Rooster Teeth Podcast - The RT Podcast Steak-Off! - #371

Episode Date: April 12, 2016

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So, we're about 15 minutes from yours being ready? Uh, yeah, I'd say 10. So, as long as I have like five, seven minutes notice, I'm gay, and I can pull my out and go. It'll be about 10 or 11. Who made all of these graphics in here? Was it Marcus? This is pulled together nicely last minute.

I don't know, you guys had any of this stuff prepped. I'm totally shocked. Which was great about this. Well, we only had three and a half months. It's four pieces of paper, but that stitch together perfectly. See that? It's perfect.

So, where's Bob? Hey Bob. Where's the best jobs ever? Park test started, we're in the best jobs ever. Park test started. We're in the world. I thought you were supposed to be on the couch waiting for me. Nobody told you to go into the couch.

Do we have an angle of Boba alone on the couch? I thought the care we're going to cut to me. We ever find the scissors. Because I need scissors to get my stakes out of my... Can someone get? Okay, they're on it. Everything I'm going to say is going to sound like it's a bad stake. I need to cut my steak out of it's bad

It's like the future. Yeah, it's like astronaut food So if you miss the pre-show, this is Bernie Burns by the way. I'm Gus Gavin Bye, bro. I'm Gus and if you miss the pre-show This is how I'm cooking my steaks with Barbara's bloodline It's a million dollars, but so this is a sous vide cooker This thing right here keeps this water bath at a very consistent temperature of, in this case, 125 degrees, because I'm trying to make a rare steak. You guys like rare, right?

Rare is my favorite tip. And so, like, the water bath is such that, like, you can even put your hand in it, and it's not gonna burn your order, that you can keep it in there at will eventually, because it is cooking. Can I test your temperature? Yeah, do it.

That's like a nice bot. I would get in that. See, exactly. Would I cook what I tell you, medium-wrap? You would get in that. Would I cook what I turned medium red? You would. You would. That would cook you. So the water smells.

Thank you. Smells right. So we will, but the steaks are not actually touching the water. They're just in that temperature for like an hour, an hour and 15 minutes. Theoretically, could you put that device like in a bathtub and just have your staff to water constantly? It gives you instructions to not do that. It says in the morning, do not use the stick.

So you can't do it. Well, you could, but it says don't you know, why does it say not to the morning has not to do. I want to do it. Yeah, totally. If you put a cow in a bathtub at that temperature, would it be state? Yes, there'd be like a walking state.

Be delicious. No, wouldn't be walking anymore. There would be a state can be a rare out. Pretty much boiling it almost. How would it die, though? It kind of, it's almost like boiling in put nut club. I mean, this is half the temperature, a little bit more than half the temperature of boiling. Oh, yeah. It's not even close. Like 100 degrees. It's not a

selfie experience. No, it's not. You think you're dipping your water? You're in a boiling water. I don't think I'll do it. I'll say it's that's hot. You feel good about this. Feel good about this contest I feel okay. I listen if I want to Gus has done a lot of prep time with his marinade He stakes look better. He's got these big things. I like I said earlier. I am worried about this girl I've never cooked on this girl before I will say though of both the contestants Gus looks the most confident and the sort of the most chill and you're I don't know the most confident and the sort of the most chill and you're I don't know I think you're doing a lot of the time and I had to move my whole set up

I just wanted for presentation sake and we'll appreciate it we're about eight minutes we're gonna show off your tongues again this is more a classic cooking cooking you're using the grill here I get a shell Gus is more a classic cooking machine. Yeah, you're using the grill. Oh, here I get a shell.

Oh, no. So this is my fancy tongs and gamblers. If you hold them up, they stay closed. But if you put them down, they look fancy. That's the future. Gus, what do you have? Why did it take so long? I've got the sheep tongs.

They don't have enough old tongs. This is the past. All right, how close you get a gust? About 8 minutes? Alright, so then. Oh! Alright, this is where they do the same thing. They do the same thing.

Oh yeah! Did they all do that? I never thought I never did that. Did they all pass no one's? No, I bought that all the way in. Oh wait, I don't know. So there you are for calling us. Do we get these?

Some rosemary. Yeah, a little bit of rosemary. If you're cooking, you're pretty cool. Oh, okay. Do we get these? Some rosemary. Yeah, a little bit of rosemary. If you're cooking with your participating. Gavin, you're gonna love this. I feel like that. All right, now this is the part, quite frankly. Do you guys want to give me another plate besides the presentation plate? It's perfectly fine to put it on the plate.

I know that nobody's gonna want to come off that plate. Why? Because these things, while they are perfectly cooked, they don't look cooked. What, what are you getting to the better for? I'm just gonna eat it. No, I'm gonna see it right there. So basically you cook this for like an hour, hour and 15 minutes, just to see here,

this is the only prep you basically have to do, it's throw some kosher salt on it, some black pepper, I put garlic powder a little bit on it, seal it, these vacuum seal bags, or you can just put it in Ziplog bags too, and like lower it in to where, but you have to do it in a certain way, so the air pushes out, they tell you how to on it. Seal it and these vacuum seal bags, or you could just put it in Ziplog bags too, and like lower it in to where, but you have to do it in a certain way so the air pushes out, they tell you how to do it. I just got the food sealer, so it's like perfect. It's like laminated steak. It's like laminated steak. Do you think you can make one of these at home?

Well what? Whatever this contraption is. Do you make it yourself? Yeah, no, you can just put it like on a flame and keep a water bath and do it. You don't need this device It's just way harder take all the guts out of tosta and just have the roll metal in the wool That's exactly how you do it never never take a toaster put it in water ever They tell you not to do it. It's the one that means you should do it Is this the first time I've ever had daylight on the podcast? We've done outdoor before. I don't Yeah, we did the one from the Atlanta motor thing. The track, yeah.

Oh, fifth place. But that was pretty cool. Now we're live. Those packages too. No. Oh, there was one of the hundreds. I think it was a little splash. Or was it like our anniversary?

I think it was our anniversary. It was our anniversary. Yeah, I was. I remember when we were three years ago. It was something special thing. Where are you going with that? It's blowing away. All right, I don't want you to blow away. All right, so put that out there. Oh, that's good. That does not look like a problem. special. We're going with that. It's blowing away. I don't want you to blow away There you go. All right, put that out there

That does not look like it's not looking. What the hell is wrong with you? Yes. I just because I know what it's It's like it looks like elephant. It's like you're calling the ugly duckly pretty I had a stroke Ugly ducking. You're so brilliant. I'm just so excited about steaks. I'm gonna go take the fuck out. Hey, dad, can you wake up this morning thinking it's a steak podcast? Yeah, I even had, so I had a good breakfast. Oh, good breakfast.

I had a hot bowl of cereal. So these are just about pretty close. Five minutes away. That's a lot of gas. Oh, that looks good. It looks like they're super well done, but it's a lot of the soy sauce in the marinade. It gives it that a darker color. I don't think you must hope she thinks they're that thick well done. I honestly don't.

No. I drilled a little bit, just a little bit. Oh, right. That's a good idea. Ideally, I'm about 5 minutes away. That much. What's that? You're about five minutes away?

About five. So excited. You might be. And it's fine. Mine should sit for a little while. Anyways, can we say? Yeah, sure. You don't really have to rest with sous-videers.

That's a nice thing. But any steak is more of a public steak, and the gussys is a private steak. What does that mean? He says under the stork. It's hidden, and you're just out. Mine's out in the open, and I'm a secret. Guss points for the counter.

Mine's an educational steak. And then Guss hops under here. He's like what I didn't do it Do you think you like you know I always have the Texas State fair. They're always making gross foods Do you think they've made butter deep fried butter yet? Yes, oh, yeah, they're deep It's a thing that exists Duck like sorry. I'm so I'm drooling so much because I'm so hungry for steak Go for God just with my I'm so hungry for steak. Golf cart just whizzed by. Gas powered golf cart, serious. Yeah, I only have a body on the floor.

The gas, the golf cart's gas powered. I had one meal today in preparation for tonight. Yeah, I had a little snack. I've just been conditioning my body for two days. My problem here is that I don't feel like I got a new one. I'm going to buy you my thing. I want this in my office You should sell it. Oh

Wow, whoa No, don't be careful Is that fire to close to the propane tank? No, it's oh my god. It's a little tilted Oh, tilt it down. I don't know what it was. Tragic podcasting accident. No, we're good, guys, we're good, we're good. It was tough. You can move.

No, no, no, no. Speaking of safety. All right, that's all fired. Oh, you guys, if I don't wear it, it'll burn off at two seconds. That was a hot pan. Unfortunately, I don't have my gun. It's where I can see the temperature of it. Alright, let me get some timers here. You put your hand in fire. Oh, it's fine.

He's a shabbiness. Alright, this needs a go. Can I hand this off to you? That tank is like downwind and blow blow blow. It's fine. The fire is down to fire. I think it's better. Now now more concerned about that hose Hey Siri set a timer for it's gonna spline Five minutes left We do have safety in mind here Yeah, it would be fucked up if it was just a prop like it wasn't even a realuisher, it was like, oh yeah, we just have a fire extinguisher prop. Oh my god. Or if it's shot more death, like this castle you know.

Can I move the probe meanwhile? It's on? I don't know. I'm scared. I'm gonna move it. That is a hot pan dude. It's awesome. Ugh. Good. Super high heat. Gavin, you're fine. You're fine. Don't worry about it. Thank you Gavin

Every took up running oh turn this thing off I mean Very good Barbara, this is so please do yourself. Can you go and look at something at a hit point? You're good, Bob, right? This is your someplace of yourself. Can you go and look at something out of here, please? I want a stick! I can't easily push you off the set. Fine. It's out.

Put a little bit of rosemary in here. Yeah, have you want to help me a little bit? Yeah, man. I want to help you pull it through. All I want you to do is just water. You're going to hold the plate. What is water? It's like earth juice. I got a little bit of a little spray rosemary on there For a little presentation purposes nothing like a sprig outside help no stop

Just eating my help. No Get away Good one take it apart Oh, yeah Got a little crispy right there. Yeah, that's a hot pan. We're gonna right we're gonna round that Presentation cut around that America we need guns Let's shoot the snake until it's cooked. That's like the new method for cooking.

The friction through the meat. It closes heat. And the bullet's hot. Yeah. I've got some growth cooking later stories to talk about. On the public. Yeah. After we're done with our steak challenge.

Oh, you're gonna open this? Oh, you got some time left? About 30 seconds. All right. You want to be around here for the ground reveal. What's that juice? Look at that meat juice. Oh, it's good, man. Meat.

Dude, I like juice. I like things that are moist. I like things that bubble. You see that? Someone made a clip of every time David Swimmer says the juice in that people versus OJ Simpson TV show really funny There we go, man lovely, you need to take a little bit of that butter Kill this

Bob I think are you you getting wet A little bit. It all warps us. The mouth, Gina. I think it's so good. You know what's the wedged to blow it all? My appetite. That's the part you want to serve. Oh yeah, that's the best part. I don't have that on my steak.

Yeah, that's the money part. I was looking for a cut that's got that. This is the good stuff. I just didn't have it. I love the difference in visual between both steaks. I gotta say. That's my element. That looks like TV steak. That looks like a cartoon steak. All right you guys ready to go in? Yeah. Let's go and do a podcast. Over on the run. That's all for it. That's all for it. That's all for it. Oh man, that's so cool.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. All right. So, are we still using these plates? Should I play over? Why do we have it labeled as R names? Where's their plates? Are we using using these plates? Should I play over? Why do we have it labeled as our names? Where's their plates? Are we using plastic utensils?

Because I think... Oh, yeah. I can play the one's which. Yeah. Oh, oh. Interesting. Okay. This is a real knife, for the knife.

Oh, thank you. Something that I want you guys to note about a sous vide steak that's different than a traditional steak is that see that there's no like Cooked gray red. It's just all it's all rare. It's an even heat all the way through. It's all the way through. It's rare So like even if you like super sear the outside it still works out just fine for the meat. That looks pretty damn good. Very good. Oh, I can room. Mm-hmm. I forgot my laptop and all the steak excitement.

