Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Poop Playlist - #411

Episode Date: January 17, 2017

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kick you off again. I know. I felt really bad. I didn't even get credited in the art if you read the like YouTube and the site description. It's I'm not even mentioned even though they're for like 10 minutes. You disappear entirely. So this episode of the podcast is pre-recorded. I should let everyone know that right off the top. We are close for holiday because of Martin Luther King Day. So we are pre-taping this so that everyone doesn't have to come in on their day off and help us make a dick joke for an hour and a half.

Oh, we closed on Monday? Yeah. Yeah, we have one day off, John. Thank you. I pulled some strings for you. You have a day off. Nice guy, Gus. Yeah, go home, play some Overwatch.

Yeah. You still play in a lot of Overwatch? I play a lot of you. You have a day off. Nice guy guess. Yeah go home play some overwatch. Yeah, you still playing a lot of overwatch I play a lot overwatch. Actually, I've I've learned I love playing competitive overwatch even though it is just the most broken thing in the world But I've learned a new love which is making custom games and overwatch that you make the custom games and overwatch reflect other video games like You can set the settings so it's very much like cod where everyone has to play soldier and Health is really low but damage relapse was like having playing called you die really quickly or there's like other custom games So I've gotten into playing more fun stuff with overwatch. I'm having fun with overwatch. What's your favorite custom game type?

You made them the one that I watched recently that I tried on on a stream was this this all string streamer muselk He basically went on Icon vault Defences Cometra offense is Genji and defense sense sets up turrets everywhere was this Australian streamer, Muselk, he basically went on Iconvald, defense is symmetric, offense is Genji, and defense sets up turrets everywhere. And again, you set damage really high in health reload, and the Genjis have to make their way through Iconvald's like village to the first point without dying from the hidden turrets, like zapping them

and just instantly killing them. So you see a bunch of like Genjis like tiptoeing through like this German town. It's pretty fun. Interesting. I Sorry, we're gonna talk about Overwatch for a minute I'm totally distracted. I'm down the rabbit hole. Why doesn't when I am awesome as diva? Why does nobody ever vote for me? Diva doesn't get doesn't get cards are played. It doesn't get much. Yeah, I get I'll get nominated for like Yeah, people vote never know when ever vote A good diva can easily get four goals. You get like top eliminations, top damage,

everything like that, but then they just don't get. I was on Nicanval the other day. It was diva, same situation. I got four goals at, what was it? 18 consecutive kills. Yeah. 22 total kills. No votes.

And sorry, bad news. She's getting nerfed too. Just a little bit, little bit, because she's no oped right now. She was very weak at launch. She's her shield was kind of fucked up. Yeah, they fixed her shield and now she, like, if you have a good diva,

then you just fuck up everything. And cross shit. All right. Overwatch guys. You all play a lot of Overwatch? Play a lot of video games, Josh? That's okay. I do.

I'm playing the witness right now, actually. Oh, played, if you want to, like, bend your head on a desk for like 20 hours. I almost made fun of you for playing the witness right now actually. Oh, if you want to like, bend your head on a desk for like 20 hours. I almost made fun of you for playing the witness considering how long it's been since the witness came out. And then I remember I just finished my first run through Skyrim. There you go.

So I'm a little behind as well. Yeah, I'm about to go through my first run through a dishonored one as well. And so yeah, I'm a little behind, but witness. Yeah, how horrible of a brain puzzle is that. No, it's good. It's like a game that oscillates really fast between making you feel very smart

and making you feel insanely stupid. And I've definitely, I think I try not to look up how to get past up in games, but I've looked at more in that game. And it's gotten to a point where, soon as I hit a roadblock, I'm like, nope, and I just go with it. I had a weird thing in that game where, normally I it's gotten to a point where soon as I hit a roadblock and like, nope, and I just go. But yeah.

I had a weird thing in that game where normally I don't play my video games very loud. And there's one puzzle like in the hedge maze. Oh, yeah, the turn of audio cues. Yeah. And I was like, I can't figure out what to do. And then that one I looked up, I was like, oh, I just have to turn my volume up.

Like, I'm just like, I'm not hearing the clues that are telling me where to go in this maze. There's that's really similar to the 11 Little Roosters too. There's some audio clues in that as well. You're not allowed to plug your show today. It's out today. You're not allowed to plug your show this early. It's like, don't we just start the podcast?

It's like a late night talk show. So what do you tell me about your latest project? A living little Roosters? Like, do you hear me? Well, the clip, let's go the clip. No, it is here because as playing that game, the game actually gave me more ideas for what I could have done. So I almost wish I had played it like two months ago

when it apparently was already out, as you say. It's been out for quite a while. I mean, it came out almost a year ago maybe? Yeah, it's pretty old. I remember Alana geeking out about it on Twitter like before RTX. It's up for a lot of people's game of the year. So I assume it was a 2016.

It was 2016. It was early for like January. January or January or January. Yeah, okay Do you think by the time this is out people have solved the puzzles for the first episode? When's the part of this cuz here's a 7 30. 7 30. Yeah, this is so word. This is about 7 35 right now. Okay, so 10 It came out at 10 a.m. So that's what like Yeah, I hope so there's one puzzle in the pilot I think is pretty tough, but other than that, I think people,

I think people have at least gotten four out of five. That's the things. It was a long episode. It's via, it's like good 15, 16 minutes. Yeah, I didn't realize that the episodes were gonna be that long, but it doesn't feel, only the pilots that long. Okay, okay.

There's a murder hover around 10 minutes. It doesn't drag, it didn't feel like a 15 minute commitment. Thank you. Oh, really? It was really good feel like a like a 15 minute commitment. Thank you I love that a 15 minute commitment is like it has the potential of dragging for you I just went and saw silence last night and it's three hour long movie 15 minutes is a long time on the internet. Yeah, I don't know not for me anymore I've watched most of my content on YouTube and I watched long content What's the last long thing you watched on YouTube?

been I watched long content. What's the last long thing you watched on YouTube? I probably watched something on Red Letter Media. I mean they have long podcasts and shows in there that range over 20 minutes. Oh wait, you're right. Shit. This is on YouTube, isn't it? Yeah. And this is also long. Yeah. No, but lots of times whenever I'm like, we were talking about this before the podcast started. Whenever, like I'm sitting around, if I'm using my laptop or you know

Brushing in and I'll turn my TV on and just put something on and I feel like lately speed is on all the time I think it's on IFC. It's like anytime I turn my TV on it's like oh cool speeds on IFC and you leave it on and I leave it on I'll turn it on even though I've seen speed maybe a hundred times by this point. And I was like, oh cool, that's like a comfort thing. I'll just turn it on and just leave it. You sound like you don't like speed, you know? No, I like speed. I'm actually a diehard counting fan. Like, always like, that was a great era too.

Yeah, that was it. Six years. Six years. It's a very, I just thought it was very odd that for me, there's so much stuff that I need to watch and that I want to watch and there's so many movies that I need to get to and so many Netflix series. I don't really put very much stuff on just for this, like, as far as TV shows, just for the sake of background, that's again, like, we were talking about YouTube is what

I do that for. But at speed, it just seems like a very hot movie just to keep watching over and over and over. There's so much garbage. Like, you go through, like, TV channels. And it's like, I have, who knows, I've got like 1,500 channels or something ridiculous about it. Right. And it's like I have who knows I've got like 1500 channels or something ridiculous right about it And it's like oh this is all garbage like if there's like whole networks devoted to shit. I don't want to see I HGTV. Yeah, I don't want to watch someone buy a house and Then like gut it to try to flip it and then oh shit

We have to replace you all you want to watch about tiny homes? You want to watch? No, I lived in a tiny home. I don't want to fucking ever look at a tiny home again. The last house I lived in before, I moved was like 750 square feet. I'm never doing that again. That's big compared to the tiny homes.

That's big. And that was a nightmare. So I'm not going to watch it. We were like, yeah, we want to simplify it. We want to get really done with our lucks, you. With our lucks, you. With our lucks, you just live like a normal person. But there's like these whole networks, We want to simplify it. We want to get really done with our bucks. Six children. Fuck you. You just live like a normal person.

But there's like these whole networks, like I don't care, like I'll find one every now and then like, what was it the other day? So I'm just like, oh, there's a cooking channel that's different than the food channel. Yeah. Well, you know, there's one interview for a guy that came in one time and he was talking about how like he

worked for the network that owns both. They own the network owns both both those channels of course. It's they grow the food in one channel And they cook it on the other channel. You're thinking of the agriculture channel. No, there's not an Watch corn grow for the next you know, or that would do well IP 8 on a I Think it was cooking channel. They had a fourth of July special here in Texas, and I paid on this was like six years ago or something, and you just like get to see all the inner workings of those reality type shows, like where they cook all the food first,

which is not the person cooking. It's like a bunch of chefs and a thing, and they bring it out and present it to like a family, and then they actually to get a nice sheen on it, they sprayed it with bug spray. So these shiny burgers that looked great, but would probably kill you if they ate them. And then the next day, they sprayed it with bug spray. So these shiny burgers that looked great, but would probably kill you if they ate them. And then the next day, they filmed all the shopping

for ingredient stuff. So that was very interesting. One of my former jobs, I worked for a company that like an umbrella company, I went a bunch of restaurant franchises, stuff like that. And I worked for their market department. And one of my jobs was we'd go out and take photos for the menu and we would do tricks like that all the time.

Use oil instead of water to get droplets on stuff. We would use mashed potatoes instead of ice cream because it would just melt. Yeah. I think photographing food is really difficult. It's really easy to photograph food and make it look disgusting. Like I would go to some mom and pop restaurants

where they put pictures of the food in the menu and it's like, oh, I don't know. I don't like that. Why would you show me that? This is what you think would make people want to order it? McDonnell's Canada put out some really cool videos of Wellback, I think they were trying to do some good will like transparency stuff.

And they showed from, we have for the most part, from start to finish the process of taking a photo of one of their burgers and even like the final photoshopping of what they do. And like watching the guy place like pickles and stuff with tweezers and like take a blowtorch to just slightly melt the cheese. So it little tid over the edge.

It was like that level thing. And then they set it down in this little box where they take the photo and it's got like 10 lights on it that all go off, you know, with the strogan everything like that. It was an amazing thing to watch. But yeah, that's what it takes to make that McDonald's burger and fries like the way they do.

And that's someone's job too. Like if you've been on those sets, it's like that is one person, and they do that. Yeah, they do that on all the sets. You say hamburger, what do you say? I said food, hamburger. We're going hamburger, better. We're going hamburger, better, for no longer.

Also, we also used mashed potatoes as ice cream on the 11 little roosters. I should point. There you go. That episode's not that. That's a spoiler. That's not the first episode. Looks not the first episode. Yeah, there was there were times where in later episodes, there's like food on set. And then I was getting so hungry in one of the scenes. I was going, I just kept going and eating the food and the food rang and I was like, you gotta stop eating those. There's less than years than there was in the earlier shots. I was like, I can't stop.

That's also sometimes a bummer when, if you're on, I've been on stuff where I'm set and you have to eat in the food, doesn't stay warm for forever. It's not good. It's not good, but you have to keep it. Or like when we did the dog killer short. Oh, yeah. And you had to eat that meat concoction that they made. And we did the take like eight times.

