Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Seduction Discussion - #349

Episode Date: November 10, 2015

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These two went oh, what they started like putting on their clothes. I don't know what you guys would do And you guys just so chose that moment to get dressed it goes guys guys. I should probably look at our spots I read the copy, but then I forgot Like an hour before the podcast. No I've read these before they've all been sponsors in the past Do you think us practices anything was the last thing you practice the last thing I practiced That's a really good question practice your lines and laziness you math for fun. I practice my lines For something that we shot that is not out yet. You could probably say the show

Maybe maybe is it a show? I'd rather not say yeah, it's a show that we've already You don't know what I'm talking about you do you have no idea what you're talking about because I was there when you were practicing Maybe it's another thing. Let's not fight. It's not three hundred and forty-nine focus. Oh, let's white Why would we give up tradition three hundred and forty-nine? Three fifty is a you a kind of an important number. And you're going to you're going to not be here on Monday. I will be on vacation.

We should pre-tap it. We'll pre-tap. So we'll pre-tap 350 sometime before we go. Now. Oh, we'll pre-tap it at some point before. Okay. Okay. Alright, I'm done with that.

I hope everybody else is okay with that. Hopefully. I didn't know it would be. Yeah. Oh, I would then I'll be okay with that. Because our topic could be like a couple days of date or something. You know, like, yeah. The pod tests are timeless.

Yeah. You're putting in the time capsule. Well, we will put that to the test. Who's going to be on you now? I'll forget. I'm going to miss you. I'm going to miss you when I'm on vacation. I miss you when you were on the livestream, Gus. I somehow missed that. I was on the livestreams. I'm so happy you got to this right away.

That's what everybody's gonna want to talk about. Is that why I was vomiting non-stop yesterday? So how many times did you vomit? It would be easier to tell you the number of times I didn't vomit. I have a clip ready. So that is, wait, there's you not vomiting. Look at Gussie's face. Look at it. Oh, look at that. What is yours?

Did Blin you a body show? You said it's for the kids. Oh my God. Look at his face. Look at his face. Amazing. Look at his face. I can tell, like, I can tell that feeling because it's not gross.

It probably wasn't gross. I'm coming in. No. Cool. Cool. I'm going to look at her. close it probably wasn't close yeah cold referred to as hurricane straddle him or wrestle him poor

god call comes in is my favorite we've told the story of we've told the story of London where we had a wrestling fight and I tackled you. That was like a similar version of Gus. Yeah, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very and everything and I'm like, gosh, you're gonna pull the microphone you. Don't you think I know how the microphones were Barbara? I've just seen Miles walk up. Miles. Miles. Miles. You want to come talk about your experience? Miles, you're so hard in the stomach that I had a handprint on my stomach the next day. That's the photo that I saw. It was crazy.

So dude. So she's asking how you're doing? Making cheese. I thought about showing up today with like a whole bunch of like, till a muk cheese muk cheese or something to start passing out to everyone. There was a moment where... Did they give me your thing from now on? I guess so. You're the full chrome and I'm the cheese master. You passed out all of that. It was like a jekyll and hide thing.

You became a gust that I had never seen before. Like it was when he marched over to the wheel suddenly like you're getting this and excited for the things you were going to put on it. on it just took over and then we never got you back I've seen that goes but every time you weren't In the area and Miles said like something about Gus. He's like oh shit. Did he hear me? And you just see you like walking in It's a Freight of you. It's really funny. No, that's good. That's awesome.

It's for the kids, right? It's all for a good cause. Yeah, I mean, you were here. What? Because I didn't even see you. I was going to fight. I was here midnight to about three, I think. Yeah, you just shut up in the middle of the night.

Well, because we did the Amoeba Cockfight at midnight from midnight to two with a screw attack, which I thought went really awesome. And then after that, I just kept drinking. Yeah, the gold Mario. You said that you have vomiting until like 7 p.m. last night. I think the last time I was off the drink was that last night. That would have been 16 hours. Oh, the one awful day you must have had.

Yeah, I mean, actually I slept till about, I think 11, 11, 30. And I woke up and I felt fine. And I came back to get my car here and ran in a Bernie and Ashley. And that was really, I mean mean Gus was like walking back up and you know guys we're admit I'm a little fascinated by you like I'm always curious what is Gus do when he leaves here I always want to know that. And so Gus gets dropped off and he does like a slow walk into the complex and like Ashley snapping for it. I thought you were covering your eyes. He's walking so slow once every time. And then the car that he came in like pulls away.

And she and Ashley makes a joke about the walk of shame. I go, well, who drove me? You're like, who do you go home with? Who do you stay with? And it looked like Matt's car. But it wasn't Matt. So I followed the car for like four blocks. And I'm like, who's Gus going home home with and did he crash in somebody's house

And I'm following and I'm like an idiot. I was in Home Depot like an hour later. I was like oh that was a fucking Uber It was by the way the nicest Uber I've been in fucking guys shows up in a BMW 5 series. Yeah What's it? What's the Uber car? Do you think you can pick up in the most? Uh, probably some kind of Toyota Hyundai accent. Iry I get that one there's a lot there it is great shot what fucking terrible timing I was gonna get my car take off nobody's gonna notice you fucking Bernie and Ashley are right there driving out perfect timing I really did get two spooky I was so sad was so sad I'd already gone home for that. Yeah, I was sad I didn't go home.

It was amazing. I remember waking up the next morning and on the comments I saw tons of different posts about Gus, like tiny little thumbnails, all of Gus. And I was like, what did Gus do? And the first one I clicked was a gif of him just shucking vodka. And I was like, oh, I missed drunk

Gus damn it. It was like it was more than drunk. It was like that was it you all witnessed the last time I were gonna drink alcohol. I had that feeling too whenever like I mean the cat bug high-end cat bug was a long time ago and that wasn't broadcast. 30,000 people didn't want you to do the panel. They didn't watch me do that Do you hate RTA? I hate that, but it's not as embarrassing as when I'm like stumbling into wall and turning down the lights and entire Or turning up the lights and the entire restaurant. I always say that if I've been drinking when people are just reminding me of stuff I did do you think that one people are? Now remind you informing you. Yeah, I've always tried to Own it like I don't ever want to be embarrassed by it like I don't want to feel bad about it

So it's like yeah, I did that so what I've never seen you have that so much money doing all of the crazy things that you did Like without question we got thousands of dollars because of drunk us cheese mask. Thank you Everyone who donated for the extra last you where do we end up with that? So Jack put out a journal. I believe he said, you probably know better than I do, bar, but $365,000 were raised by the community in donations. There's even more as of today, because people could still donate. Yeah, because they can still donate.

And then I think very close to 21,000 posters, like just under 21,000 posters. Yeah, with all of that, and today there was more raise. I think we were at 562,000. That's what I'm, that's the number I was thinking, I'm not 365. Let me look up the actual number number but the grand total was five sixty five is somewhere there. Yeah, which is like ridiculous I know the goal was five hundred and even that was like a hard goal to attain so awesome job community

Let me look at Jack Patio I'm gonna get back to work with good job. She's master. We had lost us the second. He tried to kiss Jack Also, congratulations Good job. She's master. We had lost Gus the second he tried to kiss Jack also Congratulations, Miles. Oh, it's good miles has been promoted to the head writer of animation Yeah, so congratulations to Miles who will now be You're doing a victory lap here in a moment. Here you go. It's a picture like oh, I get a hug It's like a moon track. It're in management now. It's inappropriate. You can't do that. Congratulations, mom. Well, did you have to disclose that relationship? What about when Gus rubbed his naked belly on my arm last night? What is that? Countess. What's that? No, that's it counts as a bonus You're lucky for working here. That's good luck in a lot of Asian culture. Yeah, it's true

He was also holding his tits at the same time. I wanted to be decent. You were like, Jan and Jackson on the cover of the Rolling Stones. Holding your boobs. Someone else holding her boobs, I think. You're someone behind her, right? That is correct. I remember that.

Hopefully no one will do that to you. Do you think that was the most extreme live stream we've ever had? I would say without that. How are we going to topple that? We're not going to. Listen, I mean, when when he about tests. Sam Sunday or Monday morning, and no one is talking about the fact that Michael got, or less people are talking about the fact that Michael got tased.

Yeah. Twice, that was one of the most intense things that I have ever watched in my life. You were there in person, right? No, I was in home watching. I was in home watching, I was like, It was me, I didn't wanna do it, because I didn't wanna kill him.

So that was me explaining to Jack how to use a Tesla. I love how they chose Matt Bragg and Trevor to hold him when probably two of the like scroniest dudes in existence. Oh there he goes I got the Michael here to describe it. Oh look at me shaking. Well, we're gonna put up a video I've got you can see me that filming him from the front like I got his face and You just like it's the kind of thing that just strips all of your layers away like you can't put up any him from the front. Like I got his face. And you just like, it's the kind of thing that just strips all of your layers away. Like you can't put up any defense

when you get hit by a taser. It's just like you're looking deep into that human of just like raw pain. Like you can't control himself in any way. That's how I'm going to sleep. Right on his spine too. It was like, it also didn't come out very easily, right? Oh, let's not show that.

Let's not know where that part is. I was watching that stream. I wasn't here. I was watching from home. I was like I was like He was Can't you can't camera ready? Well, it was his idea to get him again off three door deep in him Yeah, that let me ask you question because that was at home screaming

Stop stop when Michael was getting hit because it was like I felt like the The the charge went on forever. Yeah, it lost for five seconds. Yeah, and there's no you can turn the safety on to stop it But by default it's the five second Jol and then it stops that's the ball five seconds of anyone's life you can get him again on the second time I remember Jack hit him again and it was going for five seconds and he had already let go of the trigger Yeah, and you hear Jeremy going stop stop stop and that's like I'm not doing anything. You can actually in my angle on the video you can hear Michael like e-cout a stop he's like stop that's horrible. I also his nibble were so hard. It's hard them up real nice. They cut glass. I would not want to do that though.

No, no, I would not want to do that though. No, no, I would not want to do that. I mean, I thought you guys were champs for doing the milk challenge, which was great, you should colored milk. Oh, let's get a shot of that. That made me laugh so hard. You put so much food coloring in. Michael did his one video one time where he peaked a rainbow and this actually looked like he was peakinging that same There it is The shot of Barbara is Look at that pull focus is great Because it'll be one of you

It goes back in but they don't refocus on Michael to stay on Barbara. Oh, but then Oh, it's awful. It was so awful. That was a screen shot that someone sent me Leia and it was you I guess you're like looking at the laptop or not paying attention. It's just a picture of you With my stream of green vomit. Like, I'm coming down like a waterfall in front of you. Yeah, you showed me, you're like, this is our favorite. Yeah, I just like, I just, we had, I forgot who was talking. It will never not be amazing to me that he did that.

