Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Sax Machine Plays On - #458

Episode Date: September 19, 2017

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In-Eek-no, preference-no, priority, no particular order, brought to you equally by all of those people. Well, I said malteseers first. I'll use them a little more. I'm Gus. I'm Brandon. I'm Barbara. I am also Gus.

No, I'm Gus. You're not Gus. I'm Bernie. We recorded something. No, you couldn't handle being Gus. I think I could. No. Very easily actually handling Gus.

Brandon gave the most demotivating presentation at the all hands meeting today. It was amazing. Yeah. It was like a dark cloud is said to. And literally at the end of it, you said, because now the company's so big, we have a microphone and a little speaker, like a Mr. microphone. Where's that speaker?

Where does it live? I see them, it's over there somewhere. I see it. Isn't it just for the live stream so people could hear on the live stream what we're saying? Is that what it is? No, I was sitting like so far away. I needed to, I needed the mic to hear.

Maybe a little bit of both then. But Brandon has the mic and he says at the end, and I don't have anything positive to say. So I didn't want people to confuse this as a suggestion. It's really like, do not do this. I don't know if you want to talk about what it was. What's the big thing? So it wasn't.

It's a good photo. You don't know if you want to talk about what it was specific. So it's not. It's not about us. You didn't want them to confuse them and make them think it was a suggestion? Yeah, because sometimes like, hey guys, you know what I mean? We have access to all the stock footage, which is really great. It's wanting you to know that it's not really that good for you to have your own nightmares.

Really like, don't do this. Because something came up last week where we had to track down a stock image. And it was a nightmare because I went to a regular account and I couldn't find it. And at first I'm like, man, did I fuck up? Did I create a different account for a different project and fucking up?

Who fucked up? I'm not gonna name names. Yeah, you are? No, I'm not. Are they fired? I cannot name names. Was it me? No, it wasn't me.

Why, because you don't know the name? No, no, no, no, no, no. I went on to find out from our rep that there were like 12 people who had their own stock. Name knows now. Give me one name. Uh, I will say it because he does not use it or he hasn't used it in a long time, but Reisinger. Oh, what did you do? But he hasn't used it in a long time.

So it's really not, it's not critical of him. I would say it's critical. I would. You got it. You brought it up. Byber what you vote, critical critical of him. I would be critical. I got credit I brought it up by what you vote critical not critical Extremely critical fucking rising your get it is not no I didn't want to name somebody who is actually really really at fault We respect for John. No, you're not worried you're going to affect this career.

No, I just don't. He gets it. So who's somebody that's really at fault? I don't. I can't. I can't name that. Have any of us got it? No, none of you were registered.

We're all good. I use the stock stuff we're supposed to. Yeah, no, thank you. Yeah, for the one video I edit, which is my vlog every month. Hey, well first of all, guys, I know how you feel. I feel like if you're using stock photography

or footage, you're already a quinter. Yeah, I'm there. Go out and fucking fill in with yourself. Take a photo. Yeah. It's music for me. Start with music. Make a music.

Make a music. Yeah, it's not that hard. If you ever have to go anymore expensive. If you have to wait the rest of us do it, steal it off YouTube. I feel like you were part of it, was that Brandon? To hold your camera on your phone up to your monitor, you really can't tell.

No, go ahead. Brandon, my favorite part was that Brandon gave this little speech from like the dark depths of the room. Like he was in the background, everything was dark and you were, it's like your face just came out of the shadow to give that speech. Yeah, it was, there was no glamour behind the speech.

There was nothing, nothing to be proud of. It's literally like, guys don't, because this, I mean, we get it. That's cute. What is that? This is the, Cam-Camp, Cam-Camp, platypus. Did you guys see that the voice of Rocky from Rocky and Bullwinkle died?

Oh, really? Yeah, the couple weeks go, right? I don't know. I saw it in the, in like, in memoriam. No more squirrel and mousse. No more squirrel and mousse? It don't know. I saw it in the in like in memoriam no more It's summer I saw such a show all the time. I was so into Natasha's accent when I was a kid. Oh great. I shaped you step forward We really shape what for you like a boner? Yeah, like you know your opinion like seriously Honestly, God you don't have that somebody growing up that you were like this is the first pretty person

There actually shapes everybody that you pursue in life after that. You don't have that guys. I don't think so. I'm just looking to be like, I'm weird. I'm chasing Marsha Brady in my whole life, basically. Marsha Marsha Marsha Marsha. Yeah, I was like, over time, like when you were with a girl,

you're just like trying to be sexy. I'm like, hey, call me, call me Boris. I know, I like Russian accents. Yeah. Moose and squirrel. Whenever I think of voice actors and voice actresses and classic cartoons like that, it makes me think of that episode of The Simpsons where they do Pucci and

A Homer meets the woman who supposedly did the voice of Roadrunner. She goes, yeah, you know me and he goes, don't you mean meet me? There's no they only paid me to say it once and they looped in The stock clip the thing the Pucci episode is one of the best episodes of the Simpsons. It's a good one. Somebody used that just recently. My planet needs me. Somebody used that first car moochie who was the communications director at the White House for like a week. 10 days. 10 days.

Thank you. They did the my planet needs me and they pulled them out. You guys, it was gone so fast. I think it didn't shut down his company or leave his company to do that job. You know, I think that's what you're supposed to do when you go into positions of power in the government. Like Jimmy Carter, president before Reagan, he had a peanut farm. He had a peanut farm.

Exactly. Yeah, he had a peanut farm. That was just a guess. Why the fuck did you guess peanut farm? Well, I thought it was the thing of his dad was a peanut farmer and, you know, Rose and gave Jimmy a, you know, a life. I didn't really see, I don't remember, he was a,

don't get mad. He was so weird. That's certainly like a Ken Burns documentary there in the middle. No, he had a peanut farm. And he put it into some kind of trust or escrow where it was removed from him as president. And this has come up because obviously

our current president, president Donald Trump Trump has a number of different businesses, which he's still actively operating while the president of the United States. So I don't think it's a mandatory thing, clearly. But you normally do that when you go and become the president. Well, there's like a head off all the comments that you're gonna get now for that statement. It's supposedly in a blind trust being run by his sons,

but it's not really set up as appropriately as a correct blind trust. And they're all white supremacists. Just to be clear, we want to avoid all the comments. Just to be clear. And they hired a new person this week. She a PewDiePie. It was really weird.

Not even an American. Felix. They have very similar ideologies. No, who? What is that? So that woman from ESPN who called Trump a white supremacist on her personal Twitter account, but whatever. And then she got yelled at, she apologized with, she apologized for calling the white supremacist.

And I guess she's trying to keep her job. That must have been the hardest fucking tweet in the world to write. I would imagine. I would be surprised that she wrote that herself. Or just even like posting it or whatever. It's just like that must have been a fucking bitter pill. I guess you just think big picture. You're like, well, me taking this,

it's not gonna make a fucking difference. I have a new career goal now. Which is to make someone do something that they wanna do even less than that woman doing. We got it, I'll leave. But yeah. Yeah, you know, it's really, the weird thing is that I'm gonna go

off fill a bunch of stock footage. She's not here. She literally had to take the rest of the day off after like one o'clock. Why? Because she's just, she's exhausted. And she's all bruised. Are you calling her lazy, Bernie?

You calling her out like this? Yeah, this is the British work ethic. She needs to stop. Tea time bringing that dog. Oh, really? What's wrong with the dog? Oh, Gus. Cause we will say Gus.

Damn it, yeah. It's just because of the name. She walked it around like before the all hands and we were like, Gus, Gus, like what? Oh, Gus. Cause people say Gus. Damn it, yeah. It's just because of the names. You walked it around like before the all hands and we were like, Gus, Gus, like what? Gus, I get it. I think Gus is mad because there's a Gus in town that people like way better than you. That's not true.

Would you be better if we call them Gus the dog that we just like, Joe the cat? What if we like, fit new treats and petted you and stuff like that? I would keep that. Never owned swooned over you. If we're gonna do that Bernie, you wanna make the announcement in the next hall hands meeting? Change it. Let's guess real quick. If keep that. I would keep that. I would never want to swoon over you. No.

If we're going to do that, Bernie, you want me to make the announcement in the next hall hands meeting? Change it. Let's guess real quick. If we had to give Gus a treat and Gus, you can tell us who gets closest. If we had to put like a jar of something on our desk at the treat.

Sikila. Whoa, Gus, do you have a big jar of tequila? I don't have a jar of tequila. What would you have, Brandon? Sweet potatoes. Oh, no, I lied. I lied. It would be.

You like sweet potatoes? No, I'm gonna let everyone answer before I do. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not. I'm gonna let everyone answer before I answer. Yeah, thank you guys. It would be a bunch of burgers. Just plate of burgers. Okay, so you got me there. I was gonna say, not full cheeseburger, so that seems weird as a treat, but like sliders from water burger. I would give you.

If it would water burgers made it slider, I would put it. Yeah, water burger, right? What would be your ultimate treat? I think of the three things I'm gonna stick with tequila for you. Okay. It is, I would pick burgers. You know why?

I fucking hate sweet potatoes. Why would you hate potatoes? I knew you either love it or hate it. No, Gus always gave me shit whenever I order sweet potato fries. If I love potato fries, should not be a thing. No, sweet potato fries. But sweet potato fries are not like sweet potatoes. Sweet potatoes are dope.

Yeah. Popolola fork, but boom. 400 degrees an hour with a potato. Wait, are you sitting on sweet potato fries too? Right? I'm just looking for a sweet potato. Let's eat a fucking potato.

We already got the superior potato the potato. You're right. There's a lot of food. Wow. Listen to you busing that out the white potato. Get the yellow thing. The orange potato. It's I'm a white potato supremacist. I'm not ashamed. I'll have to do my Twitter profile. That particular set of eyes and mouth got removed from Mr. Potato Head. The white supremacist potato. You know the HR department is writing your apology letter right now, yes.

Doesn't Mr. Potato have had one of those most such as this? You guys, I bet you could not see him up if you really worked at it. Just put his arm up this way. Wow. I believe the most. I've got a drum a little bit. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going he does, I bet you could Nazi him up. If you really worked at it. Just put his arm up this way. Wow, I believe the most. I've got to drum a little bit of the mustache off. You know what, I don't hear often though, with the rise of Nazism, like we actually see people wearing Nazi arm bands now. I hear a lot about like white supremacy

and things like that associated with Nazism. What I don't hear about a lot about is Barbara, the Jewish community, really fucking go nuts about this. And I would think that if any community would be really vocal about the rise of Nazism in the US, it would be Jewish community. I would think so. Am I just missing it? I feel the exact same way as you do. I am actually shocked with how little I've heard from the Jewish community.

And I didn't actually didn't think about it to like right now. I don't know if they're just like, well, this is your problem now. We dealt with this, you know, like 70 years ago. Barbara's Jewish by the way, this is totally fine, that you made that. Yeah, maybe they don't bring their community up in the national dialogue since most people are talking about Hispanic and African Americans. They're just kind of like, let's just sit this one out. There's also not a lot of Jews in the world anymore. I think the last dad I saw, there was like 15 million at this left. Wow. Wow.

And the stat from the World War II is that six million died in World War II. So think about just like, what do we now? Would you say were three generations removed from World War II? Probably. Yeah. My family's messed up. Give it to me. Because we have long generations in my family. or two, so think about just like, what do we now? Would you say where three generations are moved from World War II? Probably. My family's messed up. Give it to me. Because we have long generations in my family.

My dad had, my dad had the kid at 45, so. My dad was born in 1930. Wow. Yeah, not crazy. His mother was born in 1898. Fuck. Like my grandmother. Your grandmother was born in 1898.

I know, my grandmother was born. It makes me sound like I'm a thousand years old Yeah, I have to go home and get my coffee like cover my soul dirt take my immortal map her apology tweet was She wrote so to address the elephant in the room hashtag fax is like a little scree It's a little screenshot of text it, my comments on Twitter expressed my personal beliefs. My regret is that my comments and the public way

I made them painted ESPN in an unfair light. My respect for the company and my colleagues remains unconditional. That's a fair, that's a fair, I didn't know that. That's a good apology. Yeah, I think I just read the headline on that one. So that's a good apology. It's saying sorry on behalf of ESPN.

I got to change my career goal now. I gotta find something that somebody else didn't want to do really bad and make somebody in my life do that. I gotta figure it out. You're already making it, L.A. You're life hard. She, uh, I was gonna say what we talked about this earlier. The weird thing is I started as kind of like a joke. Like here's this hundred pound British girl and I'm gonna make her do all this silly stuff. She, she's really fucking good at all this stuff. It's crazy.

Like, she goes into training, she comes out of training with like Navy SEALS now. She's been Navy SEALS this week, that's why. That sounds weird. She was the Navy SEALS, so she's super tired, you guys. But, she, yeah, she, they were all, everyone's impressed. Like, she's gonna come out like a piece of steel out of this thing. It's gonna be awesome.