That was better than Ashley Fattison. That, oh, Ashley Fattison, I had to eat like five hamburger. I was on, I was dying, I was doing bup, but he just saved time. So I had to like spit it all out, but it was like shoving half a burger in my mouth and then spitting it out and doing it again. When we filmed years ago when we were down

in the Congress studio, we filmed that short about the interdimensional taco or the interdimensional sandwich. Oh yeah. The food more? You take a bite out of it. And yeah, well, I had to film, we filmed for about eight hours and I had to sandwich that had been sitting out for eight hours with covered in mayonnaise and I would take a bite out of it. I pretend I was eating it.

Then as soon as it cut, there was a trash can. Like, right? Bime, I was just like bite out of it. I'm pretend I was eating it. Then as soon as it cut, there was a trash can. Like, I mean, I was just like spitted all out. Like, this is the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten. But the worst was the food immersion where it took us out to drink. Oh yeah. I mean, it's eat at the fucking crack.

That sounds too tough. What about that time that one guy made you cover yourself in mayonnaise? Oh, that was bad. I kept finding mayonnaise in like, like the little crevices of my ear. Like, no matter how many times I clean myself, there was mayonnaise somewhere,

but it was great for my hair. Oh, yeah? Yeah, my hair was so shiny. It's, yeah, it's got a lot of good proteins for it. Lustrous, yeah. Well, then you're welcome. Yeah, I might, I might put a little more mayonnaise. I'm, here's a little dry right now,

cause the winner might put a little more mayonnaise on there. Oh, you got a moisturizer, I dude. Yeah, with mayonnaise. Well, there's other products for sure. If you mayonnaise work great, I found something that works. Did you imagine going, like, you're going to someone's shower and then they suppose. Yeah, with mayonnaise. Well, there's other products with shirt. If mayonnaise work great. I found something that works. Would you imagine going to let you're going to someone's shower and then they just have a jar of mayonnaise?

I would imagine you're about to go to a little fridge that just holds a jar of mayonnaise. Actually, for as much of a crazy person as you are Chris, your kitchen, your house, is one of the most neat and like tidy kitchen. I'm a very clean person. I'm saying, you're a cra- like you literally had to change a shirt

a second ago because you had to stain on it. Well, I don't know, that was because there's a huge stain on my nipple. Yeah, but you walked all the way out of your house and had a whole thing and didn't realize until just now you had stained. But, and you're also just nuts and so many ways. But your house is very tidy.

At least you're kitchen. I haven't really mentioned in your bedroom. I think people think clean. I would love to see what's in your cupboard and what's in your refrigerator. Oh, I don't know about the food. Yeah, talking about mentioned in your bedroom. I keep all the things. I would love to see what's in your cupboards and what's in your refrigerator. Oh, I don't know about the food. Yeah, talking about you and your food. I don't even know.

It's just because I'm thinking about the cooking fish. Oh, wait, okay. So I got made fun of recently for something in my cupboard. I want to ask three other gentlemen, the manly men about this. So I had to move apartments within my complex because they did test and it turns out that my buildings

foundation was moving. So it was unsound. They had to move me. And so they were going to pay for the moveers to come move all the boxes. I said, put everything into box. And so I had a couple of guys come over, right? Andy and I had Lynn, Aaron's brother come over and I had Tyler come over to help me do the last bit, take apart beds and stuff. And Andy and Tyler were putting my kitchen stuff in boxes, and I was in my bedroom trying to take apart my bed, and they started laughing about something I go out there, and they're making fun of how many spices I had. I had a whole bunch of spices that he's for cooking, and I had like that.

How many spices? Probably a good, like, over a dozen different spices, if not like... Under 20? It's getting close to there. Okay. I mean, that doesn't seem outrageous. if not like... Under 20? It's getting close to there. Okay. I mean, that doesn't seem outrageous. That they were like making like that with like,

they were attempting to chip away at my masculinity via spicy... Because you're in the right. Yeah, that's dumb. No, you're in the right. Yeah, thank you. As long as we're not talking like 100 spices. No, okay.

But I tried to explain to them, like those spices are the reason why like, they're part of how I've gotten healthy is that you have to cook for yourself. And you have to get very, like, you know, creative with what you cook in order to make it tasty. Lemon pepper. Huh?

Lemon pepper, man. Yes. That's like, that's about all I use. It's just like, you know, it's good to use a little bit of lemon, a little bit of pepper. I made fisher than that, Chris. Yeah.

Yeah. Lemon pepper? No, what dressing to do? I forgot of lemon, a little bit of pepper. I made fish in that night, Chris. Yeah, yeah. Lemon pepper? What dressing did you use? I forgot the dressing, I forgot it. I just used oil and salt and pepper basically. What kind of fish was it?

It's a lapia. See? He could name fish. Actually used to work for one of the restaurants we owned was a fish restaurant. Is white fish a lot of fish? Or is that just the color of fish? I think it is a type of fish. Like many different species of fish, fish under the white fish umbrella.

It's also a term I think they used to. So then is it tuna pink fish? No. I don't think pink fish is a thing. But if pink fish was a thing, I think tuna would be pink. Okay. All right. I think white fish is stuff like Todd, Tloppy,

I think this is a good time to plug Chris's new show, Chris talks fish. It's a shame. I think it's talking fish. This is what you would find if you went to Chris's house. You would have his fish and they'd be labeled like pink. Pink, right? Blue fish.

It's a shame fish. It's a shame fish. It's pink fish. It's a shame. It's a shame blue apron's not a sponsor today. You missed out. Well, it's just thinking about like ordering sushi. You know, it's like whitefish and then that's the only White what your favorite kind of sushi Chris?

I The ones with the avocado the ones with avocado. Yeah, yeah Yeah, like a lot of sushi sure. Yeah, well, I don't have a favor. Okay, the crunchy ones maybe the crunch the crunchy avocado Once with the little crunchies on top now. He didn't say rice. Okay. Oh no Right like right. Okay, good. Okay, yeah Flustavocado I saw like vegetarians ashy me. I was like what the fuck is this? Yeah, Patrick you know what I just found Patrick's slacking me real fast before you get to that just rewind a bit.

Patrick's Slacking me that there's a Farm Bureau channel that the shows include live market reports, live agriculture, rural news, and commodities reports featuring grains, cattle, and pork markets. Wow. So I guess like if you're a farmer or involved in the agriculture industry, that would be very useful. Is that like the weather channel for farmers? It's sure that farmers use weather channels as well. No, no, this is more special.

I just found out that white rice is as good as for you. Just to keep you in mind that they were talking about that. You just found that out. Yeah, really made mad. Like why do I make you mad? I thought rice was healthy.'s, I mean, it's a grain and we do need grains. I know, but I thought it was like rice was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you get rice bowl versus like a burrito with bread wrapped around it. Like I was like, Brad's supposed to be bad for you, right? And then I was like, rice is supposed to be good for you

by that logic, right? Yeah. And then it's like, oh, oh, the rice you like is bad for you. Yeah. I mean, I like, oh, I can just switch to brown rice. I don't like brown rice. Okay. I mean, that's okay, but like white rice is so much better.

I mean, in moderation white rice is fine. Okay. So to follow that logic, just so long as it's not bread, it's good for you. Is that what you're saying? Right, I mean, like since bread is bad, rice is good. Yeah. Well, but it's like, it's always like the healthier alternative

is to have like Rice stuff. I mean, I rest you mean it like sushi. I thought was supposed to be healthy for you It's there a lot of rice. There's a lot of white rice. Yeah, you need to see me. Yeah Yeah, there's a lot of health involved with sushi and that kind of thing But it's not a lot of that have to do with portions though too like I do portions I also do with them I did a lot of research into actually like Japanese like dining as to why it's got in the connotation of being healthy. And the truth is it's not really that much healthy and a lot of it has to do with a lot

of excessive carbs like white rice as well as a lot of sodium. But what is healthy about that diet is how varietist the food is and how many different ingredients go into meals and the food you eat there. And that a lot of nutrition is say that we should diversify what we eat a lot more and have a lot of different ingredients in our food. It's also expensive, so people eat less. Yeah, they say that too.

Cheeseburgers have lots of ingredients. They do. Cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, bread, oh shit. Yeah, no, you need a rice. You need a rice. Oh, that actually sounds good. Rice, buddy. Do they have those for burgers? Is that a thing? I know they have lettuce wraps. Like a rice. I need a rice. Oh, that actually sounds good. Rice, buddy. Do they have those for burgers?

Is that a thing? I know they have lettuce wraps. Like a rice bun? Yeah. I'm sure they do. Why not? They're not gonna make rice. Sure, why not?

The last time I was in Tokyo, I spent about a week there. And I think I lost about 10 pounds in that week. But I was also walking about 10 miles every day. Yeah. Like there's a lot more walking and physical. Like here in Austin, I live half a mile from a pharmacy. And if I want to go get something, it's like, time to get the car.

There's no way you can convince me to walk that half a mile. But when I'm out of town, anywhere, I'll be like, oh yeah, no problem. There's a restaurant a mile away. I want to eat at. I'm gonna walk there. I think it's because you've been around your area. You don't need to, there's not the fun of exploring. Like when you're traveling, you're like, I'm gonna go there. Yeah, I think it's because it's like you've been around your area. You don't need to, like, there's not the fun of exploring.

Like when you're traveling, you're like, I'm gonna go see what I find. I think I also, I also hate just walking, like in my neighborhood, I'm just in like a suburban area. And I hate just walking around like boring old suburban areas. But like when I went to London this last year, like walking around a downtown bustling place is interesting. There's a lot of stimuli going on around you and so I enjoy that a lot more. I don't, I don't, I've been, I went to Japan nine years ago and I don't remember the food actually being that healthy.

Maybe, maybe, maybe totally missing those. That's some say it's a common misconception that Japanese food and like they eat so much health here, they don't, they have a out of the white rice. Yeah, I ate a lot of fried pork cutlets with egg on top of them, which doesn't seem that healthy. Healthy. And then I also ate at this place called Mr. Donut a lot, if you're, I don't know, but it's like in Japan. Yeah, if you kept going to Mr. Donut, you would get toys.

Like every time you'd go back, they had like a point program. It's like, you get three donuts. It was, I don't remember the exact equation, but it was like, after four four visits you could get like a little tote bag and all these things. It was very Well, I had to break it but donuts aren't Japanese food necessarily The bag was really good. Oh Mr. Donut. There it is. They're all over it. Yeah, it's great When I was in when I was in Seoul a couple months ago Like the week before I went I read that in Korea Krispy Kreme was having special promotional Pokemon donuts and I was like, week before I went, I read that in Korea, Krispy Kreme was having special

promotional Pokemon donuts. And I was like, Oh, I'm definitely gonna, did you get one? Gonna go there. I absolutely did. They had, you could get like a dozen donuts. And some of the donuts were, they were Pikachu donuts, Pokemon, Pokeball donuts. And I think the other one was Bulbasaur donuts. You can get them all. They were really, I'll send them. Did they take the Pokeball donuts and put like eyes on them and say we got bulltorp too? That's what I was saying. That's just an easy one.

