Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Smallest Hoodie in the World - #657

Episode Date: July 13, 2021

Join Gustavo Sorola, Eric Baudour, Andrew Rosas, and Barbara Dunkelman as they discuss who their number 2 is, where you can wear the new "I'm Just Little" Hoodie, mosquitos traps in your home, and more on this week's RT Podcast. This episode was recorded July 12, 2021 and sponsored by SquareSpace (http://squarespace.com/roosterteeth), Stamps.com (http://stamps.com and use promo code ROOSTER), and MVMT (http://MVMT.com/rooster). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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But we think questions. Yeah, you then one more What when RTX welcome to RTX at home ironically, we're not at home. We're at the studio. I am wearing my comfy shorts But you can't see them. I am they are Gavin short colored. Yeah, they're salmon. They are they're salmon colored Salman Salman. Salman. These are Gavin shorts. Kind of. They're very, they look very good. Well, thank you. They're very, they're incredibly comfortable. I am panceless so I cannot do that. You're on the internet. That's fine. Don't tease me. I like how we're doing this from the studio. Yeah. But we're still

set up as if we're doing a panel at a live event. Yeah. Yeah. Like all the benefit of being in studio with none of the benefit of that. Yeah, all the benefit of being in studio was none of the benefit of having that. Yeah. Could we just add a really deep echo onto the sounds of them like it's being projected out into a big hall? What?

We have to get people just walking through the front and going, sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We're just one person every time they're like, I love you guys. Yeah. So if everyone in broadcast just wants to do that like every 30 minutes.

Yeah, could you just, could you periodically shower us with adulation? I'm really in a fragile place. I really need this. Before we go too far, I think that we should plug the merch, which is the reason we're here. The reason for the season. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I mean existence wise. Right, correct. The reason we try here. The reason for the season. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I mean existence wise. Right, correct. The reason we say. I don't know what you mean. I have not thought about the merch at all. I also don't know what you mean. We're all wearing stuff, but you're shot of this. Boo-bye!

Yeah! Whoa! We have a new piece of merch. It's a little tiny hoodie for your beer bottles. Because it says, I'm just little. This is real. This is a real thing that we're selling right now at store.reastretief.com.

It could be for your beer or your parrot. So, Clarissa said, we could put it on your parrot, which is the most psychotic thing ever heard. We had a lot of conversation. She's right. We had a lot of conversation. She's right. We had a lot of conversation about what this could go on. I said bottles, but then I also said rats.

And then Clarissa said, put it on your parrot. And then there was a hush that fell over this turkey. Yeah. I also want to put, it's like perfect size for a cat doll or a Barbie. That's exactly. If you still play with Barbies, very good. If you Google parrots wearing clothes, parrots actually look really fashionable. So, exactly. If you still play with Barbies, very good. If you Google parrots wearing clothes,

Oh yeah. Parrots actually look really fashionable. So, we found out that you could buy this and then cut off the sleeves and then put it on your parrot, that way you can fly around still, and then Nicholas said, put it on a bat, and I agree. Please put this on a bat. This is the Rischthee Podcast Challenge. Find a bat and put that on it.

Handle a bat lie. Remember believe it's a bat that's out in the middle of the day. I'm so proud. I think I just heard all of our legal teams cry. That's it's a little throwback to RTX 2019. Only two attendees handled a bat and it turned out they didn't get rabies. They didn't get rabies.

It's okay. It was fine. It was on the local news. They were very clear. Yep, but did not get rabies from the bat at RTX in 2019. But RTX was on the news. And that's the important part, guys. That's local broadcasting, the lifeblood of television.

The moral story is handle the bad. I'm just little coosie. Yeah, so this is on sale. We also have a new shirt and a new one other thing. I bet when those attendees found the bat on the street,

they thought I wish we had a hoodie. I wish I had a very small head. There you go. A new shirt, a new mom. Oh, my God. I'm just little coosie. These are on sale now.

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No, 50% off is the same thing. It's bogo to you, baby. Bo go. Let's go, Bo go. Bo go crazy. Wait me up before you bo go. All right. Get that stuff.

Get that stuff. Cut it. Get your panels. Jump it. Get your bo go sticks out. Honey, Barbara. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you, love you too. I'm excited. This has been, RTX at home has been fun. I've been having a good time. I've been watching Blaine do curls. Blaine's been insane over there. Blaine has been doing a lot of working out during the shoots, which people have seen.

But then also, during the full rehearsals, where no one has asked him to do any of that stuff. Yeah. So he's just doing the full set. You say seen, but then also during the full rehearsals where no one has asked him to do any of that stuff. So he's just doing the full set. You say that as if you've never met a star. You have to stop. What's going on? You have to keep going.

Why is he still over there? Why is he over there? He's done. You go home. Do you want to come over and watch the home run derby blind? All right. That's what home run derby to come over and watch the home run derby, Blaine? Oh, all right. That's my home run derby.

Come on over watching home run derby. Yeah. My favorite thing about Blaine, reversing before all of his takes before he went live, was him being bewildered of what the euro was. Oh, he did not understand. He did not understand. What's that sentence?

Is that a thing? Yeah, he just kept going. Gavin was upset about the euro. Like, what? I sentence? Is that a thing? Yeah, he just kept going, Gavin was upset about the Euro. Like, what? I think he thought the money, which would have been very cool for Gavin to be bewildered by. It was a currency. I thought he might have misheard it and was bewildered

by a Mediterranean lamb sandwich. I was loving the irony of Gavin having to experience Amelie's loss on fuck face. And I was like, that seems like the most like actual fuck face moment that you've had so far. So if you guys don't know during, we have a real bad feeling. I'm sorry. It's the code RT podcast, people in Chatterass. Yes.

RT podcast is the code. Thank you. You can scan the QR code down there at the bottom. I don't know if that helps. Touch your phone to your other screen. Well, times we live in. Put your screen up to your other screens. So on Sunday, we did a fuck face panel.

This was something that was kind of agreed upon a little bit late when the schedule came out because it was like, oh, Jeff might be gone and Gavin has obligations in Andrew. I don't know has obligations in Andrew. I don't know. It's Andrew. Different one.

Who knows? So it was like, hey, Sunday, we're going to do it. We greet upon it and everything. And then come 1.30 p.m. on Sunday. Gavin started texting me in Pantin and Jeff and going, if this goes into penalties, I might be really late because the game started it too, and our panel was at like four,

and there was no way he was gonna be able to do both. He can't watch out on his foot. So he brought his, he shut up two minutes before we went live. Of course. Set his phone up here and then went, okay, what are we doing? And then, and then, it was Jeff opening cards.

And Brian put Gavin in a picture and picture in the bottom right of the screen and it's Gavin going like this. For the full hour. It's, for a different one. It's so unbranded. Content, and that thought is gonna go up on Friday.

So if you wanna watch that on Friday, it'll be on Fuck Faces YouTube channel. We're on the RT site. Don't say dot com. The, it'll be on Fuck Faces YouTube channel or on the RT site. Don't say dot com. On Rooster Teeth. The phone application. On the site. On Rooster Teeth.

On the phone application Rooster Teeth. Go to the Google Play Store and type into Rooster Teeth. Your parents use websites. You use apps. Type Rooster Teeth app into Bing and find out, yeah. Go to Duck Duck Go. Start typing Rooster Teeth and do not stop. I have a feeling if people are watching this currently,

they might know where to find our content. Just a hunch. Someone back there. What the fuck is going on back there? Is it like someone is dropping plastic bottles back there? This is not good TV. Anyway. Oh no, wait, point over there.

Don't look behind the curtain. What? Then who? Oh my gosh. Oh, Bl, wait, point over there. Don't look behind the curtain. What? Then? Who? Oh, my God. Oh, blame lives here. I forgot to tell you, like, this is, he's actually been living here all week. Oh, man. Hey, Barbara.

Hey, Eric. What have you been up to? Like, we can go outside now. We can go outside now. What have you been up to? Well, I had my birthday a few weeks ago. Thank you. I did it. I went around the. Thank you. I did it.

I went around the sun. Congratulations. It's great. I think for a birthday's awesome. It's like you're five. Yay! But no, I actually like, you were there. You were there.

And you were not there, of course. I was not there, of course. I was, I had to maintain consistency. Exactly. Yeah, I said, I don't know why I followed it. I thought about it. I really did. Yeah, for me. I did. I give it more of a thought than I normally would have. Yeah, I thought about it. I thought about it. I really did. Really? For me?

I did. I'd given more of a thought than I normally would have. Well, I'm honored. I didn't. But yeah, a couple of us went out drinking, had some good times. It was like the first time in a while that a bunch of us had been together

in a public space like that. So it was weird but nice at a good time. It was weird but nice, but very good time. It was weird but nice but very clear how like people Gavin comments on this. How it was just like, everyone is fucking John with quarantine. We have just like back to normal. Everyone was just like, where this,

you filmed it. It was like this could have taken place two years ago or the day we were making it. Meanwhile, Williamson County is back in orange. They're going back low for COVID. Yep, their cases are going back up. When did that happen? Two days.

No way. Where is Williamson County? It's just North of us. It's about two miles that way. Yep. Well, it's a good thing we went south. Yeah. That's crazy.

Yeah. Like, you're right. It is. If only there was some kind of vex. I was looking at the other day. I was looking at the chart on the New York Times that breaks down, I was looking at the state overview for Texas.

And it breaks down like by county, the increase or decrease of COVID over the time, over like a two week period. And there were like five counties in Texas that had gone up by like 3,000% over the last two weeks. Oh my God. Yeah. That's a big percent.

That's a big percent. That's a big percent. And those were in these buying large people that were vaccinated? No. Oddly enough, if you overlay the vaccination map over that one, it was where the vaccinations were low, almost nonexistent. Uh-huh.

And if the vaccination goes down, the COVID goes up. It's almost like they're tied together somehow. And it's almost as like that the state opened up, preventing any of the state-mandated to the like blocking of this infection that would have happened under a quarantine or lockdown. Interesting. Interesting.

What's it like in like we're in Texas? And it's weird here. It like people are not getting vaccinated. They're really nice way to say. All right. Okay, we're in Texas. Fucking stupid. So what's it like in Florida?

Oh, it's also, if you can do the same kind of overlay. I mean, is it like, people have only certain number of people can like go into a store in the mall kind of? No, they're totally open to Florida. Jesus Christ. I'm just, I're totally open to Florida. Jesus. I'm just very curious to, because so many people at this point have gotten the vaccine. And clearly, the side effects are not getting COVID.