Anybody else is now legit in the watering? My tummy is rungly. Yeah, me too. Oh, I can't imagine being at home and not being able to smell it. Okay, my here's what I would recommend that you have. Barb, do you want to try this? You obviously can't trade me much, so I'll give you guys each piece. Here you can one take that So ladies first I would recommend eating that piece for that piece first

But it's really good. I don't know what you point it to wait the middle one or the other oops I wish you wait for the goose the middle one. Yes. I wait for gusses to be here too sure for sure God get over here, dude Yeah, so you feel, cut a bunch of slices and Gavin I could both taste test. You bet. I really remember the steak part of the podcast that we've got about the podcast part.

We were very distracted. Guess you want to chop some pieces up after Bernie's time. I'm just trying to guess his man. It's weird to see the podcast from this angle. I know. What's the angle? It's just to see the podcast from this angle. I know. What's the angle? It's just walking around.

It's just walking around. Oh, it's still roving? Yeah. We can cut in. There we go. Oh, we're wide. Back in the tradition. Thanks, roving camera.

I bet everyone's going a little crazy. Well, don't you want to close it all the steak and stuff? Nah. They got it. Look at that. See how it's red the whole way around. That's amazing. All right, so we're going to taste Bernie's first. I guess so. I'm going to have some mine too. Let me see., that is. Amazing. All right, so we're gonna taste Bernie's first?

I guess so. I'm gonna have some mine too. Let me see. I haven't tried mine. All right, here we go. I recommend that piece. Cheers. You're more of that knife burning.

Yeah, man, tell yours. Okay. Mm. Bat gav, try this end piece and bar, and try the middle one there. So it's very traditional steak Oh This is great

I have a little bit of an accident here man that's good. That's good today. You want to split this one? You can have the rest of it. I don't want to try Not as good today. You want to split this one? You can have the rest of it. I don't want to eat to try Gus's now. Oh! Man down. Gus, you want to try a piece?

Yeah, please. But we'll hold up. That'll be ours. Thank you. It's my fork. That's really good. Try it. That's actually my fork for you.

Oh, my fork now. Gus's looks like this. Is this a Gus recommended piece? Gus, that is it. There's all Gus recommended pieces. Yeah, there's a little bit of fat right there at the end. So let's be careful. This is like super, super simple.

I want woodless fat. Smells good, man. Oh, you have the piece of hell on the table. Oh my God. So it's kind of a play on like a Korean marinade. It's got like soy sauce, some sugar. It's like rice wine. Wine in it, yeah, right?

Dark sesame oil, garlic, scallionsions and sesame seed and mine doesn't have Mine doesn't have it's just like just salt pepper and a little tiny bit of garlic powder Oh, so good. Oh my god. Holy shit Now cut now you guys have the tough part. Yes, and I develop work Mm-hmm now someone's gonna show part, guess I'm not developing work. Now someone's gonna choose. Now you guys, I'm not cutting the rest of your food.

You guys fucking cut your own down food. That's points you're missing out on. It's not a crewy guys wanting. I made steaks for you guys last week. And uh... You guys should try some of both of them. You guys worried because you didn't finish the steaks. It was like, I guess you guys ate dinner beforehand.

Mmm. I will take the tongue. Up! It was plenty of steak to go around so I mean thank you. Cut some off and go. Hey would you like to have a Corona? Yeah for the beer. Oh, pass me some at. Oh my god, did I have the thing?

What do you want? Do you want a sign? Yeah please. Oh no no. Okay so listen, so listen we're not doing a podcast. So all right so we have got two steaks. I cook the blood. I cook the very traditional steak.

I think about an inch thick. Gus' steak is a marinated steak in some kind of Korean marinade, right? Yeah, it's part of the steak. It's a Korean-style steak. It's like two inches thick at least. It's a solid piece of meat. That's right, I got about two inches of meat.

It's probably about an inch and a half at the fat point. So we have to judge these, don't we? Well, so, most of the meat is a lot of meat. That's right. I asked not to know there was flavor Let me know if I'm wrong on any of these Patrick flavor juiciness The juice what is the part of the rib eye Gus? That is that like super marbled outer I don't know that's the because you have that on your steak You're saying like half that I'm ready to present my results that part so good Gavin votes for steak Good. Ah, good. Gavin votes for steak.

I'm gonna have to let him catch a good one. There was presentation. Hey guys, do you wanna grab this? Yeah, guys, come in here. Come on, it's just gonna go cold. I want more of that. It's okay, come in front of the camera, it's fine. Presentation.

Come on, come on here. Can we get a keep plate? Here, use this as a keep plate. And look, Barbara, look at that piece of your plate as you rest it like redden's up. I know Gavin you want a lady in the tramp this morning said yeah I know that there so barb has a massive piece of meat hanging out of her mouth trying to entice Gavin Meanwhile Gavin has a cheek like a normal shaggy. Oh my god, it looks like your tongue. Oh

I'm like eating your tongue So I got for it go for it. You got it We'd like to thank Tumblr First answering the podcast Dreams do come true on the roots of like guys. Oh good., you did it. I think I got more of it. All right, so you definitely got more of it. Flavor. Flavor. You guys feel free to do a podcast while we're doing this.

All right, so Gus, I think I want to give you kudos on your presentation, I like the size of that steak that you made. I do think your grill lines could be a little bit better. Oh yeah, I'm not a big fan of grill lines. You're cooking on the grill. Yeah. So all you do is lay it down at a 45 degree angle.

No, but do it. I don't think I can. I just don't do is lay it down to the 45 degree angle. No, but do it. I just don't do it. So I feel like it's unnecessary worry. Like I only want to worry about cooking the steak properly. I don't want to worry about having my lines, how my lines look. See now I'm one of those people where I feel like it's meat. So if you leave it to rare, that's fine.

But literally like if you have a sous vide cooker, you can say, okay, the last steak I cooked was just a touch-to-well donedone or a touch-to-cooked, so you can back it off like two degrees if you want to until you get to the point where it's like, you know exactly how you want your steak. I actually think this is an easy way to make steak, sous vide. Even though on the surface, it seems complicated. You only have to pay attention though,

for like four minutes total. I do like that. My pan was too hot though, because I was on an outdoor camping burner, and we had that thing cooking for like, I think 15, 20 minutes. Yeah, it was hot. It was hot, it was hot.

And normally, I think I set this on the pre-stream. I'm more of a fan of the traditional kind of steak as well. Just I want to do something a little different here. Like I eat my steaks very plain. Just like meat, a little bit salt, a little bit of pepper. Meat plus plate. Yeah. So Franklin's is a place that's in Austin, it's a barbecue place, and

consistently voted the number one barbecue in Austin, and all they put on their meat is just coarse-backed black pepper, and I guess they put salt too, but that's all they do. And then smoke, liberal applications of smoke. What barbecue a lot of it is, the type of wood that you use in the composition of the wood and Because you can get different smoke flavors that way. I'm having the worst fucking fight of my life Yeah, you are just like struggling over there got it finally. What is going on? Okay, good. It's fixed. I've seen Gavin. He's been writing for like five to minute. He's written nothing It's like the layout right. It's like the fucking final jeopardy.

One of the categories is congeniality. Oh. I don't know, but I don't know how to use that for stakes. Isn't that just like runner up? Isn't that what that means? Miscongeniality. Is that like in the beauty contest? It's misnice personality, right?

Gus could never win that. No, I can see that category immediately. There's no way I'm winning that. So I saw Miss Outermungoli. While they finished their grading, which is taking way too long, we make sure it's accurate results. I read a story last year, I was talking about it on the last week's podcast,

we never got around to it. There's this guy in, I think he's from the UK, who wanted to discover, he wanted to figure out what he wanted to discover. Human flesh tastes like wood cooked. Okay. But in the UK apparently it's illegal to eat human flesh even if it's your own.

So good. He could not cut off a piece of his own flesh. Good. Good. And taste it. So something you don't do. What he did instead was he had some of the muscle, he had some leg muscle extracted,

like a little bits cut out from the inside, and then they cooked it, and they had like some machine that analyzes smell, so he took it to the slab, and they analyzed the smell of these pieces of his leg, and then recreated what they think it would have tasted like using other meats that they can't serve. You gotta give shit, just eat your leg, who's policing that?

Who is like, the other thing is, how much of your leg do you really want to cut off? This way he was able to extract a little bit of leg and then figure out, come get the shakes. I see everyone's waiting up here with plates. Come on. Get in your Patrick. You got a Patrick. Get in there and get some steak.

I'm ready. I see how it is. So Gus' steak is doing that thing that fix steaks do. Like when you let him rest for a while and it's like getting that super deep red too. Mine's gone so I can't see it. But yeah. I think you're steak would have actually done better if you let it rest for a while and it's like getting that super deep red too. Mine's gone so I can't see it but yeah. I think your steak would have actually done better if you let it rest for another like three or four minutes.

Yeah, I might probably use a little more rest time but I always get so excited. I just want to eat it right away. There's also a method you could do that I, right before I switched to sous vide, there was a method that I adopted which is called a reverse sear, where normally you sear it on a pan and then cook it in the oven. This one you do it backwards. Or I'm... Normally you... It's been a while since it does a sear it first and then you cook it.

Okay, yeah that's a reverse sear. That's weird. It was a great method though. I guess you don't like locks in all the juice. And you don't need to have it rest. Speaking of being locked in. Or you're a result of... I'm not a result of that.

I'm a result of the reverse sear. It all locked in. The reverse result is our final. The other way. Should we just flip, or how are we reading them out? I don't know. Should we go a category by category? Yes. All right.

Flavor. What's the first category? Flavor. I gave both of you a five out of five. Got it. I'll take it. Flavor, I gave both of you a five. Wow.

They're delicious. Yes. Good representation by both contestants. High five guys Wow. They're delicious. Yes. Yes. Good representation by both contestants. Yes. Yes. Both delicious. Juiciness. Or what did you put?

Moistocity. Moistocity. That was a category? OK. I gave Bernie a five and I gave Gus a four. Ooh. Interesting. I thought it was a little too juicy.

Oh, well, I see. I went, see, I went. I thought that was the ceiling. And I was like, I'm OK with juiciness. I gave Gus a five and gave Bernie a four. Oh, well I see. I went, I, I, I thought that was the ceiling and I was like, I'm okay with juiciness. I gave gusts of five, I gave Bernie a four. Oh, you just said, you could juicise. I was. I will say, I will say, I agree,

I tend to like a juicise steak myself and that can also be the cut of the steak. There was one moment where I took a bite of gusses and blood like or juice just like shot down my throat and I couldn't get enough of it. There was one I watched you cut where it's like my steak spent an hour and 10 minutes in a water bath and I couldn't get enough of it. There was one I watched you cut where it's like my steak spent an hour and 10 minutes in a water bath

and yet you cut Gus' steak and it looks sopping wet. It was just like, it was super wet. It was actually impressive how moist it was. All right, next category. Presentation. Presentation. I gave both of you a four. Really?

I thought it wasn't terrible, but you could have done it. I gave Gus a three and Bernie a four. Really? And that's just because of I don't like presentation. I'm not big on that. Your stakes looked like those but I don't like. I like to see your like just meet sloped on a plate. I like it. But you know, I have to give it a three because it was, you know, there's no, you know, what you did. Yeah, I got it. Next category. Searing. Gavin, do you want to say for it? I gave both of you a five.

I'm searing. I wrote who, and then I wrote cares, across both lines. Because I don't care. So that's zero for both. Zero. Zero. Well, who's two seconds? Because cares has more letters in it.

You are. I'm second. All right, good. Congeniality is the last category, which I'm not really sure how to apply that to stakes, but Gus was a little router in his presentation and cooking skills, so I gave him a for a bird. I gave you a five. Wow. Look at that. And I gave Gus a five Bony full. These are my final results. Oh, I think you win them by one point. No, no, you won Gavin's and I won Barbara's. Yeah, but you win. I only won by one point here. you you won Gavin's and I won Barbara's yeah but you win I only won by one point here you won by two points over there so you think

Gus that you could protest based match you didn't deducing this wasn't that wouldn't have caught you up yeah there's a there's a one point that difference there you win you win I will take the birdie Burns wins the inaugural yes we're chief podcast take off is that it yeah they Yeah. Yeah, let's see. They're both delicious. They fake. Labor is the only thing that matters. And both of you got fives in our book. But those of you listening to the audio podcast,

I was making a steak face. Steak face. For those of you listening to our podcast, we apologize for the constant chewing in your ear. Not really. I don't. I don't. I don't have more gusses on us.

