Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Poo Thief - #635

Episode Date: February 9, 2021

Join Gus Sorola, Eric Baudour, Barbara Dunkelman, and Chris Demarais as they discuss how to counter being called a Poo bag thief, lasagna layers, playing Podcast Bingo with the community and more on this week's RT Podcast! This episode was recorded on February 8, 2021 and is sponsored by MeUndies (http://meundies.com/roosterteeth), Stamps (http://stamps.com), and Felix Gray (http://felixgray.com/rooster) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I am Barbara Dunkelman. And I'm Gus. And I'm Eric and guys let me start off. We're doing bingo. We have bingo in the chat. If you want to play bingo and you're watching the podcast, you can download the bingo card and tweet hashtag RT podcast. There's a Bingo card.

I'm not gonna let Eric talk because this is Bingo time. This isn't Eric time, it's Bingo time. So if you don't know what Bingo is, you can ask your grandparents, it's a game that used to be popular before people had television or radio, you would cross things off on a card and then you yell Bingo.

Yes, Barbara. I have a question. Is this record time for how quickly you've regretted inviting someone on the podcast? No, Chris has been on before It for people who aren't watching live is this bingo gonna be somewhere pup like where they could uh find it I think I should be tweet I think the rest of the count is gonna tweet it. So it's gonna be out over. If they don't, I will. Yeah. You're actually not allowed to play the bingo if you're not watching live. Oh, yeah. Just tweeted it. Yep. Okay, cool. If I find you,

camera on me, if I find you doing the bingo and you're not watching this live, I you're in trouble with me. If I find you, you are in trouble with me if I find you are in trouble with me I don't like that. I don't like that at all. You're gonna go on punishment with me if you are doing the bingo And you're not watching live at roosterteeth.com Things are getting weird and quarantine man. We filmed something the other day and Chris kept chasing John Ricing around and keep calling him a bad boy and telling him what a bad boy He was So

Yeah, I am the bad boy. I'm like, well, because he thought, he probably thought it was like cool. Like, yeah, finally I get to be the bad boy, but you were saying it in like a very weird kind of like, how are you saying it? Stop being the, I don't remember. I was just came because you're saying bad boy. You're like, John, stop being a bad boy. I mean, you can't put in like a,

a non-seation on different parts of the words that should not have and emphasize it. I think it's weird because if you say someone's a bad boy, then it's like a weird thing, but if you say someone's a good boy, then it's like you immediately think dogs. No one's ever said good boy the way you just did. I don't like this. This is messed up. The only bad boy that I acknowledge is Cameron, who's the bad boy of editing. Yes.

So I mean, recognize him as such. This is the official shout out for Cameron being the bad boy of editing. We're getting that. That's also his official title within Rooster Teeth. Wow. That's incredible. Who am I the bad boy of?

Can I be a bad boy? Is something? To the bad boy of lighting. What do you want to be the bad boy? Kidding, dude, are you, is this a joke? Like we made fun of your lighting before this started and you made no effort to adjust. I did change. I closed the blind slightly.

It looks fine. I'm just, one lightly. Do you think this looks, look at everyone else. You think your lighting looks fine? Are you out of your mind? Barbara looks like a gem. Barbara is a 24-carat gold stud. And look, it, go back to Chris.

Look, he adjusted it. Now this is what I'm talking about. This is why, now why would you not do that before the show started? I thought I wanted some light. I like seeing sun. During, there's a time you said.

You had a whole fucking day of the sun. You had a whole day where you could have gone outside. I don't get it into my eyes often. You're supposed to get sun in your eyes. It's good not to have it in your eyes. What do you mean? You got to you got to look at Sun. You should look at the sun every day if you can for at least 15 minutes. I think is the recommend. Don't go sun. The sun. There's no way to get it. Grabbing the mic. I'm furious. I'm furious at

Chris because we could have had a great production that started hot. Everyone would have been having a good time. Everyone could have been playing Bingo live at riskretief.com and the riskretief phone application. But instead, Chris decided that he didn't want to look his best for you today. Chris decided, he said, oh, I have my little mouse.

I have my little mouse, but we couldn't get any lighting for him. Chris. I have, I have my little mouse. I have my little mouse, but we couldn't get any lighting for him. Chris. I have lighting. I think getting sun in your eyes is more important than sun on your skin. Because like, go on. Like you need to see the sunlight every day.

Like you have, like it it I think that is more important for your well-being than just okay I would say this if you were okay so you know how you you're just being it's like vitamin D and stuff seeing sunlight. I think if there was an experiment done where someone was put in like a chamber and they were allowed once a day to stick their arm Or their their legs out of the chamber and get sun on their feet or arms, but not see it on their eyes Versus someone who got to look out a window and but only through eye holes I think the person seeing it through their eyes would feel better. I Would agree I I think the person saying it through their eyes would feel better. I would agree.

I agree with that. I think Chris should test this experiment. I think we should build a special box for Chris. And I think we should have him do this for a month, either only his arms and his legs get sun or his eyes get sun. Yeah, it's like that movie. It's like that movie room, but you can stick your arm out of it. I guess. Well, but I agree. Like, I don't know if that experiment has been done

There's I'm sorry hang on Barbara. I don't mean to interrupt you. I really don't very sorry Chris You think there's a chance that this experiment's been done Some version of it where you they've tested how much seeing sunlight affects versus like feeling it. Barbara, go right. I want to Google this so I can make sure I'm being accurate about it. This is the Rishie thought. Yes, it doesn't matter. You can do whatever. From what I remember, there was a study that people did, don't ask me which people, but essentially that if you get up in the morning and you have, if you look outside, I think going outside and obviously being outside is better than just looking outside, but even looking outside into a sunny area helps wake your brain and body up

better than without that. And that seems very obvious, but there was more to that study that I want to find out. Let me giggle it. So you're saying when I drink coffee in the morning, I should like step out my front door, get some sun on my eyeballs, do a big stretch, and start my day that way. That's more effective, it helps wake me up. Yeah, absolutely.

Make sure you do a big stretch, like you say to your dogs when they do a big stretch, when you like a big boy. A big stretch. A big stretch. A big stretch. Don't be a bad boy. Get some stretcher. What happened?

I didn't know that Chris was gonna be on tonight until I got here. And then I, it's just like, oh, Gavin's not here. Chris is here. I didn't know that. And then so far, we're about 12 minutes and it's red hot. I'm feeling good about this one, guys. Welcome to the Christian Te teeth podcast number 635. What an incredible number to me.

Insurmountable odds this podcast has overcome. So many guests I'm talking. So many people, so many people have come through these hallowed halls, these doors open, Gus. No, come back. I'm saying nice things. These doors open and thank you for welcoming us into your home onto your screen. And I'm so excited.

And your ears because it's a podcast also. I think you, I'm so excited to be here. So excited to have some fun things to share with friends and be inaccurate about for about 90 minutes. And then see some comments that go, can you fucking believe this guy? Because that's tried and true what we're doing on this podcast. Now, Gus, yell about an airport. Speaking of being in people's ears, I noticed something strange the other day. And I brought this up to Eric. I was looking over the stats for the podcast,

like views and downloads and listens and stuff. And the podcast had like a really strange spike in Spotify. Like the audio podcast specifically on Spotify was like crazy numbers, like way higher than it's than any other platform. And that happened like a month ago and nobody can explain to me why this is. Nobody knows why, like all of a sudden everyone on Spotify found this podcast.

And I was really paranoid that we need to pay more attention to people who are listening and who don't see what we What we're showing we have to be worried about people's ears and not their eyes. We have to get sunlight into their ears I was like what is that how does that if that would be like listening to birds I Like you okay a sign sunlight and birds like as like the same factor. Like you just picturing a morning sound. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Picture. Yeah. Yeah. I saw speaking of birds.