They just, all they knew is eyes. Stick some magnets on the donuts, say they're magnet might. They did not. Y'all are getting a little too deep for me. Yeah, too deep. Oh, there they are. Oh, look at them. When you go to the donut shop,

what's your donut of choice, Gus? I like e-clares or anything that's stuffed with a chocolate cream or even a custard. Some kind. What about you boys? Man, you know, like cinnamon stuff and, you know, sprinkles. Yeah. What was the hand-mouching that was just that? I don't know. He was watching the sprinkles. Yeah, I'm with the hand motion that was just, I don't know.

He was watching the Sprinkles from off into his front. Yeah, in my head envisioning like the making of dough. I think making doughnuts would be fun. You ever made doughnuts? Not personally. It's actually kind of fun. I guess. I don't know how she would make them other than...

I was like, what else do you make besides personally? I've vicariously made doughnuts through my father-in-law. Does anybody else still say time to make the doughnuts or am I the only old man around here? No, I know that. I've I've I've vicariously made donuts through my father in law Anybody else still say time to make the donuts or am I the only old man around here? No, I know that I don't say it. I don't know. I don't know. I see it all the time. Yeah, that's a part of God. Do we have The other thing Apple TV do we have that? So I found my I found my photo. I'm very photogenic a photo of what oh You're so happy. That was very heavy. I was just like walking through a mall. Like I wasn't looking for the crispy cream at the time. And there was like, there's a crispy cream in the mall. That's

funny. There's so far ahead of us. Yeah. With their with their are they did we not do that here? No, the Chris, the Pokemon don't us were only in Korea. That's unfortunate. Why? I don't know. It seems like a huge. You seem really know. You seem really distressed, but it seems dumb. That was their exclusive. Like the other countries got an actual Pokemon and Pokemon Go and Korea got. We got smoothies at Starbucks. It's Pokemon Smoothies at Starbucks.

Really? Yeah, Pokemon Go tried to like, made this like a collaboration with Starbucks that was like, there's a Pokemon smoothie. I guess I'm just that one. Yeah. Well, and every Starbucks is a... The Pokemon stop?

That one I heard, yeah. Are you still playing, Chris? You were like the only person. Everyone else I know. I play very, very casually. I'm not hit on the... Yes, you're like... Yeah, as opposed to those hardcore Pokemon go-players,

I guess you're not. No, I mean, I don't play competitive. No, I mean, I'm not like going out and like, I'm gonna go catch Pokemon and go to the Capitol or something and wonder, it's like, if I'm sitting around, I'm waiting, I'll check in and just like, you know. Yeah.

But you did that phase too, right? I did the hardcore phase. I did that for about two weeks. I did go pro-sorted. I did go pro-sorted. Yeah, it was crazy. I mean, downtown, it was like, there were 300 people downtown at Zilker one night

at like 11 p.m. It was just, it was nuts. Yeah, I mean that. So during the height of that, Bernie and I had gone to San Francisco and we were there visiting this company and the company had sent a car to pick us up and we got off the plane. We made our driver and he's taking us to where we're staying at the hotel. And then you know, I guess we're talking about Pokemon going to drivers like, oh, you like Pokemon going to the guy we're playing. He goes, you all have a few minutes to spare. I can take you to like some of

the popular spots in San Francisco. You can stop before you go to your hotel. We're like, sure, why not? So you like took us on a Pokemon tour around San Francisco like stopping. And every place we stop, there'd be like hundreds of people. Oh, yeah, you can catch whatever here. And so yeah, it was huge. And now it's just Chris.

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You're the biggest person right now. Or it's like I'm like, I have to wear a belt with my underwear cause there's no elasticity. There is, there's like a tear of like what, you're like your favorite underwear that's like your newest underwear and hugs you nicely. And I mean, are you briefs? As of this last year.

Really? Well, what before? Yeah, like I just wore boxers and now I'm more like boxer briefs. Boxer briefs, yeah. Yeah. Boxer briefs? Boxer briefs, yeah.

Boxer briefs, yeah. As every gentleman said. I just did a, I just did an underwear purge like a week ago. Got rid of a bunch of stuff. I don't hate them. I did. I don't know. Donate them to Chris.

It's new to Chris. It's right. I don't have like a last resort underwear, but I do have these, these really hideous board shorts. And that's like when I know I have to do a lot. Like when I run out of everything else, I have these really ugly shorts. And I wore them to work one day, because I had nothing else,

and even Bernie, without any context, was like, oh, those are ugly as hell. I know. I know. I'm like, oh, wait a minute. So you're not only like, take these out to wear them when you don't have, like I was thinking like you wear them

to take your clothes to the laundry. I do. You wore them to work though. Yeah. Because I did laundry that day, but it was, it's a good like, there's a washer machine here. Yeah, I also don't like, when I get fat,

which is right now, which is sad, because when I lose, I lost my beard now, you can see all this like, this fat kind of hanging on my, I gotta do this every morning to keep it tight. The, I also don't buy new clothes when I gain weight as like a weird way to remind myself. Like, yeah, it's almost like, yeah, you're just looking at me. I'm just like, look at you. You just like, you just look like a, way to remind myself. Like yeah, it's almost like she is. She's just looking at me and just like look at you.

You just look like a, like a over-stuffed sausage. You just kinda like popping out of the sleeves. Oops. I think I did that to have a thought the other day when you were walking by and I was like, you're closer, are hugging him. Why is he, why is he, why is he got such a churros hugging him so tight?

So I've been on trips before where I've run out of underwear and I've had to go to the store and buy more. But one time I was in, I had gone to Minkon at Disneyland Paris and when I was getting there, I had a really tight connection in Washington DC. I barely made the plane, like literally running. They're trying to close the door. I'm screaming at them, get on the plane.

Land in Paris, apparently my bag didn't make the connection. Nice. And the airlines like, don't worry, you can get your bag later today. It's, you know, we know where it is exactly. Well, we'll deliver to you how it sounds like fine. So in that night, like at 10 p.m., you know, I've been talking to the airline all day long, at 10 p.m., the airline's finally like,

yeah, you know what, it's still in Germany. It's not going to be here till tomorrow. It was like, oh, fuck. I was like, well, I don't have any clothes, I didn't have anything in my carry on. It's like, all right. So I'm at Disneyland Paris, and I'm like, I, I don't have, I don't have any clothes. I didn't have anything in my carry on. It's like all right So I'm at Disneyland Paris and I'm like I need to go buy some clothes Cheapest place to be close. Disneyland Paris does not sell underwear for men. That was wait what you said men

Oh, they have they have underwear for women and underwear for children. They do not sell underwear for men So I had to buy swim trunks. All right, I'm gonna add to my goose I want to just one of the women's underwear and so I bought swim trunks and I right, I'm gonna add some of my Google shirts. I want to just one of the women's underwear. And so I bought swim trunks and I bought like this Captain Eo shirt. Yes. And like goofy socks. And that's how I went to the Louvre.

I saw the Mona Lisa wearing swim trunks instead of underwear. And, and, who was it that was telling me the other day? And I had you wear that shirt for 10 little roosters. Do you remember that? You're Captain Eo? Oh right, right, yeah, yeah. So I'll come back to you other. Yeah. And we, there was a joke. I wrote a joke around shirt for 10 Little Roosters. Do you remember that? You're Captain E.O. It's all coming back to you, though.

Yeah. And there was a joke. I wrote a joke around it, but I got cut. Because no one else knew what Captain E.O. was. And I was like, ha, ha, ha. Like I laughed at the edits, and it was just silence. So I was like, this never went away. I'm trying to find Disneyland on the work.

So I was also, I mentioned its 10 p.m. because the park itself was close. I could only go to the hotel gift shop where I was staying. And it was on property. So they still had a very huge gift shop, but it was no underwear for men to be found. And their line did reimburse me for all the clothes, which was pretty nice.

The, so I was talking, I think, blame the other day. Would you ever wear jeans without underwear, like go commando? No. Yeah, I've done it a lot of times. I don't know about that. Blaine the other day. Would you ever wear jeans without underwear like go commando? No Yeah, I've done it many times. Yeah, I don't I don't know about that. I feel like it depends on the jeans jeans are like to course and rough. No, these I got some jeans run right now and they're pretty nice and so like I don't know like with the zippers I don't know. It just seems risky. What about slacks? Slacks like that if they're not pants. Yeah, not denim Yeah, maybe those I could do those. I think denim is just like, course and rough and irritating.

It gets everywhere. Nope, not doing that. I got, I got to wear underwear. Yeah, I'm not a commando. Yeah, I don't like it. I feel like I'm in danger of like exposing myself. I don't have underwear on. Like, there's too many things like,

you know, linear rabbits yourself. Yeah, for someone could, I don't know. I, for on. Like, there's too many things like, you know, Lenny Kravitz yourself. Yeah, for someone, I don't know. I, for some reason my brain, I think, someone could pants me. And then I, I'm, I'm in pants for years. In flashbacks to high school. There's like this fear there. Well, you do work here.

Yeah, I work in a place where like, insane things happen and stupid, people do stuff like this. I think someone has tried to pull my pants down before here. Who? I don't know. You can tell us the safe place. No, I write down my favorite. I have to, you know, so I have a setup with, you know, VR headsets and stuff in my office. And I have to always remind people you can don't fuck with anyone with the VR headset. I want to make sure that everyone feels comfortable and safe. Yeah. They're not going to get kicked in the balls. Yeah. They're going to have their pants pulled down,

then someone's not gonna be fucking with them when they're immersed in that experience. Yeah, it's a very scary time to be in a VR headset and people are around and you're exposed. What if it enhances the experience? What if there's a time to lose your pants? What if there's a time to lose your pants in VR gaming? Yeah.

It'd be great if someone made a game like that, where it looks like it's this whole game. It's a wonderful experience. But then the game's really made for the people not in VR at a specific time. They pants you and then in the game your pants fall down to. Yeah. Wow. That sounds terrible.

That sounds absolutely terrible. But in the game, you get to pick how big your dick is. So it's like, yeah, it's monster. Yes. But you're not expecting the pantsing in game. This is a weird option. It's actually gonna pick my big size. I don't know why.

How does your dick being big in the VR game benefit you at all? I don't know, it's just be funny, I think. I don't know. I was playing this game in VR the other day. It's called Arizona Sunshine. And it's like a zombie game where you go around, you shootin' zombies and stuff. And I got to a point in the game where you have to go down a mineshaft and I'm like, okay, it's getting a zombie game where you go around shooting zombies and stuff and I got to a point in the game where you have to go down a

Mind shaft and like okay, it's getting a little dark. It's a little scary. Then you find like a flashlight I'm like okay, I have to carry this around and then you're just in a pitch black Mine and the only light is your flashlight and I was like yeah, I'm done with this game I'm not playing this anymore. This is as far as I will get I've done I've done that with with horror games. I find if I play a horror game by myself, it's the hardest thing in the world for me to get through it at all. If I'm playing with anybody else next to me, it's all a joke and funny to me and I can play any horror game whatsoever is not scary. I literally need one more person next to me. But you don't.