Are people who are hesitant about it or are very anti-vax thinking like, oh, well, in a year from now, everyone's going to be dead? Well, I think what they're relying on, and I mentioned this, I think a few, we just go on the, everyone's going to be dead. Well, I would like to... What they're relying on, and I mentioned this, I think a few weeks ago in the podcast. I'm just genuinely curious. What I think that at this point,

they're relying on everyone else to get the vaccine to create that immunity, to stop the spread of COVID, so that they don't have to. I won't go for that candidate, somebody else will. Yeah. I hope that you're watching this at home, and you're getting very upset about this. Um, it really means nothing.

I'm vaccinated. I don't know what to tell you, man. Like, I got nothing for you. If that influences you one way or the other and getting vaccinated, that's fucking insane. Hey, guys, if you're worried about Richie's podcast getting too serious, don't worry. People still like grapes.

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It was a party, like I could see it from my window. Like if I look at it, like there was a party right there. And I still, you know, it wasn't gonna go to it. Gus is natural habitat of peeking out blinds. It's a very like, it was like going on and on. It's like when he breaks his leg, like when I couldn't have kind of energy. Yeah.

You're epidermis is showing. I was really not going, they were having a big party because they wanted to like make up for every part of the ad missed over the last year. Right, yeah. The combination of every holiday that they'd missed. And I was like, you know, that's fine, whatever. Like, I'm glad they invited me,

but I really don't want to go. I want to stay in my house and stare at them. Then after like an hour of, after their party started, a petting zoo showed up with like a pony and goats. Oh, yeah. Like the whole nine yards, like, well, fuck them. Now I have to go. I was like, I'm told this is not planning on it the pennies you showed up like all right

I'm going I guess I'm gonna go to this party. I got to ride this small ass horse. I wanted to put my dog on that I'll just take Oswald and put him on the pony, but I just was afraid Oswald was gonna freak out Yeah, I didn't I didn't end up you are I mean why are you putting pants on well? There's a donkey out Why are you putting pants on? Well, there's a donkey out there. I'm not sure. I have no choice. I'm off front for a donkey, higher percent.

Were you not at the carnival that we threw for Chima Hunter? Were you not there? No, I was not there for that. OK, because we had a petting suit for that. There's a kangaroo and everything. There was a kangaroo and a damn diaper. Yeah, I don't know if we, I'm sure we've told the story before how we had the people from the pettings

you come in because as we were starting to set up, a guy comes in just holding a baby kangaroo. There's nothing else in the room. Like a rifle. Like holding a tail in the opposite. Holding like this. He literally throws the baby kangaroo into the room and leaves. And we're going like a live grenade.

What do we? The doors were open to the outside and so we're like playing this weird like keep it in keep it in. Don't let it out. That that that that that once it gets out the then there's hangers everywhere all over Texas. Right. It's the Simpson's episode where they go in Australia. It's the reverse.

Yeah. Yeah. The kids want. That's what a golden chess wall. Yes. Oh God. All time classic. Oh.

Yeah. Australia is Australian stamp 30 years of electricity. I want. I went to a film festival in Adelaide, I think back in 2005, maybe 2006, and I went to do a panel for Ristis for Edverson Blue. And I was looking through the pamphlet for, I think it was the Adelaide Film Festival. And I was looking through the pamphlet of other panels. I was like, oh, maybe I'm going to check out another panel as long as I'm down here.

And they had the writer for that Australia episode of The Simpsons, they're doing a panel. They were like, he's here to talk about his controversial Australia episode of The Simpsons. Oh, really? Yeah, that's awesome. Did you go? I didn't think it was bad.

I thought I couldn't go to it. I had another thing at the same time. I was like, oh my god. Oh my god. This is still breaking up. Disperaging the boot is a bootle of offense. Yeah. You would have been the only American,

you would have been like waving in like an American flag. And it would have been oh four, so it would have been fine. Like it would have been okay. Yeah, it would have actually meant like, peace and prosperity. I wish the American flag was cool again, but I don't think that's gonna be happy. I noticed that you put it in your Twitter game.

I put it in my Twitter name because I feel like the flag has been co-opted. Mm, interesting. 100% agree. 100% agree. We need to plant the flag back on our flag. We can take it back.

We're just people who like America. I'm going to picture the moon on flag. I don't like seeing that. So I went out of my way to make sure that I had a flag. A US flag in my name on Twitter. Which saves like such a fucking weird thing to do. that I had a flag, a US flag in my name on Twitter, which saves like such a fucking weird thing to do, because I just feel like there's this whole,

at the side to it now. Like when you see it, I saw an article about it in the New York Times like last week or the week before, but how now there's like this preconception, this judgment when people see the flag. Yeah, every time I see an American flag in a Twitter username, I'm half expecting someone to tell me I can't handle criticism. That's just like what I'm waiting for.

It's really a bummer, because now you only see it when it's like, and this white supremacist rally, and then they're waving the flag and you're like, that sucks, because I really like, in the 70s, Evil Can Evil would just make jumpsuits out of it. Hell yeah and you're like, ah, that sucks because I really like in the 70s, Evil, Can Evil would just like make jumpsuits out of it. Hell yeah. You're like, fuck hell, yeah. That's cool as hell.

But now it's that and I'd really like to like kind of bring it back and make it, I don't want to say cool again, because here's the thing. I don't want you to listen to this and be like, oh, he stands for everything that America did in the past. No. I'm saying, I'm saying from here on out, what it needs to be is inclusiveness and diversity

and everything that we want the nation to be, not the things that you go, but that's what it was. I understand what it was, and that's not good. Oh, you mean the good old days? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You know what, I was going to say Eric, I think the natural evolution might actually, like, of co-opting symbology might actually, and symbols might actually take care of this for you because I feel like the unsavory part of this country got a hold of the American flag, swapped it. And now it's gone even further to where now it's like, oh no, now it's like a Punisher

skull with a black and white flag with a blue line on it. Like now it's gone all that way. So you might be able to get it back just in the natural course of time. It's going to get defaced in hell. Yeah, it's just like, it'll become this like, just an awful copy of a copy of a copy of a copy. So where it's like, it's it enough and then it can be ours again. Exactly. So that might happen.

We'll see. Probably not my lifetime. We'll see. Eventually, my lifetime. We'll see. Eventually, maybe in your kid's lifetime or in the grandkids' lifetime. Do you feel that way with the Canadian flag at all? Do you feel any, like, I'm sure that you would look at it and you're like, great. But like, not even. I'm just like, that's the flag of the country.

I was born in. We were, I have it on, I think, a shirt. We did a live stream last week of the week before in Ge born in the year. Yeah, we were. I have it on, I think, a shirt. Yeah, we did a live stream last week of the week before in GeoGessor. Yes, we did. And that was, it was, it was where this GeoGessor, it's like a website you go to and we were playing four of us where it's like, it just drops you

on a spot in Google Maps and you have to figure out, then it shows you a map of the globe. And you're like, where in the world are you? And you have to put a pin down in the closer you are the more points you get. But we had a few rounds in Canada. And it was weird every now and then that you'd be like, where in the world are you? And you have to put a pin down in the closer you are the more points you get. But we had a few rounds in Canada. And it was weird every now and then that you'd be like, looking around like, oh, there's a Canadian flag.

Okay, yeah, we're definitely in Canada. But I felt like in Duke, I said, you don't see, when you're in Canada, you don't see the Canadian flag as often as you see the American flag when you're in the United States. Oh, yeah. I love you, I guess, because it's, I would say, about 40% of the time, it's somewhere in the Middle East. It's like, every time I play you, guess, because it's, I would say about 40% of the time, it's somewhere

in the Middle East. It's like, every time I play it, it's like, okay, this is like Jordan, I think, or it's somewhere, it's like, uh, uh, Kuala Lumpur. It's like somewhere, and I'm like, so I'm like searching around, it's like, okay, that sign isn't a language I don't know what it is. And then it's also like, a subway, like, restaurant, like restaurant like okay where the fuck could I possibly be ball saw how much are the

foot lungs here. Yeah it's zoom in so bad at that game though because like we were doing another one where it was just the US and so it would drop you into place I'm like okay you got some trees that are turning colors so probably

on the east coast somewhere right and I'm like okay we have a kind of colonial look in house we have a somewhere. Right. And I'm like, okay, we have a kind of colonial looking house. We have a street that says Main Street. I'm like, this could be 8,000 different places in the United States. I don't know how anybody is good at that game. It's mind-blowing.

I got really lucky at one point. We were in Japan. You were really good at the Japan one. Yeah, I know. It seems pretty flat here. I don't see any mountains. A lot of really big farmland. I'm gonna guess we're in Hokkaido.

You're like, I think there might be water in this and I'm gonna guess we're here. And it was like five miles away. No way. And like holy shit. It's like, that's crazy. Totally right. Literally, you give me a downtown looking place.

I'm like, okay, you're probably in Tokyo. Everything else, I'm like, but? Japan. North Japan. I don't know. I don't know. Anyplace in Japan. What a North Japan. North Japan. What don't know. I don't know any place in Japan.

North Japan. North Japan. One of my favorite things about that game too is just learning how, it'll drop you somewhere and just like learning how much of the earth is nothing. Nothing. You're just scrolling like jumping ahead down the road on this Google map and just like, it is miles and miles and miles of just basically grassland to the left and right as far as the fucking I can see

for miles and miles and miles, like geez Louise. And then I always think about like, and then some Shmo's built roads here. They just had to like, well, 95 miles from the nearest thing even like you could call it like a bathroom. And I'm just like, put people out here. Well, I guess we'll just build a road there.

Yeah, at one point we dropped in Canada and like one of those really far north provinces, like where the land stops being land and it's mostly like water. Oh yeah, it was like, yeah, it was like water and land and it's like, What? Yeah, exactly.

No, no, no, no, no, nothing out there. Yeah, that's because I want none of it. There was like a middle shed and a road. Love you, Eric. That was great. You're great. I love your sense of humor. It's crazy.

Being from Southern California, you just kind of go northeast until it becomes desert. And then there's nothing, nothing, nothing. You're in the middle of like valleys. And then there's a house house and you go witness protection. There's no way. There's no way. Rayleigh Oda is living out there like a snook.

Yep. He's got noodles and ketchup. It's just that. Like I don't understand how you don't live along the coast of the nation. And you just, we just pick the middle. The middle? You pick the middle. We're in the middle here. Yeah, it's terrible. It's all. You're in the middle. Yeah, I know it's terrible.

There's got there's something bad about living every place right like there's places that are more prone to like hurricanes or tornadoes there's more places that are like too cold there's some places that have like severe earthquakes yeah, what's safe. What's it that more that way, every fucking day. Yeah, I know you guys have looked at the news. No, but seriously, if you guys could tell me what the safeest place is,

so we'll figure that out. It'd probably be like Utah or like New Mexico. You think so? I guess like New Mexico, I don't really hear about a lot of natural just. Yeah, I don't think they get really anything over there. It's hot. Yeah.

