Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Sh** From Spain Stayed Mainly on the Plane - #568

Episode Date: October 29, 2019

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Mariel Salcedo, and Jon Risinger as they discuss Dysentery, toasting jerky, Cinderblock the chonk cat, motorcycle dog, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only on Peacock. You're listening to Rooster Teeth Podcast number 568. If you hear something you would like to see from this episode, to you by me and these calm and mercury. I want to start off by saying it's my fault Gavin's not sitting right there. He was here. We were having some problems with the internet so we decided to delay a couple minutes and he turned to me said do to get coffee? And I said, yeah, go for it. We'll wait for you. And then we didn't wait for it. So Gavin's like 20 feet that way behind me getting coffee right now. He's going to run this way. He's going to run in with a scalding.

Oh, please. No, don't run. It's my fault. I apologize. Run. He's not. No, do not run. We did start.

Don't run. I don't. I told everyone it's my fault. He lies. Oh man. Okay, anyway, welcome to the RSC podcast. I'm Gus. I'm Wait.

I'm Mario. I'm John. You made me look a mug. I started out with the apology. He gave it to his claimer. Totally my fault that you were not here. Because you got here on time. You're always here on time everyone worries

But Gavin will show up 95% of the time I want I give you higher than that. No yet My these let's just call it 96 That went too high for it. Let's not go crazy. Is that distressed you to show up late? Like with it that started to walk up and it's all like we're already going to everything like that. Yeah. Well, no. Well, yeah, well, no. It's not that bad, is it? It's not the end of the world. I think I might have something to make you feel

a little better Gavin. Call me down a little bit. Yeah, I, I, I, I got a snack for you if you want a snack. Would you be okay to snack? Yeah, I have some Jack Lings pepper beef jerky. Is that dusty? No, it's not. Or is that like gray? It's just fall beef jerky. Is that dusty? No, it's not like gray. Oh, it's a funky jerky Is brand new I just bought it. Well, yeah, it was just a cow

Wait, here was it a cow. I don't know if we don't want to go into the into the back Was there a best by date on it? There's a cow date on it It's jerky so it should be good for a long time, right? And it's like still in a sealed packet. You know what a bit for you. Why don't you give me a stack? I figured you might need a snack. Little pick me up. Watch over toaster.

What's going on? What are you doing? The toaster just makes you think of looking glass from Watchman. Everything the watchman team. Yeah. Oh, you just mean like this. This, this, this, you know what I was like, I was trying to connect. Axel like no, no, no, no, no, hosting with with.

When can you toast this for me? I don't, I was trying to connect, actual like no, no, no that smell good. I bet it smells terrible. I don't know It's gonna ruin one is right let's let's use he has the toaster for a reason there's four slots Let's use the for that reason for There are four slots, okay, it's gonna cause a fire I'm gonna say that's gonna smell terrible. What do you all think it's gonna smell terrible? Yeah, John What do you think I don't know it's gonna smell terrible. What do you all think it's gonna smell terrible? Yeah, John what do you think? I don't know it's gonna smell right awful What's then why are we doing it because you might like the smell? What's the degree of toasty nested like?

Wait, what do the instructions say? Oh, I don't have any Dirk like me put it on a four four Okay, is it a number which which way do you think that's light? Oh, like shit one two three four all right Okay, it's down. It's down. It's a shit. One, two, three, four. All right. OK, it's down. It's down. Is the satellite? Oh, you got a tester cam. Look at that.

Miri'll keep you in the mic. Jack did it if it gets too crazy. Yeah, I got you. Thank you. You can smell if it gets too crazy, right? Miri'll get to be the responsible adult. How's the jerky? Why are you asking me?

You're poison it. It's great. Jack, he's good. Did you bring us all snacks? Or is it just Gavin? No. Just Gavin? You're poison it. It's great. He's good. Did you bring us all snacks? Or is it just a bit of a... No. Just Gavin? Just Gavin.

Okay. Is this... Why just Gavin? I just thought Gavin needed snacks. Can I see the bag, Gavin? Can I just bring a snack for Gavin? You can bring a snack for Gavin. Why do I have to bring a snack for everybody?

I just think it's a little rude. Okay, well, you can think whatever you want. I think Gavin is rude. I think Gavin's enjoying his nice little snack. It's just looking dusty It's not actually dusty. It's best by February 23rd 2015 So four years ago 2021

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No, we didn't. Yeah, we did. When? What were you doing? No, I remember. Oh, right. It's when we had too many people. We couldn't get faster internet anymore.

We had bad internet. We had to tell people to stop streaming video, that's right. Yeah, couldn't even stream music because we had like nine people who would just watch have Netflix on all day. Right. You can't do anything. Yeah, that's true. I do remember that.

Yeah, I remember it was given a, uh, Adam like just headaches. Wasn't someone taunting? That's what they figured. I don't know if they've f they, if they found who it was. Oh, I remember that. You go mad. Yeah, I do remember that. I got very mad.

Yeah, then at the Congress office, the fastest internet we could get there was a six megabit DSL connection. Oh my gosh. It was like six megabits down, 256 kilobits up. So when we'd upload a video, we'd have to do it overnight. You just like leave it and be like, all right, hopefully it's done in the morning

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Why do I my what are you doing this one to see if it? Give it to me. No, give me that moon ball Have you guys ever like done a cross-section of a moon ball? Like a little moon ball in half? So like just see what the... All bounce. All hate. It's just a big percent bounce, 50 percent hate. It's secular. This the hate is the core.

Yeah. A little bit of a... There's one moon rock inside each one. Straight from the moon? Yeah. Let's get expensive. Remember, we talked about that years ago on the podcast. I'm not the guy who had sex on him. Right. What is like an internet NASA who had access to the rocks?

And he had sex with his girlfriend on top of all the moon rocks. I love that. Because he wants to have sex on the moon. Well, there's a book about it, right? There is love. I think there's a book about it because when I, when I, um, Internet Sony, I remember them talking about optioning it. That's like, what's the movie? A guy trying to like, I could see like, we could make a porn out of that.

Okay. What's your fucking movie? You a guy interned at NASA and then fucked someone on top of moon rocks. The end. It's like a 15 minute movie. It's a romance, it's a thriller. What's the most valuable thing if you could that you could have sex on top of? The queen. She's like, you know, Queen Whales. No, no, he's having sex on top of the queen.

It's like when whales have sex, they sink. So they need a third whale to support them. Is that true? Yeah. So it's like all whale sex is a three-way, with one whale on the bottom holding the other two. It's like the exact same thing. The queen could be so awkward if one of the whales left you for the other one, and then you had to lift them up.

So the queen could be your whale. I think Lodewag, she had float. She's pretty sturdy, right? She's low to the ground. She had float. He says about the queen of England. She's getting on now. Like 120? What is she?

No, she's like, nighty something. She's never gonna die. They've given her the only serum ever that will keep you alive forever. The crown estate? What's that? It's like all of a wealth. That's supposed to keep in her life,

it seems to. So she dies, her son's not gonna get it, right? It's gonna go straight to Harry. No, it's to Prince Charles, right? But will he? Well, you're asking if he'll survive. If she'll survive him. Yeah.

Yeah. Anything's possible. Yeah. Yeah, so it would go to Charles. It would go to Charles. What happens if that whole bloodline gets wiped out? Does England just go, all right, now we don't just won't do it anymore?

Yeah. Or they just pick a new last name and you would know better than us. Yeah, I don't know. How did the beginning of their line start? I assume one of that lot killed one of the last lot and then they just, hey, how Swin's that gets it is conquest. Yeah. I assume one of that lot killed one of the last lot. That's what they said. That's what they said.

Hey, how Swindza gets it. It's conquest. Yeah. Because it's from the old times. Okay. I think the rules are, if their entire line dies, first one to touch the ground jewels gets it. That's a movie.

That's a movie. I think the Windsor name came much later. It's not a newer name in her bloodline. Like Mount Baton. Mount Baton was high. This is so like, I just went to Buckingham Palace three weeks ago. That's right. How was that? I got dysentery. At Buckingham Palace. At Buckingham Palace. No. Did the Queen give you dysentery? The Queen, I fucked on top of the Queen. I got dysentery. I fucked on top of the Queen.

I got this in here. You ate the Regal booty. What was that? What was that? That was back in Austin. Why are you wearing a mask? Well, so I went to Europe for two weeks. I shut by the way. Look at the way up in the chief. Yeah. I went to London, Amsterdam, Paris, and Barcelona. And then I got to Sick in Barcelona.

And then I took, She'd be Barcelona. Barcelona. And then I took eight, nine and a half hour plane ride from London to Dallas with Dissentari. Oh, God. It was your seat on the toilet. Like did they assign you that one?

You should have been. Well, no, I tried to like, I booked myself on a row that was completely empty, and I was like, oh, maybe I can just like, sleep it off. And then someone booked like the aisle seat Uh, cuz I booked the the middle seat because there was no one in it and I was like, oh no one's no one's gonna take it I'm in the middle and then someone fucking booked it and then they upgraded me, which is nice, but then I had a window seat

So for nine and a half hours, I just uh Took a lot of a modium and a lot of pain pills and just kind of sat in a corner until I landed in the state. Do you mind me asking how much your modium, like how much modium you got into that flight? The answer is not enough. Yeah, I think I took like four out of the six pack. Jesus. Yeah. What does this entry do to the body? Like kids die of, right? Something. Yeah, well, it's what you die of on the organ trail. It's, it, you shit yourself just constantly. So you just got, you just shitting liquid. You're just, yeah, one point because it goes from liquid

to mucus and blood. It's just dehydration at that point. So is that when you came back, you went to the, So when I came back, I came back and I went back home and I like showered. I was laying in bed and I didn't want to be jet lag. So I told my girlfriend, I was like, do not let me sleep. Like, I'm gonna lay down for like 30 minutes

and then come and like make sure I get up. And she came in and she was like, you're burning up. Like you have a really high fever. And she was like, we should just go to the ER right now because if you don't do it now, like you're gonna get sick or even sicker and we had ACL coming up. So we go to the ER, they're like, yeah, you have dysentery.

And I was like, why the fuck, how the fuck? Someone has cursed me. How did you, so you got it in Spain? I got it in Spain. Oh. In Spain. In Spain. Spain's not a dirty place, you wouldn't think.