Bella does not count. Did you feel comfort with your dog? No. Do you feel any safer with my, with my 17 pound ball of fluff? No, I don't. Do you think if, if say there was a like a threat, what would you do? A real threat in my house? Yeah. Well, she would do nothing.

You don't think she would, if you were getting attacked. No, we actually, someone's at my house today and they brought up that thing that some dogs do where like if you, like hit someone like the owner, like the dog would get that thing that some dogs do where like if you like hit someone like the owner, like the dog will get protect, like I don't know like if you're if your dogs with Esther

get really protected with her because they're so our dogs would accept their new master. Yeah. But some dogs are like that and someone brought that. I was like, oh yeah, some dogs do that. Like they try, I think it might have been Andy and he tried to like like hit me and Bella just like looked at him and wagged her tail.

I was like, what are you doing? But she fell also in nose and you know, like, would you want to go on Craigslist and hire a stranger to break in your home and assault you? Do you want to roleplay? No, I don't want to roleplay, we're serious. No, no, we can do this. And I'll come as like, I will mask my scent.

You want to test the security of my house? Just your dog. Just my dog. I will mask my scent. No. Why does my dog know your scent? I don't know. I assume at some point, you know, we've hung out enough.

We both work here. Yeah. See, they've got you. I guess Bell has come here. And then I saw, well, yeah, I will mask my scent somehow. How? I'll get Russian hookers to you. I see.

Nope. I was gonna ask, like, if you were actually faced with the task of masking your scent, what would you do, Chris? I, Wolf, you're not. Actually, this is a good idea. Oh, right. Where would you get Wolf? Where would you get Wolf?

They sell it at, like, Cabela's. Cabela's in my game. Yeah, we live in Texas. Athletic stores. What's up? What's up? Cabela's? You've been to Cabela's?

Yeah, but Cabela's not an athletic store. Like, sports and things. Store sports, you know, and... Well, maybe Wolfier isn't the best thing. I think it would match the Amazon. Oh yeah, you can. It might also make your dog think I'm a wolf. So...

And they sell coyote urine at Academy. I just made fun of you for saying that. All right, not a wolfier, but close enough. So maybe not a wolfier, but maybe I would get some other sort of like heavy smell thing. Mass by send, I would dress in like baggy clothing and cover my face and I'd come in and like. Where are the baggy clothing?

I guess the case your dog recognized my body. I don't know. Like that Chris has been working out. You're a confidence in my dog familiar with you as astounding. And then I would come in, I don't know. Like that Chris has been working out. You're a confidence in my dog familiar. I mean, he was astounding. And then I would come in, I would like start beating you up and I'd tell you and you'd have to play along with like screaming and yelling and then.

And as he takes your stuff, you have to keep playing along. I found you can buy a 32 ounce jug of Wolf urine on Amazon for $35. Only 13 left in stock though. We could do this. is it on prime? Could we do it by the time, in the day or two? 35 gallons of urine.

It is not prime. What does it do, exactly? I think it keeps animals away from your yard. Okay. They smell a predator in the area. Yeah, I know a lot of people who, when you don't live in a place, there's a lot of deer, you're like,

oh look, the deer. That would be it. But then when you live in a place, they're just, they're rodents, is what they are, they're vermin. What do you think your dog would do if you just started putting wolf urine around your house? I don't know.

Chris, these are not things. The snares that I've gone through yet. We did dog deer. Yeah, the dog's like, I know there's cowty. There's a wolf somewhere around here. Well dogs are closer, really. Twins would probably think it's him. No.

Like man, I've been worth it. I can smell the difference. They can tell the difference between other urine. So your dog would be in constant height. Like then maybe your dog would, if we covered your house and urine first, and then I attacked, your dog would already be like alert of predators. All right, so in order to do this

level, we'll have to like you're gonna cover my house in Wolf urine and mask yourself in baggy clothing. Beat me up and steal my clothes. Not not. And then P.I. Yeah, okay. Yeah, let's do this. Let's do this. I'm so for this. My dogs are super protective until they see the person. Like if they hear a noise or they hear someone outside, they'll go crazy barking and, you know, calling a door against the idea of people. Yeah, and then someone walks in and it's like, Oh, hey, let's hang out.

So yeah, when they don't see them, scary. When they see them. Yeah, but now Bell is too, like, she's also just old and just doesn't care like she just likes to meet new people She would not care if someone came to fuck up your mic Chris. I did I was trying to tighten it kept sinking I think Chris might need some help with his microphone. This is really making it crazy. I know No, he does not he does not have it. He has now stripped the screw. Oh my god. He took it out Good Lord.

I'll just hold it. Here we go. He's going to hold it for the rest of the time. I'm sorry. I was kept sinking and I kept. I wonder if you have to turn to the other way. Oh. Is it?

Whatever you do, do not edit this out. Do not edit this out. This has to be in. If this was going gonna happen to anybody, it had to have been Chris. You can edit this out. We got thumbs up, this is staying in. This is not, like, top.

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I think I fixed it. Yeah. It's just gonna tilt a little, oh no, you moved it sideways. Yeah, yeah, I'm not using it to own weight to break it. Well, coming out. Mike's coming out.

We've got further advanced tech support now. We're just gonna bring everyone from the control room out, one at a time to come try to fix it. It's really did it. Yeah. So, okay, so we were talking about Chris, you can't participate in this. We were talking about speed earlier.

Yeah. And about how it's always on TV. And maybe think about how during Christmas, I probably watch Die Hard 10 times. Cause Die Hard was on TV all the time. Like now that everyone considers it a Christmas movie, a Christmas time, it's Die Hard season. I, okay, I'm gonna be clear, Die Hard's a good movie,

it is not a movie, I wanna go back and rewatch. I heard it's a great movie. I like that Chris Cant, Varsha's Vagantissar's conversation. It's a near perfect, if not perfect movie. Yeah. I'm not saying it's a bad movie, but I just don't like, I don't like, the whole like, that thing that guys are like,

oh, this was die hard, I'm like, nah, I don't even think it's a guy thing. I think it's just a good move. Yeah, it's really good. I like, I watched it so much in fact, that over our Christmas holiday, where we were off, or of our holiday, I guess while we were off,

I had a dream about diehard. But it wasn't like a normal diehard, like in my dream, you can participate now if you want, Chris. Thanks Mike. In my dream, I dreamt that I was at the movies watching like a brand new film that had just come out and it was a new die-hard movie

That focused on the origin story of Hans Gruber. Oh, that'd be so cool So that I was just I was just so inundated with die hard like it was just on my mind constantly. John you're wrong It's what I want to say. No, it's a great movie and it is one of those movies you watch over and over It's like Star Wars or like Lord of the Rings or you know any one of those like classics. We had a viewing party, me and Nadia and Barbara and Aaron and Bethany watched it. We had a specific viewing party for it this year. Again, I'm not saying it's a bad movie.

I'm just saying it's not one that I'm like, especially for Christmas, I wanna re-walk. No, you're so wrong. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not gonna bring this up with this, cause I know Chris is like crazy, diehard. Diehard, diehard. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not gonna bring this up with this, cause I know Chris is like crazy, diehard. Diehard, diehard.

I'm sorry. Although it's my favorite action movie. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I have a favorite action movie. Action movies are like candy. It's just like junk food. I'm interested to see speed of action movies.

I'm interested to see, and I'm a little concerned about John Wick 2. Are you? Yeah, exactly. I am very much. I went in with really low expectations with John Wick. And I watched it. I was like, oh, that was a good movie. But now watching the trailer for John Wick 2. Are you? Yeah exactly. I am very much. I went in with really low expectations with John Wick, and I was like, oh, that was a good movie. But now watching the trailer for John Wick 2,

I feel like they might be trying to explain too much of the universe. Like, call center and stuff. Like, they're getting maybe a little too deep. Like, wanting to explain everything away. We're like, no, just leave it kind of mysterious. Yeah. Sequels are rough in that way with something like John Wick

that was like just that kind of, that just right chemistry of the mystery and a new and world building and action and interesting character that worked for John Wick. But it's like I would I you know, I loved enough. I'm like, yeah, give me more of that character. Like if that was a series on TV or a Netflix, it'd probably be fun. But I don't know if the sequel of the movie they'll do the the problem used to do sequels, which is either just make a copy of the first one, which is you have no new story to tell, or they'll go too deep and go midi-chlorines on it. Right, that's exactly what I think about as midi-chlorines. I don't want another midi-chlorine situation.

But I feel like that's more, that's such, many chlorines is such an extreme example of how not to do it. I mean, I don't know what else you're supposed to do, expand the mythology. I think you can but there's there's there's a balance Expand the mythology a little bit But not like just dumping a ton of new things in there and like diluting the whole story as well as it being paired with a New story worth telling like something like I think often with sequels and additions to franchises, it's often just, let's tell the story because we can. Because then you get a finding door. Like, finding door

was not a story that needed to be told or was a new story that it was like, it was like, hey, let's make another one so we could sell more toys. We don't really have a story to pair with it. We'll just make it. Well, I think it's like, you give information, but you also have to give new mystery. Yes. So if you're just explaining everything and also you're like, but you also have to give new mystery. Yes. So if you're just explaining everything and also you're like, oh, that's, that's it. There's no other. Okay.

Yeah. That gets that's it. Yeah. I don't want to find out the currency conversion in John Wick for the coins to how many dollars they're worth. I don't want, I don't want to know that. Like you want some of that. It's like, oh, I finally got the answer to this thing, but I also don't know about this other thing now. It's like, it's classically, you know, it's handing out information.

Yeah. I think, I think, I'm trying to think of like a franchise that did it okay, did it good sequel? Yeah. Um, that like, that, that hit all those marks for me. Like, didn't go too deep into the mythology and had a new story to tell. I don't know, we're native to man. Tournament two. Tournament two is another one. We're added to the mythology. Yeah. Aliens. Pretty much James Cameron. Just. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, So, supposedly his scripts are some version of his script for that. It's like, he's going on record and said he's not like anything he wants to say about the world. He can now tell through the Avatar movies.

Like, he doesn't want to make any. You don't think there could be a good Avatar movie? I like Avatar. I think that it's possible. It's just, it's got to get to new stuff. It's got to have a good story that's not Pocahontas. Yeah. I'm with Chris, I liked Avatar. I'm one of those people that actually enjoyed it.

I didn't have an insane amount of rewatchability for me. But I remember, I think I saw it in theaters twice. It was beautiful at the time, and I actually did like the characters in story, but it's been so long now. I don't know if I really care for it. To me, it's like the experience of it was really cool, because it was like the first of it was really cool.

It was like the first time I saw 3D. Wow, this is like, this is the first and last time. I just didn't, I don't know. I thought it was a really well directed movie and a really poorly written one. And both, and the same person did both. There's an interesting thing I saw in Reddit a few months ago where someone asked,

can you name two characters from Avatar? So Gourney Weaver. No, no characters. I can name the race, so then I'll be, that's about it. Even the mythology of that movie is just not very exciting. Jake, Jake, Jake, Jax Holy. So that's the only one I can remember.