Quakes probably like, I don't even know if they're like tectonic plates. I don't think so. Now it's part of our way from the plate. I'm trying to think like middle of the country, but like west of pernato alley. Yeah. But not so many trees that it's a like tender box.

Yeah, right. That's what we're going to be doing in San Diego. That's going to be like the next thing. Because it's like, oh, people are like, oh, I'm worried about earthquakes. It's like, you should be worried about wildfires. You should be worried about wildfires. Earthquakes will take care of themselves.

Yeah, Earthquake. Being in an earthquake is nothing. It just goes... Well, until it's not, right? Right. Like, in 1989 and 1901? Like, it, because then it goes, ahhhh! But most of the time it just goes and then you check Twitter and

everyone in LA goes was that an earthquake and then that's how you know about as it's play a little game here sure let's play a game I'm gonna look under this play a game called what's the state with the least natural disasters and what's the state with the most

natural disaster. Okay. Both of those up and I've got the answers right here. It's my own home. His name is Greg at it. I'm pulling up a picture of the map just like visualized. I'm not looking answers right here. He's like, I'm at home. His name is Greg at it. Oh, yeah. I'm pulling up a picture of the map

just so I can visualize. I'm not looking up the answer. I think, do we want to go least or most first? Let's do least natural disaster. That's how we started the conversation. I think that Iowa has the least natural disasters. Interesting. Interesting. Good guess. Good guess.

I'm gonna go. See, I guess, good guess. Uh, mm, I'm gonna go... See, I gotta go further. I'm gonna actually go New Mexico. Okay. Because... Cheater, that's fine. It's, well, I wanna say, I was gonna say Colorado, but I know that Colorado has wildfires. Yeah. I don't hear about him a lot in New Mexico,

but then also, like, I was gonna say Oklahoma, but they are a tornado mass. Yes, absolutely. So I'm gonna stay away from that. So I'm gonna say New Mexico, yes, I'm going to stay away from that. So I'm going to stay in New Mexico, okay? I'm going to say Wyoming as the least. All right, and Gus, the answer is for least. The only one that you said that was on the list here, the top ones is Colorado.

Wow. The one with actually the least number of natural disasters is Michigan. What? Oh, forget that's a state. Michigan's the state with the least natural disasters with a minor chance of earthquake, tornado, or hurricanes. Hurricanes.

The natural disaster to happen. There have usually been less intense than they might be in other states. I would think that they would get like cold natural disaster stuff. Yeah, but like ice storms and whatnot. They might be used to that since they're gonna frequently. Exactly, they've got infrastructure to like deal with

like super super cold. Also, because industry pull up stakes out of Michigan's, like in the 60s and 70s, you can get a beautiful mid-century home there for like $200,000. It's just like a gorgeous, yeah. But then you have to live in Michigan. It's quite beautiful.

Ann Arbor, my friend of mine lived in Ann Arbor. It's gorgeous. I could drive home. I could drive home. You could drive home? Well, I'd be a little further of a drive. New York is closer to where I live. I just don't think I'll ever, I mean,

what's it, and what am I going to do in Michigan? I've never been in Michigan. No, let's go to Michigan. Well, guys, I think I'm going to take a road trip to Michigan. Yeah, let's drive the Face Game van to Michigan. Let's get ahead of the game because when the world really starts. Yes, Michigan's going to be the spot.

Yeah. Fight for the podcast. Fight for me. Fight for me. Yeah, fight for me. Let's lose ourselves. Let's lose ourselves. Let's stay with the most natural disasters.

Hey, there's like one of your segments. We're going to do the most. What state has the most natural disasters? You don't even have to be right. You can just say a state. Yeah. Then you win your game. Yeah, my game.

I would say Florida. I also think it's Florida. I'm going to say California. Let's see here. Let me scroll down. Florida is on the list. California is not. Oh, yeah.

But the state that tops the list with the most natural disasters is Texas. That was gonna be my second or third, yeah. History of frequent floods, hurricanes, tornadoes, and wildfires, what do you think? Guys, we're number one. We have everything except earthquakes. Well, number one.

We're number one. California is a close runner up on the list, actually. At least we don't have sustainable electricity to get us through. Don't worry about governor, though, just making sure that trans kids can't play sports. I'm glad we have priority as Democrats just left. They left. They were way around before. Well, the only thing we can do is go somewhere else.

No, Bravo, the Democrats will be happy. They had to, they had to. Why is the power situation not like a bigger priority for the people to leave? Because they'll give a fine of it. Barbara, this is going to shock you. They're in the pocket. And don't let them go or get it. It's almost like they have the resources to leave and go somewhere else like a certain

senator of ours. Speaking of corruption, sorry. I can't believe his daughters would do this. Why did they force him out? Ah! Nice point to get on a plate, get on the plate. Yeah, take us to King Coombs. I'm 11 and you're fuck.

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and type in rooster. We're going back to California. I learned as I was watching somebody feed Phil. I don't know if you watch. It's great show, fantastic show. But they did have an episode in San Francisco where I didn't know this. But at the turn of the century,

they had a mayor who was the most corrupt politician of like all time. And so they built the entire city out of just like essentially popsicle sticks and like like a bread dough and just like pocketed all the money and so they built this huge cleaning city out of just like the worst materials you could possibly get your hand on and then that huge earthquake came at the turn of the century and just a city disappeared like it just got level to the ground and then I looked into it

it's like, yeah, that was like a huge, like a huge, a city disappeared. That's the reason for that natural disaster being as devastating as it was. The one in 89 is like giant. That was like, at that point, rebar had been invented.

So it's like, yeah, this like structures could sway and not go down. And even at that point, stuff went down. It was like the earthquake in 89, I had like panic attacks as a kid, because I'm like, I'm hurting a pound, earthquake, and I'm like,

ah, it's anytime now. Uh, but you kind of like learn the way that stuff is built now is meant to really, it just goes, woo, woo, woo, woo, goes, and then it stays up. If you go up to the serious tower, formally serious tower, now the Willis tower in Chicago, you can go up to the observation deck. I think you can do this with all tall buildings.

But if you just stand there and close your eyes, you feel the building move in the wind, and there is nothing scarier. If you're just like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,, Ding Ding Ding Ding, give me the elevator back down. Ding Ding Ding, I'm outta here, give me down. I cannot, like, oh, the most, it is a miracle of science, but also so unbelievably unnerving to

like feel the building you're in on the top floor. Half a mile above the earth, just like sway. Sway ever so slightly. Ooh, Chicago. I've been to Chicago. Yeah. Twice maybe? Is this E2 E2? Yeah, yeah. I've been to Chicago twice, maybe. Is this E2 E2? Yeah, yeah.

It's for convention once and for like a visit one time. That's a cool city. It's nice, yeah. I like it a lot. The signs that have pictures of guns that say like, don't bring your guns in here, that's scary. But everything else, very cool city. Chicago is my favorite city in America.

It's awesome. It's a great city. I lived there for like five months. I don't know. No. I know. Where's the rules? I recorded it and I went up there.

It was great. I lived in a house in Evan, like a giant mansion in Evanston, that front of my head. And we like turned the whole first floor into a recording studio. It was great. It was a wonderful time. But yeah, I just like fell in love with it. It's amazing.

It has all like the stuff a big city has, like New York, but it's much more laid back, and the public transit. Oh, it's just everything just goes in that big circle like loop. And it's so easy. That they're having a strange problem now, like with climate change going on, with Lake Michigan seeping under the city and creating foundational and structural weaknesses

on how to build it. Really, let's get to Michigan. So maybe the Willis Tower's gonna be swaying a little more than it used to in the coming days. Do you think that, not to bring up a obviously very terrible thing that happened, but in Miami with the building collapsed, do you think a lot of cities and states are gonna be re-evaluating the construction

of a lot of buildings and like doing a lot of safety checks on really tall structures? Because, I would like to think that would be great. I would like to think that. You would like to think that. That would be wonderful. But what happened in the 80s is that everyone did all the cocaine in city government and built a ton of shit for as cheap as they possibly could.

And like, and for some reason a lot of that happened in Miami. Who would have known? And like, you just already in this anywhere that he is on. I mean, all night on the beach to the bracket down. Now the beach to the bracket down. No, that's like nationwide.

That just didn't happen there. That's like all across the entire country. Just like people were like, everything's booming. We're making tons of money. Like, you know, the whole thing. This will never end.

This will never end. This will never end. Good times will never end. Build, never end. This will never end. Good times will never end. Build, build, build, cheaper, faster. And yeah, it seems like the birds are coming home to roost. Yeah. I think at least here in Austin, you might be saved because nothing got built.

Yeah, I was going to say nothing has built here until 2010. Yeah. I mean, nothing was built here until 2010. It's still built like. When the city was good. It's funny. People always talk about when, about old Austin dying. You were in your house. No.

Austin being shitty now. It's funny sucks. What do you want? I don't know. Austin died well before anybody who lives here, actually lived here. When did you talk to him here? 1994?

That's when it turned over. Like the early 90s before any of us Jack he's fifth generation Austin. Yep. I fifth you you and Jeff told me about when you guys would go to downtown like 6th Street and go to Casino Al Camino and park right out front of Casino Al Camino because there was nothing else right it would just be like, roll up and get a burger.

If we had to park far enough away that we had to cross one street, we were annoyed. It's like if we had to cross like Trinity to get to Casino, we're like, oh my God, we had to park a mile away. What am I losing Clark? Yeah, I'm gonna get to some of my God. Oh, I don't know.

Did I tell you the story about Chris when he was coming to drink with us the other week? I don't think so. So tell you the story about Chris when he was coming to drink with us the other week? I don't think so. So, I sent out a message to some people about where we were going to drink for my birthday. I put the name of the bar. I put the... This is a classic crystal.

I put the address of the bar we were gonna go to. The time we were gonna be there, everything like that. In bold. In the email. Correct. It's like an hour and a half into the night. I knew some people were going to be late. I get a message from Chris.

Did y'all move? Mm-hmm. Two minutes later. Ah, fuck, I went to the wrong ruster pearl. Awesome. I think you like double-boulded east. You did? It was like.

Yeah, so there's a barcode Lester Pearl. There's multiple locations. How many drinks do Chris have at the other Lester Pearl? Yes, like, unsure, like. Well, my favorite part is when he told me that he was like, I even got like a good parking spot. It was just a 10 minute walk away from it. And I was like, how is that a good parking spot?

That's success. That's awful. Also, like, I don't know about you guys. If I'm going to a plane, I'll like double check. Yeah. OK, Mike. Right, but this is Chris. That's true.

This is Chris. It was just like the most Chris moment. I'm going to tell you this. This is the guy who. The Y'all move. We hung out one time because he texted me and he went, hey, I was supposed to be going to a bar where it was a crazy hat birthday party, but I'm a week early. Do you want to hang out?

