Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Puffer Fish Problem – #367

Episode Date: March 15, 2016

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We have a supplemental segment with some people involved with Hardcore Henry. Shrall to Coplie, the director, Ilya. I'm not gonna try to pronounce his last name and his wife's with an end. Dersha. So yeah, stay tuned after the regular podcast. When they did the intro for Hardcore Henry

at South by Southwest yesterday, the person in showing said, all right, and I should read a bunch of names here that are very long and have a lot of consonants next to each other, so I'll do my best. It's probably interesting for Charlton when his name's the easy one. Charlton, yeah, it is.

But you also, you could very easily read his name wrong if you're reading it for the first time. Shelton Copi? Yeah, Copi? Copi or something. Copi? You talked abouti? Copi or something. You talked about him ages ago on the podcast. I love him.

Because District 9 came out. He's in like 2009 and we were all about that. I had never seen him as an actor before that. And I was just, I loved him. He's like, he nailed that. He's likable. Wiccus. Was that the name of the day?

Yeah, that was me. Wiccus or Wiccus? It was with a W, but it was pronounced Wiccus. Wiccus. There's a movie that's out right now called The Witch, but the way they write it on the poster, instead of a W, it's like two Vs together. The Vitch. The Vitch.

The Vitch. The Vitch. And actually, I talk about going to see it all the time, because it's like, we'll be like, what are you doing tonight? It's like, I don't know. I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna go see The Vitch. I'm gonna see it like, I'm a Vitch. So, we don't wanna go see the movie

because I feel like we're ruining it. But it was like a huge hit at a fantastic fest when we showed laser team. So I had a phone at one point. Oh, here we go. So you're coming in hot today? Me too. You're coming in really hot. The South by Southwest is, by the way, I'm Bernie.

I'm Chris. I was like Gavin and Gus and Gus. Good one. Gus and Gus. I'm fucking nailed it. Yeah back But this is the week that South by Southwest is held in Austin We usually do a politics from some random Bob We brought that up, but I was like I have no idea what you're talking about They're like you do it every every year They didn't win the Sally LaPage last year. We did the science podcast. We should get a science person back in here

We've tried to contact a few, but then I think they look at our videos and they never bought. I like your shirt, by the way, the March March. Oh, thanks, this just went live on the RST store. Literally right now. We were selling the shirt. Yeah. I thought they made it just for you.

No, it went live, you can go to the store and buy it right now. But who lost our minds at this point? Who will buy that? Actually, when I started, when I started RR chief, did you know that Jeff and Gus started another company right after I started research, chief? Can I name the company? Would you know it? Yeah. What was it called? It was Wootwear. Wootwear. That's correct. It was a place that sold t-shirts. And actually one of my favorite t-shirts ever, you know, like, it's not, it wasn't a research shirt, but it was like in the history of like this group was actually a Wootwear shirt.

Do you know which one I'm talking about? Yeah. Which one of it? The green serge. Nope. That was, we gave them a design like Rucherti-Dee. Oh, you said not. Oh, so then it was at the octopus.

Shit. What would it have been? That was the octopus was the other red, forcibly shirt. Yeah. What was it? It was the drunk shirt. Oh, a jerk.

But drunk was spelled wrong. It was spelled drunk. And it's just like, that was it. And was the drunk shirt. Oh, but it drunk but drunk was spelled wrong It was spelled dark and it's just like that was it and it was a really like a brown shirt with yellow dark on it We was it we should we should I that's your design. We should buy that design for you make that sure you just buy it That's what can make it That's the ultimate like retro shirt I'm pretty sure there's a photo of me. I've seen all that great. I search for Gus Durkin It's all like you just gonna be from extra life. Or you at the time you as the tiger. No, not here, it's just extra life.

But yeah, so South by, this year for South by, it's the first traffic becomes a nightmare. The city shuts down. The mayor actually told people on Friday to take a half day or work from home. And do you know what? That worked. Yeah, traffic was awesome on Friday.

Traffic was awesome on Friday. You should say that every fucking day, just like that. Everyone just stay. So this is like for the first time ever, this South by, I start taking the train to get around. What? The light rain? Awesome.

You're awful. Awesome. You know why? Traffic stops for the train. It's true. You're never late. Like you know exactly what time you're gonna leave, what time you're gonna get there.

Why am I awful? You're from the UK. They have trains everywhere. I said I would say I wish Austin used the trains more You should absolutely do it. Yeah totally worth it. It's way cheaper than an Uber dude Uber it's a price things on the You know it's mental it's like four times sometimes. Oh, I never saw that high I got to just point eight at one point cheaper to get an expensive Uber You know have like the all the different levels of Uber depending on where you are These cheaper just to buy the car But like sometimes it's like four times you might as well get Uber select. There's not got surge pricing

I do that. I do I do you do that. I was in a cab on the way here real taxi Yeah, yeah, I was and I was sitting there and we were just a stoplight. Can I ask you a question? Yeah real quick you took a cab And any point during the cab ride did the driver complain about Uber? They always do, yes. But this one didn't. This one didn't. This one didn't because-

This is the best advertiser for Uber in the world because you're like, I can't stand hearing about this Uber thing anymore. I'm just going to go to Uber and drive. Deep, but those guys. I was sitting at a stop light for so long and I was like, man, traffic's really not moving. And he was like, do you want to get out? And I was like, yeah. And he was like, do you wanna get out? And I was like, yeah.

And he was like, just go. And he just let me out and I walked up three blocks and then got another cab and then made it here like easy. I had to get that right now. Yeah, I just had to get past the fat zone. What you, what that means when I love it. So that's okay though. What you did etiquette wise is totally fine.

Where you would be a dick is if you called an Uber guy, got him into that mess, then got out of the car. Well that's, yeah, well that's the thing. He offered it to me. I wasn't gonna be like, hey, can I hop out? You picked up a cab in the middle of all that. He was already there. Yeah, yeah.

He was fucked to begin with. No, that's fine. That's the value proposition there. He'll also pick up somebody else in like literally two minutes in South by Southwest downtown. So, so this is South by, we've probably explained this 10 billion times, but South by Southwest is actually three different

festivals. It's an interactive festival, which is weird, and getting weirder all the time. South by Southwest film and South by Southwest music. And music hasn't even started yet. That's the big one. That's the big one. That's like tomorrow.

That's where like a million people descend That's the big one. That's like tomorrow. That's where like a million people descend on the city and it becomes a nightmare. And we, we've told the story before on the podcast, but when we had our old office, which we sadly drove by the other night, last night, and it was now, it's now a hotel. They tried to even recognize it.

Yeah. They tore down our office and they built a hotel now. It's a construction. It's coming in 2017. This hotel. Like a loft. Like a loft hotel. Coming soon construction. It's coming in 2017. This hotel. Like a loft. Like a loft hotel. Coming soon. It's weird. The last happy hour we put up was Jeff slamming that ping pong go into my forehead from like seven years ago. It's just crazy. That room doesn't exist anymore. Isn't that? I fuck it. Who cares? That office sucked.

You remember that office? We're talking about the one where it was what we call our Congress office, but that was when that's the one where we started at RT Shortzin and it's first ever did our live action productions. Moves our first ever live action production, do you remember? We kept it dynamic. Ninja Gus. That is a count. That is a count.

That is a count. We were posting live action footage of you in the hallway. A narrative story. A narrative story. I'm a man in a hallway. You like hopped into the back room of you in the hallway. A narrative story. I'm a man in a hallway. You like hopped into the back room because you were filming that and I was like, what are you doing? It came in like We're starting something big. Yeah, the other thing I do it is

I was I was sat in the room that was to the left down that down that hallway. Well, where I am there. Like behind me. I still have that hoodie. I do, I do too. And basically, yeah, he like sprints into the room at the end. I was like, what the hell is happening? I think this next one is my favorite. The camera move, like the discovery move is great. Oh, I see we get the penalty yet.

And that was based on the Ninja Cat short, which at the time was a video. But I thought, we actually filmed a couple of different things. I think Gavin, you were with me, we were doing like stupid life hacks. We never posted anything. Remember like the stop sign? The life hack we had? He's like, I have to stop it, stop it, stop sign.

And that's the hack. That's right. But it was like, you're like, check this out. You just like, well, straight through, you're like won't speak like Wait, wait stop where you're walking yeah, I thought you were driving That was part of it too, and then we were drugs we were gonna like lead to driving everything But some about it like I don't think we had enough confidence yet as like filmmakers that their live action filmmakers So I was like is this working and we're like ah, no, we just went to lunch and said kind of fuck it

I don't even think we edited that thing ever did you you even shoot it? We did shoot it. We shot it on I Think I had like a camcorder remember that side like like little screen would flip out camcorder That's what I think I shown the dawn. I think there's a whopping 720p Yeah, or a flip or something some some product that no longer exists The other thing I'm doing to try to to around and beat traffic, and I did this last night, we know we got a chance to see the movie last night, Hardcore Henry. And when I was on my way, which was great, we'll talk more about it when we get to that part.

But one of my other things to get around traffic is I rent those bikes from the B-cycle place. Oh, that's so I do that too. Yeah, last go to bikes. I basically from my place, I drove down to the UT campus, saw a place, got on a bike, and just rode a bike from UT to downtown. It's smart. Took like five minutes. It's down.

No traffic, you go right around everything. When I was making fun of you for getting on the train, I was gonna say, have you done the bikes, because I actually do do the bikes, and those bikes are great. Although I'm always worried I'm gonna get to a rack that's completely filled. So I took the bikes successfully down to the movie last night.

Then when I left, I was like, I was kinda tired. I was like, I'm just gonna take an Uber back up to my car and then take my car back out. So I got an Uber, went back up to my car, then had to drive from my car back to my place. And as I'm driving to my place, I saw a cyclist get hit right in front of me. No.

And it was like, it's a sign. Like, I should not be doing this anymore. Like, there was a cyclist get hit right in front of me. No. And it was like, it's a sign. Like, I should not be doing this anymore. Like, there was a cyclist. Was he a bike Uber? Oh, he did. There was a cyclist in the bike lane to my right. He passed me and the car in front of me turned its right turn signal on and it was going to turn into a restaurant.

Yeah. And then just fucking hit the cyclist. I think that's a common accident between car and cyclist. Like, I knew somebody who was driving and a cyclist punched her car and she was furious about it. I was like, what happened? He's like, the cyclist was in the, like, just driving along on the side of the road and I passed him and I was taking a right turn

and it's like, he had to stop and then he punched me and he would like, cursed me out. What an asshole. I'm like, no, you cut off a cyclist. You like passed him and then turned right in front of him. Like, that's you being a dickhead. But they don't know what it is. Like, yeah, I was still on this hill and a bunch of ants came out and I was like,

what the hell is happening? It's like, yeah, what? You still know that, no. Stupid ass. It was like, you know what? I was stomping on their home like God, I was crushing 90 of them today. And they got pissed off. Yeah, it was such a, and it like,

it's one of those things where somebody says it with zero self-awareness. It's like, even after I explained it to her, she was like, no, he was a dick. I'm like, okay, I guess we're going with that. That's the way that'll go. It would be weird if you cut someone off in a car and they get out and punch a car though. But if they hit your car with their car,

that would be like, you caused an accident. Yeah, but a punch is like, well, also also I don't know that she punched the guy put like he probably actually hit the side of the car And because he's okay. Yeah, I don't know if he didn't change the scene like nint like he wasn't like put him up There's a lot of fail videos of cyclists and motorbike guests motorcyclists You get annoyed and kicking cars while they're driving. And it just knocks them off balance. Oh, yeah.

It happens a lot. It's funny. People kick cars while they're driving along. What are the great subreddits is instant karma? Have you ever been to that? Yeah, I love that one. Is it gross? There's another one actually.

It's kind of like instant karma. What's it called? It's called Justice porn. Have you seen that? It's, it sounds like pornographic, but it's not. It's all just like, oh yeah. It's all barely legal. It's all barely legal karma. But it's like somebody does something wrong and it just like comes back immediately to like pay off. Well, it's like negatively for them. The guy in the fancy sports car who's like showing off and like, uh, waving and then he,

what are you saying about me? I'm immediately like rex it. Like kind of stuff right I got you. Yeah So you know I I'm remiss to bring this up Because I don't want it to not happen, but my son JD turns 14 this month he turns 14 over the hill I Tonya long in the tooth and Time to retire when you get a higher so but here's the thing, do you think that JD will be driving before that?

I actually think now that's a distinct possibility. I shall not let that happen. JD, can you imagine if JD can't buy me a cheap up? I'm just gonna sabotage his test. Whatever he takes it. You'll just drive bikes around. It's like, ruin every time you take sabotage his test. Whatever he takes it. You just drive bikes around. He's like, ruin every time he takes a driver's test.

Just try to make fake really difficult driving test to give to him. With all the information's wrong, you should find out if there's a fake manual to study for the driver's test and give him that so he gets all the laws wrong. That's sick. ruin him for the rest of his life. So one of the fun things about South by Southwest that happens whenever happens, a lot of people come to Austin

so we see a bunch of people that we don't normally see. Like I was able to record a podcast with Phil DeFranco the other day, his podcast, not ours. And that was great. It was really interesting. It's a table talk. Yes, just a one-on-one conversation. Table clocks where they draw a topic out of the bowl. This was just a one-on-one conversation. Table clocks where they draw a topic out of the bowl.

