Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Toothpaste Rule – #370

Episode Date: April 5, 2016

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They're supposed to play a little, what, five second little drafts. I mean, it's always on. They bung it on the other versions. It's like six years old at this point. The live version. I don't know how many people are missing it. Yeah, Bob. So, yeah, if you want to be retired, maybe. Soon live version. I don't know how many people are missing it. Yeah, Bob.

So yeah, if you want to be retired, maybe soon to be. If you watch the live stream, you see for the past couple of weeks, sometimes it doesn't quite kick in. But if you watch the finished version on the website or on YouTube, or any of our other platforms, it's always added in like, you know what I call that? Fucking covering your tracks. That's what that is.

Covering your anus. One of the many benefits of watching live is a sponsor at Ristiefcom You get to see get to watch us fuck up and before we fix it You get technically less content you get a worse version of the product than you would if you just waited With all the fuck goes all the way down to Gus. What's that for you get 20 for some reason? What's that for I borrowed $20 from Gus during self-examination? Oh I forgot about that I'm just paying you back cuz I I haven't seen you that much. Here is an issue. Oh, should we introduce ourselves?

I'm Gus. Gavin, Brandon, Bernie, Gus. This should be the steak podcast. No, no, no, this is supposed to be the new podcast set. Yeah, but that was to be something that happened. So now, perfect week for steak. Yeah, we didn't ever reschedule it. We said it would be the 11th.

Remember when you set up the invite for this podcast? Yeah. What do you remember my response? Your response was steak. Yeah, your response stupid ever reschedule it. We said it would be the 11th. Remember when you set up the invite for this podcast. Yeah, what do you remember? I response your response was steak. Yeah, response stupid things all the time. Also, I came with all my steak stuff and Stakes he was prepared. He brought all this control room. Did I not say the 11th? Yeah, but I just gave you stakes You're a bunch of rats What is a steak thing for people who haven't been on the podcast?

You're not gonna be on it, don't worry. All right. I was just thinking, it was like, there must be some kind of delay and I'm just filling in while you keep the good stuff from you. So the showroom, the showroom, they got a preview of it, though. There's a lot I like to call it, the cheat steak.

They were in the pre show, that is a thing, that's not a real thing, by the way. They were eating the steak, guys, what'd you think of the steaks? They're awesome. That wasn't safe from that. Now, I'm the lead now, I told them, when they get food poisoning in about 15 or 20 minutes to leave it in the wide when they all run to the bathroom.

Food poisoning takes longer than that. Don't blame me. Not Bernie's food poisoning. The cow. Bernie's super poison in the middle. So good, the steak was good, they were all fun with the steak podcast. Seen out a walking dead

I was just I witnessed to a conversation that was there was talk over here about pre recording the segment And I think it should be live event on the podcast like we should do like a bug on the background check on it When you need to I have a floaty cam like we have extra life a little bit of that. We were slow to came Yeah, I bet you distracted I'm gonna be able to talk'm making a stage sure you can all my fucking focus and my energies I'm making the best possible me how long did you take you to make a steak Depends on how thick it is between 20 to 30 minutes. Can we have an open flame in here? We do it right out there. Just put a hose Put a forming it's a me. Screw it big smoke goes up the hose the hose goes outside

goes up the hose, the hose goes outside. No, it's not how it smells works. Yeah, it is. It'll be like a big funnel. You think more like a hose is just gonna head for the nearest hose? It's just gonna head for the nearest hose. It's just gonna head for the nearest hose. It's just gonna head for the nearest hose. It's just gonna head for the nearest hose.

It's just gonna head for the nearest hose. It's just gonna head for the nearest hose. It's just gonna head for the nearest hose. It's just gonna head for the nearest hose. It's just gonna head for the nearest hose. It's just gonna head for the nearest hose. It's just gonna head for the nearest hose. It's just gonna head for the nearest hose.

It's just gonna head for the nearest hose. It's just gonna head for the nearest hose. It's just gonna head for the nearest hose. It's just gonna head for the nearest hose. It's just gonna head for the nearest hose. It's just gonna head for the nearest hose. It's just gonna head for the nearest hose. It's just gonna head for the audience to shake, they're probably gonna be, they're gonna wanna be along for the journey, right? This pre-made steak. How long do you take you to make your steak? Well, the steaks. So, hey, nice.

I'm not actively making it though. It takes an hour for the first stage, and then it takes like three minutes for the second stage. Okay. But the hour of the first stage, I'm not doing anything. I just like, it's like, it can be made into prep. It's going right, right there, right?

Yeah, you literally go right here. It can be making this weird noise though. It just like, it's like, the reminiscence prep. It's going right, right there, right? Yeah, we literally go right here. And we make it in this weird noise though. It's like three minutes of prep, then an hour where it does its own thing in the sous vide. And then I have to cut it out and then steer it. And that's it. Wait, and now you just let it soak in something for an hour? Yeah.

Oh gosh, that's a long time. How about it? How about this? Yeah, that's tough to do. You're not gonna be here, so go try some of it. It's in there right now. Go to the bike. It smells really good. Yeah, that's tough to do. You're not gonna be here, so go try some of it. It's in there right now. Go to the bike. It smells really good. Yeah, doesn't it though?

I guess that's why I think should have it. I've had your meat before, it's good. That is nice, Brandon. There is the option to pre-record. Secret. But I think you get an extra point if you cook it live on the podcast. But what does that mean for me?

I mean, I can have the water bath sitting here. Yeah, be class. Alright, I'll do it. I'll do it. Be wicked, but a bunch of floating steaks and bags and the water, floating steaks. We got a sit here with it for an hour. I will say. We'll say that for an hour anyway. If you see the steak coming out of the sous vide, that's like a part of the process that

you should not see. Because it just doesn't look that appetizing until after you see it. Reddish-grilled. I'm fascinated. I can't look at the red color. But it's like so soft and it's like ready to fall it. Reddish green. I'm fascinated. I just love that. But it's like so soft and it's like ready to fall apart. Yeah. Maybe the audience should vote on what they want.

How would they vote? Just like, do we want to see it live? Do we want it pre-recorded? Not even they would vote on the stakes. No. Of course they're going to vote live. Yeah, that's stupid. You're damn right.

Audience doesn't always know what they want though. Audience also vote if the podcast should be funny. Just vote that. Of course they're going to vote for that. Give me a break. Oh, no. Hey, since we started off talking about science? What a little bit Gavin was talking about science stuff. I have a complaint about science in general, okay Which is who will take it up with Stephen Hawking my kids love astronomy and they love astronomy facts and

They are always telling me about planets that are known in the universe or in the galaxy They talked to me about them I've lived on a planet my whole life. Well, there's this planet. That's like sixty-three light years away And it rains glass on this planet it rains glass sideways all day. That's what it does so gloss all bits the planet It's yeah, I mean, I guess it just rains silicon. So I guess that comes out as glass. I guess that's what it is They were just pointing to me, but it's like sideways. But it's a planet that rains, I guess it's got such high winds that go sideways as well.

You never heard that before? Have you heard about the planet that's all one big diamond? You ever heard that? That planet's like 80 light years away. I feel like we're just dealing with alternate realities now. No, it should. It sounds like a Minecraft world. You can look these up.

They talk about these planets. They release information about these planets. All those planets 80 light years away and it's entirely diamond and it's covered with a thin layer of carbon But don't you want at that point 80 light years away? How long? Eight like that one the other one is sixty three light years. I don't know how a different element diamond one It's like we already have diamond here. It's not that well You can only have I mean elements are basically limited to protons right? There's only so many elements right right? We know all of it. We theoretically know all of the elements

that can possibly exist. See if it was no alien. Well, if it was, it wouldn't matter to you. It was like, you guys get to have a hyperb of the blood. I wanna know what it is. I wanna know that property is a villa. An opinion. It's called the, the, the, the name it after you

in your discussion. Yeah, but I guess we could get up to like 300 protons in an atom and that would be an element we'd never seen before. But it would be like too heavy to stay together, right? That's the problem. On Earth. Is that like a critical proton mass for a...

Well, there's some elements towards the end of the periodic table that are man-made elements that literally only exist for like a thousandth of a second. Well, like in the californium. I'm stining them. Yeah. When they get way up there,

they get to the ridiculous ones. So what was your complaint about this planet? So they were telling me about all these different planets. They were like, there's a planet they discovered that's a very Earth-like planet, and it's a great candidate for being a colonized planet, at some point in the future, that they're identified. And there's this planet that rains glass,

and there's this planet that has, it's all blue because it's got, I don't know, an argon atmosphere, and all that stuff. And I'm like, OK, that all makes sense. That's really cool they can discover. So that's the blue planet right there. And I'm like, okay, no, it makes that's really cool. They can discover, so that's the blue planet right there. That came out very fast. It came out very fast.

And this is also the one that rains molten glass. Is it? Yeah. And how far away is it? 63 light years. 63 light years away. And they tell it stuff. But then it's like, okay, I like having this conversation

with my kids and that's cool. But then at the same time, I read another thing by NASA. And it's like, oh, the new horizon satellite went by Pluto And looked at it with a fucking camera and it's like we think there might be water there It's that and it's like you've got a fucking camera right how do you know all this information about all these other fucking planets? But we don't even know we have remote control cars on Mars Digging holes in everything and they're still guessing what's there. But they can tell me what's on a planet

63 light years away. But they never, they never seen that side of it, they're having, they never seen the back of Pluto. Pluto, I feel like we're getting so close. They're looking at the front. They're probably looking at how light reacts on the surface of the front of whatever that blue planet is. They can see what the crap is in the way it moves.

But no one's seen the back of Pluto. As opposed to the planet that's 63 light years away, would you have a great view of the front and the back? That's what I'm getting again. No, we don't know what the back of that planet is. What's the information with astronomy that we, who's gonna prove wrong, right? Who's gonna say this thing doesn't,

this doesn't rain glass sideways all day long? If the planet doesn't spin in your view, then how would you ever see the back of it? You wouldn't see the back of it. Right, which is why the Pluto thing was cool from what I can tell and this is We speculating I am not a scientist What about Mars? Despite what you may think about me. Mars rotates on it And we can see it. We're on it all the time. You still don't know what's fucking there We have a sampling there where we're trying to we're they're active because the robot it's not easy to find

They're actively trying to find the ice in the water, right? Right? I'm not so I'm as if it's playing a six to three light years away. They go, oh, it definitely had ice. I'm gonna give my theory. Go ahead. And I know I always sound correct about science. So, remember, I'm not a scientist. I think with these planets that are far away, if they move such that they're between, they come between us and another star, we can observe the way the light comes through and the x-rays come around it. Pluto never comes between Earth and another star. We can observe the way the light comes through and the x-rays come around it. Pluto never comes between Earth and the Sun. And they're getting glass going sideways because of the fucking light going through the planet.

Right, and they're getting all this light. I think some dudes just took a creative writing class. It's what I think in NASA. And they got to him and, hey, we got this fucking boring planet, GB1621. Tell us what this one's like, because that one rains glass. And it goes sideways all day long. It just posted the manual for mass effect to it's probably Teddy

He just writes all this shit. Yeah later on. They'll just be like oh, we are wrong. It's actually this no one's gonna get mad They can be like look space is hard it actually rains donuts From this far away. It looks the same for some reason and it's like all the photos that we see of space and like nebula and all that all that stuff is like super retouched Mm-hmm. There's no color right in a lot of it. Well a lot of it's like they do false colors lower like radio spectrometry You know, it's a big part of space is whether it's red shifted or blue shifted So there must be color I read it. I read a defense of retouching Astronomical photos and they said well all these things are present

astronomical photos and they said, well, all these things are present, but the human eye is not great at capturing light on a cosmic scale. So it's like, this is what it really looks like, but the human eye can't perceive it that way. It's like, well, then it doesn't look like that. I mean, we're humans. We don't have any other fucking eyes. It really doesn't look like that. It was a moth flying in space or butterfly. That's what it would see. It's a moth in China, they'd say, that moth is 12 years old and we know its name. It's a moth right here, I don't see it, or where is it?

Where is it? I hear it. I think I read a thing, where if you took the whole light spectrum and made one bit California and the other end New York, the actual visible light that we can see would be like three nanometers. No. No.

