Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Sleep Apnea One Night Stand - #691

Episode Date: March 9, 2022

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to the podcast tonight. Chris, you're a lunatic. Why? We were sitting at the office today. So where I sit, Kayla sits to my left, and Chris sits to my right. I sit in the most chaotic part of our office, and Blaine kind of sits across.

And you were getting like some props ready for something we're gonna shoot tomorrow. You had on your desk and you put like your keys in them and for out of nowhere you get out to the office, hey everyone, don't worry, it's not a swing or thing or anything, I just put my keys in this cup and then Blaine is in the middle of editing stuff, he takes his headphones off and goes, what? And you go, I'm not a swing or anything,

I just put my keys in this cup and Blaine just goes, Chris, I'm in the middle of work. You may need to stop to listen to this. What was the joke? I know, but swing or anything. I just put my keys in this cup and Blaine just goes, Chris, I'm in the middle of work. You may need to stop to listen to this. What was the joke? I know, but no one laughed. It was... Stop everything! I have a joke.

Dead silence. Everyone has to stop their work to turn to look at Chris. Chris makes his joke and everyone just ignores it. Except for Blaine who didn't hear it the first time, who asks him to repeat it, and is still like, crickets in the office. Yeah. Well, I think what hurt the joke was the shades

that you were wearing that made it seem serious. No. Well, what hurt the joke was it was actually a fancy, like, cup and not a fish bowl. It should have been a fish bowl. Oh yeah, because it would have been way better if you pull out a fish bowl, carrot top with your prop comedy.

I had these in my pocket and then I saw that we're against a wood background. These are like a wood themed sunglasses. Yeah, they got like a theme. They're liking me with Chris on the podcast. That was me. Why do you keep... So this morning I had another great Chris encounter. Oh boy.

What? It's been really warped the past few days in Austin. Then overnight it got pretty cold. Yeah. And we showed up, we're gonna film something down the hall over here. And John and I were here first. And we had to go to the other stage

to pick up some props and stuff. We ran into Chris in the parking lot, Chris, like, I'll go with you. And Chris, like, man, I can't believe we got so cold. I've only got one jacket in my car. and Chris, like, I'll go with you and Chris like, man, I can't believe we got so cold I've only got one jacket in my car And we were like go on and it's a thin one and it's a thin one. He said normally I have Three levels of I have three levels of jacket. I brought the thinnest one Normally I keep at least two in my car, but I had to put a bunch of wood in there

I might have to defend Chris on this one. Oh to make the glasses Why we I said we were we said Well, first of all, you should keep your coats in your closet. Second of all, you walk out your front door, it's cold, you walk back in and you get another coat. Unless you think you have other jackets in your car. True, or you have a garage, but you don't have a,

who keeps multiple jackets in their car. It has, I don't, oh my God. And you've got a, you've got a my case where putting pots in the fucking oven. What? What? multiple jackets in their car it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has it has has it it has it has it I'm assuming your home much larger, nicer than mine. Why the oven and not- It's for real estate. The story, so is the real estate of your home in kitchen where it's meant to be.

Yeah, but I got stuff in the other cabinet. Like what? Dishes? Do you have that many dishes? Why don't you get rid of dishes? Listen, we're here to talk about Chris, not about me. You don't have kids. Is it, are you talking about like the under-

Talk about like a cooling rack, muffin tin, like shit you talking about like the under cover thing? Talking about like a cooling rack, muffin tin, like shit you would use in the oven. Bacon sheet. What do you do with that when you use the oven? I take it out and put it on the island. So you're putting it in the oven and not the thing at the bottom, which we only use the story.

I don't have a thing at the bottom. What hot do you cook? For the regular, I try to only eat out like twice a week. Not so bad, you know. That's good. But then I have constantly banging pots. And the jacket thing, I'll go back to the jacket thing. One, sometimes the temperature changes throughout the day.

Sure. So it might get colder at night. Texas is known for that. Yeah. So it could be really cold, then also in crap. The jacket I have now is no longer valid. I must transfer it, you know. So you can do that.

You make hot swaps, then, or cold swaps. Yeah, then also I If you're like on say a date scenario and they're and they're like, oh, it's cold Like well here you can have my jacket now In a one jacket scenario you are now cold. Yeah in the two jackets or three jacket scenario You're both warm. So I actually store jackets, blankets, spare underwear, spare pants, spare shoes. All of that is in this reusable grocery bag

in the back of my Jeep. Well, that's just a whole bag. Is that like first one that stands the same? Yeah. Or if you... Yeah. No, because there was this one time. It was like ages ago. We did that. Is that like for when it's ends? Yeah, or if you yeah, yeah, no, because there was this one time it was like ages ago.

We did that. Did a girlfriend know about your whole back? No. No. But so we did that live show during like before, before we all took off for the holidays. 20 or four years ago, 2018. 2018.

Whatever. Anyways, we did that, and then we all went to a place to go get drinks together, and it was outdoor seating only, and everyone was freezing, and I was like, I'll be right back, and I brought in my bag, and I have four jackets and two blankets to give out, and everyone was like, why do you have all this? And I was like, are you warm?

You're welcome. It's all that's questions. That's right. It's all right. I say the day. I feel like I do a similar thing, but that's just because I, okay, so what I'll do is,

I get in my car and I'm like, all those jackets who restrictive, I can't drive, so I take it off. I throw it in the back seat. Then at some point, I've got so many jackets in my back seat. And I'm just like, oh, there's so many jackets in my back seat.

Well, the song breaks in, so then I move them to my trunk. So then at some point, I just have a trunk full of jackets, and shirts, and shoes, and whatnot. And then I'm just like, well, these are just gonna be in here for about six months until I get embarrassed at an HEP grocery pickup

when they open my trunk and there's no space. And then I'm like, oh no, okay, I gotta clean it out. And then, you know, I just do that until I die. Like with me, like I keep nothing in my car other than like grocery bags in the trunk. Well, you know, I just do that until I die. Like, with me, like, I keep nothing in my car, other than, like, grocery bags in the trunk. Well, you know, what you're doing is the same thing as what he's doing with his fucking oven and all the pots and pans.

I don't know about that. It is, though, you're storing something that shouldn't be there, and it's in the, but it goes there. No, but trunks are made to hold things. They're built to hold stuff. Well, and oven is for baking and cooking. Yeah, I would argue, though,

I don't agree with Gus, but on his side, pots and pans are made to go in the oven. All the stuff for storage, all the stuff that I put in there is the stuff I would use in there. I would see, I would buy your argument, Gus, if you only used one pan, because in your not ever shuffling, you have your one cooking thing. I had a friend who had a one fork. A one fork. One fork. He had one fork. One coffee. He was like, how do you have one fork? Yeah. How do you buy a single? That's not that bad. But it's someone

who looks like Ryan and has Ryan. Hey, uh, tendenciesinnances. There was, there was a, uh, a binaflack movie where he played in a sassin. What? He said it was a binaflack movie. I don't fuck, whatever. So, aflic. Yeah. Aflic. Aflic.

Aflic binaflack. How do you say you say that? Now you can skip a word. Winaflack. Winaflack. I'm gonna kill you. Get it? Alright, anyways.

And he was an assassin and Yeah, that moves dog shit, but he only had one plate one fork one knife What's what I don't know if he had a spoon or not? I think your assassin's only serial He had just one spoozer real with a fork No, we actually this with a knife It looks like this she looks like this fruit loops up in the fourths. Ha ha. Have you guys seen this?

It's always on Reddit, you know, where it just comes back and it's like, yeah, we've fucking seen this a billion times. But it's the goblock. Have you seen the goblock? The goblock. We went in heavy in the goblock. With this one, we were talking about goblocks

for like 30 minutes today. It's like basically giant Lego that you can build a home out of. Okay, that's cool. It's like real fast. Yeah, you'll do like in a day you can build a home. Give you like a team of six year olds out there on it. I don't know, because they look pretty heavy.

But anyways, I want a good block house now. Yeah, good block. Well, and GABL, okay. And here's the deal. We're saying it'd be cool if you could get your foundation. Two orange fancy. And then just get deal, we're saying, what can this be? It'd be cool if you could get your foundation. Two horns, fancy. And then, just get a bunch of good blocks. And then, you know, build your own.

I wish they would hit me up because I had so many ideas. I was like, what if they, what if like, they send you a catalog of all their good blocks? And then they give you small good blocks, which you're essentially Lego. And then you can build it yourself. And then like, maybe you submit that? Is that it?

And then yeah, and then you can, and then you can design your own good block. Yeah, you can design your own good block house, and then maybe they just do all the zoning bullshit and make sure that it passes the city's ordinance. Do they have this? No way, this isn't, I am looking at this, I'm like wind bugs. No, no, no, no, no, really thin pieces that are difficult

to pull off of the big pieces, get your nail under there, like, ah. Yeah have to just don't step on a good block. No, no, because here's the deal is they have two and three block. Good blocks. And so there's always, um, you know, scaffolding it like, you know, where they don't align up. Right. All horizontal lock.

You're not gonna make a wall of two by six. It's like subway tiles. Yeah. Right. Yeah, they'll overlap. And that actually makes it really firm because they're all kind of supporting each other. Right, you know?

I'm just saying, I'm looking at this picture and I see the lines and I'm like, what? That's what paints, but I know, but that's the outer layer. Right, you put the cement in another cover. You do layer of like some sort of a cluster sealer. Yeah, and because here's the deal,

normal construction houses, they take a long time. Yeah. And they're exposed to all the elements. So, okay, so question. Is the time saving because the bricks are bigger? What if we just built a house with bigger traditional bricks? Where's the time saving? Well, because then you got a border edge.

You know, you have to mortar with a good block? No, you should. You should. I feel like you should. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You see the lines.

I'm like, I'm sure they have some, you could do like some sort of layer paintings. Kat's gonna slip the right to that crack. I bet. I'm sure they have some sort of like, a sealant that's painted over that exterior. Yeah. That looks just like shitty pieces of cinder block with plywood.

A railroad. No, it's insulation and stuff. If you go in and be like, the cross section, yeah. It probably is. No, that's shit, dude. No, no, no, no, no. This is no different than what they built our house out of. Yeah, a lot of house out of that.

