as crazy about it. But the thing that kills me about those two

is how fucking funny they are at all times working clean. Like I think that's the biggest legacy those two dudes have is how naturally funny they were able to be, but family friendly. I appreciate you to drop in F-bond. That's a show of how I can't do it. I can't do it. But there, when I think of the pinnacle

of clean comedians, I think of them and probably sign felled honestly. He works very clean and he's very successful at it. But what they did was phenomenal. And they did crowd work better than anybody. Like their phone calls were unbelievable. How screened do you think those phone calls are? I always wonder about that.

Like is it like typically you call someone, like if you call them stern, you're going through like three people for you. I'm sure they're screened, right? I'm sure they're screened for sure. Yeah, I'm sure they're screened. I'm sure they're screened by not this normal screen, but also like other maybe mechanics

who are like can give insight into the issue as well. So it's not like they're figuring things out live on the air. It gets someone maybe do a little bit of research, it's set it up. Yeah. Like you set up so that they can close up. Like there's a package for you to go and start talking this person in. What's the story?

Was it just that we listened to the clip? Oh, just that, yeah, that we listened to them and that, like, it must have influenced wanting to talk into a microphone for hours at a time. Speaking of talking into a microphone for hours at a time, Gus, you and I have a new podcast coming out. We do? Yeah, I hear it launches Sunday, May 8th. It's called the ANMA podcast.

Why don't you tell people why you did that to me? You wanted to call the podcast Good Morning Gus. Yeah. Which I did not like. You did not. Why didn't you like that? Well, in general, I don't think it's a very good name. Oh, I guess.

But check it anyway. I've been trying to transition away from using Gus as an identifying name to using Gustavo. And I told Jeff this in episode three of the Animal Podcast, which you can listen to in about three or four weeks. That, oh no, I told him this in episode two, that it's annoying for people like you who have called me Gus for years, but that there are people who I have met in the last couple of years

who only know me as Gustavo. You've never called me Gus. I don't like the idea that you know people that I don't know you know. Yeah, I know people. That's weird. I'm going to the laundromat. I'm going to stop.

Yeah, how tough has it been going from a shortened name to a longer name. That's weird. I'm going to make a lot of your comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments.

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I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a lot of comments. I'm going to make a thing going forward. The biggest problem I ever had, the reason I would buy Gus for so long is it's just easier to say, right? It's just like quick and, you know, like, it's just a very generic sounding name.

But I like my name, that's why I told Jeff. Yeah, I was like, I think my name's really cool. So I was like, I wanna start going by it. Like Gus isn't really my name. I mean, it's annoying. Like, my insurance card fucking says Gus, like, I'm never corrected. I'm like, that's actually not my name.

Like, I don't know if legally I'm gonna get into trouble down the road. Like, that should actually be my legal name on there. So it's like, just wanting to be a little more, a little more consistent with that. And Eric backed me up actually, like all the titles. And like, in time, my name's written, it's always Gustavo.

Even survived Block Island. It's like that. Getting here, Gavin. Hello, Gavin. And now, those convenes, the Council of People I Do Podcasts to it. All represented right here. Oh yeah, shit.

You got. Sorry, I'm not. Yeah, that's all good. We're one Canadian short of my entire work environment. You're true, yeah. I'm much better at being on time for the ones that aren't live. We almost weren't live today. Really?

They were technical probably. We were waiting for you. Like they figured it out. Like, thank you. Five minutes before we went live. So big shout out to the broadcast crew forget that stuff. Alright, what's the sure thing Gavin, you look good. Thanks man. You like my shit?

Yeah. The chief shirt. Is that one of the ones we sold back in the, is that one of these sold in stores? Is this the one that shreds if you just like, No, that was the meowalf one. Okay. We had a shirt that you could just rip off. It's nice shirt You got thank you All right, what is going on like what do you mean? I don't everyone saying no Jeff started laughing for seeming in no reason Yeah, I don't know I feel like something cuz Cody said something I'm watching Cody you said something about the shirt

What the fuck? It's a nice shirt. Thank you. It's got another take a compliment. I think it's a good shot. I like it. I hurt him. People can see that shirt live and in person.

They can. Guys. Was that was that the. Remember how we talked about setting up and packing. I can, guys. Was that was that the those that I was trying to remember how we talked about setting up and I know yeah, I was unsure if that was that we were going for. Why are you podcast with any of you people? Hey, we're doing a live show. That's right. Myself and Jeff Ramsey are going to be in Orlando, Florida talking about annual passes. My podcast. That's the theme park podcast. do. We are live May 19th in Orlando, Florida, along with the super carlin brothers and announced today our buddy Dave Cobb, who is actually

not an imaginary, but he's an engineer on the Min and Black ride. A bunch of awesome other attractions. He's going to be hanging out with us too in the show when we do live in Orlando. And also, I said that anyone who goes to the show, you're gonna get an autographed theme park map for myself and Jeff. Can you believe it? Yeah. Please seriously though, go to the show for God's sake. We don't wanna be up there by ourselves alone, looking like losers in front of Dave.

I promise you, if you go to the show, Jack'll suck your dick. Maybe not that, maybe not that far. He's gonna suck them all. He said so. He said don't say it on the podcast, but I'll do it. Jeff's tone is a lot different on this show than he is on annual past.

Yeah, you think so? Yeah, a little bit more friendly. How often do you go to Orlando? Because I'm like all of this now. I've been to Orlando like four or five times in the past year, I guess, and I somehow have not gotten COVID yet. Like, the peachy dish of the US and I somehow especially when it is out.

It's a big senior mouth. So, bit.ly slash TIX dash or Lando, you can pick up tickets right now. They're still tickets available. It's gonna be a lot of fun. Come and hang out this. It's gonna be Thursday night, May 19th, and then on Friday, we're actually gonna be jumping over to Universal Studios. So if you wanna come hang out with us there too,

or at least me, Jeff's going home because he doesn't like it. I think I'm gonna take the red eye out. Jeff, I don't know if there is a red eye out of Orlando. I'll figure it out. I gotta get home. Catch a gray home. It's not that I don't wanna be there with you. Somebody's gotta document all the

things. Don't red eyes typically go from West to East. Typically, yeah, so you can sleep. Yeah. So the time passes. I just gotta get home. He's gonna get a blue eye. Yeah, going west.

He's gonna get a pink eye on the way back. Did you get a thought park? I did go to Thor Park, so did Jeff. We actually this week's episode of annual passes all about us at Thor Park. How was it? It was a lot of fun. We had a good time, I think.

Have you been to Thor Park before? I have. That's where my jacket self the metal detector. One was the last time you went to Thor Park. Ooh, 2009. Okay. So most stealth. Okay, stealth. We didn't ride stealth. First time you were saying that. Thor Park. Then I thought you were saying Thor Park. Thor Park. Now I realize it's Thor Park. Yeah. Yeah. Phope Park. The stealth was the only kind of major thrill ride we didn't go on.

Aside from the spinny ones, because that would have literally gone other than stealth. Oh, dude, there's a fucking swarm. There's Samurai. There's the Saw Ride. There's the Walking Dead Ride. There's the Black Mirror Ride. There's the Monkey Banana. There's the Captain Banana and the Monkey Boat. Yeah, the Banana Bo Mirror. And the lucky boat. Yeah, the banana boat. There's Saw the Ride, which is the first horror themed roller coaster. Start you out and you wake up in a bathroom. You actually, that one, you go straight up vertical

to get to this top of the lift hill, and then it dips down to goes 100 degrees. So it actually dips further than 90 degrees down. And then, and there's like some of their saw stuff, it's pretty cool. Jeff didn't go on that one. Yeah. He bailed on that one. That was the last one of the day. That one that one wrecked my head pretty bad Let's see there was Phoenix and Ferno, which was a hanging coaster. Hey, look quick. Emily says hi and that you look in that shirt

She texted me are you talking to me? Yeah, thank you. Yeah, can you not? I look at I thought he was looking to get from here. I thought he was looking to Gavin too. I'm looking right in his fucking eyes I used to assume you were talking to Gavin from here. I thought he was looking to Gavin too. Look at right in his fucking eyes. I used to assume You were talking to Gavin. I would I look like I like your glasses. Thank you Around kind of yeah, let's go what is going on this I don't know Okay, I trust you guys you gotta go here's the deal you gotta go to Orlando I don't even care if you don't have a dick. He's still got to go to Orlando Jack is gonna be there. He's gonna make it worth your while

Okay, I'm gonna have a blast We got like a May 19th Thursday night. What else are you gonna do on a Thursday night other than hang out with a bunch of old dudes with beards in a dark room? Why's the dog for yeah I'm soon there's lights out, right? There's no lights on the stage. You don't walk into a dark room and we just talk to you.

Well, it's dark over there. There's the same podcast stuff. Like, they're not gonna be on stage where the lights are. Maybe they will be in the seats and they'll be on stage. However you wanna do it, man, it's your show. You can give us an ASMR experience where you describe everything in a dark room.

It's always soft, it's disc. You just describe the roller coaster. Scratch your beard into the mic. But anyway, it's gonna be a lot of fun. So come join us at annual pass live May 19th in Orlando. And then maybe hang out with us at a theme park the next day. So Jack got a free hot dog. I did get a free hot dog. You got a free hot dog.

Yeah. The Thorpe Park. The Thorpe Park. They're credit card machine stop working. And so I stood there for like 15 minutes and finally I was like, you can just take it. It cost you 15 minutes in. That's not a free hot dog. A lot of great stuff in England.

A lot of great stuff in England. Gavin came from England. He's great. Indian food over there is phenomenal. They've come from England though. Hot dogs. Well, the British Indian food over there is in England is phenomenal. All the flowers and stuff.

They got castles. Hatog's suck. Hatog's was not good. What's wrong with that? We did hot dogs wrong? How do you mess up a hot dog? It was. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was,

it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was not a, it was not a meat I recognized. No, it was not good. It was not, not a good, not a good hot dog. They might have been real meat. Yes, I have been. They have like higher quality standards there. They might have a real stuff.