I saw squirrels fucking the other day. Did you? I walked out my in. I walked out in my backyard. I was going to let my dogs out in the afternoon. I opened up my back door, went outside to my yard, and there were two squirrels in my yard. They ran up the fence and ran up into a tree and ran away. They were both in the tree looking down at me with the dogs. I looked at them and one of them turned to the other and started grooving it. Picking through its head, picking out bugs or something.

And I thought, oh, that's sweet. I've never seen a squirrel groom another squirrel. That's really strange. And then he mounted the other squirrel and fuck it. I was like, oh, I guess that's what's going on. And then when they were done, the female squirrel hit him and then he ran away. I was like okay this tracks hands is fine but it's like I've never I've never seen squirrels fuck before I could chuck I can check that off my quarantine checklist of things that I've seen in my backyard was squirrels fuck was it cool? that that squirrel had crazy stamina he went for like seven seconds I have a more important question. Yeah. Did it not?

What up? What up? I love it. I fucking love it. That's it. Let's say it. Thanks for listening to The Pocket everyone. Roll the credits.

We're done. So do you think that you think that's like a spot? You know how there's like make out point and stuff in like the nants and fifties and movies, but not a real thing ever. Well, like you gotta go to Gus' backyard, all right, it has the smoothest tunes, the nicest lighting, everyone looks flawless.

There's this guy who likes to watch us. Yeah. It was like a perfect bend in a tree. Like the tree was going up and then it bent and it kept going, it's like they were right on that bend. Damn, that's a spot. On bend to tree. Damn. So you think like the squirrel, like up and then it bent and it kept going. It's like they were right on that bend. Damn. That's on bend to tree. Damn. So you think like the squirrel, like that's like a spot for squirrels,

even though you've never seen it before? I'm going to keep an eye out. I'll keep you posted. I'm going to start my squirrel report. And I'll let you know anytime there's their squirrels fucking in my backyard. Mm-hmm. And you just read sheet.

Maybe if I see it again, I'll start tracking it. That should be one of our big. I also, by the way, we talked about the bingo thing in the beginning of the show. I think I saw someone in chat already say they got bingo. No, impossible. We should be very impressive. I also make sure you tweet that at the Ruse Chief account on Twitter. If you do get bingo, I want to see that include include Eric. He wants to see it. Make sure you add him.

You said you want to see it. Do you include because I'll go check it at my least. Eric, but do you get me? Dude, if you tweet at me and I don't want to see it, I, I block and unblock so many people. It is just like it's, Hey, have you seen this hamburger from Singapore? Do you think I'm going to go to Singapore to eat a hamburger? Have you listened to Face Jam? You're out of your mind. Block a block. Get out of here. What's'm gonna go to Singapore to eat a hamburger? Have you listened to Face Jam? You're at your mind.

Block a block. Get out of here. What's up? What's up with this Singapore hamburger? Is it cool? Blocking a block, gus, get it out of here. I wanna hear. I wanna hear.

It's like half of my fucking YouTube this day is watching a dude eat fast or a convenience store food in Singapore. What? You have a area about this? It's like this dude, his YouTube channel is dancing bakens and he just goes to like convenient stores and each shit and a bunch of them are in Japan,

a bunch of them are in Singapore. And it's like, they have like ramen stations at the 7-Eleven in Singapore. But can't you just, you can just do that though. Yeah, but they have like everything. You buy like individual pieces, just make your ramen right there. You got a special ramen station got a special It's cool. It's cool enough to watch it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, well, me personally, I think it's cool enough to watch once or twice.

I don't, it's not something I would subscribe to. Gus, do you subscribe to the channel? Yes, I do. Chris, is it cool enough to subscribe to? Well, not, it's not about cool, it's about what I like. So you said it was cool. So our cool things used.

Not necessarily things you like. No, something can be cool, but I don't want to subscribe to it. I's cool things used. It is cool. That's the only things you like. No, something can be cool, but I don't want to subscribe to it. I can be like, I appreciate this once or twice. I don't think you can. You ain't yuck in our yums. I get it. No, I'm yuck in everyone. No, I'm yuck in them all.

This is ridiculous. Come on, Gus is sad. Thank you, Barbara. I put the link in chat. People can watch it if they want. I linked it. You can watch it, dude. Eat ramen at a 7-11 and sing a poise. That's it You have to watch it to spite Eric just to make Eric mad watch it watch it twice There's a few reasons why it's good especially right now. I think

one It's ASMR-ish so like if you need if you're anxious because of the pandemic or anything else in life, it's nice to just like put on and relax too while you watch it, but also it fulfills that desire to kind of go places and do things. And even if it's like going to a vending machine and doing something like, I don't know, it's almost like a travel feel to it.

Okay, I can understand. I get that watching people get haircuts. When dudes get lined up, and it's real sharp, and it's like, well, that's never a haircut I would ever get in my entire life, but I watch that. Like for some reason, it's like served to me on Instagram, probably because I clicked on one one time, and now it's like a relentless thing,

where it's just like, you must fucking love watching people get haircuts dude that was just be like your fucking shit and apparently it is and I enjoy it speaking of Instagram I saw a documentary the other day I think I told Eric about I saw a documentary on HBO always on HBO Max called fake famous I don't know if anybody else has heard of this, but it's like, it's kind of a documentary where the filmmaker decides he wants to see what it takes to make someone an Instagram influencer. So they like put this casting call out, the 4,000 people answer it, and he just tries to find three people who have like very few Instagram followers

and tries to see if they can gain the system to try to make them influencers. Like, just faking it all, making it seem like they're going on trips, like fake trips, fake private jet, like all these crazy things, just to see if like they can make them rise through the algorithm and if people will start following them and what that whole process is like, it's super fucking interesting. Are they, I'm just, add a court. Do you think they're good looking people or they just average normal person? I mean they're I'm gonna say they were all good looking people. I mean these are all people they did a casting call in LA to cast these people with that you know

kind of put it in your right in your frame of reference. So the no one who looks like, I'll put it that way. I was going to say, I feel like the experiment is kind of skewed in that sense, because typically, if you're a very good looking, by society standards, kind of person, it's typically easier for you to do well on a social media kind of atmosphere. That's why I crush. That's why Eric is like the most influential influencer that anyone has ever heard of.

End game numbers. To that point, the first thing they do with all of these people is give them a makeover. Like they take them to a stylist, like they style their hair, they give them like wardrobe and like clean them up and make them look a lot more polished. That's like, so yeah, let's step one. Did they show the haircut?

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I don't know. I want to see that experiment, but with dogs. That's what the puppy balls for. Influencer dogs. Not enough influencer dogs. I mean, there are a bunch, but there used to be more, I feel like they died. Yeah, that's what happens. Yeah, dogs don't live as long as people, Barbara.

That's really sad. I guess that makes sense that you. Yeah. Dogs don't live as long as people, Barbara. That's really sad. I guess that makes sense. That you get everything. It makes sense. Every famous cat or dog you've probably ever seen on the internet is probably dead by now. That's so sad. Or at least the originals. Yeah. I don't like that. Well, if you want to just go follow Lil Hobbs, check him out. He's the one. I don't know if that's true. Like, dogs live what typically 15 years? Yes. 10 to 15.

Yeah. Don't listen to Dr. Man. Well, I just, I want to. I started using social media what? Like 10 years ago, so there might still be some better. If they were just bored brand new puppies, yes. And they also like weren't, I some I started following like 2015 so they'd only be like six now. If anyone wants to follow at a dog named burger he's only two you got a lot of

it a lot of time. I have a question for you all. I guess this is more towards Gus and Eric. Why is my camera coming out? We lost Chris. At least think he's there. It's okay. It at least is stupid rats still there. Yeah. Just make the rat bigger. I'll get you back.

