Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Mystery Chip Challenge - #705

Episode Date: June 15, 2022

Join Gus Sorola, Ky Cooke, Kayla Milton, and Barbara Dunkelman as they take the Kayla Mystery Chip Challenge, talk about Ky’s food pickiness, Top Gun Maverick, real gore vs TV gore, Jake from State Farm, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by BetterHelp (http://Betterhelp.com/rooster), ExpressVPN (ExpressVPN.com/rooster), and Policygenius (policygenius.com/rooster). Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So, I'm Kilo. Could you introduce me, Gus? That's Barbara. Oh, yeah. And I'm Gus. Could you introduce me, Gus? That's Barbara. Oh, yeah. And I'm Gus. I realized we didn't go over the intro order before we went live. And I was like, oh crap.

And it switched to me before you were, I feel like you were ready to introduce me. Yeah, I was like, oh, really? I mean, you only been on the podcast once before. Yes. So we did the pancake podcast a couple months ago. Yes. And oddly enough, through no plan of mine,

no, Kayla has brought chips. Mystery chips. What is the deal with the chip? It's the chip program. It's a chip program. Play the music. Roll. No. Are you guys? No, please, no, please save me. That's fine. I don't want to be here. I thought I was just here to talk. So I didn't know about these chips either. These, I was sitting here and Kayla showed up with a bag. She said, she said, don't look. I have mystery chips. That's the best kind of chip.

Yeah. No, I like a chip on my shoulder. No. So you see before you right now, it's three chips of mysterious origin. Okay. One is clearly a Pringle, a normal and a wavy, and like a lid.

Yeah, it does. Type boy, we got a corduroy chip. Yeah. We got an ironed out chalbit chip. And a fake chip. The fake chip. Pringles aren't real. They're not.

They're extruded. Yeah, it's just like. They're legally not chips. Potato dust. Yeah, any of these going to make me shit myself. Are you allergic to potato? No, but like I had a spicy chip before. No, I had a spicy none on extra life and I died I

Live for the children. I haven't tasted these but I don't think any of them are spicy. Are we doing a test test? Or are we trying to guess the flavor? I want you to guess the flavor and read it guess. I thought this was your show What happens? No Kayla showed up with a bit. I'm like, yeah, let's do it Are we starting with any of them and I'm yes, I'm yes, ending Yeah, I'm just like I'm gonna do today and it's like Let's do the quarterback chip as you called it Barbara. I'm yes-ending. Yeah, it goes just like, I don't know what we're gonna do today and it's like, I don't know. Let's do the corduroy chip. As you call it, Barbara. I saw one person tweet about how wavy chips looks like,

like a chip if it's corduroyed, and I can't stop thinking about it. Yeah, you forever changed my life. You got it? And then you get one. I purposely haven't got one yet. I'm taking this one right here. We see this?

All right, I'm, you don't wait from the mic to... Yeah. No, it's ASMR here. I hate it. It's sweet. I don't like this. It's sweet. I love it.

It's sweet. You guys are pretty delicious. At the end, it tastes like what should be salt and vinegar, but beginning, it was sweet. It's blueberry salt and vinegar. It tastes like a fruity bubble. It definitely does. It does. That's why. There's definitely a fruity in this too, right? It's fr. It's blueberry salt and vinegar. It tastes like a fruity bubble. It definitely, there's like a fruity. That's why.

There's definitely a fruity in the soup. It's like fruity bubbles. But it's also kind of like tangy. Blueberry salt and vinegar. I don't think it's blueberry. Oh God, I got you another one. I don't like it. I'm gonna say raspberry.

That's my guess. Raspberry. I hate that. No, that's blueberry. That's 100% blueberry. I would fruit loops. I hate fruit loops. I don't like candy either. This is a catastrophe for me. I mean, usually chips are safe, but without bait.

They're not usually sweet. I know, but this one was just bad. No. All right, let's see the second one. Oh, we're not going to get to here with the toy at the end. Oh, at the end? Are they all the same? I've come ill-prepared.

Thank you. This is the the regular ironed out chip. Yeah. Oh, it's not great. Oh. That's a barbecue matchstick chip. It's what that is. I don't like that. There is some type of seafood. I do not like that. It's just like wood. I would rather eat the gross blueberry one than that.

These are all delicious. This one's really good. Oh, you have ketchup chips. I love all these flavors. Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right. There's almost a seafood. Yeah, almost like an old bay. Yeah, it's like definitely a barbecue seaweed. I like old bay though.

Yeah, I hate this. That's bad for me. I just like their chips. I want to say it seaweed. Gross. Okay. That's one. A fake chip.

A fake chip. It's a Pringle. Ooh! I'm giving them a little city, dude. That's definitely like, I just... Down the hatch, but I have the other chip in my mouth. I can't, I can't place this one. So, it smells like a box. Like a cardboard box.

This one's like a soy sauce. Huh. This is the best one. It is, it's good. Again, all three chips, delicious. What? Now this is the only good one. I think this one has, like the flavor's there,

but it has at least a flavor in it. Yeah. Like it's more chip. It's the flavor. That's why I can't smell it. Yeah, Pringle flavor is so strong. I need Pringle's stale. It has bad aftertaste. Like it's new. That's just I can't smell it. Yeah, Pringle flavor is so strong. I need Pringle stale. It has a bad after days like it's no That's just what Pringles are like. No, I like Pringles

Maybe maybe it's a bad one. I don't know. I can't place it. It's um, I feel like I'm It's definitely that has like that smoky barbecue nest to it. I wouldn't call it I feel like the second one had a smoky barbecue nest to to it. That Pringle is like, that Pringle tastes like MSG. That's like a soy sauce. Yeah. That's totally like MSG, like some kind of, some kind of sodium bomb to overwhelm your palate. Raspberry, C-weed, soy sauce.

Okay. It's my guess. Okay. See you, Wade. Okay. Soy sauce. Okay. It's my guess. I said blueberry salt and vinegar, barbecue matchsticks, and what did I just say for that one? You said MSG. Yeah, MSG, too. I say nasty, stale, delicious. Or in the order we ate them, nasty, delicious.

Nasty, delicious, stale. The bird make it easier for our audio listeners. Big reveal time. Yeah, let's do it. I can be so far off. Reveal our corduroy chips first. All right. Our corduroy chips was lemonade.

Lemonade mixed berry lemonade. Oh, well, berry mixed berry. Mixed berry. I guess technically as berry blueberry. Can you know you're both right? Yeah. Yeah. I think it's disgusting The women ingredients. It does not contain any berries. Yeah, you may be shocked to hear

In bowl letters though, it does say contains a bio-engine your food ingredient Tell me you artificial flavors Believe it or not They put GMOs of the chip And they they warn you in bold letters. Yeah, guys, if you're watching this right now, these people are fools. Every chip is delicious. Yeah.

And equally as tasty as the next. Yeah, so HB is doing this thing where they just keep dropping weird and limited edition chips. Uh-huh. They did like chicken sandwich, like fried chicken sandwich. Uh, they did like bursty cake or something. Like a while ago, or like point-spanney fried chicken sandwich. They did like birthday cake or something? Like a while ago, or like fun. It's the next one. Fried chicken sandwich.

No. What's the middle chip? Middle chip that Kai likes. Fried corn dog and mustard. Corn dog. Fried corn dog and mustard. Kai. I would think it was good.

It's not done. You turned so fast. What makes you mad about that? I hate corn dogs. I also and mustard. Kai, I would think it was good. It's not that good. You turned so fast on it. What makes you mad about that? I hate corn dogs. I also hate mustard. That honestly, it tasted like it had some type of fishness to it. I could taste the mustard, I think.

Yeah. I could taste the stick of the corn dog in that. This also, which one does it say? I said that one. It's like a box. This one also contains a bioengineered food ingredient, FYI, or ties out. What has to? I mean, I gave it a second chance one also contains a bioengineered food ingredient, FYI. It ties out. Well, it has to.

I mean, I gave this second chance thing. He said bioengineered. Like listen, GMOs weren't anything, but bioengineered, like what? All right. And the last one is Mexican street corn, aka ilote. I love it. That's the one I like the most. You're on brand.

Yeah, that's a little racist maybe. That's a little racist. Oh, can I see that Pringles? Yeah. Let me see that container. Limited time only. You're a little for an expiration date to see if they're still. No, I'm trying to see if it has MSG in it or not.

But you take the amcetaceate. Yep, it does. Yeah, it does. You can taste it. Yeah, that's why it's so good. MSG. It was like, oh, that's good. What brought you to getting these chips?

I was doing my weekly grocery shopping, and I saw that there was just so many. You know, weekly with these prices? You missed economy? What's up, baby? Well, I, I get you. You should be by a small amount. Small amount, yeah.

I saw all of these weird chips, and I was like, well, I'll just get them and figure out what to do with it later. And then today, I remember I was on the podcast in office. So yeah, you actually, I think you were going to bring them first to film a video. You did do social, to make them ask John and Blaine or something. Yes. Oh, that'd be a good one.

But what insane person decided to make mixed berry lemonade flavored ways. I love lemonade too, And I hated that. I mean, probably the same person that made the birthday cake chip. Why? Why do we have all of this, all of these weird food today? Why not? Why not?

Yeah. Why not make? Because you want to be the first person to say we get it, right? A good actual thing. OK, but hear me out. Why do we have Cool Ranch? Cool Ranch is also too far.

Why is it? Cool Ranch is also bullshit. Why is that called cool Ranch? How is it? How is it less bullshit? Fun fact? Cool ranch is also too far. Cool ranch is also bullshit. Why is that called cool ranch? How is it less bullshit? Fun fact, cool ranch is my favorite kind of Dorito. Watch your mouth. I'm gonna talk to Dorito. I don't know what that says.

See chips are the most combative type of food. Everyone has an opinion on chips. I think it's pizza, they're all good. But also why are the default flavors, even the default flavors? Like surely someone out there was like, why did they make a barbecue chip? That's weird. Yeah, barbecue chips are just fantastic. So are cream and onions. That's the default cheddar cheese. Was it cheddar? The cheddar ones? Do you guys want to try some cheddar? Cops. Salton vinegar. That's a that's a chip. Yeah. I hate salton vinegar. So good. Why would I want

to chip that bites me back? Why would I want to chip that bites me back? Why would I want to chip that if someone's a... I'm going to say school bus, this is because you know I'm on a school bus. If I want to school bus, someone to back in the bus, I can smell your chips. That's terrible. This is the mixed berry lemonade. I forgot to tell broadcast before we started. When I came over here, as I was leaving the STF office Cameron told me till broadcast to watch their back and now he's here

He's here with our new intern Mason. Yeah, as well Me Just appearing on the camera. I know Missing your hair is fantastic That just Was the right corn dog fried corn dog was The This one it was the right corn dog fried corn dog was And this one is the elote It tastes like a pork This is on the side of the corn dog

No, the more I ate it though the corn dog was starting to show up It was it I don't know if you saw I was getting slower That's why you were out You did it one I'm gonna do that In the stick No one's mad

No, Dario You got to try that ice cream yesterday The Trevor and I told you about The everything bagel ice cream? Yeah Yeah It was a Jenny ice cream Oh,, they're at the, it was it. Jenny's ice cream. I tried that.