Let me, uh, read this. Guss, you're so big brisket. It's enormous. It's a massive piece of meat. I tried to find the two big. Gav cuts through like a minute, and it's one piece. We'll enormous. It's enormous. It's a massive piece of meat. I tried to find the two big gav cuts for like a minute and it's one piece. Well, all right here. I'm gonna read this. I want to remind everyone this episode of Ristief Podcast is brought to you by Casper. Casper is an online retailer of premium mattresses for a fraction of the cost. Casper is revolutionizing

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Terms and conditions apply you go by a mattress or something Thanks cuspere for your podcast. Do you baby? Yeah, yeah, there you go. Thanks a bundle. I could help but this is more fun to watch I can't get good call Alright, so I'm now on Twitter. So hashtag RT podcast. Thank you guys for the lovely steaks I really impressed that they pulled that together. It was awesome. Yeah, thank you so much to the crew for putting that together Yeah, and and also for delaying Last week so you could get two steaks good move no one know you're cooking two weeks in a row you guys got steaks

And you guys have a butt hamburgers today. What's the story with that? Why would you do that? Me answer from the... With our hesitation. Double meat. We had to force things. It's like how many people are around here? It's like fucking million people. We still have so much steak left. Why are we gonna be cooking it? You don't get steak? Don't get steak. Yeah. So people who can't taste the steaks are saying that they like the look of both steaks. Although people are intrigued by your stake.

I'm interested based on just visuals, what the audience's favorite stake was. So, let's go point. We just have to have to have a podcast. Who is your true winner? I got the inspiration for that, Marinate from what's the guy's name? Steve Reiklin? Harry? Yes.

Steve Reiklin? Something like that, right? He's the barbecue University guy. Yes that guy. Yeah, he I love watching he has a show on PBS called barbecue because on stern I think all the time yeah, and That's right figure you would know from he's on stern It's a loud beep All my friends are constantly spoiler alert for the last episode of the amazing race all my friends I can tell when they watch the show because they immediately message me and they're like, that fucking cab driver. I thought they would immediately send you a picture

of you in those fucking booting shorts. That's the first cab driver. Cause then they do that when they see it and then there's the credits, which in the Amazing Race one of the things I love about it is like, you're eliminated. And they see it in the show. It's like, they do a hard cut at the end of that show

and they have done that since season one. They should just cut to the hotel room where they're just sobbing. Yeah, dude. That's good. I'm crying In those in that screenshot I saw you look like you know at the beach you get the thing where you poke your head through and there's like the fake That's a compliment the next is compliment I saw about that was somebody asked me they said it is this Photoshop That was like live picture. I like to watch it in twos like I haven't I haven't watched this Mario get in here It's the roll it from there Merrill frisbee that played it

Merrill everyone's used to not wanting to get in front of the cameras during the stream So I think it's like they're fighting instinct trying to come out here. They're being professionals But yeah, so they were people are disappointed about the camera. I should map it and show you how far off it was. It was basically if this is a map of Tbilisi, Georgia, you kind of have to go to my camera for this day again. And this is a map of Tbilisi, Georgia. The ballet place was right here. The parkour is also goes right here and the park you took us to was way over here. So we went all the way across town. How long was that drive back? It was it was I'd say a good 15 minute there and a good like 20 minutes because in traffic

All of a sudden kicked in 20 minutes coming back So we like actually got us like a 40 minute lead come out of that place and it was a I think they would say that like at the mat at the very end They're like how are they just getting here? They look 40 minutes ago. But Jack and Rachel, they're like, they've been a pretty quiet team in the scene, but I mean, they're as smart as can be. Yeah. It's just like, it's frightening. They have a crazy moment where they would like, we screwed up the bus thing.

Oh. They didn't give up. They would just like, well, let's go back and finish up. Yeah. And they did it. You got a power through like that. Yeah. I wasn't impressed with the people who tried to do the cany challenge and then just switched

halfway through to go do the other challenge. Sometimes you got to do that. It's like, This is not happening for us. We gotta go. I don't know if I'd ever be willing to leave. What do you think of bailing on that tent up in the snow? Yes, but the problem with the snow episode, the mountain episode was, the reason why we chose the tent challenge is I knew what a Farada was, which is that they climb along this steel railing to go out to the summit. And I knew it was a single file line.

You're not going to pass anybody. You can't get up to somebody and reach over them with your safety rope and then go on the outside of them on the mountain. So I knew there was no way to change positions, which is why we went to the tent to begin with. That's the most thought of thinking. But then later when we thought about switching, they were like, we're just locking ourselves into a later position for sure. We will be in last place if we switch,

because by this point everyone's here and they're all lined up there, but obviously. So they had done those fraud of challenges on amazing races before. They were a little bit different. That one was amazing. I mean, if I ever regretted the fact that we didn't get to do that.

So, because it was like so. Like the view was awesome. We got the great view from the campsite that we had where it's amazing. What they didn't show, and I think I talked about this after that episode, and I promise I will stop talking about the amazing race in about two minutes here. Do you feel like precious to not talk about it? There is a certain component of the audience

that is just like, stop talking about that. But you did it, it was a part of your life. You did it, you could talk about it. Well, it's also people who, you know, and I was explaining this to the rest of the cast explain this in a second it's that this they'll book in this whole conversation amazing race uh... but we were on doing the campsite what they didn't show was we're at seventeen thousand feet and we had to set up the

ten the ten which wasn't the actual challenge the actual challenge was to dig a big hole in ice and snow that was the challenge and blow up air mattresses and we had to And blow up air mattresses. And we had to blow up two air mattresses. That's the thing they didn't show on TV. It was blowing up two air mattresses. And that was like every bit of oxygen. You're already winded when you're at that kind of altitude.

It was terrible. Be funny if you brought like a mattress pump with you and your backpack. I was like, haha. We had some stuff like that. We were surprised people. Like I think we pulled out our counter at one point. We couldn't do anything digital.

So I had one of those click tally counters. Like you see when someone's like at the entrance to a stadium Clicked away have those at rtx for a guardians account Lines for campus, but I was trying to explain to the cast members to see them occasionally like we get together and stuff sometimes for watch parties and I was in LA this week and I was able to talk with most of them and we Skype as well and I had to explain how Ashley and I will live, treat along with the show, but then at the end of the show, we don't congratulate the winners and we don't wish the people that were eliminated well and tell them how awesome it was to race with them, which everybody was awesome.

For some reason. Yes. Because our audience is like, if they hear a spoiler, they get so fucking live it. It's just like, if I said, like last night I said, or this week I said, congrats to Zach and Rachel for getting first place, because I felt like that was appropriate for us to do it,

because it was like, we were racing towards that man. And man, people were just like, I'm unfollowing you. I can't, it's not available in my country yet, so I'm gonna unfollow you, because you're spoiling it for me. And it's like, what do you want me to do? It's like, I mean, how long do spoilers last at this point? It's like, isn't spoilers finding out before something is available and not like, you know?

It's like, I don't know, if you talk about like the moment it's instantly available, it might not be, not everyone has had a chance to watch it. Can I say, East Coast versus West Coast? The rest of the cast, no understanding of that at all. Like, they'll be in the West Coast, they will tweet the East Coast feed, they'll say everything, they don't care.

And it's like, they're like, I don't understand, they had to explain to them what a spoiler was. It's so unique to like our culture. Like the gamer geek culture, the Comic Con culture, whatever you want to call it, it's just it's it's really specific thing and I've been so immersed in it for so long I'm used to it but it's like they were just fascinated by that it's totally different audiences though like all the people in that show probably have entirely different audiences who are sensitive to

different things they honestly might not they're already is may not care you should show them that vine we made way back in the day hey guys check it out I got any spoiler for the back of my car. It is. I found a guy David over church in my office. Yeah, yeah, it's good. Sure. It's a good shirt. Good saying.

Oh, that was good one. Good. It was good. It was good. It was good. Is that how it goes over here? They're good steak. How is that? I think everyone's good.

Yeah. So guys, I'm not. Everyone's happy. Well fought. I'm going to save this victory. It went really well. You both had delicious.

We do this again next year? Yeah. Is that an annual thing? Sure. Oh, yeah. Next year, will we? This is the inaugural stakeout. That's what I said.

We should change up those categories though, because that was, I would have gone for a simplicity category. We should just do flavor, juiciness, and presentation next year. I think the only thing was kind of, we got, Gus, I've talked about this over the years when you have a poll. People are like, what's your favorite show?

It's like, I don't know. Do you enjoy Rushi's content? Yes, no, or, I don't know, I never watch anything anyway. It's like, I always hate polls that have a joke answer in them. Cause everyone goes for it. Because everyone just clicks the joke answer or enough people click it to where it's like,

your margin of error is now like, you have no idea what the fucking answer is so people always want to put those dopey joke answers move for next years for the second Steak off we should have different contestants, right? You visit us. Take look how red that's getting Gavin you and I should cook the steak You two are gonna cook steaks next year Let me take this air and let's create a steak put that there and I'll give a smush Let me learn let me take this air and that's crazy. Put that there and I'll give a smush

Yeah, did you see this? Oh, that looks really good actually. Yeah, don't see you get dredder over time. Yeah, that's what that's why you let it rest See I like juicy steak, but I don't like it when it's like almost water prime rib almost oh my love so good love prime rib Now I've been I think I had Gavin over at my old house once and you had those steaks once before. You used to cook steak at the office all the time, Bernie. I don't do that anymore. I think that's why we have that grill. That's the office grill. It's normally out back. Do we have that grill over at the old studio when we were down south?

Yes. Yeah. I have a picture of you from I think the 4th of July. It came with us. Cooking steaks for everybody at the office. And back then it was like. I have a picture of you from I think the 4th of July it came with us cooking stakes for everybody at the office Mm-hmm and back then it was like on Thanksgiving too. That'll be a full-time job That's right. Mm-hmm and that was like 40 people back then. I just I'd do that I'm always too many people. I was no longer CEO. No, did you hear that? This is shit in attitude? Did you hear the employee count this morning? Oh, no, you weren't here this morning 200?

No, surprised 200 people. I am. It's a lot of fucking people Did you hear the employee count this morning? I know you weren't here this morning. 200? Not surprised. 200 people? I am. It's a lot of fucking people. Oh, I mean, I don't surprise because they met people I see around here. And then I think we were trying to figure out how many people made the move from the old studio

to this studio. It was 60? Well, I mean, that was quite funny. That's 60, the, where I burped in the bag last week. It's just like how few people are walking around. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of people walking around and it's still hard to any in that, in that footage.

They also changed some people over to full time who were contract and I think the amount of people they changed to full time were the amount of employees when I started a research teeth. Mm. Marcus wanted to remind me that he cooked in a guana on the grill that you use tonight. Oh yeah.

Why? That was for social disorder. It was for social disorder, where they keep the iguana. Well, it's got heat. Oh, like quiet it. What's iguana's edible? I mean, it's, you know,

they, what in iguana? They cooked in iguana. They cooked in an iguana. And just put it off. Yeah, I can eat iguana on a stick and fall out all the time. I saw it. I saw an animated gif of a iguana underwater eating stuff off the bottom of a

what? Like it was underwater eating stuff of the and look like the like a Japanese horror movie. Are they awesome? What's that? I didn't know that iguana could go underwater but it was really cool. It's like when you see that,

you're seeing the photos of the tiger underwater going after the piece of meat. That's fucking scary. If you get in the water, the tiger should go, all right, you're cool. Like, we're not gonna come in there after you, but nope, apparently a tiger can just go straight into water. So do you think your assumption of you could beat any animal

with your bare hands holds up under water? No, no, she said I wouldn't fight any animal that lives in the water. But this doesn't live in the water. Yeah, I mean, I would like, if a tiger was chasing me and I had the option of going in the water, staying on land, I would go in the water. But this doesn't live in the water. Yeah, I mean, I would like, if a tiger was chasing me and I had the option of going in the water, or staying on land, I would go in the water. But what if it chased you into the water?