And so then he shows up. And then he showed up to my house with a big cowboy hat and then we went to a bar and he had a big cowboy hat. He wore it. He could have taken it off. Yeah. Gus. Very aware. He already committed to the crazy hat. Uh-huh. He was a weak, you ever been a weak early to something?

In your life. Was he driving a giant dog grooming man? She dressed like a dog. What cuts? What cuts? That was exactly our pet's head are falling off. Oh, man. That parrot's head wouldn't have fallen off. like a dog. What cuts? What is that? Exactly. Our pets tend to fall enough. Oh, man. That parrot's head wouldn't have fallen off. It'd have been worrying about it.

I'm going to go eat that hoodie right there. Don't forget code RTpodcast. So what is it? We're so. We're so fucking pissed. We're so pissed. We're so good at this. That expires at 8 p.m. central time.

Next by 3 hours from now. I try something with the hoodie. If you want to take it off the beer. I will take it off the beer. As you take it off that voodoo range of beer. You could also, like, if you want, you could put a little head on your finger. Wow. And then, like, you like, wow.

Or if you want to flip somebody off classy style. Look at that. Yeah, if you want to get in there. Hold on. If you're like, yeah, dude. Yeah, hold on. I'm holding. Get. Wow. I'm just a little guy. Oh wait, what's going on here?

Bam, yeah. What the, oh. Oh. I'm just little, I'm just a little pissed. What? Good joke Barbara. This is, this is my bad bra.

Oh, that's on there, that's a good fit. It was Barbara the whole time. Wow. Oh, she would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids. So that's on there. That's a good fit. It was Barbara the whole time. Wow. Oh, she would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you, meddling kids. So that's the hoodie. I really like this thing. I think this is so cool. Tony was really excited and then he went, yeah, man, I made it Padre's colors and I went,

that's the nicest thing anybody's ever done for me. Just having the yellow and brown. Oh. Have you tried to put her on yet? I've tried. I almost got it. I'm all, I'm near parrot-sized. Ooh, ooh. Have you tried to put her on yet? I've tried. I almost got it. I'm near parrot-sized. However, I am a human man.

Are you or not? You're not that little. No, I'm normal. I'm just little. I'm just little. I'm uh-oh. Uh-oh. I'm little the whole time.

I still can't believe we have a shirt of that. I see you doing this face. I was going through my closet to see what's where the other day and I ran across that and went, what the fuck? My favorite is wearing the and Gus shirt out and about. Oh, yeah, it's like, yeah, it hits me. I got my own, my own name. Yeah, your Gus and Gus, what do you want?

I saw a video last week, maybe the week before, speaking of little things. This guy was out in the ocean fishing, he's got like kind of kayak, right? He's got like five different rod and reels in front of him. Jesus, kind of kayak, fuck. It's like all over and then like one of them starts going and he's like, oh, I got something, he pulls it up

and it's a shrimp on the end. He's like, oh, it's a mantis shrimp. Oh, I saw this. And if you don't know, the mantis shrimp has the strongest punch in the world. It punches so hard, it boils water. Yeah. Is that cool? Wait, wait so hard, it boils water. Yeah. Is that cool?

Wait, wait, I'm sorry. What? Yeah. It punches, punches. Yeah. So hard. It boils water. It creates a shock wave and knocks fish out

and then it eats them because it punches so hard. Anyway, he pulls his mattress trip onto his kayak. Right in his lap, he's trying to take the hook out and then he starts screaming. He goes, it punched me. It punched me. And then he takes the camera and he pulls his foot up and it has punched through his shoe.

And it has cut the skin on his foot. He takes his shoe off to show you, like it punched a hole through my brand new shoes and his foot is just bleeding and his blood coming off of it. He's like, and the whole time, he's got the shrimp right next to his balls. And I'm like, oh, he's gonna go really bad. Start swinging.

Down goes Frazier. Down goes Frazier. Turn up Blaine's microphone. Blaine has got a punch as hard as that shrimp. That shrimp apparently punches so hard with such kinetic energy that it's as hot as the surface of the sun. That's awesome. It's the most unreal sci-fi creature that exists on the screen.

That's what I read with that. Fuck. The oatmeal did a comic about it and they said, if humans could move their arm one tenth of the speed of a mantis shrimp, we could throw a baseball into orbit. Whoa! We should have mantis shrimp be in the all-star game. That's the first reasonable thing I've heard of.

We're going to mantis shrimp on set for the podcast. I can try a little like order man to honestly. I'm scared to order a man to shrimp now. I don't want to handle. They said actually that you really can't see them at aquariums because they punched the glass in aquariums. Yeah, I was going to say yeah. I'm 100% made. Yeah, and because people who deal with fish are nerds

that they get bullied by the mantish ring. Yeah, totally makes sense. We can't talk to the scientists to work with mantish ring because they're in lockers right now. I just want to see it punch. I want to see. You have to watch that video. You have to watch that video.

It's crazy. The guy screams. It's a shrimp. It's punches him. It's like the big shrimp. Don't they have like little arms like this? And it goes like, yeah. It's got a shrimp. It's punches him. It's like the big shrimp. Don't they have like little arms like this? And it goes like, yeah. Yeah.

It's got a little light. But so fast, it makes you sick. It's so hard. It's so fast. It boils the water. It gets into the temperature of the surface of the sun. So fast, it actually travels back in time. Yeah, there's like actual quantum physics going on.

I can see through time. Man, I can't believe God in this infinite wisdom will create such a creature. Create the punching shrimp. Which does sound like a delicious dish. Yeah, I'll have the punching shrimp. I want to eat one now. Oh well, Tyla, you can buy one?

Tyla says, we can buy one for 130 bucks. Stab is back there and we're gonna have to order one now. You have to handle it, I'm nervous. This is our restricted item. It is not covered by our rival, live 14 day quarantine. We should put the hoodie on it. Put the shirt on.

Get a little on the line. It's gonna put the hoodie. We're dead. We're dead. Punch, it can't punch you in the hoodies on. Is a repair situation. I don't like it. Oh no.

Just like a lobster, put the rubber bands on it so it can. I mean, someone of photos. I just, I'm picturing there's gonna be like a Twitter account started soon of like the escaped Mantis shrimp in Austin, like a Boston cobra. Like it's like roaming the streets of Austin. You just see tiny little holes everywhere.

Yeah, exactly. This hole's through shoes as far as the eye can see. Oh, boy. It's like the death snail, but a different animal. This will actually kill you. Yeah. That's way cooler. Damn.

Especially if we have a shrimp allergy. Yep. It'll rip. Oh, shellfish. How do I make the shrimp really, yeah, yeah, kill me. How's that? Did punch you? No, no, I ate it.

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this thing, like. You naked person. No, ha! The like constantly moving toward you thing or whatever, and then like the monsters, I don't know what it is about that, but I'll wake up at like two in the morning and then like not be able to go back to sleep

because I'm like, oh, fuck, it follows. That's it. That's it. I know, I love that movie so much because it managed to recapture what all the horror movies of the 70s were about, which is like, if you have sex, you'll die. Like, it was just like, oh, everything is like a metaphor for an STD, essentially.

There's literally a line, I'm using Mean Girls. Yes. I mean, it's obviously a joke, but the gym teacher who's teaching sex at is like, you'll get chlamydia and die. And die. And I'm like, oh, that wasn't a joke, but the gym teacher who's teaching sex at is like, you'll get chlamydia and die. And I'm like, oh, that wasn't a joke back in the day. It follows is such a, it's not even like a unique premise, but there's just something about it.

It's like, that's what just what like the terminator is about. Like terminator one is just this thing that just keeps- You can't stop it. Yeah, just kind of like keeps coming towards you. But then if you have sex in the Terminator, it doesn't stop following you. It's just Terminator. That would have been a very interesting...

James Cameron, if you're watching, James Cameron, I know you're watching. Well, that's why they didn't give the Terminator a penis. That... Whoa. Now I know why you cried. You're just... You're just...

Why did they make Terminator 3? Money? Yeah, I'm gonna let the record show he's making the money, money, money. Someone had to, at a man to strip addiction to feed. Just, just name it a different thing. What was that? Was that the one with the clear daines? No, that's revenge erection or something. I don't know what that was.

No, the third one, the third one is clear daines. It's rising, the third one is direction or something. I don't know what that was. No, the third one the third one is Claire Danes It's rising the third one is rising the machines. Yeah, no, no terminator three terminator three is rising the machines Is that what it's called? Yeah? Oh, that sucks. Yeah, it's got Claire Danes and all of the movies are rising machines. It's the one a terrible title Well, no he had a penis this time. So he was all right Yeah, I'll back in the industry Well, he had a penis this time, so he was... All right. Ba-da-ba-ba. Ah, yeah. That's it. That was a tie-back in the industry. Yeah, that's the...

That was that one. When did I become a O3? To that one? Who's the... Who's the terminator in that one? I'm sure it's... It's still learning. No, no, no, no.

There's like another terminator. Oh, yeah, there's the lady terminator. He's like part two, one thousand part. Oh, regular one. But she's not lady terminator. The movie called Lady Terminator, which is an awesome movie. Watch movie called Lady Terminator. It's kind awesome movie. Watch the movie called Lady Terminator. I'm not really low-key.

Did they have her in there? Uh, so I think at the time, I don't know if it's, I don't know if it still holds the record, but that Terminator 3 had the, held the record for the longest time of the most expensive shot in all of movies. And it's where they just like, basically destroyed an entire street in Los Angeles with a crane. Like, and actually destroyed it.

Like they blew up an entire city street. Yeah. It's great, it's a great action scene. and destroy it in Los Angeles with a crane. And actually, to destroy it, they blew up an entire city street. It's a great action scene. That movie has a few really awesome sequences, because James Cameron, if nothing else, is really good about doing awesome action set pieces and sequences that lead to. Did he just produce it?

I think he produced it. He didn't direct it, right? No, no, no, no, no. When James Cameron produces something, you get that. You get an awesome, you get one action, awesome action set piece and probably two, like pretty good ones. Yeah. But then the movie itself is just like,

yeah, I remember that movie like really sucking and thinking like, why did you call this Terminator 3? Just give it one of those titles, vengeance, whatever, and don't call it a numbered thing. I remember in rising the machines, they like fatal flaws. Like we just need to like reference the previous movies that you love

so that they're like scenes that echo scenes from the first terminator. They all do that. So like the the turn, the Arnold goes into a like male, and so it gives you an intermediate or two, he goes into that biker bar and like wreck shop and takes that guy's clothes, boots and his motorcycle.