Or like, something real tiny. Three nanometers or something real tiny. Something like just to put it across that we don't see anything. We hardly see anything. Yeah, I believe that. But that seems like such a crazy scale. Why, why couldn't it be that? Three nanometers is so tiny you across the country.

I don't think that there's that much more that we don't see. Do you see X-ray a gamma-ray and all that stuff? That's two. I see seven. That's a Y-sphere. You don't even know that. You're missing us. That's the point he's making. There can be other like rays you can't even think of because you're your tiny human mind can't perceive them. You know what? No, I made this week that I found out. Let me think. Let me think about this. What is going to happen this week? Was it out. Me think. What is going on here in this week? Was it the season finale of Walking Dead? Because that's what annoyed everybody else.

No, I've never seen anyone. Nobody watches this show anymore. It's like one of the most popular shows that's ever been. It's everyone I follow on Twitter. Oh, dude. Twitter exists just as well. I was scrolling past like, no way. Hashtag Walking Dead.

Oh my god. Yeah, but it's like, I think it's the most popular show on cable television. It makes me not want to watch it. You know it, it's weird. It's like the opposite effect of good marketing for some reason. I have the same opinion, I don't know if I said that on the podcast before, but it's like, it's the only show that the popularity of it makes me not want to watch it. It means you're so far away from being included on the joke or like the discussion.

And as time goes on, I get even further away and I'm just like not even gonna bother yeah and people only think it's cool if you watch it the next day it's like oh man I finally caught this that was crazy oh what are you doing I need to find people who in this company who watch walking dead you know who who is the biggest walking dead fan in the whole company uh jack I don't know you're correct a van a van yeah oh yeah she has a big fan she's a huge in the whole company. Uh, Jack. I don't know, I'll pick. You're correct. Avon.

Avon. Oh yeah, she has a big fan. She's a huge fan of us. She's got figures in her office. What's that? Yeah, she's walking dead like figures. I think she got fun watching TV. What is that?

I've placed my mind. Avon watches TV. Yeah. She loves walking dead. I think she likes Darryl a lot. He's the gruff dude with the crossbow. But anyway, I gotta find some people who watch walking dead and get them on here and tell I'll do a spoiler cast I'm walking dead and this fucking knockoff shirt. You got for the walking dead

Fear the walking dead is such a great concept Where they were gonna take the first year of the zombie apocalypse and tell a different story set in just the first year when everything is Falling apart and it's like you know zombies everything. But there's no fucking zombies in that show. There's more zombies in like year three in the walking dead. Then there are in the first like six days of the thing. Well, there would be more zombies in the world, it would be a zombie-filled world after years, where it's the first outbreak.

Yeah, it's just a couple of times. That's what happens. Everything pretty much went to shit pretty quickly in fear of the walking dead. It was like, there was like an episode or two where you're saying is right, where people are like, oh man, it's just like flu, what's going on, but then it's like, there's basically like 10% of the population is left pretty quickly. You know how alert, there's

a lot of people. You hate the Batman origin story. Go ahead. He hates it. He hates the origin of zombie stories. No, I like the Romero stuff. I think zombie origin stories, it's not about the same character over and over. I think the origin stories, it's not about the same character over and over. I think the problem Bernie has is you've heard the Batman story, you've heard the Superman story with zombies. It's always like a personal story about the characters involved in the movie. I like he should tell the part movies because I like to see what people do. Like who reacts the fastest?

Because they're like apocalypse movies at that point. I thought you were talking about how the zombies are made or why it happens. How they made? Yeah. Like what caused them? You're just saying like the origin of a zombie story? It's just like yeah, all people do with the apocalypse. That's so much more general than like a specific comic character. You guys ever played the game 60 seconds?

Yes. It's pretty fun game. So when you go in the closet with it? No. No, it's like a 50-foot-style house and you're, you get a nuclear alert like a national emergency that the bombs are on the way you have 60 seconds to grab whatever you can in your house nothing and put it in the shelter and then the game starts and you try to survive in the shelter based on all the stuff that you grab and you use your

family and then whatever supplies you got like yeah maybe you found a gun maybe you got food maybe water and then after you know there's missions that pop up like you know I'd have to leave and food, maybe water, and then after you know, there's missions that pop up Like you have to leave and go do stuff every now and then I guess it's really fun. I thought it was pretty fun too pretty cheap too It's like ten bucks on steam. Maybe ten bucks hose Yeah for smoke no for water All you always is like a universal directional invite device for gab and it's like smoke, water, everything just diverged to this hose. It's just bendy pipe, isn't it?

We use pipes for everything. Yeah. So if you had a hose in a nuclear shelter, what do you just get water from the hose? Well, I mean, it wouldn't array it immediately with it. So do you think you have like a tap inside your? What's a hose attached to you? That's what I'm trying to get to.

Is it attached to something inside the nuclear shelter? No. Outside the nuclear shelter. So it comes in through a, you crack the door, during the nuclear winter, is that what you did? And you let a hose run through the crack in the door? What on the look? You wait till after the shock wave,

and then you just crack the door a little. A little bit, just a little bit. You know, not big enough for radiation to get through just big enough for water to get through You have to worry though guys about smoke getting into the hose You do get smoke will find the hose and get it's way well if it's sealed tight with water It's your choice of oxygen though, right? Is your issue that the whole house will be blown away? No, it's nuclear fallout outside of it. It's just it'll get gamy. You'll get gamy literally gamy Out outside of it. It's just they'll get gamy. You'll get gamy literally. Gamy. You'll get gamy radiation. You'll be gammied. Yes, you will get you'll get gamy

I reckon a lot of people have like storage tanks of water. Don't they? Oh Yeah, I would imagine let's see oxygen right I mean if you have you you have no air to breathe I mean if you put like just a hose there and you just you have the air hose. I was thinking. Uh, is it that much? Are you still fucked? If you breathe irradiated air or air for me? It is just a little bit though. You don't breathe a little bit. You breathe a lot.

It's like, it's a small. How does breathing out of the hose go again? Show me that again. I was, ah. You're really funny. You miss what I'm sure will be a great gift. I don't want that Brenner under the apocalypse. He's like, he's on the pale, he's in the shotgun.

No, it's the air, there would go. Like, you'd be thought, you, you have no air to breathe. Right, you'd have to have like some kind of filtration system. Oh, who has that in there like closet? Well, who has a show up? Some people who build a bottom shelter, build that. Yeah, you think that, okay, but if you were the guy who didn't think of that, you did everything else.

He had the water and the shelter. You'd be a pretty fucking stupid guy. No, it's stupid. You had a lot to cover and you just forgot about that one part. You don't really have that much to cover. Air, water, food, you, guns, waste. Waste, there's a lot. Excrement will be out of living thing. It's's just we're gonna be living quarters gonna live there

You just open the door real fast and three shit out You don't think of air I'm saying it's just it's just not one of the things in your everyday life that you'll just think of when you're putting Together about that I need you get in your everyday life. You don't think about building a bomb shelter This is an exception to your everyday. I know but I'm a bomb so I'm gonna think all right What do I use in my everyday life? I'm just like, air's not gonna come to the top. In your everyday life, do you have five years of like canned corn? Do you have that too?

Or is that like part of the preparation? So you can buy useful in my apartment. I have pans, that's what I would have. Can you buy something that turns piss back into drinkable war? That's a good way to ask the piss. Cause I would bring that. They have it, but I don't know.

I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the space station all the time. If you evaporate piss, does the piss go in the steam? No, I don't think so. So you could evaporate. That's how you separate the different compounds. I think that's how you did it with sea waters, isn't it?

I think you evaporate the water out and the salt stays. What's pee? It's like water and uric acid and ammonia? Yeah, I believe that is it, right? Or might piss them like a cat, basically. I believe you. What's in pee? I believe we're correct. or my I'm like a cat basically what's in P I'm right or correct My friend getting salt to like spice food

Well, if you need to drink seawater you need to boil it and collect the evaporated steam I think to drink it. What do you think was the follow to what's in P? Can you drink P? What's in peeps candy? All right? About 91 to 96% of urine consists of water. You can actually drink urine. It's sterile It's not you keep saying that the can actually drink urine, it's sterile. It's not. You keep saying that. The end of your penis makes it not sterile.

No, shit. It's sterile in your bladder, but your d- No, I'll make it. You can't say, Jeremy. Let him think it. So your mouth makes it non sterile when you put it in your mouth, too. What?

We're not with nop, John. Does it matter like how close you've been to like a, you know, like the man? So let me ask you, look at this question. Let me ask you a question. What are the germs on the end of your penis? If they don't come from urine, what are the germs that your penis just produces?

Like what are you doing down there? It's just everyday germs, you encounter, right? But your hands and your mouth have everyday germs too. Yeah, but you can do this. Like what are the special penis? You ate steaks that this man made. Reminding you this right now. No, it's just, one of the special penis you eight stakes that this man made reminding you What's that you have a dirty butt like fellow jobs?

Yeah, because my butt's connected to my colon where there's bacteria That's the thing. It's like you you wash your your junk in the shower. It's not touching anything else all day It's I think it's like it's heavily protected. That's the cleanest part of your body No, you know sometimes what it's like your hands disgusting Your urine isn't what's making your penis dirty. What is it? Dirty knob sometimes right if you sit on a bog you're not just gonna get day go go ahead I know what you're saying. Yeah, I can't fall into the bowl. You're dick so big They're just fucking rolls around in the water. We've all been there not in the war

But I've hit the in a in a bowl. You hit like dipping down the water? We've all been there. No, in the water, but I've hit the in a bowl. You hit the ceramic? Yeah, and I immediately have to have a shower. Do you ever think like other people hit that same spot, is you? It's like your dick brothers. Would it matter to you like what part? Like would you be more comfortable drinking the very like the first third of the piss?

Or like the middle or the very end? Anybody want to know what's in the piss? That doesn't matter. What does that mean? The blood of chants will up anyway. What's in it? But it's like you get rid of the first part. It's like all the, all like the old giz.

91 and 96% of urine consists of water. urine also contains an assortment of inorganic salts and organic compounds, including proteins, hormones, and a wide range of metabolites in the drinks. Metabolites sound like an alien race. It sounds like a by range of metabolites. We don't want to drink hormones. Metabolites sound like an alien race. It sounds like a byproduct of your metabolism. Like when you break down stuff. If we want to call the byproduct metabolism,

I don't know, metabolites. Metabolites. That's fine. You ever have to drink out of a hose outside, you know, you're like 13, turn on a hose. No, it's a thing though. This is the lowest one. You don't drink the water.

You don't drink the water. You don't drink the water that comes out immediately. Good, it's low, little bit. It's low a little bit. It's low a little bit. And then you start drinking. Or you wait for it to not smell bad. Yeah, so you're not going to drink the first part of the urine.

You'll let it go a little bit. No, I kind of see what you mean. And there's the money urine. Yeah. You shouldn't drink out of a hose outside regardless. You shouldn't be drinking urine. Yeah, I mean, if you're a kid, you're going to get a hose. Let me tell you something.

Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. If you're the point you're like, well, you're drinking urine because you're that desperate for water or fluids, you are not going to care about some knob germs. At that point, you are correct. You are correct. You are if it kills you and you vomit.

Or if you vomit. You have knob germs? Yeah, if it makes you throw up, then you're doing even more dehydrate. I was on your side until now. If you are dying of dehydration and you're only option to drink piss, you're gonna be okay with it.

You'll be okay with that. Does that mean if you have a gem that makes you vomit, you will lose more water than you had to begin with? It's the only shot, man. Gavin, does that mean if you had a limited amount of soap, you would only wash your knob? Because you have to like, make it last as long as possible if that's like the key to like healthy drinking

You're drinking a big mug of piss The hard part of like keeping it down is not the germs I mean you're drinking a glass of piss Hard part I think it was hold that's the biggest hurdle. I couldn't drink it warm if it was called what I could probably get it I think it's like bad beer Like aig of mint. Over ice. You could drink P over ice. Yeah.

Because then you're just like you're distracted by the coldness. Yeah. What would you do if it would have to be you're an ice cube, though? I like that you're dehydrating so bad. You have to drink piss, but yet you have ice. Oh my god. Yeah, I can't. We can't. We can't. We can't.

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We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't drink piss, but yet you have ice.