I don't like it. Like I need, I need my high fructose corn syrup and everything. No real sugar please. Well processed food. No, saw the ride was awesome. Yeah, there was an angry bird's 40 thing that we didn't go on. Didn't do that.

We did the walking. The walking that place really went to hell. The walking bed ride is actually really cool too. That was a lot of fun. Except it goes on about twice the longest showdown. Do you remember the episode of In Between Us where he ends up with a red door and they go to the theme park? Is that Thor Park? Pretty sure that was Thor Park. Oh, I should tell Buckley. I'm a little bit like a Thor Park or Oatentowis.

Yeah, those are the two main ones. Yeah. Oatentowis is the place everybody told us we should have gone to. But we quite enjoyed Thor Park. Yeah, they go to Thor Park. Yeah. The third episode of the first season of In between us and be like I've been on that I've been there. They didn't go on stealth So they did go on stealth. I mean you didn't go on. I did not go on. I just not going around together. So well How long were you in the UK for I was there for seven days long trip Monday to Monday It was long that's why to Monday. It was long. That's why if you're gonna go make it worthwhile.

I love Jeff, I've never seen him panic more than when he had to get his COVID test to come back to the States. I gotta get out, listen. What does that mean? Okay, so it's weird. I don't understand this right now because to get outside of the US, you kinda just go and take off is whatever, no one gives a shit.

Coming back to the US, you have to have a negative COVID test to get into the States, which I figured of all places at this point, really? Yeah, we don't get a fuck about it. Yeah, exactly. It was odd. So we got over there and Jeff and me, he was like, I have to book this thing in advance

and he paid a whole lot of money to get it done. And then like set a set of time like to get it, to get it all sorted. And then I just walked down the street one to a place, I was like, hey, I gotta do this. I get the problem. And then, yeah. Yeah, he last minute half-ass that I planned it out.

He told me to. Yeah, because I would literally had to get on a plane in the UK, get off a plane in America and drive to pick my daughter from school. I had like responsibilities back in America, so I couldn't be fucking about because I didn't have a COVID test. I still got my COVID test

I got my results before Jeff. I've done it both ways. I've done like the panic Planet like 4 a hours before go somewhere to do it. I've also just gone to the airport and done it Yeah, the scary way to do it. The airport they only have one in terminal one and I was in terminal five I don't want to fucking terminal Queen's terminal terminals. Yeah, I've saw an article in The New York Times last week that said, the majority of Americans have had COVID by this point. I think the estimate was like 60% of the United States

has had COVID. Gus, have you had it yet? No, I have not. Me neither. Part of the 40%. Hey. I'm afraid, I can say no. I'm a minority.

You're not a lot of saying it. I can't. I can't. I keep saying I'm afraid that if we don't get it soon, it's gonna be like the thing where if you don't get chicken pox as a kid, then you get it as adults way worse. We're gonna need to get it before it mutates and like, oh yeah, if you didn't have COVID before the new Zeta variant,

it's gonna kill you. Yeah, I'm not licking you with a new variant. No. It's terrible. Yeah, it's not fun. But it was my first international trip I had done since COVID started. I haven't been international yet since then. Yeah.

It was nice. It's always good. I mean, the RTUK community was great as well. Like everyone was super friendly. Did you see the British Airways flight? The not so. Yeah. They have a new plane.

It's still a 737, but it's not 737. No, they take the Airbus A3-59. A3-59? Yeah, I think. It's still a 737, but it's are not seven. No, they take the airbus a 350 now a 350. Yeah, I think it's the one that's 333 I think it's I think they fly an a 350 on that route, but still not as nice as the dreamliner We had for those two or three months when they first open up that flight. It's a good plane I see that plane all the time now on my flying lessons I see it like when it coming into land or like taxing to go to the terminal It's like it's always arriving around the time I'm there It's always the most posh sounding person,

like on air traffic trails, like there's a myriad of British accents. It's never like a scouser who's flying that plane. It's always like, you picture like a dude with a top hat, a monocle, yeah, and a monocle flying that plane. It's a very specific accent, a very specific British accent that the pilot of that plane will always have. And it's like, there's no variation in it.

Same time every day, just a British voice comes over the other. But it's, yeah, it's, it's, it's funny to me. It's like, oh, yeah, even before he identifies like, oh, that's British Airlines, I know who that is. Do you bring back any ball roll? I don't know, did you bring it back? We had some, we actually had some ball roll. No, I didn't bring it back. Somebody there told me like, you did he bring it back? We had some, we actually had some bovrol. No, I didn't bring it back.

Somebody there told me, like, you can't bring it back to the stage and I allowed it to carry bovrol. Bovrol from the UK and the American. You smoke a lit. But, well, you know, I'm a law-buying citizen, man. I'm not looking here to break any rules. Get the good school. Straight to school.

I had to get, I had to get really from school. Bovrol beef extract. Yeah. That's the whole thing. You don't know about beefy bovrol? No, I don't. Apparently. it's a good way to drink beef Yeah, let's imagine like it right now. I wanted to drink it. You want beef. It's like what a spread beef on toast It's good for that to it's like it like a suit I can buy it right now 250 grams 18 bucks. Yeah, yeah, there you go

50 grand it's like a soup without the stuff in it It's like if you would just like if you took took out like stock, it's like bone broth. Yeah, yeah. High protein beef paste. I would need it that way. That's my wrap. Do you like marmite? It's all right.

It's the same as marmite if you use it as a paste. If you mix it in with hot hot water, it becomes like beef bouillon, it's drinkable. But you would rather have coffee, I promise you. Oh, it's like a morning thing? Like a morning thing? It's like a hot drink on a cold day kind of thing. Oh, it was a morning thing for sure.

I always had it in the evening. Like on a cloud, it's a hot thing on a cold day. Like you've got a football game or something like that. It's something that steams when you're outside. We had a little teaser for the next bleep face episode. Andrew tried some. Oh, diddy. I think I may have actually.

We look at a mere Jeff. I can't see. I was looking at Jeff. He was looking at a million. I thought Jeff would be like, Yay, dammit. I'm gonna back up. Yeah, Andrew tried it.

Well, diddy. Or diddy. Diddy not. That guy lies about everything. No, did he? It didn't try it. Did he not? That guy lies about everything. No, no, no, no. Andrew came up with a game. Here's the thing. We just did our hundredth episode of a Bleepface podcast.

A very sweet episode. A very, very sweet. Lots of emotional. It could ugly hold some in the middle. It's a Gavin's horrifying story. I knocked it out of the park by getting live tattooed during the podcast. Now everybody agrees that was awesome. Then Gavin told one of the greatest stories

I've ever heard in my life. One of those grotesque stories ever. Life just horrendous. And then Andrew was also at the podcast. And so, and then so, in episode 101, Andrew felt like he had to make up for, you know, shitting the bed in episode 100. By not contributing any way whatsoever.

And so he came up with a game and he that it required him maybe to drink or eat bovral. Okay. Oh, that's what that was. I was thrilled too much. Okay, I may have, I mean, taste that on the next one. I saw you already recorded you on the next one.

Yes, I recorded him yesterday for Nick. Not yet. Is that the most annoying part of you week, by the way? Me? No, it's fun. I enjoy doing it because I love trying to figure out what's going on. And I will give props to Eric and Nick

because they definitely talk a lot during the episode and Discord. So I give the next week on, you know, on fuckface, like the recap of what's coming up. I guess not recap, pre-cap, I guess. Yeah. And recap. And so it's just me guessing as to what's coming up

in the future episode, by based on the discord chat and I've been very close on a lot of things I predicted so there's times where where they won't record an episode So I literally have to make a next week on and there's nothing has been recorded yet And I predicted some stuff that came out which I was very excited for what was that you did recently Piss boy I said I said return a piss boy and actually showed boy and it actually showed up. And you were like, did you see that the preview and then talk about piss boys? Like, no, did you talk about piss boys? And then, but so one of my favorite things is having

to record them in weird spots. So I've recorded one in line for the slinky dog dash at Disney's Hollywood Studios in Florida. And then this most recent one, if it sounds weird, it's because I'm standing outside of terminal three at Heathrow, we're recording it on my phone to send a nick. High quality. High quality to perform. It fits in with that podcast though.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. Speaking of recording in weird places, our new podcast, Anma. When does that come out again? It comes out, I believe May 9th. That's a Sunday. It would be May 8th for first members.

On Sunday. May 9th for the normal people. That's a Monday. And it's a bad name for podcasts is what it is. But it's following in the rich tradition of Rooster Teeth, a dog shit name, Achievement Hunter, dog shit name, every pretty much every other name, dog shit name, why not our podcast? It came to me in a dream.

We record on good morning, good morning Gustavo. I've been good. Where do we record episode three? We recorded it at home slice on North Loop. Yeah, we did. But they weren't open yet. So we had to record it like on the outdoor seating by the bus stop. And the bus and it was garbage day. A lot of buses. Not only were buses coming by, but there were garbage trucks and just regular big trucks Driving by so who guys out with you to do it Eric just Eric It's just me Gus and Eric and then Gus and I sit down

We hit record. I say good morning Gus. We normally start the podcast normally Eric hits record and I just start talking Yeah, and then you you stop me and you go wait wait wait. I haven't said it yet. You have another podcast with an intro problem I haven't said it yet. You have another podcast with an intro problem? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then you say it and then I kind of ignore half acknowledging it and then I keep talking about whatever

I was talking about. I was telling Emily the other day that third, the second episode we recorded. Third episode was good. The second episode we recorded, which we recorded here because it was raining. It was, well, it was raining. I'm doing air quotes.

Eric said we couldn't record outside because it was raining. It wasn't raining. It was raining. It was not, I was raining. I'm doing air quotes. Eric said we couldn't record outside because it was raining. It wasn't raining. It was raining. It was raining. I walked in. It was raining. Where were you going to record it? Like where was the plan to record that episode?