They're tempering her, you're forging her. And y'all are doing a whole third now. Ellie 2.0, It's gonna be awesome. They're tempering her, you're forging her. And y'all are doing a whole 30 now. Ellie 2.0. What's that? You're doing whole 30 now too, right? Oh my God. Yeah. I think she fell out though.

Did you fall out? No, I'm pretty good. I did a thing where we were making fun of Sophie and I put my foot in my mouth, where Sophie was saying that I couldn't do the whole 30. I was making fun of her for all the stupid shit she does. Yeah. And she said, she goes, well, you couldn't even do it.

And I was like, I could do whole 30. So I did it, Ashley's doing it and Ellie's doing it. Because it was basically on the podcast. I did the one-on-one with Ashley where we all came up with it. And so it's, Ashley and I have a benefit because we're together all the time and we can cook food together.

But when I travel, it's fucking way harder. Yeah. Because you're gonna basically only eat stuff that's one ingredient. You can only eat like steak or apple. Or- What's off limit? I know alcohol's off limit. Al- I'm 100% on no alcohol.

You're hard for an easy free, you don't drink very much. That's true, I don't drink a lot. Which I was just hanging out with Jeff for a long time too. And he lost something like 35 pounds? It was 40, yeah. Yeah, mainly just by not drinking. And it's like, I almost wish I could do that, you know what I mean? I could just cut off drinking to do it.

But it's the fact that he was able to do this fucking crazy. Uh, yeah, no dairy, no alcohol, no grains of any kind. They were getting the nutritionists on the internet were getting after me about it for being a irresponsible diet to talk about. Yeah, you need them to go good carbs. Good carbs? I eat fucking sweet potatoes. I eat those. Those good carbs in there.? I eat fucking sweet potatoes. I eat those.

Those good carbs in there. It's just, you're paying a carotene, Gus. You have no beta carotene life. Maybe that's why you should just grumpy, Gus. Where else do you get that carotene, right? What? You can get that carotene, right? You would think.

Yeah. Why, why, Barbara? Why would you think you can beta carotene? Don't know. Don't know. What's the selfie you have on today? It's reminiscent of something. Is it? You can bait a carrot team. Don't know, not, don't know. Ha ha ha. What's the selfie you have on today? That's pretty potato.

It's reminiscent of something. Kale. Is it? I feel like it is. I'm just wearing a hat. No, but it's a shirt too. This shirt? Are you thinking of the hat from like 11 Little Roosters?

I might be. Oh, it kind of does. And then the red and white is like. That's what I thought. That's what I said in nice hat earlier. Oh. Oh, I see. 11 Little Roosters nominated for a streaming. It is. The fuck who did it? Who the fuck did we sleep with to get that?

See autumn from sugar pine seven's gonna get a tattoo Lead that poor girl alone Wait, would would she would she do she said if her tweet got to 10,000 retweets, she would tattoo the name of one of the sugar pine seven cast members on her butt. And sure enough, I think that like 11.5 retweets right now. Her account's been suspended. Oh, why? Did you block her?

No, I, I just tried to go to her Twitter account and it says account suspended. Oh, probably because she got like a lot of retweets for the capacity. This account is been suspended. Learn more about why Twitter suspends accounts or return to your timeline. Uh oh. Let me see. She started the poll yesterday to figure out

who's a free autumn. What happened? Did she show her butt? I still see it on my phone. No, I'm just saying like, he's not the real. Come on. Is it the professional?

Nope, just the reason why they banned it. It looks like Alfredo is the winner So she'll be getting Alfredo tattooed on her butt Alfredo over there. I'm sorry Oh, I mean it's she might be Alfredo not their assistant. She's underscore rough house not rough house Yeah, that's I was looking at the wrong one getting Alfredo's name tattooed. Yep. I think she could do his face too because he's handsome He's very one of's very. He's very handsome. He's definitely like the most attractive member of the sugar bun. I think she had some wishful thinking in her poll. One of the options was her own name. It was autumn. It was yeah. It was the one that received at least a amount of votes. I bet people were like, no.

I know. It was a close that. I mean, if you're getting a novelty tattoo, the butts were to do it. Yeah. You know, not many people are gonna see that. Well, that yours. Now, let's see. You know, what's that but? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, a novelty tattoo. Another place to get that is nowhere.

That's the way to do it. Don't get a novelty tattoo. You're just gonna novelty, Trampstamp. Why not? What's the worst thing that I have? Barbers got a tattoo now. I do, yeah. I need to get it fixed up.

It looks really shitty. I have a lot of people think it's like a string or like a Sharpie mark. I don't see it, they post it on it. I don't think they showed it in the documentary, but when Griffin was giving Michael his heart tattoo, I walked up and there wasn't. I think it was in there, wasn't it?

I picked the table. Yeah, no, it's in there. Oh yeah. She gives you the look of dead. Oh, is that in there? She gave me a look that was like, it would have wilted a plant or a tree It was amazing. Oh, why did you pull it away just as they showed it? I'm trying to there this there this little see-go

Seagulls right there's seagulls right in Monty's thing. I was assuming we're seagulls It's whatever I was just a bird. I think I was a kid. I just that's how I just your seagulls Yeah, like when you draw on seagulls when you're a kid? You just draw the beach, you have a sun in the sky, with sun glasses on, that's, I always do that. That's class of kids. I always do that. Yeah. When will you just sit down and just board,

you just draw one? You never draw the kids. You never have like art and kindergarten or first grade? Oh yeah, no, I forgot about that. He trained as a Russian spy. You never just sat in Drew as a kid? Never sat in Drew. No, no, no, my fourth day.

Did not enjoy that. Maybe that's why I blocked it. My brother. Never sat in Drew. No, no, no, my forte did not enjoy that. Maybe that's why I blocked it. My brother was way better than me. Oh, wow. I've always envy people who can draw. People who can draw and people can sing. Fuck those people. Fuck everyone with talent.

I know, right? What are they doing, Barbara? How did they get it? Fuck him. Where did they, like, fuck? Yeah. I feel like I don't have a, I've said this before. I don't have a correct connection to my hands.

Like, if I sit down to try to draw something, it's like my hand goes and does its own thing. Like that doesn't look anything like what I was trying. What are you doing? Stop. My kids are not old enough. I literally had this conversation with my kids. I said, look, here's where we break this down.

You need to learn to play an instrument. Like play the guitar or play the piano, okay? You need to learn how to do your own music. You gotta make daddy some money. No, you just gotta do one of those things. Your life will be a measurably easier if you can just learn to play guitar or learn to play piano. But even if you don't do it professionally,

your life will be easier, you'll be better off. And they're like, oh, you don't wanna do that or whatever, it's like, I just fine. I just, we're gonna remember, I told you this. So it's like later in life, you're not gonna be like, where do you teach me learning to make me learn piano? I think it's, I know that's coming. I did like later in life, you're not gonna be like, what do you teach me when you say, make me learn piano? And because I know that's coming. I did that to my parents, you know?

And it's just like, you're decision that you have, you have made this decision. I gave you the advice, your life would be way easier if you would play the piano or play the guitar. So why an instrument? Out of all the skills you could get. As opposed to what, like Kung Fu? What'd you say, like, like?

Is it hot in here in my nuts? It's pretty warm. I could say the value of a piano, but I play clarinet and saxophone. No, but no. No, no, no. You played clarinet and saxophone? You're not.

Why am I just finding this out? You know what? Can you still do it? Do we have a clarinet or a saxophone? It might be a rid... Get out of it. I might have a sax in the office. It's just hard to know.

It's like, what kind of saxophone did you play? It's like 20 seconds to suck that read, man. Make it good. That's the worst part of it. What kind of saxophone did you put like 20 seconds to suck that read man make a good? That's the worst part of it What kind of saxophone did you play? alto Tenor or tenor's the cool one so when we play alto as well Alta sex yeah, I'm you guys should bond over that. I just haven't played it and since I was like eighth grade Also, you can't bust out of sax or clear it. I'd like a campfire or something

I'm not you can't bust out a sax or a clear it at like a campfire or something like that. Not that you can bust out a piano You get the one with the stupid straw with the elbow elbow All of this you need something that you could play that you could sing at the same time Yeah guitar or whatever, but or even if you can't sing I Think like I just think your life's easier if you can play the piano And if you're at a party someone's hit sound is our playing the piano. It's like no come on or if right Yeah, cool, too. Your face has to make like a good expression not like a trumpet. We are Like that's how everyone thinks of dizzy Gillespie right is like his cheeks like shooting out with a trumpet in his mouth

Inflate your cheeks. Could I do that every day and get my cheeks right? Do I can try to film? I'd be like a chipmunk and just inflate them. You can store food in there? Some blew my mind the other day, and I wish we could pull up the gift, but I tried to show it to Ashley

and I couldn't find it again. This blew my fucking mind. Somebody had a puffer fish and they pulled it out of the water and it was puffed and then a deep puffed, but it basically just opened its mouth and water shot. Oh, yeah, I saw. And it just watered and watered and water came out. Of course, it inflates with water, right?

Of course, but I never... I think I had the exact same reaction. It was just seeing it like expel all the water. I was like, oh, they're filled with water, not air. And it's of course, that's the case. And then I speak in a fish and something you don't think about. You know that really ugly fish, where they call it like the blob fish or something?

Oh, right. That, you know, they say it's like the ugliest fish in the ocean. That's not what it looks like. Yes. That it lives at such an extreme depth of the ocean that by the time it comes up to the surface, it's decompressed. So it's like, it's practically exploded. So you've seen like an exploded version of it.

So it's like, if you look it up, you can see what that fish actually looks like at depth. And it looks like a normal fish. So basically any of one of those fish that you've seen, you're just seeing a horrible explosion. Brian is here with my favorite. Oh my god, with my favorite. Brian little he has two cases.

Brian beam, he is here with two cases. Who is that? And they are musical instruments. You might remember Brian See B. Do we have a handheld? He's part he's part of the hottest jazz trio or jazz duo. Excuse me duo for relationships of goals Yeah, I've got a couple sacks is here Brandon. Do you have an unused read? What do you worried about Brian Brian Let me see what I have

Look at that he does what's he worried about far I want to start on a new What kind of sex tone is that Brian? I have an alto and a tenor do you play out? Yeah, tenors a different scale. Yeah, what is that? What is that? It looks like I'm not entirely sure what shape this is into I want a popsicle Yeah, the tenors the different scale. Yeah, what is that? What is that? I'm not entirely sure what shape this is into I want a popsicle. You can't have popsicles. What's going on over there? But you want to give it actually one can burn you the read actually this listen seriously. How much is a read Brian? Two or three bucks two or three bucks Matt had a reading his saxophone in college and I

Just might have been drinking and one day I got I'm good. I got his saxophone in college and I just might have been drinking. And one day I got, I'm good, I'm good. I got his saxophone out and was like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Read it was I then I come to find out. It's like just something you were placing it costs five bucks. No, it's a commitment man You got a so it's not just like like I'm not gonna be as good as I could be because I'm just sucking Here we go already already Well, did you expect it to be good at this? Yes. Oh my god. I can't wait to hear this. I want to hear I want to hear like some sexy saxman Thanks man. Fuddle, fuddle.

That was good. I'm not sure how it's gonna work with that, but we'll see. I'm so excited right now. I kind of half said it as a joke. I didn't think we would actually, anyone would actually have an instrument. You guys give me a couple of amazing things.

We'll give you a great, we want you at your best. We are not gonna rush you. Do you wanna get like a internet tour? What, what, what, why don't I do a read, while I'll do my own read on that. Oh, no. So, allow me to suck on this read. So, I wanna to say thanks to Maltesers for sponsoring this episode of RT podcast Maltesers are now in the United States and to celebrate we're gonna be playing a game of mini Cornhole with some

Maltesers to see who's a better cornhole player I was gonna play with Brandon, but he's a little preoccupied so barbie when I place them in your cornhole with me So go and check out Maltesers on Instagram at Instagram.com slash Maltesers and give them a follow. And I got some Maltesers back. You want a Malteser bird? He can't. Oh no, you can't. I can't unfortunately right now. I can't because one of the things I can have is sugar. So although thank you for tenting me with the delicious candy that I love. Okay. K. Bernale one for you. Stop. You're the worst. Thank you. Okay, okay, Bernielli won for you. Stop.

You're the worst. Thank you. I think that backwards. I'm gonna hire somebody that could just like, just insert this in my mouth back and forth. Let me finish this please before you start saying gross things. Move the beer. Okay.

That's probably a good idea. And the fork that Bernie gave me before the show. Let's just do a full beer. We'll work your five each. We'll work your during the free show. Wait, turn your so it's like actually, there you go. Say, wait, wait, wait, what rules first? We're just gonna do five each.