Here you go. If you're walking your dog or something and you're in like a passing by an apartment complex and they have like a little dog poo station, do you think it's appropriate or what do you think are the rules around like getting one of their poo bags? If the dog poops there, totally okay. Okay, so I had, cause I was, I have a friend who will sometimes, you know, take care of Bougur, you know, do dog, dog meetups. And I, I, Paul, you know, I dropped Bougur off for a little play thing and then I paused it. Oh, sorry. I didn't have any poo bags.

And I ran out of poo bags. I need to order some more poo bags. They're none in there and they're like, oh, it's fine. And then they were like, I was having a conversation with them. I'm like, why don't you just go to the place across the street and use their poo bags?

Why do you like buy your own? And I was like, well, I don't wanna always be like stealing their poo bags. That's different. Yeah, I think that's not right. But if you're in the area. Well, but this is regularly. Like, go regularly across the street.

And I was like, I just would, you know, it'd be one thing if it was like, everyone's, you know, like you're walking on the buy, but like I didn't want to, I would have provided for my own poo bags. I think it's, I think it's, if you go all the time like across the street, like if it's somewhere by where you live

and you don't buy your own bags and you're booching off of theirs, then I think that is shitty. Yeah. BOOM! So, you took your own bags and you're booting off of theirs, then I think that is shitty. Yeah. BOOM! So, tip your own joke. Ha ha ha. I had, I had that conversation.

This was so somber. New years. I know. New years. Night. So, a little over a month ago. And I was out walking, taking a book or for a walk. This, I didn't have any poo bags because I

had had that conversation like this was like that day about the poo bags. And I was like, I still hadn't gotten my new order of poo bags in. And so I go to the complex nearby because they have poo bags. And I'm waiting on Booger, like walking around. And there's just like, you ever, you know whenever you get the feeling when someone's like gonna rob you?

What? Like okay, so I I was standing there with Booker and then I there's just like dude like Like I feel like he was shouting me out to like you just like watching me and I was like is he gonna rob me? You know and cuz he and and, and this guy like walked out and then like he, I could just feel him walking.

Like he was like almost, and I was walking around the neighborhood, hood a little bit. And then, and then I could see him just like watching me. And then, and then I'm like, so I'm, and he goes over, and it's like I were like doing this weird dance around the neighborhood where he's, and I'm like, so I'm, and it goes over, it's like, I'm, we're like doing this weird dance around the neighborhood where he's, and I'm like, is he gonna mug me? Like, what's going on? And I'm like, and then, and then, and then, are we talking like you're on a block? I'm just for context. Just like an area we're talking here. I'm talking like, it's not a whole block. It's probably like, it's all within visible distance. So it's probably like it's a, it's a, maybe it is a block. We're like a wrap. And then, and then I,

I see this guy like, I'm walking back towards where I live. And I see this guy kind of double back and come around almost like come so that he could like come in between me and where I live. And so point I'm like this is it. Is he am I gonna get mugged? I'm I gonna fight or something? I got a dog and then As I confront this guy comes up to me and I'm bowling up to you know, I'm gonna fight and then he's like hey You can't be taking our pooh bags. You like you you you can't come across the street every time you got a dog, we pay a lot of money for that for that that poo bag. I bet they don't. He's like, no, he said he said we are our our our H your way pay $60 a month because it's a special extermination.

It's fecal matter. And that costs extra to have people for the dump and pick up. And we pay that and you can't, you can't be using our putty. He got like really aggressive and he was like yelling at me. Like, he's yelling at me about these. And I was like, uh-huh. Uh-huh. And he's like, it's so you can't be going across the street every single time.

We pay six dollars a month for that. And I watched you. I watched you walk across the street. And then I watched you. I watched you use our poop bags. And I want to see where you lived. Can I ask you something? Uh-huh.

Was this an old person? It wasn't an old person. It was it was something maybe in their 30s. It was also the sounds to be like someone who's like really old and bored. So they sit at their window looking for someone to take a poo bag so they come out and yell at them. Yeah. It was someone like probably in their late 30s. Maybe it's hard to tell because it was around the year. So it was a little chillier. Also, it was New Year's night. I was like, do you really, what are you got going on? Do you not have anything better to do than like be the guard of the poo?

Also like the argument of them paying money for that removal. I don't know if that includes the charge of the actual physical plastic bags themselves. And also, you adding one thing to that is not gonna change the fact that that exists. I don't know. I understand the whole being fair

and using what you pay for and whatnot, but for him to get that intense over you using one bag. I think that maybe he's taking out a bigger problem on Chris. If I had to guess, there might be people coming and taking like handfuls of them and just leaving and like keeping them at home. So maybe he's not finding them, but he found Chris who took one

and is taking all that anger out on him. Like that I could see. I'm trying to like figure out why this guy acted this way. But still, I think in general, you shouldn't go take their back. Yeah. And I agree. I wasn't trying to. I just happened to be out that one time. You're right. Right. And it's not like, yeah, it's not like you were doing this over and over and he kept seeing you do it. It was just that one time. It's all you, right? Yeah. It was, I'd gone that for like a day or two because I'd ran out of poo bags and I ordered some more.

I was like two day delivery. So it might have been that day. Did you offer him, since the age of always doing so bad, did you offer to buy them some poo bags? No, I was just, I just tried to get out of there. I don't know what's going on with my camera. We've been working from home for almost a year. It's so good.

Like if there's someone it was going to happen to it would be Chris like of course I did. Again, at least we have the rat were okay. Yeah, just make him big so we can see him at least make the rat big. What about the rat? Yeah, does the rat take the big bags? So I know I know I know I did properly. No, it's not. There we go. There's Chris God. So did you end up fighting him? Or was the rest of the way he didn't fight me?

I just was like, uh, happy new years. Like, like, you wish him. You wished him happy new year. Yeah, I kind of want to make him feel bad. Kill him with kindness. Yeah, I think that was that. Like, feel bad. I don't know. I mean, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, mean, it made him, it made, it might have made him think about like, yeah,

I'm, I'm being like overreactive. I'd buy yelling at someone. You sound like you sound like playing right now. I, you sound like playing. Why? Because that is a, that is a projection of what someone would do to you to make you feel bad. So you're like, I must have made them feel bad.

And that's not what happened. He did it. There is a strategy to, again, killing him with kindness. And it's kind of like if someone's a dick to you and a drive through, like honking at you or just being a dick and then you pay for their food, I would never do that, by the way, fuck that person. But it's kind of like, oh shit. Now I feel even more like an asshole because this person bought my food and I would never do that, by the way, fuck that person. But it's kind of like, oh shit, now I feel even more like an asshole, because this person bought my food and I was honking

at them like a dick. So like, there's that mentality, maybe that Chris is thinking of. I would laugh. If I was being an asshole to someone and they bought me food, I would laugh. I wouldn't have a few hundred percent. I would. You're looking at it. You're looking at it. You're looking at it from the asshole's perspective. That's not the person who was right But that's what you're looking at it too because you said the asshole would feel bad I mean I disagree. I don't think the asshole would feel but I think I would be thrilled that I got my what a burger for free I assume it's what a burger because everyone there's fucking dumb as rocks so or I hope he knew yours All you have to do is honk at some idiot. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna. I'm honking everywhere from now on. That worked I got a hamburger for free. I'm playing on the horn. Oh, you should see how much free food you can get.

Chris without hyperbole without Amping it up without without putting your own spin on it. Can you give me the tone that he yelled at you in? It was like not like I want it. I want it with no hyperbole, no spin. Well, I want you to know, okay, I'll be like, Hey, Hey, so you you live over here and you use those poof acts, you know, you can't be doing that all the time. You know, we pay a lot of money for those poof acts. We it's a six dollars a month. can't be doing that all the time. You know, we pay a lot of money for those. We, it was $6 a month and if people come over all the time and they're always,

they're always taking, they're always taking our bags and using our, uh, using those things, those are the people who live in that, uh, complex because we pay for a H away. It was just like an intensity that an awkward intensity. It was just like an intensity, an awkward intensity. And it was like he would hype himself up, I think, did in that whole circling period where he was like, I'm gonna talk to him. I think he was hyping himself up. What you should have done instead of saying happy new year

has gone over to him, start petting him, goes, who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Who's an edgy boy? You knew he was hyping himself up. You had the upper hand. You had the you had the higher ground. You should have said, you know what, man, I'm going to take more bags. These are mine now. Do something about it. You're not big enough and you wish you were. I'll see you tomorrow.