This was just a one-on-one conversation between him and me. And I don't wanna take away from, you know, that you should go watch it whenever it comes out. But there was a really interesting picture that I saw on Twitter that I believe is wife posted, which like definitely spoke to me. It was a, he was having to take a phone call

during his anniversary dinner. And it's like, I could relate to that photo so fucking much. Anyway, but we talked about it in depth on this podcast. And it's like, do you mean that? Because you had to take a call. Well, I'm going to steal a little bit from what we talked about from that podcast. But it's promotion. One of the things that drives me a little nuts is when I watch people in this industry, like they tweet about stuff, like they tweet about, and it comes up a lot at South by Southwest,

like where people go to a conference or a presentation and the person up there is a motivational person, like telling you, you know, telling you all these corporate paradigms and like believing your dreams and, you know, you got a hustle, that's always the big thing, it's hustle, they always say that. And I always say people always tweeting about,

oh man, I'm hustling, I'm getting it done, making the dream come true. And it's like, then they post a picture and it's like their idea of hustle is them at like One of those shitty corporate party photo booths with like the fake mustache and they're out there hustling and making shit happen It's like that's not what that is it's like like feel the Frank out on the phone Interrupting his own anniversary dinner. That's like, that's what that last one. That's what that actually looks like. It's like, that's how, you know, you focus running a little too much on your career.

Rooting your relationships. Exactly. It's like, it's not, it's not the other stuff of like driving a fucking hoverboard with a snack back at or whatever. I feel like it's all, like there's that one hustling and there's also world domination. The world domination thing is like,

listen, not everyone's gonna dominate the world. Why does everyone say that? Like it's a catchphrase. Is that the same? Oh god. Oh god. It's like a buzzword that makes me instantly turn off. Like, all right, I'm done. Typically, people who like Twitch, I find.

Or, I mean, listen, it was Bungie's motto for a long time, world domination. Yeah. I mean, it's like a lot of people use it. A lot of people, and it's just like, just stop it, just stop it, get over it. It's not happening. You're not going to dominate the world.

Of course, we probably would have said that to Donald Trump a few months ago. And he knows he's got, it's in it within reach, man. It's there. It's right there. It's happening. Another person I want to say a shout out to Ryan Williams, who is a guy we met a few years ago. When we were dressed as elves. Yeah, and I would do an event at the YouTube space for, I think it wasn't what's trending,

but it was what's trending was hosting it. She was hosting it. Was a tour anything. Yeah, and it was like a... They've come off like Mugs though because to the untrained eye appears that we thought it was fancy dress, but it wasn't, but really we were just trying to be ourselves Yeah, it was a Christmas thing so we thought why don't Gavin I show up dressed as else and just be like we're just fucking around and like the only person at that thing But he's a woman's elf costume Yeah, I think mine it wasn't you're wasn't mine a Robin Hood costume? Like I turned into that? Something like that. And I'm wearing, like,

Wells Wally took her on to. I think yeah. And it was actually, I think you had just, just started dating Meg. And it was, it was like, we were like, oh, we had this idea. And then it was like, you and I called, I think one costume shop,

trying to find elf costumes two days before Christmas, and they're like, no, go fuck yourself. So we was all booked. We were instantly like, nah. Yeah. So we hit a jacked, we were like, okay, we called one costume shop, it's not gonna happen.

And then it was like, oh no, we'll make this happen. So she rented different costumes and built the elf costumes, all of these different costumes. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, make did all that. Bloody expensive too, I shouldn't have exp. Yeah. Yeah, make did all that. Bloody expensive too. I shouldn't have expensed that. That was a business expense.

It cost me like 200 bucks for that. She made so much. I think the only person who got it, like when we showed up, was Grace Helbig. Remember, she loved it. She thought, what the fuck are you guys doing? It's like this normal charity event we're coming in like elves.

And I think it was way way of funny to us. And this way, that segment where we're on mic, there were introducing, you remember who we're in trolling? Toby Tugging. We're in Chusey, Toby Turner. And I think he thought we were goofing off. And it was just like really uneasy.

He was like, what is this? But anyway, so at that thing, that's where I met Ryan. And he has been for the last two years working on this book that he's about to put out. It's called the influencer economy. It'll come out in June, is that right? Yeah, it's going to June. Oh, by the time he.

June. So I saw a shadowy figure over here. So Ryan's sitting in today. And so we'll talk more about it when it comes out, but we were interviewed for it. Who else, Ryan? We talked to COVID and Bruce. Oh, Adam, COVID and Bruce Greener in it like I said not every book is perfect Okay, Freddie Wong

Ryan can ask you a question. Yeah, is the Roushichi chapter. Is it before Freddy's chapter after chapter? So we're at the end of the book. Because we are the ultimate outcome from the influencer economy. The future sucks. So you're at a higher level, you're after it. Okay, cool. Okay, so we're after you selling yourself pretty. You can't hear him.

We're at a higher level. He's after, or the Ruchertjeet chapters after the Freddie chapter. You know what, Jacket is messing with my eyes on that monotony. Let me see. Look at it. Wow, look at that.

It's probably fine on the video. Yeah, it's not that display. That display. You see it's my eyes on that monitor. Let me see. Look at it. Wow, look at that. It's probably fine on the video. Yeah, it's just that display. That display. You see it's not bad on that one, yeah. It's just that display. Oh. All right. Let me, we'll see you in the screen chat.

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Fucking animals. What do you really need to cook for yourself? It comes also there has like an iPad app and you can see like stuff Yeah, you just do everything you need awesome when is the steak nothing will impress people more than if you cook for them Yeah, yeah, you just has a very important question. Please ask it again for clarity. When is the steak off? Gus let's have a steak off when is the steak off? next What's today Monday? Let's do it Let's do it the 28th of March huh? Pat cares Patrick said patty. He's not here

You want to be you want to cook a steak Patrick? Oh He's want to be you want to cook a steak Patrick? Oh, you just want to eat steak he wants Well, I was thinking we could have a scoring system. We're doing something just feed it to you and babs And you tell us if you like it or not blind taste test get shown Yeah, we're gonna blind them that's what a blind test means you blind someone you know what that fucking means You want to be the cloth? Not next week kid what about next week? Can we do next week? All right, we'll do next week We're not doing it next week. What you couldn't prepare a steak in a week

It's a We got that reverse psychology. Oh fucking scared Let me let me see my calendar. Are you gonna do the one that you made me that one time? Yeah, that was good, man. It's good stuff. You got some comp, the Tition. What are you doing?

Are you doing sauce? I'll do a marinade. You're a cheap piece of shit. All right, all right. All right, next Monday. I'll do it, we're on Monday, too. I'll do it, I'll do it. You wanna make this interesting?

You wanna do it? What do you mean? Put some money on it? Well, on best steak. Well, I feel like maybe we should- Stay out of this Gavin. You're a judge, you have to fill in yourselton. I'm just gonna do this money. Put some money on it. Well, on best stake. Well, I feel like maybe we should. Stay out of this, Gavin. You're a judge. You have to, I think you're right.

I think you're right. I think the judge is gonna bet. I think I'm just like, there's only two judges. It could be a draw. That's fine. I think I'm totally fine with that. What? Well, no.

Who's that? Someone in the control room. The Twinks in the podcast? We had a least five years experience at Rucity. This is fucking stepping up. You can just get steak. That's not how it works. I've waited five years for this steak.

You guys are the podcast pre-show. You guys can have a loaf of bread and some butter. It'll be like the appetizer. You can have that. Why is it like steakhouse? had to like a nice steakhouse. They give you tons of bread and butter. Like they're just hedging their bets trying to make you fill up before you get to actually the main course. I mean, that's how like, Fogo to challenge stuff.

Fogo. How is it? Fogo. Yeah, you know. They give you a lot of bread ahead of time. Dude, that bread at Fogo is great. Exactly. They make sure the bread is really good. Dude, that bread at Fogo is great. Exactly. They make sure the bread is really good.

Well, that's different. Yeah, that's like a buffet. Because you've paid to get in. It's a cover charge so they fill you up on salad and they fill you up on awesome bread. And if you don't need a bunch of meat, they make money. Yeah. However, at a steak house, they give you the bread first,

then you order your steak. And that's where the real money is. First time I went to Fogo, I didn't need any salad. That's way to do it. No, no bad. You got it human. That was bad You got it. That was real bad. You had all meat. Yeah My my my my digestive system was not happy with me for a couple of days after that. I think I'm okay eating all meat I think my body is okay with that we're getting a little older. No, no, see what happens Nobody can just eat meat though. No, it gives you like cancer, doesn't it? Do you eat meat?

I think so, right? If you just eat only meat, you're like gut, like goes wrong. You go, goes wrong. Doctor, what's wrong? My butt hurts. Oh, your guts just gone wrong. Bad.

He was the thing to see my jacket on the stream acting crazy. So you're welcome. Oh, they have a bad monitor then. I'm so sorry, that sucks. What's wrong with that monitor? That's just different. Like it looks different over there than over here. It's the same exact brand of monitor. No, yeah, but it's a different monitor. No, it's different sizes.

It's different settings, you don't? They're different sizes. So, oh, no, no, look at the contrast and that one compared to that one. Fascinating conversation. Let's set up some rules here. Is it just stake? Yeah, just stake. At a birth point from the mic. Maybe we should have a palette cleanser

You know how they're like that like folded crap on a sushi plate that you might know eat between Sushi ginger. Hey, oh, I thought you just put that on the ginger You put ginger on the ginger. I don't yeah It's only takes red head I wouldn't go I wouldn't go sushi with Ezra and Chris only takes redheads to see. I wouldn't go sushi with Ezra. And he just takes all of the ginger and just eats it all. And then he's like,

I'm more sushi with him as well. Bring more ginger. Bring me more. I never touched this stuff. Bring me more. I went to one time, I went to sushi with somebody years and years ago. So I'm not incriminating anybody with it we know.

Went to sushi with somebody and it was Matt and I and this person. And it was a business thing and they were okay We ordered nope we ordered edamame and We're eating the edamame and if you never does before it's like soy bean So you eat it it looks like pea pods and you eat the beans out of the middle and then take the husk and put them in another Bowl so you end up with the end of the night with a bowl of these husks and Going it's gross and this guy So you end up with the end of the night with a bowl of these husks and

This guy just starts eating out of that bowl like starts like Like really hard like chewing on the husk like trying to tear apart and at one point The bathroom was like mad. Oh my god What do we do about this? It was like should we throw should we like get rid of the bowl? Like you can get the bowl, you know, it it was like either one of us being your spit yeah The thing was like he was eating at a mommy First and then he went from the right ball to the yeah, man this stuff got really crappy I'm not like power move man. I might have been like I don't know fuck So it's first eating the silverware like yeah, you done with this not me. Yeah

It's because we were probably so distracted Someone starts eating the silverware. Yeah, you done with this, not me. Yeah. And it's because we were probably so distracted. We're probably so distracted. He's like grabbing these hostage and going, so you guys are cool with that if I don't of the sentence went up and you're like what? Uh-huh, yeah The waitress office is that he's like no, I'm good. I'm just eating your napkins You're ripping up

Bernie you drink a spit cup If so That's what I'm gonna But I'm gonna pick up one point It would you do this if you know it would help like a business thing? What I do was someone's got a spit cup. Oh my god. And they're spitting in it, right? It's garbage.

And then you're sitting there and they're spitting in it. During the meeting, would you, if you know it would, what is that? No, no. You pick up, you say, are you done with this? And then you take, and you, if you made a million dollars butt question, really seriously, that was just, I had to drink out of a spit cup. What? No, I'm not gonna.

I know the, I know the guy can do it. I know the guy can do it. Just like, what if it was war but instead of cold? I just have such a memory of it. I just had to, I just had to, I just had to,

I just had to, I just had to, I just had to, I just had to, I just had to, I just had to, I just had to, I Everyone stop No, I would not I couldn't do it. I don't think I could I couldn't physically do it I mean you said like if it would you're like this will save me a million dollars We can do it. Okay, what we can do a Kickstarter And if I don't drink it then we'll give the money to like a charity So it doesn't like go to waste, but that's like the that's the whole all the money from the Kickstarter goes to that if I do drink it

Then I'll keep the money and if not it'll go to charity. I was bad to that crowdfunding campaign I get behind. I was dying, so what was the amount? What was it? I said he was like a million dollars, but question just drink one spit cup. I wouldn't, I don't think I could physically make myself do it. So I gave him this to throw up in and he looked in it and started gagging. Do you know what made him gagging here?

He's gum, he said. It's a chewed up piece of chewing gum. Elish and anything to drink, Gavin. I don't wanna start something with chew mugs. You know what though? Looking at someone handing you a trash can, makes me wanna throw up. Oh it does, or looking at a toilet.

If you like hanging your head over a toilet, you're like, I know I'm going to throw up. It's like a trigger to throw up. They're like, oh you need to throw up. And you're like, I do? Oh, okay. Yeah. Sure.

Did you see, there was a story out of China this past week where this man had to have a stomach pumped eight times because he got sick off of pufferfish soup Like see what you're a restaurant. Yeah, they made him pufferfish soup and they said he ate it Then he immediately started vomiting for three hours straight. Oh, and then had to have a stomach pumped eight different times Pumps of what though? Like from what directions? Go on. Well, how do you mean? Like, from the mouth or from the bowl? Like, can you, Chris, do you know anatomy?