Big bad wolf would body that house. No. This is like millenn body that house. No. This is like millennial trapping. Thank you. This is like Gus is too old for it and Kay was too young but Chris and Blaine are like build my house out of Legos. You're block. No, I was his millennial trappings.

How cool it would it be to be like, hey guys, like have a house building, a house building party. I'm not a house building party. I'm not going to that party. Like hell no. And I said the same thing to blame and he goes, fuck yeah, I would love to go to the block building party. We're really impressed. I said exactly that.

Yeah, because it's like, you're like, oh hey, come over to my, you know what I'm saying? Come over and work. Yeah, but people ask you to come to the block. People don't like helping other people move. But they like building legos. That's not true. I like building legos. They like building legos. I like helping people move.

You do? You're crazy about your tier. But legos are fun, and this would be fun. And maybe it would be fun the fifth time, but certainly the first time. And then, and then. Are you all in early investors and go block? Yeah, that's like the first thing to try to sell. I just found out about it like 30 minutes ago.

Then here's the thing, you know how like back in the day, you know like your grandparents were like, you know, my, my, your grandfather built this with his own bare hands. You could be the grandfather in a story in the future. Well, I don't have kids, Chris. Why not? But like generations, that old man built that.

No, it'd be more like, this is the site where your crampop built that house, and it blew over when the wind hit 58 miles per hour. Is this your grandfather was crushed? Yeah, this is the site where four old people died when a house collapsed. It was made out of good blood. I don't even think you would, like, I'm, okay,

I'm sorry, I'm looking at it, and this is the picture I plywood with insulation inside. And then, like, a little bit of cement on top. That's like what, 12 pounds maybe? That's no different than what, like, no, you know what, you know what, any of your knowledge is built out of it. Oh my gosh. Four by fours and, and, and, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

Yes, yes, and studs and metal and they are built in such a way that, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they are built, What is a joust then? This is what you made on horses. No, okay, so here's the thing when you built Joyce. Thank you when you build a house I'm sorry when you build a house There's like you got a wood and then a wood right and it is spaced in such a way that then other wood is added in order to Reinforce it and I am just saying that with this thing, similarly to, no, no, no, no, no, you blame something. I'm shaking your head.

I'm not shaking your head, plain. Similarly to something when you build it out of Legos, I don't care how much you oriented to be 32, 32, 32, 32, one, four, whatever. If you find that weak spot, the whole thing caves in. No. And in chat, Batfan fail nine says, this is Minecraft shit. Absolutely. Absolutely.

I'm sure there are also additional Gublock walls, support walls. With the Gublock suite, I can repress some ice here. Well, because they were like, I hate this. I hate this. We are looking at like,

you're losing so much real estate inside, because they're so thick. And I go, I bet you, they have some thin, good block, good block. And sure fucking enough, we looked and they had smaller, good block walls. I think for what to create for the interior to save space in the interior.

What is the, what's the gasealing made out of? I think that's probably more traditional. That's probably more traditional roofing. probably more traditional, Roofing. But the heavier they have, the more cheap, like diagonal deblocks. Go block? Why can't you say it anymore? It's like a long block.

The French white version is a goblins. I bet you I could build a goblac house that would be better than whatever you could build Sounds like a RT life video. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna give me $300,000 Hey, that's just the plot of land in Austin at this point Yeah, but we could get one plot of land okay two houses which and built two houses Tiny homes the zoning on that the taxes of the zoning It also you a lot of them if it's above 9,000 feet. I think you could get to build a 9,000 feet goblah cows No, no, no, the lot has to be like that's why you see so many like

Like quote unquote condos. It's just like two houses on a single lot. What says I have a headache I can eat how much that bed it's the okay the strongest yeah single block. What says I have a headache? I have a headache. I have a headache. I have a headache. I have a headache. How much is the strongest headache you'll ever had? Hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. How much does one of these blocks cost?

Oh, I don't know. Just one good block. I don't know. Can we order just one? I'm saying, can we order one good block? I want to feel it. I'm going to have you spell it. I'm going to have you spell it.

I'm going to have you spell it. I'm going to have you spell it. I'm going to have you spell it. I'm going to have you spell it. I'm going. Can we order one good block? I wanna feel it. I'm looking at it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it.

I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it.

I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. I'm gonna be smelling it. days, you could order a home to your house and they had different. Yeah, why would you order a home to your house? Fuck. No, you were going to build a house. You're going to build a house. Yeah, because I'm zoning.

You can go and fall there then. But like, this is just the future version. There's also other versions. This isn't a block, but it's like, a block is my favorite anime series on HBO Max. In chat, Kif heart sort says they said, go block so many times it's lost all me. There was a, there was these other things I saw, you could inflated essentially an egg blue,

and then you watered it down, and it's covered in concrete, and then it would just harden, and then that's it, the dome is made, and that's for quick egg blue homes. Yeah. This is what we, as a generation, have had to resort to. That's a quick igloo homes. Yeah. This is what we as a generation have had to resort to.

Because generations before us have screwed us so hard that we can't just build a normal house anymore. That's true. We got to have good block. I'm just looking at this and I'm getting more angry. No, I want to buy a single good block. I'll call them and ask for a sample. And ask for a sample.

Yeah, tell them that we only spoke highly. Well, yeah They just out pointed this podcast get some new viewers. I kind of would block house. I do too or at least a doghouse I was gonna say let's build it the List build it the blog house a go blog house. Yeah That's good. That's good. Hey, they were because I think this started because I That's good. That's good. I think this started because I, oh, I was talking about the climate wars. As we do.

The climate. The climate. That's what I'm calling it. Yeah. What are you calling the war on climate? I'm not calling it climate change or climate change. What is the war on climate? We no longer wanted to exist.

We were not. We're winning the war on climate. No, we're winning. We're winning the climate's losing. Yeah, no way. I won't get any. Yeah, but we're the bad guys. Yeah, no, climate's fully in Guantanamo right now.

Yeah. Like, I was just thinking, it was like, man, the problem with climate change is, it's like the things that motivate change are always like impending. And people don't view climate change as like, right now, I do. I know what we, like I do, but.

As a text, as a text, as a sign of the fucked up grid, I do. But like, as we need a better name for the, like climate change, the war on climate. Because they're not people that are more actionable. It's not happening. Take war seriously. Yeah, I feel like, actually, no I will agree with Chris on this point.

I feel like if we position it that way, then Americans will really get behind it. Yeah, because they like Americans love getting behind wars. War on drugs. It's like the war on drugs. The war on drugs. That's not a real war. That's just a bunch of cops brutalizing people.

I'm gonna let you in on a secret. Uh-huh. I just need the world to be good for a couple more decades. That's a huge ask. Yeah, but think about the offspring of your dogs. They're all new to you. They're all new to you. I bet you'll have a dog until the day you die. When you die, that dog will be around for a few more years.

It was sad to threaten. Don't think about the billions of people in the world. I bet you'll have a dog until the day you die. And when you die, that dog will be around for a few more years. I don't think about the billions of people in the world. Yeah, think about your one dog. But I think that you're taking on like a, like a, I don't care kind of mentality, but you do things in your life. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, I'm just, I'll say things in our

things on this podcast just to be an ass. Okay, I'm pretty green. I mean, I'm always talking about how nothing we and argue things on some podcasts just to be honest. Okay, I'm pretty green. I mean, I'm always talking about how nothing we do will ever impact climate change in any way. That's, you know, important until companies stop doing it, but I still take my little recycling out to the street every single day.

You know, I do my, it's a futile effort. Yeah, it's a, I'm not even pissing on a wildfire. I'm like spitting on it, but only in 30 second intervals. Yeah. I'm glad you're drinking out this glass container while the shell is actively dumping oil in the ocean or whatever.

Well, it tastes like this. It tastes like this. It tastes like this. It tastes like this. Like if we rebrand it, that could be a contribution. Yeah. That would do a lot more than just, you know, what would your PSA be?

The war on climate. What would your PSA be the war on climate? What would your PSA be? I have a question. Are you asking people to defect on the war on climate? No, I'm saying we need to start calling it the war on climate. Can you or the climate? Keep it like winning wars or the climate war. Can you look directly into your camera and just like make a plea to the people, like for the war on climate.

Yeah, we can't tell through the sunglasses so you need to take them off or sit there. Yeah. Do you want sunglasses or no? No, keep them. I think you're good. Yeah, you're gonna need them in the climate where the sun is very bright.

That owes in going, you're gonna need the protection. The climate change has evolved. It's gotten bigger and better and harder. So what? The climate change has worked. No, no, no, no, no. Climate change has evolved. It's gotten bigger and better and harder. So what? The climate change has been working. No, no, no. Climate change has evolved. It's gotten bigger, better, and harder. And when it's no longer just changing us. Now it's a war. The war on climate. And we need you on that war. And are you on the good side? Or are you on the side with climate? We got it. We got to win this war, but as the good guys. Are you on the good side or the side with climate. We got to win this war, but that's the good guys.

Are you on the good side of the side with climate? Comment below that. Are you on the bad guys or the good guys? Because in the war on climate, there's only one winner. Is either climate or that's it. It's this kind of mastery, it's this mastery of improvisation that helped us trudge through 100 episodes

a good morning from hell. Here we go. Here we go. Counterpoint. Counterpoint. I don't think you've gone radical enough. Can we do a mock debate? A Kayla versus Chris in the climate wars?

And you guys are the two of those. Well, hopefully it doesn't get to wars because that means we've had to go to Mars. It's true. Or we've fought the climate multiple times No, no, no, no, because if you win it's done. Yeah, well, I guess I guess we could win then fall back and fall back climate war two World climate war two. We call it the great climate war. We're expecting that We yeah, it's the yeah the creative

Yeah, the great climate where yeah, Jordan and gets domed. Yeah, because we don't know it's yeah, we don't know the second one's coming. So we're just like, man, this is the greatest climate wherever nothing's ever going to match this. And then meanwhile, meanwhile, some guy with a ridiculous mustache is going,, it's with youth. I'll invent a new type of climate, of pollution. Listen, listen, I've said it before, I've said it again, as a society, we as Americans extremely individualistic.

