Rooster Teeth Podcast - The WORST Pizza in Austin, TX - #747

Episode Date: April 19, 2023

Join Gus Sorola, Armando Torres, Andrew Rosas, and Griff as they talk about vomit inducing pizza, the Armando moving special, hitting the gwidy, the wild west of the internet and more! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp, Evil Dead Rise, Dead Island 2, and more!  -This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first month. -Go to https://www.evildeadrisemovie.com to watch the trailer. Get your tickets to see Evil Dead Rise in theaters April 21. -Head to https://bit.ly/DI2RTP to pre-order Dead Island 2, or buy it in stores on April 21 for Xbox, PlayStation and PC.   See RTP LIVE at The Moontower Just For Laughs Festival! April 19th in Austin, Texas http://bit.ly/RTPMoon RTX Tickets are on sale NOW! RTX Austin July 7th-9th - https://www.rtxaustin.com/ Already FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm Andrew. And I'm a Vando. And I'm Gus. Mr. Raspberry is over there. What do you mean? So rude. What do you mean? Blue and Raspberry's at me right before we go live. I don't know if she's talking about that.

It's my for all of you that are under the age of 40 out there uh and don't know what Gus was talking about right before we started. Did you do not say that anymore? Blue and Raspberry's? No. You know, blue and raspberry with the dudes. You know, after after after a rousing game of hoop and stick you're not blowing your raspberry with the thumbs.

You're pushing the string of a barrel on the screen. What the tiktok her say is damn that boy got the razz Yeah, I said right before we started I said hey Gus and he looked over and I just went Which is it's always funny for no reason it's classical three-stooches I've been doing it before that Vodville it's eternal yeah you don't live you don't live here yet right you're moving here wow you're old like we can undo that like I don't need papers my god yeah I haven't officially moved to Austin Texas yes I do have an apart here a lot yeah I haven't this is the Austin, Texas, yes. I do have an apartment here a lot. Yeah, I haven't, this is the richest I've ever felt

is because I have been able to say for the last month, oh yeah, back on my Austin place. And then when I'm here, I get to say, back on my Los Angeles place and then I get robbed. Yeah, which I understand. I will be moving here on, you don't have to get an exact date. Well, I'm starting with trip on the 27th.

What a apartment number. What are you leaving incoming schedule? What are you? What are your greatest fears? You'll make a stop set. A love's truck stops all along I tend from LA to El Paso. He's a Bucky's boy. He's a Bucky's boy.

I've never been to a Bucky's, but people keep bringing me back stuff from buckies. You should go. I'm absolutely going to go to bucks. Make them regret their cleanest bathrooms pledge. Is that a real pledge that they have? Yeah. And they're clean.

How often do they clean your house? They're highly detailed. A bathroom. I think every time I've been to a bathroom at a buckies, they're someone in their cleaning it. Okay. Oh, yeah. They someone in there cleaning it. Oh yeah. I think they're in a constant attendance. Yeah.

There is someone in there on the ones and twos, so I speak to her. Just really. That's it, Ended. Three minutes in. Alright, see you later. Bye everybody. Roll that music. I have never not had violent diarrhea in a truck stop bathroom. I've never been at like a truck stop not praying for God.

You Will this is about cars that make you want to shit me You specifically, oh, I just want to be in the vehicle Yeah, I always need to take a fat shit. Yeah, it's because you do the pizza every day. Yeah, I do Without the workout. Yeah. Basically figured out the old points. Mondo has an entire pizza then whether it is about

to come out or about to go in. It's either common or going. Yeah. We call it the pizza continuum. There's just one cycle that continues of, yeah. Perpetual pizza machines. Yeah, pizza is as above so below. Okay, you slice and slice out.

I just wanted like, I'm blanced before picturing something. What's okay. So what I've always thought is wild is that like people tell me all the time about how how they have to die or what they have to do to lose weight. And I found out from a nutritionist, from like a person whose job it is to make me not this, is if I want to lose weight, the amount of calories I have to eat every day, if I don't want to work out, is 2800 calories a fucking day.

Fuck you. Just to keep going and also lose weight is 2800 calories. Do you know how much I would have to eat if I wanted to not work out and lose weight? Probably like to. 1148. Whoa! That's so low! That's so little. Why don't you do 2800? That sounds way better. That sounds way better. That's the number. You got to know. I would like that.

I would like that. Even when I do get that even when I do get to work out you know how many I get 1778 78 that's not fair at all. No, that's that's like it's because I'm short and the one sand that's like one sandwich Yeah, four grapes and a rice cake. Oh, yeah, like I see stuff like you know like I love the factor meals Yeah, they'll be like it's low calorie and I'm like this is 600 calories. That's half my day Yeah, that's low when I was trying to when, this is 600 calories, that's half my day. Yeah, that's low. When I was trying to, when I was like actively trying to live healthy and be better,

sometimes I would order a Chipotle bowl, the large chips and guac, and get a side tortilla, and I'm talking a bowl, a loaded up. I would have it loaded up, and then I would, the supermarket sweep put every thing all of it all of it all of it I could do that and be like all right as long as I have just like a piece of chicken for dinner I'm fine you right it's so much calories I like to like the bowl and the side tortilla it's like yeah you

just you just deconstructed the burrito. Yeah, right. And that Chipotle large chips and guac is like 900 calories. Yeah, it's a lot. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm a huge fan. It's solid fat. The reason I brought up the side tortilla

for those of you that don't know, the side tortilla itself is like 300 calories. What? Yeah, it's fucking, it's flour and's, it's, it's flowering large. I don't need chipotle. I don't need chipotle. I get a bowl every time. I love, I love the negotiations you do with yourself about the future food.

Yeah. How good you're going to be later. It's like, no, I will per enjoy this 1400 calorie bowl. As long as for dinner, I have a fish skeleton on a trash can. I'm going to eat like heat pudding. I'm just gonna eat it. No, you're the begin the Mickey Mouse gift where he's like slicing the bread in the sea.

Slicing a bean. Slicing a bean. Just one bean for razor thin. Like it's fucking good fellas and they're slicing the garlic. It's a garlic in the fish. No, no, no, no, no. It's my diet and I call it America's isn't in the 1920s. It's because you have big elegant meal up top Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, everything must go. I don't know what my number is, my bed is probably.

It's probably around 2000. Oh, you're moving here. That's supposed to be a segue way. Hold on, hold on. They're not showing that. Yeah, I think I'm pretty sure. They're not. Okay, we'll get to that in a second because all I wanted to point out is that I am actually factually literally eating for two. Now that I know that you're having a fucking 1300. When you're working about, I get what, 28 or some shit like that. Without working out. Without working out.

It's because you're six four. Yeah, oh my god. I literally just because you're six four. When I was, when I was actively dieting and exercising, all I did was walk six miles a day. That's all I had to do. That's all, that's a lot. It gets easy once you get into the repertoire of it.

And that's also like a three mile walk in the morning when you get up and then a three mile walk at night before you go to bed. It in the morning awakes you up at night. It really took her so out. It really took her so out. And back then my like diet was still like a little over 3000 calories, which to me sounds insane.

But if you wanted to put on muscle, you'd probably have to eat like what 3,400, 3,500 a day to put on muscle. I honestly wonder what Blaine eats with how much, because he's, he and I probably don't weigh that much different. You're gonna say, this is all fucking muscle. I don't, I feel like Blaine told us how much you ate.

He did, I can't remember what Blaine did. He either, because I was shocked, I didn't know that men weighed so much, like by default. Just yeah, on the character creator slider, it starts at the base level as so much. I'm not gonna say the number unless you guess it. How much you think I weigh?

Let me in the eye. Like you're not? Oh, yeah. No, no, no, wait, you're fucking paranoid. Okay, okay. You told me how much you weigh. Yeah, how much do you weigh? I weigh 185 Wow, okay

243 What a dream what a dream I love you now you take your serious guess. I don't know how much men wait. Uh, I would say over 280. Yeah, over fucking 280. Yeah, of course. I'm not gonna go into specifics, but I wait over 300 pounds. No, I was gonna say three bills. Yeah, conservative by my point.

And it's not like a baby over 300 pounds. It's like I'm over 300 pounds. Solid's like, I'm over 300 pounds. Solidly. I just like, okay, here's my thing. When I, a woman, just between, I feel like at one average, between like, anywhere between a hundred and 15, 110 to like, 185, usually,

they're like kind of taller. So I was like, I thought men were the same way. So I was like, oh, Gus is like super tall. He's probably like, like, I was like, it was like kind of taller. So I was like I thought men were the same way. So it was like oh Gus is like super tall He's probably like like like I was like was he like 150 160 What carry this fucking kettlebells The cock-ass like coin-pounds Exactly, they do say that. Yeah, I'm clear. That's not I'm not I Realized

How much do you think I wait you yeah, I'm gonna say No, I've been yelled at I'm gonna say but the book 80 book night book 85 I weighed myself this morning. Oh 23 23 I can't tell you the win way. So here's my secret is I used to hang out at carnivals. So I'm looking at you going like, okay, head, that's like two quarters of a thing. I'm in this business.

Yeah, you can just just strap like, because like what is like a human being like me? It's like, oh, he's probably like eight heads tall. So you just like to strap like the weight. I feel like we have to talk about this moving special because the crew is walking around here. Like they're in the NASA control. Yes, right there.