Where we ended up for the third episode. Yeah. So we just got a coffee from a different place for that one. It's good. Anyway, second episode. That was maybe the top five best podcasts I think I've ever recorded. So not the first episode. So listen to the first episode.

The second episode. No, I'm just saying that, but something's that pilot, unless you're lost or breaking bad, the pilot's never the best episode. So no, I just, something about the second episode. I just, I thought about it for like three days later. Just about how good that one felt. It was fun.

The third one felt good too. I just, it's just Gus and I telling old, old, old stories. It is like, you got, I just prompt you guys with, hey, what about this? Hey, here's an idea. And then it just is like, the year was 1998. The interesting is since we go out on location, we tried, obviously except for the second one

because it was raining, you know, recorded here. We try to go, you're not better about that. We go to different locations around town. And then it's just like invariably, Jeff and I have lived here so long. It's like, we'll be at a location. We're like, oh, do you remember when we came here back in the 90s? And this happened? Or then we left here, we went there.

And it's like just looking around. Like, oh, we know all of this stuff that happened here before this existed. I was kind of the point of it. Like, we were sitting down to record at this home slice. And Gus reminded me that it used to be a doctor's office and Gus reminded me that it used to be a doctor's office and not only did it used to be a doctor's office, but he and I got kicked out of it. We got it.

We got it. We got it. By the doctor and the nurses. Wasn't the original drunk? We're the same. We got to listen episode three. It's a full episode three is a good one, Gavin. Just wait two months.

And then because we were sitting there outside, I was reminded that home slice named my old dog. And I had not even thought about that. Well, listen to episode three to find out. episode three is a great one. It wasn't drunk tank originally gonna be recorded at different bars or at different places now because it was downtown, it was the old Congress office.

And like the plan was to shoot it or record it in different restaurants or was it different bars. I remember there was, or maybe we were gonna start another but we had a separate website we wanted to do or record in different restaurants or was it different bars? I remember there was, or maybe we were gonna start another one. Yeah, we had a separate website we wanted to do that would rate every bar in the city of Austin. Is that junk army?

Yeah, yeah. But I don't think we ever wanted to do the podcast remotely. I don't know that we had the equipment or the know-how at the time. To be able to record new recorders or anything. Yeah, I was like, we were pretty dumb too. So I didn't even know what to look for. Well, there'd be a hundred episodes of this one I will go to we run our stories. I don't know. Oh, you should you should record one from the area where your car used to be Pop when it's not about that's a great idea. There's no coffee shop. What's around there? There's a good yeah

But there's a there's a hb there. It's kind of close to Mozart's. Yes, we can record it Mozart on the list. Yeah, put Mozart on the list. I got a great story about Gavin at Mozart's we can tell I can tell He looks concerned now. I mean, what I'll listen to that one I'm actually excited to listen to this podcast It is like something I'd be a fan of I assume if I was Living in England. It's a lot about it's almost like a love letter to Austin and the change that it's seen. And it's funny because the other day on the Austin Sobreddit, I saw someone posted an article that was published in Austin Monthly

about like a looking back on an old MTV show called Austin Stories that aired like one or five years ago. One of the reasons I lived here. And it's like a long article they talk to, like the cast and people who were involved in producing that show. And one of my favorite quotes in that article, I sent it to Jeff and Eric.

I'm gonna make sure I read it exactly right. Yeah, you don't want to paraphrase. Or was it? And they just talk about what their experiences were. Oh, here it is. And the one of the people who they were interviewed said, regarding why they decided to film it in Austin. That was a new idea at the time, the slacker.

When I went to Austin, I thought, this is a retirement community for 20-somethings. So, it's like the city does not have that feel at all. And anymore, but it's like, it's definitely something that was lost in time for a while back then. You could also try and find that homeless guy and see if he still thinks you're the worst thing

that ever happened to us. Everything's wrong with Austin. We could just go try to find all the homeless titties get she's to see all the time. God, we gotta do an episode downtown so we can talk about that. Oh, the jackal over something or... I can see no alchemy now, I'm gonna burn it.

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tacos without ever going in there. You remember the hideout story where, maybe Gavin wasn't there. It was the one where we walked in the hideout and someone had a laptop open and was watching a YouTube video. Gavin pointed it to us and he goes, hey, that's my video.

Is that, was that you? I remember that someone was doing that. Was I the one that saw it? Or did you tell, no, I think I was, I was like, what think I was I was like Like right after slow-mo guys started and they were watching either you're like the believe it or something I forget what it was but I think it was before slow-mo guys wasn't cuz I didn't think It was very early. It's very old we're all old now because I don't think I ever came back to the Congress office post slow-mo guys. Dan came by I remember so that there was there was still you

only started spinning time with him when you could hit him. So must have been post hit. He is a hot now I don't know. Yeah I asked Gus before we started when was the last time this was the lineup for the RT podcast post hit. It is a hot now. I don't know. Yeah, I posted. I asked Gus before we started. When was the last time this was the lineup for the RT podcast, do you think? It was probably at the Congress office. Yeah, literally it was probably over 10 years ago. I don't think. I don't think.

Yeah, probably. I think so. Yeah. I don't know. I'm sure someone in, I'm sure someone has a spreadsheet somewhere that is the, the cast list. They'll figure it out. And now that we're all sitting here, you the cast list. Look, figure it out.

And now that we're all sitting here, you can see why we haven't done it since. No, I know. We all have other podcasts to talk about shit and then we come here and we had nothing. I always get where I feed Jack when you're on a podcast with Jeff. Why is that? I was Jeff at Gus.

Jeff at Gus. Dude, yeah. I think the one, if you've ever listened, if you ever go back, I'm gonna listen to the early days of the RT podcast. Holy shit. Talk about change of tone.

Yeah, we, wow. We're very different. We've painted it. Yeah, then what's back then? Different is that the word you're gonna use? We're more mature. Yeah, sure. You're not, here's the deal.

Here's a Goss and I are a little older, a little nicer, and you're not nearly as much of a fucking loser, either. You're not here's the deal. You're not here's the deal. Here's a Gus and I are a little older, a little nicer, and you're not nearly as much of a fucking loser, either. You're not here's the deal. Here's a Gus and I are a little older, a little nicer,

and you're not nearly as much of a fucking loser, either. Like, you can't, like, yeah, Gus and I were dickheads, for sure, but you were also a fucking loser. Okay. Like, you can't blame both of you. It's like, it's like, the cycle, it's happening again. You can't, it's not all on us. Some of it had to do with you.

The genie's out of the butt. wait, so why was I a fucking loser? What's that? What made me a fucking loser? All of your interests and opinions and stuff so video games You have a podcast with him about his interest. I know I'm sucked I have a podcast with him about his interest. I know. I've sucked it into it. Yeah, he's gotten so much better.

He's so cool with that. I just went to fucking England with him. That was one that was like an hour of UK. He made fun of because you got robbed. Oh yeah, I got robbed twice at a week. And it was just Jeff shitting on me with like any messed up stolen. But some reason that no one has any sympathy

for people to get robbed. For what is worth that? I can't say that. I hope you catch the guy. Yeah, we got to help them fling it down. We caught the guy. And we caught the guy. The cop was supposed to do his job. We did, basically said, hey, do you want a job

with the Austin police? Because they couldn't figure out what we did. It's like, oh my god, I like, get a warrant. Go to Time Warner cable. We get this information. We tracked the guy to like a half mile radius. Like we knew where it was like in a half mile and we were able to get them to finally

subpoena the records of the IP addresses to go to the specific house and the coffee guy. But Jeff was relentless. I will say this next time Gus and I hire a fucking drugie to rob you, we're gonna get one with a little better at it. That was immersion too. That was the doom emergency. I remember I had to go sit and I had to go sit in Bernie's truck

to be quiet to laugh to myself for a little bit because he would be mad. He was found out on the set and I couldn't stop laughing. What was that? 2010? Oh God, I don't know. I was so, it was so funny. I'm Jack looked like he was gonna,

like he turned into like, he turned into like, like in, like in a stick like that. Like what? He turned into like, he turned into like, like in, like a stick. Like what? Like, he turned into like, he was like, a stick of lit dynamite. I could tell he was going to explode. And so I went and I sat in Bernie's truck and I laughed for 15 minutes.

Oh my god. That I came out and that was like, so things are a little bit different nowadays. So, it's been good. I've been robbed in a long time. Hey, I was a bright side, you're a winner now. Yeah. What does that mean? I wouldn't. I've been robbed in a long time. Hey, I was a bright side. You're a winner now. Yeah. What does that mean?

I wouldn't. I shouldn't have lose it anymore. Oh, so that? Dude, you robbed me about a deal by now, right? Yeah, he actually never wanted you. Oh, really? No, no, my parents are basically making an agreement with him to pay a certain, like a large amount of money.

Did he? He did over, he was paying like a couple dollars a week for years and years and years. And then the end of his sentence was coming up and they're like, you still owe a shitload of money. And then he tried to get the judge, but basically just wipe it out. And my parents, my mom wouldn't yell at him in front of the judge, which was awesome. And then eventually his dad who was super rich gave the money to pay us off. So yeah, he's clean. Yeah, he's no longer, he's no longer under our watch anymore. Could you technically rub him a nugget, Joe?

No, no, because if you hadn't paid, then the judge could have said, okay, you can rob him. You don't let him know when you could take $800 worth of stuff from his house. No, that's the funny thing, because I guess a lot of the stuff he stole. He didn't just steal from us, he stole from a bunch of other people too. And then he claimed he didn't have the money for it.

And I said, cool, I won his car. And then I was just going to drive his car off a cliff. It was going to be like, yep,. And I said, cool, I won his car. And then I was just gonna drive his car off a cliff. It was gonna be like, yep, that's all I want. I just want his car. Just give me that, we'll call it even. Film it, make a YouTube video out of it. Just make a bunch of money off the monetized video. My parents weren't cool with that.