What you gotta do is you gotta hit them where it hurts, which is their what personal freedoms. How do you frame it, you may ask? This is what you say, climate wars are happening. We've got these illegal sun rays that are coming over our, the wall of our planet, aka the atmosphere.

They're using weapons of mass destruction called green house gases against us to weaken our defenses. They are killing us slowly with skin cancers. They are raising the heat on our planet which we should be controlling the temperature of, making it insane. It's suddenly on the defensive now.

See? But that being said, now I just want to shoot into the... You know, she's the same. See? It works. It works! It works! It keeps moving! That's your American sensibility.

It's working. We got it! We can't listen. Oh, wait, it's black. Listen, these wildfires, these tornadoes, these floods, we don't know what the origin is. Where are they coming from? Those aren't American. I have intel that it's going to be back in this very same position in 24 hours. Not, then we strike.

No. I like that though, that's good. That's what I'm saying. It's my same argument that we should have used mass from the beginning, where it's just like protect yourself from those illegal viruses from invading your body. It's all fun and games until like five years from now, and Florida's underwater and then California shipped off into, you know, its own islands because of all the earthquakes. That we're going to be like, man, that was not funny back in the day. The big ones always coming.

The wars changed me, man. Yeah, well, the good news, there's not going to be anyone around the cancel me. It's fine, they're all freezing. You had a great retweet earlier, Kayla. Who me? Yeah, well the good news there's not gonna be anyone around the cancel me You had a great retweet earlier Kayla who me about the Responses to people who are you still wearing a mask? Yeah, oh, yeah, I can't wait to reverse it all No, it's like it's like why are you still wearing a mask to see these he said we don't need them I'm like you listen to the government Exercising my personal I'm sorry. I'm not a personal freedom and learning a man.

I'm sorry, I'm not a sheeple. I don't just do what big government tells me to do. I went to a barbecue festival at the Texas Rody today with Eric and a few others. And earlier today? Did I say today?

You did say today. No, we got damn good. You're the busy day. You're the busy boy. I like the barbecue. Anyways, we went on Saturday and my girlfriend and I are still wearing masks just because that's like our thing.

We haven't gotten COVID-19. You just say it like it's, it's what's our thing, you know, it's a couple. I am on the team, it's about wearing a mask now. Yeah, it's our thing, you know. It's like, I say that because I saw a total of, aside from my girlfriend, I, three other people I did it at this event filled with like thousands of people.

I feel like I'm gonna go crazy. But okay, but it's like you feel like I'm so hyper aware that you breathe other people's air now and I'm disgusted by it. COVID or not. Yeah. I'm just like, I hear a cough and I'm like, and then I hold my breath.

It's gross. Wait a minute, I wore my mask. I only saw one Magahat. So for the most part, nothing happened, but I did see there was one cowboy who was walking by and he just, this, well, it was walking by. And that was it. Yeah.

That was nice. Yeah, but has someone called you out? For wearing a mask? Yeah. I mean, no, I don't, not feel like a think of. Actually, actually, yeah, unfortunately, yeah, my father. No, no, no, it's not what you think. It's not what you think.

He believes in masks. He thinks I'm just like, too uptight about it. And I'm just like, well, I'll be as uptight as I want it. Well, Kayla, I mean, he has a point. You do sleep in a mask. I only, only actually I have before. You have. Well, but a mask. I hate only, only actually I have before. You have. Well, the mask she sleeps in,

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Can we do a sleepover? No. No. Come on, we'll do it. We'll be able to do this house, same time. No, you're not selling me off this. I have a question. I have a question.

Good luck. Hypothautically. Hypothautically. Whatever, if I said this, poor stop me. Someone was telling me about, they went on a date, and it was like someone they had had a crush on. One of those kind of like crushes where they were both in relationship, so never went anywhere and then they like reconnected like 10 years later. And that's my state.

And the date was going pretty well and then the G invited him back to her house and then when he got there he was like, hey, this is a cool, you know, or if I bring my sleep atnya machine in and she was like, sure, that's like, I didn't want to be, and he was like, I don't want to be forward or anything, but just a case, you know, I did. So then he brought in the sleep app and the thing, which is a bag and the machine and stuff, and they hung out and stuff. And then when they, I guess went to bed, he brought it in and hooked it up.

She said they did not sleep together, and it was in a second date after that, but there was or was not. There was not. I think think did he go home? No, he spent the night. Okay, but I think it might have been I mean there Think it might have been one of those things where it was late. You didn't want to drive home Yeah, you don't drive home and also maybe she felt like he'd art she'd already he'd already brought in a sleep at me a machine So maybe she was like I'll let you know, okay, but she didn't sleep with him

So we had it in this car she So you had it with this car. It is a car. Because you brought it just in case. Cause you kicked three in the car. That's what you'd say. Yeah, no, actually, it's in his whole bag. Well, but yeah, I guess it just seemed okay. What is the appropriate, I don't have sleep apps.

So, I don't know what Kayla set up is, but mine is like a home one. And I hate touching it. I hate moving it. You can also get travel ones. And some of the travel ones are battery-operated. How big. I don't have a travel one, so I don't know. Yeah, okay. But I assume they're like, they're smaller, you know, like,

travel. Yeah, like a smaller than a loaf of bread. So it's like a like a tool can. Yeah, and they can, I believe they can run off a battery for like six to eight hours. So it's good for one night and then you have to recharge it. Okay. So theoretically, this person could have had like a travel one with them. Still pretty weird though. I have two questions. Yeah. One for you, one for you. Gus question, what happens if you fall asleep on like a plane or something? I mean yeah, you can't you that's when I would need a travel one and I don't

have one. Okay. So yeah, I just sleep on the plane. And then he deploy, he punches the oxygen, asking him to pop sound. And then Chris. Yeah. Why didn't he wait until it was confirmed? That's the right. That's the right.

That he would be, you know, I feel like he jumped the gun. He jumped the gun and the shark. Yeah. No, he didn't. He didn't smash. He just slept over. Yeah, he spent, he was able to sleep a good night's rest. But it feels like he got closer than he would have.

No, I don't think so. I think they were the smash. I think they probably would have hooked up. But then like when they're like, all right, let's go to bed and then he's like, we're do a lot. Let me go scan in comments. Yeah, I, what if if I was in a situation where I need to sleep at me a machine.

Yeah. I might have one in my car, but I wouldn't bring it in beforehand. I would say that, I would wait until after we already pulled your job. Just for reference, like saying you would have a sleep apnea machine in your car,

those things are fucking expensive. So having a second one, that you would keep in your car just in case, is lunacy to me. But I think in that case, you would be like, hey, can I go grab, I have some equipment in my car, that's pretty expensive. That makes us out. It's a big deal, those are something.

No, no, no, no, no. If I, like, it's not out. That makes it sound like there's some big dildos or something. No, no, no. If I, like, it's not out of the usual for me to be like, hey, I packed up my PlayStation, and I was like, I just bought this thing or whatever. Can I go grab it just to make sure it's out of my car in case it gets broken into? But that would be the relationship of it lies. No, because you just said, if I,

no, you wouldn't say the PlayStation thing, you just be like, hey, I have a thing out of my, oh fuck, yeah, I guess you would be lying. Yeah. I got some expensive equipment in my car. In my car, I don't leave it out my trunk. Yeah, I got some expensive shit in my car that I don't wanna leave my trunk.

Yeah, and then she's like, well, you think a little bit of the bad neighborhood, get out. Oh, that is fun. No, I mean, that's kidding, that's fun. It's just like, and then you're like, hey, and then you can, after y'all, if things go well and y'all hook up, you're like, hey, this is, you know, then you bring it on're like, hey, and then you can, after y'all, if things go well and y'all hook up, you're like,

hey, this is, you know, then you bring on the like, hey, I have a sleep apnea with it bug you if I grab the machine and stuff. And you then at that point, you're like, you're not one being presumptive about like, hey, exactly. And then it's a test of her character because she's like, no, it will weird.

Then you're like, oh, I'm wondering, you know? Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, see? Also, I feel like if no, it'll weird. Then you're like, oh, I'm wondering, you and I. That's good point. Yeah, see. Also, I feel like, is it loud? No, mine is not that loud. I feel like it'd be delightful white noise. Yeah, that's good. Well, I know.

Right? Mm-hmm. They're thick. It'd be like a Darth Vader. My bad at it's pretty loud. I think the older ones are loud. I think the ones waiting the last five years are much quieter. How do you think how did it get in my cuddle?

If you got like all these tubes, he's the small spoon. What, you gotta, the mask is the last thing before going to sleep. You're like part way to having a like a back to tank. If you just slept in your bathtub, you would eventually be struggling. So there's these commercials. You might not pay attention to them

because you don't use a CPAP. But I also don't want TV. Okay, well maybe, I don't know,. So there's these commercials. You may not pay attention to them because you don't use a CPAP. But I also don't want to see TV. Okay, well maybe I don't know. I see them as TV commercials. So you've definitely not seen it then. But there's a device, like a medical device, you know, here in the United States, we get like medicine commercials, right?

Yeah. And there's like a commercial for a device that they surgically implant in you that makes you not need a CPAP anymore. And I don't know who would voluntarily be like, yes, I want that. What does it do to you? I don't know. I think it like, so what they say, what you do is when you're going to go to sleep, you

hold up like this remote next to your, like, right here to turn it on. And I guess it like sent electrical impulses to your air passage to like force the muscles to be open. And like, that sounds like a nightmare to me. Yeah, I to like force the muscles to be open. And it's like, that sounds like a nightmare to me. Yeah, I'm not gonna fucking use that thing, especially not like the first generation device. Raise you up on the medical bed, you're, where is Padme?

Is she safe, is she, oh right? And then you're like, you get, you start freaking out, say, oh, we gotta turn them off, click, no! No! I, yeah. I mean them off. Click. No. I mean, that's crazy. Not the first generation, but a couple generations down, maybe.

Yeah. What do you want to be in there? Depending on how invasive that surgery is. Look, look at how invasive. Oh, absolutely not. What the fuck is that? Why is it in your chin? Oh, it's in your chin?

