Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Pancake Podcast - #362

Episode Date: February 9, 2016

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If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnet, and Thomas Hayden Church. Twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock Hello and welcome to the received podcast this week brought to you by pro flowers Sherry's berries and trunk club not not necessarily in that order, but in another order. It's an annual tradition. Well, first of all, I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm excited. I'm Barbara, and I'm also excited. Disburny and Gus. I'm saying it is the fourth annual Ruchitev pancake podcast. It is the fourth and the third one because the first one. I asked before the show and you said this was the fourth. I didn't say like a fucking fool now. He said this was the third one. I mean you said this was the fourth I didn't say like a fucking full now He said I said this was a third one and you told me was the four

I said you spent the first one make fun of me that it wasn't real that doesn't count I always feel had reason I was even listen to make you feel any better. You're the one who answered He said yes. Did I say yes? You said no four. Yeah, cuz I said three none telling me God damn it. Welcome to the third annual fucking pancake podcast. Yeah, we had it It's a good tape such a good day with your anger It's no way. There's no way. Did you fuck up the second one that bad? It seems like we had to go at least two before you fucked it up with those professional pancake makers Oh, is it the fourth one? Yes, the fourth one Gavin's wrong wait, wait, wait, wait, let me John McCown for you

2016-2015 we've been on the podcast for three decades. So, this is the first one wasn't on pancake day. It was just about pancake day. This is the fourth, you're right. I think we got it together really fast. I take it back. All right, honestly, I forgot how long I've lived here. It's been a long time.

It's been fucking killing you. So listen, we can back in a second who wants pancake first. Barbara, Barbara, for head first. Beer in the mouth. What I'm saying is that the audience... You hit the... She hit the beer up to her mouth for a long time

and it doesn't look like anything's been drank out of it. You're a dainty... Barbara, what do you want your pancake? I'm gonna... I'm gonna want it so I want chocolate chips and strawberries. I would like... Let's go for some... The audience loves this pancake podcast

and banana. But I don't know why because they don't get to eat them. Don't rub it in so delicious. Oh I'm not trying to rub it in. I'm just like I'm excited but I know why I'm excited. I get to eat. I see plenty of people making pancakes along with us. Oh yeah you should tweet us your pancakes. I'm gonna put your strawberries on top so they don't get. I appreciate it. Put some manners in there. Should we explain this in a minute? Yeah.

Have it. Yeah. Of course. Yeah, so this is because of Shrubt Tuesday. Shrubt Tuesday, which is tomorrow, right? It started like many things on the podcast start with us thinking Gavin was talking out of his ass. It's the day before Ash Wednesday.

Shrubt Tuesday. Often called Marty Grot in some places. And it's also known as pancake day. Not these kind of pancakes, usually they have crepes or something, but you know, I think I'm gonna turn this into such a pancake, so. Yeah, but they kind of are. There's a new grill, so all bets are off.

Could be good, could be bad, probably great. That's all I'm saying. So you're saying that Gus ruined the pancake podcast when he hired outside help. For me? Yes, because I like making the pancakes. Look, barbs at the red. I thought you eating them was the best part.

I thought I was trying to save you from the work. Nah, they were making all goofy ones, like pink lemonade pancakes. It was a good pancake though. I don't know. It was very Austin. It was very surreal pancake Tuesday though. You know what I'm saying, Gus?

It's not a real pancake, I was just got a chocolate chips in it. Most were like putting a bunch of shit. You should put some peanut butter in it if you're gonna put some banana. I'm gonna put that over it. You're gonna put peanut butter on top of it and then put chips in it. Most were like putting a bunch of shit. You should put some peanut butter in it, if you're gonna put some banana. I'm gonna put that over it. You're gonna put peanut butter on top of it and then put it in it and then it's good.

And then I also put maple syrup on it. If you're gonna eat, don't chew into the mic. We had to chew into the mic, got it. We had a dangushy special at the waffle the other day. We went to the waffle in LA, which is one of our favorite places. I feel like we've gotta lost hands. Usually when you, because it's typically just you and I go

and we'll get three waffles between us. And usually we take like a little edge of one of them each but we never finish him We devour all of them this time we're really hungry that time we ate all the Gavin I actually had a really good trip to LA that was I thought why you surprised by that yeah Yeah, you're making it sound like that never happens. I mean I go places with gal Where it's like I just went to Sydney and Gavin was there, but I don't I don't like feel like I see You and Gavin I just wanted to sit and get him with there, but I don't like feel like I see Gavin.

Is it just you and Gavin? Because I was there for 10 seconds. That is true. But it's just, we talked about this last time, but he flew 16 flights in January. And then immediately started figuring where we were flying more. I walked six miles away.

We flew back from LA guys. He landed in Austin with me in three hours later. He went home and then he went three hours later, he went back to the airport to fly away to somewhere else. Yeah, same to the office. I had a quick little meeting and then I went home and packed again. And then I left again. That's nuts.

I'm gonna caress that thing. You know, you know, uh, Bernie had whenever we travel. Yeah. And weird crap happens. When he said Bernie was like, you were saying it for the first time. Bernie said like, yeah, go ahead. When we do what? Well, we go places and like, oh, that is perfect.

We need to close up. Look at that. I'm sorry to interrupt the story. We need to close up on that. But you can see the to intrate the story. We need a close up on that. Look, you can see the brown, it's uniform, it's gorgeous. Do we really not have pancake cam? They're scrambled. Unprepared.

We gotta leave room for improvements on pancake. There's a very little link of that. Go even close up. There's a little bit of chocolate. Oh no, but that's, don't ignore that. Tell the other one. Tell the other one. So you can see the perfection in the brown.

I keep, I don't want to miss the bottom cooking. Barbara will show it when she gets it. Should be super happy about it. So, typically, like, either coincidental or quite strange stuff happens when we travel together. Do you want to explain what happened when we travel together this time? What happened with the fireplace? Oh!

We just took a video out of it. We should just put the video out. We should. At some point. But, there was a... We got an Airbnb. I'm going to get Barbara her thing. You explain it because I got a surf pancakes.

So we got an Airbnb and it had a light switch driven fireplace. So there's a gas one. Yeah, it's like the gloss beads. Yeah. And basically like click on the fireplace. But you can have a gas fireplace so this doesn't run off of a light switch. That's like a whole different level.

You know what I'm saying, Gus? So this thing was like really fancy. Oh yeah. Look at that. You want to luxe tonight. I'm doing a great job. It was like pancakes they would make in the Sims. There you go.

Barbara, there's talking chips in there. I recommend you put a little bit of the bananas on it and some peanut butter. Lots. Can I get the display over here so I can see the thing? The thing? I'm talking about the controller. So when we showed up, they gave us this big bag,

like gift bag filled with candy bars and balloons. And it was like, sorry, the fireplace isn't working. You're never like, we didn't know there was a fireplace, we don't give a shit. The hotel did that? No, this is the house. This is the house. Keep up, Barbara. A little house in Hollywood to stay at.

I was too distracted by pinkies. So we were like, okay, okay, great. So I was just eight, like, five bars of candy, of course, guys, because it was there. And we're not gonna let it go to waste. You're not gonna let it go to the asshole. You're gonna be rude to your host. You also ate all of the cookies from the At Midnight dressing room. No, I didn't. Yeah, you know, I had one don't tell you. So the next day

Gavin and I had to go do something terrible. What do we do that was so awful? Oh, what's your podcast? So we did that we did that. And then we went and then we went back to the house for a brief time before we went to midnight. Well, in that brief amount of time, apparently, they had sent a repairman to come fix the fireplace because I just needed a part. And so when we actually walked in the manager of the Airbnb

and he was like, oh, so sorry, sorry. I was leaving you guys a note that the fireplace is fixed now and I was like, I don't care. I just still don't care about this fireplace. I was like, I really don't care. But thank you for coming by. And look at that, it's perfect. Who uses the fireplace in a way?

That. Nobody. So. Hipsters. Then as soon as the guy walks out the door, say goodbye, we walked out the back door, turn around, Gavin is at the fireplace, trying to turn the fireplace on.

That was exciting. Might as well, right? They put so much effort into making it work for you. And so Gavin is doing this thing, and I'm like, there's instructions right there. Just read the instructions. He's like, I'm not doing it. I can figure out a fireplace, right? Oh God.

So he's going to do it. So finally, after literally Gus, it was 10 to 15 minutes of him staring at it, clicking, pushing the button, finally, buff, it goes. And it's like the fireplace is going. Then he sets that, that looks great. Look at that. Look at that. So then he sets down the remote for the fireplace that going. Then he sets that, that looks great. Look at that. Look at that, look at that. So then he sets down the remote for the fireplace

that you used to connect it to start it up. He sets it down, then sits to look at the fire. He, but he's been looking at it now for 10 or 15 minutes. He immediately goes, it looks like there's a pair of sunglasses in there, look at that. He goes, look, he goes, is that a pair of sunglasses? And I go, what, and I look up? And I go, are there sunglasses in the fireplace? And he goes, I think there's sunglasses and I go what and I look up and I go are there sunglasses in the fireplace?

And he goes I think there's sunglasses. Look you see the earpiece I go turn off So he turns off the fireplace sure enough he melted the guy sunglasses because he left them in the fireplace Apparently we don't know so Gavin is so panicked. What do you think Gavin's solution is to this? I'm like we should call the guy tell me burn up this I'll throw him away at hide him. He wants to bury them in the front of the air B&B I'm like, how do you come up with that? Well, because otherwise he either gonna leave them burn in the fireplace and he's gonna know we messed with it Oh, you have to call him and say I just melted your sunglasses But really you have no responsibility over that's what I was saying. Why are you trying to hide it then?

The confrontation That's what I was saying. Why are you trying to hide it then? He made it. He fixed it. He made it. He fixed it. Got you what you want? Uh, give me, I'll just take chocolate chips and... Get it's born. Some... What we got? I've got to start off with you. So I take what? Surprise me. We have salmon?

No salmon. But surprise me. Alright. Make me something crazy. These are fucking good. Anyway, I just don't like being thrown into uncomfortable situations. But you're like, the world, the universe. You don't have to do anything there. Why do you have us?

You made me melt Sunglasses. Right, but you don't have to call the guy. I know. You don't have to fuck this. I just felt bad. Tell him that you murdered his sunglasses or anything. Why did you feel bad? He fixed the fire voice so you could use it.

So you used it, which is pretty good. And the thing is, is that it was dark in the fireplace. You also don't reset anything down without thinking, oh, I shouldn't put that there. I got to remember to grab that. Yeah. Right? Tell his own fault.

Yeah, if you put, if you put that in. I'm afraid of confrontation. I don't like talking to people. This would not have bothered me at all. It's okay, so you've just melted someone's sunglasses. What do you do? Just leave it and not say anything. I throw it away.

Maybe if I was feeling nice, I'd write a note that was like, your sunglasses got melted. I would not say, I melted your sunglasses. I would say your sunglasses got melted. By the, the sole occupant of the house. By the fact that you left them in the fireplace. Signed the Hollywood sunglasses. Yeah, me before I burn again.

All right. So I'm seeing apparently some people here are having a pancake party. They can eat a lot of water. I want to see a picture of that pancake. By the way, bud. At light my fire bird. Best pancake you've ever that. By the way, but like my fire bird best pancake you've ever made. Yeah, really. Yeah, this is great. I'm really good.