We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. It's lower. I think it's like 20 inch way lower because so it makes What I it makes ice cold it? It's a great lower water of water So you know I found out 28.4 degrees that annoys me 20.4 so there's no parts of the ocean that are I guess an article is like the only place where it's 28.4 for the water temperature. Yeah, or the Arctic as well Not for long. We're leading our interview cap real Because you fucking flies that jet around everywhere What were you saying? Gavin was in the middle of the 80. What did you see? Oh? Annoyed me. Yes

Map of the world right mm-hmm. Go ahead box Yep, yep, yeah, what's wrong with the map of the world? Let's get up a map of the world Just map of the earth whatever whatever Wave your hand and shit happens. You're taking my second look at it. What's wrong with the map of the world? It's a goal. I'm pulling it up. Don't feel I.

It's the life for scale. Yeah, do that first one. We have, not that one. But first one. The last one you want isn't it? Something that looks more... Got that one. That's not right.

That's the squashed one. See, a lot of them are like Greenland is. Yeah, that's that's not right. It's a squashed one See a lot of them are like Greenland is yeah, that's well. That's the thing in it is the in it. They are Like you're fucking boy. Yeah, it's just alive. Everything's misshapen in the wrong shape and look so like if you're You're sailing around The wrong side That's it because of the top of the globe The problem size. So that's it, because the top of the globe, the problem is the wrong size. That's the wrong size.

It's the wrong size. The problem I have is Greenland is not at the top of the globe. We're also looking at an arbitrary angle. Yeah, because we picked the equator and the... Right, it's like if you look at it from space, Europe's this isn't the way it fucking looks, you could be looking at it from any angle. Anyway, Greenland up there.

What do you mean? That's just the way, I mean, Greenland up there is the white one. And in reality, if you compare it to Africa, Greenland is a 14th the size of Africa. But on that map, it's like half the size. They did this for people who had to sail between, you know, I just did it for like navigating. Nobody has to do that anymore though, we can fuck it fix it.

But more than half of the time when they searched for it were the ones that you wanted. There's a, you want to delete all versions of these maps from the internet? What's wrong with this? I don't know what's wrong in the map, tell. There's a website. I know the bit about it, we're taking a globe and representing it to you. Yeah, it's a stuff to top of the bottom.

Directly represent a globe, the bit's flat. But that one is biased anyway, to Europe and to the North. Everything North is stretched. Like Russia is way bigger than it actually is in this. Let me ask you a question real quick. Is a globe also biased in that way? No. Just maps.

Just that map. Like the map with that name. Who is it? I don't know. Mercator map. Mercator map. But they specifically made it in order to help people, like yeah, it was for like navigate.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, but as a website, it's like the true, it shows you the true size where you can actually drag a country down to the equator and it shrinks to the actual size that it is based because it's warped because of the north. But it's really cool. It's like China's massive, Russia's not as big as it looks. Canada is not as big as it looks. But you're like, Canada looks gigantic. big as it looks. You really can't. It looks gigantic.

Yeah. So, but a globe is right. Well, a globe is, yeah, that's right. But maps of Bollocks. So I can just go to Bollocks. I can just go to Bollocks. Is what you're saying? Yeah, look at that.

Why can't they just, what instead of doing the whole dragon countries around, why don't they just make a 3D globe on a computer screen? You mean Google Earth? Should they go, sure? Yeah. But nobody whips out Google Earth when they quickly. Yeah, so they're going to your website where they're like...

So grab a Greenland up there. So you can type Greenland in that search box. I recommend it. Greenland? Yeah. And it will outline Greenland. Now look at the size of that. Now drag it down to the equate in next to Africa.

I've never seen a map of Greenland's that big. Honestly, look there. Look how big that is compared to the United Africa. I've never seen a map or greenland zapping. Honestly, look how big that is compared to the United States. I've never seen that map before. Yeah, they can drag it down to Africa working on it. It's just moving the map around. I don't understand. What, there you go.

There it goes. Look, look at this. It's tiny. I don't understand what you, do you just want these wiped off the face of the earth? No, I'm just like, I want to look at a map and be like, how big is that country? There are other maps where you can do that. It is crazy crazy though you look at that map and you look at the equator

um and grab Russia I'm assuming we're saying the equator falls in the right place how much of the land mass of the planet is above the equator versus below the equator most of Africa is above the equator grab grab Russia and drag it over the US is that right? what? is that the equator on that thing? that's not what the equator is that's the interesting one. What? Is that the equator on that thing?

That's not what the equator is. That's equator. Why are you calling it the equator? Equator. Equator, what do you say? Equator. All right. Equator.

Well, do it again. I wanna see Russia. We got what do it, this is like a little game now. Right, Russia. Drag that over the US. Over the US? Yeah, the US is right there. What do you think is right there? No. Got it, you got this, I got faith in you. Drag it over the US. Over the US? Yeah, the US is right there. What do the US is right there?

No. You got it. You got this. I got faith in you. Drag it over. Not as big. Not as big. It's bigger in the US.

No, I know it's bigger than the US. This is not as big as it is over there. It's even massive over there. I don't know if you could tell from those where the US is. It's where you are right now. You're a mech then. Just put it over Mexico. Anyway, that was annoying.

I was like, man, my entire life up at this point has been a lie. I trusted those sizes on my life. I mean, listen, Gavin, I totally understand what you're saying, but this is not, I don't feel like this is new information. For me, it's brand new information. You didn't know that, like, Greenland was the wrong size on normal maps.

Why would I ever need to know that? Oh, I just, I learned that when I learned maps. Oh, really? Yeah. So they were like, this is the map of the earth, by the way, Greenland is wrong. But I disagree with you guys Yeah. So they were like, this is the map of the earth, by the way, green is wrong. But I disagree with you guys that it's arbitrary, that you can look at the map from any angle.

To me, you can either look at it. So the way it's now, the way the flip does say it. The problem I have is we're typically center it on the Atlantic Ocean to put North America and Europe in front of you. Because Europe is made up of that. Right, but it's like,

and you could pick any arbitrary point, and then further extrapolating from that, why do we always put North up? That's not necessary to you. You look at the planet from that why do we always put north up that's not necessary True you look at the planet from outer space and there is no up. It's just a ball I would argue that if I had to pick an orientation for the globe in a map either the south pole or the north pole would be up There what we don't even do what would you put it up it doesn't matter? I know it was kind of matters But do you other planets have a north in a south?

Do other yes because we talk about the poles again and Brandon, you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we are floating around dangerous, we don't have the polar ice caps of, but it's magnet for us. I mean, there's just some stuff that would make an elusive complicated. Like we say the earth's on an axis,

but it's really not, right? Like, if the equator just like shifted in degrees, we could say that this is what the earth actually looks like as it revolves around the sun, right? Is that what you prefer? Like you're more accurate. It's also been confusing. You don't look at the map as tilted. That's true, right?

Whenever you see a globe, it's always... So it's like tilted? Is it just the way the planet, when you look at it in a globe, and then like a... It's the planet spins this way. Does that, is that what generates the magnetic field that goes from pole to pole? I don't think the spinning has anything to do with the magnetism. So what creates the magnetism?

Unlike Brandon Paul. No, I think you're right. Gavin, I think it is. The spinning that creates it. Shrug. And the effect that has on the core of the earth and that creates the magnetic field. Ask the Northern Canyon.

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But how the fuck can we not tell what's in the planets right fucking around? We know I was made off if that's the fucking case because light doesn't hit them Like nowhere near them like this because we haven't seen their backside What it really comes down to with that map crap is that a Africa's massive It's a big space. Yeah, yeah, I like little like weird facts about the like What was the one we talked about where Cairo is further north than what? Is it further north or Rome is further north than New York or Kyros for the North?

And it was trivia written down on a piece of paper. Although the plate shifting stuff is always like, like India is in a massive slow motion collision with the rest of Asia. Yeah. Like it's just the biggest collision that you could imagine and it's happening right in front of us But we're so our lifespans are so sure Yeah, we're all looking for the North and New York Which is the south of Europe and then like Madagascar was like tagging along with India

They're on their way and then they got caught. Yeah, it's too much. Yeah, Brandon and I are both on the same focus Yeah, I'm starting to think that too much of me. I'm starting to wonder That up to beyond my head. I think we just ramp it up. We're like a you ramp it way down catalyst. What's looking at me? You said something. So it I feel like all of a sudden now we're hearing about people finding parts of that Malaysia Airlines flight. Like a madagascar and like off the Eastern coast of Africa now.

It seems like every week it's like, oh possible need a brief. Found yeah, because it's just eventually floating to the coast because it went down in the coast of Africa now. It seems like every week, it's like, oh, possible need a brief round. Yeah, because it's just eventually floating to the coast because it went down in the middle of the ocean. Maybe. Maybe. Yeah, so I feel like it's just. Gus, we agree. That was just a pilot who turned off the transponder.

No idea. A wall pilot. You're not, no. No, can I get to it? Where is it? You can speculate. It's not like Gus Cirola makes official. I mean, in a clue, what is it? can you can speculate it's not like Gus Sarola makes official I mean like in a place it is in the cockpit itself. It's probably a fuse

Like there's a bunch of fuses overhead and if they like turn it off. That's how um That's how you can turn off the Transponder or the was that what's called the back? Okay, yeah, but it varies playing by plane I don't know where it is in that specific one Mm-hmm, but like in that FedEx flight from the air disaster Yeah, that's what they do they break the he trips the fuse to try to turn off the CVR What oh the engineer sought and then Plugged it back in Gus and I were talking about air disasters the show about you know playing crashes and poor Eddie

Revis was next to us and he was just like an excruciating pain just sitting there having to hear everything He was freaking him out. I felt bad. Yeah, I was like I'm bad enough because he was talking about it. I was like oh an excruciating pain just sitting there having to hear everything because it was freaking him out. I felt bad. Yeah, I was like, oh, he was talking about it. I was like, oh, sorry if you're never sly or anything at all. He's like, oh yeah. It's really, that's funny. So did you hear it happened again?

A United Airlines flight attendant in Houston today deployed the emergency escape slide raft. Oh, she said she was sick of it and left. Yeah, the guy or guy or guy. Oh, oh, a female She was just sick of it and left. Yeah, they're... Oh, a female fighter tenant. They haven't disclosed anything else about her. I guess they landed, pulled up to the gate,

and she just opened the emergency exit and jumped out. That's it. She's fucking had it, huh? She's out. These people spend their entire career wanting to do this. It must be so suss- Yeah, but no, you can't.

Absolutely. It's really dangerous, right? I mean, you can break an arm. That jet blue guy, he, uh, you went to jail, right? Yeah, no, it's... You can't be crazy fine? Yeah, when you jail, nothing that jet blue guy. He went to jail right? Yeah, no it's crazy fine Yeah, we jailed him. We went to prison. But he went to jail It's like 20% of people who go down one of those if there's you know you have to let deploy it

They're gonna have like some kind of serious injury and they never get down a jelly mountain as a kid I don't know. I don't I don't think they ask you that before you jump What the fuck is a Jelly Mountain? It's like a bouncy castle, it's a pyramid. It's got grip on the edges that you get up and then you slide down the other bits. You know, if it's not a Jelly Mountain? I barely know. Oh, is that just sitting?

I'm never even heard of it. I'm never even heard of it. A Jelly Mountain. It's a Jelly Mountain, isn't it? It's probably like a specific brand of something from your neighbor. There's the photo of the brand of something from your game. There's the photo of the plane that she jumped out of. They had to delay the plane for 40 minutes

to reinspect it. Yeah, imagine being like the guys about to board that for the next fly out and you just see the door fly off and the emergency shoe open. You must be like, well, that's it, delayed then. Yeah, you're like, fuck dammit. So was she just disgruntled? She has just do some out.

They have not given any further detail It just happened this morning. Okay. I mean the guy that did last time he just drove home, right? He just like yeah, just shot out in the car left jelly mountain does not return on on Google does not return what you're talking about See why you're just L. L. Y Okay, yeah jelly mountain is like there's a book the secret of jelly mountain No, you know, there it is if you do an image search for jelly mountain. There's the one image. Oh, it's tons of them. Right? Is that it? It's a jelly mountain.

