Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Ultimate Cheat Meal - #610
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Hey, everyone welcome to the receipt podcast.
I'm Gus.
I'm MacAvin.
I'm John.
I'm a bar, bro.
I'm also your energy, John.
My energy's fine.
I was laughing at your little waiting on your camera
to turn to you, as tall.
I was like, what do you mean where's my energy?
I was laughing.
What more, what do you want from me?
Well, I feel like the my energetic intro
that you immediately went into like,
I'm gonna counteract that by being like,
it's, I'm getting inact that by being like it's
You got to have them they compliment each other you can't just have all energy. That's true. You're all the Yens to my Yang
All right Yeah, and
I
I've been drinking one white claw every week and I think when I
I hold on and I think when I start at the bottom I know that could just be the
story right there I've been drinking one white claw a week. Yeah every week it's
just a funny thing to declare. Every week on the podcast I've been grabbing one
from the box of 24 and I think there were three missing
When I started this is the last one is this have we really been doing
21 weeks now
Yeah, this is five months almost next week will be five months that we've been doing
We're about March 23rd was the last week
In a few many guys we're coming up on a half a year. Listen, we missed the steak off already.
How are we doing about that?
We're gonna miss ice cream Sunday Monday.
We missed the steak off how will I cheat this time?
No, that was raw lava.
We'll do a double steak off next year.
Gavin, you know what we should do?
Eric, you're gonna make this happen.
On the day, we're finally back in the studio doing the podcast again.
We're gonna do, you're gonna make this happen
On the day we're finally back in the studio doing the podcast again
We're gonna do everything every event we missed all on the same episode. We're gonna have a steak off
We're yeah, we're gonna Sunday Monday if we're still not there by show Tuesday. We're gonna do that
We're gonna have a talko Monday and all of them all of them. We're gonna do when we go back
It's gonna be such a big celebration
We're gonna do every event in the wait in that episode
It is Sunday Sunday Monday, but you said Taco Monday, which was Tuesday, wasn't it?
Right and then Sunday Monday stake off and pancake day collection. We'll do them all
I'm I'm all for it. Yeah and then Sunday Monday, stay off and pancake day collection. We'll do them all.
I'm all for it.
Yeah.
So what you're saying is don't eat anything.
Two days leading up to the cement.
No, the podcast is just gonna take place
at Golden Growl.
What if could we make a sandwich with instead of bread,
it's pancakes, and instead of like ham, it's steak.
Like get the steak on and capsuleated by the pancakes. How about this?
It's pour syrup over it and then just take a bit of white out of it.
You can, but a pancake.
You should.
A pancake steak sphere, not a steak ball, Eric.
So that way I can do exactly what you say and somehow still get everyone going
that actually wasn't right.
Do you think you did exactly what I said?
Do you think that's what happened?
Uh huh.
I say, Chad's pretty excited right now.
Chad is like, I see a lot of yes and chat.
How are, so we're going to make a sandwich with pancakes and steak or what is Gavin saying?
He were thinking of what's happening.
What's happening?
Pizza.
Pizza.
Oh, the pizza sphere.
Yeah.
So you got to have some aspect of pizza sphere in this.
The pizza sphere can be sort of the encasement.
And inside is different sized pancakes going up.
At the widest diameter, it's a ribeye,
and then smaller pancakes covered in a pizza
between two slices of bread.
I hope you wrote that down.
Yeah, I got it.
I'm gonna do that exactly.
And then everyone will be like,
this isn't what he described.
And then send me an Eric Andre clip
where he did it four years ago,
but I've never seen it.
So.
So.
Eric, that might be the thing you'll most defensive about.
Listen, during the whole tenia, this is a bit of miserable.
We have something to look forward to finally.
At the end of all of this,
we can look forward to this grand event we're going to have.
Like we have a reason to keep going.
If I want to eat a pancake steak sandwich, that's what I'm going to do.
The day we're back in the office.
Okay, but someone in chat said a ball is a sphere.
Yes, but what we would, what we described was a pizza's getting bigger and getting smaller to make the sphere. Not right. It's not just a clump of pizza, which is what pizza
Yeah, I'm not I'll be sure I think you understand
I'm in your corner man. It was fantastic. It was delicious. I think you did the best you could with the information you had
But I think what yeah, Evan is picturing will never live up
to what actually happens because.
What don't you understand about it there?
You just said, you just described what I made.
It's up, it has a diameter.
No, in the middle, that's the largest.
And the size is change.
It's equidistant from left to right as it is up to down.
It's what I made.
That is a pizza sphere.
Gavin just wanted a bunch of pizzas
to be stacked on top of each other
from smallest to largest to smallest again.
Barbara totally gets it.
That's what I made.
No, that's not.
No, it's not.
That's what I made.
And then I wrapped a pizza around it
so that way it held it shape.
It's what I made.
Oh, I never got the description.
I never got the description of what you made.
I ate what you made at some point,
but it might have been like an early version.
But if you did do like the stack and then just wrapped it,
I think you did exactly what you're supposed to do.
That's exactly what I did.
You did exactly what you did.
I did exactly what you did.
I think you're like, what happened, Eric?
We got it.
Dishacked our systems.
I drew it out.
I tested it for many times.
I did it.
I did it.
Damn it.
I did it every way you wanted it left right in center
and you couldn't appreciate it.
Not even for a second.
You couldn't even love it the way you should have.
You couldn't give yourself over to the pizza sphere.
You're so cute.
You're so cute. I know I did did it because I know I did it.
Okay, Eric.
This is a problem.
I didn't I forgot that that was on the inside.
What you did is you blinded the creation.
You encased it.
And then I left for it.
Didn't appreciate it.
It wouldn't hold the structural integrity of the pizza.
You was saved.
You had to think about this building. A building wouldn't get made without rebar.
Things have to happen that hold the structure together.
Gavin, I know I didn't do it slow enough for you so you could put it in 600 frames a second.
But I made it. I made it the way you wanted.
Do you understand me? It stops sending me Eric Andre clip stop sending me the Eric Andre clip
I like pizza to I like pizza to pizza is very important
21 weeks in quarantine
It's over doing the pizzas
This is where we're at now
It's been over a year since the
P.C. sphere blew everyone's mind. That feels like it was a turn
into the blow people's mind. I feel like it disappointed everyone. But
that's only because I didn't truly understand the construction. But now you
do. So I have a new foundation for it now? I did, yeah.
But let's return to our plans of the day of binging when we return to working at the
office and all the food we're going to make on the same day for the same podcast.
I had a stomachache today and I couldn't figure out why I had a stomach ache today until I recalled everything I ate yesterday
for my cheat day, which in hindsight,
pieces of space, I think I will,
I think I will overboard.
John, me too.
We, I think we both had a cheat day yesterday.
We had pizza for lunch.
And then for dinner.
Don't the cheat day is gonna match mine.
I don't think so either.
We had a pizza for lunch. And then for dinner. Don't think your cheat day is gonna match mine. I don't think so either.
We had a pizza for lunch and then for dinner we ordered
Chuis, which you guys know living in Austin is
an Austin local place, Mexican place, delicious.
Ordered way too much food because we were lazy and
were like we ordered food for lunch.
Let's order food again for dinner and I woke up this
morning with severe stomach cramps and
did not have a great morning because of it.
But my body does not enjoy when I do that to it.
Was it worth it though?
Oh, 100,000 percent, Gus.
It was one of the best meals of my life last night having chauese.
Good, yeah.
Chauese.
That's all it matters.
Worth it.
But I definitely
not gonna lie, to get
at least one of my meetings
in the bathroom this morning.
We were in a meeting.
I don't remember exactly
who was in it.
I think John and Barbara were also
in this meeting last,
maybe last week or the week before,
and there were a few of us on it,
and all of a sudden,
I guess Blaine was in the video conference on his laptop
and all of a sudden he started moving around
and walking around, then he said,
oh shit, I need to just go to the bathroom
and I almost took the laptop with me in there
while I was on the call with you guys.
Just walk, he just almost absolutely walked in
the bathroom and just even think about the action
he was taking while he was still on the call with video.
Oh, with video, yeah.
Yeah, he almost just took us, you know, he's that,
that's how comfortable he's getting.