Like you know, they're doing a whole Disney land, land of Avatar. Like is anyone excited for an Avatar? You watch them talk about them making it, they're super excited about it. But I mean, behind the scenes videos, they're talking about everything is integrated, and everything is like, there's like fiber wires in everything.

Can you plug yourself into the little pounds? You're like, you gotta buy a special headband, like a special adapter. Did you see that Lucas announced he's building a museum? Yeah, L.A. Yeah, yeah, what? Like a billion dollar museum. Wow. Is he bored?

Probably. What's the museum going to be? himself. It's, it's, I think it's, I don't remember exactly. I think it's like movies and Star Wars. George. That's cool. Movies and Star Wars.

The museum. No, that's cool. I love, I love movie and you know, feels a little egotistical to make a museum for yourself. Why not? But it's Star Wars. I mean like, it's not, again, I'm talking to the wrong audience

to that. That's it. I'm just saying like, there's the concept for it. That's awesome. That's that. That's the museum. Now, Lucas's personal collection of final popular art,

including a femura related to his Star Wars franchise, will fill a futuristic-looking new museum planned for LA's Exposition Park. See, now he's like, this belongs in a museum. Like, if that's his character, and now he's making a museum, okay. Now, I'm looking forward to it. I think it's cool.

I finally recently watched Rogue One, and I thought about how, I think it was fine. Like it wasn't my favorite Star Wars movie, but it was okay. And I think about how much people shit on George Lucas for those prequels. It's like, that's gotta be really shitty for him that he built this franchise that people love

but people revile him for his work on it. It's like, I think, you know, people need to remember, like when he's gone, like, what will people say about him? Like if people, people should be nice to him. Like, he's kind of mad at that. I think it's a case of, of, like, just talking about the whole sequel thing that you either make something great and then if you have something new, great,

keep adding to it or else you might, you might taint what you created. I think that's reason why, yeah, taint's a fun word. I think that's like a, like a good example of someone who did that well was like Bill Watersatterson who created Calvin Hobbs. He stopped because he had nothing new to tell. He didn't want to just run this into ground. He didn't want to go the Garfield route

and turn his creation into just a joke of itself and sell it like crazy. And so he stopped and people were like, no, no, no, no, we want more. Like I'm still there. I'm like Bill Watterson, may get anything I will buy it. But if there's something, there's something honorable about going, I made something great.

I'm gonna leave it alone. Well, I mean, I do think it's like, all that, none of that would exist without George Lucas. I still think he's like, very smart. I just don't, very smart, very creative person, but I think he just kinda like, he did try something new with the prequels and it didn't work. I think if George had gone beyond Star Wars and had, like, and maybe after the prequels,

with any of his film ventures, like, what was that, that war film? Red tails? Red tails, like if he had made something that had done really well or had been critically acclaimed or everyone loved that had been another palette cleanse for the prequels, there'd be more of a like, oh yeah, George was that great filmmaker in our mind. Well, he did, well, he didn't direct it, but he produced Indiana Jones, so you could argue that that.

Right, that's why I phrased it that after the prequels when he had tainted that image. I mean, all the way, even in Indiana Jones, we think of like Crystal Skull and that kind of. I try not to, you know? Yeah. Well, it's tough too, because I think the thing that makes George Lucas tough though is that he meddles even with the old films.

And that's what really rubs people wrong. He did stuff like that. He did stuff like that. Yeah. You know, although Rogue One to me felt like, and I didn't like Rogue One, but it felt like the stuff done in Rogue One felt like stuff George Lucas would have done. Yeah. Like CGTarcan and having a movie that ends all the way up

to the start of the next movie, kind of like Revenge of the Sith is like, look, they're building the Death Star and he's already in his later suit like that. It's like, no, I get it. There's like, I have like 20 years in between. You can leave a little bit of time. I can fill in these gaps in my brain.

Yeah, yeah. There was definitely some stuff like that, specifically, I thought about. But I thought visually they really nailed that. The aesthetics. Like the look and the way that it should have been leading up to the episode four. But I don't want anymore prequels.

I don't want anymore. I like the story of prequel. This isn't prequel. This is a sequel to episode three. I know. I don't want anymore stories that have to line up with something else that happened. I don't want anymore stories that have to line up with something else that happened. I don't want anymore stories

where I know how the ending's gonna turn out. I don't want anymore stories where I know who lives and who dies. I agree, I totally, I'm actually incomplete. I didn't want stories where, when Han dies, I'm shocked, you know? Well, that's why I wasn't, honestly, I wasn't that excited about Rogue One compared to like, because I was like, I know it's gonna happen.

The only thing that would like, are they gonna get the Death Star? Well, it's like, it's a right name. Are they? Well, it's like, are they? Are they?

If they told new information about like, episode, you know, like, eight, but they didn't do that. Yeah. Right, because they were not in the proper time to tell them. Yeah, well, they still could have revealed information about stuff like, yeah, there was no big, they could have revealed to the stuff. Oh my gosh, I never knew that. It's like, okay. Yeah, well, they still could have revealed information about stuff like yeah, there was no big

kind of reveals. Oh my gosh. I never knew that is like okay. They could have it and we just don't know yet. Oh Because I thought like their talk of Kyber crystals seemed But that's been talked about a lot in other but they but not in the movies not the movies and they kind of focused on it Quite a bit and talked about it quite a bit and then then like, I thought, well, maybe somebody's gonna come with this by the end of the movie and they're like, no. Yeah, nothing. It just kind of falls off to the wayside.

You're right, and she even had like the- Right. It's like this is a recurring thing in the film. And then like, nothing really happened with it. I'm not really that excited about the Han film now. Like, I was sort of excited. I'm excited just for the casting. Yeah, I mean, it's got, yeah, I

greet Donald Glover doing, you know, land of his fantastic. Anybody watch Atlanta? No. Effect show. I haven't hang on around. Atlanta's so fucking good. They want to go and go. It's all my listings I get to. It's really fun. I think it's only like eight episodes. It's not, and I think each episode's only like 30 minutes. I'm gonna make myself unpopular more. I really don't care for Childish Gambino. I like some of his stuff. I don't like the most I think he chapsed only like 30 minutes. I'm gonna make myself unpopular more. I really don't care for Childish Gambino. I like some of his stuff. I don't like the most recent album he put out, but I think Royal T was really good.

I guess I was an EP. I make myself sound old, but it's really just like, it feels very unfun angry music. Like I like angry music that I can, that I don't know, it's for some reason. Like it's, maybe it's because I like Donald Glover the comedian. And then when he's like, his chance,

he's got a very serious persona that he's created with this childish Gambino image. And it's a very stark difference from the community character I fell in love with. I peed next to a childish Gambino at a party once. Did you? It was a Titanfall launch event here in Austin, like back, I don't know,

one time, like three years ago. Yeah, he performed, like we were doing a live stream up at the front of the building and he was performing out in the back, but like the venue was kind of like this abandoned gutted building and there was no green room for him or no bathroom backstage. So after he performed, he had to come out to the front to go to the bathroom, like just like in the general bathroom with everybody else. So after he performed, he had to come out to the front and go to the bathroom.

Like just like in the general bathroom with everybody else. So it was really weird, like, oh, oh, that's all good. Bathrooms are just weird places to interact with people. I did not interact with them. I recognized them, went about my day. He washed his hands. Yeah, you should not interact with people in bathrooms. Yeah, what about the actual area you're're on a casual, like at work.

I mean, I feel like we've had, I've had like long conversations in bathrooms. Why? You say like, hey, well, like there was just one time whenever I was taking a shower. And then I think Miles was taking a dump. I walked in on that. And then we're all having a talk. And then we kind of like, so everyone was playing with their, and then it think Miles was taking a dump. I walked in on that and then we were all having a talk. And then we kinda like, so everyone was playing with us there. And then it became a thing where we basically had

like a pre podcast podcast in the bathroom. So you ruined all your good stuff. Yeah, yeah. But it was fun. It was like the best bathroom I've played in the showroom. You were showering? He was showering. I was showering.

No, I'm not about that. Yeah.. Yeah, you ever do you have you ever like Sound the toilet in front of Esther. No, no, I don't do that ever No, I will not take a dump around anywhere else even here at the studio I won't take a dump like in that public bathroom I'll go out to the bungalow where you it's like it's own toilet and you can close the door and lock it You ever peed in front of Esther? Yeah. Yeah. It's something about poop. It's something about poop. I'm waiting.

I don't want anyone watching me poop this. Yeah. You fart freely around Esther? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Just no fecal matter coming out. Okay.

Everything else is fine. Just learn and stuff about you. I don't mind. I'm going to talk about it. Yeah. The worst is those farts that catch you. Like I'm not embarrassed farting around here. But when it's like one that catches you

by surprising, when else ever get that, where you're just sitting there, you think it's gonna be like a quick silent fart, then it's just like a huge trumpet. I'm like, I'm sorry, I thought it was gonna be like, I thought it was gonna be quiet. I ran like any new romantic interest, yeah. But when I was married, I was like, no,

it's just fart freely. I think you did. Yeah, I don't know, does that, like? I don't really do, but when it surprises me, then I was like, no, as far as freely. I think you did. Yeah. I don't know, does that have like- I don't really do, but like when it surprises me, you then I'm like, oh, what weird. Does it ever like, does that ever like ruin them, the killer romance? Like when you're married, do you do that?

Yeah. I don't know. I think there's, I think it's a level of familiarity you get to when you're married for years. I don't want to start anyone's parts. Well, I don't, yeah. I didn't even think, I think of it's just funny noise. It is funny, but I don't want to smell it. Yeah. But I don't want to spend anyone's parts. Well, I don't, yeah. And see, I don't even think, I think if it's just funny noise. It is funny, but I want to smell it.

Yeah. But I know. I think, I think you just like, I got a fart. What am I going to do? I like suppress it and hold it in. I have dated someone and I've lived with someone before, but I still didn't like fart.

How long did you live with them? Two years. Okay. Does it go outside to fart? No, I just like maybe go to the bathroom. You go to the bathroom to fart. I mean, I'm not gonna say I didn't ever fart in the round of a fart corner.

But I'm just saying I wasn't like, eh, eh, eh, eh. You know, like, why does that to be married with the sound as well, if you had, like me, you get some sort of feeling like. Maybe that's how you know Chris is farting. You just farted right at the end. No, no, I was saying like if you're gonna fart and laughing,

if you're gonna fart and you don't like what you're just gonna pretend like it didn't happen, you're not gonna laugh at it, what are you gonna do? Yeah, I laugh at it. I don't make some sort of weird noise like that. You don't laugh like, ha ha. Yeah, I don't make a GRD produce sound, but I just, yeah, I just fart.

But I don't think, but again, I just, farts are funny to me. Although, again, when I'm around, if I have like a new, if like I'm on a date with someone or have a new girlfriend, like I don't. Bernie's mentioned on the podcast before, he's not here to defend himself, so I'm gonna tell the story. Good.

But he's mentioned on the podcast before about how if he and Ashley are traveling and a sharing hotel room, he will not take a dump in the hotel room. Then he'll go down to the lobby, and take a dumpster. Yeah, I would, absolutely. I'll wreck that bathroom. You're all fucked.

