Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Reverse Snow White - #566

Episode Date: October 15, 2019

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ArcWhiteNink System, and Manscaped. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Barbara. Oh, Jeff. I'm Gus. Oh, Jeff. I did the most cronchety old man adult thing of my life. Oh my God. I cannot wait. Hit me. I was, I was, I was, I, after I was done doing it, I was honestly a little embarrassed for myself. Yes. These are my favorite types of stories. Could I guess? Yeah, sure. You'll never guess, I was like after I was done doing it, I was honestly a little embarrassed for myself. Yes. Is it my favorite types of stories? Could I guess? Yeah, sure, you'll never guess, but you can try.

You are in a loud place and you unplugged the speaker. No, that's an asshole move. I would not do that, but I have an alarm system at home that's monitored by a company. Yes. I got an email that I looked at and it said,'s monitored by a company. Yes. And I got an email, I got an email that I looked at and it said, hello, from a alarm system company, we're going to increase your rate another extra $3 a month. And I thought those fucking assholes. I said, I'm under,

I have a contract with those guys. I have a three year long contract with them. It's just started recently. Well, started about a year and a half ago. Okay. As I, how can they just arbitrarily raise the price of something I have a contract for? So I pulled out the contract and read it. Oh my god. How many pages was it? It was long. And there's a there's a clause in there that says that which you found while reading this. After the first year, they are allowed to increase the price. And I was like, Motherfucker, it's right here. So I kept reading. And there's another clause that says, if you notify us in writing within 30 days

of receiving notice that your price is going up, we will wave it. And I was like, oh, so I just wrote them a letter that said, I object to the price increase, you know, and I cited the paragraph in page of the contract. And it was like, fused waved. So they're praying on the lazy. Right. So it was like, like $3 a month, maybe so bad.

I have a question. So in your estimation, do you think you did more than $36 worth of work? That's going to be my question. Cannot pay $36. How about what's $54 worth of work? Because it was a year and a half left. Hmm.

I think your time is worth more than that. I really do. I hope it is. I mean, I get it. It's $54. But it's the principal. If it was definitely the principal. It's like my age is old fight with finance over my credit card. Also, then you have to get it.

You have to get postage and go to like a mail box. You'll not at least with stamps.com. But you also have to. Do you share? Do you share? You have to find the contract, too. Yeah, so they had sent me like a doc you signed. So I tried to view that and it said, it's expired. Do you want to just email you another one?

I was like, oh, yeah. It'll cost $3. So they emailed it. So you emailed me a like an updated PDF. And I just, that's why I went through and I read it. Does that mean you're effectively locked in to that rate in perpetuity? Is long I have to constantly protest it any time they try to raise the but you can successfully protest it every month until you die.

I assume when the contract lapses in a year and a half, they can present a new one with an upgraded price. If it was a PDF, why didn't you just do like a control app? Because I wasn't sure what I was looking for exactly. Like rate or price. Yeah, I was like, I just, I wanted to prove a point. What else did you learn when you wrote this contract? It's just a bunch of boring filler stuff.

I don't know. There's really nothing interesting in there. So how long did it take you from from from outrage to I'm done How many hours? Oh, it wasn't that long it probably took Hour and a half I would have paid $54 not to have to read the contract But I was like it's one of those things where you're so angry. It's like I'm gonna fucking read this thing like it was It was motivating me to read that contract. $3. Well, I guess over the couple.

Look at the things they were fucking me because we had a deal and they changed the fucking deal. Alright, you're getting very aggressive here. No, it's me, Fae, that's like probably around like a free month that you just got there. Right. On the new rate. Right. And if they think about like all the people who they, if you have a fucking contract and

someone tries to raise your rate, read it. Should I be mad about $35 that I'm owed right now? Yes. Okay. Yeah, what's this scenario? Well, I went to a movie this weekend and I bought all the tickets and then three of the people who I went with

didn't pay me back yet. Okay, but I'm just gonna wallets. By just out of curiosity. I think there are about 12 or 13 bucks, see? Oh, well, let me get this much faster. You didn't have to read a contract. Ooh, it's been strapped so no cash, run. It's called even 30 convenience fee.

Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, are you doing it digitally? Gavin's got the old money here. You don't have to give me 20. I mean, I'll take it. How much was it? 12, I think, 12 or 13.

What are movie tickets now? I should probably just look. This is the $15. Let me cover the... I covered your money. I've got your gap. One, two, three, four, five. That was a smart way of doing this, by the way.

Yeah, here's 20 bucks. Well, so it's like, I wasn't that bothered by it. I was like, I could treat my friends to a movie. And then Trevor just like, yeah, you know, I don't know if they'll remember unless you remind them and I was like, I don't want to bother. I did it like Trevor's, I paid Trevor

with Apple Pay afterwards and I just assumed I'd do the same to you. But I didn't get a chance yet because you called me out on live television. I was gonna do it like, I was gonna do it like in 10 minutes already And then you yeah, I'm my alarm was set for I wanted to get ahead of it You know, thank you guys Barbara ended up making like $4 off me. I did it was great. What a great way to do that convenience fee

Just make sure it's in the contract So when I walked away last night and we went on separate ways. Were you like? No, I didn't really think about it too much. Yeah, I mean either. Yeah. I was, I thought there was going to be a point in time because usually like, I'm always obsessed with paying people back right away because like,

Oh, what's going on on this show tonight? What the money? It's distracting for my show. We're glass down. Glass down. But yeah, usually I buy the pool. Usually I like to pay people black right away just because I get anxious about it. And I don't want them thinking like she didn't pay me back. Or you're afraid you might forget, right?

What's that about? Doesn't Gus still owe Gavin $200 from a bet? Do you? Oh, shit, I think I do. What was that about? The SNES bet we made in London. You have to remind me. You bet like the Super Nintendo came out before a certain date and I thought it came out of a different date. We were it was in the hotel room the night we wrestled.

I do. I forgot. Gavin. I'll send it right now. Thanks. Fuck. I hate that. I was down. Now that it'll be up. This podcast is cost to me What are they're money do people owe each other chat does anyone else so many There's been sent to you fuck thanks. Who was that movie was alright though? Who said that? Yeah? We saw hustlers Who's good is silly. I need nothing about that. It was it was a it's based on a true story Based on true stories. What's a little lackluster at the end, you know because it's real So it was not like a fantastic whole ending to it. I mean like good fellows is lackluster at the end

This is a great movie. I enjoyed it throughout. Yeah. I am still in shock over Jennifer Lopez's body. That woman is 50 years old. Yeah. She's ridiculous. Also, hell of an acting job by that J-Lo. Yeah, she was great.

200 dollars. She was really, really good. Also, the lady that played Mercedes, the role of Kevin. She was very funny. I don't know her name. I'd never seen her name before. She was fucking really good. Also the lady that played Mercedes. She was very funny. Yeah, I don't know her name But I'd never seen her name before she was fucking great. They're all good. Yeah, good movie. Yeah I'm not a good-looking woman. I can't even the premise of that movie, guess It's like strippers in New York. Isn't it based off Cardi B? No, I don't think so. It's based off the the Constance

We character um but It's it's based off a bunch of strippers in New York who decided to get revenge on Wall Street brokers for tanking the economy. I guess it like it really like 2008-2009 the bottom fell out. It really hurt the strip club market in New York. I imagine this a lot of cash going around. Yeah, and so they they found a work around they would roofy and cash going around. Yeah, and so they found a work around, they would roofie rich dudes, and then max out their credit cards, and then just dump them off at home

and tell them they had a great night when they woke up the next day, and the guys would be too embarrassed to do anything about it. Yeah. So they would just eat like $10,000 credit cards, or whatever. And some dudes would go back three or four times.

Yeah. Wow. And all they would literally, they would just like, they would get them to drink one drink, they'd pass out, they'd go down the ATM, go to wherever, you know, it'd be out of credit cards. Bring them to the strip club. Yeah. Sometimes they'd bring them to the strip club and then they had to share. Then the strip club got a cut. So they started just running hotel rooms. And then the guys would just wake up in a hotel room. They didn't remember renting essentially broke Jesus. Yeah. Really fucked

up. That's pretty fucked up. You know the guy in the movie and it lasted for a long time, like six or seven years. I think they got a little bit. Wow. Yeah. Really fucked up. You know the guy in the movie, and it lasted for a long time, like six or seven years, I think they got a little bit. Wow. Yeah, they made a lot of money. The guy in the movie, the bigger guy who had the really nice house when he was taking the phone call, and his fiance was, you know the guy I'm talking about. Yeah. Yeah.

That's Buzz from Home Alone. It's Buzz from Home Alone. No, it's not. I did not. Yeah, what? Yeah, I recognized him only because he was in a movie called Blue Ruin that I really, really liked. And I knew he was in that.

And yeah, instantly recognized him. He's a really good actor too. Oh, shit. He's come along. Maybe he is not aged well. He didn't young well either. I think he was fine. It was healthy.

He just said, you know the big guy. He's a big adurb. He doesn't look like he's dying. You said he's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. It was healthy. You know the big guy. He's a big idiot. He doesn't look like he's dying.

You said buzz from home alone and I couldn't get buzz light year from toy story out of my head. I was having a hard time. You're like, it's Tim Allen? I was having a hard time straightening that out. Tim Allen wasn't a kid when home a flu came out. I watched a movie this past weekend. I was just looking for something kind of like dumb to watch. And there's a new movie on Netflix called Tall Girl,

which is pretty much the exact crime that you think it is. One of the main characters in that movie has the last name, Dunkelman. What? Yeah. And it made me think like, people don't just come up with that name. And that name doesn't really, doesn't really exist

in many places. So I'm wondering if the writer for that show maybe is familiar with research or something. Or maybe is a Brian Dunkelman. people don't just come up with that name. And that name doesn't really, doesn't really exist in many places. So I'm wondering if the writer for that show maybe is familiar with researches or something. Or maybe is a Brian Dunkelman fan. Oh. Probably a more realistic expectation there.

Yeah, Brian Dunkelman was one of the hosts on the first season of American Idol with Ryan Seacrest. He's the Pete Best of American Idol. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't make the cut. He didn't make the cut. He didn't make the cut.

I bet that dude wakes up every day and turns on the radio and it's Ryan Seacrest's morning radio, morning drive radio show. So he turns it off and then he goes on TV and it's like Ryan Seacrest and Kelly, RIPPA and he turns off the TV and then he, uh... Turns on the internet and watches Roach's Reach Chief. Yeah, then he just sits on a closet and cries. Yeah. What could have been?

What could have been? I don't know why I didn't know that. God damn sea crest. I discovered a very loud noise in my house last night and I discovered it was three cats chasing a dragonfly and it was like wounded so it was flying upside down along the floor in the walls. Could you recreate this noise? I did. Imagine like on wood floor by tiny wings and it scared the shami and I didn't know what it was.

What are you? I thought there was something else to it. Oh, you heard it? You heard it? It's very confused. I was trying to figure out what it was without looking. Oh, so you're asleep and you're here a dragonfly running in your house?