And then see what happens. Oh, man. I should have done that. You're right, Eric. That was a better one. Just escal right Eric. Yeah, just escalated You could just do that stuff No, you get pushed no, no, we avoid all Constantly no matter what time of day no matter what's how safe a neighborhood? You don't go what you that know come on what he really you got come on That guy the guy who walked it the way he was in it all of you around for a block. What's gonna do? You have a dog. What's he gonna do? I know I wasn wasn't that worried he was gonna unless he just pulled a gun on me But which is you

Very possible shoot you Eric these days people get shot for any stupid little thing around here. That's way too many guns I a hundred percent agree with you. There are way too many guns. I did not get the man can friend you about poo bags is I know he's gonna confront me about poooo bags at the money first saw him. How did you know that? I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even.

I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even.

I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even. I'm not even. So, um, I wonder how much out of pocket this guy pays in a month for these poo bags, right?

Like I think about he's talking about their H.O.A. spending 60 bucks a month on poo bags. So if you think it's like 30 days in a month, the H.O.A. spends two dollars a day on poo bags. If there are, I don't know how big it's 100, I'm gonna pull it in about an hour. If there's a hundred apartments there, he's paying two cents out of pocket a day for poo bags. It's like, wait, is that right? Yeah, two cents a day for poo bags.

And he's worried about the one bag that you took, which is pretty more than one bag. The only thing I could see is if it became an issue that they were running out of poo bags or that the poo bucket was becoming too full. And so people who lived there weren't able to like use their own poo bucket or bags. Does Booker take like a really massive dumps, okay, but this guy was at the distance. He was at he couldn't tell He probably saw the size of your dog and I see him. Okay He's like out there with binoculars watching to see how big the poop is

Six ounces going in This guy's going down. I'm gonna I'm like sir. Yeah, I'm gonna ask you back. Oh please from the poop bag. Thank you. Oh My god, I just I can't so so what so now are you like afraid to like leave your house or what? Well, no because I I was all for not using their poop bags anyway. I was against it anyway. I was like it should only be used For emergencies No, I said I left I just wanted to leave I Just wanted to leave I you should go back there and see what happens. I agree Now I kind of do now I kind of talk about you

All right, you should bring your own food bags. I still use their garbage can You should I think you should take a huge dump all right right about to area I Should start shitty in their thing and then picking it up. Yeah, that'd be and you don't have to pick it up But you can like leave it in a bag and like leave it on the sidewalk and somebody goes like, what's wrong with this? Oh, that would be even more messed up too. You said not to use your poo bags or your bucket. So now I'm just like leaving shit. I just, I like the idea of someone walking by it

just going like, this dog's fucked up. What happened? Did I just have corn in it? My dog was like, I remember 50 pounds. I might have told this story before, but in high school, one of our friends dared, the other to take a shit in the, my friends litter box, cat litter box.

And they did. And then they're like, my friends mom, later that day came in it's like, what is, what is that in the cat litter box? That did not come out of, I think it's... Fluffy cats. Yeah, I think it was actually, it didn't matter what the cat's name was.

Right, I agree. She did not matter what the cat said. 100% on the same page of the Chris. But anyway, and she was like arguing with them with like, oh, that did not come in the couch and I just, yeah. That's a great idea. I got you covered, Chris.

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This will give Chris time to fix his camera too. I'll be quiet. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen to how quiet, got it. Make sure you listen Chris. Listen to crazy man Eric Maduels. All right, Barbara. Barbara, here's my question.

Lay it up. You've made two lasanias. There's two lasanias. This is a question posed to me by my friend, Jason, who we don't talk very often, but he hit me with this one and I went, we got to figure this one out. You got two lasagna's.

They're two different pants. You lost me. Oh boy. Barbara, you know, one lasagna, it's two lasagna's. There's two of them. They're two different pants. Take them out of pants. You stack them on top of each other.

How many lasagna's are there? So, okay, you have two lasagna's. Correct. Correct. You take one lasagna out of pants. No, okay, you have two lasanias for two separate pants. Correct. You take one lasanias. No, no, you take both of them out. Now there are no more lasanias in pants. Just lasanias on plates.

They are lasanias. They are just, they are lasanias. They're two lasanias. You put one on top of the other. Boom. Stack. How many lasanias do you have? You have one tall lasanias.

Correct. Yes, yes, it is one lasania. You have one tall lasagna. Incorrect. Yes, yes, it is one lasagna. You have one lasagna. It's one lasagna. You guys are insane. You know why? What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this?

Why is your campus, Chris has happened. Chris has pictured himself into his own video. Chris, he's getting there. He's getting there. Don't worry. Give him peace. There he goes. I don't understand how that, I don't understand how that's won lasagna.

Does it? It's won lasagna because all, all lasagna is just noodles and sauce and cheese stacked on top of each other. Let me, let me pose it this way, Eric. Let me, let me frame it in a different way. If you're gonna bring up two cheeseburgers, the double cheeseburger, you have a term for it.

No, not, not, I'm doing just lasagna here. Not even gonna bring up another food. I love it. Let's say I'm like, hello, my name is Barbara. I am going to be hosting a dinner party where I would like to make a very big tall lasagna for my guests. However, I only have these two small pans.

So what I will do, I will put the ingredients for lasagna for my guests. However, I only have these two small pans. So what I will do, I will put the ingredients for lasagna, split them into two pans. Right. And then when they're ready, make it into one big tall lasagna. Uh-huh. And then now let me, let me counter that, Barbara, because you're so fucking wrong. It's in, it's in theory. No, you're right, Barbara, don't let it in bully you. Uh, now when people look at that big tall lasagna and they go, whoa, this lasagna is, this is a huge lasagna. You go, yeah, it's two lasagna's and I stack them on top of each other. That's two lasagna's.

This would be different if lasagna was a set in stone size and dimension. Right, I agree. If we were talking about something different, we would be talking about something different. Unfortunately, we are talking about Lasagna. So I am right. There are two Lasanias, no matter how many times you stack them, it is two Lasanias.

It's two. Eric, how many Lasanias is this? That's what I'm saying. So this is what Gus posed to me. How many Lasanias is this? That's like a ice, I said, it depends on how many lasagna is this? That's what I'm saying. So this is what Gus posed to me. How many lasagna is this? That's like a ice, I said, it depends on how many pans it was cooked in. No, that doesn't matter. No, because you could do, you can make cakes and multiple pans and then stack them together

and then ice them. I understand. And they're still separating. And you are making them with the icing of cohesive unit. You are not doing that with lasagna. You are just asking them. But what if you put cheese on top? Okay, I don't know.

What if you put granola on top, Chris? I don't fucking know. It's still two lasagna's. No, but that's changing. If you're like, if you're not, because what you're talking about is icing cakes all the way around. I have a question.

Yeah, another hypothetical. Yes. Let's say you wanted to make some pasta for dinner, but only had two small bowls. So you made some pasta and this bowl, some pasta and that bowl, put the same ingredients in both. And then you had a big serving tray

that you poured all the pasta into. Would that be two pastas? Oh, the classic term, you always say two pastas. There was two lasagna's, the classic. Two lasagna pastas. There's two lasagna's the classic. Yes, there are one two lasagna's. Yes. All right, would there be two dishes or would it be one dish? Gus, what does that question mean?