Do you think if they're pumping your stomach, they're going through just dozens of feet of colon and testing? They've got a bunch of bendy straws and they booked them all together and they fucking figured it out. Okay, yeah, it makes it makes more sense to do it from the mouth. Yeah. But I was like eight times like it seems like they're like, no, it's not going through that hole.

Yeah. They're through the other hole. No, no, it was all out of the mouth. I ate times. So then the owner of the restaurant admitted to local authorities, she did not properly clean the pufferfish liver which caused the dish to be contaminated. I had to chunder recently. It was when Dan was around.

And I was just feeling really sick, I was gonna vomit. I was getting all salivary and like it was gonna happen. So I was like, I'm just gonna go to the bathroom, have a tactical chunder. I'm just gonna like stare at the bog, it's gonna make me throw up. It does, but I got to the bog hole.

And the salivar was already building up. So I was like, man like man a lot of spit and I was just stood there with my mouth open and it just went like Into the oh and it was just streaming. I did it for like two minutes I was just like so were you connected to the toilet water? Yeah, oh nothing's climbing it was like let's moving down Yeah, it would like disconnect and reconnect a few times, but I was like how long can go before I'm completely dehydrated? You're already drinking you're already dehydrated from drinking Gus do you think like germs are like electricity that the moment there's like a straight connection? Yeah, they just come straight up. They're shooting up there They're just waiting to try to get in your body Toilet walk into fight gravity up into my mouth. Yeah, how?

The germs can the climb up in there how it's water they just swim up I've never been at the bottom of pull a swim up The bottom of a swimming pool. He's in waterfall. Yeah, yeah, it's like in a pool and falling water through the air You said it was connected. Yeah, we can't swim up a waterfall. Yeah, it's not a waterfall. It's just connected. It's solid but waterfall. Yeah. It's not a waterfall, it's just connected, it's solid. It's a fall, he's lying now, he's trying to get us off track. You're not a salmon.

I don't know. What if the spit was on a treadmill? That was like an airplane. That's gross, dude. Dude, you looked at a piece of chewing gum and gagged, but having your saliva touching your mouth in the toilet does not do anything. I mean, I was gonna vomit anyway.

That's why I was there. If toilet will comes up and it's being the mouth, then that's good, isn. I mean, I was gonna vomit anyway. That's why I was there. If toilet will come up and it's being the mouth, then that's good, isn't it? Because I'm gonna vomit. Someone says it would move up via osmosis. The cells, all the cells are going down. So even if it transverses the different cells. It's yeah, it's not.

I'm with you again. You can, like, so when you pee in a toilet, does that mean all the germs are toilet are on your penis then? Yeah, that's why I wash my dick after I pee. You do not do that. No, you do not. You scrubbing it out.

I was really, I thought this, here's this podcast. Patrick, you got your thumbnail. You're scrubbing the inside of your e-stretch because that's like a special toothbrush. Oh, man. Yeah, that's too far. If they made a tiny toothbrush that was doing exact toothbrush, but like a 50thth scale would you put it in your dick? No, why would anyone do that? They make those brushes now. I mean, they're pretty much inside. It's called a cute tip. Yeah, you use a cute tip. I'm not saying you should. Cute tips got some guts. There's little you can go on by a little brought like a pipe cleaner or something. Make a tiny toothbrush. No, but they make a little brushes. It doesn't have to be. It's not a

toothbrush. It's a dickbrush at that point. It's too much relative. They name it because you brush your teeth with it. You know, it's like, it's not a thing. It's just a brush. That's all it is. They make little brushes for cleaning stuff out. But why would anyone clean it?

Go buy a wire pipe cleaner and just knock. Right in there. Why? Oh, I don't know. I was just thinking like, a tiny toothbrush sounds satisfying to me to hold. Oh and uh... It because it seems inoffensive. Yeah and I could be like What are those? Are they your re-throwed cleaning devices?

Are you re-throwed die a later? What? Patrick, that was fast. You had that bookmark, dude. That was quick. So fast. Why do you want that? What's the thing? I know a part. Why do you want that?

Is that for like, peeing harder? Oh, put your... Maybe it's for a catheter. You're either stick together. What? What for Hank Hill syndrome? What? He said it so people can stick to your eaters together.

For people who's your eaters together for people to stick to together. Yeah. Oh, it closes up. Then it grows back together like an ear piercing. The conditions I didn't know existed and I don't ever want to hear about again. That's something that sounds, I'm sure someone, statistically who's listening to the podcast has suffered from a narrow urethra and our thoughts are with you Well, that happens to some people with their foreskins if they have like an overly flappy

foreskin or excess of foreskin and they go to sleep It will seal over. Mm-hmm. So when they go and pee it like fills up the inside of there What do you call my Seal up so like you're peeing but you're just peeing into your own penis because it's going out of your urethra. And then filling up your foreskin and that will go Really?

Some people have that? So this, one of these, like this hypothetical person who has this, what is his girlfriend Meg think of that? She's worried about that. She might not even reach around anymore. What does that mean? The foreskin. Mine doesn't even reach around anymore. What does that mean? The full skin.

You don't kick clothes up all the way. It's not loose and floppy. I mean, it's not hanging around. It's just not functioning anymore. It's just what, it's pulled back. Like you're wearing a turtleneck all the time. It's like good, you know. All right.

Has mask. Was that what you're saying? What? All right, fair play. you know, is that what you're saying? What all right fair play my my my no Never goes tiny enough Just like use a To retract all the way. Yeah, I said like make a compliment mega cold. I don't think it ever closes You never you don't have enough coverage there's what about you. Yeah, mine will cover still really yeah Yeah, certainly sure, So you a grower? I'm definitely grower.

Yes, I'm definitely grower for sure. So you can close over again? Yeah. So do you ever get it in the morning where you've like sealed yourself up? I haven't had that in a long time, but I have, I remember when I was younger having that. Yeah.

And just like you described, it's like a damn bursting. It's like a little water balloon that fills up and then just like that. I'm just like, I'm, I'm sure I've got to say so. You don't know what you're missing out on. So there's a... Kick out my Coke Zero, can I?

That'd be great. Thank you. Do I have one here? No, I'm asking somebody to say. Did you hear those hackers who broke into a bank? Where was it? I think it was in Sri Lanka maybe, who wanted to try to steal a billion dollars, and they got into the bank,

and they were gonna make a wire transfer from that bank to their own bank to take a billion dollars, but they made a typo, and they were gonna send it to like some fake account that they had set up to something, something foundation, but instead of typing foundation, they type like, foundation, they just misspelled it. So then it triggered, like,

it triggered someone to look at it and be like, oh, what is that? And they pick up the phone and call it and be like, are you trying to wire all this money out to foundation? They're like, what the fuck are you talking about? Ah, the most expensive type of in history. Yeah, I think they got away with $80 million. Which is so weird because like, whenever you see those

like Nigerian or what are they called? 431, scams, what's it called? 419 or something like that. 419 scams or something like that Whenever you see those like fishing emails. They're always misspelled like and it's like how come they can be swarmed I have to make like a hacking system that'll take away your identity, but they can't write a fucking letter It's like what what's going on here? And it's like you can easily tell when something's just fucked up So it was a Bangladesh shows wrong not Sri Lanka's yeah, Bangladesh they tried to take it. They got 80 million a billion dollars

And they got 80 million dollars 80 million then got caught or 80 million then got stopped 80 million then got stopped They still don't know who took the money. I fucking 80 million fuck somewhere. It says a told transfer about 81 million dollars Went through to the Philippines. Do you think they consider that a fuck like are they we fucked up? We only got away with 80 million of course. It's like but you know 120 million dollars out there. No, I'm with course, it's like, but... You left $120 million out there. No, I'm with Chris. Like, it's still like, well, you know, it could have been better, but, you know, it's still a positive.

We're still up 80 million. I mean, unless they had promised this to different people, and now they're gonna be executed. Yeah, okay, yeah. I don't know if there's a choice. They have a doubt, I wonder. You know, they've made... Vespam, go ahead, robot tail.

Microplastic. What? A prosthetic tail? Why do they need that? Because some sperm don't have the mobility to make it to an egg. How do they attach it? But there's other ways to deliver genetic material. Well apparently it's this cheaper.

And the video. How is it cheaper to make a female? A female tech tail. I don't, I've made this a long enough bunch of tails. But the video. Gus, shall I look up robotics no tech tail. I don't, I may have just hung in a bunch of tails, but in the video, Gus, shall I look up, look up Robotic's Bermed Tail. I'm looking up sperm per se. It looks like a drill that goes all the way up to the head.

Could you imagine what the other sperm thing is trying to get in my microscopic? They're like, what is that guy? Why does he get the robot tail? He pinned my tail in my ears, gone straight into the egg. Check this, check this out. I'm from the age.

So he's like, latching onto the tail of the sperm, got it, got it, sucked in it, nailed it. Let's get that bastard to the egg. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Nailed it. They're even driving it. Yeah, they can drive sperm around with a microscopic tail.

How crazy is that? I guess it's just a better delivery system. That is the weirdest fucking thing I've seen in my life It's like a tiny drone, but think about smoke every day if you like I see something. It's like too futuristic I like I was not ready for that. Yeah, I mean you're working on that you can't see sperm with your eye So you couldn't see the tail with your you can't I can Everything gross. Have you ever said it? It was a funny is like

everything gross. Have you ever stared at it? Ha ha ha. It was one of the funniest, like, what a whole body is hypothetical. Scenarios I ever heard was, what if instead of having in a orgasm you had millions of tiny sperm, you just had one giant one. And if it didn't like impregnate someone,

you had to fight it to the death. Like it was like a like a puppy size. You heard what you say like a one night stand. You're like, all right. Before we go into this, just there's something's going to go on. It may you go high, I go low. We'll take it out. It'll be like I heard you nothing.

The show of us one of it. Don't make eye contact with it. Yeah. So apparently they, I'm reading up on this, this tail. Yeah. They make a helix of metal, then using like a rotating magnetic field, they just make it spin so that it moves like a, it moves through to the neck. No, how?

What? Yeah. That's class. So I guess what they do is they take advantage of the actual natural process of a sperm and egg connecting. Actually, we can have gonna talk with you guys. And as opposed to like injecting genetic material into an egg, which might be harder on that.

Well, it's more like a cell. They do that all the time though, right? It's a cell, yeah. I saw them do that in species. That was like 20 years ago. There you go, done. Would you swallow? Probably.

My sperm. No, go ahead. Just the robot tail how much? 150 bucks no, yeah, well Nothing on it anymore, but I also anymore it was on the sperm before yeah, I'm not to go This tail until New sperm tails No, I might maybe what is a new Like who's who is this news?

Come on. It's not news firm Chris. It's like before they introduce the Justice just this tail, but you know how some stuff is too small to get water on it You know you couldn't get the this gizz fluid because it's too small It's too small to get water on it. Think of a dollop of jizz. The smallest that jizz can be. Let me think about it. All right, got it.

Go ahead. Now, think of the smallest that could be. Like you take a knife and a cloth, your little jizz thing, until there's no halves anymore. It's the smallest it could be. It still couldn't get on the sperm tail. Because it's the surface area. It'd be so massive compared to the little teeny thing.

So I'd be clean. You could dip it in sperm and pull it out and still lick it and there'd be no sperm on it. Well, you can, I mean, what you're saying though is you could do that with anything. Like, anything is not gross if you've got enough, yeah. Molecular. Like, you could, if there was a- Like, if there was this carbon, yeah. A lot of carbon. If there was a tiny tooth pick, but it is, because it's poop. If there was a tiny tooth pick, and I just because it's poop. If there was a tiny tooth pick and I just stuck it into a, the smallest tooth pick possible.

Go with the tiny tooth pick. Let's bring the tiny tooth brush back. I gotta have to use this for this thing. In a dog poo and pull it out. There's no shit on it. I'm not going near that tooth pick. Let's buy a tiny tooth pick and it's going to be on here along with the state chain.

It has to be small to just throw it. You're not going to do that tooth pick, right? You're not going to go near it. No, no. If it's smaller than bacteria, what's going to be on it? We'll find out next week on the podcast. I know exactly what you're saying. I'm still not going near it.

I'm still not doing it. It's like, it's like farts. You taste farts, but you don't, because it's... It's fart going as poo in your mouth, but you can't. You can't even taste it. It's not poo. Look, something that came from my butt, that you smell, there's poo in your nose.

You sound like my brother, we had this camera, so my brother told me that when I was like eight years old. It's true, but it's so small. I think my brother's quote was, my brother was way too, but you still don't like the smell of farts. No. Why'd you say that with like a lips of sun?

Like no. Do you like the smell of farts? Have you ever smelled a fart you liked? I mean, you're own farts, all right, so you like them. I don't like him It's just like that's not the worst thing I've ever smelled Well, though I feel like I feel it is something mental happening there because sometimes I Fought and forget and then it's not mine right and I'm like later and I'm like this suck. Oh wait No, I think that was me because I'm not sure I'd like

I know exactly what you're talking about have we met before I'm not sure Matt has a friend who in high school was on a road trip and he was in a car and he farted so Disgustingly he made himself throw up in the car. Yeah, he bloody mad. And Matt can't tell that story without laughing. Because the guy farted and then like tried to roll the window down to your right of him and then it was throwing up at the window while he's driving down the freeway. That's bad news man. So obviously that was a stranger to him.