Five each, whoever gets in the hole. Whoever gets the most in the hole. Okay, you go first. That was close, that's pretty good. But that was terrible. That was probably one of the worst those I've ever seen. One thing you said was good. It's because the talk was a little stuck on my hand.

Oh, we get another game up. My angle is so close. So far, Barbara's got the closest. So unless you get one in, Barbara was five. So let's keep going till whoever gets one. There's gonna be multisers all over the set. Like, it's a bad thing. Correct. All right.

Why did you get these little things, by the way? Yeah, we're just giving them. Broadcast giving them. Oh. My angle. Why do we pick- Why do we pick athletic games when we are the least athletic people on the planet? Big round of applause to Gus.

Anyway, thanks to multi users for sponsoring us and this is, I wouldn't call this athletic. Yes, I'm thinking of Jack level athletic. I'm sitting here thinking, what's the game you're good at? I know a barber's going to say she's good at. I'm way better than barber at this game. Dude, she's going to try to say she's better than the player. What's the game we play in bars?

I feel like even a bar with you and forever. But like when we go out, nope, what's the other game we play? Airhawk. I'm way better than you at it. What's a good bar game that you play? PUBG? PUBG can get out of here.

You can't say a video. What are you good at? Fuseball. You're a good fuseball? Yeah. Hey, fuseball. What game are you talking about? Oh good You don't remember so I'm the best person that I know in the game

Where you take the ring on the string and you try to hook it? Okay, see you don't even remember Barbara. I know you didn't even remember the thing I'm so good at it that I Shut the fuck up. I knew you're gonna say that I don't know if a lot of people who don't live in Austin know what that game is I actually learned that in the Bahamas of all places. And I was super excited to see it in Austin. I was gonna say, is it an American game, but. The game we're describing is there's a little hook on the wall,

like just a normal, like little eye hook. Like a metal hook. Yeah, a metal hook, not an eye hook, but yeah, a little metal hook. And then you have a string, a very long string with a ring, a metal ring attached to it. And you stay in back, probably like 10 feet, 12 feet. Oh no, like five feet, five six feet. Is that what you're gonna do? Give me so. And then you swing it like a pendulum, you try to hook it on the hook. That's easy 10 feet, 12 feet. Oh no, like five feet, five six feet. Is that what you're doing?

Give me so. And then you swing it like a pendulum, you try to hook it on the hook. That's easy possible. Very simple game. Super impossible. So good at it. Barber will admit I'm the best person

that she knows of playing this game. He's not. He's not, he's actually a shit at it. I personally, I personally like it because what it's, I have an advantage because when I'm playing, I'm sitting there playing and Barbara takes turns with me. But in between, every time Barbara takes a turn,

some dude comes up and hits on her. So it's like this constant distraction. I think the last time I was at a bar that had this game, I was like doing it. And like I would like hook it and then I would do it some more. And of course, a guy would come along every time I'm like not getting it on and he goes, you know what I mean, help you with that.

Oh, go. And I'm like, I don't actually, and he'd like come up behind me. And not getting it on, and he goes, you know what I mean, help you with that. Oh, go. And I'm like, I don't actually, and he'd like come up behind me. He'd be like, so what you want to do is just sweep him like, fuck off. I mean, Mansplain gave me. I think Brandon is ready here. Brandon, what song are you? She's in the space.

She's in the space. I was just looking at her. I was just looking at her. I was just looking at her. I was just looking at her. I was just looking at her. I was just looking at her. I was just looking at her. I was just looking at her. I was just looking at her. I was looking at her. Let us try to guess. Hot cross buns. Let the music flow through you.

Sex foam works. Why wouldn't it work? Because we're at you I'll take it. Take it That was way better than I was expecting Brandon So impressed that's good man, you busted that out. I mean like muscle memory. I guess it's it really it's just all the plot's back there. I'm so impressed. That was good, man. You busted that out. I mean, like muscle memory, I guess. It's just all the read. You just got to get the right amount of suck. Brian, do you want to regale us with something real? Let me put my tenor together.

All right, here. You just get another sex together. That's great. We got fucking a musical episode of the Rishi podcast. What can you play? I actually used to play the piano, but only by ear. But only by ear. Yeah. Guys, anything you?

I took guitar lessons for like a year, when I was like 10 or 11. Yeah. I tried to learn the guitar and I gave up after about a month. Yeah, we pissed. Well, my fingers are double jointed. So every time I would try to press down, my fingers would like bend backwards. Yeah, it's so cool. It was hard to like really get a good grip on it. You're a freaking way. Yeah a lot of way.

I know it's an excuse and lots of people who are double-jointed but I gave up because of that. Is that what it is? Excuse me. I gave up because I couldn't and it was a brief amount of time. I felt like I should hold the guitar the other way. Like lefty style? Yeah I felt like I should strum with my left and work the fret with my right is what I thought. Why didn't you just try that? I should have tried to sit over it back. Oh, they told me I shouldn't.

You know, it's weird thing, there used to be a period in time. I don't think I'm left handed in anything, but there used to be a period in time where if you were left handed, they would try to train it out of you. I know people that their parents were trained not to be a period of time where if you were left-handed, they would try to train it out of you. I know people that their parents were trained not to be left-handed.

Yeah, yeah, it was a weird thing. What's up, buddy? Oh, Brandon looked for the mic, he looked behind him. He was just on an R- I didn't know that, I was like something's missing. I wasn't sure what was going on. I was like something is not right. It's good you realized that though.

Yeah. It's kind of key to the podcast is the microphone. It's like the number one required. And apparently laptops. Like what did I what Memo did I miss? You missed the memo that Gus has been using a laptop for the last couple of years. Actually, you used to not use laptops. It used to only be Bernie. And then you I was in order to get more involved with Twitter and keep up with with with the tweet. I concentrate on keeping up with the car station that we're having on the podcast with each

other. I'm interested in communicating with the community because without the community, we're really nothing barbed. But do three out of four of us need to be communicating? I don't know what the fuck they're doing. I just have stuff for reference if I need it. I mean, usually I have it when you're not here, but I guess I don't really. I've also got my killer ad reads.

Do we have the Apple TV setup? Can we do we should do have shared? Okay, do you guys have my my feed right now? Oh God, please know. Can we see it? Don't do it. I think I see a thumbs up in the control room. Oh, he said brand out That was me with a sex Look at you got a cummerbund on and everything. Yeah, I was first. I'm not proud of it Yeah, you you had the photo readily available. No, no, no, I'm not proud of it. Yeah, you had the photo readily available. No, no, no, I texted my mom and she sent it.

She took a photo of it. That's cute. Oh, that's when I had the mustache and I look, oh, thank God, you can't see it. I can see it. That's great. Good thing I didn't have the orange highlights. Oh, did you have frosted tips?

I tried to, I tried to be cool and do red. It just came out orange. That was already a nerd. You got some frosted tips now. Do I really? Well, they're like gray. Mm. I just kidding.

No, she's not kidding. She says she's just kidding, but it's totally there. We all see it. It's OK. Are you paranoid at all about going gray? No, I'm not. You know, whatever happened. My accelerates.

As long as I have my hair, I'm not going to lose it, because I have so much of it. I'm all right. I feel brand out. Yeah, here we go. This point, I can't really complain about it not gonna lose it because I have so much of it. I'm all right. I thought I'd go brand out. Yeah, here we go. Like at this point, I can't really complain about it. Oh, it's got the way of going. I'm just gonna belt it out.

I have my hair. We're right here. Oh, book, he busted out the relationship goals wig too. Who is that man? Get up here, right thing the light. God that's so attractive. It sounded about they both sounded about the same right? Yeah It's so attractive to watch somebody do something like that isn't it? It's just like what is it? Absolutely. Yeah, what is it? Are you turned on? We turned on when I was playing a little bit Really? Well, I'm the people do well. What about like people watching me play pub G is it the same?

What it's like like like to me or to motto. Do you know I haven't played pub G in like two months now I could be an entirely different game when I go very very no idea what the game is foggy Scenarios I heard this it's awesome. The Tommy gun is now a drop time I'm gonna stop they added a mini 14 which I'm super happy about the mini 14 is really overpowered right now Is it you want to explain it for people who don't know the game? It's, we've talked about it. Everybody has to know my name. It's literally the most popular game in the world.

I have never played it. Yeah, it broke the record. It did, didn't it? Yeah. Oh, and that's the fog. It's great because people have not really modified their play strategy in foggy scenarios. So they get in the car and you're dead if you're getting a car

because then people can hear you. And like, you know a lot further away when there's someone close to you Yeah, so like when I played a foggy map once anytime I heard a car. I just go prone and every time they just get they drive right by me to stand up and kill I was talking to Alfredo about getting a PC because he apparently helped Michael build his And I think I want to get it like just try PUBG, because everyone here talks about it all the time. Remember I'm being left out of a conversation. I have a land set up in my house. You can come over anytime you want and we'll play PUBG.

I know one right over here. What's that? Brandon, you're welcome to. Bladed John come over my house more than I'd like to admit. You call him out John right now? What's that talking shit about? More so, more so playing. I like to, I like to make fun of Blake

because he takes it so personally. Yeah. He gets really like worried in the comments. If he doesn't get invited to something, but if he doesn't invite someone else, he doesn't see the problems. All right. That's everyone we know, Barbara.

Yeah, that's true. I've had a conversation with a recently, and I said, oh, you did this thing. Why didn't you get, I was around, why didn't you invite me? And I said, because you've literally never invited me anything for the 10 years that I've known you. Yeah. It's those words I've never crossed your lips. So I just that I've known you. Yeah.

Those words I've never crossed your lips. So I just, I didn't think of it. Sorry. Is he one of those people that invited him something and he says who's coming? And it's like, fuck you. I'm there. Lane actually does do that. But he says he does that for a reason.

I did that to you as well. Well, did you want to avoid certain people or what? Yeah. I was out of this. Oh, okay. And Lane's thing was it was to watch Game of Thrones and he wanted to judge whether or not they were going to talk. And I told him after he decided not to come, he made the right decision. We had to go.

That was the night we had Robbie over. Yeah. I was kind of a Jack and Jack group. Did you guys watch the finale with a bunch of people? The last season finale? No, I actually watched that alone at home. I think I was in Vegas for the game stop thing. Yeah, you guys were.

I was in Vegas. You were gone. I was saying I would Troy Baker. Lovely Troy Baker. You're so lucky. Troy Baker's one of my favorite human beings in the entire world. He's a good human being. He is solid.

Very solid. 9 out of 10. Solid. He's like a solid 11 out. You got to leave room for somebody. Have you met Alan Richardson? Don't you lady? Yeah, that's true. You got to leave room for somebody. Have you met Alan Richardson? Don't you lady?

Yeah, that's true. We both are both good people. The good people. Good people. Alan Richardson made me question so many things. He's such a handsome person. I got to have said he show a blood drive was canceled on sci-fi. Oh, is he looking for work?

What's that? My... You got something to work? So here we go. Just saying. By the way, very professional man. Excellent. That's being that's all I want to say. Wonderful person.

Wonderful person. So I actually haven't seen him a long time. Next time I got to L.H. I would love to teach trybaker and Alan Richardson in a room together. Bet you would. What room would you like to see the man? You get in a new iPhone? Can we bitch about Apple yet?

I mean, yeah, I'm getting the iPhone X. There's two iPhones in one. Guys, how weird is that? Finally, your prophecy after seven years has come true. By the way, if you go read the argument, I should know that off the top by head, the person who did that incredible animation of us arguing about the iPhone five.

Even he was wrong, though. No, everyone in the comments is like, oh, what's it like? Gus, now that you're wrong, you're so serious. No, he was wrong. They premise of how he Even he was wrong though. No, everyone in the comments is like, oh, what's it like, Gus, now that you're wrong. You're so serious. No, he was wrong. They premise of how he cut it was wrong. We were talking about the 4S, not the 5.

Okay. Because we, at the time, the 4 was the third phone. I screaming at the iPhone 5 isn't fine now yet. We were talking, we had the iPhone 4. We didn't know the 4S was coming. We were calling it the 5 because we were at the 4. The 4S was the phone we were arguing about. I can feel the split screen coming.

They've got a key up. They've got a key up in the controller the phone we were arguing about. I can feel the split screen. Yeah, they've got a key up. They've got a key up in the controller. I don't know if they ever had it. Speaking of, it can feel it. A viphone, I got these finally. You got AirPods. I got the little AirPods thing. Those are dope.

It's like, it's like, life changing. Next year, you can put them on a mat and they can charge. They're stuck at, it's incredible. Oh, well, those ones we have now are in the new case. I'm really excited about the air charging. Listen, or the, whatever. Air power? Is the wireless charging? Listen, or the, whatever. Air power? Is the wireless charging?