Waited for the fucking shuttle to come back around. Give us a goddamn second before we shove your goddamn shit down the face. Oh, he's racing. They don't, they don't want to be sold to. Like, like, dads outside of delivery room. Yeah. Is what they're, they're pacing. They're like smoking.

Like, oh my god. They're mad at us. Yeah, what they're they're pacing. They're like smoking like oh my god They're mad at us now that that's been said though I don't we get to that blames and chat It told us how much he weighs. I'm a seisey way 200. He weighs 200. That's crazy. I feel bad for blade Now I went I went I went blames fat ass I dragged him down in the dirt. He's felt we have The We have a very special announcement for you on the 27th of April in the year 2023 of our of our dear

Christ Lord. Yes, 10 days from today. 10 days from now. Fuck. Yeah. So, sobering. Yeah, wow. Especially when you got to go home and pack up all your shit. I will be moving to Austin and we my friends at Ristartyth have actually presented put together a very special thing for us. The first annual Ristarty will move in special two months pro-rated utilities not included live stream. He is moving every year. There's the first annual. There's no such thing as first annual. We've been over this.

No, this is the first annual. First annual is not a thing. Well, you cannot have first annual. It's this. No, this is the first annual. First annual is not a thing. Yeah, well, you cannot have first annual. It's it's inaugural. If things are annual, this is the first time in an inaugural. Well, no, two words can be right. No, it's like there is no first annual. I think it's the first annual.

I'm going to fuel the flames and say we don't talk about actually what the movement special is, but instead argue. I really think that's what everybody. We're gonna argue about it for 10 days and settle it on the move in special., but instead argue with that. I really think that's what everybody. We're gonna argue about it for 10 days and settle it on the move in special. Right. With Fist of Cuffs. What is this? What?

I'm pointing to Andrew Shoe. What is this, Gus? It's a shoe. No, it's white. Things can be two things. Words can be different. Words can be two things. Things can be two things.

Alright. Shoe, shoe, shoe, your move in special. You're fucking. ESL hack. Oh, look for the salt t-shirts. All right, chill your moving spec You're fucking ESL hack Oh yeah Look for the cell t-shirts Yeah, they came to us and they said,

Hey, we've got a bunch of extra shirts and stuff that we want to move and we know that you're coming down and I said, yeah, I am coming down because I live in the studio Yeah So we are going to be selling off a bunch of merchandise Yeah, a bunch of scut, it's got that thing on it.

That guy. He's on all of the merch so it has to go. That thing that like, and I hate to bring fucking drama to the airwaves, but like, I just got to say it as a fan. Gus, I appreciate what you've been doing. Shut up. I'm the scene. Stop it. Because I know what you've been doing. Shut up. Shut up. I'm the scene. Stop it.

Because I know you can't say it. Stop it. We can't. We're doing a live stream. But we know that you took a stand. It's the first time now. That's fine. You know?

I'm telling you more. We know. We know. We know. We know. Big winks over here, guys. Ooh. Yeah, we know.

So, we have a bunch. It's gonna be a bunch of merch. It might be discounted. It'll probably be discounted. We're gonna do all kinds of stuff. Everything must go. Everything's gonna go. Everything's gonna go.

You know what I'm saying? It has to, if it doesn't go, you don't know what's gonna happen to it because it needs to get out of it. It needs to get out. It needs to, we need it the fuck out of it now. It's gonna, we talked to the kids in third world countries. They have all the losing Super Bowl team.

Yeah, they don't want any more. They don't want any more. They said they actually like them. Okay. We'll tell you two. I should be clear. Are I'm going to get shit out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like Arty. I like Arty.

I call him, I call it because of Griff. I call him little guy. Yeah, Griff started saying I like already already I come I call it because of grip I call a little guy. Yeah, yeah, uh, Griff started saying little guys like, oh, I'm already already. I cannot stress to you how fun this fucking live strip is gonna be. We have to make room for Mondo. Yeah, we have to make room. We gotta get rid of all the stuff. Everything must go so Mondo can come. Yeah, that's right it down. Right it down. Yeah, right it down and you can spell it however you want One thing that I was that I the reason I know that this is gonna be a killer live stream is because we were prepping the creative for it. Yeah the three of us and

We had to bring in what we had to bring in facilities legal like we had to bring in so many other departments There was a We had to bring in so many other departments. There was a safety meeting. Yeah, there was a safety meeting. I got like three emails about a woodchipper, I don't know. Yeah. There was a lot of stuff that went into the planning for this that like we're.

We have to hire a first aid guy to be off camera, but also there. A like comptroller. We had to be like something like official office party. We had to like the city. We had to write the city walkers that they had to delay their season finale for what we were doing.

It's a whole thing. Yeah. People outside here probably don't know that walkers filmed like, right? Yeah, no, it's literally, we were shooting something one time. And I was like, this is a weird, and it was like a fake entry to a bar.

Yeah. And I was like, what the fuck is this? And you were like, it's Walker. And I was like, I know, but like, what is it? And you were like, Walker, like the show. And I was like, what the fuck is this? And you were like a twalker. And I was like, I know, but like, what is it? And you're like, like Walker, like the show. And I was like, I thought Walker was the name of a fabrication company. Like, I thought they were, I thought they were

another production company, not a TV show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, that took me by surprise. I love getting the emails while I was living in Los Angeles, the emails about like, hey guys, you can't park your car here because like they're gonna bring a tank through for Walker this week.

I love that. So just like, I don't know, Walker, get fucked. Don't park here, this is gonna helicopter's gonna land in the parking lot. Yeah, the helicopter's gonna be in the parking lot. Yeah, the helicopter's gonna be in the parking lot. Yeah, the helicopter's gonna be in the parking lot. Yeah, the helicopter's gonna be in the parking lot.

Yeah, the helicopter's gonna be in the parking lot. Yeah, the helicopter's gonna be in the parking lot. Yeah, the helicopter's gonna be in the parking lot. Yeah, the helicopter's gonna be in the parking lot. Yeah, the helicopter's gonna be in the parking lot. Yeah, the helicopter's gonna be in the parking lot. Yeah, the helicopter's gonna be in the parking lot. Yeah, the helicopter's gonna be in the parking lot. Yeah, the helicopter's gonna be in the parking lot. Yeah, the helicopter's gonna be in the parking lot. Yeah, the helicopter's gonna I'm fucking parking lot. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. I I I went to Georgia State for college and that campus is like in the dead center where they started all of the filming stuff. I think the first big thing that happened was like we couldn't walk through the parks because

they were filming the Anchorman 2 fight scene. And then like from then on it was just we would get emails every single week that's like, hey guys, you can't go down to cater street It's being blocked off. They're doing some fast and furious stuff So if you see cars getting flipped over here explosions. That's just fast Don't worry about it. Venom they did the venom chase scene there watching that movie I was like, oh, they just went around my mom's building like six times. This is not San Francisco. I worked there There's so many things I can identify Georgia in a scene and like two, there are two things I can identify in half a second.

Um, was Georgia, was Georgia the place that this was filmed and did Jack Antonoff produce this song? Oh, I, I, I, I, I, I, third, I think we talked about it on another thing. Uh, if a porn star is your opinion, if a porn star is European. That's the thing you can tell. That's instantly. That is the one thing. I can always tell when a porn star is European because there's a little bit of like, there's a little bit of hate in it.

You know what I mean? There's like a, there's a silent strength that you don't see from the American porn star. There's a resilience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're fucking like they fucking, they got out of something. You know what I mean?

Yeah, the cold Eastern block that, you know, tempers you. And you can see that in the way they make love. Yeah, fucking American porn star will be like hanging over somebody being like, oh my, oh my, fuck you. You like that? But fucking Eastern European point star is like writing on top of you going, I don't care if you fucking like this.

Look away from the camera. Look away. She forgot that there's a thing that should go in it. Yeah. Anyway, it's a resilience. It's a resilience. It's a resilience. Then you get for living in the block.

Fuck. These are great talents to have. All of them. When you're, yes, when you're a tempered steel in the, in the emotional blight of the Eastern block. Are you glad you brought us on? Oh, you're happy about the decision. Sit back and relax.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, man. And in fact, that guy named J. Lo said, 2023 RT is horny. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Well, go keep some on topic on Friday. Also, we were talking about a lot, the horny stuff.

We does all talk about Monday coming. Yeah, we all talk about Monday. No, that's what happened. You said we spelled however we want. You said I'm coming. I said spell spell however you want I didn't do that they put it in the chat that was in your head. He's talking about the city in Georgia. Yeah Come in Georgia. It's spelled like that. It's spelled like that. It's spelled like

What an unfortunate name it's and you think they change it or Capitalize on it and they do neither. It's not close to buts. Butts County is pretty close. It's not butts. It's not butts County. No, it's not butts County. I don't know where to go for that. I was probably coming.

Probably coming. Speaking of things that are like, I don't know, not horny. I think this might be the exact opposite of horny, which is we have started the foundation, the groundwork, if you will, for starting the RT high-pouse. Yes. It's going to be, so the way that this started is that I got a new apartment

and I love having people over. And so I have created the first, or at least the first of the new, the RT party house. Yeah. Where everyone I have to work, I want everyone to come over, I want everyone to hang out and drink and your neighbors are going to love this. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're going to hate it. I'm making copies of his keys. Afterwork. Right now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, by the way, and our RTX, we're throwing them out into the crowd.