Oh, I tried that. There's too much garlic in that. Yeah, it's weird, cause it's still sweet. I'm even garlic with it. It's yuck. So messed up. Yeah, it's still sweet. It's a soft, server hard.

No, it's hard. It's just scoop of ice cream. Thank you, Chris. You know what? The six hundred second bite. Yeah, right? That's what I'm saying. I went to Jenny's and I was curious about that

everything bagel ice cream. And I saw it. I saw they had it in the freezer. You could buy a pint. And so I asked the employees, I was like, what's the deal with this everything bagel ice cream? And they looked around like, they all do that. And they were like, here, why don't you

try a little bit before you buy that? And they gave me a taste of it. And I was like, thank you for letting me try that before I bought it. I've gone to the scoop shop. You guys didn't like it? Like people who ask. No. And every time the employees look around, they go like,

Yeah. Or they'll go, it's my least favorite one in the case. They can't say anything directly bad. It's good for a scoop or two. It's good for not like a full ice cream scoop, but like a spoon. It's good for the the trial, the tiny spoon. Because I love everything bagels. Yeah, me too.

Love them. In ice cream? Well, because ice cream you usually want a more sweet flavor. Yeah. And that is a very savory. I am, I fucking love Jenny's ice cream. It's just, it's the best. Why is it so expensive?

It's so fucking expensive. Why does it cost that much? Because they know their worth. What are they doing? I don't know their worth. What's your favorite flavor? I like the Brambleberry Crisp, the high five candy bar,

and blackout chocolate cake. I probably might top three. I've never had a chocolate scoop from there. It's good. They also have a darkest chocolate flavor, which is really good. Okay, I feel like that'd be too rich. It's pretty rich. also have a darkest chocolate flavor. I've seen them. Which is really good Okay, I feel like that'd be too rich. It's pretty rich. I cut you don't like sweets You said right? I like ice cream. You like ice cream. I'm a basic ice cream bitch like vanilla chocolate

Exactly the twist even strawberries. Oh really? We take kind of jennies I'm not a little I'm actually never do you want you should we should take you to jennies and have you tried a like crazy As flavors. Yeah, I promise I'll be Discussed by most of them. You never know. I'm saying we can expense it. The Jennings the Jennings up at the domain. I saw in the Austin subreddit over the weekend. Someone posted a Photo of the Jennings at the domain that said sorry. We're closed. We'll be open tomorrow. Yeah, an employee got assaulted. Yeah Holy shit. Yeah, that's a lot of information. Yeah, decide to give to the public. I've already walked back I really pen also because the printed out said sorry, we're closed and like handwritten It was like well, I also like what are they hoping to accomplish by giving that much information? They probably weren't so I'm probably was like let me

Let me write this It was on the inside Like the side was inside the store Yeah, someone said down with the company. They said this is happening Said down what's going to probably try to buy a pint of ice cream. They were like $12 We should go to the one on congress. Well, there's one not too far from here Yeah, on congress right no, no, there's one like at a There's one like a 51st in the Lamar what, no, no, there's one like at a 50 first in a Lamar. What? A Jenny's?

Yeah, it's like a five minute drive from the office. No, no, I was a teenager a lot, so. No, we definitely got this at K. That's why I thought you all were saying, because it's so close to the studio. It's like right over there. That trip, Phil Trip. We could go to that.

That would be the after show. We'd go there and come back. Nobody would even notice. No, that is just down the road. That's crazy. Feel trip. I said. Yeah, it's in the triangle. Yeah, that's crazy. I said. Let's go. We need ice cream. It is so fucking hot. List the flavors that you know they have and I'll probably tell you if I like it. While there's also are these the kind of flavors are like smooth flavors.

Like it's a flavor or their chunks in it? No, they have both. Little bit of both, yeah. I hate a chunky ice cream. No, be too. My favorite ice cream is a mint chocolate chip. I like that, which is a chunky ice cream, but it is delicious. I like the, they have a, it's like a pie or the jelly donut.

That one's really good. I have a little too sweet for me. So I mix it with okay So what I do is I'll get like two sweet ones and then I'll get a scoop of wildberry lavender because it's less sweet Mm-hmm, and then it like evens the sweet ones out You can never get frozen yogurt like where you get to choose the flavor and all your toppings Yeah, I find myself whenever I go there I get just a little bit of frozen yogurt, and then I just pile the toppings. Oh, toppings.

Because it's almost like when you get a medicine, you're like all the champagne. It's a wrap of orange juice. You think? It's like oops, all toppings. Oops, all toppings, yeah. Well, it's like the fruit and the chocolate, and this and that, it's like, there's so many options.

I can't help myself. So I just end up doing like ice cream or frozen yogurt, and then toppings. I love that for you. What do you think you? choices of topic It depends like sometimes I want to go like the chocolate crunchy root. Yeah, and other times I want to go like the fruity Root goby root. I don't typically mix like strawberries with chocolate. Yeah, stuff like that There's a blizzard that Derek Queen's selling right now that has gummy worms in it. Oh

I don't know if you've seen that. I was like, I can't imagine eating like a frozen ice cream dessert and then getting like a chewy gummy bear in the middle of it. Well, it's gonna be hard. Oh yeah, I think that's frozen. Like, okay. It's a bar for it. I can't.

The Oreo Dirt Pie Blizzard. It doesn't even sound like it. It's not even a good name. Dirt Pie. Dirt Pie. Yes, I feel like every time I come on the show thank you for inviting me guys. It's just for the proof of you all trying to be like how can we make Kai's grossed out as possible. What do you mean?

You don't understand how picky of it either I am. I'm getting that. And every single time I come on, I feel like you guys just invite me to make me look bad for my family. No, this is a, I think once you move to Austin and start going different places around Austin, you learned that you can no longer be a picky eater. No, I don't think that's true.

We gotta feed you all the challenge. I challenge you. I challenge you. What's your favorite food then? It depends on the day, honestly. Like being from Maryland and my grandmother actually owned the seafood restaurant. I love seafood.

Oh, well, most picky eaters don't like seafood. Yeah, you've already got a hand of food. Now, I'm also surprised. For sure. And, like, the crab state. Like, I was actually having a conversation with, I think it was either Trevor on freight or someone. It was someone.

I was like, do you know the difference between a blue claw crab? It's no crab, like, a dungeon is crab. And they can't answer the question. I can't. Is that something that's't. Is that some don't you weird? Is that like a big one? It's a huge one. So crab like is the like going in the boidium big and in the blue clock. I was like the

crabs where you like open up the cells and pop the shell. I'm in my favorite. I'm gonna go to the what's the call the dead man's? Yeah, whatever was the man. I mean, they're lungs. Yeah, but this is dead man's skin. Yeah, the dead man's skin scooped out. I'll eat the crab. I was watching a documentary about a plane crash earlier And it was a British narrator and he was talking about someone from Maryland except he said They were from Maryland like the way he said it. I was like I've never heard anyone say I mean

Depends on what part of Maryland you're from cuz I say like if you're here someone say Merlin Yeah, they're from Baltimore, Maryland Like like I would say Baltimore say Baltimore. Right. There's no tea. It's just a one thing. Maybe you're someone who's like from more from PG County, which is close to DC. You pronounce it. You say Maryland. It's like Toronto. If you're from Toronto, you're Toronto. Toronto. Toronto. The second tea is not for him. It doesn't exist. It's silent. Toronto. Toronto. Toronto T is not Toronto Toronto

Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto

Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto Toronto the second to you really hear it, but if you're from there from there, both of the teasers I, how do I look down? No, it's just like, it's just like, Atlanta, Atlanta, Atlanta. Wow. I'm gonna say it like that. And everyone's gonna think I'm from there. You're from potlana. No, don't call it that. We hate that. We hate that. As a state, we don't like that. Well, no, you're in hot Austin now, where it's 105 degrees every day. At nine. Did they change it? No, I'm not from there. They took the Confederate flag out of it.

I was Maryland would do that. Couple of years back. You know, this Maryland have Confederate flag in the state flag? Half of it is. Really? Yeah. Because the Georgia flag was like half Confederate flag and then a picture of the state capital, I think.

But I think they changed, I don't know what they changed to too, but they changed it. Honestly, my goodness. Between Maryland and Texas, I don't know which state loves their flag more. If I'm being fully honest, I don't know what, you understand? Yeah, I see decals on cars all the time that are crabs with the Maryland flag on them. I'm like, those people love that. I was in California in Los Angeles for vacation. We were on the shuttle to go to our hotel. like those people love that. I was in California and Los Angeles for vacation.

We were on the shuttle to go to our hotel. And I see a man next to me with a Maryland flag tattooed on his arm. I'm in California. There's no reason. I feel like I would never want to flag tattooed on me. No, because they're like, they're gonna fuck up.

Or yeah, what if that place real fucks up? Yeah, what the fuck up man? And even know what that flag means like the Maryland flag is racist. Yeah, it's like even know what that flag means, like the Maryland flag is racist. Yeah, it's like the Georgia flag. I still feel like the Georgia flag is racist because it's got like 13 stars on it. I guess I would be getting it.

I don't know what the Georgia flag looks like. I was just like this is Canadian flag, so this is the old one. That's just, yeah. That's just, yeah. And then the new one I think is just like, it's, it looks like the, is it just like red new one I think is just like the it's it looks like the Is it just like red and white was like it looks like a capital? I blew it all yeah with the capital. Yeah, it's a yeah, yeah

It's you know, it's less festive, but hey You get it best Jesus, what are you gonna do? Yeah, like genuine question when you all grew up? Yeah, did you have for a spirit week? You know in high school whatever whatever. Yeah, did y'all ever have a flag day? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I a spirit week, you know, in high school, whatever, whatever, did y'all ever have a flag day? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. What was your flag day for?

Our's was for the Maryland God damn flag. It wasn't for pride, it wasn't for Caribbean flags. It wasn't for the kids. It's like, it's what you are usually. Oh, like, you're like, you're like, from Nigeria, you're in Nigerian flag, so you're going to do it for you. No, Maryland's the Maryland Goddamn fucks. That's what Maryland flag is.