We all poop. Okay, we all do it. We all have to. Yeah, I'm fine. I just don't want someone staring at me while it happens. I stayed at a hotel once in LA where like, like let's say I'm sitting on a toilet right here, then like three feet in front of me

was just like this full body length mirror. Did you see Jessica's tweet? Yes, I did. So maybe that's what you think about it. That was like, I love that she had, I guess the best word for is, but the guts or the courage to post that picture of, Jessica was, she was at a bathroom and the same thing,

and she just took a selfie of herself on the toilet. And it was the funniest thing I'd seen on Twitter for a while, every tweeted immediately. I can't imagine the thought process behind, like, yes, the mirror. Right, it's the mirror. Like, then it's awkward. Like, I don't know, I can't look, I don't want someone else watching me take a dump.

I don't want to watch myself take a dump. Yeah. You can check your form. How do you feel about people hearing you take a dump? I'm fine, I don't care. Okay. I usually, I'll play music in the bass. Is that the mood? Just like, chill out. I'm like, you go. Wait, Okay, because I usually, I'll play music into bass. It's at the mood, just like,

chill out. It's like, you go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are we talking just at home or in public bathrooms? Not in public. Yeah, if a girl's involved, then I'll play music. But it's weird, because- Do you have a special playlist for it or- No, well, that's the thing.

It's like you get in there and you're already self-conscious about the sounds of your shitting. But then you're like, oh, but then you realize you're about to be judged on your music selection too. So you have to pick songs you think, the other person that, yeah, he's playing childish Gambino. He must be angry.

Yeah. He's making shit. I don't think he's just having this shit and making shit. Yeah. So you have to be careful. I wish you did that here at work. I should start doing that.

Josh, how'd you know? You hear the worst sounds, it's like ever in a guy's bathroom when you have like a bunch of old dudes in there, because they don't care. And they just make, they're just plopping sounds and they're just grunts and just the worst noises ever. But imagine if there was like,

also the soundtrack to La La Land. Right. Right. Like how much, like, way more pleasant. I got to know what's the last song you played while you pooped. I think it was a George Michael song. I think it was too funky by George. Yeah, because you know, you can have like a Amazon echo or whatever or you can like, like, play my poop playlist. Play shit list. I don't know. Play my shit list. Yeah. So, what's today?

The podcast, last week's podcast is just coming public today. But in last week, I'm not going to say it, but I'm not going to say the exact phrase. But Bernie said something to trigger assistive home devices to purchase a Ruchitith product off of an online store What? Yeah, so he told people's the device things to make to purchase something. Yeah, wow Did I make it in the final cut? Yeah, it was in the title. Oh wait, so he commanded yes, she buy something Really funny I certain card game that we made That's pretty funny. Did you did you watch it all did you guys watch the two robots talking to each others on twitch? Yeah, the Google homes. Yeah, it was interesting because they were they were always so well I understand was Were they programmed a certain way because they always seemed so confrontational they were very well

They like they would get to a point where they agree on something. Like, I caught him at a point where they're talking about getting married. And they were talking, let's get married. When should we get married? I'm ready to get married now. Well, let's get married now. We're married.

Well, how many kids do we want? 67. Well, the names of our kids, I don't know. You don't know the names of your own kids. Stop getting mad at me. And then they just like do you ball? They're like a bad marriage. Marriage simulation. Yeah, that's what it was was but it was the course of like 20 seconds yeah

it was like we was interested to watch it like falling love fall out of love be angry then like they did they got angry with each other and they'd go back and forth one would be like the one be angry the other then they'd like find a middle ground then they'd get back up to the top and there were definitely some existential crisis is crises as well it as well. It was interesting. And I feel like we talked about that on the podcast before. I said that I wanted to have all the different devices, the three I could think of, talk to each other

and have a conversation. So I'm gonna fucking storm my idea. Yeah. I love that. I love that kind of stuff with, like, I love that people use Twitch and streaming servers to do this kind of stuff, like when Twitch plays Pokemon. Like that's some of my favorite things that come from the internet when

Phenomenon kind of arises from that and you just start seeing things of social media about these two robots are talking to each other, what's going on and everybody starts quoting and you're like, what is this? And you tune in, you're like, this is amazing. Those are my favorite things on the internet. It was really interesting to watch. They went in it.

They were actually used in Alexa to buy stuff like that. Like that, that piece of it actually scares me. Yeah, I do not own one. Yeah, I don't know either. It's a great moment in the two guys from Polygon have a podcast, cool games, Inc. And they, so they were, a lot of people from Polygon, they worked from home. They're very telecommunicant of company. And so they were recording off its own. Kind of forwarding off at so. Kind of forwarding off at so. Yeah, I guess so. So they're recording their podcast, the two guys, Griffin,

and I think Nick Robinson does it with them, I think. And during the podcast, one of them got notified, there's a guy working on his bathroom, like doing stuff to fix his plumbing or something like that. And while he's recording the podcast, he gets a notification that the plumber had hit his Amazon prime button and had ordered toilet paper to be sent to his house.

Like, he's like, the plumber just ordered toilet paper at the house. He probably didn't know what it was. Yeah, and he just, he's like, he just touched it and then nothing happened and then he got the notification while they were recording for it. If any of you keep the plumber kept hitting it, like, what is this thing? He's not doing anything. touched it and then nothing happened and then he got the notification while they're recording for it. When you keep the plumber kept hitting you like, what is this thing? Is not doing anything?

That is kind of nice. So it's like the plumber. It's like his area of expertise. See the toilet. And he's like, he's going to need some toilet paper better. I've seen the shape those pipes for it. I just I would love to have seen the camera though of the guy like looking at this foreign button and going, what happens if I do? And then like nothing happens and he's like looks around yeah Yeah, I think that's pretty funny someone mistakenly or even on purpose by his stuff your house That is that'd be a good just a I mean that someone's over at your house. Just like you click it Alexa order I'll be very careful what you're saying right there. Change your name.

Tiffany. Order a thousand condoms on Amazon. Because that's all you have to say. Just order, just try to have one. I don't know. I don't have one. I don't really know how it works, but like, isn't that it? Yeah. Yeah.

Do you own one? No, I don't. Can it buy you a new stuff or can it only buy you stuff you've already bought? I think it can be new stuff. Really? We talked about this in last week's podcast, but there was a news report where a little girl was talking with one of those devices and she asked it to play dolls with her, but it misheard and then purchased a dollhouse for her.

Oh, smart. That showed up at the home. And then when the news reported on it, the newscaster said the exact same phrase. And then everyone who was watching the news, they were devices all went out. Well, that's like when Xbox, when the connect and the voice activation,

that remind me of just having too much fun going. Yep. Xbox shut down. You know, stuff like that. Yeah. But now it's Cortana. Yeah. I used to do that all the time.

It took me about a week and a half to realize that it switched over to Cortana and I was yelling my Xbox constantly. I think I bitched about that before, but I thought that that was a dumb change that they made. Because, I'm trying to unify themselves with PC and everything. But my wife had been using voice commands

on the console for a long time. Then one day I had to be like, oh, now you have to call it this other thing. Like, why? Like, oh, it's, they just changed the name. But why? Like, if you're not like really into gaming or you don't understand this, like, it doesn't make any sense. I already had a name.

It should be able to respond to both names. Yeah. I mean, I guess they assume that Cortona is not too deep of a cut for Xbox users. But still, I agree. There's no reason. Yeah. If they really want to get like mass marketer, make it like a home entertainment device like they're trying to position it, then it's dumb.

Yeah, I didn't even realize they'd made that change. Yeah. I'm sorry, I was not a fan. I just might connect. And I feel like it never listens to me. Now, I find I have to really yell to get it to respond. If I talk like a robot, it listens a lot better. Yeah.

I think it's prejudiced against humans. Against blotters. Yeah, blotters. Blotters? I guess the worms. Okay. He'll be realistic. Listen to what's complained about AI intelligence.

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And right before we came on to tape this, I saw, well for a while now I've been wondering if I'd taken my last flight ever on a 747, you know, like the big jumbo plane. And I saw right before we came on that United tweeted that they will see 747 operations by the end of this year. So the window for flying on that plane is really narrow. So is that like, is that like something that means a lot to you? Like your last flight? Yeah, would you want to make sure your last flight of 747 is like a mean? Yeah, like I feel like I need to take a trip now. I need to figure out a way just to fly in it one more time

to have it be like my final time. Cause when I was a kid, like, that was the plane, like that was like the plane I was thought about. Like that's, I think literally the only plane I could like offhand name. Right, like it was so iconic and really changed aviation. Why are they getting rid of it? It's old and now there's more fuel efficient ways

to move people around. Okay. That's why you really don't, for the most part, you really don't see giant planes with four engines anymore. Gotcha. I can now everything's a little smaller and too much. I don't even think about what I'm riding on. I just kind of get in and go to sleep.

No, I think about it because I don't think about it. Out of the context of airplanes, that's a funny statement. I don't even think about what I'm riding on. I just get in and then go to sleep. Yeah. Not as weird as like Like playing music like I mean it's not that weird. Have you tried it? I play music like if I go on if I go to a photoshoot I'll play music for the model to make like make it less like awkward

Just stand there and clicking the button like that, but never used it for pooping. Yeah. I Thought of a better name for what cyborgs and AI will cause. Instead of blooders, it should be bloodies. Bloodies. What? I just think it's like, I don't know. Like the derogatory term machines would have for you. Yeah.

A bunch of bloodies over there. I like what was it? In the NICIL Republic, does hk 47 call people meet meat sex Yeah, that's a common thing for robust. I think in fiction to call people meet sex. Yeah people are weird like the human body like it's just Meet and bones. Yeah, it's just like a weird thing that's like wrapped in skin getting very existential here That humans are weird. Yeah. It's just bizarre to me. And it's weird too to think when you're touching someone you're like I'm poking their meat. Yes, I'm gonna poke your meat. Please don't poke my meat. No, no, my meat's very sensitive. No, it's something I

think about a lot. Like just how weird being alive or like being sentient is. I think this is close to getting us being deep about life. No, yeah, yeah, maybe. Like I'm just talking about his anatomy. I think about, as I get older, I also think about death a lot. And I wonder if like, have I passed the halfway point? Like where was the halfway point in my life?

Like, yeah, where do you turn? And it's like now there's less in front of you than there is behind you. A literal half life. Yeah. Yeah. Because I think about like, I guess I'm out of point where like I should be having a midlife crisis or something. I think like, like, that's like how people struggle with their own mortality and thinking about the fact that I can't hear out of the crisis. Look like a big computer with VR. But you buy that stuff. Oh, shit. Big computer with VR. Did you buy that stuff for me? Oh shit!