I think we're all getting more and more comfortable with it
because this is our only form of communication these days,
especially like at Ruestri Teeth,
we take all of our meetings via video call
and it's just like, you don't even think about it anymore
because it's so second nature at this point.
Yeah, you don't think about it until two minutes before the podcast
goes live, Discord goes down for some fucking reason.
You have to scramble to find a new way to communicate with everybody.
Well, the fuck does Discord always go down?
It's probably being used more than usual now.
Bring that.
But it's the five months.
Bring that to me.
Missing is MSN message you're gone.
It's got to be a man, right?
They changed it to Windows Live and then they bin the whole thing I think.
Did they?
Yeah, Windows Live Messenger.
Yeah, I guess they-
That's from like ICQ.
They killed it in 2012.
Wow.
ICQ, that's even older.
ICQ, they killed that.
Oh, they's still releasing that
What is Google plus still thing?
No, they killed Google plus
Oh, that thing that was like invite only for a while
Google Gmail was invite only for a while really I remember a Gmail beta
I was a remember that was yeah, lots of that will tag over. Over the logo. Yeah.
I got a letter in the mail the other day.
I don't don't want a brag, but I'm going to receive part
of a settlement from a class action lawsuit against Google
plus not going to brag.
I could get $8 out of it.
Whoa.
What are you going to spend it on?
You actually applied to get the money?
I guess. I don't know
I just got the letter that was like
You're in this class action lawsuit go to this website. So I went to the website. I filled it out
Oh, I got I mean I got the same email but also considering that I get income from Google I didn't feel like
They're gonna spend the money regardless if you don't take the money some lawyers gonna get the money like Google's gonna Pay the money regardless. If you don't take the money, some lawyer's gonna get the money. Like Google's gonna pay the money
regardless of whether or not you take it.
I don't know, I just felt that
you probably, uh.
You probably, uh,
It's gonna take more.
Marley crossed.
It's like, it would be like me using adblock.
Like I just don't out of,
Yeah, but it's not the same.
They, they lost a lawsuit
and they have to pay money for it.
Lawyers gotta eat two guss.
Well, they're gonna get the certain amount of money.
I just want them getting my money.
It's like, it's a couple bucks.
I'm gonna get like, I don't know, a block of tofu or something.
Could we please get a clip of you after this podcast
leaning out your window going, it's my money and I want it now.
I'm gonna call JG Wentworth.
Also, I feel really bad, John,
and we've completely skipped over what you ate
on your cheat day, and I'm now I'm really curious to know.
When I started my story, and Barbara's like,
no, this is my story.
I'm taking it.
This is my...
What did you eat, John?
Okay, so the bar has been set high by Barbara.
Oh, God.
Oh, what's going on, I'm not saying it.
All right.
First breakfast was a bowl of cereal, giant bowl of,
there's a cereal that's frosted flakes,
Lucky Charms combined.
And then I combined with that,
some cinnamon toast crunch.
And then along with that, I had a frozen breakfast sandwich,
like a little croissant breakfast sandwich.
And then next to that, I had a little frozen collache.
That was first breakfast.
Second breakfast was a venti iced latte
from Starbucks and a old-fashioned glaze donut
from Starbucks.
and a old-fashioned glaze donut from Starbucks.
Lunch was Alamo Draft House, Buffalo cauliflower,
Omnivore pizza, and chocolate chip cookie shake.
That's like a thousand calories a lunch.
The shake dinner was a Taco Bell state-case idea,
Nacho double-decker crunch taco, and a beefy five layer burrito.
Dinner dessert was some Ben and Jerry's ice cream
and two chocolate cake bites.
They're like these like, like almost like cake pops.
Hell yeah.
And then I got hungry later.
You got hungry.
And I had another small bowl of cereal and another collachi.
Yes.
And then I couldn't go to sleep.
So I just munched on some more cheeses.
Hell yeah.
Well, I mean, you're the active person, right?
You're probably burnin' through most of that. Um. I just deserved. It's, it's what I, I mean, it's, I, I mean, it's hell. Yeah, it's, you're the active person, right? You're probably burdened through most of that.
That's it's deserved.
It's what I mean, I don't normally go that, that ham,
that's actually quite excessive,
and I do not recommend that to anybody
for cheat meals, cheat days, anything.
Do not do that.
The only reason that I rationalize times like that
is that yes, Gavin, I am a very active person
throughout the week.
Same day I did a full hour workout and also went for a six mile hike that day.
Life is about balance guys.
And but also all throughout the week, I also count calories and hit macros all throughout the week that are heavily controlled and completely bonkers
for most people to try to even like live like this.
But it's how I like to eat.
It's how I enjoy it.
But so that's me normal during the week.
And then Sunday I just like destroy the stomach lining
of my body with that constant.
I'm enashioning you kind of like Jabba the Hut on Sundays.
Like you just like bringing all your food
just like me saw how some cold lot changed.
Just like that.
Yeah.
Oh, it's a...
You're just jobba the Hut on the podcast with us.
Yeah.
Fuck you guys.
But I don't normally go that hard.
And but then like this more than today,
I just was like, why am I, why am I feeling sick to my stomach?
It's really weird.
I was like, I was like drinking my waters,
all like I stepped in that figure.
I was like, it was all my walk-do,
like a walk this morning,
and I was just counting everything that I did.
I'm like, okay, that's why.
We just happy as hell while you were sucking
all that food down, we you just full of joy.
Oh yeah, I'll say this,
if I read out everything I ate
for the six other days of the week,
you would be like, that sounds like a terrible way to live.
John, you must hate life.
Like, love yourself to do anything.
But no, like, I like what I eat during the week.
And then Sunday's a fucking holiday,
every single week for me.
It is a, it is Christmas day, every single Sunday for me. I wake up Sunday morning
and I immediately go make a bowl of cereal and I love it. It is, it is like crack. It is fantastic.
And that's because it's just a special event every single week that I get to make some cereal every
week or is it like you changed it up? No, I change it up. I have like, I have a good like six boxes of
cereal in my pantry that I, I go through and that kind of thing. But yes, it was. I have like I have a good like six boxes of cereal on my pantry that I I go through in that kind of thing
But yes, it was I 100% I
Eating all that food was fantastic. I also ate Taco Bell in the bathtub. That's how I had my dinner
I've never been someone who can eat food in the bath like
It would go soggy. I would be trapped with the wet food.
It sounds like I have a little bath tray thing
that connects to the two sides of my bath.
And it has like a little stand
for my little tablet that I watch a movie on
and then I have my drink there.
And I'm just sitting there eating my beefy five layer
of burrito while I watch, you know.
We're just piece as a ground beef,
just dripping out into the bathtub.
Yeah, wait a minute, my question with that.
When you drop like an oily onion into your bath
or something like that, a bit lump of meat,
what do you, what do you, what do you put it?
What do you do it?
Dropping food in the bath is for amateurs.
I am professional.
I wrap my food perfectly so nothing falls.
Not a single crumb. Not single single crumb of that state case to the NFL in the bath, okay?
I'm impressed
I
Think the worst thing ever. I don't know if you got how often you guys take baths
John I assume you probably take the most baths out of anyone here except for me. I
Would assume based off the store
Yes, I love that. Okay.
I don't mind them.
I'll take one every so often.
Have you ever gotten like everything ready for your bath?
Like you got music, the lights, maybe candles,
like whatever you got going for your bath,
time to make it nice.
You get in, it's nice and warm,
and then you realize you got a pee.
Yeah, all the time.
All the time.
You get out.
And then you get out and you're like dripping now,
because you got to like,
hobble across the floor and not slip.
And also you're fucking cold now,
because you're wet and walking over to the bathroom.
Listen.
This is your own fault.
You've trained your body to pee in the bathtub.
What?
By the way, I have you pee in the shower.
So now you get in the tub and your body thinks
it's time to pee and that's what's happening.
That is, he's right.
You know?
I don't think so.
I think my excuse is that I drink about 170 ounces
of water a day and so I'm in a constant state of pee.
I have to pee right now and I'm gonna have to pee again.
Even if I went right now, I'd have to pee again
the next half hour.
It's just that.
I feel like that's also how you also eat 10,000 calories on a Sunday is that throughout the rest of the week you drink like 170 ounces of water every single day.
I don't get the pee thing, but the other day, it was like a month ago, I was just, I was having a night bath like a little sort of relaxing wine down.