Like we had meetings talking about this ahead of time. Like weeks ahead, like, oh, you know, what do we need to do? How should we organize this? You know, so much thought went into just hurting someone And I just grab the table Let's be honest here next year somebody's gonna have to get naked right or something Yeah, what are we gonna do? We got to shoot someone with a crossbow. I know what's gonna happen. Yeah We're gonna have to like cut somebody's help or something like that live surgery. Oh my gosh

We're gonna have to like cut somebody's out for something like that live surgery. Oh my gosh I don't even know we had live surgery when Michael had the barbs removed from his back Gussled to the whole stream and what he wore in those pictures in frag dude. Oh god controllers covering your nipples Or you the famous picture of you you should bring your tiger outfit here. You're a little tiger Tiger I recently learned who it was that created that photo. I know it was it was It was was he eventually back then or was he Mojo pin Mojo pin. I don't know. Oh so mad Finsulence I get that picture tweeted at me all the fucking time Finsulence is a legendary member of the Rishi community site and he would just like photo He was one of the best photoshoppers. He's really good. I've never met me

But you remember on the old site, there was always a running thread that was constantly being posted in and it was just Photoshop Gus, the thread. And there's one that came out of it that Finch Lynch did, which was a dude in a tigger costume and bikini briefs like this. You can look it up, you'll find Gus.

Gus gets it set to him all the time. Isn't it on your Wikipedia page? I don't really. I don't have a Wikipedia page. So no, look sent to him all the time. Is it on your Wikipedia page? I don't have a Wikipedia page. Oh. So no, look up to you. Yeah, somebody targeted Gus's Wikipedia page. Yeah, they came after me repeatedly saying

that a computer technician does not deserve to have a Wikipedia page. Man, they don't like you. Yeah, they kept deleting it. They kept getting restored. They kept deleting it, but eventually, I guess it was just gone. They just came up. So fuck it, who cares?

It's Wikipedia. Oh, it's shit's fake anyway. Yeah, so yeah, it's it's a really weird awkward photo, but if it were me I would own it. I would fess up to it Yep, there it is. That is not me. It's like it's such a great Photoshop though. It's good I forgot I forgot that you had on spider man underwear. I think you forgot that I didn't have wrong Spider-Man Why don't you just get forgot? Why don't you just replicate it? Just do it. Maybe stretch goal for a mixed year six.

I love that idea of the stretch goal. I love that idea of the stretch goal. In reality compared to that guy. You see how much more heat I'm packing down in my spider dick. Spider dick! It's got eight arms baby. Oh! She's wet.

And it's filled with venom. Oh And I'm born children. It's got eight arms baby. Oh, she's wet and it's filled with venom And unborn children and unborn children. Do you think your human specimen cuts through metal like your sweat my human specimen? What does that mean? Yes, okay? Like do you think if you jizzed on your MacBook would it eventually eat through let's find out How long would you have to wait wait wait we have to leave Once a day. Every day. I have to be hours and hours. Yeah, there would not be a laptop you'd want to use. That would not be like a daily use laptop. There would be like a laptop you, I don't even know where you would keep that. There's a whole no meaning to sticky keys. Isn't that the meaning? When like keys stick, you know, like when you're,

you click something too long. You talk them I press and shift five times. Or any key. If you hold down any key too long, it like errors out. No. No, that's me. I think you're alone. Cool. Well, I would have in this conversation.

Yeah, no, we are two. We're here. That's what we're here for. So I, one of the other things that's out here, I put that book out here. Someone sent me this book. It's what if it's like a hypothetical situation book. I put it out here because I wanted people to know that I'm aware of it And I feel bad because people send me this book fairly regularly. They send you the physical book They send me some people by this book and gift it via Amazon. I have a really yeah, I just have a So I brought it out just so people know, thank you. I really appreciate it.

Um, you don't have to- Is it- Is this a sponsored book there? No. Oh! Let's go here! Check this out! Revversus Blue, the book! Comes out November 17th in stores. Well, you don't have to get rid of the easel. We're going to take it off and put the red versus blue book there. Now hold this bit so it's- I'm going to retrieve the easel. I'm dedicated to the joke. Oh, watch this! Let it let it go stands up on its own One of the features

When did you say it comes out? November 17th in stores everywhere pre-order it now if you'd like on red versus blue book dot com you get and you get something right you get like a $5 store credit or something? $5 store credit for the the receipt store Yeah, if you if you will pre-order it We'll web that website you guys did a little reading of it on the actual what a deal Yeah, very a very short reading we did of it. It's I mean a lot of times you see like the art and everything else It's really cool in there like the home see here up up the Schematics one of my favorite sections. It's a great copy table book boop boop boop

Or a back of the bug. Back of the bog. That's a good place for. Where's the plans? Now here we go. Do you keep the books on the back? All the plans I've drawn by Caboose for different operations in Blood Gulch. Do we have an audio book version?

Red, by the year. No, we can probably, I would say Red, Red, Blue. Red, Red, Blue. So there's original stories in there. There's, you know, compilations of like, in data from the whole series, and then some new material as well that we wrote.

That was so cool. That we writ. We're the ridders. Hopefully, you had a good editor. Man, that was, Eddie did a lot of work on the other thing, and it was like, I want to say the first draft of the book when it came back had something close to 500, like notations on it it or something like that.

So it was making a book as a tough process. So book coming out November, big accomplishment. That's really cool. I'm very excited. I've never had a book before. You talked about this on the vlog of what's happening November, December, January. I don't know if you... Right, November, we've got the book coming out.

And then we announced last week that Rivers' Blue is going to L. Ray for television, Reverse will be televised now on the L. Ray network. And then in January we have a movie. So we have a book coming out, a TV show coming on TV, a network, and then a movie coming out in theaters. He's probably the widest way. I know I did. Coming on TV. TV in a TV network.

I see going to TV if my specimen can make a TV. So that's really awesome. And today it's one of those things I didn't have, didn't have either of those things, any of those things, you know, two months ago. TV now. I see my specimen can make TV. So that's really awesome. It's one of those things I didn't have either of those things, any of those things, you know, two months ago. Now in the next three months we'll have all of them. Is that a meal, you know, or is that just water? It's just water. I think we're a lot to talk about.

Laser team since the back was got the in-outs. It was announced today. Why don't you tell us that? Let's get ready to tell us Lays a team in thiz when 27th of January And we will be in all of us will be in Australia I believe at that time We on our way back probably will be coming back. Yeah, we'll have already had our Australian premiere. Yeah, right? That's an announcement. Yeah, yeah'll have already had our Australian premiere. Yeah, right? Yes, that's an announcement. Yes, sure.

Yeah, so we're super excited. I can't wait to actually, it's gonna be crazy to go down to Australia with the amount of people that we're going down there with. So, it's not a list, yeah, there's a lot of people. A large showing. There'll be a lot of us there. Very large.

Sorry. What? Being sarcastic. Oh, I don't know if he was your Canadian showing or not. Sorry. There was something I was going to say about that. Laser team. I've been against it going to be a little bit slower today.

Australia. It takes a while to recover. You want some water? I got water. You're going to get it slowly. Not vodka. Water. What do you do for a hangover?

Sleep. That's it. Yeah, I slept all day day pretty much all day yesterday The thing I found that works really well is just before you go to bed Just take two Advil and drink as much water as you can possibly stand and then just go to bed Mm-hmm. I was bound that yeah It's really scary when you drink like four glasses of water and then wake up in the morning You don't have to be you know order. I'm so an Uber. That's pretty scary

It's one of the worst families if you go to bed and you've just forgotten to drink You don't have to be. Because you can even order yourself an Uber. That's pretty scary. Uber. Uber. It's one of the worst families if you go to bed and you've just forgotten to drink water. And as you're waking up, you realize that you forgot and you're like, ah, my head. It's a horrible feeling. You don't even have to sleep with a glass of water. Isn't that like one of your nighttime rituals?

Is this the thing you know about me? Let's say yeah, Hawaii's the show. I know that's about me. I say yeah, why is he? Yeah, you probably know about you don't you sleep with the glass of water? Yeah, like every night every night before you go to bed You have to get a glass of water and put it next to your bed. Yeah, but I don't think you know that about me Apparently does you probably mentioned on podcast before did I? Well, you spend a lot of time with Bernie probably mentioned it in passing. I do do that Yeah, don't you don't know people go to the pub with the drink?

No, I just like burst my teeth, and then I like, I have like a copper cup in my bathroom, and I just drink like two glass of water done for them. Apparently it's good to have a glass. So why fall asleep, I don't get back up until the morning. So you just drink out of the tap? What? I'm a part of copper cup, didn't you hear?

Oh. You mean say is it not filtered or anything? No, fuck no. No, this water's out of the tap in the kitchen here. It's disgusting. It's in America. No, tap water's fine. It smells bad.

It's totally fine. You're mental. Spina, when's the last time anyone has changed the filter in the refrigerator? See? There you go. When was the last time somebody changed the filter in that refrigerator? Have you noticed it comes out a trickle? That's why I was bringing it up.

It's probably like coming through like 40 years of algae. Yeah, it still tastes better than the crap from just the tap. Yeah, you're very sensitive. We've talked about this before. I, we, we identified it, didn't we? Yeah, he did the tap. I think it took me two minutes to fill up. Oh, you'll be there a long time, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, it's so fucking slow. Yeah, yourself a Britapiture. The toughest part for me is like living, or coming to the work at a place where there's a beer tap, like 30 steps away at all points of time. Oh yeah. That thing is fucking dangerous. That came in handy.

That came in handy. That came in handy. That came in handy. That came in handy on the livestream though. Oh shit. Is that the... I don't know. I don't know how many people... We should be a stat. There should be a board like a chalkboard on the set.

How many times you've replaced the cake. There's a... Yeah, that's a good one. Have you been... There's a bar in Las Vegas. Yeah. In the area. There's the Todd English pub's a good one. Have you been there's a there's a bar in Las Vegas at the area There's the Todd English pub the area. They have what's the area is that the one that's by the Cosmopol yes I like right next to it. That was where we played CREPS. Yes

I thought it was Asian themed because everything has a theme like Paris and all that stuff Uh-huh and Aladdin is Arabian themed. I thought aria was a Asian themed Casino when I went over the first time because I just didn't know I was there in Chinese New Year. So they had a policy. Yeah, they go crazy Chinese New Year with the decorations. But at a Thai-English pub, they have tables with a tap in the middle of it and it's served yourself beer. And it's got like a little counter on it. And anytime you pull it, it's like a petrol.

Right, anytime you pull it, it just like spins it or the counter goes up and then stops when you stop. That's amazing. See, we were talking about this earlier, Gus, and it's the thing that happens with me when I start drinking is there's like, if I'm in a place where I'm drinking last time, I got really drunk. What is actually the cat bug story was a new year's when I got super drunk at New Year's. But I was doing your vampire thing with the spy. I was.