I'm not sure. When you order a dish, you're set it like such a gotcha though that I had to make sure that I wasn't got Yeah, how many dishes then idiot I have I don't know how many I don't what do you mean to I don't know what you're asking I'm right I get where you're coming from I would agree with you Eric if You were right. Yeah, and like uniform dimension that everyone made the lasagna. It's kind of like a burger. It's like the patty and a bun.

Like that is one burger. But one lasagna could be multiple layers. It could be different sizes, shapes, whatever it is. So I get where you're coming from. Chat is very divided on this. Half of the white ones. I don't know how to make a poll in chat. If there's anybody who chat knows how to make a poll,

make a poll. I want to find out what chat is. Just only say, just say one lasagna or two lasanias. That's it. That's all I need. Yeah. Yeah. One lasagna or two lasanias.

It is two lasanias. It is two because you are making them separately and then putting them together. They are separate lasagna. The only situation in which you are correct, Eric, is if you go to a restaurant and you order two lasanias and then stack them on top of each other and then say you only had one lasagna and just pop your tap.

I would agree with you. If you order two lasanias at a restaurant and try and cheat the system and they're only paying for one. Then you're correct. And you just start stacking lasagna and you go, I'm a classic Garfield. This is only one lasagna. And when you get your unlimited pasta pass, we got to do this there. Yeah. Oh, I think chat is going crazy people are we probably are gonna make a poll I imagine I think Wow listen ones and ones and ones and two It's just like It's just like the color purple except it's the color blue right

slight slight differences We we broke we broke chat. I'm sorry. Good. They deserve to be broken because if you're not agreeing that it's too lasagna's, which it is, it's lasagna. By the way, is the problem of lasagna? No, it's not. See, you know, I'm a classic Garfield. Maybe I know everything about lasagna's vote. Okay, vote is over. Vote is over vote is over stop voting no more No, how much longer we got on this thing about half an hour something like that you guys keep voting for like the next 30 minutes Let's find just keep putting one or two in there. Let's go nuts. You some of you could put three. I don't know

I'm right. This is great. I feel so good. I feel vindicate. Honestly. I feel vindicated I feel vindicated, honestly, I feel vindicated. Did you see the tick, I'm trying to move on. No, you don't have to. No, we're still here. Can I, can I, I just wanna throw this up there. I don't know if this makes sense. If you had two couples, and then you stack them. And yeah.

But they only, they still only have sex with each other. Is that an orgy or is that two couples having sex on top of each other? What are you talking about? Yeah, guess go ahead. What? I don't understand. I'm legitimate. I could figure it out, but I can't on this one.

Two couples. They get on top of each other, but each couple, imagine two couples do a missionary. Okay, you just put two on top of each other. I'm with you. I got you. Yep, a stack of four people. Yes, but the two couples are only having sex with each other. Not each, not the, they keep the couple apart.

Is there a sheet? Is there a sheet between the couples or is bear ass touching bear ass? I guess they're touching each other, but they're not, oh, they're in flight. That's definitely an orgy then. Okay, what if there is a sheet? Then it's then that's a, they're just stacked.

Okay. Guess I know.. Get the know. I don't know. Guess what? Hang on. No. Barbara, what do you think that proved? It proves I've never had an orgy.

I've only stacked couples. I mean, it opens up a lot of questions, right? Like, what is an orgy? Is it like, does everyone need to have some type of sexual interaction with a person? Does there need to be penetration? Does there need to, like, what does it include? Does it include being in the same room as each other?

Does it include just skin-to-skin contact? Because if there's no sheet in your ass is touching someone, then I guess that's an orgy. I don't know. If there's no sheet in your ass is touching someone, it's an orgy. Yeah. If you want to title the podcast that I'm sure that would be SEO wise, we'd crush it. So I know. Yeah. For sure. You're getting destroyed in the lasagna of boat, by the way. Yeah. Gus, you have to consider the audience. Come on, man. These people are

considering them 83% of them are right. Yeah. Wow. Sounds like a bunch of wrong voters to me. Eric, I have important news. Yeah. Both my mother and father have texted me to say it is one lasagna. Oh, interesting. That's. And then my dad would like me to ask you, ask him if you have a lasagna and cut it in half. How many lasanias would you have? Why would it be, again, it's one lasagna and you cut it in half. You many lasagna's would you have? Why would it be, again, it's one lasagna and you cut it in half, you have one lasagna, you've made one lasagna.

So you have two lasagna then, because if it's cut in half, you have two lasagna at that point. I'm leaving. I'm outta here. Hahaha. Hahaha. I'm outta here.

I'm outta here. I left. I left. I don't agree about the cutting of lasagna and half to have two lasagna's, but I do agree. I think you're stacking one. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life.

I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life.

I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. I'm out of your life. The real question we have to ask is, what kind of spoon would you use to eat this lasagna? Oh, big spoon only, baby.

You better... That's a bingo. That's a bingo. You better use that big spoon. Look at, like, 18% of the people on my side, the right side, the people on the right side of history, thank you so much for understanding what, because now they're putting caveats on it. I hope you guys are paying attention to this podcast.

We wanted to be getting this conversation. Oh, I'm sorry. When Barbara's talking about right away and no one touching it and it's still hot and all this stuff, no, no, no, no. I'm telling you that you have two lasagna's and you stack them together. This is you got two lasagna's. All of a sudden, there have to be like these caveats and things in order to still make it one lasagna.

I'm right. No, no, no. And thank you so much for joining me on my podcast. She added a different. She was like cutting it in half. That's a whole different question altogether. Right. And also not the one I was talking about. Correct. Yeah. Uh-huh. And if you put Duke, if you make cut, if you right, I'm not arguing that one. Right. Right. I'm talking about stacking. It's one design. Yeah. It's one. We got we got a lot more mileage out of this

lasagna discussion than I thought. I'm happy that Barbara and Chris both agreed with me. That it's so crazy. I get, hey guys, I'm just gonna say it. I understand Bernie now. I get it. I understand what it's like to be in a room full of insane people when you are the most rational person in the world.

When you are like making a salient point and everyone is just saying like, no, that's insane. And you're like, I just think that guy is the most sane person in the world. It's clear as day to lasagna's and two pans, you stack them, it's to lasagna's and it's in the right. How about you ask a chef?

Oh, chef Mike. Let's say, ask him. I'm not going to do it. Just any chef. I'm right. Okay, okay Chris, ask any chef. Go ahead. I can't just any chef. I'm right. Okay, okay Chris ask any chef Go ahead, I know exactly that's what I suggested I'm like oh chef Mike is a chef that we know I got to ask it directly touch up Mike no any chef

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What did she do? I guess she ran out of hairspray, so she got some kind of aerosol gorilla glue and put it in her hair. And when she made the TikTok, she said, her hair hasn't moved in a month. And in the video, she demonstrates by like running her nails over her hair. And she tries to shampoo it, just to show you that it doesn't

move. It's like a hair helmet. Is it good? No, it's bad, dude. Her hair hasn't moved in a month. I think, sorry, did you ask if it was good? I think, no, it's bad, dude. Her hair hasn't moved in a month. Is it? I'm sorry, because you asked if it was good. Is it good that she put gorilla glue in her hair?

And she can't wash it or move it for a month. Sounds good to me. If I never had to touch my hair, if my hair was just always like. But you couldn't wash it either. Like, it's a helmet, dude. I think Chris should do it. It doesn't sound that bad. Yeah, I agree. Chris should do this. But it's not like it looks like hair gel or something.