I'm not Google image search. I got like one thing. I've got at least three here. I got a bunch of mountain views. I got a bunch of mountain dew stuff too for some reason. I feel left out. Yeah, you should. Gavin, Gavin, jelly mountain.

But there was also another story speaking of emergency exits, emergency slides. I think we've talked about a very similar story in the past, but it happened again. Someone in China was on the plane for the first time. There was a line for the bathroom. So they found another bathroom that had no line. It was emergency exit. Really?

There were still on the ground, right? There was still on the ground. Which I can't believe people are up and there's a line for the bathroom while the plane's taxing and they opened up the emergency exit and deployed the slide. Good Lord. You can't undo that. You know, I mean, it's a slide.

Slide when you shoot all the toothpaste out of the tube. It's not going back in. Now coming back in. Yeah. I don't think I'm going to take off and put an out of order sign on that emergency exit for the slide. So 50-year-old Chinese woman who said it was her first time on board a plane and she thought there was another bathroom there. I think there it is. Wow, that's crazy. What do you think about Alaska buying Virgin America by the way?

People are very loyal to Alaska. People are very loyal to Virgin, but because they say it's like a super customer service oriented, super flyer friendly airline, but I feel like I've always had very positive experiences with the last airline as well. So does that mean that Virgin is now in the one model alliance? Not yet, I mean, they just announced it today. So it'll take time, but eventually I would think so.

That's pretty cool. That is cool. That's pretty cool. Depressing, because I think the other day I saw it was like Virgin top ranked airline again, you know, in terms of customer satisfaction. It was today that it came out today. Oh okay, and then it was like the next thing I saw

virgin bot and I was like, oh great, all that was that, but. I don't remember. Are you at all surprised by the fact that Alaska had the money to buy virgin? Yeah, like is Alaska that big in their lines? They fly, they fly a lot of places, right? Like where right now? I mean, you think it's just like, Alaska that big They fly a lot of places right like where right now? I mean you think it's just like people do a last but like no no they

They drag Alaska down on the map. It's still really big That's a lot of area to cover The Southwest you know South West you know they fly like you know Tons of places now it's not just like's... Alaska flights to Austin. There you go. Austin, Seattle, not even Alaska. It's not the way to Seattle. I was on the way to Alaska.

But I was never, I always wish that there were more Virgin flights out of Austin, because from Austin, you can only fly to San Francisco. Well, they have nothing but good things in my version. They're opening up that second terminal. What? They go in there in the Austin airport. There's no such thing.

They already fly out of the main terminal. Well, it's, they call it a terminal. It's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no,

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there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, not a ladder, you know, the stair ladder. They deploy the emergency flight. You climb a jelly mountain to get into the plane. It is the cheapest, it is the cheapest terminal that you could imagine, but like they're going to add a whole bunch of more flights out of the Austin Airport. At the opposite end of cheap flights, I was talking to Gavin about this earlier. There's a new company that's trying to reintroduce supersonic flights between the United States and Europe. So the world has been without supersonic travel. What happens many is, do you notice a difference

if you're inside the Concord with the previous consumer supersonic flight? I thought as a kid I had ridden the Concord for like, I would have told everyone I knew that I rode the Concord then years then years later I realized that would have been like a $3,000 ticket for a kid to Europe that my high school or my high school teacher parents would have never bought But I just was convinced we had flown on the concord at one point. It's a different experience

The mom lied to me like super steep takeoff. Well what happens? Yeah, especially you take off in France What what happens after you pass the speed ofoff. Well, what happens? Yeah, especially if you take off in France. What happens after you pass the speed of sound? Like, can you, is there eye noise? Is there eye noise? Let me tell you, it's a little different from what I do. It starts burning up. I don't know, you don't hear anything when you pass the speed of sound.

I think you're in front of it. Everyone else does. Right? And what happens when you slow down back below the speed of sound? Does it catch up to you? You're not dragging the tear of sound the whole way. Yeah, you are.

But you've already gone through sound. You're still dragging it. You drag it the whole time. Yeah, when somebody passes overhead going at the speed of sound, like if they're going mock 1.2 and they go over your head, it's gonna sound. So it's making a sound the entire time. Yeah, that's why they can't do it

over the continental United States because it would just drag a sonic boom with you I thought it was like boom and you're done now you're going fast and So I'm gonna hit the barrier. Yeah, no you drag it the whole time. What's the boom? Huh? What's the boom? Sonic boom. Yeah, I got you. I know the term to what is it? What do you mean what causes the sound? What is it when you go about the speed of sound? Thanks guys, all right. Is that what you is that the absolute? I'm curious what causes? When you go about the speed of sound. Thanks guys. Alright. Is that the out-sphere of the curious one? I'm curious. What causes?

And then you get like the vapor cone on the front. You're just driving all the things. What causes the big sound? Why is there that sound? Is it... You're moving so fast that you're creating a vacuum where the air collapses back in or you're going... What is it? I've known about this all my whole life and I can't explain to you what causes it

I'm looking on how stuff works talk on If you like go pass it slow down pass it slow down would be like boom boom boom boom boom There was there was a great video of like of course Russia where they did a flyby and hit the speed of sound and it shattered every Fucking window in a building that was right there. It was amazing I was amazing. It was in a shot. I was in Brazil. I thought. Oh, it was Brazil. Yeah.

I just see what everything that happens is crazy is in Russia or China. The boom is the wake of the plane's sound waves. All of the sound waves that would have normally propagated ahead of the plane are combined together. So first you hear nothing, then you hear the boom they create. Does it follow it? I'm trying to catch up. I'm reading a lot here.

So they say it's like being on the shore of a smooth lake when a boat speeds past. There's no disturbance to the water as the boat comes by, but eventually a large wave from the wake rolls onto the shore. So the sound that's supposed to be in front of the plane is behind the plane with all the sound that's normally supposed to be behind the plane. But that's what you get with normal planes. And it stacks.

If you look at a plane in the sky, the sound is coming from right behind it. What you're describing does not like anything special, it just sounds like an extra loud plane. That's what that sounds like to me. It sounds like it's just like a little bit louder. Well, the reason I was asking the regional question, there was an episode of air disasters and the plane was basically flying engines full blast down. It was just going.

And once they passed the speed of sound according to the show, everything went silent. And they didn't elaborate. They didn't elaborate. They started up like 40,000 feet and then they just turned on the velocity and the planes a lot different than a person Well, you know, his sound you wouldn't hit it though because the thrust is constantly Okay, thrust and it's a very aerodynamic thing one of the things that causes terminal velocity where you can't fall any faster Is that surface area with the air differential will overcome gravity?

Yeah, you're not gonna be accelerating just enough drag however a plane cuts cuts through that. Life is so normal playing can go the speed of sound. A normal plane could fall out of the sky faster than you could. Yes. Pizzabies, I mean, it gravity will be pulling it down and accelerating it as well as the engines. You don't have the air pressure pushing back up as much as you do on a flat surface. When you're flying most planes, even non-super sonic planes,

you're relatively close to the speed of sound. Like you're flying off-strily, you're flying at like Mach.9. So you only perspective for that. And to you see another plane fly by sound like you're flying Australia you flying it like mock point nine So you only perspective for that until you see another plane fly by Because you're just looking at clouds and it's kind of like this. They're kind of rolling by one time I was flying from New York to Seattle and they just like went right over Canada Which was way smaller? So it was right over Canada and I was like looking at the window and it was it was winter so it was everything was white And I'm looking and I saw a plane

It was winter, so everything was white. And I'm looking and I saw a plane far enough away, but it was in a flight path coming the other direction, like coming to Seattle to New York. That thing went by so fucking fast. It's just you don't have any perspective for it. Do you got something that's relatively in your airspace? It went by, it's like we were going 500 miles an hour, it was going 500 miles an hour, it was like,

it's like a bullet. And it was from that moment where I was like man ahead on collision mid air You would know absolutely nothing about it. You would be dead before you could hear you might hear the sound of the plane coming I don't think you would Might that that happened once Did it in over Brazil? It was a brazil air flight and a Small private jet was it head-on or did one just over? Oh, wow.

It wasn't exactly head-on, they clipped wings. It said at the speeds that they were going, it's like they would have had like one second of a reaction time from, he's had to spec off in the distance to it. It's passed on. We pilots have a thing they do where they're supposed to steer like in a certain direction.

So if you're like, you get the warning, you just immediately do that. And I don't know what it is. You dive down to the right. Signal. So one guy, like, one guy the warning, you just immediately do that. I don't know what it is. Like you dive down to the right signal. So one guy, like one guy dives down to the right. He's going this way. One guy dives down the right. He's going this way. So you'll miss each other always. But that's the thing. Everybody dives down to the, unless you're going to be in. I don't know if it's down into the right. And then you turn on to the left. What's that? Yeah, no, see, no. And so that applies to wherever you are as well.

Like the rules of driving carry over to the rules of walking. Right? Okay, I have to repay the a. It's easy. So I'm where else with it, but. I'm not talking about playing. I'm talking about walking. Wish you're walking to the end, which congratulations.

But the rules of driving, those are also the rules of walking where you are. Like when you're going to pass someone, you should never do that thing where you're like, trying to get around somebody and they're trying to get around you and you're doing that little dance. In America, everyone should just go to the right. pass someone, you should never do that thing where you're like, trying to get around somebody and they're trying to get around, you're doing that little dance. In America, everyone should just go to the right. That's what you should do,

because that's the side you're supposed to walk on. So if you're coming at someone, they should go to their right and you should go to your right. Correct? Concent. Okay, okay, that's common sense. Yeah, see, I didn't realize until I moved here, though, that's what you did.

No, the animation department knows that by the way. I didn't, I didn't think I had a wet, a wet specific way. What's, what I moved here, like you always collided with you, and you're like, move the other way, Nobody in the animation department knows that by the way. I didn't think I had a wet specific way. What's, what I moved here, like you always was colliding with you and you're like, move the other way and I was like, I guess I do go to the left.

You were coming up the stairs. You always come up the stairs in Ralph Albonato the wrong way. You always on the left side of the staircase. This is the staircase. You can be like three people in this. There's always like, whenever you travel internationally to a place that when you're driving outside the road,

there's, I feel like there's always a day of adjustment a day of oh right I need to be walking on the other side. Yeah, it's like the toothpaste rule When you switch toothpaste is weird for a day and then it's normal It's exactly like the toothpaste rule. I'm gonna call it the toothpaste rule from now on whenever I tell you Yeah, like you change two bases like oh the next time literally the next time you like Normal toothpaste. Yeah, the next time like that's not who told you this rule. I've just learned this rule through life. See, it's made up.

I called it a rule. It's just the same rule applies to the two past. No, no, it's the toothpaste rule. Anything that takes a day now? Toothpaste rule. We just Gavin just invented it. Not even a day once. You do it once.

Toothpaste rule. Hey, hey, hey, I'll see you next toothpaste day. I'll see you next toothpaste rule. It's just really abrupt at first and, you do it once. You pay for all the things. Hey, hey, bruh, it's changed. I'll see you next toothpaste it. You next toothpaste rule. It's just really abrupt at first, and then you instantly forget it. I can't think of anything else aside from toothpaste that that's like that. You can't, you don't think that's just you?

I have probably used a hundred different toothpaste in my life, I've never once thought about. No, your tongue has been. You've got a hundred toothpaste rules. That's crazy. Your tongue has short termterm memory of like, but then it's gone and I say, what's wrong with toothpaste?

It's different. It's a different flavor. You're expecting, you don't know, you don't consciously think it. Whatever you put toothpaste on your toothbrush, you're expecting last night's flavor. You're expecting last night's flavor. I'm expecting mint and I'm getting what? Like ground beef? What are flavors of toothpaste do you use it's like a 10 year old toothpaste?

Gavin's brushing his teeth with Like the giant blue is essentially the same the different tastes completely different. Nope Some days like bubble gum if it's for kids Original like shitty ultra white chalky toothpaste. Or like you make your baking soda a lot of. Freaking Rembrandt. Is that what that is?

Yeah. Original toothpaste? No, no, it's like $30 and there's like barely any paste and it's disgusting. The Rembrandt? Yeah. Awful. What a color.