Well, that'd be better than chasing me on land. Too sure. I could still find it on land. I think I'd say in a better chance of, don't forget, my thing isn't that I could beat any animal. Is that no animal could kill me. That's what I said. I could survive any animal attack.

Okay. That's a lot of, is that what you said? Yeah, I'm just not scared of any animal. That's what I said. I could survive any animal attack. Okay. That's a lot of... Is that what you said? Of course. Yeah, I'm just not scared of any animal. That's what I said. I'm not scared of any animal. Have you seen that fudge of the two guys who are just being stalked by the bear as they're walking through the woods? And the bear is just like running up to them and... They are freaking out. And two men are scared of one bear. You know why?

Because it would just bitch-slap them both to the ground in a second. See, that's the best thing. Giant bear! This is a great rule. You don't have to be fashion the bear. You just have to be fashion your friend If you can outrun your friend the bear will eat them and then you can get out I wonder how light what percentage of them was like let's both get out of here to like I'm gonna Trent I'm gonna bash you in the head and like it. Yeah, unless the bear gets really greedy nox one person down And then goes after the other one Oh smart as a small nox amount. There's like I could be eating two people bears can go

one Two sticks. Yeah, I just get for the eyes and hope for the best Yeah, I mean I'm I'm human I'm smart. I got I got brains and science I just go over there reaches in and pulls your brains out and shows them to you. Yeah, I got that I could take it I can take out some time and then it wouldn't want to mess with me I wouldn't like just give it a solid poke in the eye. I would do what cats do when they're trying to intimidate

somebody, I would turn sideways and like, arch my back up. And walk like this. And walk like this. Tail puffs out. Cat's are so funny when they're scared. Yeah. I fell up the stairs in my house the other day.

Probably eight knobs on the top of the landing and the cat freaked out. He was a puffed up for like five minutes. His tail was like, it was like, he's just on edge like ready to, ready to react. I was trying to make myself look bigger. I did something the other day.

Is Ashley, I saw her run here a second ago. I think she just left. Her cat, her little Simeez cat, tie cat, nutmeg, was in the kitchen, I was in the kitchen. I think we're going to one ahead. I think I had an umbrella in my hand. And I like, and I like swung the umbrella all the way around, like flipped it over. But I did it in such a way that the cat was about 10 feet away from me.

And it just that was it. The cat freaked out. Cats are so weird because they're like, they're like perfectly chill and everything to happy. And then in a nanosecond, everything wants to kill them. I mean, it's like they freak out. They're immortal danger. You see the cucumber video

For some reason if you just put a cat no, I put a cucumber near a cat It's like eating food or whatever and it notices the cucumber it freaks out Wait, this is like a universal cat treat. I don't know. I've never done to my cat other people have made videos It seems like next to their cats everyone wants me to do it to my cat and film it But it seems like really cruel to free cat, right by its meal. Well, think of all the headsets that cat has eaten. He has cost me a lot of money.

I'm not gonna. Oh, well, like when it turns around, it sees it. Oh, I'm just, you think that it's the fact that it's a cucumber or just that it didn't realize that there was something there. Yeah, that is here. I think it's like, or just that it didn't realize that there was something there. Yeah, that is here. I think it's like, oh, look, go back to that. We gotta see that.

Yeah. It's probably because it has the reaction of it being like a snake or something, you know? Yeah. It's something like built into cats that don't like that shape and color. I think it just, it looks like a snake and it also looks like a cat does not want to laugh. Look at this cat. It's like, the cat doesn't give a shit. I can watch these all day. It's like the anticipation of waiting for the cat to spot it.

But when I swung that umbrella around, nutmeg went like, she was on, we have wood floors in there downstairs. She just, I felt so bad for it because she just took off at such a speed that she couldn't get traction. And she was like, it was like Scooby Doo. She was like, I got a shock for two.

Yeah, she was just like running and playing. And then she was like, she was getting up so much speed, but not moving that she started drifting the left. And then she was like, all and then took off. It was really, it was sad to be funny. No, I love when animals do that. And that of course probably made her more freaked out. She was like really lagging in like,

when it's pointed they hit a wall on their way out. Can you teach a cat to go on a treadmill? Do you think it's what I want? I've seen dogs on treadmills. Yeah, they get to catch on treadmills I've seen them on the that'd be cool. Why would that be cool? Why would you want a cat on a treadmill? Be easy to film Film it running. Oh, I don't think I've ever seen a run on a treadmill. Oh, I've seen them like Just walking John animal Oh, I don't think I've ever seen a run on a treadmill. I've seen them like just walking. John. Animal moving.

Go on a move. I'm going to have to catch John. Slow down. I just saw animal running. Slow down is so cool to look at. It's a catwalk. Very cool stuff. Yeah, using my phone, I'll film my dogs running, you know, in the high-frame rate.

And just watching like the way that they're fur moves. It's just like, almost like liquid. Yeah. And most dogs, when they're full speed, they're just jumping with their back and front legs. It's just like little hops. Have you ever filmed like person running in slow motion? Yeah, a lot. Not for my channel.

For your channel though, that's my second. Just for fun. I just like commercials and stuff. I hate people are so ugly in slow motion. Because like all of their skin and fat is like shaking. Yeah, it's like if you hang someone upside down, they just look a bit off. Yeah, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like I got to do that. We can always do later. You said that people look ugly in slow motion. It's the same thing I think about how people will always take a free-stream of a video and be like, look at your face here.

It's like you're not used to seeing the face. You're looking at it in a moment between moments. You're also in the middle of talking. I don't know, but you guys, you probably get this tweeted at you all the time of a free-stream of you when either the podcast is loading or this positive random time. It's like, yeah, I know I look like a fucking jackass right now. Look at this one. You picture. It's not a picture. Sometimes though they do get some pretty. No, never for you guys. Never. It's you know when you look and your brain kind of takes out all of the

movement in between. Yeah. Yes. It's when your eyes move. Your eyes, your eyes, they make you blind. Your brain makes you blind for a moment. Yeah. Yeah. It's when your eyes move. Your eyes, your eyes, they make you blind. Your brain makes you blind for a moment. Yeah. That creeps me out. How does that work in a VR headset? I guess it works exactly the same way, right? Even though it would be there.

Like the movement is there. If you're not flicking your eyes, I don't think your brain knows to do it. Maybe it does. What if you're moving your head and your eyes are following along? Oh my God. There was a thing. I don't know if you remember this, Gus. It was a woman who came down when we were in the butto office and she

interviewed us for machinima and she had this thing she was it she was a doctor very famous documentary filmmaker what is the most or he this was anyway the blind force she wanted to shoot something with us but she didn't interview this was uh... i don't know the bridges over there now i'm right here and uh... with us. She did an interview. I don't know. The British is over there. At the end of it, when we would introduce ourselves, she was going to go from one person to the next, by we would finish our interview, and then we were on a stool, and we would

spin. Oh, yeah. They would then spin through to the next person, and that's how they would do that. She said, okay, and there's a part of it that's like the hard part of it is, we're gonna spin you, but we just want you to lock your eyes straight forward and we'll spin your body, but don't move your eyes at all. Just keep them locked, dead forward. I couldn't do it. Yeah.

Yeah, it's because your eyes naturally look at different things. Yeah, click, click, click, click. We know how you do that, right? You just slightly cross them, but like take your focus to here. You gotta blur it. No, it doesn't move.

I tried. You go bring like what like take your focus to here. You gotta blur it. And then it doesn't move. I tried. You got brain like what you're looking at right here. I think I got her to abandon the entire name for the whole documentary because. You got it. You looked really stupid doing that. I could tell you were crossing your eye. You gotta like look at the two of your notes almost.

Nope, you do not want to be on camera. Yeah, you got a camera like this. I'm Bernie Burns. Man, they didn't spin around. Drup, Drup, Drup. Here, I'm Bernie Burns. And spin around. Dirt to dirt. Here, I'm gonna read another thing here. I'm gonna read so many. Because we were outside, we fell behind schedule a little bit,

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like she thought it was weird, is that true? Is that true? Why she thought it was weird? It was just those words to go get. You wanna shine it? Here show you guys come in your way get rubs with like your significant other That's a thing though. Yeah, yeah Yeah, and it was like we like make jokes and gambling stuff She can't get her usual services a bed. That's what she was concerned about because you're right there happy ending After a little rub a little cheeky. It's happy ending exists for women to like absolutely listen

It's all about the rubbing for women. So yeah. I mean, like, is that, okay. Well, that is the happy ending. But we both, after it, we had to go in like the sauna and stuff. You don't have to. So I just both sat in the sauna. And she was excited because I'm a saunaer.

A woman came in, tits out, right? Really nice like sort of naked tits around. And she was like floating around the sauna like steam and tits and steaming tits and steaming. So you were in there? No, no, I was in the man one.

Oh, okay. Yeah. I looked through the window, there's a glass door of the sauna. It's kind of, just, misted up a bit. Right. Saw someone come in. It wasn't misted up at the bottom. Yeah, I thought, oh, yeah, he's taking his towel off, that guy's got his asshole out.

He bent over into the bottom locker, and I looked out the window and saw his asshole. He's two very different experiences. Like way different experiences. I got absolutely jipped. What do the dude look like? Fat and hairy. Oh, was his asshole just as hairy as he was?

And I was coming to think of it. I don't know why you're avoiding the question. He looks like a red eyed cyclist. Oh, I don't think I've seen someone else's asshole before. I don't think I've seen one. How have you never seen an asshole before? In real life. You haven't seen your girlfriend's asshole?

Yeah, dude's asshole. Oh, that's not what you said. Let me think about that. If I ever seen a dude's specified. That in real life. What dude's asshole? Like, I had a buddy in college that was unbelievable. He would do this thing where he would moon like normal and then like grab and spray.

Oh, right. So hot for it to go see. He had no shit in there. So you have seen asshole. Yeah, he just called that like a lunar eclipse. Yeah. The moon. Don't look directly at it.

Well, have you seen that? I guess I have a hole. I guess I've never seen other dudes but hole. Yeah. I've never seen a bubble either in real life. What? I was in my own. You've seen your own?

Well, yeah. I don't think I've seen my own. What I've seen, I don't know. Dude, it's a life changing experience. You have to bend over in a mirror, probably. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Well, you know, I'm not doing that. I'm seen my own what I've seen I don't know how to do this a life changing experience you have to bend over to mirror probably yeah I'm not doing that not doing that I could lie on your back in front of the full-length mirror not doing that either Why have you seen your in Baja Barbara? What are you? Why haven't you seen it before? You had to do what?

I'm not saying this is what I did I'm saying this is an option if you're lazy. Well, let me ask you this Did the control just go? Uh-huh? She assumed a position like right away She was like this position. She was like this and she was like giving herself an angle. You get a floor length mirror. Take face. And then you lie on your nice carpeted floor,

whatever kind of floor you have. It sounds real specific to me. And then you just lean like this. And you just go to town and look at stuff. The bottle place. The bottle place was so tough. So you've done that. Why do you want to see your own butthole?

Securacity. Securacity is everything. You want to see everything when you're a growing young lady. She's here to check it out, like what happened? Check it out everything. Try to think of a scene like that. Well also like, I never, no, I have no desire to see my own butthole. I get wax.

I get waxed on a regular basis, so I wanna make sure they did a good job. So you check off to every wax? Not every wax, first couple of times. But you've never seen your boyfriend's butthole. Guys can't do that by the way, guys can't do that. You can't get your butthole waxed? Mm-mm, why?

It's like the dynamics of the male, female butthole, totally different. Like, somebody read it one time, wrote a story that explained it perfectly. Like, if you've ever as a guy, I never got waxed, but I did it at one point. So I'm gonna shave my butt, like shave like everything. Yeah, don't do that.

That don't do that, that's bad news. Cause it grunts. So I think anything is bad. Not even just the way the person is. Like the stubble shaving part of it, but just like, in the period where you're bald essentially, there's too much dynamics to a dude's butt, you know? You mean your poop just like such a bad guy?

What is the list of dynamics? And like when you go to fog it's like, it's just, it's like a whole thing that you know. There's no use to. And that's that guy on Reddit, who types, or is prefered Reddit. He typed this whole thing about how he shouldn't shave his butt and he was kind of a heavy guy.