Yeah, just like all around the world and the fool. How did you resolve the situation? I'd put a cup on it. On the dragonfly? Yeah, they wouldn't fit in the cup. I'd slightly shove it in my finger. Do you guys have crickets in your house too?

Not in, but all around it. A lot of crickets going on. I feel very fortunate. I don't have crickets around my place. I had one cricket in my house the other day, but it was already dead. So the only one. Yeah. When I lived in Puerto Rico once a cricket got in the house and the house I lived in was made, you know, it tends to be like hurricane proof. So it was like made all out of like cinder block and concrete and stuff. So when the cricket would chirp, it would bounce off

of the walls and it was the loudest fucking sound I've ever heard. It was so weird. Remember, I want to say it was 2012, the summer of 2012, maybe 2013, where Austin was pretty much infested by the crickets, like the sides of every building in our office in 636, they were like flying around at night all the time. I remember when I was working on our TX, I had to carry around a bug zapper with me. It happens like the, the, the swatter one. Yeah, it happens like every six or seven years.

You just have that cycle of cricket, infestation year. Yeah, it's fucking gross. Are they the thing with the loudest noise to the ratio of that body size? Was it something that's small that's louder? Yeah, I think it's like the mantis shrimp, right? Doesn't it make like the loudest noise?

I don't know. Have you met Michael? That was the loudest noise. That was the loudest noise. Mantis shrimp. It doesn't matter if it's underwater? Well, no, no, how loud is that underwater? If you're underwater, I guess. I gotta look this up.

Loudest noise by an animal. Relevant to size. Yeah. Oh, maybe it's the pistol shrimp. What is the loudest animal? Just in general. No, is it a... Is it a... Goliath? Is it an elephant? Maybe. A blue whale? What about a whale? Don't they're called like gover along distance? Yeah, they can... I mean, their noise goes all the way to space to the far reaches of space, right? What? Through the vacuum of space, through the vacuum of space.

Yeah. Isn't that how we're in love with Star Trek 3? Oh, right. Guys, it's Star Trek 4. The Voyton? It was 4. Yeah, Voyton, you're right. There was 3.

So it was 1, then 2 was Rathacan, 3 was search for Spock? Yes, right. Spock dies at the end of 2. Spoiler. I am now, or in dies at the end of two. Spoiler. I am now, or in the whole year, forever will be your friend. And then they say goodbye in the prison glass, and then Spock gets jettisoned out into an island

or a planet of flowers. And then in three, they come find them. And he's all happy, happy, hippie, Spock. The sperm whale is over 230 decibels. They're probably really live frequency. Yeah, the shrimp I was talking about is 218 decibels. Shit. Damn.

What's Michael? And I guess like this, it makes this sound when it snaps its claw to like stun another animal before it eats it. And so when it does that, it creates like a little bubble, a cavitation bubble. And in that bubble, temperatures reach 5,500 degrees Celsius. Damn. Yeah, there's some good slumber of that online. Animals are weird.

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episode of the receipt podcast and for keeping a secret. Do you, uh, guess you haven't read next door? Sometimes. You do. Yeah. Why?, uh, Gustave, a read next store? Sometimes you do. Yeah. Why? I don't typically very, very often. I probably deleted my stuff. That's the neighborhood app, right?

Yeah. But, uh, I, uh, I was, I, everyone was like, I get like a daily, like, summary of what's going on. Yeah. And I saw one that was a, like a thread fight. So I hopped in to see it. Yeah. And it was people complaining about ACL noise

and how Austin should get rid of ACL. Interesting. And putting like, like, like, here's the, here's the mayor's phone number. Here's where to send letters to complain about ACL. And then other people going like, how long have you lived here? What the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah. It was because it's a, my neighborhood's well north of downtown. And people complaining that it's too loud there, I'm buying a fucking word all week in, it's single sound all week in by the way. But I love the idea, I always love them people move to Austin and then try to D live music capital of the world,

you know? They're like, oh, it's great, live music capital of the world until they hear a noise after 10-30 and they're like, fuck this. Or they're gonna shut it down. The worst is the people who actively move downtown. Or the next thing, music, you can move into a suburb anywhere

or like move just north of Austin or just south of Austin, you're fine. And I assume like, I could see people being pissed off if it was real out of where Jeff lives, but there's no way it was allowed. It's impossible. It's impossible. Like maybe if you were like outside,

you're like 12 miles. I can kind of hear it. Yeah, but I can't imagine. There will be no late. Right, right. They're not allowed to go past like 10, 30 or whatever. I can't imagine that. Yeah, it would be a problem there at all.

Did they made, are they maybe talking about like if someone rented out a house nearby that like the visitors were allowed? No, they were, they were talking about the music. Yeah. And we're like, I can hear the lyrics of the song. Nice, free show. Yeah. So weird.

I just wondered if you see any of that in your neighborhood. No, I'm sure there is. I fucking ignore it. I hate next door. It's just I finally decided to delete my account there. And every now and then now I get like a postcard from next door. It's like, hey, Gus, your neighbor so and so invited you to join next door. I'm like, my fuck you, don't he, didn't? Yeah.

You have some neighbor that just really wants you back. Right. Does anyone fall for that? Why'd you quit just because it makes you an audio neighbors? Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of like pointless shit in there. And it's like, why do I want to read stuff that's going to aggravate me? Or maybe it's the only people bitching.

Right. Or is there like good news on those? There are people that are giving something away. Like we're trying to sell something. I think if you want to read something that's going to aggravate you, there's contracts for that. Well, I'm not making any money on the next door. I made money from, I don't know, you saved money.

So the same thing is you made money from reading a contract. It's like, yeah, eventually. I guess so. I'm making three bucks a month. I want to say I'm rounding up. I have to look. It might have been like $2.49 a month or something. It is annoying that telling the story about how you saved 50 bucks lost you four times

that. Yeah, it's a little annoying. But for the chat, someone in chat was saying that they're going to try to remind me in a year and make me think that I haven't paid you. I'm definitely remembering that I paid you. I want to know if there's one person who watches this podcast who was so upset by that story that they canceled their first membership so that like we end up losing money because of your story to save money. It's getting deep. Let's talk about something else.

You could go fund me the 200-bit. You could go fund me the 200 baht. Tell me, my stupid Gavin bet debt. I knew it was stupid bet. I was just drunk when I made it. I wonder if you've paid me already. Do you think I'm wondering too? I'd say that time I got that guy in the army to buy the same bottle of Jack Daniels like six times.

I mean like 200 bucks off of him. You would just steal it and sell it by two hundred bucks. He just would kept buying it. And then when he'd be like, I'll come get it from you later. I can't get it right now. It's too much heat. Because you know, we had to hide, hide hidden in the roof, like in the ceiling. And, uh, and then he'd be like, Hey, I got to come and get that bottle of booze. And I'd be like, Huh? And he'd go, Oh, shit, I didn't pay. I'm sorry. Here's the storage fee. Yeah. You're doing them a convenience.

I heard about someone at ACL speaking of something like that, uh, There he was hammered all the time. It's a storage fee. Yeah, you're doing him a convenience. I heard about someone at ACL speaking of something like that, who bought a wristband to ACL and loosened it just enough and had people pay him $150. And he got in, I think, a hundred or 105 people were using that same fucking serious. Wow. And I think like somewhere around there, he got caught.

But yeah, it was like, it was really really elaborate. They he would go in with the people and like someone else would hold on to their cell phone Yeah, it's like collateral And then he would go in when they would take the wristband off of them They would give them their phone back and they go back out and let someone else in and I yeah They let in like over a hundred people. Yeah, yeah, one of them was an undercover cop. Yep, and that's how they got caught Wow, so it's actually illegal just to get the rules of the event. It must be illegal because they got arrested. You're stealing.

Yeah. Yeah, that's theft. Kind of. Yeah. Breaking and entering, right? If you don't have permission to be in there. Yeah, you're getting into a place without you breaking into it. OK.

OK, let's see. If felony's, I'm going gonna see what they were charged with. I see all three men and all three. Yeah, like I've done, when I was a kid, I think one time I bought two tickets to a movie and had another friend go out with a second ticket and get a third friend in, which is probably illegal. Definitely.

Guys don't even do that shit. But like that was the extent of it. And I did it one time. It didn't feel good about it. It's like, that was the extent of it. And I did it one time. It didn't feel good about it. It's put in 100 plus people. The theft of services. That makes sense.

Sure. Mm-hmm. And a hard time for that. It also meets the criteria for engaging in organized criminal activity. Junior Mafia. And so I guess like what they said was that Junior mafia. So I guess like what they said was that

AC or the festival lost out in almost $11,000 in payment So it's theft of service between $2,530,000, which is a state jail felony And because the situation involves three individuals it means the criteria of engaging an organized criminal activity Which is a third degree felony carrying a potential punishment of two to ten years. And then they took them to a strip club and drain their bank account. It was the second phase of the plan. Yeah, it was, it was a weird weekend. I feel like last week in the first week in a ACL was super hot, like uncomfortably hot. And then this past weekend was just strangely cold, like comfortably cold. Out of nowhere.

I got to go out for a bike ride Saturday morning and I rode down my street and back and put the bike away. You just like go put on a jacket or something? Fuck no, it's cold. Doesn't run the bike warm you up. Didn't not Saturday morning it didn't. We just went down the street. You really tried it, did you?

It was too cold, dude. It was too windy, too bitter. What is it about? It was like 54. Posting about the weather on Twitter that makes everyone want to instantly be combative about their own. Because it's colder or hotter everywhere else. I know. And it's just like a post-it-screen cap of Austin's weather because it was like

50 degrees one day and then 95 degrees the next day. And that's kind of what I was on about. And someone was just like, you call that cold? This isn't cold. That's not cold. You think that's cold for, is that cold for Texas, blah blah? And like, that's not my point. Yeah, the cold for, is that cold for Texas, blah blah blah? That's not my point.

Yeah, the weather's kind of lower than, and then it's like warm again today. Yeah. This could be hot tomorrow? It's gonna be the 90s tomorrow, I think. Which is why Bob were posted this screenshot. Exactly, exactly. Yeah, I think my air conditioner didn't turn on all weekend.

It was awesome. Really? Yeah. I did the heat cool function on my nest. The heat cool. Have you ever used that? It's your house will heat itself or your apartment will heat itself when it gets below a certain temperature or cool itself when it gets above a certain temperature.

Isn't that just like a semi-step? Well, most thermosets you could only set to either heat or cool. And so like if you're having... Yeah, heat that. Like where we work in our office, if it gets cold and you get there in the morning and it's still set to cool, you have to go change it to heat. Like if I had my thermosets. It's stupid. Like why do you have to toggle that?

Why aren't they all heat cool? Yeah. You're making me mad, Barbara. I'm making you mad. I'm not mad at you. I'm mad about the situation. Yeah, because if you have your house set to 72, and it's on Google, say,

yeah. Oh, man, she's fisticled. We've entered that stage. You want to email me about it. I'll send you a notice, a letter. Go to my Santa Claus or whatever it is. It's kind of fun to be old though in Cratchity. Is it?