Rembrandt, that's a weird name for toothpaste. It's just supposed to, it's just gonna let you know that this is really fucking expensive toothpaste. Guys's just it's just it's just gonna let you know that this is really fucking expensive toothpaste guys good news I Can't prepare for the video today I've been bugged about this for weeks You know I'm talking about I know what you're talking about I'm talking about the bird bag Right the bird bag what and uh I lost rumors about this. I lost it. I was meant to open it the week after our Podcast where I said I'd done it back at 3.51, 18 months ago.

And uh, oh god. No. Found it. So that's a bag that Gavin, do we want to have a video? Let's have a close up on this. This is what I wrote on it. The day I made it. Bag of burp, April 15th.

It's almost exactly two years ago. 2014 and I signed it. And I got a video that goes along with it. You want to play a video? Let's play the video. Let's see Gafford signature one more time. Here's how he signs checks. Okay.

It's my final day in this building. This is about to move to stage six. Five, looking close. That's what I'm talking about. Stage six is a video website. All right, good. Hello. So this is our last day in the down, bloody down south office.

Everyone's here today. Here's the down town. Boxed everywhere. I'm all gonna do, right? Yeah. You've lost the idea I'm doing yet? You got a bag. You're gonna put your lunch in it?

I'm gonna get a burp into this bag and seal it. And just seal it up and seal it every time. When are you gonna open it? I don't know. I don't know. Like next year at some point. Alright. Here we go. Sweet. Alright, let me get it

All right Did you do it you were just like this is it all right So hang on to that hey, I'm drinking what you do is I'll ride it with a shot. These hmm Who's got a shot probably Probably upfront. No, front desk. Front desk. Thank you. Nice. Nice. Bag of the...

Put your name on it and sign the date. put the date on it. What's the date? It's a April I think it's 15 Dude fucking Let's play it's one year old today. Oh, yeah congratulations. You perfected it back on the one year anniversary Also put the year on Kevin. Oh, yeah, 20 14 There you go Alright, it's my iPhone 5 recording is here's my bag of burp next to birdies head For scale yeah, and I will keep keep full to this all right, and you're gonna lose that in one day Okay, and it took you longer than a day, but you did lose it. We found it. It's not very full, but I guess I only did one mouthful of

Bup into there. Right, you don't want a lot of like normal air in there. You have not. It's been sealed in the back of your years. Yeah, so that was the purpose brain. Why did I know about? The station earlier, he scored him in there. He used it. He lost it out then he burped again. I don't know Yeah, I don't know obviously you don't know I'm obviously make king me You want to smell it? No a two-year-old burp You've never had a chance to smell the two-year-old burp in your life Now here's the question I'm gonna vomit. Yeah me too. That's why I'm bringing them so when you use when you use the bathroom You don't notice a difference and then you'll leave and then you come back and all of you use the bathroom, you don't notice a difference.

And then you'll leave, and then you come back, and all of a sudden the bathroom smells terrible. You ever had that happen to you? No. We talked about it. You get used to it. But when you go to the bathroom, it's the pool rule. It's a pool rule. When you take a pool, you don't smell that bad to you.

But then you leave, and you come back in like 20 minutes later because you forgot something in the bathroom. It was because you'll no smelled new stuff. Resets it. There you go. Do you think now you can smell, you'll know now what your burps smell like because you've had some distance from this. Yeah, absolutely. So now this is like, this is how bad your burps smells.

I mean, this is in a bathroom and it still stinks 20 minutes later by the way. It's too cruel. If you don't have a fan, you can get a look at that. It dissipates anyway. All right, let's smell this. How long do you have the bathroom? How long does it take you can get a look at that. It dissipates anyway. All right, let's smell this. How long do you take a poop? Not that long, a couple minutes. It's a couple minutes.

You're in and out. Some of them are their fucking phones and everything. 45 minutes, probably. Some of the circumstances, like, at work or at home. So here's my question. OK, it wants to, is it just me sniffing it? It's you. I'm writing there with you.

You want to get involved at the same time? Tune on 43, pass me the bag. I'm gonna, what am I living for at this point? I was sniffing and passing immediately to you. No, we've got to, we've got to be right by it. We've got to be right by it. I'm just talking about the little lift. I don't want to breathe my beer on him to like,

yep, yep, don't cross contamination. Yeah, it's contamination. Okay, ready to get the knob germs. Close it up a little bit after this. Here we go. I'm just gonna eat, eat a little bit out. Do it. Oh, oh, oh.

Oh. Alright, alright, alright. Let me hit this. That's smelly thing. It's mental though. It just smells plastic. Yeah. I, I got I didn't get it Dumb is dumb as he's for a minute of all time. Oh, we have pizza here. I just know the pizza. It's nothing Well that down what a disappointment. Oh, it's no

Well, this isn't a Ziploc bread bag What this like a generic the Ziploc bread bag. What? This is like a generic Ziploc bag. Well, yes. What is it? It's not a seal. It's a seal. It's a guy. You should have put it in a Tupperware.

Is this what the guy with the, do you remember shit condom guy? Is this what he did? Oh, God. Welcome to the Rushi podcast where none of us know what a sonic boom is, but all of us now know what a two-year-old burp smells like. I like, that was a great moment. I've pried where I looked on the monos and I saw my butt bag being passed around and we were laughing at sniff.

I was really proud of that moment. Complete let down, like nothing came of that. Two years in the mid-age. But I'm glad we did it. It was a good test. Two years. Yeah. I came looking at those the last day at a... Ruffalo, NATO. It was literally the last day.

That's really weird to me. I always associate this moving here in late May, but we were moving in mid-April. It was right after our anniversary. I think that's how I always think about it. And that was actually the church, that's staircase by the way, was the most expensive part of the build out.

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set and so the set didn't change or anything. Well, the cows changed. The cows changed. Couch got somewhat smaller upgraded. And last week the table changed. Yeah, let me read another the table. The table was very satisfying. Here, let me read another one. Let me tell you what's holding that very pretty well. When I'm mind everyone, this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by Blue Apron. You need to know how to cook. Not only do you feel like you know your way around the kitchen, but cooking at home means eating healthier and saving money instead of ordering expensive take-out again.

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That's not a bad job. Nice. I just noticed the bottle opener is covering his balls. No, he's like giving someone a headlock. Oh, is that what he's doing? Yeah, he's got his hand like this. Oh, I thought he had his hands covering him. It is interesting how you use balls.

How you gagged from sniffing the burp, even though you can't. It's totally mental. Or mental. Yeah. I can, I can pray when you think about yawning too much and then you want to yon. You're like, me Gavin yon, I say that. I only got the start of a yon. I thought I was.

Gavin started to clench a little bit. So what I just sent Patrick aon if I say that. I haven't got the stop of a deal. Gavin's starting to clench a little bit. So I just sent Patrick a thing that is fucking amazing. I love when stuff happens like this, out in the wild. There was an article that somebody posted to Reddit where it was on hashtag, there's Jelly Mountain. Uh-huh. Patrick, do you get the thing I just sent you? I'll give you a chance to pull it up,

but I'll just read you the headline from Reddit. It was under what the fuck, one of my favorite subreddits, WTF. It was customers sweat buildup was so corrosive that it's aluminum handlebars on his bike snapped mid-ride. What? And they have a picture of it. Sounds like a, And one ride?

Sounds very familiar to me. The top post, in fact, that's it right there. 75% of the posts in that comment thread, and there's, I'm seeing how many comments there are. There's 182 comments. I would say probably 50 to 75% of them are about you, Gus. Really? Yeah. Top comment is Gus from Ruchichy is the mic owner.

And someone says, not too athletic about you Gus. Really? Yeah. Top comment is Gus from Ruchichis is the mic owner. And someone says not too athletic to be Gus. Good point, someone knows me well. So they're all talking about you about how your hands are shooting anything. That's a shitty superpower that apparently I share with at least one other person in the world. So is that over a long time the snap tough? Or is it you tested the bike in it?

It's gotta be, like if it was, if it was like the first time riding that bike, that dude would be like the alien from alien. It's so funny. Because somebody said here's the you tested the bike and it's gotta be like if it was if it was like the first time running that bike That dude would be like the alien from alien. It's so funny Because somebody said here's the owner of the bike to put a picture to alien is it or this guy and then it's a picture of you Yeah, it's it's it's not fun. What's the purpose of the acidic blood with the alien just to make it scarier? You call it the alien people called xenomorph Who the fuck does that? I don't know that like that's an aim. I never heard the blood is it It's so that you don't prime off and it so you don't kill the facehugger while it's planting its egg

It's just another defense mechanism It's like put the person upside down so you like drain the blood and the blood falls away from the face I think it's scary thing is it's in a ship and it just keeps like going through layer layer layer It's gonna like let me give you a choice there and it just keeps like going through layer layer layer it's gonna like. Let me give you a choice. Fair enough. You get killed by the adult alien, like run into the hallways and you grab you and does the like the tongue through the back of the head thing, or you get a face hugger on your face and the thing down your throat.

The alien. The face hugger is the worst thing ever. Is that the most disgusting worst thing in any like horror movie of all time? Well you wouldn't know it. You know, you wouldn't know it. I think you know when it's going on. I think you do know it. Like something happens where it's to date you after the fact.

It probably, what it probably does is it probably suffocates you. To the point where it keeps you alive. I think it's your oxygen so low. Because it covers your mouth and your nose. I think it's like anesthesia. It just puts you under like, you know, like, it has to keep you alive to grow the little, hatching.

You grow the little hatching, yeah. So wait, would I, would I die as a seam from you die in either way? Yeah, but I would come back and then I would die because it was awful I fucking hate that so much and and in the movie when they just right like that's how you're saying I would die Yeah, no, I do that in the movie when they try and pry it off the the tail coils around his neck even tired Yeah, it's just like don't you dad so that's I think keeps you, like I think it like chokes you out a little bit, which is how it keeps you comb a toast. Is that the face hugger?

It knows it is pretty much evolved specifically to attack humanoids. Yes, that design for reproduction would not affect almost any other animal. Like a horse. Right, it's like the face is totally different. Yeah, a horse is being like, get off. Get off the big good pinching. It just just it seems weird now as an adult looking at it and

yeah I'm sure that doesn't affect any other alien no it doesn't yeah well you know even the xenomorph itself well the xenomorph is like a dude in the rubber suit yeah but it got the uh the space jockey it did somehow and a dog what was the dog that got infected We'd account that one three someone was arguing with me the other day And it wasn't one of the idiots in the control room. It was a normal person and he was saying the alien three is a better sequel The alien then aliens is Alien three the one in the prison is someone with

Tywin Lannister with a shape that it's all it's the one with it's directed by David Fincher, isn't it? No, that's four three is the one that's directed by the guys who did city of lost children What's your name's period you a that want to say just like a gammy? It might be a champagne what oh Maybe I think about the fourth one boom. So you're like the fourth one? What? The fourth one's terrible. The third one's terrible.

The third one's terrible. The annoying thing is about it. I just wouldn't want to be there. And it's just like icky and just a horrible environment to watch a movie for 90 minutes. Well, third one, the prologue is, oh hey, all those characters that survived the last movie, they died in the game. You're thinking of alien resurrection, Bert. It is.

It's Jean-Pierre Junet. Who, by the way, has made some really fucking awesome movies. Go see City of Lost Children. It's fucking incredible. That's the one where the alien gets sucked through the whole in the glass in it. City of Lost Children? No. Oh. Hi.

Oh, you also did Delicat President, Amole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys are great director. Did you see Alien 4? Not good. You see Hell Riser in Space? That movie was awesome. I did not know that. That was like the greatest in space. You, I never saw Leprecha for? No, I don't. You see Hellraiser in space? That movie was awesome. I did not.

That was like the greatest in space. I never saw Leprechaun in space. I wanted to. Hellraiser in space. Fantastic. You know what franchise needs does need to come back though? Is the video game franchise, Dead Space. I feel like I never played the third one

because I had fatigue by that point in time, but I totally want another Dead Space agent. Michael, a Jack Bar said the third one wasn't very good. I heard the third one wasn't very good either. But the third one was amazing. And I totally trust Jack when it comes to dead space. It's other franchise I associate with one person at the company. Yeah.