What is that? Data. I don't want, no. Data. I guess that's where the thing is under your tongue. Full generator. Wait, so it's implanted under your tongue, but the on switch is in your tongue. But the on switch is like a little thing

that you like is like on your tongue. Yeah, you get like a remote and like touch it to it. What if you lose the fucking remote? Is there of like a is there a way to turn it like We get a jump started. Can you imagine oh god cool? What does somebody needs like CPR and they just Yeah, no that thing's in your trachea and now you're double chin dying no no eventually someone's gonna get stabbed and they'll end up stabbing the CPAT machine and say, I'm gonna be like, I'm half robot. This looks absolutely insane. That would be great.

Yeah, there's a reason they don't show you this in the commercial. In the commercial, just people like, oh, I don't have to use my CPAT anymore. I have inspired. And they're like, oh, they start talking because it's activated. And when the robots take over, they'll know I'm one of them.

Yeah. I just like, you know, okay. Also, I just, it's this part that's really fucking me up because I'm like, I'm gonna talk. Oh God. Oh no. That's a more image. I'm sorry, is that on top of your skin?

I think it's supposed to be inside. So that's in his nipple setting. His nipple is a little red in his chest. You mean a slice of bread? It's not slice. Yes, with the crust on. Oh, no, thank you. There is.

I'll keep wearing my mask. Do you have shit in your body? And any of you guys have shit? No, I just went before we started talking. Okay, like medical things. Medical things in my body. No. Like when I got my biceps surgery,

they put like a scoop, I have screws, a bar, and a button inside me. That's cool. Does it have a button? Does it have metal detectors? No, cause it's stainless steel. Oh. And also I can get an MRI and it won't,

it won't like it. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Can you imagine getting an MRI machine? It's just like, or just getting ripped out of your flesh. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I heard a story about a lady who, she had gotten a surgery and they're like, do you have any mental in your body? Ah, no, you know, she just like, just blew through the paperwork, whatever. And then at one point, she's like, they give you an emergency button when you go in and she's just like, it's like,

junk, junk, junk, junk, you know, doing the whole thing, she's like, mm, ah, mm, and then she hits the stop on, she's like, you know, I was feeling, this weird feeling and apparently she had like, metal shit all in her body, you know, just vibrating vigorously inside of her. How does she not know?

I think she just, I think she just completely blew past that part. Even though in the beginning, they're like, do you have metal in your body? Do you have metal in your body? Do you have metal in your body? No, I mean, I've actually, I've my friend of mine's mom or something like that. Did I hit MRIs or the worst?

Yeah, I got my first one for my arm and it was just bored. It sounds like a Skrillex concert. I've had so many MRIs, I've like have the ability to fall asleep during them, but it is, I have had also the most messed up dreams in the MRI before. Yeah, it's like, you're at a Skrillex concert?

Yeah, look at my Skrillex concert. It's like machines like wrapping on your door. Yeah, I don't think you're not supposed to fall asleep during those, aren't you? Probably not. I can fall asleep anywhere. They get, and an MRI thing, it's loud. They give you ear plugs, but like, right as my started, I was like, okay,

I think it could sit like, it's like 25 minutes, like a couple of swan drawed episodes. But like as it was going, I like moved my nose, and then that dislodged my ear plug. Oh, no. And I was like, I can't move or else, I'm gonna have to restart this entire process. Yeah.

So it was just full blast. Yeah. John, John, John, John, John. Weird question. Did they give you the saline thingy before? Was that like contrast? Yeah, the contrast solution. No.

So they'll give you the solution that, it's in an IV, I guess it's to make your... It like highlights different. Highlights stuff in your body. But it's like a saline solution, I think. And you can like taste it in your mouth when it goes in your arm. It's very upsetting.

When I got surgery, they had a bag, but they were so backed up, they're like, we're gonna get you in, it looks like we were ready to go early, so it's like cool. And then I waited in a bed with the bag connected to me for like five hours, and I hadn't drank all day, and I kept needing to piss because they're just blasted into my body.

That sucks. So then I'm like carrying this thing around with my ass showing out of the gown and I'm like, I guess we're gonna be able to put your super hydrated. I was. Like I bet you were like, I bet you felt great. I bet you were like, I bet you felt great. Yeah, I can control my bicep. I can touch my arm up.

I mean, he felt great. I didn't though, because my arm was destroyed. Nah, I was good. my arm. Because his arm was torn. Shroi'd. Yeah. Nah, it was good. I said, man, be cool to have like a, what do you, what do you call those things? Or do you get the bags with the, I mean, I, V, you get those whenever you're like dehydrated.

They have that. They used to be a sponsor. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, is it your own private one? Well, no, it's like a service. It's like a service. Yeah. It's communal one, Chris. Yeah. I think it'd be cool just to have your own and be able to like,

IV yourself. I guess you need some training to do that. If you know like a nurse practitioner, they'll do it. Yeah. I mean, technically you could. Yeah, no one's stopping you. Yeah. I don't know why you do it right. I mean, you could just drink water. Yeah, I know, but this is like quick. This is like, I've never done it, but they have services like if you're hung over or something or you're sick or something.

It makes you, and you say you need training, but like people, no, no, that's not the same. No, I would drink, I would drink. Oh God. There are people who are poking themselves with needles. They also fuck it up a lot and have very fucked up looking veins and arms after that. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I took my girlfriend downtown like a while ago. And this is like her first time going into Austin Derbed out on Austin whenever we went and there's that part under the bridge right by the police station that now is walls built around it Anyways, it was Did they take the walls?

I think so. No, I think it's no they have a gate still like a fence. It's a big old iron fence now. Yeah, to get Yeah, to scary looking. There's no more of the weird concrete construction things anymore. Oh, well that's good. Just the pussy's. So anyway, they have this one part of the bridge that has these lights going underneath it. And it's like multiple colored lights and it shines in it, but it's mostly blue. And she's like, wow, that's so pretty. Like, I love that the city does cool things like that.

That's what a cute decoration was like. They do that so that it shines blue so that it's harder to find the location of your van so you can't shoot it. Oh, is that why? Yeah. That's why? You didn't know that? No.

I just thought it was like, just to light it up so people can walk under it. No, it's specifically blue. Yeah, but it's that cooler blue color so that you can't see your van to shoot up. It's like, it's like decorative, like they have these stone areas where it's like, oh, that's an interesting pattern,

but it's like jagged rocks so that homeless people can't sleep. I knew about that where there's like random poles. Inside homeless architecture, it's why every bench sucks now. Yeah. You never see the bench where it's like, this is a bench and you could probably fit for people on it, but then like every 18 inches, they have just like a rot iron a rot iron like you're like, oh, it's an armrest

And it's like no, it's so people can't sleep on it. Yep Pretty bummer. Yeah, it's like the the Emily that you hate that They have this there's like a side street They share with like another apartment and there's this really cool just like I don't know. Just like fucking like plants and like a side street that they share with another apartment. And there's this really cool, just like, I don't know, just like fucking like, plants and like a sidewalk, whatever, even though, a sidewalk to nowhere, it actually overlooks

that part that you're talking about. Yeah, it overlooks the police station and then the blue lights where you can't shoot up. But they recently put in anti-skateboarding spikes, cause there would be a bunch of cool, I could use some, okay, so I've been calling them like the cool youths. And they would, it's just like literally like a bunch of kids between like, I'd say like 10 and 16 and it's a dead end street so it's very safe for them to be playing back there.

And they would just be like scooting around on their little razor scooters and skateboard and I'm like, how worthless are you? Yeah. But you can't, because you don't want these kids doing sick grinds on your sidewalk, but they still do. Wait, so what do these look like? Are they on the curbs? It's on the curb and it's like these little rounded, it's like these rounded spikes

and it's all the way down the curb so they can't like grind on the side of it, but they still do. And I'm just like, you've done nothing but waste money. You just made them better. Yeah, you made them better. They're like inventing new tricks.

They're like, anyway, this is an off-side spike hop and they're just like hopping down and on the skateboard. And I'm like, man, it's fucking cool. People with skateboard are cool. They're only raising property values. Exactly. Police fucking sucks.

It sucks so bad. I hate it. She's moving out on the few days. I'm like, good-virtants. Yeah. Into my shit hole. I had the worst back when I was single and I had like, you know, people over. They'd be like one nightstands that turn into a lot more than that because their car would

get towed. They do. Okay. It's fucking. No, I know exactly. Okay. So that's what they're sleep apnea sheen was in the car. That's why they got to go get it.

Yeah. That's how I got my first parking ticket in Austin. Was that that? Was that street because, okay, so like, she moved in like during the panty, but then the soonest stuff started like cooling down and opening up because it's like right by like bars, like on E6 and all like dirty.

So like it's walking distance so people park there a lot. So I'd been parking there not paying for months. And then as soon as everything started opening back up, again I got my first ticket. And I was like, well, I'm not gonna not park here, but I'm also not gonna pay. And here's the thing. I'm not telling you to do anything illegal,

but what I am saying is the amount of money that you pay in a parking ticket versus not paying to park places, evens out. Oh yeah, no, it's only a $25 ticket. Yeah, it's a $25 ticket. But like parking each individual time is probably like what, six, seven bucks? No, it depends, cause like, it's a,

it's like a 15 cents per 10 minutes or 15 minutes. Yeah, yeah. So like, it's like one cent a minute. So if you're there for like, and it doesn't stop counting, like it won't count from midnight to 7 a.m. I think it's 25 cents per 15 minutes. Yeah, it's whatever it is, it's stupid,

but even though... So just keep that strategy to just keep parking there and then pay the parking ticket and that's the actual cost of parking. So, well, if it's worth it, it's worth it. The reason I'm trying to clarify

is I once had the police show up at my door, like at six in the morning on a Saturday because of unpaid parking tickets and they were gonna arrest me. How many tickets? How many tickets? How many tickets? I had a few. Obviously.

I don't think I have, I will say this, I don't think I have an arrestable amount. Also, hack if you're parking in the same place. Legally, just leave the ticket on the window. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's, that's a classic. Yeah. What if they did this with Vincis? This is not charged.

This is charged. What? I'm going back to the Vincis. Is that okay? Vincis. Please, the vincers. This is not charged. This is charged. I'm going back to the benches. Is that okay? Vincers. Please, the benches. Oh, what have they did this? I can understand if people don't want people to sleep on a bench during the day.