Yeah. I like sliding into that a little bit. What was your last Cratchity. Is it? Yeah. I like sliding into that a little bit. What was your last Cratchity move? Oh man. Let me think. You'll have to come back to me. I can't think of anything Cratchity I've done. I don't think of you as old in Cratchity.

I feel it. You don't? He looks like it. No. It's true. I get annoyed when people let their dog shit on my lawn and then walk off. Oh, that's, but I don't think that's anything to do with being old. I think I'd, walk off. Oh, that's the fuck that.

I think that's anything to do with being old. I think, as a teenage, you've been annoyed at that. Yeah, if I had a house. That's fucking rude. Happens all the time. I don't like that. Does it really? Yeah.

You must have a yard that says, disrespect me. Shit on me. It may be that happened to me all the time in my first house. Really? All the fucking time. Isn't there like a wolf urine or like some type of, not maybe not a wolf? Yeah, but it's hard to get. Some type of like urine or spray you could put on your lawn or like a surface fox urine

where if you don't want them to get. Fox is probably. All right, that would be harder than a wolf. I don't know. All right, is it illegal to fling the owners feces back at them? Wait, not the owner, the dogs feces back at the owner. If there's an owner, defecating on your lawn, it's always just mine now. And I'm just.

Possessions 9.10s the law. It's probably like a salt. Because I watched, I watched a video of a woman who let a dog shit on the ground and then got in a convertible and some other woman picked it up and just like threw it in the car. That's totally justified. Like an instant karma. But she probably woman picked it up and just like threw it in the car. That's totally justified. Like an instant comment, but she probably broke the law by flinging it in that woman's car. It's probably worth it.

I don't think so. I think she didn't fling it at her. Oh, I think she kind of did because it's her. I mean, I would call that her property. She just given it a factor. Yes. So I think you dropped this. Here you go.

You're doing a service. Yeah. I've seen videos of people like littering outside of their car window and like cycle is coming and throwing the litter back in the car. So it's like kind of the similar thing. I got to speaking of all this wild animal stuff. I have a grill in my backyard.

And you know, like most grills, it's got this little fucking cup at the bottom of it. So good cup. Right. Whenever you grill something like all the grease and everything just like slides in and clip it. And I've been bad and I hadn't cleaned that cup out in a while. It gets kind of gross. It's a little sludgy. I thought it would get too eventually. The other day I woke up last week last Monday I woke up, went outside and it was just like flipped over and spilled everywhere. But it's still liquid.

It was like sludgy. And it's like, what the fuck happened here? Motherfucking raccoons. These two little human having furry disease-laden creatures crawled up under there and grabbed it and threw it on the ground and fucking went to town. How do you know that security cameras? Oh, it's these two little fat fucks had been coming around They've been digging up my yard. It looks like I've been plowing my yard cuz they fucking dig the entire thing up Now they're taking my cup of grease. They fucking do it all over my patio

I'm out there with a fucking hose and a goddamn glove and a sponge trying to clean up dirty ass grease Because of these two stupid little animals. You know, I it's probably because they're done eating my hammock You didn't read the recoon clause in your contract They don't sound stupid. They sound quite intelligent. They're actually quite jealous. Yeah, they work together Yeah, you think that they they do that and then like go to a vantage spot and watch you playing it and just like enjoy it? I'm going to think that they do that now. Yes.

The old crashity one fell for a flowy again. I'm left to fucking stain on the concrete. Do you think it's a power washer and a fucking clean that shit? Do you think it's a coordinated effort with that bird that was following you too? I guess we'll look out. What was there a squirrel? There's a squirrel. There's a chicken shizzle bird that was following you to look out. Wait, was there a squirrel? There's a chicken chit. I like the reverse.

No, why? Oh, I hate record. God damn. I'm just gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.

I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm away. Right. I'm realizing. Do they? No. Right, you're gonna take a possum down.

Yeah. To get rid of raccoons, you have to spray like cayenne pepper all over the place. It's like, I can't do that because I've got fucking dogs. You know, this is an episode of The Simpsies. You're gonna have to release gorillas. It is. You should just get bigger dogs. Like an addition to your dogs. But then what happens when I have gonna get rid of the dog's. It is.

You should just get bigger dogs. Like an addition to your dogs. But then what happens when I get rid of those dogs. I don't know. It's a never ending. If I were you, I would move. It's too late. That's done.

Someone called you Dr. don't little. Did anybody watch that trailer for that do little? The new Robert Downey Jr. I saw them the poster and it looks like a fake movie poster. It looks like a parody movie poster you see in another movie. Someone said it looked like a movie poster you'd see a tropic thunder. Well, I will say Robert Downey Jr. was on Howard Stern last week and he said it's very

good. He did. It's going to be a very good movie. Said to blow you away. Should I buy tickets? Have you not seen the poster for this bar room? No, I don't even know what you guys are talking about. I did not know that the poster. Get a poster. Let me see. Do a little movie poster. It's not a great poster. No, it's not.

Didn't. I mean, did that mean Murphy do Dr. Do Little? He did. Twice, I think. Yeah. So this is like our third, the third generation did that even Murphy do Dr. Doolittle? He did. Twice, I think. Yeah. So there's like our third generation of Dr. Doolittles. We've had it. He also did not a professor. Okay, that's the one.

I was like, where's the one where he played everyone? Yikes. Yeah. Fuck, that's bad. That does look like a parody poster. It does look real. Looks like the bear from Golden Compass in the back. That looks like something Max would have made for an RT short to have in the background somewhere.

That's what happened in Max. Oh, he's making posters. Make a movie poster. There it is, true. Yeah. I like the smiling animals. Just kidding, I really don't. That ostrich is freaking me out.

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Did you watch it in the theater? No, no, I'm just careful. I did. I watched it at home. I was very confused because I knew El Camino was coming out and I saw a bunch of people tweeting and posting on Instagram about being in the theater to watch it. And I was like, Oh, is it just in theaters?

Oh, I could do. Trevor, do you want to get tickets to go see? Because I think it's on Netflix, turn it on and it's right there. So I don't know why anybody would have gone to a theater to one. Maybe they like wanted like the giant experience or. Yeah, I guess, but I'm okay in for Netflix. Uh, I think the way I think about it is it was okay, but unnecessary. Like it doesn't detract in my opinion. I think about it is it was okay but unnecessary.

Like it doesn't detract, in my opinion, it doesn't detract from the show, but it doesn't really add a single fucking thing to the show. And also it was shot in a way that didn't feel like Breaking Bad. I, it's been so long since I saw Breaking Bad, I don't remember it looking aesthetically different, but I will say I felt like that show was,

or that movie was misrepresented. They referred to it as El Camino, a Breaking Bad Story, which lent credence to the idea that they were going to expand the universe a little bit, and it may be there would be additional Breaking Bad movies after this one. But there, if there was no point for this one, there sure as hell is no point for the next one. So it's just like an epilogue for the band. Yeah.

It's just essentially what happens to Jesse Pinkman immediately as soon as he leaves. Yeah. You know how he drives off at the end of the season. It's just that and everything about it's like it's two hours. I mean, that's two breaking bad episodes. Like what really can you accomplish in that time? I enjoyed it. But that's just because I love breaking bad. I didn't hate it. Getting more of it was cool. But I do agree that it was not necessary. I kind of almost preferred the story of him just driving off and knowing what happens to him.

And this kind of gives you closure you didn't really need. Or absolutely. But I don't know. I mean, I think Aaron Paul is a phenomenal actor. So getting him to see more stuff is great. Fucking Aaron Paul is a phenomenal actor. But the bits were we're supposed to believe he's young. Aaron Paul are really fucking hard to take.

Only harder, only harder thing to take is that fact that Jesse Plyman's aged 40 years between filming that show and that movie. Which one's Jesse Plyman's the top? He's the Todd, he was, he's even married to Reese Weatherspin. I think I was a Christian guy. A Christian guy, Christian guy.

He is, they call him Fat Damon. A lot of people do. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, he did age. Also, Aaron Paul, I think not only age, but gained a little weight too. Like you could really tell like in his chin. His face got a little rounder.

Yeah. He looks good though. And he's an actor. Yeah. Oh, for sure. But it was like, you watch it and you go, oh, so that's what happened to him. I guess I didn't care. Yeah.

Really? Or it's like, oh, that, that's kind of what I imagined. Yeah, and then the way they handle the, like without spoiling it, the Heisenberg thing as well. You're like, oh, okay. Cool. Very ceremonious, but okay. What way did it look different cinematography

or is it different aspect ratio? It's cinematography. I felt it was different. Is it still 69? No, it was 2.35 by one. The pacing to itself different. Like I think that's what it just felt. Didn't feel like a breaking bad episode

in terms of pacing as well. I don't know why it was. I feel like, I don't know how to really save. I felt like whenever you watch Breaking Bad, you got the sense that you were in like Alba Kirkki. It was very like New Mexico, like desert stuff. And there is some of that in the movie, but you don't get that same feeling

throughout the whole thing. Maybe that's just me, maybe I'm being too picky, but even like, there, even some of the time lapse stuff Didn't feel like the time lapse stuff from the show like you know when they show like transition or time passing Yeah, it didn't Feel the same way. I don't know if it's a different DPR what it probably was. Did you watch either the Mick or Righteous Jim Stunns? I still haven't. So that the one of the antagonists is this guy who plays,

he plays Jimmy in the Mick and then he plays, he plays the antagonist in righteous Jim Stunns as well. He, I don't know his name, he's a fucking tremendous actor though. Although in that movie, he's his face is shaving, and I'd never seen him with a shavin face. I've never seen somebody look like so incredibly

like two different people with or without facial hair. I wish I remember the guy's name. You know what I'm talking about? He was like, he was one of the two cops that came into the house. Oh, those two guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he is a tremendous actor,

but he just looked weird without a mustache or or a go-to or beard or anything. That's a cool scene. That's a cool scene. Yeah. Two cops. You should watch it. That was a really cool scene. I watch it. Yeah. That was just so joke. I saw you. Yeah.

What did you think? I think you and I think the same thing. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. It's, it made what was it like $97 million for $93.5 million the first weekend and $55.8 million this past weekend. Huge success. Yeah. That's, uh, you think Jared Leto is upset about that? I think Jared Leto and Brian Dunkelman probably send each other emails all day long. I feel like when Jared Leto signed up to do Joker, like, this is the kind of thing he was hoping for. And now it's like, they went in a different direction

and Joaquin Phoenix is getting all these accolades and everyone loves this movie. Did we talk about his interview on, was it Jimmy Kimmel or? He was a Fallon. Jimmy Fallon. Did you hear about the interview? Where apparently they showed some outtake

or like a behind the scenes clip from Joker of him, like in front of a mirror, in character, fully like in makeup and everything rehearsing. And apparently the director and someone else were like whispering, trying not to disturb him. And he has this big freak out moment of like, guys, like I could hear you whispering. Like I'm really trying to focus on my lines.