He did not know that fart. Well that's why. I think because people like their own farts, or they don't like him that is acceptable. But if someone else, if someone else knew, like if you, if you, if you fought it, and I knew you're about to fought, and I fought it into your fight and you smelled it. I think, I think because you,

because you thought it was yours, you would like it. I think that's the mental thing, is that? You'd be proud of it. So you'd like to like stealthily fart, if you have to, You have to own it. Like it's like, no, that's definitely my fart. It's like, I know. That would be pride of it.

Have a question. Yeah. Is it weirder? To eat this sweet. To the top? To smell the fart of someone close to you or a complete stranger. What is grocery to you?

It's all the same. No, no, no, no. Like, I can't get out of the close to anybody. I don't know what you're asking. Stranger thoughts,. Stranger thoughts worse than someone close to you. I've been at both. One of them is like 100 bad. The other one's not in I would rather smell a stranger's farts than. So that close to me. You can stop right there. That's fine.

Well, because you feel like you know too much about it. I feel like it's like, yeah. I feel like I think like years from now, feel like I think, like years from now, after we all lived very great lives and passed away at an old age from natural causes. If like they, like what if they pulled like just one quote from each of us, or like it ran them from this podcast for our team stones?

Like Chris's would be, I'd rather shoot those fake parts. I know it would be, I would gain the system so that was the case. I'm gonna die in Bernie's. He's like, yeah, yeah, he told me he wanted to send his tombstone. I don't know has to stop. I got it. I'm like for it I'll be for it. So good. So there's a really funny tweet somebody made I don't know why

it made me laugh but the person wrote I hate when I miss the start of the podcast and I don't know if anyone has said anything about Gus's eyebrows. So what is so what is wrong with Gus's eyebrows that set this guy off? They're the same, nothing's happened to them. That's something wrong. We did his best. I got a haircut, but they didn't touch my eyebrows.

Tell me, tell me please, I don't know. And he's looking very symmetrical. He and Maggettire on Twitter just said, I feel like tuning into the podcast and immediately hearing a discussion about sperm isn't that uncommon. So maybe we need to change it. It's fascinating stuff.

It's crazy, it's really mad though. I sent you a text, I don't know if you got it there. Oh, I did get a text, what, yeah. I thought it was something to do with that tweet though. So it's a question for Bernie there. I don't know if he's got it. What? I'm not.

I'm probably judging by his face. He doesn't have that. I saw another conversation which I forgot to reply to. Let me get this guys. I'm waiting for him to look at that and tell me what he thinks. Are we going, should I read it? Are we going, it didn't say are we going. I got a tweet from this guy. No, if I sent you a text.

I got the text that's text you sent me as a tweet. Oh, oh yeah, okay. But I sent you before that's I sent you a text. I got the text that text you sent me's a tweet. You. Oh, oh, yeah. Okay. But I sent you before that. I sent you a question. Yeah. How do you do? How do you say that? Okay. Let's let's I have a word here. And we're going to I'm going to spell the word to you and then we're both going to say how we say it. I'll say it and then you immediately say it right after me. Okay. Gavin. Chris, you're in on this too. Go me and then goes Gavin and then it goes you. Okay. Gus, do you want to say yours? No. You don't want to say yours. No so here's the order because me then goes Gavin is you before someone spelled the word and then we say it Okay, he's the mic because it mean Gavin than you. Yeah

P E C I E S ready species Species oh species. Oh, species. It's species. What? Chris, it's okay to cheat off the spelling part and just know the word we were saying. It's totally, why do you do that? Okay, that's the way I say it. Species? Yeah. I was like, there's a trick question. Oh, that's where I was like, there's can't be species. Yeah, I say species. Okay.

Why is they both? So I have no room. Which one's correct? So someone tweeted who this, Hadoel Wells said that I'm just pronouncing it. That it's species? Species. No, species.

What are you saying? Species is the same word. You're saying the same word. Yeah, we are saying the same word. We're saying it differently. Species. Species. Species.

I'm saying species. Okay, yeah, there's an h there is a h I I felt like you I got so like there's a chick like that is a conversation happening here, but you're not the record Dictionary calm lists both but at least species first before species dude I'm getting so fucking in your face you son of a bitch I don't know other people have started to pick up. I don't pay dowels fuck you. Oh, I'm getting so fucking in your face, you son of a bitch. While I'm on this topic, other people have started picking up some pay dowels, fuck you. I got done for the, for the way I'm turning it.

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B-E-O-O-Y. What? Buwe. Yeah, I got yelled at because I don't pronounce it that way. How do you pronounce it? Boy. Boy. Yeah that's weird. And someone was like it's pronounced booey and I was like I mean yeah in some places but not everywhere. That's what boy you see. Alright I'm gonna try this. I'm gonna try this and I'm prepared for disappointment. Chris are you okay at spelling? Did you see what just happened? Yeah, I did.

I was, I was, I was, I was spelling. I think he is comprehension. Spell the word, whoa, like whoa, that was crazy. W-O-A-H. Fucking hate the wall. Lost it.

W-A-H. It's gone. It's gone. What happened, when did that happen, Gus? I don't know. It's the word, whoa is spelled wh o a. That's how that word is spelled. There is no word. There's no word.

Yeah. Don't even bother pronouncing. Don't even bother pronouncing, because it's not will whole lot either. But there is no word wh h. However, that word has somehow been generated and now the word whoa, the spelling of it, I fully recognize is changing. And now the spelling now the word woe, the spelling of it, I fully recognize is changing

and now the spelling of the word, I believe now Gus, is W-O-A. It's just going to be another one of those differences, like aluminum, aluminum, like we're going to have a rift between the UK and the United States. Yeah, or people who say that the woe is only guess for horses or whatever or something like that. And I've even had people tell me, oh, there are two different words. It's like, no, they're not. They're really not two different words.

The language, like language people, what do you language people say? Tell me what the language people say. They just really get offended by people's misuse of what? No, I think it's fascinating. Politics, it's like, I hate when people do this. Like, do you really hate it? No, I really hate it.

I don't hate that the word is changing. I'm actually fascinated because language has changed many times over the years. Like, the spelling is a word of change. It's always changing. I'm not changing. I just changed the word right there. To change it.

But it is fascinating to watch that happen in a short amount of time. Somebody posted like the lookups on Google for WHOA versus WHOA. And like 2008, basically when Twitter started or when people started using Twitter heavily, all of a sudden WHOAH just rocketed up. What do you think Cosette? Was there a particular... I don't know. Could there have been like one internet meme where it was misspelled? Possibly? Or one tweet from a Could there have been like one internet meme where it was misspelled possibly one tweet from Whoever or right like it's like one thing that's like. Oh, yeah That's how it's spelled because this person spelled it and this was this huge thing. Yeah, no

It's something happened though And it's not an issue of well some people just spelled that way It really is definitely not the spelling of the word you said hey when you're to say 2008. I believe so thanks Obama Right, when you were to say 2008? I believe so. Thanks, Obama. Ha ha ha ha. Well, I have a question.

Where would you feel if your legacy was you began the misspelling of a word? I would take that. Like, you were like, oh yeah, I'm the one who started the misspelling of well. Sure. Yeah, foundation is now foundation. Ha ha ha ha.

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And I, because I'm not able to be a part of the interview. And I'm, we take it a little bit more. We take it a little bit more. I couldn't be here because I was shooting a million dollars. I was bummed for you because you're always talking about Shalto. Yeah, so bummed. And the movie was great. It was, you know, it's an FPS movie.

I first I was like, oh, it's not FPS because it's not a first person shooter, but you actually are shooting a movie. So, so it's an FPS movie. That's the movie we're talking about. If you've seen the trailers for it and everything, the entire thing from start to finish is, I'd say 99.99% except for that for that, like, flashback kid stuff.

Oh, right. He is not in first person. There's only like two shots in the home movie that are in first person, basically. And it's like, so that's the reason I think that we get you in the door of why you would go watch this. But Charlottes co-please character, actually, I think it's fucking a brilliant character that is a brilliant character man It's really likeable as knobs in every movie. He's it. Yeah, he's like will do like he was the best part of that 18 movie Was he an autonomous 18? Yeah, he was an 18 he was Murdock

what in 18 with Bradley Cooper and Rampe is Jackson is it it Charlottal Copley was Murdoch? Yeah. Let's look that up. You know that for a fact? Why, I mean, I saw the movie. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that the 18 was before District 9. Charlottal Copley Murdoch, 2010. Was that before after District 9?

It was after. I had no idea. I had seen the movie. I had seen the movie. It was a really funny bit where he was like hanging off the blade of a helicopter, singing you spin me right around. It's good. So we saw a movie recently where there's a black actor in it. And I said, oh, I think I know this guy from another thing.

And he's like from an internet short. So we went to look him up and I looked at him, oh no, it's not the right guy. And Gavin goes, you're racist. Like it wasn't even joke, like Gavin, we were by ourselves, or we were in a group of people, we were off the side. You saw the consolidated at the time on it though. What do you mean?

Because you got up in the picture, all the video, and I went, oh, it's not him, and you were like, First of all, the video we were looking at was about five years ago. Yeah. And he's a heavier dude, and he was like different weights in these two different things. And I was like, it could be, Gamm was like, you're racist.

I'm kidding. Here you go, it's so offended by, Gav was like, you're racist. I'm scared. Here you go, it's so offended by that. I'm completely different from Puts. He's completely different from Puts. I mean, we have, you have those discussions all the time about actors and movies, you go to IMDB and look it up.

Like we just had it about Charlottes on Co-Play. Yeah. Well, I mean, you were wrong in both cases, but I'm only racist in one. I don't know. I don't know. That's the point of the discussion, Gavin. Did you watch the Matrix with Blaine?

No. What is it? Oh, what's that like? And it dobs an answer to your tweet. No, he did not watch the Matrix. It was Max Birthday, went out for dinner. No, did you know it was Max Birthday? That was the thing.

I didn't know, I wasn't gonna miss a birthday. I just didn't know what day it was on. What does that mean? Well, I wasn't gonna miss her birthday. I know her birthday. And I was, I don't know, I didn't mean it was mess a birthday. I just didn't know what day it was on. What does that mean? Why wasn't gonna miss her birthday? Like I know her birthday. And I was, I don't know, I didn't mean it was gonna be a lot during it. Chris with the solid, what does that mean?

Okay, for example, here's an example. What day is your birthday? January 18th, what day is that? Same day, my birthday. Right, birthday. I'm not gonna miss Bernie's birthday. Why would he? This year, what was there birthday on?

Monday, two, sorry. You're right, it was Monday. It was Monday, but I remember this Tuesday because it felt like it didn't happen. Okay Chris, you're losing me on the, because my birthday was on the day I was flying to Australia for RTX Australia. Right.

And I was like, oh, this how cool would it be if my birthday was one day later and it didn't exist Okay, because you know flight flight zones time zones I mean it would exist but for a very short amount of time not for me. No, I would I mean you Adjust when you land but technically you're crossing time zones sometime maybe but like it's one of the things where you you fall Sleep you wake up. It's the next day. Yeah, and how cool it just be it'd be really cool to be like oh missed it last year Yeah, that sucked would you not count it? Yeah, you say you to stay the state of age for another year I think you can make an argument you'd like one was leap your jacket

It's oh god, but if you want those things were it's like You're relying about your age like no, no, I have a reason How many how many hours does a day last a date last on earth we had this conversation? No, I'll be I'll be disappointed if we go to our Texas year nobody cosplays as just burn with a robot That's the one cosplay I want to see We got it. They got to have a friend who like screws the tail end of them What if Naomi sheinn will make that. She'll make like the little plus per.

You're like a separate, like a plus little, Romate. Is that how you pronounce that last name? She Quinn. I did not know that. It's like Sequinn. It looks like Chaconian or Delein.

Yeah. The way it's spelled, but she told me it's pronounced She Quinn. Wow, that's way fancy. I think I'm saying it right. See, you and Meg at Halloween came as, she does a lot of crafts, by the way. We tweet her stuff all the time. You guys, you and Meg at Halloween came as... She does a lot of crafts, by the way. We tweet her stuff all the time.

You guys, you and Meg came as a themed together costume, right? She was a lamp, and I was the box that the lamp came in. Yeah. All right. But that would be a good themed costume. Why? One of us being the...

One of you could be the... It's the only other duck. Yeah, but I still exist in the middle of the robot tail like I can't like come over like that What's a little Gavin Gavin I can pull you out of that one you cover I didn't get it like that's from a movie. That's from a Christmas story. Yeah. Yeah. I get it now. Yeah. People will ask me what I was. I was like, I don't really know. I'm a box. I don't know. Did you guys an elf? Did you hear about that guy? There's this person who's wanted

in, I think it's the Maryland and Virginia area. He has been robbing Wal-Mart's. Oh, I love it. It's so brilliant. It's so simple. What? What? What? What? What he does is he walks intobing Wal-Mart's. Oh, I love it. It's so brilliant. It's so simple. What? What he does is he walks into the Wal-Mart wearing like an employee vest, goes up to a cash year and goes, hey, they need you at the office.

The cashier leaves. He finishes checking out the person that they were helping, then just takes the cash drawer leaves. Yeah. He like helps all the other customers in line, like one or two left, which is enough time to like get them out. And then the person goes to his manager and goes, what do you want? And they're and like get out of here? I don't want anything and then they come back and their cash Their cash yours gone. It's bullsy. It's balsy and it's so simple. It's such a simple like a confidence game, right?