And he fired, but it just like went into his own butt cheeks and got trapped in there. So it was like a lost hamster, like riding up and down his butt and he was kind of a heavy guy and he fought it but it just like went into his own butt cheeks and got trapped in They said it was like a lost hamster like riding up and down his butt cheeks The hair like leaves little holes and gaps but when it's perfectly sealed like a layer of sweat It just goes like Is it what I'm talking about this exactly what was talking about? What is wrong with the male butt? It's like you know what you're talking about is you to air with the male butt? It's like, you know what you're talking about?

You're bubbling your throat, that's like that, but with your butt. It did you think like the male gooch? Do you ever feel like it has like half the dick inside it? Go ahead. Like a dude from behind looks like his knob starts and then balls and then the rest of his knob. But a female doesn't have like the half cock.

and then bowls and then the rest was knob. But a female doesn't have like the half cock. So you talking like, what's the space in between? Is the perineum, is that what that is? Yeah. Look at Gus. So you're saying that is, you're saying because that has a shaft shape to it. Yeah.

It's like a dude's butthole, but you're like under there in the undercarriage. Taking measurements. What are you doing under there? That's an excellent point. I'm not seeing that in real life. Have like a dude's butthole, but you're like under there in the undercarriage taking measurements What are you doing under there? I'm not seeing that in real life have you seen your own butthole? No Do you don't have any curiosity in that? I don't believe that I think I tried to look at it in real life, and I just couldn't Gavin is obsessed with his own butt

He's a tough job true Gavin you wanted to put your butt print on your iPhone so you could open it with your anus. And you wondered if your anus had a unique fingerprint like your fingers too. I thought I was talking about my bell end. So let's talk about my anus. You talked about anus as well. How do you get your... You also wanted to connect to recognize just your butthole.

But the anus is this. You'd have to like push poo, get the anus to come down onto the path. You just have to push, you don you don't push anything out of the thing You just put it up in there and then we You really have to want to use your phone how do you do every time that you unlock the anus Suggested it. I don't know. We wait how you do it. You don't Brain that came up with this. Ah You know, we should try using our nipples see if that works

Just absolutely try using your nipples. See if that works. Just absolutely try using your nipples. See if you can set up how you can. Wow, 50,000% increase in the like the only Apple stock just went up. Did you see, so we're talking about, talking about the iPhone, we think about, I don't know why I'm

anything about this. Do you see that announcement that light-trow made earlier today? Oh, I saw a big headline about like how it's going to destroy green screen. Right. Need anymore? What is that? They announced a new camera for you.

I think it's called Lightro Cinema. It's basically a Lightfield camera, but it'll do video for like studio applications. And they made that thin Lightfield camera the way you can refocus off the pictures. You take a picture and then you can refocus after you take it. What the cinema does is it captures all the depth data as well when you come to something. So you could be like, I want everything behind this guy gone. Right. Or I want to only save this little slice of data. And then you could just extract it out and then not have anything else in the frame.

Wow. But they will not sell you just the camera. You have to buy, I guess, the software solution and all this other stuff, and they have not announced a price. And it's like the kind of thing where... Well, the one that they released, or the one I messed around with, was pretty crap. It was like one megapixel, and you had to look at it in a special viewer to click on it,

but you won't focus. The camera is, I'm going to have to top my head. I think one say it's like the equivalent of 755 megapixels and can do 300 frames a second. 755 megapixels. That's a lot. How? I don't know.

Magic. It seems fucking crazy to me. But that's what I say. Because on every camera, there is a physical, if it's digital, a physical sensor with a certain amount of pixels on it. So does it actually have that many pixels available to take in light?

Because it might not just be capturing, you know, the traditional 16 by nine frame, it's probably also capturing the depth of the world. Is included, so it might be like, it's captured like a box of data instead of a square of data or a rectangle of data. So it might be like 3,000 by 5,000 by 50,000. Right.

Well, something. OK. Interesting. So it's really, really weird. I would like to get one, but I bet they're going to be ridiculously expensive. Maybe we can get a demo of one. How expensive is too expensive for that kind of thing?

If it's more than $500, well, I guess a cinema. I think that's going to be. Did I interrupt the story of yours, Barbara, before the Adderede? Someone said I interrupt the story, but before you get back, then Gus started an Adderede. So you couldn't tell the rest of your story. Oh, I piss a cinema. I never had a story of yours bar before the Adirid someone said I interrupt the story But before you get back then got started an Adirid so you couldn't tell the rest of your story Oh, I don't remember was it the butthole mirror thing probably let me know fucking story police out there Alvin yakitori there was definitely something I was saying and you started a new conversation at one point Now I forget what it was that always happens. It's true speaking of most we got away from some go ahead

That always happens. It's true. Speaking of most technology. We got to wave from some, go ahead. There was a part, there was a thing I wanted to bring up from earlier that we moved on from, but did you see, and I'm pretty sure it's fake, but it might not be, with the snowboarder who is recording themselves on a GoPro? No, that's not. That's fake though?

Yeah, it's commercial. It's commercial. Oh, it's a snowboarder recording themselves on a GoPro. And they're like doing, she's doing all these like turns and everything. She has no idea that she's got bare following her the whole time like running after her. Oh, no reaction to it. But he's saying it's fake.

Yeah. What's the commercial for? I don't remember. Someone eventually like- Did they get a real bare at least? No, I think it's composite. Is it a salmon? It's like the bare fight in the theme for the salmon probably.

We're all so pretty, yeah. If you wanna talk to us on the podcast, and you're watching the show live, Tituas at hashtag RT Podcast. Have you played jobs simulator on the Vive? No, but you guys did a video in that, right? Yeah, we put out today. It's actually today for sponsors,

if you're watching this sponsor, you can watch it. It was really funny. What is it? You just have your hands, and you just add... Keep a cool. Yeah, it? You just have your hands and you just add... Cubicle. Yeah, every hand. You have your hands but like everything is you have like a computer and a desk and stuff. But like every idea you come up with, like, I wonder if I can do this.

It works. Like you can do everything that you think of. Give us an example. Stapler. You can shoot staples. Really? So you can like take a disk and like turn, plug in your computer and turn it on and play a game on it. Can you type... S a disc and like, plug in your computer and turn it on and play a game on it.

You can type, as, as, as, as in the computer. I don't know if you can type anything. I don't know where to try. Anything you can think of. I think you can use your fingers. You can be like, you can grab, you can grab. I want you to make like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

a one point I grabbed a coffee mug and I poured coffee into it. And then I was like, let me grab this mug. And I was like pouring coffee from one mug to the other. Yeah. And you just like fling stuff everywhere. And then at one point like like photocopied my face stuff is it's like every idea You can have could you photocop your anus? except for time except for typing It was cool though. I recommend if you have one I would have I think right away, but mine's not shipping till May really

Yeah, do you have yours? Yeah, fuck you got a personal vibe Yeah, well, I mean in my office, but yeah, I'll play with these and as soon as I got it got a team out of it set up I got my vibe in he came and stole my pre oh really? Yeah, that was Jeremy eating a minging donut from the bin and it makes your character vomit What was that thing that popped up? Some reason you're like a computer monitor head. Mm. That's really cool. I recommend that video.

Be out for it. There's a mug, see how I love Jav. Does it? I think it's what it said. Oh man, that's a great mug. It is. So how much? You could just buy those now?

Buies? Yeah, yeah, that is it. You did it at $7.99? Yeah, he had a box. Christ. I saw you were bragging about your computer being ready for VR I said you should take this test and it was like it was maxed out and I was like man It's awesome. I got good PC. I had the greatest thing all of all time like before this

The greatest thing of all time was that Rucherti's anything that I liked was essentially a business expense Yeah computers, movie stuff, video games I mean it was like literally it was like everything became like a tax right off for me. You made a company where you could do all that. I would just buy it from the company and buy it from the company and then now that my kids two are like older and inded technology, it's like now I can justify like any ridiculous tech purchase because it's educational for the kids and I want them to have access technology. It's like like, oh, VR, yeah, we have to have that. It's like, I really just want to justify having a VR headset, you know, for $800, but I was like, oh, the kid this will help the kids. It's so good,

though. I love it. I love the vibe. I was trying to justify 3D printed it for the exact image. I was like, I need a 3D printer. Educational. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Something I was going to make projects. Something I can't tell because I did it. I was in there doing it. I can't tell how it translates to the audience watching us because to us, we're in that room, in that virtual room, just like messing with stuff. Yeah. And they're just watching like where our head looks

on the screen. But so far the comments have been great. Like people were like, Translates really well actually. Did you see fun houses? I think it was they did a picture or something. Yeah, they did the draw game. Yeah.

That was actually really great. So it's cool. I think so. It's essentially a picture. Yeah, it's probably the number one reason to buy the headset Yeah, it's it's the cool thing is you can draw stuff and then like give the headset someone else and then they're just walking around inside your drawing We did that playtest. I think it was that it packs where like one of the tests they had was that drawing game where you could Take different colors and you could also do like a rainbow pattern So do I I did not the best one was the colors and you could also do like a rainbow pattern and fire. I did not.

The best one was the stars. You could just like make a star effect and then just like kept falling or snow. I mean, rainbows all around me and it was like circling my entire body. It was really cool. What that needs to do is when that thing is gloves, instead of those two handers,

if it's like gloves that actually sense all your fingers, that's when it will be great. And I'm sure that's not far off. I saw a really cool, animated gif about how good the tracking is in those things because a guy was in the headset, had one of the handholds, or whatever they called, controllers.

Had one, and then somebody outside the headset had the other one and threw it to him and he caught it. Cause you could see it perfectly in the virtual environment and it just reached out and caught it. That's what Ryan dumped, because Ryan's the guy who said it all up, he's been at this fit. What feels like a year doing it. And he put the vibe on my head and was like,

obviously you're just looking through a screen, he's like, all right, grab this and I took it off him. And he was like, do you realize what just happened there? And I was like, oh, I guess yeah, I picked it up in the virtual world and also picked it up in real life, but I couldn't see it in real life. That was it. That was like a huge eye opening experience for me too Especially because when we did that demo for the first time at PAX like they do that and you're like oh wow And then they take it for me before you take your headset off

So it's like I never saw the controller at all the whole time we were up here He's like I'm gonna hand you something and I saw this thing floating towards me, you know It's like what is this and I had to like feel it around with my hands and everything to get the feel for it. And what's cool is you can, there's a camera on it. I didn't even realize, but you can see out the outside well too if you want. Did you guys, on the podcast, I've shown the video to so many people, like in meetings and stuff, do we watch the Void, the VR company? I've seen that.

Yeah. Yeah. And you tell me? Oh, yeah, we did. We showed it. We watched it on the way. We showed it to Chris Demarris or someone? Oh, In, you talked about it. Oh yeah, we did. We showed it. We watched it on your way. We showed it to Chris Demarris or someone? Oh, Barbara, you were on the podcast.

It was where they had the Constructing Environments, Physical Environments and the layer of VR over the top of a physical environment. I don't think I've seen that. I've not seen that. Oh really? We're definitely in the podcast. Let's not repeat ourselves that quickly.

I just, it's one of those things. It's like, because we're on the podcast with people that I see every day, a lot of times we have conversations, like, do we talk about this on the podcast? So, and that's why a lot of times when I see Gus and Mondays, like, don't speak to me, because I don't want to talk to you until later. So it costs $800 for the device. And then I see me to really beastly PC. You need a good PC. I think it's at least a video, I want to say GTX 970 or better. I read that Macbook air. It will definitely not

I read that less than 9% of computers can run effectively Soon as you buy frame rate you need like 90 frames a second or something super excited about the vibe Way more excited about howl once way Allens is way more excited about that. How much have they told us about that? I've seen footage of it and it's there's no wire she just throw it on your head So you're not tethered anything are there controllers and this Sounded your hands. Yeah, we're here your hands are you click on that's pretty good world

You click click click click click click stay face. Well, it's yeah, and I've talked with people about this before How I think that you know virtual reality is cool and whatever we're getting there. I think that in the grand scheme of things, it seems to make sense to me more that augmented reality would be the next step. Because augmented reality, you're just adding elements into the world that you have to worry about rendering. Whereas virtual reality, you're doing whole world replacement.