You're a Maryland, like, people had like scarves, they had socks, they had their nails done, like. When I was in school. When I was in middle school in the morning, we always had to do the Plegerians to the American flag. Yeah. And then the Pleger legions to the Texas flag.

Whoa, whoa, there's a Texas flag? There is a Texas flag. I don't remember it. I never memorized it. Because even as a 13-year-old, I was like, all right, this is good job. This is stupid, right? Having now this year actually marks the 10 years since I've

been in high school, since you've been out of high school. Yes, since I've been in high school. What did I say? 10 years since I've been in high school. I need to graduate. Then it's time like you're still doing it. Yeah, when did you graduate? 2012.

So 10 years since you've been out of high school. Yeah, sure. Yes. And graduate 10 years ago. I just feel like the evil, like the shit that the American school system puts you through, is like insane. I didn't think this is from chips.

I didn't think we're going to get here. Honestly, I feel like I do. I always think. The RT podcast, baby. Yeah. Honestly, I feel like I do. I always think. The RT podcast baby. Yeah. Because I'm just like natural progression. Like, you get like one way halls, that's weird. Not being able to go into your classroom

until the first bell rings, that's weird. No hats on, no hoodies on, that's weird. Having to say the pledge at the top of the morning every day, that's really weird. You guys have a dress code too. Not like a strict one. I went to a theme school and a private and a Lutheran school.

Theme? Yeah, theme school. What does that mean? It's the black version of a charter school. Okay. But I don't think you have to pay. I think it's like subsidized. At first I was like, that sounds fun.

You have a theme like every, every month. I went to a magnet middle school. I went to a, every month. And I went to a magnet middle school, so. That I went to a magnet school, too. I went to, so I went to a Lutheran school from kindergarten to second grade. I mean, I did well. I went to a theme school. I went to a positive part of their lives.

Wow. And then I went to a magnet school from six to eighth. And then I finally went to a public school for my school. I went to Shambley. What was your magnet? Not theley. What was your magnet? Not the school. What was your magnet? What do you mean?

So my magnet school means like, so my magnet school. It was a focus. We had a focus. So I studied Spanish for three years of my middle school life. Like where we had AB days, where eight days you have one class, you have another class, the only class I had every day was Spanish.

Yeah, we had that. But they broke it up more by, it was broken up into days, but also semesters. So like we would do like two years of math in, so like one year in each semester. So you could, so I did like algebra one, like one year and then algebra two and then one semester, algebra two, the next semester. We give algebra one x equals negative b plus or minus a square root B square minus four AC over two and see we have the different one like negative B negative B plus

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place okay he's in that soul yeah I'm okay with that yeah I'm okay with that I stand by that give it what's he gonna do I challenge you to do a fight it's very great working also the Mueller HB parking lot once we can while. No, it hasn't accepted. You'll do it. Yeah, that was such an original. That's true. Yeah, it's like, oh, let's just lift two lines from the United States play.

We, one state, the only one. Under Texas. Under Texas. At the theme school, we have to say the Pledge of Allegiance. We have to say our school create, and we have to sing the school song. And then on Fridays, we had to say the Pledge of Allegiance, we had to say our school create, and we had to sing the school song, and then on Fridays, we had to do it every morning, every morning, yeah, and then Fridays we had to do it in Spanish. We sang the Canadian National Anthem, and then I went to private school, so we had to also

sing the Israeli National Anthem, which was a very fun time. Interesting. So you had to do the Pledge in Spanish, and you went to a Spanish magnet school. It wasn't a Spanish magnet school. My magnet was Spanish. Yeah, magnet was Spanish. So do you both speak Spanish? No, I'm not.

When I went to my magnet school, when I went to the magnet school, they didn't have a focus, but everything was just like advanced and faster. So they made us take German. So I've taken German from sixth grade until I graduated college. Hey Montgomery County. My mother teachers over there.

How many years have I made teachers in Montgomery County? For those wondering, I did not rope in Montgomery County. So if you don't know what I'm talking about, it's pride because I did switch counties though growing up like I'd rope in one county and then I switched and I was on the path to becoming an engineer because I was really good at math and but when I switched schools they switched the systems. Oh, it's like I had my original system. It was like the math was algebra one, algebra two, trig, dengeometry, and then pre-calc.

But then so I finished geometry and my old old county went to my new county and the order was algebra one algebra one geometry algebra two pre-calc. So I went to pre-calc with no knowledge of algebra two. I got my first. Yes. My mom was the kind of person I said the only see a lot in your perk as the one your last name is my last name's cook. So I got my first the after the. Yeah And that's for the. Yeah.

Skipping algebra two is kind of fucked up. I also got my first D in high school. Yeah. And it's interesting when you get a D and you go to get help from the teacher every day after school. Yeah. Like, wow, it's not my fault. I just don't get it. I don't get it.

Anyway, now I work at Rist's Eve. I'm not engineer. You don't need that shit. No. I could think of a few engineers who are working at Richie's Trevor being one of them. I was going to say is the other D you got an engineering? Oh no, I was making a walk-in walk. I lost my virginity in high school. Oh, there you go.

It's got my first D. When I was saying, now you get a D in engineering See I thought you didn't get the jump but you were just making my joke you and better is adding on just adding Yeah, I'm glad I could watch this joke take place when I took calculus in high school I had to go to To like tutoring from my teacher every fucking day an hour after class Yeah, you have to pay him for it. Oh, I didn't know. Oh, I got a couple of school teachers on your page.

Oh, no, I did private tutoring with my teacher because I didn't have, it was the same thing, but I think it was reverse. Or I had the pre-calc, but I didn't have the geometry. So I went in and there was like, you never sign in training to sign, vaguely. Selfings, myosis and my tostis. Nope, that's science. That's science. So I went in and there was a sign in Chagging to sign things

Myosis and my toses that nope that's science When I when I was in high school I wanted to take a p bio But I hadn't taken bio one or two and those were the pre-work visits and I was such a nerd I convinced them to let me take a P bio right yeah, I was like just let me take it. Yeah, I took it and I got the highest score on the AP test out of everyone in the club. That's how you do in the actual club. How do you science like that?

Like I got all A's and I got a five on my AP test so like I got a bio credit when I went to- Would you being back in like flight school now, learning how to fly? Is that like being back in like high school? It's the first time I've had to study for anything in 25 years. It's the first time I've had to study for anything in 25 years. It's very impressive.

He has like this whole like a thick ass book that has, that's crazy. Like hundreds of tabs in there with like notes and everything like that. That's insane. So I've learned, I'm ready. I've got my test coming up soon. I've got post-pone, right?

Yeah, I got post-pone. It was supposed to be the last Sunday, but it's coming up again here real soon. Oh, I hope it comes up soon, because I'm tired of studying. I can't keep doing this. You just gotta keep studying over and over again. Over and over.

Are you the kind of person where I was like this in pretty much all of school, where I would study for a test, I would do the test, and then all the information I learned left my brain. Well, that's just the way to do it. So what do you do to me? I would study for a test. I would just Well, that's just the way to be able to teach them. I would study for tests. I would just like dump it out on the paper and build. Yeah.

And then it would be gone forever. That's the Western education system because we get trained to pass a test not to learn that's very true. Yeah. Were you the type that preferred essays or tests? Like, would you rather do an essay every day? I'd rather write an essay. I'd rather write an essay.

I actually write it take a test. That's crazy. I think it depends on the subject. Man, it essay. I'd rather write a essay. I'd rather write a essay. I'd actually write a take a test. That's crazy. I'm gonna get depends on the subject. Man, I hate writing. I hate a multiple choice test. Because I'm like, well, the thing I thought it was wasn't on there, so I guess I'm dumb. Like a multiple choice.

The multiple choice. The multiple choice. For multiple choice. A multiple choice math test is my week. That's my Achilles hill. Like math is my Achilles hill, but when you add onto it, like at least with like an open-ended question,

I'm like, I can at least show my work and get like a quarter of a point because I tried. But then it's just like, it will be like the same answer, but like six times in like a different way. And I'm like, oh. And you know what I'm teaching math, definitely in the school.

So even if you show, like, so example, if I have a child and they're five year old, years old, like right now, I don't. But I had a five year old child right now. And they're like, mommy, can you help me my thing? And I tried to carry the one. And that's what they turned in. They got the right answer.

But because they did wrong, like not the way to teach your show to it. So, usually that's another reason I'm never having kids. Yeah, it's like boxes and shit. Never help them. The new math is fucked up. It is. It doesn't mean you do cross.

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Because I learned something useful like I would have fluxes. I know I would have loved to have like an adult class adult class Like how mortgages work how like investing works That is so yeah, I guess like homeic kind of has class like that But like that was homec, the like, the, those are also like, at least when I was young, they were like stigmatized.

Yeah. Right. Like we took that, it was like, Oh, you're taking an easy cooking class. I have a thing. Wish I would to trade school. I am, I am tens of thousands of dollars in debt. I was in love with dollars in debt.

I was in love with dollars in debt. I wish I would to like, like, like, oh, with, let me can't at school on the mother's. I had to help I had to help a guy Swap his battery out this morning his car battery out this morning and you know He was like with it hood up, you know like with a bunch of tools and a battery I don't know what I'm doing. I'm like here here. Fine. Let me let like I can take care of this It's crazy. You know who knows how long you'd been there like he was like I tried to start the car

And it was a big spark. I was like, here, just step aside here. Let me take care of this. My high school was a high school and then attached to it was, I don't know what to call it, but it had a bunch of like vocational schools where you could go to. And so it was like, you could do like an IT thing.

It had like all the moat, what is it? A mechanic, a lot of them. All the motive, they had like, a vet program, carpentry, they had like, the event program, carpentry, like all that cool shit, but it was like looked down upon and they're just like, those are the only people that are employable right now.

Like, they actually have a skill. You have a skill. You have a skill. I would love to know more about cars and vehicles in general. Yeah, yeah. Just so like, and when I go to get my oil, I say, I'm like, oh, you need these thousand things,

then I'm like, I don't, I did it myself. I don't believe you. I wish I also had just like the basic understanding of things like Trevor does. Yeah. Where our toilet was like, I guess, leaking the other day. And he like looked at, he's like, oh, yeah, I see the problem like this.

You see how this goes here and like, see the bubbles there and they're gonna get sucked into this thing. That means this thing is leaking. And so I need this part. And like, he ordered the the part that day got it and like installed it in the toilet And I was like crazy. I would have literally had to call someone because I'm like my toilet's making a noise Text school. Yes, it was a technical school. Thank you It was yeah, it was just attached to the school. They were like the same,

it was like, they had like two double doors that split the school up. Oh, and I could have just done that. I mean, but that, I took a peak. But luckily, that's why shows like Survivor exists because we have the people that know the thing, like the blue colors and we have the white colors. Now we have another season survivor, blue colors.