Yeah. So he's big. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. out into the crowd. Yeah, so he's doing it. Oh, yeah. But not the actual. Yeah, I address. So you can have the key. You'll never know what it goes. I need to just stumble around Austin. This is a great, the real log door. Uh, and so, but like, yeah, we started, like, it started as a bit, but of me saying, like, well, let me move here.

Let me get an apartment. And then like, after a year, like, well, let me move here, let me get an apartment. And then like after a year, like, why don't we rent the house? Yeah. And then more and more people are like, fuck yeah, let's do that. Yeah, let's get a big house. Each person that agrees to come on, bigger house. Yeah, because if you think about it,

all of us are probably paying around $2,000 for whatever shit hole we live in now. If we like this, right? I mean, if we all put our $2,000 together, we could buy a big house that's not shit. It could be beautiful. It could be beautiful. It could be beautiful. It's just one big stream.

And then we can all save money and we just all get robes. Yeah. And then like no more money for haircuts. We just shave our heads. Well then we're so focused on content creation that we don't want to worry about that other stuff. So we take those things away from us. Except for me, because I got to be the one that decides what happened before. We need a leader.

Yeah. I've been really getting it. It's just didn't get a foot tattoo on the bottom of my foot. I made a video about this. It's kind of like, there's some really cool nakeds that we could all get to. Oh, yeah. So make me have this kind of like. Oh, so you're about some, uh, there's some really cool Nike's that we could all get to. Oh, yeah. Did you know, did you know, you could save a lot of money if you make your own cool aid from the packet instead of buying it? First of all, it was slavery. It's slavery. It's slavery. Second of all, I have tried

buying a pair of my ex-ex-ex-ex-ex. They're, they're like 10K if you want a pair. What? Almost bought a pair. I saw a pair for $500. What? And I didn't buy it because I was too broke. Dude, they cost like this. Like thousands of dollars. What were the shoes that the heavens gave? 97 Nike decade job, uh, jobbers.

Yeah, they stopped making them. They stopped making them because heavens gave them. Cause the heavens gave them. Used them in the thing. And the thing. And the thing. You know what shoe they almost used. I'm trying to keep us slightly not

The shoe that they almost picked was the Nike Cortez, but it was a couple cents cheaper The drug-dilling game would have been changed forever If they discontinued the Cortez we wouldn't have hip-hop. No, we wouldn't Mexicans wouldn't have nothing on their feet They wouldn't have had the they wouldn't have just switched to Adita Shelto. Absolutely not. You could fucking kill me. I'm just saying like if the option was closed on the Nike's, would the switch have been gone? Cortez or nothing. Because especially because it's happened in the 90s, like it was already set.

Yeah. But also like I feel like if you took Cortez shoes away from my dad, he would only wear house slippers for the rest of his life. I can get you a pair for three grand. That's the thing. if you took Cortez shoes away from my dad, he would only wear house slippers for the rest of his life. I can get you a pair for three grand. That's the cheapest. That's all the cheapest. Free shipping.

Oh, thank God. That is a hell of a moving gift, guys. And I thank you for that. You know why they're putting five? You know why they're that expensive? They have to ship them from the Halebop comic. That's why it's so expensive. So the last factory is the last machine that makes them. I cannot fitbot comic. That's right. That's right. That's right.

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66, 60. Jesus. Put it in our specialist price. Yeah. It's a, they call it Nike Decades 90s cult running shoe. Yeah, yeah, that's what they called it too. They didn't know. They're, I mean, you run the,

you have a cult podcast, Armando. Yeah, I'm endlessly fascinated by cults. It's available everywhere too, like Spotify, Apple, podcasts. Wherever you get it. Yeah, wherever you get them. Wherever you listen to them. But,

I don't know, you could probably elucidate this, but there are people who, like, people in the heavens gate called, who didn't take the trip. Yeah. Like, they lived through it. They still run the website. And they like, like, they're still alive

and still like, when's the comment coming back? They're updating the email every day. For anyone who's unfamiliar with it, in the back of the 90s, there was a group called Heaven's Gate run by Marshall Apple White and his partner, whose name, I cannot remember now because I've just done like a hundred episodes after that.

Bonnie Nettles? Bonnie Nettles? I can't believe so. That's so familiar. Yeah. So they ran Heaven's Gate and it was this hippie-dippy new wave Group where they basically he was one of the only people that I've ever seen where I don't think he wanted to run Yeah, and just kept making bad decision after bad decision and eventually they all

They drink some flavor-yid. They drank, well, yeah, that was in Guyana, that was a Jonestown. Yeah. They drank a mixture that, as the TikTokers would say, unalived them. Yeah. Which is not the Riz. No.

When they did that, they all had a uniform, including the Nike decade joggers, as well as like a, they had a track suit with homemade patches that said heaven's gate away team. Yeah. It's fucking sad. That's a pretty, that's a pretty cool jacket. It's a, if I could get that fucking patch on heavy, then I fucking heart beat. They took phenyl barbed-all mixed with apple sauce or pudding and washed it down with vodka. Yeah.

I love the Wikipedia entry about this cult because under members it says, 41 pre-1997, two post-1997. That's Brazil. That is Brazil. And, bro, let's put that up. Also, am I a bit missed from remembering, weren't they in like a purple and gold colorway?

The shoes? Yeah, well, it was black purple and white. The colorway? Yeah, like purple and white. What are the colorways in a different colorway? Yeah, that's what, that's hard to sell. The colorways. The colorways?

Yeah, and they, that should suck. There are people that stuck around, there were, that run the site. There's a few people who backed out at the last second and have like mad survivors Gill and that's like a whole other thing. That's where it gets kind of tricky There's two there's I truly think there's at least one guy who is still in it and like Uncle podcast, we're very clear that we never want to blame victims because they got tricked. I don't respect the victims. I don't, I don't even consider it that they on the live themselves.

I straight up think they were murdered. Yeah. And so, uh, there's one guy who's who has the weirdest fucking stance. And I think that he's like clinging to it has to be real because otherwise, he feels like he sat by and watched them all murder each other. His breed would break. Yeah. Yeah. And so I don't know. It's a complicated weird thing, but the shoes are fire. I'm sorry, the fucking made the vibe go. No. You changed this to an episode of Cold Podcast. Yeah, yeah. Which you have a live show of. Which I did do a live show. It was done.

Yeah, yeah, which you have a live show which I did do a live show. It was done Speaking of live shows. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, oh Look at you segway Segue so far this I didn't even realize it was half you're like yeah, what yeah? Yeah, yeah It's all right. I did that one. So this one is just for the live listeners. Yeah, right anyone listening to this after this episode Came out go fuck yourself wait wait wait wait that comes out for first members tomorrow Oh, yeah, they got in which case just kidding First member if you're listening to wait no, I guess because it would also come out Wednesday Yeah comes out Wednesday no Wednesday at like 2 p.m. I think if you're not listening to this on Wednesday

The 19th at 2 p.m. earlier then fuck you. What an ultimatum. Yeah, just what a heavy what a heavy blow to level on these people. Yeah, we are doing and when I say we I mean the three of us. Yeah, in Jeff and Jeff Ramsey that guy are doing moon tower. Yeah, so live shows can be a live episode podcast. Like episode podcast. It's on Congress, 800 Congress, by a ticket for $20. $20.23 after fees and taxes, which is actually pretty low.

Get a key to Mondo's house. Get a key to Mondo's house. If you can't afford a ticket and you're in Austin, and you want to go hit me up because I'm pretty sure I get a plus one. Yeah, we'll get you a ticket. I'll just want you there. The first person though.

Yeah, the first person that DMs me, I'll be you a ticket. I'll do you there the first person though. I can't yeah the first person that DMs me I'll be you take it. Okay, so that's you and by the way, Austin theater.org is you'll have to search for a show Can I can I give you a new URL put up? Yeah, bit dot LY slash RTP moon and the RTP and capitalized Yeah, I'm gonna put that in the chat for us to yeah Yeah, that too. Because this website doesn't have a search bar. Bit.ly slash RTP Moon. I got you. M-O-O-N. Yeah.

So you can take it, it's like I said, they're $23 after taxing all that stuff, which is like one and a half drinks in Austin. So yeah, not really. Not really costing you anything, especially when you consider we are having, like an open bar from five to six before the show Yeah, I think it's like a mixer open bar from five to six before the show so you'll make the money

You can't afford not to go. You would lose money by not going You lose money by not knowing yeah, and actually I one of the new pieces of merchandise that we're debuting there is a T-shirt that actually has a reserved tank and when you get the drink You pour it. It looks like you're drinking it, but you're actually pouring it into the camel pack. Yeah, it's on all around your show. Then you have drink for later. Yeah, for later. You drink for later. You can watch Nathan for you. Yeah. He did an episode where he smuggled chili with his poor Tarena. Like you put a fat suit on that was filled with chili And then we'll go around trying to sell chili

to people in the stands. That could be you. That could be you. But instead of selling drinks. Yeah, that could be you in jail. Yeah, I could be you in prison. I have a friend, Shotsat David Dohrward, who I love this guy.

We're actually like working on a show together. He's great, but years ago he worked on Nathan for you behind the scenes. And he said in that episode, when they actually put the suit on him for the first time, he like almost had to go to the hospital. Like they had to step down production because the chili burned him so bad.