Sure. When there's like traffic and people might, you know, lots of people might want to use the bench. Yeah, you hate homeless people, we have a Chris. But at night, Chris says for people should be able to sleep on a bench, right? Yeah. No one's using that bench. Exactly.

So that's another bench at 3 AM. The benches, what if they, the armrests went down at night? So they're like solar activated? Yeah. How much more expensive is that going to be? Right. The city, I don't think it's going to break. The city also hates homeless people.

Why would they want to do anything? I know. I'm just proposing, you know, great. I'm pretty great. I'm pretty great. I'm pretty great. I'm pretty great. I'm pretty great. I'm pretty great. I'm pretty great. I'm pretty great. I'm pretty great.

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Have I talked about the automatic bathrooms and that Lanna on here before? No, but I've heard about these, are these the ones that like, there's a timer in like every 15 minutes? I don't even know what it feels, whatever it is feels like I wouldn't trust it because I'm just like, what if I'm just dumping out?

What if I had something bad happen? And then it's just like, you've been in here too long, we think you're doing drugs and it just like opens what if I'm just dumping out? What if I had something bad happen? Right. And then it's just like, you've been in here too long, we think you're doing drugs. And it just like opens, like that's fucked up, but they are self sanitizing. And that's pretty cool. But that's part of it too, though,

is like I think every 15 minutes, it opens up. Yeah, like it has a limit to how long you can be there. And then it also just like flushes the fucking thing. Yeah. So you could just be shitting in the door. Oh, it just like washes you. Yeah. And then it opens the door to reveal your like soaking body.

Yeah, you said, you like just emerged, like as a new, as a new, like clone. You're covering that blue stuff, that's on the porta pot. Yeah, like you just been given birth to by a bottle of tide. That's pretty bad. Yeah, and I'm just like things that can, yeah, so yeah, yeah, you hit the homeless people.

Yeah, no, no, I think people should be able to see my bench. I do. You say that you just invented a normal bench. Yeah. What do you mean? No, I invented a bench for glasses come up. What do you mean?

No, I didn't invent a normal bench. I'm invented a normal bench and a bench that is for not sleeping on during the day. Okay. No, for a bench for traffic there in the day and then sleeping. Or we could just have a rate paid less and just have a regular bench.

Yeah. Ooh, you know what's worse? This is for the people who want a non-normal bench. Which works, Kayla. Those leaning things. Leaning things? Yeah, where they won't even put a bench, they put a leaner.

Leaner? Oh, like a bus stops. Yeah, so you like't even put a bench, they put a leaner. Leaner. Oh, like a bus stops. Yeah, so it's like a vertical pole. And then imagine a seat, like the bottom of a seat, but it's at like a 45 degree angle. So you can't sit on it, you can only lean, though I would rather just stand. Yeah, that's evil. That's more anti-hounds. That's the way it's so evil.

Yeah. Did you guys see anybody see Batman? I haven't seen it yet. I'm not really done on this. We're not done talking about benches. You didn't see it? Did you not see it? No, we're not done talking about benches.

But did you see it? No, not yet. Oh, God, was that so hard? I don't care. You saw it? Yeah, we're not talking about it, but no one's seen it. No one's seen it. I'm not talking to remind them.

Have you ever seen a bench? L feel crazy because I feel like things that I'm enjoying are not in the pop culture mainstream. They are, but I feel like they're not being talked about very much, right? Like Horizon Forbidden West, I think is a great game, but I think it came out so close to Elden Ring. Everyone's just talking about Elden Ring. Yeah. I got overshadowed.

And I've been telling everyone I can talk to that you should be watching Severance on Apple TV. And I feel like nobody is fucking watching Severance. Severance? Yeah, you said so good. You said either trailer, and I was the first time I had seen it. Yeah, it's amazing. You know what? I used to be in the trailer, and I was like, I feel like I've heard of this.

I saw like an image ad for it, like on, on, you know, one of the things. And I thought it was a show about like, just like a working place show, but it's not. It's like a sci-fi, ee, like eternal sunshine kind of show. It's like thriller, sci-fi kind of show, like mystery. It's really, really good. And I've got nobody to talk to with.

I'm perpetually. I watch it. It's an Apple TV though. And I just, I have too many Asphodes that I'm subscribed to. But I'm always in that perpetual state of like, no one wants to talk to me about this thing because I'm like three years behind on everything.

Like I'm going to play Horizon For Been West, but not for another year, because I still need to play the other one. You could play Zero Dawn first for sure. Right, they do a recap of Zero Dawn at the beginning of Forbidden West. No, I was like, it's really. But I'm already on Spider-Man from the PS.

That's someone that I'm currently. No, I feel you. Yeah, so I'm always buffing. I understand. I like true, you can play. I was like, how late was I on TrueDiv? Yeah, I was pretty late. Yeah, you played Breath of Wild like three years late.

Like he just played it. Like, I mean, yeah. He just finished Steven Universe. Oh, so you guys were talking about Steven Universe? I only watched it. I only watched it. I mean, me and Blanner actually gonna start as Steven Universe recap podcast.

Yeah. Just a few years late. Oh, it's so good, it's so good. You call it the Steven Universe universe? Can we ask daddy if we could do that, that would be sick. Which one's daddy? John's right right over there. We got a mask on No Warner Warner. Oh well. No, we should just ask Warner at this point because the only car to know It's just making new yeah making the other Steven universe. Don't they make an adventure time again

They make a venture time movies every once in a while. They're really starting to make more a future Rama Yeah, which is the voice actor John Demand yeah, yeah, I saw that he just got back on. Yeah, I'm glad he stuck his heels on the ground. He's a really cool, I got in a hangout with him at some of the like, convincing stuff. He's super cool and exactly what you'd want for the person who voices those characters.

That's right. I heard that guy that does Rick and Morty goes around and gets drunk and then he just does, but he has conversations. Just from the real, yeah, he goes and has like, conversations as Rick and Morty goes around and gets drunk and then he just does but he has conversations. Just from the real. Yeah, he goes and has like conversations as Rick and Morty. I feel like that would get in. I don't know. I stopped doing Rick and Morty a while ago. The fan base completely turned out that I got traumatized when I was working in the adult swim from Rick and Morty. I started working. I was working in Delt swim right before season three came out

and that sheshwansaw shit. We like people, people, okay so first of all, people think that that was a collaboration with the Delt swim and McDonald's. It was not, I think they, someone that, the Delt swim had reached out to McDonald's was like, hey, you want to do this thing and they're like, no, it's fine. And then so after the episode came had reached out to McDonald's was like, hey, do you wanna do this thing? And they're like, no, it's fine. And then so after the episode came out and then later on, they were like, hey, we're doing this thing. And it was like, hey, wait a minute.

And then you know, there was that whole shortage. And like, not enough of it. And people were getting pissed. Like, there were like, many riots. There were, yeah, we know the guy that did that. We also know the guy that made the Teshawan sauce. Sh, Sh. Is Sheph, are you fucking crazy?

Can I say it? Are you fucking kidding me? He's regular. He's regular. Chef Mike was the one that that's yours. That was him. I'm in the murder in the next time I see him. Oh, no.

He literally literally, okay, so I was like, I was on the marketing team, so I would do like light community management stuff, slash like fan outreach, slash whatever else they needed me to do. And the level of vitriol on the internet about that for like, the good news was, it was only like two weeks until people realized that we were not affiliated with it,

but it was the adult form, oh my God, that was so mean, people were writing us, mean the comments on all the stuff. I literally was like, I don't know if I want to work and entertain anymore. There was also footage of dudes jumping on the cash register. Oh yeah, it was terrible. And again, it was just bad PR for us.

And it was just like, I don't know how this happened, but that's crazy. That's when I just get from that show. I was just like, I literally can't watch the show anymore. Couldn't watch the show after that. I get it. But I like the show. I'm not gonna let a good show get ruined by bad fans.

Yeah, the first season is really good. Yeah, I get that. I mean, I don't know. Well, we also like know some of the writers, like what Nick Rutherford's got a fucking character on the show. You made a character named Nick in the show that looks like it. Any voices in it.

Yeah, it's like, yeah. So you motherfucker, you just made yourself a character in the show. You made a character named Nick in the show that looks like it. And he voices it. Yeah, it's like, so you motherfucker, you just made yourself a character in the show. It's great. Yeah, I just, I like the wholesomeness of like, Steven Universe. Yeah, very good. Everyone's nice. It's the exact opposite vibe.

Yes, it is. It really is. In terms of fan base. Oh God, I had to press that. I keep seeing it and I keep not talking about it, but you brought Alexa with you. Let's talk. Can we call him a different name though? What do you want to call him?

Why don't you want to call him Alexa? Because he activates your echoes. Oh. Yeah, this is the thing from, so we we brought a show back called And this for audio listeners for so for audio listeners. I'm holding a thing. It's a small That's what sounds like It's like a small box that kind of looks like a jewelry box and it's got like a sticky Pazoid is that a trapezoid?

Trapezoids are 2D right? It's a 3D trapezoid. I don't fucking know. It's a trapezoid. It's blue. It's got a face that looks like a combination of a monkey and a baby. Yeah. And it's got a mouth and it's made of skin.

And it eats it mobs and it's mouth and it chews. And it's just, it's really creepy. It's like, if I had to describe the texture, I'd say starship adult sex toy, but like in the bargain bin. Anyways, we brought a show about called Improvambush. We had made one before the pandemic, but we didn't edit it because I got busy,

but then we're like, we're locked down, we haven't filmed anything because we're all at our homes. And I was like, well, I had this old show, so then we brought it back, and then we released it during the pandemic with all these things. Like we didn't film this now, because we're all locked in our homes. So we brought it back.

We got four more episodes. This is from the first episode of the Barbara. Please go watch it. I'm really rusty. I haven't been in the drag. What is the show? It's basically I buy really shitty things off the internet, like really stupid things. And then without telling people,

I pull them into an interview, and then I ask them all these questions without any context about what the product is. And then I take all of their responses, and then I write a commercial, and then I make the people act in the commercial. You sure do? Yeah.

It's funny. It's fun. It's. Yeah. It's funny. It's funny. It's a word process. Someone said that the pink version is a very popular tumbler user. What does that mean? Oh, bad. Yeah, I don't know what that means.