No, well, I think it's, it has to be laying down on the, uh, pad. You mean, you don't still throw it? There's a recombinant. It's just, it's a hard friendly in your room. I think there's technology out there, and they were hoping it would be, or you just have to have it within like three feet of,

whatever that device is, I wouldn't fucking buy it, because I don't want electricity flying through my house Is it air power just call lightning like haven't they kind of put themselves into a corner here? You just put a lightning ride on it you like it could change like an old sci-fi movie and run it up The ceiling and it charges in my charge every you know a few months You put on special socks and you rub your feet on a shag carpet floor and while you're holding your phone it charges I would do it. I hate cables so much. I hate cables too, Brennan. I agree with you.

I agree with you. Cables are the fucking worst. That's why when they went to Bluetooth earphones, I was like, that everyone will be fine. Yeah, it'll be good. Thank you. There was. So, you know that iPhone X has that stupid new feature

where it uses your face to unlock it and then your fingerprints. Right, people might be upset about that. It's just stupid. I don't see the need for it. We already have a system that works. I'm trying to pick it off. I think it was the thing of. I don't see the need for it. We already have a system that works. I'm trying to try it off.

I think it was a thing of, I don't think they could do it and take away the home button. I can turn it off. Touch ID. Yeah. But I mean, it's like, we already have Touch ID. Whatever. So I did say something about civil rights where someone, the cops could hold it up to people's faces and on lots of phones.

You can disable it. Or if you haven't, or if you have an asshole twin. But I saw that Brandon, some people have, there's a lot of twins in the world. They sure sell them around. They talk about evil twins in the presentation. I saw people started selling face masks. You can wear when you sleep. Ashell twins sounds like somebody

with the same asshole as you. That's so gross. So you're significant. Other can't unlock your phone while you're asleep. Does your eyes have to be open? Your eyes do have to be open. It's like the whole premise is kind of bullshit. That would be fun if you're like, you're like, you're like, and then being like, listen, honey, I'm gonna go to sleep with this mask on now I have to be your eyes do have to be okay, the whole premise is kind of bullshit

And then be like listen honey. I'm gonna go to sleep with this mask on now for some reason and don't worry about it at all That's like bringing up a prenup before you get married. There is no Fly way to do that to me honestly if you have access to someone's smartphone or someone's face Search history emails text everything and a lot of ways it's almost like Or someone's face. Search history, emails, texts, everything. In a lot of ways, it's almost like having access to someone's train of thought. How often we use these things now. It's extremely personal.

Would you want ever the ability to read your significant other's thoughts? All of them. And you don't have a choice of which ones you hear and which ones you don't. I wouldn't want that, right? No. That's why it's like, we all recognize. I got enough going on. Yeah, I don't need more.

That's your phone, you knew you, whatever you got going on. It's like, it gets on one type of situation you're in. Not, I mean, you get that phone, you're gonna find something probably. Yeah. Yeah, get a find something. I'm not getting Paul's security code. I'm like, that's your business.

You can do with it, whatever you wanna do. Even if it comes back to bite me, that's just, there's certain rights that people should be able to maintain even today. You need to search history. Like do you really wanna know your significant other like what they watch on porn, what they're searching for?

No, really. See, that would be a thought that you wouldn't be able to filter out. But then I know, I know couples, like my parents included who know each other's pass codes and are like on each other's phones all the time. They got secrets. Would you go?

I think after being married for like almost 40 years that they probably don't. Really? They have 40 years, the Dunklemen? They will be and if I think they're at 37. Wow, that's amazing, man. Would you ever put your- Maybe not, maybe I'm way off. Did they wait to have your brother because you know we're near 40.

My brother's 30. Is they waited 10 years? No, I was. They were very many. First thing, Barbara. It makes me feel like maybe maybe maybe like 33 years. I think. Yeah, that's like a typical thing.

Like a couple of years later. Mom and dad text me because I'm bad daughter. Yeah, you're bad daughter. What year were they married? I don't know. I don't know that. What year were your parents married? 80.

77. Yeah, my parents were married in 70. I want to say like 84, 83, 84. Damn. Man, ungrateful. Do you know your parents' wedding anniversary date? Mm, there. Shhh.

I think it's the other March 22nd or May 22nd. I think it's May 22nd. Okay, well, we're talking about this. Let me fill you in with some of these AirPods. Bring this all back together. Air pods. Okay. What are they called?

I'm just laughing because they're stupid. They're stupid, but they're great. They're stupid. You're an idiot, guys. Stupid, so stupid. Bose quality comfort. You were in a fucking headset. I like that.

I like that. I like that. I like the age you're from the box. I want headsets. I want over a year. I don't want shit in my ears. I don't want shit in my ears. It's gonna fall out. I'm gonna fucking lose it. I've used them. No They don't fall out of your ears Well, I don't when they do guess what happens the music immediately stops because it pauses when you pull it out until you're asleep on a plane You don't realize it's your headphones. We go like this. It doesn't pause the music. You're still fucking you know music getting up

Yeah, that's not a problem. Why would I ever do that? Why is that problem? Fucking talks to you and you pull your head front and go what? And then I put the headphones on so they don't talk to me. Doesn't work. Does it? Oh, well, at the time, yeah. So I had a pair of air pods that I miss placed. See, exactly what I just said. Have you never missed placed your phones before? No, I miss placed your phone. No, I know where my stuff goes my stuff goes somewhere and that's where it was so why would you why would that be any different with your pods you would know where your stuff goes I mean normal because he doesn't know where shit all the time. They're like 130 bucks. I'm pretty sure I had a third kid at one point good Headphones are expensive. I know but it's like I know I'm gonna lose it so I don't buy it because it's super expensive

You would you buy shitty cheap headphones because I know I'll lose it anyway. So you lost your stupid headphones? I misplaced them, right? And I couldn't find them. And I knew it was gonna take at that time. It took like six weeks to get new ones. So I thought, I'm just gonna order another pair because I'm gonna find these six.

Of course, in the six weeks that they were being delivered, I found them. So these new ones coming. And I thought, oh, I can cancel the order. Or, you know, I like these things so much. I'll just give them to Ashley for her birthday. He was in May So I gave her the new ones they came in and I got her the new ones kind of find out She's like

Yeah, but you just got these for replacement for yourself. I said, but it's still brand new It's it's also it's like a hundred six bucks. Yeah. It's a good gift. She's like, now you got it as a replacement for yourself. I was like, gosh. No. I'm on Ashley's side here. I am 100% Ashley's side.

Listen, this was a gift of convenience. There was no thought of Ashley when you bought this gift. I could have returned it. I could have, I could not even return it, but I could have canceled the order four weeks in advance. And I thought, oh no, look at this thing. I now I have a thing where I get this thing for the birthday. That's that, the narrative is fucked up.

The narrative is fucked up. Bernie, if it makes you feel better, I'm on your side. Look who you've got on your side. I'm worried. So what's Paul's big pet peeve with you? Like going around the house. Oh. Pick one.

One. We know our father hates you. Brandon, Brandon's father, Brandon's father and law hating him got to be the one of the top trending videos on YouTube. It was right next to PewDiePie's apology video. It was awesome. Did you show it to him?

No, we're gonna show it to him when he comes into town in a couple of weeks. Paul is gonna subtitle it and spend it. She doesn't hate me. He just knows I think that I'm, you know, he wants grandkids. And I must present him with a grand kid. And I think as long as I do that, I feel like I feel like I get owe it to him. Really? He wants it. I owed it to someone. Yeah, you know, We made a bet. I don't want to spend money on the kids. That's the thing. You don't do what? I don't want to spend money on a kid. You don't have to. Can you rent a kid? I want to adopt like a 17-year-old

Just so I could like have that connection. Thank you if you're paying for the most expensive years of their life You're about to pay for college. Oh, no if they want to go to college. They get a scholarship I'm not gonna put my kid better have as a person. You're 17 year old foster kid. As a person who currently owns a 15 year old one, you don't want the 17 year old, trust me. That's when you're like, oh, you're leaving soon, good. Here.

What? I'm going to sex Paul. Did you remember someone who owns a 15 year old? Don't you remember when you were 17? I left home with 17. I was horrible, I knew everything. I knew everyone else was so stupid. I knew every God.

I moved away from home at 17, almost 18. It is funny, what was the moment when you flip from knowing everything to being like, oh shit, and it's just funny how little I know in life? It's probably like 30. I was gonna say late 20. Yeah, early 20s. No, God no, you haven't gotten there yet.

But like 23, 24 I was like, I don't know shit. 28 I think it's when it finally happened. I was like, oh no, I'm actually really dumb. That's where I'm at now. You think you're dumb? I'm an idiot, yeah. I don't know shit. I don't know anything.

I really don't. And it depresses me when I meet people who know so much about the world and so much about different movies and pop culture and shit And I'm like, how do you learn all this stuff? How do you have time to watch everything and read everything and know everything? It's so much. How do you think? I don't know. Who's the most annoying like that? The problem is when you get grouped with people, everybody knows a little bit about something

So it makes you feel like you don't know shit. Oh, we're on the podcast everybody knows nothing about everything So it makes you feel like you don't know shit. Oh, we're on the podcast everybody knows nothing about everything. I feel like you've done we're on the podcast. Like I feel like you're a smart person, Gus. Thank you, but yeah, I'm dumb here. No, I feel like when we talk about science, I have nothing to contribute. I don't know shit about science. Well, we don't either. Just go through the comments.

I disagree. I've taken like collegial level science courses. I feel pretty confident. I can take fucking astronomy, which is where, you know, where apparently I take, I upset the most amount of people when I was a freshman in college my My freshman chemistry teacher my freshman chemistry professor want a Nobel Prize while he was my professor Wow, and it was like great like like you knew it's like he was a great guy He got fine. He was a fine guy, but it's like you want the Nobel Prize like great

I'm not gonna see that guy the rest of the semester now, right? Like, he's just gonna be like riding that Nobel prize, Nobel Prize publicity trade. And yeah, he's gone. He was gone for quite a bit. It's better than knowing how to play guitar or piano. You can win a Nobel Prize, but I'm not gonna tell my kids

they gotta go out and win a Nobel Prize. What are, what are like, what are all the categories? Is like all the Braids of Science, like chemistry, physics, biology. Yeah, we could be here all day naming sciences. But like, is there stuff being we really, is there stuff beyond that? Like, there's a Nobel Peace Prize. Nobel Prize. So what are the other categories that are non-scientific?

Not the pieces inside. This literature, right? Because our poet, Lord. That's like the hippie sign. Is there a journalist or is that a different award? Journalist, journalist, Pulitzer. Yeah. All Nobel prizes. Okay. Let's see if there's one we can win. Let's go through categories.

I guarantee you there's not one one. I got one of these. There's not that many. What is the Nobel prize name for? Barb who who is the name for? Patrick Noble. And what did he do? He was. You'd be surprised. Sex worker. There you go. What is it, Brandon?

Is it Alfred Nobel? No, what did he invent? Like, what was the thing that he invented? Guys, you know this? No, I thought he was just a philanthropist. Oh, am I crazy? I thought the person who'd be the Nobel Prize is named after as the inventor of dynamite,

which seems weird because the Nobel peace prize, like dynamite doesn't seem like a peaceful thing. Yeah, but it's a big part of it. It's a dynamite, right? Okay, I think I just can't show you. I think it was a big part of engineering and construction. Like the invention of dynamite allowed us to do a lot of, so he create a lot of.

Yeah, you know what I mean? Sorry, I've got all the Nobel prizes here. All right, well, on this point though, is you don't think about how often dynamite is used. We were driving out through West Texas yesterday, Ashely and I, and you know, you drive through these stone hills where they just decided,

I tend to go in through this baby. And they just, it's, and she's like, they dug out. Like, oh, no, they don't dig it out, they blast it out. Yeah. And so actually for some reason got online and went through this like drilling and blasting tutorial. So now she knows everything about how to, how to like carve through a mountain with dynamite.

So Barbara, that's how people find things out. They may come in handy. Wikipedia. Nobel Prize. What are you doing in the car? In physics. Nobel Prize. Now in that one.

Chemistry. Nobel Prize in physiology or medicine. I defer. Maybe. Nobel Prize in literature. I got that one. I'm doing it. Nobel Peace Prize. Oh, and the man. Good luck. The Sphere Yes Ricks Bank prize in economic sciences in memory of Alfred Nobel.

On it. Let's do that. On it. You could do that one. Yeah, I can. Economics is bullshit anyway. Right? It's what's all bullshit. It's all bullshit. Economics is like the religion of money. I've read an article that the vacancy rate

in downtown LA residences is like a 17 year high. I read the same thing. So that would indicate via my springer Gip Gip award in economics. That would think that prices would then fall. We're looking at a supply and demand situation. We are. And we are on the point in the supply curve where there is too much supply indicated by the vacancy rate. Who's the a supply and demand situation. We are. And we are on the point in the supply curve

where there is too much supply indicated by the vacancy rate. Who said the stupid supply and demand thing? Was it Rick Perry? Oh, supply and demand, what do you mean, stupid demand thing? Oh yeah, he got it backwards. Oh really? Yeah, I know it was absolutely Rick Perry.