Best work there. Oh, pinkie party. A lot of people there. Oh my god. That's better than us. Man, I didn't know that many people watched the podcast. There are literally dozens of people watching right now. And half of them are at that party. How many of them? It seems way more fun than our thing. Hey. Well, I see you guys all the time. I'm having a blast. It seems like just friends hanging out, Gus, and not like super regimented like the Rusey Podcasts now.

Yeah, I ruined it. What is that criticism that you always get? I don't know what it is. It's like that like we're regimented. Like I have, it's not like I have a list of topics that we're like burning through and have to get through. I don't understand it at all. The only thing that's regimented is I've got a couple of ads to read.

Beyond that, it's like, whatever. And you also try to stop. You have a hot stop. Oh, yeah. I do try to stop you at the end. I guess if they're comparing it to like the off topic podcast, which literally has no structure whatsoever. Yeah, that,

but that criticism has been there for a long time. It's actually comparison to the old drunk tank where we were all like jammed in a comfort room, staring at each other's sweat. Yeah, and now we're just talking about this. We were During the pre-show, you know, there's a whole crew of people here setting stuff up running around and sharing this work I was just taking it in and Gavin was like remember when like five minutes for the podcast We would just break microphones out and stick them on a table and just like go and now there's one two three four five six

They range all this but we thought we wouldn't have had this. That's true. It's exactly right We do we here's how this the fourth annual pancake podcast would have worked in that environment One of us would have realized halfway through. Oh, it's pancake Tuesday. Shit. We should have done something That's exactly how that would work. Yeah, we did Patrick sent us an email like three weeks ago Like warning us that pancake podcast was coming up. I don't think it was a warning, I think it was a moment of saying. These are great pancakes.

They're perfect burning. I'm embarrassed about how long I was looking forward to tonight. You were whole week, I've been just like. Gavin has never shown up that early for a podcast. I think you were here at about 6'10. You were right around 6'o'clock. Well, when did Aaron half?

You were asking, what time do we start? What time is it? Gavin, you know what time we start? You're here every fucking week. Okay, we're not on half you were asking what time do we start what time is it like Gavin You know what time we start you hear every fucking week Okay, here's what I'm trying to come up with ways we could eat earlier. I wanted to do the post show before we start I have placed in here Ground up Graham cracker crumbs Chocolate chips and then I want you to put some of the marshmallow spread on it make yourself a smore pan Oh, oh fuck yeah, you can even like fold it over and make a little sandwich.

I'll eat smore that. Hey. I'm here to eat it. Dude, I, I won't, Gavin and I last week were on At Midnight with Colton Dunn, who it turns out is a cheater. I don't know. He won, but I'm really upset about it. I don't know if you know this about me.

This is kind of plays into the amazing race thing. I'm actually like when it comes down to it, I'm very, very competitive. Like, no. Do you remember we went on the nerdest bowling thing? And I went bowling for like six weeks straight. I bowled the best game of my life on that show in front of cameras.

I can easily say that. I think I bowled it still lost. When we were like at 2.35 or something, it's because half of the team got inexplicably really drunk for some reason. Here, give that to me. What?

What are you doing? You guys should be happy, man. All right, can I make a pancake for some of the in the crew? Tyler said he wanted me to make him a pancake. Is he still in there? What's cool? Why is Tyler playing favorites? What's wrong with you?

I don't know. He said he wanted me to make him a pancake with what on it, Tyler? Just four pancakes. Four pancakes? Just four pancakes? Yes. A stack? Like, just plain? Just plain. Tyler's, I don't want to pancakes. Just four pancakes? Yes. A stack?

Like just plain? Tyler's, I want to add, Tyler's very hungover and not feeling well. How are you going to eat four pancakes? Why are you so hungover? Is it super bowl? Yeah. What happened?

What did we explain that? Oh, we have a side car setup. Oh, I'm having a mom move out. Let me make his pancakes. Alright, get out here, co. I thought it was a little super bowl party last night, so how can you invite me? Think fast.

Shit. Well, it's just, we just, you know, we didn't have enough room. What's been great is listening to him and Ben and he talk about it all day in my office. Well, I'm fucking sitting there. That sounds like a good time. You wouldn't have gone. You wouldn't have invited me. I would not have gone have gone. I would not have gone. No, in Bernie, you're always busy, so I know that you probably had something going on. There we go. Alright, good excuse. Right. Are you sunburnt? I got a little sunburnt

yesterday. How? How? Just doing something back yard. It was 20 degrees yesterday. You let you've been on the beach. Are you wearing bronzer? No, I just burn real easily, so. All right, burn it up. Yeah, but I won't buy you next year. How about that? I would love it. Awesome.

Are you making a stack? I'm making him four. You want him four? That is a modest stack. I think we would let him off the hook early. Easy without digging into this fucking tan. There's a sunburn that he's got you know for an events person Bethany who is now she's over RTS everything else right being an events person. Yeah, but she is like

remarkably Like out of touch when it comes like inviting people to like personal events like she'll talk about stuff like in front of you And then like walk away. No know that sounded like it's way more Okay, let me play You get it right guy for the chicken What I did not understand a word you and okay that's what it was like Chubaka I thought I thought you understood him. I was like some kind of oh yeah, yeah, I was chewing Baka. I got a ship Got it fist bump. Oh, four snuckles

I was chewing vodka. I got a shrimp at the foot. Got it fist bump. Oh, four snuckles. So how was uh, so this time of at midnight must have sucked because I wasn't there? You know what? Actually Gavin and I agreed that we had more fun the first time But it probably was because that was our first time doing that show. Yeah Bit rushed this time too. You thought we were rushed? I just felt like it was over and done with like before I felt like we were like enjoying it more the first time, like sucking it in. Do you think it's because it's been going for longer? Or just because we, the first time was the first time we'd ever done it, that's what I was saying. Like, like our experience was like, everything was cool and new and we were like,

aw, old hat now. The audience was awesome though. Gavin once again would have lost. Except Chris Hardwick threw him a bone and let him stay. I didn't get the red light. I deserved the red light. You did. What's the red light. You did. What's your red light for? Yeah, he's means you suck and you only.

You know, it's very familiar with the red light. Yeah, they eliminate from three players down to two, and then the final challenge is only through two players. Oh, they change the format then. No, it's typically two players. So for ours, yes, they change the format because you didn't want to get regained. You didn't want to split up, ladies, the team.

That's a good call. That was very nice of him. Although I knew I was going to win, because in the final thing, they put up my answer first, and if they put your answer first, then they think it's the weakest one. Cohen must have cheated, because he had everyone shouting,

boot group. How did he do that? That's questionable. We all went out, they all cheated for us. Cohen came out, boot, group, group. He must have gotten out like, whoa, you guys were busy doing something back stage. No the suspect right now

Maybe they're just going who who who who who may be doing that they have the guy who who do like jokes and like warm up The crowd before you guys come out maybe Colton knew the guy and ask that new to his way funnier Nus I don't know who please when we yeah when we went when I was there for our showing I was like man that guy's really funny and he was like talking about nothing Yeah killing people about his experience. Yeah, I went to Starbucks earlier, waiting to line for a drink. And everyone was like cracking up, and I was like, this guy's just talking about his, his, his, his,

his way to got coffee and people are fucking rolling in the aisle. You're wearing a blast. Yeah, the energy in places like that is a lot of fun. Like that, that audience is just, they were great. Yeah, fives you up. It does. Anytime you say joking, there's like 80 people laughing like I can use this shit If you're feeling tired and then you go out and do something like that you won't be tired

For the duration of the filming are they told like to laugh it up a little bit for everything Sure, there's always talk shows they do that a lot. There's always part of that not a joke Well, there was no like there was no like there's no there's no that dude with the headset raising his arms like that There's none of that no applause sign or laughter sign. There was I didn't see it I'm not aware of that part. What do you think is the most you've ever laughed when Cara said that the back to the future car Goes more through time that was probably the hardest ever I don't see the footage of that because it might be the hardest I've ever laughed at this company for sure Hmm. I laugh for a good 15 20 minutes. I I feel like, just like, couldn't catch my breath,

couldn't stop laughing. You couldn't write that joke. What? What? There was also, I read a story recently about a dude who discovered prostate masturbation on Reddit. And the way he wrote this thing, just I laughed on fucking controllable the whole time.

And everybody in the comments was like talking about how fucking funny the guy was at writing. I want to read you the first paragraph. Yeah. I'm the first paragraph. What is prostate master-based? What is that basically? You just figure it out.

Let's let, let, let. Let's make you laugh a little bit. I'm gonna get this to wipe it up. Get it? What's up? What did you laugh the hard to get it? You want a little bit of it. I'm getting this to wipe it up. What did you love the hard to set? In my life? Yeah. I can't even think of it.

I feel like I've laughed. You have like a laugh ceiling. And you hit that ceiling a few times. When I started to look for this, it auto completed for me. So that's a good sign. Tyler, your pancakes are ready. Would you like any syrup? No, I'm okay.

You just get any. What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm a pretty like, you're just a syrup. I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just a syrup. I'm just like, I'm just a syrup. I'm just like, I'm just a syrup. For dry pancakes? Even maple syrup?

I'll take it. Okay. Good boy. Luckily, here. Okay. I don't see any Canadian part of maple syrup more. This is the title. This is I-23-Mail, just discovered,

prostate stimulation. This was on best of, then I found it. And I prefer to sex with my girlfriend, like, by a lot, help, question mark. Then there's this thing. First, starting for the way I wrote this, writing in this way, helps me because I'm really embarrassed by all of this.

And it was the only way I convinced myself that I could post it even anonymously. So just bear with me, okay? This starts in a stupid embarrassing way. I'm 23, but my doctor's side, he wants to do a prostate exam during my physical, which requires him to stick his finger up my butt. Now, quick question.

Isn't that like 20 years too early? Yeah, I was about to say 23. Maybe he has a family history of it. Okay, so, He's a shitting blood. Okay, so he pushes in and it's the first time anyone's ever been in there, like ever. And two things happen within three seconds.

I get idiotically you could bend a steel bar around my dick, stupid heart, and I groan involuntarily and explosively I get idiotically you could bend a steel bar around my dick stupid hard and I groan involuntarily and explosively and horrifically My doctor laughed his ass off. I mean he laughed and told me it was okay Really he says it's pretty common he says, but his face tells me not So then it goes on to talk about like it's a big long goes on to talk about his adventure of like how he explores that. And he's just like, I don't know what to do with my soul at this point. You got to put this in the linked up. I got to read this.

So if you look up Reddit, prostate, drumstick. You'll find it for drumstick. He goes and buys a drumstick and a music store I was gonna ask my next question I was like how does he reach it like isn't it well I don't know why I'm asking you about the prostate how high up is that thing oh What are you asking me? He's using his finger so I think not that not the high up Yeah, the doctor is but the guy I don't know I don't know

Can you imagine he sexually aroused during a medical procedure I was imagining like an instant erection must have hurt so much Like if you had to touch your in prostate? What would you go for with just like daily object? What day of the week is it? Is it the weekend? What you can't reach on your own with your finger you might be able to you can get that angle What would you go for? Why would you do what you'd be doing this?

I just don't understand. You're curious. Hey, me, what are those? If you're curious? Okay, like not for a medical purpose, but for a case. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I talk to him when like, go and get a spoon from the cutlery draw and shove it up your arm. Trump stick.

From the music store. Both the handle of a spoon, not... Yeah, I'm not the scooping it. I know, he meant the big part of it. Where's the rest of the mix? It's empty. Okay, I saw another one. You don't have no waters.