And awesome, great, you know, bad of the bone starts playing, hell yeah. And then in the third one, he goes into a male strip club. Like, and it's like ladies night at the male strip club and like takes a dance, it's just like, it's totally played for laughs. He's got like a star sunglasses. Yeah, he has like, picture Elton John sunglasses

in your mind, you got it. There are those sunglasses and he's like, well, it's totally played for laughs. It's so winky, it sucks. Yeah. Boo, boo, Terminator 3. I think by the numbers, I'm not a fan of Terminator. No, of course.

Just like by the numbers, I hate Star Wars. Yeah, I agree with that. No, I absolutely agree with that. By the numbers not a Star Wars fan. By the numbers not a Star Wars fan. I like three of them. Oh, yeah. There are a lot more than three of them now. Uh, I think you can forget that. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of them. There's a lot of Star Wars. There's nine movies. But there's only one avatar. Yeah. for now. Until we get seven more. Aren't they, didn't they plan like four or five? I think the next one's coming out December 2022. That's bullshit.

There's no way. I'll bet you $20. I'll bet you $100 right now. It doesn't come out that way. It's already been delayed like five years. Yeah, that's why I bet you $100. It doesn't come out in December 2022. Take that bet.

I'll take it. You're gonna take it. I'll take it. All right, people, the community write this down. RTX podcast at home from 2021. I can't wait to get that one. I can't wait to get that one. I can't wait to get that one.

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Is Giovanni Robisi was president? Was he like the guy who was like telling him to get unobtainium? In Avatar? Yeah. Oh my god. We remember him in France when he was Phoebe's brother. Yeah.

So he was the president in Avatar. It's very tight. Vin Diesel, isn't't it maybe that like one life tree is part of Groot. Maybe there's like that's like the cuddly tie in. Whoa. I think it's that's the announcement. That's the other time. I think it's I think it's the fast universe and it's part of family. Exactly. I just going to be a Dodge Challenger driving up the tree. Did it. My favorite part of of watching Fast or F9. Is it Fast 9, F9? What's the actual title?

F9, I think. So Trevor had already seen it when we went to go see it with a couple people. And there was a scene coming up. I'm watching the movie. Trevor goes, watch this. Jesus Christ. And I go, I'm favorite thing.

I've been doing this the whole time. Thanks, man. I think it's because there was like a really ridiculous stuff. Like this giant 80-foot-by-100-foot screener, man. Hey, check this out. Then after the scene, I know what. Pretty cool, right? I'm going to show you something.

Yeah. Like, are you in this way? If you guys haven't seen that movie in 4DX, I can't recommend it enough. It... Caleb, what's up? I'm going to show you something. I'm going to show you something. Hey, are you in this way? If you guys haven't seen that movie in 4DX, I can't recommend it enough. It-

Kayla was talking about that a couple weeks ago. Turns it into a universal studio's ride, the entire time. So water or no water? Water? Gotta do the water. Smoke shot at the screen. If the ceiling move lights flash when they shoot guns. It's insane.

I just the adult equivalent of one of those like kid bounce. Yeah, exactly what it is. Exactly. And it like I was drinking a Corona the whole time. Of course. Just I was I was I was like taking the ride. I was with I was with our debauch crew. It was me, Tim G Gavin and Meg. And we were deb-Box crew. It was me, Tim G. Gavin and Meg. And we were-

D-Box crew. D-Box crew. It was Tim G going, bro. I think this was gonna turn up. I'm hot, take, hot, take. So we went and we saw it. And we were like the eighth or ninth row up. We were up, the little distance or whatever.

I didn't know what happened in 4DX. When it shoots smoke at the screen, it's the coolest thing I've ever seen. And if you're in the first three rows, you're doing this. You can't see shit. It's awesome. It's projected from behind you. So it's all projected onto the smoke.

Yeah. But the people in the first two rows are going, no, no. Do you the first two runs are going, no, no! Do you think that's- I'm turning the people who've been there before going, hey, watch this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I kept doing that to Tim,

just because I wanted him to see. I hadn't seen the movie. Watch this, but then they were just talking. My guy just guessed at it. I'm on a Miss Tyree's making up, actually pretty good joke that no one laughs at in the movie. It is like he's like the like smooth talker funny guy. And he's like, and he actually makes some good singers

and everyone's just like. The high thing, I think the best part of everything that kind of happens around Fast and Furious is that Vin Diesel was like, I'm not working with the rock anymore. So they had to do like the spin off movies or whatever. Is that what happened? Yes. So Vin Diesel was like, I'm not working with the rock anymore. So they had to do like the spin off movies or whatever. Is that what happened? Yes, so Vin Diesel was like, I'm not working with the rock anymore.

All right, fine, whatever. Who, like, you know, it is what it is. But it wasn't like a big public thing. It was just like, I'm like, I don't want to do that. I'm the star, the rock's not the star, whatever. The Tiger, he's came out and he's like, I'm not working with the rock in any of these movies. It's like, cool, dad.

But it's weird. What a cool flag to plant. Yeah. When it's absolutely not your fight. Just like, me. Me neither. That work and we have to. That's right.

Look at this. Yeah. That's right. He's not in it because of me. Tyree. Yeah. So when you print Vindesal's not working with the Rock anymore. It's Vindesal and me.

I'm not working with the Rock anymore. So cool. So instead of the Rock, they got John Cena. Perfect. Perfect. Home run. Yep. I didn't realize that guy was still making movies.

John Cena? Yeah. Well, she never sees him. I don't see him. All right. I don't see him. All right. I don't see him. We got anti-flipy technology on this table. I was trying to, this is a...

Yeah, he's not plugged in. He's standing desk. I kept trying to be like... It's not plugged in. Nicholas did not plug it in explicitly for that purpose. Damn it. He's like, he knows. Yeah, he knows.

I kept trying to like mess around with it to see if I could make it smaller or a little or smaller. I read an article the other day about Army of the Dead, which is that Zack Snyder, Bombi, Heist, Movie, that's on Netflix, which was... I didn't watch it. Which was available to see. I don't know.

It's like, it's fine. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's pilot. Yeah, she's great. She's great. She's actually really good in the movie. She was not there for any principal photography of that movie. Yeah, that's right. Because it was Chris. It was a little bit of a murder. I have no idea. Like I watched that whole movie. I didn't realize it.

Oh, you would never know. I mean, I read the article a couple of weeks later. It was like, oh, shit. She wasn't even there. Yeah. That's fucking wild. They did such a seamless job of putting her into that. She was there for, I think, one day of shooting,

and then they wrapped. Oh wow. It was her going like, bang, bang, bang. Thank you. And that was it. My name is The Dream. Yep. Yeah, really?

Yeah. What a great, what a great game. She probably showed up for, like, two days of, like, green screen shooting. I think that they said. I think that was two days of screen shooting. Yeah. That was it. They put days of green screen shooting. Yeah. That was it.

They put her in the movie. Yeah. Unbelievable. Cinema. The magic of the... The movie. The old movies. I'll motherfuckin' movies.

The movies. How many days did you do on Bloodfest? Just one? I think I did... Setteree. Yes, three days. And I'm not in it. At least two, maybe three.

Okay. Man. I had eight days. That least two, maybe three. Okay. Man. I had eight days. That was only five days more than you. And I wasn't even in it. Oh, man. Oh.

You know what I just remembered is total pivot. What? I think we talked about on the podcast. Something got put like in your gums. Oh, yeah, like that antibiotic stuff. How did that go? It was weird. So remember, we talked, the one of the previous times you were on the podcast, I'd gone to the dentist,

and then I went back, subbed afterwards for a cleaning. And I guess when I was done, they're like, all right, we finished your deep cleaning. We're gonna put some antibiotic tabs into your gums. I was like, what? Yeah, don't worry, it'll be fine. So I guess like wherever I had like a lot of build up

black filter. They put they inserted like little antibiotic chips into my gum like four on each side. Uh-huh. And they were like, it's just going to feel like you have like a kernel of popcorn stuck between your teeth for a few days. And I think it didn't hurt or anything like, did it feel like that? No, it's that's the thing that I kept thinking. It didn't even feel like one of them. I felt a little weird for like a couple hours. But it just dissolved. It just dissolves over the course of a week. It's going to feel like a Colonel popcorn here in chief. Okay, cool. So not the most annoying thing. Awesome. Awesome. But I was fine. I've got to follow up in a couple of weeks, like in two weeks so they can look at over

picture. I worked out fine. I was thinking about it. I think about it every time I brush my teeth now because I think about them sticking things in my gums and it fucking terrifies you once a week. So like once a week, yeah, I chilling to my very core. Once a week. All right. Luckily, I could only see one. I had one ahead here and I could see it for like a day and then it dissolved to the point where I couldn't see it.

The RTA went up today where you're talking about going to the dentist. It's very good. It's going to the dentist and then Gavin going to the dentist and choking on the stuff that goes down his throat. But like, thinking about stuff going into your gums, and then it just dissolves and then your gums are like, fine, I guess. Is that supposed to just clean them? What is it actually?

It kills the plaque or whatever is in there? Is there any difference? Your teeth feel better? I guess. It's all the plaque that's the reason they put it is it's or whatever is in there. Is there any difference? Do you feel better? I guess like it's all the plaque that's the reason they put it is like it's below the gumballon. Like you can't see it. So I can't tell. That's where I'm going to go back.

And they're going to check to make sure it didn't job. But it's funny. I started going even more. It's something you said, Andrew. After the first time I went back for my route now, I thought you talked about how there's a potential connection between the plaque in your mouth and the plaque in your

arms. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you like to sit that. And I say a lot of things, Gus. I forget everything. I second I walk out of here. No way.

I've had a real hard time trying to get my cholesterol under control. And then I started thinking, I was like, what if it's just because I haven't been getting cleanings and tin care in my teeth for years? So I haven't, I got to get my cholesterol to check now soon, what if it's just because I haven't been getting cleanings and like, taking care of my teeth for years? So I haven't, I gotta get like my cholesterol pecked now soon to see if it's like getting these deep cleanings, getting these tabs put in helps also alleviate

the rest of the plaque in my body. Maybe you eat one of the tabs every day and the plaque goes away. Huh. You're not dressed. Yeah. You, are you eating grapes? Sure am.

What the fuck? People like them. I've heard this. They had some fruit. They had little packaged fruit and the fridge over there. Oh, did they just read it? I thought you brought that from home. Then why don't I have all this?

I can't even eat grapes. You've got all this beer. Fruit at home? Does that Ziploc bag say rooster teeth on it? No, it's this portion pack. Oh, okay. Did we get custom-printed fucking? No, this is actually interesting. They have like, it's like a Ziploc that has. Did we get custom printed fucking? Yeah, this is actually interesting.