But I was like, brush my teeth and stuff before. And I got in the bath, but it was before
I'd spat out my mouthwash.
You're so, you were like so gurgling your mouth.
Yeah, I just forgot, I just forgot to go
say, I was still working, I was still like,
and I just sat down in the bath,
I was like,
I'm at it.
What'd you do?
I just gossed it over the side.
Over the side.
Oh, it's like a whole wet area, right? I've seen even the guys. Yeah, it's my shower. What you do I just got to over the side over the side
Oh, it's like a wet area right I've seen even the Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's my shower. Yeah, that's why everyone when I dived head first into my bathtub
Everyone's like how long did that take to clear up all that water? I was like oh, I just there's a drain right there
I just I didn't it just evaporated went down the drain. It was fine. Also, I feel like we can't ask that now
We can't get too far away from this because I do recall at the start of working from home,
quarantine, back in March,
I remember requesting of you, Gavin and Gus,
to try just once, peeing in the shower during this time,
because why not?
It's time to try new things.
And you guys both agreed to it.
Yeah.
Has there been any movement?
I did it.
All right.
Yeah.
I can.
I hated it.
I'm not doing that again.
Oh, it's the best thing in the world.
I'll be honest.
I'm also just like getting to pee without like holding
anything and standing there.
You just like just let it pee.
Yeah.
I get to pee standing up for the only time in my life.
It felt right. like it felt nice, but I was so worried that someone would walk in.
The only person who would walk in is Meg and do you care if she sees you peeing in the shower?
Yeah, if I'm just stood there and was like you're in flying out the end of my penis.
Yeah, that'd be weird.
Lying out the end of my penis. Yeah, that'd be weird. We're lying out the end of your penis. So, it's not like a projectile vomit type thing.
That happens to me in Trevor where he'll warn me
if he's about to pee when he's in the shower
because I could see the shower from our sinks.
And I'm gonna be like, don't look here for 20 seconds.
And then like, okay, I got it.
And vice versa.
That's my favorite part of having a relationship,
not watching each other pee.
It's being comfortable enough with each other
that you can say things like that.
And it's like, okay, I won't look, you're gonna pee.
Like I love that level of like just transparency of like,
yes, we're all just creatures who have to do things.
We're not gonna act like, oh, we don't pee, we don't poop,
and we don't fart and that kind of things.
Like, no, no, no, fuck that, we're all creatures.
I told you guys the story about how Trevor and I broke
that seal of like, not obviously not going to the bathroom
in front of each other, because that's your personal time,
but like, being open about like, I need to,
number two right now.
So it might be a period of time.
It was when we both went to a certain Greek restaurant
that's nearby the office.
And one fact to his place,
and both immediately got food poisoning.
Oh, no.
And luckily he had two bathrooms,
because I was like, I'm gonna use your bathroom for a second
if you don't. He's like, I'm gonna use your bathroom for a second if you don't.
He's like, I'm actually gonna go to the bathroom too.
And we were like texting each other, doing this thing like, are you okay?
Are you also not doing so well right now?
And he's like, yeah.
So that was a bit of something.
I think there's no better icebreaker than about of food poisoning, just to really sort
of realize everything. I would omsel encourage new couples to get food poisoning, just to realize everything.
I would also encourage new couples to get food poisoning
together just to break that seal.
Just kidding, please don't.
My apartment is so small and the bathroom is literally
centralized, there's nothing I can do to hide me
taking a tosy here.
It is known.
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You said we're all just big water bags that have occasionally we have to get rid of a little bit of it.
Water bags.
You know I saw a video on our website this week.
Oh no, I'm having a bad connection.
Yeah?
Yeah, I gotta go.
Oh, you're being sarcastic.
Yeah.
Oh, wait, I think I also have to go.
I don't know what the video is.
Gavin, finish your story.
You're also guilty, John.
You're guilty as well. You said of a bitch. I don't fucking care I don't know what the video is Gavin finish your story. You're also guilty, John. You know, you'll get to it's wow, you son of a bitch.
I don't fucking care. What's the story?
We've been playing Factorio.
That was a video.
Oh, yeah.
Now it was Gus and Bob were playing Factorio.
At least the video that get that Gus and I did is not coming out because the footage got corrupted.
Oh shit, are you serious?
Yeah, it got corrupted.
not coming out because the footage got corrupted. Oh shit, are you serious?
Yeah, it got corrupted.
It was literally shutting down Cameron's premiere
every 15 seconds.
What, it was good.
How did you find out about that video, Gavin?
I just saw it.
I saw a factfulery of thumbnail.
And I was like, I was like, is this a new factory?
Son of a bitch.
So I left a comment on it.
Yeah.
Here comment was, what the fuck?
Which I think is actually someone pointed this out. It's just ripe for meme material because what I did was,
I clicked on all comments and the first one was what the fuck from you.
And so it just said all comments what the fuck. So I feel like that'll be a good meme for just responding to things that are really shitty.
So yeah, I was I tried obviously to delete the video from the website, but I don't have that kind of power.
I don't know how to do that.
So I looked it up Gavin, I was curious.
Can you want to take a guess as to what the
maximum number of players in a multiplayer factorial game is? I bet it's insanely high.
Oh yeah. I saw a video of 50. You should guess. He said 50. 50. The maximum number the hard limit for players is 65,535.
You wouldn't have to, oh, it's a man, anything.
Just hi people. Oh my God.
Can we, can, does that mean that we can,
we can host a game with as many people as possible?
Like if we grab a people from the Rootty community.
That's a good idea.
And just did a swarm game of factorial. There is friendly fire. We
have to be very friendly fire. Yeah,
but it wouldn't be up to fill the game.
That's that's most sluts and there are
people who would ever join. That's
probably more people than who play
factorial. Let us know in chat. I'm
looking at people people. I'm reading
chat right over here. Let us know if
that's something you'd be interested in in joining with us. We should we should try to get that chat. I'm reading chat right over here. Let us know if that's something you'd be interested in
in joining with us.
We should try to get that going.
Yeah, I see what you've done.
I see what you've done.
Not only have you played with Barbara and John.
Gus, you now want to play with every single person.
Let's watch this the podcast.
I was going to say,
also, I was going to say,
we all have to be, you don't.
Don't be, Gavin.
He can invite 65,000 other people but not yeah, I
Think son of a bitch
The more people than the town I grew up in the town I grew up in was like 20,000 people
It was like if everyone in the town I grew up with had three computers and all logged into factorial at the same time
That would be the equivalent of playing a multiplayer game effect. How long would it take to load that game with that many people on the map?
It's unless the server was powerful enough, it would break the game, but I think that
would be part of the fun is seeing.
I mean, something like this fun, just to try to break games.
And so I think that would be part of it. It's just like get as many people in there as possible
and just have them do stuff and craft stuff
and build stuff until the game just goes, no.
And you know how in the game,
you get the bots that fly around
and get shit for you and stuff.
You could just, that would be people.
You would have to swarm of people
like doing everything by hand.
You would have to build a single machine.
I see a video here on YouTube that got uploaded
Seven months ago. It's got a million views and it's a video of 500 players on a factorial server all at the same time hell
Yes, yeah, that's what I remember seeing that so when you said I knew I knew is a lot
I'm gonna put it in our our chat here
Just so you guys can see it if you're on our new call or original call.
Also, the game just left the game just left beta for the first time, right?
Yeah, the game has officially left beta.
And there, there's like spider tanks in it now.
I don't know if you saw that.
Uh, I guess it's part of the final release.
You can make spider tanks that can shoot nuclear weapons at enemies on the map.
Dude, I can't believe it was in early access for like seven years.
And I played it like one month before it came out officially.
Well, the reason that I started talking about it again recently,
that inspired you to play was I got, I read the announcement that they were
leaving early access and they were finally going to release into, you know,
final version.
So that's why I started playing again and started talking about it.
Yeah.
This video makes me so insanely anxious.
There are so much going on. You can't, you can't follow it.
The best thing would be to try to then like get everybody into like a discord server or something
where you could talk to everybody and just give orders of like, all right, everybody mine,
stone and put it into something.
I don't know.
You don't have to break it down, right?
Like, one person in charge, like, of like 10 people
who are in charge of 10 people,
and like, just keep breaking it down.