But like dirty stuff can happen anywhere. Oh yeah. People always joke about like Monozuma's Revenge in Mexico. Well, since your already Mexican, maybe like going back to the other country, it's Monizuma's revenge in reverse for visiting the colonizers. Right. That's some history human right there. We're being so historical. This five. You're welcome. So you better now. I'm better now. Yeah, I lost five pounds. I feel great. I think so historical this Friday. You're welcome.

So you better now? I'm better now. Yeah, I lost five pounds, I feel great. And then I, thanks guys. No, it sounded like tender ploth. It was like, it's tough. It did. I didn't lose any muscle mass, which was the good thing.

I did, I went and did a, like a body scan afterwards. Did you lose any muscle mass? Mm-hmm. How to look? She just liquefied her back. I lost body fat and I was so wait. But no. But no. You just shut's just liquefied the fat. I lost body fat and I was so wait. But no. But no.

But you just shut them directly out. Yeah, no muscle loss. So yeah, you know, I'm doing better. I'm all right. We're still having a drink a lot of water. Still drinking a lot of water, yeah. Just staying hydrated as everyone should. It's important.

Speaking of weight loss, I'm 100% now on team Cinder Block. Oh, fat cat Cinder Block. Real fast before you get to Cinder Block, someone in chat made the ultimate comment for Meriel. Okay. Master Rai you 108. The shit in Spain stayed mainly on the plane. Yeah. Thank you. That is fucking comment of the episode.

Title. I'll be. You should have a chin on the title. Put S H. Star Star. Storster. Okay, sorry. I'm sorry to interrupt. title. What is H? Star Storch. Star Storch. Okay, sorry. I had to acknowledge that comment.

No, no, Cinder Block. I love Cinder Block. I'm here for Cinder Block. I've seen one video of Cinder Block. Is this the cat? This is the treadmill cat. Cinder Block is on the treadmill? Yeah.

No, there's like a whole like, Cinder doesn't have an Instagram account But center block is at a vet hospital and they have definitely leaned into senders notoriety I've been posting a lot more sender since then a lot of updates a lot of progress reports on senders All I saw was like a video of a cat partially submerged in water moving one pot on a treadmill So why is it in water? My dog after he had hip surgery had to do that as well. So they're not heavy. It's a guy suspends their light their weight and inside his heart on the joints. Have you ever gone to treadmill? Yeah, I own a treadmill. Okay. If you ever gone in a treadmill, have submerged in water? No, but now I kind of want to. It's even easier. How do you, do we just say you own, do you own?

I own. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, so they've been posting more of this. Yes, I looked into this, because I went deep dive on this internet because I saw another post about Cinder today. And so I was like, I gotta find this cat.

This cat is like showing up on Reddit a bunch. It's gotta have. It's a great name for that cat, my lord. Cinder block is just fantastic. Peep Breeze block in England. Yeah, that's interesting. It's not. Oh, okay.

This is the second video. This is the video. She or they are very angry. Okay. Oh, yeah, fat cat. Oh, yeah. So Cinder, there's also like a video that went up like showing Cinder's ab workout,

which they got Sender on their back, and they're like dangling a thing over and making Sender like lean up into it. But yeah, he was surrendered to the vet hospital because the owners couldn't take care of him anymore. Couldn't get his weight down. So these at these days. They're like, huh?

We thought you just feed it less? You would think so. You would think so. It just couldn't shake. It was just like wasn't exercising maybe. Maybe. Or maybe the cat would like bully them for food. Maybe.

It's funny that this became, I don't know how this happened. Was it the other night, like Saturday night? I went down to rabbit hole of finding like cute pet videos on YouTube, and then I found a like a subsection of other fat cats that have been uploaded. And there was one I found called mango. It's a very similar thing, but it's like mango is not at a hospital. Someone just owns mango. And mango just like lays there and giving up on the life. It's got like a toy fish that it likes. And it hugs it. And that's it for life.

That's the fact cat. Yeah. It's like, that's the live in the life. What constitutes an obese cat? Like, when does a cat go from just a fat cat to like, this cat needs help? I think what happens is it's, I don't mean to be mean about his cats, but Jeremy has some fat cats.

OK. And there's one. Book is awesome. His cats are awesome, love. Like I've been over to his house a few times and I've gotten to see his cats. Cats are great. But there's this one time where I tuned in for a second to a stream of his and the way that Jeremy streams work is that he's in his office and if you turn left of his office

he has these big old like glass doors that look out into entryway in the rest of his house. And he was talking about how it might have been book or a camera which one it was. One of them was staring at him while he was playing. And so he turned the webcam towards the cat. And so the cat is straight down the camera. So you're getting just a front down look of the cat. And the cat's shape was just a circle. It was just all like from head to a bigger circle that was surrounding the smaller circles ahead

That's what the cat was Oh, here we go, a chunk chart Yeah, there it is. Oh, Lordy coming That's exactly what I thought when I saw the Derbal Hulk was 50 hefty chunk I have to chunk and then we got mega chunker, but wherein that is you need to see a doctor chunk I think at by by time you get to like 40. I have to chunk and then we got mega chunker, but where in that is you need to see a doctor chunk. I think at by by time you get to like 40. I think no, I think like 60 is like when you're green, you're fine. You're fine boy. 30, 30, 30, you're you're just in danger of like getting a chunk cat. And by 40 you have 30 says he chunk. I was 30 years.

He says he chonk. I was like, that's a 30 years. That's a 3. That is too chunky. I would say you got to pump on a diet of 50 maybe. Oh, but definitely at 40. 40 is just like a heck of chonk. We're looking at, it looks like a health try. Looks like the new seeing of a bad office of like healthy weights of cats going from a

fine boy to he chonkings to a heck of chonkings to a hefty chonk to he chunking to a heckin chunker to hefty chunk to mega chunk to Olaud he comes in 65% body fat. Yeah, when the undercarriage is so scrape in the floor on 70 that's in trouble. But I love that center I love like center blocks like like fitness journey that they are documenting is so cool. I love it. I imagine it's goter blocks like fitness journey that they are documenting. It's so cool. I love it. I imagine it's gotta be super hard

to get a cat to lose weight though, more than a dog. Yeah, I mean, cats are much more opinionated. A cat will fuck you up if it doesn't wanna do what you want it to do. Yep. Yeah, and cats also like, like you're talking about like,

it was just like the possibility of the cat like non-stop complaining. Cats do that. They will literally just not stop making noise and do feed them. Or they don't, I mean, maybe that one couldn't jump, but cats can jump or figure stuff out and get to get stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe once they get to a certain size, it might not be a problem anymore. The jumping. That's the thing like I really like cats, but I'm kind of a clean freak. And I don't know if I could live with a cat again knowing that they step in litter boxes, then they jump on my counter and my table. It's like food prep areas and where I eat.

I would really like a cat if I could just get one of those stubby leg cats that doesn't jump very high. It's like, okay, you stay down there. Just restricted to a certain height. Yeah, you're a 2D cat. This, the Z-axis is denied. Can you? I feel like it's fine.

I just, a little bit of chlorox, give everything a white down before you use it. That's even more work. Do your cats get on everything? Yeah. There's a lot of cats. You've shown me, especially, videos of your cats like above you in your kitchen.

Yeah, me sometimes gets on top of the cabinets. You've shown videos of your cats like above you in your kitchen. Yeah, me sometimes gets on top of the cabinets. We call them the Ovis Mia when he's doing that. That's such a cat owner thing to do. Just cheesy words like that. Yeah, I love my cats. This episode of Received Podcasts is brought to you by me undies. So officially the holidays, people are already shopping for gifts.

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video, I guess, researchers decided to teach rats how to drive. Yes, amazing. They made little cars for them and then let them drive around. Rats can drive, but I can't. That's exactly what I'm going with this. They taught a rat. It's 2019. Rats can drive Gavin Kant. We're going to have self-driving cars.

You have self-driving rats. I mean, that's him winning. Can a cat drive? I don't think a cat can drive. Oh shit, that reminds me of something else. Did you see the video of that dog driving a motorcycle? No, I saw that one. I saw that one.

With the two people on it. Yeah, with the two people on a motorcycle and a dog. And the dogs in front, no one's, the dog's the only one holding the handle bar. The dog holding the handle bars. They're the handlebars, they're on it. So they're helping for like stabilization, but the dog is. I don't know, like it's filmed from the point of view

of a passing car. Yeah. Because don't they drive up to it? Yeah. Because there's like this reveal, like, oh, it's people, oh, it's a dog on the motorcycle. The dog is driving the motorcycle. That was not the turn I was looking for.

Oh, I need to see it. I'll see, I just sent it to them. We'll see if we can we can bring it up. The title for the video is dog show first is humans on motorbike. That's so good. Okay, hold on real quick. Someone said dogs are not clean either. I don't think that's the point. The point is dogs don't get on counters. Right. Yeah.

Dogs don't want to walk. Like guys, like look. He takes hold there for a second. Yeah. I'm gonna see if he like that. That dog is in charge. That everyone on their lives are in that dog's paws. That dog doesn't know what he's doing.

That dog has no idea. Those people are hoping the dog doesn't move. Their lives depend on the dog being chill. I would love if the dog actually figured it out. The dog leans and the bike goes like, and the dog's like, and the dog goes like, you guys have a fucking dog.

Why are you having to be doing this for? Someone in chat put two two together and realize that rats can drive and you can't and you were dressed as a rat last week. Oh, maybe that's how I take my test. That's it, right? Maybe you can convince those researchers that they should make one of those cars big.

So what was the purpose of making a rat drive? The purpose? They were. What was the purpose of anything? It was a really roundabout way. It was actually their research and cancer treatment is what they were researching. Yeah, you serious?

No. No, please, please connect researching. Yeah, you serious? No. Please, please connect that. Well, it could have been like, there's a baseline like, let me ask you drive. If we treat them with this, can they still drive? Let me tell you the real reason, which is just this absurd, if not more absurd. They were studying stress in rats

by examining the feces of those rats that were driving. What? Wait, were they giving them, like, stress in rats by examining the feces of those rats that were driving. What? Were they giving them like, so they're graphic issues? What were they? They're going to call in. Why are they stressing them out? They were going to go over the rat hole. Whether or not they were in control of the vehicle,

or like in control of where they were going or what they were doing. But what were the rats trying to do? I think they were trying to get food. They were driving to food. I believe so. Yeah, they were trying to get food. They were driving to food. I believe so. Yeah, they had incentivized them by doing that. They get food and that's how they do that.