They have like, it's like a zip lock that has a quarter cup, half cup, three quarters of cup, one cup. Not sponsored. If people care about their portion control, I guess you could do like, okay, well, this is a quarter cup of grapes. I'm used to baggies that are way smaller.

Ah! What up? Mommy! I was just thinking about like, if you were, if you wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, you could put that little hoodie on your penis. But then it just has an unjust little, biggest insult on it.

I'm just pulling the hood up. And then everybody come play that movie. Can I take it with me? I'm unrelated. I'm unrelated. I'm unrelated. Oh, and then you would have the head sticking out. It may hurt.

Why? Okay. Now you have to head sticking out. It may hurt. Why? OK. Now you have to buy this thing. I'm just a little. It's bogos. It's bogos, baby! Record our tea pot that's only good until 8 p.m. Yeah, I'm a study and not hoody.

Buy one for your parent, buy one for your dick. Right. Disappoint that special someone in your life. Tonight. I'm just looking out. I'm just a little. Oh, look out. I'm just a little. How do you mean you think about that?

I want to be worse. I want to be worse. I want to be worse. I, uh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I me think, I saw someone on Instagram, I was like got married and it was like a video from a bachelor at party and had a big banner on the wall that said, yeah, hooray, same penis forever. That's like, which is like, you know, ah, you're getting married, you're gonna have married to the same, you're gonna have sex

with the same penis forever. But then also, like a thing that like, for the husband walking and just like, yeah. Yeah, that's it. So, this is just the one forever. This is also for me too. Yeah, goddamn. We talked.

What? If we talked about this before, you have a friend where, look, I've seen my penis the most of anyone. It's number one with a bullet. There's not even a close number two. But there is a number two. And it is way more than whoever is number three.

Do you have someone like that where you got like a strong number two? Yes. Really? Yes. See, what is that? Is it Jeff Ramsey? It is not. I've never seen it.

It's a dude that I had Jim class with in junior high. Cause he had a giant birthmark over his dick. So anytime we had to shower after Jim class, it was like, I couldn't not look at it. Oh, so it wasn't him like, hey, I'm naked at your house or God's look at my dick. No, it's just like, we had a joke. I'm naked at your house.

Jim. I'm naked at your house. Hey, what's up, man? I'm naked in your house. I'm sitting next to you. Don't even remember the dude's name. Of course. But I remember what his dick looks like.

If he ever robs a bank, he's gonna do it nude. And that way every time, like the people, like, so what do you look like? I don't know, I just couldn't stop looking at that birthmark over his dick. I don't remember his face look like at all. Like, big, at each other. At each other's big. Oh, I would show you your high.

Yeah, you're totally grown. It was nice. Maybe. Oh, it's ninth grade. I think it was like, you're like in like six grade. I'm like, I don't know. I guess I can't keep growing it. Yes.

I'll drop. Who I grew up ninth grade was still in junior high. That's right. That's right. But no, this is your question, because I don't know, because I've never experienced it. I think once you hit puberty, that's a... What?

But for guys, it's a little later. What do you mean? It doesn't, like, keep growing as you get older. You mean that's it? It's not like ears and noses. It's like, yeah, like, when does the penis stop growing? What do I keep pulling on it? What time are we supposed to go?

That was an easy joke. That's a hack, that's a hack joke, but I'll take it. It's what I was supposed to cut. I just realized we were going for an hour. What time are we supposed to go? I think an easy joke. That's a hack. That's a hack joke, but I'll take it. That's right. If I were supposed to cut, I'd just realize we were going for an hour. What time are we supposed to go? I think we go till six. We just keep going.

Oh, OK. OK. I think we're just going to stop us. God. Who's your number two? Who's my number two? OK, so I think I grew up with a group of friends that were just, you have a group of like,

maybe you have them rowdy friends. And there's one group of them found we're just, you have a group of like maybe you have them rowdy friends. And there's one group of them, I'm not gonna name them, but I had a friend who would just like likes to get naked. Like that's just kind of the move. Yeah, I got it. And what?

We have the same, we have very similar stylings for our number two. It's just like going out to my friends like how, like my river house, who was in this like, group of friends, might not go out there, I have like some drinks, then eventually it would be like, oh, we're going to the river and like, you know, some people brought bathing suits,

but he was one of those guys like, fuck it! Rip all clothes off, just like naked. Just like, as a drop of hat, also, just because I've done a lot. Actually, you know what? That's number three. That is number three.

You know who number two is? Number two is director of Bloodfest, Owen Edgerton. Whoa. I have seen that guys dick. So, many times. Oh, boy. That's awesome. Director of Bloodfest, member of Master Pancake.

Owen Edgerton, because we did Master Panancake. Oh, MasterPancake. Oh, MasterPancake. MasterPancake together. So you're changing back there. And not changing costume changes. Hang it out, take a beer. He also does a lot of sketches. Like him getting naked is like a staple of a lot of the like the mid movie sketches. So like, or like getting naked

and just like covering them stuff with a menu. Yeah. Like a draft house menu or like a mask or something like that. And so just, you know, you do hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of shows with Owen, you're gonna see his penis a lot. And I have seen his penis a lot. Got a number two. I've got a number two. What is it?

And it's like, yeah. It's, you got number one. You, you is number one, but there's me. Is number one number two is, that's like, yeah, it's you got number one. You you is number one, but there's me is number one. Number two is that's so weird. Yeah. Yep. You said you said your number two is also like a rowdy friend. It's a we both know this person. I was gonna ask if it's a friend of it's a it's a roommate of a mutual friend who had the jalapeno poppers and said that he hates jalapenos and he's gonna eat the whole thing. He's seen it a lot. It's just slapping back and forth.

It's a lot. There's a lot and it's not even like, you just, I don't know how in my life, I've just seen it so much, but it's there. Constantly. Echidendier, remember? Yeah. Close your eyes, I can still see it. Yeah. Close your eyes.

I can still see it. I think it's a, I think that it's a more common thing than people understand. I think people have a number two. This is going to be just between Eric and I. That's probably my number two at this point. Oh, Jesus. Is that, well, you don't know, but boy, boy.

The joke. Conversely, Barbara, do you have a number two in your clam fam? My clam fam? You know, it's funny. Uh. Boop. I was not like, I didn't have like naked friends. Like, I just like wasn't part of my, I guess, friend group or personality or whatever it was.

Like, there's a lot of people who are close friends who are just like, they just are naked around each other. Or they'll just like walk around getting ready, like, topless or whatever. I never had friends like that. Mm-hmm. I missed out. I missed out, big time.

You blew it. So I don't know, I guess my mom. It's too late to make my own right. Okay. What? Like, we still have 20 minutes. I need to get out. I need to get out.

I need to get out. Oh no. Okay, you got the most of your dad's. Okay. He's not my number two. I thought like once or twice maybe. Hello, please. I can't see a lot of naked women.

Okay. Hello, please. Yes. Yes, police, yes. Yes, I'll hold. I'm gonna be barbed in there. I'm gonna be barbed in there. I know what you mean, Barbara. And I was gonna say, it's too late to make those friends. Yeah, I feel like it's like, you don't make naked friends

in your 30s and 40s. No, actually, have to, I feel like it's like you don't make naked friends in your like 30s and 40s. No, actually, no, but then it comes back because I think you do make naked friends in your six. Yeah, I think you get to a point where you got naked friends again. Yeah, you go through a real dry spell. Oh, yeah. And then yeah, later in life, you get naked friends again. Yeah, dang. Yeah, I don't know. Just never, I'm socially awkward and shy, and I think my friends were the same way growing up. So. I think I honestly, I was probably the same boat.

So the only reason for me was like, Jim, and you had to change, and they were to do with a fucking giant but Mark Runt is this. And I couldn't stop looking at it. I'm talking about it. Looking at it. I like how you guys are giving me shit for being a child and seeing my mother's body.

But Gus staring at his, a 15 year old boy. Guns there like. I was like yeah, I just can't look away. He's taking Polaroids and going, can you believe it? Wow. It looks like Jesus. Oh man. Oh boy.

Hey, the the old man cast that we did. Yeah. How did that do? I don't know. I haven't looked. I haven't either. I forgot banks. I heard it was a really fine I think that is a vocal minority of people.

No, I don't think so. I'm also 38. Yeah. What do you think? That was a, that was a, that was a stone cold blast. That was so much fun. But yeah, I went, what's the, what's, what's, what's the stats? You guys haven't fun on this one?

The, I love, I one. The I'm okay. What's the great time talking about our number two dick ranking? Yeah, yeah, you said your mom and everyone went okay Listen We need to move past this Anyway, the I'm just little hoodie on sale now store not rooster teeth calm It's eight p.m. Central standard time. thong saying, hey listen. It's on par with every other episode.

Woo! We did it. Well guys, that's the best we can ask for. I really thought it was going to be like, well it's not the lowest, that's the Ratman episode. I don't think the Ratman episode was a real banger the way that people go. I love the Batman episode. That was a tough one. I love that episode.

That is so much fun. Those who mine don't matter, those who matter don't mind, baby. All right. If people loved it, awesome. People didn't. It's okay. People messaged me about the old man cats. I've never gotten a message about anything

Anything except the old man cats. They were like hardest. I've laughed We really ripped in the news week The whole death leopard segment was a real man. That was awesome. That was great. It was it was a very good episode I loved it. Oh yeah, yep. Ah, memories. Oh, we could go. Oh, ah, ah, Monday. So you guys talk about having popcorn,

kernels, duck and your teeth being like, the most annoying thing. I feel like this is on par with having a mosquito trapped in your house somewhere. Oh, yeah. And being unable to find it. I just had that a couple days ago, and it buzzed by my ear,

and then I ran through the house like this. Yeah. Misquitos are fucking elusive motherfuckers. They're the worst. Because if you see it flying, and you try to get up to smack it, kill it, it'll disappear into the shed. It's gone, it's gone.

It's gone for every media. It's gone for every media. It's gone for every media. And I didn't know we had one until me and Trevor were playing a video game together. And all of a sudden, I have five mosquito bites on my ankle. And I was like, what the, why is my ankle so holy shit?

And I was like, okay, I had to put on bug spray in my home. No, I wasn't saying the same, I feel the same way about, it's mosquitoes, but for some reason more fruit flies. A little tiny, because like, those truly do like are so small that like they're flying around, they're so tiny that like you have to get them

against like a, like pure white background service to like catch, and then like even then is like I have no, it's so small, I have no depth perception of where, it's like, it's three feet that way, but I'm like slapping in front of my face. So it's like, yeah, should I get it? But I get it, you're like looking in your hands like,

no, of course not, and just like, we're definitely the slapping in front of my face. There's just like, I gotta get it. But I get it, you're like looking in your hands, like, no, of course not. And just like, we're definitely the most important creatures on God's hand. You definitely, like, you really only see those fruit flies when they are on a wall or on a banana that you've left out for too long, and you can't smash it on the banana. I've tried.