I would like them to elaborate. I'm assuming maybe she uses it as like her avatar. Avatar maybe? Avatar maybe? Okay, that makes sense. Yeah. That's real weird. So anyways, I brought it into the room,

to remind myself of, I'm very bad at promoting my own shit, so I brought this as a reminder to promote it. Leave it on the podcast set and let, let, Beth do the talking for you. That's Alexa. Yeah, this is Alexa. Let Alex do the talking for you. Anyways, I think in real life,

people are asking like what he actually is. It's a piggy bank. But, but he holds like nothing. Yeah, you said four coins. Yeah, it's this is the coin storage. Also, if I was a kid, it's a no way. It's a Gen Z savings account. Nice. Nice.

No way I'd put my money in that thing. Nice real. That's so much. Anyone have a coin? Can we try it? No one has a coin to your Witcher? We've been on a coin tradition for the past two years. That's another one.

I just watched Witcher, because they're always blown up about it. Yeah, I didn't like it. You didn't like it? I don't get the hype. I like Henry Cavill, that show. Cavill. Very average. Cavill.

I had an awkward experience with someone recently. I can talk about it. No. Henry Cavill. God. Not Henry. Cavill. Cavill. You said Cavill just like I said. He said Cavill. I saidavill. God. Not, no, not Henry Kavill. Kavill.

Kavill. You said Kavill just like a kid. He said Kavill. He said Kavill. I said Kavill. But you repeated it as Kavill. No, I said Kavill. Well, whatever.

Um. Uh, so. Get bit. So I had an awkward experience. I was at a restaurant and someone from the RT community came up and was like, oh, hey, are you Chris? I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, and we are talking for a bit. A real nice guy and blah, blah, blah.

And I was like, oh, are you visiting or are you live here? He's like, I live in Austin. I'm like, oh, cool. Are you gonna come to RTX? He's like, oh, well, I wasn't going to, because I have to work on the weekends. But I might be able to go now because I just got fired today.

She's this. Cool. And then I was like, oh awesome. What? And I did not meet, that was like my reaction. Also, but he could go to RTX. Him saying, yeah, oh cool, you're gonna come to RTX. But this.

And then he was like, yeah. And I was like, and I was like, yeah. And then I was like, and then it's pretty much where it is. I was like, I think I'd drop a smoke bomb and disappear. Yeah, that's like one away. And I was like, but here's the deal. I didn't even realize that I like said that

until like I walked away and I was like, I just said, that's awesome. You lost your job. Because I was just kind of like talking, right, you weren't thinking. You just like, yeah. Well, I was just like, oh cool, you're gonna come to RTX?

Maybe you'll see there. That's awesome. You know, you know where else you could go? Where? Podcast tour? The very normal podcast tour. You could watch Rishi Podcast Live April 1st at the State Site Theater. Tickets available now, rkxevent.com or scan this little QR code down there.

So good at Segways. Yeah. Tickets on sale. Now, get them while they're still available. They're selling fast. Yeah. Get them. It'll be at the State Site Theater here in Austin.

Show starts at 8 p.m. I think the door opens at 7. I could be wrong on that. But go to our kicks event.com or scan that QR code. It'll have all the information about that. And before you lose your job and Chris makes fun of you for it. Yeah, I was going to say, here's the deal. If you aren't available on that day because of work,

you should buy one anyway. Yeah. You never know. You never know. When you're gonna be on the blitz. You could lose your job. Jesus. Was that where we did the state side?

Yeah, gauntlet and stuff. Yes. Yeah, that's where we found, oh, that's where we filmed the gauntlet season two. That was also where we did the far-whoop first thing. I remember that too. Is that where Jeff filmed the gauntlet season two. That was also where we did the far hoover thing. I don't know too. Is that where um is that where Jeff did the devil may cry? Adry that. That was okay. Was that like a bad Adry or am I or are we allowed to the fans?

Absolutely. Talk about the fans love that. It's a fan favorite. Absolutely. I don't know what the context of this. The fans love it. It's got so many thousands of views on YouTube. Trying to be as clear as possible. The fans love it. The fans love the ad read. The fans. The fans enjoyed it are the ones who liked the ad read.

Yeah. So it was a bad ad read. I'm not saying it was a bad ad read. No, no. It was a bad ad read. You know how an ad read is supposed supposedly get our fans hyped up for something? It did that. It did that.

It did that. It maybe wasn't viewed that way all the way all the time. By some people who are wrong, but it got the fans hyped. I had you guys are talking around what this is. Oh my god, Blaine. Jesus Christ. I don't got it. We had to do it make good, Blaine, but the fans loved it.

Oh, I didn't know what the code was. You guys needed to give me the cipher. Everyone listening knows what the god damn code is. You're like vigilante on peacemaker. Oh god. When were you, Sarcastan, you have to let me know. Literally. I stand by the ad read.

I didn't have to be in those meetings. Anyway, yeah. Par-par-par-par-par-paramount? State side. State side? Yeah, what's at the paramount? It's, uh, it's just, uh, it's like the other theater next to it that's bigger.

It's like the big, it's like the older, uh, more like grand, uh, grand classical one. Which state side are the paramounts? Paramounts got those like, like, old school like, old school. Oh, that's great opera. That's where all the the South by stuff happens. Yeah, they both happen. That both the paramounts just like the yeah, I don't do stuff in Austin. So like I don't know the venues. I know emos. Yeah, and I know control Empire room. Empire to full room. You know, I've never been to stubs.

I've seen it on the way to cheerups. I've been to a bunch of wrestling shows with Eric at Stubs. They do wrestling there, isn't it like a barbecue place? It's not at Stubs, it's across street at the mohawk. Oh, that's right. Is mohawk the place connected to cheerups? Yeah, it's like right next to it.

Yeah, yeah. That place connected to cheerups is funny because there's a bar called cheerup trail. There's a bar called Cherub Trail. There's a bar called Cherub Trail is and it's got an inside which looks like, oh, I don't know like a, a, what is it? A 20 by 20 by 20 foot room. It's a, the interior of a tiny log. Yeah, yeah.

It gets sweaty. It gets real sweaty in there and then they have an outdoor patio which is slightly bigger and delightful. But the thing about that is the outdoor patio is shared with a wall of another venue that also does music. So sometimes they'll be having like, like one time I went and there's like a very like emotional, like they do like a queer storytelling night.

So someone just telling this like heartfelt story and then there's like some punk rock band called like Pistanecom playing next door. And it's just, so it's just like this person being like, I haven't spoken to my father since I come out and they're just like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and they're just like, oh, this is not matched up well. Sheriff Charlie's kind of freaks me out

because it's like, there's this wall. I'm gonna shoot. I'm gonna climb it. Well, I want to climb it too. They shoot light up to it and It makes it look really cool, but it's the sheer, like little cliff wall. It looks like the bottom of a rock query. It does.

And it's a body. It's sick. Query? Query. Query. So that's a question. You're the one who said it that way. It's a quarry.

You're O for O today, Blin. So anyways, I keep, when I'm drunk, I'm always imagining there's gonna just be like a rock slide. Yeah, it looks like it would, it looks like a key frame in the animation where a rock slide would happen. Yeah, it looks like like Wiley Coyote. Yeah, no literally. I think it's really cool though. Like he said, I always want to climb it.

Yeah, I'm like, if I have a few more drinks, I could climb that. I could climb that. That's what they have all those signs. They're like, do not climb. Yeah. It's Chef Mike. That's just a challenge. That's just my that's the challenge. He got channeled.

He showed up in chat. You were right, Mike. You may say his name, but doesn't times he does. He doesn't. I'm going to burn you. Tell me the DM me. DM K. Look, I think she's, she's mad about something.

Don't send her your address. Uh, I'll send you bees. I don't think they'll survive the trip. No, don't they do that? You can't kill Mille B's. Yeah, that's like. I wanted to do that when I got my package stolen in December. I was like, I'm gonna buy a box of B's.

But no, don't do B's, do Hornets. B's are like, or. Well, we might've got a per- But then, they don't steal it, then you got a box of Hornets. Exactly. We got to protect the B's though. When I say B's, I mean buzzing bugs that sting you. Right, when I say bees, I mean the thing that's going extinct

that we need to pollinate flowers. With yellow jackets. Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah. If you actually really get that and you know what it is, just like the fucking thing on fire. But no, what I'm saying is people kept stealing my packages. Right.

So I was gonna ship that to my home. Right. Because what they do is they take the package and because I would find the boxes littered down the street. Yeah, and I'd be like, well, when they open it, it's just gonna be a bunch of beets. You ever see the guy who builds the anti-portch pirate boxes? Yes, because I did a lot of research on how to get this guy.

Maybe. Have you ever had a package get open and rejected? Could you bring it back? No, it's in someone opened it it and I guess decide they didn't want was in it and put it back. I had a friend. Or never took it. I had a friend who showed me like,

the door footage camera of someone's guy just like opening it up and just saying, I don't want this and he threw it. That's what happened with the one package I got, the one that pissed me off with the allergen spray. Because the stuff that got stolen was stupid. It was like I got the Jeff skateboard deck that we sold the angels and demons one because like it's super sick Wait, we did a collaboration with no junk hangs

You make it hard blame No, no, we had the Jeff Ramsey Angels and demons collection and had a skateboard deck, which is super sick. So I wanted to get it because I wanted to do a different she code. Jump skateboard. The second one was better. And then like some glossy a stuff. And I don't know and then some Amazon stuff. But then the Amazon thing, it was like a, I was just like a gallon of allergens break because I live with two cats, I have terrible allergens. And I feel like I've talked about this before,

but not the plan. But the, so I saw all my package wrappers like strewn down like towards my house too, which pissed me off even more. So, and then I saw the, like the jug of allergens break and they had just dumped it out. And I was just destroying it. It was like 40 bucks and I was like, you couldn't just left it. My theory is it's probably thing. I had to take a guess and I'm not I'm not saying that I am okay with this, but it might have been a Amazon employee. Yeah.

Fucking hates their job and they're trying to just make people stop buying from it. No, because they have to document stuff. Also, they stole the glossy is that they delivered it? Oh, no, no, no, I'm saying it's an off the cloth. Off duty? Yeah, it's an off duty like, you know, yeah. I don't think so because it was within an hour of delivery that the pack was just delivered and stolen. Separating us from local business.