Well, there's, I mean, there's some philosophies. Like Reagan was a supply side economic sky. That was a big deal. The trickle down theory is that what you're referring to? His quote was, here's a little economics lesson, supply and demand. You put the supply out there and the demand will follow. That supply side economics, I believe.

I think that was the big Reagan push with supply side economics. I don't know, maybe you create the illusion that look at supply side economics. I don't know, kind of like how they did diamonds. They created the supply and manufactured the demand and because they had the supply. They were strickable supply. Supplyside economics is a macro economic theory

that our use economic growth can be most effectively created by lowering taxes and decreasing regulation. Yeah. According to supplyside economics consumers will then benefit from a greater supply of goods and services at lower prices and employment will increase. They're not quite like increasing supply to make demand. Arguably cost George H.W his presidency. Something DOO economics. No one cares. If you're ever hiding in a janitor's closet and someone opens it up, you could be all supplies. Nice. I'm gonna go home now.

That would be pleased. That would be for the best. Paul got back to me about her biggest pet pee is about me and it was a little too easy. Hold on one second. We'll come back then. So you think prices in downtown LL are gonna drop? Oh yeah, they have to. And they're still building like crazy. We let's say prices don't drop anymore. It doesn't happen. It's gotta.

Like that's an indicator. Prices have to go down there. Like people keep bitching that prices in Austin increase all the time. And that it's with that Austin's in a bubble. But I don't think it is. Just because there's so many people who move here all the time. We don't have nearly enough construction going on

for people to move here. Here's the thing, wherever those like residences are, how close are they to the new RAM stadium? Nah, I can't even call it a stadium. It's all down kind of like, I don't know where the RAM's. The RAM's itself there, I think. I think the RAM's in, I want to say there in Inglewood is where the new stadium is. Oh, okay. I believe, I don't know, it could be wrong. I don't know, it could be wrong.

I don't know, I can't believe it. That's going to kick off off the next wave of renovation. You know, gentrification is what's gonna be. You can pick off. It is. Look at me, you know shit about LA. There you go. Look at me.

So what's your wife say? You're disworse things. You're a pet peeze. That I forget things. This is gonna be a list we're gonna identify way more with. Barbara than the Nobel Prize is. Oh yeah. That I forget things such as experiences, memories,

and just things where you left, the fact that you just leave shit everywhere, like your keys. That is their biggest pet peeve because she always has to wait for me while I find. That's why I can't get the ear pods because I know all of them. Ear pods, whatever.

I have a history of losing things and I don't really lose things anymore, but I still act like a person who loses things constantly, where I'm always getting out of a car, like when I get a cab, I turn around, I like sit there and look over the entire cab. I mean, I do that anyways, and I don't lose stuff. When I leave it, and I'm always like, oh shit, I just, oh no, here it is.

I always had that moment of, oh no, I got it. The best place when you lost your car key in a forest. That is true, and I didn't know that I lost it. It fell out of my pocket. And it was like, I lost my key somewhere between this point and half a mile in that direction. The only thing I ever care about when I'm traveling is my passport and my wallet and my phone.

Amazing race. We were in that. Could not give a fuck about anything else. Passports, all we cared about. You lose your passport, you're out. That's it. You needed to check in, right? At the end of the week.

You had to have your passport. I will literally- You lose all your money, you're fine. You lose your college, you're fine. You lose your passport, you're out. That's it. You needed to check in, right? At the end of the week. You had to have your passport. I will literally lose all your money. You're fine. You lose your college. You're fine. You should pass. I do a passport check. Probably once every 10 minutes when I'm traveling international. Yeah. And in the season you were in, in Zanzibar, someone had misplaced their passport, right? Then they have to go back and look for it. And we need to go to Zanzibar. What's new guys? Was it a different season? Maybe it was another season then. There was another season, I think the season right after was the season after you guys. Yeah, yeah.

There was like season 10, there was a team that was disqualified for a cab drove off with the guys bag and had a passport in it. Such a shame. And that production's like, it stopped. They moved on. Those guys were in Russia for like a month and a half, trying to get out.

Yeah. That's terrifying. They don't stick around. They're like, we're going to. Trying to get out. Yeah. That's terrifying. They don't stick around. They're like, we're going to chamomile France or whatever. Good luck. Yeah. Good thing you're an adult.

You'll figure it out. We're off the push car. Gonna got a job out of fake news. Farm. Fake news. Oh, you mean in Russia? That was like 19 or 2007, but sure, why not? It would have been seeds back then.

Yeah. Yeah. You guys been to Spain? I've never been to Spain never been to Spain. I'm going to Spain after I take London. Spain. Spain. Spain. Why are you going to Spain? Got a guy? No, what's wrong? Me and me and Bethany are actually going after I take London because we're already going to be over in Europe and we're just going to hop a flight over to Spain. We're going to go to Barcelona and Madrid. My mom spoke Cast castilian Spanish, so she spoke with a list like you just did.

Like that Barcelona. Barcelona. I think she see. Yeah, and it's so she could always tell to you, like she would try to speak Spanish to people in Texas or like, like, yeah, I think you. It's not the same. It's weird.

That's one of the most intimidating things about going to Spain for me, I think, is I would be like, I'm already self-conscious about my Spanish, but I'd be like, super self-conscious. And I wouldn't be able to understand anybody, be like, what the fuck are you saying to me? I know, Bola means to love.

And that's it. Yeah, but my name's Gustavo, they're gonna be like, oh, yeah, you're fucked. Let me taste something. You're gonna be totally fine. I know, be fine. I know, be fine. I know, I know.

People are gonna be so patient with you. You're gonna find so many helpful men who are so- We're also gonna be in big touristy spots. Go to the, what's the island with all the orgies? What's that called? Abiza? Abiza? Abiza.

Go to Abiza. There's a lot of orgies there. Oh my God. I'm so many. And the orgies they have in the phone. There's foam and orgies. But I'm literally going to eat and like sit on a beach and sightseeing. Yeah, don't listen.

Don't pass up. Don't pass up. Don't pass up. You can do most of those. Go to a beach. Go to a beach. Go to a visa. Traveling with Bethany would be my nightmare.

No, traveling with Bethany is the best. I can't imagine that's the case. Why, why nightmare? I don't know, because I feel like we'd be going to Starbucks and take selfies all the time, you know what I mean? She never does that. I just feel like we'd be, we, we, we, like, Bethany's like a, like a walking Marilyn Monroe quote to me.

She's like living your best life all the time. It's like, I can't, keep up with it. I can't do it. I can't do it. Bethany is probably my favorite person to travel with. I got one better. Excuse me. Sorry, she's, she's awesome.

What's up? Why is she what's so good about her? She approaches travel with the same crazy methodical mindset that I do about like how to get around and what how you move through a city. What's that? It's insanity. I don't know, I couldn't get into it.

It would take a long time. Okay. I'm a great person to travel with. Who's your favorite person to travel with though? If you got to travel with somebody. Myself, I long time. Okay. I'm a great person in the travel. Who's your favorite person travel with though? If you got to travel with somebody. Myself, I'm great. Well, you always travel with yourself. No, I usually favorite, guys.

Oh, come back to me. I was going to give Barbara a chance to think about it. I will give you an answer. You're pretty easy to travel with. No, Bernie's pretty bad. Shut your mouth. Bernie is low on my. Why?

Because I'm better than you are now. No, because you're not focused. And you're always running late. I'm not late anywhere. I just, I, you're early to everything. You go in two hours early for a fucking while. I'm not in trouble with a lot of you guys very often. Travel with Aaron and Lindsay and Kara a lot.

Oh yeah. Who's the best one out of that? I mean, who's the worst? I'm gonna get, let me guess. I think Kara's the worst. Kara is, she over thinks everything. If Gus and Kara travel together, that would be a show. That would be the greatest show ever.

I can only imagine. That would be like one of the nightmare teams on the amazing race. I don't think Kara enough. Oh, she'd be great on the amazing race. She would really be great. Yeah, she'd be amazing. I think she just over thinks a lot of things.

Because I think my care like four years ago. I don't get a chance to seat care all that much anymore. Yeah, I see her all the time now. Worst person travel with me, Gavin, for the reasons you say, it's like Gavin, Gavin brings me down and I bring him down. We get, we just make dumb decisions while we're traveling. We get this stupid shit happens.

Best person travel with, by far, the entire company, besides Barbara, who just pointed herself. Bar none is Sophie. Sophie is a fucking, she is so much fun to travel with because she's always lost in like, does it get to you? It's just funny like a nightmare. It's just funny.

I don't know what it is. I think I'm a really good person to travel with. You're one of my favorite meals to travel with. I always know what the fuck is going on. So people could always rely on me to know what's up. Yeah. So I think I'm a good person to travel with because I always have my shit handled.

You do, you do. So it's like, there's something to be said about traveling with someone and the experience is unremarkable, right? It's like, you know, that's good. You want it to be unremarkable. I'm happy, like Ashley is a fucking dream to travel with. Mm-hmm. Well, she's very easy going.

That's not always the case. When you're with somebody in a relationship somebody, when to travel with. Well, how easy is it going? That's not always the case. When you're with somebody and a relationship somebody, when you travel with them, that's when you figure out where you're going. That, because it's stressful and everyone's out of their element and it's like, it's happened to me. I hate this person.

After I'm traveling with them, I'm like done. You get to see what's really going on. Wait, wait, wait, look at me. Look at me when you say that. You're fine. Brandon, you know, I don't associate as traveling all that much, but you do for the commercial work.

Well, your favorite person travel with. Well, you know, I just said that because you and I did go on that adventure together to Australia and New Zealand. We did. And you yelled at me in my car. I tried to do the directions. Yeah, it's okay though, because I wrecked the car.

And Brandon did not like, I was fucking mad about it. And he totally let me run with it. He was like, he didn't give me any shit about it. It was absolutely 100% my fault. And I was just like, God damn, fuck it, this milk truck ran me off the road. I don't know, I think a bridge came out of nowhere, Bernie. I was just like, did I hit a guard rail?

I've never done anything like that. You know, because it's left side drive. So I just like, what kind of, I fuck it. I messed up the car. It was messed up. I was in my head. I'm like legally what can I say about this? I don't want to discriminate myself. Yeah, but you paid for like the super expensive insurance, which was awesome. You just walked out. Yeah, they were like, I was like, do you want to insurance? I'm like, no, you know what? Wait a second. I want all the insurance. And then I write the car.

I'm on the other side. And I was like, you whoo, here's your keys back. I tried once. I think one of the first times I went to New Zealand with you, we tried to pair a little park a car. Remember that? You tried, then you gave up, then Matt tried, and Matt gave up, and I was like,

you're all idiots, and I got it and tried it, and I gave up, and we just like left the car. We're like, the car's never moving again. It's just there now. Gotta remember that. I think it's so weird. Those experiences, I don't even remember trying to pair a little park a car in New Zealand.

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It's like, why do I have to cut them so frequently? Oh, yeah. Why are they always growing? Bumping so healthy. Jump, jump. Do you bite your nails? I used to, but then I got these in Visaline, which I call my retainers in the video,

but I have braces. I have those invisible braces there. They're just the top for the bottom two. Both, yeah, everything's moving out. I'm a, you go by trays, and you put a new tray in, depending on your doctor, either every week or every two weeks. I'm a, you go by trays and you put a new tray in, depending on your doctor either every week or every two weeks, I'm doing every two weeks. And I'm on tray 12 of 21.

So it'll be done probably in January. Nice. That's right before your B day. Yeah. I'm gonna be, you know, have straight teeth for my 45th birthday. But that's because they wouldn't fuck, they wouldn't do me, give me, I just want to give it years

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It's still weird to me that I met you guys. I think Gus, you were 27 when I met you. 12 years ago? Yeah. Something like that, yeah. It was, well, 2005. Yeah, it's a July 2005. I would have been, yeah, 20, what kind of thing?

I got 28. What was your retirement plan? 27. 27? Yeah. Which is, I'm 28 right now. Like I met you. You're older.

When I'm older than when I met you. You're older than that old man you met. So strange. Yeah. It's weird, because it's kind of weird when I talk about Rooch-Shrukes to, because we've been doing a lot of, I've been having a ton of meetings, I feel like in LA, just recently, and a big thing is we explain,

Rooster Teeth people, and it's like, get through stuff, and then we get to stuff people like Gavin and Barbara, like that end of the story, and then it's like, talk about meeting you when you were 15, and it always sounds so weird. It sounds weird, right? It sounds weird, but it was totally normal. But if my 15 year old today, I have a 15 year old,

if you start hanging out with a 30 year old, it'd be like, this is kind of strange. I'm going to get on a train. I'm going to go to another city to meet up with this 30 year old. I met on the internet. Yeah. I'm going to be like, come strange. Tell us where you're from.