It'd be like, having to try to command
like a giant military force.
Like, you can't talk to everyone at once.
You have to have a chain of command
to pass orders down through.
We're gonna do it.
I'm putting it on the books. We're going to do it.
But in all seriousness, I think this is this to be something really fun to do.
But in addition to that, Gavin, we should play factorial with you.
I think that would be fun.
I just like the idea of being in there with, you know, hundreds of community members,
but I'm trying to get Gus's attention.
Gus, I'm in!
It's like a thousand other people.
I'm also going to post a video over here of the new Spider-Tron as well, in case you
all haven't seen that.
Oh, no.
Where are you posting this?
In the V-Mex chat.
The chat.
V-Mex chat.
Oh.
I like how you call yourself the Pickleman.
The Pickleman.
Oh, you want me to show you my pickles?
Oh, yeah.
Let's get progress. Are they ready to eat no not yet experiment number one damn good
gusset is little shorts it's casual Gus look at this look at those pickles those are some cloudy
pickles that's looking like it's coming on they'll be ready supposedly on Wednesday are you gonna
drop them off so we can try them on the podcast?
I'm gonna be honest with you Gavin.
Um...
I'm really scared that they might cause botulism.
So... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha How do you get botulism from a pickle? I don't know, but like after I talked about it last week on the podcast,
people kept saying I tried making pickles like that once and I got botulism.
So now I'm terrified that I did something wrong.
Is botulism something that you were coming from?
Yeah, you can.
I'm reading that it could be fatal and require emergency medical care.
So Gus, I kind of don't even want you to try it.
But I made, then I'll have wasted like a dollar in cucumbers if I don't eat them.
Oh no. Is that like a strip of paper that you can dunk in and it detects
botulism? I like it. It lights up a funny color.
Like testing like for an STD.
So yeah, we'll see. They'll be ready on Wednesday.
If I don't really look at my calendar for Thursday,
I might have to call in sick.
So if you need me for something on Thursday,
I might not make it.
I got D&D on Thursday.
Oh, shit, we have D&D on Thursday.
It's a very important day.
We're finally getting somewhere in that campaign.
We need our our dungeon dad.
Yeah, so yeah, well, no, no,
we'll have D&D. I'll make it a promise. But um, and as I did Google immediately, because
I wanted to see, I don't know much about botulism, but now I do. I've been, uh, because of,
like people kept always heard me talk about, uh, playing factorial. So people have always been
recommending that I finally, that I tried to play satisfactory, which is like a first-person version of factorial. So I started playing that as well like last week
or the week before and I'm putting some time into it. And it's a fun game and there's like research
trees and it's I feel like it's a lot earlier in development. Obviously, factorial was in development
a long time. It's very very it was very close to done. It was very complete for a long time.
Satisfactory definitely has some things in the game that you find that are like, this is a work in progress. This doesn't do anything yet. But today I finally got the
research tree down to a point where I was able to build a gun. I had so, I've been so scared
the entire time playing this game. I was like, you know, these animals. If I see them,
it's really hard to kill them. They're gonna kill me. Now I've got a gun. I'm walking around like, fuck you.
I could have shoot you. Like, I'm not afraid of anything in that game anymore.
I'm walking around fearless shooting every animal I can find. And I think that's so,
I don't know, it's like so indicative of the human condition. It's like,
your humans live in terror of every animal in the world until you have like a leg up on them with technology.
You're like, fuck you. I am wiping you off of the planet.
I did the exact same thing in fact,
to area because I played with the aliens on.
And the moment I got a nuclear powered tank
that could basically haul us and just drive over the nests,
I would just hunt them down.
Every like couple of hours, I would just be like,
they're getting close and I would just drive the perimeter
and annihilate everything.
But at the beginning of the game,
I was like, oh shit, I was like,
please tell her it's freaking out.
I was trying to place the turret,
it's then place another turret closer
to get the ones that the first turret wasn't reaching.
It was like, it's satisfying.
Yeah, at that stage, it's almost like a tower defense game
where you have like a network of turrets
that offer layers of protection.
But yeah, satisfactory, it's fun.
I think I like factorial more, but satisfactory is also a lot of fun.
It's very, very different.
I have way more fun playing factorial with you, Gus, and I ever did by myself.
And I think it's because like trying to learn and do it by myself was like, okay, this
feels like a lot of kind of homework.
It doesn't necessarily feel that fun.
I could see like getting into it more and like having things work together.
But like playing with you, it made me understand
the entire thing so much better.
Yeah, I think it helps to learn,
like to ask someone else questions
just because the game is so open ended.
It doesn't hold, I mean, it does hold
kinda a little bit at the beginning,
but you reach a point where it doesn't really tell you
what stuff does.
You just kinda have to like trial and error figure it out.
Like I think even to this day, Gavin,
you never got your signal network working for your trains, right?
No, I couldn't figure it out to save my life. I did the tutorial and I was like, I completed
it and I was like, I don't know what I just did to beat that.
What does the signal network do?
You can automate, yeah, you tell them that's not even what it is.
So if you get your signal network working right, you can automate loading and unloading your trains
and you can have multiple trains on the same track
and have signalling so that they don't collide with each other.
Okay, well then let the record show that I am better at
factorial than gown, because I figured it out.
Yeah, I had to automate a trains that could unload it in load,
but I couldn't have multiple trains on the same track,
like they wouldn't wait for each other and stuff.
And I actually, I was too lazy to build, so I had like an area above where I,
my base was that my train would auto go to and collect resources.
But then to get my Uranium, I had to go way further, but I was too lazy to build
a second track, and I didn't know how to work the signals.
So I would just like, I put another train on the same track,
and then I extended the track beyond where my other
Train was going and I would just have to wait and hope that my train was coming back the other way
So I would see my train go like
Go
Before it came back it was terrifying
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I, I got really into the Sims again during my vacation time the other week. And the obsession has returned.
I don't know, have you guys,
are you guys Sims players?
You don't love Sims.
Oh yeah, I've played the Sims quite a bit, yeah.
Have you, are any of you like Sims 4 players?
No.
Or did you stop that?
Never, not directly.
I've seen plenty of gameplays,
but no, I haven't done play it directly.
I, I'm having such an nostalgia with it
because when I was, this was around the time I actually discovered Rishu teeth
So I was like 13, 14-ish that age.
I used to spend more time downloading mods for that game than I did playing it
because I was obsessed with finding like different outfits and hairstyles and furniture and stuff so I could make things look good
But then I became so obsessed with downloading stuff that I found more joy in doing that
than actually playing the game.
It was like shopping almost.
And so I found out there's an entire, of course, there's millions and millions and downloads
available for Sims 4.
So I've just been doing that all the time, like downloading new furniture and outfits and
things like that because obviously we're not going outside. So I'm like, I want to do decorating and shopping
and make my sims live this kind of lifestyle because I'm not doing that. So I'm living
a carelessly through them. But I was going to make a joke while you guys were talking about
factorial and like setting this up. And that has to happen. I was like, yeah, man, when my
person's sleeping, they got to get their energy up, but they also have to pee at the same time. So I got to manage waking them
up to go pee and go back to sleep.
You just set up a signal network that's attached to their bladder to make empty get more
efficient.
Duh.
It's so much fun though. I love that game so much.
It's a very bingeable game. I feel like whenever I pick up the Sims, it's like a heavy
two weeks of just
Simmin it and then I put it down and never play with all the expansion packs that they have like the especially the
Pets one and the seasons one it adds so much that game and I've just been making families and adopting pets like crazy
Because I I was like I want to play with a dog and now I get to play with dogs in the pets die
I
Think they do I haven't played through enough of one family to find out.
But I think they do get old and pass away eventually.
But.
Tragic.
Man, I get to train them and feed them and tell them to go potty
and they're afraid of the dishwasher.
It's like real life.
We filmed a video.
I want to wait.
It seems for a few weeks ago that I think Gavin
would have liked to have been a part of.
Yeah.
I think it's coming out relatively soon.
That's, so.
That I wasn't invited or anything.
You have your own people to play games with.
Hey Gavin, I invited you to my video
that I shot with you last week, so I just wanna
put on a record that I did invite you to a video.