You're saying you were a vampire. Oh, was that was invisible? Yeah, you're invisible. You do this. I was. You're saying you were a vampire. Was that was invisible? Yeah, you're invisible. But there's always this thing I do when I'm drinking and it's like there's this voice and it's not really strong. I have to like think about it. But there's a voice going stop. Stop drinking right now. Right now. Just stop drinking. And if I stop at that point, great night. If I don't stop, if I have one more beer after that voice, done. That's like I can't remember at that point. Great night. If I don't stop it, I have one more beer after that voice done

That's like I can't remember the rest of the night and you you said you stopped 10 minutes too late I yeah, I probably should have gotten off camera about 10 minutes earlier Or 20 or 20 whatever you don't like what I just So I was just nervous because you kept trying to get people to do three shots with you. Oh god It's that's the worst and my favorite one we spun the wheel and it landed on three shots and you got so excited. And you went, I'm gonna do three shots. You guys are gonna do three shots and then I'm gonna make you cheese. That's just like... You guys were so happy we were away from this conversation.

Oh, do it's awesome. I love it. I like to when you're spinning the wheel and just random crap. I don't know who wrote it. Oh, like landed on like how we mandell and stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're true with how we mandell is? No, on the wheel. It's like the person who is.

I know who he is. Well, how we mandell, you know, you used to do a thing where you would put like the latex glove over his head and your foot. Oh, sure. How we mandell is you do that, but with one of the condoms that we had left over from earlier. Oh, is that way Blaine had a journey on his head? Yeah. So I realized at that point when I was riding all the stuff down in theoms that we had left over from earlier. Oh, is that way Blaine had a Johnny on his head? Yeah.

So I realized at that point when I was riding all the stuff down in the wheel that I was getting to the point where like, information wasn't going to be sticking anymore. So as I was riding it, I was explaining it to like various people like I think gray, I had the trend. You can go on. I had to tell them like, you're going to decode this later. And when the double down came up, John had to decode it. No, it was the Dracula one.

Oh, okay. There's like, pill Dracula or something. There's how we went though I'm seeing that but how do you stuff? Hey? Yeah, so that was that was me showing my age then Oh, yeah, how are you Mandel? Oh? Yeah, I'm gonna I wonder if he's wanted he used to be like his early material like a lot of people say Oh, I liked him because early stuff. That's not the case with how I'm in now. He was really like super annoying Comedia, I don't know how I was to put it. Do you ever see his original cut? No, yeah like back when you put the glove on his head on that stuff

It was you gotta go watch some of his early story when he pissed off lemon. Was it lemon? Was it? Lennon I don't know. It was one of them be like brought on this giant rabbit with a carrot and I think it was lemon was like what's this he's like I don't want to talk about it And it like really pissed him off. He never had him back on the show. Because I think it like because it blocked the camera's view of him. And he's like, no one ever blocked Laman. Don't do it. Okay. Thank you.

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Twitter's telling me my glass is crooked. Can I give a second here? You wanna get the camera on you? That way you can... Yeah, that, that you have. Oh, okay, Michael. He's mute. There we go.

Got it. We got a new people in the control room. Oh, Michael, it's Michael, the handsome devil that was getting a shout out to the pre-show. The people. I told him to give him a wink, so you're welcome ladies. Does a wink do it for women? It depends on what kind of wink it is.

It depends if it comes from an attract. Also that. Nope, not doing it. How about this one? Wait, wait, wait, wait, this one. Maybe a little bit. Hey, okay, that eye, okay. Yeah.

Good. So Patrick this morning at the all-hhand meeting, Patrick was saying that this extra livestream was the fourth day of work for both the new employees over here in Broadcast. Really? So the fourth day, it was a rude introduction. Yeah, and one of them stayed 23 and a half hours and the other stayed 21 hours.

What a quick dose. Almost 24. I know. So close. Half hour nap, maybe. I don't know. Day know day 10 is the group sex day just so you guys know We call it way Yeah, so welcome and learn to cut to Bernie a little faster. Why is? That's a good lesson in life just learn to cut to me faster the

Twitter time you ate Jack's beard how do I miss that what is that that was the double down well there's also don't say that like a regular thing the double down wasn't as bad you had two pieces of chicken which is a little sprinkling of hair in there but later on you guys took two pieces of bread and just filled it yeah filled it with hair yeah it looked like a hamburger of hair in there. Did you eat that? That's a way I like it Did you eat that for real maybe yeah, he did oh my god? He did miles did I think you sure? Yeah, I felt like a bully like when miles to me the next day

He's like I should remember Gus me me. You know hair sandwich last night. I was like that's totally something like a bully would you like? I should remember care to go buy it and looked at Jack and went you're inside me now Who said that carry? Yeah, it was just head even digest What does it come out as a hairball? Yeah, could you tell us if your poo is hairy one day? Oh let you know Okay, I'm excited mine was green. Was it really? Do you see green poop? Oh, that's awesome Yeah, I'm going to go red poop Because Michael put in like this much red food coloring

because the bottle was mostly empty. Yeah. And he gave me green, which was full. So I said put it all in. Yeah, like my insides must be fully green. Because what came out of me was green. It wasn't like green brown. It was green. One time. Like the poo. Yeah. Like neon green. Like your color shirt green. Like the poo? Yeah. What do you mean? Like neon green, like your color shirt green? Well the color of the vomit, the milk. One time I went to a kid's birthday party and they had cupcakes with like really brightly colored frosting and I ate one, they had blue frosting and then like, I don't know, the

next day, two days later, I took a shit and it was blue. Like you're talking about just like, blue and I was like, what the fuck was wrong with me? Like I was googling like, what does blue shit mean? And I was like, oh wait, wait, I hate that fucking cupcake. Wait, how would we win this happen? 33, 34? I don't know. Wasn't that long ago?

How much icing was on that cupcake? It was a lot. They sell it at HUB. If you ever see like the really brightly colored frosting cupcakes at HUB, then you see the blue one? Don't eat the blue one. I know I just want to try.

So if you have blue shit. If you ate a ton of green food coloring and then a ton of red food coloring, would your poopy brown from the poo or from the food color? No, it would be like striped, like a candy cane. Like the Bob and things. Like the ice cream that comes out. Yeah, yeah, just like that, like a swirl.

Green and red. Number one causes for blue poop is artificial color. There's no thing else in cause. Yeah, blue poop. Can you look up green? Just to make sure I'm green. Green poop, I think, is a pancreatic thing. Oh.

Like your pancreas is failing. Oh, I'm gonna say. What is the most dangerous color of poop? If you see it, it's clear. Red? White. I believe. What does green poop mean?

In adults, okay adults okay rainbow of poop Like maybe she's covered in mucus Yeah Poop means it's passing the green poop means it's passing through your system too quickly Green go yeah Possibly well it should say stop. Yeah, it should stop a bit Take your time if it's passing through system system two. Okay. We don't have to get it So wait go for it. So if it's pass it through system two quickly. Isn't that just diarrhea then?

I think not so different diarrhea is like failure of the Login test the receipt box Everybody white poop may indicate a Lack of bio which may indicate a serious underlying problem. Oh, what about clear poop? That's not I've never done plaid poop Think you should be the most scared a nice healthy target Imagine clear poop. It's just like the outline of the shell of poop Gross. This is a award when you podcast. I know

I'd be like wrapping a poop in cling film and then deleting the poop. In what cling film? What's that? Cling film. Yeah, well, it's a clean, sorry. Oh, a saran wrap? Oh, yeah. Yeah, saran.

Saran wrap. Yeah. I think Jimmy Tricks like pranks with that. I would be furious if somebody tripped me with saran wrap. That's just like, I'd be furious about that. Don't most people wrap the ball call with it so you piss a lady up. That's just like I'd be curious about that. It's done most people rap the ballco with it so you pistol it. That's a great prank. It is a great prank. The best pranks are when they'll put it like an eye level through a door.

And someone just walks right through, like it's a fucking baseball Saran rap. It's classic. Just the heck. It's so unexpected. It's like you get stopped by a force field. I'm gonna get beer from the off-top exit. There's a beer right here. He doesn't like those. I don't like those.

Should we just start wheeling in the back wall of the other set behind this one? I would love to push that thing like over here to get my beer, like push it in front of you. Well, we talked about getting a new Rishi podcast at, right? It's coming at some point. So could we just get a beer tap on that one? We're gonna whisk you tap.

Two. Two beer taps? Yeah, for you guys, not for me. Yeah. Oh, it's a reach. Yes, to reach, how sad. So Fallout 4 comes out tomorrow. I'm so excited.

Too excited about that. Because of the time zones, it comes out at 11 p.m. tonight. Oh, is it gonna unlock on the, like on the actual set? Yeah, I'm already, I'm downloading it as we speak. I saw. Everyone talking about it today though. Oh, you guys got an error. Oh, yeah, we've had it. Okay. I wrote a wrote a long journal on the Ristus website about it

So if you're interested in the game, just check it out people are upset as I said I was gonna write a spoiler free Thing spoiler free journal about a fallout 4 and people were upset that I gave a spoiler and Because I talked about what happens literally in the first three minutes of the game, essentially what you saw in the E3 demo. Oh, that's like uploading a screenshot of the title screen and calling it a spoiler. Yeah. So people just want the experience of experiencing it all first. Don't read a journal about the game then. Yeah. Well, I mean, they thought it was boiler-free. And it, okay. And it, I think once taking a second. I think once they play the game, they're gonna realize how non-spoiler that is.

Right. But yeah, so whatever. I think a lot of, it's funny to me, because I think the game is very highly anticipated, and I had a lot of fun playing the game. I'm still playing it, by the way. And I think there's a lot of people wanting to dislike it, or wanting to say bad things about it, for some reason. Just because they're not so excited about it. Yeah, I think it's a lot of people wanting to dislike it or wanting to say bad things about it for some reason.

Just because they're not so excited about it. Yeah, I think it's like the people are like, oh no, it's gonna be shit. Like they want to be cool. They want to be cool by not liking it or by saying it's best. My first impression of it with it. You forget it's best of it. Or do like someone's urine. Yeah.

So it's supposed to get me back by specimen. Oh, you could easily fill that with piss, couldn't you? Yeah. We should do. Yeah, probably. We should print them. That'd be a good one. I was thinking I might buy some medicine. You could easily fill that with piss, couldn't you? Yeah. Yeah, probably. We should print them. That'd be a good one. What's the biggest piss anyone has ever done?

Is that unrecognized? Somebody's done it. Every day somebody takes the biggest piss in the world that day. It's true. Every single day. I wonder how often that happens to you. How often are you like the best thing that happened that day? That can't be.

That probably never happens. You have never taken the biggest piss in the world. Maybe not that. Not a piss, because I'm not that big. Just something like the biggest thing that happened that day. That can't be. That probably never happens. You have never taken the biggest piss in the world on any of your bad asses. No, I'm not pissed because I'm not that big. Just something like the biggest. I might have done the best thing one day. I would say I could say what Gavin's done. And that's beat it, but he probably several times

his life has been the person who shot the most frames of footage that day. Yeah. Also, hasn't he been number one on YouTube in terms of views, certain days, or subscribers or something like that? It's a worldwide thing. That's true.