Kind of weird. I'm so different. It weren't that different. It weren't that different. What's the last one before to catch predator, right? No, I don't think it was. It was just be inspired by it. There's so lot online predators though.

No, my parents came with me to the first fan event to meet the organizers. So the new is a legitimate thing. Yeah, because I was 15, just turned 16. At RVBTO. Yeah. Yep. You know, I don't know,

I'm gonna, this is a total change of subject. I don't know if you remember this. I was thinking about this. I'm a story of this. Oh, you go first. You're first. I don't think we ever talked about it. I don't know if you know this. I was thinking about it. I was a story of this. It's told you a few words. I don't think we ever talked about it. I don't know if you know this or not. Do you remember the moment when you and I met,

and I was like, I think I've told you this years later, it's like, I like this person. Do you remember what it was? Was it when I was helping you cut Halloween? That's what it was. Yeah. So there was a barbecue for RVBTO, and I wanted to,

and I honestly, I had so many negative, weird negative opinions of Barbara before I met her. Like, first I thought your account was fake. And then when I saw you at the event, I was like, you know, I was like, this girl's probably like a pain in the ass, like all these like, I mean, you're not wrong. Yeah.

And then we, I had jalapenos, I was gonna make, you know that things that Jeff makes of barbecue is when he thinks of jalapeno, and he puts cheese in it and then wraps it and bacon. I was gonna make those. By the way, Canadian jalapenos are fucking enormous. They're way better than what we have in Texas. Weird. This baffled me and it still baffles me all these years. A big worthy.

They were like fucking massive. They were like this big. They were huge. You know you get a really good big jalapeno in Texas. They're all like that. They're all like, they're not like mutants or anything, but they're all like the really big ones. Probably because we feel biome as much. So they end all like the really big ones. Probably cause people don't buy them as much. So they end up with the big ones, maybe I don't know. So did that, I was cutting jalapenos. And I was talking with people and Barbara Blondie at the time

didn't say a word. She just walked up, there was another knife, she picked up the knife and she's watching me cut and she starts cutting and just starts talking to me and cuts all the pain really. Well, that's saying a word. And it's like someone who I thought, someone who would just like, A, think to starts cutting and just starts talking to me, cuts all the pain and so they, that's saying a word. And it's like someone who I thought, someone who would just like,

A, think to pitch in and just help out. And then be also in those situations, have the confidence to do it as well. I was like, I like this person. I like it. That's a good trick. That's it. Good job, me.

Good job, Blondie. Is that what got me the job here ultimately? I don't know, that's just what, you know. You're not forced to experience it. You were the actual it. And then proceeded to touch our faces with our hands after cutting jalapenos and that was them. What Brittany did that.

And then she started crying. And then her tears were burning her face on the way to God. She was crying and she said, she screamed, my tears are burning my skin. Yeah. And it was a good moment. Yeah, it was pretty funny. We had a phone call with Gavin when he was like 15

where we called him to wish him happy birthday. Oh, I forgot about that. Just for the fucking- That was in the spare bedroom and the buta house, right? Why is it? It might have been. Yeah, it was like in that black speaker phone that we were going to dialogue for. We heard that you're calling a 15 year old boy.

Yeah, we were- It was, we were up late in nine weeks. We were like 3 a.m. and we're like, oh, it's nine a.m. in the UK. Let's call Gavino. Let's call him and wish him happy birthday. And I think Jeff had his phone numbers when it was dead. Wasn't me. Yeah, I did not have that 15 year old phone number.

And it was my first experience talking to Gavin and it was so stilted and weird. I was like, this kid's not like he is on the internet at all. He's good. He's weird. He's like, oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, but what do you think his reaction to you guys were? I tell you guys, fucking creepy dudes calling me a little.

No, he was probably like a fanboy, right? Yeah, he was, he was probably like a little like just like Hey, you know, if you're old like yeah, they're probably a hero equivalent of your like your favorite band calls you I think it was also like he said it was also early in the morning. He was a little days still Yeah, I wasn't awake yet. He's by 16, right? So whatever age is not inappropriate. That's the age he. Totally cool. They were calling him. Still appropriate. What's that? Yeah, probably still a little appropriate.

I was thinking the other day about the call center. You know, we talked about, there was a thread on the Austin subreddit. And people were going in there talking about the call center, we still work out. Different tech jobs. Yeah, and it made me think about, I ran into Nick the other day, by the way,

for you're in for me, Nick. I do Nick Gallardo. Yeah, I ran it. I ran into him. I see him every now and then. Anyway in for me, I remember Nick. I do, Nick Gallardo. Yeah, I ran into him. I see him every now and then. Anyway, I remember because you hurt my thumb. He hurt your thumb? He, so you got two joints in your thumb. You got this joint that you can see very easily,

but then you got this joint at the base of your thumb. And I was holding, we were playing basketball. Remember we had the basketball goal? I had my, I was holding the basketball and I was looking over my shoulder and somebody else and he reached over and just hit. Oh, right. And he hit it on top of the basketball.

And like really fucked up the joint to where it was messed up for over a year. And I thought this fucking guy Nick, who I liked, he messed up my knuckle for good, but now my knuckle's fine. Did he work for you at the time? Yeah. I was thinking, I'm gonna fire him because we played basketball.

That happens. What are you gonna do? I was thinking about that location and about some of the weird businesses that used to pop up there on the street. Like what? Was it, was it, was it Dross it? Or in a burlison, yeah, because it was Dross it.

It was Dross it, rode off a burlison, yeah. And I started thinking, do you remember that one really shady business called Mermaids? No. That was down the road. You know, if you came out and you took a right on burlison, there was like that taco place down there.

Yeah. And then next to it, oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, was mermaids. Yeah. It was hot tub rental by the hour. Oh. And you could rent a mermaid to be in the hot tub with you. What?

Yeah, it was a sketchy ass. It was so fucking sketchy. Just like sit there next to you. I'm sure they did more than sit. Yeah. But it was like, I do not want to even like be made. And we're near that one. And I'll sit next to you.

Did they sit on top of you? You probably got to sit in them. What is the fact that part start? Was it like at her knees? Brandon, this is not the point. The point is the mermaid. No, I know. He said, you should what it covers.

I'm on Brandon's side. Yeah, I'm sure it was just a name It was just a name. It was just yet a pair of like green hot pants that came off I'm sure people were very upset that their mermaid costume was in my Experience is not I expected I'd be disappointed was like I've never seen like a shady of a business in as like open plane View it's gonna be day of the people contacting me on texts. I guess it's gonna text from a good buddy of mine. I haven't talked in a while.

My parents anniversary is May 22nd. Mayor? I was right. I believe as you said. Mayor? I'm asking what you're though. Sorry. My parents were to get a version of me.

No, there it is. Do you remember? I remember. I give you $20. I have Canadian money. For me? For me? Yeah, I get a drink. You drink it? You don't drink give you $20. I've Canadian money. For me? For me? Yeah, get a drink.

Are you drinking? You don't drink, though. No, I don't drink. There's some milk there. You can't don't open that, though. Do we have any non? Jeff wants to know if we have non-boos. There's no non-boos there. I don't think there's anything else. I think I'm actually into you into the off topic broadcast for like 30 bucks.

Do you remember Mermaids? The movie? No, no, no. That shitty little sketchy business that was next to TRI? Oh, yeah, yeah. Where you could go like swim with mermaids or they'd give you hand drops or whatever? Yeah. What are you actually mermaids? The mermaids don't exist. But they were women in mermaid costumes.

That's not the same. They were in the costume though, right? How did they fuck? Well, you can take a costume off. This is like, what? But it reminds the concession. It reminds the illusion. Do you, are you one of those Jewish people that only fucks through a sheet?

Or? Yes! You are? I'm proud of this. Well, there's a Nobel Prize in Icteology. I believe the way a fish fucks is it just lays down some eggs and then Jeff would come along

and just come on top of the eggs. That's the way that works. That's hot. I like that. I have to beat it. It works. I was gonna get a drink, but that never mind. Let's know the game. Football game, huh?

You were making fun of me because I had to go to this thing where we're getting our ass kicked and we almost fucking won that game. Yeah, but you didn't. You missed your flight, didn't you? No, no, I actually got the, I almost did it, but I had to, unfortunately I saw my friend Marty from college, I hadn't seen him in like 15 years.

I had to literally like run out as soon as the game is over. And I like, I'm not kidding, I ran out of the stadium and just ran for six blocks until I thought I could catch an uber and then did that because the game When a double overtime so you had no idea when was gonna. No, and I'd applied it midnight. Yeah, yeah Oh, yes, he won. Mm-hmm. That's a bullshit. Yeah, the game wrapped up like 10 p.m. Pacific time. Yeah, I was I was looking at dude Do you regret it Jeff not going you could have gone? No, I wasn't invited. You didn. Pacific time. Yeah, I was, I was booking it, dude. I was booking it. You get out of here. Do you regret it? Jeff, not going. You could have gone. No, I wasn't invited.

You didn't invite me. That's true, I didn't invite it. Okay, good. I wasn't invited either. All right, I was sitting in the coaches family section. You're not family. Coach family friendly. What are you doing?

Just give that to someone off camera. I'll take it. Have you ever been in broadcast before? Oh my god. Jeff, that also works, Jeff. Don't walk backwards. Jeff, everything everybody. See you in 10 years on the podcast.

We've been doing another 200. Bye. Why are you here so late? I value our friendship. I have a meeting. You have a meeting? We're kind of meeting, God. I'm fine, you need more.

We can get Jeff, right about meetings. Seeing Jeff made me think about this. So you know, we get that, Ome's charity thing a couple of months ago. Nope. Seeing Jeff made you think that charity? Because I got a new thing about Jack. months ago. Nope, seeing Jeff made you think that charity? Because I got new thing about Jack. And one of the things people could do,

I don't think that's an association he's proud of. You're moving about Jack, sorry. I think Jeff and Jack actually have a really special relationship. Okay, I really do. What do you think, Gus? I mean, not that you can analyze human relationships, but I don't understand how they work.

Okay, go ahead. One of the things that people could do is if they donated enough money to O-Maze, they got a podcast shout out. We've never done shout outs before. So I've got four. Four people. Fresh me. Is this the hard thing that we did? No, this is before that. This is back in July.

This is like, yeah, around our TX. Okay. Okay. So I'm going to say them right now. I've got their name. I want to read one. Give me a shout out. I'll give you. You do the first one. Read their name and do their fun fact.

Oh, get a fun fact too. All right, I wanna give a shout out to Nicole Darden. Oh, they even had pronunciations here. And they're not right. No, it's not right. I think Nicole supplied it. Oh, okay, okay. Nicole Darden, and if I was gonna say it

the way it's written here, it's Nye Cole. Darden. Here's the fun fact about Nicole Darden. She's been watching Rucho Chiefe and Achievement Hunter since I was little and I have been thrilled to be a part of your growth as a company and community. It's bad. Thank you, Nicole.

That's really cool. I just want to run through all the rest of these. I want to read them all. Okay, let's barber with the next one. I'll do the next one. You got to read the guy who's got a bird name. I don't know. Read the next one. Yeah. You gotta read the guy's got a bird name. I don't know. Read the next one under Nicole.

Roland Arden. Roland's a good name. Or if you're pronouncing it here, Roland Ardon. I have various hobbies that involve reading, listening to music, video games, and the occasional outdoor run. Dot dot dot.

That's where it ends. Oh, listen to me as a good old man. It's a casual outdoor run for me at the USC game. You want to read one there? No, yeah, shit read the next one. Oh My god, that is a cool name. John Wayne Parrot. Yeah, and I'm a pronunciation is as expected stupid fun fact No, no, what is that? What's there? No? No, you don't have any fun. Yeah, no, I get that Why is no facts actually it's a fun you didn't read it right. It says none please smiley face. That's what I said

What no, I I said at the same time I Time don't paraphrase wait fucking wrote it don't need to charity. Yeah, no, that's fair I'm sorry John Wayne is Kenneth dove Don't paraphrase. Wait, they fucking wrote it. They don't need to charity. Yeah, no, that's fair. We got an obligation here. I'm sorry, John Wayne. This Kenneth Dove pronunciation, NA, fun fact. I love that. NA. All right.

Wow, Kenneth Dove. So Kenneth Dove was like as close to an anonymous gift as you could do. I thought he said the right thing. He said the right thing. I thought he said the right thing. I thought he said the right thing. I thought he said the right thing.

I thought he said the right thing. I thought he said the right thing. I thought he said the right thing. I thought he said the right thing. I thought he said the right thing. I thought he said the right thing. They're not ridiculous about it. There were five for off topic. Thanks guys, we're giving off topic more than us. Well, no, good. That's, I mean, their podcast is eight hours. They have more time to do it. Their podcast is really long. Dude, you should see, honestly, if I think if we gave the broadcast crew,

like a vote, you can fire one person in the company. Probably would be Jeff, honestly. Why Jeff? Guess what they lose. They lose off topic. Probably nobody else watched that show for anybody. You watching it for Michael? Give me a fucking break.