Did your parents didn't want you to drive a car? You could film it and then license that footage. That was like a b-roll on Shutterstock or something. Well, end up in a Daniel's movie years later. But, yeah, it's all done now. So, no one, I have no one giving me money due to stealing my stuff anymore. So, we've promoted the ANMA podcast.

We've promoted the annual pass appearance and dick sucking. Gavin, do we have any like fuckface stuff we need to promote? Oh, we're gonna be going to Vegas in November, maybe. Maybe. Dude, no, Andrew said yes, but in a maybe-ish way. There's a yes in a maybe-ish way. Oh, there's no maybe. Can I put money down on Andrew not going to Vegas?

Well, he said yes, how can we say no? He said yes. He said November? Yeah, November. I put $20 down, says he's not gonna do it. What? Well, he's gonna twist his ankle, getting up to go to the apple.

He twisted his ankle, getting in line. Remember when he said he could do it. What? He's gonna twist his ankle, getting up to go to the airport. Yeah. He twist his ankle, getting in line. Remember what he said? He could do three marathons in a week. So we had to push that back a couple months because he got a bagel. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said.

That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said.

That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what guys gonna do for it? We're gonna make beans. Beans. What kind of beans? You wanna come by, eat some beans? Yeah. We're gonna find some beans. Are there whole anywhere that you have beans in right now? Yeah, are you being whole beans or are these just like?

No, regular beans, not being whole beans. Yeah, how do you cook that? He can make beans. Who can make beans? Gavin. How do you make him beans? How was I making beans? You just said that you could do it.

You didn't say anything specific. Erick's eyes got so big just then. I thought I didn't wanna do anything and just eat the beans. Did I say, you said you could make beans. Oh didn't say anything specific. Erick's eyes got so big just then. I thought I didn't want to do anything and just eat the beans. Did I say I'd make... You said you could make beans. Oh yeah, I'll give you a go. What kind of beans? Can't a beans.

Why? Why? That's what he said you were gonna do. Like line the beans. Mung beans, maybe beans. Oh no, I was gonna be a black beans. I was gonna be a black beans. How to do the long bean method that you do. But put my own stand on it?

Could you just come by and find out? Like in a slow cooker, just cooking beans for 11 hours. Like a green bell, like a pot of beans, is a long bean, or is it? So how many different kinds of beans could I sample? We're working to figure it out. Okay, but come by if you want beans. What kind of beans do you want?

I like all beans. I'm a big bean guy. Are you an anti-anybeans? No, I can't think of a bean. I wouldn't need you. You're gonna maybe be. I can't. Yeah, I can't. I'm gonna fuck, dude. Kidney bean, whatever you got. I'll even go go black-eyed peas. No, I get into pea territory. Munker, huh? Munk? Yeah. You want to make some beans? Re-s, I'm gonna be. Listen, I will eat any bean, any vegetable, and any fruit. I like. There's not a bean vegetable fruit that I'm not, I don't fuck with. Can we get some durian? I don't like avocado, but that's it.

What? Durian? You don't like avocado? I've never tried durian fruit that would. Jackfruit, I've never tried it, but I would. Wait, did you just say you'll eat any vegetable and then you said, but not avocado? Yeah, I forgot about avocados. I don't like them, but I'll eat anything else.

What do you like about avocado? Oh, dude, have you tasted it? Have you had one? I had one today. Like in your mouth. Yeah, that's why I don't like it. I don't like avocado. Yeah, the flavor and the taste, the texture, the color, I don't like any of it.

I want to like it. I try avocado all the time. Every time I try it, it's so good. Same. I love the idea of guacamole. I just taste like dog shit. Have you tasted dog shit? Unfortunately, I have, yes.

Okay. So you have a one-to-one comparison on that. Okay, got it. I wouldn't doubt it with him. Do you taste like avocado? What a thought. I try olives every four years and I hate them every time.

Green or black or both? Both, really. I think I've had black olives more times, but they're all just kind of pizza, you know, like them. I don't even like the area that they used to be on. Olives, it's dirty with olive. Olives. What's your least favorite vegetable, Gus?

Least cucumber. I was gonna ask if I could say it. I guarantee I knew it was gonna be cucumber. It's awful. Anything you touch, like you with olives. Anything you cucumber touches, I know. And it's awful. It's so funny, because the other one,

the other old guy, Bernie, was like the same way. You guys, if you guys see, you even see it, you can't eat any food around you. But I like it because it's such a slight, like overpowering things. Everything. It's the opposite of overpowering. You only like cucumber water, like that's the worst.

You got like a fancy place and like, oh, here's your cucumber. I was just, no. Or like when I used to drink. I'm still giving out a sink. If I got, if they would start being like a genitonic with a cucumber on it. No, no, I'm not about that.

Is a mushroom, is that a vegetable? No, it's a fungus. Fungus? I don't know, I do not like mushrooms, I can't do mushrooms. I like them raw. You don't like any vegetable. I'll eat any vegetable. I just don't like mushrooms, which are fungus.

So, yeah, I'm good at vegetable. No, any vegetable. Yeah, give me a vegetable, look at it. All right, we're gonna get Dury and a Jack fruit for Jeff. And for that, we'll find some, huh? Yeah, because he said he'd eat any fruit. And we'll find some vegetables for some vegetables. What about I used to be ants I used to be super antivestible but now I'm not how do you feel about sweet like the country like the the films that are made to look like other

films that are done super cheap. What's sweet? The vegetable the don't you can't just say shit like that like we He's he's giving you a British slang for an American for a vegetable you Slang it's a banana. What's a sweet? Okay, it's a Vega. Rude a bagga. Oh You know the word you're just an asshole. There's a collection. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I missed this, I missed this. I mean, one of the first times I went to Australia, I think I was in Adelaide. They're like Adelaide.

I like Adelaide, sister, city of Austin. Yeah. I went to a restaurant and they had like salads on the menu and one of them said it was a rocket salad. I was like, rocket, what the fuck is rocket? And I asked the waiter like rocket what's that what's rocket? And he became so flustered You're like rocket. You know, it's it's it's rocket. What do you call it a Ruggola? Yeah, yeah, I know that now did not know that 28. Yeah, I'd never heard a Ruggola to like a origin What was that one? Is that a plan? Oh, yeah, yeah

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No, I could not. Oh, I absolutely could not. Jack, a pint of okra slime? Yeah. Maybe for some money, like not just for fun, Z's. Oh, correct, boy. Maybe. Wait, that's coming up.

I could, I could brace myself like training up until November for extra one. So you start with like a thimble of it and then work my way to a shot and then, you know, it's always almost extra life. It does feel like that. We're about the halfway point right now. Yeah, RTX. And what about RTX?

It's coming up to you. People should go. Yeah, people should go to RTX. You're almost Yeah. RTX. And what about RTX? It's coming up. People should go. Yeah, people should go to RTX. You're almost keep RTX. So, RTX, people should go to RTX. This year next year, 25, Jack will probably wear the shirt. I will. It's a great shirt. Hansen. Great shirt. Thanks.

I don't know if you want to get a taste of what RTX is going to be like. Come on down to Orlando, Florida and watch watch Jack talk about roller coasters on stage. Well, he gives dudes hand jobs under the table. That's not true. Wait, are you changing it now? Yeah, it's changed. He gives hand jobs under the table, the dick sucks are out back.

You can't do that on stage, dude. Well, I feel like that's why it was dark in that. Gus, are you gonna run a 5K with me? No. No, I'm absolutely not. We're still working on the details, but Thursday morning before RTX, we're gonna do a 5K, and I'm. Before RtX? Absolutely not. We're still working on the details, but Thursday morning, before RtX, we're gonna do a 5K, and I'm gonna get Matt Bragg to do it.

Oh. I think. Well, that was part of the thing. Did you already commit to it? That was an extra life thing. And then I said, like, all of a shim under do it, and then everyone's like, fuck that. And so, like, no one's gonna do it.

So, it's gonna be me and Matt Bragg, and I think Josh is gonna do it. He's gonna come back in and do it too, so. Yeah. Josh Brolin? Yes, Josh Brolin. Where I just like downtown. Yeah, yeah.

So we're probably just gonna meet like auditorium shores and go from there, run the loop. It's nice. Josh Brolin is good and out of range. You guys watching that? Out of range, what is that? That's a new Amazon show. It's like a...

You watch a show that's not a reality show. It's like a sci-fi cowboy kind of, it's kind of like Yellowstone if it had Time travel I Don't like Yellowstone, but I do like this I'm shot yours watching something that's not survivor. Yeah, yeah Or a reality watch those are class night. Oh I haven't finished I just watched the first episode I have two of killer Mike in it. I have okay I have two episodes left of this final batch of Ozark.

I'm probably gonna watch it tonight. Man, I know Ozark's are you enjoying it so far? I don't wanna answer that. I think you're like four episodes ahead. It was like seven, final seven episodes. I'm on episode six, I'll be the next one. I don't wanna answer it, because I don't wanna, I don't wanna take your,

you do it. Well, I will say that a hell of a lot happened in the first episode back. They did not waste time. They did not waste any time. I did not expect this to go there. You said you're watching Better Crossout. They're not wasting any time.

I had it in that show. Yeah. Are you caught up on Better Crossout? No, I'm just starting back in the final season. I made it to season three of that and then it's somehow lost track of it. It's better than breaking better. It's better, bingeable. I don't think it's better than breaking better. Okay. a bingeable show? Like is better than breaking bad?

It's better bingeable. I don't think it's better than breaking bad. I do. I like it better. I like the characters more. I think the first season of Better Call Saul, I was not a fan of. I mean, it was okay. Gus, you know what's better than breaking bad?

The Pokemon show. No, it is not. According to the audience, I know. But I think that it's really done well. I think the dynamic, I'm shocked to hear you that you stopped after season three. I think the dynamic between Chuck and Jimmy was really strong. Yeah, yeah.