This is white colors. I'm like, podcast color. Her color. Now we have another season survivor blue colors. I'm a podcast call. That's a black molded color. Is that gonna be season 43? Survivor. I think I just watched season 34. I watched 20 to 34 survivors. Got you. I started in January by the way. Damn. It's a good show. It's addictive. Yeah, I went then they're saying survive block island more. And now I do. There was a lot of people who watched your vibe block island in the comments were just like, I've never given survivors shot, but I liked this so much that maybe I should. That's funny. Hell yeah,

another one. Come on. I can't believe season two is going to come out so soon. September, yeah. September. That's crazy. I hope you've ever done it. Have you ever done it two season in a year? Have anything that wasn't like an audio show? I don't know if we have, although I know that when we were filming the first season, everyone was like, this is so fun, this is turning out so great. We have to greenline the season two right now.

I'm glad that the audience enjoyed it so much that we're gonna go forward and make another season so quickly. It was, it was an experience. Once season two comes out, then we'll talk about it. Guess I hope you're in All Stars. If we get to that point, I hope I can rejoin and do things a little differently. That's what they all say. It was a big learning curve. I think what I keep telling everyone now,

it's like, if I know that, they're gonna be in season two, I don't know the full castless. I know a couple of people are gonna be on it. What I keep telling was like, all you gotta do is win. You just gotta win the challenges. Because that's what screwed us over.

Well, especially in the early game. The team challenges, right? Yeah early on you know, we just We got put at a disadvantage and I think it was Probably impossible come back. Especially you guys had the unfortunate situation happen where you lost probably your best Minecraft player Right away. Yeah through Don't lock through like a through complete chance. Yeah essentially this This episode is out on YouTube and on the Ruchitis site. That's true, Jake. It was Jake.

It was Jake. Jake was the first person eliminated by accident, essentially, because there was a tie twice. And it's so funny, because I think that was the first proof of like, people weren't filled with the matter. Like, survivor? Yeah. Because the survivor numbers do matter.

Like, you can't, because I always wonder, like, why don't people just vote for what they want and just see what happens? That's an exact example. Why you should not vote the way you want, because a night not going away you want. A nice little touch to you that I didn't know they were gonna do.

For the final episode, after the end, when they were playing the credits, they showed all the votes from every single chopping block. So you could see who voted for who, and the little speech about why they were voting or something. It was a nice little touch there, because I know some people were like,

I wanna know who voted for who. Yeah, I've seen people put together like spreadsheets outlining it all. That's sick, yeah, a little bit. It's good to know. The shook-up play minecraft. I know I want Jacob to have another shot at it. So if they do a third season redemption,

he's gotta be on it. Oh, yeah, and I think I think they left this in the edit. I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure they did. Like when we had first started in episode one, Jacob and I were like, all right, let's make an alliance. You and me, we're gonna run this game. And then immediately got away. Well, fuck, like all my plans just went out the window at that point.

I really wanna see how, I really curious how different it would have been if that didn't happen. Like just every type of scenario. And I mean, there's just like, there were a lot of mistakes I made. Like not even, I mean, I hesitate to even say like on a meta perspective, but you know, even in the first episode,

and this all, it's all stuff that gets cut, that got cut from the final version, that even volunteering to build a house. Oh, you volunteered to build that house. Right, volunteer to build it. That put me at an early disadvantage because I didn't get to see what was in the area. Oh, and also people were probably going off

and walking and interested. Right, people were going off to get stuff and they had a chance to talk to each other. And I didn't, I stayed right there at like kind of the hub where everyone was. We got on the beach. I mean, it was like, who wants to go off? Let's go. Let's go.

I mean, that's the kind of difference between survivor and survivor and survivor. I mean, survivor, like that would have meant a lot to a lot of people because you needed it for what could be storms or typhoons, where is it? My craft is kind of like, your game won't be hurt too much by if you have a roof over your head or die. Right. Although you do, in the way we played it, we still had to have water. Yeah.

So we need to make a furnace and go. So much of that got cut. Boiling water. Boiling water. That's so long. Oh my god. Yeah, you have to have a system. People would like put empty bottles back

and not refill it and boil it. I was always present, like, who put there empty bottles? We've got so many arguments about that. And all gets cut from the final version. I want that version. That's just how I do. I know. I know. Going around screaming at each other.

Who's not refilling the water? I don't want the challenges. I just want that. I just want that. I want that too. I want more of that social be like. I think they are hoping to include more of that in season two. I think there's a lot of feedback.

I want to see more personal problems. I don't care about if you win a challenge. Yeah, I think in the way to include more of that in season two. I think there's a lot of feedback. I was seeing more personal problems. I don't care about if you win a challenge. Yeah, I think the way the edits go, you know, they were long episodes already. It's just like, it was very much challenge and chopping block and you don't get to see a lot of that social aspect. I do know that, you know, from a meta perspective,

the having to essentially edit an episode, the length, like essentially if it's longer, it's more of an editor's time. Yeah. And more work for an editor, which drives up the price and the cost of the show and et cetera, et cetera. So when you have longer episodes to a show,

it typically costs more than you have shorter episodes. And so that definitely- Well, it's also fun to think. I'm worried about attention span as well. Like keeping the audience engaged, and wanting to like it. I feel like 40 minute episodes is perfect. Cause that's like normal survivor.

Yeah. And I feel like there's enough meat there that you could probably keep people, but yeah, we'll see. Maybe 30. At least the empty cup cut. Yeah. The empty cup.

Yeah, I want to see that footage. I want to know who was not refilling the fucking water. I want to see a supercut of everyone putting the glass back And we'll keep away. I mean if we all go to RTX and bully Trevor and to tell him that we can definitely get that information out of him. I think we're gonna have a Panel at RTX like a reunion. So yeah, so I block on the reunion. Yeah of all 12 of us. I guess see I can't wait I can't wait. I cannot there's gonna be some Some shots fired so let's go through it here last day, too So it's gonna like the end all be all like yeah, I think it's a cold sparred. Yeah, and then we have Monday off

So hey no consequences Yeah Mike comes to x July 1st through 3rd. It's my first one guys first one Mike comes out of the X July 1st through 3rd. It's my first one. Kai's first one. I'm gonna be real soon. My first one in person. Mm-hmm. Are you sure it's two weeks from like 30s? That's it. Oh, yeah. Kayle is gonna be signing so many autographs. And for the first time in a while. Look at you. You're so famous. Oh, the following.

Okay, so my first RTX, I worked as a adult swim and I was here as a guest as a client. How's 2018? 17? I once hit 17. I once hit 17. My first day of work was the day after the Trump election. In those 2016, I was there for 18 months. So yeah, 2017, 2017, 2018.

And then, yeah, 2017. The second one, sales 2018, sales 2019, COVID COVID, COVID, and now any, any, uh, IRL. Now, here, yeah, it's gonna be very different for you this year. I think it'll be very exciting. I don't think so. I think it'll be like exactly the same. I don't think so.

It'll be the same. I'm gonna work the store again. You won't have to be worrying about, uh, all the booths being happy. Just yourself. Yeah. That was my favorite part was, well, my favorite part was getting the clients their badges, a lot of power there, love a power trip. The other part was getting all the pictures of talent at the booths because I didn't know

any of you guys, so as little as like, can I get a picture? I need it for the rap deck. And I'm like, sure, you all want worth it. I need for work. Now you are talent. We're all talent. Everyone here at Realty is talent. Because we're all talented.

There's still these talented people here. It's funny attending RTX versus when we used to attend all these other events. I don't know if you remember back when we used to go to San Diego Comic Con. Yeah. On the last day of the event, which was a Sunday, I would always have to leave the booth because I'd have to go get in line to register for our booth for the next year.

So it's like, I would spend the entire morning in line filling out paperwork and giving them money to make sure we had a booth for the next year. And then the second the event closes, it's a mad dash for those, where they call the palettes. So you could pack up your booth and put it on the palettes because I had limited supply. And then the faster you could pack it up, the faster you could get the fuck out of there and leave. So it'd be like, we've got to get a palette,

we've got a box, everything up, and we've got a shrink wrap it and put the shipping label on and get the fuck out of here. Yep. Oh. Oh man, yeah, it's a very different world. Shipping label on it and get the fuck out of here. Yep. Oh. Oh, man. Yeah, it's a very different world. I remember learning how to go and find palettes

as quickly as possible to get out of there. Oh, man. Yeah. So yeah, here you just have to worry about making sure you're happy and that the attendees are happy, too. Yeah. Come on RTX. You'll be happy. Yeah. Because it's so fun. Guarantees it. Yeah, you're going to come to RTX. You'll be happy. Yeah.

Because it's so fun. Garantize it. Yeah, sure. That's a, that's a, that's it. She'll take a picture to prove if you're put it in the rap deck. Yeah. I, uh, my laptop, my, my document wasn't never mind. You're doing great guys. My Google docs, like it disconnected and it's not letting me edit it anymore Google docs like I can see it but I can't fix it right it's like an offline That's stupid. That's a worse feature. What kind of Google Doc you got there? It's my the stuff to talk about in the podcast Oh, can you see it? I can see some of it. I can't see all of it. We can only talk about half of gusty topics today

Have touched any of the topics on there? No, no. I talked about the guy who I had to help with the car battery. That was on there. And we somehow made it. We somehow segwayed to that. We should talk about top gun. Oh, you finally saw it this past weekend?

We saw top gun on Thursday, top gun Maverick. I hadn't seen the first one. It's fine. And which you honestly, they make enough references to the first one and flashbacks that you almost don't need to. I still want to. I think I'm gonna go back and watch the first one. But let me tell you, that movie is probably

one of my top five favorite movies of all time. It was so good. It was just like so good and so entertaining. There's one scene in that movie where right before it's about to happen, I've never felt so emotionally invested and anxious about something in a good way. It's just like, I don't know.

Like I feel like that would be a good idea. What can you say what it is about spoiling anything? I'm curious, well. It's like right before the mission. Okay. Like when they're about to start that thing. Yeah, I got you. I was just, I was very invested.

Okay. It's just really good. I don't know. I thought they did a really good job with the wardrobe and the facial hair of making a mouse teller. Mouse teller look like Goose's son. Yeah.