They were trying to get fruit loops, specifically. Do rats drive on the left or the right? Well, this university was in the U.K. I think he was in the middle. So they should be driving on the left. I think it was small enough that it was just in the center. Wait, no, I didn't see the United States. University of Richmond. Oh, okay. So on the right.

Right-sided rats. I'm checking. Okay. Yeah, that is that is in the United States. I know Richmond, Virginia, but you never know. You never know. They should have put one in a cult. Just pull over. I have a rat. Researchers are, excuse me, researchers are exploring how the performance of complex tasks like driving affects the brain, what's the ultimate goal of finding better ways to treat anxiety and depression. Are they saying that driving makes people anxious? If humans often find driving stressful, the rats in the study seem to benefit from the

training. A chemical analysis of the animals poop after four months of training sessions showed lower levels of the stress hormone, corticoster training sessions showed lower levels of the stress hormone Corticosterone and higher levels of stress-busting hormone. I'm not even gonna try that one. So wait, so you can buy driving They were getting less stress. We concluded that the rats actually learned to drop we concluded that the rats We concluded that the rats that actually learned how to drive had a greater sense of control over their environment that was accompanied by increased hormone, something like a rodent version of what referred to as self efficacious efficacy efficacy. So you can shit stress. Yeah, stress manifests in your shit. You don't shit the stress. Oh, okay, you don't like getting rid of excess stress if you know shit because then Maryl would have been yeah. So chill. What happened to Maryl? She's so different. You know, you should all over stress.

Losing weight, stressless. What's really bad at a dysentery? You know, so what do you get it from? They said it could have been anything they said it could have been something at eight They said it could have been water. They could have been they were like you could have touched something We were drinking the tap water. No, I don't know unless someone accidentally gave me tap water But I asked for bottled pretty much everywhere I went well by ice. Did you drink Melodice? Might have been that might Might have been that. Was it bacterial or amoebaic? How?

Reading about dysentery now. Oh, I don't know, maybe I guess bacterial. The contact may be through contaminated food, contaminated water or other drinks, poor hand washing by infected people. I wouldn't have been you. It would have been someone else to get you. Swimming and contaminated water, physical contact.

I mean, I wasn't like in and out of metro stations and bus stations and stuff, so it was. Those are dirty. People, you know what? Smirry poo poo everywhere. Could have been anything. Yeah. Yuck.

So the moral of the story is just stay home. Just stay home, don't travel. You were to save money and not have dysentery. Yeah. You don't need to see the world. It's overrated. Was it worth it? That was a good trip overall.

It was a good trip. It was my first like solo trip. First trip across the sea, which was interesting. But the first overseas trip. First overseas trip. Yeah. What was the weirdest thing to you? Wait a sculptural difference. Oh, I guess I was just being a dumb American, especially in the Netherlands, I expected there to be more English. I was very shook, if you will, when I got to Amsterdam and like got into the train station and then I started looking around,

I was like, oh, there's no English here. I mean, everyone speaks English, which is fine, but and I also realized I didn't know as much French as I thought I did. And I got to Paris. But it's still worth it. I don't know if I would do it again Just because like I mean obviously would travel again But I don't know if I would do it solo again because now I have people in my life that I want to travel with

Like I know I know I already talked about this. Yeah, because the night are planning our own Seven week vacation. We're gonna take over the world Seven week. Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna fly West and then come back east. I'll go all the way around the world. In 90 days. Yeah, one week on each continent. And a target of runs is going to be really rough. I'm just going to have a vacation limit. Like two weeks is too long for me.

Two weeks at once or two weeks cumulative over the year. No, I once. Yeah, yeah. Like, 10 days is maximum for me. 10 days is even pushing me. Yeah, I would love to do a week anyway, but yeah, and then I'm ready to come home. Yeah, even against.

Like what I would say is, home is where all my shit is. Like all the stuff I like that I've collected, it's there. Well, home is also where I get to do all of my weird ear syncracies that center me and, you know, like, show me out that you can't like, chill me out, that you can't, like, necessarily have readily available when you're traveling. Like, even just little things of like, your bed and how your shower is set up

and even your kitchen, your cooking and my toaster. A toaster. Would you like some toaster? Everyone was really freaked out by the toaster before the podcast started. Yeah. People here are coming by and asking, what's the deal with the toaster? It's just toaster do you want some toast gavin would you like some

toast yes do you want some beans and toast no I just had some pizza okay you want some toast what beans on toast I had my first full English oh full English is amazing. Oh, it's too good. Red baby. What the fuck fuck off? What else is back? Do you want toast? What do you mean do I want toast? You don't want to post you want toast. I want toast. You want to have cut? No, I'm good. I'm good. Thank you for asking that sweet. Oh man I Oh man. I went to... I went to... All six of toast. I went to go do early voting today.

And you know, I went to up the road here at what used to be the mall at the Highland campus. And there's like new voting machines for this election. So it's different than it was before. So it took me a while to figure out the system. Then when I was leaving, I guess I'd never been in that part of the Highland campus before, since it probably since it was a mall.

And they had like this knockoff dip in dots machine. It was like an ice cream machine, I'm gonna let you go picture of it. I'm gonna read what it said here. It said, you know, different dots used to say like the ice cream of the future. This was like an automated robotic frozen yogurt machine that said the future of frozen. It was like, I know what you're going for here.

You're trying to like do like some kind of dip and dots knock off and it was like, you could get different flavors of yogurt and it would put toppings on them. Dip and dots is bullshit. Dip and dots is bullshit. I really wanted to be the next big thing. They're still around, aren't they? They're still around is bullshit. It really wanted to be the next big thing. We're still around, aren't we? We're still around, yeah. But it didn't become the next big thing.

No. It didn't even become like a craze. It was like a little bit of a slight interest and showed up at like theme parks and stuff. In fact, I think six flags places. Yeah, I'm sure. Some were still making money. They still have.

They're having a lot of dollars. But yeah, I mean, they sell them in stores. Now, you know, actually, there's a dip in dots cereal. There's not. Yeah. Why? Because there's a cereal for everything. It wasn't good.

I would not recommend. There's also a drumstick cereal. Why? But like, aren't those cold? Are they frozen? Like, do you keep them in your freezer? It's like drumstick flavor. Like I took a picture of it. Oh shit. Future of frozen. So I like that. But that looks like a wippy. Yeah it's it was frozen yogurt.

It puts all the toppings you want on it. Yeah you can see like there's the toppings on the side. There's someone that left it someone the right. It dispenses the frozen yogurt in the middle. Then like a robotic arm takes it under all of the different topics. So what's your problem with this thing? It's just stupid. Why is it stupid? What's the point of that? How's that different to go into like, Menchis or something? What's Menchis?

Fro yeah. Oh, okay. I guess this you're in top things. I guess I would prefer this because I don't have to talk to a person. Yeah, that's, I don't know. That's the ideal ice cream machine. Gus, you've changed. You're like a different, like the last week, you're like a different person.

You're like cool talking to people. You're vegan for some reason. Why do you shit, oh, you're stressed out, is that what's happened? I stopped eating animals and now I'm just like, totally chill. I don't have that negative energy in my life. That looks brilliant. That looks stupid.

How do you feel about the, have you seen the coffee robot at the airport? Every time I try to use it, it's broken. Is the toast done? Some of it. No. Don't eat toast to the microphone. How toastier are you getting this toast?

Just a little bit more. They were barely browned. How do you get a handle on the numbers on a toaster? What does that mean? It's minutes. It's not minutes. You're a fool. An eight minute toast?

Who would do that? Pop Tarts? It's not minutes. You're a fool. And eight minute toast, who would do that? Pop Tarts? It's not minutes. Are you serious? On summit, isn't it? No. I think on summit is. It's minutes.

Yeah. What do you think it is to agree with the degree? It's like, yeah, toastness. Like this one doesn't have numbers on it. It just has degrees of like darkness to lightness. Yeah. It's not a timer. It's time. I mean, I'm sure it affects the timer. It's time. It's your eight darkness to lightness. Yeah. It's not a timer. It's time.

I mean, I'm sure it affects the timer. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It means longer than four. I don't think it's eight minutes. Okay, well, I don't know what yours says, but we just

standardized toasting unit. That's fine. I think at the end, by the end of it, it's just like you learn what your toaster cooks at. Okay. Try on there. So I guess it's not minutes. That's what some people say.

Okay. And it varies toaster to toaster, but the way that toaster, in cheap toasters, the way that they time how long to keep things heated is by having a curving metal strip inside of them. And the warmer gets, I guess, like it changes shape. And the number is just the determination of how curvy that piece of metal is allowed to be cut. Do you ever see those toasts from the...

The six pieces? Toast me, don't eat into the microphone. It was my dream that everybody in the world touched toast before I ate it. Oh, sorry. It's hot. What we wear out toppings. I said, I offered beans.

It's good. Do you have anything but beans? No. I know, but it's better than that stupid frozen yogurt. That's assassin me in the controller room. That was that toasted from the 60s where you put it in and it would like slowly lower the toast and it would automatically cook to the perfect level of toastiness and then it would like slowly come back up.

Wouldn't the bottom get more toasted than the top in that scenario It was it doesn't take like a minute. It's just like yeah I want and I want a sun beam Three point oh is being bomb back to back We we don't eat in on the microphone. I specifically said don't eat in the microphone. I specifically went closer. If toast eating ASMR, are we sponsored by toast with what's going on? We stereo like to these we should like do surround sound to see in. Oh, like I'm eating in the microphone.

So like you think like Gus is like in people's like left ear and I'm in people's right. That I think yeah. So like if Gus like if we just said bite bite bite bite bite Yeah, we should be a traveling bike sweet Dolby Mick Everyone get your toes ready will have you look still going? No, I'm gonna make a one massive bite in the mic. Oh wait, who's But it has to be like together has to be like the wave Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm sure that's very quick. That was good. But why? Why does that have to be a reason to have toast? Why does toast need a reason? This episode of Receive Podcast is brought to you by Calm.