You know that TV show how it's made? What kind of a candy? Did somebody make a candy? I saw how it's made recently, where they made drumsticks. And I thought they just let me mill it down. Yeah, this would be the most boring thing in the world. Very long-added.

But there's things I didn't think about. They have to then sort them by weight because of the different densities of wood So that like they're balanced with each other. It's like oh, I never would have thought about that Yeah, everything's so cool. That's a great show Yeah, it'll take like the most mundane thing and then like a rather love for washing up is fascinating too I love all the food stuff like you just see like giant, two giant vats of food that come together and make one other type of food. That should create a lot of gifts, just like satisfying gifts of like

machining, machining making stuff. Machining machinery. Machining machinery. You have another stroke? Machino. What's a machino front? It's from Simgolf. Wow, look at you.

Machino, that's how they say hello. Machino. The first time I met someone from Maxis, they said that they had worked on SimGolf. So I said, Michino, like that, like a hello, and they were like, wow, he was impressed. He's like, I don't think anybody played that game. He was so happy.

Oh, that's awesome. That I knew that game. Was it Maxis or was it this Maxis? What was the group that made Sim Ant and all the Sim Tower? Wasn't that also Maxis? Was it Maxis? Yeah. It was about to knock off shit. Speaking of Sim Ant. Oh, the Sim Tower. Wasn't that also Maxis? Was it Maxis? Yeah. It was about to knock off shit.

Speaking of Sim Ant. Oh right. We didn't talk about that. Ant Simulator game. I guess one of the developers less, or was he one of the developers? No, he quit. Yeah, he's like the main developer I believe.

That's just Sim Antis. The main programmer. Because the people running. It was a crowdfunded game. The people running the company that was making this crowdfunded game. His business partners supposedly wasted all the money on was it booze and strippers.

Strippers, booze strippers. Yeah. They'd say hookers, but he said strippers. And they wasted all the money on that. So they couldn't make the game, they crowdfunded. Hookers. Hookers are more expensive than strippers. I would think so.

A good hooker. Depends, you talk about value, we talk about just raw dollars. Like money at the time. Right? You get like a bulk time just kind of like money to time Right, yeah, you got like a Bulk time just kind of no stripper would be a stripper's way more expensive I think that a hooker would be how much is a typical lock dance Bernie 20 20 dollars for a song and they usually short in the songs too Everywhere is like like a consistent I'm pretty sure 20 bucks is going right?

I'm pretty good Firm how do you want to get this off your best? Yeah, who's this for me? I know how does he know? Well Barbara made another one for herself before we made any for you guys for? Me. How does he know? Well, Barbara made another one for herself before we made any for you guys. Sorry about that. How does he know the price? No one asked. Why wouldn't he?

He's probably been. He's an adult. So, if you went an hour, there'd be two... This is a math on this. Okay, so 60 divided by three-minute songs. That's 20 songs. Got 20 lap dances, at 20 bones a piece. That's 400 bucks, right?

Mm-hmm. Yes. Look at the choice of words, Burns. Thanks, buddy. And 400 bucks. Do you think I'm going to hook across $400 an hour? I'm going to hook a price. Why are you cutting to me? I don't know.

Can we get a price check on people saying yes very quickly? For a bunch for an hour? Oh, yeah. Yeah. What? Well, it's also like what depends what you want her to do. So who in the control room is how to hook a?

Yeah, who answered that the fastest? Someone was really, they're raising hands. I heard the photography and video for one. You did photography and video for a hooker? Yeah, for a website that I've dated. Get on the sidebar. Get over there. Get over there.

We need to talk about this. I want to talk to you about this. That's all your fault. By the way, you're ruining Pancake Tuesday with this story. Just say no. This is a family podcast. I do feel an obligation to be a little more family friendly in the weeks around when amazing race is coming out because that's a way more family friendly show.

It's one of the reasons and I'm not saying that because I feel like an obligation to like I'm scared to be my normal self. I'm just saying it's like I like an obligation to like, like I'm scared to be my normal self, I'm just saying it's like I relied on them being a family friendly show. That's one of the reasons why I agreed to do the show. Now, Ashton, I would watch episodes of it. And in one episode, they literally blurred the nudity on a statue in a public park.

They did, they blurred the nudity. That's how family friendly the show is. Which gives me comfort knowing that if something like my pants fall off, you know, we're in the middle of Alaska or something and my pants fall off, they're not going to like take advantage of it. So, what's the problem to have to worry about? Dude, listen, when they're filming you 24 hours a day, something's going to go wrong. Yeah, you're going to take flopping around on CBS.

Is it a little bit of a coach? Before we cut to the side card, do we have the Apple TV? Can you all cut to that? Is that available? I don't know why I can see it. Also, we got a different party. Fuck.

Wow. DFW. That's the same pot. Ashley, Mario, what do you want in pancakes? Surprise. Surprise me. Oh, peanut butter chips. Peanut butter chips.

Anything else, Merle? Lady after my own hook, they're Merle. That was also a picture I saw of a guy who printed out a picture of pancakes. You see that one? You printed it out of the picture? Yeah, it was his computer with a picture of pancakes. That's the LAN pancake party. Should we find out about this hooker?

Let's find out about the hooker. Alright, say hello. First of all, introduce everybody to you. Tell us your name and what you do at Ruchertieth. Alright, I'm Nick, I'm a production assistant. I set up the sats and run the cameras and everything. Okay. Hello, Nick. Hey, a production assistant. I set up the sats and run the cameras and everything. Hello Nick. Hey, how you doing?

How you doing? So tell us about all your experience with hookers. All right. So let's start this from the beginning. She was an escort, not a hooker. What's the difference between an escort? I think there's a difference. The difference is the hooker, you'll find on the street in Vegas, right?

An escort, you actually have to seek them out on through the web or Craigslist or whatever. What is the back pages? Or wherever you do this. So it is. Well, there's nothing you know. It's like the back pages are Craigslist. It's not Craigslist.

It's worse than Craigslist. It's the back pages. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, read it. Yeah. Yeah. So I did photography and video for website to update it. And yeah, they charge a lot more in $500 an hour.

Do you remember how much it was? What was 500 bucks an hour? How much did you charge an hour? It depends. She was a high end hooker. No, no, she was an escort. Of course, a high end escort. That's what a high end hooker is, an escort.

What is that? It is. But so. So let me ask you this. So an escort here is like, it's two adults they go out on a date together, right? Correct. And then whatever happens is has nothing to do with the money.

It's just consenting adults making their own decisions. Exactly. Is that the defense? That's the exact, yeah. Is that on your website? It actually, if you go to an escort's website, they actually are legally, what do you mean if? Well, you know, when you go to an escort's website,

does the price go down as time goes on no What does that mean like so so the way it happens? Is it like a flight like if you buy it the day before it's more expensive? But you like looking in advance. It's a little cheaper The way I understand it is you go only if you go on and it is exactly what Bernie said Which is kind of disturbing that you know this actually but it is exactly how he said that it's two adults going in meeting and anything beyond a date is between two consenting adults. So theoretically, a dude could go out with her, be like 800 bucks in after an hour and then

get turned down. For her, it's a little different with her. I can't speak for all escorts because I just know her. Yeah, you wouldn't want to do that. You wouldn't want to speak the whole industry because that would just be ridiculous. For her, it was a good she would meet with somebody. It's typically over dinner. You go and meet. They would bring an envelope with cash. How much does a pre-arranged, pre-determined amount. I think it was for her, it was like $500 for an hour to meet. That was to meet.

To meet. And then after that, it's a different price. To meet with you, right? Pre-arranged price. Sorry, good. So it was, you go and you meet, they have the cash. If she determines that she doesn't like the person, say, you know she's just not feeling the vibe it's creepy whatever she can at that point

decide that she's gonna opt out of this any further and and go about her way and he'll go his way or they can take the money no if she goes her own way she leaves the money why no trans why leave the money if the money's not for any. Okay, go ahead. Sorry. I'm interrupting you before.

Yeah, she said your legal activity is still. Which she told me because I asked her about this. I was very interested. But what she told me is that she knows within the first 10 minutes if it's going to go anywhere and if it's not going to go anywhere, then she's out and she's not going to take your money. Barbara, that's, you're not going to compare it to a she's working, but women know like right away, right?

You know if a dude's like worth your time. If you want 10 minutes, yeah, you're going to see you to a tissue worker, but women know like right away, right? You know if a dude's like worth your time. If you want ten minutes. Yeah, you're gonna see with a dude It's like how quickly is that decision made? Instantly. Have you ever come around on someone? Have you ever been like? But then like Leah you've been like you know what yeah, I'll give him some And if that did happen has it happened not influenced by alcohol? Have you let me issue the same question then so we're not singling Barbara out here Gavin Have you ever come around on anybody or on someone?

No, I feel like I've always been like that person I would I guess it would yeah, you know like instantaneously Yeah, hey kids, I'm a grab my real pancake you subculture. Thank you for clarifying. Thank you about how hookers I think the moment you have a conversation with someone, you subconsciously sought them into a yes or no column. I wanna- Sounds awful. Actually. I think that's just very true.

I wanna refute- Sounds very gav-nish. Something that someone's on Twitter saying. Who is this? So forri says that- For the record, prostitution isn't legal here in Las Vegas, so no, you wouldn't find one on the streets. That's true. That's how that works. Prostitution isn't legal here in Las Vegas, so no you wouldn't find one on the streets That's true. No, that's how that works

prostitution isn't legal and you Legal in Nevada right, but it has to be like at a like at a brothel Well, it's the thing is like in Austin prostitutions illegal in Austin But you go up to run burger you're gonna find a fucking prostitute. That's very true. That's exactly why I went around the street That's not how that works. That's exactly right Can't the marshmallow stuff for actually run Find ourselves in fun bring five hundred dollars at least you know runberg Huh, how do you know runberg? Because that's where the police are always doing That's not how that works. That's exactly right. That's exactly right. Can I get the marshmallow stuff for Ashley? Can I get the marshmallow stuff for Ashley? Can I get the marshmallow stuff for Ashley? Can I get the marshmallow stuff for Ashley? Can I get the marshmallow stuff for Ashley?

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Can I get the marshmallow stuff for Ashley? Can I get the marshmallow stuff for Ashley? Can I get the marshmallow stuff for Ashley? Can I get the marshmallow stuff for Ashley? Can I get the marshmallow stuff for Ashley? Can I get the marshmallow stuff for Ashley? Can I get the marshmallow stuff for Ashley? Can I get the world where prostitution is legal I don't see why it's hard. You've been to Germany. We've been to the Netherlands. Yeah, seems like you kept society didn't fall apart They were loads of why we were in the red light district Yeah, because we were in the place where all the hookers hang out specifically I feel like walking down the streets in the red light district. You were just walked by saying no No, thanks. No because it be people going Yeah, lady crack it you want heroin. It's just like everything that was illegal on one street. I'm good I'm good. I'm good. There we do it's like cocoa cocoa. Yeah, it's like X that's X that's you know

Give me pills and coke in the middle of the street do not wave cocaine and ecstasy at me do not what are they are they don't get on me Just come up to you. Hey buddy. What is? Look like whatever just another dude standing in the street. And we didn't get hookers but Gavin, what did we go do? Look to them. We got pancakes. Oh, that's exactly what we did in the Netherlands. I went to Stoof. Was it a barter stoof?