Yeah. Yeah, sometimes I just leave the camera going, at like 10,000 frames a second, and I'll just like stand in front of it for like a couple of minutes. It's like there's more pictures of me today than anyone else. Do you ever test things with your own face or body

with your own slow-mo camera? No. Like shaking your face or do anything like just on your off time? Like sex moves. No, not really. I don't believe you. Like shaking my face around? I feel like if I own that camera,

I would like fuck with it every day. No, I don't, not with my own face, but I do sometimes just turn it on and point it at stuff to see what looks like. Yeah. Just like household stuff. Immersion is not coming out this week. The season finale of Social Disorders coming out this week.

It is. Wednesday for sponsors. It's a big public. Is it the one I think it is where they go? They've talked about it before. You could think of the reunion. They both go to each other. I've been waiting months for this one.

Because they happen to fall within a month of each other. It's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. I felt so bad for both of them. Have you seen it? I have. Is it the worst thing? It's pretty awful.

I felt worse for Aaron. You feel worse for Aaron? I'm so excited. You feel worse for Aaron? You feel worse for Aaron. After what he made, Christopher wants to cry on his front porch. Aaron was closer with the people he graduated with though. So it was more of like hitting home.

Not anymore. I think they're about even now. I wanted to cry. I felt so bad for him and Chris to I guess well if you was that close with them they would have kept up with them. No Chris weird everyone knows Chris is weird So it's not that weird that he's not that weird Barbara that was I mean when he comes to his front door anyway and Aaron tells him what he's gonna be doing You'll see it this week. It'll be awesome. Yeah, they're also doing a Q&A on our Facebook page

After the finale a four o'clock on Thursday, Central Time. So why not on off site? Just, you know, to get our Facebook audience a little more involved as well. Mixed it up. Yeah. The episode that comes out after that. So that's the season finale of Social Disorder.

And then we have an episode of immersion that we haven't talked about yet that we filmed as well. People kind of surprised people with an episode of immersion that we haven't talked about yet that we film as well people People kind of surprised people with the immersion fallout that we did that was a two-parter Then we have another immersion then we have a third immersion that we're like we shot it and we're not we're like We're making something out of it, you know, we shot it to the day But the one we shot next I actually think will be I think it'll be a bigger deal than even the fallout one I really I forgot the really like to make those predictions, but I forgot that we hadn't really talked about immersion.

Like because we've been making them for the last few weeks, it's kind of like freshen up as mine's like, oh, we're doing a motion. I'm really excited about this. But nobody in the audience knew, like we just put it up and it's like, immersion? What? I was like, oh, we must have been really good at not talking.

And also the edit got finished at like 11 PM on Sunday night. So I was like, hey immersion. Whoa, thought you were going to bed. So I was like, hey, immersion. Wow! Thought you were going to bed. It was really fun though to do that. I had fucked up. I don't remember. That, the, right after we had filmed that, we were recording the sponsor version of the

podcast. And I showed a picture. I wanted to, we were talking about, when we were talking about live photos. I, I put a picture of myself in the makeup. Yeah. On to the, on to the feed. On to the Apple TV. But since it's, since that portion is not live streamed, it of myself in the makeup onto the feet, under the Apple TV, but since that portion is not live streamed, it got cut in the final edit.

You would have blown it. I was so fucking mad at myself. But that was like the probably the most different immersion we've done where it wasn't really about a specific mechanic. It was just like cameras are rolling, just go just like experience as well. Well that was the actual world thing.

Yeah, we were just testing these without and guidance really what could what could happen. Michael and I were really worried while we were making it because we were having so much fun just like the camera crew following us around and we could just say and do whatever we wanted. We were that we were having too much fun and it wouldn't come across in the video. Like it would more fun to make the video than to watch it. But I'm really happy people like that one.

Some of those locations were my favorite locations we filmed at, like all of the interior stuff, just like how dilapidated that building was. The location where Barbara was especially, right? Yeah. That was an awesome location. People wearing like gas masks. We were like worried about our health, like being in that building. And I'm just standing there like breathing in all the air while everyone's covered up and I'm like, let's get this shot I can't believe that that building exists and that it already looks like that I know we were talking about that if we wanted to Patrick Elsen, Jeffota here in a second if we wanted to find that building I mean finding the building was was a godsend because we want to make that said. Oh, it was like

You know a hundred thousand dollars with a production value that we had to do like paint the walls and then heat them up to the paint peels and everything else So shadow to markets on all the props and and costuming and everything like that. It looks so good. It looked amazing that I Even when I see pictures. I know I took they look like screenshots from a game. I broke the laser rifle Looks like a little Thumping you do that. Yeah, I was really impressed with all of our, sort of other characters we had stashed around and how quickly they were able to adapt to stuff that they didn't necessarily see coming.

Well, I get in shot in the chest. Yeah. I guess what's the spoiler for the video? I killed Tyler by accident because I was just messing with the creative. They messed my favorite part. What? That whole scene with you and Tyler.

Oh, yeah. I almost had two photos. I wasn't the end of the thing. That's my favorite part. What? That whole scene with you and Tyler. Oh yeah. Yeah. I almost had two photos. I wasn't the end of the game. Came across. Patrick, I'm gonna send you this one real quick. One of the things that I don't think came across very well was the radiation effect that we put on Gavin.

Like, we could show what it looked like from his perspective, from our perspective was nuts. Patrick, I'm not an affect. I messaged you that. Is that okay? Yeah, I'm an affect. Okay, I'll send you another two. The video effect wasn message you that is that okay okay I was in the video effect wasn't nearly as bad as what it actually looked like like it basically like radio blurred all of my peripheral and then like super

magnified the bit that I could see so all of my depth was like I was like walking around doing this the whole time but I actually accidentally shot Tyler because I didn't realize the gun was caught people People thought it was fake and it's shit. Yeah, people thought I faked it. Do you know Gavin? Yeah, but I was just like squeezing the triggers like, yeah, I look like Arnie or whatever. And one of them hit him. I wasn't even looking at him.

It's because it's a trigger that flips the the darts around to the other. But he was just like, obviously not expecting to get killed because he's a quest giver. He was just like, I totally went with him. I love how he played with it. I think there's a lot of cut out of me just looking at the crew. Just like, can we go on? I know, I know. I know.

And everyone just kept silence. So I was like, uh-uh. Yeah, later, some of the crew came in, because I was getting my makeup done while all it was going on. They were like, he shot Tyler. He's getting shot Tyler. I don't know what we're going to do. And then they were like genuinely upset like we

It happened and then we realized afterwards that we failed this quest. Oh, yeah I mean he's dying wish and you guys were like, ah, let's make friends and did you get beer? Yeah, the guy was because Michael found beer on the shelf that was disgusting which Marcus or something That was a place there. Yeah, it was just like it would been there. It wasn't like it was placed It was like 33 year old beer. Wasn't it like red? I saw like a color dripping from Oh, no, that was the mentaets Okay, yeah, that was the I'm so afraid the sweeties, but she looks sharp in your vault costume your vault suit You guys are talking about when I was grabbing a beer get some time by fall before coming out. You haven't played it at all, right?

No, I've just watched the first Couple of hours because we did a stream earlier today. You have though, you got a copy. I got a copy and Jeff got a copy. Yes. And then I played for like two days and then I handed it off to Matt Bragg because I wanted him to test the building stuff and because there's a whole section of the game, this is from the trailer, where you build like things. Right.

It's very vibrant looking. It looks like it's like saturated and colorful. People who don't think it looks good, they're nuts. And the building is absolutely amazing. Now is it the building mechanic in the way all that works? It's crazy. Do you have to have played the first Fallout games?

I would say no. OK. No. I like the vats better than this one. Yeah, the vats doesn't stop it. It's they keep moving. And as a result, they're like very slow like this. And as a result, they're very slow like this. And as a result, the different parts of their body

change percentages. So it's almost like you have to lead with vats a little bit. Oh, the torso's about to be exposed. I'll target the torso, then you fire, and sure enough, you get a much better shot. Well, that would happen in full at three lot, where you would go to vats someone in the head, and they might just raise their hand in front of their

or in head, and it's got 0% chance on your head. You'd have to like leave that and come back in when they've moved. Nope, you can move. I don't think you can move. I never tried that. Like if you can move yourself too. No, I don't think so. And you can select which part. No, yeah, but you can't move your character like to rotate around or anything. Yeah, but it's it's great. I was a huge fan of Fallout 3. I got 100% achievements in Fallout 3 all the way through all the DLC, everything. And I didn't do the same thing with Fallout New Vegas. I didn't like that one as much. But I love Fallout 4 so far. There were some elements in New Vegas that I liked that I thought that I wish that they had included in 4 that they didn't. But overall, I'm really, really pleased with it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, overall I'm really really pleased with it. Yeah, and we talked a little bit about Halo 5 2. I mean, it was you were not overly impressed by the story. I don't think the campaign part of it. Have you been playing the multiplayer though? I haven't. No, I haven't busy recently. I haven't actually played much of anything.

It's crazy when you've had to point your life. What you play games all day at work. Did I see that you guys? I saw some spoiler. Somebody was looking at your profile and spoiled the fact that you guys were were gonna be playing a W.W.E. game. I always forget that people can see what the came up. I was in the the Superstock create. But it came out today for spots. Is there no way to hide that? Yeah I just I always feel like my privacy settings keep resetting on Xbox. It's different

all. Oh that's not good. So then like if you're blocked on stuff like is when you have a really skein It's courtesy to block achievement so the people don't see them right? You know because in your friends feed are people who follow you then you know they see your achievements So when I log into an Xbox where I don't have that stuff blocked Then it just goes oh here's all that stuff that he was doing before but some games now just auto-blog Right probably yeah, I know that because when I got another different Xbox, all of a sudden people were messaging me, asking me to join a party. Oh, because you don't have that blocked on the Xbox.

On the other hand, apparently not. But I felt like my settings were resetting. By the way, you ever joined a party when some random person invites you? No, never. I do it, and every now and then, it's always the same experience. I'm like, what's up?

Hey, is that you? And I'm like, I just pooped and I'm out. It's like, it's like, you shouldn't be ready. I was like, you know, it's like going fishing. It's like, the fish is pulling on the line. You're like, it's a fish. There was a moment there where I thought you just forgot where you're going to see it.

No, that's what is big, long silence. I don't do that because every time I wear a headset at home, it costs me $30. Can you draw it? Nope. Because my cat jumps on my lap, takes one bite out of the wire and it's completely in half. I always forget that the cat goes ape over the headset wires. So every time I'm playing Destiny or doing the raid or something, I'm always like, keep an eye out for the cat. I'll put the controller down, maybe go and pee or come back and it's in half.

Why don't you like... I've lost... I've lost two of the full stereo headsets and I've lost probably seven of the cheap. Like put the wire like in your hoodie and like zip it up over the wire. I mean if I wasn't just gaming in my underwear, I would do that. Yeah. T-Share.