Like it's really difficult. And then he gets more and more upset and angry about it. And that cussed back to him in his interview with Jimmy Fowl. And he was legitimately like, I didn't know you guys were going to show that. This is really embarrassing. Yeah, he was trying to explain it. When you're in character and you're acting you really need to focus and like Especially with this kind of character you could be taken out of it

So you know that character you got to go much deeper than most Buy that that wasn't that whole thing wasn't set up. I did I did based off like the interview and then how he kind of like responded to it And about it. It seemed very genuine But maybe he's just a really good actor turns Turns out a lot of those like Lily Tomlin, Esk, like I heard Huckabee's like meltdowns, a lot of those are planned. Are you serious for promotion? Yeah.

But the IHR Huckabee's one came out years after that movie. I'm not saying that one, I'm just saying that. That's the best example of one that I can think of. I just, it kind of, it's that efficient bail. It kind of pissed me off that they showed that clip with that intention because it's true. Like when you're trying to get into a scene when you're acting, it's very difficult.

And like everyone has all this time to light it and to set up the cameras and do all this stuff. But the second you're called to set, it's like act. People were saying it's Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel, okay. There is no excuse for being a dick. There's no excuse for being a dickhead in those scenarios. But I will say having been on both sides of that and at a much smaller internet level, but when there's like 40 people all standing around waiting for you not to fuck up, that's an interesting kind of stress. Yeah, yeah, it really is. It's like, you look at all these people and you're like, these guys just want to go on break, then we're gonna go, that guy's got it, he's dancing, he's got a piece so bad, and he's got to hold that fucking light. Yeah.

And they just want to go and lunch, they have an evening and six hours, and I can't fucking, I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, ballistic. He just goes ferocious. He ends up slamming the phone on the thing and then he snaps back into it because he's trying to stay in that angry mindset but without dropping to the character. So he just seems like a complete lunatic. But I think it pays off. He's good in that movie. So I saw some people in chat were questioning the authenticity of the Joker moment. Like you were saying. And I guess after that, the actors,

I'm reading something here from an article. The actors rep told Entertainment Weekly that the video was a joke outtaken. The entire moment was planned ahead of time. Yeah. Oh, fuck. You can't believe anything like that interesting. Yeah.

Well, I mean, I think it still brings up a good point of just, I think a lot of actors are painted in a bad light when they have those freak out moments, but it's insane amount of stress. We talked we talked about this when Christian Bale had his freak out in Terminator years ago. When we were in the Congress office, we talked about this on the podcast. Everybody on Earth has a bad day at work, but not everybody on Earth gets their bad day filmed. I do every Monday.

gets their bad day filmed. You know, I do every Monday. You're the older, we're 5 to 6 30 PM at Roostery by coming by fly. It is one of those things that is, I guess it's hard to realize unless you're in the situation, but I was reading a lot of comments on this week's GTA because we just walk right by one of the collectibles and we're all just like completely blind. But a lot of people who notice it,

it seems weird that they noticed it and we didn't see it because it's literally on our screens, but you only look at like little portions of the screen at once, you can't see everything the whole time. And chances are, if it's obvious to you, or you probably play the game and miss something, but it's not filmed and you never noticed it, you missed it.

Like it's just unfortunate that all of every frame that we play is filmed, and it should be obvious when we see it, but we don't see or hear quite a lot when we're recording. How many times have you ever, I mean, how many times of your life have you been stuck in a video game and then like 10 minutes later, you figure it out.

That's all that is. That's been with Link's Awakening for like the last fucking week. Just like any puzzle. And also people don't understand, and I've talked about this before, I don't wanna beat a dead horse, but it's a different kind of thing to play a game where the game is a tool to further a conversation

that you're trying to have with five other people, and there are typically two conversations going at once, and you're trying to make sense of both conversations, and you're trying to feed jokes into both. And at a larger level, at a macro level, you're trying to figure out how to progress a narrative to get from a start to an end. So you have a complete video and you're doing all of that

and looking for a fucking dumb space cadet or alien collectible. It's very easy to lie like that stuff. I can see watching mine back where I can see him on my screen, I don't see him. But in my head, I know exactly what I didn't see it because I saw the limo and I thought I'm gonna pull out

the alien blaster, I'm gonna shoot the limo. So it's like this whole other part that was making comedy. It's one, you know, weird way I feel like working at the call center helped prepare us for that a little bit. Totally great. Because when you were a manager at the call center, you had to listen to like 30 different conversations all at the same time and keep tabs on them.

So you'd have like a room full of people and you'd know what every single, you know everyone's half of the conversation. And it's totally doable. You can do that. Yeah, you can drop in and out of conversation. You probably have to for a two-month-hunter. And so like when you're talking about like in a situation where there's all these different voices going on

and all these different personalities have things to say, you can like manage that. The hardest part about that whole deal too is when you come up with a funny joke that you really into and you're waiting for the moment to drop it and that moment passes. And then you, but you, so you got to figure out, can I try to crowbar this joke in later and the answer's always no, but then you're like, fuck, I want to remember this joke so I can say it again some other day and some other video. And then you're like, oh, 10 minutes just went by while I was having that

conversation on my head. I'm fucking lost in the video. There's a third thing you can do that. You just slip it in under all the noise. Hope that the editor hears it and boost it up. That happens a few times. Everyone's not aware. It's like, oh, the audience, they were saying, oh, no one reacts to that great joke. It's like no one heard. He was great. That was Ray.

He was really good at slipping us in. Nice. Kind of under the radar. Fucking mint. Fucking mint. But yeah, there was, there's a moment in a TT, recently where it's the boat level and Jack's trying to shove it's the boat level and Jack's trying to shove me off the boat and see I'm not sure you're in it, but I thought

I fall in the ocean, Ryan and Jack are cracking up and so much happened elsewhere in the map that the editor had to rewind and then mute the audio from that first moment and just play the audio from the second moment. It's the two very funny moments, but so much should take both of those moments and put the audio of both on top of those moments and put the audio of both on top of each other, and that's what we can hear. Yeah, that's what we hear. It's a chaos.

So when it seems like we've never heard something or when it should have been so obvious, chances are it was just drowned out by the other. Of course, absolutely. Absolutely. Could you guys hear each other on your headphones? Yeah, we're packed into each other. Okay, cool. I couldn't do it otherwise.

I said, yeah, it's the only way you can do it. I said, I said, I said, I said, Michael, so I would never hear anyone else. Yeah. Well, when the headphone on took quite a more quiet, you'll hear him in the can. I could take Michael out of my headphones and I would hear him at the same level.

Plus, like, like, from where I used to sit and achieve my 100, like Gavin and Jack might as well be on another planet. Yeah, they're so far away. Yeah, someone taken your seat. I just kind of just like there if you need it. I still come back and film pretty regularly. Like that GTA collectible video we're talking about,

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Oh, no. We don't have a name for it. So you're going to Texas from California Yes, he did and he's been here for a while and one of the things that has been confusing him since he's been here is How exactly do you pronounce? names of names of streets or cities or in Austin or in Texas in general? Because everything's like so fucked up. We have a Brit a Canadian. Right. But you'll leave here a long time. So I have an example. I want to show you. You have that example. Pulled up. I'm going to spell it out because we have audio

listening as well. I think I know what your example is. They can they can get part in it. Are you guys spell it out? Yeah, the example word is M-A-N-O-R. So, you know, you would look at that and I would ask you, like how do you think you would pronounce this word? This one everyone should know. So in Austin, for the street, it's Maynard. Right. But if you're talking about a house, it's Maynard.

It's a Maynard, but also the GPS says, a mana. Yeah, but it's Maynard. Maynard. Maynard's a road not too far. It's also an area. And it's a thing. You are, oh, wait, we got a whole game. Mainer, how? Mainer. Is that just someone in the

control booster? We have a very advanced piece of technology. The Dennis 3.0 software is the first reading of that. Maybe think it was one of those pronunciation videos, mainer. So now, now you see how it works. Do you you have more are you gonna get a few more? What does Dennis have other features? Dennis what Dennis what time is it? Pamry and Dennis at a time of a 12 minutes Got it Got it. You got it.

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In Austin. Sorry. Man-check. It's man-check. I would think it was Man-chaka. Or Man-check. Man-check. Yeah. People do say that. Which is the other alternate pronunciation of it. What happens to the other A? Do we have a phonetic pronunciation? Man-check. Man-check. Man-check. I don't see they went with the S H. That's interesting. It's, it should be, I would have gone with the C H, but yeah, you can go either way, but you would look at it. It's a name. If you said man, I wouldn't think you were weird. Right. But you said you had man, Chaka. I'd be like, oh, you've never been Austin before. Right. Well, I called it because I used to live in that area when the office was

down south and I used to call it man, Chaka. Yeah, until I was told multiple times by multiple people. That's incorrect. You're insulting us Yeah, in fact I think the city wants to change the street sign names to say manchak right because I think initially it was supposed to be manchak I just don't know what the other a is gone Because it initially was supposed to be manchak. Oh, was there was a typo right? They fucked it up They fucked up the sign and they made it my chaka. And it's been like that forever. They just never, never got back and changed it. All right, we got another one of those.

I could think of at least two more. Yeah, there's one. Oh, yeah. B-U-R-N-E-T. This is another road here in Austin. B-U-R-N-E-T. I've heard another one. Burn it.

Do you have anyone to give it a shot? That's how I would say it. It's an easy way to remember it. You say it's burn it, darn it. Do you have anyone to give it a shot? That's how I would say it. It's an easy way to remember it. You say it's Burnit, darn it. Burnit. That's what they say in that thing. Burnit. Burnit, darn it. Do we have a Dennis 3.0 pronunciation?

Burnit. Burnit. I don't see why that's strange. That one. I love you say Burnit. Burnit. I heard many people say Burnit. I feel like that would need two teas

and possibly any or at least two teas. Burnit. Burnit is I heard many people say Burnett. I feel like that would need two teas and possibly any or at least two teas. Burnett is also a town northwest of Austin. Yeah. Burnett Road used to go out to Burnett. That's why it was called that. Yeah. Oh, okay. What the? K-U-Y-K-E-N-D-A-H-L. I have no idea what the fuck that was. I don't know. How is it? Cook and Del. Do you want to go that shot, Gavin? I'm going to give this one a shot too. Cucondole?

Cucondole? I don't know. I would say cacindole? Jeff? I've never seen this one. Cucondole. What do we got? Cercindole.

Cercindole. Where the fuck is that? Texas. Thank you. You're good. Oh, okay. I never heard of that one. How about the county San Antonio's in? Oh, is that one on there? I don't know what county San Antonio's in.

I'm not familiar with. This one fucked me up for years. Oh, you know, which one is this? Yeah, I refused to say it properly for a long time after because I was offended by it. If it's not in there, I think they're adding it in right now. No, it's not in here. What is it?

Okay, so it's B-E-X-A-R. That's the county San Antonio museum. Oh, I know that one. B-E-X-A-R. It's the county San Antonio. I know that way. B-X-A-R. Is it B-B-Z-R? Is it B-B-R? It's B-R. B-R. Not B-X-R. It's a nice B-X-A-C county. The X is silent. The silent X, B-R. B-X-A-R. B-R. It looks like if you wanted your screen name on

fucking MSN messenger to be B-R and you put X's in between all the funny letters. It's like a gamer tag. Yeah. That's R. That's the last one. Usen that is my gamer tag. Okay, sex.