So I had made, I had ordered this brand new gaming PC
specifically for Microsoft Flight flight simulator and for Cyberpunk
2077 when they come out and the first game I played on it was Sims 4
It's total overkill what graphics guy do you got in there?
The
2080 super
So have you played Flight Sim?
No, it comes out tomorrow.
Oh, I just set my region to Japan and I played it today.
You liar, you can only preload.
No, I was playing it.
What, what plane were you flying?
I took a picture of you playing it.
We playing with your keyboard and mouse. Yeah, because it wouldn't be your time code.
It would be your IP words.
That's me flying over that was from JFK.
I also flew over Austin and I flew from I wanted to fly from a he throw to Austin in
real time, but I had to do the podcast.
Hey, if I get disconnected, I'm changing my region and
Yeah, you just do it on the you just need the
The Microsoft store in a region where it's already come out. Mm-hmm. Also, they've removed crashing
Really?
Where's the fun in that they took out what do you do explosive playing crashes? It just cuts to a black screen saying you crashed
Which I think that's how you would experience it right if it's simulating it Yeah, you would cut to a black screen saying he crashed? Which I think that's how you would experience it, right? If it's simulating it.
Yeah, you would cut to a black screen.
You don't get to have that third version of perspective
of the explosion.
I guess we live in a much more sensitive world
to plane-related incidents.
But still, it's a simulator.
The crash is, if I was in a driving simulator
and there was no crashing, I'd be like, where's Toff the game?
People like a good aviation disaster podcast.
I speak from personal experience.
I don't know if you can see over here.
I'm gonna, can I get my white?
Can I get my single shot?
Yes.
I have my throttles here.
Do you see that Gavin?
My flight simulator, I installed it on my desk today.
Yeah.
Do you have a like a yoke thing or a joystick?
Yeah, it's over there.
I got a yoke.
Are you a joystick guy?
No, I got a yoke.
Oh, okay.
During our meeting today, Gus was on the floor
setting up his, I think, pedals.
I was building my flight simulator stuff.
So Gus was called into the meeting,
like hovered on the ground.
So it was just his head popping up onto his webcam from below his desk, as he was just
listening from down there.
He's like, come and stall at my fly simulator.
It's important.
Gotta be ready.
He's so excited.
Yeah, it was like super detailed, because I guess they pull, or they pull like satellite
imagery as you fly.
Yeah.
It looks good, man.
It's a good looking game.
I'm so excited for that game. I was doing some
a 4K 120 FPS action. Smooth. It was the, what is, what is any level of advancement or objective
completion in that game? You take off and you land. That's well, I what would you what you doing when you fly a real
plane? Okay, so the answer is that there that it is it is solely a vanilla simulator and that it
is just simulating the experience. It is not a game with a narrative progression to any extent.
What is there is there anything that stops you from being able to get certain planes
or certain things or just everything unlocked and open for you once you start the game?
They locked certain planes and airports out based on different editions of the game. So like
the basic version of the game comes with so many planes and airports and you have to pay
for like the deluxe edition that has more and then like the ultimate edition that has more than that.
As far as this game, I don't know you you'd have to ask Gavin. In the past, I
think everything was pretty much open from the get go. Yeah, I'm not sure. I played for
like 40 minutes before we started. So I didn't really look around the time. But does the game
introduce any unforeseen difficulties at any point? In the past version of the game, you could fly with difficulties if you wanted to.
There was also in the past versions, there was a setting you could enable where
there was a chance that something would go wrong during your flight
and you wouldn't know what it was and you'd have to diagnose it as if it was a real problem in the plane.
My biggest difficulty so far was,
I started on a runway and it said, release the parking brake with control and number pad delete.
And my keyboard didn't have a number pad, so I was like,
huh.
That's your crashing.
So I had to remap, I had to remap some keys.
Are there any other, is it all single player with any population of other pilots NPCs?
Or is it multiplayer with other people? What is it? Is it just you? That's it. There was
multiplayer in previous versions. I don't know if there is in this one. In my first flight
simulator, 2020 multiplayer. Like, moving traffic and stuff. Yeah. Is there, is there the traffic? Like, is there any
point you'd have to like just be taxing on the runway waiting? I didn't see any airport
traffic, but I was flying pretty low over Austin and there were people on 35 driving around.
So it's similar. It will bring all the pilots on the planet together in multiplayer.
That includes virtual pilots and live air traffic from around the world.
So it's going to populate the game with NPCs of real flights going on? It looks like it says it'll be pulling in live data of aircraft currently in flight in the real
world. So you can have weather and lighting be identical to current conditions wherever you're
flying and you can also have other planes in the airspace around you. That's really cool.
You can also have other planes in the airspace around you. They're identical as well.
That's really cool.
Let's do a video, Gus.
Let's do a video where you and I, you can fly,
and we'll go to LA for Austin.
What it sounds like is that,
me, John, and Gus will make a video of us flying.
Son of a bitch.
I just want to be a passenger.
I'll just go get some peanuts in ginger ale.
Some people have suggested that we should make a video
where Chris flies a plane and I tell him what to do
because of black box down.
But I have to remind those people, I'm not a pilot.
I don't know how to actually fuck a plane.
Yeah, yeah.
I could be like,
I could call you.
We should be taxing right now or we should be taking off
right now, but I couldn't be like, hit this button or pull that lever. I was like, I don't know
Maybe you're good collaboration
That's what I want to tell you
I really good collaboration would be if we could get a
Thomas Mildidge
He is both a gamer and actually a real life pilot Thomas Mildidge for middle-ditch and sports that whole thing
Oh yeah, yeah
And and uh
Silicon Valley
He flies planes.
And in fact, he was, and I think still is, he flies,
he volunteers for this volunteer service
to transport animals, dogs that need to get to a different place.
And he's kind of married multiple loves of his
together into an activity that he can do
that's a charity activity.
We might have an in with him.
Mmm.
That'd be so cool.
He's been streaming at home.
Like he also streams on Twitch.
Like he's a total gamer boy.
I commented on one of his Instagram posts where he was eating ice cream and I said nice cream.
And then he followed me.
Good one.
Good one. He was like, this woman is funny. A plus comedy. Uh, yeah. So you should definitely
ask him. I mean, I know him and his DMs. Well, Ben Schwartz is like good friends with
the game grums guys. And he's done multiple videos with them. And then him and Tom did,
uh, uh, uh, video together with them. And even Thomas and Ben did a video
for Netflix playing Animal Crossing.
So they're totally different.
So yeah, you should actually slide into those DMs
and get Thomas to be soft.
Yeah, I hopped into a Mario Kart
with all those lads and they are extremely good.
Like it's nothing like playing with people at achievement hunter.
Which lads are you referencing?
Like Game Grumps people and yeah, a mere and Ben and all.
Okay.
I've just done a few games with them.
Like, you mean good as in like good at the game or like funny?
Well, I mean, I wasn't talking to them.
I was there.
It was they were just good at the game.
I said I'd like joked with one of them that like if this was the trailer for
Mario Kart, no one would buy it
Because it's just like everyone going past you
Suck and Dix at the back. It's fun. I follow both
Tom's Miladitch and Ben Schwartz on social media and Ben Schwartz was talking about
There's a Vans and Simpsons collaboration, which I knew about from Tony, who works at Rishmeda.
He was like a fan of all things.
How do I describe it, John? How would you describe it?
He's a pop culture-efficient auto.
Yeah, and so he knew I like the Simpsons, and so he linked me to these two, but Ben Schwartz was
talking about these Mr. Plow Vans, which for anyone who knows Simpsons knows Mr. Plow, iconic
episode. And he was talking about how he's bummed out that they were sold out, and I was like, damn, I wish I knew about this too. I would have totally gotten it. I went on the site after tweeting that
and luckily, because I freakishly small feet,
specifically size five and a half male,
I was able to snag a pair of Mr. Plough Vans,
and I'm the happiest person in the world,
because look at these babies.
Damn, that's pretty sweet.
Wow, you gotta get a Mr. Plough Vans
and I'm the happiest person in the world,
because look at these babies.
Damn, that's pretty sweet.
Wow.
You gotta get a Mr. Plow jacket to match with them.
I know.
That name again.
So you can't wear a female size equivalent?
Oh no, this is a women's seven,
but I think because Vans, at least the page I was on,
they were putting everything in male sizes.
I think you could see where it lines up
for female sizes, but.