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So earlier today, I saw this list of kitchen gadgets. And I swear to God, they all look like sex toys. Yeah. Do you think they're repurposed? So I had Dennis 3.0 compile a list of kitchen gadgets and sex toys. So we could look at them and we could all together try to determine if something is a kitchen gadget or a sex toy. Fantastic idea.

I have you. Dennis 3.0 please load the routine. I think he got some toast to me on laptop. He's been really slow. He's got the last stuff. Oh, that's, that is it. So it's pink. I'm going to describe it for audio listeners.

Bit tongue-shaped. It looks, yeah, it looks like a tongue or maybe a tentacle. Like a slug. The shape of it doesn't really say clitoral stimulation to me. Well, there's a tip on it, I guess. Well, you know guys can use sex toys. True.

Guys do not have clits. I don't know if you know that. Some guys do not have clits. There you go. Can I get that stitched on a pillow? So, wait, have these been edited to like remove the kitchens from them? No, these are the straight images.

Okay. That's so, that's kitchen. That wasn't like kitchen. That wasn't like half in an avocado and they just took it out. No, that's kitchen. Kitchen for what? What does that do? Butter. It's a reemer.

Is that what it is? I don't know. It's a stupid joke. That's what that is. Oh, I thought you knew these are. No, no, we'll learn together. Oh, okay. I'm gonna go to the 3.0 for butter.

It's for butter. I'm gonna go to sex toy. I'm gonna go along the lines of butter and say it's a but to it. Did you so very well said sex to sex sex sex sex I'm gonna go with a kitchen gadget. Let's like like a like a moleca hit the like a grinder kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah. What? What is it? Point of view if you will. Sex toys. Sex. So it was not going. Oh, you know, please reveal if you will. Sex toy. Sex toy. So where's that going? Oh, you know where it goes.

I know where you want. It is the Smile Maker Firemen Clotoro Vibrator for Volva Fun. Yep, you see the little point? Yep. Mm-hmm. Did you say for Volva Fun? For Volva Fun.

For Volva Fun. That is correct. All right. Those crumbs already. Let's see the next one. Oh. Well, that's for the kitchen. No, that's for your ass.

Is it? That's God's idea. I would shove half an orange on that. What does that say, Swiss mark? That's probably that is probably for citrus. Yeah, it does look like a juicer. I think the right side goes in your ass and you juice oranges on the left. So it's a long, so it's just you.

It's just two bad game oranges. No, no, you teabagging oranges. No, no, you know, teabagging, right? You're reaching behind and you're twisting the orange on. A long, I want a whole line of oranges that I can just go around. Sit on, sit on. It looks like a butt plug, to our audio listeners. It's a silver, it's a silver butt plug.

You tensile of some kind. That's one thing. It looks like it goes in your butt and one end looks like you put an orange on it. That's kitschy. The thing is, it's too long for the orange thing like it should be wider if it wants an orange. I didn't know that it's since it's gonna end Kitchen. Yeah, is it a juicer? It is a citrus remur Okay, so I don't want anything in my kitchen to have the word reamer attached to it.

All right, then at three point, I'll just load the next one. I'm two for two. Oh. So it's a pink, conish pyramid. If I had to describe it, it's a pretty wide base. Looks like at the base,

it's about as wide as a human hand. That's, that's sex toy. Is it like a pre-gapah? Like. So once that's an ass juice. I think they're talking about the last one of this one. I don't know. I'm like, this could be both. That's that's sex toy.

But where would you sit on it? But it's so wide at the bottom. Yeah, well that happens sometimes. Yeah, that can only be set on. You couldn't like stick that in because it would shoot out. That's sex toy. I have theory, but it's too small. I was gonna say maybe it's some like microwave device that you put like a mini pizza on and

you can put in the microwave and the cone helps it like steam the cheese. I think it's so I think that's so I think you're seeing that because of the logo. Yeah. It looks like a pizza slice with pepperoni. I love the pizza slice. That's how pizza looks to you. Yeah. I think you put a cake around that.

If you want a pyramid cake or a cone, if you want something, cone cake. It's like a cake ruffa where you can have a filling, but you don't. It's a sex toy. I. I. Ah a sex toy. I... I...

I... I... Sex toy. I'm gonna say sex toy just because everyone seems so cost-effective. It is a sex toy. Sex toy. Thank you, Dex, you point out. You see it on there.

The cone sex toy misajure. You are right. You sit on it? Yeah. Hey, sit on it. It might be squishy. Okay. You don't know. Some misajure. Check out the cone available on Amazon apparently. It's very pointy. It's gotta be called a

Vibrator next time we gonna do this with the items in real life Instead of looking at pictures just say no round two will be real. It would be way more expensive This is much cheaper round two. I just have one one item. Yeah, all right. Let's look at the next one This is much cheaper. Round two, just have one item. Yeah. All right, let's look at the next one. It looks like a mountain. It's a blue mountain with a snow-covered top.

Is that like a sex toy? Is that like a film or is that plastic? It looks like it's plastic. That's hard plastic. That's a sex toy. It looks like a mountain, right? Yeah, a sex toy. Crazy.

Well, it has little dots on the top of it. It does? It almost looks like a salt shaker. Yeah, you're right. I think that's like a pepper shaker. No, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, or maybe it's like a icing sugar holder. Yeah, I'm gonna go with Maryland Gavin.

That's something for the kitchen. Kitchen, you're done. Kitchen. It is a microwave cleaning volcano. Oh. It's vinegar inside of it heated up and then it steams and cleans your hands. Oh, like the angry mama, whatever it's called. Yeah, it's like the angry mama. Don't know what that is.

Don't know what that is like. That sounds like a sea ahead of the total sex toy. That's all right, let's load the next one. It's a literal rubber duckie. Sex toy. Sex toy. That's definitely not a kitchen utensil. Sex toy.

So it has to be a sex toy. But it's on a little base. Sex toy. Maybe that's such a shaker. That's a vibrator that you sit on and rub your junk on. Okay. Okay.

And the answer? Sex toy. Sex toy. Is it a vibrator? You got to rub your junk on? Yeah. Two more. What is it?

It's a vibrating rubber duck. Yeah. If that was in Hitman, it would explode Fuck yes. All right. You got two more Christ. Okay. This is a pink device. It looks kind of like a strawberry with a silver Rocket and a fun here the I guess the hand's like a green that's a kitchen. That's a kitchen utensil. I mean that metal end looks brutal. I Also, are we looking straight through it? Is it like a

Cuisine? Yeah, that might be like an icing Shaper Like piping piping. Yeah, look like you put that up your butt though. Oh yeah. I mean, just cause you could put it up your butt doesn't mean you can't cook with it. Unless it's like a cream pie extractor. Oh. Oh god.

That way it is. It is just a stick in, just pull that out. No, I meant for like actual pies with cream in it. Oh. That's not what I was thinking. Oh. Oh, that's kitchen. That's kitchen. That's not what I would say. Oh, that's kitchen. That's kitchen. That's kitchen.

I think if it wasn't for the sharp pointy silver bit, I would say sex toy, but the sharp pointy silver bit makes me think kitchen. That's not what I thought it was kitchen, but you can go with your logic. Kitchen. Dennis. Kitchen utensil.

What is it? It's a kitchen utensil. It is a strawberry stem remover. That's so dumb. That is so stupid. So you can take out your strawberry. It's so specific. That is so stupid. How much does that thing cost? Too much. I was wrong. We'll just pull it them off. Exactly. All kitchen gadgets like that are stupid. Just not eating that bit. You just bite. That's right. If you want to put them all over. Okay. It's $5.74 on this one. It's $5.73 too much. We have one more.

Okay, it looks like- That's 100% of highway right there. It's the bullet bar there. It looks like a pumice stone or sponge that's purple on top and white on the bottom with a little bullet. Bullet bar, right there. It's going to be a morpher next to it.

That is how you get a very clean vagina. Clean and happy vagina. So it's a kitchen. But I don't know. I am very curious as to why it has a bullet look and vibrator in it for a sponge. So you can use it during your sexy shower times. Maybe it helps you like when you're cleaning

like a dirty dish dish like it's vibrating that way it gets like stained. That's what I think. I think it's a kitchen utensil. You put all your dishes in the sink. You turn that on and just throw it in and you come back and it's all done. And then you take the silver part out and you rub it on your genitals and you get up. You're done.

Yes. That's kitchen utensil. I'm going to go kitchen as well. Are you serious? Do you think it's sex? Yeah. I would say that's what someone uses whenever they're sexually attracted to John,

but they can't find a picture of him the closest thing you can get. What's the purpose? What? They say, I'm just gonna shove a bullet vibrator or something like that. Oh, you know what? I bet you pour soap in it,

and it's just like a self-soaping sponge. But it's such a weird device to do that with, though. Peter H says, this is how we solve Gavin's, I won't clean my ass problem. Okay. If it feels good, I have kitchen, that's kitchen. Do we do it so everyone's answer? I mean, I'm gonna go with kitchen.

I'm gonna say sex just to split. It should look like this. I mean, it looks like a sex. Dennis 3.0. Sex toy. What? Okay, I was right. It is the sport sheets vibrating shower sponge. Yeah, we're on the money.

We knew what it did. We were just arguing over what it was marketed to. You can use that to clean dishes. You can't. You should not use it for both, but you can. You're by two. It's brilliant. Which one do you use it on first?

Just boil it in between. That's all you need to do. I heard a revolting sound from Eric Badoor. Well, congratulations on getting some of those right, guys. How many did you get right? How many did you get right? You're a very personal person. I got them all right.

I think two. Pretty sure I got them all right. Maybe three. Okay. great get right? How many did you get right? You're a very person. I got them all right. I think two. Pretty sure I got them all right. Maybe three. Okay. This episode of the RCT podcast is brought to you by Mercari. Mercari makes it super easy for real people to sell and ship their unused things.

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Siempre encontrarás uno cercano, incluso a última hora. De la serba tu próximo viaje, ¡Já! Blavlacar, blavlacar. Well, thanks for playing everyone. Yeah, it was a good game. I like that. Thanks, I think that it was a very enjoyable program, Dennis 3.0. Save that with two memory files. Save.

I don't like that. It's a lea software. Dennis, what else can you do? He can, well, last time I had him tell me what time it was in Japan and also set a timer for 12 minutes and they both work. He can probably also set a timer for other periods of time too. Can he control my Hue light bulbs? I think he can do these.