Oh, R-E-F-U-G-I-O. This is a town in the valley. Roof feet. Oh. I think that one is quim. Uh. Refugee Joe. Quim. Uh, Refugee Joe. Refugee. Geo. Fuck it.

I know that I know this one. Do you know? I don't know. You want to give it a shot? I think it's probably weird like refugio. Do we have a Dennis three point openization? Refereo. Refereo. There's no R. Dennis, what time is it in Tokyo? have a Dennis three point openization. Referee. Referee. Referee. There's no art.

Dennis, what time is it in Tokyo? Stand by. What does that? He said stand by. He's got to go on to the web. Lo that information. Dennis is going to Japan later this year and bought tickets to Go see kiss.

Oh, you did it. Fuck it. In Japan. In Japan. Fuck. Also, it's 749. Is that are they playing? Are they playing in Japan because that's where they're relevant still? Shit. Come on. What's the next one? Do we have any more in that? Oh my god. Shit, come on. What's the next one? Do we have any more in there? Oh my god. N-A-C-O-G-D-O-C-H-E-S. That's an easy one. This is a town just a little south of Austin. Did you go there when we did that event where we saw the world premiere of Bubba Hotel?

No, I wasn't there. Bruce Campbell. That was fun trip. Is that one as like a silent G or something? Well, you got to take a guess. Nackadotches. Nackadotches. Nackadotches. It's pretty good. Bar we got it. Do we have a Dennis 3.0 pronunciation? Nackadotches. Nackadotches. Nackadotches, baby. If you want to get drunk in Nackadotches, you got to go to the Bulllin Alley. That was the one place that was open past 10 PM

to drink on a Saturday night. I thought you were gonna give us some hand away of remembering how to pronounce it. No, no, no, there's nowhere to get fucked up in that town. That one sounds like a service you can get, the spa or something. Oh, geez. We still have more.

How many more of these do we have? W-A-X-A-H-A-C-H-I-E? That's easy. That's a that's a pretty straightforward one. Walks a Hatchies. Yeah. What? Wax a Hatchy. Dennis 3.0. Walks a Hatchy. Walks a Hatchy. There's so many fucking weird names. Okay. Yano L L A N O. Do you, is that how you say it? Is it? Say it again, please? Yano. L-L-A-N-O. Do you, is that how you say it? Is it?

Say it again, please? Yano. Lano. Dandas 3.0? Lano. Lano. Lano. What the fuck?

You said it technically right. Yeah. I've been spending too much time on you and me. All right, this is the last one. All right, last one. B-O-L-R-N-E. I think that's bexah. I'm gonna say Bjorn. I'm gonna say Bjorn.

I'm gonna say Bernie. Dennis 3.0. Bernie. Bernie, Texas. For those listening on audio, they just put a picture above Bernie. North voice, the San Antonio. That's the tiny little town. And a good little movie.

But that spelled B-E-R and I- It is, yeah, yeah, in the movie. I was thinking like a baby Bjorn and a good little movie. But that spelled B-E-R and I- It is, yeah. In the movie. I was saying like a baby Bjorn. That's not very really. It's so J in that. Bjorn, how do you spell that baby Bjorn? B-E-J-O-R-N.

True. English. I guess that's not English. Words are weird. What is it? It's Swedish, isn't it? A Bjorn? Bjorn.

It's like a self-proclaimed- Where is Bjorn Borg isn't it? A Bjorn? Bjorn. It's like a sound. Where is Bjorn Borg from? Where were they Bjorn? Where was he Bjorn? Bjorn. Wasn't he Swedish? Swedish. Bjorn.

Yeah. So, to Swedish. So, hopefully we might be able to do more of those in the future. We've had a whole bunch. We wanted to do that for a little while. That was fun. That was fun.

Um, you need some catching music or something to go along with that. Well, we have a lot of ideas that we want to test out. And we'll probably be doing a bunch of them in the coming weeks and then see what people latch onto what people like and then we'll, uh, we'll build. I'm excited for next week's podcast. Oh, oh, shit. I got a shopping. So last week, I'd forget how it started. I think we were talking about your friend's hat or someone.

Yeah, you went to a party and some guys were not my friend. Not a friend. You went to a party. There's a long story recently. He hated it. Don't worry. Yeah. Why would you go to a party? I don't know. I'll tell you the whole story off camera. Okay, I want to know why I didn't get it wrong. At least tell them about the hat that you saw. There was a guy there wearing a hat. It was the back of the baseball cap was black and the front part here above the brim was white. And in black letters, it just said, this is my adulting hat. Ugh.

So from that, we decided that we want to have an episode of the podcast where we all pick each other's outfits And they have to wear that outfit for the whole podcast. So we're doing that next week. Okay This I found exactly what it looks like. This is my adulting hat. Oh Audible girls exactly Oh, audible, exactly. You guys already sent me his clothing choice for the person he picked, like everything. I'm so nervous to know who has me. I needed to know one of y'all's shoe sizes, so I texted everyone.

What is your shoe size? I was gonna ask everyone. You texted me, and I was just like, I'm assuming he's doing this to everyone, because I don't think he did this. I think that everyone that was in that podcast, even myself, that is very smart, but I'm assuming he's doing this to everyone because I don't think everyone that was in that podcast even myself. That is very smart but I'm asking what their shoes are. You know what it says in our text conversation below. What's your shoe size?

10.5 Below that no $200 Fuck Yeah, I was like I was trying to figure out, but then you suggested we just all email everyone. And I think you and I are the only ones who have. I know, yeah, I think you are the only one who's responded. So a good job, everyone else. Yeah, it's also Chris, Chris and Gavin.

Lovely. So we're gonna see, we're gonna have to show early next week and get into our costumes and see what everyone else bought for us as a stereotype. I'll probably film the process of picking it out too. I don't know if you guys are planning on doing that. Bit of our two life. Yeah, make a bit of our two life.

I just went on Amazon. Oh, you're already done? Yeah, I've done. Oh, shit. I was going to go to like a thrift store and everything like that. Oh, easy. Done. Shane?

Has anyone played Outta Wilds? Is that out? Not Outta Worlds. Oh, oh, the God is so confusing. What's that? It's like a space exploration game, but the sun explodes every 22 minutes. So you're in this time loop, and you just it's like Groundhog Day in space. Oh, really? Yeah. It's really good. I liked it. Yeah, it's really good. I liked it. Hmm. It's it looks cute and it's got some like deep sci-fi So like the way it looks. It's like surprisingly deep. I like it. I've been playing ghost recon breakpoint

Is that good? Sorry. It's ghost recon. I'll play any and every ghost recon I feel like I have so much brand loyalty to ghost recon. I played I finished goose game like Immediately I picked it up and really like power through entitled. Unnamed, oh entitled. That game is so fucking good. You played on the our Twitch stream the other day. Yeah. So like you play the whole game and then when you're done with the main game, there's like additional goals. So in the stream, we just, since I've already played it, just like kind of power through it all as quickly as I could and then did all the additional ones too. So they wrapped it all up. Looks fine. That's a short, it's a relatively short game and probably takes five or six hours if you don't know what you're doing.

But I've been playing links Awakening on the Nintendo Switch. It's pretty good. I never played it on the Game Boy. So it's like, and you can do it. Is that the one with the claw game? So I keep seeing. Yes. How you get on with that? That's fine. There's like one item you need from it.

It didn't take me very long to get it. But yeah, there's other stuff in there that seems like it could be a huge pain in the ass. What is under, sorry, outer wilds, what is that on? It's on everything, isn't it? Xbox and PC, I think. Oh, it's an Xbox game. Bingbong, it's been 12 minutes.

It's like status. Bingbong, it's been 12 minutes. So, I want a sound bite. I want a sound bite. I want a sound bite. I want a sound bit of that. Just a dedicated coin, Bing-bong. I want a sound bit of that.

So is it you're making iterative progress and then it resets every 22 minutes and you just know a little bit more? Yes, you can't affect anything. You can't take anything from one time to the next. It's just about collecting knowledge, and it kind of tells you where to go, and you can discover mechanics. And then you're like, oh, I can use that knowledge in this place I couldn't get into before. That's kind of like the plot of the new X-Men run. I'm gonna come up with... Oh, really? Yeah, it's kind of cool. We're at similar.

Yeah, and there's different planets that have different things going on. There's two planets orbiting close to the sun, and one of them is sucking all the sand off the other. So the sand level drops throughout the 22 minutes on one. There's one planet that's crumbling away. How long does it take to beat? Probably something like 10 hours. But I was really trying to do everything. I was just really into the world.

Who's flying around? I'm looking it up here. It's so confusing, because that other one is outer worlds. I just really into the world. I'm just flying around. I'm looking it up here. Outer. It's so confusing because that other one is outer worlds. Outer worlds. Outer worlds. Outer worlds. Outer worlds.

According to how long it takes about 15 hours. It sounds like someone's just saying outer worlds with an Australian accent. Outer worlds. Then the outer worlds comes out October 25th. Did you see the Fortnite thing that happened yesterday? They blew up Fortnite? Can you explain that to me? So I don't play it.

I just watch streamers reactions to it. The bunch of shit started happening. Like a meteor happened and a bunch of missiles came through. And then this giant meteor plowed into some shield. And it caused a black hole and sucked the whole map in. I don't know any of the story, I'm bunching it. And then it explodes and it's just like a black hole. And that was it, that was the game.

If you tried to get in the game, you just saw that for like a day. I just know James meets about it. What was going on? Oh, maybe it comes back tomorrow. Yeah, everyone was like, oh, season 11, and it's like, no, that's, and even like the menus get sucked into a black hole.

Yeah, I think they haven't said when it's coming back, but everyone's speculating that it's tomorrow. I think it's really cool idea that to have big in-game events like that, where you guys get to have what's a movie in the game basically. I assume they're trying to kind of reinvent themselves to stay relevant, right?

They're losing a little bit of market share. As it happens over time, that game's been on top for a long time. That's a really smart, interesting way to get a little. And they did that for the while, I think, with these in-game events. But that was just, everyone's reactions to it was great. Yeah.

It made me think about this fucking restaurant in Austin. Oh, really? There's this restaurant, it's not too far from the studio, actually. That has been really popular for years. You were eating there, Titaya? It's Thai food? I've ordered from there.

I've never eaten in restaurants. So it's this super popular for years. You were eating their tataya. It's Thai food. I've ordered from there I've never eaten in restaurant. So it's this super popular Thai place. It's very good Really really well respected. They just closed for like two years They said yeah, we're gonna remodel and we'll be back and then they were just closed for two years and then they just reopened It was like it was a big deal when they reopened people were like waiting for them So they had to pay for the place for two years without making any money and then pay for the refurbishment. Yeah. That's great. And then they, they're so popular that they'll close for the holidays. Like, they'd be like, yeah, we're going to be close for two weeks for Thanksgiving. Like, oh, okay.