What? You're crazy. Off topic or crazy? I'm doing all about Michael. I'm there for Jeff. And then here I was in half with no offense. You lose those two shows. Oh, damn.

These guys have their entire work week back. That's the point. I don't think that's brutal. I also don't think Jeff is the one that is responsible for those two shows happening. Go ahead. Well, Michael is off topic. You get rid of Michael, you get rid of off topic.

That's how you do it. It is true. If you get rid of Michael, it goes down like 80% of the talking is going on. And then here's in half what I would vote more of a second Gus. No, there's nobody in charge of that show. Who's in charge of that show?

We had such a long meeting about this just recently. Who? Frank? Yes. Frank. We had such a long meeting about this just recently. Who? Frank? Yes. Frank. So we had a long meeting about this. Every show has a creative lead on it. And we got to hear as a half-wits,

because we were talking about stuff for coming seasons. We're having a storylines. And I was asking all these questions in my duties as Chief Creative Officer in the company. And I was asking all these questions about it. There was no answers. I'm like, well, who's in charge of the show? Who's like a creative lead here?

Literally nobody's going to be in the show. There's nobody in charge of that show. And it was Frank all these questions about it. There was no answers. I'm like, well, who's in charge of the show? Who's like a creative lead here? Literally nobody's going to be here. Nobody in charge of that show. And it was Frank. It was determined. It's Frank. Is the creative lead? It's one point. For an internal production.

Does he know Frank? What? Does he know that he's the... I don't think he does. I don't think he does. He's DM, right? It's a leader that shows started, and then there's just zero direction

for an entire production. That's it. Poor Patrick Salazar. She has to deal with it, dude. Unbelievable. He's on vacation. This Gavin's problem this week. You went for it, Gavin.

That's not Gavin in the bathroom right before the podcast. We did not say anything to one another. That's usually the way it goes. It was very cordial, a little professional, and I appreciate that, Gavin. Speaking of Patrick and broadcast, I still need to play with that Barbie house that they got me.

Oh yeah. Give it the post show. It's not here. That way I can leave. I brought a Patrick and broadcast. I still need to play with that Barbie house that they got me. Oh yeah. Give it the post show. It's not here. That way I can leave. Yeah, I brought it back. Oh, because I'm gonna give it to a children's hospital. After I try it, I need to test it to make sure it's okay. You're not gonna shout out from them.

Get a used dollhouse. Thanks, Barb. I just need to make sure it works. What do you know you should do? Take it there and set it up for the kids. That'd be pretty cool. That would be cool. Yeah, then you get that experience. That'd be really cool. Although I don't know what it is. What if you know you should do? Take it there and set it up with the kids. That'd be pretty cool. That would be cool. Yeah, then you get that experience.

That'd be really cool. Although, I don't know what it does work then itself. No, it tests it up first and then break it down and then do it again. That's what it's a ham. What do you want to make sure? You have bread on your side. You don't want to get there like an IKEA desk

and you're just like, Oh, damn it. You're doing the barbidil. You're doing the barbidil. Yeah. And you could bring your Barbie to play with. Yes. You think kids though, today are like,

but Dollhouse is, I mean, like they have so much stuff. Well, listen, I would like boys activate a control to shit on. It's like that's Wi-Fi, it has a electric elevator. Yeah. Wi-Fi? Yeah. Really?

That's a Dollhouse. Yeah. Give me that Dollhouse. It's no joke. I'll go with you. The Amazon is now. Oh, that's so cool. So you hear all this big hubble about Amazon looking for the new headquarters?

Yeah, and they won't use Austin. There's no way they wouldn't use the fucking way. Good luck. We do not have adequate infrastructure. Good luck. Ping pong. They want to have it. It was a stock well.

Admiral stock will. Is that what it was? Yeah, it was a retro. It was running a good luck ping pong. Yeah, there's no way. They said they want this head, the second headquarters to have 50,000 jobs. Can you, can you, where would that go?

Wait, I seriously don't know where anybody wants to work. Right. Like I think about that super North. Think about the way for cities. It's like we can't take a development that gets 50,000 jobs with say no to it. They said they want to have $5 billion of investment for this. Oh, because our're so fucked up. I sent Gus a picture of the door at the Austin Airport.

I broke through the construction barrier in tape to get through a window to where I could see like how much progress they'd made on this thing. Zero. How long have they worked on that fucking door? How long have they worked on that? Probably seven months. It's me, it's eight or nine months of this.

Wait, what door? Brandon, fuck you. You're out of your Brandon fuck you. You're out of your element. You're out of your element. Don't start the airport. Yeah, you bet you bend to the airport. The last year. What airline do you fly? You night all that you know, yeah, what door like what the second floor at the ticket counter outside right across the American

from checkpoint two. Like where you stop if it says American Airlines. Okay, yeah, the makes sense. I never fly American. Okay, you would. Like where do you stop if it says American Airlines? Okay, yeah, that makes sense. I don't know if I American. Okay, you would see this. So even from your back. It's fucking boxed in. So I took a picture of this barb-ra in eight months. They have done.

Nothing. They have cleared out the old door. That's all that's been done. It is very cleared out in there, but there isn't a scrap of new material. Well, you know the way that can type of construction works, right? No, I don't. They shut it off.

They clear the old shit. And then they leave it shut off like that for months, maybe years. Yes. And then it's like, oh, done. Like they've been in one day and it's done. It will be a crew that comes in and does it in 12 hours. Yeah.

The sad thing is the airport is the best thing Austin does in terms of how they do construction. That's how awful everything. Yeah, I have the photo you sent me. There it is That's the work they've done for like seven or eight months. Yes, this is it This is the extent of it that so that square that you're seeing That's towards the parking lot on the right are the doors that they boxed off that are actually in the airport the same old doors So it's so they took out that whatever that interim little atrium is and the doors that lead out to the thing they've just taken it off

That's what they've done. I don't know what email list I got on but the airport emails me now with construction updates Oh really what are the updates? Let me see if I can find it. Oh, no, is that door at the very end of the airport? No, no, dude It's just in the middle. It's smack in the middle makes no sense It's like when you're driving up on the upper level and you stop at the sign that says American, like to walk into the airport, it's that door. Okay, I thought I'd be at the end of the session. There's a door on the left side of the airport, there's a door on the right side of the airport.

It's the right side of the airport. That's it. There's two doors. And it's the right side one is to shut off. Boxed in, partner dust. Oh, here it is. Our town sucks. From the city of Austin, Department of Aviation,

I have no fucking idea how I ended up on this email. Guppard, mean of aviation. idea how I ended up on this email. Somebody signed you all after the last blind date. Here's the subject line of the email I received earlier today. Guitar-shaped bus shelter steal rises and nine terminal construction update. Second bar and kitchen opens. That's how much construction is going out of the airport. You can't walk 12 feet and there's not construction.

They're fucking showed a stupid dumb ass photo. I gotta pull this up. They shut down my favorite rush on in two. What are they shut down? Annie's? Oh, yeah, I always got confused because the pretzel place is also called Annie so that was confusing And right and the aunt and auntie and yeah, there's a place called Annie so yeah totally fucking different name the Support frame for the construction of a light and guitar shaped bus shelter is The support frame for the construction of a lighting guitar shaped bus shelter is forming and the length of the 90 thermal expansion. Okay, whatever. Fuck that. I want to show you. I want to take that guitar. God, I want to shove it up the airplanes, but about a good heart shaped bus stop that they're so goddamn proud of. This is the the photo that they sent in the email to show it off. What is that? That's just junk sitting in the email to show it off. What is that?

That's just junk sitting in the middle of the airport. Where is it supposed to be? No, it's hot. Notice the orange and white barrels. You can't take a photo of anything in the airport that doesn't have a fucking orange and white barrel somewhere. I've got the lane closed right there. You see the fucking flashing arrow?

People can't drive by it. Yeah, it's probably just causing a fucking load traffic. Looking great. Yeah. This is their email update. They look like John knows butt. Am I the only one that looked at that? Ooh, pull it back up. See, he can have a nice butt.

Everyone's talking about the butt. Was it a butt double? No, hell no. No, but I'm pretty sure that is all kits. They probably put a lot of prep and attention into that butt. Go ahead. Go ahead. A butt fluffer? Yeah, no, I mean, I'm sure it was just, you know,

somebody came in and like made sure it was padded down. Makeup was good. He was probably doing squats padded down. Probably waxed him. Yeah, yeah, they probably did. I think the amount of it north would not have a would have a Harry bus. He's not a man of the North.

Yeah, but it's team. Oh, yeah, but I hate my Harry. But I got it. Spoiler. Spoiler. Guys, his face. Hmm. Actually, yes.

What? Yeah, I know. Yeah, his mother's. Yeah, so. And then north, that north pass. Where do you get your Harry butt jeans? I don't know. Harry butt.

Where's the Harry butt? Who passes that down? I'm okay there. I'm okay. I got, I'm not think I have two Harry but butt. I got too much hair. I don't like it. I'm all right.

I wish I could go with a little less. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Do you ever shave your butt? No? I did one of single Like I was super I was super self-conster. Yeah with a razor. Exactly. Thanks for ever You gotta do it and face it. I'm gonna start coming back in. What was it? Face is like are you talking like the cheeks or the valley the cheeks? Okay. Oh, that's why you get there If you get the valley Oh, you mean in the oh, no, yeah, because apparently playing with dynamite and then when it starts to grow back, it's not so fun for me. It's fine because I waxed that

So when you're crazy you waxed yourself. No, I don't know. I get it What was that reaction? I do the butterfly pose and then I bring my legs up over how well do you know these people that you like just like up I post and then I bring my legs up over. How well do you know these people that you like just like, Bop. I usually just take whichever waxers available. Really, just tell me me care. Now I go to the same person, but before when I used to, I just be like, I'm curious.

They know you. Well, they've seen so many. I know. They're professional things and bits and people. But I'm sure there are people out there who would be nervous about going to a waxing center because they'd be on display. Sure, and you are very much on display

when you're getting in Brazilian wax. You get to say, they're like moving shit or what? And they're studying, right? And they're like, oh, this part has hair and then they zip and then, oh, let's go back in there and check it out. And then like, and they like move.

These lights. No, but she has a mask on and she's just like, what do you mean? I'll tell you that. What's that? Is she moving? Like, like, like, like, bids? Yeah.

Really? Yeah. And they were like, moving like, like moving like get to the left get to the right. Yeah, interesting She's moving like like you know the lips around whatnot Did they're trying to upsell you in anything like added services? They tried to send us a I Don't need it, but a stomach strip because some people have like hair that grows up a little bit like a like a happy trail I'm not bleaching everything that I mean that seems like something to be super easy to do. They're right there. I feel like it's not that I don't,

I don't know if they do bleaching at that point. I'm fine, but they're here. I'm fine with it. I never got it. But you're gonna commit a relationship now. So it's like, who cares? They add like a cherry scent. They do ask me if I want to leave a strip though.

To which I'm just like, you don't like the, the landing strip. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't like the the landing strip. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Yeah, it depends on the day. What what can I ask you the love to ask Barbara these kind of questions? What's like Harry Butt guy? What's the what's the big turn off?

Like what's the thing? It's like you can't hang with that. I'm like a guy in terms of hair. And I know there's not much for you. That's like a like your pretty down to clown. Yeah, but it's is there there something that's like on your scale is what's the extreme end? If it's like two,

Now listen, before Barbara says anything, I'm asking her a question about her personal preference. So she can say something that somebody and audience is probably gonna have. Probably. And they're probably gonna say, you're never gonna be Barbara. Everyone has different preferences.

This is just what I'm asking Barbara. Yes. Well, we probably won't cross pass at any point. But the only thing that I don't like is if there's like too much hair that you can't find the penis. What is that about? That hasn't happened to me, thankfully, but I've seen porn and photos of like guys

who are very, very hairy and it's just like, you gotta to find the prize. But it's like a quest though. Yeah, and it's like, I don't. I just honestly, like my only thing is like be groomed. Be groomed. Be groomed. You don't have to be careless,

you don't have to be like completely natural or anything just like groomed. Should be, what if it's too thick? Like, what? Do any like thinning shears? No, just like neat. Okay. Mean is good.

Not like fucking like fireworks of pubic hair everywhere. Yeah, I feel like if a guy has gotten to the point where it's difficult to find, he should address that. Yeah. Is there a magic number of like how long for the hair? Like if you're just straightened out. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I straight now, I mean, I've never taken a ruler into the bedroom. With a car. Oh, this is too long.