I watched the first episode of season three where he'll say Jimmy came clean about something. And yeah, and then I don't know why it is it kind of never got rehooped into it. You should get back into it. It's just the last. This is the last, yeah. So I mean, if you're gonna watch it, I think it's a great show. It's a season five or six, six then I don't know why this kind of never got rehooped into it. You should get back into it It's very business. This is the last. Yeah, so I mean if you're gonna walk like I think it's a great show as a season five or six six I think and it's also this season has Walton and They haven't confirmed that have they yes, I think they've they've been rumored to be in it

He almost die making this yeah, yeah, yeah, I had a heart attack when I was like on set He's got his his walk of fame star yesterday or this weekend Yeah, I think now now's the best time to watch it because you don't have to wait That's been the killer thing for better call salt for me. It's like oh, and I have to wait a year I have to wait two years You know for a new season by the time you see the start is like wait what was happening like find a recap And I think this is the best this is the best way to know what you'll see me with Ozark. Okay. Oh, it's so good Ozark so fucking was also robbed in It's that Jason Bateman show. Yeah

Stressful though. It is a stress Down and by far the best part of Ozark is Ruth. No, no, no Wendy You think so Wendy bird Wendy's great. Absolutely Wendy's great to you the bird you like that I love the bird have you seen resident alien the Alan Tudor? I watched the first season of Resident Alien. The first season was on the plane, going to and from London. And on the way back, I watched the first three episodes.

I really enjoyed it. I just don't know how to find it now. I don't know where it is. It's on sci-fi. I think. Which services that? There's so many of them now. The cable channel?

Oh, the cable channel sci-fi? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I'm an old man, I have cable still. I know that. I do your stuff. You have a T-vo. I just an old man, I have cables still. I know that. You know, I did your stuff. You have a T-vo. I just, I just recancilled cable like four months ago.

Oh really? I was still holding onto it, but no, I was like this dumb. Cause I pay for every fucking service. Yeah, you too. I even, I was even, I even last night I was like, I still pay for the criterion channel. God dammit. Then I was gonna cancel it and then I loaded it up and I went, oh, I can't get rid of this. What is criterion? What is criterion? What does that mean? I'm a vegetarian channel, God damn it. And then I was gonna cancel it, and then I loaded it up and I went, oh, I can't get rid of this.

This is awesome shit. What is criterion? What does that mean? Like, when there's like, criterion collection. They curate the higher quality production stuff. And like usually it's movies, and so it like,

a do a criterion version of like, a curacao film or something. Or. Is it different to a normal version? They usually will go through, and they'll get like, it'll be the best quality print of it, so they'll do like a really good,

and they can capture a lot of behind the scenes. The fact that in the DVD days, they have tons of extras and directors commentary and stuff. Now it's more like, it's just like, it's almost like IFC if it was more curated. Like they do, like they have like a, I don't know, they'll pick some old director from the 40s and they'll just have like a retrospective of their work from month and celebrate it and they'll have like they're doing one about Richard Lincoln at this month. It's actually looks pretty interesting. I'll probably watch some of that.

The waking life poster that was in the bathroom is gone. I don't know if you saw that. Oh yeah, I just got it. I said in the sex lies and videotape poster that was in there. They're all gone now. Sex lives and videotape was not a great movie. No, no. We had to watch it for independent film class in college. That's fine. There's okay. That's okay. It's nothing.

James Spader, right? It wasn't nearly as good as it was made out to be. Waking life, that was the theatrical premiere of Alex Jones, right? He's in that draw. Now look at it, look how far he's come. You went from, you know, a firecat melt steel beams to talking to presidents. Good on you, Alex Jones you He's a Austin success I don't fucking hate that guy and I hate that he represents Austin too. Oh, yeah, he's from here for sure

He probably to be fair. He probably hates that you do too though. Yeah, probably isn't that whatever fuck that guy His head's gonna explode someday so it's all from just like the rage he has built inside of him. Isn't Amber Hurd also from Austin? Is she? Is she? I don't know. Why is it just cast the net out there and be like, fuck it, walk away. Why is all of that...

Aw, business, by the way. Like, why is... I mean, for what it's worth, he could... He is? You've ever heard from Austin, Texas. Wow. For what it's worth, why is it so public?

Why is it so public? I don't understand why this is happening to this couple. I know. Without getting into it as far as I know, basically they had an agreement in like Johnny Depp paid her a bunch of money and they're like, okay, it's over. That's it.

And then she brought it all public and started slandering or what it basically talking shit about him. he's like all right fine and so he sued her for defamation I think I don't know why it's televised I don't know I don't know if that's like a judge makes that happen or what but I don't know why I feel like I feel like a lot of that's that's what my understanding I could be told you wrong happened in the popular media there's one in England right now going on between the two ladies the one lady who I Think she's a I don't know if it's a

The a wag I don't know if that's a insult slander term or not. I don't like wives didn't go friends But yeah, she's like and like she had an Instagram account and then People were leaking her information and then so she set up a like a Fence account and only gave one person access and then it still got leaked and then so she told the people that this woman leaked it and then that lady is suing her now for defamation. It's a whole thing.

And that's public too. It was all over the news when I was in England. Yeah. Yeah, I just keep getting recommended all these clips from the trial. It's like, I mean, I feel so icky clicking on that. I'm not pleased for me. Like for sure it's walked too much. Don't click it. By the way, don't click it. I don't, I don't want to second of that. But I don't believe you're sure. For me, for sure, it's walked too much.

Don't click it. By the way, don't click it. I don't, I've not watched a second of it. Could you just walk to a courthouse right now? Like if I went downtown right now, can I walk into a courthouse and just observe a trial? I think so. Yeah.

I think that might be part of it. I think literally. Well, it is broadcast on like court TV or something. Well, I think the reason I trust normal kids. I think that's what it is. I think the idea is like, if you wanted to, you could go sit in on the Johnny Depp and her case in the courtroom,

but to alleviate any sort of massive push of people to get there, they're just broadcasting it. I think that would be my logical interpretation of it. It's just so personal. It's just so personal. It's just so personal. It's just so personal. It's just so personal.

It's just so personal. It's just so personal. It's just so personal. It's just so personal. It's just so personal. It's just so personal. It's just so personal. So, I feel like it can make money off of it. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah, same thing. I'm not clicked on one of those links, but it's just like, I feel like it's everywhere. It's like bombarding me constantly. Yeah, and I have millions of views. Like every tiny clip is like, well people are just people are obsessed with salacious.

I see. Someone wrote new West Memphis 3 trial up too. Are the West Memphis 3 back up on trial again? For what? I thought they got out, right? Like, Damien Eccles? Yeah. Like, that was a long time ago.

Yeah. Fascinating documentary. I think it's also like part of the public push in this one is that Johnny Depp views his career as being destroyed in the public eye for the allegations. And I think he wants a public platform to try to regain his career. Yeah.

Hmm. Isn't Kate Upton from Austin or Texas at least care. Remember I don't know. I don't know. Okay. Just keep asking us questions. Well, we'll look everyone up for you. And then Michael Stipe go to school, go to high school and lay down.

Joseph mixed him again. Not even close. Oh, can I even close. Parable Michael. And Nicole Smith is from Houston though, right? And this piece from Texas. That was a thing, right? This is where the portion of the podcast where Jack names people.

Yeah, I've been having a lot of people. Doing great so far. But he was, I think he was at school in Temple. What was that, Mike? He got this very Justin Burlander, the pictures for the Astros. This true. Justin Burlander, pictures for the Astros. He's for the Astros.

He probably also, I mean, when he's in the dugout, he probably pisses for the Astros too, but. He pisses in the dugout for the Houston Astros Yeah, I was in line behind Sandra Bullock once in Austin. Oh nice name dropper Isn't I'm just talking about Did you have a nice conversation that was one of the the greatest say what that was one of the greatest Like the the misconnections on the back of a chronicle one time It was me running around town like kind of sweaty having a rough day. You Sandra Bullock coffee.

I stepped on what's her name once. Who was Spider-Man's Gohan in? Custon Dunst. Yeah, Custon Dunst. I stepped on Custon Dunst one time. What do you mean, step by? Yeah, I've explained. So there's this art installation at UT.

Like on the roof It's like this domed room that lets light in and as the light comes into this all-white room the way it refracts Makes the room light up in different colors depending on the different time of the day So if you go there like at sunset you can watch it go from like blue to green to orange or whatever And it's like really vibrant and weird and it's just some sort of light bounce. There's nothing else causing it. And Emily and I went in there once and people will just like, you know, hang out and read a book or fucking connect with their aura or whatever dumb shit they're doing in there. And there was just some lady on the fucking heap on the ground and I like tried to step around and I fucking stepped right on her and I'm like Oh, sorry and kept going and Emily was like you just stepped on Kirsten Dunst and I was like, oh yeah I guess I did why is she just fucking laying out in the bed like she own the place

I mean was it was it packed or was it like you just 12 people in there? It's not very big How did you how? How do you step on one person? It's not much bigger than this. It's like this. It's tiny Gusty you think you would step you would there, there's like, there's 12 people here. I would step on someone. Yeah, and you're just trying to get through and there's fucking people in their time. What do you guys call them? Is that Blanton?

No, no, it's at UT. It's a, I don't know what it's called. UT buildings. UT art. Art. Room. That's it. UT art room.

Light room. Light room. Where did you step on her? Like on her foot or like on her, like, I think it was like her sky space? Sky space, something might be it, like a hair and her shoulder kind of, like, bump her. Was I with either of you when I went around a corner in New York straight into Cindy Loppa?