Yes, that like they needed to, at the very minimum, get the first aid people to come out, which I'm just not realizing, I did and trucked up, and I don't think they ever showed that. But many times I burned myself. You did, you burned yourself a lot. And walked outside and went, hey, I burned myself pretty bad.

And everyone was like, ha, what a good bit. He's always doing jokes. You were doing a lot of it. It was a real boy who cried wolf with you that shoot. Yeah, I had to eventually just walk up to her and look her in the eyes and be like, I got burned. Yeah, I burned my head too.

I had to walk up to her tears in the corner, pulling in the corners of your eyes. I got, this is not a bit. It's an out-cheek. Yeah, I got it. Somewhere, and if you come to the live show on Wednesday at 6 p.m. we are going to be showing the burn cut of all the times. Armana got all the birds. It's just all the out. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. I want to

specify. I don't know if we can put a lower third up, but we're going to be making a lot of. Here's the thing. If you gum, if you gum, if you come come and you spell it however you want if you come to the show it's going to be a fantastic show it's three of us I think that these two are very funny I think I'm fine Jeff is gonna be there as well I'm typing it out for you thank you come it'll be fantastic I we have a hell of a show planned for you and I'm really fucking excited for it thank you thank you if you come we have a hell of a show plan for you and I'm really fucking excited for it. Thank you. Thank you. If you come we have a hell of a show planned up for you and I am so excited for y'all to see it and

Even Jeff is excited. Yeah, and I've never seen him get over eyebrows raised Someone had to tell me he goes Oh, no, I really someone had to tell him he goes to lower the brows lower the basic a fucking cartoon. So that's what I'll say now. Yeah. For the rest of the episode, anything else promised on top of it's going to be a good show. Jeff's going to be there. We're going to be there.

You're going to have a good time. This re-alcohol. Anything else is not a statement endorsed or guaranteed by rooster teeth or the members here in. Now that that has been said, if you come to this show, I will bring Bernie back. He will give you a key to Mandoza. Yeah, yeah, and then also, I've got a key to Bernie's castle, right? Dude, right there. We can go get him, I've got a key to Bernie's castle, right? Dude, right there. And we can go get him.

But only if you come to the show. Where we will be showing the fine cut of Laser Team 3. That's a key wrote it. I wrote it. Laser Team 2, it's only been a can. It's like the secret ending to you. Oh, yeah, we've possibly won a couple. We filmed it pre-pandemic.

We've just been sitting on it. Yeah. It was never the right time. It's just a crewing interest. In a chance somewhere. We didn't want to, we didn't want to have to pay for it in their taxes. We don't know how that works, obviously. We didn't know how to write something off, so we decided to bury it.

We pulled on to it. I also heard that we were going to just do an entire season of Camp Camp Live Rea through the scripts of the day. Oh, yeah. That also have been sitting since pre pandemic. Uh-huh. So we're going to do that too. Camp camps coming back.

That was my camera. Camp camps coming back. That's what we've announced that, right? Yeah. OK. So what if we had it the other. Well, what you do in this moment right now. I would fucking if it was me.

Persuade. I fucking dive off. And into a ravine. I had to make sure that it was being released and I'm glad that this is me like triple checking because the other day somebody left like a mean comment on Twitter and was like, bring camp camp back and I just went, yeah, okay.

And they went, wait, really? Yeah, you got it, man. Yeah, because you were a dick. Right, so just for you to do it. Honestly, hey, guess what? You're the 400, you're the 487th thousand person to ask that and that's the number we needed to hit Yeah, I'm like I'll lose the ball and drop we did it banners mission accomplished Yeah, we got to 500 comments 5000 asking for the same thing and finally we fucking did it. Thank God

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What's your name? Mass Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, what's your name? Dark Wolf Massage. And I felt like they were fine. They were just like, I fucking, ooh, it's getting spicy now from Armando. I don't care what you post on the internet. Okay, I don't care, yeah, can we zoom in on the internet? I wanna tie it on the internet. I don't care if like, you don't like the content that I make

or a decision that was made aesthetically, like if you don't like it, I don't give a shit. If you want the show to come back, if people aren't excited to make it, I mean, I'm not even on that show, I don't care. The thing I get mad about is when you make the same joke that everyone else is making.

That is what I thought. I want new ones. Yeah. Be mean to, you know, okay. Get some new material. Please. Get some new material. The reason it doesn't hurt me when you're mean to me

on Twitter is because my friends are the best comedians in the world and they have said infinitely meaner things in funnier ways. Yeah, moment I see something on Twitter that's mean to me and funny. I go, oh, fuck, that's great. You don't understand it. Armando is the Eastern European porn star.

Yeah, I'm on flappable. Unflappable, unfasible. When I was still using Twitter, anytime I was gonna reply something funny to a friend's post, I would always look to the replies for someone else saying this, no one else made this joke. Okay, good, clear. The worst is when it's like, someone else saying this, no one else made this joke. Yeah.

Okay, good, clear. The worst is when it's like, oh shit, there's other people who made the joke. Look, abort, nope, not doing it. It was wild. Speaking of just beef that I have. Sure. Well, this is air and all out here.

You're moving here, you're LA live, you can see what everyone is. I can see what I'm fucking LA. This is Texas. You're burning bridges. Yeah, burning bridges. Burn your freedom. Down Route 66.

Burn these bridges. Refuses to follow me back back on I think it's Instagram, right? Oh, I don't know I don't use either it's either Twitter or Instagram Gus Yeah, Gus refuses to follow me back. He's followed me on one of them refuses to follow me back The other one I followed you on Twitter, but not Instagram We and I made a point where I said like hey, you didn't follow me on Instagram anyway Oh, and then never did it and then the other day I got a point where I said like, hey, you didn't follow me on Instagram anyway. Oh, and then never did it. And then the other day I got a fucking friend request or a connection request on fucking linked in.

Yeah. He'll add me on LinkedIn before he adds that Instagram. That's true. He's the one that he's not the grand. I don't really use Instagram at all. Who would you do if you don't want to see Mondo? Yeah, and I definitely don't use Twitter. I want to see fucking stories of you and your fucking wife.

Well, I don't think I'm a fucking liver in the fucking eye. I don't ever post a, I want to see you be eating. I'm adding you on Instagram right now. Oh no, no, no. That was a shame. Adding him on Instagram from a desktop says everything you need to know about how much you like. Yeah, that does.

That does. I'm like a browser. I'm using a browser to add you on Instagram. It's like, you know what? Don't bother. The aspect ratio is fucked on that. Instagram. It's like, you know what? Don't bother. The aspect ratio is fucked on that. Yeah. I'm gonna let you know now it means nothing to me.

And if you follow me from this desktop, I'm gonna go block you and unblock you so that we're fresh. You gotta come correct. Literally. Come on now. Oh man. Oh man.

I have a joke, got a little beer belly. My friends and my like half life, my friends are being like half life. So I have a joke, got a little beer belly. My friends and my like half life, my friends are being like half life, so I make the joke. I got a head crab that attached to the wrong spot. I shouldn't have started reading that joke out because I don't understand it. You didn't, you didn't.

Everyone look under your seats as a pamphlet explaining that joke. Yeah, it'll do everything. Don't, not that that was a bad joke, by the way. I don't understand. He doesn't know how half life. I don't know half life. And also, I didn't sell the joke well.

And I could barely read it. It's very tidy and burly. My friends. I got a little, to make the, what? I think there's a head crab of the wrong place because you got to me. Because you got to to me. Oh, God, I got it.

They're making the joke that your friends are able to make very specific references that you'll get and are funny to you in the way. Yeah. Oh, oh, I got it. They're making the joke that your friends are able to make very specific references that you'll get and are funny to you in a way. Yeah. Oh, oh, this tweet pops up every once in a while, but there's like nothing that could be more true. It's like no form of comedy is higher than a friend of yours saying something slightly wrong.

Like something slightly incredible. Miss pronouncing something. Oh, you mean how fucking glizz can't see a filibuster? F he's oh he was that come up he was skulking around here earlier like uses it incorrectly And miss pronounces yeah the whenever you have filler buster to do it. He goes Philip be bussin But also he's a filler buster. Yeah, he goes filler or buster and like it's a dairy queen item Yeah, he goes filler or buster and like it's a dairy queen. I don't know. He wants the filler. He wants the filler buster.

The filler buster comes with fries. He says dairy queen. America stops it. Text stops on there. One of their seasonal blizzards right now is peanut butter puppy chow. What? Yeah, and I was I was at the drive through the other day. Damn, that's Southern.

I was like like dog food. That's Southern Miss Hell, you never had puppy chow. I had to look it up. Here we call it muddy buddies. Okay. Yeah. Which is also, which is also weird.

It was a little kind of thing. I've never heard of muddy buddy before in my life. Have you ever had a buddy buddy? No. It's checks mix, like coated in something, and dipped in chocolate. It's like coated in like powdered sugar. Like in chocolate. It's coated in powdered sugar. Like powdered sugar and crunched up cookies.

It's stuffed with peanut butter, coated powdered sugar and chocolate. I'm gonna buy you a bag of muddy buddies. I know, maybe this is different. Actually, I'm pretty sure this is, is that the same thing as like Christmas crack or whatever? Yeah, I think it's similar.

It is one of the muddy buddies, puppy chow, whatever, is a perfect example of a snack that, there's, have a different name in every single fucking region of this country. It's like an Elvator. Yes, I have existed forever. I am one of the Elgons.