Shit. Yeah, that place, and that place is always crowded. Yeah. So it's just closed now. It might, it might be not two years from now or it just opened. No, no, it reopened a couple years ago. It was closed like seven or eight years ago. Oh, it's been a while. It's like there was this a long time ago, like maybe six, seven years ago, there was this restaurant in Spain called ill, I think it's called Il Boulot. And it was the best restaurant in the world, like in the Michelin Top 50,

and it was the best restaurant in the world, like four years in a row, and they just closed down. And they were like, we're just closing down indefinitely until we reinvent food, or whatever we're gonna do. We've like accomplished all challenges. We've been on top of the food chain. It's kind of gotten mundane and boring, and they just shut down, and I still don't think it's open,

or maybe it this by now But I check because the way it works is you could I guess when you're like the best in the world though and they like you want to challenge yourself But they they had a thing was like a lottery when you to get reservations that you would Like have to enter in and then you would get emailed back like a year later With like a window that you could get and I tried it a couple times it was very labor intensive and so I never did and then I remember I checked back like a year or two later to see maybe it's open again I can go in there and it's never I can kind of see not wanting to fizzle out there yeah like it for tonight actually ended for tonight yesterday. I would have thought it was a cool like ball of mood. That would have been a really cool way to do it. Go out on top right? Would have pissed off a lot of people,

but cool way to do it. Have you guys been to a dip, dip, dip, dip here in Austin? No. I keep people talk about it. I try to get reservations as well. It's a new restaurant here. It's on Burnett. Burnett?

I forget the type of cuisine it is. It's hot pot. Yeah. But apparently you need to make reservations like three months in advance for it Jesus and I got to go because Josh and Nadia made reservations with two other friends who then had to cancel on them So they're like you and Trevor want to come to dip dip dip with us was a good. It's amazing

There is also there's a hot pot place right on the UT campus. That's like What's it called? Eight books. Yeah. Oh, yeah, dip dip dip is definitely a little pricey dinner. Yeah, I think that's like eight blocks. Yeah, oh yeah, Dipped Tip is definitely a little pricey dinner. Yeah, I think that's what's called. I ate there. Do you? No, I ate there once. Yeah, Emily and I ate there a couple weeks ago.

It was awesome. It was pretty good. Yeah, I was confused as fuck as to what I was supposed to be doing. Did you overorder? I don't think so. I know, I ate a good amount. Yeah.

Pop-pop is so good. I fucking love Pop-hop. I discovered that in Australia. Yeah. We were there for the tour and fell in love with it. I'd like like my favorite meal at most places is the hot rock if it's available. And so I just see the ability to cook your own food. Oh, I love that. So great. It is cool. We went to a place like that when we were there for New York Comic Con this past early October. I've totally forgot what month it was. This past recently. Yeah, we went to

Korean barbecue. But they cooked it all for us, which is a weird thing. They basically put all the food in the middle and did. Yeah, that's it. That's it. The bully by Faran, Aedria, El-Bully. El-Bully. There was a... Yeah, lots of times they'll go in and they'll cut all the meat and cook the meat for you like that to just to make it easier on you. Yeah. When I was in in Korea a couple of years ago, I was in, I was there with with a bunch of people and I, I, we wanted to get some Korean barbecue as long as you're in Korea. So I went up to the hotel concierge and I was like, is there a good Korean barbecue place that you would recommend that's really good around here. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, just go down the street. Whatever you told us where to go went there. And the place was amazing.

Like it was all super fresh, super great. Except we had like a bunch of pork that we had ordered. Some of it still had like hair on it. Oh, I'm gonna take it. From the big, like you could tell he was like this skin and there was like a little bit of hair on the outside. Did I put you off? It was really good. and there was like a little bit of hair on the on the outside. I put you off. It was really good.

The food was amazing. I ate it. You know it's fresh. But yeah, I was like, wow, that's a that's intense. That's fucking gross. What is your favorite restaurant in Austin right now? My favorite restaurant in Austin right now. I don't know, that's a good question.

Right now where I'm oh, I promised Esther, I wouldn't talk about that on the podcast. Oh cuz you don't want other people so I don't go on Yeah, genre no It matters a bunch of totally until the later. So something really specific. Do you want to know Austin's best kept secret? Yes So you guys have been to Sean noodles near the office the sushi place. Yeah, nah, it's on my speed Well, you know what I know it, the sushi place. Yeah, nah, it's on my speed. I know what it is. I know what it is. Have you guys been to the domain before I assume the shopping mall domain?

Yeah. There is a Sean Noodles in the domain. I'm hesitant to tell you guys, because I don't want a lot of people showing up there. They do dim sum at that one. Oh, really? And it is some of the best food I've ever eaten in my life. And it's always empty.

Really? Yeah. We can't. Yeah. I'll check that out. Because I went to a dim sum place. What's that area called way up North on Lamar, past 1A3, where they have like the Asian market area?

Try and town. Try and town. Is that what it's called? I was at a dim sum place up there the other day. And it was, I would wait like an hour and a half to get in. I'm not a big dim sum fan though. I, there's other things there too on the menu

that everything is just phenomenal. I don't know how, like more people don't know about this place. Every time you turn it. Every time you turn it. Every time you turn it. Every time you turn it. Every time you turn it.

Every time you turn it. Every time you turn it. Every time you turn it. Every time you turn it. Every time you turn it. Every time you turn it. Every time you turn it. I don't think so. I think people just probably see Shawn Nudel's and they assume it's like every other one, which is like the one by the office is very subpar sushi. I didn't want to say that, but yeah, it's not very good. Yeah. You go there if you have to, basically.

Is there a type of cuisine or a specific restaurant or anything that you miss from Canada? Like whenever you go back to Montreal, you're like, oh, fuck, I can finally read it this place. I mean, Poutine would be, yeah. And obviously answer. Is the Poutine a, Hey, making a good? No. No, it's not. But I mean, I'm also kind of thankful that there's not good Poutine here because I would weigh 250 pounds probably, just because I was like my

drunk food. What's the tree is, is Hey, Makar? Maynard. Maynard. Well, Gus, I don't care if it ruins it. People should know. I think the best burger in Austin's pool burger. Here we go there. Pool burger. Where the fuck is that? It's behind D-Betty. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I have a D-Betty cabaret. I think so. I go there twice a week. It's better than mine. I think Mighty finds the best. Mighty finder Hilbert's are both pretty good. I have a, I love Hilbert's because of the history, but I've had better

burgers. Hey, Dennis, what is the best burger in Austin? Dennis left, but it's Casino, Alchemino. Oh, I can't believe in the middle of the fucking show. I like their burgers. They're too thick. Casino has gone through some changes over the years. Your complaint with the hamburger is that there's too much hamburger? Yeah, because then it loses its flavor. Dude, what? Then then it loses flavor. Dude, then it loses flavor.

Then it loses its flavor. Speed it. Good burger. Have you ever had the burger at Clarks? Yes, it's good. It's good. I finally had it Sunday. It's a oyster bar.

Fucking good. I went to that place around the corner here. Cluck in burger. Have you been there yet? I drive by all the time. I went in last week. I went in a little early. I went in around 1130. They opened at 11. I went in at 1130. I walk up to the register. I've never been there before. There's no one there. Took a few minutes for someone to come out. They came out. They're going to take your order.

I said, yeah, I'll have this burger. She goes, okay, do you want a side? I said, yeah, I'll have some fries. She goes, oh, we don't make fries. We make a house made chips. I was like order? I said, yeah, I'll have this burger. And she goes, okay, do you want a side? I said, yeah, I'll have some fries. She goes, oh, we don't make fries. We make a house made chips. I was like, oh, okay, I'll have that then. This stress put in my order and she's like, oh, no, wait, we do have fries. And I was like, okay, well, she's like, what do you want? I said, well, the fries. She goes, okay. So then, you know, I sit down, my food comes out.

Food's fine. The burger's actually pretty good. I ended up leaving around 12, 10 or so. There's not another customer there the entire time. Really? Yeah, so if you want to try it, try it sooner rather than later. I think it's worth a try. Where is it? It's a, you know, where turntable used to be.

And it's on the airport. It's right there. Did you ever eat turntable? Yeah, that place was good. And it was always empty. Nobody's at my place. I'd buy it inside Pies and Homes slice. Why would you get people here when you go to that area? It's to go to that. That's a shame. But Clark and It's like pies and home slice. Yeah. Yeah, people are gonna go to that area.

It's to go to that. Right. That's a shame. But Clark and Burger. Totally fine burger. Are you sure you should try it? I will actually. I speak into that.

I went to right next to that, or pretty close to it, a solid and Betty. I went there for the first time ever. It was pretty good. They have some really good healthy options. Yeah. Which is nice. I had heard, like, middling things about it,

and I quite enjoyed it. Yeah. That was great. You get like some barbecue there, some sandwiches there. I got pork shoulders. It's like, and delicious. Yeah, I've been very hit and missed with that place. Really? Like, see the really good or,

yeah, it's also always dead. Yeah, it was pretty dead when we were there. Yeah, but definitely check out Sean Noodle's at the domain. I will definitely do that. Now we can't. I think the problem with airport is that Kome sucks all the oxygen out of the street. Yeah.

Like they get all the try. And nobody wants to eat anywhere else, but Komei on that street. It's, yeah, and that please definitely gets busy. We went there the other day and it was like a 730 on a Tuesday. And they're like, yeah, it's going to be an hour and 40 minute wait. And like anytime I go there for lunch, I always see like four other tables with a researches people.

Yeah. Always filled. Well, in Bethany, where I think we would go to Komei at with researches people. Yeah. Always filled. Well, in Bethany, where I think we would go to coma at least once a week. Yeah. When she wanted to go to lunch. I ran into her the other day. Oh, yeah. At a coffee shop.

It was weird. I said hi. Yeah, I was going fast. She said hi. No, we talked for quite a long time, but it was really good. What was it really good for you? Yeah, I was. What was it really lovely to see?

It's just you don't expect to go to a coffee shop and see Death and you there. I don't know. She's not a coffee kind of person. Yeah. She was there to use a bathroom. Was she? Yeah. She was like reading at the park or something.

I needed to take a dump so she went to a coffee shop. I won't say the coffee shop. You know how it's kind of all quits to see people you work with in public at the weekend? Gus and I hate it. We carbyshop. You know how it's kind of awkward to see people you work with in public at the weekend? Doesn't I hate it, we're running out of time? I've discovered that with Ryan, it's awkward in the hall.

Ryan, in the hallway, like between the toilet and the office, yeah, he just makes it really awkward and run a water pass, have you had that with him? No. No. We're talking in opposite directions. Yeah, it'll pass me, like every time. We're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you have directions. Yeah, every every time

You have to stay so much with you in the other I kind of imagine bumping into a mouse that it would work. It is weird and float It is weird. It's a weird and unique thing and I'll preface this by saying I think we're all friends But it is weird to begin a professional friendship through like like that's what you guys have you guys have a professional friendship right yeah And it's documented on camera and whenever you're on camera You're on and then the second you go off camera. You're like all right So Color career You got a problem

How so just like I'm more natural with people in person than when I got on the podcast. I'm like, so how is everyone's day today? I don't know about you guys, but I find the only time I'm comfortable is on camera. Like on podcasts or on Let's Plays or whatever. I'm far more uncomfortable in day to day life. I ran into Jeff a few weeks ago at a grocery store. We were a whole fits. Yeah, I was like, Jeff was there with Millie,

and I walked in with Esther. And we walked in, and I kind of by the interest of running to each other, we were just like, oh, hey, hey, and we kept walking. And Esther was like, so everything okay, are you like, are you like, are you like,

are you like mad at each other or something? Like, if I were to talk, like, no, no, no, that's just it, that's it. I mean, it's like, it's like, we've been friends for 24 years or something? No, 22 years? It'll be 20, it'll be 22 years in January. Yeah, 22 years in January.