And I don't know, like, yeah, our computers are getting good and a 9% of computers can run VR stuff, but it's much easier if you're just like adding things in that you see first is replacing every hollow and stuff all the men's reality stuff will be great for Tours like a bus tour where you can like see the past overlaid over the real world I'm gonna say I really like reverse time be like this building used to be here And then it'd be like it builds it in front of you like whoa it will be like how you see, you know, sometimes those historic photos like the post-World War II Europe and show like the destruction and then how everything was rebuilt.

It'd be cool to, like you said, like a timeline where you drag it and it's like what it used to look like before the war during the war after the war and now today. You should set up a tour of Rupert's T-thread with that. No. You walk in the door and it's you and you're like, hello. You can go out and get out. You can go out. Get out. Virtual Springfield.

So, um, you guys, somebody said there's an edible anus, sorry Barb. Somebody, uh, be right now if they'll make a print of your anus on chocolate so that you can eat your own chocolate bite. Yeah, you can get your anus done in gold too, or bronze. Yeah. Or bronze. How does it look like that? Can I get it filled with fudge?

You might put like some kind of funnel up your butt to get the imprint and then you send it to the middle. Kind Kinda looks like a seashell. They make, yeah it does. Yeah I think they press stuff that they pour something onto your anus and make them old. I'd go just for the first part. Who would want to eat that? Just the more.

I'm sure someone else would eat chocolate. Would you eat the chocolate anus based on someone you know's anus? I would eat chocolate no matter what. So you would eat Gus's anus chocolate? Sure. As long as I know there was no chance what. So you would eat Gus's anus chocolate? Sure. As long as I know there was no chance that it could have touched it. Hey, can I get my phone to anybody and they could charge it for me?

Did your phone die? My phone just died. It's my fault. I didn't charge it for last night. Oh, anus chocolates. There's something to about when you don't want to eat your ass. I think I've seen this for the first time. So if you tell someone to eat your ass, is that what you do?

That's a great idea. I just love the word anus, especially when it's like etched onto something perfectly. Now, so let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question about that product in particular. Let's say somebody got a box of those, like Gavin. And then he just gave you one and didn't tell you what it was. And then you ate it. Would you be upset?

No. It's just chocolate. It's just chocolate. I would be mad though. I would be mad? Yeah. I think you should be mad if you went over it with your tongue and you like goks and know my anus. It's because no one gave it.

It's because you chewed it up. How do you eat chocolate? I was thinking like how do people, you know, tongue and anus? Why would they do that to the chocolate? I don't know, practice. Man, that's just gonna be weird. I know Gavin did that to you. While you're eating the chocolate, you'd see him snickering in the corner and he goes,

you just ate my ass. I know. Terry pull one over on me. Although usually that kind of stuff does bother me. The other day I forget where we were. Maybe it was a root ease or something. And I found like a hair in my food and I just like, oh, picked it out and threw it away

and that was it. It doesn't bother me in the least. It's hair. It's hair. It bothers me when it goes to my mouth. Like if I did this, I pulled out one of my hairs. Wow, that was really? Does that?

Why is that so short? Gus, do you ever like pull on your hair to see if it's falling out? No. I do that occasionally. It's like, I'm always see if it's falling out? No, I do that Caisley it's like I'm always worried. It's like I'm I'm I'm have started to lose my hair and I don't realize it yet kind of a thing Especially when I look at our friends I'm like I'm like if I started losing hair. I would know because there's so much of it right Like if I started finding it. I'm kind of like a dog like coding my entire

Do you have to declug your drain a lot? I'm kind of like a dog like coating my entire Do you have to decalog your drain a lot? I'm not I'm not Barbara the moment actually nice started dating I mean she has her like like line hair It's like a lot of hair It's crazy and it's a beautiful she it's just like hair everywhere Would you be annoyed like ten inch long hair in my mouth if you are

You should see my vacuum cleaner. It's disgusting If you're a blind-foded you know the chocolate bunnies they're like hollow right sure some of them are hollow Would you be knowing if you were blindfolded and someone put like a chocolate exact mold of Jack's erect penis into your mouth? Yeah, go ahead. Well, it wouldn't be a very big piece. Oh.

Would you be annoyed? So just for the record, Barbara has seen Jack's erect penis just so Okay, so you just draw the line there somehow that made it worse for you in Taiwan We're safe that made it worse so he's saying if I had jacks enormous Iraq chocolate penis in my mouth. Yeah, would that upset me? Yeah, would you be a No, because you were five centimeters of rich dark chocolate? Would you be annoyed because you were unaware of you unprepared for penis?

Even though it wasn't penis. I think I would, I think I would, I think I would. And then I'd have like a little bit of chocolate in the corner of my mouth. I know that was like some a little melted jack outerness. Oh, yeah. I don't know, I think I would be upset by that. I don't feel like I would ever encounter that situation because I would never be blindfolded and let someone here put something in my mouth

Yeah, I know I want to say I'm gonna be clear for the record here Then we just any chocolatey penis. It's not just specifically jacks jacks. So wonderful What about your own? I'd be honored to have jacks big chocolatey penis in my mouth What about my own that's a very interesting question that is interesting I Have a question. What if someone did that to you they blindfolded you and you're You open your eyes to discover it's a chocolate bunny that has an anus on it That's your anus, but on the chocolate bunny What really deep down is happening

I would be happy with that like I'm I mean, I'll ask you guys this because barber won't have any No, I know gonna ask you guys this because Barbara won't have any. I'm not gonna ask you for it. No other, that was like an impomination of a creature. He had my anus, but it was a bunny. Yeah. Who's that? Just chocolate bunny with your asshole on it. What? What?

Please save us for a chocolate one or just a regular one. Just chocolate one. Oh, a chocolate anus. Let's take it a steeple. So what do you guys be willing to do a thing on the podcast where we get chocolate anus is made of us. And then we have, then we get like three or four sets. We study them. We try them. It's gonna identify Anus get the anus. Yeah

Are you smarter than an anus? We gotta do it. We have to do it now, but that means someone's gonna have to handle a anus Maybe this thing you can't be trusted to get that right But that means someone's gonna have to handle a anus. I'm not comfortable molting my ass. Maybe it's a home kit. Maybe the same. I can't be trusted to get that right. You can, you've got this. They just give you a little tray of the clay or whatever, and they're like, sit on this for five seconds. And then I'd be worried that that'd be like a grogan in there.

Yeah. You got the little grogan. That's part of the flavor profile. That's just texture, yeah. It's a grogan. Then this increases the structure. You know what it is. It's a butt crumb or whatever.

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Just sign him up. You know, you don't like his cowboy boots and floral patterns. Create a profile, as him, and fill out what you want for him to have. I should do that. He doesn't know anyone. Look at this. How do you explain how the strings on Barbara's leg are staying, like her jeans are like torn up jeans,

but her strings on her leg are just like staying across, but they're not connected. How does that work? Oh, there's like micro threads that actually still connect to the strings. They're little rubber bands. Oh, really? So they went into that and like, That's still a little bit.

To make them look like torn up. Yeah, I guess so. But it looks like. I can't explain it. I said, you might as well, You might as well, like, It's funny how like this ripped apart pants are now in fashion.

Just like. I get a lot of compliments on these. No, I'm not saying they look good. They look good. I'm just not saying to me that like, torn up pants, like if you tried to explain that to someone even 50 years ago, they'd be like, what? Yeah, she runs through a hedge. You had to pay more for it.

Naomi just said that if we change steak off to, there'd be butts that she's not making plushies for that. Oh, does she make plushies for those steaks? I don't think she has any problem. Not yet. She put a video up on the Let's Play community channel. I watched her video. It was a shame that she made something fun-house-related, but I thought it was a very good video.

She actually made like a little chef's hat, a little steak, a spatula. Oh man. That's awesome. That's awesome. I don't know how she has that much fabric to do all that stuff. That is cool. So I was going to ask Naomi to make something,

but I ended up asking Anna instead. And it was actually Gavin's idea. And I've been wanting to talk about it for a really long period of time, but they're just undone. Colton Dunn, as many of you know, recently had a baby, a baby daughter. And Gavin had, we were trying to think of what we could do for Colton and his new baby, and Gavin said, why don't we make him a pair of booties that are laser team boots? Yeah, so like group values. Probably the best idea I've ever heard in my life. Has he seen them yet?

Yeah, she just tweeted about it right before this podcast. So there's a laser team baby boots. They are so, that is like the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. That's so fleecey. And on a holo made those, right? She is awesome. She showed them,

contracted them. On a ton of stuff over the years. She was our first ever costumer. She made the, she made all of our Ruby cat dynamic stuff. She made all your Ruby cosplays for RTX that we did a couple years ago She's awesome. She made X-ray and Vav she did she did yeah, so someone already isolated the and slow-moat the video of you Nearly shooting me in the face. Oh did they really? Oh? Close now remind me of Kung Shu. And when I was both eyes.

Peter Hayes F1. When we play Kung Shu, how hot, like from one to 100%. How many beans are you putting behind that kick? You're going for it. You're going for it. You're going for it. Man, see, if I go 100%, it doesn't have to do with them trying to protect you.

It's accuracy. Exactly right. Yeah. Because I just not comment upon you a couple of weeks ago. And then you told me, because I was it because I snuck on it up on you a couple weeks ago And then you told me that I was doing it wrong like I didn't go. Oh loud enough because I was like I wanted you to be here Recorded yes, but then I was like I mean do I actually want to like rip his head off with it? So don't just want to glance him and I was like I think what I hit him as hard as I can with the shoe

Yeah, and I think that is the official rule like you got to blast someone's face. You got to blast. You got to blast them. Dude, it's all a nothing. I almost got the perfect shot on you on the podcast. I said, hey, we need you. We're right in the mic. It was the most dead on shot we've ever had. Yeah, and the mic was just right in the way.

I got you in the air once, so in the side of the head. Yeah, you were like, do you think one time you're gonna break Evan's nose and it's gonna fix itself? I hope not. Although Gavin, Gavin with the broken nose, like if you broke your nose, would that be very upsetting to you hope not. Although Gavin, you've got him with a broken nose. Like if you broke your nose would that be very upsetting to you?

Would you be like, livid about it? I think I have to, you've bust it enough time, it just starts to light up my own Wilson, and I don't want that. Oh, it's like- You just gotta bust it the other way. Yeah, but it might just be broken twice. Like a Z-Zag?

Yeah. You don't look at it, I don't like that kind of stuff, I just like, I don't care. I don't know for a fact that I haven't broken my nose at some point, but- What is that? I don't even care. Is that a real picture? What is this? This one's gonna talk about next, I don't like that kind of stuff. I just like, I don't care. I don't know for a fact that I haven't broken my nose at some point, but. What is that? I don't even care. Does that have a real picture? What is this?

This one's gonna talk about next, yeah. What is that? What is that? A guy was taking photos of planes landing in St. Bart. I think he's, wow. They have got some clothes. It grazed his hand. Isn't that a place that's notorious for that sign?

Well, the propeller must have hit him. No, like, there's a video. This is why there's like a weird artifact right there. There's a 360 video. You can look around and watch it come in. Bloody hell, so he almost died. He almost... No, let's be accurate.

He almost killed other people. He's the fucking idiot standing in the way of the planes. In one of the most treacherous runways. Well, I was a hit, not like... I mean, he's not somewhere he shouldn't be. It looks like he's on a road. Yeah, it looks like that plane is just insanely low. The St. Bart's airport when you land

at the landing strip, is that what that is? Yes. That's what he said. Yeah, that's where it is. You can watch video of it. There's no, it's notorious for having a lot of planes crash on landing. It's like basically at one end of the landing strip

is the water and the other end is a mountain. And you can't land towards the mountain because you just hit the mountain According to Nico because Nico is spent you should spend time there's family had a place there and that's how I know about it Because he invited me down to his place and my ex was like Mordally afraid of flying so I said don't worry I will show you this airport and I will show you that people land there all the time We loaded up the YouTube page the first thumbnail is a plane like sticking in the water like then the

Is this it? Oh, yeah, that he's just on the road. Oh, no we loaded up the youtube page the first thumbnail is a plane like sticking in the water like the the is it oh yeah that is still on the road oh no so yes they come over the road the cars will stop the at the planes land oh my god so well he's in it he's a lot of the runway like the runways oh my god well i mean that's not his well yeah i mean there's a lot of their human. I mean, he was crushed that plane. Yeah, he almost crashed that plane, right?