It looks like her hair literally painted onto her scalp. Oh, I think I would have put it. Yeah. What did you think it looks like, Chris? I just imagine she put it, it was like permanent hairspray and it's just like her hair was always done put together I also don't know if you've ever felt hair before but like usually you don't want it to feel like it's glue But it looks great. You put some hairspray in your hair. It starts feeling like you put some that's essentially just hair glue

Right no it is I just hair glue, right? No. It is. I mean, it depends on how much you use. It could definitely help a hair keep a certain style. But if you think about putting glue and hair, like imagine this, hitting it on a desk and hearing, like, that's not what hairspray does. No, no, I know. But I'm just saying this is, if they're, it's the same idea of people tattooing on makeup. This is the guy who you guys agree with about the lasagna's by the way.

I'm just simply putting that out there. It's not like she had a bald head and then tattooed hair on. It you are it's like her hair became the tattoo her actual hair. You cut it off. I don't know. I'm kind of put it off because it's literally like it looks like it's painted on her head. Uh-huh. Kristen, that's weird to get under.

I think Gorilla Glue even like reached out to her to give her suggestions on how to make the glue weaker. I'll try it, but I'll try it on a small part of my hair. Okay, I love that. I say we do it. We, I don't know. Yeah, especially, especially,. Yeah, especially, especially. I especially especially especially. Especially. Uh-huh. Uh, again, my hair is long.

What do you mean, especially if your hair is long? Because then I have more hair to glue. Like you just said, you're going to do it on a small part. You put, you put a, you put a, like an identifier on it. You said you're going to put it on a small part of your hair, but now you're saying if it's long, it. No, I'm saying I would be I'll do it. I would do it tonight.

I don't care. Chris, please don't do it. Chris, don't do it. Chris, Chris, don't listen to that. You have a point to prove you need to prove it. I agree. I I will do it. I have really glue.

I'm not going to do it over my whole hair. I do over a small section of small section of my hair and I can let you all know how it goes. That's good. I saw how it goes I saw the TikTok. I'm the one who brought it up. Yeah, but that's any girl. I need something more concrete You know what I mean? I need something really gonna make sure. Yes I'll say that I If give me advance warning and I will do it next time. Give me a breath of water podcast. Chris, Chris, just do it and we'll bring you on the podcast. Okay.

This isn't, this isn't, this isn't like rocket science. Well, I did. Well, if you want me to do it in the moment, I don't want you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it. Whenever you want to do all my hair, I'm going to do a small section of my hair. What section do you think is best to do it? I don't even have to do it whenever you want to do it. I'm not gonna do all my hair. I'm gonna do a small section of my hair. What section do you think is best to do it? I don't even have to do my head hair.

I agree. Yes. This is getting even better. Guys, welcome to the Research Heath Podcast. We have nothing but good ideas tonight. This is great. Welcome to the show. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

This is the girl. Oh, you can't really see that. No, no, here comes Steghan. So that's her, the entire top part, obviously can't. No, no, you're gonna stay up. So that's her the entire top part, obviously, not the braid at the end, but it's all girl glued down. She regret it. Yes, she's in the hospital. Oh, does she regret it? No, I think she's 50 50 on it. I think she thinks this maybe it's like, I almost had it that time maybe next time.

I see what I did wrong. No, she loves it. She's like, this is the best decision I ever made. My hair is done. Can't you see how it's done? It's great. I don't know. It's like a tattoo for your hair. Yeah.

But it'll come out. Will it grow? Can it push itself out? It's not Chris. That's the problem. She's developing severe headaches because it's not come out. Will it grow? Can it push itself out? It's not Chris, that's the problem. She's developing severe headaches because it's not coming out. That's why she's in the hospital now. I'm still telling you.

Chris, I still think there's room to fight, you know. I'm not saying, I'm not saying do it. I'm not saying don't do it, but I am saying do it just in case. I'm not gonna do it over my whole head. It would be on my scalp. Exactly. Don't do it anywhere. Don't put your little blue near your head.

What about the back, Chris? Then you don't even really have to see it. It's like it's not even there. Yeah, you just do a little bit in the back. I will. Good. Good, good, good. This is good.

Well, I'm really excited to see Bolt Curious. I'm on there too. Well, no, he's not involved. It's just the one part on the back of his head, you know? So, yeah. that makes sense. Hey Speaking of speaking of changing hairstyles. That's why I had this picture ready for that podcast wrestling with the week that I'm producing with James and Scorpio Sky for AEW. That was an easy plug wrestling with the week.com People can go to any podcast service and look for wrestling with the week. Wow, and if you stay tuned to the end of this podcast in the audio version, there's like a little tag where James says, Hey, check it out.

It's nice. I have made a commitment to grow out this scummy looking goatee, which is the reason that I have this awful looking goatee because I'm going to diet like Scott Steiner. Oh, no, what? Are you going to wear the the chain mail? Yeah, I've asked Marcus if we have the chain mail I'm gonna look like big pop a pump. They're a big bad booty daddy

I'm gonna look like can you guys believe that isn't that gonna be so cool. Oh That's gonna look great. So you're you're gonna bleach everything but this little guy. Yes I'm gonna bleach the whole thing Except for the except for the middle and I'm gonna look exactly I'm gonna look exactly like Scott Steiner. Isn't that cool? Eric, you showed me this photo right before the podcast and you're like, do you think I should do this?

I went, sure. Uh huh. I thought that was a shadow from the microphone. No, it was. I thought it was tied in a different color. That's, that's a big pop of pop. He's your hook up. Paul Murphy, hear me.

So I've committed to doing this. I'll be impressed when you do it and grill it Glue it when you what? Hang on everyone stops up. Put the camera on Chris. We're gonna give him a take to that one. Ready Chris I'm gonna catch you down. I said I'll be hang on here. We go three two one and go for it I'll be impressed when you do it and you grill it glue it. They'll get you and go for it. I'll be impressed when you do it and you grill a gluid. They'll get you nailed. They'll say, they'll go buddy.

Hell yeah. So did I say before? Go really really. I can't really really glue it. Could not understand. I had no idea what you're trying to do. You sounded exactly like big pop-up bumps, Scott Steiner. Wait a go man.

Scott Steiner, a real hero. He's got peaks and freaks. He's got freaks nine days out of the week. And that's what I'm going to do. So you can go to wrestling with the week.com, subscribe to the podcast and check out my cool ass blonde go T. I don't know what I'm going to do or how to do it. Does anyone know how to do it? Help. I do. Do you? Huh? What could we do it? Yeah. Can we do it for content? Will we film it? Absolutely. Okay. Can we do it like next week? Um, as long as we both are COVID free. Yeah. We can do it like next week? Um,

as long as we both are COVID free. Yeah, we can do that. Well, I can set this up. I'll set up the tests. I'll go through the rig. I'm a role if we can make this happen. Then we can you'll die. You'll need more hair. Be good. What's that? You'll need more hair. Are you gonna grow this part out too? Like he does have like he has Barbara. This is This is that all you can yeah, this is it. Yeah, this is it. Yeah. You're asking me like I groomed any of it. Barbara, this is now Eric. It ain't going to look What do you mean? No, like to get the effect he has with like the bleach part and then the dark part

He has like a consistent layer of hair. Right, so why? Look. Yeah. You gotta have the same poses, him, Eric. You gotta do the same pose. I can do, I'll do a year. I can show you my peaks and my freaks. I got freaks nine days out of the week.

Big pop, pumps got stiner. Holler if you hear me, hell yeah. I'm excited. We're gonna do, Marble, we're gonna do this. This is great. Like I've held bleach hair before. I've actually found it. I've found it.

But facial hair is different, isn't it? Facial hair is different, so I'd have to look into it. It doesn't just for men have a thing where you can comb it in, is that a thing? Yeah, but I don't know if they have a bleach version of that. Probably. Chris, do you have a question? I think you should bleach the surrounding part, but the center stripe you should dye black.

Oh, like instead of leaving it. Right, right. Right. That's what that is. Yeah. You need to dye the center stripe black and then gorilla glue it all. Hey, hang on. Is Chris telling me to do my idea?