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It's awesome. Can you guys cut through all the way? Oh, yeah. I mean, I've been cut through. No, the cat is like, I spent time with the cat. It looks like a shrunken old man. It's awesome. Those cats are awesome. Alex, can you get an advanced cat one? No, the cat, it's like, I spent time with the cat. It's the greatest thing in the world. I will probably get a hairless cat next. Because it's most... Alex brings her hairless cat every now and then.

It's rare, but she brings it every now and then. It's awesome. Little fat baby Wendy. Yeah, little butt going on. Yeah, the rule. They do look like shrunken old men though. Love it. Well, like Gremlins or something,

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In the Austin subreddit for a few weeks. That's annoying me. Let me think about this. Something about this. Stuff in the Austin subreddit's been knowing you. Is it photos of Austin from like 20 years ago and photos now? No. I don't know. I can't think of it, buddy. It is a group of people who have organized an anti-social breakfast club. I have seen the posts about that and they have their meetings at 6 p.m. in the evening. I think these are people who think they're anti-social but aren't anti-social. I agree with your assessment. I can't imagine. Because they're making plans for a change.

I can't imagine ever going out to an anti-social event. Sounds like it's a group of unlikable people. That's different than anti-social. They just wanna get together and bash other people? No, they just like, they just can't make shit happen socially, but that doesn't mean anti-social is a thing. Gus is like, we joke about him being anti-social, but you go like about a mile and a half past Gus.

Those are anti-social people. I know people that are like, don't want to be around other people and don't want to interact with anybody. So, antisocial just introverted. I just, I would just, well, antisocial, would you think the antisocial is a negative word? I don't think it's necessarily negative.

But people, an antisocial person would not want to be social. They're antisocial. So they wouldn't want to be social. I guess a lot of people think of that as a negative thing. It, it, it, it looks like what it is. Cause it's probably the awkward breakfast club, right? That's probably what it is. At 6 p.m.

Do they mean it, Chili? It's so bad. You're so bad. I'm so bad. I don't like this. Doesn't make any sense. Why is this 6 p.m. part? Everything, everything about it.

You should go. You should go. I'm sponsored. I'm not a one in film it, making you a doc. I could not do that. I bet they have a good time. They probably are. I mean, I'm going to be a part of it. They're not figuring it out and doing what they want. I don't want to a good time. They're probably are. I mean, I mean, they call them.

They're not figuring it out and doing what they want. Well, there are social clubs. This would be an anti-social club. It's all barbite. If you showed up at the anti-social club. I mean, like, what's up, fucker? No, I just be like, I'm so shy and I don't, you know. The way it ever talks to me and everything. You'd be like, I'm just a lonely girl. And a big world.

And you need help figuring out how to play the ring game. I do not need for your not how to play the ring game. I do not need help figure out a plan of ring game. Yeah, you do. She does. She always needs help. If you ever see Barbara in a bar, playing the ring game with me, come and give her tips.

So you're gonna go and get me the tips. So you get so mad. Give me the tips. I love it. You're gonna go and test them. Like you just stand by the ring game, be like, hey, can anybody come over and help me? I don't even need to ask Brandon.

But then they just they're just looking confused. I uh... So this goes there? How do I get it there? I swing it. But you're asking them to betray their principles. What's that? What if I take my top off?

Well that'd be better. Well I want you to let the guys do it because then they'll be fucking shitty at it. You know they're gonna be shitty at it and we can be like all right good at it. I'm like so is it like this? Hook. I will at it. You know, they're gonna be shitty at it. And we can be like, all right, get outta here. I'm like, so is it like this? Buh, buh, buh. Hook. I will say this. Is this such a good teacher?

Like, when we're out in a social situation and out with group of girls, it's usually if a guy like that is like, I'll watch just to see like how long they're around. Like if they're around for like five minutes, I'll walk up and say, hey, what's going on? I'm like, try to shoot a guy off or whatever.

The one person I go do do that with is Barbara, because there's no need to do that. Barbara is very direct. Like, I'm hanging out with my friends. I'm not here to meet anybody. Probably because you, honestly, you're pretty well practiced at this, right? I mean, I mean, I, you won't say it.

I'll say it. She's pretty well practiced at this. She has to be like, get out of here. Get out here. Beat it, beat it, fuck off. I'm just good at telling people to fuck off in a nice way. Right. I never hear you, fuck off. I'm just good at telling people to fuck off in a nice way. Right.

I never hear you say fuck off. Oh no. All that often. I can't say I've never heard you say it. But I also used to do it, like I used to volunteer the Ruchite booth for many years before working here. And so I'm used to like moving people along quickly to get to the next person.

And sometimes people will dilly-dally at the booth and try to talk for a long time. And so I would pick up certain cues on how to deal with that. All right, well, it's really nice to meet you. Like, go check out the rest of the collection floor. I was nice to see you, dude. Would you pick up on me and my method? What are you doing?

Leave. No, because then they would call me a bitch. You and I can't have the same person. Because I love that. He's like, he's like a drill instructor in the booth. Go, what do you want? Why are you here? You're standing in the way.

Yeah, you understand? Stand over there. My favorite fan interaction I think of all time at a convention was a guy that we were signing stuff. And he came through, talked to him, and we signed some things, project photo. Then we were signing things again, we signed for like three or four more people.

And the guy was then I saw standing there at the edge of the, like, he moved down to the corner of the table and just stood there. And I said to him, I said, I said, Hey, dude, I said, what's going on? I said, do we, did you need something else? I go, do you need to say something or something you left? And he goes, no, I think it's no, I'm just standing here. And I said, well, do you need to think he guess, no,, I'm just standing here. And I said, well, do you need anything? He goes, no, because I'm just standing here.

I don't know why. He goes, but I can't, I keep thinking it's weird that I'm still standing here, but I can't bring myself to leave. But he was like, it wasn't crazy or anything. It was just like, like this guy, like, in a moment, like having a piff and he goes, I don't know why I'm here.

He goes, I'll leave at some point, but I guess I can't just get myself to leave. But it's a very normal answer, I get that. It was a normal self-aware answer. I just thought it was one I go, I go, well, you take whatever time you need. And after a while, I just walked away. I was like, did I do everything? Was there something else?

Just going through a checklist? It wasn't that he was just like, yeah. And Matt Mann was Brandon from Mahaney. I know. No, actually, we were out recently, Paula and a couple, like a couple we know. And it was like a karaoke thing.

One kid went up there, did a song, and it was obvious he just kind of came up here to do karaoke and he didn't really have anybody to hang out with, so just kind of standing there awkwardly. So we just went up and invited him and, you know, hung out with him for a little bit. It's really nice. Yeah, but it's just like, you know, it sucks,

because it's like, I'm sure he didn't know anybody who wanted to go out that particular night, but do you want to do sing? So it's like, he shouldn't get punished for that. Great story. I have no idea where that came from or what that was about, but that's really awesome. I got another fan interaction story that I will tell on the post show. On the post show? It's one that I might need to edit.

I went down a rabbit hole of Japanese videos recently. Jesus, okay, let's go on this rabbit hole with you. And I found a video of this robotic dog that was developed with a sensor in its nose. It could tell you if your feet stink or not. What? They would go up to your feet and smell them. And if your feet smelled okay, it would look at you in a wagged tail.

But if your feet smelled bad, it would follow her and play dead. Oh my God. Oh, great. I'd tell. Passive way to do that. It's some kind of olfactory sensor that's built into its nose.

I don't know. What is that? I have no idea. I didn't put that What is that? I have no idea that in shoes And then they can tell you if your shoes stink have I talked about my girl ex girlfriend who it's not Nope, go on. Oh, so they were they're bad and it was caused by the same pair of shoes Like get rid of the fucking shoes. I mean, I could have just had like bacteria in there I don't know, but it's like the shoe smelled whenever she wore them then her feet would smell But it's like I didn't know how to bring that up And I didn't want to just steal it and throw it away.

So at the time, Facebook had this thing called the honesty box where you can anonymously send somebody some information. You were in a terrible relationship. No, I just, there was no way I could tell her this information without rushing her. You're, you're, you're, you're shooting every time you take them off after you get home from work every day. Anonymous. Seriously, how do work every day. Anana.

Let's see you. Seriously, how do you tell that? Anana is like, sometimes she would take them off like in a public place like at a, you know, the place where we worked. She would just have them off. She's fucking being her, like, he may be being her, her, her, her socks or whatever.

Yeah, I'm sure other people notice too. Can we see your shoes? Yeah. What's wrong with it? What's wrong with it? What's wrong with this? I'm just curious. How come Brandon, I have a question for you. The souls are falling off.

You have a living. Look at the show, the toe. Brandon, look at that. I have a question for you. Every time I've seen Brandon in the last six years, your shoes have never been tied. I don't know. I keep waiting for that to catch on.

Like a trend. And then I'll be like, Brandon, this is my first. Why are you mad about this? Yes. You were like, if you're gonna be such an asshole about someone else's shoes, why do your shoes look like that?

What happened? How did it go? I just made it. You never got rid of them and I didn't say anything. I was like, you know what, I'm not gonna say anything. You put it in the audience, you're not gonna smell good, but I mean, she replied, I think just said thank you. She knew the thing about it.

I never approached it. We did it for a while and it just wasn't great, but I was like, there's no way I could bring this up as her boyfriend and it not just destroy her. You can bring it up. I could it. There's no way. You can bring it up.

There's no way. No, no, no, it's a chance that she might be hurt for a while, but then the shoes are gone, so it's... No, it's just, you know, there's, I just dealt with it and it was like that, that is. You're afraid of being honest with a partner then they're probably not the partner for you. Well, we're not dating anymore. I know that's what I'm saying. If you, if anybody watching here is having trouble being honest with somebody, that's a

bad advice. But you're very good advice. That's a bad advice. Here's what, here's what I do it. Go in one day, you say it with Sitana. Look, I want to talk to you about something. I really, I'm super into foot stuff and I want to do foot shit with you, but your feet stink. And then one day, you say, sit down and look how I'm gonna talk to you about something. I really, I'm super into foot stuff and I wanna do foot shit with you, but your feet stink.

And then you're gonna do foot shit, and I go, not really, your feet, they stink. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, yeah. Just. Tell me the other work. Tell me work. I want you to know that you have the history of very healthy relationships. So bad. What? I was going to say something, but I can't. Say it on the post show. I'll say it on the post show.

And I just got a slack. Michael wanted me, Michael over here, wants me to remind everyone that the day five season two finale is this weekend. Oh my god. The last episode of day five that just came out. Everybody's been waiting for that. Wouldn't drop. I don't know. I tried to keep myself out of productions I'm not involved with. So I didn't know anything about day five season two. Yeah. And then watching it with the rest of the

audience was just like, what? Yep. What the fuck? I hate to say that kind of stuff because I, you know, anyway, just you have to have to see it. Check out day five. Now's a great time to do it, because if you get a first membership now, you can do a third day free trial, and you can binge watch, and you'll be able to see all the day five season one. Yeah, a lot of people are like,

oh, I'm waiting for the finale, so I could binge it. It's like, binge episodes one to seven right now, and then watch it with the rest of the community on Sunday. It's a really great show. It's a really, really, really great show. And if you're watching this live right now, you're already a first member. You might as well go watch it.

You might as well. Yeah. It's there. It's content. Why would you do it? What are you? Got nothing better. Next episode tonight and then two episodes and then two episodes.

Then I'm going to get a soup tonight. I got a host. I'm probably going to get a soup. Okay. I'm also probably going to get a soup tonight. I got a host. I'm probably going to get soup. I've been with this whole 30. I've been doing lots of pressure cooking. You do use pressure cooker. You use pressure cook stuff. Tell it to smoke and stuff like that.

No, salt, salt pressures. And you should totally do it. Do you like slow cook stuff? Yeah, love it. Okay, so this is like getting slow cook stuff, but without the slow part. You just get it like 20 minutes. Do you ever get cook stuff? Yeah, I love it. Okay, so this is like getting slow cook stuff, but without the slow part. You just get it like 20 minutes. You ever, you have the soup peddler down here at airport?

Wasn't it, I ate the one in the mor. Oh yeah. Yeah. Great soup. If you're in a soup. It's good soup, yeah. But they also have juices and juices are expensive. Yeah, I miss Barberspot.

They got soup. No, thanks. All right, let's wrap this up. So I'm gonna go get a soup after this. Okay, I'm hosting something, I'm hosting an award show this coming week. I don't know if I can say what it is. Are you inviting Blaine to it? You're hosting within a week and you can't say what it is?

I don't know, I think so. We're also gonna be at the streamies. Who are you talking about? Yep. Okay. No, I'm not hosting the streamies. I'm not hosting the streamies. No, I know, I know, but we're also gonna be there

so you could use the suit at the streamies too. That is correct, that is correct. Ooh, we have the suit. Yeah, awkward. All right, thanks for watching everybody. I'll see you guys next time. at the stream you see that is correct that is correct oh yes a suit yeah awkward all right thanks for watching everybody uh we'll see you guys next time I'm pretty dressed I love you Gavin Gavin

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