We went to barter stoof and then we went to you with us when we went to the Anne Frank House, right? You really sure holding that and you didn't tell Ashleigh that our pancakes. No, I'm about to say, Ashleigh, Ashley got your pancake. Tyler, you want to take it? Thanks, man. Covered in your special card. Tell her about her about the party didn't invite her to when you're doing that

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Just go do it. I ready step. 12% of women ordered themselves flowers for Valentine's Day for themselves. If they're single. Really? I'll do that. You would order yourself flowers.

You're having flowers? Yeah. You said you need to be doing that. No shaming that? No. Yeah, you think it'd be single this year, by more than $4,000 on your face? Oh, she's having a flowers. Yeah. You're gonna be doing that. No, shaming that. No. Yeah, you think it'd be single this year, but you're more than $4,000 on your face?

She's a good look, Gavin. She's a hair stylist. On a scale of 1 to 10, how important is Valentine's Day and like your boyfriend planning Valentine's Day? Like, making sure that, like, where does it fall with a birthday? A pin in your heart. What's it like, your birthday?

You're gonna be very low maintenance. Um, zero. Yeah. You don't give you shit. I mean, mean it'd be like it's nice if I maybe get flowers or like whatever Chocolate's pro flowers talk on code to you. Yeah, exactly maybe a combo of both But no, it's definitely not necessary Well, you get it how important is planning Valentine's day to you? For me or for a girlfriend what do you mean? I mean for you, I'm asking you. Like, it doesn't even register with you?

No, I wouldn't even notice that I don't care about any of that. I don't like gifts. You don't like gifts. No, it puts pressure on the other person. I love gifts. And then I have to like. But that just means you don't like someone else giving you gifts. It's not that you don't like gifts.

Well, I don't like giving gifts. Like, if you received a gift anonymously and you never found out who gave it to you, would you like that gift or you'd say? Oh yeah, we get that all the time with that never found out who gave it to you. Would you like that gift or are you going to? Yeah, we get that all the time with that. Yeah, I can relate to that. I'm kind of a weirdo.

If someone gives me a gift, I don't like having to open it in front of them. Yeah. I would rather take it into a dark room and open it there. I have so much crap because they did that shenanigans where they filled my office with a bunch of stuff. And all the comments like Gavin doesn't open any of the gifts that fans give him because it was like a bunch of stuff. And all the comments like, Gavin doesn't open any of the gifts that fans give him because it was like a bunch of stuff in boxes. None of that was mine.

Like that was all the stuff that was under the fan art wall in the old office. So blueberries were coming. It was just like left behind with all my stuff. And they just assumed it was like all my crap that I didn't open. Well, you know what I actually had to, there's a new speech. I open everything that I get.

And like there's tons of stuff in my desk that's like Gavin is absolutely gonna open every gift He gets given the one thing that the people were right about is that there is a picture There's a picture of me on my desk and someone sent it to me in a frame and said please sign this and send it back But I got it around the time that we switched offices and I lost the note But I got it around the time that we switched offices and I lost the note with the return to that's I've just got it on my desk now, but I actually thought that was pretty funny like to keep a picture of myself on my desk. Well the guys, the guys in Ireland who gave me the picture of them, the one guy signed it like to my biggest fan Bernie, and I kept it on here.

Yeah, I kept it on the set, sorry behind me over here. Like one of the things that they shoved in my office was like a shoe. Anybody else's pancake from like two offices ago? Lane Patrick said he wanted some. This is Patrick's. Patrick's right there. Patrick's coming out What what is my next one coming up? Blaine you want a pancake here? Do you want a forth?

You got blueberry well blueberries in it when you cook it around top of it when you're done Okay, oh your friends Patrick. I'm gonna put it out here. See if people have to see you. Haha. There's a hand. Hey Gina fork We're talking about gifts. Yeah, I have a ton of pictures of myself on my desk. Do you really? He does. He does a really weird thing too, where Gus hangs photos of himself, but they're usually photos that somebody else gives to him.

So it's like us on the podcast panel at RTX a few years ago, Gavin. And he takes post notes and he covers the faces of everyone else in the photo, except for himself. I did that with the banner I've got in my office, where it was like from the New York event where I got caked in paint, paint that we couldn't get in. Dude, I was worried about you. Yeah, they basically sent us the banner that was hanging in the big van me up area and I put it up in my office and I put a poster over the dance page.

Blaine, did you want the blueberries inside of it or on top of it when you're done? There's better do on top of it. Anybody else's pancake? What would you want in the back? I think inside. Blueberry? Afterwards. It got it. Easy.

Make it easy on me. Oh, there's the photo. We were just talking about that. Oh, there he is. I'm his biggest fan. I like it to the bottom of the light display. So we introduced a new feature on the website, Ruchitj.com, this week, and I wanted to test it out. We introduced questions. So it's website, RRUSHERGET.com, this week, and I wanted to test it out.

We introduced questions. So, it's like where people can post a question, you can go through select the questions you want to answer, kind of like an ongoing AMA. I've thought about 10 or so. It really helps if you tell people when you're going to do it, and then stop. Like, we need a way to start and stop it, but we're still figuring out the feature. So, it's trying that I had to review something that I don't think I've ever talked about on the podcast before, but I feel like people should know, and I've been trying to figure out a way to bring it up

I've said before I don't eat Home-baked stuff when people bring it to us like conventions like if they hand me a plate of home-baked cookies I'm like this is very nice if you thank you, but then I don't eat it like it just like I just don't know Mm-hmm. I mean I appreciate everybody in the effort they go through but I'm just not gonna eat random food That's something like they walk up a hand in me a sandwich. I wouldn't eat the sandwich, you know what I mean? You'd be appreciative of the sandwich as an act and as a gesture, right? But you wouldn't wanna put the sandwich in your body.

That's like a box of girls, girl cookies? Sure, you know, something like that. Something that's packaged and I can open it or whatever. That's just maybe that I'm weird that way. But the other thing like that is, and Gus, I don't know if you're the same way, people all the time want to, maybe me in particular, they want to share work with me,

like, because they're looking for a job or something. So they hand me USB drives. I will never, ever plug a USB drive into my computer that I don't know where it came from. Well, because it might have like, virus or... I don't know. I'm trying to software stuff.

Now, you literally don't know. I just have too much sensitive information on a computer. I just wouldn't plug a USB drive in it. So I'm always thankful, but then I ask them to send me a link to somewhere online. So you're not the waste of USB drive, it's what I'm getting at. You can just put it online and send me a link. I'll look at it that way. You'll download all their monitoring software and viruses remotely.

Exactly. One guy get calling me and asking me on Twitter asking for it back. He wanted me to send it back and it's like, really? I don't know. I didn't even know what happened. I sent him ten bucks. Did you lose it? I got a skateboard one and one so I gave it a Jeff. So, you can skateboard. You can only need your skateboard. You can put your hands on it. What's a tech deck? Like a fingerboard. Oh yeah, it's exactly like that.

But it was a good pull one and off and it was USB drive. That's neat. It was okay. I didn't change my life. I'm not a fan of like all those the weird novelty USB drives Like you always see like that's dumb ones like yeah dogs that look like they're humping your computer Yeah, I do like the one that's a little mini fan though they plug in it like actually give you air is a USB driver It's just a USB fan that's just a USB fan some of my just be a fan. I'm just being a thing Well if it doesn't have storage, he's not interested. We're talking about Storage devices not about fans. I got a real stupid problem at home,

which is making me, I'm very impatient now with things and it's like, I will give up on stuff very quickly. Why is this? I don't know. I've had my fill. Like, I'm just about done with my iPhone. I'm just like, I just, it just frustrates me on a daily basis and I'm just like, I can't be bothered.

Well, I met you at the airport the other day. Was it in the morning? I feel like it was. And you ordered it 29%. Yep, on just my phone, it's probably now like, probably like 30% I've very charged it once today. Do you have a little pump? Charge a case?

No, he does though. Gus does. And this thing pissed me off this weekend. And that's on a plus, that thing is mostly battery. It? It was in my pocket. It was in like a jacket pocket I had, my leather jacket, and I pulled it out, and as I pulled it out, it rubbed up against like one of the buttons,

and it tore out huge chunks of the case. Oh God! It just touched a button essentially, and it fucking ripped out this giant chunk in the side. So how does this, I, and that was a hundred dollars. Yeah, the hundred dollars and it's all in the park. That sucks, there's a battery case. Because I pulled it out of my fucking pocket.

Thanks Apple. The problem I have now though, and this is probably the most first world problem of all time. Can I play a kick? I can go play. I'm going. Yeah. Come on in.

Here boy. Hi, Blaine. Hi, Blaine. Hi. Spets of town with you this week. Yeah, we did. Why Blaine? What was that? What was that? W Hi. Spent some time with you this week. Yeah, we did. Why Blaine? What was that?

What was that? Wink. Spent some time with you. Yeah, you did. What's your biggest problem? So, I moved into a new place in the summer of last year and just about used your hands up from that direction. And the way in the living room, the way the TV is out of it's really very cool is that it's like flush with the wall. Okay. The TV is in the living room, the way the TV is set up, it's really very cool, is that

it's like flush with the wall. Okay? The TV is in the wall. It's in the wall. It's flush with it. It's really cool. Like it's cut out and then almost like that. Yeah.

Almost. Well, yeah. No, he's when I walked in or anything like that. But also then there's like a part of that like wall setup. It's like a wood wall and there's like a wood thing that wall setup. It's like a wood wall, and there's like a wood thing where you put all the components in it. But then it's like hidden behind that like wooden paneling. That wooden paneling apparently is more than enough

to block an Xbox one controller signal. Really? It's so fucking aggravating. It is so unbelievably aggravating. It's like, unless you've got a direct line of sight between the controller and the Xbox, it just like, and it works like 99% of the time, but like it's my adjust cause three last night,

it must have disconnected once every four minutes. And it disconnects and blinks and it goes, reconnect your controller, hit A. And it's like, yeah, it was basically enough to just like constantly be in an only way. So I just put my controller down and just walked away. It's like, and I'm like, that's like, what just cause is still running to this day.

It is. And Rico is still never brought freedom to the island. But it's been like that for like six months. And it's just like, I've even like run a cord through the wall and out. So now I can plug in USB there, but I'm just like, this sucks. All right. It sucks. And it's like, there's all this stuff.

But like the whole supposedly the connect can also act as a controller sensor, but that doesn't work. So connects right there at the bottom of the TV. Well, that's an infrared sensor there. What does that mean? Sorry, I'm saying it once for podcast. For the remote. Yeah, I can't believe that piece of wood blocks the RF signal from the controller.

It's horrible. It's horrible. It's horrible. I don't know. I don't think it's blue, too. It might be a combination of where the Xbox it's actually Behind the TV so it's going through the TV to get to the Xbox and it's like I think that might be it I don't know but it doesn't

Be crazy try to be crazy and it's like probably nobody's gonna care about it. They shouldn't care about it But I'm just like I don't play Xbox because of it people may have solutions. You know what? I would love it if there was a way to like boost the signal of the Xbox controller, I would be so happy. Or like a signal repeater. Or just like a like a USB thing that can bring down put at the base of the TV. Exactly. Signal repeater. There you go.

Why don't you just put the Xbox in the room? Well like on your lap or something. You get on my lap of a table. Literally what I'd have to do. I'd have to put it my lap. That's what I'd have to do. What's that on the floor? What's stopping me from moving the on the floor. What's up?

I need to move the entire Xbox somewhere really close and then cabling long. I'm literally, Gavin, the distance between me and the TV is medium. And the Xbox is on the other side of it. That's the distance. There's nowhere closer on the room. Closer would be in the room on the floor. That would be it. What? On the distance. There's nowhere closer on the room. In closer would be in the room on the floor.