My cat Joe, as you know, he's got mental issues. You know, he's very relaxed cat, but he has like these little neuroses. The worst thing by far that he does is he hates one thing and he peas on one thing. What do you think that one thing is? If past experience has taught me anything, it's lighting kits. It's a lighting kit, which is what? What is the lighting kit? What is it? What is he peeing? The bag. Right. So we'll be the equivalent of that in my home. A suitcase. He pisses and soups. All the fucking time. It's like if I leave a suitcase sitting on the ground It's gonna get pissed on and it's like if it's open or closed or either it doesn't matter to him apparently

He loves pissing on to get I think it's a way of expressing that he doesn't want me to leave and travel places And I'm just like you fucking cat the sweet sentiment. It's like 150 bucks every time he pees on one just line up your shit Do you know what it's like to like I've tried to go on trips with a wash suitcase after Cat pee on it. It's the worst it's awful They're probably spent like this is about like 500 bucks replacing suitcases That's one of the reason I used to rally to get rid of Joe the cat at the anix because he was always pissing on the fucking light kids Yeah, I like it's for whatever reason in Congress, too. Yeah, I'm also really impressed that you're able to get that because I know

Would Joe the cat pisses on? Yeah, no, I know cuz he's always complaining about he got in the light case the light kit case and took him in peace I said he would never see in a cat dick Anybody I'm sure the cats have I've never seen a cat dick. Anybody? I'm sure the cats have. I just don't really see him. Nobody talks about him. Nobody talks about him. Like a dog dick.

What's that? Catpicks are big internet. I said, you know, Alan's dog auto. You know that dog right? Yeah, a little auto. Like a pug. Yeah, half pug I think. Half pug.

And it has a giantus under bite. I've ever seen on a dog. That's like half pug, half orc. That's a good way to put it down. But it was sitting I've ever seen on a dog. That's like half a bug, half orc. That's a good way to put it down. But it was sitting on my lap the other day. That's a poor. It was sitting on my lap the other day. It was in Eric's office and like I'm petting him

and he's like hunched over and he's going, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, and like whimpering. And I'm like, oh, he said because Alan's not here. And then like go to like lift him off me. He has the biggest boner i've ever seen on a dog and i'm a dog well yeah that's horrifying that's really worth a lot of work hey

or so did you what did you think i want to know what did you think of the work right for the trip uh... it's okay and that's it that's pretty much the reaction I had. I was like, yeah, okay. Yeah, I mean, what's what happened? Not terrible, not. You laugh at my dog dicks over there still?

About me, it's fumbled the thing. Is that a big deal? Did I fumbled that a little bit? I don't know. I think it just hit us in the right spot. What should people who are like, usually quite smooth? We can't see this one. Meh. Meh. I don't know. I think what I think is cool is when people miss high fives. What should people who are like usually quite smooth? Because it is my... Man. I don't know, I love...

I think when everything is like when people miss high fives, it's so much fun to watch that. And whenever you personally fall down, it's funny. It's funny. I feel like I'm actually a really clumsy person. I really do feel that way. I just like cover what I have... Man, I have fallen down stairs more in the last two years than I have like

Probably the rest of my life combined because I my house My house where I just moved out of that had a staircase and I would just like Like start running up and down at socks and it's like when you go down and like you just go out from under and just Listen, I just imagine you and like boxers and nothing else and socks and just like running up your stuff. How the fuck did you get that from? No, actually will not let me do that.

When we first started dating, she said it's not a big deal is I think. It's a lot to be naked. No, no, no. If I have, if I don't have pants on, I can't have socks on. Like that's like, she's like, no. Wait, that's a real rule?

No, like, no, she doesn't like that. Like if I'm in my underwear or whatever, like just like around the house and I have socks on like I didn't take the socks off My pants is like that's not gonna happen See that's the first on the weekend if I wake up in only underwear But first thing I do is put on socks and walk around for a bit and the nicest feeling Yeah, you put on like no show socks or like calf socks Just like full on fully blown socks like that you put that on and you're walking around under those black socks. It depends if I'm gonna end up wearing jeans that day. Right. Like I think no socks she's she's okay with. But it doesn't matter

anyway because I don't wear socks anymore because I'm just like completely like all my ass. So there's all my ass. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. Everything the house goes running. What happened? Sounded like a house collapsing. Ooh. Hey, Patrick, you got this picture of the Fallout set that we sent? They're pulling them up. So that's kind of like a face. Oh, that's a face in the front all the way.

There we have it. And if you're listening to the audio podcast, we'll post it somewhere. You look like a cartoon. That's what Gavin looked like to you. Now, I don't want to spoil anything, but there's a bit in laser team where your helmet does that to you. Yeah. A little bit. That's a little looked like to you. Now, I don't want to spoil anything, but there's a bit in laser team where your helmet does that to you. A little bit, that's a little bit of a spoiler,

but it's in the clips we've released so far, I think. We actually were gonna do that with that, it was the effect we were gonna do at first. I would have vomit it. We were testing it on you. That would not have been blessed. What's the second picture you sent? Then I sent the picture of the set,

like that looks like a screenshot from the game to me. Yeah? And that was just, we just walked into that room and that's what it looked like except for the chalkboard Well, I've like flipped over those chairs. You think so probably I don't know man Do you remember that yeah, yeah, Barbara and I were like it was a medical facility for assisted living and Bart and there was like all these forms from like the 50s And it was like they were writing about like this, you know, patience and everything. It was just like, Barbara and I read this one form, we're like, holy shit, I'm not reading anymore.

Really creepy. Yeah, what was it? What did I say? Just like, patient is, you know, 19 year old female, does, can't incapable of saying her own name. Like, it was all these like checklists of things that you're able to do. Like say your own name, jump on one foot, recite the alphabet. Like, all these like checklists of things that you're able to do. Like say your own name, jump on one foot, recite the alphabet. Like all these like really simple tests that like a five year old should be able to do. Yeah. And like so much. And then like notes about her personally and stuff like I don't feel comfortable saying because who knows if somebody can be identified from that, but it was just like just abandoned

stuff. And it's like it was really a tough moment to get a snapshot of somebody's like difficulty in life. You know what I mean? It's like just to see that and just like, it's just a form, that's how it ends up. It just ended up a form sitting in a room that nobody's been in in 20 years. You know what I mean?

It was just like, something about that just really just got to me. And it was from the 50s, right? Yeah, I was thinking it was from the 50s, was the date on it, yeah. So, what's the last one? Oh, that room was just like that. There was a whole hallway. That's where I got to wait for you guys to work.

The pain paint on it. Well, that was one of the worst things about drinking the brown stuff from the toilet, which I think was like prune juice and just brown crap. Yeah, but because Michael's leg was taped at that time, he was leaning on the wall, and every time he'd let on the wall, and every time he led on the wall, tons of those little paint strip things

would just fall into the wall. Which is a good thing. It's probably lead based paint. It's probably lead based, and with this best, this in there too. It's why I spattered it out. Yeah, it's disgusting. Good call.

You know what I'm saying? That was a really fun shoot though. No, that was a good one. That was a good one. And I think the next one, which you're in, you're in. That's what I thought you were practicing. You're in. The next one is, I think, great. which you're you're in That's what you're practicing for in the next one is I think great and we filmed so much before

We did we're doing some stuff with a merge in the season that we've never done before But you know, we'll see how and the third the fourth one I don't know the fallout one was two parts and the one thing we got for feedback on the fallout one was do more like they wanted to see like A whole series based on just that so I don't see all of us to look at that playing dress up. You're as files the tunnel snake miles and plain as a tunnel takes what fucking awesome. That had one of the best camera moves ever in the history of our company when miles goes to say with the dumplings it's like they did this like zoom in.

I don't think it was planned it It was just like, it just happened to be. Yeah, because he was doing this thing where it's like, he's like, who we who we have. With the man, I really, I was really impressed by that. I don't find out who the camera person was. Our camera work has been on point lately. Broadcast follow. I like the stuff that we add in voice over to make it look like we meant to do that. But you say something about we found the first supply cash or something and it was just like some old barbecue with some tongs

That wasn't placed there by us was it? I think yeah, well the joke out there was placed by us. Yeah, tongs. Yep Marcus did all that the art department did all that stuff. I mean the art department like built entire like metal fences that ran Along some areas so that you guys would be guided. Michael was so happy that he picked up those tongs because he thought that he was just fucking with everybody that there's no way it was placed out there. I keep talking about the next one which we haven't announced yet. Hopefully it'll be hopefully they'll put a trailer for it at the end of social disorder this week. Maybe they can do that. Hopefully it'll get people like to see

that what's coming. But Michael during that one, I he's just like the whole time. It's I can't even describe, but it's like just seem to look at Michael's face. It's like, make me so happy. It was the most immersive immersion. I've ever been a pov. They're the one coming up. Yeah. There was a good one. I think that I think I've never been more impressed with our crew than in that moment. Seeing all the production value that went into everything and like the tech that went behind it too, I was like blown away.

And the art department too again. Well, it's also too. It's like, you know, I've been doing a vlog for sponsors and Gavin, you're gonna do one of them during my vacation, right? And Matt's gonna do one as well. But I said this on there, which is like, you know, we do a lot of sponsored videos and,

you know, spoiler alert, we don't wake up in the morning to do sponsor reads and sponsored videos. We don't. I mean, they're a necessary part of our business. And, you know, we would prefer to just put it at the end of cards and says, brought to you by someone. So, but like people were saying, this is a sponsored video. The fallout one that we did, that was sponsored by Google and Bethesda, that sponsored that one. And that made the whole rest of the season of immersion that we're now shooting possible.

So we weren't even gonna shoot a third season of immersion until that came along. And people were like, oh, this is what every sponsored video should be like, it's like this. It's like, well, not every sponsored video is gonna be sponsored by fallout. Right, I mean, that's something that everybody wants to see. It's like, if we get fallout and halo and Coca-Cola and all that, you know, all the time,

that would be, that would be great. But, you know, it's those things, little things that make all the other things possible that you do. We should talk about the Scorpion short. Scorpion Dojo short. That was great. That was, I think, that's one of my new favorite shorts that we've ever produced. That was really great.

Who is Scorpion? That was just an actor, I think that's one of my new favorite shorts that we've ever produced. That was really great. Who is Scopeon? That was just an actor I think. And Miles was the voice. But the voice. Yeah, Miles was the voice, and they had an actor actually playing. He was making over here was great. Yeah, Miles did a good job with that.

He really did. That actor is actually in the next episode of immersion. Really? I can't tell you who he was or what he did or anything like that, but. Yeah. It was a really funny short. In that next episode, I'm really liking that. That was a really funny short, those scorpion dojo.

Yeah. Well, it's just like, you know, we were talking about it recently, is that, you know, there's been some stuff. We've been doing a lot more sketch stuff with like shows like RTS does a lot of sketch, and sketch stuff is can totally be hit or miss. And our audience is very used to a lot more hits than misses right but when I watch like Sarah and live it's like I watch 12 sketches and I like two of them you know me that's pretty that's a pretty normal batting average for sketch stuff but

it's like it's funny because when you read read scripts it's like some things can read the exact same on paper like the the Mortal Kombat sketch on paper is hey it's Scorpion he's runs a exact same on paper. Like, the Mortal Kombat sketch on paper is, hey, it's Scorpion, he's runs a dojo, and he makes a bunch of Mortal Kombat references while running a dojo. It's like, that video can go a thousand different ways. It could turn out to be the lamest thing you've ever seen.