We haven't linked him to your Hue stuff. We can link him. We just have them there. He's the link you can probably ask him for jokes and sports scores and stuff like that. Basics. Navigation. Do you read me a bedtime story? Dennis 3.0.

Oh, sorry, Dennis 3.0. Can you read me a bedtime story? Sure. Yeah. See, it sounds so realistic, right? You think you're talking to a person That's software and then there's like a little loading sort of buffering time He just he answered correctly. Yeah, he I didn't say where you said can you so and then you wait for the story to stop

Charlie loved baths. Yeah, there goes Dennis 30.0. Please end Yeah, there it goes. Dennis 30.0, please end. You're so. I know. The story is going to end. Charlie love that so you know that's the story. Story and three words. Okay. Oh, Dennis. Your point. Oh, uh,

save. So I'm not about something else. Okay. Wait. I gotta ask Gavin has your coffee. It's done. It's done. Would you need another beverage or something? Have you got one? Would you like maybe like a cup of tea? Sure. Would you need another beverage or something? Have you got one? Would you like maybe like a cup of tea? Sure. Would you like a cup of tea?

Yeah. Can I get help from booth? I need some water in my tea pot. What is this? What? You could just... It's a kettle, not a tea pot. It's a kettle.

If you could just put it just... You don't have to fill it all the way but you can get it put enough from it. Well, Mary, what else has he got down there? Do you have different kinds of tea? I can't see all I see is a bread I didn't know he even had anything back there The lights are gonna go off as soon as I kettle turn American so I want to do it Carrot top riser

So I want to complain Today Apple announced a new product Professional headphones Today Apple announced a new product. The professional headphones. Professional wireless headphones. AirPod Pro. What makes an AirPod Pro? I think it's like just pro, just not mean anything anymore? It's got a little fan in it that cools your ear while it's in your ear.

Well, it makes the phone pro. Right. You had that discussion. It doesn't make sense. I can understand the MacBook and the iMac and the Mac The iPad a little bit the iPads really pushing it a phone a lot of people use for business, but Your phone is a real stretch. Yeah, they're because professional musicians and like DJs and stuff I seem won't be using no way you won't fucking use that. That one, like, studio.

Yeah, the quality, I have a pair of AirPod. Yes, excellent. And the sound quality, shit on them. On the AirPod? Yeah, it's fucking terrible. There's no bass, it's just really tinny. I mean, what are you looking for out of a device that's this big?

Right, I mean, so it's like, so then you cannot make a device that small and shitty pro. Why did I, like, bang on all of this and stuff, to have those like thousands of dollar headphones, So then you cannot make a device that small and shitty pro. What an ally Bang on Olives and stuff to have those like thousands of dollar headphones. I'm sure they sound good. Are they tiny and wireless? I think sir Eric buy me some I was getting tea. What am I doing? You're buying bang on Olives and Dennis 3.0 fill in Eric No And then it's 3.0 fill in Eric. No. No. It'll take care of it.

It's a background task. We don't have to be alerted to it. So what is the feature on them? Like the noise canceling? The noise canceling, but you can like disable that. If you need to hear someone. I have some headphones that do that. And they have like different size earpieces

for different size ear canals. I don't know. You can noise cancel without being like a over the ear. It's because it goes into the ear canal. Oh, it creates a rubber seal. I don't like those. I had one of those once years ago and one time on a flight I went to take it out and the rubber part stayed in my ear canal and I couldn't get it. So it's like I had the stub of an earphone and like the what the the plastic part was in the ear canal. It's a fucking nightmare. Yeah, they call that nightmare fuel

That's called nightmare fuel. How'd you dig it out? I went into the bathroom like a fucking lunatic It was like an animal you ever see like a dog when they start like scratching your ear like crazy. I was like Digging in there. Oh my gosh. I have a bad story Can I actually tell a bad story? Of course. This is the podcast. This is a gross story. It's a gross story so my kid, she, my eldest, she got her ears pierced a few years ago. And I've never experienced ear piercing on any degree. So I don't know, I don't know what to expect

in that kind of thing of like what happens, that kind of thing. So when her ear like as she had to pierce and she was keeping the, thank you. She was keeping the stuff in her ear to keep the whole open and everything like that and she was cleaning everything like that. Her ear was getting like really red

and it looked irritated, but I was told like to it to agree that's fine and okay. Okay, rotate it. Oh, but I was told like two degree, that's fine and okay. Okay, I'll irritate it. Oh, good one, good. And then at one point, like, it was really, really bothering her and we looked back and she just had really simple earrings in that had, you know, the push in,

little stuff at the end that keeps it from going out. The stuff was gone. And that whole area in the back of her ear had swollen up and sealed up basically. Oh, no. And so it looked like it was filled with just not good stuff and it was, and it looked like it was so painful. And so I took her to the urgent care to get it checked out

and I'm like, that's even when you get like, I got it, or something like that, or whatever. And they checked out and we're like that see if we need to get like antibiotic something like that or whatever and they checked it over They're like that and they're like yeah, it's it's it's it looks like it might be a little bit infected And they you know they said we're gonna take the airing out and and keep the area clean and I think they might have given me some antibiotic something like that and so I went home and And I guess this must have been time when they were with me for longer than like a day or two or this happened over the whole weekend. Eventually, it didn't like, it wasn't getting looking any better and so, and it was still hurting her a lot.

And so I finally took her into the, into the bathroom to try and like really see what was going on back there and like see if like, you know, like what was, it was all crusty and like that. And I started feeling around and I started pushing at the ear to see if like, you know, like, what was, it was all crusty and like that. And I started feeling around, and I started pushing at the ear to see if like, like, if I could find like, what was wrong with it. And a little piece of metal appeared out of the little hole in the back. Her ear had swallowed and closed up around the backing,

that little butterfly, the little metal butterflies in the back ears, and had just was holding onto it inside of her ear. And so I had to like, she was like, oh, it hurts. And I'm like, I'm just gonna do something to fix it a little bit. And so I was able to push it and maneuver and get it out. I hid that from her.

So she didn't see that that thing was in her ear. And immediately after that, I was like, how's that feel? I feel a lot better. And so we like cleaned everything, her ear was fine. No problems like that. But it was the most nightmare-ish things I've ever had to do. Oh, and you gotta say like, calm. Yeah feel? It's like, I feel a lot better. And so we like cleaned everything, her ear was fine, no problems like that. But it was one of the most nightmare things I've ever had to do. Oh, and you gotta see like, calm.

Yeah, yeah, you can't get her worried. I know, and she was like, she was being such a trooper. She was like, just, she was wincing, but it wasn't like, she wasn't like, you know, throwing a fit or crying like that. And so I just like tried to muscle through it and just tried to get out there as quick as I could. But yeah, just terrible, just terrible.

Oh, God. Oh, God. That's gruesome. terrible. Oh, God. Oh, God. That's gruesome. Yeah. Oh, poor baby. Yeah, I'm glad he found it. Yes. And yeah, and it healed up like a meatily after that,

because that was clearly just a foreign piece of metal that was stuck inside of her body. Yikes. Like a bullet. I read a story on Reddit over the weekend about a guy who when he was, I want to say, he was like nine years old. He stuck a rock in his ear. And it was stayed in there for 13 years.

Man, because like, I guess, you know, he freaked out when it happened. His father tried to help him get it out. Couldn't find it, you know, spent forever trying to clean it out. He was like, oh, I guess I must have fallen out already. No. And then like 13 years later, it finally came out.

It had to wait for his ears to grow. He went to the, you said over the years, he went to a doctor, the doctor said he was making it up, went to another doctor and they said, yeah, we can't do anything for you, there's nothing in there. And then eventually, it came out. I had a doctor once that I,

I have to go to a specialist for my genealogy story that I have that can't smell and all that kind of fun stuff. And I have to go to a specialist for my genetic disorder that I have that can't smell and all that kind of fun stuff. And I have to go to endocrinologist. And when I moved here to Austin, I had to find a new endocrinologist and I went to this one guy for a bit. And during one, this was one of the last times I visited him. He went and I was like talking to him

of my whole situation of my genetic sort of common syndrome and that kind of thing. He left the room that were in to go check on something and he came back, he left to go like, look up and research the thing that I had. And I don't know if that's a normal thing or not, but it isn't really instill a lot of craze when I tell you something's wrong with me

and you have to go and like, Google. What's wrong with me? Hopefully he went to web MD. Yeah, so I don't know. What was his field? Ender technology? And what is his field? Ender technology, I'm probably gonna get this wrong.

And it's the study of like our body's growth and growing and that kind of thing. And so my disorder is a hormonal, it's a hormonal, it's a hormonal doctor, which hormones affect a lot of your aging and growth and that kind of thing. And so, yeah, he was an endocrinologist, not a good one. It's pretty quick. Now I have a doctor that's like, basically Mr. Rogers in doctor form. It's fantastic. Can you name any organs of the endocrine system?

I have to look them up. I would not have been able to name any of these. I can't name a bunch of you. A bunch of you. A bunch of you. A bunch of you. Yeah. Which would say? Petruir. Yeah.

That's part of me that doesn't work. Petruir, Glenn. Petruir, Tury. That does hold on, right? Yeah. Yeah, I once knew a guy who's brain like split. And it wrecked. Go on.

His brain just like fell apart like like physically that just like his brain just split and he said Like there were no like it was like two hemispheres that were no longer connected I don't think it was down the line of the hemisphere It's just like some of his brain just like came away and it wrecked that gland So he had to have pills to like give hormones and stuff. Where did it go? It was just, it didn't like pull out of the dead. But it was like, movies just had too fast.

Can you hear it rattling around? Oh, that's a beautiful kettle. The ear thing that you were talking about reminds me of a friend that I had on Facebook a few years ago. She posted this video about how her three-year-old son put a rock up his nose, and they couldn't get it out. So she was like, this is what parenting is. And she has a video where she gets,

she has her mouth on his nose, and seals it up and blows into his open nostril. It's like, oh my god. It's like, oh my god. Did it work? It works. And so the rock hits her and then she's covered in snot. That was like, oh, I will good the rock to shoot out. Did it work? Yeah, it works. And so the rock hits there and then she's covered in snot. I will never be coming up here. Oh my god. I can't

Oh nice cup of nice cup of. Yeah, it's a good spot. What? No, no, that's from the fridge here. Use the jerky to stir it. Oh yeah. Because I wait, we'll check the day on that milk. We got some gummy milk here. December 9th. Okay, we're good. What year? This year. So, I'm still vegan. I'm still vegan.