That would be a wall. A wall? A wall? You can't see it. It doesn't make any sense. What you're saying is like you're talking like crazy person. Talking like crazy person. Talking like crazy person.

Actually, no, so I'm talking about. Do you have a picture? Show back me up. Yeah, here we go. Control the work. What? Do you have a PS4 as well? I do.

Does that work through the thing? I haven't bugged in. Yeah, I don't know. I never play PS4. I want to play, I don't play new video games. I'm playing just cause three for God's sake. That game's like eight months old at this point. Can you for the love of God get another pancake going? Oh, what do you need? I just the same like shot the chip. You're also playing on next box one instead of PC. Just go three. Yeah, I'm playing on PC. It's so good. Yeah. I watch Jeremy. There's tons

of frame rate issues on console. Jeremy getting, sometimes it was less than one frame a second. Yeah. It was like a slide show. I'm not, I don't know what you're talking about. Haven't had any problems with it. Have they patched it? I don't know. Jeremy's a dream come true.

I watch Jeremy play it also. It looked, it looked unplayable. I you know what, you know what it was looked unplayable? It was watching JD play XCOM 2 and the frame rate on XCOM 2 was shitty. I'm like, how is it turn-based game? I see people complaining about that and I've seen videos about that but I have not had any frame rate issues.

Yeah, we did it last play. Yeah, I found myself, I had to be really careful. I started playing XCOM 2. I finished the witness, like my goal was to finish the witness that where I could start playing XCOM 2. Finish the witness this week. Top of the chips. And you finished the witness, congratulations.

And then you're smart man. I can start playing X-Com2. Finish the witness this week. Tom and Chips. And you finish the witness, congratulations. And then you're smart man. I immediately started playing X-Com2 and I found myself sitting on the floor again. No, go, go, go. I know it's like, I did it for like 10 minutes. It's like wait, stop, stop. Why would you even start up? I know that I know what the end result of this one.

It is just you and I, it's too bad to be on the couch. It's just, it's easy. It's convenient, put it still on the floor. You know it also can be your couch. Hey, let's have some design for sitting you want crumbs some of those crumbs yet So I corrected it and uh the witness is fun It's fun until you solve a puzzle and then you're like oh that was a guess how did I do that and then you have to figure out That's what's the mechanic that happened to be one time and I was like I'm fucked

I'm never gonna figure that out. Well you can go and do it again typically you can just keep doing it like trying to learn But I had to figure out what it was. Yeah, so that's what I'm Well, you can go and do it again typically. You can just keep doing it and like, trying to learn. But I had to figure out what it was. Yeah, so that's what I interpreted. I'm up in some sort of tree house, oh, at the moment, where you do the shapes. God. The shapes, the ones where you're going to plan all the shapes in your head

and then draw a line that like contains all of them with landing on the symbols, I hate that. You sound like two people in an insane asylum having a conversation right now. Have you not played the witness? Like everything you said made no sense and Gus got, uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah, I know what I can talk about. I gave him a location and the puzzle.

How far along are you in that game? You know when the shapes are in your head. I've only lit up like two beams into the middle. How many is it? Six. Do you really want to know? I was at no six. I'm just happy I finally won a Gavin conversation, Gus. Where, we try to get Gavin to explain something? There's been a lot of compilations on me saying, I was in nothing. I'm just happy I finally won a Gavin conversation, Gus.

Where, we try to get Gavin to explain something? There's been a lot of compilations on me saying, what does that mean? What did I say to the podcast? I used to say go on, but now I say what does that mean? That's my way of making sure someone continues to talk. It's a damn you. Which 50% of the time makes sense,

but sometimes you say what does that mean on a sentence like my favorite color is green? What does that mean? So, I just want you to talk green. Was that mean? So. I just want you to talk more. That's all it is. I just want you to keep talking because I want to hear the full explanation

of what you're going to say. You saw the compilation video? I did. And it was relentless. You say it was relentless. A lot. So, oh, so usually I do that. What happened is, and this is like,

show Tuesday or Pancake Tuesday, is we will then Gavin's talking out his ass and there's nobody's talking about. So we make him explain it more. And then probably 95% of the time, Gavin is right. He just can't explain it. I don't know about that. I think we just, like,

can't, he's explaining truth to you. He's there. So this is the day before I should Wednesday. What? He's good at explaining shit for the most part. I think everyone's got to try to explain the British school system was, that's been my favorite favorite like because people have been doing all sorts of videos Based on that I have been laughing so hard. My favorite part was when Patrick

Pulled off whoever was in there pulled up that graphic of everything that I just talked about and it was all the exact same stuff I just said it was unreadable garbage I believe you yeah your school your school is unnecessarily complicated on how much time we got here? How are we looking? Another 40 minutes or so? Good, baby. Is it more pancake? Is anybody, are you making that for someone already?

That one's going to GAVO, but I will make a pancake for anybody who wants one. All right, there we go. Control room. The first pancake clock has to be over to Gavin Derby to fit a whole pancake inside my mouth. Was that the first one? Yeah, that was the first one. I think we should do that. I think we should do that. I think we should do that.

I think we should do that. I think both of us should try to do that. Hey, can somebody else check Twitter for our hashtag RTPodcast? I cannot do it. I'll check. I'm going to read this. Can you check it?

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Turn on Xbox Xbox, turn off. Yes. Xbox, yes. Oh, that's the worst. They're gone now. All those, our views just drop significantly. We should, we should look at the metrics and see. We lost at that exact moment. So I've had this thing now where any time in a Let's Play someone says,

are you serious? Siri starts thinking that we're talking to it. Oh, really? And then it would start transcribing like the time in a Let's Play someone says are you serious? Siri starts thinking that we're talking to it. Oh really? And then it would start transcribing like the next minute of Let's Play. Well that's why your battery's going down because you have a Siri turned on as well. Is that drain it? Oh god yeah, cause it's listening to the microphone. It's like the constantly listening and using the phone.

Yeah, that drains your battery. Isn't it doing that anyway? It's shocking. No, it's not easy people. The NSA. Oh, they can turn that on. There was that story we talked about years ago. It was like 2001, I think.

And when before people even gave a shit about privacy. Right, and before a smart phone's even existed, I think it was still like shitty flip phones. The federal government was working on a case. No, they had. It was in a case that they used it against some mob guys. Yeah, they were pursuing a case against the mafia and the mobsters would go into meetings

and turn their phones off and the federal government could still remotely activate the microphone on their phones, even though the phones were off and in their pockets. And you have a problem with that? That's crazy, that's possible. You wanna, I was just thinking about this other day. Pretty much everywhere you go at this point in time,

everyone is outnumbered by cameras, everywhere you are at all points in time. There are more cameras than people everywhere you go. Like us sitting here, there's one, two, three, four, five cameras, that's weird because it's a studio, but we each also have two cameras on us Two yeah, yeah, I mentioned the most in a back camera on your phone If you added up all the cameras in the world and what they're looking at the inside of pockets

It's probably like the top subject it probably is currently being filmed right now by cameras or in a bathroom Do you ever think about that when you're like looking your phone that it's looking back at you all the time Well, I really you think about that a lot? I look at that fucking camera all the time. We got a buddy of ours who, he has like, stickers over his laptop cameras, and he has one over his front facing camera that's found, he's a little sticker there. That's it.

I don't blame him. What is to use to length to? Oh, you mean just like, what do I use, like what device do I use? I guess I use a phone. So I'm looking right at you when you're looking at it. I use my hand. What's it, yeah at you when you're looking at it. Yeah.

It's my hand. What's it? Yeah, it's my phone. Someone makes a compilation of all the photos of people's trickle-ass. Well, I got on my dot during a prostate exam and then. Just as I, if you're looking at porn and you're rubbing one out. Go ahead.

It probably has the worst angle of you. Yeah, that's probably the least flattering angle of you. I don't know. Yeah, that doesn't make sense. And then you're like, and then you're like, you funny thing is, like, the ribosleep pointer that you're dick while you're doing it. Just in case.

You're probably grunting and stuff. And so once you work through this fantasy, the rest of the way, yeah, I'm gonna hear the whole fucking thing out with you. Hey, who am I making pancakes for? Nick, you have a day. And Nick, what do you want yours? Tom, would you be a butter and banana?

Joe, look at you. Oh, that's exactly what I have. I put the banana in this one or you want banana on top afterwards. Thank you, KTM Castle and Brittany O on Twitter for letting me know I still had a whip cream in my eyebrows. I managed to clean it out. Your address is going to be trim enough. What's this crap still in there? It's been a Gavin did this to me right before the podcast started.

I now taste like spoiled milk. You taste like spoiled milk? You taste like spoiled milk? I smell like spoiled milk all over my mouth because you put it all in my face. You ever... Nope. You would answer barb, never mind. You would answer. Do you ever smell something bad and wonder if it's a smell that you're actually smelling

or smell that's in your nose? I think this is... Never, not one. That's the problem you would have. It's a problem I have and I think it's because of my stinky sneezes. And I think the stink sometimes gets stuck in my sneeze. I still don't understand stinky sneezes. The stink gets stuck in my nostril.

What is that? And then I had a smell it. I had a stinky sneeze one day, that's one day. I was so fucking scared. I thought I had gotten it. Like, and it was gonna follow me around. Do you think it's like long dust? Don't know.

I had been, I had been sneezing a lot that day from like, oh, out. Out. From like allergies and stuff, but, uh, no, I don't know. I got worried. I got worried. What was it?

What did it smell like? These pre-cut bananas are, you know what it was? It was just kind of smell like bad breath. It was what it smelled like. Maybe it was just bad breath. Maybe it was just bad breath. Maybe it was just bad breath. Because when you sneeze, you also spit out your mouth. You also breathe out.

Yeah. Yeah. You. I'm convinced. Mine does not smell like bad breath. I think you're actually going to have a very, very good, not good animal. No problem.

Yeah, it smells like a dead animal. But I feel like recently, I really haven't been having stinky sneezes. It's been a while since it's been like a referral. And your wife did get them, yeah. She got them from you. You're a patient's hero. I really haven't been having stinky sneezes. It's been a while since it's been like a very terrible mark did get them. She got them from you. You're your patient zero.

I don't understand what it is though. Next you know what a sneezes right? Yeah. You know what a bad smell is? You put the two together. But how does it happen? Like what what causes it? I don't know.

So we try to figure this out one time bad. Something died in my sinuses. And 30 years to come. The inside of your nose smells bad to other people. Yes, I Do I think you would I think you're used to like you don't smell your own lungs and nasal Passage is like if I went upside down, so if we don't we 69 noses. Yeah, we dox nostrils and you breathe out and I breathe then It's like that scene inspire man honestly, I don't think my nostrils are compatible with anyone here. Oh god And you breathed out and I breathed in. You want me to do it? No.

It's like that scene in Spider-Man. Honestly, I don't think my nostrils are compatible with anyone here. Oh god. Let's do it. I got a big nose too. If you choose one person's nose, it risks you to smell who would you choose. Gavin. Ashley.

That was easy. She said, who's nose when I want to smell Ashley? Nice and yours. You probably already have. What? She said you. He has to. Would you prefer I smell somebody else's nose? have. What? She said, you. He has to. Would you prefer I smell somebody else's nose?

Okay, she said yes. Why, who would you smell? If you had to smell one nose at Rift G. That was really dexterous. Well, you just did. You just threw a plate up on top of that paper towel roll. All right, Nick, here's your pancake. Who's your nose?