And a lot of times, it's all about execution and they fucking nail the execution of it. Yeah. In fact, I was worried because I added like, it was like, I felt the video was perfect, because I added like it was like I felt the video was perfect But I was like they but my favorite moments were like all the like things were they directly referenced mortal combat Like the fatality and flawless victory and all that stuff Yeah, I just felt like it was like it resonated so well that I said the I asked him to put the toasty thing in like try

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I was like but if it doesn't work Just don't even take my note because this thing is like don't mess with it too much So who directed that one? I believe blame did that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I was like, but if it doesn't work just don't even take my note because this thing is like don't mess with it too much So who directed that one? I believe Blaine did that one. Yeah, he's good. Yeah, I think you wrote and directed it I like that blame I fell back he was in Australia and I actually asked that he was actually had a whole scene in it That didn't really add anything to think so I asked him a cut blade and seen from it So he gets like his next stamp. It was a good length. It was like right about two minutes. That's good. So that kind of video, a concept driven video, that's a good time. Because you know, after people get the concept, you're like, you can't stick with it too much. Yeah, it's still going.

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honestly, pay that much attention to. Ooh, Uber. Yeah. Man, Uber's like, I mean, Uber and Airbnb are, people are, so, Home Away just got acquired. Yeah, for like $4 billion. By who?

Good job, dudes. Oh, wow. Expedia did it. Yeah. Wait, which is funny to me, because I think of Home away as being the first company that did that That I Rental sharing they're also based in Austin and but Airbnb just like swooped in and in my opinion took over like they are

The company that does that now. Yeah, you know why we think about in Austin Which I'm sure it's other places as well but there was a car sharing service called cardigo and In other places, there was like zip car as a competitor There's and cardigo is all smart cars a fleet of smart cars those things were everywhere and I joined it and when Ashley first moved here And we were like on one car Cardigo is really awesome, but like Uber's just so convenient to not have to drive yourself or anything like that that cardigo the email update

They get our basically them shrinking their service area all the time. It's like solely shrinking and Austin I feel kind of bad about that, but it's the way the world works man. Mm-hmm Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think I just got another update from them. I was like we're cutting our rates in half So now it's like 19 cents a mile to drive it or something. Oh really? Yeah Well from the cardigo. Okay. Well, for the car to go. OK. Well, the other thing too is that, and Smart Car is honestly not that they're not a lot of fun to drive.

They're like really noisy. And you feel like you're like on the engine. Don't they get like blown around really easily? And you will die in it. You feel like you're on the engine. No, you didn't. Did you do a top gear test where you tested a smart car smashing into a barrier?

Yeah, it was fifth gear. But what do you mean? Yeah, sorry. It was, there's a whole thing with top gear like the switch channels and the BBC kept the name top gear, but the production moved to fifth game. But the actual smart cars is really solid, you'll just still die in it, like it doesn't crumple, you just roll around it. I've seen the security ratings are not that great for it. Yeah, really. Yeah, not so smart to drive one Take the microwave from bar bar. Stop. Hey

Sorry, Mario. That was so pretty smooth. Come back. Come back. I was cryptic right there. Yeah, I think we'll have it as top gear I'm done top gear was failing with apologies Then a different channel bought the rights to make that program from the BBC So they started it but the BBC kept the name top gear just dormant The other channel called it fifth gear and then that went on and then BBC just relaunched top gear Yeah, with like a big fanfare and a really popular and Then became like a 20-year wait in order to get in the crowd. Oh really? Yeah, yeah, and then they go Cancel again. Yeah, it's coming back though, right? Are they doing something new in the US? They're doing a thing with Amazon. I think I think that's it. I call new show

Yeah, it's just talk here again, but with a different name. Hey, you know entertainment is very good. It's a go-gear It's it's hard to have a career last long time It's even harder when you're show sucks and all your hosts are cut. That also hurts your chances of getting renewed. Time time. But sometimes you make it 349 episodes. That guy punched somebody because he didn't get lunch. That's what happened, right?

He didn't get lunch. Yeah. Jeremy Clarkson, right? That's got to be more to that than it is. I will read the story. He called them an Irish slag or something. And it's punched sounds. He punched a lot. He punched a lot. And it's like one of the things it's like because it didn't get

like it always frustrates me because the BBC lets them go, which is like the BBC is almost obligated to because there was this fervor about impunching somebody who works for them. Even though that show gets something, I think it's something like 600 million viewers. But episode. What is the number one show basically? There are so many people in the world?

Yeah, Clarkson punch out over catering. Number one show in the world, isn't it? I think it's one of them. Well, like, it's an actual thing. It gets everywhere except the US. Yeah, it gets a lot of international views. Clarkson punch out catering, may threaten top gear.

Reports say Clarkson swung at a producer when his dinner wasn't ready on time. Putting all top gear contract negotiations on hopes. So good job. You didn't get dinner that day, so you put like probably dozens of people's livelihood at risk. I would, it's with them a few times, and he was a bit of a grumpy-busted.

I mean, I know that's his reputation. He's a very smart dude. He's very, you know, appealing on camera. He's obviously got a great career. People love to listen to what he has to say. Yeah, and it would like, that show would make or break the success of a model of car. And don't get me wrong.

I think we live in a society where, you know, a punch in the face can happen, and it's not the end of the fucking world. I'm that can happen, you know? Well, like, but over your dinner not being done. Like when Buzz Aldrin, when that reporter came up to him, a reporter, that dude with a block came up to him was like,

yelling at him about the moon moon landing being fake and he called he's standing in Buzz Aldrin's face calling him a liar it's like the dude's gonna fucking hit you right and that's totally acceptable to me it's like if you stand another guy's face you come the liar and that dude happens to be Buzz Aldrin you know who's from an era where like test pilots were maniacs Chuck Yeager's breaking the sound barrier with broken ribs. Did you hear about that? Oh, that happened. Yeah. Chuck Yeager, who he broke the sound barrier in a plane, he was first person to do it, and

the day before he wrecked his motorcycle and broke three or four ribs, but didn't tell anybody because he thought they would not let him fly. Yeah, the plane. He wanted to be the person to do it. So he was like bustin' through the sound barrier like, nah, nah, nah. Just like these ribs. Yeah. It was the latest dinner in the world. If you ever get a chance you should watch, if you've never seen you should watch the right stuff. It talks about a lot of those guys, a lot of the test pilots

and stuff that went into the early space program. It's really, it's still really good movie, really interesting to see the way that they were treated and the way of how to do it. So it's a whole age of where like all these things were being discovered where health and safety wasn't a very big deal. So there's stuff that happened in the past. It will never happen again. Yeah, one of the things that they wrestle with a lot.

And I think this historically accurate is that when they were first on the space program, NASA didn't want the astronauts to be able to fly the capsules. They wanted it all to be done remotely. Well, so they couldn't just enjoy ride it. We're just going to be there for, for show. And they had to fight to get a window. Like, sort of fight to put a window in and like actual control so that they could pilot it. Jeremy Clarkson punch producer and called him a lazy Irish.

Top gear presenter, Jeremy Clarkson, call this producer, was in Timon. I don't know if I'm saying that right lazy and Irish and threatened to get him sack before punching him in the face So someone who wants to correct you grabbing yeah, but they are incorrect. So I'm just gonna point it out Okay, top gear wasn't failing they fired Jeremy Clarkson We were talking about the earlier. Oh, yeah, like top gear is actually a show from the 70s First hosted by Noel Edmonds, I think. You probably never heard of. Nope.

You ever heard of Mr. Blobby? No. Mr. Blobby? No, he's Mr. Blobby. He was a guy with Noel Edmonds inside him. We should have... He was a guy with Noel Edmonds. Okay, okay, I got it.

I think I got it too. So Mr. Blobby's like a mascot type character that somebody gets into it like a suit. Yeah, okay. It was like it was one of those prank shows where they would hire these actors to come in and appear on this kid's show called Mr. Blabby. But there was no Edmunds inside who was like very famous in the UK. So these actors would be like trying to like do stuff with Blabby, but he'd be just absurd.

And it's not like falling over and like smashing up the set and the people who were hired would be like trying to play through stuff with blobby, but he'd be just absurd and it's not like Falling over and like smashing up the set and the people who were hired would be like, I don't know what's going on And it was just like one season of that, but then everyone knew the character of mr. blobby So they wouldn't buy it anymore, but it just became like this running long thing of let mr. blobby's like a famous thing in the UK now Okay, no, what do you think Mr. Blubby looks like? Let's get questioned. I'm imagining he looks a little bit like grimace from McDonald's. I was thinking, wait, where's name for a character that tells food? Yeah. Grimace. I was thinking of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Okay. Oh, no. I'm like, Mr. Blubby. It kind of reminds me of also like Borat. Like, that was a big thing. Blah. Blah. Blah.

It kind of reminds me of also like Borat. Like how? Oh, that was a big thing. It would be cranking. And, uh, Patrick, you got to put this up. He made a movie and now he can't do anything with that character. Oh, God. Look at that thing.

That kind of look like Aaron Stumick after Chris painted him on the actual live stream. So this thing would like, bumble around, like, falling over and stuff. And all it would say in a really messed up voice was like, boom be so confused and then the gag at the end is that it's head pop's open and Noledmins the host of the show you know it inside it and it looks like a bitch. Go and Patrick. Can we see it again? This is mr. Blabby it looks like that stress squeeze doll. Do you know the one I'm talking about? Yeah We're the eyes pop out with eyes pop out. That's what it looks like to me I think looks horrifying or like character from inside What's inside out so anyway the guy that thing coming at you Uh, no the guy in that suit was the first host of top gear

Okay, so did you do this before or after? Oh, this was way after blobby was off So you went from top here to the show Did one of the kids get the answer wrong and he decked him in the the head and called him the lazy Irish prick? Or did he like that? Stupid Irish. People are really into Mr. Blobby there sending us a lot of photos and the YouTube videos. But it's one of the things too. It's like, so BBC fires Top Gear or has to cancel the show.

Because it's a fervor, because he decks a dude, right? On the production of, you know, on the set of their production. And then Amazon right was Amazon Yeah, picks him up later. It's like oh, we put top gear in there. No one cares like like Amazon doesn't catch any grief for It was oh good for Amazon right exactly for hiring a dude who's It's literally a limited take for the BBC because they have to fire them. Yeah, and then Amazon gets the show because They know it doesn't carry over no, nobody gives a shit after five minutes of anything They're also probably gonna take German clerks inside

Because they like him What the audience or the audience? Yeah, well, it's it's it's a mixed bag, right? You have some people who demand that he's fired because he's decking people and you have some people Who are like nice one guy? Yeah, whatever you must eat top gear continue. I'm actually just surprised what makes me think that like that he's one guy, whatever. You wanna see Top Gear continue? I'm actually just surprised. What makes me think that like, that he's insufferable is the fact that, if that happened on a set, usually just working out with the person, you know, hey, I dect you, those wrong, I'm sorry.