I'm known by Naminie name. The Ainsons call me Rarara. You know me as puppy chow. Yeah. Chicks makes pre-made muddy buddies. Yes, they can buy bagged muddy buddies. They only come in two flavors It's like a chocolate cream and like peanut butter. Yeah, you lose two flavors. It's it's slaps. It's What the fuck is going on with cuz you said dairy queen, right? Yeah, I don't know what kind of bunkass Wacast layman is super self-dairy queen

We got going on in California. Cause they serve like blizzards, hot dogs, and shit ass hamburgers. What the fuck? That's what you can get from a dairy bar. No, a dilly bar? You can get a dipped cone. No, yeah, you can get stuff like that.

Yeah, yeah. You get the shopper. Here's the thing. I just went to Kansas City, Missouri. They got motherfucking cheese curds in that place. Yeah. Why? Why? Pussy Slay. I did not say that. Ladies and gentlemen, someone has hacked the system.

You're right. You're right. You didn't say you yelled that guy. You yelled it. You yelled that guy. Everyone heard it. Blizz. Why did you use the word filibuster? Is he a chat here? No, he was over the thing. No, that was a clip of Gus. That was a clip of Gus. That was me. That was Gus.

He's like, yeah, that's Gus. Blizz says that so fucking much. Yeah. And also you made me say it as incorrectly as filibuster with the say, like, you know, do you know what bet means? Yeah. Okay. Do you know what that means? Yeah. Okay.

Do you know what bet means? Yes. Okay. Thank God. I don't know. I had to explain the term bet to Elise. And the closest I could come to explaining it in words that she would understand was it's like not white you betcha.

Oh, yeah. Okay. And it makes sense, but it hurts your heart. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's got us. Oh. It tastes bad. The way that I say that is the way that it blisses.

It's like, I was hanging out with Liz and Lauren Co. And Laurel also does this where she'll just say, Slee, like as a reflex to everything. And she said it to someone made an off-color joke. She was not listening. And she said, Slee, and we all went, Laurel, and she was like, what? And we were like, did was not listening and she said slay and we all went Oh, Lord roll she was like what? And we're like did you hear what BK said and she's like no, and we told her back and she was like oh my god

I'm gonna get cancel you look there's a camera right there it caught you we're gonna cancel you very Not very not pussy slave. It was very not slave. It was very funny though. Well, I don't I just don't like pussy slave because I hate women Yeah, because I hate what. Yeah. Because I hate if you say no the cock slay that me. The immon mom that means was so yeah. Yeah. 20 pounds of cock slay. Well we got it episode time. We got it episode title. Pussy slay. Yeah. Locked in. Gross. Did you watch beef on Netflix? No. It was a it was a was a Stephen Union alley long. Yeah, and it's like rich rich person like poor person in the cracks. It's like road rage. Yeah, road rage. People who can't make the right decision in their life. And it's just like. Wow, one road rage scenario sets off events that destroy

people's lives. Yeah, crash, but a series. It's like comedy crash Crash was a comedy Crash was a comedy if you saw it after it won all its bullshit I Okay, so I I'll go on record. I think crash is a dog shit movie hot take Dog shit movie and I saw I saw it years ago when it came out with a bunch of film people and people were walking on that movie in Tears like the friends that I went with walking out like oh my god Moving and I was like I thought it was a bit because I was like that is one of the most fucking is it dog shit Movesy were the car can't go below 80 miles an hour. No, but that's fucking

Speed oh shit 80 miles an hour. No, but that's fucking great. I'm talking about speed. Oh, shit. With piano leaves. It's just a different one letter movie. What is crash? Crash is about a movie where it's about, it's a movie that ended racism. Oh, shit. It was over forever.

It's a lot of, it's like a lot of different stories that coincide with each other to that the overall theme is racism is bad. Racism is bad. It's a, was that the... It's a Zorah? It's a Doss and then that? Uh, I don't know.

No, I'm thinking of it. It's like his magnolia was made by an NPR tote bag. Okay. That is it. That is it. That is it. That was on the DVD column. Yeah.

That you should have written the blurb. I watched it in my fucking, this is gonna tell you how dumb I am to I had a cinema class in high school and we had to watch that movie and the whole class was like There it is there it is. Oh, look it's got brilliant phrase right? Why does that look like it's a long order spin-off? It does Funky bum Stop boom Cause he fucking bomb, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, wait, is that Cronenburg? Oh. There's another movie called Crash that came out in the 90s. That's about, that's about people who get turned on

by car crashes. Cronenburg. Yeah, it's got change. I forgot about that movie. It's got change, sweeter in it. It is. But here's, by the way, breaking news, Cronenburg film, real weird.

Real sexually weird movie. No, couldn't, wouldn't have guessed that. Yeah, after getting into a serious car accident, a TV director discovers an underground subculture of scarred omnisexual car crash victims Who use car accidents and the raw sexual energy they produce to try to rejuvenate his sex life with his wife? It's like night stocker, but more horny. Get a divorce. What are you talking about? Fuck you break up with her with the fuck? Is it called night stocker? No, night stocker was a murderer. That's that's from here. It's no night crawler night crawler.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just I like that. I feel so stupid for this, but like a year ago or less than that. Really recently, Oh, that's a nice. That's a nice.

I'm putting it up on the other screen. Now this is the other crash. Now you got to show this. Oh, we can get in a study. Show it. Show it. Yeah. As well as. Oh, we can get in a study today. Show it. Show it. Yeah. As well as you know, Colt was talking about this movie.

I'm like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been to this. Yeah, I've never been to this. Casey Jones himself, Elias Coutais, also followed up in Ninja Turtles to do a sex car crash movie. Go Ninja, go indeed. Yeah. Man, what a ride, what a trip.

What a way to like, okay, there's certain movies out there. This is one of them that are like erotic thrillers that are the most unsexy things on the planet. Oh yeah. It's like when you're a kid, you're like, oh my gosh, the movie has nudity. And then you watch fucking eyes wide shut and you're like, ew.

I'm not turning. Yeah, like no. This is bad naked. I don't like this stuff. I saw that in the theater. I was like, oh, I fucking not turning. This is bad, Nick. I don't like this. I saw that in the theater. I was like, I'm fucking watching that. Just watching? It was like, oh, it was like,

it was like a project Stanley Kubrick wanted to make. And I was like, oh, this might be good. And I'm like, oh, yeah, that's why he never made it. I fucking forgot what I was going to say because they put it, like God damn fucking movie poster. Oh, we're talking about the makes you horny break over your wife get the divorce car car car

I don't know he was I can't remember it's not gonna come back the it wipe trip memory yeah it's one of those things where I just fucking like Forgot it you had another one of those earlier today you said y'all were in the car like oh we got to bring that up Yeah, I have the fucking attention span of like a fish. A little golf fish, just like his foot fish. Hit the his foot side, come back. So that's all that fucking. No, that's okay.

So first of all, I was talking with a good friend of mine about the fact that we are and woefully bereft of erotic thrillers. That is a genre of the rom- And rom- But a rom comes are coming back. I hope so. I think we're about to come That is a genre of the rom-coms. But a rom-coms are coming back. I hope so. I think we're about to come into a new error

of the mid-budget comedy. Yeah, and I don't mean like a fucking heartfelt award. I mean like a dumb, like a rom-com. No, no, no, emphasis on the com. Like you want like a capital C-com. C, you can spell it out of your rom-coming. I'm calling. Yeah, comedy.

That's good. Comedy short for comedy. That's the R.T. podcast. Sure, just this comedy. That's a RTX podcast gaming comedy. I feel like you're right about the erotic thriller dying off. Decision to leave came out late last year. It's a Korean film that like tried to revive, well,

it was like real throwback to that kind of movie. Yeah. And I thought it was really good, but you definitely, yeah, you don't see that genre. Well, it's because, you know why? And I'm going to credit my friend April, April with this joke. It's because we got rid of Glass Block. It's because we got rid of, anyone, Tyler Stab, peel up a picture of Glass Block wall. Oh, yeah.

We did it like some 13-go ship. No, no, no, no. When you see it, it'll make perfect sense. Okay. Because that went out of style in architectural fashion. It's so out of touch when you said it. I was like, I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, you turn up with this whole like, you can't see through it. So it's like, yeah, but it's a staple of the erotic film it's the it's the glass that's all and you can't see through it you see the general shape like this yeah when you look through it you can't actually see yeah you're talking about like dentist office old dentist yes the dentist office or bedrooms and erotic thrillers. Oh yeah, exactly. There it is, there it is. I had to find the horneous looking.

Okay, no joke. Seriously, if you see some red light coming through that, muthafucker. Titties are about to press up against it. Titties are hitting those, and then someone's getting murdered. That is the one thing you know, when you see us. Those two, one of two things is about to happen.