But they went back to their van, took off their vest, came back and then a dump on your box. Yeah, they shouted all over my box. I got, so I have an alarm system in my home. Nice. And you have to pay a permit fee to the city of Austin every year. If you have an alarm system, yeah, if you have an alarm system, you're supposed to be paid. It's a monitor to alarm. You have to pay the city of Austin for it. I just got an auto-terret, kind of like team fortress too. And a couple months, maybe last year, I got my yearly bill in the mail from the city of Austin

for the permit fee. And I opened it up and it was like, you owe your permit fee plus a late fee because you didn't pay it on time. I was like, what the fuck? And it was weird because, so I was like, I don't think I ever got the other one. And I looked through my records,

like I never got any other bill that I didn't pay. And I realized that the second bill that they had mailed me, like the envelope wasn't even sealed. What? So it just flew out. So you're most likely. It's just an empty envelope. Most likely the first one just flew,

and it was empty, and someone just popped through it away because it got separated. What a fucking racket. But now you're like down. Now I'm out like another 20 bucks or something cause I have to pay a late fee. I'm getting into a new hobby and it was supposed

to be started as like a relaxing cute fun thing and it is stressing me the fuck out. That's just old hobbies. Dude, so I'm getting into old CRT, like PVM, what are those professional video monitors? Sony made like these really fucking dope, tiny TVs and they got all these cool remotes and they got these little loops on the front

and it looks like Ghost in the Shell tech. It's so fucking rad. And I ordered one to my house, I'm warning off of eBay. In order to my house, I was super stressed I was gonna break it it made it there. But like, now I can't get any goddamn, like I'm trying to hook a Roku up to it. So I'm trying to do like HDMI,

to converter, to then out to component, or, and then I was like, okay, well, that's not gonna work in the now to start, which is another like input from England. Just, yeah. Yeah, it's a way of decimator. What is that? It's a thing that measures earthquakes. What? It's like a video single converter. England just you de-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i 200 bucks from cables that it didn't work. Oh shit they're expensive.

Take that one. Bracket. Take the one on one. $295. I was kidding. I thought they were like 60 bucks. I realized they were that expensive. I don't know what we built in.

What are the things that measure earthquakes? What? A Richter? A seismograph. What was I doing here? You said decimator. These things. I'm sure you see them around here.

Yeah. Yeah. It was a good spider. Shame one of those went missing. Well, anyways, I can't get it to work. Decimator. It all started because I wanted a tiny TV on my desk to just play like 90s movies on. Those do SDIN, right?

Yes. So that's the other thing I had to get component cables that are RCA to to SDI and then that's just a whole fucking thing man I think of V I think what Eric said I think of VCR is gonna be your best but how are you gonna get HDMI into a VCR right yeah he said he needs Roku no yeah no, no, I didn't want to make it I want it modern. I want to go like cool like I want to play Netflix on my Tiny thing. Yeah on your eight inch monitor. Yeah, it's Don't want stranger things like it's airing on the TV during the time of stranger things I get it Yeah, oh It's like it's airing on the TV during the time of strangers. I get it. Yeah. It's a bit more aesthetic.

It's about the aesthetic. Blackmagic makes a micro converter, HDMI to SDI, 45 bucks. Nah, it's not back. He's like that. It's like that. It's like that. I'll text you. I have a problem.

It took me five seconds of googling to find it. No, bullshit. I've gone through and I like downloaded the manual for the Sony PN, HDMI to SDI. It's the first thing. No, you're lying. If it the manual for the Sony P.M. Convert to my to S.E.I. It's the first thing. No, you're lying. He blin. Look, he's my first one.

Convert is your my first. It's the first one. No one look at it because he blin. I know what episode one of season two of improv ambush is gonna be now. What do you mean? What is this? What do you think it does? Yeah.

And I just take it home. That is actually what I do. How about a hobby? Well, it's all... There's a whole stuff. I watch new things on old hardware. That's my hobby. There's a whole community.

It's CRT gaming. It's like a whole community. I cannot shut on play. I think this is super fun. I think it's super fun. Yeah, I thought you would I thought you would be next to your sewing machine. That's adorable That's actually what I thought you were gonna talk about your you're sewing when you said I got this new hobby That's trust me. Well, no, I'm embarrassed to talk about my sewing because we did it Well, no because like Eric's like on a whole he's making fucking

Wrestling mass And I'm like I'm turning t-shirts into crop tops. That's the best I've got. Yeah, I can do that with scissors. Yeah, you're not so, yeah, you just cut it. Yeah, but it's got a nice hymn on the bottom. Yeah, oh man, you guys should see the hymns on Blaine's to my straight now. His shorts are hemmed up.

I was my girlfriend's hero for like two hours. She was just bringing me clothes. Oh, remember girlfriend's hair? I used to love those games when you get the logo. Got it, friend. Now I'm just imagining, like, some sort of sewing machine, we're like, in one impress, girls. So, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

she had to show us like this is my favorite shirt, but it's got this giant hole in it. And I'm like, I tried sewing it and it just didn't work. And then I, like, I even have staples in it. And I'm like, give that to me, babe. And then I matched the thread. And I went through, but tried sewing it and it just didn't work. And then I like, I even have staples in it. And I'm like, give that to me babe. I matched the thread and I went through, but she didn't even know. It was like, it was perfect.

It was great. I saved so many clothes. I want to get one of those old timey, one of those old timey leather sewing machines. The ones that you have to hand crank and they just go one big needle, it goes one threading thing at a time. And then I just wanna make like shoes.

Make shoes? I wanna be a cobbler. I just associate that with like, I don't know, I don't like making shoes cause you think I do a skin. We're a failure. Oh. You like leather and stuff for shoes?

Are you calling leather skin? No, technically yes. No, technically yes. I don't want, I don't want a device that's designed to sew skin. No, technically yes. No, technically yes. I don't want, I don't want, I device that's designed to sew skin. Okay, Chris. Chris, I guarantee you, you own weirder things. Yeah, but I don't, I don't know about it.

Chris, hey, can I see your wallet? A little bit. I must say, I don't know, can I see your wallet? I don't want to be a, I don't want to be a skin craftsman. Do you cook? No, there's videos that make you take the raw animal flesh and apply heat to it. Do you eat chicken?

What do you think the outside is, bro? Yeah, but I'm not like crafting it for long time. Do you like fried chicken? I'm not crafting the skins, the fucking crispy, the best part. But I'm not crafting it for long-term use. That's what I'll say. What do you so you don't want a pair of like leather shoes?

No, I'm not saying I don't want any leather. I'm saying I don't want to be a craftsman of it. Why? Because it just feels weird to be sewn up skin. Here's the thing though. Like and I always think about this too. If I'm taking on a new hobby, I'm like maybe not the CRT thing. But if there's a skill

that you can learn that makes you useful, that way if shit hits the fan, we lose the climate war. All right. What value do you bring to a village that has a capacity? No, I'm with you. You can make funny videos. No, I'm with you. No, you're right, you can't.

What is your practice? What is your, hey, I'm gonna let you into my village if you can offer me something that I don't have in my village. What can you do? Otherwise I'm gonna kill you. Any of your body. I can build stuff, I can repair stuff, I can do plumbing. No, I'm still can.

No, no, no, no, no, I'm talking about that. I'm not talking about that. There's no electricity. Gablect and God. I add blocks. No, I do plumbing. You're no good, is useless. I do plumbing.

What are you gonna hook up to? Well, there's, you know, pipes, are you gonna hook up to? Well, there's, who do you know, Pops, are you gonna for irrigation? Are you gonna build a subject tank? No, no, I'm gonna be who pipes for irrigation. I just remember a meeting where like we were all just like, I don't talk in, I can't remember what was, but Chris was like, yeah, I got all this stuff

because I was chipping off all the popcorn. No, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm stealing stuff and we were like, No, I got it. No, I got it. Tested. Does your test after we said that or before? No. No. I knew it wasn't because I knew that the popcorn was installed after the fact much later. And so I, so, and I wouldn't add it.

Tested it and it wasn't and I'm fine. How do we get here? I'm just saying, I can, to week after the freeze, I'm gonna show you my secret door. I don't wanna see it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, man. Show me this. Chris, I'm building secret, like,

entrances and stuff in my house. It's not secret if you tell everyone, Chris. Okay, Chris, why? Chris, why are you HH homes in your house? I'm not HH homes, I'm Harry Pottering it. You're going to store a little boy under your staircase, is that what you're admitting to right now? But you're not going to so leather.

Wait, wait, no, no, now we have to go back. What do you mean Harry Pottering? Just making a room of requirement? No, just like secret rooms and stuff. I don't think Harry Potter is known for secret rooms. Yeah, there's no room. There's no room. There's like, you know the wall around your stairs. You mean you're going's known for seeking it. Yeah, there's a warehouse. What do you, you can't, there's nowhere, like, there's like, you build a wall on your stairs.

Well, I'm like, I tell you, and you'll have to find it. And so you mean this just like, so like, there's gonna be like a door where I have to solve a riddle to get to my dorm in your house? No, there's gonna be like, you won't know where I'm up to no good. You won't know where the door is. You're gonna have to tap the hunchback,

which is back thrice with my wall. The rock. And, and, and And yeah, just like general carpentry tooling and construction. I just remember like after the freeze happened a year ago, we held each other, turned each other's plumbing back on and I was like over at your place. And I remember like going out to my backyard

and I looked and you would just completely like cranked on my back faucet and I was like, why did you do that? Like it's because it's supposed to be like a slow leak of the air and then the fluid. Otherwise it could explode and I was like, I didn't ask you to do that and you're like, oh yeah, I just did this because I just did this

and I was like, all right, well, all right, now I'm not well versed in freezes because that was the first one I'd had. But I did all the reading for it and you were just going around like will eat like turning on and I was like Chris Honestly, but this is on you This is a hundred percent on you my favorite part of that whole day was like after just like stressing out that a pipette exploded or something and just like all that stuff I invite Chris back out into my garage for a drink so I have a fridge out there all that stuff. I invite Chris back out into my garage for a drink,

so I have a fridge out there. And he's like, the last thing he could have possibly fucked up, he takes the bottle up to the, the bottle opener and he snaps the neck off and he shatters the glass and he's like, ah, that's weird. And then he drinks all of it. He's telling me he's still drunk anyway.