I think I think they said that he's robbed three different wall marks now Just walks in and walks out with the fucking cash drawer, but you know what? That's what Walmart's gonna use the reason why they got rid of all the cashiers In a couple of years. Oh's there is there is to see I'll see to take the joy just bags the cat So I probably look suspicious if you walk out the front Come back on that. Come back on that. Okay. I gotta analyze this for a second So here's this guy they're trying to find his identity and know who he is one photo they have is a security camera

The other one is like an Instagram photo It looks like hashtag hustling who took that photo photo? Who took that photo? It looks like the same picture, like the same moment. You maybe just holds his head high as he walks like that. But I think I want you to see. That does not look like security footage. It looks like one of the snapped a nice photo. One of them might be an ATM. You know what it could possibly be to? It could be that onion article coming to life where at any point in time, there's probably a photo or multiple photos being taken of any square foot on earth at any point in time to where you can just find somebody who's in the parking lot at the same time as him and

then get the photo off their phone. Did you ever read that onion article about the fire for the millennials? And they piece together exactly what happened to the fire like somebody dropped a cigarette But and they had a 360 degree Extrapolated view of the cigarette falling because there was 3000 selfies being taken in that minute You know, and it was really funny and then I knew the timeline of the fire because people were tweeting as they were going down the stairs of like Oh my god buildings on fire second floors on fire It's a really funny article.

It was written like four or five years ago. I don't know, longer than that, yeah. It was a while ago. Really funny article. Yeah, but ATM makes sense. I can see that. That's really like close though. I guess they may walk around in front of it.

It's a enhanced. Yeah, they see a side of it. All you have to do is have someone say enhance and then it's enhanced. That's the way images work. Especially if it's a reflection in someone's glasses. Speaking of CIS or CSI excuse me, the computer information systems at CIS. I just like, they zoom in on Bernie's glasses and they're like, let's zoom in on the reflection on Bernie's glasses.

They don't have a lot of fucking how to lie. Like, our fucking hands don't broke. But CSI is a very popular CBS show. And I'm part of another popular CBS show called The Amazing Race. Did you guys see the episode from Friday? I did. Did you see it yet? Nope. Great episode.

Like, that was, that's one of the ones that I've was on where it's like I've been wanting to talk about it. I'm always careful, by the way, when I talk about it, because I don't want to say how many episodes I'm talking. I was at least on this one. That was really a beautiful location. Like every place you went to and everything. We can talk about it.

What was the location? It was Shammone, France. It was the Swiss. Are you putting stickers on every week? Yes, you just noticed that? So I have stickers, if you wanna look here, that is my France sticker. That's my Mexico one, that's California.

That's Colombia, and that is, this one just says the French Alps. You got Switzerland over there. Yeah, I mean, it's like Hawaii, because we went to Hawaii for some of the screening. So I'm turning this like into the like, you know, old luggage when they put the stickers on it because so I have these little stickers.

And I put them on. So when I go to a different place, I'm just gonna start adding it to my life. Chevrolet really getting that money is worth. Oh, they really are. They put, we did that Chevrolet podcast at YouTube. The best day ever. Yeah, and they covered my Apple logo and I've had this like Chevy sticker on there.

Like best year and a half of it. That was last year. Was it? Yeah, because that was the suit. We helped the super troopers guys launch their in Ego, remember? Yeah. That's correct. But every shot, every location was beautiful there.

Like I was genuinely jealous. We were just 1,000 feet up. Three miles up. We were on the peak of this mountain. It was like we were in the shadow over the called the Mont Blanc mountain. And we had to do all this stuff on top of the mountain. Why'd you say all that? Mont Blanc.

No, I mean, why'd you say what they, let's like saying this is what they call Everest. Because I actually don't know like the mountain that we were on, there's been debate as to actually if it was mom, blonde or not. Because when you're racing, you're just like, go nuts. And you're reading, it's like, climb up this thing,

climb the needle is what we were on. It's Ashley, you over there? What was the mountain we were on for amazing race? Was that mom blonde? Or were we next to mom blonde? I think we were under the mom blonde. We were under it, right? You were under the mountain.

Yeah, they called it, they said the clue said the shadow of Momblanc. How many people do you think of bin places? Said they've done something, but they don't know that they didn't do it. Right. Like, just, we're confused about experience. Well, that's the thing about,

that's the thing about the amazing race. It's like, we could not plan, like, an excursion like that. It's like, all the stuff we got to do, it's like, we just wouldn't plan that stuff. Like, even something as simple as like, going into cave and solving a puzzle, it's like, you just wouldnion like that. It's like all the stuff we got to do, it's like we just wouldn't plan that stuff. Like even something as simple as like going to cave and solving a puzzle, it's like you just wouldn't do that. You know what I'm saying? While you're sitting right next to the Aztec pyramids,

it was cool stuff. It's weird though, because like doing that kind of stuff, you don't experience it in the same way you do in real life, right? They didn't actually show it on the show, but actually when we're building our tent that we were doing She was like, oh my god, look at this and we like look and it's like you'd almost you're so high You could almost see like the curvature of the earth it felt like that

It's flat. You just felt like you could see it but the earth is flat if the earth is good You can see it. Is that my block? I don't think that's what we're on so I sent you I take I texted you the name of the mountain you were on it's there's no way I'm gonna pronounce this I'll look it up you speak a little bit of French. I hear you bust in it the mountain you were on. It's, there's no way I'm gonna pronounce this. I'll look it up. You speak a little bit of French. I hear you bust in the amazing race. See if you can pronounce this one.

It's Agile de Midee. So something of a day. Agile is a- And it says it has the cable car, which is what makes me think that that's the, that's the one you were on. I know a premium idea. That might be a,

might not be a, might not be pronoun, or might not be translating MEDE correctly. MEDE used the middle D. Oh, there it is, it's down further. What is it? It's needle of the midday. Middle midday, yeah. So MEDE is noon, because I pre-medE is afternoon.

The, yeah, but that's the amount we were on, and it was just, it was nuts. So they didn't show Ashley like saying, oh, look at this. I was like, get to work on the campsite. You know, you have to build this tent. And then we had to, we had to, first of all, we had to wear these boots. They gave us gear because nobody was prepared for that. Like that was an extraordinarily extreme condition. And so they gave us mountain hiking boots, which I think way about seven pounds each. It was like running around with ankle weights on all fucking day.

It was crazy. And then we go up to the top of this mountain. That's it, that's where we were, that's the needle. That's the top. There was a lot more snow on this top. When we, yeah, there's the very top. And actually repelled out like across this crevice where there was like a 4,000 foot drop down,

you know, down the side of a mountain. And she was like, went out to get a clue and bought it back and it was like blizzard got kicked up by a helicopter. Everything. Amazing. I love what I've loved this season is watching people freak out about being in a cave and being claustrophobic or being on a mountain and being afraid of heights.

Yeah. Every week it's like someone is freaking out over like a core fundamental fear. That could hold like supposedly like holding on to that over like a core fundamental figure. Supposedly like holding onto that thing shaking. Like they were watching, like his deeps whole body was shaking, trying to step over that ledge and like what they walked along the side of the mountain. That was part of the challenge that they did.

But for our thing, we had to build this campsite. And that was hard enough, because it really turned out to be a snow shoveling thing. And it was like trying to exert that much energy at that altitude. It was like, to exert that much energy at that altitude. It was like, I'd never experienced anything like that. But what they didn't show was the last thing that we had to do was put the sleeping bags into the tent.

And for whatever reason, part of putting the sleeping bags in, we had to blow up two air mattresses by mouth. And that seems like a big deal at that elevation. Holy shit, that was, it's such a stupid thing. That might be one of the hardest things I've ever done in my life. Cause we blew up these air mattresses and then it was like, oh man, I'm out of breath.

I had to catch my breath. And it's like, there's no breath. There is no oxygen. Less oxygen. Yeah, and it was just like, and then we had to like run up these stairs and I have to be very grateful for the edit that I got because going up those stairs,

I made some awful up those stairs, I made some awful noises. Like, they showed me like right, get to like the third or four step up, it was probably like the third or four step out of what, what do you think about 400 or 500 steps? It was like climbing up one of those Aztec Pyramids. It was that distance.

What kind of noises do we talk about? I was making like this. Oh, even not thinking about the elevation, like when I was watching it this. Hoooo! Ha ha ha ha ha! You know what I mean? Hoooo! Even not thinking about the elevation, like when I was watching it and the camera shows, you know, after you're done, the camera pans over and shows the stairs, as she was like, holy crap, that's a lot of stairs to go up now. And like, we didn't even think about the fact that you're that high up and there's no oxygen. Yeah, and if you do, you see like, people weren't running, like, they were just kind of like

shuffling along, that's because it's like you just ran out of energy the moment you exerted any energy up there. It was fucking nuts. And of course, we had a mountain guide who's like French, it's good looking French fucker. That's how he's really helpful to us. But he was like guiding us around and he's like goes back up those stairs like nothing.

He's like, he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, let's go, let's go. You know, and it was like, and we were like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because less oxygen make you make crap decisions. Yeah, what the call of toxic. Why would you say, do you think we made bad decisions? I haven't seen that said yet. I don't. I made some bad decisions. I was I was worried. Yeah, you should have been. We made one bad decision, but we it was a risk and the risk like didn't pay off in a very dramatic fashion. And we figured out why later, which we totally should have just been able to figure out on our own, which is, we basically chose the challenge,

which was kind of like the penalty challenge for people who are afraid of heights and didn't want to do the crazy thing on the side of the mountain. So it's, clearly they want you to do that one because it's more exciting and cool. And we did the other one to try to pass everybody, because it's like, fuck, we can't set up a 10 to 2 seconds, but it didn't work out that way at all.

Like, you had no idea that the snow shoveling was part of it. And that was really 95% of that challenge. Yeah, there you are. Oh, it can get broken. I was just showing the good bread, not showing the limp bad bread. I've broken it immediately. I also broke those sunglasses as soon as we started digging.

Like, and then they were really worried about that because apparently it's at that altitude, I mean, there's a billion things, but at that altitude, you can get snow blindness super fast from the sun reflecting off all the snow around you. What's the altitude you gotta do with it? I am making the airs, the airs, the airs, the airs, the airs,

the airs, the airs, the airs, the air. I don't know, so there's less moisture in the air to come in here above the clouds, so there's snow. Or maybe it was just all the snow, but they were really worried about me getting snow blindness. Is that like permanent blindness? So you just can't see for a day? I don't know. They were really careful with us. You know, they were, and I have to say, they actually, I don't know if it's the same

production group that does it, but there was actually a tragedy where two people died in the amazing race Vietnam. They died in Australia. They were shooting from, I think, an ultra-light aircraft and they were camera people and it crashed while they were filming. And so they died. And I gotta say, I shout out to the people that produced the amazing race,

that whole team is amazing. They were, they let us know when we were doing dangerous stuff and they told us the risks, they let us make our own decisions, but we always felt like they were doing their best to keep us safe. So it's like, when something like that happens, I mean, they're doing risky stuff and eventually something like that's going to happen.

It's like, it's super sad. It's really sad that these two guys died. And, you know, we're very fortunate that, you know, actually, I both came back relatively healthy. We got banged up, but nothing serious. Yeah, she's laughing. Came back with 20 pounds lighter. Limp serious. Yeah, she's laughing. Came back with, 20 pounds later. Limp bread.

Yeah. When we got back, Matt was like, you're the real thin. When I got back the day I got back, I think I gained like 15 pounds in the 15 days after we got back. Just because I was eating non-stop. Ah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But then after that, we did this thing.

I'll stop talking about amazing race here in a second. We did this thing where we had a paraglide, but only one person for the team did it. It was a race to paraglide. And we chose Ashley because she was lighter because we didn't know if it was gonna be a distance thing. And it turned out that was a good decision because it was a take-off was the limiting factor,

like running down the mountain, taking off with the paragliding pilot. But the best decision we made was when we got to the gondolas to go up that mountain. I don't think they showed this either. There was only a few pilots left for reasons I want to spoil. There was only a few pilots left by the time we got there. And actually, I just ran up and she goes,

who wants to go fast? And we both saw the exact same thing. There's all these pilots, these French dudes. They're like this. She goes, who wants to go fast? Or like this? And there's one dude at the end when she asks that he goes like this. She goes, who wants to go fast, we're all like this. And there's one dude at the end when she asks if he goes like this, she goes, who wants to go fast?

And he goes, see, you, that guy was a fucking lunatic. They came off the mountain and they just started spiraling. The moment they took off, like, and everyone's like, what the fuck is that? It was Ashley just spinning out of the sky. They came down super, super fast. And I put in a journal on the site, about a few last how we beat another team to the mat

when we left after them, or when they landed so far before us. And I put an explanation of that in the journal of why I think they happened. There's actually a screenshot where you can see the moment that we passed that other team. And it was nuts, it was just nuts. She definitely chose the right part.

It's been really interesting watching the show, knowing someone, like I've always been a huge fan of the show, and you get invested, and you find people you like, and people you don't like. But actually knowing someone who's on the show has really added like a whole other element. Why don't you, there do not additions right now? I can't run.

You can learn to run, you can learn to run quickly. I don't know. Anyone can run. I'd be like, I don't know, that's an early flight. I said an I'll see, I'd be so picky. Anyone with legs as functional as yours. Yeah, I would. That's why I'd be awful.

I'd be gone immediately. So if I said run out here sprint to the end of the runway and back. Run, run away. What are we on? We're on the old Apple, aren't we? A parking lot? You know we can run. What do you laugh at that?