I don't know. Well you probably had the good half of your life. The good half is dead of life. Like you're, it's definitely. Man, let me tell you something. More bad than good. Let me tell you about how I passed the good half of my life. On New Year's Eve, I slept bad and I got a crick in my neck and my neck and my shoulders

still hurt. It's been a week and a half and I'm still like, ah yeah, my neck and my shoulder still hurt. It's been a week and a half. And I'm still like, ah, yeah, my neck. That sucks. That would not happen to me to a younger person. You stay home for New Year's Eve? Yes, I did. Yeah, just you and Esther. Yeah, when the dogs, like I'm always nervous

about the dogs with fireworks. They don't like fireworks. Cool. No, like I wanted to go out, but just like I get worried about them. Because I have some neighbors who live relatively close to me Who buy like big commercial fireworks and put them off like with huge explosions? Yeah, I think it was like Small ones that dogs probably wouldn't care, but the big ones they feel I hate people who set off fireworks inside the city

Yeah, cuz it's so just fucking with everyone's dogs. Yeah, I kind of wanted a pig Recently, but like, I need to do the dog. All right, let's not skirt that issue. I want a pig, Chris. Yeah, I want a pig. I would love like a pig, like a pet pig. They're super cute, they're awesome, they're smart.

The only thing is, like the idea of a teacup pig or it's like a miniature pig doesn't, it's not a thing. Yeah, they just grow. They just keep growing. They sell them like, oh yeah, it's gonna be this cute little dog. It's like, doesn't happen. They get big. But I really want one.

But I don't have the, I don't. You could get a small one. Then when it gets big enough, you could just eat it and get another small one. Oh, no. No, I don't think I can do that. Because I want a serious answer. If you owned a pig and you had kept it long enough

that you got big enough to eat, would you actually eat the pig? Probably not. No, I don't think I could eat it. Yeah, this man. But pigs are delicious. They are. There's actually a guy in my apartment complex that owns a pig. I actually came out of our gym and I like walked out

and he just, there's a pig and I asked, could I pet your pig? And he said, yeah, and I got to pet a pig. Wait, so he lived in an apartment? Yeah, I don't know if he had it like, I think the pig might have been a secret pig. Secret pig? Yeah.

Well, because I'm all like, man, I would totally get a pig. You'd have to really get to like your apartment complex to check it. Yeah, well, it's, and the thing, it's just, I'd worry about it getting so big that it becomes cumbersome. You still live here in the studio. Do you think, do you think? There's puppies in stage two. There's puppies in stage two.

Stage five needs an animal. What happens, and I guess if it ever, well, no, because here's a deal, fat a pig, and it's like, ever's like, oh, I can't handle this pig anymore. I need to like put it up for adoption. It would just get slaughtered. Right.

Like, you can get, you have a dog. I don't think there's a rescue. There's no pig rescue, because that's bacon. You know what I mean? How many pigs in America live to just old age and death. I'm not long on. I used to race pigs actually, and I was a kid. I was in 4-H and I would race pigs to like show pigs and then sell them.

Yeah, then you auction them off. It's actually how I was able to afford my Sega Genesis as a kid. How many pigs do you sell in this cost? It was just one, it's just a big fat one. All right, that's the exchange rate of pig sale. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro.

I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro.

I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. I'm gonna be a pro. like, you know, how many hours of work would it cost to buy this game, right? But like to think of it in terms of pigs,

like how many pigs? Well, some of these, like video games are actually, that's my, that's my barometer on whether something is a good deal or not. Like it's where, how much cost more than video games? Yeah, whether it's where video games or a console. So like if, you know, someone says, yeah, we should go to this, you know, concert or something.

It's like 200 bucks. Like, well, it's basically a PS4. Like, I don't, I don't think the hours don't line up. Yeah. You know, it's like a, it's a value judgment. That's a good, yeah. That's a good way of thinking about this. Yeah. I do that all the time also. Like when I was a kid and I had like jobs, you know, and then it was like, it was always like, this, I have a goal that I want to hit. So everything boils down to how much does that take away from my goal or what is the value of it?

And it's like how many hours of enjoyment will this add to my life? Because a video game can give you 20 to 50 to whatever you're around. I actually like games that are shorter now because I feel more satisfied with them because I know I can finish them. Like a game that's like five hours or like 10 hours at tops.

Like that's great for me because I'm like That's a realistic thing when I know a game's gonna take 50 hours to beat I'm like I'm never gonna yeah time to finish it. Yeah Why stop doing all the side quests on like RPGs? Like when I played Final Fantasy 15 I intentionally was like I'm gonna try to stick to the stories Much as I can I had to do some side quests to like level up and make sure I was level appropriate, but I was like, I got to get through this because I've got so many games to play.

How did you beat it? I think it took me 38 hours. Do you like it? Yeah, it was good. I only played, I only, I mean, I was at a friend's house, I only played for a couple hours. It was a fun game.

I mean, that's the story kind of falls off the rails and it was a little weird, but it's Final Fantasy. Yeah, I want, yeah, she didn't used to be that way though. It's always been kind of that way. Final Fantasy 6, which is one of my favorite games ever. I played it when it was three on the Super Nintendo. That's probably my favorite.

Yeah, which is amazing and it has a very simple story with really good characters. And after I think once they started, once they hit seven, once it hit seven, it will all over the place. And now it's known for that. Unfortunately, it's like, oh, you're gonna get this story that doesn't really exist. My favorite was 10, where it turns out he's not real. Yeah, you're a ghost that's a memory of your dead father

or something like that. Yeah, the nine I feel like was pretty straightforward. But that was like a return that fantasy was. That was like a return to like that. Even that classic style of trouble following sometimes. I was like, yeah, fantasy one. That was like a return to like, I had trouble following sometimes. I was like, yeah, there's some fantasy stuff happening. The series that really kills me is Kingdom Hearts. Like, I don't know why that seems like the most straightforward

mythology that you could do. And they made it so insane where you literally have no idea what's going on. You're like, you're just basically, okay, can I just get to like, name it for Christmas now? I don't care about this dimensional crap. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird how convoluted storytelling

in video games can become. Yeah. I don't understand why that's the case, but there's definitely a lot of games where that isn't the case. Sure. I think, you know, like right now, I'm playing through Gears of War four.

And it's definitely, like it actually so far, I'm not done yet, makes sense. It's like, okay, I understand why we're doing this. I understand what we're doing this. I understand why we have to go there. So I'm hoping that I can at least get through it. But is it good? I only played one and two and the story was not the best.

I mean, it's in the Gears of War universe. Yeah. So it's very the same. I think Gears of War I was extra weird because if you played, the eventually came out with like a revised Updated edition. Yeah, but if you played the original launch version of Gizel War one there were huge sections of the game cut out And even by the time you reach the end of the game like late in Gizel War one there's a scene where they're like

Oh, we have to go stop, you know general what ram on the train. Yeah, he's got the bomb You know and then you're like what bomb? It's like the first time they mentioned it at all It's like you're gonna know where it's like what oh we're chasing a bomb like Because all the other stuff talk explain the bomb like oh that was all cut. They didn't have time to finish that Yeah, then when they released the updated like remastered version they put all of that stuff back in when it comes to games Where does story lie in like priorities for you for the beyond enjoy the game? I'm pretty I like a good story. I, that's what keeps me playing a game. I skip through every line of dollar.

No. I will skip through everything. I don't care. And for the most part, I'll lie these games. You can just get the story even by skipping through. Like you don't need that. Like especially these really long games,

like just finishing Skyrim Reuben, like Fallout 4. Like I like Fallout 4's story. I skipped a ton of dialogue, still understood the entire story. I mean, the last game that I didn't skip the dialogue was probably like, Bioshock Infinite. And I love that story. And I thought that, yeah.

What? I'm in your boat. Yeah, I was not a fan of Infinite. I thought half of a really great game. Yes, I'll agree with that. You may be sad. The first half is excellent. And then there's a point that turns,

we're just like, I don't, again, it goes into nonsensical storytelling. It's like, oh, like we have to have a twist. The people aren't expecting. What's it just gonna be? Oh, just something really dumb. Yeah, it felt like Matrix Reloaded. It felt like the, again, expansion of mythology

that's taken the wrong direction. It's just like, oh, I'll have another unpopular opinion. Okay. I kind of feel the same way about old boy. I'm gonna see it. It's like I was like everyone raves about it about how great it is. I'm like, yeah, it was like, it was okay.

And then it just kind of falls off the rails. It's a really well made movie. Yes. Which if you haven't seen his new movie, the hand made and you should, because it's the best movie of last year. I'm not seeing it yet. It's amazing.

It's fantastic. Yeah. It's made my It's fantastic. Yeah. It's, I made my mom watch it. You probably can't find it anywhere. You probably can't watch it anywhere. It's such a limited release. It was out, well, yeah, it's out of theaters by now, but I made my mom watch it over Christmas break.

You watched it with your mom. Yeah, it's, if you don't know what, it's almost you'll happen to see. It's this, like the most, it has just insanely explicit sex and more, it's almost like the way they talk about sex. Oh, this movie, yeah, I remember this. Yeah, it's Showed like it's unbelievably good. It's it's playing today at the Ritz. There you go. You should go today. What time? 9 30 PM? You should go. It's incredible. I went in Basic. I have a long movie. Yeah, yeah, but it's good. Well, it Yeah, it's got a few parts. It's a parts fun. It's good though.

It's good. It's a good. Yeah. I have a movie park here. Have you seen a train to Busan? No, I heard it's awesome. Pretty good. The zombie ones.

Yeah, I think it's maybe a little overhyped. Okay. But it's good. Yeah. It's a solid zombie movie. I'm always a little weary of uh... Like genre films that get hyped cause I feel like I get burned on those more than I get burned on those.

I mean, I feel like it's got way too much up. I think it's got like a 97% around tomatoes or something. Yeah. It's a good movie. It's not. That's how I felt about like attack the block. And what was wrong with attack the block? It's fine.

It's not amazing. I agree. I thought it got overhoused. Fun. I think the core story is cool, like the alien mythology and that that tethers it. I think the movie that kind of centers around it is not particularly interesting or exciting.

What does that mean? You said the story and it is good, but the story, the core story, he's saying the mythology, the idea of the alien mythology in the movie is cool. But the actual, what actually happens in the movie isn't particularly like fun. I like this fun. I enjoyed it, but I thought it was overhyped. I thought it was like well this was okay. I felt so many about the raid. The movie was, I was bored. Really? Yeah. I thought the, again great premise. It was like when I heard the premise, oh, a guy's gonna fight

his way through 30 stories of bad guys. Like that sounds really cool. And they did a, there's a better version of that in dread But yeah the raid Did you just say dread is a better version of the raid? Yeah, same same exact Dread is you didn't like dread it's really good. I like dread not the still own dread which I watched the other day on on HB ago. I thought dread was way more absurd. I Thought dread knew what it was okay, totally. I thought Dred knew what it was, okay, tonally. I don't know. Anyways.

I never saw Dred, but I hear people who did watch it. Most people, most people I heard defend it. It's good. It's really good. Love their slow mo in that movie. Talk to you having about it. Yeah, they love it. Yeah, I looked up Trina Boussons 96% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Yeah. That's not, no. It's okay. What was your favorite movie 2016, guys? Favorite movie of 2016? Yeah, no, okay Favorite movie of 2016 I might have an unpopular opinion here never 16 It barely qualifies But I saw no, no, I don't have to think about it. You have to think about it. I'm gonna be like, I gotta see what movies came out.