Here's $10,000, you know, something like that. But it's like, the guy was so furious about getting punched by him, the whole fucking production got shut down, everybody lost their job. I'm the guy was so furious about getting punched by him. The whole fucking production got shut down. Everybody lost their job. And the guy that got punched is probably hated now, like ruining the whole of Topka. Probably even though he didn't do anything,

apart from I guess messed up a bunch of times. Not getting dinner and being a lazy Irish bastard. I mean, there's gotta be something else there. Right, just, you're fired. You're leaving, don't come back. That's the, that's the ultimate punch in the face It's just like there had to have been other words exchanged or something underlying the guy that got punched in the face Getting fired with the ultimate punch in the face

If we the pen ultimate Punch in the face it'd be right there. It's like warning to This the best follow up to getting punched in the face is getting fired Hey Matt Holmes here one of the one of the the best tweets I'm seeing here about Mr. Blabby. Mike is from Katie love Lou 12. Oh, Matt Holmes, the podcast. I'm a gentleman here.

My dad once dressed dressed up as Mr. Blabby for my kids party when I was five. It was terrifying. Yeah. The hideous looking thing. Hey, there's beer on the, uh, if you don't want to shine to his beer on the, uh, she can 100s that too. If you're like, if you're like Bernie and you're too good for

Mac got slapped into game for Shiner I just drank too much in college and I just dumbed on Mac got slapped in the face for the kids this weekend You slept in a slap. She Chad from sure tech oh man, they suck each other but bold fucking move. Yeah Oh man, they suck each other but bold fucking move. Yeah. We did a dual slap. A dual slap. It's like each other the same time.

We do one slap. I'll let you guys get the doing that too. I'll let you guys get the doing that too. I'll let you guys get the doing that too. We're talking about the top gear guy deck in the Irish producer. Do you remember Jared Clarkson from Top Gear? Do you know why he punched that dude? No.

He punched that guy because dinner was late. He was a caterer. That's the guy punched. You're a CEO of major corporation that makes productions. Would you fire that guy for punching somebody for dinner being late? Could I get away with that? Let's find out. No, that has to be if I have already done with that. In the employee handbook, there is a zero violence policy at this company.

Every year, the car belongs to. Every year is a part of our plan. So you're going to see somebody's ass. That's a little violence. Yeah, as opposed to. I don't remember the exact word. I'll have to go look at it. I'm sure it's not allowed. I know we always reference page 3 article 1, which

is sexual harassment. That might have been moved. I hope not. Because then our reference is. We're 13 years in and we're violence free. Like there's never been anything like that. Well, I'm punching. I'll slap the shit out of me the other night. I think what the closest we ever came to it was when Jack slapped Gavin at RTX. I thought that was pretty fucking severe like my my gut reaction that was like that was why I was at the line 2013 that wasn't 2014 2014. I think that was the spin of the wheel

Yeah, someone wrote slap on it, but also that wasn't done in a malicious way. No, no, no, wasn't But there's a lot of this locked me though. Yeah, that was pretty hard. It took the stage Yeah, that day also there was time You're like a weird target like there's a time that Gavin made a joke at Jordan and Jordan kicked Gavin like out of anger Yeah, he kicked my penis gave him a game of kick you used to hate Jordan Well, cuz he kicked my cock. Oh his jack slapping my face. Oh, yeah, like Gavin's like like grinning away It kept oh Your entire body

Yeah, it was like it was like, his hand was on my cheek, and then the floor was on my other cheek, and I don't remember anything in between. That was a hip-hop. And because the frame rate on the video is so bad, I think it makes it look a lot worse. Yeah, it's like a chocolate. It's like a chaplain move.

Yeah, it's like frame, frame, and I'm on the floor. You talk about the fact that Jack doesn't have a beard anymore? Yeah, it's cool, man. That's gone. It's really awesome. That's a half million dollar face right there. He looks cool, man. That's gone. It's really awesome. That's a half million dollar face right there. Yeah.

He looks a lot younger. It's a valuable face. Very valuable. Apparently Katie couldn't look him in the eye because she felt like she was cheating on it with someone else. She said, I feel like I'm cheating on you with you. Yeah. I feel like I'm cheating on you with an even less attractive version of you.

You know, next time if we ever do that, like I don't like that. I don't like, uh, when we bring in professionals to do stuff like I hope we have the next pancake podcast. We will not have other cooks in here because I like when we do it. We do it. Yeah, but I was kind of hoping we would get like a barber with a straight razor to come in and like really clean jackups. It's amazing what facial head does to the framing of a face.

Yeah. Like he looks like someone else, almost. Yeah, that big mustache he's got there's crazy. Yeah, he's got Joel in there working the razor. See, he does so much younger. Joel, you broke YouTube. You broke YouTube. Yeah.

I was watching the stream and just it cut out partway through there. There's a few people saying that the second the razor touched his face for the first time, that it cut out. Yeah, it did. Yeah, yeah. We were watching at home and I was like, yeah, what?

Yeah, yeah. Same thing happened with Michael too. He got tased and then went down and then apparently the stream cut. So everyone's like, holy shit, it's okay. Because I thought we cut it on purpose. Yeah, in fact, Barbara at that point in the stream started going, we're down, we're down, we're down, we're down when you guys had come back up. Yeah.

That's because I was texting Barbara and was that with it was it was that was Jack's that was Jack's beard Jack's beard that's what I was still talking about Jack's beard so yeah and I wanted to make sure that we saved all the good stuff for when we were live yeah sure I was gonna pause it and then I've never seen such a big audience in here then I wasn't in for the shaving but when Michael was about to get taste they're about I was getting people so, because people kept standing in front of the fucking camera.

Yeah. I was like, do you all not know how camera works? People who work here, and people who are constantly on camera. Yeah. And then when we were here, doing our thing later, I was going to constantly like, hey, look, it was funny, because Kara was here for some parts of the stream,

and she kept standing in front of cameras. And I was like, you used to switch cameras while you were here. You should know we get while we're talking about this up to I mean you know Gus kind of stole the show in the middle of the night. Sorry, but like what Jack was amazing Well, Michael did was amazing Matt Bragg too. We gotta give a shout out to Matt Bragg. Yeah cut off all of his hair And then Jeremy for kissing him Yeah, but Matt shaving off all of his hair is first of all good And you know, I'm really upset the beard didn't go with it. Here's a picture of uh, I believe that's Jeff Uh, such a close shake cutting off his hair. I know it's kind of like Bill Bailey

I was gonna say like Trevor from I wish they had kept it like that just for like a day That would be such a weird feeling to feel that that was exactly my Grandfathers male pattern baldness like that perfect. He looks like he should be like not allowed to give out candy to tricker traders Yeah You know, I don't usually his eyes are rolling back at his head like he's liking it. It's kind of I just like does that happen again at the kiss really early in the morning to yeah The the thousand dollar mark was hit really look at that. This is like 930 or 10

Yeah, I was still asleep when this happened. That was a good bit. There's a good bit. Yeah Listening matches we're watching back in his hair shaved and then he takes off his shirt He's got a Jesus. I'll be back shirt on that was a good moment. That makes that bed look so much worse He put on a black hat too, and he looked exactly like Heisenberg. Yeah, I'll break you bad It was great here. Let me read this then there's something else I want to say about the about the extra left stream Hey, Matt my cousin Tommy is outside. You might go and grab him Okay, what I'm mind everyone this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by me undies You wear underwear every day. That's 365 days a year rain or shine. You need

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I hope so. I'm open to it, also my box. Huge, long time, but open. I push any car that doesn't need to advertise yeah any credit i've never seen a lambighini commercial no have they have they have a made one that on the must have right uh... what did you want to talk about the the amiibo cockfight a little more

uh... it was a great it was just such a great idea that those guys uh... screw attack have where they take people's amiibos and then they make them fight against each other and super smash brothers and whichever one loses gets destroyed at the end. And yeah, they're extreme nitrogen. They got liquid nitrogen. So we were, they were, you know, they came down to visit us and we're talking to them a couple

weeks ago and they were like, yeah, we want to do the amiibal cock fight during the live stream. Just, you know, we really want to get like liquid nitrogen and they had like all these crazy ideas. We just don't know how to do that. I was like, just send me a list of everything it is you want to do. It's like an old coordinate with Marcus and I'll make sure we have all of the stuff where you like Marcus built that little iron maiden coffin for them.

He sourced liquid nitrogen. I don't know how the fuck you do that. He talked to he, I was walking through and he goes, hey, and I go, why are you smiling? What's what are you happy about? He goes I got a liquid nitrogen guy. I'm like what does that mean he goes? Oh, they can't sell to the public But I got a guy and I was like oh my god. No Reaction to in the corner when they when they put the amiibo in the liquid nitrogen

You could hear it hissing and popping like yeah as it was freezing that stuff scary his pacman did pretty well Yeah, as it was freezing that stuff scary his back band did pretty well So we were using liquid nitrogen on slow-mo shoot and Dan was just staring into the the big metal bucket of liquid I should he was like you know you can you can put your hand in there and just get some out You just do it with your hands. I was like you're an idiot. I mean a you're just visiting the country There's no like health insurance for you here. Wow. And he just couldn't stop looking into it. And I was like, don't, don't do it. Seriously, don't do it. So it looks like does it look like water? Yeah, it's like bubbly, like smokey war. Yeah. And I look around for like one second and I turn back and he's just going like,

yeah, it's like splashing his hands with a liquid. Because your hand is warm enough to the point where it like very temporarily will just evaporate on impact So it doesn't like cool your hand, but if you stick it in too long it will like freeze your hand solid But he was just like doing it for just short periods of time and I was He was like look I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Yeah, that was there. What was this on it was a Captain Morgan from a few years here. And Matt was just like, you can't see it. It's like the kind of thing you shouldn't be. He just cannot help himself from Fiddling.

From Fiddling or Dittling? Yeah, God. No, I'm terrified of liquid nitrogen, especially after we had it here for the live stream. I mean, just listening in a way that stuff reacted in there. That thing was that whole event, the Mewbokak fight was really fun. And like, it's really great that we had it midnight because I feel like that was a really good, like reenergizer.

Yeah, one of the things that they wanted, we didn't get to do it. So initially their time was earlier in the day. And if it was still daylight, we were gonna do stuff outside, like how you burned Ryan's shoes. One of the things that they wanted was a monster truck to come and run over the amiibo and uh...

and mario were working on it that i think they found a monster truck in he's to have oh my god uh... so either a bunch of other ideas that we couldn't do unless we go outside so i i i have an immersion that we are trying to get madness no we're just an immersion we've had on the dot gets in season one but it's it's always been impossible to do it's it's it's weird because it's a very simple Trick but it's difficult for physics wise. You know the thing I'm talking about in real life

Yeah, it's difficult in real life, but it's like it's something you take for granted. That easy in the game That easy in game. So it's one one is one we were trying forever and it's like I've finally we have Marcus here Now finally it's like figure this out and he's like I don't know how are you thinking I'll figure it out So it's like we're it's gonna be probably what we do in the second half of the season We're gonna take a little bit of a break between the two halves of the season because we got to you know shoot these really complex shows and I really hope we can pull that one off because it's like really simple But I think people will love it a lot now. I'm really curious. It's what it is. I'll take after this. I think I know

I got it. You know it. Yeah, we've been talking about it forever. Yeah, we might be mentioned on a previous podcast So but we may or may not get it done Yeah, it depends on whether or not Marcus can do his fucking job. Oh please. How dare you? Marcus is like how dare you talented person and skilled person working here There's almost qualified statement ever. He's probably one of the most talented people the most he uh, yeah He's also the guy who made all of our back to the future too. So skill that we did not discuss it all.