Yes, I think. Okay, I'm just making sure. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.

I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.

I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't know what his natural hair color is. I know that your natural hair color is like brownish. It's not dark like that picture. Uh-huh. That's very true.

You only take a big degree. So I said I would bleach it. Oh, what we could do. Hear me out. Oh. Bleach the whole thing and then dye the middle like blue or some shit or whatever favorite color you got. I think black is my favorite color.

All right. Chef Mike says it's one lasagna. Wow, that's really crazy that a chef is wrong. That's nuts. That's so crazy that a chef is right. I mean, we could ask any other chef, any of them. Any chef in the world. Let me call Chef Gordon Ramsay.

Hold on. Let me get Chef Gordon Ramsay. Hold on. Let me get him on the phone right now. Hello, Chef Ramsay. Yeah. No, that's Jeff Ramsay. Oh, yeah. I can see how you got confused. That makes sense.

I miss her. Damn, we're going to film this. I'm so excited. I'm going to have a cool S. Go T. Finally. It's Eric. Have you ever had your hair bleached before? Yeah, when I was like 11.

Okay, so you know it's not like a fun process. Yeah, don't feel good and it takes a long time. Why did you get your hair bleach when you were 11? Can I just ask that real quick? Yeah, because in the year 1999, the coolest thing you could have was bleach blonde hair and that shorty's shirt that had the S on each sleeve. And so it's said, a 40 across the front, but then it's said, shorty. You remember that? He's right. Oh, God.

He's right. You probably don't need my hell of honest. Like if you get like one of those little hair, it looks like a big paintbrush kind of thing. It's for dyeing your hair. Right. But if you get with the hasn't like a bleach kit, yeah, but I got to make it content, Barbara.

This has to be content. We got to film this and put it out. You know what I'm saying? Like we got to film this thing. Trevor has to be a social distance Away and filming this happening He can zoom in the iPhones have like two times zoom now. It's fucking great. Yeah How am I supposed to do this to you if you're not wearing a mask? I mean if you you won't be wearing a mask

I'll just so I'll be what if I put in like a mouth guard What if I put in like a mouth guard? What if you had real long, you had a straw system. A straw system from your nose. That's also that's a great first idea. Now let's keep hearing on that and see where we end up. Okay, well, it could be a nose piece that was plugged into some straws. I think that would work like what you would wear on like the dentist whenever they give you a happy gas.

You know, I'm dying up. I like how regular this podcast is. This is a very good. It's totally, totally normal. It's like good, I'm very. Yeah, so that's, that's good. Speaking of, I feel like you're waiting every podcast.

Like speaking of iterating on first ideas, Did you see that M night shaman trailer? For that old movie old. Yeah, I did it just seemed like he went Okay, I got an idea. What if there was a beach and everyone got old and then they went again and then what and then you went no no no We we make it you don't understand. Little kids become big. We're adults become old. That's what we'll call it, old. Wow. Wow.

I mean, I don't know. I saw the trailer, but I assume so. It just look like an emnight chommel on movie, and you go, yeah, that's the first idea somebody had in the room. Maybe we're harder on a second idea. I don't know. Maybe that's just take a pass at first draft. It's an interesting premise that all of a sudden on one place that a bunch of people age really quickly. You're gonna go see old. I haven't watched the trailer yet,

but I'm open to it. It's just like someone saw Interstellar and was like, wow, that one planet where time moves different You know that's exactly how it happened that's incredible. Guess you fucking nailed it. That's awesome That's gonna be a college humor sketch and like a week that's man you fucking Way to go holy shit Dude that's funny Can I have a Issue jollham Dude, that's funny. Can I have a, have you all had it issue? Joel have issues with bugs becoming more regular in winter. No, they're pooping more regular.

No, no, it's in like they're coming out more like are you talking about the early police? No, just like little bugs. I've had a bug issue recently. What kind of bugs you got? They're like little, they I've had a bug issue recently. What kind of bugs you got? They're like little they might be little roaches, little ones. Why don't you spray insect repellent around your house? Yeah, it's not I have it's not just me. I've been going through this like battle with them.

And it's not just me. I think it's like there's there like in the in the maybe in the wall. Because I was talking to my neighbor and she was like, have you had these bugs that won't go away? I was like, yes, because I keep my place. I pretty clean. Are they bed bugs? No, they're not bad bugs. They're not bad bugs. No, no, no, no, these are like little bugs that come up. They're in they're in they come out at night when I was sleeping. They do come at night. They come at night more because and they you have any little red dots on your skin at night more because, and they, and they, you have any little red dots on your skin? No, no, they're like, they're like,

little skittery bugs, not like in the mattress. I'm talking like, little like, little roaches. And I've been, they started to get more, more prevalent. And I never leave food out. For me, so I started, it was getting like a man. They're just trying to avoid the cold. That's what they're trying to do.

That's what I was thinking. They started coming in, but they were overwhelming me. And so I started getting more aggressive. So I started getting more like little bug traps. You got up in their face, you can't take our bags. Yeah. And then I got little road traps and that didn't help. Then I started, then I got some poison spray that I sprayed around and then I got some little

That's why I accidentally ordered I think oh Y'all I was a Meeting not a podcast, but I accidentally ordered the giant bag of bug poison that was like 10 pounds because I didn't look at the Countage and I ordered it from Amazon. So I had like an industrial size of bug poison Should have traded it for poop bags. You should have brought it out to that guy and then like give bugs here. I'll swap you.

Yeah. So the other day, well, I had this, yeah, so I had this industrial bag of bug poison because I just on Amazon, I was like, oh yeah, bug poison. And it was just, yeah. So, and I've been doing it,

but then they, then they started going, I feel like they got more, I put out the poison and then they started going into like I had I haven't had coffee. I've been I had to buy ice coffee for like a month now because I found some some of the little bugs in my coffee maker and I did hear about your coffee maker. That's right. I remember this. Do you have a picture of these? I'll take a picture. I'll take a picture. Inchat, shoyle 493 says you should spray them with gorilla glue.

I would. No, don't do that. So I haven't had to buy a buck and I can't, I love my little coffee maker and I can't take my, mentally, I associate with like bugs now. So I just have not made my own coffee in like a month. Why don't you run it with hot soapy water through it

once or twice? How am I gonna make you feel better? But it's in my head, it's in my head. Also there's still, and then, and then, you know my water bottle that I drink out of, the glass water bottle that I'm always drinking out of? Yes. Okay, so one night I got home and there were like, I was like, I'm going to do another

thing of the poison spray and I put the, I did it. And I would like, I sat down and I'm like, you know, all my phone listened to the podcast or something and just kind of like going through mail. And I'm drinking my water and I look and there's movement in the top of my. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. There was a bug. There was one of them had gotten into my water bottle.

What did your water bottle? I just keep it like by my bed or by my desk or like it's just like. Bedbug. Yeah. No, no, it's not bedbugs. And then, so then I was like, okay, I can't use that water bottle anymore So then I've started I got rid of that water bottle

I put it where they're actually getting They're coming from they're coming. I'm gonna seal up the edges of my apartment like any like yeah I'm coming up from like underneath like behind my counters Through the walls, so I'm gonna seal that up. That's my next plan. But the next thing they did, I got rid of my water bottle in one morning. And so I was using this giant giant stone, like this big, this big glass stone.

More morning, I wake up and I was like chugging water. No. And I felt movement. Ah, no. And I spit out one. So then I went back to the water bottle because I was like, at least this is a smaller surface area.

It's less likely that that one is. We're just like only use clear things that you could actually see. Well, these here were both clear, but like, you know, you don't always, you don't inspect. Well, now I do. If I had bugs crawling all over my apartment, I would've been spec'd everything.