And like, I don't know how else to say it, other than you and I have had every conversation, two friends can have twice in 22 years. We're old and it's already more than half my life. I could not be more comfortable around you, no need to speak. Like I could sit next to you and have a conversation. Hey, hey, that's it. Very easy, comfortable if we go to the movies or whatever.

But yeah, we've done it to death. Done. Done. Yeah. No need. I was thinking about this the other day, how Gavin is one of my oldest friends. Like I knew you when I was 15, and then I think back of like,

you were technically a high school friend. And that's so- We sat each other every week, so this day. Fucking weird to me. That's me with Frank. I met Frank when we were 14. Shit. Yeah, and he's still around here.

Yeah. It's just such a long time to know someone. I feel like friendships get harder the longer they are, the older they are. Nice. Hard to maintain. Some more effort somehow. Yeah, that's true. Okay, maybe it's just like a freak with something.

I feel like when we live together, it was the most effortless friendship, I guess because we were just always together. Yeah. But now, we don't live together. We see each other so much less. And it's just harder. You have to put some work in. I agree, I totally agree.

It's something like you and I had a friendship that was built on, spending every second around each other. Like as long as we're always around each other, it's super effort. We would see each other at home and at work, and on the way to home and work. And we were, yeah.

It was just like, it was totally natural. And now I feel it is, it's like, it's almost like there's pressure, like oh, I rarely ever ever see Gavin so like when we're gonna go to movies or whatever like oh you gotta make it good you know it's dumb you know I'm similar to you and Gus we've had a lot of the conversations that's true speaking of relationships someone tweeted something to me today uh oh an article that I had not seen before it It was an article about a, I said she was a German woman who has been in a five year long relationship

with a Boeing 737. And she says that it's physical. Does that mean she's joined the mile high club? Is it a specific one? It is a specific one. What rate does it find? She says that this plane is, quote, very attractive, sexy, beautifully built, and elegant.

But what about the other planes that look completely identical to it? There's this one that she likes. Come on, that's not regular planes. That's a different plane. Come on, dude, you look like every other British person, but there's something special about you. You're elegant.

It's attractive. It's, I want to sit in you. I'm trying to see what route it flies. Which bit does she put up? I don't know. She might just be, she might, she said it was physical. She might not be a put up or, she might be a rubber. Yeah, maybe she just straddles it. Yeah.

She got to, she got to spend quality time with it in an airport hanger in May of this year. Oh, so she has special access to it. I guess the gave her access to it. She's kissing it right there. I'm just going to say, I'm going to say she has special access to it. I guess the gave her access to it. She's kissing it right there Like when she wants to like hold its hand. She just like hold on to the tip of the wing. Oh my god. There's the photo for you

Barter what she seems happy more power to her is this like a when I touch his wings. I get immediately sweaty palms and get excited It's it's surely like mental illness. No, I mean, I don't think it's that necessarily. They said a, it was on like this close to fetish the mental. Well, they had a term for it. Where is I can't find it right now? It was in this article. It's an objectophilia when sexual or romantic attraction is focused on a particular inanimate object. So I wouldn't say it's necessarily an elemental illness or you know. Does that include like sex dolls? Because those are meant to look like human and have human features and-

It's an object still I guess. Yeah. Because like I would say there's a very big difference into like being in love and having sexual interest in an airplane in love and having sexual interest in an airplane versus having interest in sexual interest in a... A doll that's supposed to mimic a person. A doll that feels like a person, looks like a person,

emulates a person, all that stuff. Am I wrong in thinking, not having any issue with that lady loving a plane? I think she's totally fine to me. I mean, it's unusual, so I bring it up. I wouldn't. It's not hurting anyone. Right.

It's like, like, a, too. Gavin loves to have women stick fingers up his butt. That's fine. Right? Trevor, like, the coming his own mouth, whatever, to each their own. What are you gonna do? I just think the way it's being the nila sex,

the way it's being written about, it's clearly being written about like, check out this crazy woman, but what if she has a problem? Or just like, even if she doesn't, like. The problem is that it costs a lot to see her boyfriend. Like, you gotta buy a fucking ticket. She can't be alone.

There's like 200 other assholes in there. Just to get jealous and other people ride it. I feel like if she is not having a relationship with another person because of the plane. Southwest of Phelia, sorry. That would be an illness. relationship with another person because of the plane Southwest a failure That would be an illness If you were sexually attracted to Southwest flights, that's that's a weird say no massacism shit right there Southwest flight that oh Southwest fan back over there

Oh, yeah, that's so bad It's cheap you don to pay the baggage. You have to go to all the wrong airports. If you want to fly to San Diego or Vegas, nonstop from Austin. It's true. I will take Southwest to Vegas. When I was doing someone in San Diego, I used to take Southwest all the time. One of...

Oh, he said he's only been fucked twice by Southwest. He did that guy. He got fucked hard by American Airlines last week. Oh boy. This is when you do the plane story graphic. What happened? I stopped flying because of that. I can't really talk about it too much because it was,

I was a work trip and it was for a show called Seven Wondering's. So even like talking about like the location and stuff would, I would be afraid would give weird clues. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. And it's like a, yeah, so I don't want to spoil the episode or the show. But I would like that fucking show to come out because I have almost voted like six times on this podcast alone Every time you guys talk about a location. I'm like, oh, we just I think I want to say it comes out in mid-November I think it comes out in November. There's eight episodes. I believe weekly. So it'll be it'll be a minute

I still won. No, I still too It's funny. I would ask you which to you saw but that would be a spoiler Were you I saw the one with that thing and then the one where they did that thing. Yeah. I think that they've all been filmed now. I think the last one got filmed last week. Yeah. The very last one, which was, I thought, one of the most clever.

But I can't talk. I have some stuff I've been working on. I hope that we start releasing it. I've been talking to you about it. I'm very excited about it. Okay. I'm very fucking excited about it. I've been working on it for a long time.

I don't think even you know about it. It's maybe. How dare you. What about me? It's been like predates all of that. It's something that's been going on. No, I don't think so. You want to tell me Barbara, your best friend?

Also, by the way. It's kind of like, it's one of those things that we started working on, then just got like Myred and Development Hill. Is this something a live action thing? Not podcast. Podcasts, okay. And it's like now we're trying to like, bring it back and get it going again. I feel like this is a live action thing? Not podcast. And it's like now we're trying to like bring it back

and get it going again. I feel like this is a good time to mention. We just put out a pilot episode of a new podcast we're trying out called Good Morning from Hell. Yes. That Blaine and Chris are doing. They just came out on Friday, right? On Friday, yeah.

So we just put the pilot up. It's for first members only. And you guys have been giving great feedback so far. And we love more of it. I can't wait to make it a regular thing. So I know how Blaine talks talks are that for so long. That's been a lot of the comments are just like, man, is playing it and be able to keep this up

because he's doing his Clayton character from on the spot. Yeah, I was. Why would be funny? I sit in, like my office is like next to where they record the audio podcast. And so I just, I just try to listen a little bit, you know, but I ended up sucked in. I stopped what I was doing to listen to that entire thing.

It was fucking hilarious. We should be checking off. Yeah. I thought I was enjoying it. That office might have a- I'm sexually attracted to audio podcasts. That was excellent. Okay, but-

And then we had to- We had to self-with him. Another show from the content group as well, right? Yeah, debut today. Right now, we're calling it RT in Box. It's basically like our version of Awu or like the comment show. Which by the way, Awu wasn't a fresh idea.

I saw some people are like, oh, you're ripping off Awu. Do you know how these shows Awu ripped off? Oh, yeah. People need to understand that if you think they stole this thing, the people that they stole it from stole it from somebody else, who your parents know about, and they stole it from somebody your grandparents,

all the way back to when like whoever made the big bang. We also acknowledged the fact that we think, oh, it was great and a great idea and we want to do stuff like that. Can a company rip itself off? No. The last, oh, it was great because Jeremy's dick was out. Oh, it wasn't out. It was just showing.

That's awesome. But what? It wasn't out, but it was showing. Everyone in the room could see his penis through his boxes, but it wasn't out of his boxes. So technically he will clarify whether it's not it wasn't out. I saw a bunch of people saying you should call it RT recap, which I think is fucking funny because you're not recapping anything. It's a pre-cap. Right, which is called RT pre-cap. It bothers me two ways, one because of that reason. It's a pre-cap, not a recap. But also because so many people when I like talked about

us doing this type of show, they're just like, didn't the RT recap die? Like why are you bringing this back? I'm like, it's a different show. So we're not gonna call it the RT recap because we've done the RT recap. Yeah. It's a different show.

So right now we're calling it RT inbox, but there's been some like good ideas. RT Roundup was a nice one, but that also kind of signifies the end. I think the inbox is fine. And I watched an early kind of that. I was very entertaining.

Yeah. It was really fun. I think it was like some of the most fun we've had in the office in like recent memory, just like getting to all do something together. Dude, you and I were a part of something last week that I thought was very, very fun. We, you don't remember it, but we had a,

like an offsite with a direct offsite with all the, like the new creative heads and all the major players, I guess, in the different direct branch. From a Ruchitu, Sitchima Hunter, Funhouse and Animation. Yeah, and RTAnim. And we had like a five hour planning session.

And I had so much fun and I laughed so much and we had so many, we put so many good ideas up on the board. I'm so fucking excited. We had a little meeting today, me and Lewis and Doreen and Harlem and Owen Sean Heinz and it's like the direct studio catch up, see what you're doing, what we're doing. And we actually made some progress on some of those ideas

and I'm really fucking jazz to get. Anything for us? Yes, yes, yes, yes, for sure. Awesome, I'm excited. Yeah, I was, it was one of those meetings where I was wildly impressed by a lot of my coworkers of just fuck, you guys are really good at this. And you're really good at coming up with these ideas

and these concepts and things that I think will be really fun and the audience is really gonna love. And and like I can't wait to be there. The frustrating part of that is you get to be in those meetings and you see like 30 good ideas and you know like 25 of them are gonna make it. Yeah, I know. And you just like you hope to hold on to them. That's what monopoly was for so many years. It was I like, Sunday, you know, I feel that way about a bunch of that. Hardcore tables up. Hardcore tables up. Yeah. Um, the one I'm most excited about, well, there's a bunch. I think we're going to do the funhouse one first, but I'm so jazzed about that.