Okay, and it came up. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I thought it's still the same thing now. Like I did it to see if I could do it for a weekend. And then I was like, I'll see if I can do a week. And now I don't know what I want to eat. Like I'm, I'm frozen with choice.

Where would you have it the food today? I didn't eat here because the vegan choices here are shit. Okay, why? Why? I'm behind on your veganism. I just wanted to see if it was possible. Like I want to see, you know, I love meat so much. I was like, I've never really, like I always like saving food must be shitty. Yeah, it's actually all really good. Yeah, the shittiest meal I had was with Chris at Olive Garden. And it was vegan.

It was vegan. It's Chris' head tonight. He was here earlier. He was actually over on the side of the set for a bit. Was he shit, we should have called him out. I went. Oh yeah, you did go with him. Yeah, I couldn't make the one what you guys went

But I went the next day and said does his pasta pass cover other people? No, oh, yeah to pay for your own meal Mm-hmm. What's the point? I So I went with Eric and Chris to Olive Garden and we know we all ate and Then the check came and obviously Chris has his pasta pass So it's just Eric and I and I told Eric like I don't worry. I'll pay for lunch Then Chris dug around in his wallet and pulled out a $5 Olive Garden gift card and handed it to me. It's like here for the tip. I'm not coming back. I said, I came here with you for this thing. Wait, but what can you eat at Olive Garden? Let's begin. What's...

You can get most of the pastas are, and you can get the traditional marinara sauce. Okay. The breadsticks are vegan, but if you eat the salad, the croutons are not. You can just eat without the croutons. Right. Okay.

Yeah, I had a chicken alfredo and a watermelon margarilla. How did that go together? Fine. A good little chat with Chris, never speak to him. Talked about work and stuff. Did he invite you? I kind of invited myself, but he's pretty keen to get the people to go with him, isn't he?

Because he gets to get points for that. He does. Yeah. But I went and yeah, sure enough, like Eric and I got there before Chris and we sat down and we're like Oh, wait for someone else Chris walked in and this or several was like, oh, you're back Yeah, and she was like do you want to put the she named the dish? She's like yeah, yeah, and she was like and aside. I'm a little bit of Mary and error on the site

He's like yeah, so you think you exactly what do you want it man? What am I one of my like you have these weird Little aspirations when you're younger that you idolize certain things in life that someday you might acquire I want it. Man, one of my, one of my, like, you have these weird little aspirations when you're younger that you idolize certain things in life that someday you might acquire. Mine was always like, I love the idea of you, of you having a place where someone could be like, oh, the regular, or the usual, and you do it, like diners and that kind of thing.

And actually, I have somewhat achieved that at this point where there is actually a coffee shop here in Austin that is not a Starbucks that I can go and they know what I get. Cause I like to, one of my favorite things to do and that is my like Zen places, go to coffee shop, read book, read comics, have a cappuccino.

That's me in my happy place. And I've gotten to a place that knows exactly how I take my cappuccino and they go like, blah, blah, blah. How is that different to just doing that home? Um, I've noticed doing that at home. I've noticed that being at home, I'm gonna give you serious answer, being at home I get kind of cabin fever

and actually it triggers depression and anxiety a lot more just cause there's no one to, yeah, no humans around. Well, it's not even that, I think like I need to get outside, it like just by going to a coffee shop, you get outside, you see the sun, you breathe, relax,

you can hear other noises in the noise in your house. It's just like a bunch of sensory difference. I don't go to the coffee shop and talk to anybody. I go and I put on headphones and I read my book and drink my cap tuna and I leave. But for some reason, that whole experience just fixes that part of my brain that's like glowing. It gives me a sense of accomplishment. I got out

of the house and did some things that I've just stayed at home all day that kind of thing so you know you learn you learn what you got to do in order to or you try to learn what you can do to like deal with any sort of mental deficiencies that you might be dealing with and I will recognize that was one for me. So you talk about like you like being the regular and they know how to make a cappuccino, just how you like. I kind of have the flip of that. Where there's like anonymity everywhere you go. Right, there's a coffee shop I like to go to fairly regularly.

I don't go there every day, but I go there fairly regularly and regularly regularly. And they know efficacy when I normally like to drink. The problem is I can now no longer order anything else. Because when they see me walk in, they start making that drink. And you have to accept it. Right, and sometimes there's a line, so I can't get to the counter right away. So the alternative would be to walk in and be going, no, no, no, no.

Just run in, scream your new order. Right. What is your order? What do you get? So normally I'll get, so it's kind of a complicated story. So normally I get a double Americano, but about a year and a half ago, they changed the sizing,

so the double Americano became smaller. They put less hot water in it, but I liked it the old way with more hot water. So I'm with a ratio. Right, so I get the double Americano, but in the taller cup. So it's like, it's not as bitter. Yeah. So I see, it's already this whole deal.

And as soon as I walk in, they start making that. They start making your double shot. Oh, that's amazing. That's so nice that they learned your light into your intricacy though. That's that's way more complex. It's this whole fucking thing. And now sometimes I'll intentionally not go there. Like, if I want something else, this is it, by the way. What? This is the most first world problem. That your usual fussy pre-made coffee is sometimes not what you want.

Right, so I have to go to like a different coffee shop and I want a different drink. Do you think when they see you, they're like, oh, here's that fucker coming in again. Prepare his, his, Whatever your majesty. That's amazing. Oh, hey, Gavin.

We're in some digestive to go through tea. Oh, hell yeah. Are they chocky ones? No, they're regular ones. You're like chocky ones? Oh, chocky ones. I feel like the chocolate ones, the chocolate melts too quickly,

especially if you dip, if you're a dipper. Look, I'm not a dipper. Oh, you're not a di it. I don't do well with soggy things. Oh, that's right No, the gestures are definitely something that like they'll you like one one touch and it starts dissolving if you I mean My my one if I was into dip and I'd have to go with hobnops because you can dip those bunch times. Oh, yeah, they have a little bit more of a Is is there holiday? Is it your birthday? What day is it? Hold on. October 28th. October 28th. No. Speaking of dates. Now I'm just very confused by the general. Do you like savings time? Is this Sunday in the United States?

It was in England last of the weekend. Yeah, I saw a lot of people in chat. So I bring it up. A lot of people in chat were off. Yeah, it's only five hour difference now instead of six. But then then a week later next week, the podcast will be on an hour earlier if you're international. It's, it's only matters if you're live. If you're a, if you're a first member and you watch podcast live, make sure you double check the time next week. I wonder how many people in England miss the first hour of their podcast? About 11 minutes ago, there was a string of people. the first hour of their podcast. About 11 minutes ago, there was a string of people. So you dipped these in the tea?

Yeah, you want to dip it? You're gonna dip in my tea? Thank you. I think one of my favorite things I learned about British culture was the split that people have on whether you dip or don't dip jaffa cakes. You just reacted that way. Yeah, that's your turn.

They're the best. I didn't slow-pop hot. I don't like dipping jaffer cakes. I tried it and I did not like it. I like dipping to justifs and that's about it. Oh, I have another jaffer in a while. I jaffered this morning in the bathroom. It was cold, that's the way I like it. Oh, you know why I'm not excited about

The air pod pros what is it the thing is wider? The case is wider which means it wouldn't fit my amazing side duck air pod case. That's adorable They're probably cover No, it's just the make-up me this because she thinks I'm a side duck Do you play Pokemon games? You've played a little bit. Play Pokemon Yellow. Yeah.

And I played, let's go Pikachu, because that was just yellow again. Any, I can't get my head around beyond 151 Pokemon there. It's too, I like huge fan of Pokemon. I'll be the first one to say there's too many Pokemon. There's too many. There's a lot. How do you get started one to say, there's two of me Pokemon. There's too many. There's a lot. How do you get started now?

How does a new kid bust into Pokemon? But that's why I like what they're doing with Sword and Shield where they're limiting how many are in the game and that you can actually have all like 900 Pokemon. Why not? I pay for those damn Pokemon. So how the hell they do?

There's like, it's not, I can't remember what the phrasing is, but it's like you can't have like the full decks in a sword and shield. Even if you have both games, because usually no one game has a little. I'm probably, I'm, I'm, I'm blinking on exactly what the, it's, it was a big discord that was on when they announced it was like you can't have the full decks in it. So there, I think the game itself doesn't have the capacity for you to transfer every single Pokemon from every other game that's been in the past. So it might have a ton of the Pokemon, but like if NTA is not in the in the game, you can't just transfer NTA

or something like that. But I like I just limit it limit it. It's it's fine. Then why make all the Pokemon if you limit it? Because it's fine. They launch Pokemon Go with only originals. It was free though. Yeah, but there's like so many Pokemon. Yeah. Have you played? I really don't know anything about Pokemon either, Maryl. I'm only I'm just mad that they exist and I don't have them. Maybe if I bought the game right. Have you played any of the out-to-wolds? I played a bit. I played a couple hours over the weekend. Not to be confused with outer wilds. It's also if you came out this year.

Yeah, I played both. Yeah, I'm playing it. It's good. I've only got to the point where I finished like all of the first planet stuff and I got like the part to repair my ship and then I was like, I installed it in the ship and I was like, I'm gonna stop here.

Cause I feel like this is gonna, it's about to like open up a little more cause I need to go to sleep. You can do a lot before you put that thing in the ship and I was like, I'm gonna stop here. Cause I feel like this is gonna, it's about to like open up a little more. Cause I need to go to sleep. You can do a lot before you put that thing in the ship. I think I did all of the quests on that starting area. Yeah, I, I mean visually for me, it sits somewhere between four-hour and borderlands in its style, like it's not as cartoony,

but I don't like the way it looks. It's a little, it takes a little getting used to. I find it hard to see those, yeah. Canad things in the, it's so vibrant. And also, it's also hard to find enemies that I've killed sometimes. Like I come across a body like, oh, I'm supposed to kill this guy forever ago.