So now I'm expecting. West 213 in chat has a great solution to your problem here, Chris. He says, all you have to do is stack all your bugs, so then it's just one bug. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Do you see how ridiculous that sounds? But that's not a definition of a bug. Bug is six legs. Do you see how ridiculous that sounds? But that's not a definition of a bug. A bug is six legs. There's a defined number of legs. What are the other parts of the bug? The tri-

There's three parts on the opposite hand. A bug's had an insect has six legs. That is in the definition of an insect. Lasagna does not have a specified number of layers or legs or anything. It's just, you're right. I do agree that lasagna is not have a specified number of legs. You, I am with you on that, 100%.

You're right. Any animal of the class insectic, comprising small air breathing arthropods having the body divided into three parts, the head, thorax and abdomen, and having three pairs of legs and usually two pairs of legs, and usually two pairs of wings.

Yeah. Look at you, Chris. That's really bugs. Yeah. Insects. Sorry. I remember. How many, can you Google how many layers is lasagna?

That's a good question. Yeah. I need a lot of layers. I'm a genius. I'm smart as shit. God damn. I'm a genius, I'm smart as shit. God damn. Okay, although there's no traditional number,

most lasanias have between three to four layers. Feel free to add more to accommodate a large party. The perfect answer. Yeah, however, the majority of chefs agree that every lasania should have a minimum of three layers. So there's a minimum, but no maximum. So like, I like that because that's like a t-shirt. That's like a t-shirt is like, you can have two sleeves or more to accommodate however many arms you have. Have fun with it. It's like a probably

doing high school calculus with a minimum of three and then the limit is infinity. It's a little match-yoke there for you. Signed cosine stuff, I got you. I do really like the idea of showing up with two layers People just go watch you these wet ass noodles man, you fuck up spaghetti. What is this? Yeah, some wet ass noodles. That's what's up. So I said get a fork and a knife noodles get a fork and a knife. What ass noodles? Said Nudes. Great.

I'm excited for this. Turn into an RTA where I'm right and everyone comments wow Eric was right the whole time. This is fantastic. Totally, totally wrong. Before we get any further, I keep me in to bring this up and I keep forgetting there's no good place to do this, but I remind everyone that we're doing streams every Friday this month that people people should go check out where Ruchit celebrating Black Heritage Month. We're raising money for the NAACP Legal Defense Fund and the Austin Area Urban League. Organizations dedicated to fighting racial injustice, you can donate money if you wish at Ruchit.com slash

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You should absolutely check it out. And by some words, I think that merch is awesome. Yeah, it's, I bought some. It's a really cool event that I want to give a shout out to James Davis, who hasn't produced something like this before for us or anything. And he's like, dude, he took the reins on this thing and like, it's been awesome. I'll say like for as many live streams as we produce and different things that

we put together, this has been smooth, this has been well thought out. I think that this has been executed really well, like all the credit in the world to James Ben from our broadcast department is helping him with it, but like James has a vision and he's executing on it and it's like, it's really cool to see someone step up in a role that they're not usually in

to do something like this. I think it's awesome. I think it's very cool. So I wanna up in a role that they're not usually in to do something like this I think it's awesome. I think it's very cool. So I want to give them like all the credit in the world for this Yeah, absolutely. I think you've been killing it Where'd your rat go It was it was a victim of all the dying cameras of all the dying cameras. I've got to have that red. I had, so the other day, I decided to test something. We've been playing GTA V on PC.

We've played GTA Online, I should say, on PC, making some videos in it. And I was texting Eric the other day. And Eric, you said you were going to be playing Red Dead Online. Yeah. And that got me thinking, when we were texting about that, I was sitting Eric the other day. And Eric, you said you were going to be playing Red Dead Online. Yeah. And that got me thinking when we were texting about that, I was sitting in my living room. And I think I was playing Dead by Daylight on the Xbox when you sent that.

And I thought, I wonder if my GTA 5 disc, what I thought was I want to reinstall GTA Online. And I want to try GTA Online. I haven't played it on my series X. I want to see what it looks like. So I was like, I'm going to look, I'm going to re-download it. So I looked through my library of games that I've purchased digitally. And GTA 5 is not there.

I'm like, that's weird. Why isn't GTA 5 showing up in my library of games? So I'm like, I'm going to go find my binder of old Xbox 360 games. Oh my god. Oh my god. I see this in there. I found the binder with my old Xbox 360 games and that game is so fucking old,

I didn't buy it digitally. I had a disc for it. So I found my GTA 5 Xbox 360 disc and I was like, oh, the series X is like backwards compatible, you can play like original Xbox games and 360 games like you can play everything on it. It would not read my GTA 5 360 disc. What?

Yeah, I was like, I know you can play GTA 5 on the series X, but anytime I put the disc in, it was like, this is not a backwards compatible title. I was like, I own this fucking game, like I know this game's really old by now. I was like, on principle, I am not gonna rebuy this game. I already, I own the game right here. I wanna put it in and I wanna play it.

So I sat there and I got so mad. And so I looked and it's like you can buy GTA V, like the digital copy, you can buy it. It comes with like a sharp card and a whole bunch of shit for like 20 bucks, right? It's like an old game now. So they want you to get in and play and, and like spend money and GTA online.

But I was like, I'm not like, I'm not spending 20 bucks. I literally have the game right here. I'm already mad because I own the game on Xbox and I also own the game on PC. I've already bought the game twice. I'm not buying it a third fucking time. So the more the story ends with, I think it's the discoy. Yeah, yeah, no, that's the right move.

This is the thing that I feel about when people are like, oh, you have to buy it physically because what if they take it away digitally? Hey, dog, what if they take it away physically to you're out of your mind. If you think buying something physically is going to let you play it on these things that backwards compatible or just break us. Gus, someone is going to tweet at you and go, we'll just break out your 360. That's what someone's going to say. That's what someone's going to say. And that's I actually, I actually did not throw my disc away. I still have it so I can look at it and get angry Can you snap it? Can you snap it right now on stream?

Can you snap it in the RZ podcast? No, no, no, no, it might work at some point In fact Rick 6.01 says it's because GTA 5 came out for the Xbox one So I have to have the 360 version and the Xbox one version are different games Okay, so I guess I had to abort the Xbox one version for it to count But I already bought it I already played it already on it on my piece already on it in steam. What if to buy it? I'm not buying it again I'm with you not hell yeah, I'm not buying a 10 year old game three times. I'm buying it for a third time already That's right. How do the players?

There should be a way to buy a game across all platforms for infinity There should be a way to buy a game across all platforms for infinity. Now you're thinking like a business. There we go. Yeah, you should be like millions. I would pay more to buy a game and be able to play it on PC or switch or like to just buy it forever. Or cross at least cross-platform, that should be a thing. It should be a, right?

Unfortunately, they want you to buy it again. That's the thing. But that's what annoyed me is, at this point, they just want you to get into online so you buy shark cards or whatever the fuck to spend money. That's really the way they're making money now. So I'm annoyed that it's like, why don't you honor my 360 upgrade?

I'm trying to get online. It's ridiculous. Yeah. But if they, they off, no, hang on, no, like Chris, keep going. You're right. If they offered it at the start, like if they're like, this game just came out by now, I know you're only going to buy it. you're buying it to play it on PC. But by now, you can also get it on all these other platforms, just in case, a premium at the start, that would be that they would probably get a lot of people buying it that in advance. So they'd pay more money. I think they should do that. Who, who, who is that? Game, game manufacturer, like not manufacturers, the game publishers, publishers. There you have it.

I'm just enjoying this conversation. It's, I'm not having a great time. It's a high level business talk by Christa Mara. She's in a master class. You can get, why pay for an MBA when you can get all the lessons for free from Christopher Marius on this pod. I love it.

I like what somebody has an idea and they go, they should do that. They, them and I come along. If you did it, what a twist. You didn't expect it in the end. It was the 360 version all along. Incredible. All right. Let's go ahead and wrap this up. Wow, that's incredible guys.

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