There's no runway here. Who can run? Fucking Tyler Oakley can can run. What are you laughing at? There's no runway here. Who can run? Fucking Tyler Oakley can fucking run. That dude can run, man. It is unbelievable. He was actually when we went to casting finals week, we had some time when we go to the gym, well, we were there for like a week in the final cast because we had to go through a full casting process.

Then we were just selected. They said, come on the show. They were like, we're interested in you being on the show. We still had to like go through the full casting process. We were just selected. They said, come on the show. They were like, we're interested in you being on the show. We still had to go through the full casting thing. And because that's our process, and they do it better than anybody. And so one time when I was in the gym, I was like, one treadmill over from Tyler.

And I recognized him. I knew just Tyler. And so I knew he assumed he was getting in that hotel to also be auditioning. And I got on the treadmill. And I was like, ah, it's a little intimidation. I'll fucking outrun this guy. Holy shit.

That ended fast. He was, he's a very phased, long runner. Like he can run for a long period of time. Most Frisbee guys are, those are definitely the sprinting team, but Tyler and Cory, they can run a long way. And then the fucking dancers, you know, they're, they dance for a living for God's sake.

They're in good shape. So I feel ya. Well, Tyler and Cory have been doing good. So I mean, it shows that. They've done very well. I haven't they? Yeah, every episode they're like one and two well, it's a long race. God so we'll see what happens It doesn't matter. We'll see what happens also. It's off the air It'll be back April 1st if you're watching the show. Yeah, it takes two weeks off from March madness And then it comes back and we go to some cool places stupid March madness

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So that's not I'm thinking that that's mulch My my my guy who helps me with my yard he calls it mush Like mush because you want me to put the mush everywhere like mush. Oh, oh, yeah mulch Okay, he spells interest is what is more. It's weird. I showed Gavin in text from him. He's he's a Mexican dude And I don't think he's native to the US or he's least his first generation But he writes like he texts types with an accent like he types the words with the accent Which I find funny. I just like I look at this. He like you are like lethal or something. Yeah, lethal Yeah, it's stuff like that. Yeah, so it's at a little like he literally spells it with an accent

That's the way he thinks of the word. Yeah, yeah, it's funny. It's phonetic with an accent. Yeah, so I so it's at a little like you literally spells it with an accent. Well, that's the way that's the word. Yeah, it's funny It's phonetic with an accent. Yeah, so Really funny. So what's mush mulch? No, what no, what is it though? It's like tree bark and stuff and Just like dirt. Yeah, like like you know when you do you do like do you already live in a apartment show life so far? I don't have a so you do you buy those like you know those paper bags you buy leaf bags at like home depot And you see those out by the garbage sometimes people do people think the city comes by picks us up and uses like leaves and stuff And they mush it up and they make mulch. It's just what's better you left me crystal in the yard or what is it? What do you laugh about?

You love it means playing mulch? Yeah, it goes mulch You'll have to be saying mulch. Yeah, he could've was mulch. But mulch all over the yard. And it's just like organic matter that's like dense and minerals. Right. Yeah. Okay.

Whereas mulch is just a dumb makeup word. There you go. There's some mulch on the screen right now. The main purpose of mulch is to, especially in places like Texas, it's important because it helps maintain moisture in the ground. It doesn't really provide nutrients or anything like that. I don't know. It's like nitrogen. Nitrogen. I'm sure you can get like,

nutrient infused mulch, but the purpose of mulch is really just to give you a ground covering to help keep the moisture in the ground. That's the main purpose of it. Someone beat me to that domain. What's the domain? I'm more to March. More to March.com.

It took me a second to get through it. Well, I see even with our head start, you still lost it. Yep, exactly. All I can hope is in the future, Chris has now begun the movement that changes the spelling of mulch to mulch. Then we'll see, we go to Home Depot, and you'll see like, oh, look, native Texas mulch. What the fuck?

What did this happen? Do we want the premium morch or not? Double morch, much morech. Uh, I almost said morech. Maltz is any material such as wood chips, grass, clippings, leaves, or compost, even rock, newspaper, or shredded tires that is spread over the surface of soil to retain water, inhibit weed growth,

and to keep the temperature moderate. I hope on my tombstone they put morech. So let me ask you a question as homeowners. So a lot of people watch podcasts or younger people and they're in the process of building their lives. What is like, what is the thing? Build your credit. What is, how would you do that?

So how would you tell people to build their credit? Okay credit card. Okay. And then use it and just pay it off. Put everything on it, pay it all off. Every month. If you use it like a debit card. But pay it off.

Yeah. Set up an automatic payment to pay your minimum payment. Five days before the new date. And then you'll at least pay your minimum payment. To pay the full payment and don't spend more money than you have. That is great advice that everyone will forget the moment they get a credit card.

All I see I did, though, because I spent on a debit so much, I was like, when I have a credit card, so I'm still gonna not spend more money than I have, because it's ridiculous. I've never carried a balance over on a credit card, ever. No, okay. You're the only time I've ever done it.

It was one of my forgot to pay, but not because I didn't, I spent more money than I had. Really? Even on like film equipment and stuff like that, I've always spent money that I've had. What you're doing is adding a step to the point where it's gonna be taken out of your account.

So if you treat it like money, and not like an invisible limit of free money, it's just amazing, it's gonna be fun. There's two steps, you buy the thing that you pay it. The extra step is that you have a bank. No, that's usually, you should have it caught extra step is that you have a bank. No, that's usually, you should debit card, right? That's a step.

You have this much money, it's like this cost this much. Is the money a step? What? So you have money and you, okay guys. It's all part of the same step. Yeah, debit card. Yes, deduction, right? Right.

Credit card. Yeah. Got him listening. And then, because then you have to manually pay that with your debit, with your account. It's not an automatic deduction, you have to manually pay that with your debit with your account It's not an automatic deduction. You have to pay that separately. What do you the credit card? Yeah, it's another step. I see what you're saying, but holding the money over holding the money over a month and paying more than you have isn't an extra step The credit card is the extra step So I'm saying why you saying because we were talking about the credit cards the extra step

That's what he said Yeah, but we were having a whole conversation about paying more than what you have. And Gavin said, if you use the credit card more than money you have in the bank, it adds an extra step. No, I'm saying. The credit card adds a... You see, the credit card, like a debit card,

but it's just an extra step. I see, you're minimizing the experience saying, it's just one more step. Just don't spend more than your balance and you'll never be in trouble. Yes. And then you'll get a higher balance or a higher limit. Oh, you mean, limit?

I'm not saying it was a good one. You're gonna limit. Well, you'll limit, why? And then you're getting trouble. You'll limit, maybe more than your balance. But could you definitely keep it on your balance? Do I spend more than that? And you're checking, you can.

Even if your limit is through the roof. So, I always get a super high check. I bet. When I bought my first house back in 2009, like leading up to that. How many houses do you have now? Oh, my second one. I had an interesting experience where... Do you have your other house?

I was making a joke. I was saying you were up to my class. Oh, no, I sold the other house. Okay, this is your second house you owned. Correct. When I was going to buy the first one, I had a weird thing where I didn't have any credit. Like I didn't have a credit score. Which is bad.

Right, which is, it turns out it's really bad. Because I hadn't used credit cards, I didn't want to get into that whole trap. So I'd always just use my debit card or paid cash and how many things I can. Everyone does that, yeah, I didn't get it. So when it came time to buy a house, so like, we want to sell you a house,

but you don't have any credit. We have no history of you ever having done anything. So in order to build credit, they gave me advice, which I thought was bullshit at the time, but it's actually what worked. They said, go out, get a prepaid credit card, and just use it.

So I went out and I got a prepaid credit card, which is like, you paid the bill in advance, basically. You can't fuck it up. I just paid the bill in advance, and all I did for one year is I just paid my utilities with it, and then after a year, they were like, okay, great, you've got great credit now. You can buy a house.

That's all the time. That was so stupid. I did the exact same thing when I moved here because I couldn't get a credit card and I had credit card in the UK that I did my credit building there. It says that's useless. I don't use my credit score in the UK because I'm not there anymore. So I basically started again with zero. I didn't exist. And I was like, man, I got a bill credit. No one would give me a credit card. Even with smallest limit they had yeah, so I basically had to give from my Account I gave the bank 500 bucks and they gave me a credit card with $500 That's exactly what I did and I just had to use it and then a year later

They were like you have some credit now. Here's a credit card Hey, no matter how bad your credit is you should work on that because Stars early as you can never know when you need some how bad your credit is you should work on that because It's as early as you can start your never know when you need some Alone get your credits core warehouse, but what is the thing like going forward in people's lives? You know if you're super rich you would have a butler and you would have I Don't know a driver and you have all the thing but like there are other things you do like in the Sims But go there's like a driver and you would have a thing. But like there are other things you do, like in the Sims. There's like a handyman, there's a gardener,

that kind of thing like, made, there you go. Like what is the thing you recommend to somebody that if as soon as they have the ability to afford something like that, what's the first thing they should do that makes their lives so much easier? For me I would say, getting anyone else to like do your yard work and mow your yard

is like the greatest fucking thing ever. Maybe it's because because we live in Texas but it's like I have never regretted spending the money that I spend on having someone else mo my yard it's like I'm so fucking happy about that also my buttersweet best I've like moody yard like once really that's not like earning so much money as a kid I fucking hate it I did a lot of yard work. Yeah. I did a lot of work, but I just never moaty yard. What happened? I don't know. I guess it was like one of those sinks where his moa went over all the the moa. I know what it was. I know what it was. My stepdad didn't trust me with the big

one. I was like fucking random. Oh, it was like a drivable one. It was like a ju-ju-ju-ju-ju-ju-ju. Oh, one of those. He was, you know, it was like fucking ran over it. Oh, was it like a propeller propelled it up into the air and he just so Weed Wacca That's like a spinning wire. Yeah, that's no weird. No, that's the trimming like that's what I edging Yeah, I've heard about these are like hover lawnmores. Yeah, my dad everyone knows a kid That's it was like that makes it a little bit easier to mow along. Yeah, my dad ever one was a kid. That's, it was like, that makes it a little bit easier to mow along. Yeah, look at this. That would look like,

that your dad? Looks just like you. He's not doing anything. That actually believe it or not, that looks like the garden where you film the early slow-mo guys down. It kind of does, yeah. We should get to the point.

Turn it on, come on, get to the point. You know, there's a law, do you know what the, I forget what the name is, but there's a law that Do you know what the, I forget what the name is, but there's a law that says, if you're ever watching a how-to video, immediately fast forward to 52 seconds or 32 seconds, that's where the how-to begins.

And it's, and you can try that on almost every video. I don't know what the actual amount is though, let me see though. So, when I was, I still am, I'm, I'm, what? What? That's what he did. Oh, he did? That was the end of it? No, that was, that was that far in, and was I still am I'm I'm what what that's what he did. Oh he did. That was the end of it. No that was that far in and he was still not started. So I'm allergic to grass. So when cutting, mowing the lawn is awful for me. It's it's really really bad. And my parents even though they

knew I was allergic to grass, they never let me use Edison excuse for not mowing the lawn. I'd be like I can't do it. It physically hurts me. They'd be like, eh, I just put one of those dust masks on. Like, that doesn't do anything. And I'd be like, I don't want to do it. And they would tell me stupid things like, oh, you can make it fun by like cutting your name in the grass and then cutting it around it. I was like, what does that mean? That doesn't make it fun. Then you can come in and play with your eyes. That makes it take longer. Yeah. Right. Exactly. It's like, can I make it say fuck you and then cut it? No, so I always had to cut it. And allergic to grass, like the nerdy statement ever. It's bad.

The allergies are real. I'm allergic to a lot of things. I have a lot of nerdy tendencies. I don't know if that's ever come across in this podcast or not. If anybody knows that law, I'd love to know on Twitter. I can't find it. I mean, it was the, whatever that rule is for fast forwarding in a how-to video or an instructional video.

I'd like to know what it is, enjoy. Oh, it's called the Wad, somebody just said it. So thanks to Robert Holding. He said the, it's called the water somebody just said it so we're thanks to Robert Holding he said the it's called the wadsworth constant oh right the wadsworth constant yeah they talk about that and read it all the time Is that why in full out the things name wadsworth? That's cause worth the other ones in full out threes the different name isn't which one to follow three Hey Yeah, it's much easier. Yeah, that's cool dude

What how oh why don't Hey! Yeah, that's much easier. Yeah, that's cool, dude. What ha- Oh, why don't- You just kill it all of them like that? We're watching a hovermover right now. Plus also if we're in the UK, it's never a- That guy's mowing the lawn like shit! He doesn't give an enemy crossover! He's just a not-moan-it, like a amateur.

Oh, there we go. The down side is that it doesn't have a bag. That guy's pattern was garbage. That fuck that guy! He shouldn't kick that guy off of you, dude. Give him a strike. What's the one of them called Wad'sworth? Who?

One of the stupid floaty robots that fall out. So Wad'sworth... Alright, fall out. I'll look at it. Gavin tends to be right about this kind of stuff. Wad'sworth fall out for... I might be full out three. Cod'sworth, it comes out. So let me look up Fallout 3.

Wad'sworth, Fallout Wiki. Let me see what what was worth is wadsworth Come the loan can become the loan wanders personal mr. Handy butler at Megaton in the year 2277 look at you fallout three I've paid off to Gavin. I played a lot of fallout three. I've never I did not know that His dad's name is wadsworth Wadsworth free That's why Gavin remembered it Yeah, that's the only service I have is a lawn dude. You never long did yeah me have a long dude You don't have like a housekeeper anything?