He's like anything you want done. He's like, yeah, I could probably do that. I don't know. There's a lot of talented people here. Sometimes I just stand sort of near animation. I just like stare at people's screens. I'm like, this is so cool. There's so much talent in like that area. I know. Makes this look shit. I will be illustrators and stuff too. You can't seem over here, but right off camera over here is my cousin Tom and... Hi, cousin Tom. He was, was it, Tom was in college? He got great at chess and he decided, okay, this isn't good enough. So he made a whole other game where you take four chessboards and put them together and you play like army level chess. You're talking about like a square of chessboards.

Yeah, you got YouTube videos that show this stuff off, right? Yeah, it's Pancho. Yeah, what's the name of the game? Regimental chess. Regimental chess. You go look at it and you design the whole game himself. So it's like, count smart. Yeah, exactly.

So you mentioned getting the point where it's like, well, I've been playing Halo and I'm really good at it. So you play blindfolded or something like that. So how do you you want you have to do like a quadruple checkmate? How does that work? It's you can go look at the videos and check it out and see it check it out regimental Check it out. Just check it out This looks crazy I couldn't even come up with a pond once you've fed it to me Oh wow What is that? It's a screenshot of some regimental chest. Oh, oh yeah. Yeah. The YouTube videos. I'll see if I can post one here in the link

top. So what's everyone gonna be doing this week? We got coming up. This week. I have a I'm filming a slow-mo video tomorrow. Are you? With someone who got I don't I probably shouldn't say it yet, this is just an happen. I want to explain one of my vacation to meet this person. One of my childhood heroes just emailed me and was like, hey, I'm coming through Austin, do you want to do a slow-mo? And then I said yes, absolutely.

I'm a big fan of his work. I would never refer to this huge island here. Why not? This seems like a bad role model to have. I was talking to someone who said that you got that text message a dinner And they've never seen you more concentrated on my crafting or response. Yeah, like you're just like really? Yeah Over and over and over again. I know who it is you laugh about my wife this guy. How do you have your number or do you DM you or something? He met me first and I sent him on my phone number. Okay a bug just fell out of nowhere

I mean like it's really freaking me out. I thought these lights that we had, I thought the light that we had in the studios were LEDs and it turns out they're fluorescence. I don't know why, that's like, threw me off a little bit. You talked about miles being the new head writer of animation. You wanna talk about someone else?

Oh good, you like, almost said it. Out of the funny, if you said it. Yeah, actually people have been asking me on Twitter and on the site, they've been asking, well, Miles is the head writer for animation. Also in the blog, I talked about we're going to promote a head writer for live action, and that is Mr. Chris Demeris is the new head writer of live action. He's very hip, a five years, very well deserved. Yeah, he just hit his fifth anniversary. I love these days, he's been here.

We even people that are here for a long time, five years is it's let's like yeah, if that's when Chris started I mean there were maybe 12 of us maybe 12 people yeah the company something like that I'm at what's my what's the head count? 125 Carries number 12 branding was eight Yeah, yeah, and then I was Marshall before them or after them. It's not the same time Marshall was right about the same time is Chris We are here's what happened we had Chris we are Marshall we hired Aaron and we hired Josh Flanagan Basically what happened is we kept trying to hire Zach anner and kept missing

All these other people that Zach knows That came on the stream with us yesterday. Did you say? It's a painting with us. Yeah, and Chris explained the miracle of childbirth to him. That was probably one of my favorite moments. That's exactly like innocence in that explanation was so great. By the way, some of those paintings were really good.

Some of those paintings were super disturbing that you guys were making. Some of them? One of them. One of them was like horrifying. Absolutely. I was walking around the studio when the painting was going on and when Chris was talking to Zach. And there were people over there

like under the building watching the stream on their computer. So I was like, you know, it's happening like just right over there. There's painting was so good. I was like, where the fuck did that come from? There's gonna hang it up at home? That looks really good. He looks like you like paint with spray paint

Uh, it's extra. Yeah. Yeah. Those guys are oddly impressive. It's very true All right guys, I'm gonna tweet that photo that I put up a Gavin so they're breaking have like the full version of it Oh, yeah, one of my eyes. Yeah, the one where you're like looking into your face through the front-end lens How much is your own auction those off for? Do you remember? We did a thing where anybody who donated $100 within, I think it was like 15 or 20 minutes, would be entered into a raffle to win one.

And like a bunch of people donated. Mostly to wait a hard time selecting. Raffles illegal? Are raffles illegal? They were illegal during the crowdfunding. I mean, they weren't illegal, but they were not allowed. Well, I don't want to say raffle, but it was we would select someone random from everyone who don't just define So a raffle exactly

We didn't call it a raffle on the stream. Oh, I see she can call it a raffle a random I didn't assault miles. I didn't get drunk What is it? miles. I didn't get drunk. Yeah, it's what you guys ways the differences between moments and photos. Oh, don't ask me. What are my photos up? That's all nonsense. That moments. What are they?

Do you prefer the likes over the favorites? That's a real question on Twitter. I don't give a shit about that. They went from a star to a heart. A heart. I think I make sense. I like it a lot more. I like the star better because I'm a person on the internet.

And I hate change. That's why that works. I like likes just make more sense. Yeah, it makes I never you. So it's it's. I like to start better because I'm a person on the internet and I hate change. That's the way that works. I like, like, just make more sense. Yeah, it makes, I never, so it's, it's a stupid distinction to make. But I never used favorites because I always thought in my head, this tweet isn't actually my favorite. Yeah. But it's like, I can see tweets that I like and then I can like them. Yeah, but do you love them?

No, but the things like, but it does have a heart, so now I have a question. Is it what? It's a heart. Now, like, I'm the favorites, never made I have a question. It's a what it's a heart So now like I'm the favorite never made sense. How did the hot become a symbol of love? I don't know Why wasn't why wasn't the brain like I brain you why isn't I brain you people and they had love and they were first scabbling that they know they had a brain And why and why is like the cartoon heart drawn the way it is? That looks nothing like a real heart. Yeah. There's got to be a story behind it. No, I think it's something I'm trying to interpret it in one time. It's actually it's like they showed

how you can derive like the it's like a caricature of a heart. It makes sense because it's what pumps your blood and usually when you're in love or you're feeling something strong your blood pumps more intensely. So it makes sense. Tell us about it. Let me find out. I'll find out why the heart shaped like that. Is it true you can stop someone's hot by punching it? Yeah, you can stop somebody's heart a lot of different ways.

There's a thing we're like killing them. Yeah a lot of ways to stab you in the chest. You're taking it out of different ways. There's this thing we're like killing them. Yeah a lot of ways. We're taking it out of their body. Now we're telling you recently it was I think I've read it in World of War Z where they talked about the concussive force of explosions that go off. There's like a certain leafality to military weapons that are just based on like it just shut you down. Yeah. Like you're just nervous system just shuts down after you get to certain level of force. Whether or not it. it was like a sneeze cough. Yeah, like just disconnects. Deal brain. Don't it. Well, obviously I've died.

Don't it. Yeah, that's like the most British thing you say. Doesn't it? Doesn't it? I love Google so much. I was like why is the heart drawn like that the third most popular search For that is why is a hard important But I have many people searching for that was like the signs of death that Matt told us about all that time We go all butt up Head removed from body We blood on the outside we were all four of us were on on the spot last week We were a podcast edition of on the spot and we got to play Gus or Google. How do you feel about that?

It was fun. It was actually a lot of pressure. It was really hard to try to come up with stuff there I always try and come up with Stuff I'm actually fascinated by but it could sound stupid. I was just impressed with how Hard Bernie shit all over John what I must admit I was reading my heart here. What did I do? Oh? I thought we were great team by the way, by the way, we got robbed in the point you guys did not win that yeah We did no no we absolutely barbed we know we want we're the people's champ. We want in the comments Sure, we were awesome. You wanted the comments. Yeah, I was bagging that's part of the fun is bagging on John

It's why you go on it sure as he haven't not been in so I beg your Twitter I was even done when I left the show I was the funny video that baby But that is a thing. I mean when you walk around this office and you're like looking for John Are you happy to be nearby you hear John talking about hey? I need people from the spot next Thursday? Yeah, it's like You want to clear a set. Just have a John come by talking about that. Everyone a bolt.

So you want to hear about the heart? Yeah, I have some people sending in some theories. Simmel goes back as far as the 1400s. This is from mental floss.com. When it appeared on European playing cards to mark one of the red suits, and it may even be older than that. The shape is pretty much a mystery, though. There are different hypotheses to explain it,

but none of them have been confirmed. Well, that's two. Like main chambers of the hot, right? Four, isn't it? Four. H and two H and two H and two ventricle. But they're in pairs. Two H and two are pairs, yes.

That is correct. Yeah, maybe that's why this is like a cement. One goes in And then goes out to the lungs then goes back in and then goes out to the body People keep telling me that it's the shape of two hearts sewn together. Yeah, that's what I keep seeing Which seems fucking disgusting. So that's like love when you're two hearts are sewn together. Oh, is that true? You want to see some pictures? That's or that's horrifying what you just showed. I never want to see some pictures? Is it? Is it? I really? I have a made a hot. That's horrifying.

What did you just show? I never want to see that again. What's the top one? I didn't see that. Oh, that's not real. That's like reverse engine. Is that Twitter real quick? Twitter, are we not covering anything from the, that we should be covering from the

air to podcast? Barbara. I feel Gus is about to stop us. Yeah. It's like, raw meat. I feel like you could sew any two things together and make them that shape if you wanted to. Two hearts are put together. makes that that's so gross

Yeah, it's about time to wrap up. Oh, well Twitter likes John. All right. I'm disgusted with you Twitter You feel like John that much good feel like I'm gonna marry him to give him some parts. He's pretty dreamy these days What is he looks? Yeah, maybe that'll be a stretch cool for next year. Yeah, she'll be next year Oh, all right. Well, let's let's wrap up. So thanks everyone for watching.. Yeah, shave it next year. Oh, shave it off. All right, well, let's wrap up. So thanks ever for watching. We'll see you guys next week. We got to put out a special episode for you today. Mr. Poots on Twitter watching.

You know, the heart symbol is based off a woman's butt when she's bending over. So there's your little bit of wisdom. Thanks, Mr. Poots. That's your little wisdom to close on the podcast. Mr. Poots. All right, peace out of woman's butt. Bye, I love sorry. Peace out of woman's butt. I love you.

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