Oh, you can't see Meg. I don't see Meg. Just she's fired. She's not fired. I can't say Meg. Um, guess she's fired. She's not fired. She's not fired. She's not fired. She's not fired. She's not fired.

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Do you think you guys are Ruchu and they said you kiss Gus and I was like my kiss Gus and somebody sent me a video on the Mouss and Gus. Yeah, I was at a panel when he introduced me. I came walkie-out. I just kissed him on the lips And I was shocked to see that. I have no recollection of kissing. Your kiss carry as well. I did. I kissed carry by accident though. It's trying to fake a kiss.

When he was doing the first season Ruby livestream and I walked out and I covered his mouth and went to kiss my hand but then I moved my hand and I like kissed him square on the mouth. You know, the body does with the heart wants Bernie. Yep. Apparently the part wanted to kiss a dude who tasted like hot dogs. Yeah. It's okay.

I like to think that Gus writes about that moment in his journal every night. There was a moment where it's a playing pancake for everyone to play pancake. Back at the days when we were at the the studio on Congress. You ready? You ready? Yeah. Super hot. Ah, it's hot.

Almost got it. Almost got it. Almost got it. I almost got it. Back in the days when we were at the studio on Congress, Jeff and I did an interview with CNN, and we sat on a couch next to each other. And it was a real tight couch, and we were just, you know, real small couch. We were seeing a real bunch of stuff next to each other. At the very end of the interview, we turned and looked at each other and just started

kissing and making out. But they cut like right at the end moment, Like right when we turned it look at each other, it's just like, and the interview's over. You went like full into it. Yeah, we were full into it. Oh, I don't know that. I don't know that. Yeah, because you actually did kissing.

I don't know that you did kissing. Oh yeah. Tongue. Oh yeah. Oh. They cut it out. Yeah. I mean, no.

I'm proud of you. So proud of you guys. You're like a huge germaphobe. Yeah, but it's only Jeff's. I've got hip-sale so. You told Jeff what was it? Would you pay if you could to... In a hour?

Would you watch people that you know bang? No, well, let me think. I was initially saying no. Could you choose? What do you have to trade? Would somebody else have to watch me? I have to pay a pass of tape of me Like for example, how about this? I think we talked about this before how about this okay?

Would you pay To watch so say like Jack and Kay that's but how much like I'm thinking like I'm in my hand I'm like because it's it would be interesting. I would pay like At least ten bucks. It really doesn't even have anything to do with the person doesn't bar. I mean just has to do it like it's just it could be anybody just you know them you're like I think Gavin's just curious How those two would do it? No, not them specifically. It's just like yeah, I'll see just pick it to you style See if Kate enjoys it, you know Interesting Do you think it's just the intrigue of people you know? Fuck you. I think if you were offered anybody, you might think about it for sure.

Your gut levels like no, but you're like, well, like they, no one's gonna know. How much for Gus and Esther? You could literally on, on your TV, you could just buy it. I know just a duck from your account. $8.99? I would buy that. Want to show up on my bill? No, like, a hotel.

You want your unlimited for 24 hours? I feel like that would scar me. Gus and Esther. You would watch it, right? No. You would just, you feel like that would scar me. Gus and I should. You would watch it, right? No. You would just see that on your TV, you'd be like, I've got like,

how much would you pay to not see it then? At least $20. You would watch it. No, I wouldn't. No, it doesn't. Why? Well, I've seen guns. This was my boss for a while.

I've seen Gus and Junk. So that's basically, do I want to like pay to see Esther? And I'd feel like that would be rude to do that. When you know someone on that. Probably didn't see my junk in a good light What if it was like for when measured it in the in the bathroom? That's one podcast bad light bat life fluorescent lighting. It's okay, so you've got on your TV Barbara An Aaron right is 899 add to car or not and such yeah sure why not bumblebee. Yeah, right? Yeah

I pay 99 899 Add to car or not. Aaron's etch. Yeah, sure. Why not? Bumblebee. Yeah, right? Yeah. Yeah. I'll pay you 99. 99. Yeah. I don't think I'd probably would with anybody. Honestly, I honestly would with anybody. I feel like if you're totally normal thing. That's what exactly what I'm saying. I'm sure like if you're at home audience and you just have like two friends in your head,

you would watch it for a tenor, right? Tenor. Ten bucks. Do you think that we're gonna reach a point where like since everyone has cell phones that that's gonna happen that everyone's cell phone is secretly recording video all the time? Also, is this like slowly testing the water in case anyone's put out a sex tape and want to sell it to the Rochelle fans? Are you doing like some kind of marketing? Yeah, it's a price of love, you know. Are you doing like some kind of marketing? It's a price of love, you know.

20 bucks. That's $19.99. Yeah. Yeah, I'd watch pretty much anyone. Why? Why not? Really? Why not? Like, if it's that, why not?

Like, even people who you don't find attractive. Absolutely, yeah. Just like how it works with them. How other people have sex. Do you hear that weird story about Yarmier Yager? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's the, was he like 45 now. He's like played I believe so hockey guy anyway, he ended up sleeping with this 18 year old check Republic

Model and she then took a photo of the two of them in bed together like she took a selfie next to him sleeping With her like literally sleeping in the bed. And then she threatened, I forget how much. The blackmail, I mean. She blackmailed them, I forget how much money it was. It was like $2,000, I think. It was like, or she would post a photo online. And he goes, I don't give a shit post whatever you want.

So she posts a photo. I don't know why she went through with it. And then it turns out she's the girlfriend of like another hockey team's defensive captain. Yeah, she's cheating on someone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What an idiot. And then her is out she's the girlfriend of like another hockey team's defensive captain And it's like yeah, what an idiot is her boyfriend's idol like it's the guy that he looks up to what it that is Fuck up. Isn't that fucked up? Yeah, she's messed up. I think she was trying to blackmail him or something Yeah, but then that's over once you don't get the money So then she posts the photo like a dipshit

She's in it and then ruins her She blackmailed herself. That reminds me of another story that I read on Reddit a couple of weeks ago, where this guy says that he was on some dating site. He didn't say what it was. It was in the today I fucked up subreddit. He said he was on some dating site

and that one day, like some girl contacted him and they were like chatting, then she was like, oh, do you have Skype? Let's go down Skype and they started chatting on Skype. And then she was like, I guess like being really, you know, really seductive, like trying to lure him into having, into getting undressed and like having Skype sex with her. So he said, yeah, you know, he, you did it, you know, you got undressed and she was getting undressed and everything. And that just like partway through all of a sudden, she just like ran up to the computer and stopped it and ended the call.

He's like, well, that's weird. And then she started messaging him and I was like, send me all the money you have right now. I've been recorded everything I know who you are. And I'm gonna post all of this on your wall on Facebook and on all your social media. So he's, it's fucked up.

So he said that he deactivated his Facebook account. He deactivated all the social media. You know, didn't pay them. And it was like, maybe they'll just go away like you said Maybe they won't go through with the threat right they started up a Facebook account with his name Send friend requests to all of his friends and they made all of the profile pictures like screenshots from From that recording oh, that's fucking crazy man. That is really fucked up. That's wrong. I think they asked for I don't remember It was a couple thousand dollars or something Like make a couple thousand dollars doing this?

Hahaha. Did you, it leering dudes into a... On camera sex? What would it take? What would it take for you to do? I'm assuming nobody in this room does that. Well it gets the null bound on camera. Yeah it gets the null bound on camera.

Like you're a big... I just did it in a fucking immersion! You're a big Skype guy Gavin, you had a long just relation with one point. Is there any point in time when you got on like camera naked? Well I never... No I never did that, I never did that. Never did that. I don't trust it to like not to stay secret.

I don't trust that anyway. No way at all. I produced a version of the script that we had from like five years ago, and it was like the C version of the script. So it was a good third draft of like what turned out to be like a six or seven draft script. And I was like, where the fuck did you get this?

Because every time something comes up, you were Gavin like pulls this magic archive out. It's like, I just keep everything. It's like, stuff doesn't go away. It's like, it's hard, it's almost hard for me to get rid of stuff unless something like physically fails. Like a drive fails.

Even then I still get it. When I first started it, and actually I recovered all like eight years of photos for her on She had a hard drive that went I remember that. I remember that. Yeah, when I first started hitting Ashley. When she started hitting her It was the jumper right she recovered fast That was nice. Get on the side car for that one. It was like that one burned out resistor You just had to like cut it or saw it. They're overvolted. It was like apparently there's a capacitor

on the controller board for a hard drive. And if you have too much voltage, which he was coming from Australia with the drive, it overvolted somehow. And it blew it, so instead of like burning out the hard drive with too much voltage, it just burns out that one capacitor. It's like a fuse.

Basically, there's like a fuse on the, yeah. So you just had to clip it out, clip it off altogether, and you have to re-solder anything, just clip it out, remove it entirely, and then it worked fine. It goes from a dead hard drive to a working hard drive by just cutting. By removing something.

Wait a minute. And I still have those tools, like flush cut tools I had to buy to do it. Now remember you came here with it and you were asking, you're like, you know, I'm looking for J15. Is this J15? I was like, it looks like it to me. Good. I thought I was to do it. Now remember you came here with it and you were asking, you're like, you know, I'm looking for J15. Is this J15? I was like, it looks like it to me.

Good. I thought I was like super boyfriend. I was like, look what I did. I saved all your photos for you. Are you happy? She was, oh my God, this is so great. It's like, I'm gonna use B drive. She lost to use B drive.

That's true, right? It's somewhere. I trust it. Could be in a landfill. Anybody else, pancake, anybody? I saw. All right. I saw it behind now. I saw it. I saw it could be an a landfill. Hey, I'm not paying anybody. I saw all right. I saw behind now I saw a stat earlier someone sent sent to me on the social media that

The Boeing 787 the plane generates 40 terabytes of data every hour. It's in the air Why why from like data? Like no from like that is a totally what does that mean moment? Data like no from like that is a totally what does that mean moment? I gave him the look I was waiting for you to say it I guess to explain that Gavin We're just from like measurements and stuff. I guess so yeah and 40 terabytes of data an hour. It's in the air without any media without like recording video How is that possible what makes me surely just GPS and like stats on the plane? I think it's everything like fuel consumption, pressure, hydraulics. Maybe it's got pictures too.

But think about like I flew a 787 from LA to Melbourne. It's like a 14 hour flight of 40 terabytes of data per hour. What is that? 460 terabytes of data for one flight. I feel like that's not true. I believe that came from Seagate's Twitter account. We want. That's it.

Let's see if I can find it. Planeass Pancakes. So do they just offload footage when they offload the luggage? Hey, what's that work? And it might be just like, you might be right. It might be an array of drives that they have to pull. And they put it like a fresh array in. It can't be right. I'm looking it up right now for verification. I see it here.