Why is there a difference between female and male foot sizes?
Never understood that.
I don't know.
That's a good point.
I think it's probably based on the average spectrum
of size, and so they, I don't know,
they probably just try to make the middle average of Aborigines and numerical it's a numerical value. It's like saying oh, I'm a I'm five foot ten women
But I'm like a
I'm like a six to male it's like what it's numbers just make them the nut make the scale numbers
What yeah, yeah, the same thing with fashion
They did the same thing with what well fashion do the same thing with what? Well, fashion. The fashion clothes.
Fashion though is different though, because, well.
I know, but I'm saying like a small,
women's is different than a small man's.
It's different size.
It's not just small is.
But that's not an numerical thing.
That's just small.
That's a little bit.
Women's have numerical numbers to like their... their clothing sizes are such bullshit in general because even a women's small in one store would be a
Women's like large in another store. They're so not right across the board
He's mad about the numbers. He's mad about the numeric values. I hear you like a 32 waist
That's that's that's the two 32 inches. I found an answer.
You're not gonna like it, Gavin.
Okay.
Okay.
So a lot of people agree with you.
It seems like the problem is that they do that
to differentiate because in general,
many women's feet are also different widths.
So by having different sizes,
different designations for men and women,
they can also approximate the width.
And so men's shoes are slightly wider than women's shoes.
That's not sure I'd notice if my shoes were too wide.
We also realized in this.
You would notice if they were not wide enough.
Yeah, you would definitely notice they were too tall.
Yeah, having figured out.
Sorry, I go for it again.
No, I'm just talking. It's clearly in the works.
I don't know why I'm fighting it.
I was just going to say, having figured out that I'm size 5.5 men's,
Trevor's size 12, so my foot is less than half the size of his.
That seems a weird to me.
And like, that's not right.
Because my foot is definitely not the half size of Trevor's,
but it is funny seeing like my shoe and then his shoe.
I should do the thing where I, my girlfriend currently,
she's super tiny, but I should do the thing
that people have been posting the videos of where
they mount their camera at the height that their partner is and then take a video looking
down so they can see the perspective that their partner sees that.
Oh, that's interesting. Because aren't you an Esther also a bit of a different size differentiation?
Yeah, it's a big difference. So you'd you'd you'd figure out where your eyes line up,
Gus, you put the camera at an angle and then you'd and So you'd figure out where your eyes line up Gus,
you'd put the camera at an angle,
and then you'd video and then Esther can see
how you see her.
I'm also curious to see from her perspective
what I look like.
It's not flattering to look at yourself
from under your skin.
Uh oh.
I mean, yeah, I should do that with my kids
and see what my seven-year-old season she looks up.
Yeah, if I had a kid it would just see it would just be two nostrils would be the
good idea.
It is funny.
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Oh man, I, I don't know what everyone else has been up to, but I watched a couple of documentaries this weekend. And one of them was about a story that we've talked about on the podcast before. Do you ever remember years ago, a long time ago,
we told the story about this guy in Colorado who got really mad at everyone else in the town
So he converted a bulldozer into a tank and he like went and demolished a bunch of buildings in his town. Jesus Christ
No, thank you. Yeah, there's a documentary on Netflix about it called tread
It's like 90 minutes long and it's like this guy just feels like he was wronged by everyone in this town for years
So he's like an expert welder. He just welded a bunch of steel plates to a bulldozer
And like to where it was impossible for anyone to shoot him and stop him was impossible anyone to get into it
He was controlling it by cameras that he had mounted externally that we're feeding into the
The inside of the tank and he just goes around and like demolishes the buildings that
We're owned by everyone
that he felt wronged him in the town.
Wow.
Yeah, it's a wild story.
And they have a lot of footage of him actually going around and doing this.
What happened to him then?
Well, ultimately what happened was spoiler.
He was demolishing this one hardware store, but we didn't realize was in the back of the
store there was a basement. So when you got to that part of the store half of his tank like half of the trips went into the basement
Half of it didn't so he no longer had enough traction to to drive around and he got stuck
My god is the prison?
No, he did not want to be taken alive
Yeah Is the other Doshy No, he did not want to be taken alive. Oh no. Oh, gotcha. Yeah.
So, the documentary you watched.
So, is the documentary you watched, Howard?
The story of Howard Ashman from Disney fame.
I thought about it.
Did you watch it? Is that good?
I'm two thirds of the way in.
For my interest, it's very good because it's all about
Broadway musical theater and the Renaissance era of Disney
including the writing of the songs, the lyrics and songs of like being the beast Aladdin, all of those and it's
incredibly interesting. I never knew that Howard Ashman who wrote with Alan Mankin. We all know Alan Mankin
and he's still around doing stuff. They're the ones who made those songs,
like every song and beating the beast,
they're the writers of that.
And he was also the original writer,
and I believe director of the Broadway production
of Little Shop of Horrors.
That was his first thing of fame.
But it's a really interesting documentary,
I'm only two thirds of the way through.
It's mostly
like still frame imagery and then audio from interviews because they didn't have a ton of video footage
of him. But one of my favorite details was that he apparently he was just a creative genius. Like
people constantly went to him to help talk through like creative problems and he would either have
a good take or a answer for how to solve things. And when they originally designed Ursula from
Little Mermaid, they had written her to be a very much like a, I think the way this
guy's like a Joan Rivers character, where she was very live and skinny and high cheekbones
and and that kind of thing. And they had several designs and they had one character that was based that one design that was based off of divine the drag queen
um, and
Howard was like that's that's your Ursula right there and then like he recorded like the song of like you know
poor unfortunate souls and
Pared it with that but like the reason my Ursula looks the way she doesn't and actually never realized this is
Based off of divine which is, is because of Howard Ashman.
Yeah, I mean, those,
that period of Disney movies was like the rebirth, right?
Like almost like a Renaissance.
It's called the Disney Renaissance, yeah.
For Disney animation, I felt like it had floundered for a while
and then they had several movies in a row,
all of those, you know, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast,
Lion King, or just like they were a little mermaid.
Yeah, they were just knocking it out of the park.
Well, it was a lot of it had to do with Howard Ashman's approach and he wanted to, he wanted
to make them more like musical theater and apply that like whole element to it, a whole
bunch more like previous films had used music, but they hadn't written it like musical theater.
And so he was a big reason why that era worked.
Alongside a bunch of other creative geniuses
that did amazing stuff, including,
I can't remember the artist who was basically responsible
for the look of all those, that Disney look
and the very, like a biologically looking bodies that
had like had muscle and skeletal structure much more so than previously. What's
his name is he's still alive and doing stuff. Well, Disney. No, he's not alive.
Do you guys have a favorite Disney villain? I know we're talking about Ursula.
Ursula is definitely out there for me. Jeff Farrs.
Jeff Farrs.
Jeff Farrs great.
He, I think he took the gauntie she'd bones look from that direction of villain.
I'm, I'm such a, I love, I was rewatching Hunter Mega No Tradom and judge, uh, Frollo,
Fro, Fro, Fro, it's something like that. I think it's Frollo, Frollo, some like that.
I think it's Frollo, yeah.
He's amazing.
And the stuff they got away with in that movie
that has to deal with so much that's way heavier
than most other Disney like, like Lion King
is a bunch of animals dealing with like, you know,
just food and that kind of thing.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame deals with like lust
and a bigotry
and corruption in the religious system.
Like that's what that movie deals with.
But it has talking gargoyles, so it's fine.
Lion King is just hamlet, isn't it?
Lion King is hamlet.
Yeah.
I think the best Disney villain is Woody from Toy Story.
Whoa, how brave of you to say.
You rewatch it, he really is a villain.
Jeremy Ions is pretty good as a villain.
Yeah.
Jeremy Ions is so good.
I will say Gaston I think has some of the best songs out of any Disney villain.
His song and Beauty in the bass is probably one of my top Disney songs of all time.
I see some people in chat saying,
Hey, these also great from her Achilles top not.
They have footage of a they have footage of the actor who's saying Gaston in that
Howard Ashman, uh, documentary.
And it's it's always I always forget how different the actor looks than how
Gaston is.
He's a smaller guy who's blonde haired and he's attractive,
but he's definitely not this giant beefy dude. But he's in the recording booth. He's like,
right from the moment that he's like really low in general.