So I hope I hope we can get to fun house. That's really good ones. A least made a joke in there that stopped the room. Yeah. Everybody had to stop and laugh for like 30 seconds. Yeah. That's a funny lady. Tell me about it.

I love her. We filmed something with her last week because she kept making. for like 30 seconds. Yeah. That's a funny lady. Tell me about it. Hello, Pearl. We filmed something with her last week because she kept making every, she kept derailing everything. She was too funny. I won't spoil what it was about, but we filmed a short that might have had some funhouse cameos in it.

And Elise basically just had to deliver one line in response to something. And it was only when the camera was on me for my single. She kept changing what her response to that line would be so that I would laugh every single take because I would never expect what she was going to say. She's fucking funny, dude. Did you see the, I didn't watch it yet, but Fun House's video, the eye tracker video that they do.

They did one of James where they he put up a video or a picture of both me and Elise on screen to see where James is. I was going to go. They went to a lease. He's okay. I think they went to a lease and then leases, but and then to a lease again. If you had just a naked man and woman show up,

where would your eyes go? Boops. Manor female. Manor female. Manor female. Manor female. That's where I'm with you. That's where you're with. That That's probably a weird 90s band.

Yeah, I go to the lady boobs. I don't know, I'm a boob girl. We might have a dick. In terms of like visually pleasing? Yeah. Well, see, your eye would first be drawn to chess before genitals. I think so.

I guess, straight for the business. Although, I guess you like don't often see just a naked dick as often as you would naked boobs. God damn watch out. Watch, righteous for the business. Although, I guess you don't often see just a naked dick as often as you would naked. Goddamn, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, just gemstones. The season finale was nothing but cocks. I saw it before I came into it. Also, we went to watch Husslers

and there's boobs all over that movie in every single scene. And the one time there's a dick, it's just like, whoa, I heard the audience audibly gas. And I'm like, we've been seeing tits this whole time, guys. Also, they present boobs in a way that in that movie, you're just like, ugh, more boobs. Yeah.

You're not like, oh boobs at any point, you're like, boom, boobs again. But then Jennifer Lopez shows up on screen and she's wearing almost nothing. She looks like she could kick the shit on me. And it's pretty exciting. Her ass looks like she could break my head. Oh my gosh.

She is so talented. She is so talented. Nice. Here. Oh, I said I would talk about Felicia Day's book. Oh yeah. You should have a book. I'm really excited.

I'm really excited. I'm really excited. I'm really excited. I'm really excited. I'm really excited. I'm really excited. I'm really excited. I'm really excited.

I'm really excited. I'm really excited. I'm really excited. I'm really excited. Oh Good save oh I said I would talk about Felicia Day's book. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm breaking your word. I was meant to bring it on the podcast last week But I forgot cuz I've done I haven't read it yet. It's good. Yeah. Yeah, it's a very therapeutic. She got some good advice Get around the podcast. Yeah, she's been on before she's been on before but yeah, we're back Do you see by think recently right yeah? Yeah I don't know if you're gonna run the podcast. Yeah, we should have. She's been on the floor. She's been on the floor, but yeah, we should have her back. She's a little wide. She's a big suit, I think, recently, right? Yeah. It's been a long time, she's a little wide.

Show the cover to the camera. Are they good cocks, Jeff? That's not the name of the book. That's just what somebody asked me. All cocks are good cocks. All genitals are good genitals. If you do an on-screen biography that you should call that. What's going?

It is? It is? What's going? Is it? Open up. Oh yeah, it is. Oh, the special. Oh, I read it out loud.

Personalized. Oh, yeah, don't read it. Let's reverse your word. Please read it. Yeah, you should get it on. You guys had it on the podcast one time and it was. She was really funny. Fantastic.

Yeah. I can't put it back up. So have you seen this thing? I guess like Disney's been tweeting every movie that they ever made that's gonna be on Disney Plus? Yeah. And it's just like, one by one. Yes. And it's been like all day long,

they just tweet some movie and you're like, I've never fucking heard of that movie. And you forget about like those fabulous Dobramans and the Shaggy D.A. and all that, yeah. Oh, people keep tweeting me Gus. Remember that 1976 movie with what's his name? Ed Asner and Barney five. Oh Yeah, Mr. Limpit. What is this? Don't know. not. Thank you.

The other old man's face. You know, from the Apple Dublin gang. Ghost is a rimp full of millennials going. Ghost is a movie about a football team that has a mule that can kick hundred yard fuel goals. Like that's that was a movie. Do you want to know what else they're having on Disney plus? Is it song of the South? High school musical, the musical, the series.

What the fuck is that? High school musical, the musical, the series. All right. Why do they're musical in there twice? What the fuck is that? Well, because high school musical wasn't a musical. With all these like knockoffs, I got friends. I mean, it wasn't like on stage, was it? I'm so happy I never saw that. High school musical. I never see it.

It's gonna have the Simpsons. The world. The world. The world according to Jeff Goldblum. The Simpsons is gonna be on there? So it says. That's weird. Yeah, it's a fox. I wanna tell, I mean, FXX is pretty much only the Simpsons,

right? Pretty much. They much only the Simpsons right? Oh, they stop playing old Simpson. They only play like more recent ones. Oh really? Why did they launch next month? Shit, I Don't I well, I'm just I don't even know why I'm gonna ask this is gonna say I don't suppose you guys watch Always sunny any of the season. It's been really fucking good. There's a new show on that's kind of like a any of the season. It's been really fucking good. There's a new show on that's kind of like a cupcake. Have you seen that? I mean, I heard of that. Yeah, it's like a, it's kind of like liquid television a little bit or maybe like early adult swim. Oh, I have seen pro much of it. Yeah. And then live action and animation. It's weird. I don't know if

I like it yet. I've seen promos for that. Yeah, but I haven't actually watched it. Yeah, I've been watching, I've been watching, I've been watching Terror season two, that, that season finale is tonight. Um, I thought it was very uneven. I need to get, I need to get into it. It was, I don't know, I feel like it's a little all over the place. I feel like maybe they should have trimmed it down a bit. I'm afraid I won't like it because it's a totally different team and see I liked season one so much that I'm afraid I might have unfair expectations.

When you watch all your shows, are you actually watching them or are you reading about them on Wikipedia? If I watch it, I'm watching it. Okay. How do you have the time? I wonder this about you all the time because you go on like hour-long, multiple hour-long bike rides every day. Yes, well, I tried to. You watch every single show, read every single book, you play every single game. So, dirty secret. I don't read, I haven't been reading in a while. Okay. Reading has taken a hit, unfortunately, this year.

Tell them you just gotta, you gotta take a break. And I don't play a lot of video games. Okay. I play Jim's Award, like when I'm trying to work out stuff in my head. And I have been playing a little bit of Ghost Recon over the weekend, but I think I've put like four hours into it real, and I like the game realistically,

I'll probably put another two hours into it and call it a day, you know, you just, I just enough to get a flavor. Yeah. Um, but I've been really into TV lately, uh, I kind of view it as work, like it's like homework. If you have to talk about pop culture and, you know, doing this podcast or off topic or being in Let's Plays or whatever,

or just wanting to know what's popular in the world, most of what I do is podcasting and TV. I don't watch a lot of movies. I don't have the attention span. You also listen a lot of podcasts. I do. I listen a lot of podcasts. What about that? It's impressive.

Thank you. Well, I will say this, so burning so burning up, uh, taught me that there are so many hours in a day, so many hours. Oh my God. And if you only sleep five hours a night, that's like, you gotta do something five hours a night, five or six. Yeah. I don't sleep much. Well, Millie has to go to school. I think it's six to take Millie to school. You can go to bed earlier. You know, I know if you go to bed, I got to bed at like one midnight or one. You go to bed earlier, you know, I could, but I got TV to bed at I got a bed at like one midnight or one good about earlier You know, I could but I got TV to watch Yeah, or podcasts listen to or shows to play in or whatever you know, I watch another fucking

House Hunter show over the weekend. It's like another version of House Hunters. I didn't know existed Oh really? I think until like 130 seasons of it. She's a billion house hunter's renovation The first 30 minutes is a typical House Hunter show where there's three house and they pick one. And the last 30 minutes are they renovated. Is it good? It was okay, but it's like, it's just another one. Yeah. I think that's every other home show.

Like isn't like flipper flop or? Well, flipper flop, like follows that one couple. There's one show where they do that where they look at three or four different houses, pick one and then renovate it. Millie, what's the one that we watched with grandma so much? Is it that one house under renovation? Thanks, buddy. Did they fix houses up or not?

Did they fix houses up or not? Emily, what's the one that we watched with my mom? The one you watched with your mom was just house under. It's the one you and I watched that I reminded you about this weekend. It was a renovation. Okay, I watched that too, apparently. There was an awesome one that I asked the one this weekend was a renovation. Okay, I watched that too, apparently. There was an awesome one that I saw was in LA. Yeah, there's like a whole,

there's, I think I just went through and watched every Austin episode. I wanted to do that. Was there anything you wanted to do that? How'd you do that? I think you just go from the episode description to episode description. But that there's like 900 episodes.

Yeah, well, I would probably haven't watched them all, but I've probably seen 10. Well, so why don't we chip in Joanne? The gains. Yeah. That's a... Fixed forever. I'm pretty sure they look at multiple houses on that one. I think. Renovate. That's like the one I watched the least. Yeah.

Dude, I know I'm late to the game, but we have been into this season of Great British Baking Show. Is that what this version's called? It's fucking good. Fuck yeah, dude. I haven't gotten into that. It version's called? It's fucking good. Fuck yeah, dude. I've never gotten into that. It's not called Bake Off. No, in America, it's called Great British Baking Show.

And I can answer this because Emily looked it up because in America, Pillsbury has the rights to the word Bake Off. So they can't call it Bake Off in America. So they call it Bake Off in England and they had to change the name in the US. Comedy. Such a good show. It is a very good show. I love reality TV that's not been Americanized They call it Bake Off in America, so they call it Bake Off in England and they had to change the name in the US. Calmity. Such a good show.

It is a very good show. I love reality TV that's not been Americanized in the sense where everything is super over dramatic and it's just like people who are just trying to... It's like not Hell's Kitchen. You don't like the British Kitchen Nightmares. It's so good. Yeah. It's a complete night and day. Yeah, totally different show.

That first episode when Gordon Ramsay's like, this is how you price fish. Here, let me take you to go buy fish. This is how you haggle for buying fish. This is what you look for when you buy fish. It's so fascinating. You watch the American version, you're like, ugh, it's like I caught everyone's second and fire going all up the screen

and flip flopping through negative shops and stuff. Just fucking donkey! Right? Shrek? Is that what he says? Is he called someone a donkey? Yeah. It looks like a dog's dinner. Fucking donkey! Right? Shrek? Is that what he says? Is he called someone a donkey? Yeah.

It looks like a dog's dinner. He says that a lot. I think I almost killed Millie with a moon ball earlier. Oh no. Yeah. I don't know why you like, well I don't know why you sit in there so much, because it's such a risky room to be in.

You can just keep on the couch, just like this. You can't understand it either. It's a good point. Maybe like right under the wall. It's the safest place. All right. Let's watch what time we're up this up.

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