So, Gibraltar Airport is similar with the cars, and it's like a railway crossing, where barriers come down across the road, the cars stop, and a plane goes shooting by like 400 miles an hour. It's like, whoa, God. What is the airport where the plane's land land and it's like right on the beach and there's always people just standing on the beach and the planes that's also somewhere in the Caribbean it's right over their heads like and these are like 747s oh and that's what people like climbing

the fence again blasted by the jet say Martin is it I don't know it might be I always see that I never know what airport that doesn't have my phone so I can't look anything up today. So, oh, look at them. Bummed. You did well, not just in plain about an Apple product though. Considering your Apple product died off. No, no, that was my fault. I'm actually up on my Apple products, man. I'm feeling pretty good.

You're a correct barber. Like, what is it? Same on? Yep, good for you. That was a total guess. Yeah, the images from that look Photoshopped. They look totally fake. Yeah, because people are standing there on the beach.

What was I gonna say? I was gonna say something. You can't ever replicate that feeling through video or picture of how crazy it is when something so big is moving so fast. It's awful. So close to you. Like a Boeing flying over your head is crazy. Last week or the week before we're talking about sonic booms, watching people try to explain it, like I'm on a Reddit and in Twitter afterwards, which is like, nobody was agreeing on what a sonic boom was, but they were all right, they were all too smart. It's a great discussion, and this is a local way for me. Yeah, and the only thing to do is like,

people were saying that because we present, I have a big audience, I'm paraphrasing here, but because we have a big audience, and we present so many things Gus as scientific fact that are wrong there's an obligation to correct us. No, I don't think we ever present things If anything we see her go how is that how does that work does it work like this? It's work like that also if they correct us They're not getting the information out to everybody. Did you by the way? Did you see that NASA released more information about an exoplanet they found? Like it's like, I don't even know how many light years

away this was. It's like a full lava planet, and it was like underneath the lava, which was on the surface, there was a layer of carbon, and then everything flows in different directions, depending on the season. And all that stuff, I'm like,

I can't believe you are still buying this fucking bullshit. And everybody was writing me on fucking Twitter saying, Gavin's right, no, they used spectrometry from the light off the star. So they could tell what elements are or gusts. And they were defending him like, I'm like, I get it, but all the fucking flowery language about what's going on that planet,

it's all fucking bullshit, it's all bullshit. Cause they released this fucking thing the other day about this planet That's made a lava with a layer of carbon and it's a hundred fifty goddamn light years away And it's like I want to go hey NASA. How many planets are in our solar system? Just account. They're like oh eight nine nine eight. What's today Wednesday? There's nine we think there's another planet in our solar system But we're not sure like bill over here was on the fucking telescope and so I got a shadow Tell about the shadow bill. I saw a shadow

We think it's a night's fucking planet. We can't even count the planets in our solar system And we're telling people what a fucking plate it looks like 130 fucking light years away for them to get like super crazy with it like So I'm below the flowing carbon layer. There's a happy meal layer And it's just filled with McDonald's happy meals. We don't know how they got there I saw in the northern hemisphere. There's a mountain and if you look at it in the right way it looks like a dog It's amazing You'll never see there's so many veins popping out your forehead

We usually to defund NASA's creative writing program. That's it. Do you want to write something else? They got to make it, they got to make people excited about it. They can't be like rock. But they know we're never going to those planets. Never. Oh, Bob, rewind.

Do you see they landed a thing on the barge? Oh, that's pretty cool. I'll spit my mouth out. Just a little, little, little. Yeah, the SpaceX? It turns a little cool. Yeah, it's cool. It didn't fall over this time. And of course, immediately, people make that stupid video of it landing,

playing that I'm on a boat song. I was like, I know it's going to happen. I was like, I'm already pissed off just thinking about it. And of course, it's, it's out there. You want me to memify everything instantly. Yeah. When and of course it's It's I mean to me. I'm a fire everything instantly. Yeah, why don't one of the meme died? It's getting on the mean the meme. No never will never will die. I think it will I think it's a face what I think so when are people gonna be to put like it's a One of people gonna put what we try to say

When are people gonna put what were we trying to say? One of people gonna be able to put, because we're all augmented reality will be everywhere at all times. People gonna be able to replace their face with like a version of their face that's happier than they are. Yes.

That you work to see their real face. They're all sort of fucking iPhone. Yeah, I mean Snapchat's doing like bollicking crap that is annoying. Oh yeah, the face filters. Yeah, that's really crazy. I'm already really sick of the face-wapping. Dude, I feel your pain.

I was never a fan of it to begin with, like, when it first started, because it's like, I think there's some unusual cases, like, you see people will do it with, like, a dollar bill or a cat or... Did you see the woman with the nipple? The nipple, yeah, that was probably my favorite one. Where her face is on her nipple and her nipple was the entirety of her face. So she was just doing a t-e snap shot? Yeah, it's like an update.

She put like two eyes above it, and like a little smiley face mouth, and to make it look like the nipple was the nose. It's obviously not safe. Where are the big one? Where are the big one? We drank a lot of older, more beer than here. The big one. Yes.

Barb, you're up. I help. Thank you. For you. Yeah, well, that stuff's just gonna get more and more realistic to the point where I think if everyone. I think I just think a little bit. What? You guys think a little bit. Why are we there?

I know normally I never do. But I rub some steak on you. Oh, there's a new planet. Thank you to Anthony Africano on Twitter for sending it to us. McDonald's planet. Call it for this. There's a planet covered with cats getting scared by cucumbers.

It's only about 144 lot years away. It's like the highest paid employee in NASA right now. What would be cool is to see, as you know how many planets are in the solar system, just a straight count. What a fucking basic fact that we cannot, we can't hear it, it's like if NASA goes, there's eight or nine players. Oh, not sure.

We think there's one out there. We can't, it's a really dark, it could be another son. We're not sure. It's just like on a timer. It's turned off. It could switch on any day now. Oh, no, that's just a cram on my microscope. Exactly.

You could be a whole new person. Or a smudge. Same thing, right? I would like to see a picture of Earth surrounded by everything that we know about. So put Earth in the middle, put all the planets and solar system and all that crap. But close it off at where the distance is

to the point where no one is alive, because of the light, the how long of the light? You lost me, what? Right, so some stuff is like 100 light years away. Okay. Because of the light the how long the light? You lost me what Right, so some stuff is like a hundred light years away. Okay. It takes light a hundred years to get there The longest age the highest age of a living human Okay, and then ring that off and then everything outside of that you're seeing from a time when no one on earth that is on earth was there Using the distance through space of light as time.

It would be interesting to see all the universe we know about and how much of it is light from stuff when we were alive. You know what fact blew my mind recently? Trust me, it was hard. And I forget if you guys brought this up on the podcast. The oldest person in the world, they lived in a time where no one else on this planet was alive. Oh yeah, somebody wrote that the oldest person was like,

the oldest person alive on Earth right now was born when nobody else existed that is alive today. That's just a weird thing to think about. There's like seven billion people. Yeah, that's like how every female who has a male like destroys a lion from the beginning of time of females, but it's obvious, but it's also a cool fact. Right, that's like a really crazy.

I didn't believe you at first. I really had to think about that. You really have to think about that one. So counterintuitive. Yeah, but it's just like everyone has a father and a mother, and if anybody has just one of one sex, it breaks one of those chains going all the way back to the beginning of time. Crazy or at least until sex is evolved. So I'm crazy.'s really crazy to think about be like to be able to say try Manson's God invented the earth You all got like that's crazy The whole I was here before every person on this planet. Yeah Never been like out of the job or anything though. You're like you were just out lasted every other person that yeah

When you started no, I had that I think I think if if you're the oldest person on earth You should get a prize. Like you should be able to get whatever the fuck you want. Yeah. And it should be like a thing you pass on to the next person who's the next oldest person. It's like, oh, you know, I wanna get on this plane and fly. You know, whatever crazy, like, oh, here you go.

Here's the thing that proves it. Yeah, like literally. Okay, we got it, we got it, let you do it. But some people live, they live so much longer than normal, like 120 years That they outlive several generations below them sometimes. It's crazy Yeah, like the the grandparent and the great-grandparent is missing but the great-great-grandparent is still alive My could you match me like all my grandparents are dead, but my great-great-great-grandmother still yeah What did your daughter die of? Oh, they're right. No, no,, my, my family. My grandmother lived to, she's born in 1898.

And this is crazy. She died in October of 1990. She lived three more months. She would have lived in three centuries. Oh, in that crazy. Bama. But the, the hardest part about it was she outlived her oldest daughter.

Her oldest daughter died of essentially old age. That's crazy. And people must have outlived a granddaughter in the past. It might have happened. Yeah. Probably. God, imagine that. You get a granddaughter and live longer than it

because of old age. So this is a crazy week. This is a crazy week with online stuff. And one of the craziest things, and I wish I had done more research to find out who it was. Did you guys hear about the live streamer, who was talking about, they did some kind of live stream like event that went across lots of different channels and people contributed kind of like extra

life, but it was something else. And there was a live streamer and she got on and she was drinking during your thing. And then she went on this like odd 15 minute discussion of like, okay, you need to listen to me because I'm a bio major and these kids have cancer and they're gonna die and they're meant to die. And they was like, what the fuck is she talking about? And then she goes into the long explanation how these kids with cancer are supposed to die. That's meant to happen.

And that we need to contribute to technology so that people in the future don't get cancer and the something about proteins was in there. It was fucking unbelievable. It was one of the most unbelievable things I've ever seen in my life. Justin, you were there, right? Well, you were guys were looking at it. What was the name of the streamer?

Do you remember? Legendary Leo. Legendary Leo, he's saying. Can you, can you buy any chance? Can you help Patrick pull that up so we can show some of that? It, Gavin, it's fucking nuts. It's one of the weirdest things I've ever seen on the internet. This girl on it's like, I don't know what she does the next day.

Does she wake up? I mean, we all have gotten drunk and done stupid stuff, but it's like, she did it live on the internet. I mean, she must have lost her entire follow after doing that. I, does that happen anymore? I mean, it's like, I don't know. Gosh. I have no clue.

I mean, that's just a horrible thing what losing you're following Like you lose everybody. Yeah, I'm sure you can lose a big portion of them. Oh, man. Yeah, I don't have the Audio on but I can see the video you're talking about do you have the transcript somebody had to transcribe that? I want to watch this now. Probably if you say it someone will clip you saying it, you know I Feel like we're already all of us have passed that We're fucked my search history from being this podcast is so that's her pretty girl Too bad she's dumb Do we hear it at all is that possible?

I'm assuming she was drunk and not just like Not just a fucking moron. I'm gonna have to play a little call away, call him B. Oh my, really long arms and hands. That was just the angle. You have a transcript? You have a transcript here. You give it to Gus and Gus can read it.

Yeah, I trust Gus. And Gus, we trust. I am reading a transcript. You can't do this so that it's obvious I'm reading. Children that have cancer are going to die and they're meant to die. If you get cancer and I'm not being mean, I'm not being an asshole, I think all of us know a child in their family or secondary family that has died of it. But the reason why children under the age of 10 get cancer

is because they have something genetically wrong with them. What? Um, doc. Okay, okay, yeah, here's the thing about proteins, you're saying. That just me, I'm reading it in a stupid voice so that it doesn't sound like me actually saying. That's right, it's about. That just means something really, really awful

happened during the genetic sequencing of their bodies and their fucking protein that was supposed to catch that mistake, didn't catch the mistake, and here we are, we don't have the fucking technology yet to do it, but yes, you should donate perhaps to further the research for the technology to help these kids. So what she's saying, donate to something that doesn't exist yet? It's not going to help anybody who's alive is what she's saying. And then that doesn't exist yet. It's not gonna help anybody who's alive Is what she's saying and then kids who have cancer are meant to die Don't want something doesn't exist. Yeah, she's a fucking lunatic to children who don't exist yet Yeah, she's a fucking lunatic. That is absolutely crazy. I'm gonna follow her that is pure crazy

That's crazy, and I mean it's like look I get your drunk, but it's just like I don't think I've ever been so drunk You get truthful? No, well, yeah. I don't think I've ever, I do think though, I've never gotten so drunk that I like made up shit. Like when I was super drunk that I said. Yeah, well, you did call yourself cat bug one time. Ah, yeah, that says, that would be funny.