Cause I feel like I'm gonna say something that I'm gonna forget. I have at least a few of my head that I could tell you of my favorites. What? I, a rival's pretty hard to fire up there. A rival was good. I would say it's something where between

a rival, Lala land, and maybe even handmade. Yeah. I haven't seen handmade. I feel like, probably, I like a rival more than Lala land, but I definitely feel like out of all the movies, La La Land is the one I'm saying the most. Yeah.

We're not musical. We haven't sung any of the songs in the rival. Yeah, so. Yeah, she made the drones. I thought, yeah, I enjoyed arrival. I wasn't as hyped on as everyone else was. I thought it has an amazing, without spoiling it. It has an amazing twist. and then after that twist,

it doesn't know what to do with itself. There was a great, these movies, they put out like VFX Reels and show you like these people show off the VFX. I watched the VFX Reel of Arrival, and all it taught me was that I think in Arrival, they couldn't afford any vehicles. Like, almost every vehicle,

like even like, not even just like far away, like even just like trucks, just like nah, it's put it in digitally. It was like every every vehicle, like even like not even just like far away, like even just like every like trucks. Just like, nah, it's put it in digitally. It was like every fucking vehicle, not just the helicopter or the or the spaceship. So I'm, I thought Civil War was good. That's kind of a big blockbuster movie. Uh, oh, oh, oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Was that this year? Oh, yeah. Tenk lower fill lane. Easy. Yeah, that's in my top 10 of the year. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's that was it. That was it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's that was it. That was I think that's a great example of I don't know I mean I still collect 10 close field lane to the clover field

Verse and it's a great way of like we have this this world we created Let's make another story from it, but we don't need to just do the same thing over it. Right, and you've heard that Supposed supposedly the next go film movie's coming out later this year. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Well, that's what he said when he came when JJ

made the first one and people were like, obviously, they asked, well, it's the sequel going to be. And he said, and this is forever ago, he was like, I think we could tell other perspectives of the world going through that, going through different stages of that whole problem. Yeah. Bad robot had a movie on the slate for later this year called God Particle that

got removed from the slate. And now it's like, there's a question mark as to if it got removed because there's going to be a chlorophyll. If it's getting, if that was the secret code name for the new chlorophyll. Yeah, 10 chlorophyll, Lane have a secret name. Yeah, it was a Valencia, I think. We need more secret names. We do.

We do, Chris. I so agree with you. What would your secret name be? No, I'm not me. I want to know your secret name. If you want a secret name that when we reference you and conversation people know, we're talking about what is Chris's secret name?

Big virtual dick. I was thinking, I was thinking, or bloody, or bloody, bloody, or I feel like I would've never ever wanted to reference Chris in anything. I wouldn't mind a or bloody or bloody bloody. Okay, or I feel like I feel like I would if you ever want to reference Chris in anything. I wouldn't mind a captain, captain bloody. Captain bloody. That's not a bad one. Captain.

I'm just talking about like project wise, we don't have secret names for a while. Why don't you have a secret name for level of roosters? Because everyone here was coming, it was a number of years ago. We use some sometimes. When? I can't say.

Can you say what production had a secret name? They have, I feel like we have productions have, do you tempt names? You and I are working on something. You should just come with a tempt name for right now. Tempt name is not, is not a secret name. Tempt name is a secret name. Tell me about our secret project.

Our secret project. You're gonna be in trouble? No, no, no. It's, it's, it's, Are you making up a name now? Yes, I am. That's not real though. It's Dr. Dr. Blarrant, Dr. Dintis, like, venture. Dr. What?

Dr. Bar that did just adventure. You still didn't say it. What? That's the secret project. Dr. Bar the Dintis the Venture. Bar the Dintis? Dr. Bar the Dintis the Venture. Dr. Bar the Dintis the Venture. Okay, we don't need any more secret names. Bar the dentist? Dr. Bar the dentist adventure.

We don't need any more secret names. That's my secret name. That's a bad idea. Bar the secret project in my job. I'm working on it. Dr. Bar the dentist adventure. Tell you more about it. Coming soon.

Dentist's slated this year. Worst of all of 2016, yes. Oh, oh, I saw two terrible, on one flight, I watched two of the worst movies of 2016 back to back. Yeah. They're not my pick. They're up there. But they're bad. They're bad. I watched Ghostbusters. Yeah. And back member Superman. Yeah. Back to back on the flight. And I was like, I'm ready for anything. And then I watched Suicide Squad. And I was not prepared. Suicide Squad. We wrote them all the bad rid of those. No, no, no, suicide squad are watch later. Like the next one says like, you thought the bar have been set.

I thought I was like, I've experienced the low and no, suicide squad blew them all out of the water. Yeah. Like Batman was super at least I was like, I think there was a good movie in there. There was like a core of a good movie that I fucked up. Suicide Squad, I can find it. Honestly, the ultimate edition, the extended,

doesn't fix the movie in its entirety, and it's still, for the most part, a bad movie. But it fixes a lot of the questions you have that you feel like you're missing on information, and actually gives a plot line to everything that Luther does. It actually fixes a lot of the story problems of the movie, but by doing so, it makes it a three hour movie,

and it's long, and it's got bad pacing, and so it doesn't really fix it. But it's like, oh, so they had a story there, it just was a three hour plus. And I would and it's got bad pacing so it doesn't really fix it but it's like oh So they had a story there it just was a three hour plus and I would also get annoyed anytime Wonder Woman showed up They played the same music you every time like I get it. It's Wonder Woman Like you don't like musical cues like it was like over the top it was like in your face. It was like those drums I remember I went was like Yeah, okay, I got it you. You could have cut the volume on that by had just dragged the slider down.

Yeah, we're good. They play the same notes over and over again throughout the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy. It is that anthem, throughout all three films over and over again. Oh, listen, I know. I know, Lord of the Rings has themes. Has like 30 or 40 individual characters,

that one theme that they both sing it. No, it's over sing it so what you would you might be thinking of is like they might have the same traveling music because what I was gonna say was I was had that I'm not saying there's not any other music but they literally use that same I had that problem with lost because any time on lost that they were gonna like set out somewhere it's like oh here we go it's the travel music we are cubes the montage walking across the island. You want to hear something crazy? I heard recently about a movie coming out. So Shyamalan has a film coming out, right?

Split. Okay, right. And we all don't like Shyamalan because Shyamalan makes bad movies now. I actually heard from some of that. I actually put this incredible source that splits actually supposed to be good. Hmm. Did anyone see the visit? I heard the visit was good, but I was okay.

I feel I do feel like it's possible for him to make a good movie. Yeah, I agree. That's why I've gone and seen every fucking movie he's made. Cause I'm like, maybe we'll get unbreakable, Shamanlon back. Yeah, I showed him, break out my wife a couple months ago. Like I didn't really give her any setup for it. I was like, yeah, let's watch this movie.

Start watching it and she's kind of like happy and attention. And then it like starts and growsing her and grabbing her more and more Then like you know, once you start getting to like some of the reveals and when she's like is this a superhero movie? I thought she really enjoyed that reveal like the way that it built up like it's told Mr Like the whole time and she just saw it recently and had never seen it. Yeah, never seen. That's funny Never heard of it. It was good to... Did she say that was someone? She didn't know Shyamalan?

No. What do you think when you told her? Well, she's not really big into film and directors and stuff. She probably would recognize the name, but she probably wouldn't be like... She would know the sixth sense of it. Yeah. Yeah. So I thought Unbreakable was good.

That sixth sense in Unbreakable was really good, and then this is kind of... That's not exciting. ...called up to her else. No, I like science. I hate it. Yeah, fucking hate it. It's signed. I think was the beginning of the division. Yeah, the other one was a was the village the village. Oh, I like the Village. I think people were mostly on board for signs. It was still a hit. It's still. Yeah, I was like, okay, that wasn't bad. I enjoyed the village is the is the dividing point because that's again, that's like it's like by Oshak Ivan. It's like there's half of a great movie in the village

and then it just goes off the rails and you're like, oh man, I love the music in the village. It's got a great soundtrack. I never, I only ever saw it once at the theater and I never watched it again. Angrily walked out. I've always thought about if given the opportunity, would I take it if you could like have a movie

or raise your memory and get to watch it again from scratch, would you and what would it be? And I've always like thought like if you get the opportunity That's kind of a bad thing because then you're just gonna rewatch all seven set of getting to explore new experiences It might be something like something like usual suspects really yeah, so you see that twist again. Yeah, that was such a cool experience It's a weird thing to think about like people not finishing things and like being a fint, like, so it's like you don't, you see bad movie, do you ever walk, you know,

not finish the movie, walk out of the theater type thing? I've never walked out of the theater. I have, but it was for like, the bewitched remake. Yeah, I've never. Yeah, I've never walked out of the other guys. Really? Yeah. But it was very, very, very specific reason.

We had a newborn, it was my birthday, and we had, and when you have a kid, you don't go anywhere, you don't do anything. So given any opportunity to ever go out, it's like, it's like, it's like, you know, it's very special. It's very special. It was my birthday, and my favorite thing to do in all the world is go see movies.

So we bought a double feature, and I came here what we saw before, the other guys was a good movie. And then we got to the other guys and I was not enjoying myself. And I was like, this is a waste of our time and money. Let's get out here and go do something else. And so we left and I never, I think I did finish it later.

Like maybe a couple of years later. Yeah, I left out of the other guys. Yeah, like when I watched Rogue One the other day, when we were done, Esther was like, yeah, she she was like I thought it was okay. She said at first She's like that was she said I didn't like it at all the first half has a really bad first act is really bad And she said it she said it was a kind of movie where If I had walked out because it was so bad and boring I wouldn't have realized oh it all comes together. It's kind of okay at the end. Yeah, so it's like you like playing to your point

Like you could potentially walk out of something I wouldn't have realized, oh, it all comes together. And it's kind of okay at the end. Yeah. So it's like you're like playing to your point. Like you could potentially walk out of something that you think's gonna be awful, that in the end is either really good or kind of comes together. What if there's a, yeah, like relationships or like sex or things that people have walked out of that were like just like Rogue One. You just stop mid sex.

I'm walking out. I'm not in, but I'm not. You stayed till the end, right? The first sex isn it's really. It's really. But the climax of this is going to be great. I don't think that works that way, Chris. It'd be more awkward, certainly, to walk out.

It would be awkward to stop mid-sex and leave. I'm not feeling the same. I'm not. It's a better use of my time to be. I've got a baby, but I really should be enjoying this time. That would be that is like in the room I think probably is like the most offensive things you can do. Even don't even go that far of sex, like even just mid-making out, stop and leave. Without saying anything. Yeah. Yeah. Just say,

nah, nah. Yeah. Yeah. Like that's pretty terrible. Yeah, it's rough. Yeah, all right speaking of terrible and rough It's time to wrap up. Okay Thank you everybody for watching we'll be back again live next week on the 23rd for go check out 11 little roosters If you haven't seen it yet and see if you're out of puzzle. It's like a video game. Yes, it's a video game All right, thanks for watching. Bye Do you like apples? All right, example. Together in Trempathos, Characombs, Characombs are free of Diaz of nothing to do with this podcast.

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