It's good people in my house. What's cleaning your stuff? Yeah Yeah, that's kind of messy I'm gonna get out of the house once. It was the greatest day of my life. Gavin invited me and it was like, look at my home and I was like, you never saw the old one. I never saw, you don't have to rub it in. I know I didn't. I know I didn't saw it.

They always got a messy there. What was the house when you saw it? Oh no, your house was messy. I've been, listen, I've been in messy houses. That's not a messy house. I don't, again, this is the progression of a conversation. Over the weekend, I was playing games on my computer, I was playing XCOM 2, and I just had the TV on. You played on PC, you played on Xbox. PC, you had on a PC. Oh, it's not available.

Nothing's no consoles. 100% adjust costs, three. I just had the TV on, and you know, one of those hoarding shows came on, and I just, it's so... Can't do it. I can't do it. I can't understand how it gets to that point. And then, you know, just trying to rationalize with someone about it. Like, it doesn't make any sense to me. It was really weird.

I've got a lot of weird things about me. Yeah. But that's not one of them. No podcast that I went on with Phil DeFranco. It's like, I talked about like so much stuff that I don't normally talk about in the podcast. Or I've learned not to talk about it. It just goes like, you know, I just can't deal with anger.

It's like, I feel okay talking about it is like fair use stuff. We talked about that for a little while. You know, Ray William Johnson just lost that case. But one of the things we talked about was digital media and how I don't like having physical media and stuff. And it was like, you know, I don't, I never talk about that because when the patch started, I got such a fucking negative reaction to that. Like, people were like really upset with me.

To where's this like, look, maybe I this like look maybe I'm like maybe I'm wrong And I'm not a touch on this, but I will I will back off on the digital media thing. I'd like to say one thing go ahead Hitman sucks Okay, great game awful Yeah, you were tweeting a lot about it. So single play game. You were like Michael with a new washer literally on the If that wasn't box that existed My new favorite thing to make fun of. It's Players 1, Online 1.

There's only one, you can only be you in that game. No one else is playing. You have to... He's a lone guy. Yeah, age of 47. He doesn't work in teams. You have to be online to track all of the challenges. This challenge is linked to achievements.

Just class three has that. Yeah, like kill this guy or kill both the targets within 10 seconds with the sniper, for example, is a challenge. Have to be online for that to count. You can play offline, but you don't get any of that. There's no point in playing offline. Right.

As soon as you lose connection to the server, you just get chucked back to the menu. Instantly. And it happened to me at the weekend. It happened to me at the weekend, maybe 45 times. And the loading times in that game, awful. Every time you get the thing pop up, I've been making clips, you can watch my save films, a bunch of them.

Every time I get booted, I make a clip. Two and a half minutes to get back into the game. No way. Yeah. So basically, just got to get back into the game. No way. Yeah. So basically, just got to read some long load times too. The error comes up, you press A, you load back to the menu, you then have to go online, it says you're gonna go online, you have to press A about four times to do that, you wait for it to go online, then you press load, you wait for that to load, then you click

your save and you wait for that to load for like a minute. Sorry. Do that know you like that series a lot? Get in like Timmy. It's really. Like the actual game pit when you're playing and you're not panic saving because you know for that to live for like a minute. Sorry. Do I know you like that series a lot? Gavin liked Hitman. Like the actual game pit when you're playing and you're not panic saving because you know you're gonna get booted off,

it's very fun. It's funny because I think of when I think of people, not so much when I think of the person here, but when I think of certain franchises, I associate them with certain people. Hitman, I definitely associate that franchise with you. Yeah, I like multi-approach stealth games. I like stealth games.

Let me name some, let me name some franchise and you tell me who they're associated with you. Yeah, I like multi-approach stealth games. I like the stealth games. Let me name some franchise and you tell me who they're associated with here. Assassin's Creed. Jack. Absolutely Jack, right? Absolutely. Absolutely Jack. Uh, civilization.

That's a harder one. You? No, I take Gus. I was thinking Gus, I didn't say because, yeah. Yeah, but it's funny because like, and then like Hitman is definitely definitely you. Yeah, I always liked him. I was thinking Gus, I didn't say it because... Yeah, but 20 seconds ago, and then Hitman is definitely definitely you. Yeah, if I was like him, I like the first one. And that's never seen again, in all the clusters of Hitman games,

so they sell bundles and stuff, the first one's never in there. It was never on a console. But we're dead rising. Oh, you mean who likes that? Yeah, Michael. Yeah, but I love that franchise too, but it's like I somehow associate that franchise with Michael. Now you may be thinking in Hitman, I'll just play up to the point where I need to do the challenge.

I would be thinking that and then I'll connect online. Right. No. Because your offline saves are not compatible with an online save. This sounds like garbage to you. It's like extra crap. See, they would rather have leaderboards that aren't cheated than a game that is playable. And I will say this because I just talked about the digital media thing and how I thought

I was very right about digital media and I defended the original Xbox one design that they wanted to have. Right. But I fully recognize that every time something like this comes up and for just cause three, even I played it six months late. I played it like just recently and And it had the same thing. It had online leaderboards. And there were achievements associated with calling out

somebody on your leaderboard or on your friends list. And then you beat their score and they send it back to you and you beat their score. And there was like two achievements for doing that. And of course, their online leaderboards didn't work because it was an online component of a game at launch day. And it was like, yeah, that doesn't fucking work because online components of games never fucking work

on launch day. And their solution was, oh, it was turned off yeah, that doesn't fucking work because online components of games never fucking work on launch day. And their solution was, oh, it's turned off. Great. So they turned off leaderboards. And it was like, that was like five months ago, and I was reading post after post of people saying, when is this coming back, what's happening? And it was just like, forever. And eventually, like, while I was playing it, all of a sudden, my leaderboard just kicked in again. But I fully recognized that like, when these things happen, it just shows we are not ready for an online console. Not a fully online console because it just like, it wouldn't work and then you wouldn't have anything. At the time a game came out, it wouldn't work. It just wouldn't work.

Did you see the goal? Now the thing different than what we have now, because people put online components and stuff and it never works. Did you see the problem people were having with the division when that launched? Oh the doorways, shit. You know, or that people would have to get in line to use a computer. What is that? How do you not discover that in play tests? There would be a bottleneck

where going through the tutorial essentially, you had to go up and use a computer. But if there were too many people in the room all trying to crowd around it, they couldn't get to it because there was player collision on. So all the players would have to get into a line. What?

And then like one at a time go up and use the computer. Which by the way, Chris was not part of the game. They had to organize a line and tell other people when they showed up to get in the line. And not to talk. Basically, there are screenshots of players lined up waiting to use a computer. Yeah.

It wasn't like all the shit in the past. It is a real life. I know. It's like this Sims where it's like, instead of making your guy, you know, an artist or something, it's like, no, no, your guy's sucks. And you have to actually wait for 30 years to go through college.

Yeah, it would be fun even the Sims if there was that option of like, oh, I'm gonna have my guy be a politician. And then like, whatever the equivalent of three years in and Sims is like, yeah, that's just not gonna happen for you. Yeah, it's like, it just did, you didn't work out. Yeah, you didn't meet the right people.

You don't have enough, whatever it is. Just not gonna work out, sorry, game over. Never that, that's it. Got it. You have to restart, find a new career. Oh, is that a line up? Oh, yeah. PS home had the same thing.

God. Now, we want to be clear. It's not like you walk up to this thing, and if I understand correctly, I have played none of the division. You don't walk up to this thing and hit I understand correctly, I have played none of the division. You don't walk up to this thing and hit X and it puts you in line. It is people who are like in line,

they got in a line and then other people will walk up and they'll come in the room and they'll say, no, no, get in line. They like have to enforce the line. That's the right. For the record, that line does not exist anymore. That was only at launch. Now it happens sporadically enough.

I did not experience that line when I played it. I don't know. I'll probably play the division for the first time tonight because I'm going through my backlog. I literally just finished alien isolation. I saw you playing that. Super repetitive game, but wow, they friggin' nailed. That was a great game.

They nailed the aesthetic and the look and feel of the original alien movie. Fucking nailed it. That on 360. No, it was Xbox One. Yeah. Oh, was? Yeah.

Well, the one I played was on Xbox One. You're going. Yeah, maybe it started off that way. Yeah, right now I'm going between the division and XCOM 2. The two that I played a lot of. I got my completionist mode going when I was playing Jessica S3. And it's one of the things that's like you're just blazing through the achievements. And then you realize there's one fucking achievement that's gonna be a nightmare and

For that one it was there's all those challenges on all those islands. You have to get five cogs You get five cogs five years and every single one of them. Nope. Yeah, that was that was Yeah, that was fun. That was a lot of fun I saved all the flying ones to lean because I could tolerate them the best like the fucking boat racing I hate with the boat racing in non because I could tolerate them the best. Like the fucking boat racing. I hate to put racing in non-racing games. I don't like that. Like it is so easy.

It's so easy, right? So easy to put in. Yeah, it's like they have a travel mechanic in the game. So why not just have a travel mechanic with a time on it. And it's just like you're fucking all of a sudden you're racing horses. I mean, by red dead redemption to be racing horses and wagons and shit like that.

I want to fucking shoot people. Oh, another thing about Hitman, right? You're a six-one level. So that means the next month when the next level comes out, everyone's gonna be pounding the server again to get that. Wait a minute. What? The game is one level?

Well, it's a tutorial. And then there's one level. There's one level. That's what you just said. In April, the second level comes up Did you pay full price for this game? for what they just didn't finish the game in time I guess they didn't want to delay so they split it

Basically what was gonna be the original game and some DLC became One little sliver of the original game and now everything's DLC what but for full price how much yeah or you can buy an intro pack Which is just level one. How long is it one level? I mean, you could be the level in like five minutes if you want. And you can also replay it a bunch. The way that it's good is that there's a bunch of challenges and you play it different ways and you can do really whatever you want to sell.

What's the best hitman level ever? Traditions of the trade. What? Traditions of the trade. And what do you do in that one? You just murder a guy and his hotel room. Oh, my favorite ones were we Traditions of the trade. And what do you do in that one? You just murder a guy and it's her teller. Oh, my favorite one is the one we had to murder the dude in the opera and you could like loosen the chandelier. In blood money?

Is that what it was? Yeah, that was hit by a fool. And you could like, low, you could loosen the chandelier and like, have that fall on them and stuff. And that was pretty cool. Could you do it a bunch of different ways? They start adding in where you can make everything seem like an accident.

Yes. The first one was like, kill the guy, hide the body pretty much. No accidents. You can poison people still actually. I'm also playing Far Cry Primal. Having a good time playing that. I have not picked that one up yet, I've missed it. Do you hear the weird discovery about that?

Well same map as far as Far Cry 4, it's exact same map. Were they trying to hide that? Or were they open about that? I feel like they should have been pretty open. I think they should have heard that there are some connections between Primal and For, like indicating that it's the same world. Well, I mean, all Ubisoft games are the same world, aren't they? Are they?

Well, everything's like... How are they connected through Ubisoft's bank account? Is that how they're connected? Because that's what it feels like. It's the same universe. Like, everything's like, Obsturgo related, it's somehow, or like, ancestry stuff.

No, even in Far Cry, it's Obsturgoles in far cry. I'm sure it is in some form I mean, maybe not like written, but someone might be Like an NPC just saying you know about did you play anybody play just cost three? I know I'm talking about I play this is how I am a game on the PC. Yeah, yeah One of my favorite things is all the horrible lines they give to that Riko guy. And I can't tell if they're just bad lines or if they're so bad they're meant to be funny.

Like you're supposed to blow up these objects, Chris, when you take over military base, you blow up like blow stuff up this red. Radio tower, yeah, these chaos objects, you blow up these copters. And then one of the things you blow up is these huge like fuel storage tanks. And he'll say like these action lines

when you blow stuff up. And one of the things he says, is that it always makes me laugh. Every'll say like these action lines when you blow stuff up. And one of the things he says that always makes me laugh every single time he says it is when you blow out the fuel tanks, sometimes I go, try to store fuel now, you jerks. I don't know if it's like intentionally goofy, but it like always makes me laugh. I wonder if it was an ad live and the guy like

right in all the lines, I was like, you all right? I'm not sure that one. I just throw that one in right up But I like that they someone meet about that fuel for my treadmill games that is those open world games are perfect And I play the fuck I was like I played no alien isolation on the treadmill But I've been playing when right from just cost not the challenges had to do that off the treadmill And then when right into far cry primate. I can imagine you're like casually playing walking on the treadmill and then to focus,

you just get, you just flaunt the sign, you like. That's exactly what I do. What I do. That's exactly it. I thought I banged my knee up. I slipped off, busted my ass. All right, well, it's about time to wrap up. It's about time we wrap up.

You want to get your face interview with Charles Copley. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why you get off the treadmill? What games? So, all right. You know what I wanna do? What? Since we're about to go into an interview right now

with the composer, the lead actor, and the director of Hardcore Henry, I wanna go back and watch Hardcore Henry, and the entire time I watch the movie, hold an Xbox controller in my hands and see if that changes my perspective of it. You would be moving. Maybe we talk about something like that.

Oh, it's really. And you're up coming interview. All right, Pranath. You don't know, Chris. Don't give it up. I know. Hi Chris. Chris is like, what do we do?