And he said the third one was good so I totally didn't play it. But I absolutely want another dead space. Okay. They also did some DLC for dead space. Two, maybe three when it was coming out, which was all those motion comics. Remember when that was a big deal, Gus? And they put them out, which was all those motion comics, remember them? And that was a big deal, Gus. And they put them on Xbox,

and you would download motion comics, and I thought it can just, I hated those. I don't know what it was. People made a big deal about them. I'm not sure. It's a good way to recap a story, if you haven't played that game, or anything leading up to a certain point.

There's dead space. Very cool environment. I like good looking guys. I also loved what they did with the HUD, like putting the health on the spine and a little meters on the back of a character. Yeah, of's like, yeah, of course, why wouldn't you do that? It makes total sense. You're looking at the back of the dude the whole time. They did some of the stuff in other games that split us out. The light made me a bit came on his back and you can tell when

you're in the dark. And like Halo always had the weapon read out. The bullet somewhere. Yeah, you had the counter on the gun itself. So you don't want the game That's out now, but you want more like you don't want yeah, I could go back and play dead space three right? Because I have no okay On the scene telling me on the Xbox one though, but I gotta bust out my 360 I'm gonna change though cuz I don't want this shit dinner, but I want more dinner exactly like it like but better But this what you. Yeah, why not Three and four, but I would I hope they make a fifth alien. I in fact, I'll tell you what have you seen alien three and four yes

Okay, I just I they all blend together me. It's like I've seen like four the Harry Potter movies all I remember is Dobby That's literally the only thing I remember from any of the Harry Potter Oh the alien maybe see the one where they were at the school I remember is Dobby. That's literally the only thing I remember from any of the Harry Potter movies. Oh the alien movies. You see the one where they were at the school? I remember Quidditch. I remember Dobby and I remember they were in a tournament where they were gonna win a cup. Do you remember a giant chest? No. Paintings that look at you.

What about the bloke on the other bloke's back of his head? The bloke on the other side. The dude with the crazy eye? I know that guy. Nah, I'm talking about Voldemort and Quirl. He's on the back of somebody's head? Yeah, he's on the first movie of the film. The Turban? Yeah. He's on the first movie. Yeah. Vold. He's on the back of somebody's head. Yeah, he's like the first one. He's the first one, he's the first one.

The Turban, yeah. He's the first one, yeah. Voldemort's on the back of the guy's head in the first movie. The guy has a turban, no one wants to say anything. I'm listening, I don't really recognize the body outside of here. Harry Potter has made no impact on me.

I'm just gonna have to go and read all the books one day. I've never read the books. I should read the first one. You're not 11. Yeah, but JD's reading them for like the third time. Like he's like, he's at a point now where he's rereading stuff that I haven't read. I've seen the first five movies and read the first book, but I don't know anything about the end. You've seen the first five movies. Yeah. So you didn't even make it all the way through. I think I made it through four.

Oh, I saw six because what was the one where uh, Dumbled fifth sit that's six. Yeah, I still that movie. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. So Harry Potter spoilers everywhere Dumbledore's the new one Snape kills number of horses like the new like Luke come your father spoiler or the actually the Bruce Willis is a guy the whole time. Yeah, it's like there's always like one spoiler that's the spoiler so you guys did a The R T short back in 2009 with the Dumbledore spoiler and that wasn't too long after the book. We didn't do a short with that, did we? Yeah, it was a spoiler.

Snape kills Dumbledore, get your snake kills straight Dumbledore. You get like, you get flack from that and then anybody like, get pissed off. I remember every single spoiler. Yeah, but spoilers are kind of like the trigger warning of the geek culture, aren't they? It's like a trigger warning is basically

a spoiler for your emotions. That's what it's like the warning. It's like spoiler, you're gonna be really upset by what we're about to say. And it's same thing, it's like so when people get really upset about spoilers, I'm just like, yeah, I'm not, I'm gonna get overly concerned about it. Like I just, what was the first boy like to do?

I just learned about a character on Walking Dead. Like that died in the comics. A world history. And I learned about the way the character died in the comic, which is different than the show and different than the game. They blend those realities, and they have little variances here and there. But the character that died in the comic, I read the comic, and I just wasn't up to date, and I read in a comment section on a walking dead site because I was

trying to find the reaction of the season finale. I read that a certain character died in a certain way in the comic and I was like, oh shit, I would have loved to have read that in the comic. And I was like, you know what, I just found out the same way. I mean, it's just like, I still have a reaction that this character died and the person described it. So it's like, it's not the end of the fucking world, you know, and I should have read the goddamn conch To step back for a second for I reply to that people are on Twitter are saying that that space is Xbox one backwards compatible And it's this month's Xbox game of school. Yeah, it's twice one. Yeah, I'm not gonna go back and play it Okay, no right

So I play the original people keep asking me. I love that cutter gun, the plasma cutter gun. If I'm gonna be upset about the Game of Thrones TV shows now spoiling the books. And in my mind, it's not gonna. It's not going to. No, it's not gonna. And I say because the stories have diverged so far

that I don't consider one a spoiler for the other. And they said, well, but there is crossover. And I said, yeah, but when I'm watching, I'm not gonna know what the crossover is. Yeah, you're not going to know. It's, it's, it's own story, totally self-contained. And it'll be the moments in the book that don't have in the show that'll be the big moments of the books.

Right. And that's what you'll care about. So weird. So weird. He just could not keep up with that. Could he? It's weird. He just, just got like a ghost writer, like a partner with him.

He should write his own. He should write his own. There's a rumor that my, one of my favorite parts from the first Game of Thrones book is going to be filmed as a flashback for season 6. It's something that you never really see. They never really talked about it in the TV show, but is it a character? No, it's a sequence to the Tower of Joy.

Oh, okay. Oh, I'm doing the audiobook for... It's in the first book. For the first book right now. I want to watch it. I want all characters to come back. You want what? I want more characters to come back. Come back? A game of thrills. I want more flashbacks. I want all characters to come back. You want what? I want more characters to come back.

Come back. A game of thrones. Just did a flashback. I want to see Sean Bean again. Miss Beany. It's crazy. Walking Dead's weird like that too, because I thought, on a lark, I went back and was watching episodes

from the first season. And it's just crazy, because you watch a catch, like, oh yeah. 90% of the people aren't in the show anymore. Because they're all fucking dead. It's just crazy. How quickly they kill characters. And I think fear the walking dead will be the same way I think It's gonna be good like if you want to turn through

Actors who aren't working out or people who get too demanding on set like I just make them a zombie Kevin asked a pretty interesting question like the first big spoilers Yeah, so I was thinking a lot of the time I did the dumb game I'm like man. How do you explain that to a caveman? Just to see if it's a real problem or not. How do you explain a spoiler to a caveman? And I was trying to think of like what would the first spoiler be? This this pretty latent you can't spoil like I think like

You know if you give someone the Bible or you start telling them about you know Jesus and then you spoil like oh telling him about Jesus and then he's like, oh, he dies. And you're like, oh, it's sucks. But I mean, there's a lot of human history before that. But to me, just if I'm thinking about, oh, I'd be mad. Well, I mean, yeah, I guess, the old book, I guess. Would it be entertainment? Would it have to be entertainment?

I mean, it's a big book. So it's like, you give somebody the first time. Yeah, but there had to have been, there were definitely books before that, like plays and other stuff. Sure, sure, sure. That's what I'm saying. But to me, like, that's as far back as, like, I would,

you know, trying to think things that. What a, I mean, I think even like, the poems at Homer wrote, the autobiography of the alien. The Odyssey of the Aeneid. So I mean those are way longer and those are definitely strictly narrative as opposed to. What people be like, could you spoil those? You know, you're like, yeah, at the end, Odysseus gets home,

there's a bunch of dudes in his house and he kills them all. His dog waited for him the whole time, saw him dies. Oops, just spoil the Odyssey for you. It's interesting to think about. Yeah, I would probably have to go with like an old story like that. Yeah, I guess about cave painting. We like wait wait wait wait. Oh, that's able to tiger winds. Fuck. I read that. I read that. See where it was going to go. Do you think like if you went back in time like suddenly you just woke up and you were in primitive times? Would they kill you right away?

And would you, would you be able to make it? Neither kill me. Well, you have like, you have some rudimentary knowledge of. But you don't have all this stuff in between. You have knowledge of like, your generation and like, email's great. You don't know how to make a computer though. No, I think I'd be an amazing cook.

I thought about this and I'm an awful cook. Where would you get the ingredients though? Like you want sugar. Where are you gonna get sugar? Get some cane. I don't know what I'm saying. What does sugar cane look like, Brandon? How do you go from sugar cane to sugar?

How do you do that? I know it's very, there's, you can get malaria. Do you shake sugar? The danger is to do that. You can get malaria. No, because it's wet, it's muggy. So to go from one to the other, how do you get the sugar out of the sugar cake?

My big thing is getting salt. You'd have to go mind salt, right? It's just inside. You snap open to shake out. Yeah, you can just go. But I'm going to show you a picture. I'm going to show you a picture. And you tell me whether or not it's sugar cake.

You ready? OK. Wait. Wait. It's a walking cake. So I should have it. me whether or not it's sugar cane. All right. You ready? Yeah. Okay. Wait. It's a walking cane. I should be able to do it. I imagine it's a cylinder shape.

They're in cane. All cane is? Yeah. Yep. Well, what else do you want? Okay, you're right. It's a walk up to any cane. You're like, we make sugar.

Yeah, the first cylinder you find, I sugar it. Yeah. No, but I don't think I should read it. Yeah Now I Don't think I have any redeemable skills for caveman times I you know what I should wear a little my computer screen. I always want to check what my tabs are my tabs are my inbox yeah Wikipedia entry on urine Where is Rome in relation to other countries?

customer sweats and Who is the alien for director and then a picture of a cane Pretty looking forward to watching alien for on my Roman holiday to get pissed on I can't even look at my list of stuff to talk about because my phone is dead He's always dead all the fuck time. What happened? Is it the battery dead or the battery lasts? Three hours. Oh yeah, you go My phone's great, by the way. I no longer want to complain about my phone because you started a new phone, right? Nip.

I don't want to do that. I want to keep my backup, I want to keep my text. What's not happening? Well, my text are there. I think. From when? From like 2008. You go back that far.

Don't eat that shit, Gavin. Get rid of it. How about nothing bad in that? I don't know what you want from me. You got tons of bad stuff. I just got like, how? Like sometimes you remember a person that you don't eat that shit, Gavin, get rid of it. I'm not nothing bad in that. I don't know what you want from me. You got tons of bad stuff. I just got like, how, like sometimes you remember a person that you don't really see anymore. It's like, not really a friend of this person anymore.

Was I ever friends? And then you read the text message and it's like, oh, we were actually friends. Don't I have a date? And I'm on two hours. People that I've known for years, and I get a text from them like, like, oh, hey, I'm gonna be here for the next few days.

I'm out of town. I'm like, okay. And then I see the previous text. And it's something like, oh, hey, I'm gonna be here for the next two days. I'm out of town. I'm like, okay, and then I see the previous text, and it's something like, you know, do you need me to come over to shoot season four? You know, it's like, literally have not texted that person in like a year. Or it's, happy birthday. Thanks, man.

Scroll up. Hey, happy birthday. Thanks, dude. Or do you go back and look at your old dating life? And you're like looking and be like,, oh man, I had no clue. It was completely obvious. This has been going anywhere. I just kept texting and texting.

My text history with you doesn't go back that far, Bernie. I think you and I text too much. Something must have happened to our text messages. Because it only goes back to November 2014. But on your phone, it probably goes back to the... Oh, I should check. The earliest text I have for me on here, was you telling me the 535 was at pinballs and I wanted a group hug?

Oh, yeah, when the 535 came in for an event and then they ended up at the pinballs arcade. It's pretty easy to get in front of you. It's impossible to go through your text history on your phone. Well, you can't go all the way to the top. You have to load more and then you scroll and then you load more and then for whatever reason you hit the button and go back to the main inbox. Yeah, you have to start again. So I can see your all the makeup it has the beginning on there. Make it go to beginning button. You can see all your pictures though which is

nice. All the pictures you've ever sent. It's super cool. Being able to export it would be really cool. I found a really annoying thing. Now we're on the Apple part of the podcast. We bitch about Apple products. I like my Apple products.. Now we're on the Apple part of the podcast, we bitch about Apple products. I like my Apple products. So I recorded Teddy, we were doing some science stuff this weekend, we built, this is really cool by the way, we built slime and put iron filings in it to make it magnetic slime.