I thought that was a funny joke. But, and then the time I told you, I was invisible. No, yeah, you said if you do this, you're invisible. Hold your jacket up by your face. I would do this, and I'd sayible. Hold your jacket up by your face. I would do this and I'd say I'm invisible. Said you're a vampire. The uh, anyway, but it's just, it's crazy. The others. Do you want to talk about

the other thing that's going on? I could talk about the other big thing. Yeah, well good. I don't know. It's going to be turning it. Turner allegations. Oh, yeah. No, I don't want too much about that. I read a little bit, um, I guess I have some of you's allegations. So he had a former girlfriend on and off girlfriend,

and I'm totally paraphrasing here, and she went on Tumblr and made allegations that were, I think, essentially three years old, that he was abusive in a relationship, physically abusive, mentally abusive, emotionally abusive, and that he had, at one point, drug-driven raktor, then she went on this whole thing about that he's got a drug problem and everything else,

and Pilar asking, like, what's our opinion of this? I mean, it's real simple for me, what my opinion is is if somebody has committed the crime, go to the cops. I mean, seriously, go to the cops, report the person, that's what the courts are there for. You know, and I know that's a difficult thing in certain situations, but it's not more difficult

than going on the internet and talking about it for sure. You know, it's like, go to the courts, do it, and the thing goes for him, if he thinks he's being falsely accused and there's a person out there falsely accusing, that's also a crime, a punishable crime, take that person to court. You know what I mean? Let the courts work this stuff out.

It shouldn't be worked out on the internet. That's not how crimes work. Did he respond to it at all? He just said he didn't do it. He gave like a minute long thing and said that he didn't do it. And then there was another girlfriend who came out and backed it up. Then there was a another girlfriend who came out and backed it up.

Then there was a third girlfriend who came out former girlfriend who said he's just a super shitty boyfriend essentially, but I don't believe in any way. As someone who was else was in these positions that this girl was describing, I don't feel like I was raped. I feel like I was taken advantage of and I regretted being with this person, you know.

But none of them really got beyond, I think, able to get a very specific detail. And also, it came with a message of, as like, stop supporting him and like, get rid of him from your life, like, unfollow him and stuff. Yeah. That was like a message in there, which I feel like if you've gone on this whole thing of truth, it would be like, we'll make your own judgment. But she was actually saying unfollowing, unfollowing, unfollowing, unsubscribed for him and stuff. And they cat, I thought the catalyst for it was interesting too in that

she saw an action figure of him being sold in a store. Oh right, I think I read it. And that was like why she wanted to come forward about it. Which is, I mean, who knows why you know, some things trigger some things in your heads and heads and other things don't, but still it's like in my opinion if someone has committed the crime against you, you should go to the police. Absolutely. And I don't think anybody still it's like, in my opinion, if someone has committed a crime against you, you should go to the police. Absolutely.

And I don't think anybody on the internet should be, you know, saying one thing about someone making an accusation or somebody else who's accused of something, that's what the courts are for. Yeah, and people are asking me of my opinion too. Yeah. Because I follow him. And I was like, yeah, but I don't know what's true.

I don't know the truth. So I don't think that's what the courts are for. Yeah, that's my new idea. Yeah. Obviously if it's true, I don't know the truth. So I don't think that's what the courts are for. That's my new idea. Obviously if it's true, screw the guy. And like I said, I have no idea. I get that that's a difficult thing for people historically when they have been victims of sexual abuse, it's hard for them to go to the court,

but the new thing is to go on the internet. That seems like so much more difficult to me. That you're putting your story out in front of millions of unchecked people who have this anonymous soap box that they can stand on as opposed to being surrounded by professional people in a court of law. Yeah. Granted, there's gonna be someone in the court of law

who is trying to prove your story wrong, but that's why you have a judge and that's why you have lawyers yourself. So that's my opinion,'s like somebody committed a crime. One way the other, go to court. Can the court grab an I-message conversation? Yes. If it ever happened, they can just be like,

let's see what they wrote. Yep, they can go back to AIM conversations. I know that for a fact. I know this appling encryption stuff, but like, if anything was texted, then that's great, I assume. I think with a subpoena, they could probably do it. Like I could, the thing, I think you're talking

about with the encryption on it, and I'm not a lawyer by any search and imagination. They can't get into that guy's phone because of a third party. However, if I had a conversation with you, Gavin, and then I made allegations against you later, I could subpoena our message because I was part of the message.

Like that's a two-way conversation between two people, and I think especially in the state of Texas, one person can record a conversation. Like if we went to like an office, in my office, I could record all the conversations in there if I wanted to, because I'm aware that recording is taking place. In some states, both parties have to be aware

for it to be admissible in court, and a Texas and only has to be one person. So even if you have an admission to a crime, if they didn't know you were recording, it doesn't count. You go ahead one more time. So it may not be admissible, like it's not a legal recording. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Because then you've committed a crime. Interesting. For not letting anyone know. The basically what I'm getting out here is like people wanna hear our opinions on it. Our opinions on crimes mean jack shit. I mean they, they, they, you shouldn't be asking people on the internet what they think about it.

You know, you should be helping victims and encouraging them to go to the authorities. We have no insight. We don't know anything about. Well, it's like it's like our opinion doesn't impact it. It's like it's not going to prove the quality of anybody's life in a crisis. Like I know what I would think if I knew the absolute truth about either. Outgright. I don't. But you don't know. That's what my opinion. I don't know what I would think if I knew the absolute truth about either it outright. I don't. But you don't know anything.

But my opinion, I don't have one. And I don't want to be put in a position where I'm into like, like, to analyze the veracity of somebody's statements on what is an absolutely horrible thing, you know. So if you do shitty things, you're a shitty person. I had the same thing with Sam Pepper when he was a little in that trouble as well. Who's going to know what your opinion is? Yeah, but I mean, there's video evidence of him evidence of him squeezing us is like he says it's not real and I don't know.

I just don't know and you never know enough about it. I also know him personally. Yeah, exactly. I've met Toby probably about five or six times in total, you know, in events in Los Angeles or like on sets or something like that. If you actually want to know, and this is an interesting compelling story to you,

I highly recommend that you go watch Phil DeFranco show from today. He knows Toby, he has employed Toby, and he went very in depth about his personal relationship with Toby. So, you know, from his perspective. So I would go do that. I'll go watch Phil's show. And I consider Phil to be one of the rational voices of reason on the internet. Yeah, smart guy. Hey, I'm like Boogie too. I like that guy. I just started watching his stuff recently.

The big guy? Yeah. I like him. I think he's just real measured. I like him more measured. What's his angry dude character? Francis. There you go.

Yeah. Which I thought that Tui was for a long time. Me too, actually. That was like the viral. Yeah. The wild character being Diliya. Before we end the podcast, I just that thought that to he was for a long time. Me too, actually that was because that was like the viral. Yeah, the wild character being do we? Before we end the podcast, I just found out that Let's Play won the Shorty Award for gaming. Hey, congratulations to everyone in the Let's Play family. Yeah, I can use that word.

What do you need to use it for? You can use it for your Vyse. Good award winning Mr. Diving Free. So they awards are what they are they started as Twitter awards Which is why they're called shorties? It's something to do with internet culture. I was confused between that one Webby and Streamy I Can never remember which one is what is online awards basically? Yeah, the webbies are the one I don't know the webbies always kind of rub me the wrong way mainly because we were in a people's Do they want you the wrong way? I was burping a little bit when I said that

Gus and I went back in the day. Gus remember this too. We were up for a people's choice award I think it was a three or four. Yeah, I was like oh three or four. We were up against the onion for the humor category and Red versus blue that year 2003 we were like we were like the Red versus Blue that year, 2003, we were like, we were like the big viral sensation that year. And the onion though had won the humor award from the webbies every single year for like eight years in a row. But we were beating them like 70% to 30%. And then they turned off the visibility of the voting for 24 hours. And it came on and we lost. And it was like for three weeks, we were winning. They turned off the visibility of the voting for 24 hours. And it came on and we lost. And it was like for three weeks we were winning.

They turned it, I mean, 24 hours. I mean, it had 12 hours. Quite what they even turned it off. Yeah, they made it not visible for a little while and then all of a sudden the onion beets. They made up like 40% to beat us. Interesting. And we just like, bullshit.

And by that point, we actually, we actually got really turned off to awards for a really long period of time after that. Because remember, we asked the audience to vote for us, both of that. And by that point, we actually got really turned off to awards for a really long period of time after that, because remember we asked the audience to vote for us and stuff like that, and after that, we're like, we're never asking our audience to do anything like that again. And it didn't forever.

We didn't participate in anything. But awards are a great way to first stuff to get discovered, and I think that's super important to Let's Play right now because they're launching the Let's Play network. People are finding out about all these fucking awesome organizations that are coming together to make Let's Play. That's perfect. They're the useful people in that industry and for people who are trying to prove themselves

useful to certain governments and stuff like that. Like you. And you know Jeff, you know Jeff too because I mean some word ceremony. So he's like, he's like, do I have to go into this? I said, no, you don't. I said, here's how your night will go. You're gonna be sitting in a chair waiting to find out if you won or not through a horrible fucking ceremony.

One of the worst nights of your life. Then you'll have like a 30 seconds of like adrenaline where am I gonna win this or not, neither you will or you won't. And then you'll get up and make a one minute speech. And that's it. And then it's another two hours after that where you're sitting in your chair waiting for the goddamn thing to wrap up. But at the end of it, you'll get up and make a one minute speech, and that's it, and then it's another two hours after that where you're sitting in your chair, waiting for the goddamn thing to wrap up.

But at the end of it, you'll have a trophy and that'll live on yourself for the rest of your life. You know, that'll be a good thing. And they won, so. One more thing I wanted to mention before we wrap up is we're gonna be at PAX East next weekend, not this weekend, but next weekend, right? I'm Bethany Mehta, a journal about it on the website.

We have a brand new huge booth. We're gonna be debuting and A bunch of a bunch of different people out there. So 50 by 50. It's a 50 by 50 booth. It's like bigger than like the Intel booths It's it's absolutely massive. How do you think Meg 64 feels about that? Because we used to be side by side with them now. It's just, where are you? Yeah, well, we'll have to find them. See where you're at. You're like, sub-cell, you'll be in the space. She just attached them onto us.

Can they be like in the back corner of us? I wouldn't be surprised. Like, we're gonna find them, like, trying to sell their shirts in our booth. They have to fucking chase them out. They're too hard to secure your hacking mount. Listen, you fucking prick so over there. Here, I'll just like bash and out of Mega 64.

I mean, I hate him because they're not funny and terrible. What you guys are fucking arrogant pricks. All right, well let's wrap this up. Store sale? Store sale going on till Wednesday till the 13th. You said code RT 13 for 13% off all merch. Or you can also use code mega 64 sucka butt. That also works. What point do we suck off the whole percent off thing? Like it's gonna get out of hand eventually, right? I think it's probably, it could go to like 75 years or something. Yeah, but you don't gonna give 75% off.

Once people stop making the fucking joke about it, 100% of what's going on. How do you do those meg 64 hats, do you think they've sold? That has to be their best selling product. It is an awesome hat. All the all time. Which hat? That's the hat.

Everybody has. That fucking flat brim. It is an awesome hat. All of all time. Which hat? That's the hat. That's the hat. Everybody has. That fucking flat brim. Flippin' it's like a... Japanese, whatever it is hat. What does it say on it? I don't even know. I assume megastix four.

It was like what? Cantonese? You know what the hat is? You have the cat. So why don't we do one? I use a cat. It's not a cat, a cat. There's a funhouse snapback that we have.

Rooster Chinese 64. Still it. Rooster Chinese 64. Still it. Rooster Chinese 64. All right, let's wrap up. What do you wanna wrap up? I wanna wrap up this podcast. So, okay, I wanna congratulate you on your participation award in the great stake-off.

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