I didn't loot it. And I hate games that outline stuff. So I always turn off like interaction outline. So yeah, if a body drops in the grass, I'm like, I'll never see how it's gone. But it seems to, I'm playing on PC with everything maxed. But it seems to be this weird like over sharpening of my peripheral. Yes. And like just the perfect. It's almost like it's adding. I think it's like heightened in the peripheral like stuff on the side of the screen looks really sharp and it's like they apply deliberate chromatic aberration to it.

So there's like fringing of color around stuff. And I don't like, it just, it's, why? I also see some weird... That's unbi-de-fort and you can't turn it off. I feel like when you turn sometimes, even though I have vertical sync on, there's still some minor tearing. I haven't seen tearing. I've seen some like drop frames.

But it runs... I definitely have to drop frames. It runs pretty well, I'm like, I just, I don't necessarily love the way it looks. I'd rather it be closer to the Fallout graphics. I've been abstaining from getting it because it's one of those games that I can tell, like, I'll probably just be able to dive into and just play for quite a while. And I'm done that recently now with like Destiny 2. And I know that if I jump into outer worlds, I'll drop Destiny 2 and all this like, yeah. Yeah, I forced myself to finish Link's Awakening over the weekend. So that way I would be done with it, put it aside and then go to outer worlds. I had to pick up a walk through towards the end of that

game. Link's Awakening just becomes so complicated by the last couple of levels. It's just like some of the dungeons are just very complicated. It's like I'm just gonna walk through this. I just want to see the story. I just want to see the story. I just want to play my next game. You just want the story, Zelda. Yeah.

But in terms of the outer worlds, I feel like it's one of the few games where it's much more beneficial to put your points into like charisma, like, like, lying and persuasion and stuff. Because I feel like so much of the stuff, so much of your dialogue is great out if you don't do that. Is there a game called Outer Wilds? Yeah. Okay. That's a different game.

That's why I want to keep calling Outer Worlds Outer Wilds and it's a fucking my brain up. Yeah, outer wilds is the also a space game. That's why it's but hurts the sun explodes every 22 minutes. How can it visit like whatever? Supernova comes back. What's the majority of us? You said every 22 minutes. Yeah, you die. So as the majority of us do. Yeah. And then you take the knowledge

that you learned in that 22 minutes, and then you go again. Ground like it. It was a game that came out last year called Minute. We only had one minute. Every life was a one minute. Every life was a speedrun. Yeah, I mean, technically because there's these 22 minutes cycles,

you can beat the game in the first cycle. If you know what to do, essentially one of the achievements on Xbox is, I think it's called Beginners Luck, and you just beat the game, like first cycle. If you know what to do, I said she wanted to achieve this on Xbox is I think it's called beginners luck. And you just beat the game like straight off the bat. That's not worth your money then. The game is 22 minutes. But you have to play for like 10 hours to figure out how to do

it. Must be really beginners like if you're able to do that or I guess a walk. No, no one would ever accidentally do it. There's like you have to find a specific pattern coordinate to type in stuff. All right. Yeah, I've been, I feel like I'm trying to get as much gaming in as I can before Death Stranding comes out in like a week and a half, November 8th, I wanna say.

Oh shit, is that during extra life? Yeah. Yeah, extra life. Do we know what that's about? We're doing our extra life for the kids. November 9th and November 10th, I guess I should go with that. I, this is going to, this is a bad answer what you just asked is, do we know what it's about? I asked myself that question the other day and I was like, I'm going to look up see if

it's got a new like description of like a synopsis, either in a Wikipedia or something like that. I found one, I read it, and it summarized it. I couldn't tell you what it was now. It was like, it's in the name where it's like, it's about a guy going around and reapplying connections that have been broken. That's where the stranding is,

the strands that have been broken, it's up there. I'll read you the synopsis. There you go. I was provided by Hideyokojima. People have created walls and become a custom to living in isolation. I'll read you the synopsis. They as provided by Hideyokujima. People have created walls and become accustomed to living in isolation. Death Stranding is a completely new type of action game where the goal of the player is to reconnect isolated cities and a fragmented society. It is created so that all elements including the story

and gameplay are bound together by the theme of the Strand or connection. As Sam Porter bridges, you'll attempt to bridge the divides in society and in doing create new bonds or strands with other players around the globe. Through your experience playing the game, I hope you'll come to understand the true importance of forging connections with others. That's the synopsis of the game.

I liked the bit. I watched the video where Colonel Brian was announcing his inclusion in the game and then he went and visited Hideo at his studio and got a tour. And in introducing the video, he brought up, he was like, he was talking about like why he was called by Hideo in his studio to come by and he said, because of my connections in the gaming world. And the audience starts laughing at that. And Conan's like, that was actually not the joke

that we were talking about, because Conan actually now is connected in the gaming world because of his, what's his terrible gamer? Who's gamer? I don't like those. You don't like those? No, I don't like that.

But that creation that has pushed him into the gaming world. He now is part of the gaming world and gets contacted by studios and developers and that kind of thing. I don't know, they always seem so I've touched in the gaming space. Yeah, he has no idea about the gaming space but I think that's like he leans into it

and just trying to find out. And that's what the audience likes. Right. I don't like he's very dismissive of it too though. That's what I don't like about it. Yeah. Anyway, I'm not gonna complain about that. I feel like I've complained about that before.

I feel like the rest of the world, especially that generation and those people, that audience of that TV show, they still see games as like just goofy fun times. And they don't necessarily see it as a really cool way to tell a story. Don't really have a post that across. There have been games that have affected me

harder than the most dramatic and well-written movies ever. I've finished God of War on my own in the dark at 11 o'clock at night. And if floored me, even just the end, because there's plenty of parts in the game that really send you first spin by by the end and when the Credit's rolled and I'm just sitting there like Processing everything that I watch this big like turn near the end big old reveal and that kind of thing and I was just like

Man like it kept me reeling for days if not weeks after that after playing that game Same with the first time I played last of us which was recently great thing Played with Ellie on our streams I sat with you guys just like I rewatched the ending. That's not the things that those kind of games can do to you. They delayed last of us, too, right? Yeah, they delayed it to me. May?

Yeah. How long is that delay? Three months. Okay. Who's with you February? That's me. I saw, I went to the movies this way. I went to the draft house and I saw a parasite.

Have you all seen parasite yet It's out parasite. It's a parasite. It's really good. It's so good You've seen a Bungie and Hose other films. He did the ho no pier sir Mother up here sir. Okja. Yeah, Okja's the weird whale hippo. What is that was yeah the hippo pig hippo pig? I'm Netflix. It was the Netflix one. I've seen Snowpiercer. I've not seen the others. But I want to see Parasite because what was like completely sold out I think before. Was it?

I went on Saturday at 9.30 in the morning and it was almost sold out. Yeah, I went Saturday at 11 in the morning and there was a seat in the far back and the far front and by themselves I was like, I feel like I'm so not up for seeing a movie at 9 a.m. I've never done this. I ordered a pot of coffee.

He brought me coffee French press. Yeah, and I was like, all right, let's look and watch this movie. I was fucking down for it. I get it. It was actually really cool because I watched the movie at 9.30, drank my coffee and it came out. I was like, all right, now it's lunchtime. Lunchtime.

It's time to start the day. Yeah. I'm up at like 5.30 it's lunchtime. It's time to start the day. Yeah. I'm up at like 5.30 most days anyway. So I'm not gym stuff. Yeah, but also my body's just programmed that way. So Saturday's I'm up at 5.30. And so like a movie at 9.30 is not so bad. It's like four hours into my day.

So. Yeah, I actually liked it. I like seeing a movie that early in the morning. I'd never done that before. Was it, oh, well, you guys do said it was morning. I'd never done that before. What was it? Oh, well, you guys, you said it was almost so. It was almost so. But that's nuts.

Those early show times are not full like that. Yeah. If you like the, that director, you should go watch the movie. Don't watch the trailer. If you know you're gonna like the work of that guy, go see it. Yeah, I think I've seen the first 30 seconds of the trailer, and I was, that was enough for me.

I turned it off after that. Perseid's a very appropriate name for that movie. Yeah, like when I, you know, I watched the trailer before I went and saw it and I was like, why the fuck did they call it that? And you watch it like, oh no, this is, that is a perfect name for this film. Good to you.

It's not a horror. Guy, you get the key tips. It's like a suspense. Yeah, I mean, like in broad strokes, it's like, there's this guy becomes a tutor for a wealthy family and then tries to find ways to get more money. It's suspense because there's tension. Yeah, tension is a big part of it.

But there's no, like, it's not like jump scares or anything. No, no, no, no. You know, I like jumps. I don't like horror movies. Oh, I'm fine with the fun thriller. I can sit through horror. And then at the end, I'm usually just like, yeah, but I would have been fine not seeing that. Like, I didn't take anything from it. That's never been like an amazing horror movie to me.

I disagree with that statement, but I agree with the sentiment of, I like horror movies, but only if they're like, film makers, they're like, I disagree with that statement, but I agree with the sentiment of, I like horror movies, but only if they're like filmmaker, art house movies that really took some time

and effort into it. And not saying that everybody should love this movie, but I always think that a good example for me of what that is is it follows. It follows was a movie, it was a horror film, and there's jump scare-esque elements to it, but it's like, it's shot beautifully, it has a soundtrack that's amazing for it. They do some very difficult camera work, great performances.

It's similar to this snail assassin. Yes, it is. I would say cabin in the woods. Cabin was the one. It's a fucking great horror movie. It's also like a horror comedy. Yeah. Yeah. Terrible horror movie watch this weekend with Andy. We watched, we love to watch really good movies together and then sometimes we're just in mood for just like shit movies. We watched Ma. Octavious Spencer one. Oh, I forgot about that movie.

That came out already? Yes, that's come out and gone and now it's you can stream it if you want. That was fucking bonkers and weird and I were watching the whole time just talking to each other like what the fuck is happening in this movie? It is so bizarre. No one responds to anything that happens in the movie like a normal person throughout the entire film. Everyone constantly wipes their memories

throughout the film, because they like, no, you wouldn't do that with that person, because that just happened to scene before. All the while, I'm like, what is Octavia doing in this film? Octavia's like really good. She was performing through a terrible script.

It's the same director and writer of the help, which is like an academy nominated and award-winning film of starring her. It's like he just got money from Bloom House, which makes like these little movies and gave him $5 million. He made Ma and you know, all power to him. It made 60 million. Oh shit.