Dude, make it slime is super easy. What is it, what's slime? So you take Elmer's glue, you put it in a bowl, like a bottle of Elmer's glue, and then you take water, fill the bottle back halfway with water, cap it, shake it up, dump the rest of it in there. So you clean out all the glue in the bottle. Then you take some borax, which is basically

laundry detergent, you can get borax powder on Amazon. You see that, where you buy it? You buy borax anywhere. Borax. Yeah, so you take water, like I took water in a coffee cup for the water, dumped one tablespoon of borax and that stirred it so I had a little solution. Then you slowly add that solution,

it almost glue while you stir it, you have slime. That's cool. It's so awesome. And so we were making slime, then we put iron filings in it and we had the super powerful magnet, so it would like grab it. The great magnet. Yeah, grab it.

And then the magnets we had, we could make stronger by taking these little disc magnets and then putting it on the horseshoe magnet. So we had all these disc magnets so then we lined them up in a row on the counter and Teddy would throw one magnet at it and then they all collapsed together like they'd all pick each other up like that. I've seen a lot of that on the internet recently. That's what I was inspired by like smarter every day. Well yeah, Destiny did one and that was a channel called Beyond Slow Motion that had powder paint on each one. It's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.

We do that. But I was recording and slow-mo on my iPhone, and you can't send a slow-motion video from your iPhone. It just sends it in full speed at a high frame rate. Really? That's it. And it's like, I looked up how to send a slow-motion video from an iPhone.

It's like, you can't do it. But it was bitching about. What did you send to me? It works only in iMessage if you send in via iMessage. That's the thing. But as you send it in email, it it doesn't send an email or if you send it to like my kids are on Android So if I send it like hang to my hangouts and I send it to them. Yeah, they don't yeah, I don't get it Oh, I guess it would have to like re export it or save it Let's see how hard cuz it is probably I guess it would just be a process

You got it you got to take it into like i movie to get it Yeah, it is annoying there like that you got a 200 and annoyed are we by this? You got 240 frame video, like this slowest you can do on iPhone. Yeah, 720p. I think instead of giving you... I think that's only on the plus that goes that high. I was it. I think instead of giving you slow mo,

it gives you a normal speed video that plays at 240 frames a second. It's like, who would ever want to watch that? No, like that. I'd give it a two. You have a two. I got one more, oh play that. I'd give it a tip. I'd give it a tip. I'd go, I'll go ahead. I was just gonna show it to Brandon. Okay, I got one more thing to read while you film that.

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you can be your kid and he's interested in it. I'm so worried that I'm gonna have a kid that's gonna be way cooler than me. Gonna have a kid. Yeah. Is that what I'm worried that I might not be a child? It might be way cooler. Like, I keep what you're gonna say. I didn't even have, I'm like, I'm like, I'm so worried that I'm gonna have a kid that's gonna be way cooler than me.

I'm gonna have a kid that's gonna be way cooler than me. I'm gonna have a kid that's gonna be way cooler than me. I'm gonna have a kid that's gonna be way cooler than me. I'm gonna have a kid that's gonna be way cooler than me. I'm gonna have a kid that's gonna be way cooler than me. I'm gonna have a kid that's gonna be way cooler than me. I'm gonna have a kid that's gonna be way cooler than me. I'm gonna have a kid that's gonna be way cooler than me. gonna be like, no, that's lame, I'm gonna go. Can I tell you what the best part about being a dad to two boys is, is like, it's getting cooler, especially as they get older. Like, we spent this whole weekend Gus playing

Masters of Orion, a big multiplayer match. And like, they were like bugging me to play it. And I'm like, well, this is cool. I got like a thing. Like, they were in the, I, I was just looking at where you can kick their ass, like non-stop. I do help them a little bit, like a lot. It's his incentive money here and there.

You know, but a little bit, but not, you know, I think I learned to lose too. Also, you can go play catch whenever I want to. It's just like, I can always just go play a game of catch. You ever know you didn't have a go there? I very, very much so. Yeah, I'm not annoyed, but I wish I'd had a daughter as well. I feel like I'm missing component.

That's what I'm saying. Supposedly, everyone says they can just do that. Like you you just say I want a girl and then they give you a girl Yeah, I saw their services like a the with the fertilization thing Now I don't like pull out of their pockets so they can like they can change the sex of a kid now change the sex of a kid Pick the sex. Yes, what do they do? Just like look at all the little jazze and get the go on. I think in a centrifuge I think the one of them goes like lower than others when you spin it that they cross they cross on the right or the left i think they try to do the

double-excerc what they they go low because they have you i'll find out how they do it they um... they fertilize several eggs and then they do uh... genetic analysis on them to determine if they have x and y chromosomes or just x chromosomes and they can also look at other markers to determine things like hair color and eye color. And then they look at it's like here's the list of fertilized eggs you have. This is a girl with brown hair and brown eyes is a boy with blue hair and blonde eyes. It's done again because you'll never know what you missed out on. I was going to look at how do they pick the sex of a baby and what Google auto completed

was how do they pick sexiest men alive like enough people are like they see that announcement from what is did they pick sexiest men alive? Like enough people are like, they see that announcement from what is that? People magazine sexiest men alive? They see that and they're like, how the fuck was that show? How was it not me? Yeah, okay. What the hell?

The one who gets this here is such for that. Ben Affleck, come on. Ben Affleck is a sexy dude. He key like, I like him because he comes and goes. He's not always in shape, but when he is, he looks good and then sometimes he looks like, I just finished a movie two months ago, I'm just like an old guy.

I don't give a shit. See him whacking that big tie? He's in good shape. He wasn't that, and then in the, did you see the interviews he was doing with Superman when he was, where he was looking like he was a dog, where he looked like he was so sad,

he was not in super great shape in that. So he's got the capability of getting into super great shape. Let me see here. Couples, anyway, I'm not gonna read all this. It's a lot of science. It's basically what I said. There's an episode of Vice, I think about a month ago, where you think about it.

Yeah. You know, one of the contestants on the amazing race is an obstetrician. He's back on, right? It is. We just got through racing through Armenia. Oh, I haven't seen that one yet. Yep, we had some cool challenges in that one.

We had one that flag. That flag is that. We had a look in one. This is. Georgia? No, this is Georgia. This is Georgia, that's next week. Spoiler, I'm going to Georgia.

I can do that. We have. Armenia in one. There you go. It's a lot of the places we have similar flags. Because we had to memorize, you never know when you're going to get a memory challenge. And flags are important to know.

So it was always memory is in the flags of where we went. It's like, Armenia is kind of similar to the Colombian flag. This is the crest, but like the flag is just yellow. They're similar colors. Yellow, blue and red, yeah. But it's just like, so I'm gonna keep it all straight. There's a lot of red, blue and white flags.

And Armenia is interesting. It's kind of, here it looks yellowish, but it actually looks really orange in person. It's red, blue and orange. Anyway, and then yellowish, but it actually looks really orange in person. It's red, blue, and orange. Anyway, and then I can't say the other place. Where do I? But Scott, who is Blair's dad, he's super smart, dude. He's an obstetrician.

He does boil a little episode of it. And he's a lawyer. And he was, you know, you have downtime, so people would talk about stuff. And so the girls, especially like the models, I remember, would pepper him with sexual questions a lot. And he told us that, and this is something that we've always heard, like you heard about like Henry the eighth be heading all of his wives. Not all of them. A lot of them because they kept giving him daughters instead of sons.

And then the irony there is that it's the male that determines the sex of the baby. And I've always known that since I was a kid. So he should have cut his own head. Kind of. I mean, he throws them all over there. It's whatever sticks. It's not like you only, it's not like the only thing there is the,

has, not like everything that you throw in there is a Y chromosome in it. You throw them all. And I don't remember the term he was talking about, but he talked about that, I've always learned, I've always learned, that the male determines the sex of the baby. That about that I've always learned, I've always learned, Gus, that the male determines the sex of the baby.

That's what I've always learned. Yes. What do you mean? Because the woman just has an ex chromosome and it's up to the message that you have to wipe. Or the ex. Do you understand what we're saying, Brandon, or is this confusing to you?

Because I feel like this is a very basic concept. Are you saying that it's in a bite and extension? We are not arguing with you. We are saying the exact same thing you're saying, but you're making it sound like we're saying different things. Because I'm saying it's like the man chooses it. It's like, it's really, it's up to what's goes on in there on her side.

Really? The dude doesn't just specific sperm out? Yeah, I know, I'm just saying though. It's not, it's not the guy who determines it. It makes it sound like he's only. No, he throws it all in there. But what's got, what Scott was telling me as an MD, or what's got, what's got told the group is that,

that women have a selected process. They have a genetically selected process by which they can determine, their body can determine which genes to use or which sperm to accept essentially. No. And even across like if uh... woman for lack of a better term mate with multiple guys in a day it can select her body can select which is the most genetically

and pat spurn wins that's not that's not to but it's because it was the process called it was it that the so with the woman's body like slow down the undesirable sperm what we give them the long route like oh we got lost there's a video to take a little bit of a curking there's a video online

uh... that shows you exactly what it's like for the sperm like it's it's terrifying it's it's like this scary thing but even like we're right when you're you see the egg and you're like reaching for it in sperm body form there's like these tentacles that come from the egg and you're like reaching for it in sperm body form There's like these tentacles that come from the ground and like grab you and hold you there. It's it's so Scary this ground in a woman's body

Well, I feel like the woman's body is Ninja Turtles when like the tentacles they shock you same thing except it's game over if you get shocked The woman's body is trying to kill everything everything Yeah, at all times like all far material Annihli it. Yeah, get rid of it except some that make it to the egg except the desirable ones wink Let them through It is mental though like how far does Because you always see like the journey of the sperm like a nuts for this little tale How far is it really going like does does someone just jizzle over the egg? Like where's the egg? How far is it? It comes from the tube, the flow pin. It comes

from the ovary, travels on the flow pin. The in real centimias, how far does this burn go? Well, it's through the cervix, so unless you're really precise and you're really like getting a clean shot, I would say you're not hitting the A. So how far in, I'll hit it. How far does it travel? Does it swim? It's like half a block. 18 centimeters. 18 centimeters.

18 centimeters. From the cervix through the uterus to the philopian tubes. You're playing as a division, right Gus? Yeah. Have you noticed that everything in the division is 0.2 kilometers away? Yes. When I have noticed that.

Whenever you set a waypoint, everything is almost as soon as you cross under 0.2 kilometers and it switches to meters and it's 190 meters. I guess so. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a weirdest thing. It's like, I can always tell you as soon as I set a waypoint, I'm going 0.2 kilometers. So, the fastest swimmers can find the egg in as little as 45 minutes. So, the fastest ones will get there 45 minutes later. That's quite a long process. So, it's like, imagine you banged in 45 minutes later, she's like, oh, I just felt something weird. Like, oh, that's it.

45 minutes to swim, 18 centimeters. We just made a baby. No, it's the obstacle course, man. It's like, here, think about this, too. Think about this, gosh, you never considered this, but every time you ejaculate, every individual load. I probably thought about this. Every load is either a feminine or a masculine load just

by like sheer numbers of chromosomes in it. Okay. Like you're never gonna have any even split. That's very unlikely. You know. So what you might skew very feminine on one load. Not very. You're probably like all by like 0.001%. But you have this is a feminine load. You're just like that. This is masculine. Definitely dudes. But you're right. Like that. Sampling you saw me. What's this business business at that? What are we looking at? That's bum Yeah, this is this is it's like it's like it's like It's like there's a machine gun there with a swastika fucking this one's gonna make it man the sequel defining Nemo's really weird

The finding Nemo's really weird They were really avant-garde with it. We're watching a video of like the jetpack scene. It's where they're just jetpacking through They have a long way to go. Oh make it oh We're are we in trouble because it's so simple you're so It's like get in there get in between the little hot it's like they got a Fuck chew their weight in All the light is too much Get it

You Shot no the money shop was 45 minutes and 18 centimeters. I don't want to see this anymore. I don't want to see this anymore. First of all, I got to complain about something. There seems to be a new trend in technology where there's a cool tool out there and the first party platform or whatever

is totally fine with it. For a long period of time, then they buy it and then they just get rid of it. And they're about to shut down two products that I use that make me upset. One more so than the other. The first is Reddit is shutting down alien blue, which is the app that I used to use. I never got the appeal of that app. I don't really care. It's shit.