If you're watching live right now, or you're watching on YouTube, or listening to the audio podcast, stay tuned. We're gonna have an interview with the director, composer, and star from hardcore Henry. But for now, we are cutting the live portion and you'll just continue watching our interview. Don't forget to buy some of our Mochemuch.

Buy a Mochemuch. Alright, thanks for watching everybody. Thanks guys. See you guys later. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. Hello everyone, welcome to this special bonus segment of the RESTEEF podcast. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. And we're very lucky today to be joined by some people involved with a movie we're super excited about hardcore Henry. We have the director, Ilja, the composer, Dasha,

and the lead, Charlotteshoe Coplie. So what's the best? Thanks for coming out. Thank you. We got the opportunity to see the movie last night here at South by Southwest. And this movie we've been excited about for a long time. Even going back, we were talking before the cameras

started rolling that we were huge fans of the band motherfucker music video, which people have been watching the podcast for a long time. You know, even going back, we were talking before the camera started rolling that we were huge fans of the Bad Motherfucker music video, which, you know, people have been watching the podcast for a while, we'll remember, we've talked about it. Was it like three years ago, we talked about it quite a bit. And so hardcore Henry is a movie coming out in April, I believe? April 8th. April 8th.

And it's all shot POV style following Henry as he tries to recover his memory and Save a lot of people save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife save his wife People saying that they wanted to take like an Xbox controller into the theater, because it feels so, you know, a video game look-ish, because it's what you people are used to. I wonder if people who play video games are going to enjoy it more than people who don't be interested. It was made for film fans first, but those film fans happen to be video gamers, they get an added sort of bonus out of it. So it was never like, let's go after the video game demographic. It was always about, let's make a movie for the theaters and then people will love movies they go and hopefully

their minds will be blown. But if you want to take a controller and they'll, it why not? Feel better, why not? Somebody's going to say, somebody told me he's going to take a crash helmet. I was like, that might be advisable. So I would take asickness back, you should be fine, as long as you're sitting back off, don't worry. You might be advisable. So I would take A-sickness back, you should be fine,

as long as you sit in the back-off, don't worry. You might be fine. I loved the way it was presented last night at the screening, where you pretty much just set to the audience. Good luck. Yeah. Especially the front-end. It's a ride.

There's a part of it that's a ride. It's a movie, but it's an event. What I was interested in was trying to make something that gives people a reason to go to the cinema because that's becoming more and more challenging too as filmmakers. You know, you can make a great, it's very funny movie or a very moving movie and people still just watch it at home. You know, and so what do you, you have to have some sort of event?

And I imagined like if I was a kid, you know, or even now, the kid and me, you know, this is the kind of film where you go with some friends. It's like an event, you know, and there's kind of film where you go with some friends. It's like an event movie, you know, and there's always somebody who's like, how many get emotions that you like do? Just man up and just come, you know, you'll be fine, sit at the back. I was a little worried about the motion

of the disaster, but I didn't think about at all once the movie started, it was, you know, I was nothing. That's going to be poster. It does matter where you sit though. It does, like if you do get motion, you don't wanna sit in the front, like I said last time. The front is the splash zone, like that, if you do get most you don't sit in the front like I said lost Right the front is the splash zone like that if you like the first like five

Rude people just go back go to the theater. I can't sit in the front row in any film. Yeah, no need to I just so people who were like I'm much in the front there are stomachs are like they're rock hard day Definitely I can take it so especially if it's an iMac screen. Yeah, I don't I'm watching He's in 95 and the old Elisha London, the one that's the biggest theater at the used to have at that time and I had front row third tee from the left. I was watching heat for three hours I still love the film but I, you know, so what I like is that the trailer is very fast pace but the actual movie has lots of nice moments of rest

so you can catch your breath as the viewer, which totally works, and then you're sort of ready for the next burst of action after that. Yeah, when you can do like 90 minutes of nonstop, and we wouldn't want to, the beauty of the contrast is the contrast that you have a moment to sort of, it makes the laughs are frontier when you just had a bunch of violence right before that and It's a really good thing. It's stronger when you have which one. This is a really good bit involving a horse But I'm glad you're speaking to your point about it the movie being an event I'm glad I went and saw it in a theater

You know because the it was just there was a really good energy about it even starting with the title sequence Which is you know really well done and I think really sets the pace for the movie. You hear people right away, like, understanding how visceral the movie is going to be, and you hear the cheering or the groaning. We don't pull any punches. And that was one of the big challenges for us, and when we were making a small, indeed low budget film, I said to it in the beginning, I like whatever we make, if you like a 19 year old boy who plays video games, like you will have to watch this thing at home

on your computer because people are gonna talk about it and you just can't ignore it, it's too out there. But I don't know if we'll be able to get it in cinemas. I don't know if we'll be able to get it, you know, a proper cinematic release. And the more we're working on it, and we were watching this stuff. I mean, one of the things that becomes apparent very quickly is with a GoPro obviously. You can't go in for close-ups. You can't show

detail. So if you end up watching, if you watch this movie on your computer at home, like it's fine, but there's a lot of detail. You just don't see just because of the scale of, as soon as you get into scaling a theatre-sized screen, suddenly you can actually see what's happening in the background that we did, that we choreographed or that's happening, but you're gonna miss on a tiny little screen. Is that a theme park line? Iphone. You can't get off to it.

You know, I don't know, Iphone. It's one of those things where, where, where, yeah, where, you really prohibit that, I've, yeah. It's something that I should see. You can watch a film and then this several, like it's talking movie that works if you're in, you know, the train somewhere, it's great to watch a movie, I can't really prohibit that. I can't really prohibit that. I can't really prohibit that. I can't really prohibit that. I can't really prohibit that. I can't really prohibit that. I can't really prohibit that.

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I can't really prohibit that. I can't really prohibit that. I can't really prohibit that. I can't really prohibit that. I can't really prohibit that. I can't really prohibit that. I can't really prohibit that. P-O-B style, there is no B-cam. Like everything that's always happening is happening right in front of the characters' perspective. So we get it right, or you're screwed. There's no such thing, we'll save it in editing. No, you either have it or you, you don't. You can't underestimate how that small little point, oh, so there's just one camera. Like, filmmaking is the opposite of that.

Filmmaking is all about your cut around it. Stunt work, by the way, is the opposite of that even more. It's like your shitty fight sequence looks amazing because you cut it from like 17 different angles And wow, she looks strong and the camera is all shaking. This is like well, there's the camera Make it cool. So did you so I guess there's two different ways to approach it. Did you Find parkour artists and make them cameraman or did you find cameraman and then try to take old armageddon send people to space yeah drill as these drill as to fly the other way it was it was both there was um my friends when I shot the videos the bad motherfucker and the one before that with they shot about two-thirds of it and they're they're just parkour and they're

pretty athletic guys they're not like parkour like specialists anymore they don't like spend too much time on it they got bigger business, but they shot about two thirds and then I shot a little bit just some couple dialogues, scenes with Sherlato and... But as it turns out, you know, being set on fire, it's harder to find people who will do that than can point the camera. So if you have some or running over a bridge and almost dying, that bridge bit was... You get that guy, you know, and you teach him to point the camera as opposed to the camera man. To be birding and not dying. So there's about 13 guys, 12, 13 guys who played Henry. 13 Henry's. 13 Henry's, yeah. They're right there. What was the

safety like on that bridge part where you, they go up the side of the bridge and they're across it The safety was was don't fall. Is that it just like the safety was The safety was crossed by the deer we went there without anybody who was just four of us It wasn't like a proper shoot day. We just went Because the guys are like I know that bridge I used to run in when I was a kid and I probably do it now Except it's raining. You got a brig that's not too light It's not too high, but it's still not too light and you're wearing those shoes, they're proper dress shoes with big platforms. So you got to run and shoot the guy.

And they did like four takes straight up and we just looked at it and we liked. And then didn't really tell the producers until now. This is one of the most spectacular scene in the movie. Yeah. And it stood out. And it cost nothing. It was just four guys with it with the run up the bridge. It just got the bridge.

And Shal shatter you play Several versions of yourself you said but when you entered the movie last night You said this is the hardest role you'd ever played well It was it wasn't that the role was the hardest it was that the movie was the artist for my've ever made by him You know by a country mile it was really really hard And I've seen you do lots of different accents in lots of films. And you were doing variations of accents like between each character you play.

Yeah, it was an interesting challenge because of what the twist is in the form that they, you know, you sort of, in this hyper real world where you're trying, I mean, that was an important thing with the tone of the movie was to make it fun and to be able to, and a lot of conversation, I had a front was about, you know, I was shooting stuff and sending it to him about the tone that I felt the character should be

and that kind of informed to a large extent what the tone of the film was gonna be. This kind of heightened reality where you can take license in certain ways, but it still needs to feel a little bit grounded and authentic in a certain way. It's a type of acting that I enjoy doing. The acting was fine and easy to do relatively. The full making was grueling.

So how long did a shoot, you know, how long did it take to actually put the whole thing together? It was meant to be what? Forty something. I think the original plan was 40 and then we started and we stopped and we said this is not, you know, we're going to do it. We're going to do it big. We're going to do a proper movie out of this with the good story and we go big and we did it for about a hundred and fifteen days. Wow. 80 somethings. It was a hundred.

It was a year and a half of shooting for a month, stopping for a month, and Charles went up to do chappy. I think we have him. I'm trying to remember what. He's the hollars. Yeah, the hollars. Yeah, the hollars. Yeah.

And we shot, and we paused because the winter in Russia is not, you know, we weren't quite cut. We went in the areas, then paused, waited to LaSomber to shoot the bike chase sequence. There was a lot of learning the whole way too. You know, there were some days, like in the very beginning, we would have a day and then we would just get nothing. There was a lot of the time, we were trying to run really long takes. And that's been chopped up for a bunch of reasons in the edit and just for time and

really. But you know, we would run five, six, seven minute takes regularly. And that's been chopped up for a bunch of reasons in the edit and just for time and racing. But you know, we would run five, six, seven minute takes regularly and that'll choreographed with action and timing. And so you'd have a, you know, if a complicated scene and you might only get three takes done in a day and then you list like none of them worked, you know, and you said, okay, shit, let's go again. So speaking of the bike chase sequence, Dr. You were also in the movie, right? Did you actually ride the bike in any of those?

I would like to say yes, but that's not true. She can't ride a bike. I can't. She could, but I think it wouldn't let me do something like this, because it was, well, you need to be properly educated and properly trained for this kind of things, because I think that's dancing with the explosion of the

part of Van and jumping on the back of the bike and it was for me there was one of the most difficult thing. Yeah they did all that stuff for real man. The interesting thing about it is that Van does do a kickflip kind of maneuver. They actually took a guy on a crane and you know on a you know as the car explodes underneath them they just lift them up. The interesting thing about it was some of the stunts it's almost frustrating that they wouldn't I mean most of the action looks incredible from a from a GoPro point of view but some of the stuff just looked so unbelievable to watch from the outside that you were sort of like, oh wow, I wish we could see what's actually happening

because sometimes obviously the field of view is just like, you're just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, and then you're on the ground. But it's actually like a guy's lifting off, you know, the truck is exploding underneath and he's getting onto the back of a bike. It's crazy. So there was a behind the scene.

You actually see that scene. If you go in a biting elbows channel, there is behind the scenes of, is that carcass behind the scenes part one. Just as the guy is on the car, he can yanked off and the car goes flying off. It's throwing sound in the scenes. There's a point of being on the scene straight, though.

Yeah, we're gonna cut a good behind the scenes, hopefully. So, you know, some of those shots are in the trailer and, you know, watching it, at first it kind of made me think of like almost like an homage to Raiders of the Lost Ark, you know, some of those shots are in the trailer and, you know, watching it, at first it kind of made me think of like almost like an homage to Rage's The Lost Ark, you know, when Indiana Jones is, you know, crawling under the truck. But then you see, like, the level that hardcore Henry takes it to, like, this is totally films I've ever seen. It's all kind of in there in video games, and I've read a couple books, and that's all in there, and that's all kind of digested and goes out. It's great you mentioned in the end of Jones, because I never thought about it. And then you said, I'm like, yeah, just from...

It's great. People sometimes bring up interesting films that make sense, and the concept I never thought about, and make me feel really good because that's a, I'd like to be in the same category as the good films we all like. So yeah, I think people will find, you know, the inspiration of the things that it reminds them of. Like there were certain times in the movie

where I thought, okay, like this feels like a counter-strike map, you know, I feel like, I know who I'd be approaching the enemy or, you know, there's another scene where they're going through an apartment building just early in the movie. And I think this is like hitman now you know kind of hiding that was supposed to be gold tonight. I was supposed to be gold man. I could see that. The tile floor I was like that wasn't on purpose but we were

shooting it when the Suns lights were came on I was like gold night level one the dam but so yeah you're mad. It's really cool and then just to go back to what he said earlier like it did definitely had moments where it's like I feel totally immersed like this is what I wish you know a video game could be or could look like one day They'll get there. Yeah, yeah, I'm doing VM 10 years and there's no reason why probably two years I'll say ten My non-beam safe. Yeah, yeah, but it was it was it was absolutely amazing We loved we loved the film and like I said. Everyone should definitely go watch it in the theater

when they get a chance. Great soundtrack to you. Great soundtrack. So thanks guys for coming out and for talking about the movie. Really appreciate your time. Thanks for having us. Thanks for letting us watch the movie. So thanks for watching everybody.

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