Titties or murder. Somebody's somebody doing this and it's either jack and Either titties or murders my favorite board game Oh man and then cute wait a nice game of tits and daggers. Let's go Man, and then cute wait a nice game of tits and daggers. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. All right 2023 RT is I tried to fight the allegations, but we're not beating these allegations catching them. Yeah, we're just horny Have you Gus has heard me talk about this? Have you guys seen love and leashes? Oh? No, it's it's a Korean romcom. It's on Netflix and it's about this woman, Chorkson in an office and she, her name is like, let's say like her name is Joanne

and the other guy's name is like Jo. But like she goes by Jo with a, oh, and he goes it by with an E. That kind of name mix up happens. She gets this package, opens it. It's a dog collar and it has a, has a flyer for fetish website on it. And he's like, that's for my dog,

my dog is huge, I had to get it human size, but he's actually like a sub and she's like a dominant mommy type figure. And yeah, yeah, and like they're not romantically involved, but he's like, I just want you to be my mistress. And like, it's very, but it's also very cute and fun. Oh. You should watch it, you wanna watch it?

Yeah, I'm done. You wanna keep pizza and then go watch this movie? Absolutely. She want to eat way too much pizza. Yeah. But then go watch a movie. Oh, man. I got, okay.

I got pizza last night. You did. You mother fucker. I'm going to get pizza tonight. Oh, fuck you. Where did you get it from? What did you get? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no pizza. Oh, what? That's taken. I think that fucking rules. Really? Yes. Really? Yes.

I got the pizza sauce on it. phenomenal. I was like, 10, 11 out of 10. So good. Amazing. I've got to try it. I absolutely have to have that. Oh, yeah.

And the little series I went to is like, look like it was closed. All the lights were on. That's how old I was. You know, the driver you have to like pound on the window. Yeah, no, literally. You have to pry it open. They're in the back hiding for me. Got to find them.

I ordered a pretzel crust pizza. Every little Caesar's has the necessary number of employees and like other off the clock employees and their boyfriends in the back cooking weed. Every little Caesar's you walk into feels like you got there just before the cops. Like you just walked in, you're like, hang on a second, they're like on their way. Sorry, so I wanted to chat about the,

Facium hated the pizza. They're wrong. That's why I was shocked that he said it's good. Facium's fucking wrong on a lot of shit. That's true. That's true. That's true. It's a fucking dad who has no, who has no right to talk about food anymore.

Once you have, once you pop out a couple fucking kids, you don't know Shitty more he's out there watching fucking kids movies and eating kids Copagand, oh Eating leftovers over the sink like a dad and then you got a fucking rat and a monkey All right, so I went to a place called double days. Oh All right, so I went to a place called double daves. Oh, okay. I went to double daves and our manager, Drew Chaplin, I told him I went to double daves

and he not only criticized me for asking for a recommendation and then going with, quote, pizza's so shitty, even the college kids won't eat it. Is that like one step above getties? Yeah, it's like a local chain. They got pepperoni rolls. It's like the one decent thing. Yeah, that's what I should have gone with because instead I got the worst pizza I've

ever had in my fucking life. I ate two slices and I threw it away. This pizza weighs at worst than Barbara Lachruk pizza. Yes. It's way worse. So that's no longer the worst fucking pizza you ever had. Double Dave's is the worst pizza. It's worse than the Barbara Lachruk pizza.

It's pretty bad. Actually, you know what the only pizza I've ever had worse than this pizza is a 7-11 pizza. If you go to the Double Dave's website, you know, they'll have like the pizza, the featured pizza that they want you to try to order. The pizza of the month is the big deal. Crispy thin crust, Alfredo sauce, mozzarella, sliced-dill pickle, smoked provolone, fresh dill, ranch dressing. When I say that, I would rather you slap me in the face.

Yeah. What? With a fucking, with a dick dipped in ranch. Get it while it's hot. No. No, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no get from a fucking, sorry, an unresponsor, double-day pizza. Oh no! Have you, okay, but to be fair, to be fair to them,

the whole monthly pizza game in Austin has gotten fully out of hand. V313 had a Cuban pizza? No. Yes? I don't want it. Mustard. It was a yes.

My girlfriend ordered it because she makes terrible, I always tell her, I say, hey, why don't you get what you like? Get what you know, but she's always like I want to try it regrets it every time Got this pizza the woman the woman who handed her in a box was like looked at her like wow We didn't think anyone was everyone ordered this We if it was this is the first time we've ever made it I know if it was good it would be on the fucking man if it was good It's good to be on the menu you want to hear the current pizza of the month

There's the big deal. Jesus Christ. No, my God. The curts, pizza of the month at, via three went three. Tika masala. Fuck the fuck up. Fuck, shun the gif, fuck up. Get the fuck out of here.

Look at this traitor Joe's ass flavor of the month. Like, who, hey, do you want, oh, hey, Andrew, you wanted Indian food, but I wanted pizza. We can't make this one. We can go to Veeve through a photo. Why don't we compromise? And then no one's happy. And then no one's happy.

You fucking cuisine school folks think that you can do what food trucks do at your dumb shitty little restaurant. I don't want it. Tyler, I sent you a photo. I want you to put the photo up on the god damn screen. the goddamn screen. No, no, no, no, no, no. I have a photo of my favorite pizza from my favorite pizza place It's called lamp post pizza in vista, California, and it there we go It is it what's about it is it is the epitome of that, I just finished the season of baseball slash soccer. And we're all going as a team.

Exactly, that makes me think of like pizza hut in the 80s. That's it, that's it. That is the 80s pizza hut. Plotonic ideal pizza hut. Like being a kid, we're gonna get pizza and it's the best thing in the world. That's what that looks like. It's ready, it's a yeasty, but it's not like...

How saucy is it? Oh, it's good. Yeah. It's got enough so that it doesn't get wet. Yeah, but it's not dry. Yeah. No, and it's always got legally cheese. Every time you take a slice, you get the stretches.

Perfect fucking cheese to meet ratio. It is also the pizza I've had that heats up the best. No matter how you do. That is good. I'll tell you that I think I think way actually I talked about this on the last time I was on this podcast, but I it absolutely fucking sucks though that no place in Austin does tavern style party cut square pizza. Which is the true Chicago style pizza, which is true Chicago style, which is in squares. I fucking love that place.

Best, best party cut pizza ever had. Bridge City pizza in Portland, Oregon. Oh, Oregon. My God, bridge city pizza. Fucking amazing. It's so good. That's what. So free advertising for freaking bridge city.

Yeah, and fucking you're welcome. I post pizza right across the street from the only waterpark in San Diego because you have the beach and they don't care. Oh yeah. That pizza and the pizza you're talking about, I feel like equal types of good, where that style of pizza, it's the best I've ever had of it. And I want to find a place that does it

and they never equal up in the compost. Yeah. Is I've tried to go to lamppost since I've moved out of that area to be like it wasn't as good as I remember it fucking is it's so good I looked up the bridge city pizza damn I'm telling man no oh no no wait that's a that's a deep dish you gotta get this deep dish is just one of the reason it bridged pizza does because because Chicago style they'll's a deep dish. You gotta get this deep dish. It's just one that they have right here. Because Bridgetty Pizza does, because of Chicago style, they'll do the deep dish, which is not my favorite.

I like the thin crust, like thin crispy crust square cut. That is like, oh, you would love my favorite hometown pizza, it's Riverside, and they make, they got the $5 deal, you get a cheese or pepperoni five bucks hot and ready. When you're in high school, you get out of class, you leave in the big game. Just shut down that pizza. Sitting in the back of your friends pickup truck eating hot pizza,

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Which I'm sorry. It's a, yeah, it's a, it's a city. They get rid of all the books. Yeah, so I am a gross little fucking Gremlin who's addicted to nicotine. Yes, you like. I'm working on it. Yes, you like that. Something I'm working on, I don't like it about myself. Yep.

But I needed to evate, gotta have my vape. Gotta have my vape. Gotta have my vape. And so I forced the people I was with to go to a 7-11 so that I can stop and pick up a vape. And then my friend Todd, who, the host of another show called Horror Virgin, they watch horror movies, he goes, I'm not getting out of the car.

This looks like a bad neighborhood. And I'm, you know, from the hood. I've been to the hood, so I was like, dude, you can't do fucking. I was about to call him a pussy. And then I looked around and the 7-11 employee was openly strapped. There was a little Caesar's pizza with bullet holes from the inside. And when I took this is not a joke. I turned around and the only car pumping gas of the 7-11 was a dude wearing no shirt. And in the passenger seat of his car there was a pit bull with the seat belt on.

I'm scared. I never been so I went back to confirm that the fucking bullet holes came from the side of the seat. It's just so blown away. Just like Norman Rockwell always drew it. He's that American. That American. Yeah, there's nothing worse than walking into a 7-Eleven

and the guy like sized me up. Oh. I don't feel safe. Oh, yeah. I mean, quit Threaten House. It's just a terminator scam. I'm like, I need your boots in your motorcycle. It doesn't help that I walked in.

And I was like, I want my Nika team, but not the sigawet. I want my feet. SIGawet, ouchie. Yeah. Can I get the V8 Pee? The great flavor. He does like the grape one. I do like the grape flavor.

Does he? I'm setting up back, man. I like fag rate. Do you have a phantom orange? You're not doing it. You have a phantom orange, man. Oh my gosh, oh this, oh my gosh, sorry.

Fuck it, fuck it. So I love that. I love the like thinking fingers, fuck it. And then go. The saddest I've ever been is I used to work in the, I used to work at a comedy club in Los Angeles. And the deal was is that I was a cook. If I could get all my orders out by certain time,

they would let me go up and do five minutes. So I was always, quote unquote, opening for comedians. It's like a sealist club, so we get people who used to be famous, but not necessarily famous anymore. And one guy that we got a lot was Kel Mitchell. Oh, okay. I'm keeping them in Kelp. Yeah, of course. If you don't know, super religious now. Oh, okay. I'm keeping in the Kel family. Yeah, of course.