No. Who was I with? Shit. Well, that happened. How was that? That was really good You haven't come to this stuff come to this stuff because it's a small room, but I I chain I changed my mind. I don't know how you step on it. It seems like you can avoid have you were have you were encountered a celebrity and had a Backed she wasn't the only person on the ground. I was like stepping over motherfuckers to get out of the story

Yeah, there we go I never said she was the only person on the ground. I was like stepping over motherfuckers to see now the stories change Yeah, there we go. I never said she was the only person on the ground I just said she was on the ground You could even bring that up before is the excuse the excuse was that it was a small space now the excuses that there's too many people on You could have pre-capped it with right. That's fine. Whatever. Okay. I'm not arguing that um Have you ever had like an awkward interaction with a celebrity? I went to New York to see Red vests blue and the guy in it said my fly was down That was me in front of every I said celebrity. Oh night and that Gavin was it down Yeah, I was the first fucking row you were there

I don't remember Gavin I was like hey Gavin your fucking your flies you'd digs out and he's like Yeah, that was probably me at my shyest and someone may be stand up in front of everyone which I always Just like You see you two can recover from embarrassing situations like that no one will ever remember talk about it on a podcast years later That's true. You went on to be a slow-mo guy Congratulations Thanks. What are you going, man?

Yeah. Yeah. It's so good. You should go check out that room. I'm pretty cool. I meant to look to see where it was. It's just on the roof of one of the buildings. Do you want to go poke us in?

There's a lot of buildings though. What are you doing? It's a more specific location. William C. Powers Jr. Student Activity Center, Third Floor rooftop garden, 22-1 Speedway. There you go. Okay. Speedway at 22nd Street. There you go. That's cool. Yeah. Meet. Good job. Awkward celebrity encounters. Yes.

I told most of my encounters are awkward, whether their celebrities are not. At South by one year. Did you do that? Right. Punch the knob thing. Stop punching knobs. At South by one year, I was writing for a website and I ended up going to a party for all of the people from Forgetting Center Marshall. And it was right after Jason Seagull had announced that he was doing the new Muppet movie.

And I was way too drunk and I sat down next to Jason Seagull and I was like, hey man, and it was like, I'm gonna couch like this. I was like, hey man, he's like, oh cool man, hey man, how you doing? I'm like, dude, don't fuck up the muppets. Oh god. Oh god. Anyway, all right, thanks man.

And then just got up and walked away. And I was like, didn't even know what happened. I was too gone to realize that I had been a total ass. So, he didn't, he didn't fuck up the muppets. So it's good, maybe you listen to me. You, that's all thanks to you. Yeah, probably. Probably, I'm the reason why the first muppet movie was good. M Maybe you listened to me. Yeah, that's all thanks to you. Yeah, probably. Probably.

I'm the reason why the first Muppet movie was good. Muppet's most wanted not so much, but I love Faggot. I'll see you later. I'll see you later. I'll see you later. I'll see you later. Good job.

Don't look at all of that one. Oh, that was the Tina Fey one with the Jervase. So, but first one. Good. Yeah, he left the project after the first movie, which weird because it took him like 10 years to get it made. And then he was like, I'm done. Oh, I know.

No, he made what he wanted. I guess so. You're done with it. what I mean. He made what he wanted. I guess that was it. In and out. I had a lot of, I'm a super awkward person being with, but I've had a lot of very awkward encounters at dice, which is like a video game conference, but for like a... Like professionals.

Very focused on developers and like very high level executives at game companies. And it was like, any time I went to dice when lunch was served, it was for me, it was like going to high school all over again. Because- Is that where they make us have to sit with the people and strike up conversations with strangers?

Right. Like, you would get your lunch and then be like, all right, I'm gonna go sit at a random table with people and try to talk to them. And so I would go and I'd go and sit down and I'd like without like I would be so out of my element that I would just like randomly pick a table and be like, all right, that's where I'm gonna go sit. Now I wouldn't look at anybody, but like I'm just gonna sit at that table.

I go sit down and look up and be like, oh my God, why did I pick this table? So like I had lunch at a table with John Romero once like that. Oh wow. And it was like, oh my God, it's John Romero sitting at the table. I had lunch at a table with Mike Borhane from Blizzard years ago. And it felt like every time I went and had lunch,

it was like someone who was like, oh my God, why am I sitting at this table? Why did I pick this table out of any table here? It was just all off. Not because of any of their fault. It was all me. Were you able to ever strike up a conversation on these people or are you just kind of shut up in your food?

I mean, they would do a lot of talking normally and I'd be laughing. I'd be laughing. That's a great story, it's so funny. You may do. Yeah. Okay. I have my terrible Charles Barkley story,

which has been told to me times. But I did meet Neil Gaiman once. Oh, yeah, I was pretty funny. I was there for that. No different time in the I'm just kidding. Before I knew you even before Rucherti, I had a friend who owned a comic book shop over on Overdown by William Cannon and he there was like a convention. I Guess it was on the east like I don't know double tree or something There was like a comic book convention and he asked me to help him set up and then Larm's going on feed the dog and I got feed Henry and So I went just to like help him set up and then he's like hey, I gotta go

I don't take a piss or whatever can you just watch the place for me? And I'm like yeah, man no problem and Neil gaming was the Was like the featured guest. And this is right before Princess Mononoke came out. And it was a big deal because he had written the adaptation for it. And so he was like that level of Neil Gaiman fame. Like in the comic book world, everybody knew who he was. Yeah.

But he wasn't like the Neil Gaiman that he is. Yeah, he was a star. And, but he still had his fucking leather jacket and watch it. Like a cool guy. And so my friend who had this comic book set up leather jacket and watch like a cool guy and so my friend Who had this comic book set up He had built like a little Neil Neil gaming shrine with all the different Like vertigo graphic novels and stuff for sandmanship and and I'm just standing there and Neil gaming walks up and it's like Texas and it's a hundred degrees outside and he's wearing a leather jacket, which I thought was odd

And he walks over and he like he like sees the set up and he's wearing a leather jacket, which I thought was odd. And he walks over and he like sees the set up and he's like, huh, yeah, yeah. And he picks up one of his books and smirks and puts it down. And he looks at me and he goes, hey, I was going and he picks up another one. And he just starts thumbing through it and I go, you should pick one of those up.

And he goes, no, I think I'm good. And I go, okay, well, it's not a library. He goes, he just walked away. And I probably laughed about myself for like two years. Wow. So did you not know who you were? Well, I knew exactly who he was. Yeah, it was hard to miss. So he was the only guy in America with a British accent

and we're in a leather jacket 110 degrees in Austin, Texas. He was hard not to know. I just felt like fucking with him. That sounds so unlike Jeff. Yeah, unlike the Jeff of the late 90s. Yeah. That's back when we were much meaner, much more. That's the kind of story we might hear on the Andma podcast.

Maybe not that one. In episode three, in episode three, we just met. I think as we got so much background and so much like a little sickle talk through. It's like a pretty cool to have a day. Yeah. Yeah. So one of the questions is, do you have any,

like what's like some of your favorite moments from community meetups? And that got us talking about Jeff quitting a job on the spot after he moved to Austin. Oh. In like, I took everybody with me. Yeah. It was like, I don't know how we're going down these roads,

but man, it's good. That's awesome. Oh, it's fun. I'm excited to listen to it. Thanks. I'll add it to my other two podcasts I listen to. What do you podcast see listen to? I listen to the fuck face. Obviously, add it to my other two podcasts I listen to. What do you podcast see, listen to? I listen to the fuck face.

Obviously, I listen to, there's a number of theme park podcasts I scan through, but there's one I listen to when it comes out. It's like monthly, it's the theme park stop. And then, yeah, and then, Ann, but I guess. Ann, what about you guys? Do you guys listen to a lot of podcasts? It's now become my main form of entertainment podcasting. I don't think, all the cases you listen to episodes of things,

like just like poking around listening to stuff, but nothing regular. Really? Yeah. How about you, Gett? No. I mean, I proof on one. Yeah.

Yesterday I listened to every episode of the T-Ball Bit Minutes. Which is good, right? Yeah, it's very chill and it's really good. It's very funny. I think out of all the podcasts at RT that one has the highest ceiling Most chance for success How did season all there? Yeah, everybody says seasonal first, but they'll fucking I don't know I mean that even like black box down where season of what we do like 10 weeks on and then take like a break

We're still really supplemental episodes and then come back for another 10 weeks. Like just because it's seasonal doesn't mean you ever really take a break. It's still pretty much constantly coming out. Somehow every podcast I've ever been on has just gone indefinitely. Yeah. No. Yeah. I don't know. We technically have four seasons of bleed face.

Yeah. I don't know how like a lot of season three was only two. Fuckface started after Black Box Down, but has more episodes in it. Or a week. We recorded 101-101-02 last week. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, did you hear the conversation?

So I was asking this about Eric. You proofed this week's Fuckface yet? 101, yep. We're you okay with the first 14 minutes of me talking about the baseballs? It's pretty long. It's pretty long. It's been cut down there.

Yeah, I don't know if you cut it enough though. You're a baseball podcast though, right? So. I think we went, do you know a little bit, you were five minutes? I may have got two inside baseball on how products were made.

Wow. Just the behind the scenes. Oh, is this the whole thing I heard so about this, that like there's a problem with the way baseballs are made? No, okay. No. Oh, is this the whole thing I heard about this? Like there's a problem with the way baseballs are made? No. Okay. No. We did a thing. I'm independent of you in this. I saw like a new story about how people are are blaming you. Oh, just in general. Yeah, in general, are blaming the low quality, major league baseball with the fact that more people are getting hit this season because they're not the ball. So aren't as consistent. I have actually heard that too. I will say this is the I think the lowest collective batting average in baseball in a very long time.

Yeah, but it's weird because the batting average leader is a San Diego Padre. So that's that is weird. That was very strange. That was something to happen. Who's who's the who is that? Tony Wain. You're a cosmer. You believe that. Anyway, we weren't talking about those 60s.. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don How many more baseballs are you gonna hit? Another 300. Oh no. Yeah, I hit another 300. And I had it worked out where you're gonna do 300? Andrew and, well, Eric and you and Gavin were gonna hit a bunch, but Andrew convinced us all that it needs to be me.