Yeah, I don't. It's okay. No, people are the way to read Reddit on your phone is that. I just use the mobile Reddit. Go to i sorry, it's shit. It's shit. Yeah, I don't, it's okay. No, people love it. The way to read Reddit on your phone is this. I just use the mobile Reddit, go to i.reddit.com. Ask, I. Yeah. I.Dotreddit.com. Why, I, I don't know, I didn't make the fucking sign. I like the letter.

Yes. No, but like the emoji, no. Fucking simple. There's a word I. Pile of poo. You fuckers. Anyway, and then the other one is, they're getting rid of Tweet Deck in like 10 days.

When did you just tweet deck? Macnery's that. Fucking Tweet Deck is awesome. For more. It's good for multiple accounts. It's great for anything. Like I just have like my mentions, I have everything in one place. Boom, look at that.

I got the RT podcast hashtag. You do your phone. I do too. Well just use your phone for Reddit then fucking smart guy. I do. I got Reddit. I come. Don then fucking smart guy I don't go to EYE dot reddit. I'll use alien blue on a Mac. No, I use it on my phone Wrong with you Everyone's really upset. Where did you I have something to say Cirola, I'm surprised you haven't ranted about the chips in bank cards yet. What's chips in bank cards?

Did you see when you were gone that I brought the here earbuds in? The here buds? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't want you to try them on. Yeah, because you're good. I would have dissolved them. No, it's just, I've been really frustrated lately. Like we are in a transition technology wise right now,

credit cards with credit cards in the United States. And I go to pay for something and I have a chip credit card and I try to put in the reader and they're like, oh no, no, don't do that, swipe it. Oh, swipe, no, didn't work, chip, wait, is this NFC? It's like there's three different ways to pay and only one of them works on every fucking terminal. And sometimes, it looks like an idiot, if you try and swipe, because I'm used to swiping now here.

Well, that's the part. And they're like, it's got a chip on it. I was like, I know, but they don't know what. And everything, they'll give you a little terminal being in front of you. They're like, oh no, that doesn't work. Give it to me. I have to swipe it back here on the register.

Like, well, why the fuck do you have this thing out here? And the chip doesn't help, but he thinks he's still signed for it. And he's shipping it, signed it, shipping it, pen. Every store should support Apple Pay and whatever Google wants to do as well because Few times you can use it you walk in you hit a button You throw your watch or your phone on the little thing and then you walk away. You don't got a sign shit

It's to me. I know I'm not the focus bunny did it. He's signed No, I have a paid inside really yeah That's when we lost the market we lost all the market so I was using apple pay we lost the market. She's using making fun of me signing and I walked out arguing We left all the markers Are you ready to go and do that again? It's coming up. Oh, yeah, yeah, we're going back to that thing right yeah That was for the top creators of YouTube. Yeah, like the What's that because we're top creators right the What's that? What's that?

Cause we're top creators. Right. The, um, do you guys hear that, uh, suicide squad is now in reshoots. This is a very disturbing headline. Reshoots were always the thing that made you think the movie was gonna suck. That doesn't always case. A lot of movies go through reshoots. Um, testing.

But the, the, the, it's a warrior. Some of the reason why it's in reshoots. Suicide squad is now in reshoots. Reportedly to add more jokes. What I heard was, because a Deadpool, apparently every joke in the movie was in the trailer. Really? And that people responded so positively to the humor, they were like, oh, fuck, we gave away every joke. So they're having to go back and add more, like, what do you banter between the characters? Yeah, like tens of millions of dollars. Guardians

of the Galaxy, it's like a joke every 10 seconds. And I also, I predicted that after Batman vs Superman, that there's gonna be a lot of fatigue now, and people can be more wary about superhero movies, and that Suicide Squad could be a disappointment. I fully recognize though, that's a risky prediction. I predicted basically the same thing for Guardians of the Galaxy was dead wrong.

I thought Guardians of the Galaxy was gonna be too obscure for a normal audience. However, I gotta say, just so I don't see like a Guardians of Galaxy was dead wrong. I thought Guardians of Galaxy was gonna be too obscure for a normal audience. However, I gotta say, just so I don't see like a biased against DC's properties, biased. Yeah. The ad laws will be on this pronounce anything. He just loves it, he's the favorite thing in the world.

He must be nice with everything. I know he does. But I'm not just to show, I am biased against DC. I'm more of a Marvel person, I admit that, but at least I can be objective. This fucking doctor strange movie. Every time I see a still from it, I'm like, there's no way admit that but at least I can be objective this fucking doctor strange movie every time I see a still from it. I'm like there's no way people are gonna see that right? They're not gonna go see doctor strange. I don't I don't know what I'm looking at. I don't know what I'm looking at

That was it. I don't know it's better than the Humberbatch plays a mystical What is it strange doctor yet? It's like a it's like some kind of spiritual appointment that you can get. And only one doctor strange exists over the earth at one time and he's doctor strange. So it's like the doctor. He's, but I got a mystical like like doctor who is specifically about science and time. This guy's just mystical like he like banishes people to the seventh circle of hell and stuff like that and fights demon. So he just make his own rules. It's like, oh my god, I like the grip. Oh my god I look like a grip reaper. It's like you don't have rules. You have to work with you like I'll just change this

one grip reaper in that That's it. Yeah, is there what an interesting question? The grip reaper what? This is any one of them. There's only one at one time sure Dr I'm gonna use you to just the short blurb on Dr. Strange. Dr. Steven Vincent Strange, best known under his alias Dr. Strange. Is a fictional super curious. That's his name appearing in American comic books published

by Marvel Comics. Mr. Sarola. The character first appeared in strange sales number 10, 110. A former doctor strange serves as the sorcerer supreme, the primary protector of earth Against magical and mystical threats Debuting in the silver age of comics the character has been featured in several several comic series and adapted in a variety of

Media including video games what video game is doctor stranger is so Gold of the full gold what's that the silver before off the gold? an age before a G in in ages or in the atomic chart What's your comic? Oh, I see you're saying Silver ages before the golden age it is Think so so they only notice the silver age after the golden age has happened. Yeah, the silver age of calm I don't know if the looks so stupid is there gold is there yeah, that looks like my name is Gus Rola You may know me by my alias.

Gus. Go show that screen shot again. So that is like, we can play a game with that, which is that $150 million movie or outside of Comic Con. What, you know, either one. It looks like old Superman versus Robin Hood. What is that?

Yeah, I don't know. It's Dr. Steven Strange a.k.a. doctor strings on the right he's the dude from a fireflies from serenity no the guy in the right now he's not him he's the no it is him it is him dude is he could he be any more unhappy to be in that photo which got like is not hell and looks ridiculous it's pretty straight they both look at just I don't know I I'm sure there's a lot of doctor strange fans out there

that are super excited about this movie I just can't imagine that that's going to be well but I know what it will it'll do just fine it looks like the start track movie where they traveled back in time to the eighties that's what you told you start track for that is fucking

great you like boy it's great movie was fucking great movie you like boy I like great movie great movie. That's one of the even numbered Star Trek movies. It has to be good Oh my god, that was a great. It's like like going back and like oh look how crazy this is to see Them back in our current time. It's a classic fish out of water story story for the ages Don't like it. What's the best start track movie? Path. The first start trick reboot. Oh, you like that? I like that too.

I like also like the generations or the J. J. Bram's. Star Trek. Star Trek 6. I'm just going to wait. That's not that one. I mean, that's a fun. Well, you really think that's a start that doesn't have much to compete against.

Star Trek is a shame. First contact. Star Trek movies are shitty. Yeah, but like, even movies, they're fun movies. But if you've seen the shows, his movies don't feel like Star Trek movies. They feel like these are fun sci-fi movies. And that's what I want. You know what isn't fun?

The original Star Trek movies. You don't like first contact? No, first contact. All of them are terrible. It's great. It's great. Thank you. I love Star Trek so much. Oh, no, you're not really saying I

Fucking get out of here. I fucking love Star Trek. I'm so happy. Next generation is one of the best shows Yeah, I think I've ever seen and best one of probably the best finale I've ever seen. I got JD great great I sat him down because it's all on Netflix and I had him watch one episode of Star Trek next generation and he instantly Oh, I like fuck yeah, yeah, I even picked the right episode. What episode did I pick? Um, ooh. Did you pick the one with the alternate universes? With Warf when he gets sent over to another reality? No, but that's a great one.

Yeah. I know I picked Interlight. The one with a pro. Oh, the flu? Yeah, the flu. That's a fucking great side. The time loop. You should show him the time loop one. Oh

Have to look it up. It's not as good as the clum of fucked or the clum of Fug door the classic great great episode Starter you watch red dwarf growing up red dwarf was class so a star Trek so don't don't poke fun Our original star Trek. Yeah, no the next generation. We should have British good in it. You'd like it. Have you ever guys? He's friend danglers series that he works on original Star Trek. Yeah, the next generation. Richard, Richard, a British dude in it. You'd like it. Have you ever guys seen his friend? He's friend. He's a series that he works on? What?

Vixen, the guy that plays Crow in Ruby. I'm sort of Roby. In Ruby, Vick, who plays Crow. Vick, man, man, man. Man, Yanga. I can never say his name. It's torn because we work together now. So it's like, man, Yanga?

We met, I mean Australia many years ago. And we've never been able to pronounce this name correctly but i'm the tons of fans all over the very talented guy and uh... if i can't when they cast me to play uh... yanks father ruby's father in the show i was fucking i was nervous i'm like i just a lot of time with the voice in the character to be acting against

crow you know that's that one of the strongest voices in the character because they're gonna be acting against Crow. You know, that's one of the strongest voices in the whole fucking show. Anyway, him, Steve Dengler and Vic, they make a show which is like a continuation of the original series. It's a web series of the shoot, but it looks fucking amazing. They captured the look and the feel of the original series.

I think just spot on with the lighting across the eyes and all that. It looks great. Eyes EY. Yes. Okay, got it. You read it, client. Not the letter I. All right, I'm done. I'm going to have to talk about my whole list today. Let's wrap this up. I had so much on my list. Well, we'll cover it later. Do you want to talk about it? Is it going to be good? No. Don't forget the store sale is still going on.

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Which we know has changed over time. With the funniest conversation, remember the conversation we had at the bar the other day? How like stuff shifts over time? Was I there? Yeah, we're talking about Griffball. Oh yeah, yeah. And COVID was like, Griffball was put back in Halo 5.

And I was like, yeah, they put the gravity hammers in just for Halo 5 because, yeah, Jeff must be super proud of that. Like, why would Jeff be proud? He goes, well, he invented Griffball. And I'm like, really? And Gavin's like, Gavin, sitting right there. That's a guy who's thought Jeff invented Griffball. It's why it's called Griffball. We were like, this is weird, like, over time. It's like, yeah, we start Jeff invented a Griff Ball. It's called a Griff Ball.

We were like, this is weird. Like over time, it's like just stuff shifts so much, you know. Something that's like, just like, huh, to one person. It's like, what? To everyone. So what should I do with the butt back? I don't know, I'm care. You want to like, it's fine.

And everything, everything in the company, I think, takes down a life. It's not a Griff Ball. It's probably the best example where it was really important to us for like six months. And then it's just completely taken over by the community. The community really latched on to it. Yeah, I just played play to Tonegrip Ball.

And like when Gavin I told them that we made it, he was like, get the fuck out of here. It totally didn't believe it. I associate it with bad news though, with like bad luck because I got banned from Xbox Live like during the first tournament. The second tournament, my ballad twisted round, and I missed that as well, it was an hospital.

Oh really? Yeah. Jesus. Because you want to be to be the commissioner of the whole thing and I was out of order again. And then it was that when we were also we're spending all of our time like going through downstairs and down down a husband.

Oh god. That was a little earlier. Well, thanks for watching. I'll see you guys next week. Bye! Do you like apples? All right, example. Together in Trempathos, Characombs, Characombs are free to deal with nothing to do with this podcast.

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