If you don't know, super religious now. Oh, I didn't know that. I really love talking about- Oh, for God. I love talking about- It's not talking about- It's talking about the comedy. The Lord, yeah.

Okay. And talk about the Lord and his comedy too. Okay. I'm- You're not supposed to do that. That doesn't seem funny. Yeah, it's very serious. It did a bit.

And he went up to me because I was the person working in the kitchen and the one of two people working in the kitchen and he goes, Hey man, about 20 minutes into my set. And he's you to bring me out orange soda. And I went, we don't sell any orange soda. And he goes, no, no, no, I brought my own. And so 20 minutes into his set, we had to have a waiter bring out orange soda and he went, oh, who did this?

And like made a big thing about it until it got to him and he goes, who loves orange soda and the whole crowd. Oh, we love orange soda. And then that's for the 40 minutes of the rest of the set. You could see the faces of every person who went, well, that's what I paid to see. Now it's over. Anyway, just the... I saw it do it 20 minutes in. Yeah. Let's get into that story. I kind of left my body for it.

It both. Yeah. My God. It fucking bummed me out. That was... That's a conny version of thinking about rent. Like, you were just talking about it. It's like, oh. Oh. It's just... Yeah, like real fucking beta-beta. thinking about rent. Like you were just talking about that. I was like, oh. Oh.

It's just like real fucking bit, little bit of killer of what? Mando. Mando with eating the guinea pig. To a seven away to get his guinea pig. Oh. Thank you, McFaddy. The comment of the fucking episode.

I found out about literally hit to guitti because of Lindsay Washburn at Fun House. We play Overwatch after work is done most days and like all the fun house. And I hopped in there and Lindsay and her partner hopped in and he was like, oh did you wait a week? Hit to go in, you want to take it?

And this guy's like the same age as me and I was like bro, you gotta. He can't be put. Then they sent me all the TikToks in my favorite ones. Do you know what these are? No. It's a stupid fucking dance. And then people, the part of the meme

is people recording go, oh my god, he waited a week to go to you on the school yard. Because it's like a lot of 11 year old love. Like boys and big snap back hats. I saw a middle aged woman doing it on grass. Her knees. And they're like zoomed in so you only see her on the grass and she goes, oh my god.

She, when do we hit the guinea on dad's weight? And then they zoom out to her builder at a cemetery and she's on the grid. Okay, great. Okay, legit, great comedy. Great, great, great, great, great. Okay, seriously, the zoom out, a zoom out reveal, a crash zoom out to reveal hysterical.

If it's done well. So any TikTok that ends in a graveyard, always funny. Yeah, it's never not funny. That's the best part about that is that she did the most elevated version of that bit and it cannot be taught. That's true. It really is.

It's just like, well, pack it in. You can't go more extreme because that's lame. You can't go darker because that's not good. No, it's not fun anymore. What did you, oh, you know, we hit the guinea pig and you're like, oh, fucking out switch. Yeah, that's sad. You under arrest. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's too handshovel. switch. Yeah, yeah, that's under arrest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're too handsome. And now I've learned about bitterly, bitterly kitty, the guitti. Can I get a clea check on that? Yeah, let's get away. Can we get that on the board? bitterly hit the guitti. Can we get that on the side? Oh, fuck. Oh, man. Be an origin April 14. Oh, last year, 20. You really what? What? what names go fast though yeah means

real fast just to be original one you would do we go fast where do we go fast there's too many all right that's enough of that that was a four bit audio file a speaking spell had better fidelity and that but yeah just the was bit crushed. Actually, that was a base boost at speaking spell. It was also chopped and scared. The screw up click. Oh, really.

Oh, really. I really, I really wish that you speak and spell. I could just take I want to show and I don't want to put it out or actually record it. Okay. But there needs to be a purpose that we're doing. So you want to hang out? No, because I don't actually to put it out or actually record it. Okay. But there needs to be a purpose that we're doing this. So you want to hang out? No, because I don't actually want to do this. It needs to be done.

I want to show Gus all of the memes that I can look at and laugh at that if I sent it to him, it would be nothing. Yeah, I'm going to be in love with him. Yeah. Because I don't know. You know what? I don't know how anyone feels about me outing their past but like

I was a boy in the trenches me too. I was on that fortune. I was in the fortune That's why nothing affects me anymore. I was I was you have you have absolutely you have Posted that part of your brain Oh, I was there guys. I was on howbo hotel blocking the pool. I was there In these trenches that makes sense to one guy out there we came out we got it out the money there's there's one guy out there who gets what we're talking yeah and he went hell yeah but not from them but not from them and maybe from Jeff and that guy we all know yeah we Yeah, we all do. We all know him.

It's like that being there on like 4chan, and then also like I started doing content and comedy way too young, where like my entire brain got developed into like how do you form bits? And now that part of me that processes information like a human is gone. And so like there are things that deeply make me laugh. And if I showed them to anyone else, they will lock me up.

Oh, same. They'll think I'm an insane person. No, secret. You're gonna keep them inside. I have one friend who we had the exact same like past, like we get all the same references. And I will literally, there are things that I can only send to her because I know that there's no one else on this planet. That's gonna understand what I'm in tears. Oh, yeah, I mean, those are kinda, I mean, the internet.

Just true. The internet, teab cuts, man. But the things that, like, internet deep cuts that you bring broken, that you share with people, that you, like, that you, like, have a commonality or something, because it's like, it's one thing, like, if you see it, and it, like, completely busted you up, but it was, like, the things that you were watching

on your friends' parents' computer. And like falling out laughing over. Just like late, it's like 2 a.m. you're like, and a website you should not be on. Yeah, should not be on. And I don't mean because you're a kid. I mean like because they'll shut down the show. They'll shut down your face.

P.M. will be a track now. You're in a mess. Yes, your computer is running so hot, it changed the temperature of the room. Like why am I the, why is this website just absolutely running the fans into the ground? This is stalling malware. Yeah, Peter, me and click.

Yeah, meanwhile, you and your friend are like, just tears falling over each other, laughing so hard. It's something like this. And it's one of those things, it's like, I mean, on 80 years from now, on your deathbed, you can text that to your friend, and they would just get back, but absolutely, LMAF, just like.

Your final text, it's peanut butter jelly time. No, no, no. The final thing I say is, well, so it takes Zinnab, and Zinnab fires, and then I fucking out'm dead. Yeah into the into the fucking great beyond And yeah, and that's the worst part is there's levels to the shit man because we're talking about like some funny junk shit Yeah, but there's also like there's some like bad

Bad well the internet was a different time. Yeah, the internet fuck the internet used to be a really Yeah, the internet, the internet used to be a really on like it was a wild west for like a narrow window of time. Oh, yeah. When not, when five companies didn't own literally everything that you see like online, and also when you would go to a website, a thing I haven't done in years, just go to a website. Oh, website.

It's something that wasn't an app that was already like built into my phone. Just going to H, just typing the full www dot. Oh, well, that's it. It's something that wasn't an app that was already like built into my phone. Just go into it. It's typing the full www dot. This makes me think about it. I was at the Apple store here in Austin a couple of weeks ago. And I was there with Esther. And then like we had we're walking in different parts that like we look at different things.

Say your wife. Yeah. And she like, she came back over to me. She's like, oh my god, you're not gonna believe what I just overheard. And I was like, what happened? She said, I was over there by the laptops, and she was like, see that couple at Stangler? There was like a man in the world

who was standing by the laptops, like probably late 20s, maybe mid 20s. She's like, the guy's looking at the laptops, and he just asked the salesperson, does this laptop have YouTube on it? Can it run YouTube? Young people? Yeah. A young man? Can it run YouTube? Oh, young people. Yeah.

A young man? Yeah, and I was like, what? He's like, yeah, he's asking, can I run YouTube on this laptop? That guy's in Rumspring. You don't understand. I watch my videos at 4,700,000 P. When I say kid, it run YouTube. We're not watching the same YouTube.

We're not watching the same YouTube. We're not watching the same YouTube I was in the YouTube trenches. I was in the YouTube trenches watching episodes of anime and three parts I'm having the second or the third sometimes. Yeah I watched oh boy no one Spanish a little bit No one Spanish a little bit would help because you could look up whatever TV show you liked in Spanish part one Just in English. They just did the heaven mod. It's just, yeah, exactly. It's like, I'm gonna see this with like flipped,

like so they put the image, they just flipped the image, so the flip. Not even, we didn't even have to do that yet. Like it was, it was just there. I remember being in like right after high school watching Leon the professional, and it was flipped and then zoomed in to one corner of the screen. And I was like, wow, this is a great written movie

but the composition sucks. It's kind of a shit. We used to go back way back and we'd do like news groups to find all that shit. Like before you could get, before YouTube, before you get video on the internet, it's like I'm gonna subscribe to alt.binaries.tv. What, like, you have like, a very specific show.

We're like, I'm gonna download this TV show episode in 400 parts, raw files, and they combine that thing. Oh, yeah! Yes! Oh, man. Give me a fucking VLC encoder. There's a like, oh, pan of fucking Winrar, it's like, fucking unzip this shit.