Wow. I told Chef, so that was the idea it was gonna be a bunch different people hitting them. And I was gonna be included. I said Gavin should hit one like just like dip a dip a bat and gold and hit one And that's it. That's yeah, and then we might we might do that later. Okay, there's a very specific reason why we shouldn't do it Is your arm recovered from that first? Yeah, I'm fine now. I'm feeling was like it had doubled in size and was glowing I had like a pop iron. Yeah, it was gross. Yeah, it was all like swollen here. Do you think it would be easier this next time?

Or do you think it would be? Yeah, yeah. I think so. Okay. You got most of the swelling out of the way. Well, I've been, like, I've been, I had been, lifting, not lifting. I had been pretty sedentary because of my butt problems.

And so I hadn't been like getting any exercise. But now I'm, I'm 28 miles this morning on my bike, I'm going to go some stretchin', I'm back into it, I'm limberin' up, I should've done it. Right, go bike will help you hit baseballs. Yeah. That's what I hear at the time. I'll be playing soon.

Build them a stand-up. Park require, Roadwell. You've wrote a lot of cheer-ups. Eric, are you going back to the same field or are you going to a different field this time? We will definitely be going to a different field. So wait, we're like, I think we found them all in snake territory, I don't think there's any more. We just we just have to go to a bigger field. Okay. That's, that's

the plan. Well, that's just hit them too far. Yeah. Look at you rock it arm. What are you gonna do? Hit the ball hard. Maybe there's a story for anma podcast, but were you at the call center when we were in the softball league? Yeah, let's talk about the softball league. We were a spider. He'd come all the way from college station just to play the games. I don't know. He came from college station. Yeah, he was living. No, no, I'm sorry. Not college station. Corpus Christi. He was living in Corpus Christi. Oh, that's right. I love Jesus to play the softball games.

And we kept it going for a while for him because we liked him so much. We played in that league for two seasons, and we never won one game. I only played for one season. We came close to any one game, but we blew it in the bottom of the last inning and lost it. I'm jammed with the loser. Yeah, I was loser.

You were, because I got my shit stolen. While you were living with your parents. I think that was true. Yeah, because I think I had just moved back. That's what I just moved back. I remember just laughing because you were living with your parents. That was, I think that was true. Yeah, because I think I had just moved back. That's what it was. I just moved back. I remember just laughing because you were like 28 and living with your parents and trying to date.

Mom, can you get that in here? I'm gonna bring a girl back. Hell yeah. Put a sock on the door. Yeah, it's difficult is to move out these days. I didn't know how people do it. It's even worse now. Now, this is 20 years ago.

The shitty thing is, here's what happens. I owned a house. I moved to California and rented my house out and I was waiting for the woman's least to expire so I could move back in. Yeah. So I was living with my parents for like two months. He's like, listen, I swear, I own a house.

We can't go to it. Somebody else is there, but I own a house. Anyway, as soon as my parents leave, we can go in. I missed this Jeff. I miss him so much. That's I own a house. Anyway, as soon as my parents leave, we can go in. I missed this Jeff. I miss him so much. It's been a while. It's a good idea.

So what Jeff do you get on annual past podcast? A very appreciative one, because he doesn't have to do a lot of heavy lifting. It was a lot of me doing the work and is pitching up to him. That's a G-rated podcast, so I'm very car talk in that one. G-For Jeff,

I'm very click and clack. And then in the fuck face, I would just be me. And then in the one Gus and I do, it's just like old dudes giving each other emotional hand jobs. Under the table. Who is this with you today?

Right sexual today. I don't know what's going on. No. Maybe I should jack off, I don't know. I don't know. I'm gonna have to back that up. Please not on camera. No, I just like, I just, like, it's really is,

it's that whole other animal podcast is just so I can talk to Gus. Animal podcast. And, uh, I just missed talking to Gus and I've said so much fun reliving old stories and shit that I had no memory of. Like, getting kicked out of that doctor's office. I had no memory of that.

Find out, Nipsel 3. Yeah. Yeah, I think we'll do a good job of jogging each other's memory about certain things. Like the fucking, all the games we used to play. No, no, no, no. We all, all the games that we talked about. That we talked about, we didn't actually play.

That's fucking, that's also in episode three, we're playing World. Can you just release episode three first? Well, it's not even the first episode that I've been you saying? It's not even the first episode. It's not even the first episode. It's just a couple of rounds. That went on Friday, so it's like freshen our mind. I had to record two podcasts of each of you last year.

Yeah, yeah. Two with you, two with you, and two with you last week. Do you think that one will be more popular than this one? No. I don't think so. I think it's a little too niche. Sure, niche, yeah. I think people will enjoy it, and it'll be like very old Rocheteath vibes,

but I don't, I can't think of a way to summarize it in a way that would give it any kind of mass appeal. Yeah. It's like, it's for very specific groups. I think it might be better than the whole thing. I don't think it has the appeal. If you like it, you like it and chances are you won't. Yeah. Anyway, subscribe now. Put that up and share it. If you like it, you like it. And chances are you won't. Yeah. Anyway, subscribe now.

You like it? Like it. Does that show coming any of the colors? Yes. What are the other colors? And also comes up. What the fuck is going on with my shirt? Because I know they're asking. So I'm asking. I've received texts from friends that are like, that's a great shirt. Fucking bin Davis in London texted me and said like that's a great shirt fucking Ben Davis in London texted me It's that's a great t-shirt. What the fuck? This is an awesome supportive guy shout out to Ben Davis by the way and Rebecca I know you're in the chat. We got to hang out with both of them. We were in London two of the coolest my buddy Ryan to the best ever do it. That's a great shirt. It's a good shot. What do you mean? You're seeing some but this way is a fucking loser because he can't take a compliment

No, cuz I don't trust you assholes jack. I'm sorry His name is us. I like your shirt to I guess I do also available at store to receipt that com So that one's in the store and that was in the store. Yes. What about yours? I don't That's a gesture. I don't think this one just came out like two weeks ago. Go buy it now. Please I do like that We don't have a lot of merch. So please buy it. 1901. Yeah. It's like a VOR radio information box that you would see on a sectional chart, but it's all researches where if it's I was going to say that. Like this would be the frequency the NDB channel and the horse code. NBD. NDB. Condor. It's a beacon. Anba. Man, I did this past Friday after we recorded episode three of Anima. I did one of my last milestones in pilot training before I scheduled my test.

I'm working on barrel roll. What would you do? What would you do? You have to do a long cross-country trip. To meet the requirements, you have to do a trip. If you leave from one airport, stop at two other airports, come back to your, the one you started from. Your trip has to be a minimum of 150 miles

and the, at least one leg has to be 50 miles long. So you have to go, you have to leave your airport, go at least 50 miles, stop at another airport, leave, go to another airport, and then come back to the airport. And then come back and that whole thing has to be at least 150 miles. Yes.

So I flew from Austin to Brenham to Eagle Lake, which is out by Columbus. Then from Eagle Lake back up to Austin. Now is that out of your 80 miles? That they already have planned out for you to take? I planned it. It was like, you get to pick whatever you want. Oh, that's cool.

Yeah. Really? Do you have to pay to land at an airport? You don't? In Europe, you do. But in the United States, how long did that take? It took, I'll told about like time to like pre-flight the plane and taxi take off land everything.

Little over two hours, two hours, 15 minutes or so. Did you have any oopsies? No, but the wind wasn't, it was a windy day, I don't remember, on Friday. And it was like, it was just annoying. So after we hung out and got coffee and had our conversation, you got on a plane and flew, you went to four air, both three airports, one twice. It was just annoying. So after we hung out and got coffee and had our conversation you got on a plane and

I went eight then I went to four air bull three airports get one twice So that's fucking cool. So if you could can you go to any airport? Like could you find a DFW right now or is it as a student pilot? So we're gonna do we're about to do an episode of black box down about this, but As a student pilot you cannot fly into what are called Bravo class airports, which are the busiest ones without special permission So DFW is a Bravo. I could not fly into there until I get my license, then I can fly in there. No problem. Wow. Okay. I was thinking about you last night. I watched one of the episodes of that HBO documentary, The Way Down. You know I'm talking about? Yeah.

But there were religious people that called and they crashed like the weight loss cult. And they crashed and I was thinking, I hope you're a better pilot than that. I hope so too. It's a yeah, it's a, but that's the, the, the weird thing is that you don't have to pay to land. Like, uh, I went to curville a couple weeks ago. It's like, I was like, oh, I want to get down. So I, I landed, I parked the plane, got down, like, you don't have to pay anyone. You don't have to talk to anyone.

What did you do? Did you like go get lunch in curville or anything? I just peed. Like, I went into the building. It's like, oh, this one this place looks like. So take a pit. What's Carville like? I just saw the report. There's a plane manufacturing factory there. Well, there's the big Carville folk festival that everybody talks about. Like, it's a big deal, but I've no Carville knowledge.

So if you wanted to like fly to Vegas, like, could you be like, you know, assuming you have your license and you have access to a plane, could you be like, I'm just going to fly to Vegas, like could you be like, you know, assuming you have your license and you have access to a plane, could you be like, I'm just gonna fly to Vegas and then just land and then do they have like, is it like a parking lot where you're gonna just go park a plane? They call it like an FBO,

and you just like land and then you radio them, you're like, hey, I just landed, can I get gas and can I park my plane? And they're like, yeah, and they'll tell you, like typically it's like, if you need to park, it's 50 bucks or whatever, but if you buy gas, then there's no fee to park. Oh wow, yeah, and you just like park your plane. That's a crazy thing but if you buy gas, then there's no fee to park. Oh wow.