I put the hand sanitizer down. Yep, Seagate tweeted it. They have an article to go with it. Boeing 787 generates 40 terabytes of data per hour in flight. Let me read the story. Bullshit. To get you further information. It's got a tumbler account just it's just taking selfies the whole way. We block in Tyler Oakley all day See who by the way is an amazing race season 28 along with Ashley and myself and it starts starch Friday at eight o'clock seven central Unless you live in a country outside the US in which I'm saying this just to make you mad because that's the way you'll react Good lord anytime we talk about now anything, it's like US or a TV or anything, it's just like, I might as well just be saying,

hey, do you live in Australia or the UK? Why are you gonna fuck yourself? I promise that's not our attitude, but that's the way people react. They react as though that's the way we're doing it. I went on this like long explanation on Twitter as to why geoblocking even exists. That's how it's therefore,

was that helpful, but it's somebody in their country that bought the fucking rights and is not broadcasting it, or they're probably not able to broadcast it for a certain amount of time, because whatever. But let me tell you something, big US media companies like CBS,

they would be more than happy to sell the rights to a show like the Amazing Race, to, you know, overseas to foreign audiences, they'd be happy to sell those rights and then also broadcast it over the web to those same countries, but that would be a really shitty thing to do. And for obvious reasons, the people in your country

that bought the rights, tell them in the contract to not do that, so they have to block it. CBS is not choosing, or no media company is choosing to block your country out of some vendetta. It's because they're required to do it by the laws of your country. You're more like a YouTuber. You're talking about country stuff. Oh yeah, so YouTube Red, so February 10th, which is coming up.

If you're listening to this podcast, it's today. I guess you have public Wednesday. I just said if you're listening to the podcast, it's today. I guess you have public Wednesday. I just said if you're listening to this podcast, when everyone who's hearing my voice be listening to the podcast, if it's Wednesday and the podcast come out to the public, it is today. Laser team is on YouTube red. And if you're listening here as sponsored, it's February 8th currently and it'll be out in two days.

That's so exciting. And Gus is birthday's coming up. My birthday is coming up. February 22nd. Yep. 21. What? Is that how old you'd be? it'll be out in two days. That's so exciting. And Gus is birthday's coming up. My birthday is coming up. It's going to be a 20 second. Yep. 21. What? Is that how it would you be?

No, fuck no. I would be the most decrepit 21 year old ever. I look like a piece of shit. That will die you turning. 38. So we had to do this thing where one of the hardest things to do with laser team was to orchestrate a theatrical run of the movie and also be able to offer it both digitally at about the same time and then give blue rays out to the people who backed the movie.

That was tough. Basically the way that worked out is we just didn't get a theatrical run. So, but we worked with theaters trying to like work that out. So, we worked it out such that we could do a day in date, which means the same day we could put a digital copy of the movie out there in the same weekend that we did our theatrical run. That's the way we worked it out. But then the tug screenings came up. And those were the week before the theatrical run. Those were special screenings. And the theaters don't care about that, because those are also held in theaters. But we didn't have a way to like digitally offer the movie for download at that time,

because we set the specific date as to when we could do it. So we had to come up with this creative solution of allowing it to be streamed, but not downloaded, because that wasn't explicitly forbidden in our agreements with them. So that was the way we got around it. And that was really tough to navigate. I'm really, I'm really happy we were able to do that.

Uh, chocolate chip, who had chocolate chip? Here, come on, just come walk over here. And then you're not gonna, this is pancake Tuesday. All of, no rules. Hey, we'll expect that. What's that shirt? Oh, that's ours, it's just really faded. Let's say, restitution.

We're just completely faded? Well, you can leave now, but. Why don't we make it? It looks cool, Monofer. If you want another one, you can just go buy it. That's why that was the chewing hand motion Patrick. I don't even know if so. You can get out. All right, so we got a berry.

What was the other one? Strawberry's in banana? All right, you got it. The, here. I'm going to load that up. And then we got a plain ice pancake. There was a very faint woo-hoo. And the other one. Here comes. Well, he's plain ice pancake. How is a very faint woohoo. Here comes, well he's playing that's pancake.

How wild can you eat? All right, now what I want you to do is make a pancake. There you go. For the soul pubs to flipping it onto a plate over here. Sure, you got it. All right, let me read this. Okay. Let's see.

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It'll be soon. What is that, by the way? A couple of weeks. We're a couple weeks out. What do we do with this set? Terragale. There it is. That's a good question.

Bernie Burnett. Blow it up. What should we do with this? Blow it up. Maybe. Could you use it for a set set? Can you blow it up a single-line rise video? Yeah. All right. I'm going to be there. I've never been there when you blow it up a play guys video? Yeah, all right

I'm gonna be there. I've never been there when you shot a slow-mo guys video Well, you are gonna we've done it on a mission before It's not a slow-mo guys video. I've been there when we shot slow-mo. Yeah, page. I'm watching out for the lights on this story Okay, but yeah, you should invite me there. All right, you can do you want to be it? We sure we filmed that Space Invaders immersion in Australia and. And I have a question. Go ahead. Nobody has been able to answer for me. Why did I have to be in my underwear?

We assumed you would like that. Is that literally Gus, when it came up that you were going to play the mothership? I don't even know who was in the room. But I said, will he be naked? And like, everybody just kind of nodded. Like, that was, of course, Gus will be naked. Yeah, I also like how you had a bean here.

Yeah, because of the bean here, you look like a hobo who nicked a bin lid and cut a hole in it. I was walking around all the way there. Hold it in Australia. Then I got a message from Christa Maris that just said, I got a message from Christa Maris that just said, what's your underwear situation like? Get some real good, get some real good high on it.

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It's an old voice match. Yeah, I can't really I don't know if I see who's Hawkeye I feel like you should be like a scientist to create it a superhero maybe no, no, no, I'm totally super hero Gus is not cool enough to be a superhero What's the bravest thing you've ever done in your life the bravest I saved a woman who was drowning one time. Yeah The weird the word Hawkeye though. It sounds like you're gonna you're about to say something else that sounds dirty But isn't like when you say Hawkeye It's like I get to play Hawkeye. It sounds like it could be hot guy

I would I would not be a hot guy. No, but I could be a Hawkeye. What's another word like that? Four candles. Four can't four candles. Does that come up often? Well, what do I mean also? Why do you see it like that? Four candles? That doesn't it's weird like you should be four candles like this should be more of a distinction between the words I'm not like running them together. Oh four candle. Oh, I didn't I thought you were saying four I thought he's four candles I thought you did just the joke. It's that you don't know which one I'm saying. Oh No, are you a writer? Fucking amazing The two runnies.

It's one of the most famous comedy sketches from the two runnies. You know the classic. You're two runnies. You're two runnies. What's the funny? Who the fuck are the two runnies? Two runnies are the best.

They're comedy legends, guess? Where? I assume the UK. Are they the guys who did old Greg? I don't know what that is. You know what I mean? It's a comedy classic. Yeah, old Greg. You never seen that one? Five runnies. You guys not who did old Greg. I don't know what that is. You know, it's a comedy classic. Yeah, old Greg You never seen that one five runnies. You guys know the old Greg. You know old Greg. Don't you know? Oh my god

What's wrong with it? That's a mighty bush. Is that what yeah, muddy bush? God's fuck go watch it. You'll fucking laugh your ass I'll go watch old Greg. I have an idea for it. I then go watch full candles. Oh I think hey, I think one of my favorite videos That was ever online got taken away and I haven't been able to find it. But the guy who made the videos has since come back. He should have. Oh, I know, can I guess?

Go ahead. Is it cross my palm with tuna? Yeah, okay, the cat, the cat is a bad mystic. It's the talking cat. Who's a very bad mystic. That video was taken off the internet and I cannot find a copy of it anywhere. I can't find it. I've been looking for this. It's gone. Why. Yeah, who's a very bad mystic that video was taken off the internet and I cannot find a copy of it Anyway, I can't find it. I've been looking for this. It's gone. Why are we talking about this? Why are we both thinking about this because he recently came back

I think he did a video with guinea pigs talking about pumpkin spice. Oh, right. Have you seen it? Yes, it's clearly that guy to me It's like the style of it is clear that guy and he did the his most famous video is the dog that he teases about food Eating the steak. Yeah, I think he ever went away. I think his channel has always existed No, I think that video disappeared I think he stopped for a really long time and that also that video did go away from what I understand the woman Who owned the cat was upset by the way the cat was portrayed that's not a joke by the way Wow, I think I heard that's actually what happened. That should be a website called internet hole Where it collects no no no, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Bernie, yes. You're a venture capitalist? Got it. You're about to fund a company called internet hole. I got money burning a hole in my pocket. The stock market's down. I need to invest in something. Internet hole is the next big thing in the Bay Area.

What is internet hole? Sounds great. Well, all I know is you have to pay $800 an hour. And it's like, it's like Uber but for whole. You could bend a steel pole around it. Can you talk about that app you were telling me about? What's the app I was telling you about? Buy that guy that you sat next to on the plane.

I don't think I can. I don't know if I can. It's interesting. A guy pitched an idea at me on a plane for an app that he had. I think it's been released. But I don't know if I can. It's interesting. A guy pitched an idea at me on a plane for an app that he had. I think it's been released, but I don't know if I'd be comfortable talking about it. Let me find out and I'll talk about it next time. I would totally invest in that, by the way. Yeah, me too.

I would do it 100%. I would use it. I would do it. This was crazy like app trip. Like we learned about some other apps too. We were just like crazy. Anyway, we'll talk about something else. Actually, we actually want to save something.

We want to save that for a reason. What's internet hole? What is internet hole? So it'd be a lot like what you've had. You've had a video that's gone and you enter into internet hole and the internet finds it wherever it might be and like it re-uploads somewhere else. So I go to find a video, I can't find it,

so I go to internet hole and just let my request into the internet. Yeah, trust us Someone has been like what happened to this video. It's that on internet hole Like would you pay like you're like if anybody can prime give me this video. I'll pay them 20 bucks You know what that's called? That's called the internet what you just described. It's just the internet You just search for something on Google and up it comes that's what that is But what if you don't know what it is like what it's called anybody? We just haven't you ever just looked up. I just just got reddit prostate drumstick I think he means like someone like the bad mystic cat surely someone downloaded it

That's why I'm bringing up on the podcast. Somebody has the bad mystic cat. What is it cat is a bad mystery cat? Is a bad mystic cat is a bad mystic. That's the name of the video. He's a good. Oh, good? Oh, it's so funny. Yeah, it's just talking animal thing people do to talking animal thing I thought of it because your lovely girlfriend Meg tweeted about Success with it the cat talking yeah, that guy's bottom barrel. She shouldn't even she shouldn't even watching that I can hook it up with some really sweet animal talking videos Well, is it the same guy's the one with a dog where it was like one of the treat? That's the guy we're talking about. That's the guy who made the cat Mystic video and that's gonna make it any piece. That guy was huge. It was huge channel. Yeah, and it just went away.

I think even cat was about Mystic. He had millions of views and then just one day was like it was gone. Yeah, catch, catch my tube, or something like that with a K. Yeah, yeah, I just made a couple playing pancakes. I fucked this up Well, I heard someone wanted chocolate chip. You didn't do that here. Give me the chocolate chip I did a few on celebrity monster chef. Well, I'm a professional. I can get this all fixed there we go jamming in and We'll fix this good Go to the peanut butter. There we go. I heard Ashley jokingly, I think, for butterscotch.

Do we really have butterscotch? No, she did ask for butterscotch, but I don't know where that came from. No one gets hurt. Are you putting pancake? Oh, you're going to reseal it? It's a revolutionary technique. I've never seen before. This is the double-pig egg it. Mm-hmm. It's a revolutionary technique. I've never seen this is the double That's a double pig. You know what? That's a mental one. Oh

Sweet, you don't know you're living large now. Oh fuck me You're like Look at that. Oh, that's gonna be good. That's gonna be good. You're gonna like that now and look down So we were talking before about how a stack of full pancakes isn't good because the top put some chocolate chips on there and some you have the chocolate chips. No, no, we're out of them. We can eat the bag. There's the extra chocolate chips. Put some chocolate chips and babe, what else would you want to try?