And watch, just gigabyte, gigabytes of fucking Winrar to like fucking unzip this shit and watch just gigabyte gigabytes of fucking just horrible quality in the mouth. Just in case. Yeah, like there was anime, like stuff that hadn't been released in the US yet people would do like fan subs as it was airing there. You're like, oh yeah, I'm gonna watch like standalone complex like the day after it comes out of your pan

with some shitty ass fan sub by some group barely and it's just happening. They were so bad. I watched, I didn't know I was watching. I watched like an entire season of Dragon Ball Z, but it was just fan-subbed or fan-dubbed. Was it fan-subbed? Was it bad?

Are you talking about the Dragon Ball Z abridged? No, it was not abridged. Like my cousin, he was like an early adopter weave and he had like a legal VHS tapes and I would just like watch them. And then just, I did was like, and then one day I actually saw Dragon Ball Z and I was like, oh, that's not right.

That was incorrect. I feel like, and maybe I'm not in these parts of the internet anymore just due to the stage of life shit. But I feel like there is something truly magical that maybe the kids are missing these days, which is the like both, seeing the stumbling on things, either at the video store, late night on TV,

or like in the early, early internet days when shit would show up, that you would like just discover. And it would like, it would change you. Like it would change, like the way, it would change you DNA about comedy,

things that you just like find funny, or like, I don't know, I feel like so much of my, so much of my comedy education came from those weird random, and we're like, I'm like, bootlegs, like copies of copies. Like copies of copies, like, man, truly, truly, truly a joy to go into an independent video store, like an island video or a Vulcan back in the day and just be like,

what the shit is this? Like I got him taking this home, we're gonna watch it. That's how, in the similar ways, how I watched the spirit of Christmas, which was like the first South Park show, short before South Park had a show. It was just like some video file I found on a news group. It was like, obviously someone had like copied and copied a VHS tape over and over and then like encoded it and put it up on a news group.

It's like, what's this? Like, oh, this is really funny. And then like a year and a half later, like, oh, like South Park was on TV. Oh, that's that fucking weird thing I saw. Crazy. That story from those guys were there,, we should have put our names on it. Yeah. Because they were like other people, they would show up for an interview and they're like, where the guys who made South Park and they're like, both fucking shit,

we hired the guys who made South Park. Where the, yeah, yeah. That's so funny though. I remember that, I mean, I'm younger than y'all, but by a lot, a little bit. Hey. I'm happy I've blocked your Instagram. okay. Here's what I'll say I didn't have like finding hidden gems gems in the stores regularly. You know what I

had? I was a generation that watched the video stores, the fucking borders, the book stores, all that shit shut down. And so they had these big like fucking come get them. And I remember seeing this show called Arrested Development and they were selling all of the seasons on DVD as a collection from a blockbuster for 45 cents for the whole that she's. What the, whoa! And I was like, well, 45 cents, this is a show.

And my mom said that she's heard about it. So I'm gonna watch it. And it became like the bass line for my sense of humor. I love that for you. When I think it was borders or Barnes and Nobu, I'm pretty sure it's borders. It's probably a borders,

because we still have Barnes and Nobu. Okay. Borders shut down and my mom gave me 40 bucks and said you can have as many books as you want. Oh shit. That was most of them. And I found a book called Mr. Funny Pants by Michael Schoelalter. Oh yeah. And it was a book called Mr. Funny Pants by Michael Show Walter.

Oh, yeah. And it was like the premise of the book is they paid him an advance to write the book and he spent it all and then they're asking him for his pages. So the book is every couple of chapters him being like, I guess I'm going to write about this now. And it's just a really interesting way to do a book, but it was like the first thing I saw that was subversive. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure it had been, other things had been done do a book, but it was like the first thing I saw that was subversive. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah.

I'm sure it had been other things had been done like that before, but it's the first time I experienced like no book Go start a or B or follows topic. This was the first time I ever saw a book that was like Whatever yeah, and was good. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. I know the sederus fan Sederus fan. Yeah, David Sederus. David Sederus. Oh, yeah, I know the Sidarris fan Sidarris fan yeah David Sidarris. David Sidarris. Oh Unfamiliar pretty pretty good was it me right pretty one day. Yeah, that's a lot of books of like short stories Strangers with candy Yeah, okay, I know her yeah What's that where's a fancy to holidays every year? Yeah, I love her. Yeah, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, bullshit, I can fucking imagine. There was a place in Dallas that I remember

sold criterion DVDs for like 50% off, which at the time- Those are bootlegs. Were they bootlegs? They weren't sure. Bootlegs, they were still in packages because I literally took a road trip with my friends. Two Dallas, two, it was a one time sale.

Like that we heard, like one of my friends heard about it. It's like this is a place in Dallas who's like getting rid of all the like criteria and DVDs. So, pop, pop, he hopped in the car with my school film nerd friends and we went and we just cleaned them out. That's crazy. Oh, like criteria and DVDs that were like, yeah, some were 40 to 60% of the DVDs.

And those at the time, at the time, a criterion DVDs were like $60. Yeah. It was a piece. It's really expensive. And this is like the first thing you guys talking about. It's like they do like a special premium release

of movies on physical media, where they'll have like bonus features of shit that wasn't on the regular release of like extended scenes. And this is also in the days before, like everything kind of gets a criterion real. Like a lot. Well, the criterion collection was much smaller at the time too. Yeah, like extended scene. And this is also in the days before, like everything kind of gets a criterion, really? Yeah. A lot. Well, the Cartier and Collection was much smaller

at the time too. So it would be like, I'm gonna get the unbearable lightness of being. It's like just real, I'm a cord. Yeah. Yeah. It's like really, like embarrassingly film school nerd shit. But, yeah.

But we got, I mean, yeah, but we got I Mean again, we'll never come across a deal that good again on on my physical media I'm free so you're free not physically, but then you can burn it to be physical. Yeah, dude though I I also those the other thing I grew up in the lime wire. Yeah, oh, oh dude lime wire is the only reason I'm funny I literally I would just like download Comedy by just a just a dultman. Just a dutch. My favorite comedian for from the time I was in fourth grade, the sixth grade was Dennis Leary and oh you mean so Bill Hicks. So you mean Bill Hicks and Dennis Leary and Ron.

Ron White. Ron White. Yeah. From the, from the Blu-Car comedy? I'll, I maintain this. Ron White is actually super funny. He's really funny. He's the only funny one. He's the only funny one from Blu-Car. He's the only one from Blu-Car. And I, I'm just like, as a fourth grader,

what was resonating with me? Because I was also listening like, you know, Dave Shepold, Dan Cook, the Sarah Silverman, the E.U.s. But what about David Leary? Dennis Leary? Dennis Leary being an alcoholic from, where was he from? Like what was,

Chicago, I think? Chicago, what was resonating to me as a four year old, as a fourth grader? It's a little girl in the fourth grade and I was obsessed with it. Warrior obsessed with this guy, just like I love smoking, I love drinking, I'm a fucking asshole.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love that shit. I even love. I, first of all, Bill Hicks, nephew is a good friend. Ryan Hicks, if you're in the San Diego area, go see Ryan Hicks. Love that guy. He worked with him at Reindrop. Oh, oh, he's fucking hilarious.

But what I think is so funny is that he has nothing like He's a lot more like you than he is like Secondly, I watched Every Saturday morning and Sunday. I believe and Friday nights. I think I forget when they played them But I watched them a lot was the half hour comedy central pre-sale. Hell yeah, I love those. I would form it up. The summer was just that and Reno 9,

little one back to back all day, all fucking day. I remember seeing so many in the whole TV. I remember that was the first time, or I remember when I saw fucking Donald Glovers, and I was like, he does stand up too. I remember that, yeah, man, what a good time. See this is the thing, I just was like, he does stand up too. I remember that. Yeah, man. What a good time. See, this is the thing. I just miss like, I feel like, yeah,

like you said, like, sumbling upon things, or like, just, even like you're seeing a comedian do like a one-thirty minute set, and then six years later, they're just doing like, hour-long ones on like HBO. And you're like, oh, I remember when you were in front of that weird sign. Yeah.

I remember when you were on premium blend. Oh, I remember that. Oh. I remember the fucking comedy central presents when before they switched to the the universal set when they used to build a crazy. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about the crazy bad for each individual show. God. Man, I mean, that man, that was at a time when there was so much money. I mean, funny money. Zero, that was zero interest rate. That was not the most, that was not the most.

That was not the most. That was not the most. When it was just like, here's a comedian you maybe have heard of and we built them like a $50,000. Well, that's personal Ryan Regan for the first time. Yeah. Was like, Ryan Regan.

That, Brian Regan, like, will be able to tour for the rest of his life. Him and that puppet guy. Cause, but it was Ryan. But Brian Reagan's super funny, but he is like one of the like old guard like all clean comedians. Who can just like. Jim Gaffigan too, right?

It can just do like hours and hours of stuff in every part of the country and fuck a sell out stadiums. But imagine if you will, Jim Gaffigan in the middle of his set and he's doing fine, he's doing his Joe sure and then a waiter starts walking He's with a fucking hot pocket and he goes Well it burn your mouth it'll destroy Same thing with Brian we can still bring some snow cone. But, one snow cone, two snow cone,

and the integration on cone. Let's go get hot pockets. Let's get hot pockets. Ladies and gentlemen, Dennis Leary. Okay. All right. I'm gonna see you guys next week. Bye.

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