Yeah, and you just like park your plate. And that's a crazy thing. You didn't have to tell anyone you're going. You just like show up and be like, hey, I'm here, I want to land. And they're like, okay, cool, come on in. So if you get like within a certain radius of the airport, you just like radio into the tower and say,

like put me in line and- To the bridge accent, yeah. I know, I know. But you're not a monocle. In Austin, for example, you cannot get within 10 miles of the airport until you talk to them. Okay. So it's like you have to establish radar communication and be like,

I want to come in, I want to land and they're like, Sure, come on in. Why this heading? Do you think you'll ever be a schmuck who lands on an active taxiway? I hope not. No, I'm not going to Harrison Ford. I know we've talked about it in a previous podcast because I'm very interested in this. But why? Why is this so expensive? Because it sounds once again, it sounds like, we talked about how ultimately it's a flying

as a fairly financially prohibitive, but I'm doing the math again on my head. How much is the gas? Depends on where you go, here in Austin. Like let's say we're Vegas. We're just awesome to Vegas. I can look up the price, but here, I can use Austin,

because I know I stopped my head. You'll pay for 100 LL, which is what a propeller plane will use, it's like 67 bucks a gallon. Okay. 627, somewhere in that range. It's just a seven. But you burn 10 gallons an hour while you're flying.

Okay. So you're looking at 20. 60 to 70 bucks an hour. 25 gallons to get to Vegas maybe. Oh no, 20 more than that. Is it? Yeah, because you fly slower. Yeah, if you fly in a little plane like that,

it's way slower. How much your airspeed? You'll be grounds, let's say 100 knots. Let's say you grew, like when I did that flight the other day, I was probably average ground speed around 90 to 100 miles an hour. Oh, so it's like a 33% slower than a commercial airloader? Yeah, it's way, way slower. But you make up the advantages, you can go straight.

You never worry about traffic. You don't have to go around a mountain or you can go over it. So, right through it. So, like a Southwest flight, Austin, or I guess American has won that too, a direct flight, American to Vegas is like two hours and 20 minutes maybe.

Oh, I would take, flying in a little single engine plane like that, no, we'll take way longer. It would take like, so that's the flying in a little single interplane like that. No, we'll take way longer. It would take like, so that's the, you put your foot down. So that's what you put your foot down. But like, like, save, like, okay,

so what is the, like, when would it be cheaper for us to go to you and be like, never, we wanna go to Dallas. Like, we wanna go to Dallas and there's like, you know, how many people would you have to take to make it break even? That would, what it won't cost as much as like a, it would like a little plane like that,

you can fit four people in. Okay. What if you tow a basket of people over? And like, it's never cheaper to fly a private plane. It is always cheaper to fly commercial. There is no like, unless you like weigh in like, you're time saving. So like you don't have to go with security.

You can be like, oh, we just want to go right now. We need to go through some kind of security, right? Like, there's no scanners or anything or like no bag checks. I've had to get my back, I've already had like a background check. Okay, and everything, so like they know me and anyone I bring, like I vouch for. So it's like I would just walk through and be like, I'm bringing Chris.

I just be like, hey, going out to the plane, like all right, yeah, go through. You should, you should do drug running. Mm. That's how you make a lot of, it's expensive, right? You make a lot of fucking money.. That's how you make a lot of- It's expensive, right? You make a lot of fucking money. I saw Tommy Huda.

You can cruise movie, or he did that. He made a lot of money. You could move so many crates of bovril around the US. Yeah. And legally imported. Just bovril and salad cream over. It's interesting, after I get my license, you should come by.

We're on a little flight. I would love to. You're all welcome. Why does everyone want to fly with gas? Well, I like get my license. You should come by. We'll go on a little flight. I would love to. All of you, you're all welcome. Why does everyone want to fly with gas? Well, I like him a lot. It seems trustworthy. I can do it. I'll take you to.

And that all at once. Why don't you want to fly with gas? I just don't want to go. Why not? He doesn't want to drive. I don't blame him. He's very, I gave him his very risk of worse. He showed 15 minutes late.

What if, uh, it's okay. In this case. Well, wait. You're not going to miss your flight. Yeah, wife you've The hot water wonder what if you had a stroke Man, then you kick me out like you said last time you kick me when you take it over figure it out I ask guys if it was all right to throw a dead body out of a point If you want to get in the driver's

International waters, right? International air, air waters. He's gonna go six miles up You say So you say when you go six miles up. So you say, say we go six miles up and play poker legally. That house can take a rate when you're up six miles. Everyone hold on your chips or turbulence. Oh, yeah, that reminds me. I did something for you yesterday. Oh, God. Yeah, good. You're welcome. Oh, shit. I rode my bike by your house yesterday and I didn't fuck with you at all. And I had, I realized I was on your street. I wasn't intending to and I had a bunch of ideas on things that I could do, and then I just did.

I really, you come a long way. You get very mature. Yeah, I didn't do, some of them were funny. But I didn't want to get shot, and I don't want to upset you. Not all of them were funny, just some of them. I didn't do any of it. I didn't even make any videos for you on your,

on your security camp. Ah, maybe next time. I woke up this morning and And my bathroom window I looked out and there was just an owl sitting there I don't know what the hell's going on lately after the storm of the day member I was like I walked out and there was an owl. Yeah, but it's your old post There's like this big just sitting there. It's like season one and two in peaks like turned and looked at me And then like turned away like you can give a fuck I don't care.

You've probably got a black lodge going in your backyard. How long does it take for a nest of birds to be empty? Like how, like, there's birds nesting right now in Texas. I know because they're in my vents in my house. Six, like, six, eight weeks or so? Okay, so like sometime in July, okay, because literally on either side of my house, I've got those vents that have a little cover

about when you turn the dryer on, and they kind of blow up, they blow up, whatever out. There's birds inside of those, and I know, because I can hear them, and I can also see their nests spilling out of them. You can flush that out with bleach to get rid of them. I don't wanna kill the birds, I wanna get, like they can, they can have their nests,

I'm fine with that. They're adorable. Jet white buds for the fly life. Don't do that. I was kidding. I like birds. But, yeah. You got to put like a mesh or something.

Yeah, that's the plan. But I like, this literally is happening to be multiple times over multiple years and I keep forgetting. And then they go away. I'm like, oh, whatever. And then they come back. Oh, shit, that's right. That's what's to do that.

But, yeah, I'm just trying to figure out the best. Like I'm trying to figure out when they'll go, so I can then clear it all out and put a mesh up. Yeah, I see. I'm like, how the hell is this? Just hold it up, put a cat on a pole. Yeah, hold it up there. My fucking dog, my fucking dog,

is she ran into the backyard and found a possum, like a little baby possum. And like I knew someone's up to say, let her out and usually she's kind of runs out and like we'll take a pee, but she bolted and I was like, uh-oh. And so I went out after and I found this little possum. It was playing dead and it had like a little puncture hole on its side.

It was okay. And I'm like screaming at my dog. I had to call Katie to come out to get the dogs. And then we took this possum, put it in a little cat carrier and we'll take it in an animal rescue. Cause it's see those breathing, it wasn't bleeding out. And then we went, there's an Austin wildlife rescue place here. That's awesome.

Yeah, that's awesome. It's a cool, cool place. And we had this little baby possum. It's a cutest little thing. And we took it in, we had been handling it with gloves being very careful about it. And the woman just opened it, and she's grabbed it with her bare hands.

And she's like, yeah, looks, yeah, he's got a little hole there, but that's okay. We'll clean them up. And I was like, that's amazing. No, about possums do not carry, right? Yeah, they, yeah, he's got a little, a little hole there, but that's okay. We'll clean them up. And I was like, Did they have some amazing? No, about possums do not carry rabies. Yeah, they don't carry rabies. Their temperatures too low, I think, where they can't catch rabies.

I also have a family of possums living in my backyard. Yeah. And rabbits, and it's like a Disney movie in my backyard. Yeah, I've got a shed in my backyard, and we have a camera under it, because I had a spare camera, and I get possum footage all the time. I think the possum lives under our back porch. Let me see why I'm all about it. I'll find a good pass.

Yeah, I accidentally left out some crisps on my in my backyard and on the camera. So a possum come up and just get in the bag and just start eating them. Did it use a tent? Yeah, it was like eating them like chomping away and then it's me. My cat walks up to it and like they go like this.

They he like sniff its face and then it just goes back to eating the things and it's me just watched it for like 40 They're pretty cute on they little possum. They're adorable. Yeah, they're adorable possums look the cutest things ever pretty cute There's one sitting on my front door one time like sitting on the like my porch We walked up and it's and it's stood there and like fucking moving is when it moved his kept his mouth open and we kind of No, no, that one was frozen that one was pissed off. It's it bad if you see them in the day like there's something wrong with it? I don't know think so now with a possum

This is not a coyote so I think you're gonna be okay But animals are awesome while animals are great. I love animals Come buybacks my backyard sometimes fucking fucking zoo back there. What do you got everything? You've got foxes possums rac, raccoons, owls. Shilla owls. Yeah, owls are fucking loud, man. Cats, you name it. If it's an animal in Austin, it's in my fucking backyard.

Sitting and eating whatever. We have an owl, I think a bar now in our neighborhood, and it sounds like it's just outside of our door. Like at night when it starts making noise, and you open and you realize it's like, oh, it's three blocks away. Those things are so fucking loud. Yeah, they're awesome. Yeah. All those out pellets we found on that point. Oh, God. Yeah. And you like step on and just dusted. Come up. Where was that? I don't know. That was those kid. Any minds. That was the last shoot. That was the last counter. That was definitely took at least three years off

the life of my lungs. Oh my God. Well, that was when we buried you. Yeah, we buried you. It was a rough day. We buried you alive. And then we climbed up and like, that was by far the sketchiest thing we ever did in the whole day.

There was no rail. There was nothing safe about that. I was making fun of me for being terrified justifiably. That was one of the, you know, I remember about that night more than anything. It's how fucking cold it was. It was very justifiably. That was one of the, you know I remember about that night more than anything, it's how fucking cold it was. It was very cold. So cold.

Yeah, that was fun. I wish ghosts were real. What have made that show a lot better? We may have actually had a third season. They were real, they just didn't try hard enough. No, no, we tried pretty hard, man. We almost killed Gavin. I wish ghost hunting didn't cost a million dollars

for eight episodes. Yeah. That's a good point to do a cheaper. Eight good episodes. I'll get you a ghost. $500,000. It's just so much footage with nail polish. So much footage.

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