You can smash it on the wall, but then you have to clean it up. But the good thing about fruit flies though, is there's like homemade traps you could make. Oh yeah, That will easily. Apple cider vinegar. Yeah, you put a little bit of soap in there, so the- Yeah, there's no service tension. Service tension?

Easy. But mosquitoes. We all read the same wicking how article. You're just fucked with mosquitoes. You're just fucked with mosquitoes. And like, I didn't find it before going to bed, and I'm like, I'm gonna wake up. You gotta, like, cup it.

You gotta, you gotta dutch over to yourself. I'm gonna wake up. Yeah, I literally this morning, I was like, I gotta make sure like every crevice of myself is covered and that is just getting me. It won't bite my face. Yeah, have you guys ever gotten a mosquito bite right on the tip of your nipple?

It's not great. I don't think so. No, no, I have not. And I never wanted to experience this. Not great, there was one year at Summer Camp where the mosquitoes were terrible. I got a mosquito bite in every place you could possibly imagine. Oh, no.

Symphony Nipple, I got it in my ear, I got one on the bottom of my foot, I got some of them down there, but on a lip. Got a lip bite. Oh, God. Not pleasant. Oh, man, that mosquito joined the clam.

Yeah. I was gonna say mosquito joined the clam thing. Yeah. I was gonna say you're the mosquito's number two. KZ is number two. Oh god, damn it. Yeah, it's fun being like a 13 year old going like. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a mosquito bite! You're going to Catholic school tomorrow. To be Jewish. Yeah, to Catholic. It's not working. All right. Did you go to summer camp like every summer? Was that like a thing? I Yeah, stick it back, ladies. Not working. All right. Did you go to summer camp like every summer? Was that like a thing?

I went to sleep away camp, yeah. Oh, wow. Maybe like four weeks ago. How long are those? Like how long is does that go? Two months. Wow. Jesus Christ.

A little less than two months. A little less than two months. Yeah, right? Send the kid to the next. Maybe six weeks. Get him out of here. A full six weeks total, yeah. Wow.

Honestly, it was great. It was great. Wow. Yeah, very fun time. We never had anything like that. I never did anything like that. I went to like Bible camp for like two weeks and during the summer. We went to vacation Bible school and that was just during vacation

and it was Bible school. What's your favorite passage? The one versus the first half. All things strengthened. May through Christ I can do anything. The one versus all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things, all things,

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and I just went, oh, everybody's like really into this. Oh, it's not funny. Come out. Oh boy. Oh, it all just clicked and It's not funny. Come out. Oh boy. Oh, it all just clicked and I'm gone, baby. I was in the end of it for me. This is like, and no, it's not going to be like in the scared straight things.

We're like, someone offers me drugs. I take one hit of weed and I go, this relationship's not for me. Guys, that's exactly how it happened. Yeah, no, you're just like, oh no, I just hung out with my friends and this is like much cooler. Yep, which more fun. And done and done.

Yeah, the summer camp I went to was a Jewish summer camp. Mm-hmm. And the muzzle tub. And I'm starting to realize some of the things that happened there were a little cultish as well. Like every Friday for the Sabbath. Uh-huh. It would be like a nice dinner and you would have to wear white for dinner.

And I don't know if it was for to look fancy, or whatever, but seeing a couple hundred young Jewish kids in all white was very like, hmm, I think it was just white shirts. Wow. Still. Yeah. Corn, eh. It's like a dress code of some sort. And I don't know if it was like,

to look nice or something or to like, like, look nice and clean for a nice dinner. I don't know what the significant of the white was, but yeah. I'll, I'll, yeah. One up that. I honestly think that like, groups of people all in the same outfit, all in like uniform.

It fits a cult. And it kind of is unnerving. Like, from whether it's a bunch of like, Jewish kids and white shirts out of summer camp to like, just like, all types of uniforms, just, I think going to a lot of Austin FC games, and it's like this, you just got, woo, everyone hears in on it, huh?

All right. Yeah, me and you. Exactly. Even like that, yeah. Actually dictionary definition of a cult. Like what is it? Gus. Well, I was looking at why they were white. Oh, oh, you're first of all. Yeah. Well, I mean, what is actually dictionary definition of a cult? Like what is? Gus. Well, I was looking at why they were white. Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.

Okay. We wear white to signify that the Sabbath is a special time set apart from the week. We wear white to remind ourselves to be open to the spirituality, joy and beauty of our services, song sessions, folk dancing, and Havdala. Havdala? Okay. That makes sense. Yeah.

Anyway, definition of definition of, I don't know if that's necessarily a place you went to, but I was just explaining. No, that would make sense. I think it was like, just to be like, look a little nicer and to. It was Havdala. Havdala, I believe that's like a candle lighting thing.

It's a burger place. I did not study up on my. A system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object. That's a pretty broad definition. That looks like it could be a religious story. Yeah, is that really what that's really the definition? That could be anything.

That is the first return. The second return is a relatively small group of people having religious beliefs or practices regarded by others as strange or sinister. So the first one is broad. Yes, the second one is sinister. I don't remember. I was like 12 at the time. I don't remember the stuff at all.

Like I think that what is it? The Colts podcast and Red Web and Black Box. And did you guys do like a RTX? We're not yet. We're doing it in a couple days. Okay, I saw, I saw Armando talking about something the other day is on RTX. You can go back and watch it.

But he was talking about how like Colts essentially are in abusive relationship on a wide scale. On a macro. Yes, it instead of just like these two people, it's this one person and then like a wide swath of people. Sorry, my grape juice is, I was playing with it. Come on, don't hate this stuff. And I thought that's a very good way to put it.

That makes a lot of sense. Yeah, and it was like, oh, that's really what, that's like by and large, that's really what it kind of like comes down to. And it's so interesting when you see stuff, like, you know, Netflix documentaries and all this stuff about like, and how did it get so out of control? And it's not like any one big event happened.

It's just sort of like, yeah, it started with like us and like this one guy, there were five people and then all of a sudden there were 12 people and then there were 26 people and then there were 150 people and then we were all in this compound and then it just sort of like. It's like little by little. Yeah, it's like, we're gonna do this thing because I think that it's like death of a thousand cuts, right?

It's just sort of like you don't realize how it really works until it's gotten to a point where you go, where the, how did we fucking get this far? The leader is good, the leader is great. Yeah, we'll be surrendering to ourselves. As of the state, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. He even ate mine. Sorry, stop, stop, I ate my brain. They like, you just said like, it's an abusive relationship on the macro. I think it's the same thing. It's like, oh man, how did it get so out of hand?

It's like, I don't know if you've ever been in a bad relationship, but you can be in one of those for a very long time. It just sucks and goes, it goes, goes, goes. And that's just like one of the first ones where it's like, oh yeah, this is like a bad situation though. Like even if you know that like, oh this is not's like, oh yeah, this is like a bad situation. Even if you know, but like, oh this is not a good situation for me,

this is really bad, it's still incredibly difficult to extricate yourself from that situation. And it's like, take that same kind of pressure on the micro and expand that to like, oh now I'm like part of this group and there's like pressure from all directions to like stay apart of this, like be a part of this. So even if like you're like having doubts, there is the like social pressure to like.

There's also I'm sure like you become incentivized like there's a hierarchy and the more you the more you behave and the more you follow the rules, the higher up you go. And it's like that perceived power and the whole sunk fallacy. Sunk fallacy. Sunk fallacy, yeah. As well like all that stuff plays into it. When you're sort of hunting achievements in this, what's play?

Whoa. Never heard of it. Huh? Huh. Um. Yeah, I, uh, cults shit is so fat. Like, it's super, super fascinating. Yeah.

Uh, what's it, I don't know. I, I, I should, I love cult shit, but I don't know. I should I love culture, but I don't listen to any cult podcast. I think are you should listen to the cult podcast. Yeah, podcasts is Armando from a fun house. Now he's fun house. Yeah, but he has that podcast and they do a lot of stuff. Blaine, they do a lot of stuff with good worry from hell. Thanks, man. Yeah, Jesus Christ.

What a what a perfect cut. I was actually on an episode with them. Really? Yeah, it's fascinating. They walk you through like a different cult each week and like hearing how it started and like what happened with it. The research that like they do is awesome. I'm on it.

It's here for a last, which is coming in September. We played baseball and we were talking about his method and whatever. I was just curious about what it is that goes into that podcast. We don't have a lot of research heavy stuff. It's black box down. It's red and wet. And that's about it. So I was wondering what's the method and all this stuff.

And he was always getting deep on certain ones where I was like contacting like private investigators who were like going through like cults that happened at like this time. And I had like my own theories on this and I'm like, well, you're like, whoa, you're like deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep. Oh, man, you like going to school or something? Yeah, I am. Yeah, sure. But that is his like, that's his avenue, right? That's his like, super interested in that stuff. Does the research knows the stuff? Like cold podcast is, yeah, at the top. I gotta give it up to those folks too. Like that is, you're putting yourself in kind of,

it's a, it can be a dangerous thing. A dangerous situation, because you can have people who get very angry and very like potentially violent or one night to one. Armando has said that, he joined the KKK for one of their episodes. For one of their episodes, yeah.

Like, there are people still around from Heaven's Gate. Oh, yeah, I think you and I talked about that. Yeah. There are people still around for Heaven's Gate. Oh, the losers? The people who are late to the part, like, oh, man, I'm stuck in traffic on the fucking 10.

And I can't get to the, how the suicide house in time, shit. Heaven's Gate was a cult in San Diego. Oh, I thought it was in Los Angeles. Oh, baby, it was in San Diego. And you know, I remember coming home from a desert weekend with my parents and turning on the news and then seeing the shoes sticking out of the blankets and going, here's sticking out of the blankets and going,

here's a bunch of dead bodies. Uh, there are people who did not die with that, but are like unix and like, we're all bought in and are still bought in. So what, I actually don't know anything about Heavenscape, but what happened to- They were- What did they do to that? The idea was the Hillbott comment was passing past Earth. Okay.

Every 720 years or whatever it is. Sure. And in order, that is like God's vessel and that in order to ascend, they had to follow that these cult rules and then essentially drink the cool aid, die. And then they would ascend to the help up comment and get taken away to their next plane.

Watch a lot of Heaven's Gate videos. They're so fascinating to me. I think they're like incredible. There are people who didn't do it, but who were like in the cult. And so they're waiting for like, well, this is not the last life for me. I will come back.

And then that will be the time that I can ascend to the next time that the Hillbop comet comes back around. In another 700 days. Yeah, exactly. And it's like, that's fucking awesome. So did the people in the house who died? Did they actually drank something?