He really, he really looked like him. Especially when they did like the flashbacks between the two of them. Yeah, I got shit It really did look like it was a lot of fun. I don't know if I'd say top five movies of all that I would say top 10 Okay, it's in my top 10 it was really entertaining. It was more entertaining than it had any right to be absolutely Yeah, I feel like you guys absolutely need to see it. I Went last week and I felt very lucky that it was like I Managed to go to a showing that wasn't very full which I don't know how is possible based on like how many people are seeing It's just there's so many showings like every theater showing it non-stop all day. I

Was really hoping it was gonna be available in four dx and to be able to watch it in four dx Yeah, it wasn't what's what are they playing in four dx? They didn't didn't have it there I was really hoping it was gonna be available in 4DX and to be able to watch it in 4DX. Yeah. It wasn't? What are they playing in 4DX? They didn't have it there. I know next week and they have light year. You know light year has 4DX? Yeah, which I think is gonna be actually really fun.

Anything that's like space related, that's 4DX. Eric says he saw top gun in 4DX. You did? What? Where? I looked at the showings and there was none. He says it ruled. I bet it did.

I looked at the showings and there was none he says it ruled I bet it did Damn DG's way to top Barbara It was I was in Duplane Yeah, was there another homo erotic bully will see football football there was a very Home won't in a good way home or a lot of I mean, that's all I know about talk time is very good time. That's only about top. I knew nothing I literally looked it up to see I was on that's how someone who I was I've seen commercials of this and I did not care It honestly like I had no real interest in it because I had never seen top gun either But which just went to have a good time, and it is so much fun.

That's the first one called Top Gun. Just Top Gun. I also had never heard of that either. I also love in that movie how there's so many shots and scenes that are very reminiscent of that like late 80s, early 90s, romcom, action movie kind of feel. I don't know, it's definitely a very throwback.

Yes. For sure. Yeah, it was fun. I had not seen a movie in the theater since early last summer. Really? What was it last summer? I mean, bearish the story. Was it the eternal?

No, it was the M. Night Shyamalan movie old. Oh. Oh, that's unfortunate.'m not shambling movie old. Oh, that's unfortunate. I skipped that. It was not that great. I heard it was about. Did any of you guys see men? I haven't seen men. I saw a few those TikToks saying you don't need to see men. Yeah, I talked about it on a podcast a few weeks ago after we saw it. And yeah, not you also said you don't need to see men. Nope. There's literally it will not do anything to your life except make it worse.

Yeah, I think the work he said is dog shit. It wasn't great. I don't want to use the word dog shit. He did, though. Yeah, it was pretty dog shit. I don't want to. I don't want to use the word again. And always I'm saying this in my opinion.

Yeah, if you like a movie, I don't, I don't care. This is just my opinion. And I'm sorry if you disagree viewer. If you're an A24 cut, don't apologize for disagreeing. That's what makes us human. That's what makes us great. Is that everyone's allowed to like what they like. As long as it doesn't cause harm to others who bear. Stand by your opinion no matter how wrong it is. I think this is very wrong. No, no, no. No, you're right. You're right. Then you need to go fix yourself. I'm usually, immediately.

Immediately. Immediately. I'm being jealous, judiciously. Yes. Please, quickly. I've been rewatching season three of Westworld, because I didn't realize season four is coming out like really soon. I thought that show was over.

No, season four comes out like in two weeks. Oh, shit. Yeah, it's real soon. I thought it was like maybe at the end of the year. No, it's like two weeks from yesterday. And I used to drink a lot and I have a nice top drinking like not like a hard-passure, but I really haven't drank in the last almost two years now.

And rewatching season three of Westworld, I'm like, how did I ever watch the show while drinking? This is so, yeah, it's so fucking complicated. Yeah, yeah. But it's like, man, the show while drinking. This is so fucking complicated. Yeah, yeah. But it's like, man, the show's, it looks beautiful. It's really entertaining. You're like, oh, I'm so excited. It's looking good over how different season three is

to the rest of the show. It's so different. I wonder what season four is gonna do then? It looks like, thematically, I've only seen the teaser for it. It looks like thematically. It's similar to season three. I would imagine.

Yeah, in that same kind of setting. You guys watched the boys. I know we're talking about TV a lot, but the boys. I haven't seen the new season yet. Okay. They released the first three episodes of the season last week. And then episode four just came out this past Friday. I haven't seen episode four yet.

I saw the first three. Yeah, we haven't yet. We watched first three. The first episode of season three, like that show's never been shy about Gore and sex stuff. And the first episode of season three, you're like, I have never seen anything like that.

Is it the orgy? No, no. Or is that later on in the season? Try to remember. It's not the spoiler. The only thing they've talked about leading up to the season is, yes, we're going to do the Supers orgy.

Okay. I haven't seen that yet. And let maybe it's an episode four, but it was not in the first three episodes, but they do something in the first episode. It's like, okay, I don't. Yeah. The show does a lot. Yeah.

It is. I was like not expecting it, but also expecting it at the same time knowing what the dynamic of the two people involved in the scene where they can only imagine. No, I don't have to imagine. I think I can guess. And then like, she then later, I think in that same episode, someone gets their head sawed in half. Yeah. And you like, and then it's like, diagonally. And then instead of like just showing it in a wide, they show like in the close up and then like you see like the head sliding off and all the gore and you're like,

I mean, that was unnecessary. I get it. I don't need to see it that close. Some poor CGI guy had to do crunch for that shot. I feel like every scene they go, that's not enough gore. We need more 50% more. You ever think about how like you said that affects the people who have to animate that. Yeah.

Like you have to look, essentially look up references to like what the inside of a head looks like and what that would look like. I think it was like constantly. I was watching, I like naked and afraid. I was watching the, there was an episode last night. And they talked about some snake in the Amazon. For the fur to lance, I think they called it.

And I was, and one of the kids was like, oh, they showed, they showed, oh, I killed this Ferdile ants. It almost bit me. I'm so lucky it didn't bite me. Yeah, the venom of that killed 100 people. And I paused, I was like, well, shit.

So I was like, I Googled Ferdile ants snake and I was reading it through it on Wikipedia and it's like, you get to the area where it's just like, venom, I clicked on it. And the first thing it does is load an image of someone who's been bitten by it in the leg and I was like, I am never gonna be able to unsee that image. That is seared into my mind.

There should have been a warning. Right, it's like, I, so don't ever look that up. No matter what you do, don't look up for the Lance Venom. I don't think I know how to spell for the man. Is that a snake? It's a snake. Where do you got the map? What can you describe it then?

It looked like the leg had been barbecued and burned to the point, to the point where it looked like ash. I was literally in the inside. I have to see it now. Wow. No, I'm like, never mind. No, no, it was like, I can't believe I just saw that. Like when you Google stuff like that and you see it, at least it's different.

Like that's real, but the boys, it's all fake. So like you at least know, okay, this is not an actual real thing, but it's still very realistic. It's very jarring, too. Yes. But I'll show you when I like fall asleep, because when you wake up, it's just very realistic. It's a very jarring show. Yes. But I'll show you when I fall asleep because when you wake up, it's just like something horrible.

All the context happening. That's why it's really interesting that you both say that because maybe I don't know what the right word is, empathetic, empathetic, whatever. I can't watch horror movies because of that very reason. In fact, I can't watch a lot of action movies just because of the fear I get, the tend to the I get.

Like I feel like it's gonna happen to you. Yeah, no, we literally just for etching my head, I re-recorded a horror VR where I'll feel literally is dead to me now because he made me play the game. And the thing is I had to watch others play the game so I knew what to expect. But still being in that moment, I was crying behind the VR game. Oh my god. My heart was beating. I literally like you could see the like I My heart was beating. I literally, like, you could see the, like, I was holding a bat. I'm shaking so hard.

You can see the bat shaking back and forth. I can't do things like that because everything that they're going through, I don't care how fake it is. Like, I feel it. What about non VR scary games? Could you play like? No. I played, I think I did, for my,

one of my first horror streams ever, I did it for a sub-a-thon. I played five nights at Freddy's. And again, I had played the game, seen the game. I knew how to play it. I knew how to get through it. I was crying. The first horror game I played just under the arrival.

Freaked out. But they just got scared. I don't like it either. I just can't do horror at all. There's a horror game that just came out on Friday, called The Quarry, under the control. Yes, because it's part of the anthology series with Until Dawn and So this is gonna make me play it.

I loved Until Dawn. Until Dawn was fantastic. I love games like this, where it's like kind of tropey horror movie. And it's not like a typical video game. It's more like a branching, choose your own adventure. That's fun. Oh, you're running from the killer.

Are you wanna run or do you want to find? Yeah, hold your breath. Yeah, okay. It's like oh, there's two ways down the path Which way are you gonna go? You know that kind of stuff find the total and it's like all this branching narrative with all these different And you either have everyone survive or everyone dot. Yeah, it's just like a horror movie. Would you call last of us a horror game? Yes, absolutely. Okay. Yeah, yeah, survival horror. Talking to Troy Baker, who obviously is. Oh, the boy is talking to Troy. I think I'm in a chocolate musical. He's a butt. He's a Joel. Yeah, he plays Joel. Okay. Last of us. And I've never played that game before. And he's like a good friend of ours. Yeah. And I just was congratulating him on the news of the loss of us remake happening.

And I was like, yeah, like, are you guys like doing your like VO all over again? Is it like newly animated? Hard for me to know because I've never played the first one. And he goes like, how have you never played the first one? And I was like, I don't like scary game. I can't watch Zoe play the second one. It's freaking. I can't watch. I can't play it. And then he was like, it's not really a scary game

It's this and I was like it's like zombies and there's body horror I think he probably thinks of more like adventure and story and stuff like that No because I'm like I'm scared it on black. That's been out for a long time for a long time So I'm gonna talk about there's literally one scene where Ellie who is the main female character almost gets raped like oh god She's off on her own and you're playing as her, and that's the innuendo. So as much as it is that, that's a real thing. That's a horror game.

Is that the first one or second one? That's the first one. First one. I mean, this thing is, I've heard amazing things about this game. I know it was an amazing horror game. I've heard good things about it. I would love to do it, but I also get so anxious with those.

This is a little bitch. I also don't like FPSs and things where you have to kill people and get through places like left for dead. I'm so bad at all those games. I'm just so stressed out all the time. I'm like, give me a puzzle game or like. I think if I remember right in last of us, they may have a story mode where the gameplay is not very...

It's like the gameplay is very simplified very Because it's like the gameplay is very Simplified so it's more if you just like want to go in and Experience the story. Yeah, my I think my favorite mechanic in that game was how they revealed the plot like the Like the lore in it how you it was like optional because you have to find all the totem, right? Did they were like It's been a while since I played it. There were messages and a lot of things between the fireflies.

Is that what you're talking about? Oh, no. Sorry, I was talking about until, I thought we were back when we were told off. Oh. I was reading the chat. I mean, it went on. It went on until dawn.

Yeah, yeah. That was a really cool game mechanic because it was just like, the story is what you find of it. I mean, a lot of games are like that now. Like honestly, that's what Resident Evil is truly. It's Resident Evil even goes through the story without knowing any reason why does zombies are here. So you're here.