So it's it did the Bloom House thing, which is Bloom House productions makes $5 to $10 million budget movies and then makes their money back in droves because they keep it low. Right. So, Ma, Ma is like a rating of Ma. Yeah. Like, like, I mean, John's out of how many John's five, five John's two, two John's maybe less. It was, it was terrible. And then it like, is one of the movies that just did barely nothing for like an hour and 15 and then last 15 minutes Decides to ramp up and go buck Wow with a bunch of shit and you're like what the fuck is going on and then credits roll Yeah, I just looked it up on IMDB. It's got a 5.6 rating and it's an hour and 39 minutes long At the very least it's saving graces. It doesn't overstates welcome

We we're looking through after the movie other bad horror movies we wanted to watch. And I really want to see the snowman. The someone just like, reviled that. Is that Michael Fassbender horror film that didn't even get finished, but then just was released? Like it just didn't, it wasn't finished. It has one of the worst ratings. I think it's like in the single digits on Rotten Tomatoes.

It's two hours though. It's like two hours and like 10 minutes. And I'm like, I'm finished it? I'm not investing two hours in ten minutes into a bad movie. I want an hour and a half bad movie. Yeah. On the snowman. But.

This? The art. That is literally art from the movie. But it's 7% on rotten tomatoes. 7% on rotten tomatoes. What's the what's the synopsis? What's going on? What happens?

I don't even know. Oh, you didn't watch it. You don't even know. There's a little more to be said. You want to see it based on hello Mr. Police. That's the synopsis. The the full movie poster looks has that drawing and it says Mr. Police, you could have saved

her. I gave you all the clues. The snowman. Who draws a snowman without a carrot? So I want to know. It's looking right at you. You can't see it. It's like dead on.

It's a force perspective carrot. Oh no. Did you talk about your other thing? What other thing? Do you got boo boo? My heart foot? You heard your foot? Yeah, I got a... Well, I was elevating it earlier.

You can't see. There's... I sent pictures. Uh, yeah. Oh my god. Warning. I fell off the scooter. What kind of scooter was it? Alive scooter.

So did you... Like, eat it or did you like put a foot on the... While it was moving and put it off for... No, I fully ate it. So I got on the scooter. it was moving and put it on for. No, I fully ate it. So I got on the scooter, which I do all the time. I'm not like a novice when I come, that's my knee. Oh.

Not a novice when I come to scoot. When did this happen? Saturday. Okay. Were you a little bit bevved on the scooter? No, I was completely sober. That's the worst part because everyone keeps asking me if I was and I wish I was,

because it would have been, it would have made more sense. The throttle wasn't working because I guess I was like in a zone that they like, Oh, they were strict you. They were strict you or whatever. And so I was just kind of pushing myself along, which is fine because I have a scooter here that I do that with all the time, but I can go much faster

because those scooters aren't as clunky. So I'm pushing myself along and then because it's going so slow, like usually when you hit a bump and you're going fast You just kind of like jump over and you're fine, but when you're going slow you get stuck in the bump And so I got stuck in a pothole and like just was going just slow enough to just go over No, I got I got I was going slow enough that like the front wheel got caught in the pothole and then like didn't move So I just like You didn't have enough momentum to go over.

Yeah, I didn't have enough momentum. So I just fell right over. You won, you won. Well, my girlfriend was scooting ahead of me and she didn't see me fall. So she didn't have to go. She didn't hear anything. She didn't hear anything.

And so there was like, she was like, back of the, there was just dust. Yeah, there were two construction guys who were next to me and then these like women walking down the sidewalk and they were like, oh my God, she just left. I don't think she does.

It's fine. Thank God she didn't see me. they were like, oh my gosh, she just left. She was like, I don't think she does, it's fine. Thank God she didn't see me. But when something like that happens, I think all you wanna do is run away. You don't want anyone to ask you anything because they're like, oh my gosh, you okay? It was just a fucking talk to me. Like my pride hurts more than that.

Just put a blanket over me. Yeah, just let me cry here, it's fine. But I'm healing up, okay. I was on crutches yesterday. I'm almost healed, I think. I should probably go into a doctor, but I'll be fine. What'd you get the crutches from? Pharmacy, you can just pick them up now.

You just buy them? Yeah. What do you think they're prescribed? I usually would assume that if the doctor says you use crutches, you get them, but to not see a doctor and get crutches, I didn't know you could just... You'd be like locked behind a door.

You could go to Walgreens, just go to the crutches. I didn't know you could have like locked behind a door like Walgreens Just go to the drugstore and I'm prescripted What's wait? What is the danger pulled on? What is the danger of crutches that have to be locked up and only kept for prescribed purposes? What's the danger of birth control that has to be kept locked up? I agreed I agreed I agreed Can you buy a wheelchair? You just go and buy a wheelchair? Yep. Yeah.

I think if you get like a prescription for one, then maybe your insurance will cover it. Yeah, you probably get some like, but I mean, crutches, like, well, we call it a bunch of pharmacies on Saturday trying to get some crutches. Walgreens had them for $150, but people's pharmacy, $18.

Oh, shit. Can you run into banks? Yeah, I was like, that is insane. I feel like you should be able to rent them. Well, I actually thought about coming here and just, I mean, it was like, I'm sure we have something lock up. They're in a props.

Do you want to use used crutches? Did someone else's underarms went in there? I mean, I would assume that you don't want to be on crutches for very long It's not really worth owning them. Yeah, you should be able to time share some crutches. We should make an app It's like you can you can share it the new sharing economy, right? Crutch share crutch share We'll be your crutch

We can enable people to do lean on us crutches lending owner to owner What if you own crutches? You can rent out. We can expand other medical devices like wheelchairs. Did your grandma die? You don't need your wheelchair anymore? Rent it out, make some money. Wait that wheelchair look.

Oh man, I think it's a good idea. Someone's absolutely gonna do that. I'm gonna fucking shoot this shit out here. Why me think of how much stuff is wasted? How much stuff do you have in your house that other people could use that you don't ever use? I think gonna fucking suit shit. I mean think of how much stuff is wasted like you how much stuff do you have a new house the other people could use? Oh, you don't ever use I think about that a lot. I think about the time it makes me no one to buy anything I just want to say we don't read the ads during the live podcast anymore We're sponsored by a company that allows you to do that kind of thing

So it's weird Gavin didn't know that he's bringing that up on his own. I just want to throw that at He was just absolutely serious So he doesn't know that he's just he's the he just serious? Absolutely serious. Oh, he doesn't know that. He's just, he's legitimately asking that question. I asked, I didn't know that. That's funny. That's mental. That's good.

Did you somehow stare the conversation? I don't know, where did I come from? I don't know, that was total coincidence. That's crazy. Sorry, the final version, the fucking anthem you go right there. I had the to my dad. I'm sorry to my dad. I'm sorry to my dad. I'm sorry to my dad. I'm sorry to my dad. I'm sorry to my dad.

I'm sorry to my dad. I'm sorry to my dad. I'm sorry to my dad. I'm sorry to my dad. I'm sorry to my dad. I'm sorry to my dad. I'm sorry to my dad. I'm sorry to my dad.

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I'm sorry to my dad. I'm sorry to my dad. I'm sorry to my dad. I'm sorry to my dad. I'm sorry to my dad. I got on one and it started to drizzle outside. And I think it was that big of a deal, but as the rain came down hard, it was like actually we were refreshing to ride along with a little bit of a drizzle happening. But then the streets got wet and I made the smart idea of trying to make a right turn

with a little bit of speed. And what could have been just a horrendous incident involving me probably going into traffic or hitting a car ended up being one of those accidentally cool moments where I went out, skitted, the scooter goes out from underneath me completely. Those things have the opposite of what tread is. But I managed to just, it just went out

almost like pulling a tablecloth out of a table out from underneath me and my legs just hit the ground and I just ran with it like pulling a tablecloth out of a table, out from underneath me, and my legs just hit the ground, and I just ran with it for a second and stopped and stood there. And I looked around to see if like, you know, something was gonna hit me or something like that. And cars were watching, but then I was like, okay, and I just like turned and just kept going with the scooter, trying to get away from her because everybody just saw

this idiot almost eat it terribly in the rain. And I wanted to like disappear. But it was those moments when you're like, that could have gone horrendously. Oh yeah. Well, I mean, this is like a very minor injury. A friend was telling me that she had a friend who fell off a scooter and had to get three surgeries

so far. Oh shit. She had that ship fixed, so I was like, I'm fine. Yeah, not the end of the world. Have you ever seen drunk people on the scooters? All the time, it's terrible. You ever see like two or three drunk people on one scooter? Yes.

It's like how are you all, it's like there's a dog in the front. Like that's the working. There was a tweet that you posted not that long ago about. I think you said that you saw a girl who was on a scooter while trying to drink her starboard. It was like that, it was like, Oh yeah, and she wasn't going fast enough

to get the good like straight speed speed so every little bump in the pavement with a sidewalk, she was hitting it and it was going well everywhere. It was absolutely comical. Watching people try to balance with one hand, while they like, do show. I want my new product. We make a helmet that people can put their coffee in

and a straw that comes down so they can drink their coffee while they're riding a scooter, million dollar idea. And then when you're not using it, you rent it out. Yes. And then when you fall on the scooters, you get the crutches. And then they'll deploy an airbag around your head. Is that what the hell must work?

That there are those. Mario, come on. We're innovating here. You're right. This is hellmate3.0. Do you know what I really like? I really like micro-model fabric. Did I get it right?

They are sponsored it. You guess the other one I want to go fucking ape shit. Is it an obscure one or is it a new one we've never done it before? I really like it when my knives are shot. How did you know? You sound like an alien trying to fit into the dinner party. Like I think there's a lol of conversation You just bounce out knife shop and company to get the third out damn it

Two for three that two of this worth. That's amazing actually especially considering one of them wasn't you All right, well two of them were new. Yeah, all right. Let's wrap this up. Thanks everybody for watching. We'll see you guys next time. Bye Thanks everybody for watching. We'll see you guys next time. Bye. Hey guys, this is Blaine. And this is Chris. Hey, we got a new podcast out right now called Good Morning from Hell. It's an improvised comedy show where I died and I'm in hell and I have to interview hell's most infamous residents. With his co-hosts, best friend, Clayton! Anyways, go search Good Morning from Hell wherever you listen to podcast, give us a subscribe,

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