I think that's what it was. I don't remember what they did. I think they drank something. And then like, they had like this, I can see something. And that's where like the, and it was flavor raid. Yes. that's what it was. I don't remember what they did. I think they drank something and then like, they had like this junk town. That's where like the, and it was flavor raid. Yes. Cool, it's very. Yeah, come on.

Grow up. Apple sauce. Oh, there you go. And so it was the thing that I remember is that they were all in like these bunk beds and they had like the nighties. And they stopped making those nighties. So you could go buy them if you're like a shoe guy.

Yeah, you could buy the Pegasus too or whatever. Yeah, you can buy like that specific shoe and they're super into it or whatever. So the guy's name was Marshall Apple White and he made them eat apple sauce. It's a little on the nose, don't you think? Beautiful. I think they washed it down with vodka.

I think Lindsey and that the kind you think. I think Lindsey Jones was telling me that their grandma had like dated the guy like years ago that like had run that cult. And it's like, that's fucking incredible. I love that Wikipedia list heavens gate as being defunct. Yeah, well, you know, still things going.

It wouldn't take a funk. Hiatus. Yeah, it's a real life. Members, 41 pre-1997. Two post-1997. Beautiful. Still going strong. Wow.

Looking for members, you guys are doing anything. Uh, so I was 11 when that happened. Yeah. Wow. Oh, man, that's like, that's like prime time age to like seed, like have those. The new footage of Nike's burned into a brand-finger. I'm fascinated by this cult. Yeah. For me, when I was 11, was the 89 earthquake.

Yeah, baby. Take that giant's versus A's. I was watching that game. Yeah, I think a lot of people were in the circle. And they just went wide to the stadium and everyone went, what the fuck is going on? And then they went, there's a big earthquake. Cool.

Cool. Yep. The episode of the cult podcast that I was on, they talked about this cult called Love Has One. Oh, it has one. Has one. Uh, I think it. The episode of the Cult podcast that I was on, they talked about this called Love Has One. You heard it has one. Has one, W-O-N, which was funny, because the entire time they were saying it on the podcast,

I thought they were doing Love is One. Oh, it's a J-U-A-N. Yeah. That's nice, nice. And the story about that, obviously, there's a lot to it. But one of the people who was called Mother God, like the leader of the cult, essentially, one of the leaders of the cults,

she was supposed to be ascending or something of that nature, and they were telling her that she shouldn't be eating and all that stuff and let herself do that. They found her body in a fireplace. Oh, that's that cult. Oh, that was a good one. Like completely emaciated and like all this stuff.

And it's just like, this is fascinating. Like a group thing that goes in a direction where you go, how do we get this deep? I don't know, like, what point does that woman be like, I don't, I don't, maybe I just have like a sandwich. I don't actually want to. I want one apple, please. Yeah, I don't think this is a great, I should probably have like a sandwich. I don't actually want one apple, please. Yeah, I don't think this is great.

I should probably not, I don't want to. Apple and black coffee's good enough for a Christian bail prepping for the machine. Yeah, the machine is. Good enough for me. Yeah, was that his diet? Yeah, one apple and black coffee. Yeah, black coffee for the machine is good.

I've seen the movie, and then he put on, then right after that was Batman Begins. Batman Begins right after the machine is. He's huge. And he is. Jacked in that name again. He's the biggest fucking batman. How much black and as arteries do you think there? Well, he'll die at 51, so it'll be fine.

How old is Christian, Bale? Christian, Bale, age. That, what do you mean? That's exactly what I typed. The Wi-Fi here sucks. No, at the office? 47. Oh, he's got, he's got four good years, and that's it.

Sorry, bud. Can I get at least one more movie with that? American Psycho 2. There you need that. They did with me with KooVis. Yeah. Man, it is, okay, so one of my favorite things and the spasiting things is the world

of uncelebrated sequels to things. Yeah. So that's a great example of American Psycho 2. It's just like the absolute, the bastions of Red Box, the Red Box Knights, I call them. Just like movies that just go straight to weird, obscure streaming services like on your Roku. It's like, check it out on voodoo.

Yeah, it's like, what's movies with a Z? Like, what is this? And I'm like, okay, cool. And it's like, oh, there's like 700 Bruce Willis movies that I've never heard of, or he's a cop, of course. But it's just like, these unsilibrated sequels, like that's a really good one, Road House 2. Oh, oh, baby.

I'm really good at knowing. Oh, yeah, really good at going. Oh, yeah. Incredibly bad movie. Starring, not Jake. No, Jake Bucy, starring Jake Bucy as the bad guy. Very good. Definitely check out Roadhouse 2. It's hot trash. The K-Man in 2006.

Hell yeah, man. The first and only time I've seen Roadhouse was Master Pancake Theater. Beautiful. It's a great one. It's a good way to see it. Take out all the fluff. Just get to the good stuff.

Yeah. Exactly. Ones Julius is coming here because of me. Yeah. This is also the only other fast and furious movie I saw was Fast Five. Oh hell yeah. At a Master Pancake show.

That's awesome. And so the only thing I remembered about Fast and Furious was John Erler, who is like one of the people who I think started Master Pancake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, founding member. And also he's been in tons of fishy's stuff was anytime Vin Diesel would be talking he would be going, I never knew what he said in that move. I didn't.

Literally, I didn't know any of that. I don't think he's the actor you give exposition dialogue about in a film. Family. Are you guys doing Master Fam? Fam? What's up? They're doing like Twitch streams of it and stuff. Really?

I didn't know that. Yeah. It's awesome. Yeah, exactly. But I almost back open now. So like, yeah didn't know that. Yeah, I thought so. In a whole tub. Yeah, exactly. But Alamos back open now. So like, what's up? Yeah, go back to the RIT. Oh, RIP.

RIT's as close forever. Oh, no. Where am I going to park nine blocks away? Damn. What a shame. What a shame. I'm going to see Noel Camino like you did in the 90s. We're supposed to do that.

We have to park in front of the RITs and go in and play Fuzball. I'm back with it. Well, I hope it comes back to some theater because like, there's a bunch of Alamos that. We're supposed to have to park in front of the ritz and go in and play foosball. It was a bachar. Well, I hope it comes back to some theater because like there's a bunch of almos that... Yeah, I mean, I assume it will go back to one of them in town. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure if anyone watching has been to awesome before, like... Master Pinky Theatre is a staple of this city. I always had a good time.

And then... When you brought to unpitched serenity. Serenity. And West was there brought to and pitched serenity serenity. How and West was there for that one as well. Hell yeah. And then we I did a song and dance in front of a who is it Doug loves movies. Oh, yeah, Doug Benson. Doug Benson. Yeah, that was great. You and Maxum. You and Maxum. Yeah. Dual pitched. No rehearsal. Dual pitched a musical. A musical pitch in the style of cats to watch serenity with Madden Maconnehey and Anne Halfaway, a movie which if you have not seen is a

must watch. Yeah. Whatever you're watching tonight, throw it out the window and watch serenity with Madden Maconnehey. I thought you were talking about the Firefly movie. No. No. A lot of people did.

It was awesome because we won everybody cheered and then I was like, we got what's running to ya! And then I went back to my seat and I was like, high-fiving west, I said, next to my wife, like, yeah, this is great. And then it started and I went, oh, fuck, we have to watch Serenity. Yeah.

Oh yeah, you have to watch the whole thing. It'd be great not edited down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, usually like, so with the choose your own, which that was a choose your own movie, we'll just watch an hour of it, stop it, do the sketch, improvise, sketch, and then the person projection will fast forward

to the last like 30 or 45 minutes of the movie. Yeah, I gotcha. Depending on how long it is. So there's usually just a huge chunk in the middle that you don't get. I guess what? In serenity, you did not miss a minute. You would have no idea that anything was skipped.

Did you guys do blood fest one time as a Cheosierone? I don't know if you were there, but someone told me that there was Cheosierone at Master Pancake and someone pitched blood fest. Yeah, and I did it. Oh, and got to make fun of his own movie. Oh, no. Did he whip his dick out at the same time?

You started twirling it around and he went, this thing's actually really creative. I'm at number two. Yeah. So, really, you know, in 2019, I never heard of this movie. I saw it in theaters with Wes and Blaine, and then I watched it again with Wes

at the Master Pancake Show. It's Where's Blaine? Is he back in his office? Is he back in his office? Blaine, does he love serenity. Oh, yeah, this is great. You just give it thumbs up. There you go, buddy.

Where you go, man? I really recommend that it's Matthew McConaughey movie that is the dirt worst. It's crazy. That movie's nuts. And I was like, McConaughey went like, won an Oscar. And then it was, what's this film?

Oh, serenity. It was written, and I think, was it directed, produced by the guy who created who wants to be a millionaire? And Picky Blinders. And Picky Blinders. Picky Blinders. Picky Blinders.

Yeah, it's insane. It's awesome. Oh, if you ever, okay, it is the best, maybe one of the finest examples of someone in Hollywood calling in every favorite. Every single one. Every favorite. They had to make a movie and it shows and it's all left on screen.

It's awesome. They got the Australian guy to do it like an American accent. The guy from whatever the Terminator movie was. I'm sure I sang it. No, the Australian, not the Austin. Jason Clark. Was that the guy? Jeremy Strong. Jiman Hanzo.

I don't think it was that one. There's a guy from succession who plays the accountant. Yes, or what else? He walks around with the rules. He's the rules. Have you guys seen Alex and Borderland? You were telling me about it. I haven't seen it.

The show on Netflix. No. You said succession, which is another show that I'm meeting to watch. So, everybody in the audience, Alex and Borderland, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know were telling me about it. I haven't seen it. The show on Netflix. No. You said succession, which is another show that I'm meeting to watch.

So reminding of Alice in Borderland, Trevor and I started watching. I think it's only eight episodes. You would like it. I would recommend it. I started looking at Loki, because you finally convinced me to do it. I hear, I've heard nothing, but it's great.

Yeah, I just watching the previous for that show. I was like, I just don't want to watch this, but sorry, watching it. It's great. I feel like it's not a spoiler at all. It's all just what the previous for that show, I was like, I just don't want to watch this, but sorry, watching it, it's great. It's great. I feel like it's not a spoiler at all. It's all just what the whole show is about so far. All that time authority stuff is like what they tried to do in umbrella academy, except it's better in better.

Yeah, like all that, like, oh, we're team care of the timeline and correcting all this stuff. Yeah, there's a lot of really interesting theories in terms of like the Marvel universe and stuff too, that tie into that show that we could talk about not spoiler Yeah, you're gonna talk about it more. I think those season for now is coming Wednesday, right? Yeah, we do have to wrap up. We're out of time. I only have HBO Max. I don't want Thank you so much for watching. Hope you're having a good RTX at home. Don't forget to buy a hoodie for you dick

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