I see some people in reviews about the quarry complain that the camera changes, like your controls change depending on the camera view. Yeah. It's like, oh, it changes. Sometimes you're looking one direction, you have to move changes. That's the whole thing.

That's like Resident Evil. That's their whole thing. That's like Resident Evil. That's their whole thing. That's part of the horror to me is like not being in full control and not knowing, like, little disorientation is to what's happening. It was the first game, because it was a game that, like, when it first came out, it's one of those historic moments, or it's like the predator shot where you see yourself from a pre position. And that's just like, I just feel like, yeah, that's like what they're known for.

And they had it in none of the games and they brought it back for the village. Was that the one? Was that the one they brought it back in? It might not been, I think it was seven, maybe seven. I don't think it was a seven. I don't remember it being in village. It was in whichever one was the most recent

with the picture. It's like when you see yourself from like the someone stalking you perspective. Yeah, yeah. So like my person was like open the rafters like someone else's people. Like person from the anime. Gotcha.

I first person. Yeah, I don't I remember that they that was like a we had an RFE coming through it And I was like one of the things they were talking about was like yeah, we're bringing it back Oh wait, it might have meant for the re-master version of two and three then because village You were definitely your first person because we never got to see what he And because you see Jill you see Jill when you're playing in their resin able to remake They're all they're all connected.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In a very loose roundabout way. Okay. Because I only know I was forced to watch the movies in college and then I was forced to watch to be a place. They're not great.

I, well, if you're forced to watch something and you're reminiscing on something, saying I was forced to watch this. I am imagining it wasn't great. I don't like horror or scary movies. I don't like horror movies so much that My girlfriend is going to go see a movie with Blaine because his girlfriend doesn't want to see it And you guys can do like a like a wife's well. We do a wife's walk because I don't like horror movies and Chris doesn't like horror movies, so they're gonna go together. You guys should just go get like brunch and then like have a spa day. Yeah, so a spa day. So you're all in there,

but you're different movie. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I also don't like horror movies. So the one where you're like in the bayou with the weird family? That's seven. That's seven. That's thematically connected to the other ones?

Yes. They're all connected. That's weird, okay. Like the reason why that is there, because one of the experiments got like left there in that, and then like the lake near them, just the one though. Just the one. Is it weird to cause play as a character from a game you've never played?

No. I don't think so. Or is it like just kind of the reason? Here's my whole thing is like, people don't realize that my stream of virtually is coming up. And I just started gaming really then, because growing up as a woman like I watch my little my older cousin Yeah, yeah, and I watch y'all play it. That's why I'm very like that's why I don't know a lot of TV and films because I would more so watch people play video games on YouTube Like that was my former content

So you're essentially people telling me like no you can't play that character I know just as much Laura someone who played played the game. I could watch other people play those games. I was gonna say, I never would have gathered that from you based on your knowledge of resident evil who's right about. I'm like, the example, I've never touched on Tilda on. You'll never see me play the game, but I know every single ending in How To Get.

Yeah. I wicked PD like, why this person that, get this person? I mean, when we were filming Laser Team 2, you know, I had a couple of scenes in it, and I remember the first day I showed up to set. We were filming one of the shots, and I was supposed to be standing next to one of the scientists and I kept looking and I was like, she looks really familiar. Where do I know her from?

I was like, IMDB real fast. Oh shit, you were in until dawn. Oh shit. Like I hated you. Was it the bitch girlfriend? Yeah. I don't know. I didn't realize I could name.

I don't remember. Yeah. I don't know. I didn't realize that connection. I don't remember the name. Yeah. The reason I asked is there was just that Bethesda Xbox. Yeah, there's a showcase. Yeah, yeah. And they showcased Diablo 4. Yeah. There's a new class.

I don't know if it's a new class or like the Necromancer. That's not new. Well, there is a new type of... No, they're upgrading it. Upgrading, okay. Thank you. It's hyper-necromatic. But the way the character looked, I'm like, she looks so cool.

I wanna cosplay this character. Yeah, I'm currently playing Dabble Immortals my first Diablo game, and I chose Necromancer immediately and oh my God, I'm in love. She has like a shaved side and like blonde white this character that comes down here and like, I could do that cosplay, I know it would be so fun. Especially since this is like the first Diablo game

where they're giving more customization options. Yeah. So I can actually be black and raising the dead. So I'm excited. Diablo, your mom would be so proud. I haven't installed Immortal on my phone, but I haven't played it. It's like, if you playortal on my phone, but I haven't played it. It's like,

If you play it to not care, then, but so someone has done the math to see how you can fully upgrade your character because that's a lot of people's wrong with Diablo Immortal is that a lot of it is paid to play. So the only way you could fully upgrade your character, I believe is if you spend $10,000, or if you spend 20 to 30 years playing the game. I read that it's actually.

I didn't want to go too high. So I was wrong. That's really sounds bad. I saw the the Kotaku headline. It's one time. So would you ever want to play a Diablo game, Barbara? I'm like, I'm probably not though. What are they?

It's just it's not really mindless fun. It's very just clicking. But again, it seems stressful. It's not. mindless fun. It's very nice. It's just clicking. But again, it seems stressful. It's not. They have pretty decent co-op as well. They do. Well, if you want me to be,

well, if you want me to be that comments, or I'll be someone else. Okay. I mean, I'll be who? I'll be your monk. I'll heal you. Wow. Is it good to have a whole team like D&D,

do you need the healer, the mage? And then seeing how you each each can like help each other. So I just started playing with my friends and novice individual dance a little bit. And it was so cool seeing how like I would I would send my skeletons in to do some damage in the mortal and then they would attack from afar. Nice. So it would like the combination you can do with the different characters and just figuring out what works for your team. It's a lot of fun. And it's such a brainless game.

It's really a click and go. Years ago, we did a, when it came from the first came out on console, it's how long it was. We did a Diablo 3 hard core playthrough with four people to see like, because when you die, you die. So it's like, who could last the longest? Like as you're going through the game, like where people drop off and then who's like the last person that you did in that game.

Yeah. But it's like you kind of like are playing the game, but then also kind of like suddenly setting people up for failure too, like letting you get a little too far ahead and like dropping back. Oh no, you look out. I thought you were right behind me. Where did you go?

Step brother, no. I can not. I can not. I can't take it. But yeah, it's a really fun co-op multiplayer game here. If you want to give it a try whenever it comes out. I should play more games. I keep talking about wanting to stream too and maybe that's a game. Maybe it's just easy if you just play games before with your friends. If you ever want to just play a game, I'm always I'm late always up to at least

one in the morning playing with people. Oh my God. What's it like to be young again? 10. I'm still young. You figure out I'm only 25. That's sure. I can't do that. I got about 11, 30. I could never.

Every night. Yeah. I would have FOMO. Oh, I'm the better I would ever. The older you get, the more creeps up on you, I'm the same way. Yeah. I'm like, all right, I'm going to start slowly getting

ready. I'm going to win. I want to win. OK, let me go lay in bed, so I'll be asleep by two. Like, if I'm like at a bar or something and I see someone show up at midnight, 12, 30, I'm like, when I'm leaving, I'm like, you're just getting here.

What were you doing? What were you doing at 10? Pre-gaming. Pre-gaming. Pre-gaming. First, you gotta get dinner. No, I was pre-gaming at eight. That's when you get dinner.

You get dinner then, so you can pre-game and you want me to, that, you can to get dinner. No, I was pre-gaming at eight. That's when you get dinner. You get dinner then, so you can pre-game, and you won't be too mad. You could drink from cheaper. Yeah, exactly. Get your business in life. Half absolutely. I pre-gaming at eight though. And then we go out like nine.

There's this video I saw that I've never related to something harder in my entire life. It's this couple, what's a guy playing him and his girlfriend? And being like, hey, still wanna a guy playing him and his girlfriend, and being like, hey, still wanna go to that party tonight? Yeah, totally, definitely. You? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then it's like them kinda sitting there for a second go, you want to just stay home and said, absolutely 100% yes. I mean, that's also huge. Yeah, that's a big big. It's just like, especially when you have planes together as a couple to go somewhere, and both of you are just like, I don't want to do that.

You want to not do that? Yes, thank you so much. I can't. I can't do it sometimes. I know. I'm always like, damn, why do I make plans? I could have been on the couch. I feel like you always make plans when you're in your best mood.

Yeah. And you're so ready to go. Hell yeah, this is going to be awesome. We're going to hang out. We're going to do this and then the day comes. And it's like, you're like, so ready to go. Like, hell yeah, it's gonna be awesome. We're gonna hang out. We're gonna do this and then the day comes and it's like, boom. You're like, I slept on my side wrong. I don't wanna go out anymore. I pulled a muscle getting out of bed.

I took my dog in the extra long walk. I don't think I got it in the me today. An extra long. Man, I think it's so bright, so early here now. It does. I had to buy, like some paper blackout curtains for my bedroom window just so it's not like, right when you were on the...

It doesn't seem like noon at 6.30 in the morning. You know what my blinds clothes, the sun still peeks through and I'm like, listen, I'm all for sunkiss, but not when I'm sleeping. Please, there's no cameras. I'm just trying to sleep. I'm a morning person, unfortunately. Who are you? It's because

I think it's more like nature versus nurture because like I feel like I was a night owl but then like my dad would be like hey everybody wake up at 7 a.m. we got to clean the whole house in the weekend. Oh wow. And then like high school and shit was like I did take like when I was middle school I'd take two buses to school so I had to get on the bus at 5.30. Oh my god. Oh my god. So I feel like my whole life I've just been built up into a more than a quarter. It has been for me too. I had to get on the bus at like 6.30. Why does school start so early? Because my high school started at 7.30 a.m. What is that? My started at 9.00

a.m. No. That's more like I would like that a lot more. My high school is at 7.30 a.m. What is that? Mine started at 9 a.m. No. That's more like that a lot more. My high school is at 7.20. I would go from 9 a.m. to 3.15 p.m. I think was okay. I think when I went to school, we started at 8. It was like 8 to 3.50. And it makes you want to know why is it that way? Because then high schools are out by 2,

which makes more sense, because maybe you trust high schools to be home by yourself. Elementary school kids are still out by 3.30 at the latest 4. Parents don't get off till five in most cases. They work a regular nine to five. So, who's watching these children?

Well, I think they rationalize it sometimes. Like, I know my county does because they'll do, I think it's like high school middle school elementary. So, it's like high school starts at seven. Elementary starts at eight, middle at nine. And so, the oldest kid can get home and then get the other two. Well, I would think also that's like a big incentive for like sports or after school programs.