Babe, babe. Babe, babe, babe. Would you say we're talking about something? So like the top pancake on a stack will take up all the syrup. Just let that stuff up. So what you need is some device. It's the alpha-cache. Like a tube-shaped device that cuts a hole down

or four middle pancakes, right? And you pull syrup in the middle. Like you have like a syrup hole in the middle. Yeah, and it disperses equally. I'm not thinking that. Put some banana out. What did you do? Well, you have to do one thing.

This whole podcast. I like how it's complaining. You have to do one thing. You're the person closest to the bananas. It's what they asked for. Did you hear the incredulous in his voice when I asked him to do that? You know what you should make, Bernie? What?

Come on. Look at that. That's a good pancake. That'll be great. You got so lucky. You should finish your pancake. Start making another one. Ready? Crumble the other pancake. So this is a sandwich cake. Cake sandwich. Hey, sweetie. She also

went to pay my visit. I made you the pancake and Gavin didn't help. Someone did a Google search for cat is a bad mistake and tweeted a saying, I assume it's one of these. If we could find it by typing that in a Google, we would have fucking found it. I never thought to go to Google. I never thought about that. Oh We should search for it. And what was the last one? Just peanut butter. Yeah, all right Gavin right peanut butter on that. Oh Is that reduced fat peanut butter?

Is that reduce fat? No, it's simply. Oh, okay. I have an idea for a pancake. I have it like you okay Go ahead. You have an idea for pancakes. Oh, there's a batter all over the couch. That looks disgusting. Oh, that's horrible. New set, right? New set coming our way. Eventually, a couple of weeks. I hope you're going to listen to criticism on this one, Gus. What?

I kept asking you to buy us a smaller... Oh! Buy us a smaller couch? I have not seen the new set yet, but I hear it has a smaller couch. I have not and he bought us a bigger couch. I have not seen the new set yet, but I hear it has a smaller couch Patrick I trust you I've had it with him. He found this couch. No, this one's we blood blame Patrick for this one I think as well. Well Patrick learns from his mistakes. You don't all right listen here. I've gotten this far Just gonna keep doing it what What do you have a change? What do I ever change?

What do you ever change? Don't ever change, but I think that's perfect. I think that's perfect. Is that your new year's resolution? No, it's my lack of resolution. Exactly. It implies imperfection. I'm checking Rishi podcast. Before we leave, don't forget this weekend is the last episode of Ruby Volume 3

of what has been our most monumental volume to date. It's been fucking nuts. You guys watched the last episode? I was just watching episode one of Volume 1. It's crazy how far that show has come. Not just the way it looks, but like the tone and everything like that. This has been a crazy season.

Don't want to spoil anything, but it's nuts. We're gonna be doing a livestream on Friday, leading up to the next episode of Ruby. Go job to the animators. They did a great job. Yeah, great job guys. Very good job. Oh, we're hoping to have a bunch of...

Not bad, but Yang. Oh, but we're hoping to have a bunch of those guys out on the livestream to talk about, you know, the work they've done. You can even get the process behind it. So we're excited to have them out here. So that'll be on Friday. And then what else do we have going on? RTX tickets are going on sale next week.

Wait, say that again. RTX tickets are going on sale next week. Wow, there'll be some people that are very happy to hear that. February 16th, which is Tuesday. Also, sponsors get a 5% discount. Sponsors will get a 5% discount. So sign up for your free trial and sponsorship. So RTX tickets go on sale

And what are the dates of our tx 2016? Uh, is it July 1st to 3rd? I believe and this is our tx in Austin gonna be the best rtx ever it's gonna be off the hook as the kids say off the chain No, the any kids say that they all the kids said that enough for it's gonna be fly off the hook And be dope. I'm off the hook. You can be I'm off the hook. I'm off the hook. It's even dope, you know. It's gonna be radical, dude, tubular.

Me and Ben. Word to your mother. It's a bit. Dude, I gotta say. What's happening? I gotta say that I think the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie actually looks really fucking good. And I don't like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

I like the old school graphic novel where they all wore the same color bandana and they were just vying on his shit. I like the old school graphic novel where they all wore the same color bandana and they were just violent as shit I like that But I gotta say for the people who grew up watching the cartoon TV And you're turtles. I think they're gonna love this movie. It's like rock steady and crying in it What's this crying am I saying right? Well, once the lineup. It's more oxidier be Bob. Yeah, yeah But this has cra- it's like in the trailer. They have crying now That that's cool., I missed that trailer.

I know they played during the Super Bowl yesterday, but it was like one of those moments where I was refilling my drink or falling down drunk. And then Friday. I'll be on the amazing race with Ashley on CBS. That's so cool. The Friday at eight o'clock, seven central. I was on a Super Bowl commercial.

Did you get recognized a lot today? Because you've potentially seen by 100 million people yesterday. I mean, I've been at work all day. I'm in a work all day. I recognize you. Thank you, Gavin. Gavin pointed out that I was seen by approximately a hundred million people. Plus, probably more than that. That's just in the US What are you doing? I'm making a pancake pancake. Barbara is tearing up a pancake and putting it inside of a pancake. Someone has butterfly cakes. When we were in Australia, what is a butterfly cake?

The cupcakes? Well, you slice off some of the cupcake and then you cook it into itself to the butterflies. Never heard of that. Never heard of that. Never heard of that. Well, maybe it's a butterfly cake. Sounds, you described this perfectly

because that's exactly what she's doing. Except with pancakes. Without wings. When I went to or cupcake, Australia, I saw there was a bar kind of close to our hotel. I went and had a drink at. I bet you did. And they had a sign that was advertising

that they were going to be open for the Super Bowl, which was weird seeing them say Super Bowl. Those were all over Sydney. And they said, doors open at 10. Dores open at 10 a.m. Kick off at 10 a.m. It's like, how weird is it that they wait until kickoff time to open? I understand it's 10 a.m. kickoff at 10 a.m. It's like, how weird is it that they wait until kickoff time to open? I understand it's 10 a.m. but it's like, it's in, it's also in another country,

but it's weird to me that it's like, well, the event starts at 10. So let's just open at 10 and they don't wait to get people in there ahead of time. And I can't imagine as many people, you know, surely would give a fuck about football, although they do call it grid iron there, which I think is a much better name. Yeah, it sounds so much more badass. It gets, sounds way cooler. And plus it would eliminate the whole football soccer confusion that happens in the United States.

We should rename football grid iron. Do you wanna start the petition? That's the shit. Now I'm gonna happen. Change the NFL to the NGO. I actually have Americans who have changed the name of football in other countries. Also, so, good.

You seem upset. Why the fuck was this Super Bowl 5-0 and not Super Bowl L? Because people don't understand Roman numerals, they would not know what the hell was going on. They did 49 of them with Roman numerals. I'd people would not understand just an L. It looks like a misspell in that. Yeah, it's funny.

Like when I was a kid, I was like 12 or 13, I thought, okay, this is super bowl, it's a big deal, it's got Roman numerals. One is to be super bowl oil, I can't wait to see super bowl oil. And then they fucking go with numbers. Yeah, they blew it for sure. They blew it. Haven't you noticed that they've kind of abandoned Roman numerals to you in other things?

No, they haven't. Yeah, absolutely. They're going back to Roman numerals, next year for the super bowl. Like, was it L1? Yeah, it'll be L1. Super bowl L1. So, super'll be L.I. Super Bowl Lee Super lithium

Who wants a pancake pancake? But like you may be go see a movie and at the end I would say copyright and had the The LXV VYYY or VIIYY VIIYY, remember that with a big long Roman you know one got to 2000s became MM You never see that, like ever since 2000, they were like, oh, now that looks stupid.

So I never see Roman numerals for the year anymore because it's now just lame. Well, this year be, we need to be M.M.X.VI. Yeah, look at you. That's getting a little bit better. That's getting a little better. We're getting longer. I only made one race.

I had to study so much stuff. I went back and made sure that I knew my Roman numerals. I did. I should have random things to do. I did. Wait, you never know. You're going to end up in some place. You have to fucking read Roman numerals.

Because you're in. When I was a kid, I grew up in. Roman place. With the football, uh, where there's the World Cup every four years. And then on the second every four years, it's like the euros. So it's like, Euro 96.

Why are they called the World Cup? If the rest of the world isn't going to play it.? What what? I'm sorry. That's a world series joke So good one So it's like you're a fucking pancakes. There's like Euro 92 You're a 96 and I was really excited for the 2000s because I thought they were called Euro oh oh and I was really annoyed when they just put it Euro to Cupcake, very good. We're just killing it over there.

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Talk about the live stream. We'll be posting some information about that today or tomorrow. How many of you are subscribed right here? Four of you guys. How many of you are subscribed to YouTube Red already? I am not. You're not a subscriber. No.

You should totally do it. it's totally worth it. I might. Absolutely worth it. I can see myself coming around to it. What's the best feature? Download it offline. I would almost agree with you. I would almost agree with you that it's the best feature.

What is the best feature for me though, is being able to close my phone or navigate away from the YouTube app and it still continues to play on it. That should not be a feature. That should be for everyone. That isn't a feature. Well, it's great for audio though.

But it is a feature because it's on YouTube, right? I agree with you. Let's show you a feature. I agree with you. But it's a good feature. It's one of the ones I own. Until you try and close it with the home button and then it's like still playing

in your channel. I'm gonna try to close the video of like two cats hump or whatever and it just keeps going. Yeah, I got a sucks So you're not gonna be there on Wednesday, huh? For us you man, I fucked up. No, I can't I got a bit it can't be there I'm getting bailed on you gonna do you have been in a single episode of million dollars, but this entire Yeah, so the one-dab shoe and then everyone leaves. I'm here You on Wednesday. Yeah, guys you, don't take my place?

They, okay. They came to me and they were like, can you, ah, can you film on Wednesday? Oh, bad day, Barbara! Barbara! Don't stop, Barbara, don't stop. It's gonna explode! Alright, it's done. They came to me and said, can you film on Wednesday?

I said, no, my day's entirely booked. They said, well, what if we filmed in the morning and got you out early? I said, okay, well, I've got to be back at the studio to record audio by 11 a.m. If we can record. What are you recording audio for? I can't say yet.

Is it the hawk, I think? No. What is it? Whisper it. Can I say it? They know what to hear. Who would know? Okay.

So I have to be in stage five for quarter I 11 And they're the ones who suggested it and they're like can you reschedule your recording your audio thing? Yeah, I was like, no, I've already got all of this other stuff my whole Wednesday starting at 11 is entirely booked out I have no free time. So I wanted to but I just can't Well shame on you. Yeah, so she go do it the bar parts the e that's what we're doing on Wednesday the bar parts the easy I know I've done it. I've been there Which one you in Remember the dick that illuminates that's right you were in that one. That was a good one There's a guy our takes Australia who cosplayed that oh, yeah, I saw that guy. I got a picture me Yeah, he disappeared before I get a picture him. I got his awesome. All right. Well, it's about time to

I'm gonna wrap it up guys. I think I, I want to say I think we had a really successful pancake podcast. The taste just won, yeah. For sure. I think we learned a lot about pancakes and a little bit about prostate today. What did you learn about, Barb? You were allowed.

You blew it all into my hand. No, this more. You shot your load. So, hey, oh, you're the Lord. That'll be a gift. The, what is the thing that people do? how do you use a whipped cream to get hot? Let's show me later if we do in the podcast some little We'll do it in the post show which is available exclusively to sponsors

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