I don't think I was gonna let him. I was like, no, no, no, no. So you tried. Chris, you're like a dog when you drop a pill on the floor and the dog immediately goes for it and you have to grab them. Yeah. That's the energy.

No, no, no, no. No. But I, I got skills. If you're okay. I, Gus can fly. Gus can pilot that's a really good skill. Kayla, what do you have to offer? I'm really good at building our resourceful.

Well, yeah, I got one of those. I can forge. I don't have a build-up between you two. I feel like if it was like my ideal job in medieval times, court jester would be sick. I want to wear the silly hat. I want to make everyone laugh while we're being invaded and the city burns down around this

You know that kind of thing like we're doing right now. You've got to get in good with whoever the king is exactly Yeah, I wouldn't want to wear silly hat I got about silly sunglasses. Would that be okay? We're silly sunglasses. I'm not wearing another Bucket hat or like the or like a like a bucket hat. Or like a, or like a, a metal case. You guys and that fucking hat. Which hat?

The bucket hat. Both of you in the hat at the photo shoot the other day. Fuck, why was the fuck were we wearing bucket hats? Who wears bucket hats? It's for a fucking promotional photo. They made us wear bucket hats. You guys would not shut, you are being such babies.

Blending glasses. About wearing a fucking hat. It made the shoot take twice as long. Because every other photo was like, Chris and Blake put the hat back on. So you guys forgot to put the hat on. Sometimes like, Chris and I is like brotherhood, really shines through and we connect on a spiritual level.

We were sharing looks where we're like, having entire conversations off of two second glances where we're like, can you believe this fucking shit is fucking bouquet at that time? Just put a mic on the head. We look stupid. They were great photos. The ones without the hats, yeah. where we're like, can you believe this fucking shit is fucking bucket at that? I just put a mic on the head. We look stupid. They were great photos.

The ones without the hats, yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna tell them to just use the ones on the hats. The most frustrating thing too, was we were like, like it was just, at first we saw him and we were passing, we were like, I don't know if I want to wear this hat, and then everyone locked down and they were like, no, this is, we have to,

we have to have these bucket, everyone needs to be having bucket hats on. And we're like, I feel like if we hadn't said anything, people would have been like, all right, now I'll see some of that. You wouldn't tell the power range, just take their masks off. They weren't hiding our identity.

I wish they were. Yeah. I would wear a bucket hat. You were all, I picked the weirdest fucking hill to die on. It was a weird hill for you. Yeah, I don't like bucket hats. That looks like a bucket. I don't like bucket hats. I didn't see shit. Yeah, see. It was a weird hill for say. I don't like that looks like a bucket. I don't like bucket hats.

I didn't see shit. Yeah, say you wear bucket hats normally. I see you wear bucket hats. I know I want a bucket. No, no, no. I've never seen a killer wear bucket hats. I see a shirt, a shirt, a hood, a blade. Some people fall off right now.

Our brand and you've said bucket hat. You've been pro bucket hat. No, no, no, no, no. I've not been pro bucket hat. First of all, I was pro quarter-way hat, which you hated. Why would you wear a corduroy hat? Who makes corduroy hat?

Nothing wrong with corduroy. You can wear whatever you want, or you can wear whatever you want for the new funhouse corduroy. It's hot. I like the corduroy. Go buy it, please support a funhouse. I'm not gonna wear that. I like the corduroy hat.

The other option was like a white baseball cap, and I was like, well, there's so many baseball caps. Maybe the bucket hat will set us apart. That's all I say. Jordan's gonna get, like, he's gonna slack me be like, why are you still talking shit about our merch? I, for the record, I don't have a problem with bucket hats. Yes, you do.

You clearly do. No, I don't. I don't have a problem with bucket hats on other people. I just don't want to, okay, yes, yes, yes. That's what I'm saying. I do not like, I like, I said about the bucket hat. I'm telling you, we budgeted I think five hours for this photo shoot and two hours were put the hat on.

Eric, if you want to wear a bucket hat, hey man, go for it. That's your thing, I love it, I love it. I don't, I over my dead body am I going to put a bucket hat on. I can't, this is not what I mean. I can't pull this bucket hat off. No, we wouldn't you put a bucket hat on? I was like, I can't, this is not what I mean. I can't pull this bucket hat off. No, we wouldn't you wear a bucket hat like a week ago? Not against my will.

Okay, but over your dead body. And again, right on, man. When we released this bucket hat in the RT store, if it ever gets released, I wanted to be labeled as Blaine and Chris's patented favorite, number one thing to wear on head STF branded bucket hat. So frustrated.

I'm looking for the photos right now. No, don't show the photo. Oh, I'm gonna show the photo. So I was almost like, gonna be at, we should not release the bucket. Oh my god, it's not that bad. It's just all of us wearing bucket hats. We're all wearing bucket hats.

It's not like it's just you guys. And it should have been. And like, and this isn't anything against like Erica, either. Like, no, no, no, no. She's a designer. She's great. She's, dude, her best work on Arizona Circle and all that shit. Like, god, awesome stuff.

Bucket hat, big. Bucket hats. What is this? What is this? Yeah. Oh, man, Gus is standing. That's how you know it's real. Fucking fucking hats are you what is this? What is this? Oh man? Gus is standing that's how you know it's real Okay for the audience listening at home see it looks great Eric is looking

Force it's force you see First I understand the power Rangers thing now. Thank you. Yeah, no, I get it after seeing the photos I get yeah, thank you. Yeah, give us I get it after seeing the photos I get it. Yeah, thank you. Give us ball caps. So let us choose different styles of hats. No, it's different style. I would've worn a brain. No, no, no, that is fair.

Because I, we could've worn different hats. Are sunglasses in match? Are sunglasses in match? I guess what shoes I was given. What shoes were you giving, Chris? Flippers. You can't see the feet in these photos. Look. You don't show feet feet in these photos. Look.

You don't show feet. There's no feet in here. But then why was I wearing flippers? Because we were fucking with you. We were fucking with you. We were hazing. I was giving, everyone had different shoes. I was giving flippers.

I want everyone to know. I know what you're thinking. Are you thinking that these are flippers that he was able to put on fully on his foot? No, these are child size flippers that only covered his toes. You're only supporting our argument by showing him the pictures of how the flippers are great. Those are really great. Cat loves flippers. Eric is pulling us. We mean and you guys look great. And it's like your house.

See through. Everyone knows. Eric doesn't have a horse in this fight. That's true. Yeah, he does. I was up the stairs and he can't get back down the stairs. Speaking of horses. Yeah, you don't buy horses up the stairs and he can't get back down the stairs. Speaking of horses. Yeah, see look at that. Wait. By that hat. Yeah, by the Ruby bucket hat. Here we go. By Ruby Blake emblem bucket hat. No, at least wait till the SDF one comes out. 24.94. You never have enough bucket hats unless you're Chris and Boran. You're gonna have to get out of that hat. Get out of that hat. At least make it support us.

Not like that hat which did not support us. Oh my god, it did, it was our promo pigs. No, but it didn't support us. I felt like there was a sniper train on us at all time because like we'd be between takes, they'd be setting up the next slide. I just take the bucket hat off because I felt ridiculous and I just didn't want to wear it.

No one's like, put your head back on. Because why is this clicking this thing? And this thing is... No, he wasn't. It was between takes, if he was taking photos, I had the fucking hat on. I like that when we do this podcast

by the time we get to the end. If there's people who don't listen to the end, they're always like, man, this isn't really even killed people. But I feel like most of the time we develop and discriminate. In chat, Danny California says, it's a hat. You're getting paid to wear a hat to do a promo.

Just suck it up. Dude, that was the thing too, is like, I hate that argument. Yeah. You get your hate, did you? You could be in a cool, fucking line. That's your job to wear the hat. Okay, all right, here, here, here, here.

Let's see if it's selling the hat. Let's do it. No, let's do it. What are you doing? You want to do a plane photo shoot? And I'm gonna wear it, Mickey wear a speedo. Okay, actually, you would be, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, talking balls. Okay, then I sure it's a straight suit. Sure. Something that I be sure it's a take up to where

George in the tank top. That's the blame you for it. Light headed because I'm screaming about how do you want to do when we do we do costumes and stuff. It's so it's not comfortable or something. They they can swap out and it's

but it was a unity thing. But the second Chris and I are like I don't want to work. I can't at we and I are like, I don't wanna work bucket hat. We are like crucify. I can't wait for these pictures to drop. Yeah, I can't wait for all bucket hat pictures to drop. I, I wanna say, for the record. Honestly, wait, wait, for the record.

This is being worked on the record. On the record. Officially. We were not promoting bucket hats to sell. No, these are not rooster teeth branded bucket hats. These are just random bucket hats. These are surely spiked. That's just where the bucket hats are. But everyone was wearing. Well, yes, but if but not, but we were as a photo shoot to sell bucket hats, then yeah. Okay, well, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. I've done 180. I was spiked. I hope we

don't use those pictures. We used to have to wear those hats. Oh, the record. On the record. Wait, so you're saying that you would like it if those pictures were? I'd never see the light of day, But you still have to have that experience. Hey, I've done worse things That we never aired and I better for it. Yeah, honestly Yeah, I've seen I've seen the things. Oh, boy. Oh, I love you guys. Let's go ahead cut this off I've got my bucket hat still in my car I'm gonna get it and I'm gonna bring it in. I'm gonna wear it on the photo. Yeah, buy an RTX ticket.

Buy an RTX ticket, arcadesavent.com. A very normal podcast tour April 1st, also at arcadesavent.com. Just go to arcadesavent.com. You know our events there. Bring a bucket hat to RTX. Bring a bucket hat. If you bring a bucket hat to our outside.

If you've just lost your job, let me know. At RTX. I think everyone at RTX should bring a bucket hat and just keep it in the back. I don't have a problem with other people's sonets. Other people can pull it off. I'm just saying, I don't think I can. Just snow and be like, oh, hey, cool, nice hat.

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