That's it. Like keep the kids around a little longer. Until like six. Oh, yeah, even till four, five, six, whatever. Just give them there a little more. Yeah, all of these childless podcast talkers. Talking about children. I mean, one day I hope to be a mother.

So yeah, you want to have kids? Yeah. Have little babies? Yeah. Hopefully in the next five years, but, oh, I told myself if I don't have plans for a kid by 30, yeah, that's 30, then I'm going to start looking to adopt truly. Yeah.

I have two more years until it's considered a geriatric pregnancy. What the fuck? I love this. It's so awful. That's so rude. That's rude. That's 35 and up. It's called a geriatric pregnancy.

That's fucked up. What? It's like you may feel young and you might feel young, but you're you. On the inside. Yeah. You're you. I see my youth.

I just want to say RP because I see a lot of people in chat bring up after school programs and unless you're true. But honestly, after school programs are privileged a lot of people don't get to do. Yeah, they cost a lot of people like a lot of children are forced to go to work earlier or just get a side job or do something because they have to help their parents or their single parents or their low-income parents

support their younger kids. So like I know you're saying that's like why it happens, but that is a privilege to say that as a thing. Even like like my the theme school I went to, they have they called it aftercare, which is when your parents work too late to like get you at pickup. And but that costs like money like every single week. And it was like I'm assuming that I'm sure it was a lot of money. And it's just like two teachers and you're just like in the gym and they give you like cookies in the chocolate milk. Hell yeah, after care, woo!

After care maybe. The bottom was really into it. I wish that would exist for adults, dude. I would love that. I would love someone to take care of me, right? This whole living on my own. It's nice to get a. I remember when I was in high school,

there was like a major street there and by our high school and we would drive up and down it. And there was like down the road a little bit, there was a place that had a big sign out front that said adult daycare. And he's like being like a young dumb kid. So I was like, what's adult daycare? Like you get out of work and then you go to daycare?

Like what's going on there? And it wasn't until like years later, I was like, oh, it's for like the elder. People who can't take care of themselves. Like I was so dumb. I was, no, I didn't know what it was either. I was like, what is a adult daycare? I was like, oh, that sounds fun, that sounds cool.

Yeah, yeah, I should make it. I would easily go to the adult. Okay, it's someone take care of me for a day. Please, this adult thing is get out. Like just soles are get out. I want to get like dinner like in a day. Hopefully this is going to think shit is get out. Like just our get off. I want to get like dinner like in a cafeteria. Like I don't want to cook every day. It's ass.

Yeah, where's the Rooster Chief cafeteria? Yeah. Why don't we have one of those? We should get one. The Turner offices in Georgia have the super sick cafeteria. Uh huh. And it's like, it's open from breakfast until like 8 p.m. and they have like a but there's like a ju- you can get like a juiced thing like like a juicer place. There's

like a fried chicken place. They have like the cafeteria style food. It's like Google and Apple. Yeah. Those places too also have like insane texture. I actually used internet HBO. Yeah. And their cafeteria every Friday morning, with like, they always had breakfasts, but on Friday morning they would make waffles. Like they had the waffle maker. And we know how you feel about waffles around here. So we do.

Well, we should do a waffle. It was a waffle maker, we're literally, and I'm a waffle maker, fiend with butter. I would literally just be, they were like, what's happened to me? I'm like, three things of butter. And it would be melted butter, so they would just be on top, and I would put them. I was, I was, graph a butter and it would be melted butter So they were just on top and I was I was

Graph a butter. Have you seen a Kayla's Texas shaped waffle maker? I mean, I have one We yeah, we got her one and when we did the pancake podcast got that little Texas I still have it I bought it real one because the wall I honestly used it for a long time But it was making the wall was too slow and I was a bit of a dad Yeah, I got like six of those So that's probably what I should have that like five dollars. You just like plug them all up and do them all. I just bought a real walk home maker.

Do you have an air fryer? I do have an air fryer. Air fryer? It's, I'm of the air fryer super-emacy now. Oh, absolutely. They just get dirty too quickly. They don't know. I upgraded my air fryer the other week.

Yeah. Like I used to have the one with the basket. Yeah. Now I have one with two baskets. So I can like do. Like side by side. Yeah, I can do it with the air fryer the other week. Yeah. Like I used to have the one with the basket. Yeah, now I have one with two baskets. Ooh. So I can like do.

Like side by side. Yeah, I can do a wheel to my air fryer. Oh my god. It's fucking amazing. So you can make the chicken on one side of the fries on the other side. Oh my god. We're like different.

Different timers get from settings. It's like having two air frires in one thing. I'll bring the wine. Yeah. Yeah. It's amazing. That's it. The la one thing. I'll bring the wine. Yeah, it's amazing. The laziest thing I've ever done was I cooked a steak in the air fryer. Just to see if it would be good. Oh, dude, we did that.

It's amazing. Really? I've never got some, what are they called? Starloin. No, it's like a sponsor that will give us pot. Oma-hostakes? Oma-hostakes. We got like individually wrapped Omaha steaks

from a sponsor thing a while ago. And he made that in the air fryer, and it was super quick and amazing. And it's not messy, like, maybe he is. Yeah. Like, I love to cook a steak in a cast iron pan. Oh, for sure. On a, on a gas stove.

Talk about it, Caleb. A butter, a french rod. Put that rosemary in the butter, flip it one time, do definitely friends with leather rest. Still a little bit. But like, the convenience of an air fryer. And it doesn't smoke up your house, right? The only downside that you said is cleaning it. It's cleaning it is so hard.

If you put some tin foil down, even then it's a lot easier. What I do is I'll air fry Brussels sprouts a lot. And the problem is like the little leafy parts, like with the air when it starts to cook and dry out, the little leafy parts will blow up and get into the element and stick on it and it start burning and smoking. Oh God, I've never had that.

Yeah, I fucking hate. So it's like you gotta like take it out and look and like poke it with like a. Yeah, like a basket cage that you can kind of put over. No, I need to get something like that. It's just like an open basket. Is that what you're upgraded one? No, they just happened more with my single one. God damn it. That's what I have. Yeah, it was the ninja air fryer was the single one.

Yeah, it's like it's the one where it's round. Yeah, yeah, and then the thing on top and then the grease goes down into it. How do you clean that? Like I try cleaning it while it's hot and after the fat. Wait till the fat or the grease hardens and cools and then scrape it out and put it in the trash and then wash it. That's exactly what I was talking about. You should put the grease down your drain. I had to, at one point, I had that.

But you know, water and oil don't mix. That's the proud one. No, but Dawn. Dawn. It's separated. Dawn is like the best degreaser in the world. Oh, the degreaser. I thought you meant like the dish soap. No, Dawn dish Dawn is like the best degreaser in the world. Oh, the degreaser. I thought you meant like the dish soap. No, no, Dawn dish soap is like the best degreaser. Just soap. Yeah.

The I had used my air fryer so much that that little tray you're talking about. Yeah, it goes in there. I bought a replacement tray. She I didn't know the big one. You can order replacement tray for like eight bucks and it like gives a whole that's a good place to laugh. I had used it so much and it was so gross. I felt like it was starting to chip a little bit. You do know those detach, right? Yeah, I'm talking about like the middle part. And like the nonstick coating on it was started to chip. Oh wow.

So it's like I was like, oh, I'll just order a new one and it was like seven or eight bucks. And I got it. What was that? I was back in business. I used it for another year. That's you.

We can. Yeah, anyway, anyway, dual-wielding here for. I'll it for another year. Bless you. Thank you. Yeah, anyway. Anyway, dual-wielding air fryer. I'll send you a picture. Oh my gosh. I can't wait to be like you would not grow up. I can't wait to be able to afford a dual air dryer. It wasn't that much more. The way I justified it was like I had had my single air fryer for like five years.

And I was like, I use it a lot. Well, you're probably a doctor. You have a room book? Oh, yeah. Okay, because I know some about a room book. I'm like, that's money. No, no, no, no. That's crazy. I consider getting it I use it a lot. Well, you're probably a doctor. You have a room book? Oh, yeah. No. Okay, because I know some better room, I'm like, that's money. No, no, no, no.

That's crazy. That's, I consider getting it. That's disposable income. Exactly, that's why I bring it. Yeah. No, the, the air fryer's practical, because I'm gonna eat out of it. Yeah.

I save money by not going out by putting cheaper food into the air fryer. It's like an investment back into me. Yeah, yeah. Air fryer, the Spresso machine, Dyson, those are my biggest, like, I'm so glad I have these. Honestly, BK was here to tell you you need to get a rice cooker.

Ever I told you. I don't have one. I don't have one. I said I need to get one. Oh, I can't cook rice. I cannot cook rice on the stove. I got a rice cooker. I got to do is look at it.

No, I can't do it. The rice cooker, you just put rice water on. On. Yeah, but that's all you're doing. It's still rice water. No, because you can burn it on the stove. Why are you burning it? You should burn it and it's mushy and it bubbles over and makes a mess.

You have to clean it. I mean, mushy depends on how much of water you put in there. I'm saying, I don't make rice. The rice cooker, you just set it every time. So I haven't forgotten it. So I had like the shitty dorm rice cooker that you just put it in and put it in one lever.

My girlfriend has one of those fancy expensive Japanese ones. It's insane. You gotta get a coco. I think that's what I'm talking about. Right, that's what I'm talking about. You see KOO coco. Oh, that's almost like my last thing. That might be, whatever she has, it is next level.

My little dinky rice cooker. I was embarrassed. I threw it away. I was like, I don't need the same one. Hey, what's yours is mine now. It's for you. Say it. There's a bunch of different ones,

but they have like a, I got a bird. It sings. Hey, look at the cuckoo right. Yeah, it is a cuckoo. I guess like the bird rice cooker. Yeah, the rice cooker sings when it's done. Yeah, you wrote the cuckoo and I'm like,

oh, I got the cuckoo. Got it, got it, got it. Barb, you don't cook rice? All right, we don't really make rice. We have like, if we want rice, we have some of those instant things. Yeah, I love those. Pop into the microwave.

So what sides do you use when you all cook? Do you have mashed potatoes, person? No, we do, we do usually just vegetables on sides. That's good, we also don't cook a lot, if I'm being honest. I'm trying to cook more, just because I realized I was spending like $40 a day on getting so dash delivery. Of those, yeah, those so- Oh, I'm being honest. I'm trying to cook more just because I realized I was spending like $40 a day on getting so dash delivery.

Those, yeah, those so true. I've successfully gotten it down to only ordering food four times a week, but this is twice a day. Oh, same. Yeah, we're trying to balance a little better. I have one of those. Is this a compliment? I was saying in this perception, they didn't say it, but we know what it is.