I always had the act Jeremy, Jeremy Ion's like messed up his voice, trying to sing, be prepared.
So they had to replace him. So it's not him saying. But did he mess up his voice or did
they replace him because he couldn's not him saying. Did he mess up his voice or did they replace him
because he couldn't hit the notes they needed?
I don't know, but if you listen carefully to that song,
it actually sounds like he is singing some of it.
Yeah, and then they maybe switch towards the end.
They do.
When he's in the talk singing parts, it's him.
And then when it goes much more melodic near the end,
they switch to the other actor.
Yeah, who sounds like he's American in comparison to the British tones of Jeremy Ions.
Well, it wasn't very common early on in a lot of the Disney movies for the voice actor
to be the same as the singing actor.
They were quite often different people.
I mean, are they the same person in the New York stuff,
like frozen and stuff?
It's kind of become this precedent that,
that in live action and in animation,
people want them to be a one-stop shop of talent.
They don't want that to be that differentiation
of someone else like dubbing in someone singing.
So yeah, it kind of became a thing that vocalists, you know, did a lot of
their singing. But the same thing, like, there's there's multiple people who did singing
for some of the video stuff. I don't believe what's their face, a Simba and Nala were the
same actors. I can't remember. They should have dubbed out what's his face from the live action when he was Pumba. What's his name?
Pickle's Sky.
Seth Rogan.
Seth Rogan.
Seth Rogan was Pumba.
He does his best.
I mean, he does his best to sing next to Billy Eichner,
but it's a bit of a rough patch.
It's a no-no.
Also, it's so hard doing those live action versions
of Disney movies because you're constantly comparing it to the classic
That is the Disney movie itself and the the voice talent and the acting and everything
So I don't know it's hard to compare anything to the classics like that. I
Just got kicked out of V-Mix what's happening to the internet today?
I know I know I but it was like you go
boo it. Did I do that the other time? Yeah, you probably were just frozen. Oh, that's
what someone drops out. They get frozen. Oh, yeah, the last frame is what we see. Yeah,
so just I have I have a story I want to tell before the other podcast because I met an
interesting character that I would love to describe to you guys. Tell us.
Please.
And then guess we had to eventually talk about something else.
Gus, you and I.
Oh, okay.
I'll make this, I'll make this very quick.
It's not, it's just, it's just the most interesting side of the street homeless man I have ever
seen.
Oh, no.
Ever.
So I'm driving, I'm driving in the, the West part of Austin, in the Westport of Austin
in the West Lake area of Austin
and I'm coming up on a freeway exit
and going under the underpass and there's a guy ahead,
I'm like 12 cars back from the light
and I see a guy ahead in the divider
who's got a car board sign and is doing the thing
where he's panhandling that kind of thing
and as I get closer, I realize he's not doing a conventional
panhandling technique.
Instead, he is holding the sign with one hand.
He is flipping off all the cars with his other hand.
And the sign just simply says, fuck West Lake pigs.
And he is doing this to all the cars.
He randomly is picking some of the cars and
screaming obscenities at them. Must have been I didn't have my window down, but I assume
it was some sort of eloquent manifesto of his distaste with pigs. And then as he's
kind of making his way down, he also decides to switch from the middle finger and goes to the ball grabbing kind of move
where you kind of like shake grabbing your balls at someone else and you're like, yeah, I don't really know what message that tells,
but it is distasteful. So I think that's what he was trying to convey. And then his, his opus of this performance was he eventually turned around,
put his head between his thighs and flipped off the cars through his leg upside down
through the crotch of the region of his body.
So that we got an in his face and middle finger.
What's that message?
Was he getting a lot of money?
He was surprisingly not getting a lot of takers.
And I was a bit taken aback by this performance.
I assume it was a one-man show.
He was workshopping in public.
And I didn't take the time to roll down my window
and hear the lyrics I assume.
That's hilarious.
So is that like an overly affluent area that he has a problem with?
It is the affluent area of Austin.
And he was just apparently just not happy with them and was showing that through his
piece. You know, if you're allowed to peaceful protest and that sounds like what he was doing, and was showing that through his peace.
You know, if you're allowed to peaceful protest,
and that sounds like what he was doing, although,
yeah, I mean, I guess if he's only touching himself.
Yeah, he was just grabbing himself and that was it.
So it was fine.
And I wish him best in all of his endeavors.
It's a high, I'm just impressed by that head between the legs,
upside down, flip off like that.
That's a lot of energy to be putting out there,
because it's been really hot the past few days too.
So I imagine he was probably pretty hot out there doing that.
Didn't Death Valley register the hottest temperature on Earth?
I think it was like 130 degrees.
Yeah.
Oh, god.
It was like 50 something.
Yeah, it was Death Valley's hottest temperature ever, is what it was.
It was just, and I think it was.
Typically, the hottest place on planet world.
Yeah, it was 107 here over the weekend, I think.
Yeah.
I said the screenshot to my girlfriend that it was, I thought it was funny because my phone,
when you look at it at night,
it tells me what the forecast will be for tomorrow
and it tells me like what the temperature
is different from yesterday.
And I sent her a text and I said,
it's gonna get cooler because today I said,
it was gonna be 100 degrees,
which is seven degrees cooler than yesterday.
So I was like, enjoy.
It's nice and cool today.
Wear a sweater.
Yeah, I know it was hot this weekend because Trevor and I went for a walk
that could not have been more than 15 minutes
and we both fell asleep the second we got home
and it was like, mid after.
I thought you were gonna say you fell asleep on the wall.
Oh.
It was so hot, we just passed out on the middle of the street.
Now we got home and immediately we're just like,
I'm so fucking
Exhausted all of a sudden because the heat just drains you when it's that high
Yeah, it's you could heart rate up. Yeah getting some vitamin D2, which is nice
Haven't been doing as much as that as I need to yeah get that vitamin D
But you had something you want to make sure we talked about yeah
I want to make sure we talked about this because I spent all week making sure I did
my homework for Gus.
Trevor and I started and finished all of Indian matchmaking.
Oh, you watched it.
Wow.
The whole thing on Netflix.
It's only like eight episodes.
Which is something I want to talk to you about.
And I know this is going to be very niche
because there's obviously not everyone in our audience
has watched it, you guys haven't watched it.
So I apologize.
But there's got to be another season.
Yeah, I would imagine.
It was really entertaining and it's really well done.
I think what I said last week was like,
you feel really invested with some of the people
on that show.
And it's almost like characters that are written invested with some of the people on that show. And it's like, it's almost like characters
that are written, but it's real people.
You're watching their story unfold,
but it's not a story, it's their life,
the way that they're navigating these situations.
And I think they just do such a good job
of weaving that story through,
it's real life.
I don't know, I keep saying story.
We're like, people disappear or they leave the show
and then they come back and just watching people grow and change
throughout the course of the show.
It's just really phenomenal.
Yeah, I think the reason why I think there has to be a season two
is because it, like, I think you talked about this last week
but they essentially, like, keep introducing new people
as other people, like, you're like, okay, this is kind of resolved
so we're going to move on to new people.
They introduced a new person in the last four minutes of the last episode.
And I'm like, what? Is there more? That can't be happening.
Yeah, they introduced that person.
I checked how much longer it was on the episode.
This is the last episode.
There's only like three minutes left.
Debbie, like Frodo in Mountain Dew about to throw the ring into the fire and they introduced
the hobbit that was there the whole time they just never talk about.
There's another one.
Oh, this is Kevin.
He's been here the whole time and there goes the ring and that's the movie.
Yeah.
It's really good.
I mean, what did you all think about?
What did you and Trevor think about it?
We really liked it. It was very entertaining, but I also like,
because we talked about La Violin and the Baps learn all those types of shows,
I love shows like that reality shows about dating and finding love and stuff like that.
I think it's so entertaining.
So Gus, I feel like you might like La Violin if you liked Indian matchmaking.
I feel like those people, those people, I feel like on La Violin and shows like that,
like people play it up for camera. I felt like with Indian matchmaking, it was a lot more
genuine. It was people who are like a lot more authentic and they're just happy to be a camera. They're documenting the process.
It is, it is a very interesting thing. Like I know that in that culture, arranged marriages are very prevalent and have been for a very long time and they still are to this day. So it was weird to see one particular couple where they met and like so many of these first meetings
are with the entire families too. So it's so awkward of just like hello nice to meet you.
Here's my parents and my grandmother and my sister. Let's have an awkward first date all together
with both of our families. Nope.
Yeah.
But to see that one particular guy who met this girl and her family, and they seemed really
awkward together and they weren't really talking much, but they showed them on the phone
later and it was still awkward.
And then he was talking to his cousin.
He's like, yeah, I think I like her.
I think I'm going to say yes.
And then they're engaged.
Right.
It's just insane.
It's crazy.
I mean, they say it, a couple of different people say it
at different times throughout that show.
It's like, yeah, we'll get married,
and then we'll find love later.
Like, we'll just make sure that we're compatible,
we have the same goals, and then we'll build
something from that.
That is about, I guess, like being open and honest
from the beginning, making sure that you want
the same things and then just working to find
middle ground from there.
That's bonkers.
Coming from someone who did the opposite
and had a failed marriage, I can't imagine,
that's not how I can work every single time
where you can just match up with somebody
and then figure it out.
Nope, I feel like there's enough people in the world, enough other people where you can be like,
this person, this person I get on with really well.
I can't imagine just finding the nearest person and being like, that's probably the one,
without really knowing, that's crazy.
They don't find the nearest person.
I mean, like they deal with this matchmaker who makes sure, who presents them people
who are aligned with their way of thinking
and was aligned with their values
and the stuff that they want.
So it's not like, there's randomly picking a name
out of the phone book.
I don't even know what I want.
How is a matchmaker supposed to know what I want
and find me a proper, a proper, that's why the family's involved.
Yeah, it's just such a nice thing.
Family could not be able to tell you who I'm supposed to date.
Do you think it's a good system?
Like having much, having like more experience.
I think if people are into that, yeah, I think it's good for some people, absolutely.
And there's people in that show who, like, in, they call a marriage, like we think of it,
they call it a love marriage.
They talk, there's people in that show who've been through love marriage, like it not work out.
And they're like, you know what? Love marriage didn't work. I'm gonna try a love marriage. There's people in that show who've been through love marriage, like in that workout, and they're like,
you know what, love marriage didn't work?
I'm gonna try a range marriage.
And it's like, they're pursuing that to see,
you know, how do you get this?
I can't wait to try it.
But I feel like a lot of families are more strongly
opinion than others.
So some one family might be like,
a doctor, get that one, just because this doctor
not necessarily knowing if they're a good man.
You should absolutely watch the show
because that happens on a very frequent
occasion of people being like, oh, I'm just going to let my mom decide who I
date in this case and ask all the questions and stuff like that. Is there a rave
happening in Gavin's room right now? A rave? You got like something is like
flashing lights and changing colors
It's like it's on like sound mode
I just I don't my ceiling light doesn't work So I have to I have to use my fancy lights for just light
But I was so upset with the
There's that person that Nadia goes out with for a while
Yeah, I think it's serious,
and then he's like, he like ghosts her twice.
He's like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Dude, that whole thing, I couldn't tell
if that was just, it didn't work out,
and then they had to add some type of narrative
to make it like explained why it doesn't work out,
like that he ghosts her or something like that,
because it seemed like very set up in that way.
It was very weird. It was very weird. I I feel like yeah for me just hearing about it is
It's just one of those things that was like if you don't grow up with that environment. It sounds crazy, but to them
That's perfectly normal and the way other people do it is crazy. Yeah, yeah, like I I feel like I've had that so much switching countries where it's like
I guess it is strange that when I was in England, I would have like,
six to eight cups of tea in a day,
and now I don't do that as much
because there's not one always stick in the kettle on.
To the point where it's like,
maybe that wasn't a bit strange.
It was a little excessive, who knows?
But yeah, it's like the first episode,
I think the matchmaker says like,
in that culture, there is love marriage,
which is like a, you know,
what I think a lot of people in the US
and the Western world are used to,
but they have marriage and love marriage.
So like marriage is typically arranged
or you know, determined by the family
or in some capacity.
So that was like instantly so weird to me and so foreign to me.
But it was very entertaining and really.
It really grabs you, right?
Yeah. From the beginning and you're like,
like I started watching,
I was like, I don't know if this is something I'm gonna like.
You start watching, you put it on,
and instantly you're like, oh no, this is really enthralling.
And I want to see where this is going to go.
Okay, then two things. One, I'm going to try an episode this week.
I'm going to give it one episode and that one episode.
It'll drag you to grab you.
Two, I have to dress something in chat. There's a bunch of people
who are saying that my mom should pick my girlfriend or my partner or my
boyfriend for me. Hey, chat spoiler. My mom hooked me up with my ex-wife.
She was the one who chose the woman that I married.
Not always going to work out.
That's not going to be a good idea every time.
You pretty much did it a range marriage.
It wasn't arranged, but my mother introduced us
and was definitely pro.
No, she was definitely pro putting us together
and really trying to do her best to get us to hook.
So she is a really bad, I wouldn't say bad taste, but.
She just didn't know me.
And I didn't know me.
I got married when I was 22.
Don't get married when you're 22.
Well, which is funny because in any matchmaking,making is like you're 25 and you're single what the hell is going on
You can get married when you're 22. It's fine. I'm screaming at John from from
20 2008 whatever it was I mean don't get
Devourses it's I feel like the stigma on a divorce is way less than what it used to be now
It's like get married feel like it get divorced get married again. So it it's just like extreme dating
It's it's a bit more cumbersome than just that but yes, I agree that it's a day with
Same-outs of paperwork. Yes
And judges.
But really it's like, in terms of what changes in your life,
if you've already lived with that person,
it's not a ton day today, it's just like a,
an extra set of people.
That's right, we didn't live together
before we got married.
But that was also a problem.
I highly recommend you live with each other
before you get married.
I would agree with that.
You don't really,
you don't really, give her another chance.
I think it's referring to your mom,
not your ex-boyfriend.
No.
I feel like the living together
is the most important stage.
Yeah.
Which is why all these people on Love Island
are like, I wanna marry you, I wanna do,
we gotta have kids.
It's like, you've only lived with each other
with other people on television.
Like you don't know how, you don't know how you fit
into each other's actual lives.
You don't know what it's like getting,
your food poisoning from getting Greek food together.
Yeah.
Right, you don't know what it's like falling asleep
on a hot walk together.
Yeah.
You might, you could do that without living together. Yeah, it's important. I don't think I'd be
able to commit myself to somebody long-term without having spent that time because you, I mean, even if
you date for years and spend a lot of time at each other's places, it's not the same as actually
sharing space and sharing stuff and responsibility and things like that. Well, that's even something I didn't learn until I got divorced because I didn't live alone until I was divorced.
And I realized that's my preferred state is living alone.
Is that I don't, I have to have a lot of separate space in order to function properly.
And so I don't really know if at any point in my life, I'm going to have someone else live with me.
It could change later on.
But right now I'm like, I, like, I like having a loan time, and
you can't have that if you're married and live with each other from the get go.
Have you ever found that being divorced has impacted any of your relationships off
to getting divorced? Has anyone really cared that you've been married before?
I imagine it's probably more about the kids, right, than the divorce.
The kids is the bigger hurdle for some people to get past.
Even though I've, you know,
I'm obviously every single person
I've ever gone out with.
I'm like, you are not my kids new, mom, your daddy.
I'm not looking for that.
So, and I've always kept my kids quite separate
from my relationships.
I don't really even introduce them to the people
until quite a ways in.
They also deal with issues like this on Indian matchmaking.
They do.
So we had a game we wanted to play tonight.
But we're running out of time.
We really don't have time to do it.
So hopefully we'll get to that next week.
It's a game we could play next week as well.
But we do have to wrap a little bit early today because we have a watch party coming up here
in 10 minutes at 630. So
Stay here. Just stay here. If you watch you live stick around, there's gonna be a watch party
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I'll say it at the beginning of the Watch Party, so you'll know it, and I'll give you,
if you want to know the full title to it, come on over to the Watch Party.
I know you're chomping at the bit to know that full title, so.
Genuinely a fun movie with a great cast and you and Regarger playing a flamboyant
gay villain, it's fantastic.
It's so good, it's so much fun.
Stick around right now that's about to start.
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