Honestly, at this point eating out and cooking is the same price, I don't give say it, but we know what it is. Honestly, at this point, eating out and cooking is the same price, I don't give a shit. But like, living, it's just expensive. No, literally, if you order for pickup or get groceries, it's the same price. You were all talking about buying strawberries at home for it's earlier. I mean, Caleb gets, Caleb goes grocery shopping weekly,

she's been watching the prices. Yeah, I see that shit, she's. You see that inflation, yeah, I see it in real time. And that only gets strawberries at home. Oh, I see it real time That only gets strawberries It's so cute. Yeah, that's that's similar to the one I have the one I have is red. It's very cute It's like a little Barbie girl Be aware there were such that's not the one I have is that a cook it is a cuckoo, okay? That's not the one I have the one I have look for like how many I like this one. I think the one I have yeah

That's that's that's almost exactly the same, not quite. I'll find it. I think it's like a four cup. Is it this one? Yes, that is it. Got it. See? Y'all can't see it.

This is so weird. The six, I'm looking on Amazon just because that's what website it pulled it up on. The six cup is $94. The three cup is $129. I think the reason that happens is because, but why is it more, it needs to ship from, like I know there's an Amazon hub nearby. I often find that if it's farter out,

like if, example, if I can't do free one day delivery, it's probably gonna cost me more to get to me. I'm curious why the smaller version is more expensive than the bigger version. Cause they don't, that's, maybe they'll have as many. That might also be why. Or maybe it's like, Supply Chain. Or maybe they, most people buy the the bigger version. Because they don't. That's. Maybe they'll have as many? That might also be why. Maybe.

Or maybe it's like. It's like supply chain. Or maybe they just buy the three cup version. Jesus Christ, this is more than money than I thought it would be. They're expensive. Yeah, they're good. They're good. $80 to cook rice.

I could cook it on a stove. Give me a pot. You could also get like a $20 black and decker one, and it works just as good. Yeah, you could. Or I could save $20. The one I have you can set between brown rice or white glutinous rice. $20 black and decker one and it works just as good. Yeah, you probably got it. Or I could save $20. And good guys. The one I have you can set between brown rice

or white glutinous rice. Brown rice is my, I want my brown rice is that fucking pain. I only buy glutinous sushi rice. I get the, I get the, you get the Spanish rice. No, I get like the 30 pound bag from the, from H-Mart, from the Asian grocer.

And I just, that's all I use. I get the big bag and then I break it up into like the gallon zip locks. Ooh, it's so smart. And then like store them and I pull, that's all I use. I get the big bag and then I break it up into like the gallon ziplocs. Ooh, it's smart. And then like store them and I pull them out one at a time. You'll love so smart, I need to do that. I need to do the food prep. I have a question.

Because I've seen this happen on TikTok a lot. Where people will start doing the thing where they take, like say you have a whole bunch of cereal, go take the cereal out of the box that comes in, put it in the plastic container. Put in the clear containers, just so you have like the storage. They do that like the here might have. They're like this storage. I want to hear my laugh.

I want their sugar. Do you do that Kayla? Kayla, do you take the box that literally fits in the fucking cupboard to put it in a thing that's cleared so you pay money for it container? I will, I will, I think I know exactly what you're gonna say. You don't have to worry about rolling up the little plastic bag and like having it be not your type. Also I got bugs in my shit one time. Yeah. That happens. Yeah, you want to contain. I don't want that to happen again. Also, aesthetic. It is nice. I have one

of those for my dog. Yeah. I have that makes sense for my pet food too. Oh, you don't want to get those mixed up. There's just also a way to never again But like okay, but like it was it was traumatic Hey, your favorite cereal. No, it was just like I feel like okay, no, it was just like it was I I keep all of that Baking stuff and like one thing and then I pulled it off the shelf and it was just like fucking bugs everywhere and I was like Why so then I was like oh never again never again, never again, never forget. So I bought the containers. Was it too much, was it way more money than I thought it was gonna be?

Yes, absolutely. But, you know, I've got a rice container for. I persevered. But do you have a container for rice? Or not rice, I'm sorry, flour, sugar. I have to contain some flour and sugar. Brown sugar. I have one that's just filled with penne pasta because I have so much. That's okay. No, hear me out. Again, hear me out.

The bag is more than the serving I need. So I always have like a fifth of the bag. So I put it in the tank container. But when you get the new bag you just put the remnants in the new bag. Yeah, or like I used the remnant or you could just use the gallon bag zip lock bags that you want. But I or like I used the remnant, or you could just use the gallon bag, zip lock bags that you want. But I'm worried about my current footprint. There you go. Then reuse the bag.

But the only reusable to an extent. I try not to use too many like one-use plastics. Have you ever heard of one-use if you believe it that way? You guys have heard of a thing called like breaking or plastic bricks or something like that where you take a water bottle and you essentially like all your small plastics, like a candy bar wrapper

and like all the stuff you shove in. And like you could donate it somewhere where they take that and use it as a brick for something plastic brick. It's interesting. I've heard of it. I've never seen it in black. I've never heard of that.

I see people on. I've never heard of that. I've never heard of that. I've never heard of that. I've never heard of it in black. I've never heard of it in black. I've never heard of it in black. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it in black. I've never heard of it in black. I've never heard of it in black. I see people on to bottle brick one of our favorite zero waste hacks. Okay. Yes. I've never heard of this. It's a new thing. I'll have to read up on it. You know what I have heard of the floating trash Island in the middle of the ocean. Yeah. Wait, what? That's real. Yeah. Yeah. It's bigger than Texas. It's bigger than Texas.

What is it just an island where they're dumping? No, no, it's like it's just in the water. Yeah. Oh My god, it's not an actual island. It's just actual the water. Yeah. Oh my God. It's not an actual island. It's actual just trash. Yeah. Yeah, it's not good. It's not great. It's probably the explains the microplastics thing. Yeah. We're made of microplastics. We're made of it by now. What is it? You eat a credit card's worth every week? No. Yeah. A week. Yeah. I thought that was like in a year or something. What is it then? Everything. It's like how apparently chicken nuggetsaging. Chicken McNuggets. The packaging. Ah. I mean, you know there's a thing where

if you have a bottle of water and you leave it, like after you open the original seal, there's a limited amount of time before you need to just pour out the water. Really? Because the plastic, once you open the plastic, like you're letting in the germs, like that exists on the plastic in.

Like that has happened to me before where I have, I've had like a bottle of water that just was sitting down, but I'll just check this for you. It's like, it stinks. It tastes like plastic. Yeah. Yeah. Speculation is that people probably eat five grams of micro nanoplastics every week. How many spiders we eat every day?

Every day. No, it's not true. We're wrapping up soon, but before we go, I wanted to ask Barbara if there's any updates on Gamerhood, anything you going on in that form? Oh, Fine is fuck. J from St. Farms. Lovely. Beautiful man, lovely man.

Very nice too. I'm jealous. I love it. He's beautiful inside and out, because he's great to look at. He is, yeah, he's beautiful inside and out. Wonderful fella. Yeah, another episode of State Farm Gamerhood

coming up this Wednesday at 5 p.m. Eastern. This is gonna be the third one? This is the third episode, yes. Fun game, man. I think this week's gonna be really fun. We'll have to see what happens. A beautiful host and a beautiful jig. Well, thank you.

It's really funny watching myself host. This is the first time I've ever used a teleprompter. Yeah. And like the first time I've ever used a teleprompter. Yeah. And the entire show is essentially like, we have to read teleprompter for everything. And then talking to the contestants, while we're interviewing them and while the gameplay is happening in shoutcasting,

that is all on the fly, which I'm just like, I've never shoutcasted a game before. And I think, watching a shoutcast like a legends was the funniest thing I think I ever seen. I had no idea. I had no idea. It was rushing suddenly. It was golden boy saying to them, So the game was watching the showcast League of Legends was the funniest thing I think I ever seen. I had high-end set. It was rushing Cinder Lane with Golden Boy saying to them and be like, how do you feel about this?

I was like, it's crazy. It was crazy. I was like, it's crazy. It was going on. And I knew I was going to let him take the League of Golden Boy. He's a wonderful dude, by the way. He's a fantastic guy. He is a professional showcaster.

I think he's the, he's the, the showcaster. He's the most versatile out there. And so even if he didn't know a game very well, he'd be so good at just speaking and saying things that were happening and I'd be like, oh, she just got killed. Uh-oh, because I had to do the terms and stuff. But then on the last episode, they played a manga, so I was like, okay.

You know this one. Here we go. That one I was like, I'm gonna put this in a while. It'll get it. We should get it. We should get it live. We should get it again. Yeah, I miss it. Yeah, we should. Well now, we finally have capabilities in our office to

pipe people and be a discord before we didn't. So like we could finally play with you guys again, maybe for a video or a stream or something like that. With all the new mods on it too. Yeah. The town of us mods. I've done that a few times. That's fun. It gets complicated real fast. Yeah, but once you play a couple rounds You're you're good to go. I'll never forgive you for what you did to me last time Well, you mean the first time we met. Yes, I trusted you You have never let me live that down. You are on me every time we play

On my ass. I'm like, I'm also on Barbara. I think I know Barbara's tells now. I can tell when you're bed. I had a couple good games this past weekend. I was playing with Frado. One was I was the swapper. So with the swapper role, you could essentially, whenever you want in a meeting,

after the vote happens, change to people. So like if you suspect someone is bad, but everyone else is going for someone else, like you could go ahead and swap people. Very chaotic. And Jeremy was acting in a certain way. He came from a direction one time when there was a kill on that side of the ship,

blah, blah, blah, blah. He was being a little suspicious. And so everyone was voting for this girl, Lexi, little Lexi, wonderful streamer, wonderful person. And everyone was going for her, and I was like, I just really think it's Jeremy, and so I swapped them. And every single vote was on Lexi,

including her own, because she was just her, which if you're just her, you want to get voted out of the game. And so me swapping then, kick Jeremy out, she didn't win as just her, and the game was over, because he was lost in poster. Perfect. And I was like, you're perfect.

It's so proud. A plus game, I'm so proud. My favorite role is Jester, though, because all you have to do is get people to vote you out and you win the entire game. I've managed to win as Jester once before. It's such a great feeling if you can pull it off. Oh, yeah.

The best way to pull it off is just pieces. And by being such as just shutting up, you're like, kind of what you're talking. I'm like, I don't got anything to say. Where were you? I don't know, Erlock, how come? I always, when I'm a gesture, I always hang out by event. And then if I see someone coming in my direction,

I would like start walking away from it. You know, it's really good now, as you can actually go in the event as a gesture. That's two, that's two O.P. You can't move though. You could only pop in an out of one. That's two O.P. I know.

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